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John Holberg
All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up north features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe Derosa on Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups. And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here.
Brady
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Larry
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Brady
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Larry
You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.
Ed
What the hell is wrong with you?
Brady
Don't call him the Gauge Killer. Well done, boys. Kiss 12:30. Rhythm of the city. That's a little in the game for you. If you like when you wander into those gay bars and you want to get down on it, there it is, baby. I like what I see. Let's get right to it. It's 10 o'clock on the dot. It's time for the entertainment drill. And that is brought to you by our friends over@reactdefense.com, the home of tactical black self defense systems. And again, I told you about it yesterday. April 25, which is closer than you think. You gotta sign up for this early. Available to everyone. A women's self defense seminar. All you ladies out there that wander through your day wondering, I wonder how soon it's gonna be until Ed attacks me. Well, then there you go. You gotta. You're thinking in your head, what would you do? If you're walking through the parking lot, it gets dark real early. I watch that all the time people walking out of the parking lots to their jobs. Boston make you park close. I'm sure at Matthias bar she's supposed to park 55 yards from the like way far away. You got to walk to a parking lot alone at night. You got to be in places by yourself at night. Why not be prepared for something weird coming your way. You never know. And this women's self defense seminar will do it. It's just one night of your life too. And on top of that, they'll throw in a month of training. For 199 bucks you get the seminar and that month of training that will. And I'm saying this with the straightest face you can imagine. It will change you. Period. End of story. You will walk out of there day different. After the seminar, after a month of training, you're going to be permanently changed for the better. You become a sheepdog. Stop being a sheep in those weird situations. And just like having a plan for fire or, you know, if you get, you know, people actually have a plan for what happens if they plunge their car in water. I saw that on you have to have a plan. The news was trying to tell me I have to have a plan for when I drive my car. Do you have one of these hammers that knocks the glass out? I have one I have a plan for if I underwater my car. Why wouldn't I have a plan for walking through a circle K parking lot? Doesn't make sense. Get on it. It's easy enough. Just go to reactdefense.com, check it all out. All their info's there. It's the home tactical Black Brady. Entertain me.
Larry
According to a new poll, America's favorite movie ever, 2024 was the Bob Dylan biopic A Complete Unknown. 99% of those polled gave it a favorable rating. 75 thought it was great.
Brady
Yeah, we've seen how those polls work. Who's voting on that?
Larry
Deadpool And Wolverine was second. 89. Favorability.
Brady
Is that last year or that being like two years ago? And see that one either. Was that good? No.
Larry
Yeah, it was pretty good.
Brady
Did you like it?
Larry
Yeah.
Brady
Wow. What a reason. I'm gonna run himself that day. They sold it. I remember it well.
Larry
The wild Robot came in third. 86.
Brady
I heard. That's great.
Larry
The most watched movie was Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Followed by Deadpool and Wolverine and Bad Boys. Ride or die, man.
Brady
Terrible year for movies on the TV side. Oh my God. That's right. The Joker was in there.
Larry
On the TV side, Shogun was the most popular show you watched. Good show.
Brady
I heard that. Did you watch it?
Larry
Yep. The Bear was second.
Brady
Can't do it. Too much anxiety.
Larry
Landman was third.
Brady
Well, you worked in that world too. I know, but it's still just fire the staff already. Bear.
Larry
Yeah. What is. What's the Bear about?
Brady
It's a restaurant and it's a guy who is a five star Michelin chef and his brother's family. Philly cheesesteak house. His brother dies and he inherits that. And he tries to make it this. He tries to get like a Michelin star at this dump. And he brings in sous chefs and he changes everything. And he's. The tension watching that thing, if you've ever worked in the restaurant business, is so hard to sit through.
Larry
I watched a couple episodes.
Brady
I can't do it. I cannot sit through it. And I think it's really good. I can't sit through it.
Larry
I got frustrated too. As far as you were saying, it's like, all right, fire everybody.
Brady
Gotta go. These people, that lady that.
Larry
I'm not gonna work with my family here.
Ed
Right.
Brady
The first few episodes, there's that Mexican lady who just wants. She's just like, fire her.
Larry
Yeah. Oh, she makes it through the whole way.
Brady
I know. I saw that the new season. She's still in the picture. And I'm like, I wouldn't have survived these two years. I'd have flown to the set of the show and said, where are the writers? Fire her. I can't sit. It's so much anxiety.
Larry
Netflix is raising its prices again. The biggest hike is the standard plan, which is going from 1549 to 1799amonth.
Brady
Remember the big lie? You get in now, you'll never pay another fee past 999. And then that just went away with our Internet.
Larry
$65 a month for life.
Brady
And then they change our name. Yeah, they changed the name, but Netflix just flat out said, It's 9.99. Get in now, and it's forever. And we went, yeah, but we never signed anything.
Larry
Right.
Brady
And then they're like, well, you believed us. It's 20 bucks now.
Larry
The Razzie nominees were announced yesterday.
Brady
That has to be all.
Larry
Joker, Borderlands, Joker Foliado, Madame Web.
Brady
Oh, yeah.
Larry
Megalopoulos and Reagan all lead with Dakota Johnson. Oh, that's right.
Brady
Larry has clips of Madame Web. It is the most disjointed, she says, like she tries to make it bad. Yeah. There's some weird stuff that happens. Just in the clip Larry showed me goes Tell me what's going on here. And she is sleepwalking through these scenes. It's bad.
Larry
Winners receive a $4.97 gold sprayed painted statuette.
Brady
Actually really admire Dakota Johnson for going on interviews to promote that thing and saying it was horrible and just telling people it's just awful. They were going to sue her because she didn't want to.
Larry
Do they do that with Joker, too? Wasn't he on there?
Brady
Just saying.
Larry
It's a terrible movie.
Brady
Joaquin. Yeah. Oh, I didn't see. I thought he was saying it was bad too. Oh, boy. I didn't see that.
Larry
Could be mistaken, but I thought he was.
Brady
He took too much. I won't even watch once it was done. Obviously, you know, after watching the first Joker and I said this after that came out, I'm like, there is absolutely. I want to spend no more time with these characters. None. When they announced there was going to be a sequel, I'm like, didn't you hear us? We didn't want more time with Arthur Fleck.
Larry
Right. 600 pound rapper Dave Blunt says he'll crowd surf on his upcoming tour.
Brady
Oh, my God. Ask the crowd.
Larry
Don't worry, we're gonna have a waiver for everyone. We're gonna have EMTs on standby. No, we'll have fire marshals and all.
Brady
That for all the people you crush, you son of a bitch. That's like a school shooter saying, don't worry, I've already called the police. I'm gonna shoot at you. But don't worry, the EMTs will be here real soon.
Larry
Last little thing was pretty funny. Kid Rock made a joke that the Secret Service wouldn't allow him to use strippers for his inauguration performance.
Brady
Probably the right move. Yeah.
Larry
President Trump called him and said, are you serious? Did they ask you that? He's like, nah, I was making that up.
Brady
Oh, good, bring him down. Because I'd have said, yes, Richie. Bobby, I'd have told you you could do it. I think you could definitely have strippers at my inauguration. I wanted that.
Larry
He says, did they really ask you that? And he said, no, sir, they did not. I was just joking around. And Trump says, oh, that's funny.
Brady
Good stuff. I don't have anything to do better than to call Kid Rock and make sure everything's okay. I gotta make a phone call. Gotta make a phone call right now. Who to? Putin? No, Bob Ritchie in Detroit. I'm gonna make sure that he got his stripper story straight for fun. I just pardoned him. He's number five on your speed dial, sir. Number three now jumped up with that stripper story. That's a good story. A lot of people didn't like it. I did. In fact, I just renamed the Gulf of America the Gulf of Kid Rock. Why not? Anyway. All right, that's enough. Let's get the hell out of here. We had rogue sperm this morning. We had. He sent Brady the right direction after this crazy. I don't know what color the sky is in his world, but it's blue again. We straightened him out. What a day. Ladies.
Larry
I'm coming home.
Brady
So Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a great day. We'll see you tomorrow. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
Ed
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: January 22, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Release Date: January 22, 2025
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg and his co-hosts delve into a variety of entertaining topics, ranging from the most-watched movies and TV shows of 2024 to intriguing celebrity antics. The discussion is lively and filled with humor, providing listeners with insightful commentary and engaging banter. Notable moments include a deep dive into polling data for favorite films, reactions to streaming service price hikes, and amusing exchanges about celebrity behavior.
Timestamp: 03:29 - 06:54
The hosts kick off the main content with an Entertainment Drill, analyzing polling data to determine America's favorite movies and TV shows of 2024.
Top Movies:
The most-watched movie overall was "Beetlejuice", followed by "Deadpool And Wolverine" and "Bad Boys".
Top TV Shows:
The hosts discuss the intense and anxiety-inducing nature of "The Bear", with Brady saying, “I couldn’t sit through it.” highlighting the show's gripping and tense narrative.
Notable Quote:
Larry: “A Complete Unknown received 99% favorable ratings.”
Timestamp: 06:54 - 07:43
The conversation shifts to Netflix's recent price hike, with Larry pointing out the frustration among subscribers: “Netflix is raising its prices again. The biggest hike is the standard plan, which is going from 15.49 to 17.99 a month.” Brady adds a sarcastic tone, referencing previous false promises: “Remember the big lie? You get in now, you'll never pay another fee past 9.99.”
The hosts then discuss the latest Razzie nominations, critiquing the nominated films:
Bradey commends Dakota Johnson for promoting the film despite its poor reception: “Actually really admire Dakota Johnson for going on interviews to promote that thing and saying it was horrible.”
Notable Quote:
Brady: “Netflix just flat out said, It's 9.99. Get in now, and it's forever. And we went, yeah, but we never signed anything.”
Timestamp: 07:42 - 08:48
The hosts shift gears to discuss recent celebrity news:
Dave Blunt, a 600-pound rapper, announces his intention to crowd surf during his upcoming tour. Larry jokes about the safety measures, saying, “Don't worry, we're gonna have a waiver for everyone. We're gonna have EMTs on standby.” Brady responds with dark humor, comparing it to a school shooter’s call for EMTs: “That's like a school shooter saying, don't worry, I've already called the police.”
Kid Rock makes headlines with a joke about the Secret Service denying him the use of strippers for his inauguration performance. Larry shares President Trump's reaction: “President Trump called him and said, are you serious? Did they ask you that?” Kid Rock clarifies he was joking, to which Trump responds humorously, “Oh, that's funny.”
Notable Quotes:
Larry: “President Trump called him and said, are you serious? Did they ask you that?”
Brady: “It's a school shooter saying, don't worry, I've already called the police.”
The episode wraps up with the hosts reflecting on the day's discussions, emphasizing the mix of entertainment news and light-hearted banter that keeps listeners engaged. They sign off with enthusiasm, promising more engaging content for the next show.
Final Remarks:
Brady: “Ladies, so Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a great day. We'll see you tomorrow.”
Poll Reliability: The hosts express skepticism about the reliability of polling data, questioning who participates and the methodology behind such high favorability ratings.
Streaming Service Pricing: There is a common frustration among consumers regarding unexpected price hikes from streaming services, highlighting a tension between provider promises and actual practices.
Celebrity Influence: The discussions around Dave Blunt and Kid Rock illustrate how celebrity actions and statements can be both humorous and controversial, impacting public perception.
Award Shows Critique: The critique of the Razzies and nominated films underscores the hosts' critical approach to popular media and celebrity performances.
[03:29] Larry: “A Complete Unknown received 99% favorable ratings.”
[06:05] Brady: “Remember the big lie? You get in now, you'll never pay another fee past 9.99.”
[07:12] Larry: “President Trump called him and said, are you serious? Did they ask you that?”
[07:59] Brady: “That's like a school shooter saying, don't worry, I've already called the police.”
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers a comprehensive look at the entertainment landscape of 2024, infused with the hosts' signature humor and candid commentary. Whether discussing blockbuster films, popular TV series, or the latest celebrity news, John Holmberg and his team provide a captivating listen for fans seeking both information and amusement.