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John Holmberg
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Brett
You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.
Brady
What the hell is wrong with you, pd? That's a lot of cock. Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Wednesday. It is 5:45. This is the Morning Sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett, there's Toledo. Off we go for this glorious start today. Brett and I were just talking play Godsmack. Before that, the Ramones. And both listening to the recording said to ourselves, you said it out loud. I was thinking, man, this thing sounds like garbage. It's a bad recording. And then looked on the screen because our screen tells us all that stuff, says 1976, 49 years ago. I always do that weird little math equation when I think, man, that's old back down 49 years from that time. It was 1927. And so could you imagine in 1976 turning on the rock station, going, all right, all the way back from 27, it's the cherry pickers with hey there, matty, daddy caddy. 49 years, the song still holds up. So whatever happened from 1927 to 1976. So much more consequential than 76 to now. @ least with music that we can actually go back and listen to stuff from 1976 and have it fly right in. And it sounded bad. Oh yeah. But again, the recording of 1927-1976 would have been wildly noticeable compared to what we noticed on a 49 year old recording that we could probably fix up anyway. Still a cool song. And I don't know why it's dumb, but that's a good one right there. It's just so. I just, I. I always laugh that when we go back and listen to Led Zeppelin and realize that the time has passed. My grandpa was like four. If the. If the same time amount has gone from before and the music was all those weird. It's just hilarious. Yeah. I look back at like things 25 years ago and then you jump back 25 more and you're in 1975. It's like, what the hell. I hate my brain for doing that.
Toledo
How well hold up right now, the current music, 49 years in the future?
Brady
Don't know. Well there. I don't think there's going to be 49 years in the future.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady
I think music goes away. I think we just all. I think AI makes everything. We'll never hear anything from today. I won't allow it. And we'll just be in our pods doing all the bitcoin mining for our leaders with our body energy. I don't know what's gonna happen. It just feels funny. I will say I am. I'm fully invested again in like the. The absurdity of how the world's coming to an end for some people and how it's the greatest time of, of ever for other people. Every time I turn the TV on, I'm either watching somebody tell me that it's all over or somebody tell me that it's the best time that has ever happened and I'm somewhere in between. I happen to think I may have some logic in this. Or I think maybe it's going to be pretty good and pretty bad. Both things could be true at once. But I will tell you this. I've never been more interested in what they're saying might happen. And I don't know how real this actually is. But if it starts happening again, I'm here as an observer. I've told you several times, if the end of the world happens, I want it to happen while I'm alive. I'd love to see that. I don't want to live like my grandfather did from 1918 to 2005 and not even get to see a White Sox world championship in his lifetime. I'd like to see the end credits roll, sitting on top of Papago with Brett and a couple of beers and a bike, and the two of us are up there going, well, how about this Four horsemen. Let's just sit back and enjoy. I, I want that to happen. So I'm here to observe and enjoy. What they're saying might happen is something I'm very interested in. I'm understanding that there's certain people that think, and maybe it's true, there are going to be like massive ICE SWAT teams just rolling up to buildings and swiping folks out of them in big raids and stuff. I am, I got to tell you, I am part of the border for this. I am all for this.
Ed
Here we go.
Brady
Not because of the border, not because of that. I just the, the insanity of what that would do to the office. When you see, like that one, you don't know, like, downstairs, suddenly Jennifer down in sales gets up and runs out the back door like, what, you know, she's Haitian. Oh, we didn't know. She's got to run it. Like, you don't know. I won't be surprised when, like the nine Chris Valenzuela's I hired to work in my kitchen get nervous when dudes and, you know, helmets and, you know, stun guns come into a restaurant. But I will laugh if they pull up to our building, which I'm rooting for, and Ed has to run because he's a German operative and we don't even know, like, you know, we don't know who's legal, who's not blown away.
Ed
And you learn to cook. If they come after the Chris Valance wheel is there's not going to be a restaurant in the Valley open.
Brady
Look, I've said it before, I'll say it again. I'm for legal immigration. I'm for it. I'm also, when my lawn gets too long for illegal immigration, somebody's got to do that stuff, and it isn't me. But I, yeah, I, I, I don't know that it's going to happen as horrifically SS Nazi blitzkrieg style as they're saying. Gestapo type stuff is what I was watching last night, because half the country thinks it's just great. They're gonna come in, they're gonna march in, they're gonna throw some cuffs on some guys and say you're one of the baddies. We're getting you out of here. You're not supposed to be here anyway. And then the other. The other side thinks it's just gonna be all out raids and smoke bombs and foggers. And I'm like, I'm. Either way, I'm signed. Like, being one of those people, that's just fine. All this to me is a show like this. I know it's terrible, it's humanity, but it's like reality TV has, has numbed me to any of this stuff being real. And I don't want to hear your political views on my emails. John, you have to understand, like, separated from their families. I'm like, okay, I will argue back that every time somebody breaks the law and gets caught, they're separated from their families. You get caught with a bunch of meth, you're separated from your family like every. Well, what about the chance they'll never come back, right? The crime is if you're running from the police. When you just see them, you probably understand you're about to be separated from your family. Like, I understand that. Like, if I have.
Toledo
Well, we could solve that thing by just building a gigantic family jail if we wanted. The whole family wants to be together.
Brady
I don't understand that pressure, and I'm not pretending it is. Good. I don't know. I don't know what it's like to be illegally in a country. I don't know what that's like. I don't know what it's like to do illegal things and be wanted. I watch a lot of op live. People who are wanted do desperate, weird stuff. And it's just usually like a, like a drug infraction. Like they have a, you know, a history. Like, I got caught with weed and I didn't show up to my court case and they get pulled over by, you know, the folks in Daytona. You got any warrants, man? No, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. And then the cop walks away. And just here they take off like, we got a high speed chase, goes the hellcat.
Ed
Here we go.
Brady
What are we doing? I got to get in the car. I got to chase you. I watched a body cam show last night. I love that show. And it's because it's the perspective of, like, being strapped in a Bjorn to a cop.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady
Like, you're just kind of in the middle of their chest. And so they walk up this. This girl cop goes up to this car and she sees that it's running and she's like, this is In a holiday. And she goes, it's been running for like five minutes. It's dude inside of it looks like he's dead or something. So she kind of sneaks in. She goes, oh, okay. He's asleep. And I can smell weed pouring out of this thing with the windows up. She said, I gotta call for backup. He's a pretty big dude. And she did kind of admit that she's a girl cop and she can't do her job properly. And I didn't want to say anything to the tv, but I kind of thought it because they want to say it out loud. She goes, as a female, I noticed he was a male. And if it would have gotten out of hand, I needed backup for that. Like, don't say that. Just say, eh. Didn't want to take my chances. One on one. You don't do that. Because basically what she was saying was, I'm too weak for this job. And so I needed a fellow to show up and help me out. All right, don't do that. So she calls a guy who's on his first day by himself.
Ed
Oh, wonderful.
Brady
Former firefighter who switched out. I'm gonna be a cop. This is the first day he was transitioned. He transed over. We should all celebrate this. His pronouns are now police officer, not or police person, not fireperson. So he shows up, and then they kind of walk up to the car. Dude hits him with a flashlight. Guy inside wakes up immediately, and he's in Brett's favorite clothes. Like, it's full on, matching tracksuit, top to bottom. Dude is. So he's in there and he's acting a little weird. They get both doors open, and she goes, you all right? And he goes, yeah, yeah. So he gets out of the car for a second. She goes, got any weapons? And he goes, no, I'm just, you know. You staying in this place? Yeah. He goes, what's your room? He goes, I ain't staying here. So all these lies and like, weird little bounce backs. And so she goes, all right, I'm gonna ask you to step out. And he opens the back. It's a four door pickup truck. Opens the back door and blocks her and then gets back in the driver's seat and takes off. Well, the first day, cops on the passenger side. He hops in the passenger side, right? This dude backs into a trailer, tears the door off of the passenger side. He's hanging on for dear life over there. The first girl cop thought that the dude got killed when he got smashed into the side of this trailer. And so truck takes off and you see first day guy fall out and then get run over by the back tires, right? And this whole thing, three days, they chase him down to Tennessee. It's like forever. And why'd he run? He had a warrant for a drug possession charge. All birds, morning sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible.
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Brett
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Brady
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Brady
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Brady
Holmberg's morning sickness, it ran a dude over, so those people will.
Toledo
How did.
Brady
First day, do you know he retired the next day? He did. He went to the hospital, had his. Cracked his spine, broke a bunch of ribs, lacerated his liver, which was. He's just laying in the middle of the parking lot going, oh, God damn. That's all he kept doing because, I mean, his liver had been sliced open and that if you've ever been punched in the liver, you'll piss blood for a week. I can't imagine cutting it. So he retired the next day. He's alive, though, boys.
Ed
Got attempted murder on there?
Brady
Well, yeah. Well, yeah, it was. Went on like, a. Like, just crazy amount of charges. So my point being, people who run because they've got a warrant go crazy. Like, they do not want to go back. So I kind of am for, like, the show because I'm fine. And I know that's not fair, but I kind of think we all live our lives to a certain degree of, how's this working out for me? I'm gonna be okay. During the raids. Do I like the raids? On paper, yes. In reality, probably not so much. But if they showed up here and I got my fingers crossed and Mahoney just took off running across the parking lot, I'd crap my pants. I mean, Mahoney is illegal.
Ed
Bring me some popcorn.
Brady
I gotta watch this. Or he's got something.
Toledo
His hair falls off.
Brady
It's the ill. He's also bald. Yeah, it's just one of those deals where you're like, it will reveal so much, like, all these secrets. And, you know, to me, that's the best part of living. It's like, did you know about Jennifer and Ray? She cooks dogs. Like, we don't know. They start making stuff up about her and then that the second they show up, the people who run are the ones they were after, you know, that nobody's going to stand there and just, you know. Yeah, all right. That's me. You got me. Like, they're not going to stick around. So I don't. I don't truly believe that's going to happen.
Toledo
I don't.
Brady
I did enjoy the fan fiction that I was watching on the news last Night of how it's probably going to happen in some people's minds. And again, if you're running a facility where you're worried that, you know, armed people will come in and SWAT trucks and mop up half of your employer, you work. Because I'm illegal, I'm doing it. And again, that whole separation from family thing doesn't make sense to me. If you. If you're. If you know you're going to get separated from your family. I know it's tough, but, you know, everybody breaking along separates from their family. Everybody. There isn't a person at all who's like, can I bring my family along? I've got a drug award, and I would like to have my children there with me. No, you're getting separated from them. They're going to put you away for a little bit.
Ed
Actually, now I kind of do want to see this dude.
Brady
I swear to God. And you know why I know that we all really deep down want to watch that. Cause Count how many people. When you say, remember when Ari Shafir the comedian, did the amazing racist, and he picked up all those illegals and he said he was gonna take him to a job site, he got in the backseat and he drove him to ice, and they flipped out and scattered and just ran and what did we do? Do another. Like, we liked it. We like watching raids on tv and the news knows it. Movies. If there's a raid, it's the coolest part of the movie. We like raids. We, in fact, love raids. But personally, I think here we should be rated for a lack of diversity. We don't hire anything but crackers. Like, the whole place is just. We've got two Marcus downstairs who is of color, and Jennifer.
Ed
The pronouns count.
Brady
Oh, we got a lot of gays.
Ed
That's what I mean.
Brady
Yeah, but you can't spot. Well, you can, but you can't. Like, first, you can't for certain say, like, you can look around and go, that guy's kind of gay, isn't it? And then he's got a girlfriend. You're surprised. You can't look at a. Like, a person of color and say maybe. You're pretty sure right away. Visually, we don't have anything. A Rudy. I guess he's something Mexican.
Ed
Right?
Brady
Okay.
Ed
All right.
Brady
Shannon. Shannon hardly counts. He looks like Dave Grohl got, you know, shrunk. Yeah, I don't think anything else.
Ed
Fitz is, too, but he doesn't look.
Brady
Come on. Fitz is whiter than all of us. No, no, Mexican. True to his heritage will go to a McDonald's and ask if they have foie gras. Fitz has been indoctrinated into the cracker culture. Anyway, I'm for it. I'm for it. I don't like that it's happening, but I am for watching it. I am not gonna be a hypocrite. I think there's nuance to all of it, but one thing about me is I really do kind of like the idea of raids. I think they're fun looking. I think I would like to be in a building that has one. It sounds neat.
Toledo
We've had some famous raids since we've been on the air. I mean, you know, going to wrong places.
Brady
What do you mean?
Toledo
Back in the day when sheriff Joe and the boys got the wrong house, they went there with the riot tank.
Brady
I don't remember that they went into the wrong house. Yeah, I remember cops going in the wrong house. I remember sheriff Joe tank in one. Did he? That's pretty neat.
Toledo
Think so?
Brady
But again, I like. Well, that's a. That's a terrible raid, Brady. I don't want that to happen to anybody. But I do like raids and I like a successful raid. You know, they always brag about it. On t. A raid was conducted in Tucson. Mostly in Tucson. In Tucson today. And 4 billion pounds of fentanyl were found. Nobody ever complains. Those guys are getting separated from their family.
Ed
Got to go two blocks down over the border. It's fine.
Brady
It's a cool raid, right? Just throw it back over the wall. It's yours. Again, I like raids. I'm. I'm. I honestly don't think they're going to occur. But I like them. I'd like to watch one. I'd like to be somewhere in the neighborhood. You can't go through here. I'm like, why? If you were in a police ride along, you're part of a raid. Yeah. I'd be like, if you're in a police ride along, they're gonna do a raid today. You'd be like, this is like a great day. This is why I signed up. You wouldn't go. I wouldn't dare. Like you're doing it. I would do it too. Raids are great. That was fun. And if you're doing something wrong and the cops show up and you start running, Kind of only got yourself to blame, really. Now, I'm not for dreamers getting thrown in the back of cars, but they're not throwing dreamers in yet. Someday when we catch. When we catch up but right now, it's just like, you know, gaggles of places that are doing it. And I know what everybody's going to say. Your lettuce is going to cost seven or eight hundred dollars ahead. Well, Brady and I aren't eating a whole lot of lettuce, so don't worry about that.
Ed
Brady's okay with this.
Brady
He's gonna be just fine.
Toledo
Throw most of it away.
Ed
Broccoli and lettuce. Okay.
Brady
Brady picks more lettuce than a Mexican because he peels it off of every burger that's ever come his way. Yuck. Yuck. And he throws it in a bucket, just like they do. Get this green garbage off my food. What am I, a rabbit? This one says, how does Jennifer look? She need a green card? How about Marcus, too? I don't discriminate, Donovan. Yeah, they don't. I don't know. That's the whole point of the raid. I think they're. I think everybody's here legally. I don't know that. Trip checks that. Are you legal? I don't know. You've never heard them ask that?
Ed
Papers, please.
Brady
Yeah, I would like to see some documentation that. Look, I don't want to get raided. The raid's here. Tripping. I would be looking at the wind. Passing popcorn. Are you watching this, John? Raid kills bugs dead. Yeah. I don't know, Ed.
Ed
Being a German operative.
Brady
Yeah, you don't know. Ed just freaks out and starts running.
Ed
That's the one I can see the most.
Brady
Me, too. Like, Ed's up to no good. Like, he's a spy for something. You can't get arrested for being a Clear Channel spy, Ed. It's not a thing.
Toledo
Like, what was this show? The Americans? Russian, right?
Brady
Yeah. Like, he's like, you don't know. And he's here to, like, garner information and get. And at night, he comes in and no one pays attention to kdos. And he sends signals back to Moscow about what's going on. Like, we don't know. No one would know if anybody was at KDOS spying for the Russians or something during the day.
Ed
We don't know it.
Brady
I have not been down the hall. That's like 25ft from my office to go to KDOS for two years, ever. I never go to. When's the last time you were down there? I was lost.
Toledo
The studios. The right studios. I kept walking in the wrong.
Brady
You don't need to go down there. It's no reason. Like, you walk by our sports station, you're like, that's still a thing. And they're trying, but come on. I mean, if Ed was here at night sending out signals to Vlad and the rage shows up and I didn't know Ed. I didn't know his. Like, if Ed started running, I'd laugh. I think if Ed just ran, I'd laugh. Our sales guy, everybody's got a sales guy at their office that if he ran, it would look like a baby chasing a balloon. I think Ed's one of those.
Toledo
He's got an overnight show on the AM and he's just throwing code out.
Brady
There when no one would know. And the only people listening would be the guys picking up the code because they're like, this is the safest place to hide transmissions at kdus. Nobody hears it.
Toledo
Every third word.
Brady
It is the literal radio tree in the forest. It has fallen a million times and not a single person's ever heard it.
Ed
The chair is against the wall.
Brady
What the hell? Let's talk about the Cardinals draft. Let's the mock draft. The monkey will lie down with the elephant. What does that mean? Who they drafted anyway? It's just the absurdity of everything is just. That's my nature to gravitate towards absurdities that I have to kind of think each side is overblowing their side to the point of being insane. And somewhere in the middle lies the actual fact. And probably some awkward raids, probably some really good raids. But either way, if I'm not close to a raid in the next month or so with all this fear and stuff I'm getting pumped at me about raids, I'm going to be disappointed. They say things that are horrible.
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Brady
Like what I would love is the best case scenario is right out this window of the studio. We look at a place called LGE and they are a design company. You see their signs all over the place. They're architects, I personally think they kind of build the same building over and over, but that's just, you know, what are you going to do?
Toledo
They got it down.
Brady
They're like the Mike Brady of. They got a really nice system, and their stuff looks good, but I see they're like. That looks a lot like their own home building. Similar product. It works. I would love it if a big armored truck pulled up there and just LGE employees scattered all over the place. I think that from our vantage point, that would be incredible. Incredible. That way, it kind of avoids. And then here, you're like, what are they doing at lge? And I'm like, I don't know, Ed, you should run. Well, why would I run? Com, friend? Yeah, Vote. You won't catch me, Ed. Running would be worth it. Oh, man, I almost want to throw firecrackers at him.
Ed
Can we call anyway?
Brady
Let's just. Let's see. Yeah, you know what? Hey, Ice, I'm pretty sure we got one. This one here? No, no, that's Jennifer. She should. Why? She ran, too. God damn it. No, this one. I want to see him run. I think it'll be hilarious. You just realize that Ed is just a sprinter. He gets away, shoots out into the path, and goes. And we never hear from her see him again. Everybody's got that office guy that you think, man, if he started running, I might laugh. Ed's. Ed's my guy. Dave Har. Running might be funny, too. And I'll tell you right now, I run pretty funny now. I've run a couple of times recently, and you go to a full sprint, which I haven't done in a long time. It's kind of hilarious. I tried to jog up a hill the other day, and I can jog okay. Still feel a little bit thick in the feet because I don't run a lot. And then I went into, like, let's see if we can pull this sprint off. Oh, it's not pretty. There's a lot of thumping. It looked like a Frankenstein's first day. He just took the boots and took it up a hill. So a lot going on in the world. The raid thing, I'm frankly, I'm kind of excited about. So if you're not a RAID fan, I get it. But still, somebody's got to try to explain to me this whole take your family away thing, I don't know why that only applies to illegal immigrants. It's the argument I've made a billion times. I'm like, how come we don't do that every time someone gets arrested. Why is it only bad to take them away from there? Because we're not doing anything wrong. I'm like, yeah, kind of not true. I mean, maybe they didn't do anything really bad, but maybe they did.
Toledo
Well, they don't, you know, hesitate. Like when a parents are doing something wrong.
Brady
Yeah.
Toledo
Even to their kids. They take the kids right. Right away.
Brady
Even if they suspect that people want.
Toledo
Them to be away from their kids.
Brady
Right. They suspect it. And I know there's a lot of upstanding people here who are illegal. But fact of the matter is, the word illegal is attached to it. So you're taking that chance the whole time, and now somebody's clamping down. Doesn't make it right. Just means what is happening is happening. And I know the system's broken. Don't get into that. I just want raids. I don't know how to fix any of this crap, but I do like the repercussions of everything. I love a good car chase. I think I love a good raid. Although I've never seen one, like, fold out in front of me. I've had a car chase go by me. That's one of the most horrific things you could ever imagine. You got to pull over and some dude goes blazing by and like six cop cars right behind him. Pretty neat. I've been in a car chase, which I don't even consider a car chase, although we chased a dude all over on my ride along. And I mean horrifying. And you're just in the back, I'm in the side. I'm in the passenger seat wondering, how does he know who's the cops and who isn't? Because there's a ton of cars involved in this car chase that aren't marked. Truck started to go like 100 miles an hour next to us on Indians going, look, we gotta get this guy. And Ben's like, he's one of ours. I'm like, how do you know? Just a white truck. But he knew. And we. I mean, the only hope you have is that all these people get out of your way because you're moving and they're, you know, you're trying. And then they get a call to off. And like, you can't go that fast on these roads. And then dude blazes by again. He just went by me. Turn on the lights and start going again. And you realize you're in a serious. Like, we weren't on one of those freeway long car chases. We were dancing around neighborhoods and Back out onto Indian School and running. I mean, we're. And when it would open up, when there's no traffic, Ben would get on there and go, speeds are 65, no traffic. I look over and we're a lot more than 65 now. And then traffic would start and the guy would dodge it. It was amazing. Being in it is a different thing. Seeing it go by is scarier than being in it. Being in it's just like, what's happening. Like, you don't have time to think. I enjoy that. And we. What, you know what we did? We separated that dude from his family, like, real fast. He went back to a house, he holed up, and they were going to separate him from his body. They had AR15s pointed at every window and door. The house he went into. And what did he do, this good guy? He opened the front door and children came out one at a time, acting like he wasn't in there. What are you doing? Like little kids. And then some dude. And like, we know he's inside with the back of the house. Or like, we know we wanted. We watched him go in there. Unless you've got a tunnel. Then the girl comes out. Who's in the car with him? Ah, it's like, that's our girl. She just went inside and changed clothes, came out. Like, I don't know what's going on either. Well, we know who you are. Come here. And you know why? We knew who she was. You want to racially profile. She was white. The white girl got out of the car, ran in the house, and a bunch of Mexicans started to come out. And we're like, she's the one. We were looking.
Ed
So what kind of neighborhood was this in?
Brady
It wasn't so bad. Well, it wasn't a good neighborhood. It wasn't terrible. It was like, ended up somewhere around mid. Terrible. Mid century terrible. It was probably 34th street and like McDowell. It ain't good. It ain't good. Look, I'm not Zillow.
Toledo
Just a tad south.
Brady
Yeah, I was. I wasn't Zillowing all the houses going, jesus is not bad. Wonder what this one's going to go for.
Ed
Oh, that is racially profiling. What's she doing in there?
Brady
Well, no, we knew that the white girl in the car was being held hostage. Oh, by a boyfriend. And then. But she protected him, so she went inside and. And then the great part was I got to sit in the car with her. And for no reason, all she just unbuttoned the top of her Pants and just left it out. She had. And the cops that were talking to her like, you got to get out of this situation. You're gonna get. You realize what just happened? Your life's in danger hanging out with this guy. She goes, I know. I know. I don't. I was trying to break up with him, and he. And he drove away from me. And then. And then Ben just goes, why are your pants half off? His pants are so tight. And then we both realize that she's not. She's not much for grooming. Well, I'm not saying it stunk. I'm just saying there was an awful lot of fuzz. I didn't get close enough to give it a whiff. Oh, but give her a break, too. She's been through a lot. She probably pumped out a lot of juices she didn't expect. So I hardly expect it to smell like roses after you've been in a car chase with the police and that AR15 shot at you. I think I'm gonna ink, too. Anyway, I like raids. I like car chases, and I know the separation from family thing will have an argument, and I get it. Just hear me out. If you were at work today and there was a raid, you would have a hell of a story later where you wouldn't be going, you know, I'm not going to talk about it because it's so rare. You'd be telling the story. It's a pretty cool story. I don't want to. I just. I'm not doing anything wrong. So. I mean, it comes back to me. I'm just like. I'm not really. I'm not really worried about any of this stuff affecting me. And that's not good. That's not a great way to think. But that's. You know, I think most of us kind of deep down do that.
Ed
Renee wants to see the. The raid happen when thrillers in here for. For the squares. He wants to see him run across the parking lot.
Brady
If thriller is illegal, he's doomed. He ain't getting away. Look, I. I don't even know. I don't even know how to work one, But I know I could eventually get a rope tie a lariat, and I'd have plenty of time to figure out how to work the lasso to get him, like, don't worry about it.
Toledo
He's taking off.
Brady
I got this guy. But you even know how to work a lasso? Nah. I'll go a little DIY on the Internet here in next hour or so before he Gets to the end of the parking lot. I'll have it figured out.
Ed
You can learn as you go because you. You got many misses and be able.
Toledo
To get that and get the paperwork done before even picking him up. He's gone.
Brady
Yeah.
Toledo
All right.
Brady
I see him. I'm walking behind him. Like, how do you get it to go in a circle anyway? I'll get this figured out. Yahoo. Thriller was illegal. We should do a. We should do a raid drill. All right, everybody, raid drill at noon on Thursday. If, in fact, they're here for a raid, I'll shout your name. And you run Thriller. Like, we just do it for. Okay. Raid drill over.
Toledo
Like, it's almost like, duck, duck, Goose.
Brady
Yeah. You get chosen as the raid. We're gonna do it for everybody. Just in case I don't know your story. So if you get a raid at your office, please get those cameras rolling. Get my popcorn out. I'm ready. You're telling me in this. In this culture we live in a channel dedicated to raids wouldn't be awesome?
Toledo
Surprise. You're not on it.
Brady
I mean, I bet you they have it. Yeah. They just haven't compiled enough to do 24 hours. There's raid shows. They love that stuff. I love watching OP Live. I'm going to raid this house. Like, oh, and. But the problem is that they stand outside for so long, it's gotta be edited. They wait forever to make sure that, you know, it's safe for. And I want the police to be safe and stuff. But, Jesus, you got that battering ram and all those giant shields. Let's get some work done, boys. Door down, charge says, john, I never thought about it. You're right. Every time a black guy gets taken away from his family, nobody throws a fit about that. Yeah, I don't understand that argument. There's got to be more to it than I'm not hearing. But he was separated from his family. Everybody's arrested. Is there's a single person arrested not separated from their family. Why is that a big deal for only one crime?
Toledo
And if the whole family's in on it, they're still separated.
Brady
Right. But they're supposed to be. Okay. Yeah. So if a mom and a dad are both caught, like, doing terrible things, they're not going to the same place. They're, like, together. We're saying, no, you're separated. It's over. We can stay married all you want, write each other letters, but this stuff. You are now currently separated anyway. I don't understand the world. I just like the show. I'm here for the show. I'm here for the jokes. I'm here for the show. Selfish son of a. Yep, I could have told you that myself. In fact, I do it regularly. You don't care about people. I do the ones that generally affect me. Outside is just TV if they're on a screen. You're right. I don't care. It's. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585 9, 800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Division In The Country Causes Half To Be Fearful And Other Half Overjoyed
Release Date: January 22, 2025
Host and Panel:
In the January 22, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg and his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo delve into the contentious topic of deportations and border raids. The discussion highlights the deep divisions within the country, with one half of the population expressing fear and the other half showing support for these actions. The conversation is laced with humor, personal anecdotes, and sharp insights, aiming to entertain while probing the absurdities surrounding immigration enforcement.
The central theme of the episode revolves around the polarized views on deportations. Brady Bogen initiates the conversation by expressing a paradoxical stance:
"[05:21] Brady: I am fully invested again in like the. The absurdity of how the world's coming to an end for some people and how it's the greatest time of, of ever for other people."
Brady articulates the conflicting narratives presented by the media—some proclaiming impending doom, while others herald it as the best time ever. This duality sets the stage for a nuanced exploration of public sentiment.
The panelists employ humor to navigate the gravity of the topic. Brady shares a darkly humorous story about a fan who was involved in a high-speed chase after failing to appear for a court case:
"[13:17] Brady: First day, do you know he retired the next day? He did. He went to the hospital, had his. Cracked his spine, broke a bunch of ribs, lacerated his liver, which was. He's just laying in the middle of the parking lot going, oh, God damn."
This anecdote underscores the unpredictable and often severe outcomes of legal confrontations, while also highlighting Brady's ability to find levity in dire situations.
A significant portion of the discussion tackles the issue of racial profiling during raids. Brady criticizes the assumption that all individuals involved in illegal activities are of a particular ethnicity:
"[16:13] Brady: ...our sales guy, everybody's got a sales guy at their office that if he ran, it would look like a baby chasing a balloon. I think Ed's one of those."
The conversation evolves into an examination of stereotypes and the flawed perspectives that fuel discriminatory practices. The panelists debate the fairness and effectiveness of such profiling, questioning its moral and societal repercussions.
Brady expresses a conflicted fascination with the concept of raids, blending humor with a critical eye:
"[17:59] Brady: ...I don't like that it's happening, but I am for watching it. I am not gonna be a hypocrite. I think there's nuance to all of it, but one thing about me is I really do kind of like the idea of raids. I think they're fun looking."
This admission reveals a blend of amusement and discomfort, reflecting the complex emotions surrounding aggressive immigration enforcement measures.
The hosts share personal stories and hypothetical scenarios to illustrate their points. Ed Toledo recounts a memorable raid gone wrong:
"[30:00] Brady: ...They say things that are horrible."
These narratives serve to humanize the abstract policies, showcasing the real-life chaos and emotional toll such actions can have on individuals and communities.
Despite the serious nature of deportations and raids, the panel discusses the inadvertent entertainment value these events hold for some viewers. Brady muses on society's voyeuristic interest:
"[17:16] Brady: ...raid's here. Tripping. I would be looking at the wind. Passing popcorn. Are you watching this, John? Raid kills bugs dead."
This segment critiques the normalization and sensationalization of law enforcement activities, questioning the ethical implications of deriving amusement from real-life confrontations.
The hosts debate the inconsistency in how deportations affect different demographics. Brady highlights the selective application of family separations:
"[33:03] Brady: ...but that's attached to it. So you're taking that chance the whole time, and now somebody's clamping down. Doesn't make it right. Just means what is happening is happening."
This critique underscores the arbitrary nature of certain enforcement practices, pointing out the lack of a standardized approach and the inherent biases that influence outcomes.
As the episode draws to a close, Brady reflects on the duality of public opinion and the personal ramifications of deportations:
"[33:56] Brady: ...you're separating from your family. Why is that a big deal for only one crime?"
The panel leaves listeners pondering the moral and ethical dimensions of immigration enforcement, emphasizing the need for a balanced and humane approach amidst a deeply divided populace.
Brady Bogen at [05:21]:
"I've never been more interested in what they're saying might happen. And I don't know how real this actually is."
Brady on Raids at [17:59]:
"I really do kind of like the idea of raids. I think they're fun looking."
Brady on Racial Profiling at [16:13]:
"I think Ed's one of those. Like, you got a raid a day, I find that interesting and I don't find it threatening."
Brady on Family Separation at [33:56]:
"You're taking that chance the whole time, and now somebody's clamping down. Doesn't make it right."
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully intertwines humor with critical discussion, providing listeners with a multifaceted perspective on the heated issue of deportations and border raids. Through personal anecdotes, sharp wit, and thoughtful debate, John Holmberg and his co-hosts shed light on the absurdities and human impacts of immigration enforcement, encouraging a deeper reflection on societal divisions and the path forward.