Brett Vesely (3:01)

112.

Byron (3:02)

Just real quick, Steve, do you know a guy named Cracky McSmokes?

Brett Vesely (3:05)

A lot?

Byron (3:05)

No, I've never heard of it. Oh, okay. All right. Then there's Clifton. Hey, Clifton, do you like crack? That's what I like, yeah. All right, well, make a noise a crackhead makes. Air Clifton. Holy cow. There, that's a good one. Yeah. How about other than crack, what do you spend your money on? Women and wine. All right, and then do me a favor there real quick. Here, here you go. Here's some money for crack. Okay. Oh, thank you. Thank you. All right, there, there, there's your contestants. And now let's have the crackhead medley of the day. You want to graduate but not in its bed. Here's what you gotta do. Pick up the phone I'm here alone Call me anytime Never smile so lend me or lend your love to me Break the spell Take your veil on and on we rode the storm well now listen up. Where she's razor sharp Will she tear her, Will she tear you apart? Now she's a cool, cool black and she moves like a cat.

Brett Vesely (4:05)

Wow.

Byron (4:05)

That was the medley. There's your medley. Can we get the medley one more time? Rick, three song medley. Three song medley of crackheads.

Brett Vesely (4:13)

Wow.

Byron (4:13)

Is that gonna be tight and tough to do if you can name it. Two six zero nine eight hundred will give you Nine Inch Nails, the sold out show. Here we go. Go ahead. You want to Graduate, but not in its bed here's what you got to do Pick up the phone I'm here alone Call me anytime Never smile so lend me now Lend your love to me a while Break the spell Take your field on and on we rode the storm well, now, listen up where she's razor sharp Will she tear her Will she tear you apart? Now she's a cool, cool black and she moves like a cat Wow. I don't think we're gonna get this one. This is gonna be impossible. I got the last one. You got it? I got the first one. Easy. I got the first one. No problem. Eighties bands. Eighties bands? Well, one of them spans over a few decades. Well, yeah. Well, yeah, not just 80s bands. Yeah, you know, they're.

Brett Vesely (5:04)

They're around.

Byron (5:04)

They're still around. But these are the song, the songs. These particular 80s hits. Yeah, yeah. Any songs from the Big Hair days? Try some calls here. Sure. Anybody here?

Brett Vesely (5:17)

All right.

Byron (5:17)

Hi there. Who's this? Hello? Yeah. Hello? We can hear. There you go. You know the Crackhead medley?

Brett Vesely (5:26)

Oh.

Byron (5:29)

I can't think of the first one. I know the second two. All right. What are the second two? It's Def Leppard and then the Motley Crue looks a kill. Yeah. What Def Leppard song? Yeah. Bringing on the Heartache. Okay. Just bringing on the heartache. We're gonna have to go ahead and buzz him then, I think, because A. He didn't get the first one. Sorry. But a huge help. Nice try. Unbelievable future guessing. This is tough. Hi there. Who's this? This is Jim. Jim, you got the songs? Yes, I do. All right, let's go. All right, it's. First one's acdc. Dirty Deep. Okay. Motley Crue looks appealed. And. And Def Leppard photograph. Sorry, sorry. I got the other. Can I try it again? No, you cannot. You gotta get other people to try. I'm sorry. I hate to do that to you either. Who's this? It's Mike. Mike, go ahead. Acdc, Dirty Deeds. Okay. Def Leppard. And then the last one is Looks that Kill. What's the Def Leppard song? Damn it.

Brett Vesely (6:43)

Come on.

Byron (6:43)

What do you need to photograph?

Brett Vesely (6:46)

Sorry. Sorry.

Byron (6:47)

Nice job, either. Who's this? I think that guy was a crackhead. Crackhead's one Phoenix nothing. Go ahead. Keep trying. All right. This is John. John, go ahead. What's your guess? Dirty Deeds, AC DC Def Leppard, Fooling and Looks To Kill from Motley Crue. We got a Winner medley winner. Nice work, John. Easy enough. Isn't it easy. You've outwitted the crackheads. Hold on a second. Well done. That is what we're talking about. I think it'd be that easy. I didn't either. It was pretty easy, though, there. I spent all day yesterday with a bunch of crackheads and that took like eight minutes. Thanks for doing that. I don't like doing that stuff. I gotta hang out with crackheads all night.

Brett Vesely (7:27)

What the hell else you got?

Byron (7:28)

I got nothing going on again. I can't get a job. The shows I always do get canceled. I liked your show. I liked the show too, there, Brady. You were the guy, huh?

Brett Vesely (7:35)

Yeah.

Byron (7:35)

Yeah, that was great. At the Norm show. And then I had that other one where I thought I was Bob Newhart For a while there. That was funny. It was funny. And now it's on the HD network. They show the same three episodes over and over and over. How come I get to hang out with crackheads all day and I don't get any money? If the crackheads got paid, I got a certificate for you. What do you got? Something to Carl's Jr. That'll do. Okay, that's good stuff there. I like that western bacon crack burger there. It could be like the next Hootie. Maybe you could say that guy over there. He's never been in this room before. That's Eric. Hey, Eric, how are you? Hey, what's up? Hey, you're that whore in the van. I'm the. That's right there. Not a whore. That little tiny schwantz everybody's always raving about. Heard about you there.

Brett Vesely (8:15)

Heard about it.

Byron (8:16)

Crack. Anyway, that'll do. Eight minutes. That's it, huh? You're done. That's it. I'm done. Have a good day, Norm. I'll be back. See ya. Mark my words. So long, crackheads. He's fun. He's angry. Not happy about that. Well, we'll get. We'll get him back in and we'll do more. We got more crackheads. Kind of a crappy job for him. Well, that's all he can do right now. He keeps getting fired from everything because he says crackhead too much. 98. What's 98? No way.

Brett Vesely (8:47)

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Byron (10:20)

In the morning Sickness and the Crackhead Theater goes to John for Nine Inch Nail stickers. We're gonna get more crackheads singing some other time later in the week. Count on it. Our crackheads were busy yesterday. We had like, what, 10 of them? Yes, and we witnessed a fight. Margaret T. Hans park in 110 degrees is the place to hang with crackheads.

Brett Vesely (10:39)

Now.

Byron (10:39)

One of them was a transvestite. One was a tranny who I've seen like three times in different places across the city. It was very strange.

Brett Vesely (10:46)

And two, we were the frightened white guys.

Byron (10:47)

Yeah, we were the frightened scared white guys with the recorder and the black convertible. The next episode potentially could be dumpster diving. Yes, we found one of those yesterday. Wouldn't talk to us. Oh, he just wouldn't allow. Well, that's amazing with those guys. How's that piece of carpet bring if you got a nice carpet sample? They love it. Really oh, yeah. Why, it's a nice little mat. Little nappy.

Brett Vesely (11:13)

He did bless us as we went.

Byron (11:15)

He did bless us. That's right. He wouldn't talk to us unless we walked away and he said, he's a priest. God bless you. You too. Pray for me. Will do. Give me your money. What then? We just ran away. And then a couple of guys got in a fight and we just got the hell out of there. Holmberg's morning sickness. That last round was quick. What's going on here? All right there. I got more crackheads. I'm ready to go. We just do it again. It didn't take long enough. There. Get the crackheads. Do another one. He found another bat. Yeah, this one's for mullets. We got wrestling tickets for mullets. Just do it again. Gotta do it again. I got nothing else going on there. My career's gone to crap. You go to Raw?

Brett Vesely (11:52)

You like Raw?

Byron (11:52)

Wwe? Yeah, I like picking up chicks there and peeling the spandex off of there and getting that whiff of the Reagan administration, you know what I mean? That's good stuff there. All right, Norm MacDonald, Crackhead Theater, round two. Go for it. Now, listen, Not a dime. I can pay my rent oh, that's what he said I can barely make it through the week Saturday night I like to make my girl but right now I can't I can't make ends meet he's the tear in your eye Been tempted by his lie he's the knife in your back he's rage he's the razor to the knife oh, lonely is our lives I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sing. Yes, well, I heard. Mister, you sing. You sing about her. Whoa, that was good luck getting that one in eight minutes there. Windy down there. Little crack wind. Crack wind? Yeah, you gotta hang on to him when it gets windy. They're like 11 pounds. What that transvestite look like? She was good looking until she whipped out that huge crank. Cost me $40 to find out that I wasn't in love. And that chick had a crank. That's not that much. Great set on top, though, a balcony to do Shakespeare from. All right there. Got some callers, Got some callers. Let's go to it and see if we can get this crackhead theater underway. Let's start here. Hey there, how are you? Hello. Hello. 1090 radio. Oh, panicked. Who's this? That is Tommy. Yeah, you name those tunes from crackhead. Name that tune. Theater got a Miley Crue Shout out to Devil. That's one. Maybe. Ah, you know, I didn't hear the other. All right, well, you're done. Heather. Hi there. How are you? What's going on? Very nice. Turn your radio down there, Cricket.

Brett Vesely (13:41)

Hey, man.

Byron (13:41)

Yeah, go ahead there and name those. Saturday night's all right for body Merry go round. It's my mom. Sorry, guys. Sorry. OJ Said the F word there, and I apologize. Hey, there. Who's this? John. Hey, John, what's going on there? Name that crackhead. Oh, we got the shot of the devil. Turn your radio down there, Sally. You're in the grandkid. What's up, little Garrick? It's like his retirement speech. I don't know, man. All right. Good job. Nice try. That's what I'm talking about. That's a cracking devil. I don't know. I don't know either. Hey, there. Who's this? Hey, it's Ken. Hey, Ken. Welcome to Norm MacDonald Crackhead Theater there. Go ahead, name those tunes. Okay, we had Poison. Let's see, what was it? What's Poison song? Poison was. Look what the cat dragged In. All right, there. Go ahead. Motley Crue looks to kill. Keep it going. And. Oh, man. Wow. I think I missed the third one. You're out. There he goes. Another one. The third one I figured would be the easiest. Probably play it again.

Brett Vesely (15:03)

Norm.

Byron (15:06)

Not listen. Not a dime I can pay my rent I can barely make it through the week Saturday night I like to make my girl but right now I can't I can't make ends meet he's the tear in your eye Been tempted by his lie he's the knife in your back he's rage he's the razor to the knife oh, lonely ears Our lives I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a scene. Yes, well, I heard. Mister, you. Seems you sing about her. Crackheads. Yes. All right, here we go again. What you guess there? What do you got? All right, crackhead, let's see. I mean, I. I got the first one and the third one for sure, but I'm get. I'm iffy on the second, so here's a good gift for somebody. If I miss the second one. Poison. Nothing but a Good times the first one. The last one is Leonard Skinner. Sweet Home Alabama. I think the second one is Monicru. Shout out the Devil. Hey, we got a winner. Nice job. How long is your tail? Hey, my mullet is nothing on top. And it goes three feet down in the middle of my.

Brett Vesely (16:19)

Yes.

Byron (16:19)

It's like you're walking behind Crystal Gale. And it turns around and it's like Bill Maher. He's got the executive business on top. Party and back. There you go. Nice job there. Hang on, mullet. You're going to wrestling. There you go, Norman. Donald. Cracking theater. That's how that's supposed to go.

Brett Vesely (16:33)

Thanks for coming in.

Byron (16:33)

That's how it's about. All right. I'm not done yet there, Brady. Oh, and then you got that, Brady. Okay. Thanks for coming in. Okay. I was gonna finish thought there, but I guess I'm done, huh? All right, then. Give us a deep thought, Norm. Give us a deep thought. Deep thought. My cranking your mom. That's pretty deep. That is how crackhead theater supposed to go. Now we're talking. I didn't think anyone would get that one. That was. I didn't either. That was impossible.

Brett Vesely (17:02)

Amazing.

Byron (17:02)

Winners again. It was. The first one was Poison. Nothing but a good time. The IQ just went up. Yeah, crew. What's the second one? Shout at the Devil in Lynyrd Skynyrd. Sweet Home Alabama. Simple stuff they don't get, but lyrics. This. Yeah, that's what we figured. We'd try to make it really hard because we could play like Nine Inch Nails songs and pop them out like crazy. That one was good. Nice job. And crackhead. Special thanks to the crackheads. Yeah, the crackheads were great. You know who we should think is Dave Pratt for getting all the listeners ready for the poison. That's true. We prepped them for years with crap music. It's out of control now. It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness. And I'm absolutely thrilled to tell you about my new friends@liftedtrucks.com. here's the proof that me talking about something on the radio can trusted. Because I purchased a 2024 customized Ford Bronco from the gang at Lifted Trucks. That opened my eyes to who and what these guys are all about. They not only have thousands of trucks to choose from, they also have nationwide shipping. And they can get anything anywhere. My Bronco's been customized countless other pro athletes and celebrities. Now little old me choose Lifted Trucks and Lifted trucks dot com. Work hard, play hard, drive harder.

Brett Vesely (18:15)

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