01-14-25 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: January 14, 2025

Holmberg's Morning Sickness is Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show hosted by John Holmberg, alongside Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo. In this episode, aired on January 14, 2025, the hosts engage in spirited discussions ranging from local events and sports to social commentary, all delivered with their characteristic blend of humor and provocation.

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1. Local Comedy Scene Highlights

The episode begins with John Holmberg promoting upcoming comedy events in the Valley. He provides details on various improv shows across different venues:

• Tempe Improv: Featuring Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling from Friday to Sunday.
• Desert Ridge Improv: Showcasing Sarah Weinschenk on Thursday and Joe DeRosa on Friday and Saturday.
• Stand Up Live Downtown: Featuring Lil Rel performing from Friday to Sunday.

Quote:

John Holmberg [00:00]: "Tune in or log onto 98KUPD (97.9fm, the 98KUPD app or www.98kupd.com) weekdays 5:30a-10a."

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2. Community Health and Support

Brady Bogen introduces an advertisement segment for the Core Institute, emphasizing its role in pain management and rehabilitation.

Quote:

Brady Bogen [00:28]: "One day you're trucking along, feeling great. Next day your dog smashes into your head and knocks you cold."

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3. Weather and General Banter

The hosts discuss the unusually cold morning, with temperatures hitting 35 degrees. They reflect on the recent lack of cold weather and humorously address commenters who express preferences for different seasons.

Quote:

John Holmberg [01:59]: "It's cold out this morning. That's a legitimate chill out there."

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4. Critique of Incoming Population from Los Angeles

A significant portion of the episode centers around the hosts' disdain for individuals relocating from Los Angeles to Arizona. They critique the newcomers' perceived lack of appreciation for Arizona's unique qualities and express frustration over cultural differences.

Notable Exchange:

Brady Bogen [02:56]: "By the way, all you folks from LA, I'm so sorry for what you've gone through."
John Holmberg [05:00]: "Pack up your ass and get the hell out now."

This segment includes humorous but harsh commentary on various stereotypes associated with Los Angeles residents, including criticisms of their ideas, lifestyle, and impact on Arizona's environment and community.

Quote:

Brady Bogen [06:38]: "We protect the saguaros to a degree. Everything else is fair game."

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5. Sports Commentary: Focus on Sam Darnold

The hosts delve into a detailed critique of NFL quarterback Sam Darnold's performance. They compare his career trajectory to other USC quarterbacks, highlighting perceived inconsistencies and shortcomings in his professional development.

Key Points:

• Darnold's College Success vs. Professional Struggles: The hosts argue that while Darnold excelled at USC, his transition to the NFL has been marred by poor performance.
• Comparison to Other Quarterbacks: References to Carson Palmer and Matt Leinert underscore the belief that USC quarterbacks often fail to meet professional expectations.
• Future Prospects: Discussion on potential trades and the financial implications for teams considering investing heavily in Darnold.

Quote:

Brady Bogen [08:38]: "Sam Darnold kind of got all right against real teams and real situations. He became that USC quarterback."
Brady Bogen [12:23]: "If the Steelers went out and got Sam Darnold, I'd lose my mind because we'd be the exact same team we've been for the last nine years."

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6. Social Commentary on Maintenance Skills

The discussion shifts to observations about the younger generation's lack of basic maintenance skills, such as changing light bulbs and car upkeep. The hosts express frustration over the increasing reliance on professionals for simple tasks.

Quote:

Brett Vesely [108:16]: "In the last 10 to 20 years, the report found that the Gen Zers are spending more than 1500 bucks a year on average, calling in pros to do basic jobs that they could probably do themselves."

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7. Listener Interactions and Personal Stories

Towards the end of the episode, the hosts share listener messages, including expressions of sympathy for listeners who have lost pets. These segments provide a personal touch amidst the otherwise contentious discussions.

Quote:

Brady Bogen [35:39]: "We all have those moments it says good morning, guys. Love the show."
Tony [35:41]: "My dog Willow just passed away early this morning. I woke up and she was gone."

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8. Entertainment Reviews and Pop Culture

The hosts briefly review various entertainment pieces, including TV shows like Curious Case of Natalia Grace and mention other pop culture elements. Their commentary often intertwines with their ongoing banter and critiques.

Quote:

Brady Bogen [95:50]: "If you're going to do it, if you're going to run the risk of getting caught, Stock Fagata."

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Conclusion

The episode wraps up with promotions for local businesses and upcoming events, maintaining the show's format of blending content with advertisements. The hosts continue their signature style of humor and critique, leaving listeners entertained and provoked.

Final Quote:

Brady Bogen [167:04]: "We’re the Vegas Raiders. Warts is the last thing on our mind."

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This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a mix of local event promotions, sharp critiques of incoming populations, in-depth sports analysis, and personal listener interactions, all delivered with the show's trademark edgy humor.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up North features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe DeRosa on Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups. And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com.

[Brady]

And tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here. For the amazing people at the Core Institute, life can throw you a curveball now and again. One day you're trucking along, feeling great. Next day your dog smashes into your head and knocks you cold. Or like a KUPD listener told me this week, his dog did a sprint across the backyard directly into the side of his wife's leg and blew her knee up. She needed that need to get fixed and fixed right. Two years later, she's running like she used to again. And it's all thanks to the Core Institute. I went through it too, and you can get rid of your pain and start saying yes, I can to all the things you want to do. And and all you have to do is trust the experts at the Core Institute. Head there right now. The Core Institute.com college hoops are here.

[Brett]

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[Brady]

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[Brett]

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[Brady]

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[Brett]

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[Brady]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

From Amco and Wayne. Now that it's getting warmer, I turned on the AC in my car and the air's blowing. Kind of cool, but it really smells like a basement. What can I do about that, Larry? Your car's AC system should be checked and serviced every year. Plus, replacing the cabin air filter helps the air blow strong and takes away any nasty smell. Nice.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that a big deal to get done?

[Brady]

Not at all. It takes about an hour and in most cases we can do it while you wait. That's awesome. I'll say. We're amco.

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

That's amco. Double A, mco, Trans missions and a whole lot more. Good morning, my chilly little friends. This is the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo off and running. It's cold out this morning. That's legitimate chill out there. Nice 35 degree start to the day. You walk out and I pop. Whoops. Forgot about this. Finally get a little cold in our system. I like it. I like it. Couple days in a row, ain't no complaints about that. We're supposed to have some sort of a. I don't know. Winter, I suppose, I guess that's what you call this. And then it shuts all those people up going, I prefer seasons. Shut up. No one likes you. No one likes anybody. Who's ever said that.

[Kenny]

I can't live here. I prefer seasons.

[Brady]

Then leave, please. And by the way, all you folks from la, I'm so sorry for what you've gone through. I am, truly. You know, it's. It's hit home close with a very dear friend that we. We certainly, you know, have watched. Not feel great about this situation with the house that was lost and so thousands of people like that. But you can't stay here. Get out. You were here last night. Go home. You do not love our city. Do not like it here that much. It's terrible schools and there's not a lot going on here compared to la. You need to go home. Go home. You Los Angelenos have been through enough. Now don't come bringing your problems into my house. The last thing I want is that aunt who's going through a divorce because she just found out that her husband had like, multiple affairs and brought warts into the place. I don't want you moving in with me. So it's time for you guys to go home with your. With your coast and your beautiful sunsets and your terrible ideas and leave them in Los Angeles. They can build anything they want here without regulations. That's right. Now go home. Get the out of here. You guys don't have anything that protects any of the smaller plants on the trail? That's right. Go the home. We protect the saguaros to a degree. There's still some hillbillies out there that shoot them. We don't lose our minds. Call the governor. For the most part, we leave the cactus alone. Everything else is fair game. I'll stomp out a couple of cactus on my. On my bike rides. But you people were here last night. And I didn't like what the news was doing at all. Walking over to those people who bust in from Los Angeles.

[Brett]

How many came in earlier?

[Brady]

And a lot. That stadium damn full earlier, I don't think. But once they got here, they looked around and went, this place has no bad. Wait a minute. Hold on. They don't have tornadoes, earthquakes, mudslides. Why aren't we living here like this? This. This city is not going to burn down. You go the home. I'm so sorry for what you've been through.

[John Holmberg]

Pack up your ass and get the hell out now.

[Brady]

Go back to your ashtray and figure it out. It's not our problem. I love you. I hope the best for you. You can't stay here. We're a bar at 1:58am you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. We wanted to come by and talk a little bit about DEI and the Phoenix. Get out. Get out. They're bringing their ideas. Yeah, you can stay so long as you leave your ideas back there in the rubble. That's. That's. Is that fair? We like saying the word twink. You guys lose your minds over it. We can't have that. We can't. We can't have you here. Sorry. Just. I like a world where I can look at Brett and go, you're dressed like a twink. And I don't lose my job, my house, everybody. That's, you know, we understand. We get jokes here in Arizona. We still laugh at stuff. We, you know, it doesn't mean we hate everybody involved. If Brett's in a. If Brett showed up in a pink Izod, I would immediately. Why is he dressed like a twink? I get what's going on. We would say it. And we like being able to do that. We're one of the last places in the world. And you can. I can see you out there in your hotels about to board your bus right before you check Redfin last night to see how the prices are around here. Did you hear that? He's anti. Nope, nope. Get the out. You take your ideas home. It's enough. The news was interviewing people like crazy. We just want to thank Arizona for their hospitality. What a beautiful city you have. I'm like, ah, crap. It was a perfect day. Was just beautiful.

[Brett]

Found us.

[Brady]

Yeah, they found us.

[John Holmberg]

Roll up the welcome carpet.

[Brady]

Yes, the red carpet is now rolled up and covered in cactus, needles and terrible things and, you know, backwards Back backwards hillbilly desert ideas. You don't want to live here. We're nuts. We're flat crazy. Anyway, we don't need all of your.

[Kenny]

Why don't you have solar panels?

[Brady]

Shouldn't that take six years to get on? You gotta get out. What about the pea pods? I don't know what you're talking about. If they lose pea pods, the dreaded ant will die. No. What? You're talking about killing ants. I have no. I don't care about that. The ecology. Get out.

[Brett]

Prepare for Palisades Valley.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Could you imagine if those. If those people all moved here in one big thing when summer got here? How much they'd think global warming had just attacked us. In an hour, it's 118. This is uninhabitable. We need to make. We'd be in some sort of a weird electric car debate every goddamn day with these nut bags moving over here. You stay where you belong. That's a nice place for you. You guys all seem to get along over there. Why would you undercut this forest? You have not learned your lesson at all, have you?

[Brett]

That's called a haboob.

[Brady]

Yeah, it seems to be a global warming phenomenon. No, stop saying that. We've had them for years.

[John Holmberg]

Did you say boob?

[Brady]

We can't do that. Oh, my God. We can't do that anymore. What about women with breast cancer? They can't. Oh, Jesus Christ. We can't even say haboob. The Californians will crush us.

[Kenny]

It's definitely not normal.

[Brady]

All right, you shut up. They gotta go, and they won last night. It's a nice game for them. They, you know, good distraction. The weather was too nice. I wish yesterday was like a real mucky, kind of strange, a little bit cold, a little bit wet. But no, we had an absolutely perfect, crystal clear day for those people to come over and start thinking about it.

[John Holmberg]

Were the Rams that good or were the Vikings that bad?

[Brady]

It's kind of. The Vikings have been fool's gold all year. To me, Sam Darnold has been that guy. He's a USC quarterback. And they're a little less dangerous than an Ohio State quarterback. Kudos to Brady's Ohio State quarterbacks. They show up, aside from CJ Stroud last year, and they just. The bed immediately. In the NFL, they're terrible. Immediately have been, always have been, always will be for the future. With maybe the exception of C.J. stroud, although he came back down to earth. USC quarterbacks are usually the opposite. They look Great in college, show up in the pros, struggle and then get traded somewhere and have a couple of good years. Mark Sanchez, Carson Palmer. There's all sorts of them that. That show up and you're like, no, maybe. I don't know. And then they have that one magical year, but then it can never culminate into anything really good. And so I think Sam Darnold kind of got all right against real teams and real situations. He became that USC quarterback. And now, to me, the danger is, and Cardinal fans will watch this whole season go by. We put up some really good numbers, very Carson Palmer like, and think we had luck with Carson Palmer. To what degree did you have luck with Carson Palmer? Because you didn't get far. You got better than you were. What USC quarterbacks are great at? You know what they are? They're like the Flipper shows on hgtv. They show up and you're like, wow, this guy seems to know what he's doing. And then they take something kind of cruddy and they paint it. And instead of, you know, the real nice countertops, they use the quartzite. But it looks. They'll dress up a pig pretty nice. And you walk away going, hey, they did a night. It's like our building. They did a nice job here. And then you realize, oh, oh, it's falling apart. It's not going to last long. They're very shiny and showy, but deep down, there's no longevity to a USC quarterback.

[John Holmberg]

Wasn't Matt Leinert USC as well?

[Brady]

Absolutely. It showed a couple flashes. He never went on to another team and did well because I think he was too busy just being the most handsome man in football and probably taking advantage of that. And he. I know, what are you going to do? But the Cardinal fans are sitting. Maybe we make a move for sim. He's going to make $50 million next year, and I'm going to have you look up a guy named Scott Mitchell, because that's a dude that he is. He's exactly the same as that. Carson Palmer also has. Like, last night it started to show again. I've always looked at him like he was really. He's like a beautiful woman when he was in college. Very pretty, gorgeous girl. You're like, man, everybody's looking at her. I think that's a. I think that's the real deal. Like, he did great things at usc, looked really good, comes to the pros, starts playing with some people that are a little less attractive. She clearly. But then doesn't shine above the Ugly just kind of becomes one. When he went to the jets, he became a Jet. He was. He started dressing like that and like he wasn't as pretty. And then you found out the jets gave her warts. So then she leaves and she's pretty again. Cause she still looks good, but deep down, you know she's always had warts. Like she's the pretty girl with warts. And then when she gets with other pretty non wart girls like the Rams last night, her insecurities start showing. She goes back to her old ways of being that warty girl who used to be pretty but has too many things going wrong. She can't be pretty like the other ones. Matthew Stafford, very pretty, Beautiful, no warts, very pretty. Went over to the Lions and despite how bad the Lions were, always looked pretty. Like the Lions couldn't keep up with him. Goes to la. Beautiful woman. They're like, you don't have warts, do you? Lions give you warts. Like, no, I don't have it. Then you're still beautiful. And we're gonna let that shine. Sam Darnold. His warts showed the last two weeks. So we'll always have the stain of being the beautiful girl with the bumpy.

[Brett]

V. He might have been able to rub a couple off last night. Cause he's on the turf so much.

[Brady]

Well, yeah, I mean, he's definitely had blood in his.

[John Holmberg]

He was definitely on his back a lot.

[Brady]

If he had an outbreak is what Brad saying. If there was an outbreak, there was definitely some stains in the pants at the end. But always will have that taint of warts that the jets gave him and then Carolina gave him. And he's never had that. He's never been, never been able to regain that beautiful girl status he had at usc. Always going to have it. So the next, the next dude. And they'll be at the eye, they'll be like, I don't care if go words, I'm still banging her. She looks great. She's hot. You're right, those numbers look good. But here's the deal. You give a girl with warts $50 million, she gives you warts. That's basically all you can Cardinal fans stop talking about Sam Darnold. Let somebody else make that mistake. Las Vegas, I'm looking at you. Enjoy it. Vegas has warts. They don't care. They'll share warts. Vegas will be like, you look beautiful, Sam. How you doing? I have to tell you before we do this that I have warts. Is that all?

[John Holmberg]

Just call me Valtrex.

[Brady]

We're the Vegas Raiders. Warts is the last thing on our mind. We're pretty sure we have aids, but we don't even get tested anymore. So come play with us for 50 million and then the whole thing will just collapse. You can't have. You can't have Sam Darnold as your 50, 60 million dollar guy. In fact, it made the decision easy for the Vikings yesterday, the last two weeks, playing the Lions and playing the Rams. You watch the real Sam Darnold show up and you're like, oh, we're not giving this guy Money. We'll let JJ McCarthy show up and do it. But don't do it Cardinal fans. And don't talk about it. He's not the guy. Let him go somewhere else and it'll. He might have another season like he did this year in Jacksonville or something stupid. And then he'd be like, man, we should have gotten him. Imagine what he did. No, no, no. He'll get you someplace on looks. But when it's time for the exam, big trouble. USC quarterbacks, there aren't many. Matt Leiner was so beautiful. He didn't even care about, like, that dude didn't even, like, try to play football. He just took the money and like, I'll be beautiful somewhere else. That's why when I watched the NC that. That Game Day show.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

That is a gaggle of failures, that whole thing of experts on that. I can't take that show seriously. I don't know how it's got such great ratings. You got what, Colt McCoy? No, not Colt McCoy. It was the other Brady Quinn.

[Brett]

Yep.

[Brady]

Matt Leinert. Which is hilarious that those two are your two quarterback experts on how things work. It's like, wow, if you ever want to talk to two dudes about how not to make it, it's them.

[Brett]

And it's not even on that one. The top notch guy is Kirk Herbstreet.

[Brady]

Kirk Herbstreet, right. Who was a college superstar. And it played okay. He was good. He played okay in the pros. He wasn't anything special. I'll give that one he's boring, but he's the dude calling the games. Is he on the panel? On the front, on the. On the Sit down show? I don't think he's going to say.

[Brett]

He'S even higher up, more or less.

[Brady]

And then you got Urban Meyer. Arguably. But it's so close that I don't even think you can say, arguably the worst head coach in the NFL's history.

[Brett]

It has nothing to do about the. The background. Their. Their dream boats.

[Brady]

Their dream boats. There's a loaded Reggie Bush, who was good in the pros, but, you know, was so great in. In the. In the college that you thought that whole thing is just a gaggle of dudes will get you laid at a fraternity party. But then when you start talking about the NFL, it's like, let's talk to. Let's talk to real players. You guys don't need to. I don't need your opinions for any of this.

[John Holmberg]

They're recruiting Mitch Trubisky for next season, I hear.

[Brady]

So, I mean, oh, you'll get Trubisky in there. There's a load of them. Be like, hey, guys, what's going on? It's like, you're handsome. Were you good in college? Because that's where life stops.

[John Holmberg]

Throwing a finger, guns out.

[Brady]

Yeah, because once you turn 24, it's all downhill, Right? That's what we've experienced. Yeah, that. That is a whole lot. And then Pat McAfee shows up and he's the star. That's a punter. Like that dude. I trust his NFL experience so much more than anybody else. Yeah. And he doesn't care because he realizes I was just a punter. And then you look at that lineup of all those guys, you're like, my goodness. I mean, we're supposed to take them seriously with what they're talking. These all. They're all four guys are beautiful women with warts. Like, bad ones. Like a wart convention of models. So what I'm saying is, do not trust, and I mean do not trust at all. The Sam Darnold. Now, if the Steelers went out and got Sam Darnold, I'd lose my mind because we'd be the exact same team we've been for the last nine years, which is a. Hey, nice. Nice season. What do you got anything else? Nope. We're done. We're going home now. It's like, okay, I don't think the Steelers will give him 50 or 60. Somebody dumb will. Cardinals, I'm looking at you. Do not, repeat, do not get excited about Sam Darnold. And here's another thing. And the Californians that are in town are going to hate this because this is. Can't trust a redheaded quarterback. Can't do it. Too erratic in life. Like, redheads are too erratic in life to trust them on a football field. When you've got your heart and soul and all your fandom mixed in and you look at the quarterback and he's A full out like strong ginger. Emotionally he's not going to be able to handle the tough times.

[John Holmberg]

Red rifle, come on now.

[Brady]

Thank you. Exactly. I don't trust Marvin Lewis syndrome. Yeah.

[Brett]

One and done in the playoffs there's.

[Brady]

A lot of that. The Marvin Lewis was a product of having great players and having no idea what he was doing. It was a little different than. But yeah, you put all your. You put all your eggs in a red headed quarterback basket, you're gonna get exactly what you deserve. You have a lot of fun. You're gonna have a lot of fun. But when it starts getting real, the emotions take over. You realize quickly you got yourself a crazy person on your hands.

[Brett]

A red rifle, just like the shooting range. Yeah, I get a bullseye every once in a while.

[Brady]

Dalton was another one. You put all dreams in the red rifle and wandered into the playoffs and he's like, why is there so much? What do you guys want from me? Like, oh God, the redhead's gone nuts. Yeah, they're too emotional. He can't do it. The best news that came out of yesterday is somehow or another the Cowboys became a headline. They're not in the playoffs. We're in the heart of the playoffs. They were an afterthought all year, but somehow or another managed to be the. The talking point. Deion Sanders is probably going to coach the Dallas Cowboys next year.

[Brett]

That is that getting closer.

[Brady]

They fired Mike McCarthy. Yeah, he's gone. So Mike McCarthy being fired and then.

[Brett]

You know, I heard before that, a couple weeks before that Dion said, the only way I'll coach NFL so I can coach my.

[Brady]

If you get a side two sons.

[Brett]

Well, that's tall order.

[John Holmberg]

That's going to happen.

[Brady]

It's a tall order. But if anybody can make that happen, it might be Jerry and his cash to get something together to pull a. A trade of some sort or to have Dion just say I'm not playing for anybody but Dallas to his son. And then nobody will draft him and then he'll fall right to the Cowboys because you'll have that.

[Brett]

Eli Dale's reaction to that.

[Brady]

Oh, he's not gonna be happy with that. His beloved Cowboys been coached by the guy he claims ruined them. That will be a. You want to talk about wwe? There it is. Oh, this guy says, gun to your head, John. Who moves in with us? Boston people from Boston? People from Philly or people from la? Which one do you open the doors to?

[John Holmberg]

Build the wall. Oh, build the wall.

[Brady]

Boston, Philadelphia or Los Angeles? Who would we rather have the influx from man? Is that a tough question?

[Brett]

Well, you think about it. Right now, mostly California be number one.

[Brady]

You would let them in first.

[Brett]

No, no, I'm saying that's in here now, is that you run.

[Brady]

I don't care about that part. I'm saying if you had a massive, like, exodus of one of those three cities and their end goal was here, which one would you say? All right, we'll take blank.

[John Holmberg]

And I'd almost take Boston. But that accent I can't handle.

[Brady]

Accent.

[John Holmberg]

That's the only problem.

[Brady]

Philly might be in the lead there, and they're accent is just as annoying. Oh, my God, that's a. That's a dirty group there.

[John Holmberg]

Boston, because there's less of them.

[Brady]

Maybe because it's still a pretty big city. It's. It's smaller than Philly, though, I think. Yeah, it is, but it's, it's close. And there's a lot of outlying areas of Boston that make it a much larger metropolitan. Man, that's a tough one. I'm actually starting to say I'm leaning a little bit towards LA there. That is how bad Philadelphia and Boston are. That I'll take LA and the people that come from there with their terrible ideas that have destroyed a beautiful place, man, I. I can't. I can't make that. Normally I'll have an opinion on anything. You have stumped me, Ryan Weber. I can't do it. Where in L. A? I mean, are they. Are they at least on the outskirts? We're talking about, like, talking about the. Are we going up to entertainment mecca area. I mean, just. Oh, no, you get. It's bad. I mean, I'll take. I'll take the gangster south side L. A before I'll take any of the city L. A. Like, oh, my God, if We're going.

[John Holmberg]

Proper L. A is 3.8 million.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Philly's 1.5. Boston is 654,000. I'll take Boston.

[Brady]

Yeah, there'll be less of them.

[John Holmberg]

Be less of them. Just that accent, though.

[Brady]

Son of a. The accent and too many of them.

[John Holmberg]

Bunch of drunk Irishmen around here.

[Brady]

Oh, St. Patrick's Day. Oh, I'm taking LA. I'm sorry.

[Brett]

I can take my car to the bar.

[Brady]

I'll go Los Angeles. I can't tolerate what would happen to her.

[John Holmberg]

3 million of them moving at. 3.8 million of them moving in. That's the case.

[Brady]

Okay. I don't want any of their ideas they've destroyed.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's the problem.

[Brady]

But Boston's not Much better. They're just lucky not to have all the problems. Boston is a town that, in the early 1900s, was attacked by syrup and lost. Look it up. The great molasses flood killed people. It couldn't outrun syrup. That's how dumb Boston is.

[John Holmberg]

Stop, Trump. Build a wall all the way around.

[Brady]

Well, you know what he started doing is building around the places. Like, build it around Los Angeles. Like, you can't leave. Like, don't start getting ideas that you can go anywhere else.

[John Holmberg]

You did it.

[Brady]

There you go. Yeah. You made this bed. You lay in it. Don't go taking your dirty blankets and pillows over to another place. Man, I can't. I want to try to find a reasonable way to say la, and it just. I want to puke that I say it. Maybe it is Boston, but what they would do to our bars. Oof. I think I'd.

[John Holmberg]

I would never go to Seamus McCaffrey.

[Brady]

No. Good Lord. Seamus is out. Seamus is out. Oh, my God, Tommy. Oh, no. I couldn't. I couldn't do it. All those. All those Tom Brady jerseys coming. No, no, no, no. I can't take Boston.

[Brett]

Churches expanding.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. And all the rapes of the children. I can't take Boston. You're right. Boston was the Mecca for raping kids with that accent.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that or Scientology coming here even harder.

[Brady]

Oh, for Christ's. What's Philly doing again?

[Brett]

I'm starting to lean towards Philly Phillies.

[John Holmberg]

Doesn't sound so bad.

[Brady]

Do we have any bells that are. That they can destroy? Because that's. They broke the bell. They gave Tom Hanks aids. Sorry. The cream. Cream cheese is good. I think I'm taking Philadelphia. And that is a group of people. They are. You've seen the Phillies and what happens to every guy who signs there? They stop washing their hair and they grow beards. Like they're homeless. They're.

[John Holmberg]

It's.

[Brady]

It's. It's a goal for everyone in Philadelphia to try and look like Jason Kelsey. That's. That's the thing. If they, like, think about your basketball.

[Brett]

Side of it, I want to be Laker merged in with Laker fans. Or Celtics or Sixers.

[Brady]

Sixers are.

[Brett]

But I'm talking about.

[Brady]

Philly fans are the worst of the three. Philly fans are the. Oh, I think they are horrible football for sure. All of it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. They're terrible people throwing Snowballs at Santa.

[Brady]

76Ers fans are bad. I was in that game in Kansas City, and they were playing the Phillies and the Philly fans that were behind me if I'd have heard the word real muto screamed one more time.

[John Holmberg]

But on the flip side of it.

[Brett]

But if you're on the same side of your laughing at that, you can't.

[Brady]

You can't laugh when they surround you.

[John Holmberg]

But the flip side is LA. You got LeBron playing for the Suns and Bronnie.

[Brady]

I want to move. I'm gonna be the first saying I'm moving to Mexico. Gonna go get a water. Who's with me? Come on, Tommy, re. Mute that. Hit one for me. I'm gonna go get another water. I'm parched. Oh, they're. They're gross. I'm gonna take Philly out of the three, and I am not happy about it. Ryan Weber, you son of a. What a question.

[Brett]

At least we got the rock.

[Brady]

I don't think they Rocky statue. The Rocky statue shows up. Yeah, you get a little of that.

[John Holmberg]

All right, well, maybe you're turning me now.

[Brady]

If they all were like Rocky, but they're not.

[John Holmberg]

Bring the stallion over here. I'm in.

[Brady]

They gave you. Get myself a cheesesteak. Talk about Rocky. He's the best rock. Get up in Cherry Hill, get herself some cheesesteak. Yawn. Yana gonna come with me, right? Oh, God. I don't want any of that cheesesteak and yingling. This guy says. So Sam Darnold is the Gary's wife of the NFL? Yeah, kind of. Gary's wife was at least just a whore. Sam. And probably not that pretty. I would guess she's not that pretty. Sam Darnold was a stunning. Like, if, if you were comparing their trajectory. Supermodel in college, like, good lord, that is a pretty lady. And then went and got the warts with the Jets. Thought she was going to move to New York and have a career. Like she. Her story is the same as so many beautiful girls who move from Los Angeles and go to New York to be models and then come back all beat up like they look. They got, you know. What happened to you? Shoot him. Shoot her up. Spit her out. Gave her warts. And she can still look pretty, but deep down, we all know. Remember when she was stunning before the warts? Do we want to sign her? I don't want warts. So good luck with your Sam Darnold in Minnesota. That was a good showing last night, man. I, I was shocked. I I Adam Ray's in town and he texted me yesterday, hey, bro, got tickets to the game if you want to go. And I said, what game? He actually texted me. He Said, you want to go to a game? Two tickets and they're yours. And I thought he was saying, hey, if the Suns are playing and you got tickets, I'll go with you. I'm like, well, we can go sit in the arena. They're not here for a few days. And he goes, no, no, no. The Rams and Vikings. I'm like, I totally forgot that that thing was here. And. And I said, I'm sorry, I'm on a football. I'm done for a little while. Still stings. I don't want to watch other people's teams and find joy there. And I even thought, I'm not. It's not like I'd have to fight traffic. Nobody will be there. Turn the TV on. Place was full. Oh, yeah, it was pretty nice. They did a good job. And you know what? Normally the Cardinals organization, they mucked stuff up like this. They did a really good job. The stadium looked good. It had. The field was fine.

[John Holmberg]

It wasn't up to them.

[Brady]

Although, yeah, it's true. I think the Rams people came in and said, we don't move, step aside.

[Brett]

We'Ll doll it up.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my beer.

[Brady]

But they, you know, all it takes is that big halo of advertising to turn blue and yellow and the whole stadium lights differently. It looked neat on tv.

[John Holmberg]

I forgot it was at State Farm. Like watching.

[Brady]

You're watching it sometimes. It had the Rams banners on the sidelines. They brought everything. I didn't know they were going to go to those that. But hey, it looked right. And the Rams did their number. So there you go. Good job. All you folks, get in your buses and head home. Go get in your flame retardant suits, go back to your houses. I'm so very sorry for what you've been through. It's terrible. Now here's some asbestos hand gloves. Now go home and touch your stuff. We were thinking about building here. No, no, no, no, no. Because you're gonna find out that our permits only take a few weeks and you're gonna lose your minds and try to ruin that. Did they even check if the gas lines are affecting the trobdomythiums? I don't even know what that is. Oh, it's a microscopic animal that eats dirt. So the ants gonna be like, oh, Jesus Christ, you're gonna make our permits take years. What's a trabdimifium? Something that needs protecting. Go home. Hi, I'm from Los Angeles. I have some ideas. Get the out.

[Brett]

Protect the smelt.

[Brady]

Yeah, the smelt. The smelt thing is that's what everybody's running on now. It is. That's the hop. That's tiny right now. That's just the news FOX wants you to know. That's tiny compared to all the crap that they do with every building inspection that they've got over the. Try to add on something. Try it. I watch Bill Maher talk about that all the time. He was trying to be compliant, trying to be eco friendly, putting solar panels on his house. Five years later, the little second house they made him build to house the power plant that his solar thing is gonna store is still under permits, still isn't done. And he's like, I was trying this, costing me a fortune, and I still can't get it done. It's still not done. Permits, inspection, you know, eco guy. More money goes out the door for this. You've got to move it. It's too close to a tree. It can't do this. It's like, I thought this was the environmentally friendly version. It is. But if it's not done right, it actually harms the trees. And the triphalopodites.

[Brett]

I saw one yesterday in the backyard of a solar panel, but it wasn't on the roof. It was a giant flower in the yard. It looked like a satellite dish three times the size. So it took up three quarters of the backyard. It. And it spreads out.

[Brady]

Probably just running something like a generator. Your old generator, maybe, because they have to be pretty. It was big to be a lot. Yeah. But I mean, think about how much they stuff on top of a house to make the house go. I've seen them for, like, tiny houses. Yeah.

[Brett]

No, I'm saying this is the biggest one I've seen. It was a huge dish, and I guess you can spread it out even, you know, in your neighborhood. And it rotates, right? No.

[Brady]

Oh. Because I'll tell you right now, somebody from LA moves in and sees no way they would. HOA is going to knock that down.

[Brett]

That's what happened.

[Brady]

HOA is a very LA idea. Now imagine they show up here and strengthen the hoas. Good Christ. I'll take. I'll take Philadelphians. Oh.

[John Holmberg]

Never thought I'd hear you say that.

[Brady]

I never thought that that would be a thought in my head. But given this tragic situation, if they all decided, you know, we're out of water, we could use some water, like. Well, we don't have much. We're still. Troy, come on down there. Yan's gonna get over there and get some water over there. No, no. They're coming and they're they're indecipherable. Strange Australian like accents are behind them. Wit What? I don't know what you're talking. Yeah, you gotta have wit cheese. Whit. What? What did you say? Sandwich. You ordered my steak. Wit what?

[John Holmberg]

Wit or without wiz.

[Brett]

What are you saying?

[Brady]

Wit whiz. Are you from another planet? Oh, God, you people sound so stupid, man. We'll all be. You'll know who. You'll. You'll know who's from Phoenix. As we'll all sound like Sebastian Mansko. Where did they come from? All these weirdos with these accents. I don't like it. They're all so stupid. Anyway, goodbye la. Sorry for your charge. Time to go. Time to go. Heading west.

[John Holmberg]

Don't let the door hit.

[Brady]

Round them up. We're heading west. Take off la.

[Brett]

You'll notice a lot of limos on the road.

[Brady]

Oh, good, good. Show it up. Show off all the way through. Blythe. You know, stop in Palm Springs. It's everything you've wanted. Anything to be. It's environmentally friendly. It's gay as anything I've ever seen in my life. It seems like the LA you dream of. Trans crazy. Like you bring all those trans ideas over here. Next thing you know, I can't laugh at a guy in a dress walking down Central because I'll get arrested and thrown in jail, lose my job.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, Philly sounded better.

[Brady]

Philly seems Philly be like, look over there. It's a feller in a dress. Wink, Twink. Hey, homo. Oh, no. Shut up.

[John Holmberg]

Throw batteries at him and stuff.

[Brady]

There's no Christmas. What's he do? You hate Santa in the middle of June, Fernandes Twinks. I do all right. Thanks, Philly. It's good to see you. At least you're Not Los Angeles. 6:17. And LA is always shocked when you tell them we don't want you here. Look, but we're. We're Los Angelenos. We're the ones with all the good ideas. Like, no, you're not. Now the rest of the world sees you as a bunch of idiots. You haven't done anything right for a long time. You're just lucky to have beautiful sunsets in that ocean. Otherwise, you've ruined it. Let's get a wake up song while they drive away. Something that sends them on their way and they're packed up in their beautiful coach buses and head home. 585-9800. That's the number. You tell us what you want to hear, we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. It's out of control now. 98 K. Hi, I'm Diane Fisher from Fisher Tools. From our humble beginnings in 1964 at the Phoenix park and swap to our 4 acre campus located just south of Tempe Marketplace off the 202 and McClintock, Fisher Tools has been building the valley for over 60 years. Come check us out and browse our huge selection of tools and anything you need to do the job right. We carry Milwaukee, DeWalt, Makita, Proto and so much more. We're also [e-mail] CUPD listeners will receive 10% off their order when you mention this ad. Fisher Tools. If we don't have it, we can't sell it. Hey everybody, it's John Holmberg from the Morning Sickness talking to Shane Orlando from Orlando Auto Body. Now, Shane, I take great pride in saying I stand with someone when I tell a listener to go to their shop. I know why. You tell me what's different for a KUPD listener to go to Orlando Auto Body than anywhere else. Well, first of all, we've been in the Valley here for over 34 years. We do a quality job. We work for you, not the insurance.

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[Brady]

They might make you come undone make your cock rides with the sun. We'd like to welcome you to this morning's show with John Brett and Brady and big Dick Toledo. They call us homs but we are not worth miles to nowhere they speak on controversy Who's Bobby and Johnny snob? They think dua lipa's great for the faint of heart they're not. Holberg's morning sickness gotta get up to hear it Makes em laugh makes em cry in all seriousness and fun make your cock rise with the sun.

[Kenny]

We'D.

[Brady]

Like to introduce our main host. They say he looks like Squidward with that big huge nose Ha ha ha. But that's a prereq they own the mornings airing over 20 years like a blue pill they're still going. Brady comes in shorts to report the news he but you can't eat at Porkopolis because it closed homeward's morning sickness you gotta get up to hear it make you laugh until you spiel what you want when they are done make your cock rise with the sun. Homework's morning sickness. You gotta tune in and listen. Tap that up. Yeah. Don't get screwed in the end. All in good fun. Big red Radio's got you son. There you go. Thank you. Miles to nowhere. Beautiful work at 6:43 here in the morning sickness. That is our theme song for the year. Very proud. And then the. The lead singer yesterday gave the state of the state address. Katie Hobbs had been talking. If I hadn't heard her talk in a while it made me laugh again. But like she went out there like.

[Kenny]

And we're gonna go and have.

[Brady]

Really.

[Kenny]

A lot of success in the state and stuff. I'm Happy. And you guys are nice.

[Brady]

And I'm like, oh, my God.

[Kenny]

And now it's time for the state of the slut address. How's your wife, Brett? Is she still around?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, she's still.

[Kenny]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I thought by now that her debilitating elephant man's disease would have killed her, but she's still alive. Huh? Is she the person that survived longest with Elephant Man's disease?

[Brady]

She's still around.

[Kenny]

I saw the other day that the world's oldest person died, and I thought, oh, poor Brad. He lost his wife. And then I saw a picture. I'm like, no, that person is very pretty. Oh, man, I've seen Brad. Brett's wife, the oldest person in the world is prettier. Well, they were when they were alive. Now the new world's oldest person, Congratulations. She's right here in Arizona. It's Brett's wife, Mastaya Mustaya. I think that's your name, right? Am I wrong? I don't remember your name. I gave my state of the Union address, Brett, and I gave. I gave you the wink and I pulled on my ear like you asked to let you know that I was thinking about you.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, thank you.

[Kenny]

Yeah, it was great. I'm Governor Hobbs. Wink, wink. And I'm gonna shut down all financial support of people who have bars in the Chandler area and Dark Hair and Mesa.

[Brady]

Mesa.

[Kenny]

And have names that start with M and end in A and have thigh in the middle. Anyway, I saw that I tore the hospital the other day.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Kenny]

And I went into the stricken with terrible AIDS ward, and I didn't see her and why isn't she getting her treatment back? I did look good. You had a holiday pictures on your Instagram.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Kenny]

And I thought it was adorable that you did what you did for that corpse. You were showing the corpse around town on the back of the motorcycle and stuff, and it's like, oh, that must be a family member that Brett agreed to parade around after they died in it. I saw a picture of you standing next to it, and it was still alive, and I realized that was her. What's it like to have sex with a corpse, Brett?

[Brady]

I wouldn't know.

[John Holmberg]

I wouldn't know.

[Kenny]

I think you do. Anyway, the state's in a great spot, so I'm gonna kind of take a few days off and grab my binoculars and keep an eye on a couple of things. Brad, what's it like to, like, care for a woman who has male genital. You're such a brave man. Thank you to Be seen in public with her. Cuz most guys would like wear a bag over her head Anyway.

[Dick Toledo]

Laugh too loud.

[Kenny]

I saw her sleeping the other day.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah.

[Kenny]

Oh, it was so peaceful. I'm like, wouldn't it be great if that was forever?

[John Holmberg]

Oh man.

[Brady]

Anyway, State of the State did a.

[John Holmberg]

Hell of a job. Katie.

[Kenny]

I tried. I thought I did a really nice speech. I sounded authoritarian. Authoritarian. That was me. I'm Governor Hobbs. Listen up, you guys.

[Dick Toledo]

It's authoritative.

[Kenny]

Authoritarian. Authoritative authorian. Anyway, we're gonna have more money and we're gonna have more stuff and we're gonna be. We're gonna say things and we're gonna make stuff better for people who don't have stuff. And Arizona. Woohoo. And then we're gonna. And then I did a skit. Me and I danced. I did a dance. I think we're gonna win the election again. I can't wait to run for class president again. I mean, Arizona's governor again. Next time.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Kenny]

See you later, Brad. Bye everybody.

[John Holmberg]

Bye, Kenny.

[Kenny]

Like, baby.

[John Holmberg]

Still hates breeding.

[Brady]

Not a fan of br. They kept showing her yesterday and her, she looks the part. She walks up there and said. And then the gray hair is down and yeah, second she starts talking, you're like, well, we can't take this seriously. She's in eighth grade with her big pearl necklace. I didn't notice that. Oh yeah, nice string of pearls are on Katie's neck. Huh? I'm gonna have to watch again. Jeremy, emails and can we please talk about how no one is questioning the bidwills owning two Boeing 777s? I know they were firing them back and forth to LA to pick up family members of the team and they did a really. Look, they catch a lot of crap. But these Bidwells did a very nice job handling, you know, they treated the LA Rams situation better than they treated their own team. That was a. And the one thing we do know about Michael Bidwell, as I just said, let's be nice to him. We're going to crap on him a little bit. But the man loves attention and he loves being a hero and he loves the spotlight. I've been to a couple charity events with him where they asked to please. One was a birthday gift for a doctor who was leaving town and we had shared some experiences and they were part of this oncology thing. And I was at the birthday party and they said, please, no gifts. If at all, just help out by showing up, maybe donating to this thing. No gifts. Well, Michael showed up and in Front of everybody, did a presentation of his birthday presents for this person. And we're like, well, now we're all assholes. Thanks a lot, Mike. And then he gave a speech no one asked for. And then his wife gave a speech no one asked for. And then they said, does anybody else want to say anything? And I'm like, watch this. And I didn't say my name or anything else. I just went up and talked about the work that this doctor has done for cancer and the things that I knew them from and everything else. And I brought the room to tears because that was my goal because I have a little bit of that Bidwell in me, too. It's like, I recognize you're a prick. I'm going to steal your spotlight. I was a passive aggressive ass because I'm like, oh, you feel like you just walked out of here with everybody looking at you? And then I brought the room to the floor with a story that was going to make you cry. And it did. And Michael had to eat, kind of eat my. My anonymous poop, because I didn't give a name or like a status thing. I didn't want any of the credit. But my story was where everybody lived afterwards. And all he talked about was himself how amazing the Cardinals are, the things that they've done for this charity. And I'm like, oh, I just wanted to come up and talk about my dog having cancer and what we went through and what this beautiful operation did for her or for him. And I told the story through and through, and everybody there had had some similar situation. So I knew I could tap into that pain nerve, looking around, making everybody cry. And there I was smiling the whole time because the Bidwells brought presents. He likes it when the news says, wow, that Michael Bidwell sure knows what he's doing. Because it's rare. It's wildly rare, but they did a nice job. But 2777 is $1.2 billion in planes and fees. That's pretty good. Says, why the hell do they need two Cardinal fans should be pissed paying those ticket prices to watch them suck every year while he's floating around in a choice of jumbo jets. NFL's a different animal, man.

[Dick Toledo]

Prices are going right everywhere.

[Brady]

Here's the key. You can't sit and complain about Jeff Bezos, about NFL owners, about people who have too much money and go outside your house every morning and open your Amazon box because you didn't want to walk to Walmart. The billionaires are billionaires because they came up with ideas that we love a lot. Jeff Bezos might be a dick, but he came up with a thing that made it so we're all like, wait a minute. I don't have to go anywhere. It shows up at my house today. Okay, I'll pay a little extra. And the next thing you know, that dude's building his own rockets and, like, doing whatever he wants. That's because of us. I'm not giving up the Amazon dream because I'm mad at Jeff Bezos. I don't know half the people who own the companies of things I buy. You think if I met the owner of Coca Cola, I'd like him. That dude's probably just swimming in gold chunks all day long going, what are you doing here? You're too poor to know me. Like, yeah, thanks for the great product. I won't put down. So you don't want to know. You don't want to know your super billionaire heroes of the thing you suck down in droves on a constant. And then think, wow, those guys have too much money. Meanwhile, I just ordered a bike lock that is available within a mile of my house. If I'd had the time to get in my car and drive to it, but I had somebody else do it, because that is such a functional, awesome situation. Amazon rules. NFL. Same thing. We consume the living out of the NFL. Of course, the owners are billionaires. That's because of us. They can raise the prices because we'll be like, yeah, this sucks, but I'm paying it until the stadiums empty out, till we stop buying jerseys like crazy. All those guys are going to be billionaires, all of them. They're going to have jumbo jets because they don't want to fly with you. You'll bother. They want to fly with anybody but people who are like them, because those people don't bother them. If I saw, and I'm a pretty normal dude, but if I saw Art Rooney, owner of the Pittsburgh Steelers, sitting next to me on an airplane, I'd have questions. I'd probably bother him, and I'd start it all off like all of us normals do. Hey, I don't want to bug you. I just want to let you know. But big fan. Then my next question would be like, how come you're flying on Spirit? You want to be one? We don't want you to be like one of us. We want you to be better than one of us. Don't show your face on Spirit Airlines. This makes me feel like the. The team's going out of business. I like It. When my teams have couple jumbo jets. I like it when my. That means that something good's happening over there.

[Brett]

There's ways you can get on that jet, be a sponsor of the team.

[Brady]

Yeah, sure, you can buy your way.

[Brett]

Get a road trip there's.

[Brady]

Right. Your city can burn down and he'll pick you up. I mean, that's. There's. That.

[John Holmberg]

That's how everybody got an Epstein's plane.

[Brady]

Absolutely. You gotta pay the. Pay the pipe for this. But we can't be. We can't be those bougie billionaire bashers when we consume the product like crazy. Can't be done. You can't be mad at the Bidwells for having two jets when you have four jerseys and they just sit there and go, they. They just keep eating us up. We're terrible. Now, if I'm a Cardinal fan, it's tougher because the product ebbs and flows from terrible to decent and never really jumps over that decent bar too often. That's a tough one for me to keep buying jerseys and keep investing my time. But I understand it. I do it with the Steelers. I'm as in as anybody else, so you can't get mad at him. But they did it again. I'm not the biggest Bidwell fan in the world. I do feel like he's. His ego is way ahead of his. Michael's better than his dad. His dad didn't want the spotlight, but his dad just misered all the money. He just didn't spend it properly. Michael's got all the money in the world. He can't. He can't misspend on the football team. That's a general manager's job. He. They have so much money in football that they had to tell the owners, you can't spend more than this amount. So it doesn't matter how much the owners have. You can only. All the teams have the same amount of money to spend on the player. So then at that point, it just becomes, what are you putting on the field? What they get after that is gravy. Keep in mind that because we suck down the advertising of every football game that's out there, and we pay YouTube TV and we pay for our Amazon package, and the NFL has a. Ready for this, a $10 billion deal to have their product on television. That means that someone pays them $10 billion to say, can we show your stuff to people? And they're like, sure, that seems reasonable for now. It's going to go up, though. And then they share all that. It's okay. We'll let them have it. But don't be. Don't be mad, please. This other email says, john, you guys have the best show ever. I just wanted to find out if you're doing anything with Barrett Jackson coming up. I want to win some tickets. Thanks for everything you do, especially John. Signed Brett. That is a quality amount of ass kissing that just about got you Barrett Jackson tickets. But I don't think we have them this year. Do we have. No, we don't have Barrett's. That's another thing.

[John Holmberg]

Not this Brett either.

[Brady]

Well, here's the thing. They don't need. They don't need to be given tickets away.

[John Holmberg]

They don't need the riff raff.

[Brady]

They don't need. First off, people who got free tickets to Barrett Jackson and not through a billionaire friend.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Aren't exactly who they're wanting. They're bidding on cars. Riff raft. You go pay your $25 fee and you get into the Barrett Jackson, walk around with the other 80,000 people. They sell out all the time. Barrett Jackson doesn't need to say, hey, can you help us out? Kupd, they go over to the Scottsdale airport and say, is there enough room for the people we're going to be bringing in because they park jets. Yeah.

[Brett]

You want to talk about private jets coming in?

[Brady]

My God, the valet. The next month, they have valet service for the jets at the airport to put them in parking lots. So they don't. That's right.

[Dick Toledo]

Say that again.

[Brady]

They have valet service for the jets. Three keys. Three keys to a guy and he parks your jet out of the way of all the other jets that are landing.

[John Holmberg]

They valet the jets, huh?

[Brady]

They do. They valet the jets. Because if they don't, there's not enough room to put. They have to have a system. They're too close together. And you know how valet park's too tight. They do that.

[Brett]

You ride the jet up and you open the window and punch a ticket.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

For your parking.

[Dick Toledo]

It's the same thing as going to.

[Brett]

Stand up, live down. Are you gonna be here longer than.

[Brady]

Three hours a day? It's.

[Dick Toledo]

Do I have to buy something?

[Brady]

Right. People that suck, then don't go to Barrett Jackson. We have to stop saying how much. All these guys have way too much money. And then start, you know, just hand him the money. I watched the thing online yesterday. I have a new love, complete love in my life, which is I'm back in on the comments on inane stories. No. Well, next door app. Don't even get Me started on that nextdoor app has changed from, like, things that can be useful to everybody trying to give their dog away. That's all. That's all it is. I can't take this cat anymore. I am like, jesus, I can't even look at this. But I saw a story that seemed so innocuous and meaningless, and then I saw that it had 453 comments, and all it said was, Drew Barrymore tells SZA what she did with an ex boyfriend who cheated on her. And I read the story, and Drew Barrymore told sza, you lost me, Drew Barrymore, but I'm with you on this too. But normally I'm like, why would this. The only thing that got me was 453 comments. Right? Why would that story make 453 people go, I gotta say something. Drew Barrymore told SZA that she caught an old boyfriend with another girl. And then in this girl power moment, she said that she made. She called the girl that he was sleeping with and arranged drinks with her and said, we're gonna talk in front of him and brought him to sit. And she said, and I told him at the table to shut up and listen. Me and this girl were gonna talk. And supposedly he did it. And the audience went crazy.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm sure. He showed up.

[Brady]

All the comments immediately said, yeah, this is wish fulfillment syndrome. This never happened. And then all these comments of like a guy holding a Jeopardy Button. And it said, I'll take things that never happened for 500. I'm like, the comments were insanely funny. And then you realize she's nuts. And she said, and then another guy who. And there. And evidently, whoever this guy is who was unnamed, they're best friends now. And she said, another guy who cheated on me when I was younger and I painted his car like. And he called me and said, hey, somebody painted my car. I hope it wasn't you. And she's like, oh, I don't know. And it was this thing. And all these comments were like. Everybody's like, wow, Drew, sounds like you've got a bigger problem on your hands that eventually everyone hates you to the point where they. You're probably more fun when you were on coke. And the comment 453people decided to chime in and bash Drew Barrymore's story to sza, which was hilarious.

[Brett]

After the drinks where she said, you're gonna sit down, you're gonna listen.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

She drives him home.

[Brady]

Sure. It never happened. Like, no man would sit through that.

[Brett]

Get home now. You See what we did there? Now get out.

[Brady]

Yeah. And then she kicked him out. He's like, oh, man.

[John Holmberg]

Would ever agree to show up.

[Dick Toledo]

Nobody, like, you knew ahead of time. If you got tricked into it, you'd show up.

[Brady]

But if you leave it, then you'd leave. But also, if it's not to, like. Like, try to fix it, like, look, this will help me get through it. I need to talk with you and her. And you're like, okay, we're working on. That's different, I guess, than going home and going, all right, now get out. Like, you're not sitting through this. If the end result is making a fool of me, it never happened. It's a fantasy she dreamt up in a coke place and believes to be true. It never happened.

[Brett]

She says they're dear friends now because back then they were kids.

[Brady]

Sure, she made stupid mistakes and he makes stupid mistakes, but I just couldn't get past the idea that 453 people immediately went in there and said, that never happened, Drew. Sorry. And it was. It was. It made me feel good that this bamboozled world we live in that's constantly wrong about information and anything else still has the wherewithal to kind of see bull when it's presented to him. And it makes me think, well, maybe we're not as susceptible to Facebook misinformation. Maybe. But we are. But when we see it, we know. It's like. Because that's the first reaction I had. I'm like, well, that never happened. She's lying to Sza and says, I ate it up and said, wow, that's. That's gangster, Drew. And I'm like, it never happened. The little girl from ET didn't do this. That's not a thing. She never once said, you're gonna sit down and listen to us talk, and then I'm gonna dump you anyway. That dude would have been like, meh, no. And he'd have been packing his things into his car that she said she already packed up anyway. So if you come home and everything's packed up and then she's like, and you're going to dinner with me, I'm like, no, I'm not. We're all done here. You're right. Sorry, I'm a dick, but I'm not gonna go have lunch with the two of you now. That's insanity. And the only reason you do that is the hopes that maybe there's a threesome at the end and every guy.

[Dick Toledo]

Would just catch the vibe.

[Brady]

Only way she fools you Is says the girl you're with is really hot. I'm gonna have drinks with her. You come by and let's see what this is all about. Maybe we can make it work. And he'd be like, oh, my God. And then about eight minutes into the conversation when it's like, he's an asshole and you're a. And then, okay, I'm getting out of here. This is crazy. I let these broads fight.

[Dick Toledo]

But it was nice dream that day.

[Brady]

It was nice. Yeah. Well, yeah. And it would die really quick when you realize, oh, nobody's in the threesome idea that I was duped into thinking might happen. I'm leaving. What, are you gonna pay for the drinks? Are you gonna have one? I'll have a vodka soda and just wait this out. I think there's a threesome in play. No. It made me feel good, though, that we still have. We still have that meter in us somewhere, but it's slipped from, like, real meaningful stuff and where we can still see it. But it has to be the Drew Barrymore show that exposes the light. Like the talk and the View and Drew Barrymore were real quick to go, oh, that's a bunch of. No, but when it starts to matter, we get a little bit lost in our tribes. When it doesn't affect us personally. We as a society are still incredible. Like, you look at the comments on the Internet for most stories, we're still pretty good. We're still pretty smart. We're still pretty good group. That kind of goes. I don't buy this. This is nuts. But when it comes down to, like, affecting our tribal political beliefs or religion or whatever, we get lost in our nonsense and then start yelling at each other. Always remember, Drew Barrymore is a liar for her own benefit. And we all saw through it. And that's something that can help us move forward. That I want to talk. I want to hear what her ex boyfriend says. That didn't. I did not do that. Did not happen. Was it Tom Green? Tom Green, Tom Green, Tom Green. We'll go to drinks with you, Tom Green.

[Dick Toledo]

Tom Mighty agree that it happened.

[Brady]

I'll have threesome. Are we having a threesome? We'll have one. That'll be nice. Tom Green will do that.

[John Holmberg]

I wish her episode of Playboy never happened.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's true, too, because her pancakes made everybody. That's when we lost it for Drew.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And again, it was the worst thing she could have done for her career.

[Brady]

You want to talk about uniting a group of men? There wasn't A race, a political stance, any religion, anything that normally would divide us. Went to the side when we all saw Drew Barrymore with her shirt off. Because we all agreed, no matter where we come from, no matter how much money we have, no matter what raised us, that's an ugly set of.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

We all agreed.

[Dick Toledo]

Felt sorry for David Letterman.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Brady]

And Letterman, who we were jealous of on his birthday In April of 1992, when she lifted her shirt and showed her cans to him, were like, oh, lucky we wanted to see those. And that was the same interview. She was talking about being in the movie Poison Ivy when she was 17. And there's a lot of nudity in that, but because she wasn't old enough to do it, they had a double. And she told Letterman, you know, he said, there's nudity. Yeah, this is my body double. And she goes, I'll tell you this, she's very pretty. Mine are better. Like, oh, here we go. I can't wait to see those. And when we did, all you wanted to do is get your Aunt Jemima and pour some syrup on that and put a pat of butter on, because those pancakes were long.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it wasn't a look of surprise. It was more of a disgust look.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

He's like, oh, well, just wait, you guys, just wait.

[Brady]

Oh, please don't ever show that. He took the first bullet for it. Yeah. Then Tom Green. Tom Green took it. Tom Green took that bullet. I took it. I love pancakes. I'll have pancakes.

[Brett]

Like, from the land of syrup.

[Brady]

Flapjacks and syrup. Tom Green will eat that.

[Kenny]

Did you cheat on me?

[Brady]

Tom Green did. Yes. Tom Green. And then he would. He might be a weirdo. This. When he comes back in, he always goes, you always ask me about her. Like, well, there's always something going on. We're close. We're very close. Did you have to have drinks with the lit. No. Tom Green did.

[Brett]

She might have been on his podcast at the donut shop.

[Brady]

That could be. I like Tom. He's weird. Weird. Is this the Letterman thing where she shows, I don't know, birthday. I. I pretty much sit in the bathtub and cry. No.

[Brett]

No.

[Brady]

Why? What? What? Because it signifies.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brady]

The passing of time. Some kind of pointless existence. No problem with age. It's just. It's even right there. We're still like, yeah, nice. And I come out there and I sort of. But you can tell. Perky. But in hindsight, they're not shaped well.

[John Holmberg]

Because now we're looking for it.

[Brady]

Now we know. But right Here. You're like, oh, this is magnificent. She climbs on the desk.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, tramp's down, too.

[Brady]

Gets over Letterman. Couple of them, starts doing some bands. Great waist. Looks great from here. And then raises the shirt.

[John Holmberg]

See, look. That's a look of disgust. That wasn't a surprise. That was a look of disgust.

[Brady]

In hindsight, look at that. Dave might not have liked it. And now he's realizing, you gotta play it off. Off. Yeah, or he's offending her.

[John Holmberg]

I'm sick to my stomach. Let's go to a break.

[Brady]

We'll be right back. Paul, take us away.

[Brett]

Wow.

[Brady]

You saw Kev the flapjack? See, look at the face. He looks like he's going to vomit. Man. I watch it different now. Remember the night Morley Safer was here? Pulled the same thing. It reminded him of morley safer from 60 minutes. That's all you need to know.

[Brett]

It was.

[Brady]

Yeah, it was. It was international disappointment. So I don't want to hear her lying about how tough she was at that. And the audience going, yeah, you go, girl. All right. You guys all live in your fantasy. That's right. It's an audience that women that sound like spongebob.

[Kenny]

You get them, Drew.

[Brady]

And then I got this email, and it's pretty accurate. Hey, Holmberg, Listening on the podcast, we just gonna gloss over the story about the guy putting his wiener in the horse's nose.

[Dick Toledo]

We did kind of gloss over the.

[Brady]

He said, has the world gotten so weird that that isn't a story for the ages that lives on this show for decades. A story of the year candidate. He hadn't had sex in 60 days, two months, and left to his own ideas, tried to put his penis in a horse's nose and got caught. I want to introduce this to you. This is an indictment on how women have weaponized sex to the point of a man thinking a horse was an option. If I'm reading this right, he was married. If you think about it, his unnatural and absolutely disgusting act with a horse was kind of a twisted, beautiful attempt to keep his marital oath alive. He had relations with his wife stopped two months ago, and rather than find a woman at a bar, a hotel, Circle K, a prostitute, for crying out loud. He remained an honorable husband who wanted to keep his covenant with the Lord in place and the holy bond of matrimony sacred. So he stuck his dick in a horse's note. He's got a point, this guy says. Of course I'm kidding. Also, any horse that allows you to stick your wiener in its nose has been trained to do so. And also if someone sees you doing that or you're being 28 year old horse, maybe you're being watched. They had a reason to keep an eye on you around the stables. Oh, boy, there he goes. Keep an eye on that. Any minute now, I'm waiting for that guy to nose bang one of our equine. We live in a world in 2025 that. That made it so. Oh, it's at polls. It's supposed to say something else. It says that you made some solid pokes, I assume says that you in fact made some solid pokes at the story and then just moved on. I laughed, I thought about it, I examined the words. All I want to know is how John Holmberg of 2006 would have handled this story. Kenny. It's an interesting way to think about that because in 2006, I think there would have been more surprise to have read a story about a man who's sticking his dick in a horse's nose. Whereas today I really was affected by it, but not for really long.

[Dick Toledo]

That was firefighter lamb story. That was pretty strong story 11 and.

[Brady]

That was when I made my point.

[Brett]

Back then, the Tempe stables.

[Brady]

This was the firefighter story Toledo's talking about. My point back then was, this is the fault of a woman. This man has been driven mad by a woman and he's doing something terrible. If you don't remember, there was the fire chief of Mesa who went into his neighbor's barn. And the neighbor saw the lights go on in the barn. So he trucked down there for a second, like, what's going on in my barn? And he found his neighbor, the fire chief of Mesa or one of them. I don't know if he was like the king, but he was up there with a lamb, which is underage sheep, with a lamb on its back, missionary position and his pants down. And when the farmer opened the door. Sounds like a joke. The fire chief turned and said, I'm sorry, Tom, I was gonna try and your sheep. He got there and I said to myself, this dude has. Has a horrible relationship at home and has quit on women. He has quit on the human race. And he had lost it. And he was gonna bang a sheep because he was so frustrated, not only sexually, but mentally.

[Brett]

He had a fight with his wife.

[Brady]

And then it came out like a month later that his wife was gonna leave him and she was mad at him and he didn't make enough money. And that's what that broad looked like. Exactly. And he's like, I Can't tolerate one more day with a female. I'd rather the neighbor's baby sheep. And then one day he just put the bottle down and said, you know what? I'm gonna go do it. And you gotta think about every step he took towards that barn. Because you don't just go in your neighbor's barn for and then come up with ideas that happened in the living room. I'm gonna go bang that little sheep. That'll be better than her anyway. Nice and soft and fluffy. And I'm going in there. And then he opened his own door and thought, I'm really doing this. And then it's probably about 44 steps from house to barn, I would imagine, in mesa.

[Dick Toledo]

So all 44 of them.

[Brady]

Every step building up in his mind. The idea became better, right? Every step, the idea was a little stronger. Not talking himself out of it. It. Unbuttoning that top button. Yeah. It wasn't. I don't think he ran, but I think he had the intention. Got stronger. Same with this Florida man and that horse. He was in there doing his horse duties and looked at that horse's nose and said, and horse's name was Raven.

[Dick Toledo]

Got to have it.

[Brady]

Old Raven. And that beautiful soft nose. What's that? Hello, I'm Mr. Red. You guys soft? No, I like feeding you carrots and apples because those are some big ass nostrils. Reminds me of my wife's vagina. Your nose. I haven't had sex in 60 days and suddenly this seems like a pretty good idea. 60 days. You know what? I don't want to. I don't want to. I'm assuming she was drunk. I don't really want to cheat on my wife, but does this count? A little pink carrot, maybe accidentally you might sniff. Maybe if you sniff it and it goes in on its own, if you smell hard enough, it might just slip in. Hopefully he takes a big deep breath in. So I'm guessing maybe the guy put his hand over the horse's nose and the horse was like. And then he took it away real quick. And the horse went. And the dick went right in. You got to think about this. This was not an act of quick spontaneity.

[Brett]

No, he's up on.

[Brady]

He's got to climb something.

[Brett]

A three stepper.

[Brady]

Yeah, Kenny's right. In 2025, we just told the story, and in 2006, it would have been the whole show, but people nowadays would have said, move on. We've heard enough about the man having sex with that horse's nose. What else you got. Nobody's impressed by that anymore.

[Brett]

The only thing I remember, the kid in the Tempe stables, he caught twice on camera.

[John Holmberg]

Bone and horses multiple times.

[Brady]

I remember that one. I just. I remember that Fire chief, because then we. That was when we all realized that Arizona had no bestiality laws in place. And Sheriff Joe went crazy. But, yeah, I have to wonder how 2006 morning sickness runs with that as compared to now when we're like, well, this has some legs.

[Brett]

There is no.

[Brady]

You can't push it.

[Brett]

Yesterday was, where's the world gone?

[Brady]

Right? Not once. We never. Because it's Florida man, and Florida man has sex with horse's nose. And you read that nowadays and go, that's terrible. And then you click on the next story. Drew Barrymore and Sza talk relationships like, what in the. You couldn't be more right, Kenny? And an interesting twist, an interesting take on that. I'll also say that if you haven't had sex in 60 days, and that means that you're so wound up that the horse is an option, you also might have a little bit of a libido issue. That's. I can imagine that the reason your wife is like, look, I gotta take a break. 60 days leads you to horse nose. You know, every guy's going through a drought.

[Brett]

Talk to a buddy. He'll give you better options.

[Brady]

Yeah, I mean, you get. We need Larry on a hotline for this guy to talk him off the ledge. Because 60 days is nothing. Most guys are 60 day veterans. At some point or another, I'm sure you start getting a little upset, but that's a lot to ask a man. Go two months, three months, and then keep those soft pony noses nearby.

[Kenny]

Did you have sex with that horse's nose?

[Brady]

It wasn't another woman. I don't know what you're so mad.

[John Holmberg]

About, but that brings. What does she look like? That the horse's nose was better than that.

[Dick Toledo]

She looks like a kid.

[John Holmberg]

I think I'm blaming her, is what you're saying.

[Brady]

Yeah, she looks like a kid.

[Brett]

Always comes back to the broad.

[Brady]

But, yeah, of course, Brett's theories of, like, well, what'd she look like? Because there's a. There might be a reasonable explanation.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not saying he's wrong yet. I don't have all the facts of the story.

[Brady]

So you say that there is a scenario in place on her visual. Her aesthetic could be enough. That makes it. That makes it. So I see why he did that.

[John Holmberg]

Could be.

[Brady]

No kidding. I like Kenny's approach. More, the guy wanted to keep the covenant of marriage sank. The sanctity is still intact. But you're right. 20, 25, it was maybe, what, two, three minutes of us going, did you hear this? That's how that works. We'll be right back. And not a word about it. After Kenny has opened my eyes to the idea that, yeah, we might be a little numb to certain things that we weren't numb to in the past, but I do like your take, Kenny. One thing that guy can't ever be accused of is philandering, womanizing. And I don't know if he ever recovers from that because his picture was on tmz. And I'm like, that's a tough one. You walk around. You walk around. You know, you walk around the neighborhood, people are gonna be like, you heard about him, right?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, but how's the comment section?

[Brady]

Didn't read it. And I should have. I didn't. Oh. Because again, I hadn't been exposed to it until Drew and Sza started talking. It was. Yeah, but now I need to go back and find that. The comment section for that is gonna be strange. It's a thing. I don't know, but don't do it. There's, like, the shock value is gone. This one says, john, I understand Kenny's concern that you guys kind of just told the story and then glossed over one dick, two nostrils. But has he not heard the Brady Report for last year? And I asked Bert's videos, and I'm like, yeah, that's the scariest part. In 2025, it's just another story. That would have been an episode of 20, 20, 15, 20 years ago, they'd have followed this guy's past, found out where it started. Do we have a problem with this? Are there more of him? Why did the horse hold still? I mean, why did the horse hold still? That's. It's because he's been through it a few times. This is when he got caught with his dick in the horse's nose. The horse was used to it. The horses don't hold still for that unless it's just like a normal thing. You kiss a horse and they sometimes pull back. My dad has horses and had them here, and I always was a little. The head of a horse is no joke. They'll knock you on your ass accidentally. They'll then swinging around, and you can't. You know, you got to keep an eye on where your face is. They'll smash your skull.

[John Holmberg]

Those Tom Brady teeth will come after you.

[Brady]

I'M not putting anything that looks like Brady said, like a pink carrot in front of a horse leg. I'll give that a bite. He was past that to the point where he's like, oh, this is the nose thing. And he hold. He holds still for it because you know why? Over time, he's learned that there's extra carrots in it for him. It's the only reason the horse took it. So that wasn't the first time Florida man had done that. It's bad. And there we are, moving on. Next. Next story. What's next? The man was found with a German shepherd all the way in his ass.

[Brett]

The end of the world all the.

[Brady]

Way up his ass. I don't know. It's a weird thing. It's 7:21. What do you got over there, Bert? On the world of music.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

The guy says you want to know where the next pandemic's coming from. That kind of stuff. It could be all because a man didn't want to cheat on his wife. See how selfish women are? We can spin this, ladies. We can spin this somehow. This is your that far off. No, you really weren't on the list.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Yeah, you should all love it. If you. The buses should be all fired up by now over there at the hotel. Time to go home. Los Angelenos Local 40 of those buses. No, no, that's great. So glad you had a nice break from your tragedy. Terrible stuff. It's horrible living here. Brady, didn't you have a report that said the happiness factor for families in Arizona is like 41st in the country?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Terrible. Horrible. It's too expensive raising a 50th in education. School's terrible. They're shutting them down. Schools are awful here. It's just, you know, now you should go. I now realize what that dude in Prince Rupert, Canada did to Me, years ago when I was up there, I was on a crab boat, a beautiful tourist one, not like the real guy. And we're out there throwing boxes in the water on a. It was 74 degrees. The sky was bluer than I've ever seen in my life. Eagles are flying up over a 12,000 foot mountain that led right to the ocean. The most beautiful thing I've ever seen at the foot of the mountain is this tiny little town called Prince Rupert. The main street was Bill Murray Drive. And I kept saying, is that after the actor? And they'd be like, who? I'm not talking to you guys anymore. I don't know how you name something Bill Murray Drive, and you can't answer that question. So I'm on the crab boat. I'm throwing like fish or what. I don't even know what. I was putting my hand in a bucket or something and chucking it in the air at Eagles. Bald Eagles, 10, 15 of them, just hovering above us like seagulls. And I'm like, those are the most majestic things I've ever seen. The fledgling ones are bigger than the adult ones. They're gigantic and they're brown. I've never seen anything like it. And I. Then we go crabbing, and I'm pulling up crab pots full of crab and we're gonna cook it on the boat. And I turned to the guy who was running the show and I said, I think I'm gonna move here. This is heaven. And he goes, six months of darkness, six months of rain. I said, what? That's what we normally have. Six months of darkness and six months of rain. It's one or the other. I'm like, oh, well, what's all this then? The greatest day that we've ever seen in our lives, and it's not gonna last. Like, no kidding. We lucked out and hit the greatest day you guys have ever had. And he goes, without question. And I go, well, you've quickly talked me out of this. And I. And I left. And now I realize it as I'm older, he didn't want anybody moving into a city. They probably have days like that all the time. But he tells people it's either dark or it's raining. This is weird. But it isn't. It's probably the most wonderful. It's Oz. And he's just like, if we tell them it's great, they'll come. Bill Murray was here to the point we had to name a road after him. We just have to pretend as a city. We don't know who Bill Murray is. And we'd never seen the sun before. And they had to have meetings every, like, Tuesday and say, all right, the Princess Cruise Lines are coming in tonight at 5. If any of you are tan, stay in your houses. Because they can't see any of us tan. If they see that we're tan, they'll know we're lying. And they come out and tell you, I've never seen a day like this in our lives. Like, man, really, man, it's crazy. Says on the app that it's going to be this way for six days. Global warm. They were lying about everything. And now I think about it, and I'm going to move to Prince Rupert and I'm going to find that man and be like, I appreciate what you did, but I figured it out. And you know why I figured it out? Because I met people from Los Angeles and we did the same thing. They need to go home.

[Brett]

That's what's interesting about Trump and Greenland. Or take Greenland. The sun doesn't set for two months.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And then it doesn't rise for like four or five months in, like, October.

[Brady]

Through February because it's in a frozen hellscape. There's the reason why the biggest. The third biggest island on the planet has 50,000 people on it.

[Dick Toledo]

Greenland are probably on the same.

[Brady]

No, they're not. Look where Greenland is. It's. It's higher than the highest ports of Canada.

[Dick Toledo]

I remember from school, it's always, the map was wrong. Bigger than what it is, it's.

[Brady]

No. Greenland's the third largest island on the planet.

[Brett]

At the end of May to the end of July, it's light.

[Brady]

It's got 56,000 people on it. Prince Rupert is tropical compared to Greenland. It's an ice sheet. But it's a smart ice sheet to buy anyway. That's another story. But I now know exactly why. Covers the whole Midwest.

[Dick Toledo]

If you overlay it.

[Brady]

Yep. I know exactly why that guy told me about Prince Rupert not to come. 100%. 100% why? And we're doing it to these LA people. This place sucks. Sucks. It's hard to breathe. If you're here for a week, you'll have asthma. I promise you. It's easier to breathe the air in Los Angeles now. Today, with all the smoke and ash than it is here. We're all dying of asthma. Bye. You should head home.

[Brett]

We're out of water.

[Brady]

We have no water. Have you heard? Drained it. We're sucking the blood out of children. That's the Only way we survive. We don't like to talk about it. You need to go home.

[Brett]

Don't sell them on that. They eat babies.

[Brady]

Well, that's true. The cabals will eat the babies, but still, we do it for sustenance. They do it for religious reasons. Yeah. We have no laws at all. No diversity. Ugh. Yuck. To diversity. We say here in Phoenix, you trans. Yikes. Take those ideas back to la. Just lie to them. Make us. I like now when Arizona gets joked about. I used to hate it, you know, when, like, talk shows would say, well, that's because you go, they make a joke about Arizona. I like that now. Because if we get the reputation, like, you know who's got it good right now. You know who's got it, Harbaugh? Who's got it better than us? Nobody. Mississippi. I bet you it's gorgeous over there. Nobody's going in because they're like, man, we're last in education. Last. And every time they interview somebody, it's like, all right, Jethro, turn on the charm. We here in Mississippi ain't got no idea what's going on outside.

[Brett]

Then you see the same people interviewed for years.

[Brady]

Yeah. But then you see Ole Miss on tv. That might be the most spectacular campus I've ever seen in my life. That is beautiful. It's an old plantation. Never been greener. You got that big fat guy and that lady that looks like Tweety Bird that are flipping houses now on Hometown. And I'm looking around like, we bought this house for $8,000. We're gonna put 10 into it, and it'll be worth 165. I'm like, you can buy stuff for 8,000 dol. And it's got square footage. They've rebuilt the whole city.

[Dick Toledo]

The 160 grand just blows up the whole block.

[Brady]

Yeah, okay, block. They then. Then they go on tv and the guy just starts scratching his balls going, what you looking at? Hey, miss, if we don't take kindly nobody's eyes on us. I mean, stay away from them. They're hillbillies.

[Brett]

They figured a battle going on in the pal in the Palisade. That couple, Chip and Joanna.

[Brady]

Oh, man, the hgtv. They're gonna go nuts.

[Brett]

So many series.

[Brady]

We need to be smarter. We need to be. Nobody's ever said this before. We need to be more like Mississippi. Maybe even the idea. And I'm just floating this, not all ideas are great, but I think this one has merit. Maybe we flap that Confederate flag over the Arizona flag for A few days maybe. Maybe we just go, hey, here's a new design we're all thinking about. And the whole world goes, they're out of their mind. He's like, yeah, okay, that's fine. The best thing we had now in hindsight was Evan Mecham barking out the word pickaninny 40 years ago and making the super bowl go away. Like, we had no idea. Oh, this is terrible. Completely. Governor Evan Meeker said the word pickaninny in a book and it wasn't good. But everybody went, we'll never come there. And we're all like, no, please. And in hindsight, we should have been like, yeah, nice job, Evan. Way to go. We're not gonna reelect you because deep down we all know it was wrong. But we're gonna kind of stand behind you out loud here when the cameras are on. Arizona has lost the Super Bowl. We all lost our minds.

[Kenny]

Ah.

[Brady]

Argh.

[Dick Toledo]

John, did you mention the Valley Fever?

[Brady]

Horrible, horrible, horrible. Oh, grabs you the day you get here.

[Brett]

Scorpions.

[Brady]

Scorpions the size of your foot. Yeah, we need to. We need to start being more like Mississippi. I'm not saying my ideas are all good. And that Confederate flag in the bottom corner of the Arizona. And then we just go, well, you know that the most western battle of the Civil War was fought right here in Arizona. So that's kind of our tip of the cap. Like, well, you chose the Confederate mind. We were in the South.

[John Holmberg]

Throw Jethro out there as our welcoming committee.

[Brady]

Absolutely. That deaf kid that was doing this, she don't come back on my mom. She gonna bang, bang, like, oh, Jesus Christ. Arizona. We need to start thinking about it.

[Dick Toledo]

Because they start, John, you're so right. I started a T shirt company.

[Brady]

He's got a T shirt company that's called don't move here. And the O and don't and the Owen move are in the shape of the state of Arizona. I want two of those. And I'll buy top dollar.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't moveyeargear.com.

[Brady]

As much as I love that us, like, I know it's kind of dangerous for me to do it as kind of like an Arizona only meeting. If we start wearing those shirts, they start getting curious.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, that's true.

[Brady]

So they're like 848.

[Dick Toledo]

Look at what happened there.

[Brady]

Why? Why can't we move there? I mean, we start inviting them out for the Phoenix Open. And every year in February, it shows on TV like the. I used to be a fan of this. I've changed I used to think, man, this is a look at how beautiful our state is represented on television. And then I'm like, wait a second. People who are sad in other states will see this and come here. And then we just have an influx of sad losers heading our way. Like people in Buffalo in February watching the Phoenix open, just broke up with their girl or guy, life ain't working out. They live in their parents like root cellar or whatever they have there. And then they're like, I'm moving out there. And then they become part of it. We need more than ever. And I think even the African American residents of Arizona, if we all were on the same page, it would sting for a minute. Would be all on board my Confederate flag in the corner of our own Arizona flag idea for a little while.

[John Holmberg]

Winston's gonna be okay with that.

[Brady]

You think if it keeps them away and that sounded bad talking about Winston, it keeps the Los Angelina. You know what I mean? You'd be all for it and be like, you know what? This isn't a bad idea. If we're all kind of winking a nod on the whole. Things like this has nothing to do with how we actually feel. But we're. We whites will take the zinger for being racist and backward hillbillies. You guys have to go on TV and start going, it's horrible here. We have to worry about racism all the time. And we're all on the same page. And then we get together at night when nobody's looking and we giggle and laugh in 75 degree evenings over like barbecue pits and outdoor activities and we're playing cornhole in January and golf and all. Exactly.

[John Holmberg]

He may be listening. Yeah, they're getting on their greyhounds right now.

[Brady]

They're getting on. No, those aren't greyhounds. LA didn't come over in greyhounds. Those are nice coaches with two bathrooms. But it's time for them to head home. I've got thunder horses. Even he's a black guy that listens. I'm all for at Stars and Bars. Thanks, Thunder horse. We occasionally are going to need the Native Americans to follow up on a few things where if a few. Like that Mark Lamb, that sheriff over there in Pinal county that wears the cowboy hat all the time. I still can't understand why he's always in costume, but if we just had him, not even a. Not even a reason or anything. Just about 15 or 16 Native Americans maybe even put the feathers on for show and just have the dude in the cowboy hat walking behind him as they Walk into a truck. We don't say why it's happening. We don't. It just looks terrible. And then that we leak that out to the national news and go. We don't even know what this is, but it looks horrible. So we're gonna show it. And that's in Arizona. Of course it is.

[John Holmberg]

And we'll have Gilbert RT as a sports or as the Gilbert spokesperson right there.

[Brady]

Yeah. What's a real Indian? You guys go back to your own country. And like, I don't even know what he's saying.

[Brett]

Then the Arizona tourism commercial just filmed in Guadalupe.

[Brady]

Yeah. It's like, come visit. It's authentic. We haven't changed a thing since the 1800s. Diversity at its best. And some guy with a bash's cart tipped over roasting corn. Anyway, go home. La. I used to be excited. Ah, Arizona got the super bowl again. Like, yeah, the last one, I'm like, oh, no. And why Philadelphia played Kansas City. They came, some stayed. We only. You got to remember the thing that draws people to us. We like the tourists, but we got to remind them with our flag. Throw the stars and bars in there somewhere. Somewhere. Or just, you know, make them even weirder. If you just plastered, like, that little roadrunner with the word thrush written under him like that, just to me, that just screams, oh, that guy probably has never spoken to a black person. If you got that on the flag. If, like, the. The thrush, I don't even know what that is. What is that? The thrush. Road Runner headers. Hard part things headers, perfect. So trashy. We need to trash up our flag anyway. Just some ideas from the big chair. You can combat them. I don't see why. I don't know how Ben did this. He turned it political. Your idea of arguing about being bad guys, but then getting together at night, agreeing and shaking hands has already been taken. It's called Congress. You make a good point. We should be more like our own congress. We act like we're doing something for the greater good, and then later we just giggle and make money on our own. What I'm saying is we need more, like, things that seem racist around spring training in the Phoenix Open, right? Something weird that, like, you know, Channel three comes on and goes, welcome, I'm Jared Dillingham and I'm yet a Gibson. All hail the Grandmaster. And then just say something crazy and then go into the news and everybody from out of town in their hotels be like, did you see in the news last night? They did a grand master salute start the news. Yeah, it's Arizona. And then they'll leave. Florida's got it figured out. And people still moved in and. Because if you make taxes lower, people will tolerate loads of racism there.

[Brett]

Cities are booming.

[Brady]

Cheaper taxes. Texas, Florida, all those places that are like, we don't have state tax. I'm like, we're moving there. It's a lot of weird white hillbilly racism. Don't care. Working around that. If I don't have to pay state tax, we need to raise state tax. Tax for people who haven't lived here for more than a year. Your first year estate tax is like 41%. They'll never show.

[Dick Toledo]

It'll remind you of California.

[Brady]

They'll feel like, well, they'll just keep driving. And then New Mexico will be like, what in the hell is going on? Because I don't even know what New Mexico is like. It's not Mexico and it's not America. It's this weird hybrid of semi human activity. Anyway, some ideas. So long, la. Congratulations on your win. They play away, right? They're playing Philly. Yeah. So there's no more home games unless Detroit gets upset by Washington.

[John Holmberg]

That's not happening.

[Brady]

Then there's a chance the Rams in Washington will play for the NFC championship. And I don't know if that'll happen here again. Can't imagine that.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know. Those fires haven't been contained.

[Brady]

NFC championship games. A lot of money.

[Dick Toledo]

A lot.

[Brady]

I don't think that they're gonna.

[Brett]

They could use that.

[Brady]

Go Detroit. We'll just give everybody flame retardant shirts and hop in there. We'll be fine. Just anything to keep them coming back.

[Dick Toledo]

Fire blanket.

[Brady]

Come on down to the stadium. Yeah, Just put this on one of those weird silver things that you're supposed to potato up. And if we. We're playing the game in la, let's go to the. What do you got over there?

[John Holmberg]

Dead Kennedy's on the list. Randy Newman, obviously. I love la. Local H, California songs. Presidency, United States F, California. Ray Charles. Hit the Road, Jack the Warning. Raw and Body Count. There goes the neighborhood for all those California people.

[Brady]

Maybe the first time ever. But Ray Charles is about to be played on kup. All right, time to go. This is a great song. Talk about something that holds up. What was it like 1956? You could still play it at a stadium. And people 3 and people 90. They all know it.

[John Holmberg]

There isn't a single Batman drawer. New flag.

[Brady]

He's already. That's a little too heavy on the Confederate Flag. I didn't say the whole bottom of it. Like, maybe just like a. You know. Remember, picture in picture, TVs that size. Like in the bottom right corner.

[John Holmberg]

Like the mtv. Like when they put the band names at the very bottom.

[Brady]

Even more. Like you said the mtv. Like the logo when you turn it down. TV is down in there. I don't need the whole bottom of the thing to be.

[John Holmberg]

Well, this would definitely work.

[Brady]

That makes me want to move. That's too much. No, no. Or maybe even just take the star from our flag and. And oddly enough, have the. The X with the bars and like. What's that? Have people kind of notice it, but not notice it, and then nobody bats an eye. We immediately change that mountain back to Squaw Peak. Stop acting like we. We want them here. We've got enough we. This is a nice amount of people. We're full. We're all full up. We just keep it like this. Yep. Ray Charles, everybody. For you folks from la. Sorry about your tragedy. I really am. As a human, I really feel absolutely terrible.

[John Holmberg]

But you should go back and support.

[Brady]

No, no. Now.

[John Holmberg]

Get them. Yeah.

[Brady]

Out of my town. Yeah, you guys need to go back there and start digging out, help out. That's right. I thought you meant me. No, no, I'm doing that. I'm not going over there. Yeah, it's time to go. Look what happened to you. When you guys in LA were like, isn't it great over here? Look what happened. You moved every sad person in. You forget, happy people don't leave their towns. Only sad losers show up and relocate on their own because of the weather. It's Ray Charles. Goodbye, people from la. Enjoy your bus rides home. It's out of control now. 98k, you PD catchphrase. No matter what she did or what we did, she bitched that things here were backwards. And in New Hampshire, it was different. I finally snapped one day and said, bitch, there's a reason your sad, ugly ass left New Hampshire. Maybe a little Drew Barrymore on that. Got into a huge fight at work and I was gonna get fired. But the next day she said she quit and she was moving back anyway. I kept my job because everyone at work knew I was right. We hated her. Keep preaching. Ready? Signed Jefferson. Then it says, not funny, Brett, because, of course, he's half black and half Italian. They named him Jefferson Spagnolo. Yeah, I know. Everybody's all over it. The 311 got slipped into the show because it was punishment.

[John Holmberg]

Jefferson.

[Brady]

That's right. We had a girl at Tony Roma's that moved here and all. She said these aren't like the boys in Buffalo. We said the way weirdest way of saying Buffalo I've ever heard. Buffalo.

[Kenny]

This is different than Buffalo, right?

[Brady]

You moved from Buffalo cuz your absolute life wasn't working embrace here.

[Kenny]

I met a boy the other night, but he's nothing like the boys back in Buffalo.

[Brady]

Right? Those boys didn't like you, left you lonely, you moved here. Here. Then the great Bill Osborne, my life mentor, the worst life mentor of all time. Always will be described as physically Gene Wilder and audibly Jack Nicholson. I told you when you hired her that girls from another town are going to just leave eventually. You wasted everyone's time here, John. Never hire someone from somewhere else because they're just bringing their sadness here. This is a utopia. Hope for a new start. And it never works. Sure enough, six months later, moving back.

[Kenny]

To Buffalo, it's too hard here. The boys here aren't the same as the ones back in Buffalo.

[Brett]

Buffalo's like New York Amish.

[Brady]

I don't know what she was. It. She said it constantly. It became her thing. Like this. This is different than the way things were back in Buffalo. If she started that sentence, you just wanted to hit her in the head with a pan. Like there's a reason you're not involved Buffalo anymore in Buffalo. Like the place you left because you were going to kill yourself and you needed sunlight. Right?

[Kenny]

But back in Buffalo.

[Brady]

Quit reminiscing about the suicide snow.

[Dick Toledo]

F you shy.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, it wasn't even shores don't even compare to shy. Don't even start bringing that in. Don't intermingle those things. Sh. He's awesome. People from Buffalo. Then I see like 10 years later I run into some friends from Tony Roma's and she's there. There. Tanya moved back from Buffalo.

[Brett]

Right. Back in the.

[Kenny]

I met a guy and then I moved back to Buffalo and then he broke up with me and I got sad again so I moved to the happy place.

[John Holmberg]

How'd she look? Like a Buffalo broad.

[Brady]

She was cute, actually. She went to. She came here. She was Buffalo. And then as she kind of hung around the temp Scottsdale area, she. Yeah, she got Arizona clean. And then. And then moved back to Buffalo and she was a superstar. I can imagine. It was almost like rehab. Like she got rid of all those Buffalo things, went back tan with abs, looked great and then went to Buffalo and then all those big fat, you know, Bill's mafia started to hump her again. She started putting on some weight and realized I gotta get back over to the spa. And I guess she moved back here. She was really sweet, but, man, if I heard another word about Buffalo when.

[Kenny]

I get back to Buffalo.

[Brady]

Paul Sura is from Buffalo, right?

[John Holmberg]

That's all you need to say.

[Brady]

That's all you need to say. That's the guys. That was who she was getting laid on by £300 of like. Just stop moving around. Jesus Christ. I hate people. Roll over. I don't want to look in your eyes.

[Kenny]

I'm moving.

[Brady]

Never hire anyone who hasn't lived here for at least three years. Just. You got to remember that whatever grand television show they watch that led them here is a mirage. They're not going to find their dreams. Soon they'll be moving back to Rochester where they belong. Bill was right. Always ask that in a job interview. I don't even know if that's legal. So where are you from? Oh, I'm from Buffalo. Oh, yeah. What brings you here?

[Kenny]

Well, my boyfriend and I broke up.

[Brady]

You know what? I'm gonna cut it off here. Thank you for your time. You're escaping a bad relationship and you think this is the. It's not. This is. There's no magic water here. Hit the road. Jack was solid, by the way. It's time now for Brady to give us all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady report. Then we say Brady report.

[Brett]

A good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Brady]

Hello, world.

[Brett]

Happy organize your home day.

[Brady]

All right, I know where it is.

[Dick Toledo]

A couple of organized not find.

[Brady]

Oh, all over the place. My house is in one spot.

[Brett]

Couple basis fun facts. Cleopatra lived closer to the debut of the iPhone than the building of the great pyramid.

[Brady]

Say that again.

[Brett]

Cleopatra lived closer to the debut of the iPhone than the building of the great pyramid. The pyramid was finished in 2440 BC.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's a lot longer.

[Brett]

Cleopatra was born 2471 years ago in 69 B.C. all right. And the iPhone debuted in 2007, which was 2076 years after her birth.

[Brady]

It's an interesting thing that should have never been thought of.

[Brett]

The words high brow and low brow came from phrenology, which is an old pseudoscience that measured people's intelligence by the shape of their head.

[Brady]

It still holds.

[Brett]

People with the high brow lines were considered more intelligent.

[Brady]

You people with low eyebrows are dumb. I just did it to you. And you started laughing the second you get Neanderthal eyes, which was a great song in the 80s. Neanderthal eyes sing that ambrosia version. But yeah, it's still a thing. You see somebody with eyebrows that are in a good spot, you trust them a little more. Eyebrows are a big. Tell those dudes that have that protruding mandible. No mandibles down here. What's this one called? The one across your eyes. The one above your eyes. That big bubble that steroid users get. And their eyebrows are low.

[Brett]

Geico. Caveman.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah. Because you're a caveman. Because you're dumb as a caveman. Statement. Highbrow and low brow are very real. Too high. You just look curious.

[Brett]

Just like there are earthquakes on earth. There are moonquakes, sun quakes and Mars quakes.

[Brady]

That's why those Mexican girls that draw their eyebrows on, they just look like forever inquisitive. I've never seen anybody like make me look like I'm not sure of anything. Please.

[Brett]

Yesterday when Brett. We were talking about the. The surgery on BBLS and breast augmentations. Cosmetic surgery. They were doing brow lifts. Who was the same doctor you pulled up. Oh, for the example. And they showed.

[Brady]

What was the thing though. We weren't talking about bbl removing ribs. Rib remover. That's right. Okay.

[Brett]

But he pulled up a doctor that would do that.

[Brady]

Eyebrows.

[Brett]

And on the website he was doing the.

[Brady]

Yeah. Facelifts and brow lifts are normal. That's a normal thing because you don't want your eyes to scrunch down over your eyebrows. Scrunched down over your eyes. You look stupid. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

But the painted on eyebrows.

[Brady]

Oh, that's just silly. Too far.

[Dick Toledo]

You're one expression all day until you wipe that off.

[Brady]

Which is holy. I don't know how you say that in Spanish, but all those girls down there look like that.

[Brett]

A poll of 2,000Americans found that 97% of us are sick and tired of one thing or another.

[Brady]

That's right.

[Brett]

And 3% apparently feel fine about the state of the world.

[Brady]

I hate them. I'm angry at one thing or another.

[Brett]

Misinformation online. 86% and includes biased reporting in the news, politics and government. 84% tired of it.

[Brady]

So we're exposed to again. I said this 10 years ago. The second you take away everyday TV and start making it dealer's choice all the time, we're going to lose connection. The only thing we have in common currently to talk about is politics. Have you seen the new Squid Games Toledo?

[Dick Toledo]

I haven't yet.

[Brady]

We can't talk about it.

[Dick Toledo]

I know.

[Brady]

You know Trump's getting inaugurated on Monday.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Any thoughts? We could go back and forth for hours. Well, you may not. You might be boring enough to have no thoughts. But most people that you ask that question.

[Dick Toledo]

No, not on that.

[Brady]

Have a thought about Trump or the politics or whatever. But if I ask you about Squid Games, you have to have seen it. We don't have commonalities. We don't have meaningless commonalities anymore. TV did this. The effect. They keep worrying about that with kids and violence and sex on tv. What they need to do is have commonalities back. I used to love coming to school on Friday to talk about the Cosby show and Cheers and what we watched the night before. And we all saw it.

[Dick Toledo]

So I have to be upset that we can't talk about Gossip Girl because I've been two seasons in on that because that's what occupies my couch at night.

[Brett]

Right.

[Brady]

You have to cuck the television, too.

[Dick Toledo]

No, no, no. I'm doing other stuff.

[Brady]

You just go in the other room.

[Dick Toledo]

I ended up doing it.

[Brady]

Yeah. Jesus Christ. You need to move back to Buffalo.

[John Holmberg]

Poor little fella.

[Dick Toledo]

She's 48 episodes in.

[Brady]

Gossip Girl takes over the man.

[John Holmberg]

You watched 48 episodes?

[Dick Toledo]

No, no, she has already. In, like a week.

[Brett]

She's binging. She's heavy binging.

[Brady]

She's dodging, too.

[Dick Toledo]

That too.

[Brady]

Might as well just put skunk spray on. It works.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, I'll go outside.

[Brady]

I'm just going to watch a few hours of Gossip Girl if you want to join me. Of course I don't want to join you. I know what you're doing.

[Brett]

In a new survey, you might as.

[Brady]

Well just stick your wing in a box of saltines. It's going to be wetter.

[John Holmberg]

Or a horse nose.

[Brett]

In a new survey, one in five people between the ages of 18 and 27 claim they couldn't change a light bulb and would just hire someone else to do it. Especially if it was a ceiling light.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Brett]

Because going up a ladder would be too dangerous.

[Brady]

I'll tell you this in full disclosure. I've got these weird LED lights for my patio. I have no idea how to change them.

[Brett]

That's what they're saying. The screwable light bulbs are being phased out for LED lamps. In the last 10 to 20 years, the report found that the Gen Zers are spending more than 1500 bucks a year on average, calling in pros to do basic jobs that they could probably do themselves. It's five times what boomers spend on stuff like that.

[Brady]

I call Scotty from Margie Mays, Christmas and light Decor. Like, hey, I got a couple of dim ones around the patio here. And they're not the bulbs like the ones you obviously can screw in and out. They're fine. The ones that plug in sometimes have a little clicker. I get that. But these are like strips.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, those.

[Brady]

Yeah. It's almost like tape.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. And there's some that you can clip and I'm not.

[Brady]

You can bring materials in.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Hire a guy. Well, that's.

[Dick Toledo]

Boomers were troubleshooters. In your words.

[Brady]

Fiddle farts. I don't know. I'm not. First off, you're a boomer. I'm no boomer. I didn't say you were a boomer. No, no, no, no. Don't you start that. Either way, I can't figure it out.

[Dick Toledo]

Or Gen X.

[Brady]

And I. It makes me miss the old light bulb.

[Brett]

The survey also found that a lot of gen zers don't know how to do basic car maintenance. Even cleaning it, they're saying. Or hanging picture frames. Some didn't recognize common tools, like a wrench.

[Brady]

Cleaning your car. You're just being lazy. You can figure out how to clean your car.

[Brett]

You can troubleshoot that.

[Brady]

Now, maybe you can't go over to the car wash and figure out all the stuff. Maybe you're too stupid to understand how that works.

[John Holmberg]

A hose bucket and a sponge.

[Brady]

That's right. You make everything so clear.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus Christ.

[Brady]

How do I figure all these materials out?

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know if he's ever used it, but I gave Alex a set of tools for Christmas.

[Brady]

He sold those. Oh, yeah. Those are gone. Those are like. Those are hanging around.

[John Holmberg]

Call Byron. He's probably got him.

[Brady]

I was gonna say that.

[John Holmberg]

You can get him back.

[Dick Toledo]

What do I need?

[Brady]

There's no way he kept tools laying around the house. That kid's.

[Brett]

He must have been excited about that.

[Brady]

Oh, tools. Oh, great. This is awesome. I can see. Start doing handyman stuff around him. Bye. How much for the tools? Those were gone before the little adhesive from the sticky bow you had on him was even worn off.

[Dick Toledo]

I think he actually used them on his other car before it crapped out. So I'm sure that's why it crapped out.

[Brady]

Well, we both know where his tools are. Yeah, they're not anywhere in that apartment.

[John Holmberg]

12Th street in Indian schools. Go to my money pond. You can pick up Alex's tools right.

[Brady]

Now for Alex's tools, sure. He's got a whole room of them. And then, to Brady's credit, another knock on the door where it's common now to hear. I'm here for Alex's Tool Eggo.

[John Holmberg]

What's up?

[Brady]

What's up? Rents, too.

[Brett]

WalletHub did the survey of the best and worst states to raise a family. You kind of mentioned it a little bit this morning about where we finished. Arizona.

[Brady]

Worst. Yep, we're the worst LA by far. Yep.

[Brett]

41St.

[John Holmberg]

All right, we're good.

[Brady]

Still pretty bad.

[Dick Toledo]

That's not great. No, that's the lower, lowest, fifth.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, no, we're in bad shape. Then the arrows pointing down everybody who's in town from elsewhere. Place ain't so good.

[Brett]

Number one was Massachusetts, then Minnesota, then North Dakota, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New York, Illinois, Wisconsin, Maine, Connecticut. That's the top 10.

[John Holmberg]

And most of those suck.

[Brett]

But as far as Arizona, we were 48th in education, the highest rank that we got in the. Where was it there? It was ranked 10 in family fun rank.

[Brady]

Oh, you know, fun with your family around. Hiking and swimming, I guess. No, Scott, my light guy already got me back. He goes, hey, do you need me to put you on the schedule to come screw in your light bulbs? No, Scott, that's not what I was talking about. The screwy ones I can still do.

[John Holmberg]

You're just gonna use your phone light instead.

[Brady]

That's what I. Well, I have on the back patio.

[Dick Toledo]

There's those tape lights everywhere.

[Brady]

No, no, on the back patio. The. The lights, the sconces have LED lights in them. Well, no, they're not bulbs. I don't know what these things are. They're dots. And so I walk by and it's a glass case and they look like an old school, but there's no bulb in it. And then I noticed that one of them is dim. And I went over and I'm like, well, I'll figure this out.

[Dick Toledo]

A bunch of them in this?

[Brady]

No, no, like the light itself. Like on the. You know, around your garage when you have two lights.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay, okay.

[Brady]

One of them is dim.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, one of them.

[Brady]

So I went over it and I'm like, I'll just change that. And I looked in there and I'm like, I've never seen anything as difficult and confusing. I just put my head under it. I'm like, that's where spiders live now. I'm not going in there. So. So yes, in a few weeks, Scott, I'm going to need you to come by and help me out with those. But not the screwy light bulbs. I can do that.

[Brett]

Got a couple of quick radio videos.

[John Holmberg]

You have one? Oh, the other one didn't come through.

[Dick Toledo]

The other one didn't come through. Oh, which one?

[John Holmberg]

Do you have the Instagram one?

[Brady]

Do you know what that is?

[Brett]

The dude at the riot basically kicking the.

[Brady]

Oh, we got somebody rioting on a bus. Oh, he's just. Oh, he goes crazy and just start mine. Oh, he's beating up a bus.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, water can.

[Brady]

Oh, there's water can. What country is this?

[Brett]

Come on, hit me.

[Brady]

What country is this in? Oh, and they hit him with a hose. Oh, no.

[John Holmberg]

Nice.

[Brady]

Well, they're hosing people off now. That broad just saw it and said, yeah, that's enough rioting. What's he kicking? Just a. Like an armored truck.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the riot truck.

[Brady]

Is this in the States?

[Dick Toledo]

Can't be.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, LA people. This was in downtown Phoenix yesterday. This happens daily.

[Brady]

This was at the. What used to be called Patriots Square, but unfortunately it's gotten so far.

[John Holmberg]

This happens daily here.

[Brady]

So all you LA people are here.

[Brett]

A big debate. You can't use right? Water.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

And then did you see how much water we wasted? Los Angelenos. Oh, this place is a. It's a tragedy.

[John Holmberg]

I wouldn't do it.

[Brady]

You need to go home. Look at all that water that you guys could have used on fires that we're just hosing people off with.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the other one was unavailable.

[Brett]

Now we had a Guinness World Record. 468People in West Palm Beach, Florida dressed up as dinosaurs on Friday to break the Guinness World record. This record was 252. They did it during those inflatable like velociraptor T. Rex deals. They did it.

[Brady]

Good for them.

[John Holmberg]

Don't put a record out for anything.

[Brady]

What a valuable use of time, somebody said. I heard that Alex got Toledo's tools. They were handed down from Toledo's father. The metal toolbox was full of heavy duty tools and tied to Toledo's ankles as a baby when he threw him in the lake. It's a family tradition to pass those tools down. One thing my dad didn't want me to not have was tools. Even in the afterlife when he threw me in that water tied to the box. Ah, he got his tools, but then your son sold them. All right, Matt, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right, we'll start with Crandall's videos. I don't know if this is real or what, but we'll play it anyway. You guys, you guys can decide.

[Brady]

Oh, somebody's chopping up their thigh over the toilet with. Oh, man, that is a very. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Can't tell if.

[Brady]

Oh, it is. It's a forearm. It's the lower end, it looked like a leg hanger.

[John Holmberg]

It looks real, but I don't know.

[Brady]

I think that's real because that forearm doesn't look healthy. Oh, my God. Just sliced themselves wide open from the mid. Like from their elbow to mid arm towards the wrist with a razor. And I mean, look at. Yeah, their arms are all chopped up. The other arm is just scarred beyond belief. There's not a lot of blood there, which means they got that tied off somewhere we can't see. Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

This one's entitled. Let me fix that for you.

[Brady]

Oh, it looks like a hot dog in a microwave split in half. At least they were decent enough to bleed over the toilet. Oh, this is somebody who's been in an accident. There's their leg on this one. There's the leg bone. That's a lot of it.

[John Holmberg]

And he just threw his leg back under.

[Brady]

Right. You just move the leg back over.

[John Holmberg]

And then it'll reattach.

[Brady]

Put a towel over the bone, more.

[Brett]

Or less for the street.

[Brady]

Sure, sure. That's Philippines Medical unit came by and just tossed a towel over the exposed bone. I'm glad there's no sound of that because I assume that's a lot of Filipino screaming.

[John Holmberg]

How about this?

[Brady]

All right, this is a person who's. Is that a head? What is that? Yeah, with a street sign.

[Dick Toledo]

What's in it?

[John Holmberg]

Like a street sign pole or something?

[Brett]

Oh, no.

[Brady]

My goodness. And it's right through. And there's an eyeball. Okay, I see it. Now there's an ear. Okay, thank you for that. Next. Good Lord.

[Brett]

Who brought him in?

[Brady]

Yeah, did he walk in on his own? I have a couple minutes left. I think. You guys want to help out? Sure.

[Kenny]

Isn't the way it.

[John Holmberg]

Big girl down.

[Brady]

All right. There's a fat girl making out with a guy or raping him. I'm not sure he wants to be there. He looks normal sized. She's huge. Oh, here we go. Oh, the wall. She's leaning on brakes. Oh, she's got her top down. Around. He was doing it with her behind that wall. And they broke the wall. She is very large now.

[John Holmberg]

You realize the walls, they can see me very naked.

[Brady]

The world can see. And now the most embarrassed person in this video is the skinny guy just got caught banging a giant. Her getting up skills are weak. Man, look at that. Belly off. Does she have a hiatal hernia? Am I seeing that right? Right. I think her belly button sticking out.

[John Holmberg]

A good foot fence going down.

[Brady]

Is that a. A wooden. That's a Permanent fence. That's not a temp fence.

[Brett]

What happened is he.

[Brady]

She leans into that fence. She went. She went one leg lift up the. You know, he tried. He tried to get cute and lift a leg. His pants came down. He's like, I'm going to go in this thing. And she's not strong enough to balance that incredible titanic tummy on one leg. She's going over. Good lord. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I'll just let this video speak for itself.

[Brady]

You can't bang fat girls standing up. What's wrong with you?

[John Holmberg]

Bang them anyway.

[Brady]

All right. Brett's right. You can't bank fat girls anyway. What's the matter with you? Especially outside fences that don't have at least 3 foot footer. They gotta have a. You gotta look down and see the post that the fence is in and make sure that there's a circle of cement in the bottom. That's in the earth.

[Brett]

She was a bridesmaid. That was a little break from the party. Back to the party.

[John Holmberg]

All right. And this one, I'll just let it speak for itself.

[Brady]

All right. You want that in your mouth? Oh, my God. It's some sort of weird giant vagina That's. Oh, that thing's. She can make it talk. That thing's hanging down a good two inches. She's been. She spent a ton of money on her breast implants and not. And her tattoos and her lips and then that crab claw and then. Yeah, that.

[Brett]

What is that?

[Brady]

It looks like an old pinata. Should have been attached to most of that. That is. That is the most hanging us down thing I've ever seen that. Want it? No, I want it to go away. I wouldn't even know what to start that. She keeps making it flap its gums. It looks like you want that in your mouth. It looks like Mick Jagger's trying to escape after he lost all his teeth. Oh, when it opens up, it's Homer Simpson's mouth.

[John Holmberg]

She can control it, too.

[Brady]

That's if you turn it down. And when it opens. If you do the thing she's going to do, she can kind of control it, Right?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And she does a sexy dance. She's kept herself in shape. Shape for the most part. She's not great looking.

[John Holmberg]

That thing's a real Jim Henson Hernandez.

[Brady]

Yeah. But when it opens up. Yeesh. It should just.

[Brett]

I can't believe.

[Brady]

Every time it open. Every time it opens up, you should go. She's moving around in front of the camera. Every time she does. When it's open, I'm gonna Make a noise here in a second when it opens. Looks just like Omer's mouth.

[Dick Toledo]

It's like it's gasping for air.

[Brady]

Hello, Flanders.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

And we'll end there.

[Dick Toledo]

That's got to be some kind of record.

[Brady]

All right. That or the fat girl who broke the fence.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, that.

[Brett]

That.

[Brady]

No kidding. Yes, you're right.

[Dick Toledo]

Why?

[Brady]

Because you didn't know until you saw it that it was bad. At least you could find it with the fat girl. You knew from jump that it wasn't gonna look good.

[Brett]

At least you could find better chance she'll stay upright.

[Brady]

You can do more stuff with her. And plus, afterwards, you can grab that thing and just go. Look, Bart, there's two things. Like a woman.

[Dick Toledo]

John, after watching that video, which I haven't seen, obviously through the radio, is it easier to understand why a guy.

[Brady]

Would put his in a nose? You know, that's true.

[Dick Toledo]

Nostrils.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Brady]

Go. I just want to open it and close it. I want to draw a little home rise on it.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, send it to Jose.

[Brady]

Stupid Flanders. I would make her vagina say stupid Flanders all the time. AI. Stupid Flanders.

[Kenny]

Stop making my vagina sound like Homer.

[Brady]

Stop making it look like Homer.

[Dick Toledo]

Go back to Buffalo.

[Brady]

Now.

[Kenny]

I'm gonna take this giant thing back to Buffalo.

[Brady]

Don't. Don't do that, Marge. It was Homer's mouth. When she was asleep, I'd put big dentures in it. Like, huge teeth.

[Brett]

Or was that a dude?

[Brady]

Is there anything a donut can't do? No, that wasn't a dude braid. You should know the difference by now. That was a protruding vagina. Those exist. That's a real thing thing.

[Dick Toledo]

And you can't.

[Brady]

That's.

[Dick Toledo]

You're 20, 25. You got to stop saying that's not real.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's real, man. You should know by now.

[Dick Toledo]

It's all too real.

[Brady]

It's all too real. You want that to be something spectacularly weird. That's just a lady who's got a problem with her. Her grab bag. I would make it do all sorts of fun stuff. Scooby. Yeah. Me. That would make him have everything. Ooh, chocolate. Half off. There you go, everybody. That is your Brady report with that thing at the end. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98. Morning sickness. We're moving along, Taya. Tuesday's flying along. That means we're getting ever so close to the big party we're having over there at the the Four peaks. It's the 28th, right? 28th. We're gonna go over to Tempe and unveil all the bottles. I just got an email from a guy that said, hey, if I order Homeburg Bound online and then I'm first one of the first 98 in line, do I get the glass? No, you're gonna be one of the first 98 to order, and that's pretty close. So if you're still ordering the six pack, get your commemorative bottle and your commemorative glass. If you're one of the first 98. I haven't paid attention since last week. I don't know where we're standing on how many orders are out, how many six packs have sold, but I know that there's. The taps are flowing over there. The Holmberg Bound is moving at Four Peaks right now. So if you want to hop over there and grab it, it's on tap. The bottles will be available starting on the 28th, just for a select few who have [e-mail] all of it goes to help our friends at the Humane Society, which is always good, good. So you can order your beer now, 98kpd.com and join us on the 28th at 6:00, Four Peaks Brewing for the Homburg Bound release. Which is great. We'll be guzzling that beer and helping out the little fuzzy creatures and the people who do all the great work at the Humane Society. Got to love them. Almost called you Brett on Channel 3 in the news on Sunday morning, they do their Sunday sweetheart. And they had a Aussie cattle dog and for some reason reminded me of the one you had. And it was just the sweetest little puppy. I'm like, somebody's got to go get that. I probably did. It was puppies go quick. Most of the time. I was watching also. This is a show that I'm fascinated by. I don't know if you guys paid attention to Balin Dupree, you know, Bailin Out Loud.

[Dick Toledo]

Is it out? I thought it was out next week.

[Brady]

Came out a couple days ago. The first episode's out. And she's. She's got Tourette syndrome. And she's funny, like, really funny. And she does things. So to wind it up where she. It's constant. Her tics are consistent.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And she's got like 10 million followers on Instagram and she's doing it, but she's. Her. Her show is now on tlc and it just kind of follows her around and, you know, some of the stuff she. I like it when she sees a lot, doesn't it? Well, that's Tourette's. It's a lot of that. Tourette's. Yeah. But she's got a thing where if she sees a bald person, she goes, yep, you're bald. Like every time. It's hilarious. And then she goes, I'm sorry, you're bald. I'm sorry I'm your bald. And then it goes into the thing. Well, it's not easy to be this. I've watched this for a while. Like, she's been at it for a little bit. So people will send me clips of Balin Dupree and if you haven't watched, very entertaining. So I haven't seen the show yet, but I want to watch it. And it is now out. I did watch a girl who has Tourette's who is not Balin Dupree. And she's got a very similar situation, but she's overweight and she has dark hair. And what she does is go on, on social media and find people claiming to have Tourette's and says, whether or not they're real, Right? These are fake. They're faking it. They're. They're, you know, exploiting this for their own gains and trying to be funny. And I can tell when a tick is fake and when it's real. A lot of times it's. When it's the exact same thing. Wind it up like that kind of thing. She does it all the time and it's out of nowhere. There's no reason for it. And a few things should. Baby, baby weenie, she says all the time. Little baby weenie. And she'll do it in the middle of a sentence. She's got a boyfriend, all stuff. But this one girl that has had it, she's like, I felt so sorry for her. She's on TikTok and she's like, I've been doing this for about eight or nine years now, and I've been online. And then she goes crazy with her tics, goes back to what she's saying. And I've been trying to tell people, like, expose what Tourette's is and let people know what it is. And now Balin Dupree is doing it. And I've analyzed it and it's all real. And you can see that it disappointed her because Balin Dupree is also pretty.

[Dick Toledo]

And this one.

[Brady]

And that's why she got the show. The other girl has the same tics, has the same agenda, which is bringing light to the Tourette's world to say.

[Dick Toledo]

Look, are they same age about.

[Brady]

Yeah, but this one looks like she ate Wednesday Addams, and the other one is Baylon Dupree.

[Dick Toledo]

I can't tell. Is she in high school or College?

[Brady]

She's 22. Okay. So the thing about her is, is that if she and I say, if she didn't have beautiful hair, would we be annoyed by her? But because she's pretty, Tourette's is funny. Now, it's not a weird or not.

[Dick Toledo]

If I see those tics out in public because there's a couple people that went to Alex's school at it, I giggle.

[Brady]

Oh, it's hilarious. But that's the thing. The point being, if. If you say that exact same thing, Big Wednesday Addams comes in and starts going, rip. Rip. Wanted. You're like. And you feel bad. Baelin does it, and it's like, yeah, but you're pretty. It's okay. Little baby weenie. Yeah, little baby weenie. And you're like, she's adorable. It just goes to show you that we wouldn't care about your disease as much if you were also, like, blessed with amazing hair. She's got great hair. Like Shelly Boggs. Super Nintendo Shelly Boggs. Incredible hair. If she started just having tics and being crazy, you'd still be like, that's Jodi Arias. I just got the picture of her. If she sat at a bar dressed as good as she looked in the picture that was sent and told you what she did, and then at the end said, do you want to get a room? There isn't a guy on the planet. Be like, you know what? Yes, that sounds great. Like, pretty wins. Is it fair? No. But would Baylon Dupree have a TV show and be the spokesperson for Tourette's? If it was about the Tourette's, it is not. Because that fat girl that's been doing this online for years never got any attention because we watch her have tics and we're like, well, if I laughed at her, I'd feel bad. Balin's boyfriend's there. He's handsome. She's just as cute as can be. Yip. Yep. Mother. No, baby weenie. It's like, there's something really wrong with her. But she's so cute. I don't care. The fat girl does it like you're bald. Like, hey, you. I'm sorry. I have Tourette's. I don't give a ugly. And just kind of more it like, she wants to expose Tourette's to the people and say, understand me. But we wouldn't if she wasn't Pretty. And that's. It's casting a light more on society and how we view things rather than. It is our interest in like, wow. I really want to be more accepting. No, we're not. If she had bad hair and was out of shape and like, didn't. Wasn't pretty enough and her boyfriend was a pig and man, they'd just be a. Maybe you get a documentary out of. You're not getting a TV show.

[Brett]

So the show will be.

[Brady]

Well, there's. That's the extreme to the other side.

[Brett]

And how many seasons they have.

[Brady]

Yeah, but I mean, you're. You're talking about apples and. And landmines. Totally different. You're not going to find beautiful thousand pound girls. The. The whole. They called it thousand pound sisters. Watch that. That's P.T. barnum stuff. Pretty girl with Tourette's.

[John Holmberg]

A Springer type.

[Brady]

Yeah. Pretty girl with Tourette's. You pay attention to ugly girl with Tourette's. You're like, ah, freak. And you just ignore sad. It takes a beautiful person to make us go, I'm interested in Tourette's. But it is funny when she does it. The other girl can shut up and you know, she's tried so hard. But when you watch her video of like, I've done the exact same thing for a decade. I've got 154 followers. Worse. Balin has 9 million. You're bald. Yeah, the fat one calls me names. I might take a swing at her. Balin does it and I'm like, you're huge. Freak. You can't be serious. You can't just scream you're bald at someone. You.

[Kenny]

Sorry, I have a disease.

[Brady]

Well, take it somewhere else. Balin's like, you're bald. Like, Yep. But it's on now if you want to watch. She's very funny. I don't know if she means to be. Her family's funny.

[John Holmberg]

I couldn't hang out with her. I'd be just laughing.

[Brady]

Oh, I'd be down. Well, that's what her boyfriend does, which makes you comfortable with it. These incredibly attractive people are dealing with something really weird. And, you know, if they were ugly, we wouldn't care. It's stupid. But if you want to watch, it's on there. The other thing I've been watching is the final installment. The last episodes of the Curious Case of Natalia Grace.

[Brett]

I don't know.

[Brady]

It's time we put her.

[Brett]

I don't mind.

[John Holmberg]

It's the last.

[Brady]

Oh, maybe not. It's time we put her down. By the way, she's with a new family, and she's destroyed their lives. So there's a group of little people that took her in. They kidnapped her because she begged them to please come get me. My parents are abusive. I have to get out of here. And they're like, you. You were my last hope. And they drive all the way to Tennessee, have a meeting point, stuff her in a van, and get her out. And now she's like, I don't really want to be here. I love my family a lot. Like. And now then they're. And they're all Midge.

[Brett]

Is that the. Okay, so away from the pastor family.

[Brady]

The pastor's gone. That's who's. That's who she escapes from.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Brady]

So she goes to this Midge family that she knew when she was real little, and they have a baby that's like her, and they're little, and the whole house is, like, retrofitted to where she can reach the sink. It's perfect for. And she's living with them, but she's not giving them a penny. And now the. Now the husband. 34 years with the Midge wife. And they're, like, special, too. They're not normal Midge. They've got extra Midge. He's leaving her. He's like, I told you not to do this. And so Natalia Grace is.

[Brett]

Because of Natalia.

[Brady]

Yeah, because she came in and just so she masturbates too loud and they can hear. They had to text her to say, stop. Well, it's pretty good stuff. It's a pretty good show. But we keep examining, like, why these people like this last. If you followed the Curious case of Natalia Grace, the first couple shows, you felt sorry for her because she was, like, eight with pubes and came in and the family adopted her, saw the pubes, and, like, bought her an apartment and made her live by herself because they thought she was 20, but it turned out she was, like, 8. So she lived on her own for a while. Then some other family said, this is wrong, and they stuffed her in an attic and then moved away. And then she couldn't work the stairs, so she was in there for a while. Then this pastor comes along. He's not a real pastor. He's a bishop. Not a real bishop. He started his own church, calls himself Bishop, and all he does is collect checks of orphans. So he does it. He legally kind of takes custody of these kids and then gets 700 bucks a month for each one he's got eight. It doesn't seem to be enough. Like, seven kids for that's too much like you better. I better be making a million bucks a year if I've got seven kids I didn't want in the first place. But. So she leaves them and this new midge family takes her in and they're like sweet and wonderful and nice. And then she starts rubbing her being too loud to this guy she knows in England named Neil. And Neil and her are in love.

[Brett]

That's what she said next.

[Brady]

Oh, no, well, that's what I said if there is one. But they've made it. So you're not going to follow her anymore. She, where she goes, she burns the place down. So the crazy part is I think Neil, her boyfriend in uk, told his friends at a pub, you know, I've been doing, I've been texting back and forth that Natalia. Grace, you pig. Neil, you're not really doing that, are you? I'll show you. Watch this, mate. Hey, love, what's up? Why don't you show me that? Hoo. And then she'll take a picture of her, her weird crippled huey and then fire it over to him. And he's so. He's like the catalyst for why the bishop didn't want her there anymore is because her and Neil were having an improper relationship and he was turning. He was putting Satan in her head and making her hate the family. And so whenever anything goes wrong with the family that the, the bishop starts screaming, Satan, you a liar. Like, he loses. He's nuts too. But then they had to text her and go, hey, you're a 22 year old girl, you're adult, you're allowed to do what you want. But if you could rub your bean a little quieter, we're trying to sleep, that'd be nice. And she's like, oh, sorry, I didn't know you could hear me. And you're moaning with Neil. So Neil's off in the uk, but there's no way Neil's gonna meet her. So I. Because there was one point where they're like, Neil. They tried to show a picture Neil, and it was blurry. And then it said on the screen. Neil has asked to remain anonymous throughout the. For his anonymity for safety reasons. And I'm like, no, Neil does not want people to know back in England that he's doing this because this has been a joke with Neil and his friends at the pub for a while. See if you can get Natalia to send pictures of her cans.

[Brett]

Oh my God, she did it.

[Brady]

All right, nice. Open up points on me. I Got the shots we've been begging for? I have. In my hands. Natalia, Grace, naked and masturbating. I told you. Ten quid each. I told you. Oh, my God, he's done it. Asia Quid, mate. Nice work. Let's see those things. Good Christ, they're worse than I thought. Now you have her with her club foot out, right? Yeah, I talked her into that. Into using her foot, like, trying to suck on that since her face is so close to it. The first place they've asked me to be in the documentary. I. I gotta go. Stay anonymous, Neil. People, you can't be the guy. They'll find us out.

[Brett]

That'll be the third version of the. The Gentleman.

[Brady]

There's something. There's a pub in England right now with a bunch of dudes going, neil's getting too close. They gotta find us. Right? I love you, too. Like, that's the fun part is they'll have him on the phone and the whole documentary on time. They love you. What? Love you. He's like, all right, you're right. I love you too. Okay, I'll talk later. Close call, mates. She's certain that she's coming out here, but nobody will buy her ticket. She's asking me for money. Don't do it, Neil. 10,000 quid, Neil, if you bang her at the bar.

[Dick Toledo]

Show me the 10.

[Brady]

All right. Yeah. Break out. Give me five up front. Five up front. You pay the airfare. We'll get Natalia Grace here. I'll pick her up the airport, Heathrow, and I'll badger right here at the bar.

[Brett]

That's where it's going.

[Brady]

Well, that's not a show, Brady. That's not a show. No producers putting that on tv. That is violence. That's not right. If you found out that this was a bar bet, you can't have it on tv. But I'm the one speculating that the bar bet is actually happening. That's why Neil remains blurry on the show and everybody else isn't. I'd rather not show my face in this. But I thought you loved her, Right? I still don't want people to know that, but you've overcome so much. You met online. She had a relationship with a guy from the Middle east as well, right before she met Neil. Neil online. And she was rubbing her bean a.

[Dick Toledo]

Lot for the Middle Eastern guy.

[Brady]

Yeah, and sending him shots he's not supposed to. Well, that's what they're worried about. So the. So the bishop's like Satan alive. He gonna have. Is this Neil Gonna traffic her. And he thinks that Neil wants her to fly to the UK So we can sell her to sheiks and stuff. Nobody's trafficking that I didn't get in traffic. Traffic something that's a little bit more valuable. You're not getting top dollar for Natalia Grace in the trafficking market. I'll tell you right now, dying, that's something that Larry and I would do. But yeah, $100,000. You can't get Natalia Grace to masturbate to you on the phone by Friday. And then you start doing the text, what's up, love? And he's doing it. So I am fascinated. There's one more episode left, but she has just scorched earth right behind her. Right through this new family's house to where this one guy who found a match 34 years ago with another lady with the same little person's disease he has. And it's not just Midge. They've got something special. Like you can't hit them too hard of their spinal collapse. They're Caleb's sort of this particular type of little person syndrome. Like if you, if you bump them too hard, their spines break and then they're paralyzed. And they're always talking about that, like, ah, you could have paralyzed me. Like, they're worried about it constantly. Which you would be if you were like bumped. If you're walking that spinal tightrope every.

[Dick Toledo]

Day, you're a little tense about that stuff.

[Brady]

Ah, careful. But he told his, he told his wife, look, I'm going to go out on the market. If you keep her in her house, I'm just going to try to find something else. And it is a short, smart person. His options are limited. He's a middle aged tiny man, him wandering out as a single guy. He's got the match, he's got the. He's the love of a lifetime firehouse in his hands. He can't let her go. But Natalia is such a horrible human being. And it's no longer do I feel sorry for Natalia Grace. She is an awful mother who was ruined lives across the nation and now jumps the pond to Neil. Will there be another show with Neil? If Neil's smart and takes the check, he will do it. But Neil is the funniest part. If you watch this and because women will buy it, oh, my God, she found love. I'm like, no, there's a dude in a pub getting naked pictures of a freak.

[Dick Toledo]

You only understood the male brain.

[Brady]

When you're around your. I'm watching that. I'm like, oh, boy, Neil, I know what you're doing the second he blurred out. Rather not be seen, if you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, but you're on the phone. I'll be in the documentary. Just don't show me on Facebook and stuff. Don't. That's illegal. I'll sue you. I want to get a little tight, mates. I've got a lot of heat on me to show my face on. Natalia Gray cell. But then they'll know, Neil. Right, I'm not gonna do it.

[Brett]

My wife wouldn't appreciate it.

[Brady]

Hundred quid. Neil says that you can't get her to put a wooden spoon in there. Whole new quid. Let me see it. Morning, love. What's going on?

[Dick Toledo]

All right, Nigel, you hold the hundred quid.

[Brady]

How close you to the kitchen? Oh, I'm going to bed because there's a time difference. I'm going to bed early and, like, see a picture of you. Maybe like a wooden spoon in there. I know. Freaky, right? All right, mates. 100 quid. Here it is. That's a plastic spoon. She didn't have access.

[Brett]

That's why it was so loud in the house.

[Brady]

He's clanking around through kitchen drawers trying to find Neil's last request.

[Kenny]

Do we have egg beaters?

[Brady]

Yeah, we're right here. I'll be right back. Don't put those in you, Natalia.

[Brett]

But Neil, she did. She didn't wash him either.

[Brady]

Holy cross, mate.

[Brett]

Put them right back in the drawer.

[Brady]

Ever take off one of them Frankenstein boots she wears? Shove that in there. Hundred quid. Neil's making out like a bandit over there, getting all these pictures of this crippled girl. But I do not feel sorry for Natalia Grace at all anymore. And it's easy. Like, the mom keeps going. I just don't know what to do. Give her back to the Bishop. That may or may not have hit her. He might have been onto something. This chick's horrible. Just because she's got a disease doesn't mean she's not an. She's horrible.

[Brett]

She makes on that show.

[Brady]

I don't know. They said 300 grand for the Dr. Phil episodes, and they're just Dr. Phil. Yeah, and the Bishop took it. And then so they're out of money and they bought a trailer so she didn't get it.

[Dick Toledo]

You're saying the Bishop took her, stole her money?

[Brady]

Oh, she's got no money at all. Wow. So then the new family gives her a. Shoots her over a cash app payment, like a hundred bucks, and she fires it Right over the bishop. Immediately. It's like we just rescued you from there. She says, yeah, but they needed some money. You bitch. You just took the new family that rescued you. Us midges. And we gave you 100 bucks to go get some pizza or something. And she fires it over to the bishop and his wife, and now they're in a constant battle on who the payee is on the Social Security because Natalia still lets the bishop have her checks. 700 bucks a month, John.

[Dick Toledo]

If there's any ladies out there who doubt your take on Neil, just remember Anthony Michael hall in Sixteen Candles did the same ploy, and we thought it was funny.

[Brady]

It used to be hilarious when Farmer Ted went in the bathroom. 100 books so they couldn't get your paintings. And he did it. She gave him to him. Trust me, Neil's up to something. I don't want Natalia in the next one. I want a documentary of Neil, the pub master joke teller. All right, what's next? What we got here, all right, mate, is a girl in India who's got no eyes and no legs. Let's see if we can get her torso to do any nudie photos. They should be funny. She can't see what she's sending.

[Brett]

That would be the fascinating one. You find out that Neil has been.

[Brady]

Doing this for years, internationally, getting all these freaks to send him nudes. So the dudes at the pub hand over drinks. I haven't paid for a drink for 15 years, mate, since the invention of Facebook. Look, I find a crip, she sends me nudes, Boys buy me pints.

[Brett]

Cyclops for two years, right?

[Brady]

It was a girl with one eye right in the middle, no nose, just an eye. Not what I'd like to see, as maybe you go out, get yourself a man and lay a male penis across that eye and send a shot. That's 20. That's 20 quid from everybody in the pub. Have you seen what Neil's been doing? He's got a lady who's just the head and a bag of bones, calls herself Kenny Loggins. He's got her masturbating on the. On the. On the telly. So, anyway, watch the new Natalia Grace and tell me what you think of Neil, because I'm telling you right now, he's up to something. And he may be my idol.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know if this guy watches the show, John, but Natalia, Grace's new sister, is cute af, though I know he's not wrong.

[Brady]

That's so hard to watch and think the same thing. He's got a Midge. She moved into the Midge family, and they've got a little one, too. And she's like, 18, and they were friends when she was, like, 5, and Natalia was either 11 or 38. And so they were tooling around on bikes together when they were young. And now she's kind of grown up into this. She's hot. But then they show her body. Like, they'll show a shot of her face. Like, what a beautiful, cute girl. And then her whole body pops out, and it's like 1ft, 3 inches tall and wide. Like. Like muffins out of a tin. But she's cute. That dude's right. She's kind of especially comping next to Natalia. She's hot. Af. Anyway, it's on Max, if you're interested. Just a little review there for you. The new seasons.

[Brett]

I've gone over it twice.

[Brady]

It's a little slow at first, all of them.

[Brett]

The other one was kind of slow, too, a little bit.

[Brady]

It gets a little slow. Neilsworth it. The whole first family that started this thing, they're not even in it. The guy's in it for, like, two minutes, and he wants to be an.

[Brett]

Actor now and didn't get in trouble for anything, right?

[Brady]

Well, the one lady went to jail, okay? Natalia, Grace is the. The history. Is she. Where she goes, you know, scorched earth, rubble. It was pretty good. Watch that thing. You'll. You'll enjoy it. So bailing out loud. Fun. Cute girl with a disease will tolerate that. Natalia, Grace, horrendous girl with a disease. But if you watch the way I'm watching, Neil makes it fun.

[Dick Toledo]

John, if you like the Tourette's gals, there's another one on Instagram called Sweet Anita.

[Brady]

Is she cute? She's cute, yeah. We only care if they're cute. Brady and I played golf with a guy with physical Tourette's once, and he shot a 66 or something like that at the hardest course we've ever played in our lives. What?

[Dick Toledo]

He calms down during his swing.

[Brady]

It's amazing.

[Brett]

Smooth.

[Brady]

He's dancing around like he's a chicken on a hot plate until he swings. Oh, Balin's got her all day. That one's.

[Dick Toledo]

She's got, like, almost a million followers. But she does twitch, though.

[Brady]

I mean, well, she does twitch. All right.

[Dick Toledo]

I should have clarified the she's all right platform.

[Brady]

She's not as good as Balin. Her hair's not good. She's like. She looks like somebody tried to do a drawing of Billie Eilish and didn't do a very good job.

[John Holmberg]

Nice cans though.

[Brady]

All right. I'll give you that. That is a nice set of cans. That's a good picture of her there. Balin's got better hair. Whoa, whoa.

[John Holmberg]

Did you read this?

[Brady]

What's it say? Family heirloom self defense dildo story time. What? She tells dirty stories apparently.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. I just.

[Brady]

Heirloom dildos. All right. I'm. I might be interested in what you just found. Anyway, that's enough of that. We got the hot releases coming up in just moments. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98 to you PD. That's hilarious. We just realized our IT guy. When we need him, we all turn into Alan Thicke from Growing Pain. Make, make him. Make, make, make, make. And he's in the office of Ben, which was the other kid from Growing. Ben. Ben. Make it Ben. We need a Carol and we need a Maggie. We'll round out the whole cast so we can all scream Alan Thick style names. Mike. He's been dead for a decade now. That's crazy. He just. Remember when he died on the hockey rink. He had a heart attack playing celebrity hockey. It's crazy. Mike. And then he just went back.

[Brett]

I forgot it was celebrity hockey.

[Brady]

Celebrity hockey rolled out. Hit the. Hit the deck. Got him off the ice. And everybody got a phone call. Two quick things before we go. I got. Or before we get on to the next thing. I have a happy birthday I missed yesterday from Sherry the Jew. You've met Sherry the Jew. I believe we've all met Sherry the Jew. Sherry the Jew at the Suns game. She works over at the Dos Equis Lounge. And she's awesome. And that's her nickname is her. Her email even includes like the Jew at the end of. She loves saying that. So Sherry's friend toy is. It was her birthday and she's like, please say happy birthday toy for me. So I have to do that second. I got this from somebody this morning and these are those moments it says good morning, guys. Love the show. Long time listener. My dog Willow just passed away early this morning. I woke up and she was gone. I have had a lot of dogs in my life and I've never had that experience where you wake up, you find them. I've. I say this in all honesty. I say this and I mean it. I've always had the ability to get to take care of that. And that's a gift that I've always been the one who controlled how it ended. And that is hard as hell. I can't imagine walking in and finding your dog gone. Anyway, woke up and she was gone. Beautiful blue nosed pit bull. She would have been 10 this March. Thank you for everything you guys do for the laughs, especially during. During this crappy morning. And please give a shout out to Willow and everyone out there. Give your best friend a little extra love at her honor sign. Tony got it done. Everybody give your dog a cookie in honor of Willow this morning because another one's gone and that's not fun. I can't imagine what you're going through there, Tony. That's no fun. I've never had that. I had a friend of mine have his five year old German shepherd or something, something mixed with something. But he had a heart attack in the middle of the night and woke up and he's laying in his bed and he didn't get up. I can't grasp it. So I know you're having a tough go there, Tony, and I don't want that to continue. So everybody gets a hug and a cookie today in honor of Willow. That's rough stuff we've all got. And that just means you should get home bird bound more because that just helps the Arizona Humane Society and give these dogs, these cats and dogs and these animals, they bring us so much homes and better worlds because they make our lives better, that's for darn sure. It's time for the hot releases. They're brought to you by our [e-mail] and you can still use the promo code, Holmberg, and knock a thousand bucks off, whatever the end price is. I was talking to Kevin Ray the other day. He's doing it. I told him about the promo code and then he's like, well, I got to get other bids. I'm like, no you don't, Kevin. Trust me. Game's different now. Don't have people wandering over to your house again. I told you when I had that rental house, new AC unit got me the price. I think that if I remember right, the price on that one was 6,000 total. With everything all said and done, which means with the promo code it would have been 5,000. I had a bid for $18,000 and another one for 11 from other companies. Tell me how that's that different between the same places. I just don't get it. So new AC unit dot com. They're just better than everybody else. They're going to save you some money and another thousand on top of it just for knowing how to spell my name. Save thousand. Save time. Buy online. New ac unit.com. toledo. You go first, cuz Mike's not here. Computer Mike, you're ruining the. You're ruining the sigm Mike.

[John Holmberg]

All right, let's start with new stuff from Cher. Oh, the sun ain't gonna shine anymore.

[Brady]

Volbeat or share. You be the judge. Okay, okay. Is she trying to be sexy? Please don't.

[John Holmberg]

Of course she is.

[Brady]

Please don't act your age. Share. I see. My bones are weak. Loneliness.

[Brett]

She got married. Great.

[Brady]

She's got her mask hair back on. It's got to be a wig. She looks great. Your granddaughter. This is a ch commentary movie. What are we looking at?

[John Holmberg]

This has got to be like an old movie or something because he's doesn't.

[Brady]

Look that good anymore. Is the computer making him look young? Are you sure this is new?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it was released seven days ago. I don't know.

[Brady]

Is that Chaz Palminteri when he was like 40 maybe.

[John Holmberg]

It is an old song, but it was released seven days.

[Brady]

All right, well, they re released a 40 year old song. Cher looks amazing.

[John Holmberg]

Let's go to this then. Tanner. Adele. Buckle Bunny.

[Brady]

Oh, she looks good. She might make me change my mind on country music for a second.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, she's gotta hold them in.

[Brady]

Oh, she's holding her cans in. I'm at the mini mart in a mini skirt about to steal your man in a torn up T shirt. This ain't the hamp dance. We all got tramp stamps Acrylic covered in barbecue at the line dance cast. Thanks, Beyonce. Yeah. Spin me like a sperm make my snake skin rattle round them like cattle Looking like Beyonce with a lasso. I'm a buckle bunny. Country music people aren't going to be real happy that this is what happened to their stuff. But I like it. It's better. That's better than and the crap you guys have been pumping out about fishing here to listen to driving trucks and stuff. I'd rather see slutty country girls.

[Brett]

Buckle bunnies. Original stuff.

[Brady]

Give me some buckle Bunny action. Way over fishing poles and wrenches.

[John Holmberg]

Here's new stuff from Pop Evil. This is wishful thinking.

[Brady]

Okay. Are we playing this?

[John Holmberg]

Not sure if we're playing this one yet. Sure, we probably are.

[Brady]

When did he turn into John Travolta from Face off? The whole 21 pilots stolen. My God, they're gonna get sued. Okay, you expect a call from lawyers. That's got a lot of that. 21 pilots. Was it 21 pilots or imagine dragons? Which one is that. That's 21 pilots. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Lacuna Coil. This is gravity.

[Brady]

She's gonna go nuts in this. Kind of like this. That could have been wildly vulgar. I can't tell.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't get a chance to listen to this one. But new stuff from Hammers.

[Brady]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Effed around and found out.

[Brady]

Is it clean?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. I didn't get a chance cuz we were listening to AI.

[Brett]

It's like a new Elvin Bishop.

[Brady]

Hammers. That's a lot. There's so much going on. I like it. But those two. Two things going on when you're trying to keep the F word off the air. Yeah. Song's too tense.

[John Holmberg]

Mayas. Kita.

[Brady]

I don't know. Spell it. You tell me my S. S? Is that what that is?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Ms. Kita. Mosquito. So we. Brady says Mosquito got bit by a mosquito.

[Brett]

Hit by a mosquito.

[Brady]

Trans. It is, right?

[John Holmberg]

I think so.

[Brady]

That's what Ms. Keat is about. She picked up Iggy Pop along the way in the video.

[John Holmberg]

Iggy Pop looks better than that.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's true. Get Mosquito out of the car. I gotta see this thing in action. Oh, no. The trans and the Iggy Pop are doing it. What am I looking at? What are you doing as a third trans? All right. I don't know what's going on. Brad, where did you find Mosquito? I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

It just came up.

[Brady]

Are those nice cans or those drawn on?

[John Holmberg]

I think they're drawn on.

[Dick Toledo]

Billboard magazine describes Ms. Kita as an icon of anti establishment and queer culture in Italy.

[Brady]

Italian. Queer.

[John Holmberg]

You can pronounce this name.

[Brady]

That's what that looks like. This is a misspelled homo F word. It's fata.

[Dick Toledo]

I'll call it say like Bogota, but it's like fago.

[Brady]

You see something else, but you have to say Faygo. Yeah. This is Feijata, but it's spelled worse. Whoa.

[Dick Toledo]

The algorithm has found bread.

[Brady]

Whoa. What's going on with this? Italian sluts.

[John Holmberg]

One's actually real, though.

[Brady]

Oh my. What am I watching, Brett? I don't know. I feel bad because they're like in a high school classroom and then she's. She goes crazy slut.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, what she says.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. Was there an audition for the most beautiful women in Italy? Freshman year. College. Like, I don't know, Portuguese or something. Wow. I could watch that for a couple of hours.

[John Holmberg]

So there's that. We'll get back to normal.

[Brady]

Boy, that's Vegeta. Yes.

[John Holmberg]

I think I am not pronouncing. It because I'll screw up it up.

[Brady]

G, E, T, A, Ata. Ata. Yes. F, A. G, A, T, A. Yeah. You don't want to say the first?

[John Holmberg]

Nope. Because I'll screw it up. Breaking Benjamin, I believe.

[Brady]

Why would your dad say that? I wouldn't. He wouldn't.

[John Holmberg]

Not on the air.

[Brady]

He wouldn't earn it. All right. Breaking Benjamin. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

This is Awaken. I believe we are playing this one.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

I think this is their first new.

[Brady]

Song since like 2011 or Something Wild or 2018. We are playing this one. And by the way, what's going on with the Grecian formula? Haven't they improved this? These rock bands are. That is dark. Your hair can't be the same color as a Chinese guy in the 1950s.

[John Holmberg]

50S.

[Brett]

That is look like my leather jacket.

[Brady]

I want this to be like, as black as black can possibly get. I want to.

[John Holmberg]

Don't forget the beard.

[Brady]

Make it look unnatural. Like an evil guy from a Knight Rider episode in the 80s.

[Dick Toledo]

And that guy's got frosted tips.

[Brady]

Yeah, tips. Right. Okay. Yeah. That he needs to Mythbusters. Your beard looks weird.

[John Holmberg]

All right, that brings us to N word or F word.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

The game that is sweeping the nation. We're going too short. Shake that monkey. Now there is an S word. Before we get to the one of the other two words.

[Brady]

Give me a warning on that.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

Did I win last time?

[Dick Toledo]

No, I did.

[Brady]

Oh, you did. That's right.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Romantic N word. Which worked. You were right.

[John Holmberg]

It'll be basically be in the chorus. It'll be shake that.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay, I'll go. Oh, friendly. N word.

[Brady]

Ready?

[Dick Toledo]

Bringing all his friends to the party.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Because little John's on it.

[Brett]

Yeah, I'll go F word.

[Brady]

I'll go mf.

[Dick Toledo]

Mf.

[Brady]

Yeah. All right. Is it pretty quick? Yeah. Okay. Careful. Tell me when that was it. That was it. It was the N word, right?

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brady]

Yeah, I heard it. Brady was free.

[Brett]

I missed it, Bob.

[Brady]

There it is. There it is. I did too freak that.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, so you.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's a friendly one there. Toledo's two and up Toledo is street.

[Brett]

He's on a ven Roll.

[Brady]

Crushing it. Hey. Woo. You are. That's two in a row. Fun game. I sweat. I got a lot of work to do with that game. I missed it too. All right, speed through. Anything good?

[John Holmberg]

Give me highlights on there.

[Brett]

That's that American primeval is good.

[Brady]

What's that?

[Brett]

When he rolled out like it was the one in Utah. The Mormons going west in 1857.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, that was good. That was last week. I forgot about that.

[John Holmberg]

And the Springer director on it.

[Brady]

And the Springer documentary. Everybody's raving about that thing like it's good. All right.

[Dick Toledo]

Out on Apple tv. Plus season two of Severance. We're actually been running ads for this.

[Brady]

Yeah, I hear that's great.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what I hear.

[Brady]

First episode was good. I got bored with it in the first couple episodes, but takes a while to get going. Yeah, I know. You're still weighing whether to return to Lumen. Yeah, that's about. It's just for the mark. I've come to know it. I don't know what's going on with it. Yeah, I know a lot of people know it.

[Dick Toledo]

You know it. If. If you don't, then there's still time to get in on it. Season 5 of Harley Quinn on HBO. Which means it's the R rated version of animation.

[Brady]

No, thanks.

[Dick Toledo]

No, thanks. All right.

[Brady]

Lady Gaga has ruined a lot of.

[Dick Toledo]

Things, but we saw this on the Golden Globe Awards. A different man starring Sebastian Stan.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. He won an award for these.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. This is out, I believe, on hbo Max as well.

[Brady]

Edward, do you work for Facebook? No, but I like an elephant.

[Brett]

Get this a lot.

[Kenny]

Oh, hey, neighbor.

[Brady]

People can be cruel. I imagine all unhappiness in life comes from not accepting what is. You all told me that. That's crazy Gaga. All right, so let's cut this elephant man's disease in his face. And he. He's got a. And then they fix him.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know.

[Brady]

Yes, you gotta watch to find out, right?

[Dick Toledo]

A documentary called Becoming Hitchcock the Legacy of Blackmail is out on Netflix, I believe. The exclusive first look at the brand new documentary. It explores the legendary director's benchmark film, blackmail, a clear influence on his later masterpieces.

[John Holmberg]

I remember that.

[Brady]

I didn't know. I know a lot of Hitchcock. I didn't know this one. She's just a regular customer. Tells everyone present about the murder, but all we hear is each time the woman says the word knife. Alice, cut us a bit of bread, will you? The rest of her dialogue. That's amazing. I gotta watch that. Because Hitchcock stuff, if you watch Nat, like everybody borrows it. He was the first one to come up with tons of that. Oh, that's cool.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, how about this? Sniper. The ultimate competition on History Channel. Channel.

[Brady]

Just being snipers. Is it celebrities, though?

[Dick Toledo]

No, the actual snipers.

[Brady]

Oh, real snipers. Yeah. Are we dropping bad guys or just targets?

[Dick Toledo]

I think we're just dropping army training competition, though.

[Brady]

So be pretty awesome. If reality show is just snipers killing bad guys.

[Dick Toledo]

That'd be.

[Brady]

That would be. Be a great chef.

[John Holmberg]

That's a hell of a job though.

[Dick Toledo]

And the last one I got. You mentioned this. The premiere for this was actually affected by the LA Fire Unstoppables.

[Brady]

Oh yeah. Anthony Roblest.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. About ASU wrestler Anthony Roble.

[Brady]

When people look at me, the first thing they see is what's missing. Who did they cast?

[John Holmberg]

Cheetles in this, right?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. And JLo.

[Brady]

They cast a one legged guy for this or did they? Lieutenant Dan? About me.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know.

[Brady]

Interesting. Camp is here. Celebration dinner for Anthony. Again, not to take away from his accomplishments, but he wrestled at a lower weight cuz he was missing parts.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, that's it.

[Brady]

All right. There you go. That's enough of that. There you go. Those are your hot releases everybody. What was the one? Vegeta, right? Or Fajata? Yeah. Find some more of what she's up to.

[Dick Toledo]

Ms. Kita.

[Brady]

Ms. Kita. I'm less curious about than I am. Fajata. There you go. Those are the hot releases everybody. It's out of control now. Morning sickness. 98 from the learner and Rose Studio, this is the Big Red Radio. Nettie akupd Phoenix. Fajata. Fajata. There's the one you need to search out. She's Polish. We found. Brett's done some research, some seeking some stalking online if you will. Which by the way very dangerous because Caitlin Clark had a guy thrown in jail for stalking. Now, now as I understood it, it's a very confusing case because he's going to get in trouble for stalking. But what he did was buy season tickets to a WNBA team. And they're not used to being watched. So they were very confused why anyone would do this. They just said, you throw the book at this pervert. He wants to watch us play basketball and he's paying for it. Caitlin Clark being stalked is like they. There is kind of a spidey sense in the world of the WNBA player. They know when they're being watched because they're just not used to it. So when eyes are on them they're like this feels weird. No one wants to look at us. So Caitlin Clark having a stalker, more than likely that guy looked too long and then he's like. But all I did was try to buy tickets to the game behind the bench. You weirdo. The hell's wrong with you? No man in his right mind is doing that. You must. There's something wrong with this.

[Dick Toledo]

Got violent voicemails.

[Brady]

Nah, I don't know about any of that. Yeah. I just know that if he was close to her and he was looking at her, she's pretty much like, I don't know what. This, this doesn't feel right. Everybody usually looks away at the things I do. Stalk. Stock something. Come on. If you're going to do it, if you're going to run the risk of getting caught. Stock Fagata.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Brett is. He wants to stay in jail and yells he's guilty as charged in court because he knows what he did was wrong. He bought tickets to watch the wnba. First man in the history of doing so. Crazy thinking about that. He stood in line and he said, I'll take front row seats to the wnb. The fever versus the dream. And the guy behind the counter said, yeah, yes, sir. And then hit that button like in banks underneath that emergency button and brought the authorities in. He's trying to buy tickets to a WNBA game. It's a man. What? Throw him in jail.

[Brett]

He's like, let me see if they're available. Wait a minute. There's plenty.

[Brady]

There's plenty. Emergency, emergency. Get the authorities here. There's a man trying to buy WNBA tickets. Clearly stalker man buying tickets to the wnba. Should be in jail for a while. Guilty is charged. Indeed. Kind of man with his bobby pins in his pocket and all sorts of stuff. Got caught with terrible things. Anyway, don't do that. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense. The deal goes on right now to get yourself in great shape, get yourself in smarter condition. Your brain gets better, your body gets more. More lean, more in condition and ready to go traverse these mean streets here in Phoenix. But it's not something you have to worry about being paranoid. You are being prepared and there's no problem with preparation while you're getting in good shape doing it. The deal is two months of hands on personal training and self defense that is unmatched across the planet for $199 total. That is amazing. Less than 100 bucks a month month for personal training and you get to go to any class that they provide. How about that? You just take a look at their [e-mail] and say I'm going to get in shape. I'm going this one, I'm going to this one. I'm going to this one, going to this one. And all it is is 199 bucks for two solid months of you testing out their wares. And trust me, you're going to walk out of there. Every class going. I didn't know that. And I didn't know I could do that. And you can. Doesn't matter what shape you're in. They will crawl, walk, run you to the finish line. You start where you start, start. Because that's where you are every day. You walk out of your car at a convenience store. Doesn't bad guys don't care if you're in shape or not? They're looking at you as a target. Don't be one. Become a sheepdog. Stop being a sheep. Reactdefense.com. give them a call. Get that deal. It's the Home Tactical Black Brady. Entertain me.

[Brett]

Buzzfeed. Put together a shockingly wild celebrity fun facts. Little list here. Dennis Rodman has broken his penis while having sex on three different occasions.

[Brady]

Once you break it, it's easier to break.

[Brett]

Osama bin Laden was a huge Whitney Houston fan and even had a plan to kill her then husband, Bobby Brown.

[Brady]

Bin Laden wanted to kill Bobby Brown?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Was that the whole reason for 9 11?

[Brett]

Just added to it.

[Brady]

Thanks.

[Dick Toledo]

New addition.

[John Holmberg]

Don't be cruel.

[Brady]

Well, it's his prerogative.

[John Holmberg]

She did.

[Brady]

That's true.

[Brett]

Terrence Howard is convinced that one times one equals two and claims he can prove it. Also, when he was a kid, he watched his dad stab a man to death while they were waiting in line to take pictures with the department store Santa.

[Brady]

Okay. He's got some trauma and it's affecting his math.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, he was on Rogan's podcast trying to prove one times one is two.

[John Holmberg]

And did he sell you?

[Dick Toledo]

No. Neil DeGrasse Tyson came on afterwards.

[Brady]

It's like as simple as one. One time is one. Everything multiplied by one is that number. Right. One times itself is one, not one additional.

[Dick Toledo]

Right.

[Brett]

When Angelina Jolie was 22, she hired a hitman to kill her, but instead he talked her out of it.

[Brady]

Did he keep the money?

[Brett]

No.

[John Holmberg]

No consultation.

[Brady]

What's it cost?

[Brett]

And Mick Jagger has a son. Son who is younger than his great grandchild by two years.

[Brady]

That's getting it done. That's living a life there, Mick.

[Dick Toledo]

His great grandchild.

[Brett]

Yeah, right.

[Brady]

And you saw me earlier in one of Brett's videos trying to escape that lady's middle.

[Brett]

Yeah, we did.

[Brady]

Right. Which one's my great grandson? The older one. Right. I knew that. Did you? Which one's calling me granddad? He looks too big. And there's a little One next to him. That's yours. My what? Son. Oh, you've overdone it, mate. You've overdone it. You got too many. Quiet down, Keith. I'm working on something. My tree goes in loops. I'm the only family tree that goes in circles.

[Brett]

They have to tour again.

[Brady]

I gotta get on tour, Keith. Write another terrible song. Well, I'm all over it, mate. By the way, how many of these things do you need? You want one? Take one off my hands, mate.

[Brett]

Brooke Shields was doing a Instagram live recently when one of her fans said, I really wish you looked the way you used to.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's not nice. It wasn't. Why is Brook Shields in the news so much?

[Brett]

Because she had that memoir that came out a couple years ago. Memoir?

[Brady]

Oh, memoir, things, memory. I didn't hear that part. What, did you go French on me? Memoir sound a little French? First time sounds better that way. But didn't. She had the vaginal rejuvenation and then he tightened her up and she got mad. That was part of the chapter that's in the book. Yeah.

[Brett]

The doctor said, hey, I did a little. I threw a little bonus in there for you.

[Brady]

And she was upset. I throw in a few bucks for her book, only to read the chapter of whether or not not Michael Dinger. That's all I really care about in Brook Shields life.

[John Holmberg]

And did she or did.

[Brett]

She's holding off on that one.

[Brady]

Got the book. It's in the book.

[Brett]

The Weeknd has canceled his Rose bowl concert and delayed his new album.

[Brady]

Can't go to the Rose bowl right now.

[Brett]

The Rose Bowl. It was scheduled for January 25th.

[Brady]

It's too soon.

[Dick Toledo]

You're going to have a whole list of other things that were canceled because of the fire.

[Brady]

You can still smell the barbecue from the Rose Bowl. You're not gonna.

[John Holmberg]

Don't say that. Brady's gonna.

[Brady]

Oh, that's true. Wait a minute. What? There's a barbecue. You know, Brady being around that. There would have been a few moments where he'd go, somebody's fridge is on fire.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my God.

[Brady]

That's not. It's tragic and all, but somebody's.

[Brett]

I need to get in there to clean out the fridge.

[Brady]

That's not so bad. Would you.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Your girl may have a Only Fans page.

[Brady]

Vegeta. Yeah, my girl. She's our girl. Then I have to sign up for Only Fans, and that's just sad. Can't do it. That's just pathetic. There's so much I'm not paying for anything.

[John Holmberg]

20 bucks.

[Brady]

Give me some snapshots when you're done with that. It's 10:07. Let's get the heck out of here. We're done. Larry's coming up next. You guys have have yourselves a fantabulous Tuesday. And we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. So until later. Bye. It's out of control now.