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John Holberg
All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up north features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe Derosa on Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups. And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here for.
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Unnamed Host 1
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Unnamed Host 1
You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.
Unnamed Host 2
What the hell is wrong with you?
Unnamed Host 1
How do we do this every day? Gotta eventually figure out how to work the clock. I'm clueless. Anyway, it's time now for the entertainment drill and we'll get the hell out of here. Just announced over there, our sponsor of the entertainment really react. Defense.com home of tactical black on April 25th, they're going to do a woman's only.
Core Institute Representative
Women's only.
Unnamed Host 1
I guess I should say women's only Self defense. Not just one of you Women's only self defense seminar of at the Phoenix location. It's 199 bucks and that'll include a full month of training. If you're a lady. And remember, there's only one or two choices. That's it. If you're a lady and you want to get in on this thing, trust me, I have seen this in action. The female defense courses the ladies. This is ridiculous. You will watch. I don't know how many women they'll get on that thing. 30 women on the floor and they go in like, I don't know, I'm not sure. And they come out like the most confident tigress you have ever seen in your life. It is a confidence boosting couple hours of your life for the seminar that's going to make you just a different animal right away. You're going to see your capabilities just soar in the first hour and a half. And by the end of it, your adrenaline's going. You're like, I need to do this all the time. So they're going to give you that opportunity. Not only will you be part of the seminar, you get a month of training and it is open to the public. That doesn't mean you have to sign up. You're ready to go. So along with this, you get that. And also still for everybody else, you get $199. Buy one, get one for the month. For the rest of us, that's pretty great. The deals are flying out there. You want to get involved in this deal and make yourself just better in shape, mentally and otherwise. Stop being a sheep. Start being a sheep dog. They'll teach you. And you can't beat this, ladies. You get somebody in your life, your wife, your daughter, who may be going off to, you know, live somewhere by herself. Toledo's kid moved off to Tucson. He's down there by himself now. Imagine if that was a girl know. He'd be horrified if she didn't have anything in her pocket to be prepared for goofiness. You never know.
Unnamed Host 3
Well, he ain't got anything.
Unnamed Host 1
That's true. He's. Yeah, he's defenseless as well. Of course, then again, nobody's going to rob zero. He got a lighter, I believe. Yeah. Turn up and if you're going to rob him, it's just going to beat him up. That would be. You don't want that either. He's got nothing either way. Get on this thing and it's. It's. It's truly invaluable to get involved in this. So do it. React. Defense.com. it's the home of Tactical Black Brady. Entertain me.
Unnamed Host 4
Chappelle Roan went viral on the 20th. Chapel room.
Unnamed Host 3
I know you need to talk to your daughter more.
Unnamed Host 1
Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Wow. That's what I said I wanted to be Chapel Brown Chapelle.
Unnamed Host 4
Evidently she told a photographer, a disrespectful photographer, to shut the F up.
Unnamed Host 1
She's awful. Yeah. Every time I hear from her, she's being mean. So screw her. She's not that good.
Unnamed Host 4
So she admits that things would probably be easier if just she stuffed her feelings in, but I think I am, actually. I'd be more successful if I was okay wearing a muzzle.
Unnamed Host 1
I. I would. I would be thrilled with you if you wore a muzzle. Second, you have to be more successful for a longer period of time before you can start turning on the C word. Right? She's. She's too new to. To being a household name to already be a C word. At least Madonna, when she first came out, acted like she wanted to bang all of us before she turned into a. You can't just come out of the gates. C wording around.
Unnamed Host 4
Tom Brady tops the list. Quarterbacks with the most postseason wins. Patrick Mahomes is the only active player who's even close.
Unnamed Host 1
And nobody's.
Unnamed Host 4
Patrick Mahomes has 16 postseason wins. Thompson, 30, 35. There is another quarterback that has 16 postseason wins.
Unnamed Host 1
It's Joe Montana.
Unnamed Host 4
Joe Montana, 14 with the Niners, two with the Chiefs. Then it drops down to, you got four with 14 wins.
Unnamed Host 1
Terry Bradshaw. Man, that gets Danny White, maybe. No, he didn't have a lot of playoff wins. Staubach might have had more than him, but even then he didn't have many because Craig Morton was their quarterback.
John Holberg
Had 13.
Unnamed Host 1
It was right on it.
Unnamed Host 4
But, yeah, with Favre and your boy.
Unnamed Host 1
Ben Farve would have been a guess. And Ben was up there. I knew he had a lot. I didn't know he was up there.
Unnamed Host 4
But the 14 wins. Bradshaw, Elway, Kelly, Peyton Manning, Jim Kelly, Steve Young.
Unnamed Host 1
Jim Kelly had, like, three wins a year for three straight years.
Unnamed Host 4
He's not even up there on 12 wins. Aaron Rodgers has 12.
Unnamed Host 3
That's right. Reich started two or three of those games.
Unnamed Host 1
No, he finished one.
Unnamed Host 3
Well, he finished one, but he came back next year and was starting.
Unnamed Host 1
I don't know.
Unnamed Host 4
Aaron Rodgers and Earl Morrow have 12 wins. All right, Earl, he played 21 years as a starter and a backup for multiple teams. But Steve, Lukas Lucather or it can't be right. Yeah, it is. Lucifer from Toto you're talking about. He doesn't think Rivers. Cuomo likes the song Africa. When he did it, he said, I think he was trying to do it, to choke on it a little bit. And that kind of backfired because all of a sudden, huge hit.
Unnamed Host 1
He's got to sing it all the time now, and.
Unnamed Host 4
And now they play the piss out of it. Yeah, he says, I never got a chance to ask Rivers if he actually thinks what he thinks of the song, but I tried to reach out and the guy and be friendly. And it just got weird. I don't want to get into it, but peace and love.
Unnamed Host 1
I think. I think Rivers, Cuomo.
Unnamed Host 4
It was good for them. It was good for us.
Unnamed Host 1
I think he is weird.
Unnamed Host 4
Yeah.
Unnamed Host 1
There's no getting around the fact that that dude's a little off. All right, well, there you go. That ought to do it. And Brett hits me with the thing right before we go off the air. We didn't even talk about the fat lady that rolled over on her baby. Yeah, we got to get on that. Yeah, I didn't know about that. We'll have that is tomorrow's show. Fat lady crushes baby. How did I not see that in the headlines this morning? Damn it. I was too involved in that inauguration looking at Lauren Sanchez's bra.
Unnamed Host 3
Jump back to Jim Kelly. You said three wins a year.
Unnamed Host 1
You only had two because they always won the.
Unnamed Host 3
They never played in the wild card.
Unnamed Host 1
Always in the one seasonal and then the championship and then the super bowl, clearly. So it was two. So they won. He's got six or seven. Nine total, four Super Bowls and nine playoff wins. That came and went quick. Troy Aikman. He's got to be 10 or 12. There's some great names on that list that didn't get past 10, but again, they were always the 1 seed. You know, that's crazy. Anyway. All right, let's get the hell out of here. We're done. Larry's coming up next. He's only got eight. Aikman, nine. Okay. Wow. So after their last super bowl, they didn't do anything.
Unnamed Host 3
Yep. That's it.
Unnamed Host 1
All right.
Unnamed Host 3
Got all nine between 92 and 96.
Unnamed Host 1
And then nothing.
Unnamed Host 3
And then nothing.
Unnamed Host 1
Wow. All right. Well, that's right. Jake Plummer beat him in round one that year. Holy cow. Yeah. Nothing but chronic headaches. Giant hands, though. Larry's coming up next on this Tuesday afternoon. You guys have yourselves a fantastic day, and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. Hola. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Entertainment Drill - List of QBs with Most Playoff Wins in History (01-21-25)
Release Date: January 21, 2025
Overview
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg, along with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delves into a spirited discussion about the quarterbacks with the most playoff wins in NFL history. The segment, aptly named "Entertainment Drill," combines sports analysis with the show's signature humor and banter, providing listeners with both insightful commentary and entertaining moments.
1. Viral Incident Featuring Chappelle Roan
Timestamp: 03:40 - 07:11
The episode opens with the hosts discussing a recent viral incident involving Chappelle Roan, a local personality known for her candid demeanor. The conversation highlights Roan's altercation with a photographer, where she reportedly told the photographer to "shut the f*** up." This confrontation has sparked widespread attention and debate among listeners.
Unnamed Host 1: "She's awful. Yeah. Every time I hear from her, she's being mean. So screw her. She's not that good." [07:04]
Unnamed Host 4: "She admits that things would probably be easier if just she stuffed her feelings in, but I think I am, actually. I'd be more successful if I was okay wearing a muzzle." [04:12]
The hosts use this incident to segue into a broader discussion about public behavior and the pressures of being in the spotlight, infusing their conversation with humor and personal anecdotes.
2. Quarterbacks with the Most Playoff Wins
Timestamp: 04:52 - 08:30
The core segment of the episode centers on evaluating and ranking NFL quarterbacks based on their playoff successes. The hosts compare historical and contemporary QBs, debating their impact and achievements in postseason games.
Key Highlights:
Tom Brady tops the list, celebrated for his unparalleled playoff record.
Patrick Mahomes is recognized as the leading active player nearing Brady's tally.
Joe Montana follows, with a notable number of playoff victories during his tenure with the 49ers and Chiefs.
The discussion extends to other legends like Terry Bradshaw, Danny White, Roger Staubach, and Ben Roethlisberger, analyzing their contributions and playoff performances.
Aaron Rodgers and Jim Kelly are also mentioned, with debates on their playoff win counts and overall legacy.
Notable Insights:
The hosts emphasize the difference between regular-season performance and playoff achievements, acknowledging that playoff success often solidifies a QB's legacy.
They discuss the evolution of the game and how modern quarterbacks like Mahomes are bridging the gap between eras with their playoff performances.
The conversation touches on the strategic aspects that contribute to a quarterback's playoff success, such as team dynamics, coaching, and clutch performances in high-stakes games.
Conclusion of Segment:
The segment wraps up with reflections on the fleeting nature of athletic careers and the importance of consistent performance to amass playoff wins. The hosts appreciate the achievements of past and present quarterbacks, acknowledging that each era presents its own challenges and triumphs.
Unnamed Host 1: "I didn't know he was up there." [05:42]
Unnamed Host 3: "Yep. That's it." [08:23]
3. Light-Hearted Banter and Segue
Timestamp: 06:12 - 07:41
Interspersed within the main discussion, the hosts engage in light-hearted banter about musician Rivers Cuomo and the song "Africa" by Toto, showcasing their camaraderie and ability to shift topics seamlessly.
This playful exchange serves to illustrate the hosts' dynamic interaction, balancing serious sports analysis with moments of levity.
Closing Remarks
As the episode concludes, the hosts hint at upcoming topics, including a discussion on a recent tragic incident involving a "fat lady" and her baby, indicating a mix of entertainment and serious content in future episodes. They sign off with their characteristic energy, leaving listeners anticipating the next show.
Unnamed Host 1: "Jake Plummer beat him in round one that year. Holy cow. Yeah. Nothing but chronic headaches. Giant hands, though." [08:29]
Unnamed Host 1: "You guys have yourselves a fantastic day, and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness." [08:25]
Conclusion
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness effectively blends in-depth sports analysis with engaging discussions on current events and light-hearted banter. The segment on quarterbacks with the most playoff wins offers valuable insights for football enthusiasts, while the accompanying dialogues provide listeners with entertainment and a glimpse into the hosts' personalities.
Notable Quotes
Unnamed Host 1: "She's awful. Yeah. Every time I hear from her, she's being mean. So screw her. She's not that good." [07:04]
Unnamed Host 4: "Tom Brady tops the list. Quarterbacks with the most postseason wins." [04:52]
Unnamed Host 4: "Patrick Mahomes is the only active player who's even close." [04:52]
Unnamed Host 1: "It's Joe Montana." [05:15]
Unnamed Host 4: "Aaron Rodgers has 12." [06:04]
End of Summary