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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
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John Holmberg
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Brady
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John Holmberg
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Brady
Spring is coming.
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John Holmberg
I'll take it. Phenomenal. 77 y I was driving around, I'm like, this is just awesome. And I'm one of the few, Yay for global warming. This is amazing. Summers might be a little rough, but I was just gonna say, now, does this mean our summers is gonna. But again, if I'm not a scientist, but I'm not stupid, if they keep saying that the sea levels rise a foot, the assumption is that the ocean would then flood the coastal cities. That just makes the oceans closer to us and drops our temperatures in the summer because we'd be. It's actually gonna work out great for us. Anybody over about a thousand feet elevation, you're gonna be just fine. You're gonna be great. Albuquerque screwed. Cause it's gonna get really warm over there. But we're good. We're good.
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Brady
Who cares?
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John Holmberg
We're in Phoenix. It's geographically strategic to global warming. We're doing great for a few years. We're gonna have to tolerate the summer temperatures getting hot. But I'm rooting for the ice caps to melt. Yuma will be. The beach will be two and a half hours. It's gonna be great. It's gonna get. All of a sudden they just moved us to Palm Springs and that's us that place. Well yeah, but they, you know, people would move and make it better. Hopefully gets better. You put beachfront at Yuma. Even Yuma's good. Got a good McDonald's. Everybody knows the McDonald's in Yuma. It's a great McDonald's loaded up. It's better than yeah average McDonald's. They know how to get you through a drive through in Yuma better than any other place. They know you don't want to be in you because you're in a hurry. Right. Nobody's staying in Yuma. Yeah, that's true. I don't even know why they put hotels in Yuma. Like really, we couldn't make it all the way. You got. You got three hours left.
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Brady
They stand out.
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John Holmberg
Yeah. It's like, wow, somebody must have had some severe car trouble. There's nobody's like booking a room in Yuma anyway. I'm all the emails. Everybody's talking to me about the Mike Tomlin thing yesterday. A little bit shocking that he stepped away when he did and how he did it. Mike Tomlin no longer the coach. And I listened to a little local sports radio yesterday and oh my God, did your sources tell you there's some venting. Why wouldn't they throw at why. Why don't you make a pitch for Mike Tomlinson? Sean Gambit ding dong. I tell you exactly why. Because. Well, and you should actually. It isn't wrong the Cardinals being a terrible organization. You'd have to trade to get Mike Tomlin. Still you have to give up something because the Steelers own his rights. But he stepped away as the head coach. And for the next year at the very least, in order to even discuss coaching, you have to ask the Steelers permission. And then there'll be compensation for it. If you decide you're going to hire him and I think you get comp. I think you have to give up compensation just to speak with him like, all right, if you want to talk to our coach, it goes anywhere. This is the price tag. So if I'm the Cardinals, what do they have, like the third or fourth pick or something like that in the draft? Gone. I'd hand that over in a heartbeat. To get a coach like that and then guarantee he's going to get. He's going to get 25 million from Fox or CBS or whoever's going to hire him to sit at the pregame shows and whatever NFL network he's. He is a in demand right now. So if you're willing to throw the money at him and you're dying to have relevance at the head coaching position for the first time, you tell Mike you're going to help us rebuild this organization. We don't care. He's not going to have a winning season next year, but it'll be more competitive, I'll tell you that. How many years was he still signed for? Another one and then an option here. So yeah, his basically this will be the last owned year the Steelers can. You know, him stepping away told me that the Steelers weren't exactly prepared for that because they had to come up with, all right, well if you're going to leave, we get to hang on to you because you're kind of approach.
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Brady
Him and he's saying I'm interested and he'd have to get permission from the team.
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John Holmberg
Was. The team would not the not Tomlin.
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Brady
That's what I'm saying. The team would have to get permission from the Steelers. And they say, okay, yeah, you can have them free and clear.
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John Holmberg
No, they have to. Well, let's say the Cardinals call the Steelers say we want permission. I'm like, all right. And I don't know if they would have to compensate him for even saying, all right, you're gonna bother him just for wasting our time. We're gonna give us a fifth rounder just for saying yes to you. And then if they hire him at all, there would have to be a trade. There would have to be like a compensation. A couple picks. You'd have to give a few picks up. You'd have to. If they hire him, you owe the Steelers. You would give up. I don't know what the thing would be that you'd have to give up a pick. And I would say it would be at this point a one or a two. If I'm the Steelers, I'm not letting him jump Right back in. I'm not letting him coach. I mean, the Ravens. If I'm the Steelers, I'm like, the price is four first round picks. I'm not. I'm not allowing it. The Browns now, 10 first round picks. You're not going to be in the division. So they control that for the most part. And he's probably not going to come back. But it was a, you know, the day after, boom, it was less than 12 hours that he decided to say, I'm stepping away. So he knew this before. It's a. It's a crazy one. But if you're the Cardinals, take the big swing. Here's your big swing. I wouldn't do it for Harbaugh, but I would do it for Tomlin and I would do it for Gruden, and I would do it for guys who actually are going to be the face of your franchise in ways you can't imagine. The media. He's never lost a press conference. Mike Tomlin has never lost a press conference. He's awesome. So if you want that.
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Brady
It's a Cardinal trend, like going after veteran Steeler players.
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John Holmberg
Well, yeah. An old coach. Yeah. Wizen Hunt was a Steelers assistant and brought him on over, so they're not going to pay him. In fact, Wizen Hunt came to the Cardinals because he was the heir apparent to Bill Cower and didn't do well in the interview. Tomlin got the job. So Wizen Hunt came here so it could be that perfect circle because that was the same year they were hiring. You asked Mike Tomlin, how come. How come you're stepping away sucking. Okay, well, that's fair enough. I guess that. But you. Yeah, I mean, the dude. The dude never lost a press conference, so. Or had a losing season. So Cardinal fans get on it, but it was weird. It's a weird feeling as a fan to sit and watch that. There's already rumors of Kyler Murray and Mike Tomlin always having a relationship. And I don't see him coaching this year. If he does, he ain't picking this place. If he's got his druthers, there's good, good jobs available. Steelers would give them right to the Giants because the Rooney and Mara families are so close. I mean, there's marriage within those two families. So they would be like, nfc, go have you. Go. Go have a field day over there in New York and win it all. We'll see. But it was weird. It certainly wasn't a normal football day yesterday for anybody. And we'll see who. Who goes Where. But now everything's different. Everything's different teams now with co you think about it, you got an average coach and a team that's an olemost. And Mike Tomlin and John Harbaugh, Kevin Stefanski and all these coaches are sitting out there staring at you, going, really, Kellen Moore, you stick with that, okay? You're gonna. You're gonna regret that in a few years when you're firing your next coach.
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Brady
You know, from the. The way this season went, it. It didn't surprise me all too much just hearing you, the feedback and other fans of the Steelers, that if he would have continued on next year, a coach of the Steelers, it would have been just miserable.
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John Holmberg
People were starting complaining.
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Brady
They're like, I think it's done. I think Tomlins, people that are loyal time is done.
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John Holmberg
When Your team wins 10 games every year, you should be happy. But they're spoiled because they're not. They're always almost. They're good enough to be a playoff team, not good enough to be a real threat. And that is a spoiled fan base. Big time. Marvin Lewis, be careful what you. Yeah. Marvin Lewis was. Never won anything, though. Thomas layoffs. Yeah. Oh, he was a. He was not good at that. But again, to me, that's. That's a team that wasn't good enough. Marvin Lewis was. You know, everybody blames him for why the Bengals didn't go further. And maybe he was part of it or not, because nobody since has come in just like, wow, we really took that same thing. They got the super bowl because they got Joe Burrow. Marvin Lewis would have won playoff games if he had Joe Burrow, period. So, yeah, those moments where you're kind of like.
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Brady
I'm just saying. I'm saying for Tomlin's side of it, I think next year, I mean, and looking at the Ryan Day thing from Ohio State, as far as. For a coach that's on that bubble.
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John Holmberg
It'S just like the expectations are super high.
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Brady
Yeah.
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John Holmberg
So when you don't go to the super bowl, like, look at Bears fans. They're just thrilled to be there. They won a game and it's just. It's a constant erection. You guys any further and it's like, oh, my God, you're living bonus at this point, it's all high. It's all. It's the halcyon. It's. You're thinking of the old 85 team and you're comp. And everything. It's like, oh, there's anniversary. You're so happy. Steelers wouldn't have even been very happy winning this game. Like, all right, finally. So when. When franchises have higher expectations and aren't meeting them, the coaches get blamed. And in this day and age, coaches get fired for losing playoff games. The Bills are about to go through it. They won the game last week, but if they get trounced next week by an upstart, if you lose to Denver, who's like, kind of shouldn't be there, but should be there, and the Bills, who are the team that everybody's like, okay, this is their year. A clear path. No Burrow, no Mahomes, no Lamar. This is their walkthrough. And they get beat, they're going to fire their coach. Or think about it. The packers are maybe going to fire their coach. That's ridiculous. You used to make the playoffs. You'd stay like, that's a. You get a couple years because you took this team to the play, especially with an average roster. But yeah, it's. NFL is crazy. It's so weird right now. You think if they would have won that game that Tomlin would have stayed? Or you think he was. I think he was done anyway. I think he was done. I watched regardless. I watched a press conference after the Ravens game because I watch all of them. And he came out and I told my buddy John, who was standing next to me as we watched, I said, he's been crying. We've watched. I watched every post game press conference this guy's had. And I'm like, he's been crying like, he. What? Whatever. He told the team, there's an emotional end happening here. Something's wrong or. Because he's never that in the moment. And I'm like, he was very emotional, and I'm like, that's not. I wonder if he told him, this is it. It's my last playoff run. Give it to me. But he was not, you know, anyway.
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Brady
He'S like, I can't. You know, DK came in. I can't take one more look. Artiste, wide receiver.
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John Holmberg
Well, then he shouldn't be in the NFL because you can't win without one. Yeah, the. The weird part is, is that, you know, the general manager of the Steelers should be in a little more hot water because he hasn't put a roster together that can win. And they. They draft 22nd or 21st every year. You can't get that impact player every time you're going to strike, you're gonna swing and miss. Most time, what, 98? No way. It's John Holmberg here from the Morning sickness. To tell you about my friends@turfmonstersaz.com you got something you want to do in that backyard because it's just not what you want it to be. Make it beautiful with Turf Monsters AZ.com youm can turf it. You throw in a sport court. You can put pavers, lighting, pergolas, plants, fire pits. You dream it up and they can make it a reality. Turf Monsters will turn your backyard into an amazing outdoor space you can use every day of the year. Check it out right now. Turf Monsters AZ.com It's Brady, and I'm.
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Brady
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John Holmberg
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Brady
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John Holmberg
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Brady
It's like our phone lines are messed up.
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John Holmberg
Yeah, something's going on. We must have those digital phones. But it was interesting, to say the least. I. I was doing the sports podcast with Hell Stray yesterday, and Steve McCollum comes in and he. He, like, waves his phone. What? Right in the middle of it. And I'm like, huh? And he sent me. I'm like, all right, let me check. I Checked my text. It says, tomlin, step down. I'm like, whoa. So right in the middle of it, we were kind of just batting around. Whatever. Yeah. It was breaking news on a recorded podcast. It was crazy. So odd day. And then my phone just went just like. Everybody thinks that they're telling me, like, I'm walking the desert alone, and I have no idea without my friends telling me. I love that. That people will tell you. I have the news. I broke the news to you. I'm the newsbreaker. It's like, it was an hour ago. Yeah, I know. I just found out, though. So it's important for me to tell everybody I know that.
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Brady
Just in case. It could be the one.
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John Holmberg
You're not the one. I saw it coming. I was like, no. Yeah. You think I would have been blind on that one. I know what the guy had for.
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Brady
Breakfast, but I got my scoop reporter, too, in sports.
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John Holmberg
Yeah. Kirby, your daughter texts you stuff.
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Brady
You're in school.
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John Holmberg
Yeah. Well, doesn't matter.
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Brady
Phone's supposed to be bad.
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John Holmberg
And does she think. Did she scoop it to you? Did you not know until she told you.
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Brady
In the afternoon? No, I didn't know.
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John Holmberg
Yeah.
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Brady
I was gonna say yeah, but within like, 15 minutes of. I mean, when it first came out.
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John Holmberg
Oh, she. She.
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Brady
She had it pretty quick.
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John Holmberg
She has her phone on in school.
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Brady
Must. Yeah.
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John Holmberg
Because it happened at like, 11:30. Yeah. You should talk to her about it.
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Brady
That was right? At lunch.
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John Holmberg
No. So she went to lunch and found her. They're allowed to have the phone back at lunch.
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Brady
Yeah.
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John Holmberg
Huh. That's what she tells you. Yeah. Tom went out. She actually had lunch. Yeah. Was she at lunch? Yeah. My dad's gonna think it's great, man.
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Brady
Hey, dad.
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John Holmberg
Man.
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Brady
Back to school.
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John Holmberg
I'm over at the Sunday's best. Man, I can't believe it. I know. Thanks. Curb and herbs.
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Brady
She did say, do you want anything from the dispensary?
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John Holmberg
Yeah. It's just strange. Well, everybody knows everything. And by the way, I have breaking news to report about Samsung televisions. There's been some sort of weird update with the Samsung television behind our backs. I went to the rental house yesterday, and it's been on sleep mode, so it's not off. It's just doing that little weird purple lines to keep it moving. And normally you'd have to pick up your remote and hit something. I walked by it and it went to the home screen.
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Brady
Come on.
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John Holmberg
Yeah. And I'm like, oh, I see you gave up the game there a little bit. Samsung television. You're watching me. And I can't tell you how many times, just out of boredom, when I'm working around that rental house, I go on that couch and beat it. And now the TV can see me doing it. I know the phone can watch me do it. But I know for a fact now that that TV is knows when I'm around. It went to the home screen of YouTube TV. It wasn't on YouTube last time I was there. It went back to guess before that. Nope, nothing for the last five days. I walked by the tv, and I'm like. And I. It moved. And I'm like, that's weird. And look back, and it was on the home menu, and I'm like, no, no. And I did that to the tv. I actually looked at it, waved my finger like, to Kimberly Mutumbo. I'm like, no, we're not doing this. It was almost like the TVs like, whoops, he didn't touch the remote yet. I did it too early. It's watching us. Did the Scooby Doo laugh? Come out of there. It's like, the TV's on to me Scoop. No, I. It was weird because that's not happened before. Normally you have to grab your remote and then it goes off of the. The. The saver screen and jumps into something if you hit a button. This one was just me walking by, and I'm like, how about that? So next time you're whacking it, just know that the folks in Korea are watching, and I'm fine with that. Put on a show, and they have to just sit and go, oh, is he just gonna lay there on a couch with that all over Hitami. Somebody pixelate.
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Brady
Go.
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John Holmberg
Go wash off your stomach.
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Brady
I won't do it in the Samsung rooms.
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John Holmberg
Yeah, the.
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Brady
Whoever's a Vizio, and the other one, I don't know.
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John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah, don't. Yeah, don't jerk off on your Samsung, because there's a reason they put dua lipa on the box when you buy us. Like, we know what you're doing. Oh, he going to sleep. It's on. He gonna dry up. He. I got to call in supervisor. This is disgusting. So whoever little Korean guy is monitoring me or Chinese or wherever he is, he watches some stuff.
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Brady
Oh, the afternoon meetings, they must have, like, a bait scan. Let's check out today's.
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John Holmberg
Oh, he's like, pick up our videos. He pick up his sock. Oh, he's using his. Oh, he put it on the floor. He gonna sleep. What are you doing? I wish he Would just watch TV sometime. All he doesn't jerk off.
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Brady
They end their meetings with three or four of them. Check these out.
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John Holmberg
You watch this yesterday he did it again. They have a special Homeburg camp. This guy is relentless. Look, he go to game day men's house. I go too. That guy, he like fountain. You'd have really freaked out if you walked by a tv. Hello, John. Hi, John. Welcome home. It's been some time.
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Brady
Hey.
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John Holmberg
Rental tv. Yes. Your last guests were kind. Here's a video of them. Oh my God. And there's the other thing. Pornhub or you porn. If it would have gone to that. If it would have just connected to my phone. Let's. Let's air. Let's do it now. Let's get it out of the way. Madison Ivy or the Orgasm compilation. Okay, the Money Shot compilation. But how do you know a Sexa.
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Brady
Put it on.
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John Holmberg
Yeah. When I'm done jerking off, you and I are gonna have a talk. Yes, sir. Oh, he's doing it. The tv. Don't even care. Look at him go. Yeah, that one got me. Because it's one thing to just know the phone camera and all that other stuff, but the TV now just knew when I walked by, I don't know that there's a camera. I know it can hear me. I know for a fact that listens and all these things listen to us. And I Then I learned that the weirdest way ever. When I got Apple TV on, all the TVs in one room and they all show different commercials while watching the same thing. It's. It's because it's like. It's just algorithm into, you know, picking and it's stuff that I just bought or was talking about. But that was the. That was crazy. So I don't know about all the. I'm not going to make any claims about Sony or Vizio or any of the others. I don't know if they're doing it, but Samsung. Something's different now. It knows when I'm in the room. Are you going to jerk off or would you like to watch old Letterman reruns? You know what I want to do. All right, let me load that. Oh, no. It sounds like that David guy. Who that. That house hunter's guy or whatever. Oh, no, no, not Dave. No, no, no. Don't ruin that. Are you gonna jerk off to a Buffalo ranch? I understand you won the lottery. No, I did. Get out of my house. Are you just gonna leave that on your stomach? Are you gonna. You're going to Sleep, aren't you? You're going to sleep all the time. He don't care. Wipe off with his sock and put it on a coffee table. He have gas. There's a rental house. What happened to the next group? Oh, he just got a lay. He looking at it. He not there. Why don't you put it on a napkin like Brady? Oh, here's Brady video. Watch this. This gross.
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Brady
They didn't have that at the electronics show last week.
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John Holmberg
I didn't tell you about it, but it certainly wasn't. It certainly wasn't a normal move. And it made me think, like, what else in this house knows about me? They used to say. My grandpa used to say that years ago about microwave ovens. He used to. He was convinced that the microwave was something that was like either reading your brains or paying attention to your recording you at all stuff. He was for sure that that technology was not only just to heat up your food in some sort of new, weird. Think of how crazy that had to be to grandparents in the 70s and 80s that all that work they used to do to cook get done in like a minute. And it just showed up. It wasn't like, eased into their lives. It's like, this little box will do it. What, take four hours to do that? We'll do it in 20 minutes. And they had to be like, what the hell's in this thing? They're thinking nukes. They're thinking Japs. They're mad at other people. Like, this is a conspiracy. My grandpa thought microwave ovens, tinfoil hat time. They're on. They're putting stuff in your house. People, yeah.
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Brady
Felt they just weren't healthy. Well, they.
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John Holmberg
They weren't healthy. But that was the least of the concerns of the people who were like. And they've just shown up in our lives too fast. Keep in mind, that's a generation that didn't have things just show up. TVs bled in slowly. Microwaves. Everybody had one. It was like, oh, they're an invention. Everyone's got one. That was very rare to go to somebody's house and they're like, you don't have a microwave up two years after they showed up. Everyone had one.
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Brady
They're a thousand bucks.
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John Holmberg
Yeah. Yeah. But that was the other thing. They became so affordable immediately. It's like, oh, this is a. Some of my grandpa thought there were listening devices in there. And like, nah, you know, you're getting one of those. You're just. You're get. Imagine what they got to be thinking now. And now I know for sure. My TV and I don't care. You can sit and monitor me just hanging out. It's mostly for advertising. But my God, the things they're looking at. I mean, thumbs and butts and God knows what else I'm doing. I don't even know. Maybe they should send me a game tape of like, Jesus, I need to really work on that. Why do I do that weird butterfly foot thing with my knees apart? I don't know what I'm doing. That's. I've put my feet together and I got this little. I don't know what I'm doing. I need to start straightening it out. I bet you I don't look good, that's for sure. But TV knows. And to Kim Yoon Un over there in Korea, who's watching me. Hey, just give me a call sometime, man. It's all right. I'll let you know. Are you gonna start jugging off again?
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Brady
Oh, no.
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John Holmberg
Is it your job to watch me?
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Brady
Yeah.
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John Holmberg
Everyone at Samsung get assigned a weirdo. You're mine. 98. What? 98. No way. Holmberg's morning sickness.
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Brady
Porn sites. You notice the butterfly stance?
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John Holmberg
Oh, yeah. No, I'm the Asian one. I'm noticing a lot more stuff with the porn sites and I just assumed that was me clicking regulars, but it's. It hears me. He relentless. He tried to. He come over to do some work, put some lights up. Next thing you know, he's jerking off. Not even done with lights. He knows everything about me. You don't need a diary, you need a Korean at Samsung. It'll be like, I know everything about your day. You spent a lot of time doing dumb stuff. It's true. But we're being monitored and we're at it again. Remember Smokey Robinson a few months ago was beaten and sexually assaulting women. Now it's Julio Iglesias. And I go back to my Smokey Robinson, 82 years old, and his couple people that work for him in the Dominican Republic are saying he was sexually assaulting them. One woman actually said in her charges, she said one of one of Julio's accusers reportedly claimed he would digitally penetrate her anus and her vagina without consent. And she said he used me almost every night. I felt like an object or a slave at the time. He was 80. No, it didn't happen. You cannot get sexually assaulted by an 80 year old man without a gun. And even then you can, you can fight back. If somebody's fingers in your butt and you turn around and you're like, that dude's 82 years old. I'm gonna wipe the floors with him. No, you're not being sexually assaulted.
- [26:26]
Brady
Sometimes I think it's his PR team. Hey, we need to get you some more street cred. You got game.
- [26:30]
John Holmberg
The fact of the matter is he didn't pay them properly. That's all. And we'll make it public. If someone puts their finger in your butt and you don't want it there, the best scenario of that is you turn around and it's either a midget or an old man. Because it's. You're gonna. You're gonna win the fight. The fight right now. If Tripp came in and goes and went right into my ass, I'm wiping the floors with him. There isn't a woman in this building. And Tripp isn't even in his 80s. It's a mid-70s fella. And he throws a digit in one of these sales ladies downstairs. I can imagine there's going to be blood on the ice. And it's all trips. I got what happened. And Jill's just kicking the out of him.
- [27:14]
Brady
Looked like a hamburger helper slapped him in the face.
- [27:17]
John Holmberg
Smash after smash. I know why. I'm sorry. You cannot be 82 and sexually assault anyone. I cannot feel sorry for you. Can't happen. Even the world's strongest 82 year old man. No match for any woman under the age of 50.
- [27:39]
Brady
Legitimate argument.
- [27:42]
John Holmberg
It is a fact. There is air and there is a sun and there is science. That is part of science. You cannot. You cannot tell me he can make you uncomfortable. But the second he penetrates a butthole. No, hold like. You are allowed to polish the floors with Julio Iglesia. You go to a lawyer first. That means you liked it for a while. 82 year old dudes don't finger your butt knowing because they're aware. Julio's like, I better not do this. She's a very strapping lady. He's trusting him to clean the house in the Dominican Republic and the Bahamas. They are very strong. I have to make sure here that, oh, sure. There is no reaction. This is good. And then the next time, hey, I put my finger in your butt before. You didn't fight me. And she's, you know, probably dusting or something.
- [28:37]
Brady
Stop.
- [28:37]
John Holmberg
What are you talking about? To all the girls I've raped before. Yeah. You bloody up Julio Iglesias.
- [28:44]
Brady
That's George Bush senior. Yeah, he was like David Copperfield.
- [28:48]
John Holmberg
He was goosing people from the wheelchair. But again, you can't turn and go he sexually assaulted me. No, he didn't. You just didn't fight back. You no 82 year old man. And plus then you get all his money, you beat him up, you leave him on the ground and go, hey, the reason I beat up international superstar Julio Iglesias is because he just stuffed his finger in my butthole. And oh, but here's another thing. To make sure you get all of his money. Here's advice from Johnny Lawyer. I am legal advice counsel. After you beat him up while he's laying there unconscious, take the finger he shoved in your butt, take your pants off and jam it in there one last time and put all the DNA on it that you can. And then when they come, just go investigate. His finger. He just shoved it in my ass. And they'd be like, what? It's crazy. Just beat up Julio Glacias. I'm like, my God. And fingers covered in dominican feces. Any 82 year old man tries to cop a feel and penetrates. And she says, he used me.
- [29:49]
Brady
Every night she saw him goose on another cleaning door.
- [29:54]
John Holmberg
Well, there were two. There's a couple of them.
- [29:56]
Brady
Yeah, I thought I was the one.
- [29:58]
John Holmberg
You close up shop on his ass. I'll give an old man one time. And they're like, hey, Julio, what's with the fingers and the butts? I'm so sorry, I'm very old. All right. It's the last time though, by the way. Let you have one because you're old, I'll give you that. But throw a finger in my butt again and it's gonna be some Julio blood laying around. You hear him whistling? She's bent over again. I'm going to finger the bottom. That's it. Second time is a. It's a trend. And then putting an end to it. If it was this kid Enrique, these broads wouldn't be making a st Anything. They walk around with their butts out. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Like presenting baboons. Yep. Oh, Julio, I forgot to wear my maid's outfit. Thank you. Your dad has done it. And his fingers are slimy and prune like. Yeah. Julio Glazers hasn't sexually assaulted anybody. Not guilty. Next case. Smokey Robinson, 88, didn't do it. Next case. Jesus Christ. Fight back.
- [31:11]
Brady
Apex predators fight back.
- [31:15]
John Holmberg
Yeah, the tears of a clown. I'll be there in a second. You can walk away from this. Come back here. Don't you run from me, bitch. If you know what's good, you're already gone. The car's running. You're halfway down the road, he's not even at the door yet. Has anyone seen Frankie Valli from the Four Seasons? Oh, Cliff Richard. Oh, yeah. If you watch an 80 year old men perform, they can barely pick up the microphone. They're fingering you against your will. Fight back.
- [31:44]
Brady
They just place Frankie on the stage. Right here's good. Yeah, let's do some songs.
- [31:49]
John Holmberg
Yeah, I'd even rather have. Look, if a midget is like, Brad Williams threw a finger in me and turned like, ah, this is a fight. I might get a. He might get a couple of shots and he's strong and he's young, but I'm still gonna. Those are the only two good options. A midget and an old man can't sexually assault you. Can't do it. They can try to sexually assault you, but once that line is crossed, then it's up to you to end that. Be a great story though if Brad Williams did that to you. Oh, look for this, for the next day's show, I'd be, I'd have him on and we're like, hey Brad, remember yesterday? Oh yeah, I would definitely. That would. Because it's a non threat. If Terry Crews shoves a finger at me, it's not necessarily going to be on the next day. I'm going to be kind of scared and you know, I gotta talk about. Something's wrong with John. Hey guys, what's up? You've been working out a lot. Yeah, that's why I limp. That's why precisely. Let's not talk about it.
- [32:43]
Brady
How was lunch with Cruz?
- [32:44]
John Holmberg
And the next thing you hear is, I know what happened. I see it. Terry Crews finger him at home. The Korean guy saw it. The good news is you can call Samsung now and go, did you see Julio Iglesias finger me? We sure did. Why don't fight back. He old 82. Even if he stands there and you know, gets into the boxer stance, he goes, you know, Mark is a Queensberry. You clean the floors with an 82 year old that fingers your butt. It's not, it's not. It can't be done. I think like, I think, yeah, I think after 77, there's no such thing as sexual assault from an old man unless it's against someone of age. Like if it's an 80 year old woman, it's like, okay, fair fight. He can sexually assault that. Well, he can't legally. I'm saying he's capable of it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that did sound bad. But you're not wrong. Yeah, I'm not saying it's fair game. I'm saying, yeah, if it's an 80 year old woman and he starts throwing fingers in her, but now it's a fight she can't really win necessarily. He's. It's, you know, so then he can go to jail for that. But if it's anybody under. If anybody under the age of 70 or, you know, fully capable, she's capable of cleaning a house. She's capable of kicking the shit out of Julio Iglesias, and I don't want to hear it. Oh, he would have fired me. Shut up. The story's better if you go full out Mike Tyson on his ass and then tell the story after, people would believe you more. I don't believe her because she didn't knock him cold. I was afraid for my job. You're a maid. What are you afraid for your. You get another job in the Dominican Republic. That's all there are there. Crazy. Call David Ortiz. He'll let you clean his house. There's tons of baseball players with money. You don't need to be Julio's maid. That's not your only option. You kick the living out of him, and then you call tmz and everybody's like, well, you know, she beat the tar out of the guy. He must have done something. And then you'd investigate that middle finger. And if there's any Dominican made poop on it, he did it. That's why you cover your bases. After you knock him out, you sit on that finger a couple of times, make sure that the investigators have the DNA. So annoying to see these things. And poor Julio, who's lived this whole life, if he was going to sec and Julio Iglesias has had enough sex. That dude was in his 50s banging women.
- [35:08]
Brady
Would you put it past anyone going, I'll do this for 30 days, 90 days maybe, and then turn around and hit him with the loss.
- [35:17]
John Holmberg
I would hit him with money. I would try to ask him like, look, you got to stop fingering my bottom. We're gonna have a problem here. And if he does it again after that, you knock him out again. My point is, I would believe it more if Julio was on 91 1. The man just kicking my ass. Like, what'd you do? I did nothing. It's elderly abuse. I show up in the maid's like, yeah, kick the crap out of the guy, fingered my butt.
- [35:43]
Brady
Like, oh, his butt is a little red.
- [35:45]
John Holmberg
But she's sitting there saying it's been going on for months, like, Come on, you get two. Everyone gets two after the age of 80. First one is. Oh boy. Not two digits. Well, okay. Well, I mean, he might be a pro. You might be. Might. And by the way, if it's going in that easy, I call it the Shazam. Because you say it the second it happens. A dry anal exam. You can't help but just scream shazam. The second it happens. You're not going in there. What? 98? No way. Holmberg's morning sickness. So you're moving quick. He's. He's lubed up. If it's going right in. And where are your pants? Where are your pants? Are you in a little maid's outfit bent over? Come on, the story doesn't add up. I support Julio Iglesias and his sexual assault. He didn't do anything wrong.
- [36:41]
Brady
He goose. Is everyone at 82?
- [36:43]
John Holmberg
You're allowed to do it. That's not goofing. Goofing's just a touch. He's in you. That's different. And I don't think 82 year old men have the strength to penetrate a dry one that fold their fingers would fold up. There's no strong 82 year old man that can get in there on a first shot. Not without a bunch of Vaseline. So you can see that coming too.
- [37:02]
Brady
Kind of got to be in on it.
- [37:03]
John Holmberg
Yeah. If he's coming at you and his fingers are all glistening. He's got it. He got an idea. And why would you ever see hot on there? Yeah. Oh, Jesus, that would hurt. Why would you ever turn your back on a guy that's fingered you before? I'm not still dusting that table. If Julio's in the room turning around like, what are you doing? Turn back around and bend over and. And do more.
- [37:24]
Brady
Pledge required to wear this certain outfit.
- [37:26]
John Holmberg
No, you have to wear the outfit. And when I'm in the room, don't pay attention to me. Nope, not gonna do it. I'm gonna. I'm gonna watch you walk through you. I don't know how old this lady was, but. And Dominican women are big strong women. I want, I want Smokey Robinson just. I want him to look like he just finished 10 rounds with Tyson Fury. I want that done. It's your fault, ladies. I'm going to say it. I'm victim. Shaming. It's your fault for having a pre lubed anus in front of an 80 year old man and then blaming him. No, it's your fault. Can't be done. No one will not support this either. This. This crosses all political. Even the crazy liberals, the lunatics that scream at everything. Nope. They're probably going to sit back and go, he's right. You can't be 80. You can't. You just beat up an 82 year old. And it would feel bad punching an 82 year old.
- [38:21]
Brady
I was overpowered.
- [38:23]
John Holmberg
Like a bag of sand. Yeah, it's impossible. Like, what are you going to say in court? That the judges even like, wait a minute. He did what? And all Julio has to do in court is have a walker or fall down once. Like he can't even walk. He fingered you. You were asking for it. Yeah, Enrique, that's a different story. You're absolutely right. And maybe they were using Julio to get to Enrique. Maybe that's why they were hanging around so long through the fingerings. Because Enrique visits a lot.
- [38:50]
Brady
So you're saying he threw you against the wall?
- [38:53]
John Holmberg
See? You see? It was a terrible day. He said I was. I was manhandled. By who? Julio. The little old man right there. See? And you didn't fight back? No, I. I need the job. You're a maid. You can get a job anywhere. But not for Julio Iglesias. Oh, I see. Okay. He fingered my bottom in my vagina for months. She said, that's a relationship, if you ask me. No one can hear your cries. Oh, he's so slow and penetrative. He just needs to show up to court looking like. Yeah, look at him. That's a picture of him currently. He's a mess. He looks like somebody beat him up before they beat him up. I don't want to hear it. Julio Glaciers is innocent. Even if he did it, what did I do wrong? Well, I am Julio Glacis. I've been able to put my finger in bottoms for 82 years. Yeah, most people's reactions have been, he's still alive. Yeah, I. I didn't know. Yeah. Is he playing? You're playing something. Beautiful.
- [40:01]
Brady
Constantly playing in the house.
- [40:02]
John Holmberg
Yeah, it's on a loop. Beautiful. Gang bang over here, Willie's there. Julio Ginner, all the girls I fluff finger. That one. Gather. Willie, get another. Yeah, I don't want to hear it. That one pissed me off. I read that this morning. Like, leave Julio alone. You were asking for it. You're Julio's maid. You can fight him in his house in the Bahamas, his house in the doctor. He's got houses all over the place. He sold 400 million copies in Europe alone. You're after his money. If that. You just shut up and Let him do it until he dies. Get in the will like a decent woman. Jesus Christ. No way he's still loving on women. It's a fact. 623. And if you're an 82 year old man today, just know I've put the warning out to all the ladies. Mopping the floors with you is the way to go now. You're not getting away with that. I used to watch old men do that to Megan when she did the silver sneakers years ago. And they'd all moved back to Iowa. And in March I head home. Can I get a picture and show everybody who my trainer was? Sure. Not a one of them didn't cup a boo. I was gonna say anybody cup a can? All of them. And I'd say, that guy's grabbing your cans. No, he doesn't know. He's. Look, he's in the shell.
- [41:40]
Brady
How come he's looking away?
- [41:41]
John Holmberg
He's in the shell of a male body. His brain is still like 26. His body isn't allowing what his brain wants to do. So he's copping feels because he gets away with it. We had our friend Paula and Fred. Fred was in his 80s. We went out for Easter, late 80s. He's like, let's get a picture. Like, all right, Fred. And we all line up for a photo. I put my arm around Paula, beautiful Paula. On her shoulder, like a decent person. No. And then I look over and Fred's got his hand just square on her ass. Like he's on Meghan's ass. Just. I mean, it isn't even. And it's in the picture. It's at an angle where you can just see it's low. It's not even like sitting on the shelf part. It's on the undercarriage. It's on the. The curve. He wasn't Keanuing it. He was just feeling her ass. Yeah. And his wife's like, oh, Fred. When the picture came in, like, look at this guy. I didn't even know I was doing it. You did too, you mother.
- [42:31]
Brady
That's good.
- [42:31]
John Holmberg
I'm proud of you. But come on. I just. All the girls I love before. The only girls I've loved before. I'm sorry. My arm doesn't go any higher than the curve of yours. Round buttocks. And I gave him one. I said, do it again, though. I didn't know I was doing. I'm like the. You didn't. I talked to old men. They play innocent. Your dad used to do it. He was a monster. I loved it. And he would look at you and wink to the other guys. When he said goodbye to Megan once at our house, and she pressed up against him, he just having a hug goodbye. She gives him a hug. This is what, 10, 12 years ago? And gives a hug goodbye. And he goes, hey, how about another hug? And he looks at me and his eyebrows start going. Because I know what he was doing. He was feeling fake hands up against his chest. He's never felt that before. Yeah, he was openly excited about what was up against him. And Bunny's like, oh, sharp. And walked away because she knew deep down in every man's. But that never stops. Ask any man in his 70s what's the weirdest part about being 70. And they say, I look in the mirror and I see a 70 year old man, but my brain is like 25. So they're looking at women the same with their perverts. Golf. Go to a men's club with old men, golf with them. The conversations are the same as a bunch of 25 year old guys. And it's been 15 years since they've done it and they're still talking about the last time they a woman. And I had my tongue on her thigh. You see, Like, Jesus Christ. Yeah, those were the days. They're still thinking about it. Chuck used to do that when you guys were golf. Chuck and his friends were the grossest people I've ever talked to. I've been with like. And frats can't compete with country club old men. And the conversations they have about young women, they're gross. It's like, even for me, I'm like, guys, enough. And I like hearing it, but enough.
- [44:44]
Brady
Admiral. I've heard that story before.
- [44:46]
John Holmberg
I take a couple popsicle sticks and tape them onto my wing and get. I'm getting in that. That belongs to me. Cart girls go by. God forbid you're a cart girl with old men around, because when you leave, I think I can still get her pregnant. Like, Jesus Christ.
- [45:03]
Brady
The name of his league that he was in was Old Dirty Bastard.
- [45:06]
John Holmberg
Yeah, I told you that. For I'm golfing with Chuck once and I met a guy and he's like, Chuck was the youngest one. Oh, these guys were all in their late 80s. And this guy comes up to me and he goes, you think I'm old and useless, don't you? And I'm like, no, I don't even know your name. You know what I can still do? No. And he puts his fingers in a V up against his lips and goes like, oh, God. Why are you doing that? Because he saw me as a young guy and he was mad at me just because he knows an old man doing is the grossest thing you can ever see. But he was talking about it. He wanted to introduce himself with that. You think I'm useless. I don't. I've never met you before.
- [45:46]
Brady
When I said the Admiral, that was the guy in the force. When I subbed, Chuck asked me, hey, would you play with these guys? The odb. Yeah, Sub. The Admiral is the one guy in there. And after the first hole, he sinks his putt. And I go there to you know guys like 85, 86. I'll go pick up the ball.
- [46:06]
John Holmberg
Sure.
- [46:06]
Brady
Stop it.
- [46:07]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [46:08]
Brady
Get out of the way. Yeah, that's my exercise.
- [46:10]
John Holmberg
Yeah. He doesn't need your help.
- [46:14]
Brady
Sorry, Admiral.
- [46:14]
John Holmberg
Yeah, you're thinking he's useless.
- [46:17]
Brady
They'll bend over.
- [46:18]
John Holmberg
Yeah, those dudes. Yeah, they. They're gross. So if you get sexually assaulted by an old man, it's your fault. Period. End of story. Sorry, ladies. I'm not going to feel sorry for you if you told me, john, I need to talk. I'm like, okay, I got a friend that needs to talk. She wants to go have lunch at Applebee's or something. We sit down, she goes, oh, my God, I've been sexually assaulted. My go. It's terrible. Tell me about it. He's 83. What? No, I'm not. I can't feel sorry for you. I'm sorry. It was so scary. Yeah, I can imagine. It was like a prune trying to get inside.
- [46:49]
Brady
You imagine the lineup. It's Julio Iglesias and a bunch of other younger perps. And she points to him.
- [46:57]
John Holmberg
He did. Are you sure? You sure that's the one that raped you? Positive. He jumped out of the bushes. The California Raisin. Which one are you pointing at? Yes. The one next to the young tall man. The little tiny Mexican with the crazy hair. Yes.
- [47:13]
Brady
So you're saying the walker and that was in the bush?
- [47:16]
John Holmberg
Yeah. And then they just go. You guys are free to go. You have no complaint here. This is your fault. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 5, 8, 5. 9,800. A good one. We'll scream it together to all the girls I've fingered before. And you guys don't do that song. We've already done it. It's 98. It's out of control now.