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John Holmberg
All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up North features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe DeRosa on Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups. And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here for.
Brett Vesely
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John Holmberg
No.
Brett Vesely
Are you sure?
John Holmberg
Positive.
Brett Vesely
I think you do.
John Holmberg
No. Lufthansa maybe, but, you know, I don't know.
Brett Vesely
Lufthansa's yours. Isn't that Swiss?
Brady
They're like German.
John Holmberg
That was a big heist from Goodfellas.
Brett Vesely
Come on. I don't remember.
John Holmberg
What are you doing?
Brett Vesely
I don't remember all of your crimes. I'm sorry. I just assumed it was you because I saw on the news last night and I've been reading about it and it made me laugh, and it shouldn't, but it did. An Arizona couple is going to sue American Airlines because one of their employees immediately saw them and accused the husband of human trafficking. All right, it was a black guy with a white wife. They had just gotten married. They're in Miami on their honeymoon, and somebody from American Airlines went, whoa, what's going on here? Clearly, a case of trafficking would alert the authorities. So the couple is a black man and a white woman. They were leaving Phoenix for their honeymoon in Miami when the man was accused of sex trafficking his wife. They had just gotten married. They're smiling. They're having a nice time. On the plane headed from Phoenix, she.
John Holmberg
Was told to smile.
Brett Vesely
That's exactly right. Smile, bitch. I tried.
John Holmberg
Don't make me.
Brett Vesely
So it says the passenger allegedly told flight crews that he thought this guy's definitely trafficking his wife. And the crew didn't go, sit down, nut bag. They went, all right, we'll look into it. Which means a Vesli was working.
John Holmberg
Why does that have anything to do with me?
Brett Vesely
I have a feeling I don't know what you're doing. Excuse me, Stewart. I'm almost positive that that man there with that white woman, he's trafficking her and we have to do something. I was thinking the exact Same thing. I'll be right back. And so the passenger that told the flight crew he thought that was happening. The flight crew never even questioned the couple. They called the police immediately. Hey, we got a. We got trouble landing here. We're gonna stop a big trafficking ring.
John Holmberg
You're welcome.
Brett Vesely
Could you explain what's going on? Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't have to explain. I just send you pictures. You do the math.
John Holmberg
I'll airdrop it to you right now.
Brett Vesely
They say in our society, you can love and marry whomever you want. Just because they're a different race doesn't mean they should be stereotyped, Said civil rights attorney Ben Taylor. Unaffiliated with the case, but kind of on the side I'm on. Attorney Ben Taylor's talking, or Taylor's talking, about this case that was filed last week. It alleges that Anthony Williams, the husband, was falsely accused of trafficking his wife. Now, here's where it gets a little bit where Brett Vesely's.
John Holmberg
Whoa, come on, now.
Brett Vesely
Katsiarina Shasha Holka is the wife's name.
John Holmberg
I couldn't even pronounce that.
Brett Vesely
Neither could he. What's your name again? Come here, B. Yeah, that's why he just called her Boo. The documents show the couple was headed to their tropical honeymoon. It says, quote, whenever you assume something, it can get you in trouble. Here. It shows that the airline attendant just assumed and assuming something was going on and that it was human trafficking. Without even asking a question. The lawsuit claims the passenger told the flight crew they suspected it, then they didn't question it. They went right into an investigation. The suit also claims the couple was imprisoned by the airline employees, escorting them off the plane and saying, you stand here and you stand here, and you can't leave. They didn't know what was going on. Says they need to do some training and clean up the culture over there at American Airlines. The stewardess Brittina Visley.
Brady
Oh, stewardess.
Brett Vesely
This case. Yeah. She was quoted as saying, oh, oh.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly the case was.
Brett Vesely
As a repeat offender here. That's the worst part. American Airlines, who's done this before, shows that they're doing it again. As the attorney, I am definitely going to sue them for negligence. The couple is only seeking $75,000 in damages.
John Holmberg
See, that's the problem there. They just want. They just want their vacation.
Brett Vesely
I'll tell you exactly what that is, Bert. That's how much money they would have made had he got a soldo when they got to Miami. That dude missed out on a $75,000 payday thanks to American Airlines. Told you, man. That's why that see something, say something crap has to end. Because some people see things that only they see. And when they say something, they might find that crooked lid to their crooked pot and go, excuse me, Mr. Vestle. Yeah. Do you see what I see? The human trafficking? Yeah, I see it. Let's do something about that. But again, if you're eavesdropping and you hear a woman going, I don't. I would like to understand. I don't understand what's happening. Don't worry about it, baby. I'll take care of you when we get to Miami.
John Holmberg
Stewardess wasn't talking like this.
Brett Vesely
Just hang. Lose blood. You're gonna catch up on the rebound. Out of minute. This is why I assumed it was your family. Stuff like that. Crap like that is exactly why I assumed it was your family. But again, Cassie Arena. Sheshaholka. Might have looked a little bit like she had been.
John Holmberg
Is there a picture?
Brett Vesely
I want to see this brought over. She's very pretty. They're both very. They're both very handsome people. That's the couple in question. You know, let's see.
John Holmberg
I could see where they.
Brett Vesely
I can't. Brad. It's just two people. Enjoy. They're smiling and goofing around like, I'm pretty sure I know what's going on here. Got some Russian broad. That dude. I think he used to play for the Knicks. He clearly bought that. What's your name? Shashahina. Yeah. Yeah, I'm on to something. I'll be right back. I'll be right back with your high C and your wife's vodka. I know what's going on here. I see. I didn't know the high C. Yeah, all right. I'm bringing it to you anyway, before cutting out the middleman.
Brady
It's the fifth airline they've gotten money from.
Brett Vesely
It's brilliant, sir.
John Holmberg
We don't have any house. Ain't that a.
Brett Vesely
I'm being sold. I'm being salt. Did she say she'd be insult. I think she's old. I think she'd be. All she's saying is, I would like some salt. That dude's gonna sell her. I think you just mind your own. If you think there's human trafficking going on.
John Holmberg
See, you're damned if you do, you're.
Brett Vesely
Damned if you don't. Here's what you do with that, Brett. You take the Holmberg philosophy. You observe it as best you can. You listen, you pull some information out, and then you take it on the radio a few days later with a great story. You keep your nose out of it until you're positive it's human trafficking. You're nothing but a racist. You can't look at people and go, human trafficking, Getting involved. I'm not ever doing that. I'd have to see somebody getting pulled out of a, like, kicking and screaming and stuffed into a truck. And even then, I'm just going to say what I think I so maybe it was a game. I don't know. I'll give you guys trafficking like someone.
Brady
Else flying her to the Bahamas.
Brett Vesely
He's taking her back to his island. I don't know what these people are thinking. Visit homebird's morning sickness online@98kupd.com College hoops.
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Brett Vesely
Hey, it's Larry McFeely here with Wayne from Amco. And Wayne, now that it's getting warmer, I turned on the AC in my car and the air's blowing kind of cool, but it really smells like a basement. What can I do about that, Larry? Your car's AC system should be checked and serviced every year. Plus, replacing the cabin air filter helps.
Larry McFeely
The air blow strong and takes away any nasty smell.
Brett Vesely
Nice. Is that a big deal to get done?
Larry McFeely
Not at all.
Brett Vesely
It takes about an hour, and in most cases, we can do it while you wait. That's awesome. I'll say. We're Amco. Google amco for your nearest location. That's Amco double a MCO transmissions and a whole lot more home birds. Morning sickness. That's the same thing as that story in New York when that guy was next door to those middle Eastern people and they started getting a lot of deliveries and he didn't like the look of that. So see something, say something called the police.
John Holmberg
What was it?
Brett Vesely
The guy was just an electronics dude. He had a lot of. A lot of deliveries.
John Holmberg
Live next to Larry.
Brett Vesely
It's like me. I look, if you. If I Was Middle Eastern and, you know, in the whole gear. And you saw as many times as the Amazon truck was at my house, you'd think I was up to something. But his garage was full of boxes, and he worked for home, called and thought he was building the bomb, and the dude was. Dude was just doing his job. Don't get involved.
John Holmberg
I make clocks.
Brett Vesely
Most of the time. It's not human traffic. I make big clock with red bottoms on it with fuses. It's funny. The alarm goes boom. Yeah, don't. But I do. I see.
John Holmberg
Wait a minute. Why are you blaming my people?
Brett Vesely
Because you. I'm not blaming your people, Brett.
John Holmberg
The employees were named Michael Wilfong and Angel Rodriguez.
Brett Vesely
So you got an Asian and a quinceanera. None of these two is my family. Well, that's. The other one, isn't. Or is that just here? No, they're just now getting the settlement because this. Okay, I see. It happened in 2022, but now they're. The lawsuit's actually occurring now. Okay, I thought it was more recent than that, but still, they should sue Will Fung and Garcia or whoever. I don't know.
Brady
Oh, it's trafficking, girl.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, but that's.
Brady
What.
Brett Vesely
Like, Brady, if you and I saw what we thought was human trafficking, we'd make jokes. That Russian ladies clearly getting sold he. I thought that same thing. We're not gonna get a stiff.
Brady
Like.
Brett Vesely
And I'm also not turning to a flight attendant to solve that mystery, Scooby Doo. I'm gonna maybe get to the airport and go. I don't like what's going on here. There was a lot of weird conversation. Could you be more specific? I. I'd rather not, because if I'm wrong, I look like a racist, but that Russian lady seemed like she's under a spell. And by the way, I'm never turning in anybody of color with a white woman because I'm trying to protect the white woman. Not happening. Unless there's some actual physical activity, I'm not assuming a thing.
John Holmberg
Excuse me, stewardess. I think Khloe Kardashian over there is being trafficked.
Brett Vesely
I'm on it.
Brady
I got John. We're going to the same. They're going to the Bahamas. Throwing an air tag in his pocket.
Brett Vesely
I don't care that much about what's going on in the world. I might even hear him going, I've been bought and sold, and here's the bar. He's selling me back to my owners. Like, how about that? Another Diet Coke for me. If you don't mind. And I'm just gonna avert my eyes from that whole situation before I get too deep.
Brady
Congratulations.
Brett Vesely
Blink if you need my help, Cashiani. She blinked. I have to blink. It was my eyes. Moisten themselves. The only way.
John Holmberg
Oh, man.
Brett Vesely
So, anyway, I was worried about Brett's people being involved in this, but again, my advice to you, don't listen to. I look at the. See something, say something. The same way I look at the way the news started to use our phones for their needs. Don't say it. Oh, no, we'll get to that in two seconds. Yeah, I'll finish my thought, and we'll get to the real news. When the news started. When the news started to say, hey, send us your pictures, and we'll. We'll show it on the news. Or if you're buying news thing, film it. Like, no, no, that's your job. You do that, you send photographers. And now what have they done? They fired all their photographers. It's up to you. Here's. You ever watch the news? All the footage is from you and me. Oh, yeah, they have their name.
John Holmberg
Here's the handle on Instagram. Yeah, they.
Brett Vesely
They farmed it out to us for freebies. I think that's the same thing cops and investigators are doing. Like, hey, if you see something, why don't you do something? No way. Not getting involved in that crap. You're crazy.
John Holmberg
Batman brings a good point. Why isn't the passenger who made the accusation being lit up, too?
Brett Vesely
Yeah, exactly. Well, because they didn't have American Airlines money, and American Airlines was wrong. You're on a plane. Where are they going? They're all going to the same place. If you got curiosity, you just. You know, so long as they're keeping it together on the plane, you don't need to stop it right now and march them off and imprison them. If human trafficking's going on, at least get everybody else to the destination and then say something. Say it to a cop if that's risky.
Larry McFeely
Hug a cop.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, that black. You said hug, right? That sounded terrible. I'm never gonna say the phrase to anybody. That black guy over there with that white woman. I don't like the look of it. You're not hearing that out of my mouth. He bought her, no question. And I'm gonna stop that transaction. Nope. You're on your own, sister. Enjoy your life. That guy didn't do anything. And as happy as they look, maybe she likes being trafficked. Even if. Even if you were right, she doesn't Seem too down about it. So the world is crooked and scary. Now what? Brett just pulled up. Breaking news. No, we don't need it for this one. The great Bob Euchre has passed at age 90. Oh.
John Holmberg
Was he still broadcasting?
Brett Vesely
No, he's been out for a while. Bob Euchre died. Oh, the last of the great voices in baseball. When did that happen?
John Holmberg
Just now.
Brett Vesely
I mean, just now. Posted. Euchre's gone.
John Holmberg
It's on. Oh, this is a breaking news story. Check back for updates.
Brett Vesely
Oh, Bob Euchre. He's 90 years old, which means, you know, we're inevitably going to get this news, but Major league, he's a Brewers NBC. It was Mr. Belvedere. He wasn't Mr. He was on Mr. Belvedere, but. And just one of the greatest voices in the history of sports. In fact, the stories he tells, which are spectacular. If you ever go back and Google Bob Euchre, do the one where he told Johnny Carson about the time he fought a fan and got sued. It's hilarious. And I'm not even going to try to do it justice by telling it. If you have the time, do it. It's a great story. He said he's got some gems, that dude. And also, what we knew of Bob Euchre, thanks to Brady, was he was carrying a huge hog.
Brady
He broadcast early on. And there's a guy named Tom Collins. You tell a story when they would go on the road to the games, and he would always say, if it wasn't nailed down, yeah, he was getting it. But he was talking about this girl. They. They had a couple of girls that they, you know, from town to town that they would hook up with. And one they called was Detroit Shirley. And they go, and every time they're in Detroit, you takes Detroit Shirley out, blah, blah, blah. Well, the following year, Detroit Shirley is missing after four years in a row, and they're both absolutely convinced she's in the trunk with Hoffa.
Brett Vesely
You got rid of her. No kidding.
Brady
So the first time I ever met, I was doing the Drew, hey, batta thing. I knew of that story from being in Milwaukee, and we're doing a thing with the Diamondbacks, and Euchre is there. It's a dunk booth. And I got to go in at first. And then Euchre's doing it to raise money for charity, right? And I just tapped him on the back of the shoulder, and I said, detroit Shirley is wanting to talk to you.
Brett Vesely
And he just turned around and they started.
John Holmberg
How do you know about that?
Brett Vesely
Jazz to bed outside. Yeah. Bob Euker. That was a big one. Yeah, his stories were legendary. Legendary is what.
John Holmberg
Here's a. Here's.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I'm looking at him now. It's coming up all over. That's a rough one. Now you got Vin Scully gone, Bob Euchre gone, Harry Carey gone. All of them are gone. All the good ones are gone. Ball four, ball eight, low.
John Holmberg
And Vaughn has walked the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, he was the best. What a voice too. Saw him golfing once and somebody said something about his hog and it made me look. I think it was you because he had a pair of shorts on. He said, I only got like a nine inch dick. Thanks, Brady.
John Holmberg
So he was like Milton Burrow.
Brett Vesely
Just.
John Holmberg
Just enough.
Brett Vesely
And he came out of the bathroom and there was a bouncer in there. I'm like, God damn it, Brady.
Brady
So someone said there's another one where they're in a hotel and you got booted out of the room. The room was locked and he had to go basically down the floor in the elevator completely naked.
Brett Vesely
Euchre to get to back to his room. That's not easy. So what we're saying is Bob uecker died about 20 minutes ago. The rest of his penis should pass away in the next three or four days. So tip one to the uke.
John Holmberg
I'm watching Major league.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Maybe have to take a peek at Major league again because he made that brilliant. Dale Hellistray is coming in in just moments. We'll talk to him next. It's 98. Arizona's most powerful rocket. It's out of control now. 98.
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: January 16, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Broadcast: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
In this compelling segment, John Holmberg and his co-host Bret Vesely delve into a troubling incident involving an interracial couple—Anthony Williams and his white wife, Katsiarina Shasha Holka—who filed a lawsuit against American Airlines. The couple alleges that during their honeymoon flight from Phoenix to Miami, an airline employee wrongfully accused Anthony of human trafficking his wife solely based on their interracial relationship.
Details of the Incident: Bret Vesely outlines the grievous situation, stating, "An Arizona couple is going to sue American Airlines because one of their employees immediately saw them and accused the husband of human trafficking his wife" (03:36). The couple, newly married and evidently enjoying their honeymoon, were subjected to unwarranted suspicion by American Airlines staff. The crew's immediate and severe response—accusing the husband without any substantial evidence—led to the couple being escorted off the plane and detained without explanation.
Legal Perspectives: Civil rights attorney Ben Taylor comments on the case, emphasizing the racial undertones and the need for accountability within airline protocols. Taylor asserts, "Just because they're a different race doesn't mean they should be stereotyped" (04:25), highlighting the broader implications of such discriminatory practices in society.
Hosts' Commentary and Humorous Take: Bret Vesely infuses his analysis with characteristic humor, critiquing the airline's hasty judgment and the flawed "see something, say something" policy. He quips, "That's why I assumed it was your family. Crap like that is exactly why I assumed it was your family." (07:29) while mocking the overzealous nature of some passengers' suspicions. The discussion evolves into a broader critique of racial stereotypes and the pitfalls of jumping to conclusions without evidence.
Notable Quotes:
Transitioning from social issues to sports, the hosts mourn the recent passing of Bob Uecker, a beloved figure in baseball broadcasting. Brett Vesely shares fond memories and humorous anecdotes about Uecker, celebrating his storied career and larger-than-life personality.
Tribute to Bob Uecker: Brett reflects on Uecker's impact, saying, "Bob Euchre died. Oh, the last of the great voices in baseball... one of the greatest voices in the history of sports." (16:13). The hosts reminisce about Uecker's legendary stories, such as his humorous encounter with Johnny Carson and his playful antics during charity events.
Anecdotes and Memories: Brady Bogen adds depth to the tribute by recounting Uecker's memorable broadcasts and his engaging presence at events. Brett continues with humor, sharing, "Bob uecker died about 20 minutes ago. So tip one to the uke." (19:11)—a nod to Uecker's enduring legacy and the lighthearted spirit he brought to his work.
Notable Quotes:
Amidst the serious discussions, the hosts also highlight community initiatives. Brett Vesely promotes the “Homburg Bound” campaign, encouraging listeners to support the Humane Society by purchasing special brews, with proceeds aiding animal welfare efforts. This segment underscores the show's commitment to local engagement and charitable causes.
Event Promotion: Brett details the upcoming event on January 28 at Four Peaks in Tempe, where the community will gather to enjoy drinks, support the Humane Society, and honor the sale of the commemorative "Homburg Bound" beer. He invites listeners to join in the festivities, emphasizing the dual purpose of fun and philanthropy.
Notable Quotes:
As the episode concludes, the hosts reflect on the day's discussions, blending humor with heartfelt tributes. John Holmberg ensures listeners stay informed and entertained, maintaining the show's signature blend of insightful commentary and lighthearted banter.
Notable Timestamps:
This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" masterfully intertwines pressing social issues with community spirit and nostalgic tributes, offering listeners a well-rounded and engaging experience.
Tune into Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10 AM on 98KUPD (97.9 FM), through the 98KUPD app, or visit www.98kupd.com for the latest updates, entertainment, and community news.
<a id="timestamp03:36"></a> Timestamp 03:36: Bret Vesely introduces the lawsuit against American Airlines and outlines the incident involving Anthony Williams and Katsiarina Shasha Holka.
<a id="timestamp04:17"></a> Timestamp 04:17: Bret emphasizes the dangers of making assumptions without evidence, highlighting the couple's wrongful accusation.
<a id="timestamp07:29"></a> Timestamp 07:29: Bret discusses the racial implications of the incident, questioning the validity of the passenger's suspicions.
<a id="timestamp16:13"></a> Timestamp 16:13: Announcement of Bob Uecker's passing and reflections on his legacy in sports broadcasting.
<a id="timestamp19:11"></a> Timestamp 19:11: Final humorous tribute to Bob Uecker, celebrating his unique personality and contributions to baseball.