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Brady
The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. There you go. It's the biscuit right there. They're rolling all over the place. They were part of our U fest a couple years ago. Not complaining about that one. That was fun too. That was over at Quail Run. If you weren't listening earlier, we announced you Fest 2025 this morning. A day to remember. Seems to be everybody's flipping out about that and also hearing a lot about we came as Romans. Some guy emailed me and said point north goes hard. I'm interested in that too. Then get them all going. We had Thriller come in this morning. Of course you knew Thriller story on Friday has never once in his nine years here gotten a happy birthday email from the lady who downstairs gets paid only to all she does is write happy birthday emails. We got 365 days and we've got like 90 employees. And on days where there's no birthday, she just preps up tomorrow's birthday list. That's, that's her job. Never once did she ever hit Corey Thriller Walsh. So he came in again this morning. We were going to do another squares. We didn't. But he got to do play by play over the videos that we play. And Paula Proc, the lady that hates Toledo emailed in and says, you know what? I've been thinking about this. Please tell me that your grooming Thriller to take Toledo's job. He has a great voice, not one that sounds like fingernails down a chalkboard. And I have yet to hear him do one of your impressions while you're doing the impression. Just a thought. One vote. Thriller. Paula Proc, Toledo hater. No, we are not trying to replace Toledo with Thriller. But it's the first time I've thought of it. And you know what? You might be onto something. All right. The problem with that Is sometimes I need Toledo like, and I do this on the intercom. Imagine me screaming for Thriller. It would be half hour before he comes in here. I need an able bodied walker. And I don't know if this is legal in the workplace or not, but I'm not hiring any cripples. Can you say that? You know, I saw this. Before we get into the entertainment drill, I started thinking about this. I saw one of the new Shriners commercials. They use Caleb's old voice because he's not cute anymore. He's gone through puberty and Caleb's going through a thing. He's kind of basically, if Caleb was a sitcom, they'd have a new kid on this show now. They just found under the Christmas tree like, you know, they would be. The Danny Cooksey era of different strokes is happening now because Gary Coleman's no longer cute. But I'm watching the commercial and the one kid hops on this cool three wheel bike and just starts paddling. It's like first day, the bike was so perfect, they got it. The other kid's just walking along, got this new leg. And I started thinking, you know, and another one had his little arms. He has just hands coming out of his chest. And I started thinking to myself, you know, they don't know any better. Like that's just been their whole life, right? So they can see that it's different for someone else. But maybe they see those long gangly arms we've got and think, oh, that's weird.
Corey Walsh
They might not have the envy that you're talking about.
Brady
Yeah, I think we place the envy on them because I started envying them. I switched it, the role reversed in my head and I started thinking, it's not so bad being them. A, that's all they know. B, they never have to do anything in their entire lives. And they're constantly complimented if they get up or wheel their chair. People like, oh, fantastic work. Because we have such little expectations. You never have an alarm, never have an alarm clock wake you if you don't want one. And no one can ever be mad at you if you're lazy.
Corey Walsh
Yeah, but I gotta believe Caleb's because.
Brady
This is what you know, you don't know. Well, Caleb's bird bones are different.
Corey Walsh
Oh, your bones don't break.
Brady
Look, in 20 mile an hour winds I'm talking. You know what I'm saying?
Corey Walsh
Yeah.
Brady
Like the ones that are in constant peril, but the ones that get the three wheeler bike and are tooling around with hooks for hands, I'm like They don't know any different. They might look at all those fingers and go, I don't know what to do with all that. Like the way we look at them. If we switch our thinking a little bit to where they'd look at us like the weirdos and who's winning this fight? They get three wheeler bikes. No one's ever given me one of those for free. And they don't ever have to go to work if they don't want to. And nobody's ever gonna get mad at them.
Paula Proc
I'll suffer with all, all my limbs and tell you what, five fingers.
Brady
Rethinking this whole thing. If I'd have come out crooked, I just sat in the room and every once in a while people like you get off your ass and get a job. I'd start going. The thing I have, it hurts.
Corey Walsh
I'm just glad that Caleb's still involved. That they haven't found a new batch. Like you're too old.
Brady
They're trying. Oh they. Oh Brady, yes they have.
Corey Walsh
Yeah.
Brady
They just don't have somebody that can read. So that's why they're using his old voice because he still reads good. They got rid of Alec. Alec used to be cute as can be. He's like 22 now. He's kind of a moon faced.
Paula Proc
He just in the bars and everything.
Brady
Looks like a cholo now. That got shot.
Corey Walsh
Well, that was it.
Brady
Hey, what's up player? Alec is.
Corey Walsh
No one passed on him because he came drunk to the last.
Brady
Well yeah, and then he got into the. Once he got legal and started drinking in the chair, they caught him with some frog on one of those three wheel bikes. I'm just saying maybe our perspective is we've laid way too much of our own guilt on them, you know, to have such low expectations. And they're looking at us like, you think I want giant hands. I wouldn't know what to do with them. I got these flippers up here. This is all I know.
Corey Walsh
You know, it's been running. They had a good run, both those kids. A long time. It's time to change that blanket up.
Brady
Blanket's been. Yeah, you want a 2.0?
Corey Walsh
Yeah.
Brady
Little Teddy bear in the hat. I mean you really can't go wrong with what they've done. It's a cute blanket. It's adorable in fact.
Paula Proc
As a matter of fact.
Brady
Yeah, but I'm looking at all the other kids, Caleb and Alec, they got jobs. There's one that the girl just grabs a basketball and she goes, I can play Basketball. She's in a wheelchair. She starts dribbling and I'm like, that's how she plays basketball. We're the ones going, oh. She's like, this is just basketball to me. Look, you're the ones that I don't. I wouldn't even know what it would do to like run around like that. That looks horrible.
Paula Proc
I'd still watch over wnba, but.
Brady
Oh, I'd watch wheelchair basketball over w. I'd watch people get put in wheelchairs over the wnba. Anyway, just, you know, maybe a little change of perspective that these people are, you know, who doesn't get this kind of treatment? The extra they still have to get up at 5 in the morning and go, midgets equally as, you know, debilitated by size and stuff like that. But we're like, nah, you're functioning. You got five little tiny toes and five little fingers. You're good. You're not like, Caleb was missing an arm, but he's always been missing an army and they give them free stuff all the time. Just saying, keep an eye on this. It's a good thought. Stop feeling so sorry for those kids. That's what I'm saying. Send the money in for a cure. Are the ones that like the bird bone thing that's gotta get fixed, but the one with little fish hands, he doesn't know any better. That's all he knows.
Corey Walsh
Ask Brad Williams.
Brady
Whenever Brad Williams is here, we're like, would you want to be tall? He goes, no, this is who I am. Like, he's fine with it. I want to be taller. You probably. Definitely, you want to be taller, but you're not. So if nobody's giving you a free bike, that'd be great if like 7 foot people came in, in this room, said, you poor, you poor bastards. Here's some free bikes. These kids have it made is what I'm saying. All the free stuff, place to stay.
Paula Proc
I'm good.
Brady
No alarms, no job.
Corey Walsh
Six footer?
Brady
Yeah.
Corey Walsh
Oh, as a kid. You're six foot?
Brady
What do you mean?
Corey Walsh
Parents are gonna kick you out earlier.
Brady
Oh, yeah. When you're totally six feet, like you should be doing stuff. Yeah, get out. Like nobody ever gives you a free bike anyway. It's 10:04. Just some thoughts. I'm treating the handicap the way they asked to be treated, just like the rest of us. I handed him free stuff. Get out there and do some stuff. Give him a basketball and let him play with other kids like that. It's not right. Sorry. See, Toledo comes jarring in the room. Thriller would have. Would have taken him forever to get in here. Brady, it's time for you to entertain us all. It's called the entertainment drill.
Dick Toledo
But the day I get crippled or.
Brady
Have a problem, oh, it's a fight. Then. Thriller. Yeah, well, because you'll just complain the whole time because you'll have memories of what it was like before. He doesn't. This is. This is always Thriller.
Corey Walsh
Yep.
Brady
Thriller just gets upset when we start walking backwards in front of him because he can't do it, but he doesn't care. He's fine. We look at him like, oh, things he's accomplished. Like, this is just being alive.
Larry
Holmberg's morning sickness.
Brady
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Corey Walsh
A new documentary just aired at the Sundance Film Festival called Peewee as himself. Oh, the gay features the final interview with Paul Rubens. Yeah, he came out. He died in 2023. But he said most of the people in the business knew I was gay. But then I started making it in the so did we entertainment side of it. But he goes, he couldn't play it that way.
Brady
No, you can't have a gay guy in the 80s talking to kids all the time.
Dick Toledo
Didn't he have a beard at one point?
Brady
Yeah, he had the goatee when he got caught jerking off in that theater.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, he had that female kind, but.
Brady
I don't think he ever had, like, a girlfriend. He was dating a guy named Guy. That was. That's true. A gay guy named Guy was his boyfriend.
Corey Walsh
Yep.
Brady
And kind of had some peewee hermonisms that he made part of the character.
Dick Toledo
Oh. Oh, gotcha.
Corey Walsh
I like that.
Paula Proc
Prancing on stage and stuff, too.
Brady
Hey, guys. Just on a command. All right, Dick.
Corey Walsh
He said as his career started taking off.
Dick Toledo
Can I tell you that you saying that with your new. And this.
Brady
My mustache.
Corey Walsh
Yeah.
Brady
I got a child predator mustache.
Dick Toledo
Wouldn't you say that with that mustache? A little bit Ned Flanders in there.
Brady
Hey, Francis. Hello, Pee Wee. What do you want to do today? I was gonna ride my bike around and then look for Dick. Cut. Paul, I think maybe we need to rewrite certain parts of this movie. My big adventure. I say we have a gay scene.
Corey Walsh
It also on the documentary talks about in 2001 when he's. His arrest for alleged child pornography. Yeah, but he was cleared of that. But he goes, that's when he stopped cooperating with filmmakers.
Brady
It got weird for a while when he was in his early 60s and he was still in the suit then. It just. And he had the rosy cheek makeup. You see the aging, and you're like this just turned on everybody. You don't want to see a guy looking like that talking to kids. And even though he was never really talking to kids.
Corey Walsh
Jesse Eisenberg has a message for tech billionaires. Said, if you're so rich and powerful, why are you not just spending your days doing good things for the world?
Brady
You're rich and powerful to a lot of people. Why aren't you?
Corey Walsh
He is.
Brady
Oh, really? So he's perfect and everybody else is not?
Corey Walsh
He was on Bill Maher's show talking about his wife is very successful in the tech world, and she's doing.
Brady
So all she does is. Well, then good. Maybe they are good for you. I don't think they're doing, you know, evil villain Origin story all day long. I'm pretty sure that they're just kind of being billionaires. How are they not doing good things. Bill Gates brought us amazing stuff. Jeff Bezos gave us Amazon for God's sakes. What. What more do they need to do? It's up to us now to take what they gave us and do good stuff with it. Not them.
Corey Walsh
And how about some of the stuff that they've done on their foundation?
Brady
Sure.
Corey Walsh
Bill Gates.
Brady
And take what they're saying is just give your money away. Which they do.
Corey Walsh
There's this.
Brady
How come Taylor Swift. Nobody ever asked her to take all her money and give it to somebody else. She's got a billion dollars too.
Corey Walsh
Yeah.
Brady
Nobody ever says Taylor Swift give half of that away. Be better.
Corey Walsh
They want her to get more.
Brady
Yeah. Yeah. Tours. Yeah. Just keep going. We'll keep paying for it. Nobody ever asked Taylor Swift to give her money back.
Corey Walsh
A Connecticut state senator on the name of Martin Looney is introducing a bill that would make theaters reveal the actual start time of a movie rather than that. So audiences can avoid all the ads and trailers.
Brady
It is a lot.
Paula Proc
Especially now it reserves seating in the theaters.
Brady
You know I don't. I'm in a movie in a long time.
Dick Toledo
I think they start that re that ad reel right when the one before ends. So like anytime you walk in there, you're walking into something playing.
Brady
And I'm fine with that. It's just I'm. I just. The movie going experience is awful to me now. It's just nothing about it. I like the seating better. But the movies are the problem. Show a good movie and I'd go. I'd rather watch at home.
Corey Walsh
Dr. Phil says he's embedded with ICE for immigration operation.
Brady
You miss Brady. That's wrong. ISIS. I'm embedded with ISIS now. Down with America. I say bitch.
Corey Walsh
No. He's all in for the operation going on in Chicago because it's not sweeping families and looking for 270 high value targets.
Brady
Yeah.
Corey Walsh
That they know.
Brady
It's kind of mind blowing that we didn't just arrest them anyway. That there had to be some sort of movement.
Corey Walsh
We have some family suing other family members. You got Billy Ray Cyrus son. Trace claims his dad is now threatening to sue him because Trey spoke out last week after Billy's rough performance at.
Brady
Yeah. I have a prediction by the way. October late this year at the Night of the Singing Dead. We're gonna do Achy Breaky Heart prediction. Because I don't see Billy lasting much longer. He had that Meltdown on that stage. He's acting weird, he sounds terrible, and his whole family is calling him out. And Miley says, I don't want anything to do with him.
Dick Toledo
And they were good for a long time, it seemed.
Brady
Well, they were Hannah Montana together.
Dick Toledo
Yeah.
Corey Walsh
O.J. simpson's estate is suing his son Justin for living at his dad's old home.
Brady
The real killer. How do you.
Dick Toledo
There's got to be a guy, right, that. That picks up the phone and makes calls. Hi, this is Blah, blah, blah, from the O.J. simpson estate. Like there's a guy that has that title, right?
Corey Walsh
They have, yeah. It's an uncanny. That called him.
Dick Toledo
You have to identify yourself as that guy.
Corey Walsh
Justin, we need you out of the crib.
Larry
So, Justin, when I die, I can't give you the house because it belongs to that waiter I killed. You were there too, Justin. That's why the DNA didn't quite work out. You helped. So I'm afraid you gotta go.
Brady
Just a DVD of oj. Hey, Justin, if you're still living in.
Larry
The house, this is dad from the graveyard.
Brady
Ooh, just saying you gotta go.
Larry
There's a bunch of Jews gonna come in here and take this place. We can't kill him again. You were there. You remember?
Brady
O.J. and his son did it. Justin just plops down, squats in the house. That would be tough to be OJ's son. I never thought of Justin's plight.
Corey Walsh
You think that was played on the last dvd? You know, play this when I die.
Brady
Yeah. One last thing.
Larry
All right, family, just stay away from my crap. Can't have it Fred's but going.
Brady
Justin. Just trying to get jobs. Justin Simpson. Says here you lived in Brentwood. Hey, you're not OJ's kid or anything, are you? I am. Oh, did he do it?
Corey Walsh
Need you out in two weeks.
Brady
Yeah, there's no possible way Justin's life's been normal. What'd your dad do? Well, he was a running back for a little while and a movie star, and he's in some movies. Then you might have heard of him. And is he famous? Oh, yeah.
Paula Proc
Oh, is he?
Brady
Oh, was he? He just recently won't believe. I don't want to talk about it.
Corey Walsh
What'd your old man do?
Brady
Yeah, he's a businessman. It's 1014. Let's get the hell out of here. We're done. Larry's coming up next. He's got more info on those $25 lawn seats we're giving away Friday for you fest. And I'm sure. Before this week's out we're gonna have some free tickets for those folks. Matt Als Matt has already emailed and said he'll be there. Yes, he said see you at you fest. And I'm like that's in May.
Dick Toledo
Maybe optimistic. Why not be optimistic?
Brady
I like the idea there, man.
Corey Walsh
I hope so.
Brady
Sure hope so. But I already told him I said I'll just give you tickets. He didn't have to. Oh yeah, he's been through enough.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, we'll talk to Ben.
Brady
Kind of goes counter to what I just said about those Shriners kids getting everything for free. But als guy deserves it. Larry's next. You guys have yourselves a great day. We'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness.
Dick Toledo
It's not weird.
Brady
It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: January 27, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Episode Title: Entertainment Drill - MON - John's Theory On Shriners Hospital Kids And Wanting To Be Normal - Pee Wee Herman Doc Includes His Final Interview - OJ's Estate Suing His Son Justin To Evict Him
John Holmberg initiates a profound discussion centered around Shriners Hospital Kids, exploring the broader theme of wanting to lead a "normal" life despite physical challenges.
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The episode transitions to discussing the newly released documentary about Pee Wee Herman, featuring the final interview with Paul Reubens.
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A segment of the episode is dedicated to the contentious legal battle between O.J. Simpson's estate and his son, Justin Simpson.
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Beyond the primary topics, the episode encompasses a variety of conversations ranging from the state of the movie-going experience to critiques of wealthy individuals' philanthropic efforts.
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As the episode wraps up, the hosts tease upcoming segments and events, including the "Night of the Singing Dead" and the availability of free lawn seats for the upcoming U Fest 2025.
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This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully intertwines serious societal issues with lighthearted banter, offering listeners a balanced mix of thoughtful insights and entertaining discussions. From deep dives into the lives of individuals with disabilities to explorations of celebrity legacies and legal battles, John Holmberg and his co-hosts deliver a comprehensive and engaging morning show experience.