01-26-26 - WWBD - Guy Asks Brady To Help Hide Money From His Soon To Be Ex Wife - Kristi From World Wildlife Zoo Brings In Theo The Lesser African Bush Baby

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness (98KUPD)

Episode: 01-26-26 - WWBD, Hiding Money from Ex, and Theo the Lesser African Bush Baby

Date: January 26, 2026
Host(s): John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Guest: Kristy from the World Wildlife Zoo

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Overview

This lively episode features the usual irreverent moral quandaries of “What Would Brady Do?”, with advice ranging from hiding cash during divorce to suggestions for a “mild drug habit” after a life shakeup. The second half spotlights a guest visit from Kristy of the World Wildlife Zoo, who brings in Theo—the adorable but unpredictable lesser African bush baby. The crew mixes sharp humor, candid advice, and offbeat animal encounters in their distinctive, riff-heavy, and frequently irreverent style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Aging Rockers at College Events (01:16–03:10)

• The hosts joke about universities trotting out old musicians at student events, referencing John Cougar Mellencamp at Indiana University and the hypothetical use of Alice Cooper or the Gin Blossoms at ASU.
  • Quote: "Nothing better than 50-year-old hits being a staple at IU. Still staple all you want. Kids are still looking at like what the hell is this?" — John Holmberg (01:26)
• Discussion turns to the lack of fresh local talent and wishful thinking about a breakthrough act.

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2. What Would Brady Do? (WWBD)

A. Hiding Money from a Soon-to-Be Ex-Wife (03:30–08:30)

• Nathan ("The Miserable Giant") writes in, furious about his divorce and alimony demands, and asks Brady to hide $300,000 for him under the pretense of a loan.
  • Quote (Letter): "Never ever get married. It no longer benefits men. ...now saying I need to pay her 15 grand a month to keep up her lifestyle…" — Read by host (03:33)
• Brady is hesitant and ultimately refuses, unwilling to risk potential illegality.
  • Quote: "If it's illegal, which... I don't know. It doesn't sound like... I'm not taking that chance, El Chapo." — Brady (05:02)
  • Other hosts suggest humorous alternatives, with tongue-in-cheek offers to help or launder the money via odd jobs or investments.

B. On Celebrity Divorce Payouts (05:50–06:35)

• Brady compares Nathan's situation to Michael Jordan's costly divorce.
  • Quote: "He didn't have a prenup with Juanita. He cut her a check for 168 million..." — Brady (06:00)
  • Conversation about "dead cap" in marriage settlements: "You don't want to sit there and find out... what would is going to hit me on the dead cap space." — Host (06:39)
• Consensus: The risk to friends/family outweighs any reward for helping hide assets, and it's best not to get involved.

C. Advice on Starting a "Mild Drug Habit" (08:33–10:11)

• Listener “New Ronald” (45, recently divorced, wants to take more risks) asks for suggestions, excluding weed.
  • Quote (Letter): "I want to start a mild drug habit. ...suggestions besides weed, please, to get me going." — Read by host (08:36)
• The hosts joke about the options and agree weed or gummies are the safest but explore microdosing mushrooms and mention Adderall.
  • Quote: "The only thing I'd entertain is like to help sleep... is the weed side." — Brady (09:54)
  • Guest Kristy enters, humorously votes for Adderall or cocaine for weight loss: "If I'm going to do it, something that makes you skinnier. So, coke. Or Adderall." — Kristy (10:22)
• The group emphasizes moderation and avoids recommending anything highly addictive.

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3. Animal Kingdom Oddities

On Conjoined Twins and Animal Mutations (11:36–14:19)

• Side banter about “mutant” animals, particularly two-headed creatures and Siamese twins.
  • Quote: "If the zoo had one of them mutant two-headed animals, you just slaughter it that day, right?" — Host (11:36)
  • Christy says she would keep a two-headed snake; for a dying two-headed bison, it's a roadside attraction.
  • Hosts joke about the ethics of humans dating conjoined twins: "I want a law that says they can only date each other because you're a freak if you want to bang one of those." — Host (12:37)
• Lighthearted debate on animal kingdom survival logic, leading to laughs.

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4. Theo the Lesser African Bush Baby—Live In-Studio Encounter

Introduction & Handling (14:27–17:02)

• Kristy introduces Theo, a tiny, energetic lesser bush baby. The hosts are enamored but nervous, as he jumps and clings to them.
  • Quote: "What is that? ...A little lesser bush baby. So this is a primate." — Kristy (15:00)
  • "He's almost full grown... they're really tiny." — Kristy (17:02)
• Theo demonstrates his agility, jumping impressive distances.

Fun Facts, Feeding, and Behavior (17:02–20:01)

• Kristy explains Theo’s nocturnal habits and specialized diet: worms, bugs, fruits, and tree sap.
• The hosts feed Theo worms, endure pooping and 'urine washing' (Theo's method of scent marking).
  • Quote: “[Bush babies] do something called urine washing... rub it on his hands and feet.” — Kristy (20:41)
• Humor about Theo burrowing in clothing and marking the crew.

Q&A: Zoo Breeding Programs and Animal Encounters (21:50–25:01)

• Kristy discusses breeding plans for Theo, and how zoos exchange rare animals to avoid inbreeding.
  • “[There] are a couple of unrelated breeding pairs in the United States. So we're hoping that one... has a female.” — Kristy (24:23)
• The hosts ask about seeing bush babies, but Kristy notes they aren’t available for private encounters: “No, they are not part of the encounter program..." (28:55)
• The conversation is punctuated by Theo’s antics—jumping around, pooping, and making everyone laugh.

World Wildlife Zoo Updates & Teaser (25:42–28:34)

• Kristy announces spring is baby season at the zoo and invites listeners to check out the aquarium and animal encounters, including a new African penguin encounter.
  • Quote: “We have a really big announcement coming up... It's a massive birth! ...Arizona are gonna lose their mind.” — Kristy (27:00)
• The crew tries to guess what the big new arrival might be, with Kristy teasing it's a "massive" animal but not revealing specifics.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “If it's illegal, which…I'm not taking that chance, El Chapo.” — Brady (05:02)
• "She's got to have an agent for that kind of stuff. And I would never want somebody that's negotiating the out costs. ...That's called dead cap." — Host (06:39)
• "I want to start a mild drug habit. ...suggestions besides weed, please..." — New Ronald (08:36)
• “If I'm going to get addicted, I need to make sure it has those [weight-loss] properties.” — Kristy (10:30)
• “A little lesser bush baby. So this is a primate.” — Kristy (15:00)
• “They do something called urine washing. ...he'll urinate, rub it on his hands and feet.” — Kristy (20:41)
• “We have a really big announcement coming up in the next week or so.” — Kristy (26:39)
• [Theo poops on the host] “He just dropped a deuce on... that's great!” — Host (30:33)

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Notable Segments & Timestamps

• Debate on aging rockers for college events: 01:16–03:10
• WWBD: Hiding Money from Ex: 03:30–08:30
• WWBD: Mild Drug Habit Advice: 08:33–10:11
• Mutant Animals/Conjoined Twin banter: 11:36–14:19
• Kristy brings in Theo, bush baby fun: 14:27–21:00
• Zoo info, animal breeding, and big birth teaser: 25:42–28:34
• Theo’s acrobatics and antics: 28:34–30:44

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Tone & Style

• Language: Direct, edgy, irreverent, with plenty of wisecracks and banter.
• Humor: Self-deprecating, sarcastic, and sometimes red-blooded.
• Vibe: Unfiltered, unpredictable, and conversational—a genuine morning show feel with a twist of zoo field trip.

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Conclusion

The episode features wide-ranging advice on personal dilemmas, plenty of laughs, a showcase of Arizona’s coolest zoo critters, and teases a major animal birth that has the crew (and listeners) guessing. Kristy’s bush baby visit injects adorable chaos and education into the studio, closing the segment on a high (and slightly messy) note. Listeners are encouraged to visit the World Wildlife Zoo for new encounters and to stay tuned for news of their exciting new arrival.

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Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[Byron]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

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[Brady]

Was to throw him in jail.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Before we get to what would Brady do? We're all in a quandary over here because John Cougar Mellon Camp is playing live right now at the Indiana campus for the championship. Your Indiana Hoosiers national champions. And Brady just brought it up and got us laughing like, I'm sure the college kids love that. They're Nothing better than 50 year old hits being a staple at IU. Still staple all you want. Kids are still looking at like what the hell is this? And he's like 90 and so they got him rolling out there. And then I started laughing like, if ASU won a national championship, we'd still drag out Alice Cooper. It's brutal.

[Brady]

I think they would go. Whoever is left in the Gin Blossoms.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

They got the Dirks. Bentley is the only other One that maybe as long as they don't have.

[Brett Vesely]

A state fair gig to play somewhere.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah, that's. I didn't even think of that. We started laughing like, ah, they still roll out melon head, little pink houses. And those kids are like, this was 1984.

[Brady]

Play Jack and Diane. Jordan Sparks.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

She's 25 years old.

[Brady]

Celebration.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah. Now we gotta get something. One of these bands has to get going. This Palladio thing's gotta take off one of these days and get one of these bands going because this is embarrassing. Somebody local. Do something, please. So Glenn Campbell and Alice Cooper can stop being the two biggest ones. One of them's dead and the other one is Glenn Campbell. All right, let's get right to it. Brady's got to solve the problem. Got an interesting approach to this today, Brady. It's a. I don't know that in the whole time we've done your moral cleansing of the Valley, anyone's ever asked what this guy asked. And I kind of like it. I kind of like the direction he took. What would Brady do? Is brought to you by MMP Guns. MMP Guns has Arizona's largest inventory of firearms. Hold on.

[Brady]

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[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

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[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Do you want to start with the weird one?

[Brady]

Sure.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

All right. That's the guy named Nathan. He calls himself Nathan the Miserable Giant. Says Holmberg. For what would Brady do? Let me give all this free advice to every man listening. Never ever get married. It no longer benefits men. We're expected to support, protect and play all the traditional roles. I want my wife to do a couple like cook and clean and nurture and please me. Those are female roles. But nope. I got hit with divorce papers because this non working slut for the last 11 years, two kids, never worked on her body. Had a nanny and a maid the whole time. Lazy ass loser is now saying I need to pay her 15 grand a month to keep up her lifestyle that she's become accustomed to. Let me tell you, it's not from her hard work. She's also making claims that I hit the kids once and her lawyers trying to make it so I never get to see them. Brady, I'm asking you this. This is where it takes the turn. I want to give you $300,000 to hold for me. Just do me a solid. Say I owed it to you as a friendly loan. If anyone asks, you can't spend it. But you can invest it and keep the extra. I just want 300,000 back when it all settles. I'm trying to hide some money for myself so I don't get killed. Nathan the Miserable Giant, will you hold 300 grand for Nathan the Giant? Think about it. I will not buy gold. What if.

[Brady]

If it's illegal, which. I don't know. It doesn't sound like. Yeah. Huh. I'm not taking that chance. El Chapo.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Why not? Nathan the Miserable Giant. Brett and I will gladly help you out. Get a nice investment in on that thing.

[Brett Vesely]

Good thing he's putting it out. Over a hundred thousand watts of air waves.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Nathan the Miserable Giants had it. I watched a guy go nuts on the Internet talking about that too. Screaming about how his. His wife didn't. She wanted him to be everything a man used to be. And she was never going to work. And he's like if you flip these roles. And I said I'm never going to work. And she was providing for everything. And then I made her pay. I'd be considered a deadbeat. How did they get away with this? That's what Nathan the Miserable Giants say.

[Brady]

I saw Michael Jackson's. Michael Jackson's. Michael Jordan's. You know, he's been married for what, 15 years now with the second wife?

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I guess.

[Brady]

So the, the deal that he had because he didn't have a prenup with Juanita. He paid her. He cut her a check for 168 million. At the time when that happened.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah.

[Brady]

It was like one of the most expensive.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

He got clobbered or.

[Brady]

So the new wife of 15 years gets a million a year that they're together and 5 million every five years. If. So they went on 15 years. So she's got 15 million plus another 15. That's pretty good. Yeah. So if they were to end it that day.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah. She gets a nice chunk of change.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

She got Bobby Bonilla's agent or what?

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

She's got to have an agent for that kind of stuff. And I would never want somebody that's negotiating the out costs. That's called dead cap. You don't want to sit there and find out what it, what would is going to hit me on the dead cap space? That's crazy. So you will not hold his money for him?

[Brady]

No, I don't think so. I, I, you know, find a. Another family member or whatever because I really don't. I don't know you enough. And then makes it even easier sometimes. It could, but I think it's illegal, and I'm not gonna.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I don't know if it's illegal. If the guy wants to give you 300 grand to invest and you say it was loaned.

[Brady]

Maybe not. Maybe I could.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah, that's what he's saying.

[Brady]

Could be.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Sounds like he's got.

[Brady]

But I know too much about it. Yeah, you're better off approaching. Someone said, hey, I want to. Could you do this? Don't say why you're doing it.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I guess I don't know. But then they'll get 300, 000 for me. You'd be all right with it if you didn't know the details. I think I'd know that. I want to ask him, why are you giving me this?

[Brady]

Yeah. Because you couldn't. You're just holding it and it's doing nothing.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah, you can do this. He can hire you as a consultant for wanting to do his new podcast, and he's like, I'll give you 300.

[John Holmberg]

He's overpaying you.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

It's crazy what he's doing. He's overpaying you $300,000.

[Brady]

What if you sell him something for $300,000?

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Well, then you got to deal with taxes and papers and things like that. If he's just. And you do that with an employment thing, too. But that's on the up and up. He hires you, gives you that money. You stock it up. Now, that one dude in Vegas that tried to hire me wanted to pay me in cash, and he was offering me 250 grand in a bag so we didn't have to deal with anything. And I did the same as you're saying. I ran away because it felt like mob money. I felt like I was into him too much. He had a bag of money he was gonna give me. You're kind of right, though.

[Brady]

Invested in gold.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

You invested in gold. It's gonna go over $5,000.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

It is.

[Brett Vesely]

Right now it's 5,100.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

It's scary because there's definitely going to be a dip. You throw 300 grand into the gold right now, and it goes up to six. You just. You walked away with Brady. Think about this. Here's another one. These are good ones. Today it says, dear Brady, I want to start a mild drug habit. A little one. Moderate. I'm 45 years old, and I've been a square my entire life, and I want to take some chances. I just got divorced. Missionary, sex, and absolutely safe. Everything is gone for me. It's time for me to take a break from this Life suggestions besides weed, please, to get me going. What would you do if you were to start a mild drug habit? Signed, New Ronald. These people are awesome.

[Brady]

So excluding weed.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Hey, don't want to do weed, only wants to smoke.

[Brady]

That's probably the only one I would. Gummy show down.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Gummies are good. You can do the gummy weeds and then.

[Brady]

Yeah, I mean, highly recommend by that.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Mushrooms, Adderall.

[John Holmberg]

Addie.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Daddy's fun. If you want to start a mile.

[Brady]

I don't know. There's properties on that. On that side. Shrooms, not so much. I don't think shrooms can get you.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Shrooms are fun. I haven't done crazy shrooms. Microdosing is no big deal. That's pretty fun.

[Brady]

Pretty. You know, the only thing I'd entertain is like to help sleep or. Yeah. Is the weed side.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

See, I'd say stay away from Murderers Row and the mess. The heroin, the coke. Those go a different direction. That's it. Hey, there's Christy from the zoo. Come on in.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Christy from the zoo's here. Hop on over there. If you were to start a mild drug habit, Christy, what would you start, Christy? Christy Morecambe Hayden. Christy Hayton from the zoo.

[John Holmberg]

Huh?

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Just get on the mic.

[John Holmberg]

Something.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

It would make you skinnier. So coke. You'd go right to the coke or the Adderall. Okay, well, that's not a mild drug habit, Christy. That's pretty major. Whoa. She almost rolled off the chair. A mild drug habit is. Yeah. Like mushrooms. Ever done mushrooms? Weed would be fine.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I would never do weed.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah. Me see a lot.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I would just make me larger. I'd eat all the time.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

You think it would be.

[Brady]

Well, there's other. You can get the strands that won't have.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

It's all that.

[Brady]

Yeah, I heard there's stuff that's.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

You know, there's the active sativa. Ask Jen Gardner. She.

[Brady]

She knows she's not huge.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Cocaine. She balances.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Aderall's mild. And you done.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

See, there you go. I think we all agree for a new Ronald, that Aderall is the one.

[Brady]

Was that the one that Jay Moore was grinding up and doing?

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

All right, calm down. You always have the. The worst case scenario.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

If he keeps it in moderation.

[Brady]

I don't want to do anything. Like with the addictive property you. Because then you.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Then you better lay off the food.

[Brady]

There's my drug.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

That's right.

[Brady]

I don't need another drug in my life.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

That's what Christy's saying. She's trying to Take the ones that make it so it all tumbles off.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Especially something. If I'm going to get addicted, I need to make sure it has those.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

At least I'm having a good time.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, if.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

If the zoo had one of them mutant two headed animals, you just slaughter it that day, Right?

[Brady]

We were talking about that, you know like San Diego Zoo at one time and you might. Did you guys ever have a two headed snake? No. Okay.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I'd want to keep it.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

You'd want to keep it for yourself.

[Brady]

But what about like if it was a bison?

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah, two headed bison. You guys gotta hack that up right away.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I mean if it's gonna live, you'd have it there. If it's dying, that's selling some tickets there.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah, but then you got Mutant Farm. That's not as well.

[Brady]

You gotta keep alive. I'd keep it alive. I think it's a roadside attraction.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Like a thing down there. And you don't even.

[John Holmberg]

Look.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Dr. Moreau. Keep your zoo classy. Just checking in on your.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I guess it depended on what kind of two headed animal it was because.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I think Siamese, what do they call them? Conjoined twins.

[Brady]

Yeah. Because they would go, you know, around the. The world, traveling in the people.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

But yeah, I said.

[Brady]

And then they have kids. Like one set had both of them. Married two different women.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Tlc.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah. There's a bunch of those shows and they need to be. I mean I want a law that says they can only date each other because you're a freak. If you want to bang one of those. Am I wrong?

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Could you ever fall in love with a Siamese twin? Thank you.

[Brady]

I don't think anyone in here could.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Nobody could. Because we're not freaks.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

So it should be illegal. It's protecting the twins is what I'm doing. People think I'm being mean to them, but I'm actually protecting them because of the people from some pervert that's trying to four hole them.

[Brady]

He thinks they're perverts.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

That you are a pervert. If you're banging Siamese twins, there's something wrong with you. They should only. They should only be allowed together. There's a dude that's banging them.

[Brady]

Two different, right?

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

No, just. Well, no. There were two. Yeah, they're both freaks.

[Brady]

Who's with me?

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

You didn't come in for this. One's prettier than the other. Look. And that's what we said this morning. Like in the animal kingdom, they get wasted immediately because.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. So it started with the manatees.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

No, it didn't. That was gay.

[Brady]

I know, but we're talking about in the animal kingdom. You're saying you think there's an agenda right now that.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Oh yeah, but I don't. I don't care about right now. Bray brought up the two headed eagle and a mother eagle that had a two headed eagle would kill it immediately.

[Brady]

Probably see kicked it out of the nest. Actually the sibling would.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

It doesn't matter.

[Brady]

But if it was stronger than the.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Sibling, it wouldn't be.

[Brady]

You're going to have then more two headed eagles.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Greek mythology. He's such a mora.

[Brady]

No, the strongest survives.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

It wouldn't be strong.

[John Holmberg]

It's got.

[Brady]

You don't know.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I do know.

[Brady]

Oh, where have you seen a two headed.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Exactly. It's been eaten every time. Jesus. Christmas. Can we have a regular adult conversation?

[Brady]

If there was a two headed eagle, it'd be.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

It would be dead super strong within minutes. Okay.

[Brady]

Super smart.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Thanks for coming, Chris. It's been nice to.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Thanks for having me.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Are you here to do commercials?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Okay.

[Brady]

And she brought a critter.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I did bring a critter.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Where?

[Brady]

It's in the room right now. Close the door.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Oh, it's a little tiny. Is it gonna fly?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Jump. They're actually one of the best jumpers in the animal kingdom.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

All right, let's get right to that. That's enough of what would Brady do? Let's break open the bag of animal. What's in there.

[Brady]

So this thing's totes adorbs.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Favorite little creatures ever. This is little Theodore. Now Theodore might start jumping.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Oh, I love him.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

The one thing with Theodore, we'll want to keep the door shut. And you can't walk around or move your chair. Cause he's all over the place. And you see.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Not gonna move. Look at him go. What is that? What is that?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

A little lesser bush baby. So this is a primate.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Pictures of this. Okay. That's a primate bush baby from the. From your zoo.

[Brady]

Nocturnal.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

You find these guys in Africa. Yeah. And you can tell this is a nocturnal animal. I mean their eyes.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Oh, look at him go.

[Brady]

Oh, he's fast. He's fast.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

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[Brady]

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[Brett Vesely]

Comfort food is your next meal.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

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[Ranch House Grill Announcer]

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[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Can you throw him to me? Oh my gosh. He's so cool. And he's just like what, maybe a half a pound?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Yeah. Being a lesser bush baby, he is almost full grown. They're really tiny.

[Brady]

That's amazing.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I know.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

That's almost full grown.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

He's like half a pound.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Yep. He's a little under a year old, but he's not gonna get too much bigger.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

And at the zoo he's where like you can't let him run wild.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

He's being raised behind the scenes. We're trying to find Theo a little girlfriend.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Weirdos. Why?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

That way we can start a breeding program.

[Brady]

Have you ever been two headed bush babies?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Do you watch that Sometimes it's inevitable. If anyone who's been out to Wildlife.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

World, you can watch the mating.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I mean, every time I even drive by the tortoises, I'm like, oh my.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

God, they're doing it again. They're pervs.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Yeah, they are.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Okay, so this little guy, you're trying to find a girlfriend and you're putting that out on the radio right now. If anybody's got a female. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Bush baby.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

He just flies.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Can I hang on to him? Come here, buddy. Oh, my gosh, that is so weird.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Actually, I'm gonna get you some worms because some what? He might stay with you longer if you have worms.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I do have worms. I currently have pinworms. As he smell, he smells it. Oh, he's ready to jump. Look at this dude. He knows the worms. They are. This is the coolest little guy ever and he's hanging on for dear life. Where are the worms? I don't even see. Oh, there's one in your hand. Is it alive? Here?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Right here. That way you can feed him.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I don't know what you're doing. Oh, there's worms in my hands. Oh, there's freaking worm in my hand.

[Brady]

You just poop.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Now I'm holding them.

[Brady]

Let him dump on your shoulder.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I think he's doing it. What do I do?

[Brett Vesely]

Everybody?

[Brady]

Yeah, put him in your head.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

He likes my shoulders. All right.

[Brady]

You know he's going after that earwax probably.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I don't know. My headphones are on. Brady. No, no, that's poop.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

He really likes to go down your shirt.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

You want him in your shirt?

[Brady]

Yeah, he would like that.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I do.

[Brady]

Put him in there. He'll nestle right in there.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Hey, that's crazy. You're making me uncomfortable.

[Brady]

Look at him. He started burrowing.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Put him. Started lifting my clothes off. Lady, if I did that to you, the lawsuit. He's in there, man. Oh, yeah, he's doing some Something.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Especially if you have hair. He might try and groom you a little bit.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

That's nice. You're making fun of me having no hair. Put him on my head. See if he'll just live up there for a second. Jesus. You've got your hands all over me, Pervert. This is fun.

[Brady]

Hi.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

He is adorable.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I guarantee you you've never seen him.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Did you see how quickly she just disrobed me?

[Brady]

Yeah, she's a pro.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah. Ow.

[Brady]

Wow. That was a good three foot leap.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

He's cute. I like him. All right, you can stay right here, buddy. Man, he's neat and he probably.

[Brady]

And how good is his hearing? It's amazing.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

They hear forever.

[Brady]

He can hear a flea right now on a log and he'll just go eat it up.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I've never had anybody try to take my Shirt off at work before I have. I think I've got a lawsuit.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Normally, if you want him to stay, he prefers to start at the bottom.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah, I know. I saw you. I guess you do, too. So she starts at the bottom and works her way up as well. It's the last thing I expected. You almost saw my girdle. Oh, this is adorable.

[Brady]

Maybe. Yeah, that looks good.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Bush baby. Pooping on my head. If he takes it. Oh, I don't like this. There's a tail in my eyes. I don't like this at all.

[Brady]

He can. He can wrap that right in.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

You can take my eye out or something. And what's his name?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

So his name's Theo.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Theo. Yeah, after Malcolm Jamal Warner.

[Brady]

Hold on. Did you hear that?

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Huh? What'd you say?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

They do something called urine washing.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Okay, that's enough.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

So what. What he does to mark his territory is he'll urinate, rub it on his hands and feet.

[Brady]

Great.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

And you've just been crawling over my head. Thanks, Christy. That's awesome.

[Brady]

There he goes. There. He's just. Just mark him up.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Look at this. Look at this. This maggot.

[Brady]

Did he not touch the worm?

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

No, he wants nothing to do with it.

[Brady]

Yeah, hold that worm up. He'll gobble. Oh, there you go. Yeah.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Oh, that's adorable.

[Brady]

Now you start. You better have another worm.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

We got a whole bucket of them. Oh, I can't wait to dip my fingers into this. I'm not touching those People Want to.

[Brett Vesely]

Know if we can put it on your nose?

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah. See if you balance on my giant nose. He didn't want to be on my nose. Did he jump onto my shoulder?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah.

[Brady]

All right.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Try again. Oh, for a second. Do they ever not land. This thing is just ridiculous.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Like spider man.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

10Ft.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

So no kidding.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Hang on to the corners of the window seal. It's amazing.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

How about that?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

All right.

[Brady]

I was a little worried about the. He's cute. What? Up the. The grid here. Because of the. But they still clamp on because the pads on their.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

That's awesome.

[Brady]

Stick to the material.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

What a neat little guy. Come here.

[Brady]

He's pooping.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

He's pooping again.

[Brady]

Jesus.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

This dude. He's eating all the worms.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

All right.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

That's kind of neat.

[Brady]

Give me the Scooby Snacks.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Well, thanks for bringing that in.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Yes, you're welcome.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Tell everybody where your zoo is.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Okay. So we're located off the 303 and Northern Avenue. We have Arizona's largest exotic animal collection.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Whoa.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

And it's amazing. Animals that you're not going to see at other zoos.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I mean, we have seen two headed bison.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I wish we had.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

No, you don't. That's a freak show. You have normal, healthy animals, right?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

We do. Our animals are amazing. We have an aquarium safari park. And this is the best time to come out to the zoo because it's springtime. We have lots of babies. I'm so excited.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

That's neat for. Look at him. He just keeps jumping into that chair. He's awesome. Can you sell these? Do you sell these? What does this run, 15, 20 bucks?

[Brady]

I'll give you 20, right?

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I'll give you $30. And they're illegal to own and even.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Zoos don't have them. I guarantee no one in this room has ever seen one at a zoo.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Is it bad that he's out in the daytime? His eyes burn. Look at that jump.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

He has a little bit of a different schedule than the bush babies would out in Africa. Just because he's with us during the day. So he'll sleep a little bit through.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

The night because of the time change.

[Brady]

Look at him looking outside.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I know. Interesting ears.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

And the tail helps him with balance as they're jumping around.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

That's pretty awesome. And he just eats worms.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

He might you.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

What else does he eat?

[Brady]

Caviar.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Do you guys feed him anything Weird?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Bugs, fruit. These guys, they need a lot of like gum and tree SAP. That's what they'd get in the wild. So we have to supplement their diet.

[Brady]

With that like double bubble. What kind of gum?

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah. What would Brady do? Turns into a bush baby. Exotic adventures with a bush baby. He's cute. All right, well, I want a whole bunch of these. And you only have one right now. You need that girl one. And then you start breeding these things and then they probably get out of control. Oh, pretty fast. Yeah. He just hung on for his life there as Brady tried to carrot stick him with a worm.

[Brady]

I fed him a treat.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

He's eating it. Yeah. He's neat.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I know.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I want him to just fly off and.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

So social. I mean, look.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah. No, he doesn't care at all. Or he's just constantly trying to escape. And we're reading.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Oh, you would know. If an animal like this was scared, they would be hiding.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Where this thing's not trying to hide. This little guys just hanging out.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

So you think he's gonna. You're gonna get one now? Where would you. Where would you get one? Like a girl.

[Brady]

Cleto unzipped his pants, so there's a.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Couple unrelated breeding pairs in the United States. So we're hoping that one of those unrelated breeding pairs has a female.

[Brady]

Is that the bush baby meter, like J date? Yeah.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Right. And that's why it's so important, you know, for zoos to work with each other, because different zoos are gonna have different breeding programs. And we have a lot of really successful breeding programs because of our environment, because it's so hot here. So a lot of African.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

They like to bang out there.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

A lot of Australian.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Neat. I love that thing.

[Brady]

He's neat. I knew you would.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I knew you guys love this little creature.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Can he just stay? Like, we'll just leave him in here. We'll keep the door closed at all times.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I mean, pretty soon he's going to get tired and so will I.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

We all do. I'm kind of. Oh, he is cute. There's on Brady's head now.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

And you guys have all been marked, too.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah. Because he's got piss all over his feet. That's so cool.

[Brady]

I know.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Well, thanks, Christy. That's neat. Oh, look at that. Jump is ridiculous thinking. Just.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

And the more comfortable he gets, the more he's going to start jumping and.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

He floats from thing to thing.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Yeah. Have you ever seen an animal move like that?

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

No.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I know.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Never. I want to now. I want to go to your mating zoo. I want to see. Come here, bud. He likes that chair.

[John Holmberg]

He is so cool.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Awesome. Well, there you go. What's special at the zoo right now? What are you doing?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Okay. So lots of babies. We just started penguin encounters. We've been trying to expand our encounter program because, I mean, let's face it, when you have an encounter with an animal, like we're doing right now, you care about them, you love them, you care about what they're dealing with in the wild, and you're inspired to want to protect them. So we just started an African penguin encounter. They're an endangered species where people can get really close. We have our banjo.

[Brady]

One of those penguins, or what was the one? The. The baby one a couple of years ago.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Oh, yeah. We have a really successful penguin breeding program as well, which is great because that's an endangered species that's getting depleted out in the wild. And it's really special.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

So we have a camera in the African penguin exhibit right now. And that's. I'm sorry, I just tried to. Smoke alarm. I know. It's for Brett, anyway.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's cool.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

You got all sorts of stuff. Yes.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

You can go to the website, check out Our encounter program. And we have a really big announcement coming up in the next week or so.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

What is it?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I'll let Brady know. He can announce it.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Come on.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Announce it here. I won't be here. He can announce it, though.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Why can't we just tease it? What does it have to do with.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

It was just born.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Oh, it's a birth.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

That's the tease right there. So something new just fell out of a huge.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Huge.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

It's a big one.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

A massive birth. Like, massive here in Arizona. Are gonna lose their mind.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Animal.

[John Holmberg]

That is huge.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Not a huge story.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Kind of. Yeah.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Okay.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Both.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

All right. Damn it.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I know. It's so exciting.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

It's not an elephant because you just said it's a huge animal. So somewhere in the middle, it's a yeti. I think you're right. All right.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Massive. Yeah. I mean, it's gonna shut down Arizona.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

We're gonna have to not go to work one day.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Mammoth dinosaur world.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Even you. You have not been out.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

No.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

And I think when you find out what's coming, you're gonna be like, oh, my God, Christy, please.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

You bring them to me. I don't leave my house.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

This is gonna be really. We wouldn't be able to travel with this one. Too big.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Okay. It's too big to move with. So it's bigger than a car? No, it fits in a car.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Yes.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

But it can't be in a car because it's too dangerous.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Yeah. It's just not typical practice to travel around with one of these babies. And it's being mother raised, so that would be hard. We could definitely not travel with the mom. She is too big to fit in a car.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Okay. Oh, there she goes. It's like a lion or something.

[Brady]

Good tease.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

All right. Yeah, That's a good tease. So in a week we're allowed to talk about.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Yeah, it should be a week. We gotta figure out when we're doing the press release.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Is that just to make sure it lives?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Well, it's so mom can like.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I don't know if animals have sids.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

Kinda behind the scenes. If we announce it now, everyone's gonna come out and expect to see it. But mom doesn't have it out on his.

[John Holmberg]

Got it.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

But in a week or so, it's gonna start wandering around. Okay.

[Brady]

Damn it. This thing is cool.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Bird or four? Four.

[Brady]

Four.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Legger. Four legged. Damn it.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

How cute is Theo? He's literally just making his rounds too. This is the friendliest little creature.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Well, this is great. Brady was starting Mild drug habits for the listeners. And you came in and made it all wholesome and decent.

[Brady]

That's a drug right there.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

That's right. Start handling wild animals. That's right.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I agree with you.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

That's so cute.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

On a high right now.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah. No, that is cute.

[John Holmberg]

And this.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

And Steve asked, can you schedule a private showing with the bush babies?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

No, they are not part of the encounter program at the same time.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah, that's a little weird, too. That's almost Siamese twin weird. I just want to be in a room alone with her.

[Brady]

I just want to be in her room.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah, no, you can't.

[Brady]

Steve, you said it likes to burrow.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Yeah. Yeah. You're like. I like lift my shirt up. Oh, what are you doing? He just jumped into the trouble.

[Brady]

Amazing.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

He's trying to kill himself.

[Brady]

That was a good six foot jump.

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

I love that he's showing off for.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

You guys, but did he land it or is that an accident?

[Christy (Zoo representative)]

No, he can off the wall. Yeah. From one side to another. Hang on to the wall.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

He's going to do it again.

[John Holmberg]

He's flying all over.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Why aren't we filming all of it? That was pretty cool how comfortable he is. He's pretty neat. All right, I got to take a break. We'll take a break here and watch this bush baby leap all over the room. Christy, this is exciting. I know. Brady's housing $300,000 illegally for. Oh, yes.

[John Holmberg]

I'm telling you right now.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

While you're panicking, that mother does that again. He's getting swatted out of here. He just face jumped me.

[Brady]

He is.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

All right. We were cute for a second. This just got sideways.

[Brady]

There he goes.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I will. I will. I will smack you, you freak. He's way up high. Now get a camera on this because he's leaping off of that one over here.

[Brady]

Let's do the over under.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Oh, how far. Where does he. Yeah, where does he. We should put bets he's going for a bar. We should put bets on where he.

[Brady]

Jumps wall to bar.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

Oh, my God. This is crazy. We'll put these up on our Facebook page. But he's up on the TV right now and he always looking to jump.

[Brady]

Damon.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

My camera's dirty.

[Brady]

Antsy.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll get video of this in a second. There you go. Christy, hit the bar. World Wildlife Zoo Wildlife.

[Brady]

He just. He just flicked one.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

He just dropped one. He just dropped a deuce on. That's great. Thank you, Christy.

[Brady]

That's nothing but mealworm.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

All right. There you go. Thank you, Christy. This is fun. All right. We're gonna have more fun with a bush baby in a second.

[Brady]

He's not weird.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brady]

No membership fee.

[Host (possibly John Holmberg or main show host)]

I have heard enough of this.

[John Holmberg]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Brady]

Com.

[Larry McFeely]

Toyota let's go places.