Holmberg's Morning Sickness - January 15, 2026

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Arizona’s #1 morning show, Holmberg’s Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, mixes irreverent comedy, raw honesty, and topical discussion in its signature blend of banter. In this episode, John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Dale Hellestrae, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo dissect the cultural and political madness of the day, riff on news clips, muse about getting older, and enjoy their typical mix of listener emails and memorable off-color personal stories. Guest Akash Singh (comedian, Flagrant podcast) stops in for an extended, in-depth interview—offering rare behind-the-scenes insights about interviewing political figures and navigating fame and controversy in the modern media landscape.

Episode Highlights & Key Conversation Points

1. Aging, Cold Cases, and Mortality

• Topic: Holmberg reflects on seeing a news story about a 53-year-old man arrested for a years-old cold case and how it made him think about his own capacity for “snapping” or committing crime later in life.

  • “I always put my age on top of the age of the person that got arrested. I’m not out of the woods yet as far as potentially losing my cool.” — John Holmberg [03:12]

• Observations: The hosts joke about beating death “by a year” when people their own age die or get sentenced for crimes. Paranoia around jail and personal safety humorously thread the conversation.

  • “[Fear of jail] outweighs any anger I could have. Nobody’s worth that to me.” — Holmberg [04:08]

2. Politics, Identity, and Tribalism: Can Men Get Pregnant?

• Topic: Extended riffing on a viral Senate committee clip in which Dr. Verma, a medical expert, waffles on the straightforward question, “Can men get pregnant?”, as pressed by Senator Moody.

  • “How do we live in a world where this is happening in our politics and anybody takes a side?” — Holmberg [07:54]
  • “Of course men can’t get pregnant...I don’t want to be on either team that would even entertain that discussion, let alone try to make up new rules. It’s crazy.” — Holmberg [09:50]

• Tone: Cynically comedic; the segment satirizes how tribal politics erode common sense, with the panel lampooning both the Senator’s motives and the doctor’s inability to give a direct (biological) answer.

• Listener Interaction: Holmberg notes listener emails urging him to “pick a side” in the culture war, which he vehemently refuses, insisting on focusing on “your own house.”

3. Emails & Life Lessons: Treat Your Vagina Like a Star Wars Action Figure

• Topic: Reading and reacting to listener emails covering:

  • A fan “starstruck” by John at a gas station.
  • A woman whom Holmberg claims he “saved” decades ago by giving her sexual wisdom: to treat her vagina “like a 1977 Kenner Darth Vader,” to preserve her value.

  “Because [of your advice], I’m 53 and started dating a 24-year-old guy who’s blown away at how pristine I am…” — Listener Email [23:39] “Always treat your vagina like a 1977 Kenner Darth Vader. If it comes out of the box, it only gets played with by a couple good people...” — Holmberg [40:28]

• Humor Highlight: Running gag about “kitchen trolls”—the unattractive (often unhygienic) kitchen employees at restaurants who somehow manage to sleep with the best-looking waitresses.

  • “Trolls have magics, but they could do it to hot waitresses ... the gift that keeps on giving.” — Panel [45:27]

4. Scams, Loneliness, and Older Women

• Topic: News stories and call-ins about elderly women falling for romance scams—selling their homes to wire money to “military” suitors promising gold shipments.

  • “If you need warnings that somebody’s trying to send you a pot of gold, it’s a leprechaun.” — Holmberg [47:29]
  • “This is the danger, ladies, of keeping too tight a grip on that thing. … Let loose with it every once in a while!” — Holmberg [51:44]

• Sex & Aging: Extended, often uncomfortable, discussion of elders’ sexual desires, and why adult children need to be aware their parents may want “companionship” (read: sex), not just friends.

5. Political & News Skepticism: The Simulation is Shattered

• Topic: Holmberg admits to deepening skepticism toward all contemporary news coverage, calling out how social issues serve as diversions from real scandals (Wag the Dog reference), and expressing semi-serious “conspiracy” thinking (e.g., crisis actors, fake protests, distractions).

  • “Nothing feels real to me anymore. … I just don’t buy it.” — Holmberg [65:05]
  • “Marches are weather-related. … Nobody, no one cares enough about a topic to march in bad weather.” [64:25]
  • “I feel like everything is crisis acting and all that. … It’s the Steelers’ fault. They clock out of the playoffs and I’ve got nothing else to do.” — Holmberg [85:54]

6. Akash Singh Interview: Behind the Podcast Curtain

• Topic: Standup comedian Akash Singh (co-host, Flagrant podcast w/ Andrew Schulz) joins to discuss:

  • The experience of interviewing Trump, Bernie Sanders, and other political figures.
  • The unexpected cultural/political influence (and backlash) of their show.
  • The performance “mode” of politicians in person (“They need you to like them; socially not dumb.” [109:09])
  • The burden and distortion that comes with fame and being painted as “brocastr” or political mouthpiece.

  “We just tried to ask most of what we wanted to ask that [Trump] would not get up and walk out for.” — Akash Singh [105:51] “There’s a cost to that, that you think about … you’re excited to be a part of this thing. So you don’t think about getting involved in the politics world. Now you become a target.” — Akash Singh [123:53]

• Personal Stories: Akash shares a harrowing tale of a trusted employee pawning all his camera equipment to pay off a gambling debt [121:26].

• Conspiracies, Hate, and Joy: Singh and Holmberg riff on conspiratorial thinking, how hate for rival sports teams brings happiness, and skepticism toward public figures who seem “too nice” (i.e., Tim Tebow).

  • “Hate is the answer. … Hate is funnier, and it’s more fun, and it actually makes you happier. Without hate, you can’t find happiness.” — Holmberg [114:47]

7. Sports, Aging, and Listener Letters

• Topic: Dale Hellestrae details his experiences as a Dallas Cowboy and the oddities of post-career fame—including being mailed hand-written fan letters from presumably lonely, possibly special needs, football nerds.
• Humor: Extensive ribbing between Holmberg and Hellestrae regarding the likelihood of letter-writing fans, the authenticity of such fan mail, and jokes about kitchen trolls, old men “wandering off” (Silver Alerts), and why superstitions matter in professional sports.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On modern tribalism:
  “People would respect you more if you picked a side.”
  “I don’t want to be on either team that would even entertain that discussion, let alone try to make up new rules.” — Holmberg [09:50]

• On aging and mortality:
  “It’s almost like passing … well I made that, right? I passed that stage.” — Brady [02:53]

• On old ladies and romance scams:
  “They just want a man to love. That’s right. Check their computers.” — Holmberg [60:16]

• On political interviews:
  “Trump in business mode is probably: ‘I want to get my deal that I want.’ But … they’re socially not dumb. That’s how they get to their position.” — Akash Singh [109:10]

• On legacy as a radio advice-giver:
  “You saved a slut. Signed, friend of Brandon.” — Listener Email [24:07]

• On hate vs. love (sports):
  “Hate is the answer. … Hate is funnier, and it’s more fun, and it actually makes you happier. Without hate, you can’t find happiness.” — Holmberg [114:47]

Noteworthy Segments with Timestamps

• [04:49] – Holmberg reveals fear of jail and philosophical musings about not “snapping” in midlife.
• [06:50–13:50] – Satirical deconstruction of “can men get pregnant?” viral political testimony.
• [15:06] – Hilarious riff on gay neighbors, childfree adult living, and adopting children.
• [23:37] – Email from a listener who credits John with encouraging her to “respect her vagina,” plus extended Star Wars/collectible analogy.
• [40:28] – “Always treat your vagina like a 1977 Kenner Darth Vader…” analogy moment.
• [45:27] – Origin story and long riff on “kitchen trolls” in the restaurant service industry.
• [47:29] – Breakdown of an elderly woman scammed by “suitor” promising her gold.
• [51:44–55:05] – The panel discusses the uncomfortable truths of elderly sexuality and the realities of “companionship.”
• [65:05–66:53] – Holmberg’s epic “everything’s fake” media rant; “Simulation is shattered.”
• [104:43–128:00] – Deep-diving interview with Akash Singh about political podcasting, internet backlash, and the “curse” of celebrity.
• [140:00+] – Dale Hellestrae reflects on Super Bowl memories and the nature of sports superstition.

Tone, Language, and Style

• Irreverent, direct, self-deprecating humor; no sacred cows.
• Frequently sarcastic/satirical.
• Candid, sometimes crude, with “locker room talk” and colorful analogies.
• Generational, Arizona-centric references; inside jokes (e.g., “troll seed,” “silver alerts”).

Summary for New Listeners

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness is a high-octane ride through aging existential dread, the absurdity of modern culture and politics, and unabashed personal confessionals. It features trademark segments lampooning both left and right, extended listener interactions, and a standout interview with Akash Singh that takes listeners deep inside the machinery of modern podcast/radio fame and political influence. You’ll find both cringeworthy and surprisingly poignant reflections—anchored by the show’s uniquely chaotic, boundary-pushing style.

Quick Navigation (Timestamps)

• [03:12] – Aging, crime, and mortality musings
• [06:50–13:50] – Viral Senate debate & tribal politics
• [23:37] – Fan email: “respect your vagina,” Star Wars toy analogy
• [40:28–45:27] – Kitchen trolls, slut-shaming, sex/life lessons
• [51:44] – Sexuality & loneliness in elders
• [65:05–66:53] – News/conspiracy/media rant
• [104:43–128:00] – Akash Singh interview on podcaster as kingmaker
• [140:00+] – Cowboys/sports stories, fan mail, superstition in sports

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