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Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: January 24, 2025

Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD is Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, hosted by John Holmberg alongside Brady Bogan and Brett Toledo. In the January 24, 2025, episode, the trio delves into a variety of topics ranging from local comedy events to broader societal issues.

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1. Local Comedy Scene Announcements

The show kicks off with John Holmberg and Brady Bogan promoting upcoming comedy shows in the Valley. They highlight performances at the Tempe Improv featuring Paul Versey and Beth Stelling, as well as acts at the Desert Ridge Improv with Sarah Weinschenk and Joe DeRosa. Additionally, Stand Up Live downtown is set to host Lil Rel.

• John Holmberg: "The Desert Ridge Improv up North features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe DeRosa on Friday and Saturday." [00:06]

2. Listener Story: Recovery with the Core Institute

Brady Bogan shares an inspiring listener story about overcoming a knee injury, thanks to the Core Institute. He personalizes the narrative by mentioning his own experience with the institute, encouraging listeners to seek expert help to alleviate pain and regain mobility.

• Brady Bogan: "You can get rid of your pain and start saying yes, I can to all the things you want to do." [00:28]

3. Barrett-Jackson Car Auction Highlights

A significant portion of the episode focuses on the Barrett-Jackson Car Auction, where the hosts discuss celebrity sightings and unique vehicles. They recount encounters with "Sammy the Bull," a notable figure associated with the event, and explore various customized cars, including replicas of iconic TV show vehicles like the Batmobile and Starsky and Hutch's car.

• Brady Bogan: "At Barrett-Jackson, you can see all your favorite TV cars again. It's always a crowd-pleaser." [03:00]

4. Rant: The Elimination of Pennies and Change

Brady Bogan launches into a passionate rant about the phasing out of pennies and the broader dismissal of physical change. He argues that eliminating coins is a positive move, citing hygiene concerns and the decreasing practicality of handling small denominations in a digital age.

• Brady Bogan: "Change was the worst idea ever. Hate change." [28:57]
• Brady Bogan: "Nobody wants it. Nobody's ever been happy when they're handed coins." [30:18]

5. Discussion on Automotive Trends and Experiences

The hosts share personal anecdotes related to cars, discussing challenges like the "death wobble" in Jeeps and recounting memorable moments from past car shows. They emphasize the artistry involved in car customization and express skepticism towards overpriced replicas.

• Brady Bogan: "I've never seen anything like a Batmobile stealing away with a fancy bike." [03:20]
• Brady Bogan: "The death wobble is crazy. You lose control faster and harder with every rotation of the wheel." [133:02]

6. Entertainment and Personal Banter

Throughout the episode, Holmberg, Bogan, and Toledo engage in humorous exchanges, touching on topics like movie adaptations of books, the decline of attention spans, and personal encounters with fellow radio personalities. Their lively banter provides a blend of humor and relatable commentary for listeners.

• Brady Bogan: "Movies are perfect if you've got a good book. Period. End of story." [59:34]
• Brett Toledo: "Happy National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day." [100:06]

7. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Segments

As the show wraps up, the hosts tease upcoming entertainment segments and promotions, maintaining their signature blend of humor and candid discussions. They encourage listeners to engage with local events and continue tuning in for more lively conversations.

• Brady Bogan: "Enjoy the Barrett-Jackson, and we'll see you on Monday right here in the Morning Sickness." [122:55]

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This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness provides listeners with a mix of local event promotions, personal stories, passionate opinions on societal changes, and the hosts' trademark humor, ensuring an engaging start to the day.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week.

[Brady Bogan]

Get out to the Tempe Improv on.

[John Holmberg]

The east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up North features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe DeRosa on Friday and Saturday.

[Brady Bogan]

And downtown at Stand Up Live, check.

[John Holmberg]

Out the very funny Lil Rel performing.

[Brady Bogan]

Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups.

[John Holmberg]

And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com.

[Brady Bogan]

And tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here. For the amazing people at the Core Institute, life can throw you a curveball now and again. One day you're trucking along, feeling great. Next day your dog smashes into your head and knocks you cold. Or like a KUPD listener told me this week, his dog did a sprint across the backyard directly into the side of his wife's leg and blew her knee up. She needed that need to get fixed and fixed right. Two years later, she's running like she used to again. And it's all thanks to the Core Institute. I went through it too, and you can get rid of your pain and start saying yes, I can to all the things you want to do. And and all you have to do is trust the experts at the Core Institute. Head there right now. The Core Institute.com college hoops are here.

[Brett Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Toledo]

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[Adam Ferrara]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Adam Ferrara]

Is that a big deal to get done?

[Brady Bogan]

Not at all. It takes about an hour and in most cases we can do it while you wait. That's awesome. I'll say. We're amco.

[Adam Ferrara]

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[Brady Bogan]

And a whole lot more. You thought that was funny.

[Brett Toledo]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Brady Bogan]

What the hell is wrong with you? Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Friday. It's 5:45. This is the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett, there's Toledo. Let's go do this thing that we do every single day until the weekend shows up and then we just disappear. That's a good thing. And you should too. Freddie was sending picture. You were at Barrett Jackson yesterday. I was pretty cool day Brady guy.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh man.

[Brady Bogan]

Starsky and Hutch picture. Saw that you got. What was that motorcycle? The Batman motorcycle Bat Cycle. Was that a Batgirl or Batman?

[Brett Toledo]

I don't. Well it was signed by Burt Ward and.

[Brady Bogan]

And Adam west so it was the original. I don't remember a white one though.

[John Holmberg]

I don't either.

[Brett Toledo]

I remember Batgirl.

[Brady Bogan]

I remember Batgirl had the white one and. But it didn't look like think they were.

[Brett Toledo]

I. I do remember Robin in the.

[Brady Bogan]

Sidecar of the girl one in the one that I took.

[John Holmberg]

Well he wore tights.

[Brady Bogan]

We could say it now that we're not. There's only two genders. What a twink. Yeah but I. That was a cool. And then the best picture you got you and Sammy the Bull. You just saw Sammy the Bull and.

[Brett Toledo]

I. I went over to see the Lincoln exhibit and the guy that I knew from Sanderson Lincoln's like hey. And he shows me a picture. Who do you think that is? That's Sam the Bull.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Then I'm walking further down where the bat cycle and there he is.

[Brady Bogan]

Pretty great.

[Adam Ferrara]

You see the Joker car.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. The darker car there you had the ones I didn't. You know. You had Dracula. You had the monsters mobile.

[Brady Bogan]

All the TV cars are there again. Yeah. Yeah. Doing on a good day because there's probably not a lot of people down there yet. And this crowd of it not like it's going to be.

[Brett Toledo]

It was. Yeah. I mean in the timing that we got there it was pretty good started load up. I will say there. I mean looking at the auction.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

And talking to people that there are bargains.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding. Because it's so much you get for.

[Brett Toledo]

Like you know something that you think for 50 grand you could have gotten.

[Brady Bogan]

Is Sammy the Bull like just. He's walking around in public alone.

[Brett Toledo]

Security. He's Got this just pure Italian family walking with him.

[Brady Bogan]

So he's in a circle of people.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Because otherwise, he's just like, you know.

[Brett Toledo]

That's what I was thinking. You stopped for a photo.

[Brady Bogan]

You're gonna get shocked. Yeah. You're gonna get well beyond that. I'm not even worried about getting in his inner circle. I'm worried about a stray somebody eventually. Right. Someday.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think so.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't? It probably would have happened by now.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, you know, his story hasn't.

[John Holmberg]

Been hiding in the last couple years.

[Brett Toledo]

And he loves taking the pictures, but the timing. I go in, I'm like, hey, we're on our way out. And I said, leaving. I got all. I got to hit the restroom real quick. I go in the restroom, look over the side. Holy crap, it's Sammy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but I mean, he's getting more like. Brady can walk up to him, go, can I have a picture? You don't know who anybody is. Eventually, won't someone say, Rhett, right. I'm like, his guards down.

[John Holmberg]

I think that they.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Personally, I don't know, but I think that they just. With Gotti running his mouth the way.

[Brady Bogan]

They did, they weren't too unhappy with Sammy. No.

[John Holmberg]

Just kind of like, yeah, give a pass. He was such a soldier, you know.

[Brady Bogan]

He was a soldier then he wasn't, but he did kind of. Yeah. He gave up the game on God. If you know the story, Sammy the bully gave up the game on the guy.

[John Holmberg]

He was going to have him off.

[Brady Bogan]

At the Bergen Fish and Hunt Club. Right. They were up in that room, and they were renting that to that lady they kept kicking out and didn't know that she had given up. That he got. Was it. He got Gotti up in that apartment upstairs, and he was the one who got it bugged. Oh, it's crazy. I don't know if that's the total accurate story, but I remember the Bergen Fish and Hunt Club was their. Their hangout, their social club. And then the upstairs was an apartment, and Gotti used to go up there because he knew that the club was bugged. But he's like, that apartment upstairs that old lady lives. They just banged the Ravenite. Oh, that's right. You're right.

[John Holmberg]

He originally had the Bergen.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. That was the Raven when he became the man. That's right.

[John Holmberg]

He went to Little Italy and took over the Raven.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. And then they had that thing upstairs, and he went up to that lady's oh, it's a cool story. The story's incredible. But how it got bugged upstairs was. I mean, there was a lot of tattling going on, and it's so just.

[Brett Toledo]

But we thought about that the whole way home, driving like, man. I mean, one thinking, man, it'd be so easy for anyone just get nicked.

[Brady Bogan]

You could have. You could have been the bad guy.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, anybody that walks up and goes, hey, Sammy the Bull. Yep. And he just is happy to take a picture within a foot of him.

[Brett Toledo]

I took a picture, and he. That he's pointing his fingers here. This is my guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, did you get him? Did you tell him, hey, come on. The show?

[Brett Toledo]

Kind of.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that's. That's a no.

[Brett Toledo]

No. I couldn't ask him because the family was there.

[Brady Bogan]

Why take the whole family? Brett will know half of them. Hey, you know, we got a little show we'd like you to be part of, you know? Oh, come on. Callan interviews him every once in a while.

[Brett Toledo]

I wonder if they're the. The grandkids like the family. But there's, you know, one had a fur on. I mean, it was completely sure. They're not. They're not hiding anything.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, no, that's what I'm saying.

[John Holmberg]

Everybody knows where he's at.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, and eventually I'd be nervous about that. Eventually. That's just a person near him that somebody will finally. I don't want it to happen. I'm not saying I'm in on that. I'm just, you know, just in case Sammy's.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, keep your mouth shut. What are you doing?

[Brady Bogan]

Just saying if it just seems logical in that world that eventually somebody just makes that right for the. For the family. I don't know. It just seems like some. And you're right. I think everybody's kind of. It's okay with the Gotti rat, but man, oh, man. And he knows it, or he wouldn't be out there.

[John Holmberg]

It wouldn't be just out at Barrett Jackson by himself, taking pictures of Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. And that's the thing. Like, Brady's the perfect sniper or killer. He'd be like, can I have a picture? Sure. Harmless gentleman. And then the next thing you know.

[Brett Toledo]

Big fan, sir. Big fan.

[Brady Bogan]

Jamming a shiv in his side and running away.

[John Holmberg]

He wouldn't run too far.

[Brady Bogan]

I wonder all the family around, because you had to go through, like, security and probably metal detectors to get into Barrett Jackson and all that. Right. You probably don't even know you, like, when you walk in there's security.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, yeah, there's security.

[Brady Bogan]

Metal detects. You got to empty your pockets. They do it at Suns Games.

[Brett Toledo]

There is on the entrance. And then. And then you go through the main tent.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

And that's where all you're.

[Brady Bogan]

So once you're in, you go through the detectors. That's it.

[Brett Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

I wonder if Sammy the Bull and his crew have some sort of special thing we don't know about through witness relocation and all that, where he can carry in those situations.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't want to know.

[Brady Bogan]

Not him, but somebody with it.

[John Holmberg]

Don't ask, don't tell.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't. Yeah, well, I know, I know. We're treading on tonight. I don't know what you're doing. You're very good as my consiglier. I don't know what you're going down this road for. It seems like a lot of talk about.

[John Holmberg]

Let's take a right turn here.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's. Hey, we get that. They're getting rid of the penny. Did you hear that?

[Brett Toledo]

But as I understand it, it's. That's no longer what, in protection?

[Brady Bogan]

No, he. He eliminated. But I'm saying when you're in witness relocation and you're in the protection, you're in the program and you bail on it.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

There still has to be some sort of thing that says.

[Brett Toledo]

He signed the waiver, John.

[Brady Bogan]

But for the greater good of the people, if you're going to be out there doing this, we're gonna supply you with a little security. So because we put you here, you decided to go rogue. We can't have bullets flying all over Scottsdale just because you've decided. I didn't know. It's time has passed.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, I mean, he's already been, you know, arrested again and still back out.

[Brady Bogan]

There's gotta be. There's gotta be. I mean, it crumbled. The entire mafia, essentially. I mean, he didn't do that. Gotti did that work. But. Oh, just. I mean, he was the one who. It's official.

[Brett Toledo]

Maybe that was his. Gotti trumped him.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but I don't know. That one seemed like. When I saw that picture with you, and I'm like, if I'm Sammy the Bull, I'm not accepting, you know, innocuous little short trolls to come up to me and start asking for photos. Tall. I know you were taller than him, which had to make you to feel great, and he'd still kick your ass, like, immediately. And he's 85 years old. I don't know. Interesting. Thought, though, to just wander around Barrett jackson. Sammy's there. I wonder. He was. Did he. Did you talk to him at all?

[Brett Toledo]

Just get the picture just a little bit.

[Brady Bogan]

Who'd you go with? Were you with an italian?

[Brett Toledo]

Was not who you with? No. But a guy that I was with. My Matt. Matt dillard.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, okay.

[Brett Toledo]

My neighbor.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Is he one of the guys that.

[Brett Toledo]

Kirby and his daughter. It was a daddy. Daughter.

[Brady Bogan]

You took kirby out of school for that?

[Brett Toledo]

Kirby got a picture with sammy the bull? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man. So you bugged him for a little while?

[Brett Toledo]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

You did individual pictures?

[Brett Toledo]

I took the picture. No, not individual.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, yours was individual.

[Brett Toledo]

Mine was individual Because a family shot. I got it done, and then all of a sudden, matt was like, oh, huge. Will you go on a picture with him? There he is right there.

[Brady Bogan]

So you took individual pictures?

[Brett Toledo]

I took a picture of matt, his daughter, and kirby with sammy. Sammy actually said, come over here.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So we don't do them all at once. Yes. Not saying that. Because he's best friends. He's like, come on. If you all want one, we get her in the same shot. I can do this all day. Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

And a couple other guys stopped.

[Brady Bogan]

That's crazy.

[Brett Toledo]

He was like, yeah, come on in.

[Brady Bogan]

What was the highlight of the barrett jackson while you were there? What was the car you saw? Because I have an opportunity to go today, and I can't.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And then tonight. And I told my buddy jim, he wants to go, and he's. Him and lyman wanted to go, and. And I'm like, ah. It just doesn't seem like something I'm so interested in. I want to fight the crowd.

[John Holmberg]

That's a blast.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. It's cool. And you're a car guy. I like cars. Even. Tripp and I were talking yesterday, and tripp is a. He used to be a collector. Like, he used to get, like, a lot of cars. He was back and forth, and he even said, it's just. It's just such a thing. Yeah. And he goes, I love the cars, but is it worth going in there? And I'm not a traffic and crowdfighter. Like, you know, if I don't have an apartment next to it to kind of rest in, I'm not going. But I'm curious. But I think I'm out. It just doesn't. It doesn't make. I'm not interested.

[Brett Toledo]

Member berries that happen when you go through the tv, cars and stuff? Because, like. And then you see the one that I. One that I sent you, like, the fantasy island car.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

It's got the poster in the back.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it a cart?

[Brett Toledo]

It's that red island car.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. With the canopy on it. I don't remember you sending that. I'll look at that.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, maybe. I. I might not.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I think you did. There's a little picture.

[Brett Toledo]

Someone bought it. Guess what that went for.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it sold already. Yeah. Like 75 grand.

[Brett Toledo]

30K.

[Brady Bogan]

That's lower than I thought.

[Brett Toledo]

Six pasture. And then next to it it had tattoos. Go Kart version of the same car that sold too.

[Brady Bogan]

That's kind of neat to own the Fantasy island six seater.

[Brett Toledo]

But you could use it in this.

[Brady Bogan]

It's very Gilbert.

[John Holmberg]

Instead of the golf cart, he'd be driving to the next pie eating contest in his neighborhood.

[Brady Bogan]

Everybody get in except for you, you apple pie making bitch. Take your salt and pepper boring ass home. So yeah, there's. But to me, that's neat right now.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

The other thing, once I'm there and I see the Fantasy island cart, I'm like, oh yeah, it's a golf cart.

[Brett Toledo]

But then there's a. I mean there's so many other cars that would, you know, whether they're carbon fiber.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Custom cars.

[John Holmberg]

There's some of the stuff that Jose Mesa's buddy does out there is just insane.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's neat. I just. I don't know if I have it in me to fight the crowd. The. Especially Friday night. Like I yesterday probably would have the smart day to go if you're going to go. Probably.

[Brett Toledo]

That's when I.

[Brady Bogan]

Pretty sparse.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Like tonight I'm like, I don't know. This sounds crazy. And it's just the crowd. It has nothing to do with the product. Adam Farrar is going to come in here later. He's the top.

[Brett Toledo]

I saw him.

[Brady Bogan]

Was he there? He. I'm. He's just head over heels in love with this stuff.

[John Holmberg]

As am I. But.

[Brady Bogan]

And it makes. It's the show. You're right. It's like, see how much it is.

[John Holmberg]

To get into that place.

[Brady Bogan]

How much is it? I even see?

[John Holmberg]

81 bucks. 81 bucks for a ticket tonight just.

[Brady Bogan]

To walk around, man. And that's just the.

[Brett Toledo]

I know Brady didn't pay that.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no. That's just the hoofing in and out. How did you steal tickets to this? Because I know you didn't pay 81 to go walk around cars.

[Brett Toledo]

We have a friend that works there.

[Brady Bogan]

They got all of you in. Thanks for the offer, by the way.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Brady Bogan]

This guy. Okay, nevermind.

[John Holmberg]

The car guy over Here.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Yeah. Didn't even say. Hey, Brett, you want to tag along? No. There you are. Sammy the Bull. I mean, everything you love. Unbelievable. Brady won't even give you the. Give you the.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks, Bogan.

[Brett Toledo]

You know what?

[Brady Bogan]

I'd.

[Brett Toledo]

I would just be embarrassed to see what. You know, Be seen with you guys.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I wouldn't have gone with you. There's no way. I'm just saying it would have been nice.

[John Holmberg]

We would have left you at the gate.

[Brady Bogan]

Absolutely. We're not. We're not walking behind those tiny little peg legs. We want to get through this rah.

[Brett Toledo]

Rah room, you know?

[Brady Bogan]

No, you're not getting into that. No, no, no, no. You're right. I'm too good to be seen with you. You're right. That's true. You take your general admission stuff and wander around.

[John Holmberg]

We got treated like the boom boom. We didn't get invited.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. Exactly. Anyway. Well, it is definitely a thing. It's huge. And it's a. You know, everybody pays attention to it that wants to, and it's become. You know, nobody likes golf this much, but the Phoenix opens all about going to the event. Barrett Jackson has that same vibe. Now, what is.

[Brett Toledo]

Sure does.

[Brady Bogan]

CNBC people thing.

[John Holmberg]

Sean wants to know, did they have any fire trucks there at auction?

[Brett Toledo]

Sure did.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

But. Yeah, but they're probably juiced up. Like, I want one of those police auction ones that. 12 grand, 15 grand, tops. I'm not going in there for. Look, JFK touched it. I don't care.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm sure there were one or two of those that went through that you buy as is.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Awesome.

[Brett Toledo]

Because that's where you go through those other tents. I didn't.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the outside tents.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. And you see stuff that's already gone through and stuff that's about ready to go through.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't have. I want to go out there, but.

[Corey Walsh]

Man.

[John Holmberg]

81 bucks.

[Brady Bogan]

81 bucks. Well, maybe Brady knows a guy, but probably can't.

[Brett Toledo]

I got a guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Can't hook you up at all. You'd loved it, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

I'm sure.

[Brett Toledo]

It's like, you're gonna put out some.

[Brady Bogan]

Duck, get some shillings in there and get yourself in that room. It's nice, but I don't have today. I had a freebie, and I'm just like. I got some stuff I'm gonna do. I could have canceled it. I don't want to cancel it. It's just Barrett Jackson. It's just too much. It's too much. And then I'm gonna Get drunk and I'm gonna hang around all day out there. And then my whole day's gone. And I just.

[John Holmberg]

Sounds amazing to me.

[Brady Bogan]

That part sounds really good. But then you're with a crew of people. I gotta figure out how to get. I'm already. See what I'm doing. I'm already talking yourself. Talking myself out of it. Just to see Starsky and Hutch replica cars, which I've seen a hundred. And it always gets me every time. Even when I see the dumb General Lee at a. You know. And it's not the real one. I know the one. When I was. When Chapman Jeep used to be over here in McDowell and I got a jeep there. Iron Maiden Mike was the sales guy. And there's several of those. So if it's. If you call yourself Iron Maiden Mike, it wasn't you. The one that was at Chapman was like, oh my God, I'm Iron Maiden Mike. No, you're not. There's a hundred of you. But he was there and he goes, dude, come down here, get your Jeep serviced. I gotta show you something. I'm like, all right. And I had needed service. So I go drop it off. And there it is, the General Lee. Autographed. And he bought it because he had Internet powers at this place. And he found it online. And we're selling this thing, plopped it in the showroom. It was in mint condition and it had been signed by Katherine Bach, Daisy Duke. And then they clear coated over the signature so it can't be scrubbed away. So just, you know, probably some clear cryo on. It wasn't even anything. And he's like, you want this? And at the time, because when you're standing next to the General Lee for the first time and someone says, do you want to buy this? Your brain says, you do you definitely want to buy this car? I'm like, yes. How much? And he said, 75,000. I'm like, no way. This is all. I already regret the idea that I would spend $75,000 on a 1978 Dodge.

[John Holmberg]

We're gonna buy a cyber truck.

[Brady Bogan]

They're at least new and there's a warranty. I don't even know what this is. This. There's nothing in that car. It's got an AM radio, for God's sakes. It's. There's nothing in it.

[John Holmberg]

We'll take you to slang and sound right.

[Brady Bogan]

For 75 grand though, there better be some crap in there. So I'm like, no. And then I. And then I talked to him a Few. And I'm like, hey, the General Lee still out in your. Like, two months later. Still out there. Yeah, man, Nobody. Nobody jumped on that. Like, I thought, like, catching some heat for it from the management. Like, hey, you bought a. It's a piece of crap. It's the paint job. People are buying.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it's not the real car anyway.

[Brady Bogan]

No, but that wasn't exactly the most.

[Brett Toledo]

I forget the number.

[Brady Bogan]

Reliable. But that car was the Gran Torino, too. Was the same thing with Starsky and Hutch. It wasn't like the most coveted car. Except for the paint job.

[Brett Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Torinos were kind of middle of the road. Muscle car nice, but not, you know, the big boys. The paint job. So I'm saying it was 55,000. Next time I talked to mine, still, you're like 25,000. You're too high. Because I can go buy one of these and paint it and have the exact same thing for like 15. But when you're sitting next to it. If I went to Barrett Jackson and saw that Starsky and Hutch car something inside me would start going, do you want this? The Smoking of Bandit Trans Am. You look at. It's the 5.2 liter V8. But it's got like 190 horsepower. The thing's a dog. But it's the paint job and the nostalgia. And then you have that in your house. Like, what am I gonna do with this?

[John Holmberg]

A couple years ago, I got that big flag on your roof and stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what?

[Brett Toledo]

You know, that's Bubble Watson now, it's okay. Yeah, he bought the generally and he had up. I gotta spin this.

[Brady Bogan]

You gotta get rid of it. You got a Confederate flag and you.

[Brett Toledo]

Got it right before the year. That it.

[Brady Bogan]

I got gay neighbors. You think parking the General Lee in the front yard is going to be a good idea when their friends come over?

[John Holmberg]

That would be so hilarious.

[Brady Bogan]

Straight in the grass and just donut every once in a while with the Dixie horn. You twinks having a gathering. It's broken. Don't worry about it. I'll fix it later. Just look at the top. Yeah. You think it's a good idea until you gotta move it to get your real car out so you can go somewhere. Will you move it? Stupid. Generally, I've gotta go. Yeah, yeah. Is it behind you? Yeah. It's a lot, but pretty neat. It's a neat event we got here. And it brings out a lot of people. I was out in that area yesterday and just the private planes are floating in one after another of Scottsdale Airport like, man, this thing is loading up. So you got that guy.

[John Holmberg]

Any other celeb spottings out there?

[Brett Toledo]

No. Yeah, Steve Jones. Steve Jones was out there.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you know he was going? Did you meet him? Did he get the freebie too?

[Brett Toledo]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Toledo]

No, he. He is a britt.

[Brady Bogan]

He's private.

[Brett Toledo]

He's a bidder every year.

[Brady Bogan]

A B, I D D E R. Yeah, he looks. Does he get him or you just put his paddle up?

[Brett Toledo]

He's done it before but he. He likes it.

[Brady Bogan]

He goes every year, but he never leaves with anything.

[Brett Toledo]

No, didn't in the last two years.

[Brady Bogan]

So he's a master bidder. He doesn't actually follow. He doesn't close the deal. He just kind of. He's.

[John Holmberg]

He gets the good passes, satisfies himself.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he gets the bidding pass. Pretends every once in a while knowing that this thing's gonna.

[Brett Toledo]

Every once in a while he looks.

[Brady Bogan]

For a specific car, but he's never gonna get one. Jones. Jones is always talking about eight or ten grand. I was gonna say. There's nothing about Jones that strikes me as a guy who's gonna throw two hundred grand. I got a two hundred thousand dollar car I bid on. Maybe he'll throw that seven thousand dollar paddle up knowing the car is gonna go to about 18.

[John Holmberg]

Eight or ten grand maybe. I don't know what he's doing going, you know what?

[Brady Bogan]

You know what's as good as Barrett Jackson is carvana. They come down that sneak gumball machine. Anyway, kind of cool. So yeah, enjoy the Barrett Jackson. Not. I just don't have it in me to fight that crowd for something that I'm moderately interested in. I went when it first happened years and years ago. And I also went to the Steel roost. Steel. Russo. So what that's called.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, Russo Steel.

[Brady Bogan]

Russo Steel. I went to that. I don't think that it used to be by the mall.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, they used to be.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

One time. The same time.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. That somebody took me to that. And I'm like. And this was 2007.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And he's. And he's like, this one is. This will go for about 330,000. I'm like, I don't even know what that thing is.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. James Bond's a original car.

[Brady Bogan]

And I'm like, I don't even know what this is. He goes, this is the one that was actually in the picture. This is. And I'm like, oh no, this is the car that was in the trailer. I'm like, wow. And yeah, that's the one where you start getting into. Steve McQueen drove it. And this, you know, this was the one from the French Connection. And so you got all that stuff that. That thing was impressive because you are. I mean, you're way out of your league with some of that. It's a couple of them were a million or two million dollar sports cars stuff. I didn't even know it was Enzo, what's his name? Ferrari had one he made for his son before they invented what the one has named his son after the Dino. Dino. Yeah, but they would. He was giving it to him and Dean and then that one kid that was just drawing cars when he was like three, because it was in his blood. And so they had these cars that he was designing for his kids. And the first one he designed for his son was there. At least that's the story. I always was skeptical of all of it. And that thing was like 4 million bucks. And that was in 2007. It's probably like 7 or 8 now. I go up to that dealership, the Ferrari dealership in Scottsdale, because that's where one of my. One of my cheap cars gets serviced. And I walk around that thing and there's. You know, you're out of your element when there's cars in the showroom and somebody comes up and just says, don't touch it. And you weren't. He tells you. He preemptively hits you with, keep your grubby little paws in your pocket. I'm like, I wasn't even. I wasn't close enough to touch. Right. Keep it that way. Like the salespeople aren't even nice to you. Don't touch that. I wasn't even near it. Don't. You were thinking about it and I saw it. Don't. All right.

[John Holmberg]

When you come in dressed in a Benny Mardones shirt and a pair of.

[Brady Bogan]

Air Jordans, there's a good chance that's exactly what I had on. A great chance of it. But they tell you immediately. And then I'll go over and I'll have my hands. I literally will listen, too. Like I'm in second grade, hands in my pocket, leaning over the car, and there was a black and gold Ferrari in there. And it was amazing. And I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna show this guy. Maybe if this thing's within range, I might start inquiring, poke my head in inside. Yeah, it was that thing where I'm like, oh, right. Really? It's like when you're at a Dealership. And the guy says something. My friend Mark was there and he does well for himself and that he looked at a car. And Mark goes, it's a little steep. And then. And the. It was the best story I've heard of a car dealer winning. And he goes, it's a little steep, isn't it? And the sales guy goes, you know what, let's go over here. Some. Some cars that might be a little bit more for you.

[John Holmberg]

Bargain bin.

[Brady Bogan]

And Mark turned. Mark said, I go, I'll take it. He bought the car he didn't want that was too expensive because the guys shamed his lifestyle.

[Brett Toledo]

You know what?

[Brady Bogan]

All he said was a little, you know, I missed. So I did that with that Ferrari. Poked my head. And I'm like, his seats are black and gold. They were black with gold leather. And I'm like, this is my Steeler dream. And in my head I'm like, the insurance has to be $2,000 a month for this thing. And I'm like, it's interesting. And the guy comes over and he starts showing me the. It's got its own menu of, like, things that are in it. And it's a beautiful presentation. I'm like, that's outstanding. Flip to the last page. Thinking, yeah, tell me not to touch it, you jerk. $9 million. It had been floated over here on some, you know, the back of Pegasus. I don't even know how it was handmade. The whole thing was hand stitched. And I'm like, oh, well, I shouldn't probably touch this. Okay, hands in pocket. You're right. I shouldn't even be. I shouldn't be breathing on this.

[Brett Toledo]

You have a shammy.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't know cars. I didn't even know cars did that. But it was. Yeah, it was some. It was some one of one, some sultan's car that he had specially designed. And yeah, and it was made just for him. I don't know why it was even there, but nobody bought that thing. And then the other ones, I started to think, what? And it was such a good scam because that thing in there, I'm like, wow. And then there was a brown one and I thought was actually ugly and it was 900 grand. And I'm like, that's pretty good deal. My brain changed. Like, hey, this one's under a million. I should consider, what am I doing here? I gotta get out of here.

[Brett Toledo]

I think one of the other cool things to do. And sometimes the line gets pretty long, but they have three car main. You know, the Toyota Tacoma this year, all stock trucks. It's a 4x4 ride that they.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, they'll let you do it. Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

And you get in the truck and they're like, nothing. This is right off the showroom. You buy this and you do a couple of jumps in it, and you're doing power slides. You're going up. It's a 4x4. I got.

[Brady Bogan]

You're jumping trucks.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, off the ground.

[Brett Toledo]

They have.

[Brady Bogan]

They have ramps.

[Brett Toledo]

They have two dirt ramps.

[Brady Bogan]

You go up.

[Brett Toledo]

God, you're probably doing about 15ft.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not doing that.

[Brett Toledo]

And I couldn't believe, you know, it was similar to the Robbie Gordon experience. Not. You're not on two wheels, but you.

[Brady Bogan]

How about that?

[Brett Toledo]

They're hitting it pretty heavy. And they're like, this is all stock.

[Brady Bogan]

Not doing that. I'll wreck that.

[Brett Toledo]

Then you can drift in a Toyota Supra or Chart Dodge Charger.

[Brady Bogan]

And they do a. That's the far east part of the tent.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, it's outside.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a lot of Asian guys out there just drifting. I don't understand drifting. I know Mexicans love donuts in the middle of intersections.

[John Holmberg]

Well, let's get away from the cops.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. I don't know what it is that happens. Like, they'll just all get out.

[Brett Toledo]

And then the drifting bowling that we get video.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's what I'm saying. That's a. That's very. It's heavy Hispanic. And then Asians just love the slide racing. Just wrecks tires. I'll never understand drift racing. The first time I saw it, it was just loud. It's neat. And then I'm like, I don't think I ever want to watch this again. This is dumb.

[Brett Toledo]

Mustang dark horse. You can take a ride in that.

[Brady Bogan]

That's kind of cool. I don't know. Not much on this thing. Save the ticket for somebody who's, like, really into it. Because I would. I'd be. I get mall legs. I think I better stay away from it. It's pretty neat. The other thing I did mention a second ago, it's happening. The one. I don't care where you are with politics. It's my dream and has been since. I don't know, I was probably about 20 years old working at a restaurant even earlier than that. Getting rid of change. The biggest. It costs 2.93 cents to make a penny. But you know what?

[Brett Toledo]

The crazy part, it's gone up.

[Brady Bogan]

It's only $200 million a year to make the pennies That's a lot of pennies. But just kill it. It's three sentence. So they're so Elon Musk in his salute. Maybe getting rid of the penny. And I don't care. He can have some Nazi ways if he gets rid of change. Change was the worst idea ever. Hate change.

[Brett Toledo]

Nobody wants it.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody's ever been happy when they're handed coins. Nobody wants it. And I mean, last night I watched five minutes of Gutfeld and Jim Norton was on there and that's why I was watching. And he's brought up a point. He goes, nobody ever talks about. Like everybody's all worried about COVID and germs and stuff. Nobody thinks about how filthy. Where have these things been in people's butts, stomachs, mouths. Babies touch them like there's gunk on pennies. And I hate change so much. So there's a good chance that in the next four years we're done with change. Nobody uses it. If you have it and you're trying to break it out, you're a jerk.

[John Holmberg]

There's nothing worse than walking past the line at the Coin Star machine.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like, oh, where are those? Like those disappear. We don't have Coin Stars as much. They used to be everywhere. And it used to be something. You just try to get rid of your Walmart. Oh, are they really?

[John Holmberg]

I haven't seen packing tape the other day and I was like, oh, yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Most grocery stores still have.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. I've not been a grocery store in two years. I have it. Nobody's delivering my Coin Stars. Once they started delivering groceries, I was like, I never have to go there again. Yeah, but change has got to be stopped. And if that's the first thing they cut out, like even a nickel, you can't make anyone happy flicking them a nickel. It's an insult. You give me a nickel for anything. It's an insult. Nobody wants that.

[John Holmberg]

Old people at restaurants throwing down. They have their coffee and bagel and it's like 75 cents tip.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like really round. You cheap up. Quarters are meh. Round up. Well.

[Brett Toledo]

And I think a lot of that happens though. Like if you buy something and there's like 47 cents change either put it in the plastic donation box, I say keep it. Or just. That's what I'm saying.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I just leave it. Leave it. Yeah. I don't reach into that bin of grubby booger poop hands and scratch out my 17 cents in that machine that rolls out. No, that's yours. And nobody's like, I'm not going after that stuff. I use paper money.

[Brett Toledo]

Before I check out, I comb all of them.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's proof. Here's proof. I have friends that do that. Here's proof that change doesn't matter. I have friends who start their year and they walk, they always walk looking down. And they go on a lot of trips and like all over the United States and they pick up every coin they see. And it's kind of a game they play, like off the ground and stuff. And one year they got close to like $2,000. It was Chicago. And cities are in there like before the end of the year. They're like, people just throw it on the ground and if you don't pay attention. And they're looking for it now, it's like it's everywhere. And they got this huge money and they took a trip.

[Brett Toledo]

It's definitely. You don't have changes often, but I had a big jar and you know, by the end of the year that would always fill up.

[Brady Bogan]

It's probably, yeah, $43. Oh, my dad used to do that. He had this snoopy bank and it would full of change and he's like, you kids want to roll this and take it to the bank, you can have it. And so we'd crack that dog open and we'd shake out all that change. And my sister and I would split like 28 bucks. The thing was 60 pounds of pennies, nothing in it.

[John Holmberg]

But back then, I mean, change was everywhere.

[Brady Bogan]

I was, Yeah, I was four years old. 23 bucks meant something to me. But it was also 1976 when $4 actually got you stuff. Change has to go. And that is.

[Brett Toledo]

Look, it used to be in the Easter eggs when we'd do the hunt.

[Brady Bogan]

The worst Easter eggs you found, the ones would change. And what was the one you wanted? The dollar.

[Brett Toledo]

So then my dad then made it a treasure hunt, right? It was just one big jug. Then we would split it three ways.

[Brady Bogan]

Garbage. You wanted the paper money three ways. The change ones.

[John Holmberg]

Oh well, I'd let them go search for it. Split it anyway at the end of the day.

[Brady Bogan]

We did that at the. At the Swedish festival.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh no, you pinched out Y.

[Brady Bogan]

There was the Swedish festival and the Holmberg family reunion in Mount Jewett, Pennsylvania. And they had a hay. Big piles of hay and all the kids could get in there and you'd dig out these prizes and people would shake them change and just chuck them aside because there was a ten dollar bill in one of them. So and that was, oh, my God, one of us is gonna walk out of here with a sawbox. This is gonna be the great. Throw it out. And then some other kid in the back, like the. The one industrious Holmberg, would be like, I'm taking all the ones they don't want. And he probably made more than 10 bucks. Half dollar. Oh, you were like, king of the world. You walked out with a half dollar. But now it's dumb. Change has to go.

[John Holmberg]

The worst was, remember, Remember you get the old people at Halloween and they'd have the bucket of pennies that they would just throw in your bag.

[Brett Toledo]

You know what?

[Brady Bogan]

The old lady, that would take the time to go to, like, you know, Michael's and buy a little mesh bag and put a bow around it and wrap up, like 11 pennies. And the only thing that happened to her is her passenger windows got broken out by the older kids that chuck pennies on her car. No more change. And if you're a person who was like, I like change, then you're a cheap son of a bitch. Nobody wants change. And if you ever even reach in your pocket and go, here, I got the rest of this.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there's nothing worse than being at the store. The old guy pulls out his little change purse, a little rubber change purse.

[Brady Bogan]

75 cents, round down or round up, and get rid of it. But that's gonna be huge. And if they get rid of coins, you will see no one happier than me. I hate change. Hate it. It's the dumbest thing ever. And it's pointless. Especially now with our phone.

[Brett Toledo]

It even bums you out when you go through it. You're like, man, once you get the quarters, then the rest, you're like someone else. Count that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Somebody brought up the argument when I was reading about it yesterday. So I'm like, this is great. They're like, well, how will we. Everything will be charged to the dollar then. Like, no, it won't. You're using your phone and credit cards most of the time. They can say whatever number they want. You're not actually paying with any currency. You're giving them the I'll pay you later card or your phone. And they can charge 47 cents for something still. It doesn't mean we need to actually tangibly have 47 cents for the French Revolution.

[Brett Toledo]

Still charging for that a few years.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. And for your phones in the 1890s, the Spanish American War, 1812 tax, they had a. You know. Yeah. And even if irs. If I. Few years ago, I'm down to the penny on all my stuff on taxes. And my tax guys are like, what are you doing? Just make it even.

[Brett Toledo]

Round it up.

[Brady Bogan]

Zeros. Put zeros on there. Yeah. Figure this out. It'll balance itself. Nobody's fighting you on this. Unless you've got, you know, couple hundred thousand dollars of change discrepancy, and you're not gonna. Change sucks. So. Yeah, I'm so happy about that. That was like such a joyful thing. This guy says, gonna sound disgusting, but when I did closing shift at the car wash, we'd empty out the vacuum collectors onto a tarp and pick out all the change we'd sucked up. One of our managers made 4,000 after sifting it four or five nights a week. It only takes an hour of your time by the end of the day. Kiefer.

[John Holmberg]

Four or five grand. That's kind of heavy.

[Brady Bogan]

It's heavy, but you got to go through all that.

[Brett Toledo]

That's a lot of suck.

[Brady Bogan]

Hair and glop and God knows what's been shooting through that vacuum just to get some dirty change. Now, four grand, if you can promise me at the end, I'm gonna get four grand. And that's a lot of four or five an hour a day. Four or five days a week. For how long before you get to a thousand? Probably fly four or five months. That's. Yeah, it's too much. My time's more valuable than that.

[John Holmberg]

A Jew that hates change, it just wants it rounded up. Typical.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm a Jew who likes it. The old Stu, the old way, starting about 1950. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not interested in any of that. I'd say get rid of the dollar. I say get rid of paper money. Just end it. If it costing us that much to print it and make it. Just end it. We don't need it anymore. What about the people in the poor areas? They can't afford. Well, that's not my problem. They should probably step it up, get a job. There's homeless with QR codes. There's a dude down on 7th Street's got a sign with a QR code. Any bit helps you set up a QR code.

[Brett Toledo]

Venmo.

[Brady Bogan]

He's Venmo. They have a. They have. I did. That was it 15 years ago. Maybe even longer than that. When Larry and I made that joke when those things you plug in your phone, the sliders.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That you can plug in and charge people. And we had Charlie. And we were gonna have Charlie do the whole bit where he stood outside and begged for money. I'm like, all I have is a card. And he goes, no, I have a car. I have the Cube. And so he did it and it got canceled. And then he has to call on your phone, your credit card. So we're gonna do this big long bit. Somebody's done it since, but it was Larry. And I had that thing all mapped out. Charlie was not as good an actor as you'd have thought. No. Get up in your brain. It worked outside of it. It was just like, you gotta drive around with Charlie for a while. That had to be 20 years ago. Get rid of it all. I love the credit card. I love the idea of the phone. This is the best thing in the world. Tap in your credit card or your phone up against a box. And having to go. And it's done. Glorious. And with this entire group of people that have been elected in being so crypto heavy, the next thing to go are credit cards. Eventually it's not. It's going to be a while because they're so. But that's it. We don't need any of this stuff anymore. I can't get credit cards. My credit's terrible. I have to do cash only. Well, that's going to be the new ebt. If you break out cash, it's going to be like, oh, you're not one of us. You can get a debit card.

[Brett Toledo]

How many times you go there? That sometimes I can't break that. I don't have the cash to.

[Brady Bogan]

Good.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Who's breaking one? I like. I actually, I got. I was tired of it for a while and then now I love it when places are like, we're a cash free environment. The only place cash needs to happen and it really doesn't is Vegas. Load up a card for me. I'm fine with that. The problem with that is you lose one card and it's worth. But it's traceable. That's glorious. To Elon. And you can't see me do it. I give you one big Elon salute for the change thing. Great job. He didn't do himself any favors with his explanation of the salute. He's been. He won't shut up about it. And he's. He started to do some like Nazi quotes as a joke online for it. And I'm like this Asperger's thing, you better lean pretty heavy on that because this is not. You are not doing yourself favors. And it's making everybody crazy. But he gets rid of change and I'll give him a couple more Nazi salutes because that's a great move. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? This Friday continues on 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KVP. Wake up, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. Hi, I'm Diane Fisher from Fisher Tools. From our humble beginnings in 1964 at the Phoenix park and swap to our 4 acre campus located just south of Tempe marketplace off the 202emmeclintock, Fisher Tools has been building the valley for over 60 years. Come check us out and browse our huge selection of tools and anything you need to do the job right. We carry Milwaukee, DeWalt, Makita, Proto and so much more. We're also [e-mail] KUPD listeners will receive 10% off their order when you mention this ad. Fish are tools. If we don't have it, we can't sell it. This is Michael with Restore My Civil Rights. I made a lot of poor decisions in my past that had lifelong consequences. After I was released from prison for the last time in 2014, I discovered the process to have my convictions dismissed and all of my rights restored, including my Second Amendment rights. Since achieving this for myself in 2018, our attorney has assisted over 3,000 others in doing the same. If you are still living under the consequences of past mistakes and would like to restore your rights as I have, visit restoremycivilrights.com and book a free consultation today.

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[Brady Bogan]

You thought that was funny?

[Brett Toledo]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Brady Bogan]

What the hell is wrong with you? It was balls to the wall. That was the way. All right. There you go. Thank you very much. Miles to nowhere. People are, you know, back and forth. Typical Jew. Hates change and wants everything rounded up except for when he pays. All right, calm Down. All I said was no more change. Change. I'm loving. I'm loving that idea. That's. I'm honestly. Gets me thrilled. Totally excited about it. I think it's great. I hate change. I hate people who I don't even like. You. If you like change, I think I'm going to just go that. You get into a certain age bracket, your 30s, you get rid of cousins and ancillary former friends. You see maybe once a year, 40s, you start looking at direct family that you don't like. Start getting rid of them in your 50s, you stop. You start hating people based on one simple thing. Oh, this guy likes change. I'll never talk to him again.

[Brett Toledo]

So you're out on the coin show that's coming up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. Who wants to hang around those people that are like. Like, jerk off to change? They're not even like, look, if I found a rare coin, that's something like doubloons are impressive because. And here's the thing. You ban the penny. You get rid of it. Guess. Suddenly what has tons of value. The penny. If we stop making them now, they're going to.

[Brett Toledo]

Actually, that's what I was picturing, like a value you years down the line because you find like a Caesar Augustus coin from.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. I'm not saying throw your pennies away if you got them. Leave them in the bottom of your sock drawer where they somehow end up anyway. And then, yeah. 40 years from now when you know you're 110 and you're scooping up pennies worth something, now it's a 1991.

[John Holmberg]

Or in the center console of your car where you just clean it out once you're.

[Brady Bogan]

What is all this? And it's stuck. Yeah. You have to go get some sort of Palmolive to unstick the penny from the. And it's not cuz you want the penny so bad. No, it's because it's mucking up your cup holder. Yeah, I love that. And the other thing that they got going on right now is the JFK stuff, which I think jfk, Martin Luther King and rfk. All those files, Trump's just like, release them. Let him release the hounds. I'm like, whoa. And here's the problem with that to me. And I'm one of them. We've juiced ourselves up so much for that to be such a story that I hate to break it to you as a guy who loves the idea of Kennedy being a conspiracy. I've been in that. I've been in that window A lot of you have to up the sixth floor museum in Dallas. I've stood at Dealey Plaza. They'll have you believe it's impossible. I felt fairly confident I could make those shots standing up there. I'm not much of a shot, bolt action or otherwise. You show me how to work a bolt action once and say, stand in this window and shoot a guy, he's going to be going seven miles an hour for. I'd have gotten a couple off, too. So I think the whole JFK thing isn't going to be, did this one dude do it alone? Will there be second? I think we're going to be. Ultimately, we're going to be super disappointed in that. It was just one guy because my, my, my conspiracy for the JFK assassination is it was supposed to drive us crazy. It was just one guy, but one thing that the people who put it together knew. The world will not accept a loner shaking up the planet because he felt like it. They won't. We can't accept a single human being. It makes us feel so fragile that the world leader is one nut bag's day away from, you know, making Russia more powerful than us, China, whatever. One guy can change the planet. I don't think any of us want to believe that. It has to be bigger. You can't take out the most powerful man in the world just because you're up in a book depository being a solo nutbag. But I think that's what happened. I do think he had influence from people that we don't know, and that'll cut out. But the JFK thing, I think, will be ultimately unsatisfying. What I don't want to happen is to find out the government was behind Martin Luther King's assassination. Because if you thought the summer of 2020 was bad, wait till they find out that, you know, Nixon, Kennedy, all of them were in on getting rid of MLK in his big mouth. Oh, my. And my guess is it would more likely be governors in Georgia and politicians down there that were really super aware of what James Earl Ray was about to do.

[John Holmberg]

It's just weird, though, that's taken him this long to how many presidents we've been through.

[Brady Bogan]

But that, to me, is by design to keep us again. The whole point, if you ever, if you ever even read the Cliff Notes of the Art of War, is to make sure your opponent is bickering with themselves. You plant that seed and divide them. Divide and conquer is very real. And they do it to us constantly over weird little stuff. Abortion. Abortion shouldn't be this crazy every time it's brought up. We can't talk about these things. They're fine talking about, like the people in charge aren't having these debates on something. It's 50 something years of abortion being a thing. Because they love that we bicker about. They thought they were gonna get us with gay marriage. And we shockingly all just went, who cares? I don't want to think about it. That's gross. Most of us said that because it is kind of gross when you think about it. You know, you're trying to have lunch, you don't want to sit and think about chocolate lebarons and stuff like that. It's just not a thing. So, yeah, the whole country, I think they tried to get us on that. And did you see the pivot, by the way, how fast it went from gay marriage into trans rights? That wasn't even a thing in 2008. And suddenly they're like, they don't care about gay marriage. We need a new thing. And then they started to just throw that at us. And it was immediate, like division, like we hate and it's still going on. So to me, that's why they, that's one of the biggest reasons they don't like Trump and all that stuff is because he's going to take away our bickering points, at least, you know, internally, or try to, but it'll just create more. I think the MLK thing will piss people off. JFK will disappoint rfk.

[Brett Toledo]

But the JFK thing, your theory, I'm saying it's just a one man acting alone.

[Brady Bogan]

It is.

[Brett Toledo]

Why, why would you, why would they confuse it then? Why do they want it to be the conspiracy theory?

[Brady Bogan]

Because they were in control of the. You control the information, you control the population. So if you obviously have, have cloudy information, we make up our own stories. We prove that every time. And they didn't have, they didn't count on the video.

[Brett Toledo]

A lot of those conspiracy theories are put out by. In the past. We find out it's completely controlled.

[Brady Bogan]

The best conspiracy theory ever is one you don't put out that, that we do it for you. We did all the work for him, by the way. We. I wasn't alive then, but talking to people who were totally fine with the story for nine years. And then the Warren Commission was like, there's something happened here that we don't know. Like some of the stuff started to leak out and then that's a Pruder film got to the public and nobody saw the Zapruder film till like 1975. You forget it was 12 years after it happened. Do you imagine not seeing one of the planes go into the World Trade center until 2015? And you just, you'd buy the story because there was no reason not to. And then you see. And like, wait a minute, that's not what we were told. None of this is what we were told. And so now you've got a conspiracy that builds off that. But people were questioning it. But then that tape came out. I don't think JFK is like completely cut and dry. Lee Harvey did it alone, but I think he was the only shooter, like they've tested and tried and tested and tried. He's the only one who that could be.

[Brett Toledo]

But it definitely was.

[Brady Bogan]

There's something.

[Brett Toledo]

There's something there.

[Brady Bogan]

The COVID up of it all.

[Brett Toledo]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Seem like we'll get through this. It was a lone nut. They'll buy the story. And then that tape came out.

[John Holmberg]

John gun guy here. It's not that the shooter couldn't have made the shot. It's the ballistics of the bullet they found.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that, and then there's that too. Because that is another. Like it's. What do they call it, a red herring that they threw out there. Like, hey, by the way, it didn't come out again until 1970 from the Warren Commission. The magic bullet. That really wasn't what the movie told us. It was a pristine bullet, but it definitely had some hits in it. The car that they were riding in was a jump seat. So for the magic, there was no magic bullet. The way that Oliver Stone and Kevin Costner told you. Governor, Connolly and Kennedy were sitting about eight, nine inches aside from. Yeah, so the, well, the front seat was over from the back seat because those. I didn't even know what a jump seat was until they explained that. And I'm like, so the bullet would have gone straight through Kennedy and into Connolly. It was a straight shot because they weren't sitting directly in front of. And behind there was a little bit of a. I think it was eight inches. He was over to the right. Which is a perfect explanation of one blowing through Kennedy and knocking into the hand of that guy and burying itself in his knee. Again, maybe I'm wrong and it is part of the conspiracy to have somebody say it is kind of what they said happened. Now the other stuff isn't the COVID up. Watch the Pat Tillman documentary. The whole thing is about selling us a story and then realizing and putting it upon the general Public to say we don't believe you. Show us the papers and then they'll show them to you. They're all redacted. If you watch the Pat Tillman documentary when the family of Pat Tillman says give us the, give us the report and it shows up and it is about 25 Manhattan phone book sized folders and they're. Every line is redacted. It is just black boxes where the words are. And like none of it's been released to the public. Go ahead, figure it out. And they dared Pat Tillman's mom. Go ahead. Evidently there's redaction experts. There's guys who can read a document to know what's in and out of it. And they figured it out and went back to them and said we know what happened and told them word for word. So then they had that emergency meeting.

[John Holmberg]

And that's probably what's going to happen with this. There's going to be so much blacked out stuff on there.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it's gone. Well, that's what he's taken out. You're allowed to look at the files now.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no, no. I mean with the jfk.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I'm saying right now. You can see the files but the, the stuff that hasn't been released to the public is all blacked out. You're never going to take the time to try to figure out what that is ever. Somebody will, but now they don't have to. So they've never been able to do it because there's certain things that they can't release that are, you know, there's.

[John Holmberg]

Still something weird there.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, oh, it's not normal, but.

[John Holmberg]

I miss Jack Ruby was such a fan of Kennedy that he decided to kill Oswald.

[Brady Bogan]

It was.

[Brett Toledo]

And if it wasn't like you're saying one person, you know, I guess again it comes back to the shooting.

[Brady Bogan]

He was the shooter.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, but they're covering something up.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not saying that the thing was on the up and up and as simple as that. I'm saying that we're waiting for triangulation. We had snipers here, we had guys. It was one dude up in that window plugging away, making a mess of the shot hitting, you know, fourth shot hits the. There's a bullet hole in the road. Right. He missed. He, he's just pumping and throwing, you know, and it's not that far. Was there a cover up after? Absolutely. But I think it was more. I think that one's going to be a little disappointing. I think we want Kennedy's thing to be this huge. Like, I knew it. And, you know, Sinatra was in on it. Marilyn Monroe. We want all the celebrities. We want that thing to be massive. And it's not going to be. Mlk, I think, has more legs to. Oh, my God, who was behind this and who. Who knew and who was, like, totally fine with what was going on? You know, it. That one is the scary one, because that would be like. That's fuel on a fire. You're gonna. You know, all the racism and stuff that built up to why he was even talking. And you know what? It also could be with mlk nobody likes to talk about. Somebody paid Lee Harvey Oswald because MLK was banging his wife, because he had a little problem with that. Nobody talks about that with Martin. And he had a little thing going on the sign every once in a while. He had a little woman thing. Wasn't like, you know, Gandhi. Gandhi banged everybody. Martin would, you know, dabble. You never know. So you find out. It's just a. Basically a. An ID channel special. I don't. Those are. The scary one, to me is mlk, rfk. I don't think anybody really cares about. And that's probably the dirtiest of all of them. Robert Kennedy's, like, the filthiest assassination of all of them, which is.

[John Holmberg]

That was a mob thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Just a mob thing. I mean, it's a complete and utter.

[John Holmberg]

Going against the Teamsters and Hoffa and it.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, Hoffa and. And he was going after the FBI. I mean, he had all the guys.

[John Holmberg]

And Hoffa disappeared after that.

[Brady Bogan]

There were plenty of dudes that that whole family had pissed off that went way back. I mean, it might have even gone back to, like, you know, the dad of the Kennedys. That was like, we're killing your kids. You keep putting them in. In front of us. We're going to keep shooting them. It's weird, but they're releasing that. It is fascinating, and who knows what the reality is? It is super fascinating. But I have a feeling that the JFK thing's going to be sort of a nothing burger. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think that is a nothing burger. And I think that, you know, the control.

[Brett Toledo]

So much to comb through.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. But when they say control the information, control the population, the one thing they thought they were in control of went sideways when we had some dude home movie and the assassination they didn't count on. So. And again, they're the ones in control of what comes out in that report. But we will see some. You Know some people who testified in their words that have never been. It's interesting, but the one, yeah, the one that's just cut and dry hit is rfk. And that's like a no brainer. Like that to me is like a no brainer. That was a complete hit job, almost poorly choreographed to have him shuttled through an unsecure kitchen. And again, the one thing that nobody ever pays attention to with jfk. It's the only assassination in the history of man that no one has taken credit for, ever. Most of the time there's a big proclamation after a guy gets shot. Nobody runs from an assassination of a political leader. We always know who did it. We know what group was behind it. They want you to know, like they made a statement. Nobody ever took credit for it. Which usually is a mob thing. The mob didn't want. They just wanted to do it. So it's. It's an interesting thought, but they're gonna. I don't know when that comes in, like he's doing it, he signed it. Right? So when is it like available?

[John Holmberg]

It's probably gonna still go through the courts and everything.

[Brady Bogan]

I have no idea how that works. Executive orders just happen, right? Like that's that day. But I don't know. I don't even know where that's.

[John Holmberg]

How many fights are, you know? I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you know where to get it? Toledo's running in here. Where do you go? Yeah.

[Adam Ferrara]

So what I had heard on the news was it goes to the Department of Justice right now. And they sift through it a little bit. Not to redact it, but just they have to make sure everything before they release it. So they said two months tops.

[Brady Bogan]

Two months. You can. Everybody can do it. Yep. And as interested as I am, if I saw that many words, I'll just. I'll just wait. I'll just wait for AI to tell me what happened. Let something. I'm not reading that. Jay up at Zaxical Black was telling me about a very interesting book about Meyer Lansky and stuff. Sounded amazing. And how the mob influenced politics and this and that. And he goes, oh, you gotta read it. And I'm like, that sentence right there.

[Adam Ferrara]

You got the ChatGPT app. Have it summarize it.

[Brady Bogan]

First off, that's the only thing I'll do. And the summaries are a little long. I gotta be honest. They are.

[Adam Ferrara]

You can have them read it to you.

[Brady Bogan]

I know, but then there's some guy reading in a room and that's the last thing I Want to hear I don't like reading. I don't like reading.

[Adam Ferrara]

You can choose the voice. Make Dua Lipa read it.

[Brady Bogan]

Just make a movie, for Christ's sake. Give me two hours of entertainment. Something visual. I'm not reading it.

[John Holmberg]

Call Scorsese up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. If Scorsese does it, I give you an extra 45 minutes. 245. I'm staying. You get to three hours and it's not a good story.

[Adam Ferrara]

You think Oliver Stone gets a second crack?

[Brady Bogan]

No, he's crazy. But I just. Yeah, I don't like reading. I don't like being read too. I like short blippy. Hey, that's interesting. And then I kind of make my own story up after that. I do a lot of fan fiction on reading like this. Seems fun. I'm gonna take it a new direction and do my own. I'll get to my own ending.

[Brett Toledo]

Where were we wrong over all these things?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, cut to the chase. There's nothing worse than when you crack open a story that's got a great headline and then it, you know, the first thing is in 1943 and they start talking about the birth of the guy. You're gonna. I'm like, no, no, no. When did he bang the chick and get killed? Like, I don't care about the inclusion. I don't want backstory. In conclusion, we figured out, I'll take the one. Like they can break down on the. That's wise. Because on ID Network and Dateline, they can break down a 20 year investigation in 45 minutes. That's perfect for a dummy like me. I'm borderline retarded. I can almost. It isn't that I can't read. I'm a good reader. I just can't focus that long. Like 10, 8, 10, 12 pages in. I'm like, I don't know what I've been reading. I gotta go back and start over and I'm just wasting my time. Make a movie of it. Make a movie. And that's because school and all you teachers, movies.

[Brett Toledo]

Tough enough watching. I can't imagine reading Game of Thrones.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, and. And that was. I always yelled at, he's different than the books. And I'm like, no, no, you're an idiot. You wasted your time reading that not knowing they were going to do the Game of Thrones the way they did. And they made it good. And you have to justify the time wasted reading those stupid stories by saying it's better than what you're watching. Because if you told me I read all those books, but nowhere near as good as the movie. Nobody ever says that. No one ever says that. Because it would then negate the hours spent reading when somebody else put it to, like, let. Screw your imagination. Watch this. You can't convince me at all that there's been one book better than the movie and tell me that the book's good. I'm convinced immediately that if they can't make a good movie out of your book your book wasn't very good to begin with. With it's.

[John Holmberg]

It's the details.

[Brett Toledo]

Two different. We don't need movies.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's the one in your imagination.

[Brett Toledo]

And then the one.

[Brady Bogan]

And usually my imagination misses out on special effects and background shots and love scenes and. Plus, I don't ever have to put the movie down and get back to it tomorrow because I'm falling asleep. My eyes hurt. No, it's perfect. Movies are perfect if you've got a good book.

[Brett Toledo]

We only do that if we're binging for a while.

[Brady Bogan]

You got a good book, you can turn it into a good movie. I learned that when I was young. Old Yeller. Had to read it. Crying my eyes out. Amazing. Saw the movie and I'm like, why didn't you just show me this? This cut out the parts I didn't like. This is outstanding. To Kill a Mockingbird. There's a whole two chapters about Dill, the neighbor. Zip that out. Good edit. And then it's not in the movie. Dill shows up for a few minutes in the movie. He's kind of funny in the book for a second because you think it's going somewhere. And then the little effort leaves. He goes home, like at the end.

[Brett Toledo]

I didn't miss the details about Dill.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't miss Dill at all. He was kind of a cute little hound. I'm in town for summer. Dill's the idiot neighbor that they goofed around with. The nerd. And he's there for 10 minutes of the movie because he's gotta be, because he's crucial to the. But then by the time school starts, he goes back home. He comes. I think he might have been gay. He lives with. He was Truman Capote, actually, because it was Harper Lee's good friend. And Truman, kind of based on him, shows up a little bit effeminate. He pops by, wears his aunt's clothes every once in a while in the summer and then has to go home.

[John Holmberg]

Twinking around.

[Brady Bogan]

He twinks around. Okay, he's twinking around. That was a counting crow's Song this day and I'm sober. Yeah, I don't. I don't. You can't convince me. Readers, I. I admire you, but you're wasting your time. They make it. They made it easier. You know what? That's. To me, readers are the same people that wouldn't buy cars when they first invented cars. I'll take my horse. A horse is good. I like a good feeling of a strong, powerful animal down between my legs that I can control. This automobile is. It's too cold. It's better not. People that take the bus rather than draw, fly. Nobody's doing that. That's. The bus is reading. The flying is the movie. We'll get to the same destination. I can get you there in three hours. You want to take that bus? Gonna take a couple days. I like a bus. I like a nice bus ride. I can see more of the country. Like, you're wasting your life. They made a movie of it.

[John Holmberg]

Go taking a train.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll take a train. And then you get to. You get to experience things you'd never see. Like, I don't need to see any of that stuff. The plane will shoot me right over there.

[Brett Toledo]

You only sit next to that stranger for two hours. I want a full 19 hours.

[Brady Bogan]

I want a full night to Want a bathroom that everyone can smell for days on end. That's good. That's reading to me. Reading is like, what are you doing? You know, they made a movie. Movie's never as good as the book. It's almost always as good as the book, if not better. Cause you know why? I am out of there in two hours. Two hours? Yeah. The Game of Thrones people. You're the ones who got screwed the hardest because you read those in Lord of the Rings people. And then Peter Jackson goes out and makes a masterpiece out of that crap.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think a masterpiece.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I hated it. But for the people who liked reading it, oh, man, they probably were pretty pissed off when they. When it showed up. Pretty awesome. When they're like, only orcs looking better than my brain made them. That's pretty neat. Damn it. Gandalf is cool. My Gandalf was short. And they made this perfect visual. And all the people that read it are like, I wasted years of my life trying to decipher what the was being written here. Tolkien. Firing off fake words, making up golems. I like amazing. I struggled to understand Led Zeppelin songs because they had mentioned Tolkien.

[Brett Toledo]

I didn't even know that until later. I'm like, what?

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't either. I was probably like 20. And I'm like, oh, Gollum was in the Led Zeppelin mention. I thought they were high. As high as Mother. Oh, he was.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't even know.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

I was this.

[Brady Bogan]

Today's the evil world. Wow. Stepped up and crept away with her. Robert Plant was a massive Tolkien fan. Gollum's mentioned in it was that sometimes I get so tired. Ramble on, ramble on.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I have less respect for him now.

[Brady Bogan]

Read the lyrics. There's a load of it about Lord of the Rings. I'm with Brady growing up. I'm like, what the is a golem?

[Brett Toledo]

I didn't even know that he was saying I made up, you know?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Brett Toledo]

My lyrical hearing.

[Brady Bogan]

I think I said golly for 25 years. And golly.

[Brett Toledo]

And I got him.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. It didn't matter. I didn't know what a Gollum was. I wasn't a nerd.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know Robert Plant was that much of a nerd.

[Brady Bogan]

I was playing sports and. And I wasn't getting women, but I was looking at them. I didn't have time to read that garbage. And in my brain as a young man age. Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

They turned Paige into the Black magic guy. And I think it was more on the loader stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Doofus. And how do you even in a band? How high do you have to be in a band when your lead singer comes back? And hey, Robert, what the is a golem? It's a talking book. All right. How you plan on getting that in there?

[Brett Toledo]

You'll see. You find out. It's just actually a page out of the.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Because they stole everything.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I was just gonna say the same thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah, we got the music.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I ain't reading. I ain't reading, and I ain't done. So there goes both your arguments. Not the smartest man in the world. But I can keep up with most conversations. Get into quantum physics and some deep geopolitical stuff, and I'm gonna check out. But I can keep up with a lot of stuff. And I don't read. I read little. I read appropriate amounts of things to read, you know, takes me about two or three. My favorite thing the Internet ever did. I got a sneeze. Hang on.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, but that's the problem on the reading side. But when you talk about, I think the. The movie gap with, you know, again, I say, like, younger generation. There's certain movies like To Kill a Mockingbird, whether. Whether you're going over the book in class, I don't know. If they do that anymore.

[Brady Bogan]

The book.

[Brett Toledo]

You see the movies like that? God, I hope they don't.

[Brady Bogan]

They tried to punish you for watching the movie. They tried to punish it. You watch a movie? Well, no, because. Because the test was just to prove you read it.

[Brett Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

And so the test had stuff that wasn't in the movie. You're like, damn it, there's a character named George. I have to. I'm gonna get an F on this one because I did watch To Kill a Mockingbird was great. When I found out To Kill a Mockingbird was a movie, my mom told me, oh, the movie's amazing. There's a movie and VHS was invented. I'm like, this is going in the garbage. And then my To Kill a Mockingbird copy, pristine by the end.

[John Holmberg]

Didn't even crack the bottom.

[Brady Bogan]

You didn't have to look to see who read the book and who watched the movie. Walk by the desks and see the. You know those girls who fold it up and the edges. It looks like it's 80 years old. Mine had the price tag. I think it was still wrapped. It's in the cellophane. John, are you reading it? I know everything about it. Scout, Jim, Tom Robinson. What do you want to know? Ella May got, you know, maybe, maybe not. Raped by Tom. Not sure yet. Not up to that part. According to you. I'm not. I've seen it all. I know how it ends. But I'm just going to go with what you. Where you are. Chapter A day. Chapter day. This takes two weeks. I watched that thing one night. I think I got a B. I was comfortable with that. There's certain parts I missed because Dill evidently runs around the field for a while in the book. Who cares? And like an Old Yeller. I didn't need to know that much about Aralis, the little brother. Cut those out. They did the movie. Let's get to the hydrophobia. Let's have that. That pig at that javelina attacked Old Yeller, but he fought him off so the boys could live. And then, you know, and then. And then the bear. That was scary. And then, of course, he got the hydrophobia from the pigs and they had to shoot him.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you know way too much about that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, because I saw the movie.

[Brett Toledo]

Got nothing on our list.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that was the brother. Because you watched the movie, too. Yeah, if you read the book. And there was a funny. Remember the movie, by the way? There was a follow up book to Old Yellow called Little Arlis. Nobody knows about that because Arlis was a dumb Character. The spin off sucked.

[Brett Toledo]

And then he went on to hbo.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep. Then he was a sports agent for a while. Had a big story about a dog he was big tight on. Yeah, Arlis was Robert Wool as Arlis. Little Arlis. Travis was the Old Yeller's. You know, the teenage boy that ended up having to put the bullet in him.

[Brett Toledo]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, all the tears. I read the book and I was sad when I saw Travis put that gun in the yeller's face. You son of a bitch.

[Brett Toledo]

He's an egg sucker.

[Brady Bogan]

They've got. Yeah, he's Old Yeller egg sucker. They had to do something about killing him. But Jesus Christ, didn't anybody have any medicine for the hydrophobia?

[Brett Toledo]

Talking about the hydrophobia.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what they kept calling. He got the hydrophobic.

[Brett Toledo]

Shut up, Arlis.

[Brady Bogan]

My dog ain't sick of hydrophobia. Then he had to go take his dad's gun and put a bullet in his best friend. It's an American classic. Oh Jesus, Travis, don't do it. Let the dog out and run away. Bocce.

[Brett Toledo]

Get the hydrophobia.

[Brady Bogan]

They don't have rabies shots back then. Watch the. Watch the movie. Books are dumb. I'm the first to tell you and every. Every one of you teachers out there begging for more money and doing whatever. Be smart. The future is not in books. It hasn't been for years. The future is in video. Period. End of story. You're stupid students. The only thing they do with their time is watch 12 to 15 second movies of their. They don't even have the attention span to watch a two hour movie. Pretty soon that generation's gonna be telling me you watched a two and a half hour movie. Why? I watched the D'Amelos reenact it in 44 seconds. Oh yeah, that's probably good. Jake Paul and his brother did a vine on it years ago. Six seconds. I got the whole gist of it. I don't need all that crap. They say things that are horrible. And you know how I also know that book readers are dumb? Is because they made Karate Kid. It was a movie. I remember that. And then I remember going to school loving Karate Kid. I was. It was the Rocky for kids. Thought it was awesome. Didn't ever want to do karate because it did look. Still a little gay, but I. But still. There's too much dancing. So I go to school and this kid sitting next to me named Jared had the Karate Kid book. Like what? What are you doing? Oh, the books are almost always. Not when they make them after the movie. You're an idiot. What are they doing? They're getting more Miyagi than you need.

[John Holmberg]

So they put out the book after the movie.

[Brady Bogan]

They do that a lot. Well, they did. They used to back when. But books are all like book readers or. No, you're an idiot. Reading books. Gunking up your life with that. Reading books. Best thing on the Internet ever. You could click on an article and the top of the article said, should take you about 5 minutes to read this. Sometimes they'll put a little time on.

[John Holmberg]

There and even then, five minutes, like.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh Christ, do I have five minutes to even some movies I've seen?

[Brett Toledo]

And at the end they say based on a book. I'm like, who would read that book?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my buddy Colin, who used to be a movie reviewer, found. Found a movie yesterday. I've been talking to my friend Brian about this a couple days ago. Of old movies that you forgot about with people in it. But you're like, did this happen? There was a movie with Brooke Shields and Colin sent me the trailer of it yesterday. And Brooke Shields, by the way, this is another thing about 70s and 80s people forgot. Brooke Shields was naked in movies like a lot before she was 15. She was in that pretty darling Blue Lagoon. She was naked.

[John Holmberg]

How old was she then?

[Brady Bogan]

Like 14.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

And then they sexualized the hell out of Pretty darling, Pretty woman, something like Pretty ladies, something like that. Little, little, little babies. She's a prostitute. She's 12. And she's standing in a room totally naked while guys pick her. And then they take her another room and she has to scream out because they, they pop Susan Sarandon's in. It was a big deal. So there's a movie called Pretty baby. Pretty Baby, that's the one. Was it called Alice, Alice, sweet Alice. And then it turned into something else. The trailer yesterday. Colin said, this is how much time's changed since we were young. This is in our lifetime. The trailer starts with too old to play with dolls, too young to make love. And then they show a picture of her. She's 10.

[Brett Toledo]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

See if I can find it. It's awesome. It's sort of like a. A cheap version of the Exorcist. She just starts killing people. But a tenure. Could you imagine a movie with a 10 year old from Nick Nickelodeon? Too old to play with dolls, too young to make love. Dove Cameron is what people lose their quirks. Not. Not a. She was in a movie with George Burns called just you and me, kid.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Naked in the trunk of a car, running through his house after a shower, nude. Might have been 14, 15. Nobody said anything.

[Brett Toledo]

That's why that latest article, when she was talking about her. Her memoir, where the doctor's like, did you favor.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he tightened her up. This is. This is the beginning. Brook Shields in Holy Terror. Oh, they changed the name to Holy Terror. Alice was too old to play with dolls and too young to make love. Shields as you've never seen her before. She was too beautiful to play with boys and too young to play with men.

[John Holmberg]

My God.

[Brady Bogan]

Talking about is her hosing, guys. And because she's in this kind of ambiguous state of time, I might as well do some murdering since I can't bang older dudes and young guys don't have hair yet. It's the greatest. She just wears this one. So here's the thing about the movie that I don't know because I haven't seen it in the trailer. Brooke Shields is never in it. Just pictures of her, the person that's supposed to be Brooke Shields, is always in a mask. No more dolls. No more toys. Alice only plays with mortis. Oh, that's right. And I think John Fetterman's in it too. There's a couple of shots. Terrible. That was awful. It looks awful. But I. I'm dying to see it because any trailer that says, oh, wait, here's. That's not her.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, yes.

[John Holmberg]

Is she in the movie or just.

[Brady Bogan]

Pictures of her, like, story of unnatural love and unnatural death. The end line's big. The end line's incredible. It's Bad Exorcist. There's another picture of Brooke Shields. Brooke Shields in Holy. Listen there. It's too late for prayers, but too early to make love. I don't know why they. She's 10 when they made that. I love that.

[John Holmberg]

We gotta see if that's streaming.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, it's on Netflix.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it is.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. That's why Colin found. He goes, I saw this. He goes, tell me, what line stands out to you in the trailer? And I'm like, oh, too old for dolls. Too young to make love. Never ever a thought in my life that a girl goes through that transition. I hate these dolls. And I'd really love to get my honey hole filled, but I'm a little young for that, so I think I'll just kill some folks.

[Brett Toledo]

Wait, 10 is too old for dolls?

[Brady Bogan]

A little bit too old for dolls. You're starting to get into that phase where if you're playing with dolls, people look at you like, shouldn't you be thinking about making Love. Not yet, but the dolls are getting a little old. I'm pretty close to the other thing you're talking about. Yeah, it's great. That's a good one. It's gross. And then you see a picture of Brooke Shields today and you're like, I boned Bruce Jenner first.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Now, yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Bruce Jenner's a better looking 70 year old woman than Bruce.

[John Holmberg]

Michael Jackson ruined her.

[Brady Bogan]

And now. You know what? Wipe your face off. You're never gonna be the same again. You've wrecked me for all other men. I do that because I'm all man. Look like a vanilla swirl Pudding pop. Anyway, there is something that's grosser than that though was the story I saw yesterday where this dude's walking, he needs to be thrown in jail. Now, it's a double standard, there's no question. But there's this guy going around and if Jerry Springer was still around today, he'd be on there all the time. He's 43. His wife is 88. That is 45 years. Now I'm 52. That means if I went down this road, the girl I'm going to be in love with soon is seven right now.

[John Holmberg]

Whoa.

[Brady Bogan]

She was born in 2017. That's still playing with dolls, right? Yeah, yeah. She's got four more years until she's ready to make love and I'll be 60. Too old to play with dolls, too young to make love. That was quite a leap. I didn't see that. That she's five years away from her driver's license. Let's start there. But this guy's 43. He's like, I don't even notice an age difference. If you're a dude and you're with a woman in her 80s, even in your 40s, you're. It's the same as pedophilia to me. Oh, yeah, it's you. You need to go to jail and get taken out by the cholos because there's nothing about that that's natural or normal. No 88 year old wife woman should have to go through the pelvic destruction. That would be a 43 year old man's delivery. They're not built for it. She's got horrible osteoporosis. I'm sure of it. He was gentle. He's gay and he hasn't told his parents. There's no reason for a man to ever want to bone a woman 45 years older than him, ever. You can be one.

[John Holmberg]

How much cash does she have?

[Brady Bogan]

That's the One thing they never got into and I tried to it. She's 88. Adrian Narez and his wife Delia Luquez, now 88, met at an art exhibition back in 1998. So 27 years ago.

[Brett Toledo]

And what you're saying, there should be a law on that. But other. Other way around is fine.

[Brady Bogan]

Completely. She was 61, he was 18 when they met. This is the only woman he's ever been with. So he's wildly gay. Probably the church did a number on him and made it so we can't say that that and he got with this woman that he didn't have to have sex with because she's 61. You're not doing that and you're 18. They met at an art show. They've been together the whole time. So she got to play pretend that she had an 18 year old. Now 45. She stayed with him because it's always been a 45 year win for her. This thing just watched the horrors of aging. Hit that woman. 18 year old on a 61 year old. The bones would shatter if I was 18.

[Brett Toledo]

Wait a minute.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, come on, Brady. A 61 year old woman with all the. She's got to be drinking those. I see commercials. You're 55 now. You should probably get those bones. They have to take pills to keep their bones from going Caleb on them. Women's bones get weaker and weaker as they age.

[Brett Toledo]

They're passing all sorts of stuff at these 55 plus communities.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Because they're taking an appropriately aged pelvis. 18 year old pelvis. Smashing 61 year old pelvis. That's. That's a.

[Brett Toledo]

Sure.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a little harder. It's a sledgehammer to hang a picture Brady. It's not necessary. A 58 year old. Your pelvis going up against the 61 year olds. Appropriate. You're not putting her through the floor anymore. You're stuffing it. You're hoping to keep it in there. If it blops out again, it's probably not going back in. It's like putting muffins in a tiny uncooked.

[John Holmberg]

You're not, you're not going a little far here.

[Brady Bogan]

His Brady's thing is definitely like cracking open the Pillsbury and then trying to put it back together. Once it comes out, it's not going back in. You'd have an easy easier time squirting all the crest out onto a counter and then trying to put it back in the tube than Brady has trying to get his limp 60 year old dork into a girl. The way an 18 year old could. I'm not saying you can't do it. I'm saying compared to an 18 year old, you might as well have water down there. It is not even close to what they're pushing. 1861, it's a crime. 4588, it's a life sentence.

[Brett Toledo]

I know. One's a metal hammer, the other's a rubber mallet.

[Brady Bogan]

Nope. You're giving yourself too much credit. One's a hammer, the other is mayonnaise. It is the consistency of liquid at this point compared to the 18 year old thing that happens when you're 18 and you get one of those. You can hurt somebody. You're 60 now, a couple weeks from now, you don't remember it, but that thing's not. You're just happy. It sort of works. You think that it's doing its job because it's still. It sneaks in and kind of thank.

[Brett Toledo]

You for that time we had.

[Brady Bogan]

Right? And if he ever came back to life, he'd be like, I'm gonna kill somebody with this. I don't remember ever having one of these. You might as well use a femur compared to an 18 year old's. That's why they call it a boner, is because when you're young, it's like a bone. When you're your age, trust me, I noticed a difference. I took one Viagra once and realized, oh, welcome back to the party, old friend. Where have you been? I thought he was fine. It's a gradual decline. He's angry.

[Brett Toledo]

You want to get in your jeep and head to the salt river?

[Brady Bogan]

No, it doesn't make me younger. It made me sad. It made my brain go, oh, this is what I used to be like. I am a worthless man now.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Billy, Billy, Billy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. When I was young. You remember when you were young? Brett, I'm not gonna talk to Brady about this because when you were younger, you ever remember, like lube or spit or anything like that?

[John Holmberg]

I didn't need it.

[Brady Bogan]

The thing would go through a wall. You didn't need it. Now you gotta get. You know, you gotta go to Home Depot before, get some DIY products and squirt this around here, because I'm not. It's not really that. I need some help because otherwise it bends. You can fold it in half. Sometimes you gotta put your fingers on the side. There's nothing about shoehorn right in there. Crux. I need a fulcrum to make work. You just stay still. 61 is not athletic tape. 61 year old vagina is not designed to take 18 year old crank. It's not at all, not even a little bit. Their bones hurt. They don't like, you know, a woman starts going, I'm done with this nonsense. After all, there's doesn't. It's not comfortable. They don't want to pop their hips, they don't want to hang from ceilings. They don't lay there and you get it over with. This is awful. My knees hurt like nothing about this is normal anymore. 18, you're picking people up, you're standing, you're leaning against walls, your wheelbarrow, bending things over like what is going on? I can do anything. I'm the most powerful man in the world. Now it's like off, don't move your leg, it'll plop. Boot up. It comes out and we're done.

[John Holmberg]

Broken hip.

[Brady Bogan]

I think I busted something. Besides, this thing needs more time in the oven. It's pretty floppy. So you're telling me that right now, at your age, somebody 106 can take your load. That's dangerous. 45 years, my friend. You do not want to start thinking about what you can do at your age to somebody 45 years older than you. Now place that on 45 to 88. How old was your dad? 90 right now when he passed. Well, he'd be 90 now. 89. When he passed, did he have the bone structure to have anybody in their 40s lay on him?

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. Yeah he did. You think now you ask 40 year.

[Brady Bogan]

Old human being laying and kind of bouncing around on your dad would have been comfortable? I tried to give your dad a chest bump 10 years earlier and I was chastised by the whole thing the last three months. No, your dad couldn't take a bump from a 40 year old in a Marshalls walking down an aisle without breaking something.

[Brett Toledo]

Maybe the last year.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's how old this lady is. You got a 45 year old hopping aboard that thing. Think of Bunny right now. She comes up with a dude, 45 years old and he's just looking at you like you have no idea. I'm turning this thing into mummy dust. And your mom trying to lay on her back and open her legs up and it hurts too much, so she's gotta lay on her side. And laying on her side makes her knees ache. She can't put your knees together without a pillow anymore.

[Brett Toledo]

That's not happening.

[Brady Bogan]

You're right. Cause you'd kill that guy and you'd be right. It's worse Than pedophile. It's on par with being a pedophile.

[John Holmberg]

But on the flip side, is it okay when a broad does it to a dude?

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I'm saying.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Because if she wants to. Nicole, if she wants to tolerate Brady's soft dork, totally fine with it. He's not doing any damage to it. There's no harm. It's like, where. It's like bumper pool.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody's getting hurt here.

[Brett Toledo]

But what if, to flip it over.

[Brady Bogan]

The dude's hurting an old lady? An old man?

[Brett Toledo]

What if you rule that out, John, Looks like she's the. How old's the lady?

[Brady Bogan]

88. 88.

[Brett Toledo]

She's a throat coat.

[Brady Bogan]

Hello. Look, if the dude's still. You could probably. You could probably knock the pallet out of the top of her mouth. It's definitely not good for dental. Her teeth are 88 years old, too. So even if they're fake, you're taking a bridge out, pops them out. You're taking a bridge out. It's dental. Then. That just. That costs a ton of money. If you're blowing out bridges and temps.

[John Holmberg]

Pop them dentures out.

[Brady Bogan]

She's got dentures, but she got dentures. She's got no money. Nobody has dentures anymore. You get the post put in, you get a bridge, you get some nice work done. Dentures, that's for poor people.

[John Holmberg]

You gotta get a dental record before you go in. Up in a broad.

[Brady Bogan]

Bone an old broad. No. If you're thinking about. Well, probably not gray rosebud. Look, this goes for old ladies. Too far. He's not wrong.

[John Holmberg]

I know, but too far.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a gray rose, but looks like a big rat's tail. Look like. Looks like she's giving birth to an armadillo. Point being, if you have to. Look, this goes for crackheads or anybody else. If you look at a girl and you're like, ah, I might knock her teeth out. You shouldn't date her. So kids, meth heads and old ladies. 18 and 61. And we're supposed to celebrate that. I'm glad Trump's in office. The day of women. But it's love and you can't. That has no number. Sure does. It has a number. All right. Eighteen. I could. I. I think when. Look, you take the Viagra when. And you just jokingly laugh about that. And then you go. And you wake up in the middle of the night with this Craftsman between your legs. Like, what is that? And it kind of hurts. Like, this is not normal. Like I'm not used to this. Dizzy. Because you got no blood in your brain at all. This is too much. And then you touch it and you're like, I could do some hardware here. I could. Could. I could work at least like penny nails into stuff. With the thing you got without the help, Brady's deal. You might be able to like, knead some dough. Nothing? Nope. And don't even get me started on that thing. I guarantee you yours looks like a sleeping hospice patient throwing up, and then it just dies in its pillow.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm done.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, okay. Thanks. Good night. 61. 88 years old. Put him in jail. And they're supposed. They wrote this story like it's all love. Their first meeting, Adrian and Dalia kept in touch and exchanging letters. Adrian cherishes the letters to this day. As years go by, their friendship became romantic. So he didn't even get her when he was 18. He waited a couple of years till she was a little older. Adrian feels like he was born at the wrong time. Admitted to Delia that he'd fallen in love with her. Look at that. That's the picture of the two of them. It looks like Shannon and Estelle Getty.

[Brett Toledo]

Good looking couples.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it isn't. It is not a good looking couple.

[John Holmberg]

Christ. Call Dr. Jay Schwartz.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's another thing that proves her nuts. They're both Jehovah's Witnesses. Yuck. So to the ladies out there, you're disgusting. That's love. Love has no number. It does when it's an old broad old man. You're right. It's a matter of violence. An old man can't violate an old lady. She could probably take him. It's probably the most even. It's probably the way it should be. Like an 80 year old man with a 40 year old woman is probably how it should be. That's the first time a woman can be like, all right, you're not getting away with any abuse. I will bust your ass up. You take a swing at me, you're going out and you're never gonna hurt me. Nothing. It's gentle. It's what every woman wants. It's tender. It's just because it has to be. There's a lot of moisture from the drooling and the inability to control that. Who would you rather have bow in your mom, Me or Joe Biden just coming out of there limping with one of us?

[Brett Toledo]

Broadway Joe.

[Brady Bogan]

You'd let Broadway Joe take a swing? You like those turtle videos? I'm done. They just go to immediately go to sleep.

[Brett Toledo]

He's walking off into the woods.

[Brady Bogan]

Me, on the other hand, I'm like, ah, give me ten more minutes. Bunny will do that again. Is the back door open? I don't think this is gonna work out. Me neither. Prude. Get some 88 year old man. A lady wants to ride. Nobody's getting hurt in that. I'm into. I'm into safety for the elderly ladies. I'm the only one standing up for them. They're gross, by the way. All 88 year old women are gross. End of story. Isn't one of them out there? You're like, she's got it together. She's probably got some great ideas and I really want to hear her thoughts on the future gross. More importantly, I'd love to see her nude.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's a step too far.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it looked like half of the face of an orangutan hanging off the side.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you thought my videos are disgusting.

[Brett Toledo]

But now more than ever, you got 88 year old augmented women.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, quit looking, you pervert. I'm gonna throw you in jail for even saying that.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm just saying it's coming into that.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. Right now you're not. You're.

[Brett Toledo]

The future is.

[Brady Bogan]

Nope. You're not tossing.

[Brett Toledo]

It's gonna be more Brady prefabbed.

[Brady Bogan]

No doctor in his right mind's putting an 88 year old.

[Brett Toledo]

Excited.

[Brady Bogan]

Nope. Not putting an 88 year old under.

[Brett Toledo]

Press.

[Brady Bogan]

No, not 88. They had it earlier. At 88, if you go to a plastic surgeon and say I want to get knocked out and have my face stretched like, I'm not doing this. You can't even put a 14 year old dog under. They get. People are too. We're not doing this. It's not worth the risk.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm 88 and I need a little face work.

[Brady Bogan]

Work for what?

[Brett Toledo]

So I can shop at the Biltmore.

[Brady Bogan]

So I can be more attractive to the younger men. Your pelvis can't take that. Not doing it. I want a new set of cans. I want them up to my shoulders. Nope, they'll break your clavicle. Go home. Shut up.

[Brett Toledo]

Do it.

[Brady Bogan]

Go home. I don't see a lot of 88 year olds going under the knife. Maybe 70s. It's pushing it. You're pushing it. 88 years old.

[Brett Toledo]

88. They get it.

[Brady Bogan]

Gross and there's nothing. And they don't want any of that. No, they're trying to be unattractive. God forbid their husband's still alive and manages to get a magic One. Your mom was so happy in this room the day she outed your father. So they hadn't had sex since the Clinton administration because he hasn't gotten it out. And your dad just smiled at us like, yeah. And your mom was like, ah, we haven't. What was it, 93 or 4 torp. Hey, thanks for wrecking everything about my existence there, buddy.

[Brett Toledo]

Can't stop a movement.

[Brady Bogan]

She was just like, haven't wanted it. Haven't had to happen. Yeah, 94. He told us that in like 2014. It was years later. Man, I haven't boner for a long time. She hasn't seemed to be even the slightest bit upset. She laughs every time we talk about it.

[Brett Toledo]

She broke me in 94.

[Brady Bogan]

94 stopped working. She said, good. And we never talked about it again. Except for when she reminds me that she hasn't needed it for a full two decades now. Your dad was no slouch on that either. When he popped off and said, hair pie? No, thanks. He never went down there and she never asked for it. Now again, reverse it. She's 88 now. You think I'm not going down there to the moon, baby. Exactly, Brady. And I'm older than this guy. That's disgusting. My grandma died when she was 85. If anybody 40 years old was trying to tap that right before, he'd have gotten a whole face full of fist. You're gonna kill her, you son of a. Now, my grandpa died. Grandpa died when he was 85. Some 40 year old broad wanted to bone him. I'm like, this is an even fight. I'm gonna sanction that. Sorry. Anyway, what do you got on the big board of musical Treats? I don't know how we got off on that thing when the Kennedy assassination started that. How did that happen?

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

Scott Haynes said the letters, the letters that she wrote that he wrote to her were, you know, excellent letters. And he said, I think I've fallen in love. And she said, you had me at Jell O. He always started it with Jello.

[John Holmberg]

My love, don't forget the new Action Ride Shop location gonna be opened up beginning of next month over there on McDowell and Power Road. So go to actionrideshop.com. figure out everything that's going on with the boys, and they'll take care of you over there on Gilbert Road and Southern at the OG Store.

[Brady Bogan]

Back to books. I've gotten questions about you, bro. Brett, what's up? Said, I'm just going to guess that you got an F. When they handed out the assignment of reading Huckleberry Finn, it says, my guess is Brett got an F because he couldn't stop laughing and never made it through the rest of the book. After Huck met his new friend Jim. See, he's not making it through that book.

[John Holmberg]

How did that book end, Brett?

[Brady Bogan]

We needed to step out of class with. It was the funniest, Brett. Brett's book report was, this is the funniest book I have ever. This made me literature.

[Brett Toledo]

Which character are you gonna write about?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, there's only one that the star of the show once he ran into his new pal Jim.

[John Holmberg]

How did that book end, anyway?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. I got up to that part, too, and I'm like, I don't think I'm supposed to read this. And then the uproarious laughter from over in Gilbert, I'm like, hey, what's going on over there? Anyway, all right.

[John Holmberg]

On the list, Black Label Society, the Offspring, Trivium, the revolting Cox. Speaking of which. Well, acdc, Pink Floyd. Money for your little rant on change. Let's see here. Four Horsemen, Pantera, Volbeat, Neil Young for some reason and. But our buddy Sanjay put out. Put out some new music.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it up there that likes to do it?

[John Holmberg]

Should be in your.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Our guy Sanjay, who was the. He worked with us forever as photographer in the building. Did a lot of promotion stuff for us. Great dude. How do you say his last name?

[John Holmberg]

I'm not even gonna attempt it.

[Brett Toledo]

I got it. Let me see.

[Brady Bogan]

A R K, H, R, K. I.

[John Holmberg]

Don'T think he has the last name. It's just Sanjay.

[Brady Bogan]

Sanjay Arch Ark. Parker. We just call him Slurpee around these parts.

[Brett Toledo]

Sanjay Parks and rec.

[Brady Bogan]

That's him. So Sanjay gets in the seat's been sending me. It's awesome. It's released. So we'll do this for the Wake up song today. Sanjay's band is called Reckless Easy.

[John Holmberg]

Eden, you've seen Sanjay on stage with Shinedown several times because they always bring him out there.

[Brady Bogan]

So Sanjay got a job through being in radio and photography and all that, and he hooked up with Shinedown. He became their official videographer. Like, he does all their videos and pictures and Internet stuff. And they love him, and he's toured with them for a while. And he's got his own band, Reckless Eden. So if that's there, if we've got it, let's do that. Because he's been sending me this stuff for, like, two years.

[Brett Toledo]

Years.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, just little. And it's good. So be nice to Sanjay. If you don't like it, we don't need to hear it. I like the guy. I'm rooting for him. Song's called Skeletons. Is that the one we've got? Rich just put it.

[John Holmberg]

I believe so.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, we'll do Skeletons from Reckless Eden. And this is what radio used to do. This is what, like, hey, look what we found. Oh, yeah. We're rooting for it. No, no. That's the whole point of playing, to try to find the hard. This one. This is great. So it's Skeletons. A band's called Reckless Eden. And you can start streaming them now. But Sanjay's just a great dude, so we're rooting for him. This is cool. All right. Has this been played on the radio yet?

[John Holmberg]

I think we're the first.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Congratulations, boys. I hope your ears are all perked up. This is a cool moment for certain band, Reckless Eden. Skeletons, your wake up song. Let's hear it. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny?

[Brett Toledo]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Brady Bogan]

What the hell is wrong with you? Friday, moving along, I got a reminder. Lost our home pet rescue Chopper is this week's pick of the litter. Choppers a double up. Chopper's an awesome dog. Check it all [e-mail] they have so many great animals down there right now. It's just. It's unbelievable. But you go to the picket litter and look at Chopper. Chopper was sweet. Chopper's a cool name, too. It's one of those who might take Chopper home and keep Chopper's name. They got some sweet ones down there right now. By the way, I got Chopper Sick Balls.

[Brett Toledo]

That's.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Chopper Sick Balls. Was it the standby? Me? Yeah. Yeah. By the way, everybody emailing in about our buddy Sanjay, who used to work here in his band, which is pretty great stuff. People seem to like it a lot. I did get one comment that I really enjoyed too much, which was the wake up song was great, but I didn't hear one time, thank you, my friend. Thank you, my friend. In the lyrics, which is proof Sanjay didn't write the song. But a lot of people, hey, your guy rocks. That Song was great. It really is. It's good stuff. So good work by Sanj. He's already emailed in or text me and said, appreciate everything you guys do. Appreciate the show and all the listeners. Maybe you can pop it in there every once in a while. He also was one who told me about another thing because I ordered up that bare nuts yesterday. The Nair for your balls. He sent me a thing called Vite Aloe vera, legs and body hair remover. And he said the key to this thing is you get in the shower, right? You pop it on and then you wait like six or seven minutes max. Otherwise it's chemical burn. So you'll burn up your nuts and your legs. Don't forget to wash it off. I ordered some of that too. So I'll do a product. I'll do my own Dave Portnoy. I'll do my own Dave Portnor thing about hair removal products for your balls.

[Brett Toledo]

First ball.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. This one's called Vit Aloe vera, legs and body. He said it's a game changer. It's a life game changer for people like me who are terrible at shaving their scrotums. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call it the Brady Report. Then we say Brady Report it.

[Brett Toledo]

Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Brady Bogan]

Hello, world.

[Brett Toledo]

We've made it.

[Brady Bogan]

Hi.

[Brett Toledo]

Happy National Peanut butter and jelly Day.

[Brady Bogan]

Peanut butter jelly time.

[John Holmberg]

Larry's gonna be excited about that.

[Brady Bogan]

He's gonna play that all day. Peanut butter jelly time with a baseball bat.

[Brett Toledo]

Couple of basis fun facts. Just thinking positively can help you live longer. Studies have found that optimism is associated with a lower risk of heart disease. And people who score highly on tests of optimism live 5 to 15% longer than pessimistic people.

[Brady Bogan]

Good. Cut some years off my life. That way I won't ever get Nathan Sutherland or anything. I won't. If you die, if you still have all your capacities and you're not laying in a bed getting ice chips waiting for the last couple hours, no chance you get Nathan Sutherland. Get out of here, Nathan. They can't even say it. And then you got the dead eyes. Yeah, well, you got dead eyes and Nathan's looking at you and you hear a zipper go down. You just can't move. And then all of a sudden he.

[Adam Ferrara]

Whispers mcushla to you.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he million dooll baby J. I'd actually laugh at that while I'm being raped if my rapist had the nerve to take my incapacitated body and whisper Mcushla.

[Brett Toledo]

This one's more of an update. Only one NFL player weighed over 300 pounds in 1970.

[Brady Bogan]

John Hannah.

[Brett Toledo]

By 2014, there are over 400 players in the NFL who weighed over 300. Now it's closer to 500, which means more than 20% of the league over 300.

[Brady Bogan]

It was a big deal to have a 300 pound athlete on the field and you and to be good. They tried in the past to stuff giants on the and they just couldn't move because it was all fat.

[Brett Toledo]

Spirit Airlines has made a major announcement. They're changing what you can wear on the airlines here. Basically they're saying no more see through clothes. No more obscene tattoos.

[Brady Bogan]

That was a problem.

[Brett Toledo]

Shirts. You can no longer go on the plane barefoot.

[Adam Ferrara]

Yes, it's a problem.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, I know, but I'm saying it was a problem so much because they had to make rules.

[Brett Toledo]

So many people do.

[Brady Bogan]

It is one or two. You'd be like, is this a trend? Yeah, is this a trend? Are we gonna. Nope. There's like 18 people in this flight not wearing shoes. And one guy has a tattoo that says your mother.

[Brett Toledo]

So maybe the lodge is like, you know what, I gotta take my shoes off. Going through the.

[Brady Bogan]

Just leave them off.

[Brett Toledo]

Just a pain.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna wear them. I'm gonna run around in there like a flintstone.

[Brett Toledo]

But now I wonder, would they consider barefoot? Like if you're wearing flip flop.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Because you're not barefoot. Barefoot is pretty self descriptive. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

If you got circle K feet, you're bare feet.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You got nothing on your feet. They are bare.

[Brett Toledo]

I guess they could be putting them in. They put them in the backpack and then put them back on. But they walked on barefoot.

[Brady Bogan]

Flippity flops.

[Brett Toledo]

Put your shoes on.

[Brady Bogan]

If you have flip flops in your backpack and you're in public, put them on.

[Brett Toledo]

There's an example that's a guy that.

[John Holmberg]

Says hoity toity spirits getting now f.

[Brett Toledo]

Hate world tour on his sweatshirt, nice looking shirt. And they, they escorted him off the plane.

[Brady Bogan]

Can't do that. Yeah. And the see through clothes we think would be like from Fredericks of Hollywood. But what it is is those mama nighties that Bob Marley talks about and not the singer, but the comedian and clothes that are so old that they're now they're so worn out there that you can see through them.

[Brett Toledo]

Not only that the see through but the crop tops you come in. Those girls were not allowed.

[Brady Bogan]

These girls are not flying Spirit Airlines. This is just an example. These two could Borrow money to get on a. On a better airline.

[Brett Toledo]

It says underneath there.

[Brady Bogan]

This is a lie by Spirit Airlines Airlines. When they said no more crop tops and see through. They put this out there so they didn't look like dicks. They're talking about Lizzo. They're not taking a picture. What they really meant because we don't.

[Brett Toledo]

But they're like, I'm sorry, ladies, we have.

[Brady Bogan]

Can we use you as an example? We're never getting on a Spirit airline. Spirit pulled them aside and said, where are you guys going? Like, oh, we're going to Denver. What airline? Not Spirit. And then they said, delta. Like, could you go in the bathroom, pretend to be Spirit Airlines? People are going to take pictures and say, we're not. These two are never at risk of getting on a spirit airline, ever. When they say, no half shirts, they're not talking about that. They're talking about ladies who. You can't tell where their boobs end and their top roll begins.

[John Holmberg]

Anything they wear is a crop top.

[Brady Bogan]

You know those ladies that get so fat that when their. Their rolls start going left it like they become vertical and they have that weird.

[Adam Ferrara]

Like your sausage rolls. You don't want them on the front of these ladies.

[Brady Bogan]

But you know the ones that for some reason, they don't roll down anymore. Like a nice wave, they curve in and make a FUPA in the center. You get the G unit up front.

[Adam Ferrara]

It's very defined.

[Brady Bogan]

It's very defined. And they have half shirts on. You're not getting on the plane. Spirit Airlines. You know what? I commend them. Do you know what Spirit Airlines needs to do to stay in business? Raise their prices. I know you're having trouble. Spirit Airlines raise your prices.

[John Holmberg]

They do. They bang you for everything, including the air you breathe.

[Brady Bogan]

Immediate. Yeah, but they fooled them. Dummies. Your ticket prices need to be high. And then kill all this fee stuff. And then you'll get rid of the riffraff. These. You won't have this shoeless problem if you charge too much for them to fly. Those are Greyhound people. We keep them in Greyhound. You start making Greyhound prices on planes, guess what you're gonna have in the air.

[John Holmberg]

But a lot of the bus they fly are the Greyhound type places.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

Pigs Knuckle, Arkansas and stuff like that. You know, I mean.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, now I'm curious about where Pigs Nuts. I'm going to Pigs Nuts. Now I'll drive. I won't take Spirit because until they race, I'm not getting on a plane that doesn't charge me at least 250. You gotta have some pride in your transportation. If somebody said, hey, I'll give you a ride to the Phoenix Open, I'm like, oh, yeah, okay, $2. I'm like, what kind of car are we riding in? Oh, it's a 1961 Opal. Nevermind, I'll walk. You gotta have pride in what you're selling me. And if there's no price on it, I know that it's not very good. If you can keep that thing afloat for nine bucks a seat, expect nine dollar people. The Greyhound of the sky. And you're surprised at your clientele. You have to put rules down. Stop it.

[Brett Toledo]

This lady from Newtown Township, Pennsylvania, right outside of Philadelphia ordered Instacart some groceries around 7:30 in the evening last Saturday. Saturday didn't tell her husband she did it. The Instacart guy shows up bringing the groceries to the door. Oh, honey, I think there's an intruder at the house. She goes out there and shoots a guy in the leg.

[Brady Bogan]

Gotta tell the guy that there's somebody not stealing groceries that you didn't get yet. That's a pretty hair trigger though. You have to notice that the guy's actually bringing you items.

[Brett Toledo]

Here's the woman telling her husband. Here's the husband money. There's an insurance.

[Brady Bogan]

This dude was on mushrooms.

[Adam Ferrara]

Yeah, he's Josh Wolf.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, his eyes are still dilated. I don't know what he's taking. There's something going on there.

[Brett Toledo]

There is.

[Brady Bogan]

There's some fella turned to drop off goods and services on our front porch. I'm gonna kill him.

[Brett Toledo]

Looks like he's got groceries. I'm shooting him.

[Brady Bogan]

Whose groceries are those? Not mine. I don't want any part of this. Stop shooting Instacart people too. Don't be mean to anybody. Who's. That's the best service in the world. World.

[Brett Toledo]

In Norristown, Pennsylvania, three people are arrested for allegedly selling fake Jason kelsey signed memorabilia. $200,000 worth. Robert Capone. Leon Bronco. Sorry. Joseph Parenti.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, this is.

[Adam Ferrara]

Yeah, Brett's still looking away because his.

[Brady Bogan]

Name'S about to get said.

[Brett Toledo]

60 felony count counts including forgery, theft, deceptive business practices and other related charges.

[Adam Ferrara]

Any comment?

[John Holmberg]

No, I don't know about that.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh my God. That here's a picture of Bobby.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Bobby Capone. It is too bad this isn't 20 years ago because Michael Madsen will play the role of Bobby. Oh, yeah, how about that?

[Brett Toledo]

We have a new social influencer on YouTube and Instagram. Her name is Bumble Pre.

[Brady Bogan]

Get on that, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brett Toledo]

The world's first adult diaper influencer.

[Brady Bogan]

Shut the TV.

[Brett Toledo]

She's 27 years old.

[Brady Bogan]

She wears diapers.

[Brett Toledo]

She has a problem.

[Adam Ferrara]

Yeah, does like, for real problem.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Loneliness. Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

And she models the adult diapers. No.

[Adam Ferrara]

Oh, she pulls them up, John.

[Brady Bogan]

You know she does. She's hot. Well, her face isn't.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

She's got a little Chaka Picani going up. Up north. Great boobs, great stomach. But the diaper says no, thanks.

[Brett Toledo]

She's popped up in videos from the leading indie diaper brands in the us. Tie dye, llama print, extra fluffy, super discreet.

[Brady Bogan]

She says she's for the fetishists, but if you just take the last two letters of that and switch around, it's what they're really there for. The fetishists. She's incontinent.

[Adam Ferrara]

Did you say one of their brands was Fluffy?

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, extra fluffy.

[Adam Ferrara]

Extra fluffy.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that for fat people or for.

[Brett Toledo]

Those are the styles of adult diapers.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you want like a real puffy.

[Brett Toledo]

Diaper get, you know, tie dye, print.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. You just.

[Brett Toledo]

It wants style little llamas on there.

[Brady Bogan]

To impress your mate. So when you drop your pants and they see a load in them. Boy, can't wait to get down there.

[Adam Ferrara]

Speaking of loads, it looks like she's.

[Brady Bogan]

Got something up in the front there. I noticed that too.

[Brett Toledo]

Super absorbing.

[John Holmberg]

She's a five at best.

[Brady Bogan]

Good, good. Like if you didn't see her head from there. Yeah. If that was just a shot.

[Adam Ferrara]

But then.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Shoulders to hip, lips, eight. Yeah. Diaper zero, face, four. So I think Brett's right. That'll about a five. Two and three quarter stars. Yeah, maybe a five. I'm not saying five because that diaper, that zero is being generous, but, you know, could you imagine you take her home to the. From the bar and you're like, yeah, this is on rock and bod, you know? Yes. You got your hands on her and then you pull her thick panties down. These are weird. And you just look down and she's got a baby diaper load in there.

[John Holmberg]

You drop him on the foreigners flop.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm sorry. While we were talking at the bar, I. My pants. Good thing I wear a diaper. Yeah, yeah, it's real good.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, bumble.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you guys have Waymo or should I Uber? I'm leaving. Let me pull these back up. Please don't go.

[Adam Ferrara]

It's like that new Kia ad where she just kind of under the table, presses a button and the car Comes.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's what you need.

[Adam Ferrara]

That's what you need.

[Brady Bogan]

It'll be the only thing coming that.

[Brett Toledo]

Night a couple of weeks ago.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, God. She's got too much teeth. She's got caveman teeth. They're super white, though. Is that her diaper?

[Adam Ferrara]

There's.

[Brett Toledo]

There's a bunch of bumble free. Bumble pre.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. She's dropping four, three. She's eating a lot of bran. That's probably not a good idea. Donuts. Yeah. What?

[Brett Toledo]

Stay off the sugar crates items with them.

[Brady Bogan]

You're going to be shooting stuff out of you. What a freak.

[Adam Ferrara]

Too much black lipstick.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's the least of her problems. She can eat all the black licorice she wants. There she is in a thick diaper. Look at the cans on her though. Take out. Take out that diaper and that picture's outstanding. And then diaper, that's a deal breaker. I don't think I. I don't think.

[Adam Ferrara]

That'S the shot that you need as a guy, honestly.

[Brady Bogan]

And it sounds shallow, but I am kicked off spirit. I'm super shallow. So it doesn't bother me that you say I. I don't think I love anybody enough to make it through the diaper days. Temporary. Like if you had surgery or something. You got to wear a diaper for a couple days. I'll give you that. It's funny. But if it's forever, I'm not absolutely.

[Adam Ferrara]

Lisa, that talk the other night.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm afraid your wife is going to have to wear a diaper for the rest of her life. My ex wife, you mean?

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you were divorced. No, we're going to be there. That's her next husband's going to have a lot of heart that I just don't.

[Adam Ferrara]

I would expect her to do that too. You'd talk about me as the exact.

[Brady Bogan]

I wouldn't even go home. Yeah. I go to the doctor and like Fred, you're incontinent forever and you got to wear diapers. I just go get a room somewhere. Text. It's over. What do you mean it's over?

[John Holmberg]

It's not you, it's me.

[Brady Bogan]

It's all me. Literally. Yeah. Remember that thing I told you how my ass hurt a little bit? Doctor says it's never going to get better and I'm going to dump in my drawers for the rest of my life. So good news is, I'm going to off myself. You're going to get a lot of money. I'm not sticking. I'm not going to try With a new person. Sorry. People listening right now in diapers. I had three kids. It sounds like a you problem and I just don't love you that much. I went through all that for our children and you won't stay with me.

[Brett Toledo]

Because I wear a diaper.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you hear yourself at the end there when you said because I wear a diaper? That's precisely correct.

[Brett Toledo]

25 year old dude in Kentucky named Manja James Wood Booten got into an argument with a Wendy's employee. It started at the drive through when Manja was furious because his fries were cold. Things got heated.

[Brady Bogan]

Not the fries.

[Brett Toledo]

Walked into the. Not the fries. He walked in the restaurant, pulled out a gun, fired a shot. Female Wendy's worker pulled out a gun herself.

[Brady Bogan]

Nice.

[Brett Toledo]

That was Tuanisha Coleman.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. Yes.

[Brett Toledo]

And fired back.

[Brady Bogan]

We're not even gonna play the game.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm just.

[Brady Bogan]

No. No reason to play. What color is this crime, you think twenties?

[Adam Ferrara]

She can possibly be native.

[Brady Bogan]

What. What does Tuanisha weigh? Is the only thing. Like, that's the. Let's play. What does Tanisha weigh?

[Brett Toledo]

Tanisha vs Manja Coleman as Manja.

[Brady Bogan]

A guy.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd say Manja is skinny. Tuanisha is a big girl.

[Adam Ferrara]

I think they're both big.

[Brady Bogan]

There's no thin 20.

[Adam Ferrara]

I'm going double zero. John, both of them together look like double zero.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. No, it's going to look like two bowling balls. Do you have pictures? Brady. Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I think it's Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's take a guess.

[Adam Ferrara]

You think it's a 10?

[John Holmberg]

I think it's a 10.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's take. Oh, I think he's the 10. Manja's a 1 and Tuanisha is a big zero. I'd say Tuanisha's pushing 240.

[Adam Ferrara]

Higher.

[John Holmberg]

But I'm going higher than that.

[Brady Bogan]

Really? Yeah. I'll go 240. They say higher.

[Brett Toledo]

Tanisha is 6, 7, 2. No.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's see a photo.

[Brett Toledo]

Shoulder. She's not thin.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Tanisha's big.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Adam Ferrara]

This is bigger than 250.

[Brady Bogan]

No, she's. I think she's right on pace with me. Oh, yeah. I think I got. I think I got about a230.240 guess on that. That is exactly as I pick. And he's skinny. Yeah.

[Adam Ferrara]

Let me see his face.

[Brady Bogan]

This crime tells its story by name.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, one of the employees got hit.

[John Holmberg]

That'd be more street.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I can. And he's five, five, eight maybe standing in front of that shot. You. Can kids judge a book by its Name.

[John Holmberg]

I always do.

[Brady Bogan]

Not necessarily by the COVID but by its name.

[John Holmberg]

That's a 10 walking down the street.

[Brady Bogan]

Tuanisha is fat and guaranteed looks like Tracy Chapman got eaten by Tracy Chapman.

[Brett Toledo]

And now it's time for some science news.

[Brady Bogan]

Tanisha got a fast car.

[Brett Toledo]

Hello, my friends. Professor Brady, Bo here with your. Science moves.

[Tripp Reeb]

Science.

[Brett Toledo]

There's a little breakthrough on sun damage. We were wrong about what causes sun. Sunburn.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the moon.

[Brett Toledo]

Study found that mainly damages the our rna, not DNA. Experts now say they can design sunscreens.

[Brady Bogan]

That are more effective because they don't work right now.

[Brett Toledo]

They've been blocking the road.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. This is worse than the vaccine. They've been throwing sunscreen at us at $20 a tube for the last 30 years saying you're going to die if you don't use them.

[Brett Toledo]

That's middle of the road.

[Brady Bogan]

Now they're saying Never had it. Right.

[Brett Toledo]

The mini moon that got sucked into our orbit for a couple of months. Probably a chunk of the actual moon.

[Brady Bogan]

Moon. Cool.

[Brett Toledo]

Meanwhile, a different mini moon was spotted in 2004. Finally got a real name of Cardia. Named after the Roman goddess. Door hinges. She's the Roman God. You are making this up.

[Brady Bogan]

Now let's take a lap. Come on now. None of that's real. Come on now. Half of that is written in crayon.

[Brett Toledo]

Bought right into that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Was this Kirby's report names a mini.

[Brett Toledo]

Moon Cardi, which is the Roman goddess of door hinges. C A, R, D E A. Look it up, my friend.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, don't act like you made like you brought this to the.

[Brett Toledo]

Because I did.

[John Holmberg]

He's peacocking around the room.

[Brady Bogan]

Now go ahead and look it up. Test my knowledge. Hinges, handles and thresholds. She's also the protector of children and a goddess of hell.

[Adam Ferrara]

I'd say those two. Those last two.

[Brady Bogan]

So she's more of like the guardian of the gate. She's the egress ingress goddess. They have a lot of dumb ones. That's one of them. What a cruddy gig she had.

[Brett Toledo]

No kidding. Wait.

[Adam Ferrara]

I'm a God.

[Brady Bogan]

But you get to be a goddess of what? I don't know. Hinges on doors. How about that? That's all we got left.

[Brett Toledo]

Scientists have found a planet.

[Adam Ferrara]

Take it or leave it.

[Brett Toledo]

With 20,000 mile per hour winds. Surface.

[Brady Bogan]

Cool.

[Brett Toledo]

And astronomers thought they discovered a new asteroid. But it turned out it was just the Tesla Elon Musk. Launched into space for fun back in 2018.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding. They saw it and thought it was something else. We don't even know where it is. Just science. You can't trust science and you can't trust religion. It's weird. Well, science at least admits you can't trust them. They'll figure out, you know, they're the first one. If religion found out that the sunscreen they'd been selling for the last thousand years wasn't good, they wouldn't tell you. Science at least goes. Whoops. Guess what?

[Brett Toledo]

China announced a big foot race between humans and robots. It will happen this spring. Robots from more than 20 different companies will run a half marathon in Beijing against 12,000 people. The rules say they have to look vaguely human, have two legs, not four. The robots.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you didn't.

[Adam Ferrara]

Again, you didn't clarify.

[John Holmberg]

We're gonna have those sex dolls running around with great cameras.

[Brady Bogan]

We'd have to have you guys tape your eyes open a little bit if this is gonna work. Vaguely, vaguely. You look a little alien to us over here.

[Brett Toledo]

So the. The robots have to have two legs, not four. And they can't have wheels.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay?

[Brett Toledo]

They say it should happen sometime in April.

[Adam Ferrara]

If it's those Boston Dynamic robots, it's over.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. They just.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, you got 20 companies that are.

[Brady Bogan]

Going to compete going through Italy. You're not allowed to do that ever.

[Adam Ferrara]

Again, by the way, wave.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, yeah, because somebody in the hall. I know. Give them a head nod.

[Adam Ferrara]

Okay, Sorry.

[Brady Bogan]

Like you're waving in an Uber order. Everybody stopped what they're doing because Toledo's got a parade route.

[Brett Toledo]

He's on Cinnamon Toast. Oh, that's your science news.

[Adam Ferrara]

And now food news. It sounds like.

[Brett Toledo]

Yes, sir.

[Brady Bogan]

You had me at Cinnamon Toast. Go.

[Brett Toledo]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch teamed up with Totino's Pizza Rolls for a new pizza cereal.

[Brady Bogan]

Ow. That's Ghosty Jack. Look out, Earth.

[Adam Ferrara]

You're a Totino's fan.

[Brady Bogan]

Totinos. A little angel droppings on a little pat. And then you sell some cinnamon toast. Cinnamon Toast Crunch tastes good on your grandma's ass. Nothing about Cinnamon Toast Crunch is bad. Shut your mouth, Toledo. Just start waving like you're the grand marshal.

[Brett Toledo]

Go ahead, Brady. Basically, it's pizza with cinnamon and sugar. Cougar. They're not selling it in stores, damn it. But you can. You'll have to win a box by going to the Cinnamon Toast Crunch online store next Tuesday. All right? They're handing out 1,000 boxes.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't forget.

[Brett Toledo]

I love me some of that idea of poured sugar and cinnamon on pizza pie. This is right up your alley, Ralphie. All right, Finance Buzz is looking to hide Someone to taste 20 different Super bowl snacks from Costco at once. It'll pay a thousand dollars plus a $500 gift card.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Brett Toledo]

Anyone can apply. Living a day, Even ghosts. I'm doing it, Brandon.

[Brady Bogan]

You need to apply for that.

[Brett Toledo]

They're calling it the sideline sampler. Side Hustle. You have to taste 20 different snacks, including wings, pizza, mini tacos, mozzarella sticks.

[Brady Bogan]

You need to be honest because it speaks to your insatiable appetite and your inner Jew.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, I'm signing up because you get.

[Brady Bogan]

Yourself 500 bucks for eating like a pig.

[Brett Toledo]

You do that for free every day. You'll photograph each item, write a brief description, rate them based on how good they are and how hard they are to make.

[Adam Ferrara]

Nothing will get below three and a half stars.

[Brett Toledo]

That's right. He doesn't have to do that.

[Brady Bogan]

It's food.

[Brett Toledo]

They tried aces, baby.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a good score.

[Brett Toledo]

The cutoff for applications is next Wednesday.

[Brady Bogan]

Less. It's that C word. And that star drain that makes apple pieces. That bitch takes a beating. And blueberry peach. Nice job. What's this? Apple Basic bitch. Taylor Swift ass pie.

[Brett Toledo]

Don't bring that here, Ralphie.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd rather.

[Brett Toledo]

I'd rather eat your puke.

[Brady Bogan]

Cinnamon toast, crunchy pizzas.

[Brett Toledo]

Ah, so long, Ralphie.

[Brady Bogan]

I gotta go.

[Brett Toledo]

I thought.

[Brady Bogan]

See you guys later. I'm hungry. All right, you got go right to Brett, okay? I'm not that late. I'm a little late. Maybe if you weren't running around saying hello to everybody that walks by the door.

[Adam Ferrara]

Yeah, get those 30 seconds.

[Brady Bogan]

Threw us all off. You don't need your producer going, hey, this is a gorilla here throwing T shirts. Go ahead.

[John Holmberg]

All right, hang on.

[Brady Bogan]

Like some guy in the hallway with a gun. I just won movie passes.

[John Holmberg]

Let's start out here with a little motorcycle action.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, he's on the. Oh, he's on the median. Or he's on. Oh, Jesus. The car cuts.

[Brett Toledo]

Volkswagen.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no, he's laying. The bike burst into flames. And so did the dude in the street who just hit the car. I've never. That's like a cartoon.

[Brett Toledo]

The gas poured out.

[John Holmberg]

Endowed was he?

[Brady Bogan]

He was. Was he on the shoulder?

[Brett Toledo]

He's got a cape on.

[Brady Bogan]

Cuz if he's not on the shoulder. Well, hold on. If he's not on the shoulder, then the dude cuts him off from the middle lane. But I'm pretty sure that's just the shoulder. He hits the brakes, goes over the front of the motorcycle.

[Adam Ferrara]

It's a solid white line.

[Brady Bogan]

And then the damn bike bursts into flames. And he does, too. I've never seen anything like that. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

All right, let's move right along, because.

[Brady Bogan]

I know we're behind here's very, very. Oh, that's a chocolate ass right there. And it is leaning over. What? I think that's a sink.

[Adam Ferrara]

This bumble pre.

[Brady Bogan]

And this is 20. Oh, it's pure diarrhea. Wow. Is that a toilet? That's. That's a toilet. And she's just resting her anus on the edge of the toilet.

[Adam Ferrara]

What's with this? Oh, that is the tub right there.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it frozen? Did we freeze up?

[Brett Toledo]

She's between the tub and the toilet.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she's leaning in it, going, oh, God. It just serve. It's getting a little thicker.

[John Holmberg]

We'll just. It's pretty much it.

[Brady Bogan]

We've seen that one before now.

[John Holmberg]

We've seen that one before. That's where she pulls the L7.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Jesus. The fat lady pulled out the tampon. Thanks for keeping that from us. Jesus, I hate Friday.

[John Holmberg]

How about this?

[Brady Bogan]

Okay? Some lady on some sort of wild sex machine that's in her butt, and it is going, what is that, Brett?

[Adam Ferrara]

The frontier is talking to you.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's a piston in it.

[Brett Toledo]

One of the little Johnson at Barrett Jackson were selling those.

[Brady Bogan]

Did they have that? This thing is in her butt going a thousand miles an hour, and it's. It's making her vagina look like my face with. No.

[John Holmberg]

Look at that.

[Brett Toledo]

Look at that Sonic.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. I can't even describe that. I can't. Well, it looks like. If you want me to play it again. Yeah, I'll do it. If you pried my eyes out and then started to, like, grandma shake my cheek.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

Because her lady button is the size of my nose. And when they get the Close up on that thing. Yeah, that definitely looks like me.

[John Holmberg]

I like how it looks like it's screaming.

[Brady Bogan]

It looks like eyeless me at the dentist. And it sounds like me.

[Brett Toledo]

That's actually the sound coming out.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the sound coming out of the vagina. Yeah, I believe it.

[John Holmberg]

I like how Bob Vila shows up to readjust the approach.

[Brady Bogan]

How did that guy know when it was over? That is. All right, next up on the Sibian is Brady's dad. Let's see if we can make a vagina shake and talk. It'll finally just beg to quit, I think.

[John Holmberg]

All right, little house cleaning action.

[Brady Bogan]

Picking up some dust off the ground. She did a little sweeping. Dust. It's hair and dirt and dust bunnies.

[Brett Toledo]

And she's Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's a him and a lady.

[Brett Toledo]

They're dead.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, ladies, there's a dustpan in the head. All right, let me explain before you guys start screaming your endings. He's cleaning the house. And you know what? As punishment for cleaning the house, this lady has a clamp in her honey hole. And he's pouring all of the stuff she didn't get done as a good woman.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brady Bogan]

Right into her vagina.

[Brett Toledo]

Now floors are clean, huh?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Well, let a broom and check your work. All right, Put the clamp in. Oh, my God. I guess there was a little more room in the vacuum bag, wasn't it clean? And he takes a dustpan of more swept up goods and pours it in there. And whatever that plastic thing is that keeps her open like a gynecologist's tool. And he does some, you know, he makes sure. He makes sure it's stuffed in there nice and tight.

[Adam Ferrara]

You think she's got a standing appointment at the, um, are.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, they're tired of seeing it. They got a sign up that says, do not serve this woman.

[John Holmberg]

And then we'll just end here. We. We keep trying to figure out what the new trend is this year. Last year was the snorting and stuff, but this could be it, too.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, all right, here's a. Here's a woman's genitals. Maggots and a syringe are being injected into a lady's privates. And there are a lot of them. And that's a big.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's coming out.

[Brady Bogan]

It looks like brown rice. Oh, my God. And now he's trying to pack him in with his hands. I wouldn't even touch him.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Let alone nowhere on some sort of a time lapse.

[John Holmberg]

Sneaking out.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's sneaking down to the bottom and where the delicious food lives. How long does this last? Calling him into this trend right now. Where do you get that many maggots? And how do you wrangle maggots?

[Brett Toledo]

You have to. To set something, you know, rotted out there.

[Brady Bogan]

You got a rot. And then pick each maggot between them. Because they had no. Like, there was no. Well, no, that had no remnants of what they pulled that out of.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, that was pure maggotry.

[Brady Bogan]

Maggot was. It's maggotry. That's right. These maggots, I tell you what. And then you got to load them one at a time, I'm guessing, into that syringe or at least, like, get an Asian to help you with some chopsticks. That's going on out there.

[Brett Toledo]

Lady loves maggots. I mean, you have to.

[Brady Bogan]

The Internet did this. The Internet did this. Because there's no way these people would have found each other before the Internet. That would have been something somebody would have just thought and said, I'll never bring this up to anyone again. And then you anonymously talk about maggots and genitals on the Internet and somebody goes, hi, my name's Sarah. Got it here. I had. I'll do that. That. All right. You guys listen to that new lady on ktar. I think she's Prince Jackson this morning, like, hi, it's KTR News. I'm Jim Sharp. And I'm LaDonna. Deonna News. LaDonna. Ladonna. She hit me this morning with some deep pipes. Welcome to KTR's Morning News. I'm Jim Sharp. My name's Ladonna Ladana. The news. She's got a serious set of pipes on her. Distractingly heavy.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brett Toledo]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

One morning I was driving in, just listening to, and she goes, I don't know about any of that, Jim. I was raised in the trailer park. Okay.

[Brett Toledo]

Got some competition.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Ptar News, Immigration. Immigration's bad. Mexicans, me.

[Brett Toledo]

Her first appearance is a bare knuckle fight.

[Brady Bogan]

See me at Trevor's from 36th street in Indian school. I'll fight anybody who tries to ditch my pie. Lieutenant Laden. Thanks, ladonna. It's so bad that their traffic guy isn't even at work anymore. He was on the phone this morning. Good morning, Jim. Ladonna. Hey, Roller. I've never heard a woman with deeper voice in my life. How you doing? Hi, ladonna. I know Brett's heard it because he's laughing like he knows. She hit me hard this morning, actually kind of like, whoa, I gotta turn the subwoofer down. My car went. She was talking. Anyway, I'm pretty sure that's her. I hate to make people go listen to another show. They're over now, so you can't hear. But maybe Monday during something or you're bored with Brady talking about how many women love him. Kick over the kcr.

[John Holmberg]

I can never be bored of hearing that story.

[Brady Bogan]

I talked to Mark Kelly. He's a senator today. Let's have a listen. Mark, my name's Ladonna. Ladonna. Jesus Christ. Anyway, it's 8:34. Adam Farrar's here, right? Yeah, he's just killing time between sets and Barrett Jackson visits.

[Adam Ferrara]

Yeah, he's probably mad that he's Here and not there.

[Brady Bogan]

One of the finest scams anybody's ever had. He books himself for Barrett Jackson for the free flight and room. Genius goes up there, does the ha ha's for a couple hours, but he's not here for you. We'll talk to him about that in a little bit. Adam joins us in just a second. So there goes your Brady report. Arizona's most powerful, powerful Rock river radio station. You thought that was funny?

[Brett Toledo]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?

[Brady Bogan]

Abortion. Adam, thoughts? What are we yours? Yeah, it's late term. It's late term, but don't you think Adam Ferrara is here? He's at Desert Ridge Improv tonight, tomorrow and Sunday. But here's what I'm going to tell you about Adam Ferrari. He ain't here for you.

[Corey Walsh]

Nope.

[Brady Bogan]

You're just here to do the. The yuck yucks a couple of times. Yes. Got the free flight, the free room, and you're here for you this weekend.

[Corey Walsh]

Actually, I'm here for you.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, and us. Yes. I'll. I'll throw our.

[Corey Walsh]

I heard about the death wobble in the jeep. Make sure everything's okay.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm okay. It is weird, though. The death wobble is crazy. You beat. Dude.

[Corey Walsh]

The listeners know what the death wobble is.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Is there any other cars?

[Corey Walsh]

I've gotten a speed wobble. I got a speed wobble in an F12 Berlinetta. In a Ferrari at about 100 in.

[Brady Bogan]

88, you just lose your mind.

[Corey Walsh]

Well, more than that.

[Brady Bogan]

Was that on Top Gear?

[Corey Walsh]

I'm going, I'm. I'm an F12. Brilliant. A gorgeous car.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

Top speed of that car is like. I think it's either 211, 216.

[Brady Bogan]

I.

[Corey Walsh]

You gotta check.

[Brady Bogan]

Good God.

[Corey Walsh]

So I'm talking to the camera. I'm flying down, flying down the road, and around 140, a car starts getting light.

[Brady Bogan]

You can feel it lifting.

[Corey Walsh]

So it's lifting a little bit, but I'm still talking and babbling and. And everything around 188, my ass sensed a little bit of a speed wobble.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, boy.

[Corey Walsh]

If you don't know what it is, it's like, hey, what's that?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. At a buck 88.

[Corey Walsh]

So I lifted off the accelerator. When I. When I felt it, I lifted and. And the car just went, oh, take him away.

[Brady Bogan]

He boast. It drove you? Yeah, it drove me.

[Corey Walsh]

But that's what it is. Because once that catches, a wobble catches and you lose control, the back end.

[Brady Bogan]

Comes becomes kinetic energy. And you feel. Feel it like you feel it's different than an alignment thing. Your car starts losing control faster and harder with every rotation of the wheel.

[Corey Walsh]

And the more you try to correct, the more it's like God saying, I want that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You belong to me now. Yes. Yeah. The. The weird thing was I had mine happen on the 51. I was on the freeway about 45, and just a small bump sets it off and it started to shake. I'm like, oh, my alignment's off. And then it was like, no, it's not. And this isn't getting better. And it's left and right and you. Luckily, I didn't try to fix it. Right. Just get my hands on the wheel and slowly let off gas. Yeah. Because you can feel the. The whole thing's not going to get better if you speed through or break.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And luckily I got smart with it, but it was horrifying. They call it the death wobble. Yeah. And everybody goes, ahaha. It's a big deal.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, you got that.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you got the death level. I had that once. I'm like, death wobble. It's not like the, you know, the minor inconvenience wobble. It's the death wobble. Yeah. And they're like, yeah, you'll die from that if you do the wrong thing, man. And took it right over to the dealership and they've had it for a week.

[Corey Walsh]

And they.

[Brady Bogan]

They.

[Corey Walsh]

They come out like this girl, thank you. Listen, don't tell mom.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't let anybody know. And they even said it's like I had wobbling on the freeway. You got the death wobble. The dealership even calls it the death wobble. They're not even trying to dress it up. Yeah. So. But it's fine. They're worth it.

[Brett Toledo]

First time I got rear ended in the Pinto runabout and it exploded.

[Brady Bogan]

That happened. I mean, yeah, the folks over at Ford are like, let's just keep this between each other, but Adam is here this weekend. You can go to Desert Ridge improv.com grab tickets. And you can also probably see him wandering around Barrett. Jackson, you were there. Yes. Brady ran into you yesterday.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And maybe stalking was involved.

[Corey Walsh]

Well, I can't get enough of Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I was going to say. You knew we would be there.

[Corey Walsh]

I was sitting there going, is he dead yet? Brady, I fixed the jeep.

[Brady Bogan]

Is he dead yet? Now you're mine. Is it?

[Brett Toledo]

We got more work to do, Adam. There's more work to do.

[Corey Walsh]

There's More.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. Every year. Year in January comes and loosens up another nut on my car.

[Corey Walsh]

I hear.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Hoping that Brady can Each crank. Hoping that Brady and him can be together. Did you.

[Corey Walsh]

You saw something? We saw the.

[Brady Bogan]

The.

[Corey Walsh]

The Batmobile.

[Brett Toledo]

The Batmobile.

[Brady Bogan]

Now, did you guys. Did Brady bother you for a while, or was it just a hot.

[Corey Walsh]

We had a lovely time.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you stay together?

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, we did.

[Brady Bogan]

We.

[Corey Walsh]

We talked over the. I didn't. I didn't come outside.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Oh, there was a rope between you.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, I kept the barrier.

[Corey Walsh]

I was. I was shooting inside. I said, brady. I hugged him. I go don't.

[Brady Bogan]

Outside the road. And did you have a signal for someone else to go? Hey, been nice seeing you. Gotta go code. Where was. Did some. Yeah. But nobody came and go, hey, Adam. Scrambled eggs. Scrambled eggs. I guess you got to get to breakfast. And then he moved on. We were laughing a lot.

[Corey Walsh]

We had a good day with your daughter. She wanted a.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it's always funny to watch Brady try to climb a velvet rope. So I'm sure the laughs were.

[Brett Toledo]

Where is that the. The other. The Corvin Corvette? That was like. Was it four people in the front seat?

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, they got.

[Brady Bogan]

They. They.

[Corey Walsh]

There's a.

[Brett Toledo]

They customized a Corvette.

[Corey Walsh]

It comes up. There's two motors.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know. Those are the ones where I walk around. That's dumb.

[Corey Walsh]

They got the bat boat there.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what Brady.

[Corey Walsh]

He sold the bat boat yesterday.

[Brady Bogan]

They sold it. Yeah. That poor guy is got. There's so much buyer's remorse in someone's.

[Corey Walsh]

Driveway in the bat boat in the back. Not much buyer's remorse. The wife goes like, what.

[Brady Bogan]

What did you do? Hear me out in the water. How many times after Barrett Jackson has hear me out. The first thing that happened.

[Corey Walsh]

This is a collector's eye. And I bought you. I bought you the Catwoman mask. Put this on. I got an idea for our anniversary.

[Brady Bogan]

And I don't know why you don't care about our future. I'm the only one investing.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm trying to get things for we can do together.

[Brett Toledo]

And then the husband that bought the. Is it called the mud cut? You know, the dog. The dog mobile from there that sold.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I didn't see. And that's the thing. Like, there is. This is proof. Guys are just cooler than girls. If a girl went out and came home with the bat boat, she wouldn't have to open the door. Hear me out.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, that's my wife.

[Brady Bogan]

Be like, what did you just do? I bought the effing bat boat. And you'd be in the front hugging. Your relationship would be so much better. Yeah, but she would never do that. Your wife's always going to have logic on her side with that bat boat purchase that we don't have. We need this. Yeah, we. Yeah, the bat.

[Brett Toledo]

Sell the bat copter, you know, the old there. It was transported over. And on the way over, A rock hit the fridge Front bubble, Glassed it, and it broke it.

[Brady Bogan]

So they can't sell new vision auto glass. And we were saying, like, where you can't go grill. You get up to $375 back if you qualify. And they'll handle the insurance. This is easy. What do you think? Do you think adam west had insurance? I God knows believe I have a broken windshield.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm in.

[Brady Bogan]

Good. I have to.

[Brett Toledo]

Holy deductible.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm on the phone with flo. Robin. Yeah. I don't know. So you enjoyed it this year? Do you rank them year to year, the barrett jacksons that you're here for? It's just fun.

[Corey Walsh]

It's just I've been to so many. This is my favorite. The biggest. The big one here in arizona.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It's huge. Yeah, it's huge. But does it bore you now, after a few years, like, you start okay cars? No, but you look.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, look at that.

[Corey Walsh]

Look what they did to that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. See, I look at some of them, and I'm just like, ah, done. Yeah. I don't know why you being a pessimist. I'm not a pessimist. I am a realist.

[Corey Walsh]

A realist. Yeah. By the way, the jeep got to death While I was like, I can't take this guy.

[Brady Bogan]

The chief was trying to kill himself. Yeah. I'm taking them with me. This is enough. I'm doing society a favor. But, no, I, I just, I, I. I find it to be. It's the dichotomy. It's the. It's the paradox of choice. There's too much to look at. Yeah. And so eventually, I just start making it all the same. And then I start going, ah, this is all stupid. So.

[Corey Walsh]

So your. Your mind gives you an exit plan.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Immediately, like, I look, I'm like, oh, cool. And I'll find, like, two or three cool things. And then everything from there on Is just kind of the same. And I just try to hurry through.

[Corey Walsh]

I just love what the. The artistry of what these guys do. Like, there was a.

[Brady Bogan]

A.

[Corey Walsh]

A 61 Corvette, but they. They put the. They took a 58 because the 58 had the bezels around the chrome bezels around the license.

[John Holmberg]

There's little.

[Corey Walsh]

Little things like that around on the headlights.

[Brady Bogan]

Details. Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

I love all that.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like when construction guys notice, like, little cuts in a column or something. You'd never see what he did with that crown molding. That guy's an artist.

[Corey Walsh]

He's a freaking honest. That ain't a miter. That's a thing of beauty right there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I don't see it.

[Brett Toledo]

The other thing is all the TV show cars, you know, going through them, I'm like, oh, there's. I thought it was Magnum P.I. what? 308 Ferrari.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm looking at it, and it says. No, this was in the movie Vacation.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Corey Walsh]

It was Christy Brinkley's car.

[Brett Toledo]

And it's a Fiero converted. It is.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[Brett Toledo]

So I couldn't tell the difference at first. You look at it, they made it into a. To look like a Ferrari for the movie. It was just a Fiero, and it sold for 20 grand.

[Brady Bogan]

So a rich. A rich gay guy got it.

[Brett Toledo]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God. You get a Fiero, and it's fooling your friends. There you go. That's. Wow. Yeah. I wouldn't see in those things. I just looking. Oh, I got. And then I feel like I got ripped off. I. I don't appreciate it enough.

[Corey Walsh]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

That's my thing. I don't. I go there without the appreciation of some of the workmen in the craftsmanship. And I look at it and, well, that's neat. And I feel like I'm doing a disservice to the whole Barrett Jackson by being a guy who kind of just goes neat.

[Corey Walsh]

Maybe you let a little joy in your heart, things will change.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just saying, why do that? It's all a disappointment. Yeah. This point, it's all a Fiero dressed as a Ferrari. Fine. But so what? That's life. That's a metaphor.

[Brett Toledo]

It's. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Metaphors, just.

[Brett Toledo]

And that's how it goes for a lot of those guys that build the custom. You know, they got 800 hours of their life into this car, and they.

[Tripp Reeb]

Sell it for 20 grand.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I think Trump put a stop to that whole Fiero dressing like a Ferrari thing, though. Yeah. We don't think we're allowed to do that.

[Corey Walsh]

We don't.

[Brady Bogan]

I think that's it. It's. It's either a Ferrari, a Ferrari, or Fiero. There's no in between. What else going on? Your world? I got.

[Corey Walsh]

Well, first of all, I want to thank. I Got friends at LA County Fire. Because my house was like.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Corey Walsh]

Where were you? I was 11. I was six blocks from the mandatory.

[Brady Bogan]

Evacuation in Pasadena or Santa Monica.

[Corey Walsh]

And I was. I wasn't even home. I was in. I was shooting in New York. I was doing an episode. I just shot an episode of Elsbeth.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah. Which, by the way, thank you for saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on CBS, 20 minutes. Trying to get my mother to say that.

[Brady Bogan]

Right?

[Corey Walsh]

I said, you're on Elizabeth. Yeah. Oh, send me a tape. My mother. So she calls my brother.

[Brady Bogan]

Send me a tape.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah. She calls my brother Johnny. My brother Johnny goes, mom says, you're working with Queen Elizabeth. She's dead. What the hell are you doing with Queen Elizabeth? So then it's not Queen Elizabeth.

[Brady Bogan]

I gotta go.

[Corey Walsh]

Then I get a text from my niece. Are you on the crown?

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. Look for. It's heavy makeup. You won't recognize.

[Corey Walsh]

Just stop it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

So there's all that confusion. So I'm shoot. I'm on set. I have no idea what's going on. Phone's off. I'm working. Then I turn my phone on. After lunch, I get a text from my friend. My wife's name is Alex. If she needs a place to stay, she can come here. And I'm like, what are you talking about?

[Brady Bogan]

Someone asked me or something.

[Corey Walsh]

We did have a disagreement before I left, but I didn't think it was that bad. And what's she doing calling you?

[Brady Bogan]

Like, I can't take this son of a bitch. Another man?

[Brett Toledo]

No.

[Corey Walsh]

So I call my wife and I go, like, honey, what's going. I didn't want to bother you at work, honey. Calling me and saying, where's the big extension card? One thing that's an inconvenience.

[Brady Bogan]

The city's on fire.

[Corey Walsh]

Cities on flames. Rock and roll and Blue Oyster cults taking our house is something I need to know.

[Brady Bogan]

Did. She had to evacuate. She had to get out. Yeah. Our boss lost his house.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

In the palaces? Yeah. It's crazy. It's like a really weird thing when it's that close and you see the pictures I got.

[Corey Walsh]

I'll show you pictures on my phone. She took a picture from the roof. You could see the cone, the yellow.

[Brady Bogan]

Part of the fire. That's how close it was. Yeah. I can't even imagine it's already staying.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, well, I haven't been home yet. I was in New York. We wrapped up. Then I shot a special. I shot a standup special on Long island where I'M from. And then I came right here. So we haven't been home yet.

[Brady Bogan]

We've been worried that this is going to drive more Los Angelenos our direction. So I'm.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm here.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. And I'm trying to. And we're trying to stop that. So my thought is that we could put, like, a small Confederate flag on our flag.

[Corey Walsh]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

And just kept. Have them go. Well, we'll just. We'll just keep driving to Texas.

[Corey Walsh]

We'll get at it.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll just do one thing. We don't ever mention it, but it's like, do you know they have the Confederate flag? And I think that's a good idea. You guys can just keep going through. This place is all full up.

[Corey Walsh]

I want to thank you for your open heart.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no. I'm sorry for your problems. I'm sorry for all that.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

But like Elon Musk.

[John Holmberg]

But don't come here.

[Brady Bogan]

You can just keep going. Just keep going over there. We'll give you directions with our right arm. This direction, please.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm not. I'm not. I'm pointing towards Poland. I'm not seeing.

[Brady Bogan]

Texas is over there.

[Corey Walsh]

Go to Poland. Go to Poland. It'll be ours in nine days.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. Right. No, I just. I. I feel bad for everybody because I. I don't. I wouldn't want to let live in a place that can burst into flames, have earthquakes. And now they're worried that the rain's gonna happen.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And mudslides are gonna bury everything.

[Corey Walsh]

We had all that rain and that. That fed the vegetation. It all grew back, and it's like, it was not a story.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Everybody's got a mess. It's everybody's fault.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't understand why everybody's blaming one side. Everybody was at fault for this mess because nobody paid attention until it got terrible, and then they're pointing fingers. It's terrible. I would move out of there in a heartbeat. I've said this a million times. If I. If you look out that window right there and see Camel Back Mountain. And I said, adam, I'm going to show you a house here, and you're going to love it. You're like, wow, this is a great place. I'm like, now, I do have to warn you that every year in August, there's a chance that mountain's going to get up and start spinning around, stomp out some stuff. We never know what direction it's going to go. But, man, do you still want the house? Do I get a jeep? With a brand new. A brand new front end.

[Corey Walsh]

Well, I would live here now. Yeah, but I've been here in the summer.

[Brady Bogan]

It's fine. No, it's not. It's survival.

[Corey Walsh]

It's Mars.

[Brady Bogan]

Nothing. Yeah, but you know what? It's hotter in la.

[Corey Walsh]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, our houses. Dry heat. You know it's hotter in Los Angeles.

[Corey Walsh]

So is nuclear fallout.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a dry heat because half Los Angeles is the sun now. So it's just constantly on fire. I wouldn't buy the beach.

[Corey Walsh]

I. I'm.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm so was the people. Houses on the beach burned.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm 10°. You gotta find a bed and everything, don't you?

[Brady Bogan]

Bad. How do you find good on beach? House is burning.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm at the beach. Well, some of them burnt out. Well, some of them didn't.

[Brett Toledo]

Let's look at that.

[Brady Bogan]

That can't be your house. But that can't be your argument. Some didn't.

[Corey Walsh]

Well, I've been here in the summer. What's your argument?

[Brady Bogan]

It's walk it off. I survived it. Don't stare at this summer.

[Corey Walsh]

You guys have those in the summertime.

[Brady Bogan]

You got.

[Corey Walsh]

You got those. Those little misters like your lizards coming from one hot rock.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, we just. We just were prepared. Prepared?

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Why would you take that Los Angeles? Why wouldn't you guys?

[Brett Toledo]

But then we could go up an hour and a half north.

[Brady Bogan]

This is why we don't want your LA ideas are all like we don't prepare for anything. Why do you have misters? Because it's too hot to live here. These sons of change time. That is true too. We don't need you thinking that's a good idea. We don't need you to think that's a good idea. We want it hot and light and don't start screwing with my clocks. I can't redo my phone. That's impossible. Does it itself. I got. I had.

[Corey Walsh]

I had a bunch of conference calls and zooms and I'm like I'm in Arizona. Oh, what time is that? We're doing log rhythms trying to figure everything out.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I just, I. I feel terrible for everybody that happened to. But I would. I would not want to live in a place that has that much trouble.

[Corey Walsh]

Okay, so then where are you going to go? I mean where you.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, not here first off. Confederacy and the whole arm thing. All right, fine. That's out. Texas is good. They got beaches.

[Corey Walsh]

Flat, hot.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but not on fire. That's true. And then not raining and then flooding into the ocean.

[Corey Walsh]

There's Another Jerry Jones.

[Brady Bogan]

That is true. Okay. You always got to go to the negative. Now you're just like, yeah, why didn't. You can answer this for Los Angeles? Like, they kept saying the reservoirs were dry. Yeah, but I'm not a genius or anything, but I'm pretty sure there's a big body of water, like, right next to where this was going on. Yeah, use that. But. Okay.

[Corey Walsh]

Do I look like Aquaman?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, no. I mean, they're dipping into reservoirs with helicopters.

[Brett Toledo]

They were dipping in. Into the ocean. What are we talking about?

[Brady Bogan]

Reservoirs?

[John Holmberg]

And people's saw, too.

[Brett Toledo]

The problem with the ocean water is on the vegetation. After you put out the fire, they say the saline stuff and the other stuff in the water.

[Brady Bogan]

So what?

[Brett Toledo]

Won't let things grow back.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Brady, if your house is on fire and I bring salt water to the party, like, no, no, no, we'll wait. I want my grass to come there. But they're trying to figure it out.

[John Holmberg]

They're worried about Roundup. I mean, come on, just. Just let it go.

[Brady Bogan]

Let it go.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm starving. But no msg.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, no.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Nobody. Way too much.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody in Africa ever complains when we drop down MSG out of the planes onto the people. They eat everything we.

[Corey Walsh]

Does this have salt?

[Brady Bogan]

I can't. It makes me.

[John Holmberg]

I'm lacking.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody in Africa is not drinking the milk or eating the cheese. They're taking it all. Yeah, he makes a good point. I don't want to hear about your salt water issues. When your house is on fire.

[Brett Toledo]

You can have.

[John Holmberg]

You can have artificial turf.

[Corey Walsh]

The Canadian, the Canadians. The planes came down, they flew down, they scooped up the water.

[Brady Bogan]

I love all that. Oh, it's amazing.

[Corey Walsh]

Look at what you can do.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's incredible. But then they're like, oh, reservoirs are dry. I got the ocean.

[Corey Walsh]

I got buddies at LA County Fire, and I got the. There's an app called Watch Duty where you could see the fires and stuff. And there's cameras on Wilshire. I'm. I'm just looking at this thing, and it's amazing to me how they updating everything.

[Brady Bogan]

And. Yeah, it's.

[Corey Walsh]

It's.

[Brady Bogan]

It's when.

[Corey Walsh]

When human beings put their mind to stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

He's like, wow. Yeah. When we do stuff for good, it tends to be great. And then a few weeks later, somebody goes, you know what else you can do with this? Yeah. And usually it's porn first, and then.

[Corey Walsh]

Horrible, horrible things, and then deceiving others for fun and profit.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what it is. That's what it always is, and it's terrifying. Speaking of, Adam's at Desert Ridge Improv this weekend, pretending that he cares about your fun night.

[Corey Walsh]

I do care about your foot. Come down. I will spread some joy.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. You will. And you will do that. That is for sure. But really, deep down, this is just a business trip.

[Corey Walsh]

Deep down that he has a mortgage.

[Brady Bogan]

You got a mortgage, you got to pay it.

[Corey Walsh]

It's a business trip, and God knows what the insurance is going to be. Now come down. Two shows tonight, two shows tomorrow.

[Brett Toledo]

Please help him get one on Sunday.

[Brady Bogan]

And if you could do it, you'd do it, too. If somebody said, hey, you want to go to Barrett Jackson? I'll cover the. The flight and the room I have.

[Corey Walsh]

This is my. One of my favorite times a year because I get to do the. The two things I love. I get to stand up. I get to see the cars.

[Brady Bogan]

And.

[Corey Walsh]

And Brady showed up. This is nice.

[Brady Bogan]

Now, how did that go? Brady shows up. You're like, hey, I know that guy. And it's pleasant at first and how many cars? Until you're like, he's staying the whole time.

[Corey Walsh]

No, we sat there and talked. Right.

[Brady Bogan]

That's my point.

[Corey Walsh]

Right outside. A Pagani.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what that means.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, there we go.

[Corey Walsh]

A Pagani who was Huira.

[Brady Bogan]

It's beautiful. I don't even know what that's a supercar. Okay.

[Brett Toledo]

I thought she was hot.

[Corey Walsh]

I know.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. She sounds amazing. She.

[Corey Walsh]

She is incontinent.

[Brady Bogan]

Was she in an Elvis movie? Did you see the girl from Up? You want to see a picture?

[Corey Walsh]

I really don't.

[Brady Bogan]

I really. She's. It's. I'm sure she is. Is that a deal breaker? Would you stay with your wife if she has to wear diapers forever?

[Corey Walsh]

I love my wife.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't love anything that much. I'm.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm. I'm stunned to hear that from you.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm surprised. I'm not even friends with Brady because I'm pretty sure he's close.

[Corey Walsh]

God's sake. Your jeep tried to kill itself, right? Just because of the way you drive.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady's last day on the air would be the one where he says, diapers. From here on out, I'm like, I'm not dealing with that.

[Corey Walsh]

Ray's last day on the air was. I can't take anymore.

[Brett Toledo]

In a world.

[Corey Walsh]

There's the Pagani.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at that. Unreal. That Beautiful.

[Brett Toledo]

That's ridiculous.

[Brady Bogan]

What?

[Corey Walsh]

That's the Hawaii. There's a. There's a Zonda F. Roadster which is like an open cockpit, giant exhaust on the back.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

What's tax title allow door on.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. What are we going to td?

[Corey Walsh]

Listen, what's it going to take to get you into this car?

[Brady Bogan]

If I give this number to you, you sign it, take it to my manager, we can do this. Who makes that thing?

[Corey Walsh]

Pagani.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a guy? Yeah. Look at that. That's stunning. I've never seen that before. Or maybe I haven't. I just didn't know what it was. That's. What. Are those run a lot? Yeah, pretty. Pretty heavy.

[Brett Toledo]

Over a mil.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Gotta be 2 million. All right. Yeah. Brad's throwing how many you have? Yeah, that'll just bid on it. I'm not sure. But that's amazing that glass. So. Yeah, those are cool to see. Yeah. And there's one of those there. And Brady and you were sitting by.

[Corey Walsh]

A Pagan talking and we were just.

[Brett Toledo]

Sitting on the hood.

[Corey Walsh]

I mean it was sitting on the hood. Couple beers on the tailgate.

[Brady Bogan]

Is there a sign over that said Pagani? What? Did something say Pagani?

[Corey Walsh]

Yes, there's the.

[Brady Bogan]

The.

[Corey Walsh]

The.

[Brady Bogan]

That's why he was there. He thought that was food.

[Brett Toledo]

I thought it was.

[Brady Bogan]

Hot sandwiches. They drop it in one of them. George Foreman Grillers. Yeah, Pagani. I've never heard of it, but I think that's why Brady. Was there something in Italian?

[Brett Toledo]

Pagani.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And then. So what's your favorite thing you saw there so far? Brady. Brady was your favorite thing. What a pathetic. Just a big, big $3.4 million for a Pagani.

[John Holmberg]

That was in 2020.

[Corey Walsh]

But we'll throw in the floor mats.

[Brady Bogan]

My God.

[Corey Walsh]

Because it was real. It was like, you know, I sat in the original Batmobile, one that Craig had over at the office. Four million.

[Brady Bogan]

And the first, very first, very first.

[Corey Walsh]

One that was built out of the 55 Lincoln Futurist.

[Brady Bogan]

Toro, man.

[Corey Walsh]

This one.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, wait, before the Adam west one because.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, that was the Adam West.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. So the one before that was the guy who wore pajamas in the black and white. And it was like. I literally. I think he drove an Edsel. It was not been crime. I'm not kidding. It was an old 50s like wagon and Batman had shot out of it in the worst. Batman.

[Brett Toledo]

Before Adam West.

[Brady Bogan]

Before Adam west there was an original Batman. I think it was movies.

[Corey Walsh]

Well, he was a. It was a detective.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he was the Red Dragon or something like that.

[Corey Walsh]

No, no, that was Silence of the Lamb.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's right. Confused. James Gum with Adam West. No, he was originally A detective as the red something. And that ended up turning into Joker.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

So they moved Batman in on that. I know. And I'm not a nerd on that stuff. I just happen to know that.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, I was a nerd for the car. When I saw the car, I went, that's amazing. And I found the car. It was made out of the one at the. That they have a Barrett Jackson's steel body, but it's made out of a 66. It's built on a 66 Ford Galaxy.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding. So I saw him when I lived in. In California for a little while before I moved out. After I lit that fire, I. I saw the real Batmobile in Burbank pulled up to me at a stoplight. Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

George Barris's shop was right there.

[Brady Bogan]

So amazing. Yeah, It's a monkey mobile there.

[Corey Walsh]

The monkey mobile was there.

[Brady Bogan]

I think they sold it.

[Brett Toledo]

They must have sold it, but they didn't have the sign on there.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Corey Walsh]

Or maybe it's that, the monkey mobile. Or is that a Honda?

[Brady Bogan]

What is that?

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And at that point you're like, all right, Brady, it's been an hour. Go get your bikini.

[Brett Toledo]

Which is what? You know what kind of. I mean, they gto. They stretched that side of it, and they stretched.

[Corey Walsh]

They stretched the whole GTO out. And then. Well, you know what terrified me as a kid watching that car? The exhaust came out of the front wheel well. And I was like, if this guy hits a bump, he's gonna crack the exhaust.

[Brett Toledo]

That's all I could focus, Matt, you're right.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the original Batmobile.

[Corey Walsh]

What crime is he chasing in that thing?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, probably taxes. Yeah. What is that car, do you know?

[John Holmberg]

It's a 49 Merc.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a Mercury Merc, all right.

[Corey Walsh]

It's a lead sled.

[Brady Bogan]

I have no idea what that is, but I remember Batman. And there's that. There's the one. That's the one right there. The real Batmobile. And they have. They seemingly have that at Barrett Jackson every year. There's a Batmobile and Starsky and Hutch. What?

[Corey Walsh]

Well, the Torino.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Do you like the Gran Torino? It was.

[Corey Walsh]

I like the 72. I think that was a. Was it a 76?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't even know. So I had to be around.

[Corey Walsh]

I like the 72 because the Grand Grill was smaller.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

The lights were cool.

[Brady Bogan]

No clue. I just knew Starsky and Hutch had it. And Hutch had a credit card. Starsky had the good one. Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

And they would slide across the hood.

[John Holmberg]

It was like Miami Vice, too, though. Tubs had the crazy catalog.

[Brett Toledo]

But it was hilarious growing up when people would just do the Starsky and Hutch paint job on a different car.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, the best.

[Corey Walsh]

Like on a duster.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's the best. It was a 776.

[Corey Walsh]

It was 76.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

But.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. What. What car? As you know, you were on Top Gear. You've been a car guy. What car do you want to see in? You have it.

[Corey Walsh]

The Pope mobile with the Pope in it.

[Brady Bogan]

You think will pull that off?

[Corey Walsh]

One year I went, okay, so I went to the Peterson Museum. They took me in the basement. He showed me all the cool stuff. So the Pope went to Mexico. I forget which Pope it was. You know, John Paul, I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, one of them went to Mexico.

[Corey Walsh]

So they get an old Caddy at dts and they stretched it out, and they made it look like an El Camino. And they put a fishing chair so Pope could ride in a fishing chair and wave at everybody.

[Brady Bogan]

A swivel chair.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, swivel chair. But it looked like a fish. Like a thing for the ride.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's like Qu from Jaws was sitting back there.

[Corey Walsh]

I'll never put on a life jacket again.

[Brett Toledo]

Keep chumming.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So.

[Corey Walsh]

So they put this in it. No, no, nothing. No, no glass around it. Just an open.

[Brady Bogan]

Just the open big chair.

[Corey Walsh]

So they. The hope lands in Mexico. The Swiss Guard comes over, looks at it. The Pope goes, oh, thank you very much. He blesses the thing. And the Swiss Guard leans over, goes, you're not riding this pizza. So they have the car at the Peterson. So I'm like, can I sit in there and take a picture? And they guy goes, you can. But the last guy that did that got really sick and almost died. I said, I don't need to sit in it. What could be a curse on it? I don't know if the Pope cursed it.

[Brady Bogan]

Somebody cursed it.

[Corey Walsh]

Somebody. The Mexicans cursed it.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what happen. They might have thrown.

[Brett Toledo]

That was the attempt.

[Corey Walsh]

We made this.

[Brady Bogan]

A papa himo sitting. I don't know what. They threw the chicken head at it or something. I don't know what happened.

[Corey Walsh]

So I didn't sit. And why. My impression of a Mexican sounded like Luigi.

[Brady Bogan]

He's down there in Mexico.

[Corey Walsh]

Sounded like my grandfather. What are you doing? You're not sitting in the chair.

[Brady Bogan]

Where's this guy from? You know, I get a puppet chat. I believe that in my own. A little Mexican affiliate. Yes.

[Corey Walsh]

You want.

[Brady Bogan]

You.

[Corey Walsh]

You want a nachos a parmigiani.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Corey Walsh]

Get in the car.

[Brady Bogan]

The nacho cheese is like a mama maid. Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

There was an assassination attempt on the.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course it was. What did he ride in?

[Corey Walsh]

I. I don't know. Why didn't they got an Uber?

[Brady Bogan]

What do I know? They got a holy Uber. So that's the one car you' seen.

[Corey Walsh]

I've. So I've.

[Brady Bogan]

I've seen the real Popemobile.

[Corey Walsh]

The real poem.

[Brady Bogan]

The one with the square hero.

[Brett Toledo]

Done the mobile out of animal.

[Brady Bogan]

They had that too.

[Corey Walsh]

The death model made out of a Lincoln. Yep, they had that too.

[Brady Bogan]

That was Yesterday.

[Corey Walsh]

Yesterday. Ghostbusters. The 59. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Which one?

[Brett Toledo]

300,000 for the.

[Brady Bogan]

The animal house. Oh, the Ghostbusters went for like 50. Good idea. Till you pull up to the house. Yeah. And then you got to explain it to people. And. And then your neighbors start coming over to look at it. Now you got to deal with them. This is just awful. Awful. No thanks.

[Corey Walsh]

Looks good on paper.

[Brady Bogan]

It's.

[John Holmberg]

It's such a good idea neighborhood in this.

[Brady Bogan]

And next to it there's a death mobile and it's 270 for the Ghostbusters hearse. That's silly. What's the most you've spent on a car ever?

[Corey Walsh]

Not much. I will tell you this. This was my, my best story. I bought, I bought an 08 E350 mid mid sized Mercedes. I still have it. Right. So I went. I usually buy. I never buy new cars. Because you're taking a 46% hit, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Immediately. Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

So what I do like is I like the lease returns.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

Because the manufacturer guarantee lease certified pre owned lease returns. And I always spend the money, whatever protects the motherboards. I don't care.

[Brady Bogan]

The pouch.

[Corey Walsh]

Because once the computers go, you're done.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Corey Walsh]

So you know they're going to talk to. No, you don't need it. Yeah, I do.

[Brady Bogan]

I want that important.

[Corey Walsh]

So I go on Friday. I go hopefully at the end of the month if I can do the end of the year. The end of the year because they got to spin everything over. And I go like a half hour before closing.

[Brady Bogan]

Because they want to go.

[Corey Walsh]

They want to go home.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

Right. So that, that's. I timed this out right. I did the Tonight Show Thursday night and then I told my wife we're going to go buy a car. Right. And she, she wanted Mercedes. Okay. So we call him Mercedes deals and we're going down there. There's a BMW dealer right across the street. I pull in there. My wife's like we don't want a BMW. So I'm like, we're not getting a BMW. Walk in. I look up on the. On the window on the wall, and there's a frame picture of salesman of the month, Michael. Whatever his name is, Right? Okay, come on, let's go over a Mercedes dealer. I tell my wife, listen, I'm gonna be talking money with.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't ruin this.

[Corey Walsh]

No, I said, I'm gonna. I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna walk away. You come and get me right when that happens.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay? So we go for the ride.

[Corey Walsh]

We do the whole thing. We sit down, we're talking money with the guy. I said, I'll give you this for it. He goes, I can't do it for that. I said, you know what? I'm sorry. I thought you wanted to sell a car. I get up and I walk out. My wife goes, I'll go get him. And she's talking.

[Brett Toledo]

He goes, now what?

[Corey Walsh]

I go, calm me down. She goes, why are you upset? I go, I'm not upset. I want him to think I'm upset.

[Brady Bogan]

Just calm me down.

[Corey Walsh]

She goes, okay, calm down.

[Brett Toledo]

Calm down.

[Brady Bogan]

Right to her knees.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, calm down. All right. So we walked back there. I said, listen, Mike over BMW said he can put me in a five series for this number. I'm buying a German card today.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

Am I putting your name on the check? Am I putting Mike's name check?

[Brady Bogan]

Good move.

[Corey Walsh]

Guy goes, let me go talk to my manager. He gets up, he walks away. My wife leans over and goes, who's Mike? I don't know, but he knows who Mike.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. That's a good move.

[Corey Walsh]

Guy came back and I got the call.

[Brady Bogan]

Nice.

[Corey Walsh]

For that moment.

[Brady Bogan]

That's pretty good.

[Brett Toledo]

Amazing.

[Brady Bogan]

I went to buy a car dressed as I dress. Good. And it was at the Ferrari Maserati dealership. And, yeah, I wasn't getting one of those. I wasn't getting a Ferrari or anything. So I'm walking around. Actually went there for. Because I saw a Range Rover, okay. And was going to get it for Megan. And so we get over there, and no one would help us. Yeah. And then I saw the Maserati Levante, and I really liked it. Same deal. It was at least nine months old. The price was half. I'm like, this is a great car. I'm like, this is the one. So I'm hanging around by. Nobody comes to help me, Right. So I leave in a huff. I'll go to the other Maserati dealership.

[Corey Walsh]

Did Julia Robertson pretty well?

[Brady Bogan]

I Did I. Did you want that commission? And I was going to say, well, the big problem with that was Julia Roberts had other shops that sold that stuff. I thought there was a Maserati dealership up here, and I was going to go over there and get it. And so I called him and told him, hey, maybe I was not necessarily in a suit and tie today, but I could have gotten somebody to say, hey, how you doing? You. You just lost a sale of this, this, and this. I was buying it for cash today. We were done, and a guy calls me back and he goes, hey, listen to the show. First off, I'm in trouble now. And then he goes, I don't know where else you're going to go. You need to come back. I threw this big fit on the phone, and I never do that. Big fit on the phone of like, I'll show you. And I'm driving my. I'm pretty woman in this thing. And there wasn't another dealership. So the next day I slunk back in there and bought that guy. It's like, good to have you back. Didn't move it a dollar either.

[Corey Walsh]

I would have bought it over the Internet, just drove it past. I would have bought somewhere. I called, have bought a Fiero and changed it into a Maserati.

[Brady Bogan]

That was it. Yeah, I called Las Vegas, but the shipping fees made it a dumb deal just for spiked. But I thought about it.

[Brett Toledo]

My method is so much easier. I go in there, I'm like, I just want to pay full price.

[Brady Bogan]

Whatever, you guys. Adam Ferrars at Desert Ridge Improv tonight, tomorrow, and Sunday, all weekend long. Desert Ridge improv.com. leave us with words of wisdom, sir. What do you got?

[Corey Walsh]

Men don't do pushups naked over a mousetrap.

[Brady Bogan]

That's. That's incredible. And if you have a house that small, maybe change out your gym. And you also have a roadmap issue. Yeah, get some of that salt water and start pouring it around. Thanks for coming in, Adam. Always good.

[Corey Walsh]

Always good to see you, baby.

[Brady Bogan]

Adam Ferrar, everybody doing it. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny?

[Brett Toledo]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?

[Brady Bogan]

We just found something out here I'm not real happy with. This may actually be a boycott of the squares today. Really legit beef, because we're running so late anyway. Can you come in Monday?

[Tripp Reeb]

Sure.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll do them Monday. Okay, Toledo, don't break your neck. We gotta get to the bottom of this. Yeah. We're gonna do the entertainment drill. And in lieu of the squares, we're on strike. For our own Thriller.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we're on strike.

[Brady Bogan]

The squares are on strike. So Monday with you until. Yeah, that's right. I'm gonna do my Elon Musk salute for you.

[Tripp Reeb]

Congratulations.

[Brady Bogan]

Heart goes out to you, Thriller. Our man Thriller. Corey, right? Y. Y. How in the world is nobody. I'm just kidding. That lend it to the joke. That was the fun part of the whole thing. He's unrecognized here, my man. And you know what this is, Cory?

[Tripp Reeb]

What's that?

[Brady Bogan]

This is an insult to your handicap, okay? That nobody, aside from this loving, caring program that you're on right now.

[Tripp Reeb]

And Chris.

[Brady Bogan]

And Chris, but he had to. Has taken you in. They've avoided you because you're hobbling around here. Nobody wants to ask questions or everybody's on eggshells.

[Tripp Reeb]

It might spread.

[Brady Bogan]

And they. Exactly. They don't know if you're contagious, so they've ignored you. It was Cory's birthday earlier this week. In our emails, our interoffice emails, every day, day, it seems like Emily downstairs is firing off a birthday from somebody in the building.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody in promotions.

[Brady Bogan]

Happy birthday to someone. I don't taka creti. Who's that? Oh, they work at 2016. Like, nobody knows who these people are. Thriller's birthday. He comes in, he goes, I said, how was your week? He said, oh, celebrating my birthday this week. I'm like, nope, we never. We didn't get an email. And then sadly, Thriller says they never do. Not one year has. How long have worked here?

[Tripp Reeb]

Since 2016.

[Brady Bogan]

Jesus Christ. I'd have guessed maybe 2022. No kidding.

[Tripp Reeb]

Yeah. Eight years.

[Brady Bogan]

You're.

[Brett Toledo]

When you 12. You started when you were 12.

[Tripp Reeb]

I was 18.

[Brady Bogan]

Hold on.

[Tripp Reeb]

Yeah, it wasn't full time, but did.

[Brady Bogan]

You see him ever? For the last.

[Tripp Reeb]

I started midnights.

[Brady Bogan]

8 and a half years.

[John Holmberg]

I did.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you used to see. Did you. Did you talk to him?

[Brett Toledo]

Barely. Why would I do that?

[Tripp Reeb]

It's like, hey, leave me alone.

[John Holmberg]

Like, who's this guy?

[Tripp Reeb]

Like, be it up.

[Brady Bogan]

Want to catch it?

[Brett Toledo]

No, he went by a couple times. Hey, Brett, it's my birthday.

[Brady Bogan]

I want. I want from Trip Reeb a public apology.

[Tripp Reeb]

He is here today?

[Brady Bogan]

Is he here today? Tripp needs to apologize to you. And I need him to at least, the very least, suspend or punish whomever is in charge of the birthdays being pumped out on emails. This can I. Is akin to racism, my friend. Oh, really? Yes. Because you're messed up, and people are afraid to confront you about it. Like you're. People are like. I don't even talk about it. Nobody learned your name. Nobody talked to you.

[Tripp Reeb]

Well, I don't go downstairs and talk to anyone.

[Brady Bogan]

It doesn't matter. How many emails have we gotten of people we don't even know work here?

[Tripp Reeb]

Wait.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, there he is. Can you believe this, Trip?

[Tripp Reeb]

It actually worked out.

[Brady Bogan]

He hobbles around this building every day, barely able to walk because of his. I would like to take this opportunity. Yes, Trip, revisit. I would like to take this opportunity on behalf of Hubard Radio. Cory. To publicly apologize to Corey. Go ahead. For. Not for Emily. Throw her under the bus. Not publicizing the fact that his birthday was last week. See? You don't even know. Nobody even cares. Wednesday, you know, and this is pathetic. Yeah. Do you think it's because he's. You know. I really don't care. You're pretty sure, though, that's why nobody's paying attention. Because then you'd have to talk to him. I'm just here for the content. Okay. That's a good answer.

[Tripp Reeb]

That's a good answer. Thank you very much.

[Brady Bogan]

I. I took that as authentic.

[Tripp Reeb]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I genuinely means. I think he meant every word of it. Yeah.

[Tripp Reeb]

Absolutely.

[Brady Bogan]

Now can you go reprimand or suspend Emily? Yes, I will. I know I can count on that. All right, well, thank you, Trip. Whatever you guys want.

[Brett Toledo]

That was done and done.

[Tripp Reeb]

Thank you very much.

[Brady Bogan]

Was huge.

[Tripp Reeb]

That's very kind of you.

[Brady Bogan]

I want that in paper somewhere that your birthday gets recognized annually. Because otherwise we're making fun of handicapped people. We're. We're. We're running some sort of slave operation over here. Not even paying attention. Oh, no.

[Tripp Reeb]

I. I recently got a raise. I'm happy as a clam.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you walk like a clown.

[Tripp Reeb]

That's right. Clip, clap. Clip, clap.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Brett Toledo]

We got a bottle of liquor for you on the way out.

[Brady Bogan]

Has anyone else? Yeah, we're gonna. You like drinking?

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, sure.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. We're gonna get you.

[Brett Toledo]

We're gonna get you fully stocked.

[Brady Bogan]

We're gonna get you loaded up. Yeah. We're gonna be walking straight by noon.

[Tripp Reeb]

There it is. Everyone I talked to is always like.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, we gotta get you drunk. Have you done it? No. You've never been drunk?

[Tripp Reeb]

I don't really want to be.

[Brady Bogan]

Instead of the square squares, you're gonna drink all the way through the office. Are you going home? Yes. Oh, yeah. We're getting Thriller, a birthday bottle. And you're we're doing shots at the end of the show. Good. Maybe the Cezrec to put him over the edge. What if you just start tap dancing? You become like Gregory Hines.

[Tripp Reeb]

Whenever I do drink a little bit, I know that my legs feel amazingly.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, just relaxed, super healthy.

[Tripp Reeb]

I wouldn't say healthy.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, here we go. Kid, give me some glasses. Rick. Richard. We'll do the entertainment. We're going to forego the squares. Yeah, you're going to open up. You never had says Rack. That's not a great place to start, but you're going to get knocked down. We're knocking Corey down today. All right. And we'll drive you home. We'll Uber you back. You're not driving.

[Tripp Reeb]

I want to go where I live. You don't like that area?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I'm not taking you home. We'll get you home. I'm not going to do it myself. What are you crazy? I don't know where you live, but I'm pretty sure I'm never. I've never been there and never will be.

[Tripp Reeb]

Right, You've driven by. Probably the golf courses nearby.

[Brady Bogan]

What course?

[Tripp Reeb]

Legacy.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, we play on that one. Yeah, that's not so bad.

[Brett Toledo]

I think I've seen you.

[Brady Bogan]

You're a little close by.

[Brett Toledo]

Walking along the canal.

[Brady Bogan]

You would recognize there's a lot of people. Anyway, I was very upset when you see. Because you seem so sad that your birthday is not recognized. Thriller. And that's. Did it mean something when Tripp came in there? It was very nice. I'm very thankful.

[Tripp Reeb]

Apology to drag out him and his.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, he got up out of his desk.

[Tripp Reeb]

I feel kind of bad. I was like, well, you don't have to get up and do this. Doesn't it hurt at this point?

[Brady Bogan]

You know what happened right before that?

[Tripp Reeb]

What's that?

[Brady Bogan]

He was in his office listening, and he heard you start complain. And he heard that I said something about it.

[Tripp Reeb]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

And then right before he goes, oh, mother, the cripple needs an apology. And then he got up and he did that authentic thing, right? Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

That was sweet.

[Brady Bogan]

I thought it was too.

[Tripp Reeb]

I. I'm thankful.

[Brady Bogan]

How old are you? 29?

[Tripp Reeb]

28? 27.

[Brady Bogan]

27 years old.

[John Holmberg]

Lee Harvey, you mad man.

[Brady Bogan]

And you're addressing again worse this week than last about the Lee Harvey. No, last week had an Ed Gein vibe. Now you've gone full Lee Harvey T shirt mug shot.

[Brett Toledo]

And this is the way. This is how it happens. You don't acknowledge the guy. Next thing you know, he's shooting up.

[Brady Bogan]

Buildings and yeah, yeah, you'd stop talking birthdays. And you ignore him. He. He goes under the radar, creating a monster. He's like, oh, you want to ignore. Ignore me. I'll show you.

[John Holmberg]

By the way, that's why Tripp came in.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. You know, Trip's no dummy. He's seen school shooters before. He's worked with a few lunatics. He knows how to keep the peace. Be honest with me. And this is a weird question.

[Tripp Reeb]

Go ahead.

[Brady Bogan]

But because people are afraid to ask you things and you probably are like, it doesn't bother me. It's my reality. But people get really touchy about it. I'm the opposite. I will ask the questions no one else.

[Tripp Reeb]

Go ahead.

[Brady Bogan]

At any time in your life, on your birthday, when you blew out the candles, did you wish for it all to go away?

[Tripp Reeb]

No, I can't.

[Brady Bogan]

So you knew. Even young.

[Tripp Reeb]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Like a miracle.

[Tripp Reeb]

No, my parents went down and said, hey, I know this sucks, but it's forever.

[Brett Toledo]

It's the way it is.

[Brady Bogan]

But they never gave you hope that. No, they want to lie, but maybe it will. No. You're positive?

[Tripp Reeb]

No, they said. They have said, oh, theoretically, if you. If it was possible to get rid of it, would you want to? And I was like, yeah, right.

[Brady Bogan]

So you. But as like a six year old boy over your birthday cake, you never.

[Tripp Reeb]

Yeah. They said, hey, we can make a wish.

[Brady Bogan]

Never.

[Brett Toledo]

Where does it stand?

[Brady Bogan]

Make a wish, but not that one.

[Brett Toledo]

Genie comes in, you have three wishes.

[Tripp Reeb]

Oh, that's number three.

[Brady Bogan]

It's. What's one and two?

[Tripp Reeb]

I'll help mother people out.

[Brady Bogan]

What?

[John Holmberg]

This is Miss America costume.

[Brady Bogan]

Beautiful person. And we won't even wish him a happy birthday because Emily hates crippled people so much.

[Tripp Reeb]

Probably some kind of harem.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. He's like a lot of ass. So it's help. Help the community. Loads of ass. And then fix these legs.

[Tripp Reeb]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

In that order.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the order.

[Tripp Reeb]

I mean the wishes.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll tell you, like right now, if I had three wishes. Yes. I probably, until today wouldn't have thought. At least get Cory an email. I may not be fixing you. But that's terrible. What. What would you do when you say you'd help people?

[Tripp Reeb]

I don't know. Just like, I don't know the right way to do it. You want to make sure, like, you're less homeless, who need help in the area in particular, or food insecurity.

[Brett Toledo]

You gotta be specific on the.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, the genie's gonna mess it Up. Can we all be honest? In this room, outside of Corey, if we had the three wishes, we'd never once thought that even Brady was like, probably give back to the homeless.

[Brett Toledo]

I maybe had two people on there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You know them.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You're not thinking, like, just because it personally affects you. So you, Max, and you, my friend. Yeah. That's beautiful. Corey, you're a good person. And I'm sorry. Sorry that Emily Newcomb CR downstairs hates. She's got the handicap so much, she won't even wish you a happy birthday. It's her one job. That's all she does here is she's so busy pumping out birthday wishes on our emails and you got jumped over and I don't think you know.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm going to ask you for a birth certificate, though, just to confirm. Right, because you could be grifting us.

[Tripp Reeb]

For what?

[Brady Bogan]

Birthday wishes?

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, birthday.

[Brady Bogan]

Apologies. You're trying to humiliate Tripp. We'll see right through that.

[Tripp Reeb]

Call my mom and just let her know. She'll tell you the story.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, of you?

[Tripp Reeb]

Yeah. Just like, hey, he fell out.

[Brady Bogan]

Does she tell it terribly? Not terribly. She over it? I hope so. I know she doesn't like it.

[Brett Toledo]

Did you. Did you hear happy birthday from them? From the family?

[Tripp Reeb]

Yeah, of course.

[Brady Bogan]

You probably went to the house and stuff, right? Cakes or. Get any presents?

[Tripp Reeb]

Yeah, yeah, plenty.

[Brady Bogan]

What'd you get? I got giant shoes. Cuz, you've got the biggest feet.

[Tripp Reeb]

Got a lot of books, actually. Got a lot of books.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep. Waste of time. What do you need those?

[Brett Toledo]

Check out the movie.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, there's always a movie. What books do you read?

[Tripp Reeb]

Let's see. Well, I'm going over a book right now. Going over, like, how to survive economic. Economic turmoil.

[Brett Toledo]

That's okay. Read that one.

[Brady Bogan]

You're going through that?

[Tripp Reeb]

Exactly. And then right after that, I have a like, 800 book to read about the life of Jim Henson, the puppeteer. Yeah, that'll be fun.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Tripp Reeb]

I got weird hobbies, man. Yeah, it's not even fun.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody's gonna dive into this. This is exactly what you guys are going to need to remember when the news says 40 people died today in a shooting at Hubbard Radio.

[Tripp Reeb]

That's right.

[Brady Bogan]

In a.

[Brett Toledo]

How dare they do that to puppets.

[Brady Bogan]

Pictures of him with a puppet holding an AR15. All right. Well, Corey, hopefully this made you feel better and more wanted.

[Tripp Reeb]

No, thank you, guys. I really appreciate you being so kind to me.

[Brady Bogan]

It is kind. We're the only ones doing it. Nobody will even talk to you. Walk around downstairs and start introducing yourself.

[Tripp Reeb]

I feel like I'm on bother. They're so. They're so busy down there.

[Brady Bogan]

No, they're ignoring you. Their eyes go straight down.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, but you know what? We just got an email from Emily. Bluebell, upstairs.

[Brett Toledo]

Birthday.

[Brady Bogan]

So the second somebody drops off a pint of ice cream, Emily tells everybody what that is.

[Tripp Reeb]

That's a code word that I'm approaching, watching. I'm Bluebell.

[Brady Bogan]

Blue bell is in the kitchen.

[Tripp Reeb]

Upstairs.

[Brett Toledo]

Upstairs in the kitchen.

[Tripp Reeb]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Tripp Reeb]

I'll let you know when he's out of the building.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you're on the list now, my friend.

[Tripp Reeb]

Oh, great.

[Brady Bogan]

We need to. You should have told us last week. We'd have had a big birthday thing.

[Tripp Reeb]

What's better to celebrate five days ahead when it's not necessary or two days after?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, the pathetic one was this.

[Brett Toledo]

You've been sitting on this since.

[Tripp Reeb]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't want to get to 2016.

[Tripp Reeb]

I don't need to stink of it.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, full time.

[Brady Bogan]

I will.

[Tripp Reeb]

Full time was 2021.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you see the power you wield, too? Or, like, the second you had a complaint, Tripp ran in here to say.

[Tripp Reeb]

I don't want to bother anybody.

[Brady Bogan]

You think if I complain, Tripp ever comes in and says, gee, sorry.

[Tripp Reeb]

Does he not?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Tripp Reeb]

Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

Because he's like, get over it. You can sue him. All you have to do is whisper. And if you said, God forbid, you said, you're also a lesbian, you'll own this place.

[Tripp Reeb]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Holmberg]

Tripp's like the guy with the good parking spot. I'm coming right in.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I'll be there in a second. Actually seen his wheelie McWheels. I don't know his name. I'm all over it.

[Brett Toledo]

All right, next week we're on. On Monday, we're gonna. Oh, my God, is that Kermit the Frog?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You're gonna go.

[Brett Toledo]

He's gonna hook up something on the.

[Brady Bogan]

An autographed.

[Tripp Reeb]

You wanted to meet Kermit.

[Brady Bogan]

He's right down.

[Brett Toledo]

He's right there.

[Brady Bogan]

Sorry about the wrapping paper, but I got you a gift, and it's two sticks with handles with Christmas paper around them. I hope you don't guess what these are. I don't need the crutches. Just in case. Anyway, happy birthday, Thriller. The squares are on strike today and actually works out nicely because we were so late. Yes. All right, we'll do the entertainment drill next. Thriller will be here. Part of it, maybe.

[Brett Toledo]

Thriller Girl.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Brett Toledo]

In lieu of the entertainment.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, no, we gotta do the we'll do the entertainment drill, but it's too late for Thriller draw. Okay, maybe during the week. Next week we'll do a full week of celebrations for Thriller's birthday since this building has ignored him for nine years. You're like Milton.

[Tripp Reeb]

Who's Milton?

[Brady Bogan]

From Office Space. Jesus Christ.

[Tripp Reeb]

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm too young.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, don't say that, okay?

[Brett Toledo]

You're never too old.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Milton's too good. We'll do the entertainment drill next. Happy birthday to. What's your email, by the way?

[Tripp Reeb]

Like, my public email.

[Brady Bogan]

How many peas is that?

[Tripp Reeb]

I was just. You want to dox myself immediately?

[Brady Bogan]

Smells the.

[Brett Toledo]

Says the safe one I get.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. No, no, no. Do you have, like, a company email?

[Tripp Reeb]

I do, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That people will email you because you're working the station.

[Brett Toledo]

All right, well, I've got a problem with that. How'd you get a company?

[Brady Bogan]

Is it Hobbles at Hubbard Radio? What is your company email?

[Tripp Reeb]

I'm sure I say it right because the ending is different than usual. So it is. C Walsh W A L s [e-mail] okay.

[Brady Bogan]

C walshbi.com Everybody wish Corey a happy birthday.

[Tripp Reeb]

Toss it in, you strangers. Talk to me.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't say that. Don't take. Toss it in, strangers. That's. You'll get rent. They'll toss it right back, way too fast saying that. And say, happy birthday to Thriller. This is a tragedy. Entertainment drill's coming up next. We solved something today. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny?

[Brett Toledo]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?

[Brady Bogan]

Emails rolling in for Corey. Typical Hubbard radio move. I used to work for them, dragging their feet on Corey's birthday. It says, this one says, tell Corey, take Cory to Chuck E. Cheese and take a picture of him sitting behind the six large pizzas with all the empty chairs. Like that kid in Tucson. Remember that? We take him out there and say, hubbard birthday party for Corey and Nobod.

[John Holmberg]

Are we doing that today?

[Brady Bogan]

It says Corey got overlooked on his birthday and Caleb and Alec from Shriners just drove by in a Ferrari and flipped him off. You ever get offered to do one of those deals?

[Tripp Reeb]

No, no, no. I'm not broken enough.

[Brady Bogan]

Really? You have to be a little bit busted.

[Brett Toledo]

Fake it.

[Brady Bogan]

I tell you, you'd have been great at that.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, they would have.

[Tripp Reeb]

They would have melted me for all I'm worth.

[Brady Bogan]

First off, you're probably adorable as a kid, right?

[Tripp Reeb]

That's what my mom says.

[Brady Bogan]

And then you went into that awkward face like Caleb's going through that now. Nobody wants to see him. But yeah, you'd have been. And you can speak.

[Tripp Reeb]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

A good spokesperson.

[Tripp Reeb]

Much better than Caleb. That's darn.

[Brady Bogan]

And I came up with this idea because we know Corey. You were premature.

[Tripp Reeb]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Which is one of the reasons this happened.

[Tripp Reeb]

Oh yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And so we missed your birthday. But the good news is we can celebrate when it was supposed to happen.

[Tripp Reeb]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Because this is the six month whoops. Birthday. We get you on that. Nine. When was your birthday supposed to happen?

[Tripp Reeb]

Early March.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Pick a day and we'll have Corey's real birthday. This made me mad. You know what? A lot of people in your corner says, thanks for doing this for Thriller, John. Yeah, I know you're doing it cuz it's funny as hell. But I realize and I sense reality in your voice. You're 1,000% right to put all these cucks on blast. It's a mean girls club and a cool kids club and it's BS and it goes on everywhere.

[Tripp Reeb]

Is that an ex employee? What is that?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. Name's Ron. I haven't known. He's got a limp too. All right.

[Tripp Reeb]

Sick.

[Brady Bogan]

Happy birthday, Thriller. I got time. He deserves a penguin costume for this. Courtesy of Hubbard. That's right. You see what happens when you start making fun of guys?

[Tripp Reeb]

All I have to do is complain to the one of the biggest guys here and it works.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right, Brady. I think he's talking about you. Oh, you meant like. How dare you.

[Brett Toledo]

Now I've got a problem.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady's getting. Brady's birthday's next week. Yes. I guarantee you there'll be door decorations. There'll probably be like a cake. There'll be emails like crazy. Brady will get 300 well wishes from everyone else.

[John Holmberg]

The best part is Brady's not sharing his birthday with you. It's his.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Mike King. My Unreal. Did you watch the Penguin?

[Tripp Reeb]

No, not yet.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's pretty good. It's a little slow, but yeah, it's a character build. It's good stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Anyway, it's the Sopranos type thing, right?

[Brady Bogan]

It's very.

[John Holmberg]

At first I was Tony Soprano.

[Brady Bogan]

It bothered me at first and then it was just so damn good I.

[Brett Toledo]

Gotta dive back in.

[Brady Bogan]

But it is absolutely a character. It's an old school character build. It's not a lot of. There's a lot of talking. Anyway, it's time now for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. If you want to get on out there, they've got that deal now it is not a deal now. It is just cement. This is how it is. You want to get in good shape and you want to do it and. And you know, take a chance. So it's two months for 199 bucks. You're going to A get in great shape and B find out what you're made of. Too sweet. It'll be quick and you're going to love it. Trust me. 199 bucks for two months of personal training that is unbeatable and that is the price. That's just what it is now. Also have the latest ladies self defense seminar coming up in April 25th. You get on that for 199 bucks. You get the seminar which is incredible. Hands on super training and you get a month of training on top of it. They got all sorts of offers right [e-mail] you check it all out and you say that's for me. Trust me, you will stop being a sheep. Start being a sheepdog. Be one of the good ones. It's the home of tactical black Brady and Thriller. Entertain me.

[Brett Toledo]

The Philadelphia Eagles are selling snow from last week's playoff game against the Rams. 50 bucks for a pint. They put it in the pint container surrounded by dry ice. They'll ship it to you. I think might something that would be a little more appropriate.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll tell you.

[Brett Toledo]

This is selling snowballs they threw at Santa in 1968.

[Brady Bogan]

Two things. I'm not going online to buy snow and snowballs because I'm not getting snow from Philadelphia. I'm gonna get cocaine and I'm gonna get a couple of gay guys knocking on my door ready to feed me some sort of strange.

[John Holmberg]

You want Philly water?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

It's a little early, don't you think? That's for the NFC championship.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You've gotten nothing done yet. You're right. Who you got in Super Bowl? Corey.

[Tripp Reeb]

Let's see. Well, I'm assuming Chiefs.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Tripp Reeb]

Like it or not. And then I forget the divisions here. Who else is an option at this point?

[Brady Bogan]

There's two you don't even know you work at a sports. This is why nobody emails you.

[Tripp Reeb]

Well, I focus on drinking on the week to week. Teams are gone now.

[John Holmberg]

Drinking.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he has been drinking. What's that bitch's name?

[Tripp Reeb]

Cheap spills if possible.

[Brady Bogan]

Can we get a lady to service Corey for his birthday.

[Tripp Reeb]

Oh, God.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. No. You just a man then. I'm sorry. What do you mean you want to earn it?

[Tripp Reeb]

It feels better.

[John Holmberg]

It's overrated. Just take it.

[Brady Bogan]

Earn it. Every time you walk down this hall, you've earned it. Yeah, You've earned it just by being upright and mobile. You want one? All right.

[Tripp Reeb]

Thank you, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Just checking in. Trip will get it for you.

[Brett Toledo]

Amelia Perez earned the most Oscar nominations with 13. 13. But what's kind of cool is Demi Moore.

[Brady Bogan]

Wait, is that a person or a movie?

[Brett Toledo]

13 nominations. Amelia Perez is an actress.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it?

[Tripp Reeb]

I have no idea who that is.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's a movie.

[Brett Toledo]

Maybe it is.

[Brady Bogan]

Because I've never heard of Amelia Pere. Oh, yeah, and if she had 13 nominations. She directed it, she produced it, she did the costumes. Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Who was in it? Yeah, yeah, it was a movie. It was a movie.

[Brady Bogan]

There's no way one person can get 13 nominations. Nominations. Oh, it's that musical murder mystery.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. Then. Then Wicked, then The brutalist got 10 each. But Demi Moore was nominated for best.

[Brady Bogan]

Actress for the substance.

[Brett Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

She's very good in it. Have you seen that?

[Tripp Reeb]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Movie's really good. It's a ham handed message about, you know, beauty in the world and how we over do you know, it's. To me, it's a Kardashians knock because they're like, look, you can. You can try to recapture your youth with surgery and serums and all sorts of stuff, but eventually you're going to turn into a monster and then it gets real goofy at the end.

[Brett Toledo]

Thriller has a story for Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, go ahead. All right.

[Tripp Reeb]

Tan France from Queer Eye cuts his hair after reading fan comments. Oh, apparently he's not a huge fan of that, so.

[Brett Toledo]

Got rid of the pompadour. You're a big fan. I thought you followed us.

[Tripp Reeb]

Door's gone. He cut it off.

[Brady Bogan]

He cut his hair off completely.

[Tripp Reeb]

Because it seems like it.

[Brady Bogan]

The Internet pushed it.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, I thought he did middays at kdkb, but I'm not sure.

[Brady Bogan]

I just got an email from Caleb from Shriners says, what did Hopalong Cassidy say about me? You tell that son of a bitch I'll shove my wheelchair right up his ass. Tell him to keep my name out his mouth and he knows what to fill it with. Instead. Signed, Caleb from Shriners. Suck on my adorable blanket.

[Tripp Reeb]

That is a fight I know I will not win.

[Brady Bogan]

You would lose to Caleb from.

[Tripp Reeb]

She has a wheelchair. That's a weapon.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you're. He can't lift that.

[Tripp Reeb]

No, but he can run you over.

[Brett Toledo]

Suck on my brittle bones.

[Tripp Reeb]

He could run you over.

[Brady Bogan]

You could stop Caleb's momentum with a.

[Tripp Reeb]

Broken foot at that point.

[Brett Toledo]

I mean, he's a little bigger now, but he's not crushing.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not like he's hit the gym. He's not Caleb Mamoa or something. I mean, Brady's picturing Caleb to look like Dairo from Cape Fear now. Come out, come out, wherever you are. Corey.

[Brett Toledo]

No, Alec, that would be a good chance.

[Brady Bogan]

Alec, you'd lose a fight.

[Tripp Reeb]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

But Caleb, you'd kick the living crap out of Caleb. First off, he's scared to get punched. All his bones are made of paper. Mach.

[Tripp Reeb]

Literally, one good hit and he's cooked.

[Brady Bogan]

You ever been in a fight? No. Oh, we got to get that happen.

[Tripp Reeb]

There's no point.

[Brett Toledo]

You want it to happen? No.

[John Holmberg]

Look at Brady.

[Tripp Reeb]

You want.

[Brett Toledo]

I mean, cuz sometimes you're like. Maybe there are people that like. Know what? I. I'd like to get into a fight one time.

[Brady Bogan]

Just.

[Tripp Reeb]

That's your Ohio talking.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you want to come with me to Tactical Black once and work the bag in the room? Okay.

[Tripp Reeb]

I'll be busy all weekend with sports.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't say this weekend. I'm just letting you know. Get it together.

[Brett Toledo]

At 99 years old, Dick Van Dyke still works out three days a week.

[Brady Bogan]

It didn't show when the fires got his house. He couldn't make it out the driveway.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, he was working out.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he was working out when that happened. Of gas?

[Brett Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Bad timing.

[Brett Toledo]

Had to wheel them out. Jeff Beck sold his guitar collection. 120 guitars pulled in a little over $11 million.

[Brady Bogan]

All of them?

[Brett Toledo]

All of them.

[Brady Bogan]

Does he have arthritis or something? Why is he getting rid of all his guitars?

[Brett Toledo]

I don't know if.

[John Holmberg]

$11 million. He ain't playing with anything anymore.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm good.

[Brett Toledo]

The 1954 oxblood Gibson Les Paul. Les Paul sold for 1.33 million. I'm drunk.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Brady had a shot of Ezra too.

[Brett Toledo]

This is pretty cool. 2025 is Motorhead's 50th anniversary. There will be things planned throughout the year, including some vinyl reissues. But no words from Lemmy.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I would think so.

[Brett Toledo]

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Brady Bogan]

Somebody just emailed me and said, holmer, what happened to the squares today? I waited all week to listen to the squares we boycotted in honor of our host of the Squares thriller, Corey Walsh. Because some complaints, Emily. Send your complaints to Emily Nuke and Krantz Emily. N. I'm guessing I just. N. Word. HBI.com.

[Tripp Reeb]

No, that's Bratz.

[Brady Bogan]

That's Brad's. Oh, that is Br. Emily is in charge of just general hellos and goodbyes. I'm getting tons of emails. People love the Thriller.

[Tripp Reeb]

Thank you all for the support. Appreciate it.

[Brady Bogan]

Man of the people, for all your bluster. You do have a heart. You bastard. We love you. Thriller. A. See? Thanks, guys. John Gordon. John Gordon's here.

[Brett Toledo]

Like to, like, welcome Corey to the Emily Hates Me club.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you? I'm in it.

[Brett Toledo]

Have you started it? Actually.

[Brady Bogan]

What did you do? Wait, you never get.

[Brett Toledo]

I never get one of those ever.

[Brady Bogan]

Does she think you're a. I?

[Brett Toledo]

Probably.

[Brady Bogan]

She hates all people with birth problems. Yes. You've never gotten a birthday wish from her.

[Brett Toledo]

I did once because you complained you've.

[Brady Bogan]

Worked here as long as I have. Or longer. Yeah. You're 25 years in. Yeah. I never get one.

[Tripp Reeb]

She has a selection.

[Brady Bogan]

She is picking and choosing. Tripp, come on in here. Apologize. John Gordon. This is garbage. This. Is that a thing? I can't believe this. What a place we work. My God.

[Brett Toledo]

Maybe I'll get blanked.

[Brady Bogan]

So that's the only two so far.

[John Holmberg]

That we know of.

[Brett Toledo]

We might have made the list.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, we did. This year I celebrate my own birthday. There's no way you don't know my birthday. I'll tell you if she doesn't. How about that? Anyway. Well, I'm sorry, John. That hurts. But at least you can walk.

[Brett Toledo]

When should we look forward again? When's your birthday? June 29th.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I knew that. We're the same exact age. 28 days apart. Anyway, well, happy birthday to you and we'll celebrate your real one in March. Arch there. Corey. The should have fallen out date. No, Bring your family in.

[Tripp Reeb]

Oh, really?

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Sure. Mesa. All right.

[Brett Toledo]

We'll have some Blue Bell for him.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll have some ice cream. Emily will be sure to let us know. That's it. But we'll get squares in on next. Today's a boycott of the squares because we had to stand up for our friend. We're. It's a sympathy strike. We didn't pick it because he can't even make a circle but still stand in front of the door with a sign. Anything you're doing this weekend?

[Tripp Reeb]

Mostly just covering NAU and ASU sports.

[Brady Bogan]

That's it. What's ASU doing? Basketball.

[Tripp Reeb]

Women's basketball.

[Brady Bogan]

Ugh. Jesus Christ.

[Tripp Reeb]

Big 12 play, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Emily. Emily should have to run that board. That's the punishment.

[Tripp Reeb]

I like working with Mon. He's great.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, Jeff's great, but Emily should have to do it. And you get the day off screwing your birthday up.

[John Holmberg]

This guy said that Corey needs to buy this for Emily for her birthday. Birthday.

[Brady Bogan]

It's. It's a book called the. That Forgot Birthdays. I don't think we've gone that far with Emily. That's.

[Tripp Reeb]

He had that on the rib. He was ready to go.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a real old. Apparently.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Tripp Reeb]

I don't know that. That title looks almost like Photoshop.

[Brady Bogan]

Though it may be the title may be Photoshop can't be reals. Why not? That's great. All right. Anyway, well, happy belated. I feel terrible.

[Tripp Reeb]

Cory. Thank you, guys. I appreciate it.

[Brady Bogan]

We're going to get you drunk on Sezrack today and send you on your way. That's it.

[Brett Toledo]

And salt and vinegar chips.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Happy birthday from us to you. That's it for us. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a fantastic weekend, and we'll see you on Monday right here in the morning sickness. Hello, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.