01-26-26 - CONDENSED SHORT SHOW - MONDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Condensed Short Show – Monday, January 26, 2026

Main Theme / Overview

This condensed episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness features the usual cast—John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Byron, and guests—riffing on internet sleuthing for risqué Instagram posts, the cultural weirdness of twins dating scenarios, societal trends with marches and sexual identity topics, the intersection of music and infidelity, and an up-close visit with an adorable and literal “bush baby.” The tone is irreverent, quick-hitting, and laced with the show’s signature blend of humor, sarcasm, and banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Viral Instagram Obsession & Reflections on Sick Days

(01:19–06:50)

• Byron shares his recent "weekend hobby"—obsessively screenshotting a Spanish-speaking Instagram influencer (“onlyju.r e t o s”), known for sneaky, reflective shots (mirrors, glass, lipstick tops).
• He and the crew joke about the thrill of “the glimpse” and how it outweighs traditional explicit content:
  • “We're tired of porn. We want it available, but we're tired of it. The fun of mystery still exists. Like, getting the glimpse is as exciting. Compared to other stuff, this is a tough one. …I am addicted to vag fishing. I'm calling it.” (Byron, 05:18)
• There's a meta-humor in their self-awareness, poking fun at being “creepy,” and the collective nature of male internet behavior.
• Hilarity ensues with instructions (“find her where she's in a soccer jersey; she gets off the bed and does a somersault”) and attempts at getting perfect screenshot timing, likening it to fishing or a time-filling puzzle.
• Byron: “I liked being sick… That's what I do when I'm sick, Brady. That's what I do.” (09:22)
• The group collectively concludes: “All guys do it. It’s addictive.”

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2. Twins, Relationships, & The Ethics of Swapping

(10:54–19:39)

• Byron highlights a viral story of a woman openly dating identical twins, leading to a comedic avalanche of “Twin Towers” and 9/11 jokes.
  • “Is this still called the Eiffel Tower or is this now called the Twin Towers?... Sir, the second tower just blasted all over my back.” (Byron, 11:15)
• The conversation unpacks the ethics and hypothetical logistics of twin-swapping in relationships:
  • Would you “notice” if your partner swapped with their twin? They suggest “everybody with a twin has tried it” in jest.
  • Comparing to “rental cars” and “reasonable replicas,” with a dig at politics: “The Bidens weren't even twins. And the lady's like, well, Beau's dead...” (Byron, 13:38)
• They consider the “gross-outs”: actual twin threesomes, Siamese twins with children, the bizarre logistics of conjoined twins' domestic/romantic lives, and draw a (humorous) line between swapping “one at a time” and being “in the same room,” which they find problematic.
  • “Where I find it disgusting is when… they're in the same room. Dude, two cranks in the room's weird. But even worse… The two girls… Dudes expect the twin girls to start touching each other. That's gross. They're sisters.” (14:27)
• Brady and Byron riff about “triple income household,” workplace switcheroos, and the societal benefits of “twin arrangements.”

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3. Trends: Social Movements, Sexuality, and New Scapegoats

(22:00–30:13)

• Host commentary on the cyclical nature of outrage and social marches: from gun rights to women’s marches, LGBTQ+ rights, gay marriage, and the current “trans” focus.
  • “Like, we used to march about everything. Marches don't do anything. They just cause trouble and then make us all argue and then it goes away.” (Byron, 22:00)
• Discussion of how public focus shifts when prior “outrages” fizzle (e.g. “Trans, everything. They’re everywhere. Your kids are it, too!”) (Byron, 23:44).
• New “trend”: claims that animals are “super gay” as the next manufactured culture war:
  • “This new thing I'm seeing is they're trying to convince us that animals are now super duper gay. I've seen like 10 stories in the last two weeks... Manatees died from injuries because [he] had sex with his brother.” (Byron, 24:13)
• They lampoon the reporting of “gay manatees,” “gay pandas,” and ask, “Who’s looking for this?” The hosts assert it’s a non-issue for 99% of people, and a source of bemusement:
  • Byron: “In my whole life I have never watched the news and heard the manatees are gay, ever. And suddenly, four stories in the last week…” (28:10)
• They mock the tendency to find sexual deviance “in the wild,” likening it to playing records backward for hidden Satanic messages:
  • “You’re the weirdo. It’s like people that tried to play records backwards to find Satan, you’re the weirdo…” (Byron, 27:09)
• Conclude that reports of non-human bisexuality/homosexuality in animals are silly distractions.

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4. Music & Cheating: The Surprising “Most Unfaithful” Fans

(31:27–42:30)

• Bryon shares a survey ranking music genres by likelihood of infidelity among fans:
  • Jazz tops the list, followed by salsa, pop, country, rap, classical, blues, reggae, and rock/metal at the bottom.
  • Quotes:
    • “Jazz fans have to keep whatever's in their pants… That kind of garbage right there is the Monday after a Kirby weekend.” (Byron, 32:04, on Brady’s “Bony James” pun)
    • “Heavy metal is 12th.2% of heavy metal guys drift. And that's because there are no girls at the concerts anymore.” (Byron, 33:35)
• They humorously analyze why metal lost its appeal (“just dudes yelling at their dads now,” “not about sex like it used to be,”).
• Discussion on how certain genres (jazz, blues, salsa) are “sensual” and attract “seductive” scenarios, even among older demographics and at retirement homes.
  • Brady: "Well, you think about people that have been married a long time… they're listening to a lot of… jazz..." (39:10)
• Musings on how genres set a sexual atmosphere—“nothing seduces like Lou Rawls”—but the crowds at Slayer concerts are not seductive.
• Final word: If you want to “cheat safely,” go with heavy metal.

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5. Crocs, Fashion, & Midlife Shoe Regrets

(44:52–48:09)

• Brady reveals Crocs’ new Lego collaboration, prompting John to revisit his mission preventing friends from falling into “Crocs culture”:
  • “You were trying to be elderly for about an eight-year span there.” (Byron, 46:37)
  • They roast Crocs, Croc pins (“jibbitz”), and Brady’s unexplained affection for comfort shoes.
  • “See, this is what I'm talking about…” (Byron, 46:48)
• The conversation is light, mocking, and plays on the generational gap and “dad fashion.”

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6. Football Playoffs & the Price of Fandom

(48:54–54:10)

• The group turns to football, particularly Toledo’s dilemma as a Seahawks fan debating a solo, expensive playoff trip to Santa Clara.
  • “A real fan wouldn’t balk at that… you bought World Series tickets before they were even in it, and now you won’t even buy Super Bowl tickets…” (Byron, 51:14)
• Banter about connections in the sports/entertainment world (Adam Ray, Craig Gass), and humorous rationalizations of what constitutes “fan commitment.”
• Nostalgia for past trips, the “cost” of fandom, and who “deserves” to attend the big game.

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7. Animal Encounter: Bush Baby Visit

(55:19–63:29)

• Christy from a local zoo joins in-studio to share “Theodore,” a lesser bush baby, prompting wild joy and some squeamishness:
  • “They’re actually one of the best jumpers in the animal kingdom… Look at him go. What is that? What is that?” (Christy & Byron, 55:29)
• The cast marvels at Theodore’s size, speed, nocturnal eyes, and feeding (worms). Comedic commentary on being pooped or urinated on, and attempts to have the bush baby climb inside shirts and on heads.
  • “He likes my shoulders. All right. You know he's going after that earwax probably…” (Brady, 58:03)
  • “He started burrowing, started lifting my clothes off. Lady, if I did that to you…” (Byron, 58:23, tongue-in-cheek office “harassment” joke)
• Quick lesson on animal care, breeding programs, and why these critters aren’t in private ownership.
• Brady: “Did he not go for the worm?”
  Byron: “No, he wants nothing to do with it…” (59:19)
• Endearing moment: hosts joke they want to buy one, only to be told it’s not allowed.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Byron’s perv confession:
  “I am addicted to vag fishing. I'm calling it. Find one where she's in a soccer jersey; she gets off the bed and does a somersault. You gotta time it just right. Tres, dos, uno. Watch.” (09:22)
• On society’s new controversies:
  “This new thing I'm seeing is they're trying to convince us that animals are now super duper gay. I've seen like 10 stories in the last two weeks…” (Byron, 24:13)
• Attitude toward marches/protest trends:
  “Like, we used to march about everything. Marches don't do anything. They just cause trouble and then make us all argue and then it goes away.” (Byron, 22:00)
• On cheating and jazz:
  “Jazz topped the list of seductive genres. Salsa was second. ... classical music... blues. Reggae, and ninth place, 98 KUPD. Rock and roll.” (Byron, 33:01)
• Crocs and generational warfare:
  “You were trying to be elderly for about an eight year span there… I stopped you from being a crocs guy because your elderly father wore them...” (Byron, 46:37)
• Football fandom rationale:
  “A real fan wouldn’t balk at that… You bought World Series tickets before they were even in it, and now you won’t even buy Super Bowl tickets…” (Byron, 51:14)
• Animal moment:
  “He's so cool… They’re actually one of the best jumpers in the animal kingdom… He's adorable… He's doing some… Something.” (Christy & Byron, 55:29–58:22)

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Segment Timestamps

• Obsessed with Instagram Mystery Girl & “Vag Fishing”: 01:19–09:35
• Twins Dating/Ethics & 9/11 Jokes: 10:54–19:39
• Cultural Trends & Marches, Gay Animals: 22:00–30:13
• Music & Cheating Survey: 31:27–42:30
• Crocs, Lego Collab, and Midlife Footwear: 44:52–48:09
• Football, Playoff Trips & Fan Value: 48:54–54:10
• Bush Baby in the Studio: Heartwarming & Hilarious: 55:19–63:29

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent, self-aware, quick-witted; frequent use of sarcasm, cheeky admissions of personal faults, and jokey banter.
• Engages in taboo topics with humor rather than moralizing, often veering into R-rated territory but with a tone of “we’re all in on the joke.”
• Memorable for blending pop culture, news oddities, personal anecdotes, and playful teasing.

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For First-Time Listeners

You’ll get a lively mix of Internet weirdness, relationship oddities, social and political trends skewered, and a goofy, endearing animal cameo—all through the filter of Arizona’s #1 morning show, eager to both “disturb and entertain.” Ad-breaks and promos were plentiful but easily skipped, keeping the core content fast-moving and focused around group chemistry and the “something something” of daily life.

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Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

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[Byron]

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[Byron]

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[Byron]

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[Brady]

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[Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Byron]

The old method of treatment for a.

[Holmberg]

Person in this condition was to throw him in jail.

[Byron]

Look at this. This is all my deleted shots.

[Brett Vesely]

You're gonna need a bigger iPhone.

[Byron]

Look at that. It never ended. This was during the AFC championship game. Thousands, thousands of pictures. I can't even tell you how many. And I can't. Her name is. You go to onlyju.r e t o s And she does. Oh, she's amazing because she doesn't do like the quick glimpse shots. She sneaks, like through reflections shots of her ass and stuff. And it's killer, man.

[John Holmberg]

It's a time filling machine when you can't move.

[Byron]

And every time you try to get off the couch, you start hacking up along. I turned into the world's creepiest photographer for the entire weekend. And I got some. She's, you know, and it's the weirdest thing. Like sometimes there's just a reflection of her junk. Like she'll squat over like she's got a long man's shirt on. And she. And she goes. She speaks Spanish. I don't know what she's saying and. And she just like does the thing and then you realize, oh, it's in the. It's in the wood floor. So then you like, you try to find. And it's like, there it is. Like the perfect. Oh, it's. It's perverted beyond perversion. But that's how bad that game was yesterday. I. I'm ser. At this breath. It never ends. There's. There's well over 3,000 attempts. It just doesn't stop. It's hilarious. Yeah, go to her page. It's great stuff. Oh, some of them are. Yeah. I don't. I bet you I'm over 5,000 on the grams, right? Yeah. Yep. There's just hundreds and hundred. That's what I was doing my time.

[Brett Vesely]

What's her name?

[Byron]

Oh, geez, you're making. That's right. It was Hershey Only J u.r e t O S Don't get into this. And then there's some of them and then you realize some of it's stupid. Like she'll just like. You're trying to find the reflective surface because she'll be in her bathroom and she goes like, mira attentione. And I'm paying attention. And then you're looking for like little mirrors somewhere that'll. Yeah. And she'll like move a lipstick and the top of it is reflective. And then you get a like, I don't know, for lack of a better term, a shot of her beef.

[Brett Vesely]

Better get on it, cuz she just posted a new one 16 minutes ago.

[Byron]

What?

[Brett Vesely]

16 minutes ago. Brand new one.

[Byron]

We'll be right back. And she's stunning. Which is the worst part. Yeah, no, I went full pervert for the AFC Championship game. And then that good game came on and I didn't do it at all. But that's when I see the.

[Brady]

The halves change in that first game, the Bronco game.

[Byron]

I don't. I'm not listening to you. I don't care about what you say right now. Us. Well, you know what's crazy about it? Some of her videos you can click on and it translates her Spanish to English.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, really?

[Byron]

But her mouth moves. English, US. Well, maybe I've already done it. Yeah, she's got that mirror behind her, so you gotta find. There it is. It's right off the bat. Oh, man.

[Brett Vesely]

What I missed.

[Byron]

Oh, it's an impossible photo. And then you're like. Most of the time you're disappointed, but you're just proud. It's fishing. Yeah. You're gonna Miss it. Yeah. Yeah, you're gonna do it. It's. She's quick. She's beautiful, though. And then she does these somersaults on her bed and soccer jerseys and then listed. Yeah, you missed. I mean, that one's right off the bat. Some of them. She goes right off the bat. Yeah, you're gonna. Yeah. And then you get teased, and then sometimes you're, like, looking. Yeah, you missed it. What's up? Thousands of times. You're gonna see. It's addictive. Yep. Yeah. She's outrageous.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Byron]

I could do this for. In fact, I did do this for a full day, however long that Denver Patriots game was after. It was seven nothing. And I'm like, this game sucks. Go to the phone for a second. She's the first video. And I'm like, yep. I'm. Oh, that one's. The ass is in the mirror behind her when she moves her hair.

[John Holmberg]

Boom.

[Byron]

Right there. I know that one. Oh, this is where it gets tough because she does reflective surfaces. It's going to whip fast to the left. You think you're looking in this perfume thing. And then it goes, whip, whip, like there. And that's it. It's her reflection in the glass. I liked being sick. I liked being sick. This guy says, john, I want to thank you. I thought I was the only one trying to snapshot those kind of pics. I'm not an animal. No, you are not. You are. Look. Look at the views on her pages and stuff. And then. She's not the only one. There's thousands of dudes trying to get the glimpse, and it's so weird. You know what's funny about it? You know what? It tells me that. And I know this is weird. We're tired of porn. No, no. We want it. We want it available, but we're tired of it. Like, the fun of mystery still exists. Like, getting the. The glimpse is as ex. Oh, my God. Is so exciting. Compared to other stuff, this is a tough one. Yeah, I like her. Now watch this. That one, There's a quick flash right there that she takes her naked body and leans it into the curtain. I know all of her videos. I think I did all of them. That's a toughie. That's a tough. Time. Oh, good Lord. I could listen to her talk for days, too.

[Brett Vesely]

It's got to be in that compact mirror.

[Byron]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't remember that one. And it's a dude right there. It's the little mirror. Yeah, yeah, it's. Yeah, she's got two mirrors on her counter. Yeah. Oh, that's fun. That's just damn fun. She always says this one thing, too.

[Brady]

In her Deadpool get up.

[Byron]

Well, it's okay, dudes who ask her to do it too.

[Zoo Representative]

Let's see what I can come up with.

[Byron]

How do they do that? Because she's not AI. I'm running out of ideas. Leave me ideas in the comments if you want. They make that like they meta. Change her. Oh, yeah, there's good stuff in that one. Oh, I want to go. I'm gonna go lay on the couch again. This is all. This is my.

[Brett Vesely]

How you feeling, buddy?

[Byron]

You guys want to come over and. You guys want to over and take snapshots real quick? Oh, this is a good one. Is she. She's in a sweater that barely covers her junk. And then she just does, like, a real quick lift up, if I'm not mistaken on this one. Oh, no, that was the quick flash. It's already over. Oh, you missed it. When she starts talking about the plants in her apartment, she's already done. Listen to that. See? Hold the letter play. She does that one all the time. I don't know what that means. Somebody. Somebody please tell me in Spanish what valet means. That's. I think it means. Oh, that's a great one. So this was the one where she.

[Announcer]

This is.

[Byron]

She's hot. That's why poor comfort. How do you open it? Quick flashes. And you get a shot now of her junk. Pay close attention because I can't repeat it much. Oh, it's so good.

[Brett Vesely]

Did you catch that one?

[Byron]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I want to see Brad. I think I got almost all.

[Byron]

Oh, no, no. What's. What you see in my phone? All my failures. Oh, okay. Yeah. All my failures. But it is. Yeah. I am addicted to vag fishing. I'm calling it. Find one where she's in a soccer jersey. That Watch. Watch this. She puts on some guy's soccer kit, and then she gets off the bed and does a somersault. You gotta time it just right. Tres, dos uno. Watch.

[John Holmberg]

You gotta stop it.

[Byron]

And then. Yeah, you missed it. A thousand photos of this incredibly intensely hot girl rolling around. That's what I do when I'm sick, Brady. That's what I do.

[Brady]

Good times.

[Byron]

It was pretty good. It looks like good times. You know, it's.

[Brady]

He's.

[Byron]

He's as good as I've seen for sure.

[Holmberg]

Get something. Something. Check out homework's morning sickness [e-mail].

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[Byron]

I like stuff like this. I saw a story that said this woman is dating identical twin brothers, and I loved it. I loved every second of it because she's like, look, I'm attracted to one of them. That means I'm attracted to both. They're very similar. And then I started laughing because the comments immediately were, is this still called the Eiffel Tower or is this now called the twin towers? And I started to giggle at that. And then it says, the south tower has fallen, temporarily needs rehydration. North tower must keep going. Then another comment says, sir, the second tower just blasted all over my back. I'm like, see, this is the world I want to live in. And then people are like, never forget, we're now making 911 jokes about a.

[John Holmberg]

Lady who's dating twins.

[Byron]

And that's where I want to live. Yeah, she. She decided that. She's like, look, there's no question that if I'm attracted to you, I'm attracted to your brother. And so why not just make it so we can both you guys tag me? I won't even know which one you are. I'll be honest with you. Gary and Terry, you can have at it. They're Asian too, so, I mean, it's be pixelated anyway. And by the way, she's Moderately attractive, these two dudes.

[Brady]

Oh, she's doing it.

[Byron]

Gross. Yeah, but you like to be interviewed about it.

[Brett Vesely]

They're swinging for the fence.

[Byron]

You know what, though? She's 24. She's in Thailand. Not a lady boy. Maybe, maybe not. But she's got a. And again, I've never understood that. Like, they have that twin thing. Ever see twins and they marry twins.

[Brady]

Twins, yeah.

[Byron]

You gotta dabble in that.

[Brett Vesely]

You're the one that's grossed out by all that kind of stuff.

[Byron]

Not with dudes together, but banging the same girl separately. If you're twins.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you're okay with that?

[Byron]

Yeah. All right. Like, if you and I were twins. Brett. Okay. And Matthias. Like, I'm into Brett and she's into me. Well, not necessarily. I'm like, I'm gonna make it. So. You are. We're pretty close. I know what he does. I know how to make this work. And the next thing. And we would do it too, like, see if she knows a difference.

[Brady]

I think about Corey and Cory and.

[Byron]

Chad, the Smash Brothers, just swapping out. Constant laughing. Like, this one. His wife.

[Brady]

Divorce papers. The other one did.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And serviced her in the process.

[Byron]

Yeah, yeah, he boned. Was it his brother's wife? Yes, his brother's wife. He said, hey, you know, Corey wants out, gives her divorce papers, and then she's like, well, you're pretty much the exact same things. It's like a rental car. Like, Brady, your car's been in the shop since it got in the wreck. And they give you a reasonable replica. Same thing. I don't get this twin anymore, but there's another rep. There's an exact replica of. I like this model, so I'm gonna get that one. Jesus. The Bidens weren't even twins. And the lady's like, well, Beau's dead. What are you doing? And she started nailing a close representation of that. That's her type. I'd never. If I had a twin, that's all we'd do. I'd be hammering my thigh. I'd be all over Megan. We'd be just slutting it up on a reg.

[Brady]

And then. Just like your brother. But he loves cocaine.

[Byron]

There's no possible way. If that went, you know, Brady, but Brett and I together as twins would be like, let's just do this. Don't get mad at me, and I won't get mad at you. You hammer mine, I'll hammer yours. Don't tell them. Just go. Just go home with no words and start working. Oh, my God. You're all over me. And I'll do the same. And we'll hammer them and we'll come back and go, that was awesome. They have no idea we would. All twins do it. All twins do it. Now where I find it disgusting is when twin. They're in the same room and when. Dude, two cranks in a room. Two cranks in a room's weird, but even worse. Yeah, the twin towers. I can't have that. And then what's weirder is the. The two girls. And then dudes expect the twin girls to start touching each other. That's gross. They're sisters. That's. Yeah. But yeah, the twin towers. The south tower just blasted all over my back. Is my favorite 9, 11 joke, I think starting now. But I gotta give her credit because she's like, look, they're hard to tell apart. They're pretty much the same. They finish each other's sentences, so why not just finish on her name is Nong fa.

[Brady]

Their laugh.

[Byron]

Yeah, same. She said. And everybody's like, ew, that's weird. I'm like, that's been going on for ages. Ages. I'd venture to guess if you're married to a twin, you don't even know it. You've been railed by the other one almost.

[John Holmberg]

They're dudes.

[Byron]

If they're fun twins, you. Unless they're, like, religious. They're probably even worse if they're religious because they hide it better. They're good at hiding things. Definitely getting all over that. And I wish I had a twin at this point. That would be awesome. But there's no way if Brady had a twin. You telling me that. That you jokesters wouldn't be like you two Andy Reeves pranks all the time. Pranking around all the time, seeing if you can just get a hand job started and then go to the bathroom and switch out. That's all I'd think about it. Like, all right, you stand in the bathroom. I'll get a hand job started. I'm like, oh, my God, you're not gonna believe this. I gotta go pee. I'll come into the bathroom, we'll change clothes or whatever. I'll change it and come back out and then see if she finishes you up.

[Brady]

That was Grady.

[Byron]

Grady and Brady back at it. Did I just jerk your brother off? And God dang it, guys, that was great stuff. You're not done, sister. One of us is wanting.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Byron]

It's weird, but it's. You know that one of the. My first girlfriend, the Bryan Adams Girl that wrote the song. You know, I have to bring that up. One of her stories was that she's dating a twin and they got drunk and screwed around and stuff. And she woke up and they were both in the room. And I'm like. And I said, do you think. And she goes, oh, I know. So we called his brother. Yeah. She goes, I think I was with the brother when I was drunk and didn't know it. And then the other one came in and I'm like, wow, slut. And I like, you need to date you for a while. I don't have a brother. So page 12, we'll notice a difference. If some other dude's doing that to you, it listens. Yeah, no, that was the one. I, I, I probably wrote something about, you know, double hole in her, I don't know. In the Vagina Monologues that I had written. Yeah. The South Tower has blasted on my back. It's just fun and people are, you know, that's what we need more of more fun stuff. Less of this craziness. This one says, remember Finger Cuffs? I think that's her new name. That's a good question. They got. One of the comments says, do you think that when they finish, it's in harmony. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder if they're like a nice harmonization of that.

[Brady]

That's what I was saying. Like, you find out, you'd hear a laugh at the same time from a wall over.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brady]

What's going on?

[Byron]

Pretty great. This, and then one guy who's like me. His comment is triple income household. I'm a stay at home dad and I'm jealous. Yeah. You got two earners in that house. Even if one of them loses a job, you're still two thirds of earning. That's. It's the future, if you ask me. Three way income, no kids, twinks. Yeah. And then dual income with the brother switching days at work. That's. And then you'd save on child care. So the twins pretend to be the same guy at work, have the same job, and one works Monday and Tuesday, the other works Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and you got somebody at home. All this is a glorious situation. This lady's smart, he's genius. The world could be a lot better. No, we got to sit and stare at each other and scream about immigration rates and people fighting. Two below zero.

[Brady]

It's. You think it happened more often. I'm sure it does. But you think about the other ones hitting throughout history. The Siamese twins. Yeah. End up having kids.

[Byron]

Yeah. That's just a fetish. I don't know how you do that. Married the. The one of them. Yeah, that don't make sense.

[Brady]

And they had four kids.

[Byron]

Which one had it?

[Brett Vesely]

You know, that's the.

[Byron]

That's just gross.

[Brady]

Look away, King.

[Byron]

They're what. I guess what Brady would call one of God's errors. And you shouldn't. They shouldn't reproduce. They should be Siamese twins shouldn't have, like, rights for that kind of stuff. Like, you can bang them. Like, they have to have. They have to be sterile. We can't perpetuate. Oh, you have to. That's not right.

[Brady]

Because I saw the one that. There's one of those fun fight fact things where they're given the bio of these. Some of these twins that they went on the road, you know, traveling circus, and both of them get married. Both of them have kids.

[Byron]

Yeah, well, I don't know what that means. Not really. Because, I mean, if you. It depends.

[Brady]

They had two different brides, but they.

[Byron]

Have four legs and two different ovaries.

[Brady]

Yeah, they have both of them. It was. There were two. They're boys.

[Byron]

Oh, the boys had two wieners.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

And then they got girls pregnant on the side, but they each had one leg. So one was righty, one was lefty. They swapped. And again, there's something wrong with you for.

[Brady]

For.

[Byron]

All right, I'll go so far as to say that maybe it's funny to bone one, but, like, getting in a relationship with a Siamese twin. You're the weird one. I love her look. Which one? The left. Oh, God.

[Brett Vesely]

What's wrong with the right?

[Byron]

Look at her. Deformed, like beyond belief.

[Brady]

About days like the kids school, you know, for like, show and tell. My daddy's in a freak show.

[Byron]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't make babies with those.

[Holmberg]

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[Byron]

Sickness also, I'm starting to notice a trend. You know, I've, I've, I've. For the last, I don't know, you just live long enough, you start seeing the same things happen over and over and you, you know, that's kind of why my skepticism comes into the whole Minnesota ice thing. Like, we used to march about marches don't do anything. They just cause trouble and then make us all argue and then it goes away.

[Brady]

In Minnesota, it hasn't been good.

[Byron]

No, it's been, they're not good marchers. A couple times it just seems that way. And it seems sort of weird that, you know, you had the whole Rittenhouse thing and he had a gun at the deal and he taking people out and like, everybody's got the same argument, then they flip flop sides, it doesn't matter. And then you have, you know, the.

[John Holmberg]

The lady march a few years ago.

[Byron]

And they were mad at us. Remember the MeToo marches? It just went away. And then we were mad at gays. We had gays running around. Nope. And then trans. Nobody does that anymore. And so it's all this. But I have noticed that this dawned on me back when gay marriage was no big deal to almost all of us. Remember how they tried to make us fight over that? Like, they got real fired up on one side. Well, if we let them marry each other, it's against this. And man and woman, it's like. And everybody's like, we don't care. And it just passed and nobody threw a fit. Everybody thought there'd be walls up and there'd be like, marches against. There's a few people who grouchied up, but nobody in the general population was willing to take the streets in 20 below and start screaming, I want it back. It just went and came and went. So like, the next day they're like, oh, Jesus. They didn't care about the gays Turn it up a notch. Trans everything. You know, like, trans. You're transphobic. Like, I didn't even know there were that many of them. Like, yeah, they're everywhere, and your kids are it, too. And, like, all these stories that you.

[Brady]

Have to make this gay man's wedding.

[Byron]

Cake, all this stuff that didn't exist before started to exist where it was like, trans. This trans. And beta blockers, puberty. But no, I didn't. Nobody knew that it was a. Even a drug that you could do that. You can stop there and chop their willies off. When they're 12, they can make choices like, who's going through this? I don't. No one. And so then it became that. This new one I'm seeing, because it doesn't seem like we're arguing a whole bunch about that anymore either. That kind of.

[Brett Vesely]

That one ran its course.

[Byron]

Well, that one sort of fizzled. It ran its course. And everybody's like, look, be trans all you want, but I ain't changing my day for it. And you can have your they, thems and all that stuff on your own time, but I ain't. I ain't catching a kick for goofing up pronouns. I got. You know, I went to school for a lot, and one of the things that I kind of got okay at was speaking out loud. And I sound like a retard when I say they, them the wrong way. It's just. You're doing it wrong. It just screws up. It screws up English. So if I'm guessing you're a he and you're not, oops, that's legitimate. And especially if you're an ugly one. Like, you're the ones that have to get lighter. And. And we kind of told them that, and we're like, we're not doing it. It's like, midgets, midgets. Like, we want to not be called that anymore. It's like, what are you going to do about it? There's a whole movement that basically everybody's like, I'm tired of getting pushed around. I'm not doing this maliciously, so don't get mad at me. This new thing I'm seeing is they're trying to convince us that animals are now super duper gay. I've seen like, 10 stories in the last two weeks. I feel like this is a. Like, they're starting to move into this. Manatees died from injuries because his. It has sex with his brother. Like, sea manatees do it. And that in some way is starting to, like, Every time they mention that human beings aren't the only ones. And suddenly we are noticing gay sex in the sea a lot. And before we did, I don't think we were looking for it. No. Nobody really cared. Like, those manatees are both men. They're gay. And really. And then. So there was the two pandas that people in China got killed for it for trying to say that they were mating. And then one of them got pregnant. That's not real.

[Brett Vesely]

Sounds like a Springer show.

[Byron]

It is. But I'm starting to see all these things, and I'm like, is this the next step to try to get us to yell at each other over gay being a natural thing?

[Brady]

And all the science was covering up the whole time.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Byron]

And we never saw, like, two bears. Well, we have. You know, that's different. I shouldn't use that. But like, two. You know, it's weird because here's. Here's the thing. I never noticed c. Lesbianism. It doesn't exist.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

So if they start in with that, I'll know it's all fake.

[Brady]

Yeah. If it's on both sides.

[Byron]

Yeah. If you're saying, well, okay, I guess they do have a penchant to kind of, you know, they're into fish. It makes sense to me. That would kind of like, there's numerous.

[Brady]

Species in the island of Lesbos. Right.

[Byron]

Bonding dolphins scissoring out there somewhere. Like, why do I have to hear about gay manatees? As if that's something. That's gonna be something we have to deal with later. If a gay manatee. That just sounds like a criminal manatee to me. It's his brother too, by the way. This is gross.

[Brett Vesely]

Sounds like an alt Az band.

[Byron]

Gay manatee is a phenomenal alternative rock band. Gay manatee. And then the. The album would be called Dead from Injury. Yeah. It's in something and they're like, it's. Well, it happens all the time. And it's like they're trying to. I've never heard in my whole life. There's never been a news story. 1. You know that fish can be gay. Like, who's looking? You're the weirdo. It's like those people that used to try to play records backwards to find the devil's thing. You're the devil if you're playing music not what it's intended. And of course you're going to invite bands to put in special messages for the lunatics. It was a fun game, but you were nuts for playing music backwards to try to find men. None of us Were none of us that liked the Judas Priest ever spun it backwards until religious people started to say, you know, there's messages on there. Like, is there? And then we'd start like, oh, my God, they did edit.

[Brady]

And they may hear that after the fact. Let's do it.

[Byron]

But exactly. Only the dummies thought it was real. We all knew it was a joke Judas Priest was playing on the. On the ministers. In my entire life, I have never watched the news and heard the manatees are gay, ever. And suddenly, like, four stories in the last week where I've seen wildlife that they're like, they caught them, they're gay, they do it too. Well, that doesn't. What does that make it right?

[Lisa]

Does that.

[Byron]

What does that mean? And when. And if you do find, like, a female bear laying on her back and another female bear just licking away he got something, now, I'll believe you. But if it's just dudes boning, that's like prison. It's a last resort for their, you know, desires. And they're like, ah. And they just grab the first thing with a hole and attack. It's called rape. Ask both those bears if they're gay, because I'm guessing the weaker one wasn't. I'm guessing the weaker one was attacked, because how do they know?

[Brett Vesely]

It's like, Andy Dufresne, I think.

[Byron]

Yeah, exactly. He wasn't gay. Andy wasn't gay. It was just, the sisters in jail are gonna be there forever. It's like, the only way I'm getting laid is this way. And if a bear's in his heat or whatever bears do, I don't know. And then he's like, there's no girls around it. I'm gonna lose it. He's got a screw loose.

[Brady]

Well, yeah. And the passo d kill the rival.

[Byron]

You didn't bang him and then, like, buy him a drink.

[Brady]

Hey, let's not fight. Let's bang.

[Byron]

Trying to make it seem like they're. They're getting together. Like, this. Gay is a bottom. These bears are not doing that. And manatees in this. Who's looking for this? I want that job. My name's Stephen Johnson. I work for the Underwater Society, and my job is to watch for gay sex.

[Brady]

Why?

[Byron]

Well, just because we want to prove that it's normal. We don't care. But this is getting out of hand.

[Brady]

There's probably chemicals in the water.

[Byron]

That's probably chemtrails that somehow seeped down into the oceans and made them gay.

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

Going to sell my house? Of course you have.

[John Holmberg]

And one reason or another, you just didn't do it. Probably because it's a hac when you try to make a real estate deal. What if I could say, you can sell that house the day after you say the words, I want to sell my house. Doug's been at this for over 25 years, and that's why he's still on top of the Hill. TVs Doug Hopkins can handle everything. Won't move the price, or you get $5,000. What do you do? Start the process right [e-mail] or grab.

[Byron]

The phone and sing Hopkins.

[John Holmberg]

1-800-Sale now.

[Holmberg]

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[Byron]

Here's another thing. Guy talks about jerking off to your wife and all that they have found. And I have a theory about this, too, that the people who are most likely to be unfaithful as music fans are jazz.

[Brady]

Really?

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Never would have called that.

[Byron]

I would have thought rap.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought country.

[Byron]

No, I think country's on lockdown. I think they love their ladies. Maybe not the girls, though.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I. Well, they would keep it in the family.

[Byron]

Ew. You're probably right. That's what I'm saying. Thinking about it, I'm like, you know what? Country music does have a with the jazz.

[Brady]

That's why you got artists like Bony James.

[Byron]

Okay.

[Brady]

Thank you.

[Byron]

You're a great girl. It says, yeah, Jazz fans have to keep whatever's in their pan. I don't laugh at it. He'll do it again. He'll do it again. It's two days with Kirby, and he Comes up Mondays with this crap. That kind of garbage right there. Is the Monday after a Kirby weekend. Or just stoned daughter like the great one.

[Brady]

Man.

[Byron]

Brett and John don't find these funny. Bony James, man, Great stuff, man. Kirby gets me. I'm gonna try that on Monday anyway. And you're not helping with the giggles over there. Kirby Jr. It says that they did a survey of 6,500 people who had admitted to not being faithful at one point and found that three quarters of the men. Wait, that can't be right. That's not right. It says three quarters of the men still think about that girl when they hear their favorite music because it was all music based. And jazz topped the list of seductive genres. Salsa was second. Pop music is third. Country was fourth. Rap fifth. Classical music has more wanderers. Blues, reggae, and ninth place. 98 KUPD. Rock and roll.

[Brady]

They taking the sex out of rock and roll.

[Byron]

Heavy metal is 12th.2% of heavy metal guys drift. And that's because there are no girls at the concerts anymore.

[Brett Vesely]

That's true.

[Byron]

I bet you in the 80s that was different.

[Brady]

You don't. You rarely see, man, put some metal on, you'll get the chicks.

[Byron]

Yeah. They don't show up for it. So, you know, it's all just dudes yelling at their dads now. So it isn't about sex like it used to be. Rock and roll and metal used to be about, like, aggression and masculinity, and women were into it, and not anymore.

[Brady]

That was too long ago. I mean, you're talking 70 years ago. I mean, rock and roll first came out. That was sexual.

[Lisa]

Oh, yeah.

[Byron]

It was all about, like, devil's music. Sure. Elvis's hips and gonna get everybody pregnant watching tv. Country's probably the toughest one, though, because they do have the current crop of hot girls. You know, you kind of have to tolerate if you're with a group of girls and stuff. I had a girl say that the other day.

[Brady]

Songs breaking a heart.

[Byron]

Yeah, I told her, I said, ah, country music makes me sick. I like everything but country. And she goes, it's okay on a boat. And then you pictured her on a boat, and you're like, yeah, I could tolerate some country music. She's right. I still don't like the music. But if she's gonna wander. If her and her friends are gonna wander around on a boat, I'm gonna just. Jason Aldean's not so bad that day. I'm gonna hate it.

[Brett Vesely]

But I think they're gonna wander around.

[Byron]

The boat listening to Slayer or no, that's the thing. Very rarely. And the ones that do. That's just a hep C. The name of the boat is Hepsy.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

There's nothing wrong with Lycan Slayer, but if you get a gaggle of them, you very rarely get, like, swimsuit models.

[Brady]

I love angel of Death.

[Byron]

Can you play that right? You don't have.

[Brady]

Heavily requested at weddings.

[Byron]

Yeah. We as fans of it, even know there's something wrong with her. I like angel of Death. Uh oh. Uh oh. That thing looks like Braille down there. Yeah. I was surprised, though, that rock and roll is classical. Passed it up blues, more likely to.

[Brady]

Get a do the survey again, you think?

[Byron]

6,500 people is a pretty big survey.

[Brady]

That is a good sample. Where were they? In here? The States, or is that a. Out of the country?

[Byron]

I don't know. It's off of a website called Metal Injection, so I think they were, like, kind of surprised themselves. Either that or they're trying to say we're the safest ones. Also, if you take a look around at a Slayer concert, it's not exactly like women are throwing themselves at. At those guys either, let alone the girls that would like that.

[Brady]

Because the amount of people that I'm thinking that would, you know, it's got to be percentage. The amount of people that said, oh, yeah, I really like classical music is such a smaller audience.

[Byron]

Yeah. And evidently, so it's got to be weighted then hosing each other like crazy. Yeah. It's percentage of people who interviewed said, I like classic.

[Brady]

So they're out of the. Out of the 10 classical media with had two people.

[Byron]

Well, it was 6, 500 people that had admitted to affairs. Right. And then they broke it down on the music, and they're like, well, what music do you like prefer? And it came up jazz. Like 19. That's pretty big.

[Brett Vesely]

Is it more sensual?

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Like this.

[John Holmberg]

It's.

[Byron]

Well, well, you think about. Yeah. Chicks are gonna throw themselves in my car, bro. It's Angel Death. Come on. I hate you listening to that seductive music. You're just gonna end up with some other girl. Shut up, bitch.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Oh, you listen to this, too? Are you a swimsuit model? Yes, I'm a temptress. Nothing's wrong with you, though.

[Zoo Representative]

What would be wrong with me?

[Byron]

I like this. All right. I can't resist.

[Brady]

Never forget our first chance.

[Byron]

This is not cheating music. You want to like your wife. Every wife should want you to listen to this. No woman should ever say, turn that. Okay. This is a guarantee that Nobody's going to want to sleep with me. And the ones who do are so creepy, I don't want to sleep with them. So if I got a chick who's into angel of Death, yikes. She's got one of those tattoos of a dead friend that she had ground up and stuff and made into some sort of ink.

[Brett Vesely]

What about this one?

[Brady]

It's in a vial.

[Byron]

Yeah, she carries it on her neck. Now you got this accidental cheat. You don't even go out to try to do it. And the next thing you know, you're like, lou Rawls is on. And if you even start tapping your toe, girl across the bar is like, ooh, he's seductive. God forbid you start singing it. If they're a karaoke and you do this, there's going to be three overweight black girls and a white girl that are going home with you if you want all of them. You never find what's sexier to sing as long as you live. This is definitely. Unfortunately, most people who like jazz too much are gay.

[Brady]

Well, I think that reflects a little bit of the age too, because, you know, you hear about. Told about the villages and all these old retirement that are so active.

[Byron]

It's true.

[Brady]

They're listening to a lot of living. You know, think about people that have been married for a long time, time.

[Byron]

Had it with each other.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, this is kind of jazz, though.

[Byron]

Oh, it's. It would be played on a jazz station, but like Kenny. Not Kenny G. David Sanborn and yeah, those like Miles Davis. Jazz is basically the angel of death of jazz. That's not. You're not getting sex from that. If you are, it's with somebody like Grace Jones. Oh, snap your dick off. I want any of that. I can listen to Lou Rolls all day bit. And like blues is the surprising one that 6% of people listening to blues. But that's probably. Yeah, they're probably just sad and they did stuff because they're sad.

[Brady]

It's got to be. And then it's also age, I think would kick in.

[Byron]

Yeah, that's another one where electronica was 4% and in indie music was 3%. But I think that's just because it's a gang bang over there. Heavy metal 2% and heavy metal is the one that. I'd put that down low, but you'd think that used to be sex, drugs and rock and roll was. Not anymore sex, drugs and jazz. And then salsa was 14%. But that's that Latin thing.

[Brett Vesely]

It's like your girl, you're taking Snapshots of.

[Byron]

Yeah, she's still on a. Look. That salsa music with her. She starts doing that little shake and you're like, all about nothing. I can. Can do. The dancing is the seductive dancing that they have. There's no seductive dancing with angel of Death. You can't, like, grab. It's different. Walk around to the floor. This one you get. Oh, yeah. Keeps thinking, oh, you're grinding a little bit. Doing some sexy hip moves and stuff. Death, Move over, Angel of Death. You're just punching her in the tummy, hoping she's not pregnant. Some sort of weird heavy metal abortion. God damn this. All that stuff. I used to love working in the same building as the Coyote because you'd go down there and just hear, like, something awesome. And it was just immediately like, boy, this sets the tone. You just wanted to light candles. Every time I went in there to, like, check a log, I'd be like, I gotta go sign a paper. I'm gonna stay here for a minute.

[Brett Vesely]

Be like Spytrap and krp.

[Byron]

Yeah, yeah. Gong. And I just went in there and just immediately sunk into silk. Welcome to the mighty krp.

[Brady]

And then Jeffrey Holder.

[Byron]

And Jeffrey Holder.

[Brady]

Pops. Unbelievable.

[Byron]

You're listening to the coyote 95.5. Everything was about guttural. It makes sense.

[Brady]

Never gone away.

[Byron]

No. No. Smooth booth jazz was like. They had some stuff like, you want to put on little David Sandbourn. Just find one. Everything he did, you'd want. Not just a dude playing the sacks. You get in there and it was like, man, this is a dreamy kind of vibe. I couldn't listen to it all the time, but when it's on, I got no complaints. I'm going to get angel of Death. And the last thing it's gonna do is moisten a woman. The old David Sambor. This is the kind of stuff you put on. Come on. When a girl's collection's gonna be home at 5 o', clock, I'm gonna spread some rose petals on the bed, make her a chicken marsala. I'm gonna order it and act like I made it. She comes walking in the door. What now? If angel of Death is playing, Shut it up. Would have thought I'd be romantic. This and it's age. It's all of them.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Byron]

His age is 8 to 80. Everybody's, like, calmer, happier, but you can't listen to it all the time.

[Brady]

I think went to a big surge in the. The.

[Byron]

Oh, man, the 90s.

[Brady]

The movies. You had to have the Saxon.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Byron]

Very rarely the angel of Death plan in the Sex the I remember Tom Behringer.

[Brady]

You're kissing the curb on that one.

[Byron]

Tom Beringer and Greta Scotchy in that movie, listening to angel of Death, making sweet love in those silk sheets.

[Holmberg]

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[Byron]

And then we insert some strange goal.

[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

Didn'T feel as good.

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[Brady]

Might put you in on getting a pair of Crocs.

[Byron]

Nothing.

[Brady]

There's some Crocs featured at Paris Fashion Week. They'll run you 150 bucks a pair. They did a collab with Legos.

[Byron]

Nope.

[Brady]

They're brick shaped. They're not the Gibbitz. They're celebrating the Lego.

[Lisa]

They're not the what? The.

[Brady]

The Jibbitz where you'd put like the Lego.

[Byron]

Could have sworn we would have to fire Brady.

[Lisa]

There's. There's what?

[Brady]

Jibbit.

[Byron]

I thought for sure Jibbitz are.

[Brady]

Have you never heard the Jibbit?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Byron]

Because we're adult men.

[Lisa]

Tell me. Like I should know.

[Byron]

Yeah. That's not. That's an elderly man around for years. That's Right. I thought you were the one that told him.

[Brett Vesely]

What?

[Byron]

Stop it.

[Lisa]

How dare you.

[Byron]

And this is a. This is the annual reminder that you need to say thank you to me for stopping you from being a Crocs guy because your elderly father wore the Croc guys. Dad talks about how comfortable they are.

[Brady]

Yeah. Camo Crocs.

[Byron]

You my friend with the fleece. We were at Scottdale Fashion Square and this jackass goes to that center sec. These are sweet. I'm like stop it. My dad says they're comfortable. You can't talk me out of it. You look like a retard. You're walking away from this. You're never going to buy. No, he thought about it and then he got cocky and he bought slides. These are Crocs. Like he needed to be a dick about it for a second. But I stopped you from getting into those.

[Lisa]

So wait, is Jibbitz like that's what elderly people Nike dunks. Is it like.

[Byron]

No, they're the little pins that you put Bedazzle. Basically you brought Crocs earrings. And he was excited about that for a little bit.

[Lisa]

Fleecing you for money on those for.

[Byron]

For a little while.

[Brady]

Kids go through Crocs.

[Byron]

You were trying to be.

[Brady]

Kirby had some crocs.

[Byron]

You were trying to be elderly for about an eight year span there. He had wagons with wood on the side of him and like you were doing a lot of old man things. And then cross. I stopped you from that.

[John Holmberg]

I'm good.

[Brett Vesely]

Where were you when he bought the Outback? You should have been there for that.

[Byron]

Didn't know him that well then. I just was. I was there to ridicule it after it happened. See, this is what I'm talking about.

[Lisa]

Did you ferry Kirby around in one of those wooden wagons?

[Byron]

He didn't have the wood on the side of the wagon then. You liked them.

[Brady]

No, I had the fold out one pull out these beautiful crocs he had. They've outdone themselves on this one.

[Byron]

He was gonna buy those Swiss cheese shoes right in front of me. And you were a young. You know, you were a decent human being.

[Lisa]

Oh, this was years ago.

[Byron]

This was a long time ago when.

[Brady]

They first came out. And it wasn't even close.

[Byron]

It was close. You were arguing with me. I had to stop you.

[Brady]

I had to stop. My dad had.

[Byron]

I know. And what my argument.

[Brady]

So let's check out the.

[Byron]

Your dad is 70 something. These are shoes for 7 year olds. Do not quit yet. These are sweet. Like nobody else is going to say that. And that was when you were single and not you didn't have a lot of prospects.

[Lisa]

Oh, my God, Brady.

[Brady]

And look at that French twink. Idiot.

[Byron]

Those are the Legos.

[Brady]

So hideous.

[Byron]

All right. No, just turn it off. There's no reason.

[Lisa]

In his Crocs.

[Byron]

He likes the Crocs.

[Brady]

There they are.

[Byron]

Right? He's always been into the Crocs.

[Lisa]

Oh, my God.

[Byron]

Just turn it. Turn it off. Turn it off.

[Brett Vesely]

Four day work week.

[Holmberg]

Something, something. Check out homework's morning sickness [e-mail] if.

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[Holmberg]

Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[Byron]

Toledo. People are asking like crazy about your trip off to Santa Clara. As a Seahawks fan and off the air, we've been listening to you say, just can't do it. Too, too costly. You're not going to sell plasma or do anything like that to try to get up there to Santa Clara. You're not gonna go watch your Seahawks in San Francisco stadium? Try and hoist that Lombardo?

[Brady]

No.

[Lisa]

Because first off, it's gonna be a solo trip as it is right now and my Seahawk buddies, no one will go with you about going leases right out.

[Byron]

Why?

[Lisa]

Because of the cost.

[Byron]

Because it's too much. Yeah. All right.

[Lisa]

And well. And this is the year she turns 5 0. So. So we have to save up.

[Brady]

You gotta save up. Yeah.

[Byron]

You can't take her to her to the super bowl for her birthday, though.

[Lisa]

I can't do that. I thought about it. I thought about presenting it to her.

[Byron]

And just saying, hey, happy birthday.

[Lisa]

But you like San Francisco.

[Brady]

You really.

[Byron]

Well, it's not. You're nowhere near it.

[Lisa]

No, I know.

[Byron]

An hour away. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Can't you get Craig gas get you in?

[Byron]

Gas will get you something. He gets you.

[Brett Vesely]

Gets in everywhere.

[Lisa]

About hitting up Adam Ray because he's sitting there hanging out in a suite with big Dumper.

[Byron]

Oh, is he up there with.

[Lisa]

Oh, man, that's his new buddy now they hang out and do everything.

[Byron]

I was talking with Adam when he was here over the holidays, and he's like, hey, bro, I'm friends with Cam Hayward. If you want to be buddies with him. I'm like, yes, I do want to be friends with him. Like, why would you ask? Let's just. Let's go. I'll tell him. And then. So, yeah, I text him. I have. There was a, like, Steelers game that day, and I text Adam. I'm like, ask him if I should wear T.J. watt or his jersey. He says, you should wear his jersey, bro. What else would he say? Like, I'm already in my T.J. watt. I'm sorry. I can't take it up. Once he said the wrong thing, but it was. Yeah, it's remarkable, like, being friends. He's friends with all of them.

[Lisa]

He's friends with everybody.

[Byron]

Yeah, that's pretty cool. So you're not going. You've got a couple connects. Your boy, you and the boy. Don't go.

[Lisa]

He is funny because he. He did look at me at the end of the game last night as we're high fiving, and. And I looked at Lisa, and I said, so, we're going to Santa Clara.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Byron]

The new girl's coming. We're all curious who's attacking the door. All right, get it out of your system now, boys. The second she walks through the door, nobody's allowed to do what you guys just did, which is plaster your faces against the glass. We got a new girl starting. All right, Calm it down. Anyway, so to which I said, whatever the cost is, Toledo, a real fan wouldn't balk at that because I knew.

[Lisa]

You were gonna give me crap either way.

[Byron]

Hoist that lumbar. You bought World Series tickets before they were even in it, and now you won't even buy super bowl tickets. And they're actually in there.

[Brady]

This is the one you're gonna dominate to hold.

[Lisa]

The cost was, like, one tenth of what the super bowl tickets were.

[Byron]

Walk in the park, and they're gonna hoist the Lombardi on the 49ers field.

[Lisa]

And it was an easy drive away. The World Series would have been.

[Byron]

The only way you'd get me to go to Baltimore is if the Steelers won the super bowl in it. Ah, you.

[Lisa]

You'd go to the super bowl in Baltimore.

[Byron]

If I knew the Steelers had as easy a road as your team's got right now.

[Lisa]

Oh, stop it.

[Byron]

14, 15 point win minimum.

[Lisa]

Here we go.

[Brady]

Reach out to Adam. Reach out to Gas.

[Byron]

Yeah. I. I'd be going selling cars.

[Lisa]

Gas was conspicuously quiet yesterday.

[Byron]

He texted me this morning.

[Brady]

Did he?

[Lisa]

Was he on the sidelines? Cuz I was texting him. Trying to see how he's feeling.

[Byron]

Probably. I didn't ask him that. Back and forth with a couple things, but. Congratulations to's teams in the Super Bowl.

[Lisa]

Good for you. I give all credit to you. You hired me in 2005.

[Byron]

That's true.

[Lisa]

We went to the super bowl that year. Well, 2006, but 2005 season.

[Byron]

Yes, yes.

[Lisa]

We've been to the Super bowl four times. All because I've been on this show.

[Byron]

Yeah. Each 10 year anniversary of your employment, they go to the Super Bowl? Pretty much, yeah. There was one in between there. Yeah. Yeah.

[Lisa]

A little off, but yeah.

[Byron]

You got two Super Bowls. Three. Three visits, two wins.

[Lisa]

No, one win, three visits.

[Byron]

The only one. Once.

[Lisa]

This is the. Yeah, we only beat the Broncos. Creamed them.

[Brady]

Oh, that's right.

[Lisa]

We beat you the next year. We lost to the Patriots on the shoulder run. Marshawn Lynch.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Lisa]

This is the fourth trip all on, all since that.

[Byron]

Yeah. Well, you're welcome.

[Lisa]

Yeah. Alex was negative two weeks old when they went the first time in Detroit.

[Byron]

You took a risk there because you weren't supposed to leave the screaming Mimi back home a week to go. She was not happy with you.

[Lisa]

We both had to get. Get away from each other because she was not.

[Brady]

Everybody needs a little time away.

[Byron]

That's right. Chicago player to say yeah then. And you had to run away from her. All right, well, good. You're going to do it again. You're going to leave this one behind for her 50th birthday? Might have to. All right. What did she get you for your.

[Lisa]

50Th birthday party with friends?

[Byron]

Something she wanted to do.

[Brady]

Well, let me ask you this. If it was her championship team.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And it was your 50th birthday.

[Lisa]

She's a woman, Brady.

[Brady]

She got. I know, but if she did, you.

[Byron]

Know, and she got you tickets and.

[Lisa]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brady]

But if she wanted to go even though it was your 50th birthday.

[Lisa]

Use this.

[Brady]

Did you say go to that championship? That only happens.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Lisa]

If the packers are in the Super Bowl. The Matthiah wants to go. Are you going with her to watch the pack?

[Brett Vesely]

She's going by herself.

[Byron]

Well, that's different. Because he's got a different team. If. If she watches the games with you and wears the jersey.

[Brett Vesely]

She doesn't.

[Byron]

Never mind.

[Lisa]

No, she doesn't.

[Byron]

She doesn't Pretend. Yeah, you can't do that.

[Holmberg]

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[Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Byron]

Thanks for coming, Chris. It's been nice to you.

[Zoo Representative]

Thanks for having me.

[Byron]

Are you here to do commercials?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Okay.

[Brady]

And she brought a critter.

[Zoo Representative]

I did bring it.

[Byron]

Where?

[Brady]

It's in the room right now. Close the door.

[Byron]

Oh, it's a little tiny. Is it gonna fly?

[Zoo Representative]

Jump. They're actually one of the best jumpers in the animal kingdom.

[Byron]

All right, let's get right to that.

[Zoo Representative]

That.

[Byron]

That's enough of. What would Brady do? Let's break open the bag of animal. What's in there.

[Brady]

So this thing's totes adorbs.

[Zoo Representative]

Favorite little creatures ever. This is little Theodore. Now Theodore might start jumping.

[Byron]

Oh, I love him.

[Zoo Representative]

The one thing with Theodore will want to keep the door shut.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Zoo Representative]

And you can't walk around or move your chair because he's all over the.

[Byron]

Place and he's not gonna move. Look at him go.

[John Holmberg]

What is that?

[Byron]

What is that?

[Zoo Representative]

A little lesser bush, baby.

[Byron]

So this is a prime pictures of this. Okay.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Byron]

That's a primate bush, baby. From the. From your zoo.

[Brady]

Nocturnal.

[Zoo Representative]

Find these guys in Africa. Yeah. And you can tell this is a nocturnal animal. I mean, their eyes.

[Byron]

Look at him go.

[Brady]

Oh, he's like.

[Byron]

He's fast. Can you throw him to me? Oh, my gosh.

[John Holmberg]

He's so cool.

[Byron]

And he's just like what, maybe a half a pound?

[Zoo Representative]

Yeah. Being a lesser bush baby, he's almost full grow. They're really tiny.

[Brady]

That's amazing.

[Zoo Representative]

I know.

[Byron]

That's almost full grown.

[Zoo Representative]

Yeah.

[Byron]

And he's like half a pound.

[Zoo Representative]

He's a little under a year old, but he's not gonna get too much bigger.

[Byron]

And at the zoo, he's where like, you can't let him run wild.

[Zoo Representative]

He's being raised behind the scenes. We're trying to find Theo a little girlfriend.

[Byron]

Weirdos. Why?

[Zoo Representative]

That way we can start a breeding program.

[Brady]

Have you ever been two headed bush babies?

[Zoo Representative]

Do you watch that Sometimes. It's inevitable. Anyone who's been out to Wildlife World.

[Byron]

You can watch the mating tortoises.

[Zoo Representative]

I mean, every time I even drive by the tortoises, I'm like, like, oh.

[Byron]

My God, they're doing it again. Yeah, they're pervs.

[Zoo Representative]

Yeah, they are.

[Byron]

Okay, so this little guy. You're trying to find a girlfriend and. And you're putting that out on the radio right now. If anybody's got a female.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Byron]

Bush baby. And he just flies. Yeah. Can I hang on to him? Come here, buddy. Oh, my gosh. That is so weird.

[Zoo Representative]

Actually, I'm going to get you some worms because he.

[Byron]

Some what?

[Zoo Representative]

He might stay with you longer if you have worms. Worms.

[Byron]

I do have worms. I currently have pinworms. As he smell. He smells it. Oh, he's ready to jump. Look at this, dude.

[Brett Vesely]

No, he knows the worms.

[Byron]

They are. This is the coolest little guy ever. And he's hanging on for dear life.

[John Holmberg]

Where are the worms?

[Byron]

I don't even see. Oh, there's one in your hand.

[John Holmberg]

Is it alive?

[Byron]

Here?

[Zoo Representative]

Right here. That way you can feed him.

[Byron]

I don't know what you're doing. Oh, there's worms in my hands. Oh, there's freaking worm in my hand.

[Brady]

Did you just poop?

[Byron]

Now I'm holding them.

[Zoo Representative]

It's like if a little hamster did. That's nothing.

[Brady]

Let him dump on your shoulder.

[Byron]

I think he's doing it. What do I do, everybody?

[Brady]

Yeah, put him in your head.

[Byron]

He likes my shoulders. All right.

[Brady]

You know he's going after that earwax probably.

[Byron]

I don't know. My headphones are on. Brady, that's poop.

[Zoo Representative]

He really likes to go down your shirt.

[Brady]

What?

[Zoo Representative]

You want him in your shirt?

[Brady]

Yeah, he would like that.

[Byron]

I do.

[Brady]

Put him in there. He'll nestle right in there.

[Byron]

Hey, that's crazy. You're making me uncomfortable.

[Brady]

Look at him.

[Announcer]

He started burrowing.

[Byron]

Put him. Started lifting my clothes off.

[John Holmberg]

Lady, if I did that to you, that lawsuit.

[Byron]

He's in there, man. Oh, yeah, he's doing some something.

[Zoo Representative]

Especially if you have hair. He might try and groom you a little bit.

[Byron]

That's nice. You're making fun of me having no hair. Put him on my head. See if he'll just live up there for a second. Jesus. You've got your hands all over me. Pervert. This is fun. Hi. He is adorable. Did you see how quickly she just disrobed me?

[Brady]

Yeah, she's a pro.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Ow.

[Byron]

Wow, look at that.

[Brady]

That was a good three foot leap.

[Byron]

He's cute. I like him. All right, you can stay right here, buddy. Man, he's neat and he'd probably.

[Brady]

And how good is his hearing? It's amazing.

[Byron]

They hear forever.

[Zoo Representative]

Light dishes independently of each other.

[Brady]

He can hear a flea right now on a log and he'll just go eat it up.

[Byron]

I've never had anybody try to take my shirt off at work before. I have. I think I've got a lawsuit.

[Zoo Representative]

Normally, if you want him to stay, he prefers to start at the bottom.

[Byron]

Yeah, I know. I saw you. I guess you do too. So she starts at the bottom and works her way up as well. It's the last thing I expected. You almost saw my girdle. Well, this is adorable.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe.

[Brady]

Yeah, that looks good.

[Byron]

Bush baby. Pooping on my head. Said if he takes it. Oh, I don't like this. There's a tail in my eyes. I don't like this at all.

[Brady]

He can. He can wrap that right in.

[Byron]

You can take my eye out or something. And what's his name?

[Zoo Representative]

So his name's Theo.

[Byron]

Theo. Yeah, after.

[Zoo Representative]

So like if he.

[Byron]

Malcolm Jamal Warner.

[Brady]

Hold on. Did you hear that?

[Byron]

Huh? What'd you say?

[Zoo Representative]

They do something called urine washing.

[Byron]

Okay, that's enough.

[Zoo Representative]

So what what he does to mark his territories? He'll urinate, rub it on his hands and feet.

[Byron]

Great. And you've just been crawling over my head. Thanks, Christy. That's awesome.

[Brady]

There he goes. There he's. Just mark him up.

[Byron]

Look at this. Look at this. This maggot. Did he not go for the worm? No, he wants nothing to do with it.

[Brady]

Yeah, hold that. Warm up. He'll gobble that thing up. Oh, there you go. Yeah.

[Byron]

Oh, that's adorable.

[Brady]

Now you start. You better have another worm.

[Byron]

We got a whole bucket of them. Oh, I can't wait to dip my fingers into this.

[Zoo Representative]

This.

[Byron]

I'm not touching those.

[Brady]

Get him.

[Brett Vesely]

People want to know if you can put it on your nose. Yeah.

[Byron]

See if you balance on my giant.

[Brady]

Don't actually nestle in that nostril.

[Byron]

He didn't want to be on my nose. Did he jump onto my shoulder?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Yeah. All right. Try again. Oh, for a second. Do they ever not land. This thing is just ridiculous.

[Zoo Representative]

Like spider man jump 10ft. Feet.

[Byron]

So no kidding.

[Brady]

The leaper.

[Zoo Representative]

Hang on to the corners of the window seal. It's amazing.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

How about that? Yeah. All right.

[Brady]

I was a little worried about the.

[Byron]

He's cute.

[Brady]

Going up the. The grid here because the. But they still clamp on because the pads on there.

[Byron]

That's awesome.

[Brady]

Stick to the material.

[Byron]

What a neat little guy. Come here.

[Brady]

He's pooping.

[Byron]

He's pooping again. Jesus. This dude all the worms. All right. That's kind of neat.

[Brady]

Give me the Scooby Snacks.

[Byron]

Well, thanks for bringing that in.

[Zoo Representative]

Yes, you're welcome.

[Byron]

Tell everybody where your zoo is.

[Zoo Representative]

Okay. So we're located off the 303 and Northern Avenue. We have Arizona's largest exotic animal collection.

[Byron]

Whoa.

[Zoo Representative]

And it's amazing we have animals that you're not going to see at other zoos.

[Byron]

I mean, we have so two headed bison.

[Zoo Representative]

I wish we had.

[Byron]

No, you don't. That's a freak show. You have normal, healthy animals, right?

[Zoo Representative]

We do. Our animals are amazing. We have an aquarium safari park. And this is the best time to come out to the zoo because it's springtime. We have lots of babies. I'm so excited.

[Byron]

That's neat for. Look at him. He just keeps jumping into that chair. He's awesome. Can you sell these? Do you sell these? What does this run? 15, 20 bucks?

[Brady]

I'll give you 20, right?

[Byron]

I'll give you $30. And they're illegal to own and even.

[Zoo Representative]

Zoos don't have them. I guarantee no one in this room has ever seen one at a zoo.

[Byron]

Is it bad that he's out in the daytime? Does his eyes burn? Look at that, John.

[Zoo Representative]

He has a little bit of a different schedule than the bush babies would out in Africa. Just because he's with us during the day. So he'll sleep a little bit through.

[Byron]

The night because of the time change.

[Brady]

Look at him looking outside.

[Byron]

Interesting ears.

[Zoo Representative]

And the tail helps him with balance as they're jumping around.

[Byron]

That's pretty awesome. And he just eats worms. What else does he.

[Brady]

Caviar.

[Byron]

You guys feed him anything weird?

[Zoo Representative]

Bugs, fruit. These guys, they need a lot of like Gum and tree SAP. That's what they'd get in the wild. So we have to supplement their diet.

[Brady]

With that, like, double bubble. What kind of gum?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, what would Brady do?

[Byron]

Turns into a bush baby. Exotic adventures with a bush baby. He's cute. All right, well, I want a whole bunch of these. And you only have one. You need that girl one. And then you start breeding these things and then they probably get out of control pretty fast. Yeah, he just hung on for his life there as Brady tried to. To carrot stick him with a worm.

[Brady]

I fed him a treat.

[Byron]

He's eating it. Yeah, he's neat.

[Brady]

He's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[Byron]

I have heard enough of this.

[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[Byron]

All you got to do is go.

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