01-13-26 - Hot Releases - John Thinks He Could Learn To Do A Liver Transplant In Less Than 2 Years Just By Watching - Alter Bridge - Madison Beer - Bruno Mars - The Rip Netflix

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - 01-13-26

Episode: Hot Releases - John Thinks He Could Learn To Do A Liver Transplant In Less Than 2 Years Just By Watching - Alter Bridge - Madison Beer - Bruno Mars - The Rip Netflix
Date: January 13, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively, irreverent episode, John Holmberg and the HMS crew (Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo) riff on everything from the speed of AI development (with a heavy dose of Musk cynicism and humor), to whether John could learn to perform a liver transplant just by observing for a year or two, to the latest music and TV releases. The conversation is a blend of tech-philosophy, hands-on-confidence, absurd challenges, and their signature sarcastic take on pop culture.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Can You Learn Surgery by Watching? (00:15–11:37)

• Elon Musk & The Future: John reflects on Musk’s claims that in a decade, abundance from AI will erase the need for retirement savings, and that AI is currently amplifying itself tenfold daily (00:15–01:33).
  • Quote, John (01:25): “Creates 10 times more value to itself than it had the day before. That's how fast it's growing. Well, you know, it'd be like your car getting 10 times better every day... It's crazy.”
• “I Could Be a Liver Surgeon…” John jokes about asking a liver surgeon how long it would take to teach him a transplant by daily observation—doctor says two years, John thinks he could go faster (02:34–03:45).
  • Quote, John (02:44): “I said, well, like, I couldn't watch you like a hundred times… and pick it up?... you couldn't give me step by step, everything?”
• Comparisons to Sports: The crew compares learning surgery to hitting a pro baseball pitch; pro skills require much deeper expertise than most people realize (03:46–05:38).
  • Quote, John (05:25): “I think I could get a liver transplant done way before I could hit a pro pitch.”
• John’s Mechanical Confidence: John likens organ removal to working on a car or cleaning a fish—others poke holes in his logic, especially after hearing about his struggles with basic household tasks (06:29–10:01).
  • Quote, Holmberg (07:28): “You can't hang a bike rack and now you're transplanting? Look, that's different…”
  • Quote, John (09:05): “It's no different than changing windshield wipers…”

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2. John’s “Handyman” Track Record (10:01–11:37)

• Drill Skills & Domestic Disasters: Everyone teases John about his lack of basic handyman skills—installing wipers, hanging racks, ‘drill skills’—contradicting his surgical bravado.
  • Quote, John (10:43): “You have not seen my drill skills. They are atrocious. Atrocious.”

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3. Hot Releases – New Music (11:37–20:25)

A fast-paced review (and roasting) of the newest tracks:

• Alter Bridge – “Scales are Falling”
  • Crew verdict: Boring, derivative. (11:48–13:15)
  • Quote, John (12:48): “That’s boring. No, they're stealing from the Indian tribal [music]...”
• Madison Beer – “Yes, Baby”
  • More interest in Madison’s appearance than the song, which is panned for being bland (13:01–14:39).
  • Quote, John (14:26): “I could watch her sing in a mirror like that for… six hours.”
• Bruno Mars – “Funk All Night”
  • Generally positive, though some say it sounds “AI-generated” (15:16–16:09).
  • Quote, Host (16:03): “It almost looks like an AI song or sounds like it.”
• Kimmy Head – “Eat Me, It’s Taco Tuesday”
  • Provocative novelty country song gets an enthusiastic thumbs up (16:21–17:17).
  • Quote, John (17:17): “Taco Bell doesn’t get on this right now. That’s a smash hit. Eat Me, It's Taco Tuesday is gold.”
• Let’s Do Butt Stuff Tonight – Tara Hole in Me
  • Song’s message gets laughs and surprising approval; “I don't like country music, but I like the message.” (17:41–18:21)
• Kickstart My Heart – Funk Cover / Harvy Danger “Flagpole Sita” Cover
  • Unique covers provoke nostalgia and amusement. (18:33–20:25)

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4. TV & Movie Releases – Opinions and Sarcasm (21:25–25:50)

• TV: “Fallout”, “Starfleet Academy”, “Hijack Season 2”
  • Quick reviews and confusion about plots, especially with multi-season hijackings and endless Star Trek content.
  • Quote, John (23:02): “A plane hijacking. But this one on ground. The first one, I think was into the air because he foiled a hijack.”
  • Quote, Brady (23:55): “This looks like young teens but getting out of space.”
• Movie: “The Rip” (Netflix)
  • Matt Damon/Ben Affleck vehicle; premise: cops find illicit cash—everyone jokes about how fast they’d become crooked police (24:10–26:23).
  • Quote, John (25:00): “If I’m a cop and I find a wall full of Home Depot buckets of cash, I’m taking at least one.”
  • Quote, John (26:39): “If there’s 25 million seized, there’s 30 million they found, right? You cops aren’t all good.”

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5. Games and Stuffed Segment (20:27–21:25)

• “F Word”/”N Word” guessing game with Tech N9ne lyrics rounds out the hot releases stretch.
  • Quote, Host (21:10): “It’s a sweep of the nation today, Tech 9.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On AI’s Future Impact:
  • John (00:57): “In 10, 12 years, you’re not going to have to stock money for a retirement because AI will create an abundance of all things.”
• On Self-Confidence vs. Reality:
  • Holmberg (07:28): “You can’t hang a bike rack and now you’re transplanting? … Apples and cinder blocks.”
• On Novelties in Country Music:
  • John (17:17): “Eat Me, It’s Taco Tuesday is gold.”
  • John (18:21): “I don’t like country music, but I like the message. All right, we’re adding that one. Let’s do butt stuff tonight is a hit.”
• On Police Corruption:
  • John (26:39): “If there’s 25 million seized, there’s 30 million they found, right? You cops aren’t all good.”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Tech/AI & “Learning Surgery By Watching”: 00:15–11:37
• Hot Releases (Music Segment): 11:37–20:25
• TV & Movies (Streaming/Reviews): 21:25–25:50
• Corrupt Cop Hypotheticals: 24:10–26:39

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent, playful, and self-deprecating, with the hosts constantly poking fun at themselves and each other.
• Blends topical humor with pop-culture criticism and absurd hypothetical debates.
• Language remains casual, candid, with the occasional explicit reference and the group’s trademark sarcasm.

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For listeners:
Whether you want a window into hot new releases, are pondering if AI will soon make you obsolete, or just want to hear grown men debate the ethics of stealing crime-scene cash and the plausibility of DIY liver surgery, this episode is a rapid-fire, laugh-packed, highly opinionated ride through news, music, and weird self-confidence.

Transcript

[Host]

You're listening to the HMS Podcast, brought to you by MMP guns.com your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition and accessories.

[John]

We're having these philosophical. I should have never brought Elon's talk up this morning, but man, oh man. And here we are talking about all the things that are coming and, you know, with the technology and all the things that we can get used to in the future. And Elon says, don't save your money anymore. And there's no reason they'll be. In 10 years time, the elimination of need and the abundance of everything will be in front of us. And meanwhile, all I'm seeing on my emails is, hey, the app's broken. Like, we, we can't fix that. We're we. It's done. But yeah, it's an interesting thing, and we talked about it really early this morning, but Elon Musk went on and on about basically saying.

[Brady]

The potential.

[John]

Yeah, in 10, 12 years, you're not going to have to stock money for a retirement because AI will create an abundance of all things. An abundance of all things. We can't. It doesn't make sense. But the robots are going so fast. He also threw out a stat in a different thing. I was reading that, I don't know if this is accurate or not or if I'm quoting it right, that each day AI amplifies its own power 10.

[Brady]

Times, 10 times every day. I don't know if it was every day.

[John]

It was what he said it was daily, on a daily basis.

[Brady]

Because I heard the 10 times thing.

[John]

Creates 10 times more value to itself than it had the day before. That's how fast it's growing. Well, you know, it'd be like your car getting 10 times better every day. So it starts as a model T and then it's a 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, and soon in like four weeks, it's, it's up to today's standards. And weeks, that's just eliminating years. It's crazy. And we can't stop talking about it because we're idiots. Meanwhile, the app's down. The future belongs to the people who can do stuff with their hands. Lawyers wasting your time. Doctors. We got that covered. I asked my, my liver surgeon friend the other day, Dr. Brink, how long would it take him to, to teach me liver transplants without all the extra of school? Like, just like it's a dystopian future.

[Brady]

Like they do it in the movie sometimes when they have an emergency surgery and they walk somebody through it.

[John]

Yeah, like land in a Plane. Like, there's a guy on the other end. All right, you're gonna find the left ventricle. I'm like, I don't know what that is.

[Host]

Head striker.

[John]

Yeah, it was. Yeah, but diffusing a bomb. He said he could do it in about two years.

[Holmberg]

Two years?

[John]

Two years.

[Brady]

That's too long.

[John]

That's what I said. I said, well, like, I couldn't watch you like a hundred times, like this year and pick it up. Like, I, like, I want to get in there and cut and then. And then you show me. Go here. Like you couldn't give me step by step, everything. And he's like, no, it'll take two years. And I'm like, I don't want to know the anatomy. I want to just know.

[Brady]

Create more value for his skill.

[John]

That's what I said. Because then, then I told him, like, I could never teach you what I do. I'm way too advanced. It's not true. Brink would have no interest in this because he's smart and, like, he's.

[Brady]

I bet you they get done with medical school. I'm like, what a racket.

[John]

It's a racket. They teach it everything.

[Brady]

And then now they're, you know, they've gone a little upset the whole deal. When you were talking about the two year program.

[John]

Oh, yeah, they're trying to speed through it. Well, he said he can teach me liver transplant surgery in two years of just me observing every day.

[Brady]

You're gonna go through some mistakes.

[John]

But I challenge. I think you'll be good. I could get it done by July. I did my first liver transplant. Done.

[Host]

Challenge.

[John]

Oh, I would. Look, if you're a person who wants to sign off on some papers and let a rookie give it a run, you talk to professional baseball players. And they, they went through like 20 guys at, I forget, some luncheon or something they had, and they had all these pro baseball players. And one guy was asking him, he's like, dude, off the street, 100 pitches. How many of them does he hit off a pro pitcher? And all these guys looked at him and went, zero. It's like, did he play ball in high school? He's like, yeah, he might chip a.

[Host]

Couple off, but some foul tips.

[John]

No, it might make contact. No hits. You're gonna ground out or pop out. You're not. You're not making meaningful contact off a professional pitcher. If you're just climbing off a Hall.

[Brady]

Of famer's hitting 30.

[John]

Oh, hall of Fame. 30%. 30 of 100. Yeah, 30 of a hundred. Yeah. 30 is hall of fame.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Marshawn lynch went down with the D backs and took batting practice and they dialed up a 90. And he. He was like.

[John]

He just.

[Jared]

No, no, give me the 80. And he got the 80. And he got a couple.

[Brady]

He got.

[John]

Yeah, it's going to a pitching.

[Jared]

Exactly.

[John]

But a real pitcher.

[Jared]

Right.

[John]

Standing there looking at you, don't know what he's doing. You're done. You might.

[Host]

Ted Williams. 400. He hit and he missed six out of 10 times.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Host]

He's a. 400 hitter.

[Brady]

40 out of 100.

[John]

Tony Gwynn was like as good as Ted. He like. I think he hit like. I don't. He never struck. Greg Maddox never struck him out.

[Jared]

Never. Smoltz and Glavin.

[John]

Yeah. And he never struck out. And he still only hit like on his best year. 350. It's crazy, but I think I could get a liver transplant done way before I could hit a pro pitch.

[Jared]

See, I don't know about that.

[John]

Give me two years.

[Brady]

GoPro pitch.

[John]

You think? Give me two years in a cage or two years with Dr. Brink carving up. Yeah, you're.

[Jared]

You're hitting the pro pitch first.

[Brady]

I don't think so.

[John]

I think. I think I can get a liver done by the end of the year. I don't think I could hit a.

[Jared]

Pro pitcher without killing the patient.

[John]

Well, yes, everyone. Well, the dead one stealing from is out.

[Holmberg]

Right.

[John]

That's obvious. Right. I could. How about this?

[Jared]

Perform an autopsy now.

[John]

Well, no, that's. No, not a real one. Because I wouldn't know what to write.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah.

[John]

I could take one out of the dead body and it would be like he'd look at it and go, that's perfect. Thank you. Within six months now.

[Jared]

Six months.

[John]

Tie in the. Tie in the dead guy's liver to a living person.

[Jared]

Right.

[John]

That's going to be the year and a half that he needs to teach. Yes, but I could learn how to cut it out and give it to him. Ready?

[Jared]

That might be fair. I might give you that. That's some heavy studying, though.

[John]

Not really. It's just. You don't know. I don't have to pop a book. I. I could watch him. It's like being a mechanic, man.

[Jared]

I don't know.

[Brady]

I think taking it out, I think.

[Jared]

There'S stuff that you're gonna need to.

[John]

Do the most crucial part.

[Brady]

But maybe together, put it back together.

[John]

Getting the bad liver out of the living one might be an issue. That's what I could get. The dead guys live the dead kids liver. I could chop that right out. And then he would just trim it. Like the parts that I like Thanksgiving just. I would leave everything too long, and then he can trim it down.

[Brady]

I mean, I removed a liver once from an antelope.

[John]

Yeah, see, but you didn't have to. You could. You didn't care if you made a job.

[Host]

It was.

[Brady]

I mean, that whole gut pile.

[John]

Now imagine studying. Yeah, yeah, imagine somebody studying.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[John]

And like, you watched this dude who was an expert. You do it.

[Brady]

You can't let the rest of it tumble out. You have to take the one thing out.

[Jared]

I've cleaned a fish, and I've gotten good at carving up a turkey. So, yeah, I guess.

[John]

All right, I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I could do an open heart surgery by August. I'm pretty much. That's what that's like. The heart's easy. It's like four. Four hunks. William says you're insane. You can't hang a bike rack and now you're transplanting. Look, that's different.

[Host]

That's.

[John]

No, it's not. That's a total. There's no hardware. No, it's not. Apples and cinder blocks.

[Brady]

But it wouldn't take you two years on a bike rack either.

[John]

It might take all.

[Host]

See how many holes are in that wall? He showed us the picture.

[John]

You have not seen my drill skills. They are atrocious. Atrocious. But I'm pretty sure I'm more. I'm more of a detail oriented dude when it comes down to, like, carving. I don't know. I think I'd be pretty good at it. I could be good at it.

[Brady]

You did footers.

[John]

You know, I had no idea what I was doing either. Nearly burned my eyes.

[Brady]

You figure it out? I think. You crack a body open and then what happened?

[Jared]

For a week, you had a high lift stuck in your backyard.

[John]

Well, that wasn't my fault.

[Jared]

Oh, you're blaming Luke?

[John]

Luke's the one with the. He brought it over. He should have known that it was gonna get stuck in the. Come on, we got it out. Ingenuity. Anyway, the future. None of this will matter. We'll have bots doing it. According to Elon, right after Trump's out of office. That's the craziest part. When Trump's done, we're like, bots will do it. That's when he says it's good. In five years, we're gonna start relying on them, and in 10 years, they're going to do everything.

[Jared]

Well, that and we talked about it, I think last year at some point. Quantum computing and all that together there's.

[John]

So John, really, you could. You. You didn't know to take the plastic wrap off windshield wipers and you're. Yes, but see, after observing, I now know. And that's what I'm saying with the liver search. I'm pretty quick when it comes to. That Was surgery? Yeah.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John]

It's no different than changing windshield wipers, which, by the way.

[Brady]

Yeah, but you'll leave a sponge in there or something.

[John]

Maybe there'll be mistakes.

[Jared]

John, I love it when idiots make a mechanic comp or comparison.

[John]

What?

[Jared]

This moron. Look how long it took you to figure out wiper blades again. That's the common thing.

[John]

I haven't ever done it before. That was my first time. And I popped them right on. Second time. Popped them right on. And I didn't know that little blue thing was a protector. That seemed excessive.

[Host]

In your 50 years, that's the first time you did wiper blades?

[John]

Yes.

[Brady]

Lies.

[Jared]

Come on.

[Brady]

First time.

[John]

Come on. First time I succeeded.

[Jared]

Okay.

[John]

I don't want to hear it took.

[Host]

You 50 years to do the wiper blades.

[John]

Did it. It wasn't like I was out there every day just failing.

[Brady]

Who did it?

[Host]

You never did it when you were 17, 20 years old?

[John]

No.

[Holmberg]

Come on.

[Brady]

Your sister?

[Host]

Not once.

[John]

Wiper blades? Yeah. Oh, like you guys were out there doing all the time.

[Host]

I've seen them.

[John]

You never did about it.

[Brady]

Sure did.

[John]

Then how come you couldn't do mine?

[Brady]

Because I've never done your type of wiper blade.

[John]

Yeah. No. I never did it.

[Jared]

Jeep was too tall.

[John]

I think I did it on the Dodge once on my truck, but they slid on.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You've had to put the blade zombies.

[John]

Not really. No need. The Jiffy Lube will do it. That's what I used to know. I could do dentistry also. I'm pretty sure of that. That one looks easy.

[Jared]

I do. I'll go with you on that one.

[John]

I can screw some stuff up.

[Jared]

Oh yeah. But I could yank out.

[Brady]

I feel pretty good. I could clean someone's teeth.

[John]

Oh, cleaning my mom.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John]

That's a racket.

[Holmberg]

What?

[John]

98? No way. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Jared]

Tom Hanks did it in Castaway. Do the skate. I could do that.

[John]

Although Kelly makes a good point. Dude. Drills dentists. That's true. I am bad with drills.

[Host]

We put a couple extra holes in.

[Brady]

It when you're doing the actual drilling. Oh, that might differ.

[John]

Drills are like when somebody grabs an out of Control propeller. For me, it's just going off and I'm spinning.

[Brady]

That's why you need to give a little.

[John]

I don't know how to dimple. Calm down. Oh, I know how to do that. But eventually. And it goes sideways, you're like, I don't know. Then you just look at stuff at my house next time you're there, if it's drilled in, almost all the screws are on like an angle. Like none of them are going straight into the hole for her pleasure. It's time for the hot releases. I do believe they're upon us as we speak. Let's get right to it. Brett, you first.

[Host]

All right, we'll start off with new stuff here from Alter Bridge. Miles Kennedy and Tremani and the boys. This is Scales are falling.

[Jared]

This new.

[Host]

Yeah.

[John]

This guy says, calm down, Johnny Keen. You sound crazy. Maybe it is crazy. Maybe it's ambition. Both are very sexy.

[Host]

All right, let's get it.

[John]

Cut to the chase, Kennedy.

[Brady]

Maybe they fired tired Miles.

[John]

Jesus, he's late for this recording. This is a tale so dark and dim and slow.

[Jared]

Wicked hearts the minds of men. Sound like Jonathan Davis.

[John]

That's boring. No, they're stealing from the Indian tribal.

[Host]

Yeah.

[John]

That's another song that's borrowed. What is that one? Water. Cool, clear water.

[Brady]

It was boring. Kind of.

[Host]

I thought so. That was a little boring.

[John]

Oh, here. Oh, this is.

[Host]

There's Madison Beer.

[John]

Justin Herbert's girlfriend.

[Host]

Yes, baby.

[John]

She's spectacular. Yeah, this is the one. Justin Herbert's putting it through High heels on a treadmill. She likes acne, huh? Yeah, she likes bread. Event of the Chargers. Isn't it weird how the standard of beauty has become the same thing? Yeah, the Kardashians did it. And then now Megan Fox looks like this. Madison Beer looks like this. She's very pretty. Song is horrible and I don't care.

[Host]

Yeah, what song?

[Holmberg]

Okay.

[John]

I could watch her sing in a mirror like that for we are about six hours. Does that song have an ending? Because if it doesn't, I'm going to get into the loop 314.

[Host]

Not bad.

[Brady]

Wow.

[John]

Yeah, she looks. That's still going. Oh, my Lord. Do yourself a favor. Today, everybody listening. Take a break from your job and search Madison Beers. Yes, Baby Video. And then just realize that Brad Zit of the Chargers is just trashing anyway. Okay, go ahead. Well, that was. That was nice.

[Host]

Here's new stuff from Bruno Mars. This is funk all night.

[John]

Oh, all right.

[Jared]

By the way, the pre sale for Bruno is tomorrow.

[John]

Turn the lights down low. $1,000 a ticket for that base in your chest now.

[Brady]

This is AI.

[John]

It'S funk all night.

[Jared]

Anderson's with him on this.

[Holmberg]

Not dripping off the walls Neon dancing on your skin Got that vinyl spinning slow let the good times pull us in Silk shirt sticking to my bag Sweat and rhythm smooth.

[John]

Is that out today?

[Host]

Yes. Well, this came out.

[Jared]

Soon as out on Friday.

[Host]

Well, there was another one that was released too.

[John]

This one.

[Host]

I like this one a little bit better.

[John]

Bruno. Solid.

[Host]

It almost looks like an AI song or sounds like it.

[John]

It does.

[Host]

And we got tons of AI stuff because there isn't really much up front.

[John]

There's no need for it.

[Host]

Yeah, we could do this one.

[John]

I just saw the title of that one. Which one? The Eat Me, It's Taco Tuesday. Oh, well, we go to that one. Give me that first.

[Host]

Hang on.

[John]

Eat me, it's Taco Tuesday.

[Host]

Okay, here you go.

[John]

From Kimmy Head. She's good. We remember her. Wow.

[Jared]

It's a big taco lady from the.

[John]

60S eating a taco.

[Kimmy Head]

Hard day, dust on your boots, hunger in your gaze I'm standing here in this little sundress smiling real slow you can guess the rest Tequila's pour limes cut just right but darling, tonight I'm your only bite no need for a menu boy, get to it. You already know I'm hot and ready just waiting for you to go Eat me, it's Taco Tuesday. Come on, baby, get a little messy.

[John]

Taco Bell doesn't get on this right now. That's a smash hit. Eat Me, It's Taco Tuesday is gold. And Elon said that in a few years time, she'll be able to come over to your house and you can do it, because these fake people are gonna become real right in front of you.

[Host]

Still a little country for Dale. All right, this is let's do Butt Stuff tonight. It's a band. 50s country song.

[John]

By Tara Hole in Me.

[Host]

Yes.

[John]

Oh, that's good.

[Kimmy Head]

Baby, you've been working so hard all week. I have an idea that's both wild and sweet. Or some wine let's dim the lights down low Just take my hand and let the candles glow Ooh, I can see that you're curious.

[John]

It's gonna get good.

[Kimmy Head]

Don't be sh. And honey, don't make a fuss.

[John]

Let'S.

[Kimmy Head]

Do but stuff tonight oh, yeah, I know that it'll feel oh, so right.

[John]

I don't like country music, but I like the message. All right, we're adding that one. Let's do butt stuff. Tonight is a hit.

[Host]

How about Kickstart My Heart as a funk cover?

[John]

Motley Cruise. Kickstart My Heart. Hey, I funked with the guys.

[Jared]

Nice.

[John]

Yeah. The video is Zombie Crew.

[Host]

Race.

[Jared]

Start doing the Blues Brothers dance.

[John]

Let's get a little.

[Host]

Let's skip a little Intro's real long.

[Holmberg]

When I get high, get high speed Top two funny calls A drug for me My heart, my heart Kickstart my heart Always got the cops coming after me Custom built bike doing 103 my heart, my heart Kickstart my heart Are you ready, girl?

[Jared]

Like Nick Mars always looks like a sleeve stack nowadays.

[John]

That's pretty good. I like that.

[Host]

That's not bad. I'll do one more of those and then we'll get to F Word. Let's do Flagpole Sita. Soul Danger.

[John]

All right. These guys are on heroin. See a little bit clearer the rottenness and evil in me FingerTips and memories one can't forget the curls of your body. Yeah, that's all right.

[Host]

I do like the chorus though, with the.

[John]

That's pretty good.

[Host]

With the. All right, so let's go to N Word.

[Brady]

F Word.

[Host]

The game of the sweep of the nation today, tech9. Oh, like I ain't.

[John]

Who won last week? Me.

[Brady]

I got it.

[John]

Oh, did you? Okay.

[Brady]

Yeah. Angry N word.

[John]

Angry N word from Brady. I'll go. I'm gonna go. Angry F word.

[Jared]

Damn it. All right, then. It's not gonna happen, but friendly N word. All right, tech 9, let's see.

[Host]

Hey, like I ain't on 1, 2, 3, pac. Like I ain't finna bus with my homeboy make the beat drop.

[John]

There he goes. Boom. F word it is. AI.

[Holmberg]

Scary, man.

[Jared]

After the break.

[John]

What? Oh, you're late.

[Jared]

Yeah, we got. We got a lot to get to.

[John]

All right, we'll do yours later after the break. So that AI talk screwed up everything. Hey, I wouldn't have let this happen. I need an AI producer to kept me on time. Yeah, we'll get to Toledo's half of this in just seconds. It's 98.

[Holmberg]

98 what?

[John]

98. No way. Holmberg's morning sickness. Yeah, I get it. Jackassery all morning on the emails and it's fun. Say, hey, John, I don't even feel bad this morning after the Steelers loss. And I mean physically, I didn't put any effort in and I only lost to them by six. That's true. They only beat us by six last night. That was not a good performance. Off they go. Jackasses. It's all right. Till later. You gotta finish it up. Give me the movies and TV shows. I want good TV shows. I'm well outs back, by the way, and I've been on that again.

[Jared]

But if you're like episode four now.

[John]

Yeah. If you're a Fallout fan, maybe it's me. I don't have a clue what's going on because the gap time is awesome. Between the first season and this one, I needed a refresh and the refresh was like, I don't remember any of that either. So then I'm like, aha. So now I'm just watching for fighting. I've become that guy who's too stupid to follow a story. That's unfortunate because they do things in too many bigger gaps.

[Jared]

I haven't started yet. I've been waiting for the episodes stack up so I could watch a couple of them at a time. That's good on Apple tv. This seems weird to me. Hijack season two. Okay, so was there no resolution in season one to a hijacking that we.

[John]

Have a second hijacks?

[Jared]

Like, it just seems to me that hijack 2. Why would you want to watch a season 2 of hijack like taken 2 and 3?

[John]

But is it about a hijack?

[Brady]

Another hijack?

[John]

What was the first one about a hijacking?

[Jared]

A plane hijacking. But this one on ground. The first one, I think was into the air because he foiled a hijack.

[John]

Idris Elba there is going to foil a train hijacking. You can hijack a train to do what? So what do we know? Divert it to Cuba.

[Jared]

This debuts tomorrow on Apple.

[John]

Based in London, specializing in corporate negotiations. It was on Kingdom. Isn't this just speed on a choo choo?

[Jared]

It is, kind of, yeah. Starfleet Academy debuts on Paramount plus. Yeah. Another. Another Star Treks.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Jared]

So many. So many.

[Holmberg]

Right there.

[Jared]

Right there.

[John]

Just looking at moons and stuff.

[Brady]

I don't.

[John]

Yeah, we all know what Star Trek this is.

[Brady]

The one with the. Paul Giamatti, I think.

[John]

Is he in it?

[Jared]

What? Really?

[Brady]

I think.

[John]

Oh, and a guy that looks an awful lot.

[Host]

I don't care. It's more Star Trek.

[Jared]

Jump ahead. This looks like young teens but getting out of space.

[John]

That's the room. Oh, my God. Paul Giamatti's gone crazy in space. Oh, it's got Tig Notaro. Yeah. All right. I don't care about Star Trek in the future.

[Jared]

The rip. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are back on Netflix. This debuts on Friday. It's a movie. And turn it in. Trust Has a price. Who will pay the rip is only on Netflix. This Friday involves police in Miami who find a stash of cash and have a day. A dilemma of whether or not they keep it.

[Holmberg]

What do we report?

[John]

Oh, that. I wouldn't be such a bad cop.

[Host]

Stay off the radios, no call outs.

[John]

American Gangster. Exactly. That's what they did.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John]

Just there, everything. Not me. If I'm a cop and I find a wall full of Home Depot buckets of cash, I'm taking at least one.

[Jared]

Ari.

[Host]

Nope.

[Jared]

We didn't get a heads up about this.

[John]

The longer we stay here, the dicer the gets.

[Jared]

Sorry about that S word.

[Host]

I'll take that.

[John]

All right, he went on the S word.

[Jared]

How about this one on TLC tonight? I believe you can start watching Suddenly Amish.

[John]

Brady, how fast would you be a crooked cop? What do you think? First time you do something like a big bust?

[Brady]

Yeah, it's just cash.

[John]

How fast would even Brady be? Like, Jesus, you stumble across it, you're the only one in the room.

[Brady]

Be tough. That'd be a quantity.

[John]

Well, no. And this is not a quantity.

[Brady]

Well, the only thing I think I'd be, you know, how smart would you be on super driving in the next day with a Ferrari?

[John]

No, but that's what they did in that thing in the New York cops. Yeah, they started buying super nice cars when they were. You know, I would do that. I would. I'd be like, wow, there's $877,000 here. That's an odd amount of money. I'm like, that's what I thought.

[Jared]

Yeah, It's. Apparently they didn't finish their sale.

[Brady]

Anytime they're 23, it's hard not to be skeptical when you hear these big busts like, and 25 million in cash.

[John]

There was 30. Trust me, there was 30. You need new equipment. I would be super good about keep. I'd keep a Home Depot bucket in my house full of the money. I'd never. I'd never spend my own. And I'd pretend to be super frugal and then I'd go do stuff without anybody knowing. The thing would be of like, John went to Vegas again. You wouldn't know that. Just weekends. I wouldn't. I would just disappear and have a blast.

[Jared]

And you remember how Chuck was, you know, every. Every little thing was to the bottom line. Like what happens in a city that. That seizes $25 million? They go to the bottom line of the city budget.

[John]

Look, if there's 25 million seized, there's 30 million they found, right? You cops aren't all good.

[Jared]

You guys take a commission, you take.

[John]

A percentage, and it's. You know what? Good for you. You put your life on the line every day. I would steal. I think I'd be on the job for eight days before I'd have my first. Like, I shouldn't have done that. All right? Eight days in a cop uniform, and I'd be like, ah, I hit it. I hit that woman a little hard. And then also, I stole from them. Right? I wonder if I went through your pockets. I would be a bad cop. All right, Time. I'd shoot everybody, too. I mean, I'd be shooting everybody. I wouldn't tolerate any of this nonsense.

[Jared]

You'd be like, who is that reverend here locally that went through that training, shot everybody?

[John]

Yeah, they put him through police training after he bitched that the cops are too violent, and he shot everyone. Sweating, staring at the end like, that was harder than I thought it was gonna be. I shot everybody. But I'm not trained. It's like, yeah, that was your first initial reaction, though. So just imagine you have a bad day. I love to have bad day. He changed his brain on that. What happened to that guy? He used to be all over the. Every time something would happen, we'd see that.

[Jared]

Look him up, Jared.

[Brady]

Moppet guy. I gotcha.

[John]

We're good. It's time now for us to not have time. It's. There you go. Your hot releases are upon you. It's 98 KUPD. It's out of control.

[Jared]

88.