01-23-25 - Entertainment Drill - THU - w/Dale Hellestrae - Dale Really Hates Amy Schumer

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 01-23-25 - Entertainment Drill - THU - w/Dale Hellestrae
Release Date: January 23, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Guests: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, Dale Hellestrae

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1. Introduction and Entertainment Updates

The episode kicks off with John Holmberg sharing the latest happenings in Arizona's comedy scene. He promotes various improv shows happening across the Valley, highlighting performers like Paul Versey, Beth Stelling, Sarah Weinschenk, Joe Derosa, and Lil Rel. Key venues mentioned include Tempe Improv, Desert Ridge Improv, and Stand Up Live, providing listeners with resources to purchase tickets through the respective websites.

Notable Quote:

"For tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com."
— John Holmberg [00:00]

2. Core Institute Promotion and Team Banter

Brady Bogen introduces a promotional segment for the Core Institute, emphasizing their role in pain management and physical rehabilitation. He shares a listener's story about a dog injury and his personal experience, urging listeners to trust the experts at Core Institute.

The conversation quickly turns humorous as Dale Hellestrae, Dick Toledo, and Bret Vesely engage in playful banter, teasing Brady and each other. This segment showcases the chemistry among the hosts and their ability to entertain through light-hearted interactions.

Notable Quotes:

"Life can throw you a curveball now and again. One day you're trucking along, feeling great."
— Brady Bogen [00:31]

"You were laughing like a hyena when he said it."
— Dale Hellestrae [01:08]

3. This Day in History: Entertainment Milestones

At [03:38], Dale Hellestrae transitions into a "This Day in History" segment, highlighting significant events in the entertainment industry:

• January 19, 1975: Debut of Barney Miller on ABC. The hosts discuss the longevity of the show and its stars, humorously debating the survival of characters like Mr. T and Buddy Eppin.

• January 19, 1977: Premiere of Roots, the groundbreaking miniseries that became the most-watched TV program in history.

• January 19, 1983: Debut of The A-Team on NBC, competing against Happy Days. The hosts reminisce about Mr. T's iconic flex and its impact on popular culture.

• January 19, 1984: Hulk Hogan wins his first WWF wrestling title at Madison Square Garden, marking a significant moment in professional wrestling history.

Notable Quotes:

"Barney Miller debuted on ABC. The most watched TV program in history still became."
— Dale Hellestrae [03:38]

"If the guy is sighted, he hasn't finished with an orgasm from penetrating her either."
— Brady Bogen [08:35]

4. Controversial Discussion: Dale's Dislike for Amy Schumer

The episode delves into a heated and humorous discussion about Amy Schumer, led by Bret Vesely and Brady Bogen, with Dale Hellestrae chiming in. Bret expresses his strong dislike for Schumer, citing her appearance on the "Call Her Daddy" podcast where she made sexual confessions. The conversation escalates with playful insults and exaggerated scenarios depicting interactions with Schumer.

Key Points:

• Bret Vesely critiques Amy Schumer's comedic style and personal disclosures.
• Brady Bogen and Dale Hellestrae engage in humorous exchanges, adding to the light-hearted yet contentious debate.
• The segment illustrates the hosts' ability to discuss pop culture topics with both humor and critical commentary.

Notable Quotes:

"I can't stand Schumer. Anything with the last name Schumer, however you spell it."
— Bret Vesely [07:00]

"I'd rather watch Brady from behind."
— Brett Vesely [07:54]

"She's got something wrong with her. She took medicine."
— Brady Bogen [07:34]

5. Closing Remarks and Promotions

As the episode wraps up, the hosts continue their playful interactions, briefly mentioning upcoming segments and promotions. Dick Toledo advertises a special offer from Hooters, encouraging listeners to enjoy game day with a "baller bundle." The hosts sign off with their characteristic humor, reminding listeners of future shows and maintaining the engaging tone of the broadcast.

Notable Quote:

"College hoops are here, and there's no better place to catch the action than Hooters."
— Dick Toledo [11:07]

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness provides a blend of entertainment news, humorous banter, and engaging discussions on historical and contemporary topics. From promoting local comedy events to dissecting pop culture figures like Amy Schumer, the hosts deliver a dynamic and entertaining experience for both regular listeners and newcomers alike. Notable moments include the lively "This Day in History" segment and the spirited debate on Amy Schumer, underscored by the hosts' camaraderie and quick wit.

Transcript

[John Holberg]

All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up north features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe Derosa on Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday, and Sunday for the complete lineups. And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here for.

[Brady]

The amazing people at the Core Institute, life can throw you a curveball now and again. One day you're trucking along, feeling great. Next day your dog smashes into your head and knocks you cold. Or like a KUPD listener told me this week, his dog did a sprint across the backyard directly into the side of his wife's leg and blew her knee up. She needed that need to get fixed and fixed right. Two years later, she's running like she used to again. And it's all thanks to the Core Institute. I went through it, too. And you can get rid of your pain and start saying, yes, I can to all the things you want to do. And. And all you have to do is trust the experts at the Core Institute head there right now. The Core Institute.com youm thought that was funny?

[Dale]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Toledo]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[Brady]

All right, Dale, stop talking about all that nonsense and let's get. We're on the air. Act professional, for Christ's sake. It is time. Brady's here. And it's time for Brady to do the entertainment.

[Brett]

Yeah. He's been quiet, hasn't he?

[Brady]

Yeah, he has been a little quiet.

[Brett]

Yeah. Are you constipated, Brady? You look a little constipated.

[Brady]

No, it's slowing.

[Dale]

Good.

[Brady]

Hey, do you still see Michael Irvin a lot?

[Brett]

Just. Yes. I'm two weeks old.

[Brady]

When are you gonna see him again? Do you know?

[Brett]

No, I don't know. Right.

[Brady]

Could you give his sweatshirt back to him? Brady's been wearing it all day.

[Dale]

He gave it to me.

[Brett]

Is that a Nike?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Really?

[Brady]

We're trying to figure out what it is, but. Yeah.

[Brett]

Well, it's big in the middle.

[Brady]

Well, that's not the sweatshirts. It didn't start off that way. It kind of grew to its own thing. It is the entertainment drill. It's Brought to you by our [e-mail] the home attack. Go black. And right now you can get the. The women's self defense thing's going to sell out so fast. It's in April. Check it out@react defense.com but here's the cool thing is they're just going to make it like a perm thing. Like this is how it works now. You go, you get your two months, 199 bucks and they're just going to let you in now. It's no longer like a special. That's like the deal for us KUPD folks. How about that? So that's even better that just for loving me and Brady and Brett and Toledo and John Gordon and Larry and the others, you can now get in on this deal just by showing up and saying that's what I want to do. And that's for you guys. And that's pretty awesome. Bring a friend, do your thing and be part of this because you are going to get in great. Worked out yesterday. Awesome stuff. Just we boxed for a while and then we. And then Jay and I threw the baseball around. That's not what you're going to do. But that's what I did because I'm close with them. So we ended up working out and then just played baseball in the facility. That's how big the room is.

[Brett]

Right?

[Brady]

It's pretty great. Awesome people, awesome stuff.

[Brett]

The one thing is you have not been injured for the last.

[Brady]

Yes, I have. Back in September.

[Brett]

No, New year.

[Brady]

Oh, since. Yeah, since the first.

[Brett]

Well, what's going to be. We should do it over under on one of.

[Brady]

Yeah, do a injury.

[Brett]

Pick the injury.

[Brady]

I'm not.

[Brett]

By February 1st you'll be.

[Brady]

You think I've got 13 days before I'm hurting.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah. Doing what I was going to have. You think you'll stub your toe in the middle? Easy.

[Brady]

That's enough, dumbass. You can get that deal right [e-mail] it's for all of you. Take advantage of this thing and be start that sheepdog process. Stop being a sheep again. It's a. It's not paranoia. It's preparation to navigate this goofy world. It's the home of tactical Black Brady. Entertain me.

[Dale]

Some interesting things happened on this day in history in the entertainment world. 50 years ago on 19 in 1975, Barney Miller debuted on ABC.

[Brady]

Hal Linden's still alive. I think he's the only one. He's like 98 years old.

[Brett]

Was that Buddy Epson?

[Brady]

No, that's Barney Miller. Oh, Buddy Epson. Oh, he was in A Detective Was Barnaby Jones.

[Brett]

Okay, very close.

[Dale]

The goat is still alive.

[Brady]

Good God, no. He was almost dead when that show started. He died in the 80s.

[Dale]

I thought I saw him last.

[Brady]

Gale might still be alive. Oh, wojah. Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah. Did you like Barnett? Barney, you didn't even know what it was. Barney, you thought it was Barnaby Jones. Barnaby Jones is good too, though.

[Dale]

48 years ago, 1977, Roots, the miniseries. Oh, start on ABC. The most watched TV program in history still became.

[Brady]

Oh, then, I think. Yeah, yeah.

[Dale]

And 47 years ago, 1978, Terry Cath, the lead singer and guitarist for Chicago.

[Brady]

That was when he died.

[Dale]

Pulled the pistol out and said, it's not loaded. Pulled the trigger. It was loaded.

[Brady]

Found out it was. Don't play with guns. It's dumb.

[Dale]

42 years ago, the A team debuted.

[Brett]

Oh, 42 years ago.

[Brady]

Shut up.

[Dale]

1983 on NBC.

[Brady]

I remember the commercials for that because they were going up against Happy Days. That was the time slot they got on NBC and abc. Happy Days was dominant, but coming to an end. And I remember Mr. T was there, and he'd look at. And they're like, look out, Fonzie.

[Brett]

Right on these.

[Brady]

And he flexed. And I remember thinking that was the coolest thing in the world. We would do that all the time on our bikes, look out right on these. And we'd run around doing the thing. We didn't even know what the show was. But Mr. T was the coolest thing. 42 years ago was 83.

[Dale]

83.

[Brady]

It was just after Rocky 3.

[Dale]

42 years ago and 41 years ago, Hulk Hogan beat the Iron Chic at Madison Square Garden to win his first WWF wrestling title.

[Brett]

How old is Hulk Hogan now?

[Brady]

77, I think. 76.

[Brett]

He's still built pretty good, isn't he?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

This guy 71, sleeping.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yes, you did.

[Brady]

Don't shake your head. No. You got. Oh, no, he wasn't late. He heard that part. I'm on time, Dale.

[Dale]

Time to dive in. He's got a great story.

[Brady]

Okay, Alito, hit the couch for two seconds.

[Brett]

You all right?

[Brady]

Everything good at home? All right? I just had. Not sleeping much.

[Brett]

Look at that smile.

[Brady]

You took him off of his chair. He went to that comfy couch and went out like a little. Like little birdie.

[Brett]

All right, so he's gonna give me Duck Dynasty. Whatever the hell's going on with those idiots, it's coming back, Dale, okay?

[Brady]

Some of them die.

[Dale]

Yeah, well, no, the ones battling Alzheimer's.

[Brady]

Oh, that'll be fun. I think that's a Phil make a.

[Brett]

Show out of that one.

[Dale]

Dealing with the kids.

[Brady]

What a treat.

[Brett]

Okay, well, I, I, I, I chose this story because it's a. It's an actress that I can't stand.

[Brady]

Oh, no kidding.

[Brett]

This only cements the legacy.

[Brady]

Wow, you don't like. Who is it? Go. I don't even know.

[Brett]

This girl's name is Amy Schumer.

[Brady]

Oh, you don't like Schumer?

[Brett]

Can't stand Schumer. Anything with the last name Schumer, however you spell it.

[Brady]

From here on, even if you have the same name. Yes, she's your Lamar Jackson.

[Brett]

I mean, if my daughter was getting married. Schumer.

[Brady]

You wouldn't let her?

[Brett]

No. Chuck Schumer.

[Brady]

Amy Schumer.

[Brett]

Amy Schumer. Wow. John Schumer.

[Brady]

And why did this start? Well, just saw her once.

[Brett]

I've seen her a couple times. She's a pain in the ass. So she was recently on the Call Her Daddy podcast. So of course that means she made a few sexual confessions.

[Brady]

That's all she's got.

[Brett]

Yeah, she ain't looking at it.

[Brady]

And she's got something wrong with her. She took medicine.

[Brett]

I know my. Yeah, sexual confessions. What, somebody threw up on you?

[Brady]

That's not sex, dad.

[Brett]

Some of the stuff you guys show, but just as good. What would you rather watch?

[Brady]

The things Brett shows or Amy Schumer making love the way you said earlier?

[Brett]

I'd rather.

[Brady]

That's a tough call.

[Brett]

I'd rather watch Brady from behind.

[Brady]

Goanne from behind.

[Brett]

Wait a minute.

[Brady]

You're watch from behind or you are watching from behind?

[Brett]

Behind. The behind.

[Brady]

Oh, you're cucking Brady from behind?

[Brett]

Like you're saying you gave me two really bad choices.

[Dale]

That's true, but he wanted a good one.

[Brett]

She said she's never experienced an orgasm from penetration. It's a scary thing to say out loud. It's scary because nobody talks about it because we're all like, we're going to getting Oscar. Whatever.

[Brady]

Yeah, I gotta pretend.

[Brett]

But then she added, she's had generous partners who understands she needs to finish first, right? Because, well, chances are gorgeousness.

[Brady]

If the guy is sighted, he hasn't finished with an orgasm from penetrating her either.

[Dale]

And he has to keep his eyes closed.

[Brett]

Okay, so. So then how, how do you finish?

[Brady]

Look at this pig. What is that piling on of Amy Schumer?

[Brett]

That's her sexy pose, right? There you go.

[Brady]

Dale, she wants it.

[Brett]

Why?

[Brady]

Yeah, you should be so lucky.

[Brett]

Hey, come and get me. Okay, so it goes on, she said. She said. Generous partners who understand this. She said her craziest fan interactions when she received oral sex from a professional baseball player after a stand up set. Can you imagine going down like that picture there, right there. Sweaty.

[Brady]

Oh, it's always sweaty.

[Brett]

Oh, my God. But after she got hers, he had to go. She said she was tired and sent him on his way.

[Brady]

Luckiest man in the world. He got a reprieve. Lucky stars. You can just go do this in your car.

[Dale]

He said, no, don't.

[Brady]

Oh, you mean I have to leave now?

[Brett]

Oh, shoot.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Brett]

Okay. Well, it would have taken me an hour to get ready to go anyway, but my. Yeah, she said he was pretty cool about it. Didn't say who it was, but you know who you are.

[Brady]

Yeah, that poor guy.

[Brett]

Yeah, that.

[Brady]

He's not telling that story.

[Brett]

Can you imagine that? Going to the locker room going, hey, I got something.

[Brady]

Yeah, here's the thing. I bet happened. Like he said, he finished her off orally, like she said. And then she's like, you got to go. And he's like, all right. And then he went out to the car, called the teammate he had the bet with, and said, I did it. You owe me.

[Brett]

My.

[Brady]

I went down on Amy Schumer. You owe me. I got. I got a picture.

[Brett]

I get mine first. Looking like that? Yeah, that's like Brady say, no, no, I go first.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, Brady goes first. It's nobody's choice. It's happening. That's happening.

[Dale]

That's not a problem.

[Brady]

Brady doesn't even know there is a second.

[Brett]

And then if I got some energy, then maybe you.

[Dale]

Looks like I went first again.

[Brady]

The only place there's seconds is at the dinner table. Nobody's going second. That's it. Dale's. You still doing your podcast?

[Brett]

Your boy Steve McCollum said to say hi, Dobson Mustangs.

[Brady]

He can join us one day. Why don't you drag him with you? He can sit with Toledo and take a nap.

[Brett]

Sorry to bore you, Toledo. You're right. Hey, he was all full of vim. Invigorating, talking buttholes. Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

No, he likes that. It wore him out. It wore him out. He might have finished. He might have just had to take a little refractive nap.

[Dale]

I think needs a nappy.

[Brady]

One of those. That's it for us.

[Brett]

We're done.

[Brady]

Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a grand Thursday. We'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness.

[Brett]

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[Toledo]

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