Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode Summary: January 15, 2025
Release Date: January 15, 2025

1. Comedy Show Announcements (00:00 - 00:31)

Host John Holmberg kicks off the episode by promoting upcoming comedy events across Arizona. He highlights performances at various Improv locations:

• Tempe Improv: Featuring Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling from Friday to Sunday.
• Desert Ridge Improv: Showcasing Sarah Weinschenk on Thursday and Joe Derosa on Friday and Saturday.
• Stand Up Live Downtown: Presenting Lil Rel on Friday through Sunday.

Notable Quote:
“For tickets, go to standuplive.com, desertridgeimprov.com, and tempeimprov.com.” – John Holmberg [00:00]

2. Core Institute and Health Segment (00:31 - 02:24)

Brady Bogen shares a testimonial about the Core Institute, emphasizing the institute's role in managing pain and improving quality of life. He recounts a listener's story where a dog caused a severe knee injury, which was successfully treated by the institute.

Notable Quotes:
“Life can throw you a curveball now and again… it’s all thanks to the Core Institute.” – Brady Bogen [00:31]
“You can get rid of your pain and start saying, yes, I can to all the things you want to do.” – Brady Bogen [00:31]

3. Brady Report: Various News Highlights (02:24 - 16:08)

a. Fake Images and AI Implications (03:26 - 08:34)

Dick Toledo and Brady Bogen delve into the topic of creating fake images of people, discussing the absence of federal laws prohibiting such actions. They explore the ethical and legal boundaries, especially in the age of AI.

Notable Quotes:
"There is no federal law banning the creation of fake images of people." – Dick Toledo [03:26]
"Now with AI, you can make something that looks just like you." – Brady Bogen [04:22]

b. Workplace Engagement Statistics (09:11 - 12:14)

The hosts discuss a poll revealing that only 31% of employees feel engaged at work, marking a ten-year low. They touch upon issues like workplace bullying and the rise of face tattoos among employees.

Notable Quote:
"Only 31 of the employees reported feeling engaged at work, which is a 10-year low." – Dick Toledo [05:08]

4. Mental Health Discussion: Deaf Schizophrenics and Sign Language (12:14 - 08:34)

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to a complex discussion about mental health, specifically focusing on deaf individuals with schizophrenia. The hosts debate the notion that some deaf schizophrenics "see" sign language instead of hearing voices, challenging the validity of such claims.

Notable Quotes:
"Many deaf people with schizophrenia don't hear voices in their head. Some see a pair of disembodied hands signing in their mind." – Dick Toledo [05:16]
"I think you're crazy. If you can communicate with another person in your head and they're using their feet to talk to you, you're already nuts." – Brady Bogen [07:04]
"There are no people doing sign language with their feet. With schizophrenia and multiple personality disorders, that is a zero." – Brady Bogen [08:34]

5. National Pizza Week and Pineapple Pizza Pricing (24:37 - 25:10)

The hosts discuss a quirky story from England where a pizza place charges an exorbitant $120 for a pineapple-topped pizza, reflecting the owners' disdain for the popular topping.

Notable Quote:
"The owners think pineapple on pizza is a crime. So if you want the pineapple pizza there, it'll cost you $120." – Dick Toledo [24:45]

6. Cop Hires Hooker Who Then Steals His Car (17:31 - 22:24)

A particularly engaging segment covers the story of Cop Jaron Harry from Virginia Beach, who hired a hooker named Alexis Copeland (Dream). Dream stole his car, wallet, phone, keys, and even police credentials after their encounter. The narrative explores the repercussions, including Dream's legal troubles and Jaron's subsequent firing.

Notable Quotes:
"She took his car wallet, phone, keys, and police credentials." – Dick Toledo [18:09]
"He used his neighbor's phone to call it in. Dream is facing half a dozen charges." – Dick Toledo [18:18]
"Never have a hooker at the house." – Brady Bogen [18:16]

7. Amazon Prime's Policy Changes on 'Try Before You Buy' (16:08 - 17:14)

The hosts debate Amazon Prime's decision to end the "try before you buy" feature for prime members, which previously allowed customers to purchase up to seven apparel items, try them within seven days, and return what they didn't keep.

Notable Quotes:
"If you don't like it within the seven-day period, you have to send it back." – Dick Toledo [16:30]
"It's like going to a dressing room and you pay for everything first." – Brady Bogen [16:28]
"With AI technology, they're able to size you without trying the clothes on physically." – Dick Toledo [16:40]

8. Public Libraries vs. McDonald's (05:08 - 06:03)

A quick yet intriguing fact reveals that the United States boasts more public libraries (approximately 16,500) than McDonald's locations (under 14,000), contrary to popular belief.

Notable Quote:
"There are more public libraries in the US than McDonald's." – Dick Toledo [04:53]

9. Rosebuds Discussion (34:14 - 40:45)

The hosts engage in a humorous yet bizarre discussion about "rosebuds," a term they loosely associate with certain physiological phenomena. The conversation spirals into absurdity, blending humor with fictional elements about public behaviors.

Notable Quotes:
"There is an awful lot of people whose buttholes are out of their bodies. And that's on film." – Brady Bogen [34:46]
"Nobody in the room watching a rosebud has not had their own rosebud." – Brady Bogen [35:23]
"Rosebuds are a full-on beehive that comes out of something breaching the crest." – Brady Bogen [35:52]

10. Audience-Sharing Video Content and Reactions (26:06 - 40:45)

Listeners share various viral videos, ranging from "Super Dog" on a motorcycle to distressing self-harm clips. The hosts provide humorous and sometimes insensitive commentary, reflecting their characteristic edgy and provocative style.

Notable Quotes:
"He's taking a steak knife to his balls. It's his balls and it's…" – Brady Bogen [30:07]
"This one's for Brady. How'd you see this one?" – Larry [31:03]
"Super Dog… jumps off the bike and starts running." – Dick Toledo [26:23]

11. Closing Remarks and Advertisements (41:35 - End)

The episode concludes with Brady Bogen and Dick Toledo wrapping up their discussions, interspersed with advertisements for local businesses and services. They maintain their humorous banter, leaving listeners with a mix of entertainment and information.

Notable Quote:
"Visit homework's morning sickness online@98kupd.com." – John Holmberg [28:37]

Key Takeaways:

• Diverse Topics: The episode covers a wide range of subjects, from local comedy shows and health segments to controversial news stories and bizarre online trends.

• Engaging Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo provide a dynamic and often provocative dialogue, keeping listeners entertained through humor and candid discussions.

• Mental Health Insight: A significant and sensitive discussion on the experiences of deaf individuals with schizophrenia offers listeners a glimpse into rare psychological phenomena, albeit with a comedic twist.

• Local Stories: The narrative about the cop and the hooker stealing his car adds a local flavor, resonating with the Arizona audience.

• Humor and Controversy: The hosts balance humor with controversial topics, ensuring that the content remains engaging and thought-provoking.

Note: This summary focuses solely on the content segments of the podcast, excluding advertisements, intros, and outros as per the request.