Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - 01-13-26
Episode: Hot Releases - John Thinks He Could Learn To Do A Liver Transplant In Less Than 2 Years Just By Watching - Alter Bridge - Madison Beer - Bruno Mars - The Rip Netflix
Date: January 13, 2026
Episode Overview
In this lively, irreverent episode, John Holmberg and the HMS crew (Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo) riff on everything from the speed of AI development (with a heavy dose of Musk cynicism and humor), to whether John could learn to perform a liver transplant just by observing for a year or two, to the latest music and TV releases. The conversation is a blend of tech-philosophy, hands-on-confidence, absurd challenges, and their signature sarcastic take on pop culture.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Can You Learn Surgery by Watching? (00:15–11:37)
- Elon Musk & The Future: John reflects on Musk’s claims that in a decade, abundance from AI will erase the need for retirement savings, and that AI is currently amplifying itself tenfold daily (00:15–01:33).
- Quote, John (01:25): “Creates 10 times more value to itself than it had the day before. That's how fast it's growing. Well, you know, it'd be like your car getting 10 times better every day... It's crazy.”
- “I Could Be a Liver Surgeon…” John jokes about asking a liver surgeon how long it would take to teach him a transplant by daily observation—doctor says two years, John thinks he could go faster (02:34–03:45).
- Quote, John (02:44): “I said, well, like, I couldn't watch you like a hundred times… and pick it up?... you couldn't give me step by step, everything?”
- Comparisons to Sports: The crew compares learning surgery to hitting a pro baseball pitch; pro skills require much deeper expertise than most people realize (03:46–05:38).
- Quote, John (05:25): “I think I could get a liver transplant done way before I could hit a pro pitch.”
- John’s Mechanical Confidence: John likens organ removal to working on a car or cleaning a fish—others poke holes in his logic, especially after hearing about his struggles with basic household tasks (06:29–10:01).
- Quote, Holmberg (07:28): “You can't hang a bike rack and now you're transplanting? Look, that's different…”
- Quote, John (09:05): “It's no different than changing windshield wipers…”
2. John’s “Handyman” Track Record (10:01–11:37)
- Drill Skills & Domestic Disasters: Everyone teases John about his lack of basic handyman skills—installing wipers, hanging racks, ‘drill skills’—contradicting his surgical bravado.
- Quote, John (10:43): “You have not seen my drill skills. They are atrocious. Atrocious.”
3. Hot Releases – New Music (11:37–20:25)
A fast-paced review (and roasting) of the newest tracks:
- Alter Bridge – “Scales are Falling”
- Crew verdict: Boring, derivative. (11:48–13:15)
- Quote, John (12:48): “That’s boring. No, they're stealing from the Indian tribal [music]...”
- Madison Beer – “Yes, Baby”
- More interest in Madison’s appearance than the song, which is panned for being bland (13:01–14:39).
- Quote, John (14:26): “I could watch her sing in a mirror like that for… six hours.”
- Bruno Mars – “Funk All Night”
- Generally positive, though some say it sounds “AI-generated” (15:16–16:09).
- Quote, Host (16:03): “It almost looks like an AI song or sounds like it.”
- Kimmy Head – “Eat Me, It’s Taco Tuesday”
- Provocative novelty country song gets an enthusiastic thumbs up (16:21–17:17).
- Quote, John (17:17): “Taco Bell doesn’t get on this right now. That’s a smash hit. Eat Me, It's Taco Tuesday is gold.”
- Let’s Do Butt Stuff Tonight – Tara Hole in Me
- Song’s message gets laughs and surprising approval; “I don't like country music, but I like the message.” (17:41–18:21)
- Kickstart My Heart – Funk Cover / Harvy Danger “Flagpole Sita” Cover
- Unique covers provoke nostalgia and amusement. (18:33–20:25)
4. TV & Movie Releases – Opinions and Sarcasm (21:25–25:50)
- TV: “Fallout”, “Starfleet Academy”, “Hijack Season 2”
- Quick reviews and confusion about plots, especially with multi-season hijackings and endless Star Trek content.
- Quote, John (23:02): “A plane hijacking. But this one on ground. The first one, I think was into the air because he foiled a hijack.”
- Quote, Brady (23:55): “This looks like young teens but getting out of space.”
- Movie: “The Rip” (Netflix)
- Matt Damon/Ben Affleck vehicle; premise: cops find illicit cash—everyone jokes about how fast they’d become crooked police (24:10–26:23).
- Quote, John (25:00): “If I’m a cop and I find a wall full of Home Depot buckets of cash, I’m taking at least one.”
- Quote, John (26:39): “If there’s 25 million seized, there’s 30 million they found, right? You cops aren’t all good.”
5. Games and Stuffed Segment (20:27–21:25)
- “F Word”/”N Word” guessing game with Tech N9ne lyrics rounds out the hot releases stretch.
- Quote, Host (21:10): “It’s a sweep of the nation today, Tech 9.”
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- On AI’s Future Impact:
- John (00:57): “In 10, 12 years, you’re not going to have to stock money for a retirement because AI will create an abundance of all things.”
- On Self-Confidence vs. Reality:
- Holmberg (07:28): “You can’t hang a bike rack and now you’re transplanting? … Apples and cinder blocks.”
- On Novelties in Country Music:
- John (17:17): “Eat Me, It’s Taco Tuesday is gold.”
- John (18:21): “I don’t like country music, but I like the message. All right, we’re adding that one. Let’s do butt stuff tonight is a hit.”
- On Police Corruption:
- John (26:39): “If there’s 25 million seized, there’s 30 million they found, right? You cops aren’t all good.”
Timestamps for Important Segments
- Tech/AI & “Learning Surgery By Watching”: 00:15–11:37
- Hot Releases (Music Segment): 11:37–20:25
- TV & Movies (Streaming/Reviews): 21:25–25:50
- Corrupt Cop Hypotheticals: 24:10–26:39
Tone & Style
- Irreverent, playful, and self-deprecating, with the hosts constantly poking fun at themselves and each other.
- Blends topical humor with pop-culture criticism and absurd hypothetical debates.
- Language remains casual, candid, with the occasional explicit reference and the group’s trademark sarcasm.
For listeners:
Whether you want a window into hot new releases, are pondering if AI will soon make you obsolete, or just want to hear grown men debate the ethics of stealing crime-scene cash and the plausibility of DIY liver surgery, this episode is a rapid-fire, laugh-packed, highly opinionated ride through news, music, and weird self-confidence.
