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Brett Vesely
You're listening to the HMS Podcast, brought to you by MMP Guns.com, your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition, and accessories. Hey, it's Brett Vesely, and I'm here with Byron from MMP Guns. Look, Byron, I have a friend wanting to sell some guns he inherited. What's the best way for him to do that?
Byron
Brett, the last thing you want to do is sell the gun to someone who can't legally own one. Tell him not to put himself at risk and come into M and P Guns, where he'll get a fair offer and he can rest easy knowing it's not getting into the wrong hands.
Brett Vesely
Okay, but what if he lives out of state?
Byron
Easy. Legalgunbuyer.com and he can do it. It's really that simple.
Brett Vesely
There you have it. MMP Guns or legalgunbuyer.com the safe and legal way to sell your firearms.
Richard
You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?
Host/Lead Commentator
You pd. He's kind of. It's like a grape soda coffee. A bratberry.
Brett Vesely
Sign me up.
Host/Lead Commentator
I know. Damn it. You guys should see the show that goes on in here. What is. We're never going to show you, though. The doors will never open to what happens in this room. Because it's hilarious.
Brett Vesely
Because we wouldn't be back tomorrow.
Richard
No.
Host/Lead Commentator
Not even a little bit. It's 9:36. Let's get going. It's Tuesday, so we got to do our hot releases. So let's do them, shall we? It's brought to you by our friends@newacunit.com. the one thing that Bodhi over there wanted me to tell you guys, they're doing splits now, which is just a flat out awesome thing. If you've got a garage, do you have a split in yours?
Byron
No.
Host/Lead Commentator
Oh, the split systems are insane. I got.
Guest 1
I had one in my other house and the guest.
Host/Lead Commentator
The new splits.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Host/Lead Commentator
Unreal.
Guest 1
Even better.
Host/Lead Commentator
Oh, my God. The old ones were good. They're not the window things. They've got an actual.
Guest 1
Well, that's what I had.
Host/Lead Commentator
No, no, these are different.
Guest 1
No, not the window. I had this.
Host/Lead Commentator
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Richard
Calm.
Host/Lead Commentator
Let's start with you, Richard. New TV and games and silly stuff that comes out. Oh, I gotta tell you. All right, before you get into this, Scott Sutherland, who is the. He's the bigwig over there at Bonneville Radio that does KTAR and stuff like that. There's like three shows in the whole city and not sit and pat ourselves in the back, but it's us, Broomhead and Beth and I guess the sports guys too, that actually still have some sort of viability with everything. So I listen to. To Scott because he's running a good operation. So he told me about a show called Fouda. Have you seen this? It's an Israeli television show you don't like. It's in Hebrew. I love Psy. It's him. I don't subtitles at all. I like. I don't mind reading tv. I don't want to read too much. This is unreal. How cool. This is really so intense. And it's been around for a little bit. I didn't. He told me. I didn't know about it. Oh, it's Fauda. I think it means chaos, but I don't know for sure.
Brett Vesely
What is that?
Host/Lead Commentator
Velvet. It is good and more timely now knowing, like all the Hamas and all that stuff that goes on. These dudes are crushing. And it's about Mossad agents and you know who's in it? Frenchie from the Boys.
Guest 1
Oh, yeah.
Host/Lead Commentator
Found out that. Yeah, he's an Is. He's a Israeli guy. He plays a Frenchman in the Boys and he's not really French. This show is intense. And they're after the. Oh.
Richard
It is.
Host/Lead Commentator
It is. It's intense. It's one of the better shows I've watched in a long time. Like, grab me right away because you got that whole Jews versus Arab thing and they're human instead of just like what you see on the news. You're seeing human beings. So you're like, neither side is presented as a. Golly. They're right. It's. It's intense. Good stuff, though.
Guest 2
New series on HBO from George R.R. martin Westeros fame.
Host/Lead Commentator
Yeah. You know, Lord of The. What was it called? I can't remember. Game of Thrones.
Guest 2
Game of Thrones. That's what I was saying. I got hitched up on that A Night of the Seven Kingdoms. HBO Max debuted this past Sunday night. But this is supposed to be the.
Host/Lead Commentator
Next big the Targaryens or more Is it before it's. Is it a prequel new thing.
Guest 1
I mean, the families are still there. Like he mentions. One of the Baratheons is in the deal. The Baratheon family.
Host/Lead Commentator
It's about jousting 100 years before game of Thrones. I am out. Because Game of Thrones ends so badly. Why do I care how we got it?
Brett Vesely
We'll just go to a Renaissance festival.
Host/Lead Commentator
Exactly.
Richard
And you can teach me. Every night needs a spirit squire.
Host/Lead Commentator
And you like the same thing as the last one?
Brett Vesely
Yep.
Host/Lead Commentator
And by the by, if you want to live in this kind of lifestyle, get on out there like Brett says, in a couple weeks, hit that Renaissance festival, bang one of those big fat broads and her clothes that are too small and live your life.
Richard
Yep.
Guest 2
Couple weeks. I think it's going on now.
Richard
Is it.
Host/Lead Commentator
Is it started.
Guest 2
I think so.
Brett Vesely
It's.
Guest 1
No, I think it's usually February sometime through and then March the like first or second week of March.
Guest 2
I thought it ended on President's Day.
Guest 1
Or maybe it goes to April.
Host/Lead Commentator
I don't know.
Brett Vesely
We don't know.
Host/Lead Commentator
But I just know. I just know.
Brett Vesely
January 31st and ending March 28th.
Host/Lead Commentator
There we go. A couple months starting in two weeks. And enjoy yourselves.
Brett Vesely
I'll be out there.
Guest 2
It's back on Netflix. Star Search is on. And it did.
Brett Vesely
Star Search.
Guest 2
Yep. I believe it debuts tonight or tomorrow.
Host/Lead Commentator
Superstar is waiting to be crowned. Oh, they have actual judges this time?
Byron
Yep.
Host/Lead Commentator
Musicians. Last time it was just Ed McMahon and then Arsenio did it for a while.
Guest 2
All America's Got Talent for Netflix.
Richard
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Epic panel of judges.
Host/Lead Commentator
Sarah Michelle Geller is a judge. Is you and Christy Teigen boxing Glove face. I'm out. I like Jelly Roll. The new Jelly Roll's great.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, well, there's no original ideas left.
Host/Lead Commentator
Just keep recycling.
Guest 2
Also on Netflix, the second season of WWE Unreal. Which is the behind the scenes season in season thing with the wwe.
Brett Vesely
In an era where you defended the secrecy of this business.
Host/Lead Commentator
What'S that guy's name we earn out.
Brett Vesely
Over the next several months?
Host/Lead Commentator
Oh, not a wrestling guy.
Brett Vesely
Until we get to SummerSlam.
Host/Lead Commentator
No days off here. Yeah, this is behind the scenes. If we can make people of wrestling. That Seth is injured, that's where the magic happens. See, and that's the thing, man. They tell you everything's fake and people.
Guest 2
Still cry and they get into it. This one's for you, John. Kidnapped. The Elizabeth Smart story.
Host/Lead Commentator
Is this for me? Why would I care so much?
Guest 2
You like all these mysteries type stories.
Host/Lead Commentator
It's not a mystery. We found her and the window was wide open. She's like 45ft from the house. For a while, screamed, call 91 1. The Elizabeth Smart story is pretty fantastic because the people that got her are the stuff of nightmares. Yeah, like the look of them. Do you know that one, Larry? The Elizabeth?
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Host/Lead Commentator
And when they finally see those hippies and they have her down in San Diego under that blue tarp and then you see them, you're like, wow, that little girl. And that. That is. It's creepy, dude. Well, that's him clean, right?
Guest 2
Oh, they. When they first got him, he was clean.
Host/Lead Commentator
He is just a. It's Cooper. It's our friend Coop.
Guest 2
All right. On HBO. Mel Brooks, the 99 Year Old Man.
Host/Lead Commentator
Why did you become a comedian?
Richard
Sex.
Host/Lead Commentator
I see. The one and only Mel Brooks. I can't imagine making movies without having watched his movies. Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, baseballs.
Brett Vesely
I am the writer, the director, the producer and the star.
Host/Lead Commentator
That's the actor.
Brett Vesely
I asked for a little more money as the director, I say, what are you crazy? You stink.
Host/Lead Commentator
I'm not going to pay that kind of money to a lot. Gotta love Mel Brooks.
Guest 2
On fx. And then later debuting on Hulu is the latest from Ryan Murphy called the Beauty. The guy behind Nip Tuck.
Richard
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Beautiful.
Host/Lead Commentator
This is all about.
Guest 2
It's kind of like the substance. Yeah, but in a TV show.
Host/Lead Commentator
Magic elixir that keeps you young.
Guest 2
Keeps you young. Ashton Kutcher is in it.
Host/Lead Commentator
Is this real life final? Wait, Brady Gay, not gay. Playing golf. And I think I'm tired of this. It's time. We have to stop this. Dudes who bring Bluetooth speakers to listen to their songs while you're golfing. You can hear them on other holes. Yeah, and sitting on the tee box and the guys on the green behind us on Sunday and I just hear.
AI Voice
Hurry, don't be late.
Host/Lead Commentator
I can hardly wait. I said yacht rocks big on the golf course. Turn around, me and Jordan are staring them. We'll go dancing in the dark Walking through. Turn it the off.
Brett Vesely
So no Little River Band.
Host/Lead Commentator
No Little River Band. You're four dudes. And then later Ambrosia and Orleans. They were behind us all day.
Guest 2
Did Ace show up too?
Brett Vesely
In the process, too.
Host/Lead Commentator
Look, I don't mind it.
Guest 1
I played yesterday and I heard Private Eyes.
Host/Lead Commentator
Private Eyes by Hol and O. Yeah. What's going on?
Guest 1
I'm telling the outro seems to be the.
Host/Lead Commentator
It's the gayest thing you can do. H's morning sickness. Disgusting. They smell, they're sticky. They say things that are horrible. Hberg's morning sickness. I'm not. Look, I don't want NWA going either. Or God forbid, country music. Yeah, this is it. Make no mistake. I don't know what it is.
Brett Vesely
Oh, that's what you need to have cranked when you and Stebbings are driving around the Bronco and see what happens.
Guest 2
Yes.
Host/Lead Commentator
Kenny Loggin starts everything now. I need to hear some Kenny Loggins. Bring it up, Toledo. No. Yeah, yeah, we got time.
Guest 2
We'll get you some. Kidding.
Host/Lead Commentator
All right. Is he up?
Guest 2
Yes.
Host/Lead Commentator
All right, Go ahead.
Brett Vesely
We'll start here. New rock from the Damned. Oh, they're still around. This is See Emily play.
Host/Lead Commentator
Is it good? I feel like I'm the COVID of.
Brett Vesely
That Pink Floyd song.
Host/Lead Commentator
Sounds like Schoolhouse Rocks. Don't like it. Next.
Richard
All right.
Brett Vesely
Oh, where's my mouse? There we go. Your buddy Dave. The album is finally out. This is Tipping Point.
Host/Lead Commentator
Oh, again? I wrote another song. You didn't like the one I released two weeks ago.
Richard
Yeah.
Host/Lead Commentator
What was it called? Something Shredding.
Brett Vesely
No, it wasn't the art, but it was something like that.
Guest 1
Shredinator.
Guest 2
Born to shred.
Richard
Yeah.
Host/Lead Commentator
I think that's all Metallica's ideas are mine. It must be being redheaded and named Dave that everybody successful was your idea. I'm glad he's better from the cancer, cuz now we can make fun of him again.
Richard
Raining dead chickens. But at night you will die Smashed in your sleeve in the blackest night yeah. You buried the truth under layers of life yeah. There's no return now you lost the light. All right.
Host/Lead Commentator
He looks. He looks like my grandma always looked from age 38 on.
Brett Vesely
Poppy's back.
Guest 2
Who?
Host/Lead Commentator
I like Poppy.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. We see pictures of Toppy every month on our newsletters.
Host/Lead Commentator
Poppy's fun. Plus she's hot. Crawling around in the mud.
Richard
Let you live where you come Let you say you are.
Host/Lead Commentator
Sounds like you're in this moment. Such a beautiful voice. Imagine waking up tonight next morning. I think a lot of guys can.
Guest 2
Yeah, I've been there.
Host/Lead Commentator
We don't woke up to that.
Richard
All right.
Brett Vesely
I know we're on a short time. So Lamb of God's new one Into Oblivion.
Guest 2
Remake. Didn't they Do Oblivion.
Brett Vesely
No, that was Mastodon.
Host/Lead Commentator
Mastodon was oblivious.
Brett Vesely
We played it this morning.
Host/Lead Commentator
Lama gods into it.
Guest 2
Dexters are asking if you played Ocotillo.
Guest 1
Where the.
Guest 2
Where you were inundated with yacht rock.
Host/Lead Commentator
No talking stick.
Guest 2
If that was you in front of us, I apologize, because that was us behind you.
Host/Lead Commentator
It's a lot of you guys. What happened to men? Lamb of God screaming at you. They do that.
Brett Vesely
It's typical Amagon. All right, let's jump into some AI music.
Host/Lead Commentator
Okay, how about this one? Oh, man, I don't think we can play that. All right, we'll go to the next. No, we can, because it's your cat. Smells like a dead catfish.
Brett Vesely
Okay, but it's not 1920s blues song.
AI Voice
Oh, I'm strolling down Main street in the human deep south Dripping like molasses taken to my seat sun beating down like a devil's on fire but what's that smell? Waffing higher and higher as ripe as a skunk in a barrel of gin Making my eyes water curling migraine I turn around the corner See a gal walking by A skirt swishing sweetly But Lord, I could cry your like a dead catfish baby Flopping on a bayou shore Stinking up the joint like a week old trash But I can't take it no more Grab some soap and water, doll and get that thing a good old scrub oh, come on. Cause if it reeks like riding crawdads Ain't no man gonna rub a.
Guest 2
Wash.
AI Voice
It down, rinse it out make it fresh as a daisy bloom or else we'll all be running from that funky perfume.
Host/Lead Commentator
That'S lovely. That's poetry.
Brett Vesely
All right, and then we got.
Guest 1
Well, we got. We got here.
Brett Vesely
We could do a disco song.
Richard
Gross.
Host/Lead Commentator
Nut in My Butt.
Brett Vesely
Or we can go with.
Host/Lead Commentator
Do you want to font. Oh, let's go with. Not in my butt. Do you want to follow my teas? Such children. I love it. This is a disco? Yeah, kind of early 80s, late 70s. It's like ABBA almost. Okay, very pretty blonde lady from AI about to sing Nut in My Pots. It's 9:51 on this Tuesday morning Feel.
Richard
The heat, I'm on a ball Heart racing fast your hands on my hips Pull me in deep I want that fire make this moment last no holding back no need to rush Sliding slow let the passion build I'm marching my back begging for your thrust Tonight's the night get me filled Here we go. Nothing. My butt. Oh baby, please shoot it deep first scream on my knees Fill me up away.
Host/Lead Commentator
Yeah, that's beautiful. That why we love that era.
Brett Vesely
That'll bring us to N Word or F Word, the game that is sweeping the nation. And today we have the Poison Clan.
Host/Lead Commentator
Never heard of them. My one last week action. I'm going strong. N word on this one. Angry Brady, you were the other winner.
Guest 1
Yeah. Poison Clan. I'll go F word. Hard F word.
Host/Lead Commentator
Okay. Toledo.
Guest 2
It's not gonna be friendly, so I guess I'll go mfr.
Host/Lead Commentator
Yeah, Mafer. Here we go. There you go. I think you should have missed it.
Guest 1
It was friendly.
Host/Lead Commentator
Yeah, it was the friendly.
Brett Vesely
It was friendly.
Host/Lead Commentator
Who had friendly? Nobody passes over to next week. Nice job, gang. I like that she had a little bit of a Swedish accent in my butt. Classy. The AI keeping it classy. But it is time that we put a moratorium on dudes playing yacht rock loudly in a gaggle of dudes. If you had, like, a men's group and I had the house party and we all came over and I was playing Little River Band.
Guest 1
Bring it on, bro.
Host/Lead Commentator
I think the. I think the phrase would be like, who's got the ox here? Who's in control? Anyway? Hi. What? Is that it? All right, I'll get you. Calm down. Larry's giving me instructions. I'm sorry about that. There you go, everybody. Those are your hot releases. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
Richard
Day.
Episode Theme:
A fast-paced, irreverent look at this week’s top entertainment “hot releases” – including new TV shows (like “A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms” and “WWE Unreal” Season 2), film, music, and more. As always, hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Richard, and guests inject their humor and banter, riffing off each other while sharing honest, often brutally comedic opinions.
“Fauda” on Netflix
“A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms” (HBO Max, debuted Sunday)
Renaissance Festival Banter
“Star Search” on Netflix
“WWE Unreal” Season 2 (Netflix)
“The Elizabeth Smart Story”
“Mel Brooks: The 99 Year Old Man” (HBO)
Other TV Mentions
The Damned – “See Emily Play”
Megadeth (Dave Mustaine) – “Tipping Point”
Poppy – New Release
Lamb of God – “Into Oblivion”
On Renaissance Fair Stereotypes:
Host: “Get on out there like Brett says, hit that Renaissance festival, bang one of those big fat broads in clothes that are too small and live your life.” (05:04)
On Streaming Overload:
Brett Vesely: “Yeah, well, there’s no original ideas left.” (06:14)
Host: “Just keep recycling.” (06:16)
On Yacht Rock Golf Dudes:
Host: “It’s the gayest thing you can do.” (09:44)
On Megadeth / Dave Mustaine’s Comeback:
Host: “I’m glad he’s better from the cancer, cuz now we can make fun of him again.” (11:30)
AI Song Lyrics:
“Your like a dead catfish, baby, flopping on a bayou shore…grab some soap and water, doll, and get that thing a good old scrub—oh, come on.” (AI, 14:44)
“Nut in my butt, oh baby, please, shoot it deep, first scream on my knees…” (AI, 16:25)
On the Power of Nostalgia:
Guest 2: “All America’s Got Talent for Netflix.” (06:01)
For listeners who want both the scoop on this week’s new films, shows, and music—and some unfiltered laughs—this episode delivers.