01-16-26 - Guad Squares - MLK Day Edition - Obama And Big Mike - Ice T - Trump - Morgan Freeman - Black Lady Brady - Tracy Morgan - Michael And Prince Jackson

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – "Guadalupe Squares: MLK Day Edition" (01-16-2026)

Episode Overview

In this highly comedic MLK Day special, John Holmberg and crew present the “Guadalupe Squares,” a parody celebrity tic-tac-toe game, with each square manned by outrageous character impressions — from Barack Obama and Big Mike (Michelle Obama), to Ice T, Donald Trump, Morgan Freeman, Black Lady Brady, Tracy Morgan, Michael and Prince Jackson, and more. The cast lampoons racial identity, civil rights holiday clichés, and cultural touchstones through fast-paced, sometimes biting improv, all while engaging callers in trivia for prizes. The show walks the line between irreverence and homage, giving MLK weekend a chaotic, satirical spin.

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Key Segments and Highlights

1. Setting Up the MLK Day Guadalupe Squares

[00:24 – 00:47]

• The hosts kick off the first “Guadalupe Squares” of the year, making it clear this edition will lean into MLK Day, with references to civil rights and racial humor.
• Joking suspicion around Brett’s (Bret Vesely) “excitement” about civil rights:
  “Brett loves civil rights. I don’t trust his excitement.” – John Holmberg [00:33]

2. Top Rows and Celebrity Entrants

Obama & "Big Mike" (Michelle Obama Parody)

[00:54 – 01:46]

• Barack Obama enters, soon joined by "Big Mike" (Michelle), portrayed as brashly sexual and domineering, making innuendos about pegging the ex-president in honor of her birthday.
• Memorable banter sets the tone for the episode’s bawdy, borderline absurd racial parody:
  • “Somebody getting pegged this weekend.” – Big Mike (Michelle Obama) [01:07]
  • “That’s me...” – Obama [01:11]

Ice T Tribute and "Colors" Rap Performance

[02:03 – 03:05]

• Ice T arrives, delivers a mini-rap performance of his 1988 track “Colors” — joined unexpectedly by Donald Trump, who attempts his own version.
  • "You’ve seen this movie, you gon’ live it. …Colors!” – Ice T [02:27]
  • Trump chimes in: “My colors, my honor, my colors, my all. With my colors upon me, one soldier stands tall.” [03:58]

President Trump’s Schtick

[03:08 – 04:13]

• Trump delivers a hyperbolic monologue about being beloved by "the blacks" and skewers Biden’s infamous “you ain’t black” gaffe.
  • Satirical claims of his rap skills: “A lot of people say I did it better than Ice T.” – Trump [04:01]

Morgan Freeman’s Cynical Wisdom

[04:14 – 06:52]

• Morgan Freeman laments how people only remember civil rights on MLK weekend, accusing the hosts of “crackery.”
  • “I like to celebrate civil rights every single day, unlike you crackers who just notice it when you get a three day weekend.” [04:29]
  • Roasts Cory for his whiteness: “Corey’s so white, the saltine people are suing him.” [05:37]
  • Launches into a prison rape riff about what would happen if Cory went to Shawshank.

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3. Middle Rows: Comic Escalations

Black Lady Brady's Heatwave

[06:59 – 09:11]

• "Black Lady Brady" complains about Arizona’s heat in January and its effects on her “nether regions,” mixing old Southern and Black comic tropes with sexual exaggerations.
  • “I got the vapors, I’m sweating like a hoe in church!” [07:19]
  • Jokes about "Vietnam veterans in my vagina" due to the humidity [08:09]
  • Discusses giving away her toes for lemonade: “Give you four of my toes… I just need the big one.” [09:04]

Tracy Morgan and the Walmart Truck

[09:27 – 11:37]

• Tracy Morgan recounts the real-life incident of being hit by a Walmart truck, claiming it’s his “biggest payday,” and riffs about being able to “take anything off the shelf” at Walmart now.
  • “The biggest payday I ever had wasn’t some movie … but I got trucked over by a Walmart truck. And I’m a billionaire.” [09:30]
  • Teases Cory for allegedly using hot chocolate shampoo and escalates into a “Swiss dick” bit. [11:39]

Michael & Prince Jackson Confusion

[12:22 – 14:48]

• Michael Jackson appears to celebrate “African culture” with Prince, leading to a surreal riff about their racial identity (and AI duets).
  • “I want to celebrate the African culture with my son. Come on in here, Prince.” [12:34]
  • The pair attempt to sing "Ebony and Ivory."
  • Discussions about their family resemblance; Prince claims, "I was named after another African American singing hero. … Prince." [14:09]
  • Meta-humor about using the “n-word pass”: “Do you not have the pass?” – Cory / “I have it, I just won’t use it.” – Prince [26:56]

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4. Prize Game – Callers, Trivia, and Rapid-fire Jokes

[15:53 – 25:54]

• Listeners Lori and Paul call in; each picks squares for a chance to win concert tickets.

• Character answers are always roundabout, full of in-character tangents:

  • Black Lady Brady extols romance on a full stomach: “I like my stomach to look like it’s covered in romance. That means we know they got the job done.” [16:51]
  • Trump improvises dark humor jokes: “I like my ladies so dark their nickname is under the bed.” [20:22]
  • Obama and Big Mike go astray, turning a question about true friendship into a double entendre about “investing 200 inches” [22:25], then break into "Give It to Me Baby."

• Technical difficulties abound; characters break the fourth wall riffing on mic issues and show production.

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5. Closing Skits and Epilogue

The Jacksons Reflect on "The Black Experience"

[25:43 – 28:28]

• Prince Jackson gives a mock-serious speech about racial profiling and being “harassed by the man,” while Michael and the others joke about “privilege,” Jackson family lore, and “keeping it black.”
  • “Can’t a man like me, Prince Jackson, drive around in his Monte Carlo without getting hassled by the man?” [27:29]

Final Wrap and Next Week’s Tease

[28:29 – 28:47]

• Hosts close the show, making plans for the long weekend, poking fun at Cory’s sports fandom and their own irreverence.

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Memorable Quotes

• Obama (as himself):
  “That’s me. My wife’s probably gonna peg me all weekend long in honor of her birthday.” [01:11]

• Morgan Freeman:
  “I like to celebrate civil rights every single day. Unlike you crackers who just notice it when you get a three-day weekend.” [04:29]

• Black Lady Brady:
  “Scummy Dick Douglas found two Vietnam veterans living inside my vagina, ‘cause it’s so humid down there.” [08:16]

• Trump:
  “I like my ladies so dark their nickname is under the bed. …Acme dark is what I’m saying.” [20:22]

• Tracy Morgan:
  “I can walk right into a Walmart, just take what I want off the shelf and leave. They say: ‘That’s Tracy Morgan, he’s allowed to have anything he wants.’” [09:30]

• Prince Jackson:
  “I was named after another African American singing hero. …Prince.” [14:09]

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Standout Comic Bits & Moments

• Trump’s tone-deaf “Colors” rap and bizarre racial one-liners [03:08 – 04:13; 20:20]
• Morgan Freeman eviscerating Corey for his “Ultra-whiteness” and “Pixar marathons” [05:07]
• Multiple characters breaking into song — “Ebony and Ivory,” "Give It to Me Baby" [13:13; 22:42]
• Black Lady Brady’s extended rant about the desert heat and body parts [06:59 – 09:11]
• Tracy Morgan’s relentless Walmart riff and fixations on mayonnaise, Oreos, and Cory’s “hot chocolate dick” [09:27 – 11:37]
• Meta-commentary about technical difficulties, characters roasting the host and themselves

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Major Timestamps

• 00:24 – 00:47: Start of Guadalupe Squares, introducing the MLK theme
• 00:54 – 01:46: Obama and Big Mike routine
• 02:03 – 03:05: Ice T “Colors” performance, joined by Trump
• 04:14 – 06:52: Morgan Freeman’s civil rights skepticism and roast
• 06:59 – 09:11: Black Lady Brady’s Arizona heat rant
• 09:27 – 11:37: Tracy Morgan on Walmart/the payout bit
• 12:22 – 14:48: Michael & Prince Jackson, confusion about race/paternity
• 15:53 – 25:54: Prize game with callers, in-character answers and running jokes
• 25:43 – 28:28: Prince Jackson mock-reflection on “The Black Experience”
• 28:29 – 28:47: Episode wrap-up and banter

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Tone & Style

The episode maintains a rollicking, no-holds-barred, rapid-fire energy throughout, with irreverent parody, meta-commentary, and topical in-jokes. Characters lean into racial and political stereotypes for comic effect, often subverting expectations with absurdity or pointed social parody, all while keeping the game show moving for callers.

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This summary pulls together all major segments, standout moments, and best jokes, making it easy for new listeners to jump in on Holmberg’s Morning Sickness’ signature blend of edgy, topical satire and character-driven improv.

Transcript

[Host/Announcer]

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[Brett]

Morning silver. Morning sickness radiate. All right, here we go. Are you ready, Corey?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Yeah, totally.

[Prince Jackson]

It's time now for the.

[Brett]

It's the first one of the year because we skipped it last year.

[Prince Jackson]

It's your Guadalupe squares and it's the MLK version.

[Brett]

All right. No.

[Big Mike]

What?

[Brett]

Yes.

[Host/Announcer]

I'm excited for the holiday.

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

We can be excited. I know, man.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Brett loves civil rights.

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

I don't trust his excitement.

[Prince Jackson]

He does love civil rights, but I.

[Brett]

Don'T trust why he's excited.

[Prince Jackson]

No, is what I say to you.

[Brett]

It is time for your MLK weekend, Guadalupe Squares.

[Prince Jackson]

And here is your host, Kid Thriller, Corey Walsh. Take it away, son.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin with a top of the square presidential player here. Obama starting things off.

[Brett]

That's exactly right. What's up, player? It's Obama here. Happy MLK Day.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

You're by yourself, though.

[Tracy Morgan]

Not for long he's not. How y' all doing?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Happy bir.

[Brett]

It's Big Mike, everybody. It's my wife, Big Mike.

[Tracy Morgan]

Somebody getting pegged this weekend.

[Brett]

That's me. That's right. My wife's gonna probably peg me all weekend long in honor of her birthday. She's like that. That's a big thing.

[Big Mike]

It's a big thing. All right. Ain't it? You're gonna love having that.

[Tracy Morgan]

Oh, man. Hey, Brady. How you doing, blood?

[Big Mike]

Good.

[Tracy Morgan]

Oh, hello.

[Black Lady Brady]

Happy birthday.

[Big Mike]

Hey, thanks, brother. Thank you, brother. It's good to have you around, man. It's good to have you around. Yeah, we gon big party this weekend, bro. You come by my birthday party?

[Prince Jackson]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

She would love to have you, Brett. She would love to have you.

[Big Mike]

Oh, I'd love to have your ass. You tell me, baby. All right.

[Black Lady Brady]

The First Lady Bash is awesome.

[Big Mike]

The First Lady Bash is happening at 11 o' clock tonight.

[Brett]

Last year I woke up with a bottle of Old English in my ass.

[Prince Jackson]

That's right. You liked it.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Oh, man. All right, now over to the Domino square. Another player here. I still t. How you doing, man?

[Brett]

I'm fine. How are you doing, mister?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Good, good.

[Prince Jackson]

Fine.

[Tracy Morgan]

Morning.

[Black Lady Brady]

What's up, player?

[Brett]

Doing all good right here. Ice B is in the house. What's up, Brady? How you doing? It's good to see you all here. Let's take it seriously, okay? We'll do a little number for you.

[Tracy Morgan]

Guys from the week.

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

Colors, colors, colors, colors, colors, colors, colors, colors.

[Brett]

You've seen this movie, you gonna live it.

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

I'm a nightmare walking psychopath talking king.

[Brett]

Jungle Just a gangster stalking like a.

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

Cracker Quick is my fuse Vendettas of.

[Tracy Morgan]

Death back the colors I choose red or blue cuz blood, it don't matter Suck a die for your life when.

[Brett]

The shotgun scatter Colors, you heard me. That's how that goes right there. Cory, happy MLK weekend. Of course, I'll be performing live this weekend.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Where?

[Brett]

Coco's ass.

[Tracy Morgan]

Oh, damn, that's me. Too blurry. Got me a cocoa ass too.

[Brett]

That's my ass.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

All right, now, as per usual, one thing doesn't change. Top right square, President Trump.

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

The blacks love me. The blacks love me. The blacks, they. I wouldn't be president if it wasn't for the blacks. So I want to thank the blacks. They hated Joe Biden. Oh, everyone, Joe Biden said, you ain't black if you don't vote for me. Well, a lot of black guys turned white that day, so thank you, black.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Throw down a little colors.

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

I'll do a little. Let's do a little bit of that. I know that very well. If you want to. I like it a lot. You know my favorite color is right now Greenland. You don't know me, fool. You disown me, fool.

[Prince Jackson]

Cool.

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

I don't need your assistance. Social persistence. Any problem I got, I put my fist in. My life is violent, but violent is life. Peace is a dream, reality's a knife. My colors, my honor, my colors, my all. With my colors upon me, one soldier stands tall.

[Black Lady Brady]

Thank you very much.

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

Very good. What do you mean, not bad? A lot of people say I did it better than iced tea.

[Host/Announcer]

Wow.

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

I think I did. I did.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

I wonder if he feels that way.

[Brett]

I'm making any comments about that right now. I thought it was pretty good.

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

I liked it a lot.

[Big Mike]

Very good.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

All right, now, over to the middle left square, Morgan Freeman. How are you, sir?

[Brett]

I think I'm all right. How are you, Corey?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Doing okay? You're hyped for the week, hyped for the weekend.

[Brett]

I'm not gonna do anything this weekend.

[Black Lady Brady]

Say hyped.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Yeah, it's a big deal.

[Brett]

I don't like that Martin Luther King's weekend is only three and then everybody goes back to being racist. I like to celebrate civil rights every single day.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Oh, okay.

[Brett]

Unlike you crackers who just notice it when you get a three day recap.

[Tracy Morgan]

I'm sure you.

[Brett]

I can't say it. I'm sure you're kinfolk.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Oh.

[Brett]

Suddenly be having African flags In your front yard if we gave you Juneteenth off. So I know you're not taking it seriously, but it probably should be. And you, Cory.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

What did I do?

[Brett]

You're the worst of them all.

[Black Lady Brady]

How?

[Brett]

You're walking around whiter than anything I've ever seen in my life. This man's so white that he actually bragged about a Disney cartoon marathon he did by himself. There isn't a brother alive who's ever sat through a whole weekend of Pixar one after the other. And I'm sure you had a little white notebook as well, writing down favorites.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

It's ridiculous.

[Brett]

Keeping notes. Oh, no, it's all up here.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

It's all up there.

[Brett]

Yeah, everything Corey does, he stores in his head like a good little cracker. Corey's so white, the saltine people are suing him.

[Black Lady Brady]

He would have been a real treat at Shawshank.

[Brett]

Oh, you'd have been taken care of several times at Shawshank.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

I would have been passed around. They fixed the limp sisters.

[Brett]

Sisters would have had at you every day in the laundry room. The worst part about it is the sisters would have probably let you try to run away for a little bit, then slowly walked after you and captured you anyway. My God, you'd be raped in prison. It wouldn't be fair.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

That's why I behave myself.

[Brett]

Now, there should be two reasons you behave yourself. One, because it's morally right to do, unlike Brady, stealing $50. I like that Brady kicked off MLK weekend wiping money from somebody and giving it to a Mexican. But, oh, Corey, please don't slip up with the law. No, no, please, never let anyone see in your laptop all those gorgeous young boys that you like to look at before bed. I'll have a laptop just in case. You don't have a laptop. Oh, I guess you'd have to have a lap for a laptop. It all makes sense now. Happy MLK decor.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Oh, thank you. Happy MLK as well. All right, now, over to the middle square, Black Lady Brady. How you doing, player?

[Black Lady Brady]

I'm doing fine, player. How you doing, everybody? Good? Hi. How y' all doing? It's been a minute since Black Lady Brady been up in town.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

A little sweet tea?

[Black Lady Brady]

Oh, no, I don't need no sweet tea. I take some limonade, though. What is going on in your town?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Well, there's the marathon outside the weekend.

[Black Lady Brady]

What is happening here? How do I show up here on January 16th?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Okay.

[Black Lady Brady]

And I'm in a sweat, I think because of January. You got a weird one. I've got the vapors. And I am sweating. I told you. Sweating like a hoe in church. I can't believe what's going on. Nobody told me how hot this was. I tell you what. Scummy Dick Douglas and I tried to have relations last night in our hotel room. Ooh, Lord. It was impossible. 80 degrees is like being in the Sub Saharan.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

It's like living in a Sub Saharan kept slipping out.

[Tracy Morgan]

Yes, that's exactly right.

[Black Lady Brady]

Too detailed, Cory. Yes, it kept slipping out. And that's a lot of slipping, too. I'm thinking even. Even me gonna move up to Minnesota just to cool off and become black ice. You call me black ice up there. I don't care what side I'm on. Just cool my ass off. My nether regions is growing rice.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Oh, God.

[Black Lady Brady]

How's Scummy Dick? Scummy Dick's fine, but he found two Vietnam veterans living inside my vagina. Cause it's so humid down there. They was lost in wool looking for Charlie.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Oh, man, they was.

[Black Lady Brady]

They popped out and said where? Charlie said you come to the wrong place. You and Scummy Dick Douglas Tunnel. Oh, Lord. Where's my luminar?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Hold me down.

[Black Lady Brady]

What's it gonna be like this summer? 200 degrees? What you guys going for the world's records?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

You won't be back in July.

[Black Lady Brady]

I ain't coming back here. No July. That's fine.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Don't forget Juneteenth, or you're gonna be melting.

[Black Lady Brady]

I'll tell you what I might do. Stop taking that Ozempic and move back here in June and just melt away.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

There you go. A little bit cheaper.

[Black Lady Brady]

Got my sugar? My toes hurt sugars.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Put the lemonade down again.

[Black Lady Brady]

Lemonade's too delicious. I take just cut one off for a delicious glass of sugary, sweet lemonade. I give you four of my toes. I don't care. I don't need all 10 of these.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

I need a balance.

[Black Lady Brady]

I just need the big one.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Does that count as hush puppies?

[Black Lady Brady]

A toes? Yeah, I guess if you deep fried them, probably.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Dogs will eat them, man. Dogs will eat them.

[Black Lady Brady]

Okay. All right. So long, serial killer. I'm staying away from that young man.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Just saying.

[Big Mike]

That's good.

[Black Lady Brady]

I know what you like, dog. I know how he's feeding his victims. Giving away their body pots to puppies.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

All right, now over to the middle right square, we got Tracy Morgan. How you feeling?

[Tracy Morgan]

I've been better. How are you doing, Corey?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

I'm no complaints.

[Tracy Morgan]

Hey, everybody. Happy weekend. I'm going to tell. I'm going to spend my entire weekend drinking and walking around the freeway by the Walmart waiting for delivery trip. Never going to do it, Brady. Biggest payday I ever had wasn't some movie I did with Kevin Smith that bomb. But I got trucked over by a Walmart truck. And I'm a billionaire. What you want from Walmart? Because I. I can walk right into a Walmart right now. I'm the only black man in the world. Walk into Walmart. Just take what I want off the shelf and leave. And nobody says a thing. They say that Tracy Morgan. He's allowed to have anything in here he wants. I'm running into a Walmart every day. They used to run into me. So why not turn about fair play, Brady.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

What are you grabbing when you're in there?

[Tracy Morgan]

Anything. I want Oreo cookies. You want some?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Yeah.

[Tracy Morgan]

You want some mayonnaise? I bet you're out.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

No, no, no.

[Tracy Morgan]

You probably love mayonnaise.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

I really don't.

[Tracy Morgan]

That surprises me. I would assume that you would like, shower in it. Yeah, I think so too. I think he's got a tap like his shampoo is mayonnaise. He doesn't need it.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

No, it's actually hot chocolate.

[Tracy Morgan]

Hot chocolate shampoo?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Yeah, it was a Christmas thing.

[Tracy Morgan]

Your shampoo is hot chocolate scented?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Yes.

[Tracy Morgan]

Are you trying to attract children?

[Black Lady Brady]

Tracy. He's got cocoa heads.

[Tracy Morgan]

I think I know you call me Coco. Is that what you just said to me?

[Host/Announcer]

He's trying to fit in.

[Tracy Morgan]

I guess so. But your head smell like hot chocolate's gonna land you in jail like we talked about earlier. And you ain't gonna like it.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

You got marshmallows too. Yeah.

[Tracy Morgan]

It smells like hot chocolate. Brett, smell his head real quick. Do it, Toledo. Smell that boy's chocolate head. Smell his head right now.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

It's hot chocolate. Tracy.

[Tracy Morgan]

Are you sure?

[Black Lady Brady]

I am sure.

[Tracy Morgan]

Who in the world makes hot chocolate flavored shampoo?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

It was for the holidays.

[Black Lady Brady]

That's again.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

That's not answering.

[Tracy Morgan]

Not answer to a question. It's still creepy.

[Black Lady Brady]

Bath and Body Works.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Maybe. Yeah. I thought it would smell good.

[Tracy Morgan]

You bought it for yourself?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Yeah.

[Tracy Morgan]

That's the creepiest I've ever seen. I can't wait to smell you. Do you wash your peels with it?

[Big Mike]

Yeah.

[Tracy Morgan]

This is the weirdest thing I've ever talked to you got hot chocolate dick.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

I gotta get myself.

[Tracy Morgan]

That's what it is.

[Black Lady Brady]

Swiss dick.

[Tracy Morgan]

Who's my Swiss dick? Does he yodel?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Yeah. Stir it in for a few minutes.

[Big Mike]

That's weird.

[Host/Announcer]

But I want to send him A big mic.

[Brett]

All right. It's not chocolate, but it looks like chocolate.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

It hurts. All right, now over to the bottom left square. Brittany.

[Black Lady Brady]

Secrets.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Greg.

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

Hey, what's up, fellas?

[Black Lady Brady]

I'm 55 years old. I'm from Michigan. I'm an entertainer. I'm a rapper. First name's Bob.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

I'm a cowboy, baby.

[Black Lady Brady]

Yeah, yeah, we got it.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

That's enough.

[Brett]

What does that do with mlk?

[Black Lady Brady]

Who's this guy again? You shut your mouth, partner.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Let's pull on here. Bottom of the square. Get to appropriation. Cultural appropriation.

[Tracy Morgan]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Really?

[Black Lady Brady]

What'd you say? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought MLK was supposed to be here. I replaced him. I'm Michael Jackson.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Oh, hey, Michael.

[Black Lady Brady]

I just wanted to be part of MLK weekend.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

That's fine. Yeah, I'm sure you're still kind of black.

[Black Lady Brady]

No, I want to celebrate the African culture with my son. Come on in here. Prince.

[Prince Jackson]

And Prince Jackson.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Why is he always with you?

[Prince Jackson]

African American man. Prince Jackson. He players.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Well, they are father and son.

[Host/Announcer]

Can't you tell the resemblance?

[Black Lady Brady]

I'm the one on the right.

[Prince Jackson]

I'm the one on the left. Father. He's my daddy. He's poppy.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

A lot of kids call him that.

[Black Lady Brady]

So much in common.

[Prince Jackson]

So much in common. Singing, dancing, very rhythmic.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

I'm sure with AI, you guys could do a song together now.

[Prince Jackson]

Sure we could. It would be great. Ebony and ivory Chamoy.

[Black Lady Brady]

Live together in perf.

[Tracy Morgan]

That's me.

[Black Lady Brady]

That's not Prince. That was me. Michael. It's hard to tell us apart because we're related, so clearly.

[Prince Jackson]

That's right.

[Brett]

Me.

[Big Mike]

He.

[Prince Jackson]

You're looking at the man in the mirror on me. All right.

[Host/Announcer]

Is it black or white?

[Prince Jackson]

Oh, it don't matter. I hear.

[Black Lady Brady]

Oh, wow.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

How can you?

[Prince Jackson]

2, 3, 4. Your butt is mine, don't pay the price. What are the words, dad?

[Black Lady Brady]

Show your face in broad daylight.

[Prince Jackson]

That's right. That's my father. I'm telling you, baby.

[Tracy Morgan]

Who?

[Prince Jackson]

I feel. This doesn't make sense. Play it on me.

[Black Lady Brady]

All right.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Nice. Nailed it. Not bad.

[Prince Jackson]

That's right. It's Prince Jackson. I was named after another African American singing hero.

[Tracy Morgan]

Prince.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Is that the compensate.

[Prince Jackson]

Oh, I mean, compensate for what?

[Black Lady Brady]

I mean, someone turn the lights on. I can barely see. Prince. I'm just kidding. He's opaque.

[Brett]

98.

[Tracy Morgan]

What?

[Brett]

98.

[Prince Jackson]

No way.

[Brett]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Prince Jackson]

I look a lot like my grandfather Joseph. Very similar hair, features. Prince Jackson.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

You've seen a picture of your dad in a while.

[Prince Jackson]

Oh, I've seen him. I see him every day. I look in the mirror and like, the man in the mirror is Joe. Anyway.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

All right then. What's wrapping things up here? Bottom right square. Our Lord and Savior, Tripp Reap. How are you, sir?

[Brett]

Yeah, how are you doing, Corey?

[Prince Jackson]

Good, good.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

How's the golf going?

[Brett]

It' colors, colors, colors.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Are you golfing with colors? Yeah.

[Brett]

I'm gonna dip Brady in some stuff and we're gonna wander around the country club and make everyone nervous. Did you bring that stuff I told you to bring Brady the paint? Yeah.

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Why do you have body paint guitar? What are you doing?

[Brett]

I'm going to body paint Brady and make everyone at the country club scared. We're golfing today, right?

[Prince Jackson]

Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah.

[Host/Announcer]

The Brady.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's what I'm doing. Ooh, Debrady. I like it.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Got any chocolate shampoo?

[Brett]

Yeah, I smell like cocoa. Better not smell like the cocoa that belongs to me. Yeah, well, I'm not saying another word. She's got a nice ass.

[Prince Jackson]

All right, go for it.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Alrighty. Let's see what we got today.

[Brett]

Anonymous and wireless caller.

[Host/Announcer]

You got Lori and Paul.

[Prince Jackson]

Lori, are you there?

[Lori]

I'm here.

[Prince Jackson]

All right. Paul, are you there?

[Brett]

I am.

[Big Mike]

All right.

[Prince Jackson]

Laura, you're a girl.

[Brett]

Pick a square.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Go.

[Lori]

I'll take Black Lady Brady, it's the middle square.

[Brett]

All right.

[Black Lady Brady]

It's so hot.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

In case we forgot.

[Black Lady Brady]

It's so hot. Yeah, well, we know. Hey, look, let her play the game the way she plays. I need your judgment running around down there. I'm trying to help Mr. Do It all wrong and suddenly you got suggestions.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Jesus.

[Black Lady Brady]

Christmas. You know you've had a bad day. When Toledo goes that ain't right because 99% of the time he's talking about himself. All right, go ahead.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Got a question here for you, sweet little white boy.

[Black Lady Brady]

You should ask me a question.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Okay.

[Black Lady Brady]

I'm so sad for your ailment.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Black Lady Brady]

That's all right. If I lay hands on it, perhaps it would feel better.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

It could. We never know.

[Black Lady Brady]

Touch your ears. I will heal you. Like a shaman of some sort. Be like a.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

All right, here we go.

[Black Lady Brady]

Witchcraft.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Women are more receptive to romance on a full stomach. True or false.

[Black Lady Brady]

Ooh. Sometimes I like to lay down on scummy Dick Douglas's full stomach and have some romance. I like my stomach to look like it's covered in romance. That means we know they got the job done. I like when scummy Dick Douglas puts all that white romance on my Belly. Ooh, I love a full stomach. That's nice. You like a tender little catfish. I just want to tickle you under the chin, stick my thumb in your gill, and carry you home.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Oh, thank you.

[Tracy Morgan]

You're pretty.

[Black Lady Brady]

I like that. Yeah, I like a big full belly. I like that. You look like James Earl Ray sometimes.

[Tracy Morgan]

What?

[Black Lady Brady]

You have that look about you.

[Brett]

I don't.

[Black Lady Brady]

I don't know if it's appropriate to have you hosting this weekend. Cause you just. You made a turn and I could. You probably related to him.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

No.

[Black Lady Brady]

I bet you if you 23 and meet it. No, you'd have all sorts of that popping up.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

I think all it was show is what Irish.

[Black Lady Brady]

I think you'd have that guy in the clock tower in Texas. You'd have the dude what shot Kennedy. You have James Earl Ray, and they probably all had babies with some racist white lady. And then you come tumbling out.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Actually, my dad is from Chicago, so you can probably get a connection there.

[Black Lady Brady]

He probably had. See your hands. See your hands, Betty. Shooting people like crazy. Your family. I can tell.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

All right, so you're saying true to a full stomach, is that right?

[Black Lady Brady]

Oh, everybody loves romance. Nothing better than that noise juggling around in your gut. You hear the limonite sloshing around with the greens in the food.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Oh, my God.

[Black Lady Brady]

And then you get down on them pubes and you start smelling hot cocoa. I'm sorry. I go too far.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

No, that's all right.

[Host/Announcer]

Obama agrees.

[Black Lady Brady]

Oh, Obama knows.

[Brett]

I would have joined in if my mouth wasn't.

[Tracy Morgan]

Back to work, player.

[Brett]

Sorry, Big Mike.

[Black Lady Brady]

I heard it happen.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

All right, there. So you're saying true now. Laurie, do you agree or disagree with true?

[Lori]

You know, I really. I can't hear him at all, but. Oh, really?

[Brett]

Yeah, me either.

[Lori]

I really don't hear him at all.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Oh, my goodness.

[Black Lady Brady]

How'd you not hear me at all? That didn't make no sense.

[Lori]

I hear John fantastically, but I really can't hear Thriller.

[Big Mike]

What?

[Black Lady Brady]

You can't hear Thriller for that don't make no sense.

[Host/Announcer]

Your mic's not on.

[Black Lady Brady]

It is out.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Okay, weird.

[Black Lady Brady]

Is it on now, Kenny? It was off the whole time.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Test, test. Anybody hear?

[Lori]

Okay, I just need to know the question and then I'll do it.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Oh, that's all right. I'll do it.

[Black Lady Brady]

Yeah, women are more receptive to romance on a full tummy.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

True or false?

[Black Lady Brady]

True or false? I kind of can't hear no code.

[Lori]

I see. It's true.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Well, that's correct. So X gets the square.

[Brett]

I Got it?

[Big Mike]

Right.

[Black Lady Brady]

Do you hear me now? I don't know if you can hear now or not, but X gets a square. You want me to take all the holster dudes?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

You know what? If it makes it work.

[Black Lady Brady]

All right, fella, pick a squad.

[Prince Jackson]

Okay.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

What's his name?

[Prince Jackson]

Anthony.

[Big Mike]

Paul.

[Black Lady Brady]

Paul, pick a squad.

[Brett]

Top right trump.

[Black Lady Brady]

Top right of Trump. We take it down the trump right side. By that, Corey, you've been usurped.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Apparently, President Trump.

[Tracy Morgan]

What is it?

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

Black Lady Brady, who I love deep down, and I'd love to make a belly full of romance with you.

[Black Lady Brady]

Oh, Lord, he's getting me all bossed. I can tell if it's sweat or if it's excitement or if it's some sort of discharge I should go see the doctor for anyway.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

No, no, no.

[Black Lady Brady]

An appreciation of dark humor indicates you are an emotion emotionally unstable person. Do you agree or disagree, Dr. Trump?

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

I'm not a doctor, but I like that you said that. I like. I like. I like dark humor. I like dark people. I like it dark.

[Brett]

I like it dark.

[Black Lady Brady]

Chocolate. I like.

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

I like my ladies so dark that their nickname is under the bed. I like my ladies so dark that when they lean on a wall, the roadrunner laughs and a coyote smashes into them, thinks they're a tunnel. I like the flavor is your champ. I like my ladies acme dark is what I'm saying. I like my humor. My ladies the same. I would very much, Black Lady Brady, love to give you a little orange cream.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Oh, loud.

[Black Lady Brady]

Here we go.

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

Now, Creamsicle, I'd like you to be my midnight mistress. Sneak into the White House after dark and I'll find you with the lightning bugs. They'll be all around you.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Oh, sir, no.

[Black Lady Brady]

Answer the question, Dr. Trump. I'm going crazy.

[Donald Trump (Impersonator)]

I'll say that's false. I don't know. I don't know for sure, but I'll say that's false.

[Black Lady Brady]

All right, Boy on the phone, he say false.

[Brett]

Well, repeat the question.

[Black Lady Brady]

Oh, my God. Appreciation of dark human means you're emotionally unstable.

[Brett]

He say false, say false.

[Black Lady Brady]

You agree with the president?

[Brett]

Correct.

[Black Lady Brady]

All right, you got that one. Circle.

[Brett]

Get the square.

[Black Lady Brady]

He's a smart boy.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Holy moly.

[Black Lady Brady]

Cory, move over to his mic. This is hard to do.

[Lori]

All right, I'm gonna go with. I'm gonna go with Obama.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Okay, Obama.

[Black Lady Brady]

Now. Now. Can you hear Corey?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Yes. Hello.

[Lori]

Pick up Corey.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Okay, I'll be sure to do that.

[Black Lady Brady]

Pouring like a vampire.

[Lori]

I can hear him now.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Okay, great.

[Black Lady Brady]

Oh, my God. I'm gonna take a Break.

[Brett]

Oof.

[Black Lady Brady]

Lord, I'm swampy.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Now, let's go check in on. Who'd she say?

[Big Mike]

Obama.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Obama.

[Tracy Morgan]

That's what I thought.

[Brett]

I was like, she chose me. I was busy. But that's all right.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

She still has you on there, huh?

[Brett]

Big Mike and Little O. We're gonna open up for Bruno Mars this fall, summer and spring. Not in that order.

[Big Mike]

All right, go ahead.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Question for you. Here it is.

[Prince Jackson]

Let's see.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

To be considered a true and real friend, it means you've invested 200 plus hours into the relationship. True or false?

[Brett]

I would have to say.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Yeah.

[Big Mike]

Let me have this. Big Obama. Come on.

[Tracy Morgan]

I have a rule.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Yep.

[Big Mike]

As a woman.

[Prince Jackson]

Okay.

[Big Mike]

That you have to Invest at least 200 inches.

[Brett]

Oh.

[Big Mike]

To become a good friend.

[Brett]

Oh.

[Tracy Morgan]

Oh, God.

[Brett]

Not this.

[Tracy Morgan]

Oh, there we go.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Is this how you know it's over?

[Tracy Morgan]

This is how we know it's my birthday weekend.

[Prince Jackson]

That's the romance song.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Give it to me, Barry.

[Big Mike]

That's right.

[Tracy Morgan]

Oh, you know it, Brady.

[Brett]

All right, I'll assume the position. And here we go.

[Tracy Morgan]

I came home last night, you wouldn't make love to me. You were fast asleep. Oh, boy. Here we go. You wouldn't even talk to me.

[Brett]

You see? I'm so crazy.

[Black Lady Brady]

Oh, God.

[Brett]

Coming home intoxicated.

[Tracy Morgan]

Get to a burnout. I won't love you. Yes. That's why I'm so elated. Come on, Bird.

[Brett]

Give it to me, Barry.

[Tracy Morgan]

Oh, my ass. You know her. Give me to the Berry.

[Brett]

Oh, Mike.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Oh, man.

[Brett]

Sorry, we got distracted. That's okay.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

It's a birthday. It's worth celebrating.

[Brett]

I'll say it's true. You have to spend at least 200 hours to be somebody's friend.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

All right, then. Lori, they are saying true. Do you agree or disagree with true?

[Lori]

I agree.

[Big Mike]

Correct.

[Prince Jackson]

Next one wins. You can pick anyone. Next one wins.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

All right, Paul, what are you thinking?

[Brett]

Middle right. Square.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Middle right. Tracy Morgan.

[Tracy Morgan]

I'm closing it up. I like when I'm the winner. I like when I'm the champion of all of them. That's how I roll. Paul, you ever been hit by a truck?

[Brett]

No.

[Tracy Morgan]

Nope. You should try it out sometime. It's financially incredible. I went to Trajan. Well, they had a plan to make me rich in 10 years. I said, I'll be right back. Next thing you know, I'm like, I want to invest this. How much is it? $300 million. I found it in the road. All right, go ahead.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

All right, there. The largest gold vault in the world is in New York City. Worth $850 billion. True or false, by the way, I.

[Tracy Morgan]

Was just wandering around the squares and I ran into Prince Jackson and his mother.

[Black Lady Brady]

I'm not his mother. I'm his father.

[Tracy Morgan]

What that white lady is. I don't understand what's going on down there. They told me it was like being in Africa, and I said, what are you talking about, South Africa? They started laughing, and then they sang some sort of a ritual from, like, the Book of Mormon. And I was like, what's going on in this white ass square?

[Prince Jackson]

Tracy Morgan. I love our people humor. Ah, Shamroin.

[Tracy Morgan]

Largest school vault in the world is the New York City's worth $850 billion. Do they ever haul that around in a truck? Because the day I find out, I'm gonna stand in front of it.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Maybe not all at once.

[Tracy Morgan]

Okay, I'll say that that's probably true. There's probably a billion dollars in a.

[Big Mike]

Vault in New York.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

All right, so you're saying true. Now, Paul for the win. Do you agree or disagree with true?

[Brett]

I agree with true.

[Black Lady Brady]

Correct Stack.

[Big Mike]

You're right.

[Prince Jackson]

He wins.

[Tracy Morgan]

You go see Molly Crue. Both win.

[Brett]

I got you.

[Tracy Morgan]

Everybody'. On Martin Luther King, we.

[Prince Jackson]

Can I just say a few words about the black experience as Prince Jackson, please.

[Brett]

He.

[Big Mike]

He.

[Prince Jackson]

On me.

[Black Lady Brady]

All right.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Do that for hours.

[Prince Jackson]

What do you mean?

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Just saying you're very happy to perform all the time.

[Prince Jackson]

No, I'm a performer by nature. It comes from my family heritage.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Oh.

[Prince Jackson]

I was my. You know, my uncle's Tito, Marlon, Jermaine, Randy.

[Host/Announcer]

Don't forget about Janet.

[Prince Jackson]

Janet was an aunt. La Toya wasn't also an aunt.

[Brett]

That's right.

[Black Lady Brady]

He's naming off all of his. His aunts and auntie first family. Which one? Rebbie. We forgot about Rebby.

[Brett]

I didn't.

[Prince Jackson]

Aunt or Uncle Rebbie were very important to me. Name me. Anyway, like the Jacksons always say, keep it black.

[Black Lady Brady]

That's right. He's lived such a rich life.

[Prince Jackson]

Oh, it hasn't been easy. The names I've been called are not something I want to repeat.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Wait, can you nod? Do you not have the pass?

[Prince Jackson]

I have it. I just won't use it.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

All right.

[Prince Jackson]

Can you imagine if Prince Jackson called you the N word? How can you confusing that would be.

[Big Mike]

Well, he.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

He. Shawn. Sir. Shaman.

[Brett]

Shaman.

[Prince Jackson]

I don't. Look, I. I support our boys in blue, but I've been harassed so many times.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

They get one look at you and.

[Prince Jackson]

They just know, can't a man like me, Prince Jackson, drive around in his Monte Carlo without getting hassled by the man.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

He.

[Prince Jackson]

Someday, yes, we shall overcome.

[Host/Announcer]

You have a dream.

[Prince Jackson]

I've had dreams, yes. Familiar with a dream? I'm off to get alone. Which seems to be not a problem. I don't know what everyone's complaining about. It's fairly easy. But I am privileged.

[Black Lady Brady]

That's right. Because people think you're me.

[Prince Jackson]

That's right. It's hard to escape it.

[Brett]

Come on, get out. The Jacksons forgot they were coming in.

[Tracy Morgan]

He's off the title Max.

[Prince Jackson]

Get your fax at title Max.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

They were very polite.

[Brett]

Yeah, they're very nice people, the Jackson. They're just a little delusional.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Original.

[Prince Jackson]

That's it.

[Brett]

Three day weekend's upon us. Corey, I'm sure you're gonna be listening to lots of ladies basketball this week.

[Corey Walsh (Kid Thriller)]

Yeah, we got a lady on Saturday. We have, I believe. Oh yeah. And then NAU on Sunday.

[Brett]

No. So exciting.

[Host/Announcer]

You remember this stuff too?

[Brett]

So exciting, man.

[Prince Jackson]

Anyway, we're done.

[Brett]

You guys have yourselves a fantastic three day.

[Prince Jackson]

And we'll see you Tuesday, I guess.

[Brett]

Right here in the morning sickness. It's out of control now. 98k, you PD.