01-23-26 - BR - FRI - Brady Claims It's Natl Pie Day But We Dispute That - Man Named Lamont Holmes Tied Ankle Monitor To His Dog - SciNews On Astronaut Sickness And Giant Kangaroos

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness (Arizona’s 98KUPD)

Episode: 01-23-26 - BR - FRI - Brady Claims It's Natl Pie Day But We Dispute That - Man Named Lamont Holmes Tied Ankle Monitor To His Dog - SciNews On Astronaut Sickness And Giant Kangaroos

Date: January 23, 2026
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Episode Overview

This lively Friday episode features the crew debating the legitimacy of National Pie Day, riffing on current oddball news—including an escaped convict's creative use of a dog—and delving into trending scientific stories such as space station medical emergencies and prehistoric kangaroo hopping. The show is laced with the usual quick wit, sarcastic banter, and irreverent humor listeners expect from Holmberg’s Morning Sickness.

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Main Themes & Key Segments

1. Is It Really National Pie Day?

• [01:44 – 04:13]
  • Brady claims it’s National Pie Day, but John and others dispute the date, insisting the real "Pi Day" should be March 14th (3.14)—the pun on the mathematical pi.
  • Brady reads out the odd “holiday,” while John suspects Brady is just making up food holidays for pie.
  • The famous Arizona pie stop is debated: “Rock Springs” gets props for their pies—especially on the real Pi Day.
  • Notable quote:
    • John: “Isn’t Pie Day March 14th?” [01:51]
    • Brady: “I’m just reporting it.” [02:51]
    • John: “Look into it... Why today is Pie Day? The only day that makes sense is March 14th.” [02:52]
• [07:13 – 08:05]
  • Brady clarifies: National Pie Day on Jan 23rd was started by a guy named Charlie Papazian, adopted by the American Pie Council.
  • John razzes Brady for reporting any and all “Pie Days.”
  • The group jokes about naming pies after “Blazing Saddles” characters if they owned a pie shop.

2. Odd News Stories

• House Burping Trend
  • [08:47 – 09:05]
  • The gang discusses the new trend “house burping”: opening doors/windows to air out the house, notably popular in Europe.
  • John comments: “Creates a whole wind stream right back to front.”
• Fake Flight Attendant
  • [09:05 – 10:12]
  • A Canadian man used outdated credentials as a steward to get free flights for four years.
  • Amused references to "Catch Me If You Can" and playful ribbing of the term “stewardess.”
  • Notable quote:
    • John: “That’s the N word of the air!” (regarding the outdated term 'stewardess') [10:12]
• Escaped Convict Ties Ankle Monitor to Dog
  • [10:40 – 11:55]
  • Lamont Holmes, wanted in NY, cut off his ankle monitor and attached it to a dog.
  • The crew does a mock “Sanford and Son” skit about Lamont, riffing on the absurdity.
  • Memorable banter:
    • John (as Lamont): “Pop, I gotta get outta here sometime. Put that stupid ankle bracelet on the dog!” [11:21]
    • Bret: “That is a solid Lamont.” [11:40]
• Car Scam in Missouri
  • [12:45 – 13:35]
  • A man sells cars, then immediately steals and re-sells them to different buyers—eight times.
  • The group jokes about unusual scammer names and the bizarre persistence.

3. Science News & Silly Speculation

• [16:06 – 19:54] Science News Segment
  • Medical Emergency on Space Station
    • NASA sent three crew home early for undisclosed medical reasons; rumors fly about STDs and possible love triangles in space.
    • John: "Why else wouldn't you talk about it? It has to be an STD." [16:39]
  • Cartilage Regrowth
    • New research could make knee replacements obsolete.
    • “Right on time. I've only got 4 fake joints.” [17:44]
  • ChatGPT Creativity
    • Is AI more creative than humans? Some studies say “maybe”—but the brightest humans still win for now. “For now.” [18:16]
  • Giant Kangaroos Could Hop
    • 50,000-year-old, 500-pound kangaroos in Australia could still hop.
    • John recounts seeing massive kangaroos ("Big Jim") in person:
    • “He was 6ft tall…shredded…you could see it from the cafe!” [18:38]

4. Weird World & Viral News

• Oldest Snowball
  • [20:09 – 20:34]
  • Man claims to have the world's oldest snowball (50 years old), preserved in a peanut butter jar by his mom.
  • John is bemused by the involvement of “mom” in all these oddball accomplishments.
• Winter Disaster in Canada
  • [21:05 – 21:29]
  • Pipes burst in a Canadian apartment when heat was turned off—creating a “Crystal Palace” effect from all the ice.

5. Storm Chatter & Why Arizona Is Awesome

• [21:57 – 23:23]
  • Comparisons between living in cold states vs. Phoenix—crew agrees Arizona’s warmth and lack of frozen pipes are superior, poking fun at those who “fly home to prep for storms.”
  • “Just move. Move!” [23:08]
  • “It’s got to be cheaper to just get people to a good here.” [22:42]

6. Friday ‘Brady Report’ Videos (Not-Safe-For-Work)

• [23:30 – 29:14]
  • Segue into their characteristic “Friday gross-out” video segment, with bizarre, shock-value NSFW clips (not described in detail for decorum).
  • John’s running commentary is incredulous, dry, and full of classic “Morning Sickness” pranks and punchlines.
  • Notable moment:
    • “I hate Asian videos…there’s noodles coming out of someone's anus onto a plate. It's Alfredo, though.” [28:52]
  • The team jokes about getting JB Smoove (comedy guest) to react to the wildest of these next.

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Notable Quotes & Banter

• On Pie Day vs. Pi Day
  John (to Brady): "Isn’t Pie Day March 14th?" [01:51]
  John: "Look into it…Why today is Pie Day? The only day that makes sense is March 14th." [02:52]
• On Tying Ankle Monitor to a Dog:
  John (as Sanford): "Pop, I gotta get outta here sometime. Put that stupid ankle bracelet on the dog!" [11:21]
  Bret: "That is a solid Lamont." [11:40]
• On Arizona vs. Cold States:
  John: “That's another thing we don’t have to do here…ever worry about our pipes freezing? This is such a great place to live.” [21:54]
  “Just move. Move!” [23:08]
• Science News — Kangaroos:
  John: “He was 6ft tall…shredded…you could see it from the cafe!” [18:38]
• On Friday’s Grotesque Video Segment:
  John: "I hate Asian videos…there’s noodles coming out of someone's anus onto a plate. It's Alfredo, though." [28:52]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:44 – 04:13: Pie Day debate & local Arizona pie chat
• 07:13 – 08:05: Real origin of National Pie Day
• 10:40 – 11:55: Lamont Holmes escapes via dog-ankle monitor
• 16:06 – 19:54: Science news – astronaut sickness, knee cartilage, AI creativity, kangaroos
• 20:09 – 20:34: Oldest snowball world record
• 21:57 – 23:23: Why Arizona living is far superior in winter
• 23:30 – 29:14: NSFW Friday video segment (classic show closer)

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Tone & Style

Playful, sarcastic, irreverent, and often raunchy. Dark humor, pop-culture riffs, and local references keep the show moving quickly. Banter between John, Brady, Bret, and Toledo is rapid-fire and self-deprecating.

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Conclusion

This episode is a classic example of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness: feisty, locally-flavored, with plenty of absurd news, science curiosities, and contagious laughter. Listeners are treated to explorations of pseudo-holidays, criminal misadventures, quirky science, and a wild video segment, all with the show’s trademark blend of skepticism, Arizona pride, and unfiltered comedy.

Transcript

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[D]

Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it.

[C]

Hi.

[D]

Happy National PI Day.

[C]

Isn't PI Day March 14th?

[A]

It's always pie.

[C]

Well, no, because it's high. Well, I know he loves pie, but.

[A]

314 is a sabbatical day.

[C]

Yeah, but that's when everybody gets pie as the joke.

[D]

That's what?

[C]

That you're not going to go buy a math problem?

[D]

I didn't make this up.

[C]

Yes, you did. You're gonna say it's PI Day again on March 14th. And then they have the huge pie sales out at that place off the i17. That's PI Day.

[D]

Rock City.

[C]

Whatever. Rock City. Rock City. Super Pies.

[A]

What was it?

[D]

Black Canyon?

[A]

Yeah, it's up by Black.

[C]

I don't know either way.

[A]

Rockridge.

[C]

That's it. Rock Ridge. They have a new sheriff.

[D]

That's right.

[C]

He's close. He's near. He's near for sure. Very sure. Oh, no, no. It isn't Pie Day anyway. PI Day is March 14. Today is artificial. Well, it's artificial Pie Day. This is not a. Like. What are you, Marie Callender?

[D]

I'm just reporting it.

[C]

No, look into it out. Why today is PI Day. If PI. The only day that makes sense is March 14th. Yeah.

[D]

Maybe PI wants to be separated from.

[C]

The math, from pie. Pie wants to be no pie for PI E. Pie Day.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Stupid. This is proof. These days, he's like. He comes up like, pepperoni pizza day. Like eight or nine. I think he's just doing it himself.

[A]

So somebody gets.

[D]

There's cheese pizza, there's pepperoni.

[C]

On the way home, Brady goes, hi, I'm Brady from the Morning Cup. I don't know if you were listening to the program this morning, but it is PI Day, and I'm here as an influencer to test out your pies. And they got a case of pie Day. Sure is Tong. You have a shrimp, a pie, a brookery pie. Tong's pies are gross. Grass and wheat pie. What kind of pies do they have over there at Viet Shack? No pie, no pie. They're pilots. They're a pilus community.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

As far as I know, they are good with PI. 3.14. You know, being Asian and all. That's math. It is not PI Day. Don't. It's not.

[D]

All right.

[C]

It's January 23rd. Doesn't make some. 1, 2, 3. Not PI Day. It's Jackson 5, Day 1, 2, 3. ABC.

[D]

Lynn B. Johnson had a couple of beagles. When he's president, their names, him and her.

[C]

I like that.

[D]

The British had 500,000 cats enlisted in their army during World War I, mostly to kill rats. On ships and at their bases. One of them, named Simon, even got a medal of valor for surviving a brutal attack and continuing to kill rats.

[C]

Nice job, Simon. That's good pussy.

[D]

Starbucks at the CIA headquarters doesn't write people's names on the cups. Protect their identities.

[C]

All right.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

The ice box kicked in here, Parker, for Christ's sake. It's ridiculous.

[C]

Oh, My God.

[D]

Hewlett Packard. Could have been called Packard Hewlett. Bill Hewlett and David Packard flipped a coin.

[C]

That's the way you should do it. That's what friends do.

[D]

That's how we did it for the morning show.

[C]

That's right. It was almost Bogan's morning sickness. We flipped it.

[A]

It's got a ring to it.

[C]

Thank Christ it came up the way it did.

[A]

Feel like Frankie Carbone in the back.

[C]

It is chilly and it's a little cold. Stupid. We got a problem. Well, it's good that we have the air conditioning on because it's 52 outside. Can't turn it off. Don't know how.

[D]

It's our cold front. We're shutting down flights.

[C]

Well, there's.

[D]

You know what?

[C]

There's the Arctic blast that's going cancel work. You walk in the room, it's ice cold. By the way, I got an email from a guy who says I'm right about it's your fault when you have butt emergencies and we have a new drop for it. Says, I ate two hot dogs from a truck stop once on a trip. Bad idea. And they hit. Hit the spot when I ate them. But I ended up dropping a load on the side of the street behind a tree. I always have diaper wipes just in case I need them for my face and hands. But luckily I had them in the center console and they came in handy for that. But you're right, John. I had no one to blame but me. And every time you write a story to me about how you pooped and you have an emergency, I will tell you it was not an emergency. It's your own doing. The golden asshole has spoken. There we go. Thank you. I like that every time I make a salient point on this show, the golden asshole has spoken. I like how it calls me asshole. Nothing AI can't do.

[D]

A Delta Airlines plane had to return to the gate on Sunday after de icing. Fluids leaked through the exterior of the plane, soaked a passenger inside. It was at LaGuardia Airport. Passenger told the flight crew the plane was leaking. The pilot asked to turn back to the gate. Told air traffic control the passenger was okay, but probably needs a new pair of pants.

[C]

Sure he got de iced.

[A]

Yep, the plane was vapping.

[D]

Luckily, it's non hazardous.

[B]

So they say.

[D]

Yeah, they were three hours late. They had to change the plane.

[C]

All right, January 23rd is considered national Pie Day simply because it was declared by a pie lover named Charlie Papazian and Brady Bogus. The man in 1970s he wanted to celebrate his birthday. So he told everybody that the holiday later officially adopted and promoted by the American Pie Council because he wouldn't leave him alone.

[B]

All right. Get Charlie off her ass.

[C]

A fun way to enjoy everyone's favorite dessert. He was a nuclear engineer and home brewer. I want everyone to eat pies on my birthday.

[D]

The first huge trend of 2026 Whimsy is trending. Google says searches for it all time high. The definition is behavior that is unusual, playful, unpredictable.

[C]

Quincy Windsor. By the way, it's Rock Springs pie.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And it is good. They have some good stuff out there. I stopped ironically on Real PI day once I was up there at. I was in Sedona off roading with some people from out of town. Came back and had Rock Springs pie and it was packed on March 14th. Insane. You got like it was a buy one get one. They couldn't keep up.

[A]

I still like Rock Ridge better.

[C]

Rock Ridge pies is good.

[D]

They should change. Yeah.

[C]

And just have the mongo out. The Mongo Mongo pie and the sheriff and Black Bart pie.

[B]

Oh, there you go. Name them.

[C]

Name them after Blazing Saddle Stuff Headley.

[D]

The French. The French Silk mistake.

[C]

The French. That's. I like that.

[D]

There's a new term that's trending called house burping. It's when you open the front door in the windows and back to let the fresh air in the breathe. You're burping the house.

[B]

I read this like Germans do this or something.

[C]

Creates a whole wind stream right back to front.

[D]

Mm. There's a flight attendant that was worked for a Canadian Airlines for a couple years and then he stopped. But he kept his credentials and he kept using it to fly in the co pack and the co pilot seat. Like when they're.

[C]

He's up in the cockpit.

[D]

Yep. And flying in regular cabin, extra room.

[C]

He's got free flights for four years.

[D]

They finally busted him in Panama. It's almost like the Frank Abag now.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

It's not his fault. Millions of dollars on him, is it not millions.

[C]

Well, how often was he flying?

[D]

He flew all over the world.

[C]

They didn't have a job anymore.

[D]

No.

[B]

For.

[D]

And so for four years he was using the credentials as a off duty. He said I'm an off duty airline pilot.

[A]

Was he a pilot or a hop off?

[C]

He was a stewardess. You said he was a stewardess.

[D]

Well, he had documents that were saying that he was a flight attendant originally.

[A]

He's not a stewardess anymore.

[C]

Well, that's a stewardess man. Or woman.

[D]

That's called the stewardess for a Canadian airline.

[C]

I don't know why that offends them. It's not a bad word. Jill, who used to be a stewardess, works downstairs. You said. Oh, that's when you were a stewardess. Oh, she gets really mad. That's the why. It's the N word of the air. I don't understand it. They get so upset and now and because of it, I just. I say it more like. That's not a bad word. It doesn't sound subservient or submissive. It's not stewardess. Big deal.

[D]

The authorities in upstate New York are currently searching for a man who skipped a court appearance earlier this week. They looked at a tracking the tracking data from his GPS ankle monitor realized he apparently cut it off and attached it to a dog.

[C]

Oh, geez.

[D]

Future's name is Lamont Holmes. It's supposed to be. I knew.

[C]

Come on. It doesn't mean anything, Brett. Okay, sure, we'll see. Do we have a picture?

[B]

Lamont.

[D]

And he's in court for appearing on.

[C]

He gets too excited over these things.

[A]

You dummy.

[C]

Put it on the dog. Dummy. The man put it on the dog. See, Pop, I gotta get out of here sometime. I can't leave with this ankle breath. Put that stupid ankle bracelet on the dog. Damn it. That's a great idea, Pop. Sanford and Son fans loving every second of this timely reference.

[B]

That is a solid Lamont.

[C]

Thank you. I do a good Lamont. Listen up, Pop. Lamont, you big dummy. You got yourself an egg breath in the first place. We need a dog, Pop.

[D]

We got another perp. James Duncan. He's in trouble for doing upskirt shots. He's filming with his phone in Church.

[C]

Oops.

[D]

21 year old kids looking at a couple of years. They. They got his phone and everything. That's the dude.

[C]

Oh, that's Lamont Holmes.

[A]

No, that's not Lamont.

[D]

Come on. Brett's offended.

[C]

That looks like Brady's neighbor. That's right. I am offended. Yeah, I. I want to see a picture of Lamont Holmes immediately. Like just google Lamont Holmes and see if. And see if there's anybody who shouldn't be there. All right?

[A]

It's gonna be like suspecture which one doesn't belong.

[C]

You're gonna see the way that one guy. Wait a minute. That's not right. There's no Lamont Holmes.

[D]

We got a 24 year old guy in Missouri facing charges after he sold the same two cars multiple times. He'd sell them to the person and then immediately steal it back. Oh, his name is Mamadou Diallo. Cops in Kansas City said.

[B]

Google that one.

[D]

Yeah, that between May and June of last year, he sold the car. Sold two cars, at least eight different to eight different people. 2013 Honda Civic and a 2013 Buick Verano. The cops caught him after they got the eight different stolen vehicles. Report very similar. But this lady saw the car that she bought relisted on like, oh, geez.

[C]

So she saw it immediately.

[D]

She set up another thing, stung him, and he didn't realize that she was.

[C]

The first one that bought Brady. Look at these. Look at the screen for one search of Lamont. 13th Inn is a marine named Lamont Holmes. And he's white, which I would have lost that bet, by the way.

[B]

These are all different Lamont homes.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Not one. Not one duplicate. Nailed it. Yeah. The one marine one looks like C.J.

[B]

Stroud.

[C]

I mean, Lamont Holmes is not a name that Brady's neighbors give each other. Like there was Lamar Hoyt, the former pitcher for the White Sox. That sounded either hillbilly like you give that one.

[A]

Hillbilly.

[C]

Yeah. Very hillbilly.

[D]

If Kirby was a boy, that was one of the names. Lamont Bogan.

[C]

Was Lamont one of them you're gonna go with? Yeah. Well, why don't you just call her that?

[A]

Anyway, go through the Gilbert White pages. There's not one.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And if you. We're calling that guy.

[B]

Lamont Monty Holmes.

[A]

That's the dog.

[D]

That's the dog.

[C]

Yeah. The dog's name's Lamont. The guy's name is Monty Holmes. That picture had a rottweiler in it. That dog's the Rottweiler's. Name's Lamont. I'm Maddie Holmes. This is my dog, Lamont. Open morning sickness. Disgusting. They smell. They're sticky. They say things that are horrible.

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[C]

All right, get off that page for some science news, God damn it. Yeah, good. Get off it. How did she get such a kick out of that?

[D]

Hello, my friends.

[C]

What color is the sky? Oh, my God.

[D]

NASA still hasn't said what the medical emergency was that forced the space station crew to come home early.

[C]

It's an std.

[D]

And none of them are talking.

[C]

Why else. Why else wouldn't you. It has to be an std. You would have talked about it.

[D]

One of the astronauts, Xena Cardman, said the ultrasound was very helpful up there.

[C]

It's an std.

[D]

Well, the rumor was.

[C]

Oh, pregnant.

[D]

Pregnant.

[C]

Well, they wouldn't send three back for a pregnancy, right?

[D]

Well, to identify the father, they had to.

[C]

My guess is there was a love triangle that nobody knew about.

[D]

And then they weren't up in space for long enough.

[C]

They can't get along well enough anymore. And they said to send three of them back.

[A]

Here's what she looks like.

[C]

There's sex on the plane in space. That starts looking pretty good.

[B]

Xena.

[C]

And Xena probably was getting a little lonely. Broke up with one guy, started hosing another. Next thing you know, everybody's got the herpes. They tell NASA like you guys are. Yeah, what are you doing up there? Like, three of you are coming back? And they left the one guy up there? Like, I didn't bone anybody. I didn't know we were allowed.

[D]

A team at Stanford found a way to regrow cartilage and stop arthritis so knee replacements could become a thing of the past.

[C]

Fantastic. Right on time. I've only got 4 fake joints and AI news.

[D]

ChatGPT. Is it already more creative than the average human? A study found that the answer is maybe just based on a specific test they did. It's a beat in a test where you'd list 10 words that are as different from each other as possible. But the most creative people were still way better than the AI.

[C]

For now.

[D]

Yeah. In Australia, a study found that giant kangaroos from 50,000 years ago were probably still able to hop even though they weighed over 500 pounds.

[C]

Oh, that would be awesome.

[D]

The kangaroos today, kangaroos max out about 200.

[C]

Well, yeah, there's.

[D]

They're.

[C]

You don't want to mess with them because with the ones I saw in Australia, they're everywhere. You have to kind of seek them out in little spots but when you see them, they're like tons of them. I saw one crossing the street and his name, they called him Big Jim. There he goes, mate. Look at Big Jim. Like what's that? It's a kangaroo. Lives around here. He was 6ft tall. I think he was 170 or 180 pounds and he was shredded. And you could see it from the cafe. We were sitting just Bowen, just walking across the road. That is Big Jim. Like oh, that's awesome. And they know him because he's so different than all the rest. From a distance you looked at him and went, that is nothing to scratch. He is a beast. Big Jim, he wasn't that big till they just pulled up a picture of one on steroids. But Big Jim was just tall.

[D]

Look at that one.

[C]

Yeah, just his back legs were huge. Kangaroos are so cool when you see them in person and not like zoo person, like in their natural. It is just. They own that space for a second and you can tell when there's. Yeah. And the forearms. Yeah, no, they're huge. But they're about six feet and they look like they're not comfortable on their own legs but then they start hopping and they just, they just they miles forward.

[D]

That's your science news.

[C]

Yeah. If it wasn't for that damn flight, I'd go back there all the time. I loved it over there. How long is that flight? Sixteen and a half hours.

[A]

Brutal.

[B]

Long flight.

[A]

Yeah, brutal.

[D]

64 year old Jeff Seamus claims he has the world's oldest snowball which just turned 50 years ago.

[C]

Did you do research on this?

[A]

No.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

Is it real snow? Please say it's real snow.

[D]

No, it's what you think. Snowball that he made on February 5, 1976.

[C]

Not getting easier.

[D]

His mom put it in a Skippy peanut butter jar.

[C]

His mom's involved. Oh, Jesus.

[D]

She passed away in 2017. Found it in the freezer. He kept it going.

[C]

93, 3. God.

[A]

I got some of that later.

[C]

You got a snowball?

[A]

Kinda what you'll see.

[C]

Oh no, your videos. I almost forgot.

[D]

This happened in Canada at a massive winter storm just like we're experiencing in some of the eastern part of United States. A lot of flights being canceled. This guy decided to save a little money and turn the heat off in the cold temperatures. Pipes burst in his apartment, and it.

[C]

Looked like it's a show.

[D]

Crystal Palace.

[C]

Oh, it blew up the crystal snow.

[D]

Oh, yeah. That's kind of nicer and drier.

[C]

Just everything just went kind of glitter bombed him with frost. We got a video of that or you just.

[D]

There's still shot pictures that. But it was from. Not today. It was yesterday.

[C]

That's all right.

[D]

Let's get to the Brady.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

I just have one.

[C]

That's another thing we don't have to do here.

[A]

What's that?

[C]

Ever worry about our pipes freezing? Like, this is such a great place to live. And everybody that says bad things. I'm like, just think about that. Tripp had to fly back to Maryland to get his house prepared for this storm.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

I'm like, there's nobody that goes in to make sure I get everything in there. You know who I blame for this? I'm like, no, Larry. And then he just got in a plane. He flew back to Maryland to make sure that his place was in order. And then he's got a chase out before the storm gets there. He's stuck. As I left there. I was there a couple weeks ago. It was one and then the high temperature was 10. I know. Like, he has it for like summer because it's close to his family and stuff. Like that's insanity. And he's got to fly out there and just shut pipes and his. Well has to be.

[A]

I'd move my family.

[C]

We know.

[D]

Exactly.

[C]

It's got to be cheaper to just get people to a good here.

[D]

This.

[C]

Girl I know from Montana, her parents just moved here because they're done. They came once and they're like, what the. Why are we living in that?

[B]

It's just there. My cousin's got horses and so they have to. They have to add on to the barn because the wind was going to come around and kill the horses.

[C]

Yeah. Just move. Move. Well, there's here. I mean, I don't want everybody to find out about it, but I understand why you don't look around. We're not the only ones. Palm Springs, Texas. And Texas is gonna get hit too. But like, you know, there's tons of spots like this. Just stop living in that. Turn your pipes off because it's terrible.

[D]

Okay. The Brady video is a one on one soccer game between Brady's favorite.

[C]

I saw this yesterday. This is. Oh, wait. The science is still on. It's Two insanely crippled people. And one kicks the soccer ball and.

[D]

Faces turns into a MMA fighter.

[C]

And then the guy runs over and like the one cripple who can't walk. His legs are.

[B]

You said run.

[C]

It's spinning wheel, spinning leg kick. It's two insanely crippled people. It's just two pretzels with heads. And one of them whips his little body and his dead leg smashes the other guy in the face with a soccer ball.

[B]

That's more power behind that kick than.

[D]

I thought he'd ever get.

[C]

I'm more worried that this town has two of those. What is in the water?

[B]

They're brothers.

[C]

Other than. Other than human twins.

[B]

They drank out of the same, you know, spring of human.

[C]

That's got to be what it is. But you can't have two people drink.

[D]

Out of pretzel springs.

[C]

Exact same disease. Yeah, it's Auntie Ann Springs. Turns people into heads and pretzels and that's all they are. And they're in like.

[D]

And then dad came in. All right, all right, shops open. Let's get to work.

[C]

Like Mom's an octopus and Dad's.

[A]

That guy's laughing in the background.

[E]

Of course he is.

[C]

You can't not watch pretzels fighting.

[B]

He's the one able bodied person in that town.

[C]

Yeah, it's crazy. It was a great kick, though. I mean, the fact that he can kick is amazing.

[B]

Then somebody gave an AI video for Brady. They sent this over.

[C]

Is it grilling? Look at the size he's grilling. A 30 foot hot dog Chili dog the size of a kayak. The exact same length.

[D]

Like a glue working.

[C]

All right, that's enough.

[A]

That was Lamont Holmes.

[C]

Brady. Did you hear Brady just shouting wordsy. That's a hot dog.

[B]

Sidewalk eggs.

[C]

It's not even real.

[D]

It's real.

[C]

No. All right, what do you got, Brett? Oh, just Friday morning. I can't. Our Friday videos are always bad.

[D]

Start with this.

[C]

Oh, there's a lady with her butt in the air. And another. She's got a hold on. Oh, she's farting into the mouth of another woman. And there's milk coming out. Oh, she fed her milk through the butthole.

[D]

I wonder if that was whole or 2%.

[C]

Oh, look at how clean it is. Oh, just so much milk coming out.

[D]

Oh, coconut.

[C]

Well, that would be the only thing that makes it worse. I'd rather lick the butt than.

[A]

There's cussing in this one, so be careful.

[C]

I turned it down. Here's another one. There's multiple People bellagioing milk out of butts into another person's mouth. What's happening out there?

[D]

Any of the characters.

[C]

Oh, no, Brady, I don't. I think that's Velma and Shaggy. Oh, man.

[A]

Here's a good one.

[C]

All right. What.

[D]

What's your price to film?

[C]

Oh, there's a rosebud and a guy's putting his pee pee on top of a woman's rose butted butt. It's exposed. Like, it looks like a. You know what? It actually kind of looks like one of those beautiful cactus blooms on her. And he's the next guy, and that guy's mashing it back in. He's like a doctor. He's pushing a rosebud back in. And now she's back to normal. Sort of. Sort of?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

If you don't count her nice guy, you don't count how much her dad affected her. She's completely back to normal now. All right, next.

[A]

Here's a glow in the dark party.

[C]

Okay, so we got black lights, okay? This lady's covered in milk or something and she's got some piston like tube with a wiener on the end of it that's choking her to death. Oh, my God, that thing must be 10 inches long. She's got this black light on her. So all the stuff is pink and it's glowing. The sounds of love. Let me hear that one more time because these. These are now known as the sounds of love. This does. Jesus God. The sounds of love.

[B]

It says.

[A]

All right, put your seat belts on for this one.

[C]

Okay, next up, we got a lady with a man's arm all the way in up to the elbow. Look at that.

[D]

That's a. What the.

[C]

No way. Some sort of weird, like a bee stunger on the vagina. She's got a bee sting where it counts. And now there's. I don't know what's going on down there. Looks like when the sausages are in their cases. What is that thing, man? It's like a pile of dog poop.

[D]

It is. It's like the prank one.

[C]

Yeah, it looks like a top of an ice cream. I don't know what that is. I've never seen one of those before. I haven't either. I don't ever want to see.

[A]

We're learning today.

[C]

All right. Oh, you're not done. Here's an Asian lady, hands and knees with her clothes. She looks nervous. Something's in front of her. Oh, there's a butt. Oh, it's butt milk in it. Three guys, butts Filled with milk. Maybe girls.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And they're milk shooting. Where did this come from?

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

This is three videos of milk coming.

[D]

Out of box from two different guys.

[A]

That are sending it to me, too.

[C]

So it's milk. Doesn't make it. Chris, thank you very much. All right. Wow.

[D]

All right.

[A]

And then we'll just. End City.

[C]

5 million people. I guarantee you, Brady, you've shook hands with somebody out there. Yes, they are.

[A]

This is how ramen's made.

[C]

I hate Asian videos.

[D]

Should get the.

[C]

Oh, God, there's noodles. It's a close up of somebody's anus. And there's noodles coming out of them onto a plate. Please don't do this onto a plate. It is a voluminous amount of noodles coming out of this lady's butt. It looks like she's got pin worms. It's. It's Alfredo, though.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, that's it. Okay. Thank God. Someone. I thought an Asian was going to eat that. They love noodles. Or an Italian. Oh, it's like Mama's sauce. All right, thanks for all that.

[A]

Hey, no problem.

[C]

Save a good one for JB Smooth. He's coming in here.

[A]

Oh, we got tons.

[C]

JB Smooth is going to be with us. Where is he? Downtown.

[B]

Stand Up Life.

[C]

He's at Stand Up Live Downtown this weekend. We'll talk to him. You know him from Curb youb Enthusiasm, and my God, he's been in everything. He's a spokesperson for Verizon Wireless, if I'm not mistaken. Is that the one he does? Hey, Ted Danson. It's in all the commercials. JB's gonna be in here in just a little bit. We'll chat with him next. There goes your Brady Report. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.