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John Holberg
All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up north features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe Derosa on Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups. And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here.
Brady
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John Holberg
From the learner and.
Brady
Rose studios, this is the big Red Radio akubd Tempe Fajata. Fajata. There's the one you need to search out. She's polishing. We found Brett's done some research, some seeking some stalking online, if you will, which by the way, very dangerous because Caitlin Clark had a guy thrown in jail for stalking. Now, as I understood it, it's a very confusing case because he's going to get in trouble for stalking. But what he did was buy season tickets to a WNBA team and they're not used to being watched. So they were very confused why didn't want to do this. They just said, you throw the book at this pervert. He wants to watch us play baske and he's paying for it. Caitlin Clark being stalked is like they there is kind of a spidey sense in the world of the WNBA player. They know when they're being watched because they're just not used to it. So when eyes are on them, they're like, this feels weird. No one wants to look at it. So Caitlin Clark having a stalker more than Likely that guy looked too long. And then he's like, but all I did was try to buy tickets to the game behind the bench. You weirdo. The hell's wrong with you? No man in his right mind is doing that. You must. There's something wrong with this guy.
Brett
Violent voicemails.
Brady
Nah, I don't know about any of that.
Brett
Yeah.
Brady
I just know that if he was close to her and he was looking at her, she's pretty much like, I don't know what. This. This doesn't feel right. Everybody usually looks away at the things I do. Stalkhaven part. Stalk something.
Brett
Come on.
Brady
If you're gonna do it. If you're gonna run the risk of getting caught. Stock for gata. Yeah, Brett is. He wants to stay in jail and yells he's guilty as charged in court because he knows what he did was wrong. He bought tickets to watch the wnba. First man in the history of doing so. Crazy thinking about that. He stood in line and he said, I'll take front row seats to the wnb. The Fever versus the dream. And the guy behind the counter said, yeah, yes, sir. And then hit that button, like in banks, underneath that emergency button. And brought the authorities in. He's trying to buy tickets to a WNBA game. It's a man. What? Throw him in jail.
Brett
He's like, let me see if they're available. Wait a minute. There's plenty.
Brady
There's plenty. Emergency. Emergency. Get the authorities here. There's a man trying to buy WNBA tickets. Clearly stalker man buying tickets to the wnba. Should be in jail for a while. Guilty is charged indeed. What kind of man. These are bobby pins in his pocket. All sorts of stuff. Got caught with terrible things. Anyway, don't do that. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com, the home of tactical black self defense. The deal goes on right now to get yourself in great shape. Get yourself in smarter condition. Your brain gets better, your body gets more lean, more in condition and ready to go traverse these mean streets here in Phoenix. But it's not something you have to worry about being paranoid. You are being prepared. And there's no problem with preparation while you're getting in good shape doing it. The deal is two months of hands on personal training and self defense that is unmatched across the planet for $199 total. That is amazing. Less than 100 bucks a month for personal training and you get to go to any class that they provide. How about that? You just take a Look at their schedule@reactdefense.com and say, I'm going to get in shape. I'm going this one. I'm going to this one. I'm going to this one. Going to this one. And all it is is 199 bucks for two solid months of you testing out their wares. And trust me, you're going to walk out of there. Every class going, I didn't know that. And I didn't know I could do that. And you can. Doesn't matter what shape you're in. They will crawl, walk, run you to the finish line. You start where you start because that's where you are every day. You walk out of your car at a convenience store. Bad guys don't care if you're in shape or not. They're looking at you as a target. Don't be one. Become a sheepdog. Stop being a sheep. Reactdefense.com Give them a call. Get that deal. It's the home Tactical Black Brady. Entertain me.
Brett
Buzzfeed. Put together a shockingly wild celebrity fun facts. Little list here. Dennis Rodman has broken his penis while having sex on three different occasions.
Brady
Once you break it, it's easier to break.
Brett
Osama bin Laden was a huge Whitney Houston fan and even had a plan to kill her then husband, Bobby Brown.
Brady
Been Lodge wanted to kill Bobby Brown.
Brett
Yeah.
Brady
Was that the whole reason for 9 11?
Brett
Just added to it. Thanks. New addition. Don't be cruel.
Brady
Well, it's his prerogative.
Brett
Every little stuff she did.
Brady
That's true.
Brett
Terrence Howard is convinced that one times one equals two and claims he can prove it. Also, when he was a kid, he watched his dad stab a man to death while they were waiting in line to take pictures with the department store Santa.
Brady
Okay. He's got some trauma and it's affecting his math.
Brett
Yeah, he was on Rogan's podcast trying to prove one times one is two.
Brady
And did he sell you?
Brett
No. Neil Degrasse Tyson came on afterwards.
Brady
It was like as simple as one. One time is one. Everything one by one is that number right. One times itself is one, not one additional.
Brett
Right. When Angelina Jolie was 22, she hired a hitman to kill her, but instead he talked her out of it.
Brady
Did he keep the money?
Brett
Don't know.
Brady
Consultation. What's it cost?
Brett
And Mick Jagger has a son who is younger than his great grandchild by two years.
Brady
That's getting it done. That's living a life there, Mick.
Brett
His great grandchild.
Brady
Yeah, right. And you saw me earlier in one Of Brett's videos trying to escape that lady's middle.
Brett
Yeah, we did.
Brady
Right, which one's my great grandson? The older one. Right. I knew that.
Brett
Did you?
Brady
Which one's calling me granddad? He looks too big. And there's a little one next to him. That's yours. My what? Son. Oh, you've overdone it, mate. You've overdone it. You got too many. Quiet down, Keith. I'm working on something. Montrigos and Loops. I'm the only family tree that goes in circles.
Brett
They have to tour again.
Brady
I gotta get on tour, Keith. Write another terrible song. Well, I'm all over it, mate. By the way, how many of these things do you need? You want one? Take one off my hands, mate.
Brett
Brooke Shields was doing a Instagram live recently when one of her fans said, I really wish you looked the way you used to.
Brady
Yeah, that's not nice. It wasn't. Why is Brooke Shields in the news? So.
Brett
Because she had that memoir that came out. A couple. Memoir?
Brady
Oh, memoir. That is a memory. I didn't hear that part. What, did you go French on me? Memoir sound a little French. First time sounds better that way. But didn't. She had the vaginal rejuvenation, and then he tightened her up and she got mad.
Brett
That was part of the chapter.
Brady
That's in the book.
Brett
Yeah, the doctor said, hey, I did a little. I threw a little bonus in there for you.
Brady
And she was upset. I throw in a few bucks for her book, only to read the chapter of whether or not Michael dinged her. That's all I really care about in Brook Shields life. And did she or did he?
Brett
She's holding off on that one.
Brady
Got ready. It's in the book.
Brett
The Weeknd has canceled his Rose bowl concert and delayed his new album because of fire.
Brady
Rose bowl right now.
Brett
The Rose Bowl. It was scheduled for January 25th.
Brady
It's too soon.
Brett
Gonna have a whole list of other things that were canceled because of the fire.
Brady
You can still smell the barbecue from the Rose Bowl. You're not gonna. Don't say that. Brady's gonna. Oh, that's true. Wait a minute. What? There's a barbecue. You know, Brady being around that, there would have been a few moments where he'd go, somebody's fridge is on fire.
Brett
Oh, my God.
Brady
That's not.
Brett
It's tragic and all, but somebody's in there to clean out the fridge.
Brady
That's not so bad. Would you. Oh, your girl may have a fan only fans page. Fajata. Yeah, my girl she's our girl. Then I have to sign up for only fans. And that's just sad. Can't do it. That's just pathetic. There's so much straight porn. I'm not paying for anything. 20 bucks. Give me some Snapchats when you're done with that. It's 10:07. Let's get the heck out of here. We're done. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a fantabulous Tuesday, and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. So until later. Bye. It's out of control now.
Larry
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: January 14, 2025
Title: Entertainment Drill - TUE - Texas Man Arrested For Stalking Caitlyn Clark - List Of Shockingly Wild Celeb Fun Facts
In this segment, host John Holmberg and co-hosts Brady Bogen and Brett Vesely discuss the unusual case of a Texas man arrested for stalking WNBA star Caitlyn Clark. The incident highlights the increasing concerns around athlete privacy and fan behavior.
Details of the Incident:
Purchasing Season Tickets: The man attempted to stalk Caitlyn Clark by purchasing season tickets to her WNBA team’s games. This unusual method of stalking involved him trying to maintain a constant presence at her games.
Public and Team Reaction: The team was perplexed by his behavior, as they are not accustomed to fans obsessively attending their games to such an extent.
Notable Quotes:
Brett Vesely (@[01:13]):
“Caitlin Clark had a guy thrown in jail for stalking. Now, as I understood it, it's a very confusing case because he's going to get in trouble for stalking. But what he did was buy season tickets to a WNBA team and they're not used to being watched.”
Brady Bogen (@[02:31]):
“Caitlin Clark being stalked is like they have a spidey sense in the world of the WNBA players. They know when they're being watched because they're just not used to it.”
Brett Vesely (@[03:32]):
“He's trying to buy tickets to a WNBA game. It's a man. What? Throw him in jail. Should be in jail for a while. Guilty as charged indeed. What kind of man is this?”
Discussion Points:
Legal Implications: The hosts debate the severity of the man's actions, questioning whether purchasing tickets constitutes stalking or if his intentions were misinterpreted.
Impact on Athletes: They touch upon how such incidents affect athletes mentally and emotionally, emphasizing the need for better security and boundary-setting.
Transitioning from the serious topic of stalking, the hosts present a curated list of bizarre and shocking celebrity fun facts sourced from Buzzfeed. This segment provides listeners with intriguing and often unsettling insights into the lives of various public figures.
Highlighted Celebrities and Facts:
Dennis Rodman:
Osama bin Laden and Whitney Houston:
Terrence Howard:
Angelina Jolie:
Brooke Shields:
The Weeknd:
Discussion Points:
Validation and Believability: The hosts question the authenticity of some of these facts, particularly the more sensational ones, encouraging listeners to verify such information.
Impact on Public Image: They explore how these shocking facts, whether true or exaggerated, affect the public perception of these celebrities.
Humorous Commentary: Both hosts inject humor into the discussion, especially when dissecting the absurdity of certain claims.
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, listeners were treated to a blend of serious discussion on the implications of stalking in the sports world and a lighter, albeit shocking, take on celebrity trivia. The hosts effectively balance the gravity of the first topic with the entertainment value of celebrity fun facts, providing a comprehensive and engaging listening experience.
Note: All timestamps correspond to the episode's transcript provided and are intended to highlight key moments within the discussion.