01-23-26 - Entertainment Drill - FRI - Jason Biggs Showed 11yo Son His American Pie Scene - Kid Rock Knows Why Birth Rate In US Is Down - Mother Offers Up Her Neurodivergent Daughter For A Date w/Thriller

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Entertainment Drill

Date: January 23, 2026
Episode: Entertainment Drill - FRI - Jason Biggs, Kid Rock, and More
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, with guest "Thriller"

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Episode Overview

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness features the crew riffing on the latest and strangest bits of entertainment news, including Jason Biggs’ questionable parenting moment, Kid Rock’s theory on America’s declining birth rate, cringeworthy parental moments involving star nudity, He-Man’s new job (and pronouns), and an unusual matchmaking request for co-host Thriller. True to the show’s irreverent, unfiltered style, the team unpacks celebrity antics, cultural absurdities, and personal confessions with sharp wit and memorable one-liners.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Entertainment News Drill – Oscars, Jason Biggs & Parental Oversharing

• "Sinners" Breaks Oscar Records ([05:47])
  • Mark notes that the movie Sinners broke the record for most Oscar nominations for a single film with 16.
    • John (05:53): "I wasn't a huge fan of it."
    • Extended bit about how long movies can’t hold their attention anymore, leading to commentary on modern viewing habits.
• Jason Biggs Shows “American Pie” Scene to 11-Year-Old ([06:50])
  • Jason Biggs (known for the infamous pie scene in American Pie) decided to share that moment with his 11-year-old son for “educational purposes.”
    • Mark (06:56): “He said he was open, it was an educational talking point with his son.”
    • John (07:06): “Should have had Eugene Levy come over, ‘Dad!’”
  • Banter about when it’s appropriate to show kids these scenes and comedic suggestion of inviting Eugene Levy for parenting advice.
  • Add-on: Jason Segel’s mom crying at his full frontal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall ([07:18]).
    • Mark (07:39): “His mom wrote the relatives a letter, ‘I assure you this was not gratuitous, it was essential to the plot.’”

2. He-Man Gets an Office Job and Pronouns

• New Masters of the Universe Trailer ([08:08])
  • A new trailer shows He-Man working an office job with a name plaque reading “He/Him.”
  • Mockery of the new take on the character.
    • John (08:40): “He Him’s funny. Him-man. He-him man. He man.”
• Kevin Smith’s Version & Missed Voiceover Opportunity ([09:40])
  • John jokes about offering to do all the voices, particularly Skeletor, for Kevin Smith’s show.
    • John (10:08): “Bad to do that in an interview… ‘Why didn’t you use me, dumb dumb?’”

3. Kid Rock on U.S. Birth Rate and Protesters

• Kid Rock’s Outrageous Birth Rate “Theory” ([10:26])
  • The show discusses Kid Rock’s appearance on Fox News, where he claims the declining U.S. birth rate is because “liberal women are ugly.”
    • Clip played:
      • Kid Rock (10:46): "It just hit me right now because who's going to sleep with these ugly, ass broke, crazy, deranged TDS liberal women?"
    • The hosts mock both sides of protest culture.
      • John (11:38): “I can’t do it. I mean, literally, Al Qaeda could come and take over, and I’d be like, ‘Let’s wait till spring, then we’ll get mad, but not now.’”
      • Mark (12:04): “In the past 10 years, has any of the protesting worked?”
      • John (12:10): “No, not a thing.”
• Recurring Joke: Protesters of all stripes are described unflatteringly.
  • John (13:07): “Most of the ladies who are loud on those videos are very unattractive…”

4. Other Quick Entertainment Headlines

• The Eagles’ Greatest Hits Hits 40 Million Sales ([12:50])
• Doc Martens x Metallica Collaboration ([14:10])
• Phil Collins’ Health
  • Turns 75, now has a live-in nurse due to cumulative health issues.
  • Recap of various maladies and surgeries ([15:11]).

5. Wild Listener Email: Neurodivergent Daughter Offered for a Date

• Mother Offers Up Her Daughter to “Thriller” ([17:59])
  • John reads an email from a mother offering her 22-year-old neurodivergent daughter as a date for co-host Thriller.
  • The crew jokes (sometimes awkwardly) about parental matchmaking and online dating.
    • Thriller (18:42): "I’d rather the person offer themselves up and not be half their parents... Too shy? How convenient."
    • Mark (19:33): “You like them thick and juicy?”
    • Thriller (19:33): “Not really.”
  • Discussion veers into what kind of first date Thriller would actually want:
    • Thriller (20:54): "Get to know who they are first... weed out the crazy early on."
    • The hosts push for more outlandish date ideas (“throw axes,” “first pitch at a game”) with comedic results.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• John Holmberg on long movies:
  "Three-hour movies at home… ADD Johnny cannot do it. Can’t do it.” ([06:12])
• On Jason Biggs’ parenting choices:
  "Should had Eugene Levy come over dad.” – John ([07:06])
• On protester aesthetics:
  "As a guy who lives in the middle, I look at protests. I very rarely see a protester that's attractive either side." – John ([11:08])
• On Arizona weather and activism:
  "I can't do it. I mean, literally, Al Qaeda could come and take over, be like, oh, let's wait till, like, spring, and we're gonna get mad, but not now." – John ([11:38])
• On being offered a neurodivergent date by a listener’s parent:
  "I’d rather the person offer themselves up and not the parents.” – Thriller ([18:42])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [05:47] – Oscar nomination record for Sinners
• [06:50] – Jason Biggs shows American Pie scene to son
• [07:18] – Jason Segel & parental embarrassment over nudity
• [08:08] – Masters of the Universe reboot and He-Man pronouns
• [10:26] – Kid Rock on declining US birth rate
• [11:08] – Hosts critique protester culture
• [12:50] – The Eagles’ Greatest Hits milestone
• [14:10] – Doc Martens x Metallica shoe line
• [15:11] – Phil Collins’ health struggles
• [17:59] – Email: Mother offers neurodivergent daughter as date
• [19:33] – Thriller describes type, first date preferences

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Summary Tone and Flow

The episode is a rapid-fire exchange of pop culture news, outrageous opinions, and unscripted off-color humor, with the crew often poking fun at each other and spinning wild hypothetical scenarios. The original irreverence and banter are preserved, showcasing the group’s chemistry and sharp comedic timing.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

• The show touches on the intersection of celebrity, awkward parenting, modern dating, and the absurdities of pop and protest cultures.
• It’s packed with punchlines, blunt (sometimes risky) observations, and a peek behind the curtain at both the hosts’ home lives and their unabashed take on current events.
• The final segment stands out as both awkward and hilarious, with a real listener’s matchmaking proposal leading to a riff on dating in "the spectrum" age.

If you want a stroll through the strangest bits of showbiz, the joys and horrors of internet culture, and the best (and worst) of unsolicited parental advice, this episode is a classic HMS roast.

Transcript

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[John Holmberg]

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[Al]

I'm interested. I think it'll be better than.

[John Holmberg]

I'll try it.

[Al]

I think it's gonna be better than the. The Johnny Cakes one.

[John Holmberg]

I had the. Yeah, I had the fireman mustache for a little bit and I looked super gay.

[Mark]

You got a lot of comments on.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah. By comments, you mean slurs. That's one way to say loads of comments.

[Mark]

Johnny Cakes one back.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Mark]

In the Bronco.

[John Holmberg]

I did like it. Oh, yeah. Well, again, let's clarify with Mark.

[Al]

Somebody asked.

[John Holmberg]

Fine. Well, what I'm saying, Mark's the only one. I can't have. That Johnny Cakes mustache was immediately bad.

[Al]

Somebody asked yesterday earlier in email, but we changed subjects. Any comments yesterday with Market?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Al]

At Barrett Jackson?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Al]

Did you guys take the Bronco?

[John Holmberg]

No, we waymoed over.

[Al]

Okay.

[Mark]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

And he was late. He showed up late. We did have a. We did have him over. Anthony. Anthony has a beautiful watch. And we're standing there looking at cars and Talking about. I forgot what. We're talking about something. And. And Anthony's. Somebody came. Oh, first off, a girl went up and said, oh, it's like a Rolex Daytona something. And he goes, oh, she goes, that's a beautiful watch. She named what it was and goes, oh, most people don't even, like, recognize that particular shit. Oh, it's fantastic. And so liked his watch a lot. And then we're wandering around, and then these guys come up and they've got this big camera. It's like we're wondering about. We were just curious if we could talk to you a little bit about something. I'm like, anthony didn't know anything about cars. Why are they picking him out? And Anthony's like, sure, I don't know anything about this ride. But he says that, no, we're not interested in that. We're interested in your watch. And so me and Jeff. Dr. Jeff walked away and said, what do you think the first question should be? How many men have you today wearing that watch? Because we were like, that was the most brilliant British thing you could do. This is an announcement. Should it have a rainbow flag behind it, I believe. And so he turned down the interview. But, yeah, he got it. I think Mark was clear. I don't think he got any. Any eyes turned towards him. Maybe. Maybe a couple. But I didn't hear it like we do when we're in the car. But, yeah, the Johnny Kicks Mustache doesn't.

[Mark]

He got outbid on that Miata? It was.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that Miata was nice, though. $3200.

[Al]

I still see the videos up in the. In the. The entrance. Entrance way when they're playing videos of the different stations. And there's a couple of you still in there with the Johnny Cakes stack.

[John Holmberg]

With the Johnny Cakes mustache. The Johnny Cakes mustache was. What do you mean? Jesus, The Johnny Cakes was awesome. I'm great with that.

[Al]

I thought it was the KUPD one, but it must have been on the Al.

[John Holmberg]

KDK Grow back. We could do that. Pencil. State mustache. Go back to Johnny Cakes. Get yourself some Johnny Cakes. Go back, Johnny Cakes. That's what you got to do. That's what I will do. I'm going, Johnny Cakes. I'm not doing pencil. I'm gonna shave off the Johnny Cakes.

[Al]

And take the Bronco out with Mark. And we need a video of this too.

[John Holmberg]

All right. We're gonna get raped.

[Mark]

That'll be on radio. That'll be a couple video. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Don't wait up. Be careful out there.

[Mark]

Standing. Oh, standing Tall bronco.

[John Holmberg]

All right. I'm gonna grow it out. One thing JB Smooth says I need to do is grow a little mustache with the edges. I'll try it. He's smooth. His fashion is ridiculous.

[Al]

That was the first thing you said when he walked in.

[John Holmberg]

What are you wearing? He looked fantastic.

[Thriller]

It was just.

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[Mark]

Record for the most Oscar nominations for a single film. 16 Crazy.

[John Holmberg]

I wasn't a huge fan of it.

[Mark]

It's good.

[John Holmberg]

What was it? The movie?

[Mark]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Michael B. Jordan.

[Mark]

And I didn't think it would be in that realm.

[John Holmberg]

No, I didn't think. It's like one of the greatest movies ever, which is what the awards would. It's good.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But I kind of got bored.

[Mark]

And then one battle after another is second with another. And I thought, it's too long.

[John Holmberg]

Can't do it, man. Three hour movies at home or you're talking to me. ADD Johnny. Cannot do it. Can't do it. Gotta start talking like him all day long now. Can't do it.

[Mark]

One movie that was shut Out Brady's movie.

[John Holmberg]

Good pretty sex movie. Making love to himself. That movie got shot.

[Mark]

Got 12 nods.

[John Holmberg]

Shut up. You got 12 nods. You got 12 thugs. Got. Shut up. Freddie.

[Mark]

That movie happened.

[John Holmberg]

The tug movie.

[Mark]

Yeah. Brady's tug.

[John Holmberg]

Brady's tugs.

[Mark]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Get all of them. Best actor, best supporting actor for your hand.

[Mark]

Jason Biggs showed his 11 year old son the infamous pie scene from American Pie. Started talking about. He's like, he's 11 years old.

[John Holmberg]

It's about time.

[Mark]

He said he was open. It was an educational part point talking about it with his son. Said his son laughed really hard.

[John Holmberg]

Should had Eugene Levy come over dad.

[Mark]

He goes, you did a pretty good job acting.

[John Holmberg]

There was an acting son.

[Mark]

So the 7 year old's not ready for it yet.

[John Holmberg]

But.

[Mark]

The other one, Jason Siegel, talked about his full frontal and forgetting Sarah Marshall. He brought his parents there for the premiere. His mom started crying because it's so. And she got up and left. Then she. Because she was just like, oh, because.

[John Holmberg]

This little willie was me of dad. Then she said, now everyone knows.

[Mark]

She ended up writing the relatives a letter. Oh, I assure you that this is not a gratuitous thing. It's essential to the plot.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Mark]

FYI wants to know.

[John Holmberg]

It was a funny moment and a very vulnerable character being extremely vulnerable.

[Al]

She said, see his bank account.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, exactly. And that was the worst part of it was that when you're. When you're naked and your mom starts crying, she's. She feels bad. What she did. What she did you. She did you dirty.

[Mark]

Did you see the new Masters of the Universe trailer?

[John Holmberg]

He man's back again. Are they gonna let me do the voice this time? Is Kevin Smith.

[Mark]

I don't know. That's what I was looking. I didn't. So eventually Fox News must have exploded because in the trailer that dropped, he man has an office job. And the name plaque says he. Him has his name. What's he man's name? It's Adam.

[Al]

Adam. Yeah.

[Mark]

Yeah. Prince Adam.

[John Holmberg]

Prince Adam of. Yeah. You know, like.

[Mark]

And then he goes. And he goes by Adam Glenn.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Mark]

But really, he's kind of a funny thing.

[John Holmberg]

He him's funny.

[Mark]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

Him man. He. Him man. He man.

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[John Holmberg]

He man was an awesome again. Kevin Smith redid it a few. I offered to do all the voices for free.

[Mark]

Yeah. And I thought this might have been his deal. Did, did that movie ever come out?

[John Holmberg]

Yes, it was a full six part series on some streaming service. You're right, he was. And then he came back and I said I told you I would do all of them free. And then he said, do Skeletor. Done. I did him. And he goes, oh man. Like yeah, I told you, Dumb dumb.

[Mark]

That's when he, he didn't use you. You're like, come on.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah, I did call him dumb dumb. It's bad to do that in an interview. Why didn't you use me? Dumb dumb. You've infuriated the host, Kevin Smith. Dumb dumb. Yeah, that's true. I'll do later. Bye. I love that.

[Mark]

Speaking of Fox News, Kid Rock stirred up the nation. Fox News liberal folks. Because he's talking about the reason why our birth rate is down in the.

[John Holmberg]

US because liberal women are ugly. Yeah. Yeah.

[Al]

That's one way to put it.

[John Holmberg]

Is it cursey?

[Al]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Kid Rock, the voice of generation somehow in America.

[Kid Rock]

And it all made sense to me. It just hit me right now because who's going to sleep with these ugly, ass broke, crazy, deranged tds liberal women? I mean you look at these rall. It's like a bunch of women that no guy wants to sleep with and a bunch of dudes that want to sleep with each other.

[Michael]

Have you seen what comey and you.

[John Holmberg]

Know we have this.

[Al]

He's not too far off.

[John Holmberg]

Every time I look at those protests.

[Mark]

It'S going down the line and punching.

[John Holmberg]

As a guy, as a guy who lives in the middle, I look at protests. I very rarely see a protester that's attractive either side. When the Tea party was going crazy for a while, I'm like, oh, that's a group of weird people. I don't want to hang out with anybody that's got a that kind of time and is that angry at air. They just yell and it's 2 degrees. It's like 30 below in Minnesota, they're protesting today.

[Al]

What a bunch of morons. I don't believe in anything that much.

[John Holmberg]

I have, in this weather, nothing in my life that means that much to me, that if it drops below 40, I'm not. I'm not going to be that. I'm going to be angrier at being cold than I am at whatever I was mad at. I can't do it. I mean, literally, Al Qaeda could come and take over, be like, oh, let's wait till, like, spring, and we're gonna get mad, but not now.

[Mark]

In the past, I don't know, 10 years, has any of the protesting worked?

[John Holmberg]

No, not a thing. Well, because it's 50. 50?

[Mark]

Yeah. So it's.

[John Holmberg]

One half is screaming one thing, one half screaming the other, and then they just yell until they get tired or it gets too cold, and then they go home. Nothing got fixed. Absolutely. You're right. Nothing.

[Mark]

I guarantee you things get wrecked.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, stuff gets destroyed. And then people have arguments for years over, remember when you did that? And then when your side tries to do it, I just don't understand how you can be on either side and you just can't shake your head logically and go, ugh, I'm just gonna mind my own business. If everybody did that, the world would be a better place. Just do your own thing. And then nobody will care. She gets so riled up over silly stuff to run around in streets and then go home and go, like, what happened? Absolutely nothing. It's too cold.

[Mark]

The Eagles greatest hits album is the first album to hit 40 million sold copies.

[John Holmberg]

Man, that's pretty good. It's a big. It's a big album.

[Mark]

And it's a 50th anniversary.

[John Holmberg]

And that's the other thing. Like Kid Rock's thing. He's not wrong. Like most. Most of the ladies who are loud and on those videos are very unattractive, but they are the one. People get mad when he says that then. But they're always screaming about how maga tards and ugly hillbillies and white toxic this, that, and the other. I'm like, yeah, you're right. Like, you're all ugly. You should. They should date each other. By the way, there's a. This guy took a picture, said this was in Gilbert on Tuesday. It's like nine white people that just have wake up and smell the fascism abolish ice signs. Bunch of whites. Ugly white people.

[Mark]

Buddy of mine sent me who's gonna clean your house article from my high school in Columbus ua. Over a hundred students didn't show up for school.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's because anytime you give kids the right to not show up to school, I'm for whatever.

[Al]

And those protests and those professors don't care.

[John Holmberg]

No. Still getting paid.

[Mark]

Doc Martens is doing a collaboration with Metallica. They're doing a boot collection and shoe collection with the. Using the 80s artwork that Metallica had.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. When we had our MILF contest and they put that note out from high up that said, if you're uncomfortable with having the beauty contest upstairs, we'll give you a free day off. Doug. Doug Fairchild, who's the biggest pervert in the building, took the day off before he came in here. And it was like, see, Even Doug was offended. And I'm like, no, no, no. You guys said, there's an open door. You get a free vacation day. You think people want to come in.

[Al]

But he demanded pictures.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And he was watching online the whole time. But then we had to stop because no one showed up to work that day except us and the milfs. That was great. You missed out on those. Thriller. You never saw a MILF contest, did you? Son of a.

[Al]

Let's bring it back.

[John Holmberg]

I don't want to. Because at this point, we could bring.

[Al]

Ken Rock out here to be a judge.

[John Holmberg]

Oh. If we could manage Bob Richie and that would work. We'd have to have like a huge prize to get good ones.

[Mark]

Phil Collins share the News. He turned 75 next week. He is now has a 24 hour live in Nurse to make sure he.

[Al]

Takes what's wrong with him again.

[Mark]

But pull up a picture. I think they showed this picture. I'm like, if that's living nurse.

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[John Holmberg]

He's got a nice living nurse. He's. Does he have Louis body? He's got some sort of a. Yeah, he. It's.

[Mark]

Not to mention feelings in the hand. So he can't.

[John Holmberg]

Neurological.

[Mark]

Yeah. Can't hold a drumstick.

[John Holmberg]

It's not like it's like a form of Parkinson's or.

[Mark]

Where is it?

[John Holmberg]

Brett will find it.

[Al]

What he's sick of.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Well, I don't know.

[Al]

Let's see.

[Mark]

Sustained a spinal injury in 2007. The damaged vertebrae in his upper neck caused lasting nerve damage that makes him unable to hold a drumstick.

[John Holmberg]

I thought he was sick.

[Mark]

Well, he pretty much says, I've. Anything that could go wrong went wrong. I got coveted in a hospital. My kidney started to back up. Everything started to go.

[John Holmberg]

He's a mess.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Getting bonked in the back. But he's got a hot living Nurse.

[Mark]

Now, I had five operations on my knee. Now I've got a knee that work works. And I. I can walk, but I need crutches.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's a mess. I like what Tom just emailed me. Every protester is a weirdo. I think that's true. We should protest. Protesters go down there and just a bunch of decent looking people just going, you're too ugly to be outside.

[Mark]

Well, there's where the problem happens. Then the fighting starts.

[John Holmberg]

That's fine. That's what they want. Beautiful people. Against protesting. I can't be part of it, but I can. I can start it. I can help you guys. I can organize that. Be like Obama. Anyway, it's 9. 28. We got ourselves a Guadalupe squares on Friday morning to get through. We'll get you through it, get you guys out.

[Al]

Tickets, huh? Death punch tickets.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. Five finger paper. All right, good. That was a good prize right there. We need a girl, we need a boy. 5, 8, 5, 9, 800. And we will play the squares next. That's 98.

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[John Holmberg]

You're gonna like this thriller. So just about time for the Guadalupe squares. Before we get to that, I got one. Like, I got one thing. We'll take a break after that, but I got an email from a lady that said she has a neurodivergent daughter. 22. Yeah, don't, don't.

[Thriller]

Okay, okay.

[Al]

It's getting creepy.

[John Holmberg]

And she's like, is Thriller taken?

[Thriller]

I would need more information than just that.

[John Holmberg]

But what do you need? You need pictures, photos.

[Thriller]

You gotta know who she is as a person, not just she's 20 and alive.

[John Holmberg]

She's neurodivergent. What more do you need to know? Very focused.

[Thriller]

Being on the spectrum is your focus, though. You love that stuff.

[John Holmberg]

I do love that stuff. I'm not dating somebody on this spectrum. What's wrong with you? Just. She offered up her daughter. I thought it was a nice thing.

[Thriller]

I. I'd rather the person offer themselves up and not be half their parents. Oh, well, then moms do that.

[John Holmberg]

Too shy.

[Thriller]

Oh, too shy. How convenient.

[John Holmberg]

Shy. She's very sweet. Oh, sure. I don't know. You want pictures is what you're. Yeah.

[Thriller]

Really? No.

[John Holmberg]

You don't care about pictures. What if she's really hot? Good for her. Oh, man. What were you saying?

[Mark]

Why not?

[Al]

Boy, what a picture.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus.

[Thriller]

I want someone doing.

[John Holmberg]

I want a. I want to see what she looks like, too. So. All right.

[Al]

Some pictures of d. Toledo and 98 KUPD.

[John Holmberg]

Well, she'll send them right back to me. Yeah, her name is Randy, if I remember right. I can't remember. What's the email? I just remember getting it and thinking, you know what? I'll ask. She's not like, crazy, huh? She's just got a little spectrum thing. She's a little shy.

[Mark]

She's like.

[John Holmberg]

Is Thriller available? Simple question. Is Thriller available?

[Thriller]

I'm available.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. Aren't there? That's all we needed to know. And what is your type? You like them thick and juicy?

[Thriller]

Not really.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, a little bit of small.

[Mark]

Little Asians. Yeah, it's you chasing some big.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you like a. You like a Brady? Brady size?

[Mark]

Yeah, I'd be right in your wheelhouse.

[John Holmberg]

Brady had longer hair. Oh, yeah. You put a vagina on that guy.

[Mark]

I'm feeling the energy.

[Al]

I can see Cook and everything else. I mean, man, what else can you ask?

[John Holmberg]

Weird wedding picture.

[Mark]

Oh, yeah.

[Thriller]

Wake up the next morning, you see Brady's face.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's. I'm sorry for that.

[Al]

That's a little too far now.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Anyway, well, I just wanted to put the offer out there. You turned it down. I wasn't expecting that. I thought you'd jump.

[Thriller]

You can still send pictures. We could see.

[John Holmberg]

All right, so it's more pictures than it is personality.

[Thriller]

Well, you know, both of the pictures.

[John Holmberg]

Is a good start, but we'll start with pictures. If the pictures are good, you'll go out with her.

[Thriller]

I can't guarantee that.

[John Holmberg]

Why not?

[Mark]

We'll pay for it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, it's covered.

[Thriller]

I would rather we just meet naturally and not have to get the whole parent.

[John Holmberg]

This is natural. This is not a Notebook Pals. Yeah. How are you doing on your plan?

[Thriller]

I'm doing fine on the apps. I'm going through them.

[John Holmberg]

All right. That's not natural.

[Thriller]

When was the last natural?

[John Holmberg]

It's a little natural, but at this point it's natural.

[Al]

Well, this is just as natural as that.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly.

[Al]

Finding somebody you don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly.

[Thriller]

But when you do the services on the apps, though, no one's parents are involved. That's very strange.

[John Holmberg]

I want to cook it. Can I get.

[Thriller]

When you nail her, you can cook. Yes.

[Mark]

I had a question. If you naturally met a girl and you hit it off, what would you do? What would be your first date?

[Thriller]

First date, let's say. Well, you just do like, you know, drinks, like a coffee shop, whatever. Get to know who they are first.

[Al]

Sure.

[Thriller]

Go for, like, a fancier, you know, dinner for the first real date, and then go from there.

[John Holmberg]

She's kind of. Get to know her.

[Thriller]

Yeah.

[Mark]

So you do it.

[Thriller]

Try to weed out the crazy early on.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Like you do something fun.

[Thriller]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe throw axes or something. Nah, you shouldn't do that.

[Thriller]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Why not? Well, your balance isn't good.

[Thriller]

Well, my arms are fine.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but if you go off balance, then your arms are fine.

[Al]

You're throwing it.

[Mark]

I wouldn't do any extremes.

[Al]

Brady's first pitch.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Brady's first pitch. Oh, you want to do a first pitch this year?

[Thriller]

That'd be funny. I wouldn't mind that.

[John Holmberg]

Let's get him out there for a first pitch. Thriller from kupd.

[Thriller]

That'd be very funny.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, all right. We're working. We'll get that guy. No, he can't throw a rope. Use a rope. Can't throw a rope. We got the Guadalupe Squares coming up next. The girl, the guy are on the line. We've got those ready to go. We're giving away Death punch tickets. We'll do that next. Try to get Thriller engaged before it's over. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.