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01-20-26 - Elephant Going Rogue In India Reminds John Why He Fears All Animals Unlike Brady - Coronal Mass Ejection Event Coming As We Think Our Radio Bobs Will Try And Turn Solar Flares Into A Radio Gimmick
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It's Soylent Green Day, you know, off and running. Another perfect man. Thank you to global warming and all this. It's just fantastic. What's going on with it? Litter shoot. Aerosol on this guy. If this is what our winters are like, I'm thrilled with it. So what? It's 120 every day in the summer. We've dealt with that. That's fine. I'll take the trade off of 75 every day in January for 120. And the whole point of having air conditioner. We're good, but the planet. We'll be fine. Don't worry about it. Greta, you got this. Greta Thunberg's up there in Greenland trying to save that. Now that. It's a fun battle. You know, I'm not. I'm not sure what Trump is up to. You know what's crazy? Golf with my friend Jordan on Sunday. And we got paired up with really nice people. The son's name was Sean and the dad's name, I forgot. But the son's 17. Super nice people from Colorado. Excellent. And if you're listening, thanks. That was a great Sunday. We had a nice time with them, but it's so quick. Like we didn't know each other at all. And again, I always go back to this. There's no commonalities in humans anymore. Like when you first meet someone and he. It was just one of the first things he said to his kid. When he hit a ball, he goes, nice shot. And his ball went a little left. He goes, we'll fix that. We'll make you a Republican in no time. And he was like. And that was like it was on. He just wanted to talk about politics. And he wasn't crazy either way. But it was like, man, we have got to stop this. 25 years ago, that would have been like, oh, and it still is if you run into the wrong people. He didn't know Jordan and I just looked at a couple of, well, you know, I look like a neo Nazi and Jordan looks like my neo Nazi friend. So his piece probably. I'm pretty safe to think these guys are not libs at the very least. And he liked and he was funny. So it was fine. We, you know, everything for the jokes. But yeah, it was great. But it was so quick to go directly to test to see how these guys. He didn't know if we're like protesters and stuff. And speaking of, I have a solution and I think you're gonna like it. No, I saw this weekend, or at least yesterday, that in India an elephant had. Had it. Did you see that? And he stampeded like 20 people. Yeah, my built in Johnny mechanism is elephant close. Johnny's hiding. Right. I don't stand there and see an elephant within a few yards of me and think, we're good. I don't like it. Even if all the natives are like, he's friendly. I never understood that people. Like, I watched a, you know, like even Siegfried and Roy, a little too friendly with those lions. And I saw the video that one time and we all knew that they showed Siegfried and Roy in their joint compound there in Vegas, which was kind of neat. They built two houses on the same property to try to convince us they weren't homosexual. See, we each have our own homes. That's right. Siegfried has his home and I have mine. But we share a pool with Montecor and the other tigers. And they get in the pool and the damn tigers got in with them. And I'm like, this is definitely going to end poorly. I wouldn't want to be in the pool with a friend's dog whose nails are too long. Just in case. You ever see a dog try to climb it, it hurts so bad. Imagine the tiger, like accidentally it slice you open. Just gotcha. Well, I, I compare it to like a, even a house cat. When you're playing with your cat. Oh, it's funny. There's a couple of, you know, and that can scratch you. Now magnify that times 50 or 100. That one time you're playing. Yeah. Cats are like wrestling women because they're fun at first. And then when they get pissed it gets like the nails go in and they start screaming like whoa. We were playing a second ago. Tigers are that. So we all knew that was coming. So inside me, I have a built in siren that basically Brady doesn't have it. Grizzlies. Neat. Standstill. Nope. Run. I have it with bees. For God's sakes. Every person that's ever told me snakes are more afraid of you than you are of them have not been in my mind. Bull. There's no way that snakes more afraid of me. I can't do anything to him. What can I stomp him with my Jordans? It's not happening. He is much more potent than I am. I am a lot more afraid than he is. Brady picks stuff up off the ground. This is a Gilla manster. Like, oh, God. Put it down. These are poisonous. Right? That's. Put it down. He's more afraid of us than we are. No, he's not. Docile. Be docile. I'm more afraid of almost everything than it is of me, that's for sure. I fear ants in mass. If you see me around an ant pile, I don't get close. That's the first I make that noise. So an elephant standing at the end of the road. I'm going inside now. In India, I know that means I'm going into a tent. That's a bad idea because I don't have inside. Not a sturdy structure. I'm not going in. It's a lean to or I'm doing operation get behind Jahid and I'm going to grab one of them and throw him towards the elephant as I jump away. But the elephant got crazy and just stampeded. I can solve all the protests in Minnesota. Whichever side you're on. Put one of them mean elephants out there and whoever is the last man standing. It's kind of when the Mexicans do those bull poker games, those oh man, they're doing elf all the time. And then nobody wins because I don't think anybody's gonna. I think it's just bad for everything. We put an elephant down there in Minnesota, it's not gonna be happy because it's freezing. It starts running around crazy. Not allowed to shoot it. Nice. We're looking at you and the protesters. I know they'll run for their lives. And then the protest is over. Everything's over. Put elephants on the streets. We don't have anything we fear on the roads anymore. Don't you think there's already enough of them at 2am at the bar in Minnesota? Those big broads. Yeah, Minnesotan. You're not gonna get them out. Yeah, yeah. And again, true. That thing gets up and starts walking around the bar. I'm like, yeah, exactly. Get behind a brick wall or something. Use your buddy as a shield. Yeah. All I saw was a bunch of, you know, Indians at a bazaar hanging around. And I'm like, do they see it? They don't see it. Like, friendly elephant. No such thing, brother. That is a wild rogue. Elephant has got chains on its feet. No, it does not. It is a wild one. Did you hear yourself? World Wild got involved. I'm gonna stand behind whatever this is. This is my vehicle. It's a. Like a sidecar with three wheels on. I don't know how you even built this. It's got a Briggs and Stratton engine on it. Why does it smell like. Because that's what everything here smells like. I think if I was in India at any time, judging from all the videos I've seen of it, I might stand in front of an elephant that just. Too crowded. Too crowded. I don't like going to, like, restaurants that have a weight. I can't imagine what it's like to walk the streets of India. Going to go to get the coffee. Yeah. Like a chai tea. It's going to be 86 minutes. We have to serve all of the rest of India first. Oh, God. Bring on the elephant. But I started thinking last night would be pretty neat if we just released an elephant. And on one side of the elephant, it said, go ice, and on the other side it says, down with ice. And it just. It determines who wins the protest. Because I see a stalemate here. And I seen. I've seen these protests enough in the last few years to know. Then in a few weeks, it goes away and absolutely nothing's different. Absolutely nothing changes. So the elephant will at least add a little excitement and send these people home. And I still don't believe that any of these protests are real. Because it was nine below zero. Nobody's marching in that. No decent person. Nobody's ice isn't. Even Mexicans aren't walking around in that. They're raiding them in their homes. Like, the ice guys aren't going outside in this either. This is Jesse Smollett talking. He got mugged at 23 below zero. And people right now, it's not happening. See, if anything, it should Be here where the weather's amazing. You'd think, yeah, we need elephants in the streets. We need people to kind of get back to that primal feeling of like danger lurking that isn't human controlled. Like there isn't anything you can. You can't sue it later. You can't. Can't get mad at. Just it does its damage. And then we're like, we should probably watch out for those elephants and it might unite us a little bit. We don't have any threats that aren't each other. You mean the hundred car pile up wouldn't be? Yeah, but that's human related. You know, it would unite us if, like, we got an elephant problem and they keep stomping us out and then they don't care if we're Republican, Democrat, or in between. They just stomp out whatever's in their way. Like, yeah, we should probably think about getting rid of these elephants and not kill them, but figure it out. Just release a bunch of elephants on cities that are problem problematic. I think it's a good idea because what I watched in India was a united front. Not one of them's like, push that. They did not have political anything when that thing was started to go, you know what? I'm an elephant. I'm gonna be an elephant for a minute. And it just took off. And they're like, whoa. It's just stomping out Indians. None of them were arguing about politics at all for a couple of days. The whole thing was like, I'm on your team, brother. You're not pushing. They don't have maga hats over there. Guys push them in front of the elephant. All that would happen here, being chased by one of those elephants or jump in one of those poo rivers. The whole thing in India is like. But again, Brett, if there's an elephant or parking lot, and you're like, well, I'm gonna take off. See you later, guys. Like, Brett, wait for the elephant to leave. I'm fine. He's friendly. No. What if he's not? Today? Elephant on a bad day. You've seen it at 2am in the bar. Oh, yeah, they're mean. Run. Better have some peanuts. No, Brady, we don't feed them. God damn it. He missed the point all the way around. Starts chucking food at it. Nope, you throw it the other way. This is your wallet. And run. You're too comfortable. You're proving my point. We need some rogue animals to wander our streets like they have in India. Remember? They say that stuff sometimes. They say there's a Bengal tiger on the loose in the city in India. And everybody's like, yeah, that'll happen. We don't have any of that. Don't touch it. It's. It's special animal, sacred. Okay. Yeah. You see, when they. Same thing. Those cows go rogue. Cows? Yeah. No, we can't start with cows. You can. I've again, I had that when I was a little kid. My grandpa had cows. And there was a bull out in the field once, and I was 6, and I'm walking through the field, and I looked over, and this thing's got its eyes. And you know when it's mad at you, like, from a long way off? I'm like, oh, my cousin Sean was with me, and she's like, john, get behind me. I'm like, why? She goes, just. And she saw it too. And the thing just goes. That was all it took for us to go run, get a good head start, get behind something fast. He's mad. And the bull starts doing that little weird bull jogging. And he's right. Like, I don't know what we did, but get on his turf. And it was a bad day because I've pet that thing before. He was my buddy. We called him Bully. Bully was adorable. I named one of my stuffed animals after him. One day, Bully didn't like John anymore, and he made it clear with his eyes. And I learned that day. Oh, not to be trusted. Giant animals. But I think we can use them. Because I'm sick of looking at the news and watching one side say, our side's winning, and nobody's winning anything. I mean, look at it realistically. No one's winning anything. The crazy lesbians screaming at ice. The crazy ice guys screaming at lesbians. Nobody's winning this. The winner should be elephants that break it up. That way, we can't blame people. Like, no side did it. Just an elephant showed up and broke up the protest. It wouldn't be some dude accidentally rogue shooting a lesbian in the head with a pepper ball. Like he goes to jail for. The elephant just showed up. We need elephants now. They smell they're sticky. They say things that are horrible. 90, 88 upd Homburg's morning sickness immediately. Because if you watch that thing in India, they get the job done. And then everybody's like, sorry about that, ice. Yeah, me too. Lesbians. That elephant sure was scary. And then we could all unite over the fact we haven't had a common enemy since I was a little kid. We've tried, but we haven't drummed one up when we had Russia. Go back to the 1980 elections. 49 states voted for one guy. A couple times with the Middle east, yeah, we tried to drum up a fake one. James Bond helped a lot because he made the evil communists and Russians. But that was why Top Gun, we all could have got Top Gun. Maverick had a chance if they'd have just picked an enemy. They didn't. It was just. They made a random other. Yeah, they. The enemy. They called him the enemy. Yeah. They didn't even say the name of it. It's like, oh, random Middle Eastern place. We're not familiar. We know Russia. That's why Russia has to be bad again. But they're not. We're not really threatened by it. Common enemy makes us happy. Remember 9, 11 for like 4 days. I've never been more united with everybody on this. On the surface of North America, like we were that that four day stretch. And then we picked like the wrong fight. Pick someone that didn't do it and got rid of them. That's exactly right. Who are we mad at? I think we get mad at somebody now and everybody should be all right with it. I hate that. Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with it, sir. You know what though? Everybody likes me right now. I'm gonna kick the crap out of something. And then he went rogue. Elephant stomped on the wrong people. But had he been more liberal with stomping on a bunch of them? We were like, well, he went nuts. Elephants. That's the future. Speaking of cows, did you see the. This is Darwinism at work. There's a couple cows that have decided. I didn't even know cows were itchy. Picked up brooms and started scratching themselves with them. Who did? Cows. They picked up brooms with their mouths. I've never. Have you ever seen a cow scratched another cow? Each other scratched itself like it was solving the itch because the tail doesn't cover it all. Figure that out? Got no idea. But he picked up a broom and he started to scrub his back. Like, that's nice. And then the other cow saw it and went, what are you doing? Because my back's been itching for years. Can't reach it. Scratched him with the broom. Throws in the back and like it's the first use ever of bovine tools. So it starts. Here we go. So if the cows start picking up stuff and using them and we got a few years to wait, but I mean, that's pretty impressive. Like right off the. They weren't like rubbing on a fence yeah, they'll find. They'll find a tree or a fence, but I've never seen a cow scratch. Been around a lot of cows. Never once have I seen a cow. Like, can you get that? They don't like to be scratched. Like, you can touch them. They're covered in flies. If anything, they don't have hooves for scratching. They can't sit like a dog and reach up. I didn't even know they had itches. But yeah, this. She picked up the broom, like, figured it out and then realized, oh, I can reach my back with this. And she picks it up and scratches her back and puts it back. It's like, oh, they're taking over. So I'm not saying that I'm not gonna go. I'm not gonna go that far and say we have to worry that the cows have gotten too smart. But look, I met a lot of dumb people recently that I think maybe would rather be friends with a cow. This one says people tend to think that anything an animal does with an object is tool use. And sometimes you get videos of animal. Animals interacting with object. But this one's different because it showed the behavior that you'd expect from stricter, stricter definitions of tool use. And especially when she put it back to use it later and she knows what it's for. She's made it functional. I don't know how they're not itch cows. It's pretty ridiculous. So be careful of that. Elephants and cows, we need to release them against the people. Speaking of releasing, what's it called? The coronal mass explosion or this. That dirty thing that evidently is happening in the sky right now. Oh, is it coronal mass explosion? I think is what it is. Where the cornea. No, no, coronal, coronal. The sun is doing huge dances right now, and it's causing the aurora borealis to slip way south. We might see it, which is crazy. And then when they said the name of it, everybody giggled because it was the. The coronal mass explosion. Like that. We watch too much porn to not have those words make us giggle the entire time. But so maybe. And then the news was like. And this is how science sometimes loses mass. Eject Ejection. There it is. That's better. It's the coronal mass ejection. Sounds like a part. It's important. Don't search it because you're going to see Johnny Sins doing some work. Coronal mass. What is it? Ejection action. They know what they're doing over there. The Neil degrasse Tysons of the world. But yeah, that's happening. And then there was one guy that said you could see it as either all the way down to Ohio. I'm like, well, that's not it. Or Texas. I'm like, well, that's a pretty big. You better narrow that down. So maybe tonight, if it's a big one. If it's big enough. Right. Trigger a severe geomagnetic storm causing widespread disruptions and stuff. Yeah. Yep. Satellites, gps. It's called an X flare. They name stuff really cool over there. But the coronal mass ejection, it's massive solar flares. And I don't know, does that mean the sun's upset or is this normal? Because I never heard of this before. I would remember that. It's like bully the bull, you know? Yeah. Someday he's just like, oh, bullies having a moment. Everyone hide. And there's another thing that could unite us all. If the sun got mad, do you think that would finally be the thing that makes humanity go. Enough arguing. There's a 1 in 400 trillion chance you were born in the first place. What are we wasting our time here, fighting constantly? Everything you do is an accident. The whole thing is just this weird, random. Which is weird that these. The flare could do this to us. But then the stat you threw out the other day is 18ft closer. Well, 18ft if it was on its axis. It wasn't. Yeah. It's just basically what the point of that was. In its orbit. It's a perfectly spaced spot to have life and. Yeah. And had it been, you know, just the whole orbit moved in and stayed on it, it would change the. The whole makeup of the planet. So it's an amazing thing. The flares are different because they come. That'll happen. But this one's big enough that we can, like, we'll start seeing differences because it's going to screw up the sky. That's neat. But they do think that the power grids might have a problem. Is that what would make it. Because I'm. I'm sick of everybody hating each other, you know, over dumb stuff. Hate each other for real things. Like the booger thing in Bidwell. Hate each other for stuff that actually affects you emotionally. Or like the ravens for you. Yeah. And you gotta have hate. But like we hate each other over stupid, uncontrollable things. And we're yelling about politics and screaming about this and that. And I know you have your feelings, but could we unite for one week of no social man, no activities? Imagine that if the sun got mad at us and turned off our phone. Yeah. What would we do? I. Prediction. I like yours, but it's not real. Again, we're going back to your. You're too happy. Or too. It would be mass chaos. People would worry about stock market stuff. You couldn't check your phone. You couldn't get in contact. I think we would lose our minds if there was. And bad guys would probably try to take advantage of it. You'd feel like you're getting handled by people who are taking advantage of the fact that we're blind for a week. What's going on with my money? Yeah, but that's the main thing. But the sun flare. I don't. It would be nice, though, to turn it all off and see what we did. Everything gets turned off. Let's see how we act. I think Covid taught us, hey, shut it all down and see if these people unite or if they. What did we end up doing? We made that a problem. And God forbid any government official comes on and says, hey, we got to turn your phones off for a week because the solar flares are going to wreck it. Oh, it's a bit now. It's a big controversy. It's conspiracy. They're after us. They're trying to. They're doing something. And you'd be right to feel that way. We can't ever. We'll never be normal again. But again, I don't know that we've ever been united. I don't know why we think that that's a possibility. But it does seem like we fight over dumber stuff than ever. I like fighting over real stuff. Like, is Lamar Jackson really the ugliest man in the world? And if anybody argues the fight. I'll be there all day. Is the wnba. Valuable Dukes are up. Let's go. Pure joy. That's what I like. When mostly at casinos. That's where I find it. Like I found it on Sunday. It was awesome. We had a great night. Jordan and I were high five. It was pretty awesome. It was pretty awesome. They just drive away smiling. Can't stop smiling. Had a great weekend. Anyway. So that's my plan for the future. Elephants, solar flares that shut us down. Yeah. I guarantee you we'd. There'd be murders first. First thing would happen is like fistfights and murders. If we had our. If this thing shuts us down, no Netflix for a week. What are we going to do? And then. Yeah, Brady, your idea would be nice. No messages. Couldn't get anybody to tell Us to calm down. The what's going on factor would be massive. Imagine if. Yeah, just the whole no news, you know, it would still work. Radio. We need this, boys. This. This industry that's in a massive death spiral. Sure could use those solar flares to shut down all that computer crap. We show up every morning. We're back. We're doing fine. This industry is doomed. It's the Bob's fault. Trying to get all sorts of, you know, I don't know what they're doing, but let's just make it 15 different things they can. Yeah. All right. Instead of just one focus. Boy, if they shut it, that would be pretty good. Yeah. Radio's the one thing that works. It's. It's hanging its hat on that too. And they even say that we've. I've had a Bob actually say that to me. You know, if we had some sort of a nuclear meltdown, the only thing that would work was airwave radio. Like, well, that's something. There you go. Good for you, Bob. That's a good one. Let's cross your fingers, buddy. Yeah. They might need us. They're never going to need chatgpt. Or is he? But I'm just saying, voices, you're not going to need to go, whoa. Is your kid's worst nuclear day. Like, you're not going to have call us with your worst nuclear. Sorry. You'd never have any of that. We'd be out there telling you, scramble, run. Where are your tumors? Yeah, I think I have sunny tumor stories down the tens. Like, they'd have that terrible radio. That would still be a thing. But voices of reason would be like, oh, we got to listen to those guys. Next thing you know, Joe Rogan's calling us. Hey, can I borrow your station? Maybe for a fee you shut it down. But yeah, maybe the solar flares. I don't know. Radio's in such a bad spot. I don't even think solar flares can save it. Hey, you're listening to the mountain. Oh, no. Wish that flare would have done these guys in too. Disgusting. They smell, they're sticky. They say things that are horrible. Radiate Updale Holmberg's morning sickness in the air tonight again. Hey, my skin's sloughing off from the nuclear waste in the air. Just put pictures up, but you can't see them on our Internet because we don't know what else to do. They got polaroids hanging on the outside of the building. Hey, free water. That doesn't seem contaminated out at the van this morning we sent Brett out. Yeah, we got filtered water. We're giving it out here all the time. Don't touch me. And we would hang our hats on it. The Bobs would be excited. Bob's Radio. Bob's would be thrilled if there was a nuclear accident. Whatever market it's in. Ah, it's our time to shine. We're glowing. That's the radiation. So Florox and Jim Bob did a thing this. We thought it was real clever. We went on other markets to do it in case nuclear meltdown for them. They were up there giving away Twinkies. We thought it was just. Twinkies are like the roaches. Nothing happens to them. So they're feeding the zombies and the undead, all sorts of Twinkies. Katie Kibby would be excited. Twinks. All right. We're giving them away. You know, Homer came with a good idea. Instead of band aids, use bumper stickers for your sloughed off skin. Got people running around coded in CUPD stuff. You going with the run to the running of the elephants protest so over. Yeah, it's. It's hilarious. Yeah. The only people excited about, like a solar flare knocking down the grid are in suits and radio. Hey, did you hear? The world's in turmoil. They need us. They're hanging their hats on that. That's their future. Maybe the sun will get mad. That's part of their business plan. And it's the, by the way, most reasonable part of their business. Right back to the day. We need to get people to listen to radio in their house again. What do you think we should do? Buy them radios. What do you mean? Like you've been telling we use the computer the whole time. You. They got rid of them, huh? Oh, God. He's a People listen to radio. Like a real radio? Like give away radios. Well, that's silly. We're not gonna pay for it. Well, then you're not gonna. It's not gonna happen then. Trying to rob people's brains, not going to work. I'll make sure to tap that app. Yeah, tap the app and then go to our pocket. Like, you're telling them to not do it. You're telling them to not listen to the thing and then you want to. I don't get it. We need solar. I bet you they wake up every morning, go, oh, Earth's still okay. Like, they're upset that the Earth is thriving. You could use a big fat solar flare. Well, you got one. And it's got the coolest name I've ever heard. Coronal mass ejection. Even scientists can't say that, not giggle. We're looking tonight at coronal mass ejection in my wife's mouth. Okay, I had to say it. I'm sorry. Come on. We're all thinking it anyway. They say they had one back in 1859 that might have done the grid in, but they didn't have a grid. Wow. Brilliant science. They know about that? I think the Bobs are in charge of science sometimes. This is like the great flare of 59. What? Yeah. All the water wheels stopped, like. Oh, God. Over 2,000 lamps. The 2,000 lamps on the planet went. And then three Jebedias lost their house. Then the telegraph went down. Aye, aye. Geez. Bob's. What do you suppose is gonna happen if it does it now? We'll be back. Bob. Radio Bob's the only ones that would read a headline in a newspaper because that's the only way to get our news. It says, millions dead. Solar flare cuts down society. And he'd be like, yes, sweet. And he'd step over all the dead bodies. Sweet. And then they'd take credit for it a few years later. You know, I was. I was the vice president of programming there during the flares. You didn't do anything. I know. Came up with the idea. Don't you hate when your. When your dog starts crapping plutonium, call us with your stories. I don't know. They're doing bits. Blow my mind, Blow my mind. Glorious morning. Izzy. This is probably the end of it, but I really want. I got. I got your bumper stickers on this morning. I wanted to blow your mind. Hit me. What you got? Well, sorry. Oh, that was a lung. Izzy had a fun call this morning when a guy died. Really blew her mind. Call me with your last breath. At kdkb. We want to hear your death gurgle. 11 seconds. You want a thousand dollars? All right, everybody, the number is 11. Can you death gurgle longer than that? Nine, five. Oh, that's runner up. Nice try. What's the station that pays? He didn't win because he didn't say it. Didn't say the phrase it pays. You gotta give the phrase it pays. I'm dying. I'm dying. Okay, pd that's it. I'm dying on kdkb. You win the Bob's, they're sitting there with their fingers crossed in a meeting today and the numbers looking in Cincinnati. Not good, Bob. Not good at all. We really need a massive death from the sun to help this program. You Mean Ching Ching and the broomstick aren't doing well over there. No, nobody caught on with Ching Ching. They say he's racist and we can't figure out why. It's 7:21. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? A good one. Sure. Bert, what do you got? All right. Tons of stuff up here. We'll start off with Biz Marquis. Picking boogers for your story earlier. That's a song. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's terrible. What? Oh yeah. Picking boogers is a song. It is by Bismarck. Yeah, yeah. Here, I'll pull. Hang on a second. I'll pull it up. Say he just. Picking Boogers is a song. Yes. What, you never heard it? It's terrible. Not evidently. I was an adult even when I was a child. I would have just turned it off. There I was telling me I'm too highbrow for this. Come on. It was my idea to put boogers on a guy. Me and Bismarck here in the same. I'm gonna probably like this. That's de La soul. Wonderful. Every gross. But it's short. I have it tripping. See yo, listen close. It's not right at the sun or sweet like sugar but it's rather on the bug tip and it's called picking closer to you but it's still something we all have to do to go up your nose with a finger or two and pull out one old crusty crew. Yo, don't try to part like it's so gloomy and gray. Cause we all pick out boogers sometime every day we're out in the open or on the sneak tip for the finger tissue or even a cuticle. You know what my favorite thing is? That's on his best of album. Oh, yeah, yeah. Picking boogers. That and just a friend. I mean, that's the only ones. I. I don't know. I knew one of those. Yeah. Megadeth's go to hell for Bidwell. Ghost Slipknot, Stone sour Brad Perry Breakfast with Prince. Somebody literally asked for that. I'm not making this up. Linkin park, man. I don't care. Want to do it? STP Static X Somewhat stupid for Bo Nicks Judas Priest Turbo because Ian Hill turned 74. Primus. My name is mud for Bidwell. And Sanjay wants his band played. Reckless Eden. Well, he did bring his breakfast on. They did Friday. He did? Yeah. It's a good one. We'll go with Sanjay just because I don't want to hear Picking boogers. We got. The Brad Perry thing is strong too. If you haven't former weatherman. And we could do a double shot. Host of Double Shots. Morning mix. Double shot. No. Double flare. Some people won't be movie stars driving a fancy cows. He can't say cars. It sounds like he says drive their fancy cows because he can't even say breakfast. No. Breakfast with Prince. P R I N T S Breakfast with Prince. Like, why is the weatherman doing this? And he means it. I. Oh, God. He was trying to be a musician. Worst thing ever happened is I found it. Host of AZ Daily Mix on channel 400. Listen to him. He turns into like. Some people be singing or moving styles. Some people big houses and fast calls. Fast house. Some people be CEOs. CEOs. What I really, really want to do is have breakfast with Prince. Oh, God. Breakfast with Prince. Not tomba William Harry. O John Sometime goes by James Dahl. His name is Mint. Oh, so much. Even was a love symb at once. All right, I'm done. Stop it. I'm going to sing it. Have breakfast with Prince. I don't know what happened to his voice. You got Louis Armstrong in the middle of that thing. Can you do that at the next show? Yeah, we'll do breakfast with Prince. Cool. Some people will be movies Styles. The fetch. Big houses, drive fast cows. Oh, man, I pull. That's the YouTube video. The one that we did the. I mean, two years ago. Someone I know did the lyrics. Damn you, Holmberg. Holmberg is the reason for a hundred of these views. Oh, I sent me here. Don't do it. No. Damn you, Holmberg. That's all you. Yeah, I know. Damn it, Stephen Holmberg. Thanks for the brain. Oh, yeah, I forgot. People thought I was Stephen Holmberg in that angry letter. Whoever that guy. Big nose. See it Corey tonight. Wasn't it the newspaper that got mad at me and called me Stephen Holmberg? Yeah. And I told him, if you're gonna try to get me fired, at least get my name right. These are all your comments on here or comments about you. Wow, Holberg strikes again. You're welcome. I remember that. Some people won't be movies. It's got 860 views now. I guarantee you it'll be 900 by. I'm not kidding. Between me and my friend Colin, 500 of them. We couldn't believe it happened. Then we just laughed for hours. And then Colin put up the phonetic spelling of all the lyrics on one of the YouTube videos. Oh, I didn't say it's hysterical. So mad. One lady's so mad. Bring back Pratt. Oh, it's mad at me. Yeah, for loving. All right, good. She's a Pratt Perry fan. Yeah. All right. I'm not gonna entertain her. Ever. Holmberg sent me here. He's right. Brad has no business doing music. Local. Corey Feldman. Let's not be that mean. Better than Corey Feldman. But he'd open for him three years ago. Yeah, that's old, too. People still visit. I don't know who. Who brought that to the party? I don't know. Somebody posted it on our page. Well, let's go with Sanjay. All right. We love Sanjay. He brought us breakfast. He's in a band called Reckless Eden, and they are great. This song is called Skeletons. It was in Palladio for some reason. This thing's a beast. These guys are great. If you want to look them up, you can pick it. I think Apple and Spotify. Yeah, you can grab that. So hop on that. It's Skeletons, reckless Eden. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.