Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: Guad Squares - Biden - Stallone - Trump - Baseball Broadcasters Square - Wordsmith Brady - Obama - MLKjr
Release Date: January 17, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

Introduction to Guad Squares

The episode kicks off with John Holmberg introducing a new segment called "Guad Squares," a comedic and satirical game segment designed to entertain and provoke listeners. The segment features a variety of public figures, blending political commentary with humor.

Notable Quote:

John Holmberg [02:30]: "It's time now for Kaiser himself to do what he does best. And that is host these Guadalupe squares."

Biden Square: Mocking Presidential Predictions

The discussion begins with a focus on President Joe Biden, where John Holmberg makes a sardonic remark about Biden's speeches and outlook.

Notable Quotes:

John Holmberg [02:34]: "Fear the future. I was telling you, fear the future. Why? You got a terrible future ahead of you."

Brady Bogen [02:59]: "Awesome."

Holmberg further delves into a humorous monologue predicting a bleak future, blending dark humor with political satire.

Stallone Square: Hollywood Ambassador Satire

Next, the hosts turn their attention to Sylvester Stallone, humorously dubbing him the "Hollywood ambassador" and poking fun at his action-hero persona.

Notable Quotes:

John Holmberg [03:58]: "You know there's no way to induce me. I'm a legend. I'm a Hollywood ambassador."

Brady Bogen [04:49]: "You are not a doctor, I'll give you that."

The segment continues with exaggerated claims about Hollywood figures and satirical plans to "fix" global issues, all delivered with a comedic edge.

Trump Square: Parodying Presidential Conduct

The Trump Square segment offers a parody of former President Donald Trump's persona and administration. The hosts mockingly discuss Trump's behavior in the White House, highlighting absurd scenarios and humorous grievances.

Notable Quotes:

John Holmberg [05:56]: "Soon President. Really? Let's be honest. I'm President of the United States."

John Holmberg [06:10]: "What have you been doing in here the whole time? ... It smelled like Ensure. Drinks spilled all over the carpet and pee everywhere."

The conversation exaggerates Trump's characteristics, blending over-the-top humor with political commentary.

Baseball Broadcasters Square: Tribute to Broadcasting Legends

Shifting gears, the Baseball Broadcasters Square honors legendary sports broadcasters while weaving in dark humor about the industry's past and present.

Notable Quotes:

John Holmberg [07:44]: "Vin Scully, by the way, from the Los Angeles Dodgers. ... we killed a lot of Mexicans to build that baseball stadium."

Brady Bogen [08:38]: "But he's working his way back out."

Holmberg’s commentary blends reverence for broadcasting icons with biting satire about historical events and personal anecdotes.

Wordsmith Brady: Language and Grammar Humor

In the Wordsmith Brady segment, the focus shifts to language, grammar, and the quirks of English. The hosts engage in playful banter about grammatical rules and common mistakes.

Notable Quotes:

John Holmberg [08:57]: "I should have called you the dangling modifier. Yeah, Now I'm gonna show you a sentence. It says, let's eat, Grandma."

Brady Bogen [09:24]: "I can tell."

John Holmberg [09:34]: "Let's keep the president ball rolling here with Obama joining us."

The segment combines educational elements with humor, making grammar discussions entertaining and engaging.

Obama Square: Satirical Interaction with Former President Obama

The Obama Square features a mock interaction with former President Barack Obama, filled with humorous and irreverent remarks about his personal life and political career.

Notable Quotes:

John Holmberg [09:34]: "How you doing up there, Donald? Hello, Barack. How are you, buddy?"

John Holmberg [10:23]: "This is how we do it. This is how we do it."

The hosts utilize exaggerated characterizations and fictitious scenarios to create a comedic portrayal of Obama.

MLK Jr. Square: Dark Humor and Controversial Jokes

The MLK Jr. Square segment delves into dark humor, where the hosts make controversial and provocative jokes, pushing the boundaries of taste and sensitivity.

Notable Quotes:

John Holmberg [11:20]: "I have a dream. One day, big black guys and little white women will be on the Internet doing horrible things to each other."

Brady Bogen [11:29]: "How dare you? Love is love."

John Holmberg [11:53]: "I have a day. Visit Holmberg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com."

This segment showcases the hosts' willingness to tackle sensitive topics with a blend of satire and shock value, eliciting strong reactions from listeners.

Interactive Caller Segments: Engaging the Audience

Throughout the episode, the hosts interact with callers, engaging them in the Guad Squares game. These interactions are filled with improvisational humor, witty exchanges, and playful teasing.

Notable Quotes:

John Holmberg [14:32]: "I am here."

Brady Bogen [15:10]: "Here we go. The Dickin Medal honors."

John Holmberg [16:00]: "He sounds like me. That's right. Kamala is also a wordsmither."

These moments highlight the show's dynamic and the hosts' ability to think on their feet, maintaining an entertaining flow.

Closing Remarks and Weekend Plans

As the show wraps up, the hosts discuss their personal plans for the weekend, blending casual conversation with humorous reflections on the episode's content.

Notable Quotes:

John Holmberg [24:10]: "You think? Who gave it to you?"

Brady Bogen [24:37]: "Even I am. Yeah."

John Holmberg [24:37]: "Yeah. It'd just be you and Sarah here on Monday."

The closing segments maintain the show's comedic tone, leaving listeners with a sense of camaraderie and anticipation for future episodes.

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully combines political satire, dark humor, and interactive segments to engage and entertain its Arizona audience. Through the innovative "Guad Squares" game, hosts John Holmberg and Brady Bogen offer sharp, humorous takes on prominent figures like Biden, Stallone, Trump, Obama, and even MLK Jr., pushing the envelope while maintaining a loyal listener base. The blend of scripted humor and spontaneous interactions creates a dynamic and memorable listening experience, staying true to the show's mission to entertain, question, and disturb its audience.

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