01-20-26 - CONDENSED SHORT SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Podcast Episode Summary

Podcast: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: CONDENSED SHORT SHOW - TUESDAY (01-20-26)
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Date: January 20, 2026

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode is a whirlwind of the show’s trademark irreverent humor, tackling everything from the Arizona Cardinals' woes and bizarre revenge fantasies against their owner to wild solutions for political protests, scientific phenomena, Olympic controversies, and the comic misadventures of life and relationships. The hosts riff on everything, blending genuine grievances, local culture, and pop-culture references with the classic shock-jock banter that defines the Morning Sickness experience.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Selling Firearms Safely (00:00–00:31)

• Brett Vesely and Byron open with a quick plug for MMP Guns, mixing in banter about safely selling inherited firearms and the risks of private transactions.
  • Brett: “The last thing you want to do is sell the gun to someone who can’t legally own one.” (00:15)
  • Byron: “Legalgunbuyer.com and he can do it online.” (00:28)

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2. The Michael Bidwill “Booger” Campaign (00:32–07:41)

• Brett launches a comedic yet scathing rant about Arizona Cardinals owner Michael Bidwill, joking that fans should universally show their displeasure by putting boogers in his food and on his person—satirical protest over the team’s persistent dysfunction.
  • “It's like saying your wife is ugly by default. Don't you rose color this.” (00:31)
  • Brett: “No one should ever go, hey, it's great to see it. Waitresses should go, you got a lot of nerve.” (01:37)
  • “Feed him a booger today... I need you to show some humility and get behind a podium and go, I know you all hate me, and it's my job now to fix that.” (02:34)
• The hosts riff on infamous local moments (Kirby's booger incident) and exaggerate their disgust, pushing the “feed Michael Bidwell your boogers” bit to absurd heights.
  • “It’s the KUPD ‘feed you boogers’ program!” (03:45)
  • Brett reflects on seeing someone pick their nose deeply at a red light, tying it humorously into his booger campaign (05:45).
• Brett: “Find me anyone in this city that goes, I love him… Where would we be without [Bidwill]?” (07:41)

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3. Booger Art & Revenge in Real Estate (07:42–10:08)

• Brett recounts a story about buying a house where the previous tenant, upset at eviction, expressed himself by writing on the walls in boogers and blood.
  • “He wrote his name in the last two weeks he was there on the front wall in boogers and blood. That’s what he did with his time…” (08:23)
  • Byron: “Class act.” (08:28)
• Brett jokes about hiring that guy as head of the booger campaign against Bidwill.
  • “Van Gogh of south Scottsdale there… it was booger art.” (09:11)

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4. Elephants as Protest Control & Animal Fears (10:08–18:25)

• The hosts riff on a news story out of India where an elephant killed several people, leading to wild ideas for American protest mitigation.
  • Brett: “Put one of them mean elephants out there and whoever is the last man standing…” (13:31)
  • “We need some rogue animals to wander our streets like they have in India’s morning sickness.” (18:36)
• Brett’s childhood aversions to wild animals, similarities between big cats and wrestling unpredictable women, and evolutionary anxieties.
  • “I fear ants in mass. If you see me around an ant pile, I don’t get close.” (13:06)
• Satirical idea: Sideshow-level stunts (elephants in protests) would provide unity, at least by making everyone run together.

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5. Coronal Mass Ejection & Solarpunk Dystopias (18:36–26:48)

• Discussion of solar activity (coronal mass ejection), auroras visible further south, and general ignorance of scientific jargon (along with plenty of innuendo).
  • Brett: “It’s the coronal mass ejection. Sounds like a porn… Don’t search it.” (20:04)
• Speculating on what would happen if a mass solar flare knocked out power and communications—widespread chaos, possible unity, definite reliance on radio.
  • “What would we do? Prediction: I like yours, but it’s not real... It would be mass chaos.” (22:26)
  • “Radio’s the one thing that works… Bob’s Radio Bobs would be thrilled if there was a nuclear accident.” (25:26)
• Satirical apocalypse humor: KUPD bumper stickers as makeshift bandages after nuclear fallout.

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6. Olympics “Penis-Gate” & Ski Jumping Suit Scandal (28:26–34:44)

• Brady reveals news of professional ski jumpers using artificial genital “enhancements” to game suit measurements for aerodynamic advantage.
  • Byron: “Ski jumpers are artificially enlarging the genital area before official measurements…” (28:41)
  • Brett: “Wouldn’t you want a smaller one…for less drag?” (29:16)
  • “They’ve been measuring dicks in ski jumping for years.” (30:12)
• Speculation about how women competitors might find analogous hacks.
  • “If you can throw jugs in a woman… That’s supposed to make her fly better?” (32:27)

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7. Listener Letter: Wellness Fads & Medical Spending (34:44–43:49)

• Brian's email: His wife spends over $100k/year on “wellness” doctors/supplements but never actually gets better.
  • “It’s starting to make me wish she did have a disease, so I at least knew what to say.” (35:35)
• Hosts reflect on the proliferation of alternative medicine and men’s bafflement at repeated, costly, unproductive health forays.
  • Brett: “No man understands that. You feel good. No, you especially, you went through it.” (36:32)
  • Byron: “That’s how powerful the mind is. Someone thinks now I’m not seeing it and I know I’m gonna get something.” (37:12)
• Advice: Only go to the doctor if you’re sick; if wellness cures don’t work, stop funding them. Jokes about hypochondria and the placebo effect.
  • Brett: “If it ain’t bleeding, swollen, and that’s after three or four days… If you feel good and you’re going to someone who’s not even a real doctor, they’re going to make you pay for something. No.” (40:14)

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8. Movie Myths Busted (43:49–47:39)

• Byron’s rapid-fire debunking of popular film myths:
  • No dead munchkin in The Wizard of Oz; it’s a bird (43:53)
  • Jack couldn’t have survived on the floating door with Rose in Titanic; it’s about sacrifice (44:08)
  • The briefcase in Pulp Fiction is just for narrative effect (44:24)
  • Lucas didn’t originally intend Vader to be Luke’s father; “Vader” is only near to “father” in German, not exact (44:56)
• Spiraling into a satirical Star Wars comedy riff:
  • Brett: “His name is Vader. German for father. Oh, it is. It’s close. It’s not the exact same thing…” (44:56)
  • The imagined “Death Star Comedy Jam,” (47:34) and Ewok jokes.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Brett Vesely on Cardinals frustration:
  “I'm not even a Cardinal fan, but...I see their faces when you just say the name of the team…it's like saying your wife is ugly by default.” (00:31)

• On Michael Bidwill:
  “Feed him a booger today. Next time you see Michael Bidwell…stick your finger in your nose and pull one out and start to reach for his face.” (02:34)

• On the India elephant video & protests:
  “I can solve all the protests in Minnesota…Put one of them mean elephants out there and whoever is the last man standing…” (13:31)

• On solar flares and society:
  “It would be nice, though, to turn it all off and see what we did. Everything gets turned off. Let's see how we act.” (22:31)

• On men's medical philosophy:
  “If it ain’t bleeding, swollen, and that’s after three or four days, the swelling won’t go down…If you feel good and you’re going to someone who’s not even a real doctor, they’re going to make you pay for something. No.” (40:14)

• Olympics “Penis-Gate”:
  Byron: “Professional ski jumpers are artificially enlarging the genital area before official measurements...” (28:41)
  Brett: “They've been measuring dicks and ski jumping for years.” (30:12)

• On movie myths:
  Byron: “There isn't a dead Munchkin hanging in the background of The Wizard of Oz. It's a bird.” (43:54)
  Byron: “Jack could physically fit on the door, but it wouldn't have supported him and Rose.” (44:10)

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Important Timestamps by Segment

| Timestamp | Segment Topic | |------------|------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:00 | Selling/firearms safely (MMP Guns) | | 00:32 | Cardinals/Booger program rant | | 07:42 | Booger art, tenant revenge story | | 10:08 | Elephants, animal fears, protest ideas | | 18:36 | Coronal mass ejection, solar flares, what-if apocalypse | | 28:26 | Olympics “Penis-Gate” controversy in ski jumping | | 34:44 | Listener letter: Wellness fads & medical logic | | 43:49 | Movie myths and Star Wars riffing |

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Tone and Style

• Irreverent, free-associative, and self-aware. The hosts blend hyperbole, local color, ranting, and empathy, all laced with dark, gross-out, and absurd humor.
• Personal, direct engagement with local Arizona topics and issues (sports, real estate), then pivoting to viral news and cultural debates.
• Signature hilarious rants (Brett’s booger campaign), memorable recurring gags, and a refusal to take anything—including themselves—too seriously.

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Summary: For Listeners New and Old

This condensed episode is a zany, topic-surfing rollercoaster. Even if you haven’t listened, you’ll quickly sense why “Morning Sickness” has such a loyal audience: it manages to be both edgy and relatable, expertly skewering the lowlights of Arizona sports, skewering cultural fads, mocking apocalypse scenarios, and gleefully dismantling both everyday nonsense and pop-culture myths. All with an unfiltered, no-holds-barred humor that’s distinctively Holmberg and crew.

Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

You're listening to the HMS Podcast, brought to you by MMP Guns.com, your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition, and accessories. Hey, it's Brett Vesely, and I'm here with Byron from MMP Guns. Look, Byron, I have a friend wanting to sell some guns he inherited. What's the best way for him to do that?

[Byron]

Brett, the last thing you want to do is sell the gun to someone who can't legally own one.

[Brett Vesely]

Tell him not to put himself at risk and come into M and P.

[Byron]

Guns where he'll get a fair offer and he can rest easy knowing it's not getting into the wrong hands.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, but what if he lives out of state?

[Byron]

Easy. Legalgunbuyer.com and he can do it online.

[Brett Vesely]

It really that simple? There you have it. MMP Guns or legalgunbuyer.com the safe and legal way to sell your firearms. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? I'm not even a Cardinal fan, but I've got too many friends who are that. I see their faces when you just say the name of the team, like, yeah, but you're a Cardinal fan. You just see him deflate. It's like saying your wife is ugly by default. Don't you rose color this? Don't you rose color still go back?

[Byron]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, you know, because there's the worst part. Now you're. Now you're playing on people's emotions. Now you're harming people's emotions and you're taking advantage of it. And, yeah, these people will. They'll march back into that fire thinking, maybe this is it. And then you got to realize he's not done anything different. This isn't going to change until he goes away, until this city makes him feel like I should move. Yeah, he should feel like a minority in the 50s moving into paradise Valley.

[Byron]

He should.

[Brett Vesely]

He should feel like an alien. No one should ever go, hey, it's great to see it. Waitresses should go. You got a lot of nerve.

[Byron]

What for?

[Brett Vesely]

I'm like, you got a lot of nerve. I'm in control of your food and you're in public. Okay, what do you want? Cuz it is going to be covered in boogers, and that's for sure. How many boogers should he eat a day? 10?

[Byron]

12?

[Brett Vesely]

Foreign boogers. Oh, at least.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm not suggesting it. I'm demanding it. Give me a cease and desist from a lawyer now. Stop saying people should put boogers in my food. No, I don't have to say it. Everyone should just do it. You should have boogers every day until this team does something where you're like, hey, he's figured it out. Boogers. Everybody should. You know what? It shouldn't even be on his food. It should be on it. On your finger. Slap it up against his lips.

[Byron]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

When Kirby. When Kirby was playing the Harlem Globetrotters with that ball of booger that she pulled out lo. Those many years ago. When was that? 10 years ago.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Blinding, horrible memory from that moment. I have that photographic memory when something weird happens or terrible, and I'll remember details of that whole day. I remember the entire conversation with your sister driving back from Sedona thanks to Kirby's booger because it scarred me and opened my brain to go absorb the entire day. You've never seen anything like this crazy, but, yeah, feed him a booger today. Well, next time you see Michael Bidwell, just go, hey. Walk up to him in a restaurant, go, hey, how you doing? He's like, hi, I'm Michael Bidwell. And he'll shake your hand. He'll think you're there as a fan and just go, that's awesome. And then stick your finger in your nose and pull one out and start to reach for his face. What. What's going on? Like, I'm just gonna feed you a booger. You need a booger. Stop it. Why does everyone try to feed me boogers? Because no one in this town likes you, and we need you to know that. I need you to show some humility and get behind a podium and go, I know you all hate me, and it's my job now to fix that. I know you all hate me because we need to. Brady's staring at me like, why the. Why the hate. Hate him because hate will force him to realize that his biggest weapon in his brain is that he's a big deal. And if you take that away from him, he. He might try. He might change. It's the 98 KUPD, and, yes, they're on board. Feed Michael Bidwell your boogers program. We don't have a promotion staff anymore, and we don't pay for anything. I will fund this. This is a grassroots program. I mean, pulling money out of this company is not happening. Trips just sitting here going, oh, crap. All right, man. Well, cue the checks. I'll start writing. Feed Michael Bidwell your boogers and say it. Do it. Hey, this is from Holmberg's morning sickness in 98. KUPD. It's the KUPD feed you boogers program. What's this? And then he'll find out about us and be like, what? What?

[Byron]

What if he likes what?

[Brett Vesely]

And I bet you he's like a little rat with him. What if it makes him stronger and.

[Byron]

We got a winner?

[Brett Vesely]

The boogers of the youth. No, it makes him stronger at being himself. Somehow managed to get worse. Anyway, Cardinal fans, I'm sorry. After this glorious weekend of football, and I'm watching these games, and as a Steeler fan, my team was in the playoffs. I looked at these teams, and I'm like, my boys weren't even playing the same sport as the teams that are left here, save for the 49ers, who just got trounced because it wasn't fair. They were. I mean, they literally are a mass shooting. The Seattle Seahawks are playing a football game that I did not recognize because what I watched all year was subpar. The Bears were playing. The Rams are playing at 11. The Patriots that Bill's Broncos get, those were teams that I.

[Byron]

That.

[Brett Vesely]

That was just better than what I've seen. Cardinal fans. What are you even watching? It's like.

[Byron]

It's.

[Brett Vesely]

You might as well watch Pop Warner or soccer. Feed that. Man your boogers.

[Byron]

For.

[Brett Vesely]

The girl I saw on the freeway yesterday who had her. Never seen it. Had her thumb in her nostril. She was thumb picking like, I can do it. I mean, come on. I can park a Hyundai on this thing. But she had pulled it forward, too. Her nose was stretching out like Cyrano. And I'm next to her in a. And I'm looking like Jesus. No pride.

[Byron]

She look at you?

[Brett Vesely]

No, she was deep.

[Byron]

She was.

[Brett Vesely]

I think she thought like, she was like the lost Dutchman windfall Willie from the lottery. She was picking and digging. Get her over there to pull one.

[Byron]

Pulled out a five or six.

[Brett Vesely]

Get a Wade, you know? Feed that to Michael Bidwell. Save those thumbnails, picker. I've never seen a thumbnails pick by a woman before. Dudes will do the sideways thing. We just clear the. Clear the. You know, the cave's entrance. Yeah, but I've never seen anybody go thumb in first like, she was deep. Feed those to Michael. Every Cardinal fan should be on board with my program. Not just my program. Hubbard Broadcasting's feed. Michael Bidwell, boogers brought to you by. Brought to you by ownership of Hubbard Broadcast. I'll just say all of us. All of us are on board. How could they be against me? They can't probably have to do a disclaimer later. But right now, we're all on the same page. I think we're all in the same page. And I love that Toledo hasn't run in and go. The views and opinions of Jon Ohmburg. No, shut up. The views and opinions of John umberg are everybody. Find me anyone in this city that goes. I love him. One person. He's been great. Like, Jerry Jones will at least say, yeah, the old man's lost it, but we still get a lot from him. Find me one person in the city that says, oh, man, that Michael Bidwell.

[Byron]

We.

[Brett Vesely]

Where would we be without it? Feed that man your boogers, baristas. Wipe it on that white cup top. Just gross. The house I have over here, the. The rental house, the dude that lived in it before when I bought it, was a renter. His mom died, and he was a. He was what? What do they call those? A stay at home son, I guess. He was. He was. He wasn't doing much of much. I call him scumbag. So he thought he had inherited the home. And then it's like, no. And so my buddy Sam. Make a wish. Sam bought it. And then he's like, I'm not gonna have time to flip this. So I bought it off of Sam, and Sam was letting the guy live there. Rent back for dirt. And he thought that was going to be the same deal with me. But I'm like, no, you got to go.

[Byron]

What do you mean?

[Brett Vesely]

I got. It's my mom's house. I'm like, no, you. A, you can't. You're done. And b, like, Sam was making your rent. I don't want you to rent. I'm going to Reno it. So he wrote his name in the last two weeks. He was there on the front wall in boogers and blood. Oh, class act. Yeah. And we didn't know what it was, but he had written words on the wall in boogers. That's what he did with his time his last two weeks. Yeah. And you're like, what in the world? And you recognize boogers and blood on a wall. Like, immediately, it's like, this is disgusting. And then I'm like, I gotta give it to him, though, because he didn't take any of this time being industrious and trying to find a job. This took a lot of. I mean, we're talking foot and a half long letters.

[Byron]

He had time.

[Brett Vesely]

He valley didn't. He did have time. Like van Gogh of south Scottsdale there, man. It wasn't pretty. Yeah, it Was. It was booger art. And I hated him. But right now, boy, could I use him to follow Michael Bidwell around and hand over some of those boogers. The big, you know, fu. That was written right as you walk in the door. And it wasn't like I cut my thumb and wrote in blood like, you know, Manson's. They didn't say, like pigs and stuff like that. It said his name and fu. And it was slimy, dry.

[Byron]

You could rent it back, man.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that was, you know, what I. And he. What did he think? That he's like, the new guy's gonna now he'll see. And then I should have called him gone. Boy, I didn't realize how mad you were until I saw those boogers. You want the house back. Like, he thought that would win me over. Mad respect, bro. Yeah, yeah. No, I really. I didn't realize you were gonna get me like that.

[Byron]

I'm.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm spinning. I gotta respect you. Yeah. You're a good dad. Probably all birds. Morning sickness. Disgusting. They smell, they're sticky. They say things that are horrible. Holmberg's morning sickness. And speaking of, I have a solution and I think you're gonna like it. Oh, I saw this weekend, or at least yesterday, that in. In India, an elephant had. Had it. Did you see that? And he stampeded like 20 people. Yeah, my built in Johnny mechanism is elephant close. Johnny's hiding. Right. I don't stand there and see an elephant within a few yards of me and think, we're good. I don't like it. Even if all the natives are like, he's friendly. I never understood that people, like, I watched, you know, like, even Siegfried and Roy a little too friendly with those lines. And I saw the video that one time and we all knew that they showed Siegfried and Roy and their joint compound there in Vegas, which was kind of neat. They built two houses on the same property to try to convince us they weren't homosexual. See, we each have our own homes. That's right. Secret house is home and back of mine. But we share a pool with Montecor and the other tigers. And they get in the pool and the damn tigers got in with them. And I'm like, this is definitely going to end poorly. I wouldn't want to be in the pool with a friend's dog whose nails are too long. Just in case. You ever see a dog try to climb. It hurts so bad. Imagine the tiger, like, accidentally, he'd slice you open. Just gotcha.

[Byron]

Well, I. I compare it to like a. Even a house Cat. When you're playing with your cat.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's funny.

[Byron]

There's a couple of, you know. And that can scratch you. Now magnify that times 50 or 100. That one time you're playing.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Cats are like wrestling women because they're fun at first but then when they get pissed it gets like the nails go in and they're. They start screaming like whoa, whoa. We were playing a second ago. Tigers are that. So we all knew that was coming. So inside me, I have a built in siren that basically Brady doesn't have it. Grizzlies. Neat. Stand still. Nope. Run. I have it with bees. For God's sakes. Every person that's ever told me snakes are more afraid of you than you are of them have not been in my mind. Bull. There's no way that snakes more afraid of me. I can't do anything to him. What can I stomp him with my Jordans? Not happening. He is much more potent than I am. I am a lot more afraid than he is. Brady picks stuff up off the ground. This is a Gilla manster. Like oh God. Put it down. These are poisonous. Right? That's. Put it down. He's more afraid of us than we are. No, he's not.

[Byron]

Docile. Be docile.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm more afraid of almost everything than it is of me. That's for sure. I fear ants in mass. If you see me around an ant pile, I don't get close. Okay. It's the first I make that noise. So an elephant standing at the end of the road. I'm going inside. Now in India, I know that means I'm going into a tent. That's a bad idea because I don't.

[Byron]

Have not a sturdy structure.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I'm not going in. It's a lean to or I'm doing operation get behind Jahid and I'm going to grab one of them and throw him towards the elephant as I jump away. But the elephant got crazy and just stampeded. I can solve all the protests in Minnesota. Whichever side you're on, put one of them mean elephants out there and whoever is the last man standing. It's kind of when the Mexicans do those bull poker games. Those.

[Byron]

Oh man, they're doing them all the time.

[Brett Vesely]

And then nobody wins because I don't think anybody's gonna. I think it's just bad for everything. We put an elephant down there in Minnesota, it's not gonna be happy because it's freezing. It starts running around crazy. Not allowed to shoot it. Nice. We're looking at you and the protesters. I know they'll run for their lives, and then the protest is over. Everything's over. Put elephants on the streets, we don't have anything we fear on the roads anymore. Don't you think there's already enough of them at 2am at the bar in Minnesota? Look at those big broads. Yeah. Minnesotan ladies.

[Byron]

Not gonna get them out.

[Brett Vesely]

And again, true. That thing gets up and starts walking around the bar, I'm like, yeah, exactly. Run. Get behind a brick wall or something. Use your buddy as a shield. Yeah. All I saw was a bunch of, you know, Indians at a bazaar hanging around. And I'm like, do they see it? They don't see it. It's a friendly elephant. No such thing, brother. That is a wild rogue elephant. Has it got chains on its feet? No, it does not. It is a wild one. Did you hear yourself? World Wild got involved. I'm gonna stand behind whatever this is. This is my vehicle. It's a. Like a sidecar with three wheels on it. I don't know how you even built this, but it's got a Briggs and Stratton engine on it. Why does it smell like. Because that's what everything here smells like. I think if I was in India at any time, judging from all the videos I've seen of it, I might stand in front of an elephant that just. Too crowded, Too crowded. I don't like going to, like, restaurants that have a weight. I can't imagine what it's like to walk the streets of India going to get a coffee. Yeah. Like a chai tea. It's going to be 86 minutes. We have to serve all of the rest of India first. Oh, God, bring on the elephant. But I started thinking last night would be pretty neat if we just released an elephant. And on one side of the elephant it said, go ice. And on the other side it says, down with ice. And it just. It determines who wins the protest. Because I see a stalemate here. And I seen. I've seen these protests enough in the last few years to know. Then in a few weeks, it goes away. And absolutely nothing's different. Absolutely nothing changes. So the elephant will at least add a little excitement and send these people home. And I still don't believe that any of these protests are real. Because it was nine below zero. Nobody's marching in that. No decent person. Nobody's ice isn't even Mexicans aren't walking around in that. They're raiding them in their homes. Like, the ice guys aren't going outside in this either. This is Jussie Smollett talking. He got mugged at 23 below zero. And people right now, it's not happening. See, if anything, it should be here where the weather's amazing. You'd think, yeah, we need elephants in the streets. We need people to kind of get back to that primal feeling of like, danger lurking. That isn't human control. Like, there isn't anything you can. You can't sue it later. You can't. Can't get mad at just it does its damage. And then we're like, we should probably watch out for those elephants and it might unite us a little. We don't have any threats that aren't each other.

[Byron]

You mean the hundred car pile up?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, but that's human related. You know, it would unite us if, like, we got an elephant problem and they keep stomping us out and then they don't care if we're Republican, Democrat, or in between. They just stomp out whatever's in their way. Like, yeah, we should probably think about getting rid of these elephants and not kill them, but figure it out. Just release a bunch of elephants on cities that are problem problematic. I think it's a good idea because what I watched in India, a united front. Not one of them's like, push that. They did not have political anything when that thing was started to go, you know what? I'm an elephant. I'm gonna be an elephant for a minute. And it just took off. And they're like, whoa. It's just stomping out Indians. None of them were arguing about politics at all for a couple of days. The whole thing was like, I'm on your team, brother. You're not pushing. They don't have maga hats over there. Guys push them in front of the elephant. All that would happen being chased by one of those elephants or jumping one of those poo rivers. Oh, look, the whole thing in India is like. But again, Brett, if there's an elephant in our parking lot, and you're like, well, I'm gonna take off. See you later. Guys like, Brett, wait for the elephant to leave. Nope, I'm fine. He's friendly. No. What if he's not? Today. Elephant on a bad day. You've seen it at 2am in the bar. Oh, yeah, they're mean. Run.

[Byron]

Better have some peanuts.

[Brett Vesely]

They may catch you. No, Brady, we don't feed them. God damn it. He missed the point all the way around. Started chucking food at it.

[Byron]

Nope, you throw it the other way.

[Brett Vesely]

This is Throw your wallet and run. You're too comfortable. You're proving my point. We need some rogue animals to wander our streets like they have in India's morning sickness. Disgusting. They smell their sticky fates, say things that are horrible. UPD Holmberg's morning sickness. Speaking of releasing. What's it called? The coronal mass explosion or this. That dirty thing that evidently is happening in the sky right now. Oh, is it? Coronal mass explosion? I think is what it is. Where the cornea. No, no, coronal coronal. The sun is doing huge dances right now and it's causing the aurora borealis to slip way south. We might see it, which is crazy. And then when they said the name of it, everybody giggled because it was the. The coronal mass explosion. Like that. We watch too much porn to not have those words make us giggle the entire time. But so maybe. And then the news was like. And this is how science sometimes loses.

[Byron]

Coronal mass ejection.

[Brett Vesely]

Ejection. There it is. That's better. It's the coronal mass ejection. Sounds like a porn. It's a pornum. Don't search it, cuz you're going to see Johnny Sins doing some work. Coronal mass. What is it?

[Byron]

Ejection.

[Brett Vesely]

Ejection. They know what they're doing over there. The Neil Degrasse Tysons of the world. But yeah, that's happening. And then there was one guy that said you could see it as either all the way down to Ohio. I'm like, well that's not it. Or Texas. I'm like, well that's a pretty big. You better narrow that down. So maybe tonight, if it's a big one.

[Byron]

If it's big enough. Right, so it could trigger a severe geomagnetic storm causing widespread disruptions and stuff. Yeah, yep. Satellites, gps, it's called an X player.

[Brett Vesely]

They name stuff really cool over there. The coronal mass ejection. It's massive solar flares and I don't know, does that mean the sun's upset or is this normal? I've never heard of this before. I would remember that. It's like Bully the bull. Yeah, someday he's just like, oh, Bully's having a moment. Everyone hide. And there's another thing that could unite us all. If the sun got mad, you'd think that would finally be the thing that makes humanity go, Enough arguing. There's a 1 in 400 trillion chance you were born in the first place. What are we wasting our time here fighting constantly? Everything you do is an accident. The whole thing Is just this weird random.

[Byron]

Which is weird that these. The flare could do this to us. But then the stat you threw out the other day is 18ft closer.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, 18ft if it was on its axis. It wasn't. Yeah. It's just basically what the point of that was in its orbit. It's a perfectly spaced spot to have life and. Yeah. And had it been, you know, just a whole orbit moved in and stayed on it. It would change the. The whole makeup of the planet. So it's an amazing thing. The flares are different because they cut.

[Byron]

That'll happen.

[Brett Vesely]

But this one's big enough that we can, like. We'll start seeing differences because it's going to screw up the sky. That's neat. But they do think that the power grids might have a problem. Is that what would make it. Because I'm. I'm sick of everybody hating each other, you know, over dumb stuff. Hate each other for real things. Like the booger thing in Bidwell. Hate each other for stuff that actually affects you emotionally. Or like the ravens for you.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You gotta have hate. But like, we hate each other over stupid, uncontrollable things and we're yelling about politics and screaming about this and that. And I know you have your feelings.

[Byron]

But could we unite for one week of no social.

[Brett Vesely]

Man.

[Byron]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Imagine that if the sun got mad at us and turned off our phone.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

What would we do? I. Prediction. I like yours, but it's not real. Again, we're going back to your. You're too happy. Or too. It would be mass chaos. People would worry about stock market stuff. You couldn't check your phone. You couldn't get in contact. I think we would lose our minds if there was. And bad guys would probably try to take advantage of. You'd feel like you're getting handled by people who are taking advantage of the fact that we're blind for a week.

[Byron]

What's going on with my money?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. But that's the main thing. But the. The sun flare. I don't. It would be nice, though, to turn it all off and see what we did. Everything gets turned off. Let's see how we act. I think Covid taught us, hey, shut it all down and see if these people unite or if they. What did we end up doing? We made that a problem. And God forbid any government official comes on and says, hey, we got to turn your phones off for a week because the solar flares are gonna wreck it. Oh, it's a bit. Now It's a big controversy. It's a conspiracy. They're after us. They're trying to. They're doing something and they're. And you'd be right to feel that way. We can't ever. We'll never be normal again. But again, I don't know that we've ever been united. I don't know why we think that that's a possibility. But it does seem like we fight over dumber stuff than ever. I like fighting over real stuff. Like is Lamar Jackson really the ugliest man in the world? And if anybody argues.

[Byron]

Where's the fight?

[Brett Vesely]

I'll be there all day. Is the wnba. Val Dukes are up. Let's go. Pure joy. That's what I like when mostly at casinos. That's where I find it. Like I found it on Sunday. It was awesome. We had a great night. Jordan and I were high five. It was pretty awesome. It was pretty awesome. They just drive away smiling. Can't stop smiling. Great weekend. Anyway, so that's my plan for the future. Elephants, solar flares. That shut us down. Yeah. I guarantee you we. There'd be murders first. First thing would happen is like fist fights and murders. If we had our. If this thing shuts us down. No Netflix for a week. What are we going to do? And then. Yeah, Brady, your idea would be nice. No messages. Couldn't get anybody to tell us to calm down. The what's going on factor would be massive.

[Byron]

Imagine if. Yeah, just the whole no news.

[Brett Vesely]

You know, it would still work. Radio. We need this, boys. This. This industry that's in a massive death spiral. Sure could use those solar flares to shut down all that computer crap. We show up every morning. Yeah, we're back. We're doing fine. This industry is doomed. It's the Bob's fault. Trying to get all sorts of. You know, I don't know what they're doing, but let's just make it 15 different things they can.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Instead of just one focus. Boy, if they shut it, that would be pretty good. Yeah. Radio is the one thing that works. It's. It's hanging its hat on that too. And they even say that we've. I've had a Bob actually say that to me. You know, if we had some sort of a nuclear meltdown, the only thing that would work was airwave radio. Like, well, that's something. There you go. Good for you, Bob. That's a good one. Let's cross your fingers, buddy. Yeah. They might need us. They're never gonna need chatgpt. Or is he? But I'm Just saying voices. You're not gonna need to go, whoa. Is your kid's worst nuclear day. Like you're not gonna have call us with your worst nuclear. Sorry. You'd never have any of that. We'd be out there telling you, scramble, run.

[Byron]

Where are your tumors?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I think I have sunny tumor stories on the tens. Like, they'd have that terrible radio. That would still be a thing. But voices of reason would be like, oh, we gotta listen to those guys. Next thing you know, Joe Rogan's calling us. Can I borrow your station? Maybe for a fee, they shut it down, but, yeah, maybe the solar flares. I don't know. Radio's in such a bad spot. I don't even think solar flares can save it. Hey, you're listening to a mountain. Oh, no. I wish that flare would have done these guys in, too.

[Byron]

In the air tonight again.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Hey, my skin's sloughing off from the nuclear waste. In the air. I just thought you just put pictures up. But you can't see them on our Internet because we don't know what else to do. They got Polaroids hanging on the outside of the building. Hey, free water. That doesn't seem contaminated. Out at the van this morning. We sent Brett out. Yeah, we got filtered water. We're giving it out here to all the zone. Don't touch me. And we would hang our hats on it. The Bob's would be excited. Bob's Radio Bobs would be thrilled if there was a nuclear accident. Whatever market it's in, it's our time to shine. We're glowing. That's the radiation. So Florawax and Jim Bob did a thing. We thought it was real clever. We went on other markets to do it in case of nuclear meltdown for them. They were up there giving away Twinkies. We thought it was just Twinkies. They're like the roaches. Nothing happens to them. So they're feeding the zombies and the undead. All sorts of Twinkies. Katie, KB'd be excited. Twinks. All right. We're giving them away. You know, Homer came with a good idea since instead of band aids, use bumper stickers for your sloughed off skin. Got people running around coded in KUPD stuff.

[Byron]

You going with the running of the elephants?

[Brett Vesely]

Protest's over. Yeah, it's hilarious. All birds, morning sickness. Disgusting. They smell, they're sticky. They say things that are horrible. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Byron]

Just a couple of weeks away from the Olympics. We already got controversy.

[Brett Vesely]

DUA lipa's doing the commercials.

[Byron]

Have you heard about this? The ski jumping penis gate?

[Brett Vesely]

I have not. Brady.

[Byron]

Professional ski jumpers are artificially enlarging the genital area before official measurements by using substances, sometimes silicone, placed in a condom like sleeve in order to enhance their jumping.

[Brett Vesely]

It's like a pendulum.

[Byron]

Aerodynamically, I guess it would help. Yeah. I was wondering.

[Brett Vesely]

Aerodynamic.

[Byron]

So what they. Before the season, ski jumpers are subjected to a mandatory body scans to determine the dimensions of their suits under the guidelines for the sports governing board. Oh, and the International Ski and Snowboard Federation.

[Brett Vesely]

Wouldn't you want a smaller one, like to have a tighter suit? Like no drag?

[Byron]

The crotch measurement is taken from the lowest point of an athlete's genitals. So an airplane, when it goes up, the flaps are down, right? So maybe if you manage to move that point downward, you automatically get more surface area on the suit.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go.

[Byron]

Wow. Adding extra fabric provides aerodynamic advantages, can translate into longer jumps.

[Brett Vesely]

So a guy like me would look like somebody like God just threw him into the snow. I got spiked. He doesn't have a big dick at all. So the shorter jumpers, you'd be the agony of defeat guy. Yeah, that guy had a micro pee. Had no idea that he needed a ballast. How about that? And that's a controversy. Yeah, they've been measuring dicks and ski jumping for years.

[Byron]

And this mostly the suits.

[Brett Vesely]

So these guys are enhanced the suit.

[Byron]

Before they, you know. Do the women have this? Do the women do? I would think so, yeah. But.

[Brett Vesely]

But when they jump, do they have a condom full of sand attached to their penis?

[Byron]

Great point.

[Brett Vesely]

Because if it's just for the suit.

[Byron]

And then couldn't you shape it? Like if you're going to use a condom full of sand, wouldn't you?

[Brett Vesely]

But that's the point. Like if you don't have that in there, your suit's got a baggy spot.

[Byron]

Last week, two Norwegian ski jumping coaches and the team suit technician were suspended for 18 months.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow. Suit technician. You heard the fluffer, Taylor, right. Suit tech.

[Byron]

The suit technician were caught on video inserting illegal non elastic stretching into the crotch area of the suits belonging to key members of the squad.

[Brett Vesely]

Man. Well, it's a game of inches, so you have to take your chances with it. Your inches, I suppose. That's crazy.

[Byron]

Once again, size matters.

[Brett Vesely]

Of course, I would assume it would have been the other way, but I guess that makes sense. I'd have thought maybe the less you had down there, there'd be less drag in the air, but man, you're like a Dowling rod, you're gonna come down. It's drawing you down to your spot. That is one of the more fascinating sports that's ever been invented. And to consider jumping. Yeah. When it was invented, there was, like, no safety measures at all. Back in the early 1900s, when they were like, oh, I'm on a mountain. Yeah. And it has a huge J at the end of it. You just. Those dudes are flying.

[Byron]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Like, that's not fearless.

[Byron]

Felix.

[Brett Vesely]

Felix. And he was like, the Eddie the Eagle. Yeah.

[Byron]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

They're all kind of retarded. And those skis back then were just like two by fours. They go to Home Depot and grab a couple planks and just like, I dare you. And like, a bunch of dudes did it, and it became a sport.

[Byron]

I got two pretty videos. First one's another work accident.

[Brett Vesely]

Do women do that?

[Byron]

That's what I was wondering, you know, and what's the. What's the protocol there? Because if you can throw jugs in a woman, then. And if that's Good point. That's supposed to make her fly better.

[Brett Vesely]

If she's got big flapjacks, wouldn't they.

[Byron]

Be all doing it? These things are awfully pointy.

[Brett Vesely]

He's got, like, Madonna boobs. That's one thing I don't understand. Women screaming. Like, I don't think they ever had to protest that one, even back when they didn't have rights and stuff. Any. Any woman that said, we want to be part of that sport, like, have at it. Like, nobody ever said, no, women's gonna do this. Like, get her up there.

[Byron]

If we notice a big bulge in the women's area over there in the crotch. I don't even know. On the ski jumping, you're gonna have double bulb, double. You know, how do you double bubble?

[Brett Vesely]

How do you realize you're good at it? You just accidentally go down.

[Byron]

Parent throws you on a mountain.

[Brett Vesely]

You land as if you land. You land. We're in here. Lean forward. Hold still. No, thanks. That's a sport I don't get. You got to practice all. I mean, you think about it. The Olympics, you get three or four runs, but that dude's done that thousands of times, and the trek back doesn't seem worth it. You land like in Gilbert, and then you have to walk all the way back to Tempe, all the way back.

[Byron]

Up, and you see them with a train where it's not even winter.

[Brett Vesely]

It's like that roller hill, weird roller thing, and they land on grass, on rollerblades. My Knees hurt. Just watching those guys. No sticks. They got to do that wobbly balance thing with their arms at the end. And we. And none of us watch for success.

[Byron]

I think they start off with the wings and then they.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, they know. They talk about when they land. Yeah, they do that and try to plank it. Yeah. One foot's ahead of the other, but none of it. And the worst part about their sport, none of us watch it to see how good they are. Once every four years, we just want someone to eat. That's it. That's the only thing you'll remember is the dude that face plants.

[Byron]

First one's not coming up.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, Palmer over this morning sickness. Disgusting. They smell, they're sticky. They say things that are horrible. Hol's morning sickness. Dear Brady, my wife spent 100,000American dollars on her health last year. He has health in quotes. And she's not better from anything. She has all the same things she had a year ago. In fact, from the year before as well. There are two cabinets in my house. They're like a pharmacy of holistic pills and supplements. She goes to what's called a wellness doctor. We've talked about this twice a month. 450 a throw. She's only 38 years old. How bad can she be? I think she's fine. She has headaches every once in a while and skin problems that erupt on her legs. I've told her to go to a real doctor. She won't do it because what she has is that thing Toledo's got, but it's not. We don't even know. Africa elbow. Yeah, it says not even noticeable, though. She feels it under her skin. I told her that I'm cutting off this gravy train of medical money. We have insurance, but none of it covers this. She says, I don't care about her health. I think she's addicted to being unwell because she's not sick. She's been told about endometriosis in her family, so anytime she gets a stomach pain, she blames that, even though 4 of her wellness doctors have said she doesn't have it. So the very doctor she's investing in told her not. She's not got it. It's like she's rooting to be sick. How do I stop this money cut to my jugular and still care about her? It's starting to make me wish she did have a disease, so I at least knew what to say. Brian. Oh, boy.

[Byron]

Write the final check this year.

[Brett Vesely]

Cut it off. You're saying dry it out, you know, let's go to her life.

[Byron]

It is amazing.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I bet she's got one. 38 is usually when the wellness thing.

[Byron]

Is, it's definitely thrived.

[Brett Vesely]

You can't talk to women about this and say, you guys are addicted. Yeah, we have wanting to be sick. They feel fine. They go to the doctor. No man understands that you feel good. No, you especially, you went through it. His ex wife loved going to and. But the problem with her was she always got something. She literally. Oh, well, maybe not, but she had a lot. Was it all right?

[Byron]

I'm a. I'm a believer.

[Brett Vesely]

No, it wasn't underground. No.

[Byron]

You know that that's how powerful the mind is. Completely. Someone thinks now I'm not seeing it, and I know I'm gonna get something.

[Brett Vesely]

You're gonna get something, right? It's. Yeah. No, but they get like, no. Our grandmas were tough. My grandma smoked 400 cigarettes a day, took some bare aspirin in the morning, and swore that that was going to keep her healthy forever. She lived to be like 86. She didn't have any supplements. There wasn't a cabinet of anything in the house to keep. Now, granted, I wish we had a code. She looked horrible. I'm not gonna lie. She did look absolutely terrible in the.

[Byron]

Situation, like, for this guy. I wish you could call, you know, not making it obvious, but like, Dr. Placebo. This guy is like, I got these things for you.

[Brett Vesely]

Hey, this is a good idea.

[Byron]

It's a placebo effect where he's, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I think that's what most of those supplements are. But if she's not feeling better, why do you. This is what I don't get.

[Byron]

Hundred grand.

[Brett Vesely]

If you don't feel better after the visit to the doctor, why go back? If this one time. I go back once and go, hey, it's not right.

[Byron]

Headaches won't go away.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. If it's a year and a hundred grand and you still have the same stuff, you gotta start. The problem is those doctors will give them, like 14 different things to buy, you know, the lotions and potions that they have to take. And then they go to like, I am newt and wizard stuff. And then they, like. If they miss a day, the doctor has them convinced that they have to start all over. You miss your pills. It's like it. If you're not consistent, it's another 450.

[Byron]

And I can tell. I can tell when I'm out of the pills.

[Brett Vesely]

Here's the thing, ladies. And this comes from all guys. Because we talk about this stuff. We don't get it. We want to be support.

[Byron]

We're not far from that. I mean, it is different.

[Brett Vesely]

We are. We go when we're sick. We don't go when we're not. A checkup.

[Byron]

I know, but maybe things that are feel good or, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

Like what?

[Byron]

I mean, we got down to where you wear those. Yeah, I did it. The bionic band.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. But that's just a scam you're falling for because you're hoping for a quick fix so you don't have to go to the doctor.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what dudes do, right? Rub a little dirt on it, see if that helps. We do a bunch of things on our own. If you as a man went to a dude who charged you $450 for the bionic band.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And it didn't work. And then you went back to him and said, you need another one. You'd say, no, a better version for 100 grand. 2.0 version right now ready for you. Hundred thousand dollars and you don't feel better. And you want to keep doing it, cut it off. Because it used to be called being a hypochondriac. Now it's just called being healthy. Because they've got us. Know that the more you go to a doctor, the better you'll feel. And that's the opposite. Do like dudes have done for years, dodge that doctor. They have to put commercials on TV to tell guys, go to the doctor. We don't until it bleeds or we can't use it anymore. We're not going to.

[Byron]

Nope.

[Brett Vesely]

Because I don't want bad news. I made it this far. Yeah. You go get your checkups. I'm fine right now. I've never heard a woman say what I say all the time. And I've heard other guys say, well, you know, this is getting a little long anyway. I'm ready for credits to roll. If that's it, it's it. I'm not saying if it's my time, it's my time. They're like, yeah, whatever. What I don't know can't kill me is that's my medical advice to everybody. If you don't know about it, it can't kill you. The minute you know about it, guess what? That's all you're gonna think about. Stop going. This is great advice to the doctor. For no reason. If it ain't bleeding, swollen, and that's after three or four days, the swelling won't go down. For three or four days. And if you can't use it, those are the reasons to go. If you feel good and you're going to someone who's not even a real doctor, they're going to make you pay for something. No. No holistic or wellness doctor has ever said, hey, you're ship shape. Get out of here. They've always got something to sell you.

[Byron]

That research that was in the.

[Brett Vesely]

You know better than anyone. And again, going back to Brett's thing, as bitter as he may be, she always came out with, like, a real operation. And, like. Like, your ex maybe talked herself into being sick a lot, but she had boots and operations and cuts. A wellness doctor will never tell you there's no reason for you to come here. A real doctor might, but a wellness doctor won't. I don't understand it. No man does. We try to be supportive, but if. If it ain't working, we're solvers. At some point, you're just like, all right, then, whatever.

[Byron]

Well, I can't help. I've recommended it to, you know, check this out. If nothing else is working, it's like you're trying to find that thing that. That will help them because obviously, sure, I'm not helping with my suggestions or whatever.

[Brett Vesely]

You know what's funny? If you say, go to a real doctor, they scream back, oh, you're an ass. You're an ass. Yeah, you're a complete. It's like, the dude's not like, they just give me pills. I'm like, that's all you take? Yeah. The other guy's just giving you pills, too. Yeah. But then when that's bad pills, like, I don't know if I didn't go to school for that.

[Byron]

And it's hard not to feel that that's a can of worms as well.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't even bother with it.

[Byron]

Test Happy.

[Brett Vesely]

I want you to be healthy, but if you spend a hundred grand and I'm going through my taxes and my annual expenses and you're not better, we're redistributing that somewhere else. That's going to a different thing. You're no longer allowed to go to that guy. And if she yells at you, just go, hey. Then you pay for it. Called Cordone. Cordell, this guy says, my wife had legit cancer and racked up some serious medical debt. Tell that dude to stop paying the doctors and take his wife's name off the house and cars and everything and file for bankruptcy in a few years. Her name's not on anything, so they can't take it from you. That's if it goes to collection. They keep calling. Just ignore them. That's my experience. Great man advice right there. Ignore it like the Book of Mormon. Turn it off like a light switch. Just go click. I'm not saying our way's right, but it is better. Disgusting. They smell, they're sticky. They say things that are horrible. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Byron]

Here's a couple of movie facts that everyone gets wrong.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay?

[Byron]

There isn't a dead Munchkin hanging in the background of the wizard of Oz. It's a bird. And you can see it move like a bird.

[Brett Vesely]

That's exactly what the people hiding dead munchkins from you would say. Yeah.

[Byron]

In Titanic.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Jack could physically fit on the door, but it wouldn't have supported him and Rose. The main point of the scene was Jack's sacrifice.

[Brett Vesely]

She's a selfish broad. Exactly. He knew her for 48 hours. Like, I'm not ready to kill myself. Come on.

[Byron]

John Travolta's briefcase and Pulp Fiction does not have a secret meaning. Quentin Tarantino has said the glow is just for storytelling.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. It's a soul is what most people think it's. You're selling your soul and he's the devil. He's representation. But that's just the depth of that movie is that you'll look that deep into what's in the briefcase and realize that Marcellus Wallace is the devil and he's buying and selling souls.

[Byron]

George Lucas did not plan Star wars from the beginning. Darth Vader was not intended to be Luke's father when he first.

[Brett Vesely]

His name is Vader. German for father. Oh, it is. It's close. It's not the exact same thing, but, I mean, it was a dead giveaway.

[Byron]

Father?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Immediately or death.

[Byron]

Father.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know what it is. I just know Vader is like Vada, his father. He went out for smokes, too. I get for so many years. That's not funny, Brit. I went out for milk. Your insubordinates will be tolerated no further.

[Byron]

I like these top revelations as the Death Star.

[Brett Vesely]

Yo. My Lord. Did you hear that? Did I hear what? That. That, sir. Right there. I don't hear it. It's driving us all crazy on the Death Star, sir. Well, then someone should do something about it. You have to do something, sir. I don't know what you're talking about. Bring in the energizer, buddy. You expect me to climb this ladder? Go to that chirping thing? It's not going to happen. These aren't the 9v you're looking for. Oh, no, it's one of those little weird dime shaped ones. There's wires in here. They're all going to start going off and simultaneously. So we have to find the bad battery or just tolerate the sound. That movie has a new meaning for me now. And then he leaves. Have to go now. I'm tired of talking about this to the Hellcat. All right, that's enough of that. He says go home. Come on, hurry up, Rick. We've lost him.

[Byron]

I'm done.

[Brett Vesely]

It says SRT on the side of the Death Star. Now it's the Vader edition.

[Byron]

Heading to the Dodge of a system.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, the plates say dkside Dickside. Anyway, you know, once you go to the dark side, you never come back. That Death Star. Death Star. The Death Star Comedy Jam. All right, all right. Put your hands together. Next meeting comes all the way from Andorra.

[Byron]

Ewoks. Be sharp people.

[Brett Vesely]

Keep Ewoks in their house. White aliens are crazy. Keeping Ewoks inside the house. All right, that was good stuff, man. We should have guilt killed. Darth Kill Tony, what you got? All right, what you got? One minute player. I'm that's too good not to do killed Chewy. Kill. Chewy's a good one. All right, you got a man. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.