01-27-26 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – 01-27-26 FULL SHOW (Tuesday)

Podcast: Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – 98KUPD, Hubbard Radio, Arizona
Air Date: January 27, 2026
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo

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Episode Overview

This episode dives deep into a major Homeland Security raid at the popular Phoenix sports bar chain “Zips,” debates around public reactions and misconceptions, tangents about crime, local culture, and spicy discussion about protest culture and modern media skepticism. The hosts pepper the show with irreverent humor, personal stories, and long riffs on pop culture—from questionable sex playlists to football jokes to wild news of the day. All this in the signature, unfiltered, sarcastic style that regular listeners have come to expect.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Homeland Security Raids on Zips Sports Bars (05:00 – 29:10)

• News Recap: Multiple Zips locations in Phoenix were raided by Homeland Security, ICE possibly tagging along. Pepper balls and chaos were reported at up to 15 locations.

• Public Reaction: Instead of instant outrage, much of the local Phoenix commentary focused humorously on whether the “Zipperitas” (their cocktails) and wings would be affected.

• Speculation: The crew speculates reasons for the raids, dismissing a pure immigration bust and leaning toward money laundering, identity theft, or illegal gambling (“If they left with boxes… they were looking for something big!”)

  • “They didn’t just draw out of a hat and go, all right, we're raiding Zips today. There’s something they know.” (John, 06:14)
  • Possible jokes about a “Jewish mob” and ethnic stereotypes—used satirically.

• Desire for First-Hand Experience:

  • Holmberg laments narrowly missing the drama (“I want to be adjacent to a pepper balling… I want to see what leads to it. I want to be firsthand.” – 05:15)
  • Repeated calls for law enforcement to invite him to future raids.

• Societal Reflection:

  • Critique of assumptions/protests: “If you went there thinking, oh, ICE... you assumed the staff’s a bunch of Mexicans. You’re the problem.” (15:10)
  • Frustration with media coverage, viral videos, and the impossibility of knowing “what’s real anymore.”
  • “Be aware, don’t care… Stay for the laughs.” – humor as therapy for chaos.

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2. Local Crime, Racism, and Protest Culture (29:10 – 46:00)

• **Protesters show up post-raid, assuming immigration angle; hosts call out the “racism of assumptions.”
• Fun aside:** “Remember Danny’s Car Wash? That owner was warned multiple times about hiring illegals… and got raided too.” (29:00)
• Guadalupe Case Study: Unique jurisdictional issues in Arizona’s Yaqui reservations being exploited for drug smuggling across the border.
• Pop Psychology: Deep skepticism about “buzzwords” like fascism. “Let’s stop using ‘Nazi’ and ‘fascist’ for every cop.” (23:24)

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3. Wild Crime in the Valley: Sleep Assault and Reddit (46:42 – 56:00)

• Disturbing Gilbert News: Man drugged his wife and, via Reddit, invited strangers to assault her while unconscious.
• Hosts’ Reactions: Total disgust, gallows humor (“I don’t want to know unless it’s close to me!”), and speculative armchair criminology.
• “The reward-to-risk on that is zero…” (Discussion on the perps showing up.)
• Listeners write in: Some jokesters ask if the victim was “hot.”

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4. Pop Culture Roundup: Pro-Bowl, Super Bowl Conspiracies, and Sex Playlists (63:15 – 86:00)

• NFL Pro Bowl Absurdity: Quarterbacks dropping out, now so depleted that Shadur Sanders (statistically unimpressive) is named.
  • “If the players don’t want it, why are we still having the Pro Bowl?” (64:34)
  • Jokes about Super Bowl being "rigged" and wild odds.
• Collections of ‘Sex Music’:
  • Lists the top “tracks to have sex to,” heavy on R&B slow jams (Isley Brothers, Janet Jackson, Beyoncé, Portishead).
  • Satirical discussion on why men’s “sex music” is always so groove-heavy and how bad “old school” lovemaking songs are.

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5. Lightning Round: News, Lists, and Local Color (98:26 – 146:55)

• Fun Facts & Odd News:
  • Pratfall effect: Being clumsy can make someone more attractive!
  • Filipino flag flies upside down in wartime.
  • Antarctica’s first attempted murder: a book-spoiler gone wild.
  • Museum of Personal Failure opens in Vancouver.
• Fun Riffs:
  • Theories why places like “Long Wong’s” and other valley wing joints survive at slim margins—jokes about all wing places being money laundering schemes.
  • Stories about dogs as family: “You’re my world, the greatest thing in my life…” gets emotional (110:07)
  • Top 10 Dating Cities in the US includes Rust Belt and cold cities—hosts crack that Buffalo sex is just “tan fat is better than white fat.”

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6. Podcast’s Signature Segments & Music Bits

• Brady Report: Bizarre news roundups
• Brady Videos: Always a mix of disturbing and absurd internet clips
• Hot Releases: Weekly TV/music/gaming drops; AI-generated music now gets applause from the team.
  • Notable: AI-generated Motown “Nothing Else Matters” and a 50s-style “Get Low,” which the crew goes nuts over.
  • “Can you take my bunghole tonight?” – a highlight from AI-vocal pop.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Zips Raid:

  • “I want to be adjacent to a pepper balling. I want to see it. I want to see what leads to it. I want to be firsthand.” – John Holmberg, (05:15)
  • “If I could see the pepper balling, I’d be like, ‘oh, that guy didn’t do anything.’ Or, ‘he should have gotten shot with real bullets.’… I’m so tired of watching things on TV and thinking, maybe it’s real…” (04:13)

• On Protest Reaction:

  • “If you showed up screaming about ICE, you’re the racist. You assumed all the staff is Mexican.” – John, (15:13)
  • “Let’s not say Nazi and fascism anymore… it’s just not (that). You can email a radio show about fascism running rampant? You’d get caught if it was a fascist state. Dismissed.” (24:47)

• On “Staying Cool”:

  • “Phoenix is cooler—we didn’t go crazy… news is going to make people mad now, but nobody was mad at first.” (11:31)
  • “Be aware, don’t care. That’s my message!” (41:53)

• Local Cynicism:

  • “Maybe it was a terrible crime being committed in there. And everybody just assumes, because of the news, it was an ICE raid… you don’t know!” (32:20)
  • “Every place that serves wings is up to no good. They figured out a loophole and Homeland Security finally spotted it.” (37:02)

• On Gilbert Sleep Assault Crime:

  • “Who’s worse—the dude drugging her or the guys in the car on the way over?” (47:02)
  • “If you’re on the tape banging the incapacitated lady… do we really need a court hearing for that?” (54:29)

• On Sex Playlists:

  • “These are all the ones where you gotta prepare—none of them are spontaneous!” (73:09)
  • “Can you take my bunghole tonight…” (160:54, AI song bit)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 05:00 – 29:10: Zips Raids: Theories, protest response, why locals stay cool, Holmberg's FOMO.
• 29:10 – 46:42: Racism in assumptions, protester criticism, local crime narratives, “Guadalupe Loophole.”
• 46:42 – 56:00: Gilbert sleep assault crime; dark humor, audience emails.
• 63:15 – 73:09: Pro Bowl and Super Bowl conspiracy fun, football talk.
• 73:09 – 90:00: Sex playlist lists, debates, and musical nostalgia.
• 98:26 – 146:55: Fun facts, Brady Report, dog love, local scenes, more mailbag.
• 147:43 – 166:05: Hot new releases, TV and AI music detours.
• 167:07 – 180:02: Entertainment drill, doomsday clock, more news, show wrap.

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Tone & Style

• Language & Humor: Unfiltered, sarcastic, occasionally dark or off-color with edgy jokes. Critical of public panic, “cancel culture,” and both left & right buzzwords.
• Pacing: Rapid-fire banter, multiple asides, plenty of playful arguments and callbacks, never taking themselves too seriously.
• Listeners: Frequently read and react to audience emails, jokingly inviting listeners to join in their skepticism.

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In Summary

This episode is a wild ride: sometimes snarky, often hilarious, frequently provocative, and always irreverent. The Zips raids spark the centerpiece conversation—a lens to explore Valley life, protest culture, trust in news, and the state of society. Old Phoenix stories, oddball crimes, and music tangents fill out a show that never sits still for long. Regulars will find all the signature bits in fine form; newcomers will see why Holmberg’s Morning Sickness remains Arizona’s #1 morning show for no-holds-barred radio.

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Sample Listener Takeaway:
Missed the episode? Don’t worry—you didn’t miss a detail about the Zips raids, local crime gossip, or what songs not to play in the bedroom. If you like your morning radio sharp, irreverent, and jam-packed with dark humor (and you don’t mind an off-color tangent), this is must-listen stuff.

Transcript

[A]

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[C]

Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Tuesday. It is 5:45. My name's John Holmberg. How are you? There's Brady Bogan. There's Brett Fessley. There's Big Dick Toledo. Let's get going with this glorious perfect day that we're starting off once again. You look outside to everybody else and realize everywhere else sucks, but here. Florida's nice. Couple spots in California, but who wants to live there? Everybody's leaving. Visit the snow man. Oh, man, it looks terrible out there. Everywhere else, I'm fine with it. And I also like that we are. We're cool. Phoenix. We're cool. You guys are cool. It's a cooler. It's a cooler place. Like, a little more relaxed. I think we've got that. It's gonna get a little weird. Is it to what? The Parada del Solar, One of those parades coming up here for Spanish. It might get a little weird for that Saturday because might be a little lightly attended. Well, yeah, I think it's gonna be a little less than normal. But yesterday, all the Zips got raided. And ironically, I have not been to Zips in a long time, a very long time. And our boy Hanson pops up yesterday and says, meet me for lunch at Zips. Like he knew something. Oh, you went, oh, oh, I didn't. Because I've been feeling so cruddy. So I'm like, he wanted me to bring that bush baby that was crawling around on me yesterday. You still got the bush baby. Meet me at Zips. So I didn't. But I get the Text a little bit later, it says, good thing you didn't show up. Said Homeland Security came barging in, started knocking people out. It was great. And the reason Phoenix is cooler is because the first comment I saw on this wasn't crazy political nuts. It was a threat of people going, I hope it wasn't for the killer zipperitas. Like, everybody here was worried that our drinks were gonna get taken and the wings are gonna stink for a couple hours. My buddy Jose Meza, he went driving by one last night. He wanted to go get those golden honeys, which are very good if you've ever had. No, they're just like wings are. Yeah, they're wings. They're really good like a honey, but they've got a. I don't know how they dip them different, but they're just a different color.

[A]

Let's go today for lunch.

[C]

You know what? It's probably.

[A]

Well, we should be able to get right in.

[C]

Yeah. Service might be a little different today, but. Yeah, so we're cooler. We're cool. Nobody. Now they did start to protest a little and pepper ball started to fly around. That'll happen. But, you know, they had a couple of zips with some pepper ball. Well, they did all of them. They went to like, yeah, 10 or 12 different places and just. They knocked them all out. Which makes me wonder, you know, what Zips up to that. They were the first and only ones to get like, raided. At every location, you know, there's certain people, and it was Homeland Security. They walked in like cops. The one lady said there were like 30 people that just. Back door, front door just came in. What's going on at zips? That's more than immigration. And if it's not, you think it would have been like a bunch of different places, but it was just zips. So color me skeptical on whether or not this goes one way or the other. Zips was. Zips was the target.

[B]

Interesting.

[C]

So I wish I'd have gone to lunch. Like, this is the kind of stuff I miss all the time. Like weddings that have a fight. I usually leave early at lunch at the time. Oh, it look deep down. And I don't care what anybody thinks of this. I want to be adjacent to a pepper balling. I want to see it. I don't want to get pepper balled. And I'm going to be officer super cooperative. I'm not going to be one of those guys that's fighting back all the time, screaming at you and yelling. I'm just going to be an observer. But I want to get into a situation like, oh, he shot him with a. Or that. Remember that beanbag we all got excited about? That guy got hit in the nuts a few years ago in the beanbag, and it just kept rotating through everybody's feeds. It's awesome. I don't necessarily agree or disagree with all things that are going on, but that doesn't mean I don't want to be near a pepper volley. And I do. I want to see that. I want to see what leads to it. I want to be firsthand. I don't want to get somebody else's video anymore and judge it. I think that's my main point with my brain, is I'm tired of not knowing for sure what I'm looking at, if it's real or not. If I could see the pepper balling, I'd be like, oh, that guy didn't do anything. Or like, I should have gotten shot with real bullets. Like, I don't want. I'm so tired of watching things on TV and thinking, this is. Maybe it's real. I don't know what's real anymore. So I have to see with my own eyes. I want to be pepper ball adjacent. I want, like the old Quiznos commercials. They got a pepper bar. I want to be close to the pepper balling and all the stuff that goes on with it because, frankly, it's exciting. We talk about it a lot.

[B]

But Brett asked me if I knew who owns this, and I just remembered I do know the guy. I mean, I've met him several times.

[A]

See, I knew it. That's why I went right to the source.

[C]

You do? Of course, you know the owner of Zips.

[B]

They're good operators, too.

[C]

Well, sure, they got a bunch of successful stores, but they're up to something.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

This wasn't a random thought that they're like, how about all this?

[B]

For sure.

[C]

Like, they didn't just draw out of a hat and go, all right, we're raiding Zips today. There's something they know. They have to. This guy says, James says, I live right around the corner from a zips. We go there all the time. It's so convenient. And I got to know the staff. I don't think this was ICE specific. One of the cops mentioned that it's a money thing, laundering investigation. And they left with a bunch of boxes and documents. It sounds like ICE was invited along to pick up the scraps. Yeah, this one wasn't. And that's the thing is, like, again, because people are so quick to jump to go, oh, this has to be an immigration raid. Cause think about it. If you thought that was an immigration raid, deep down, you know that a lot of the kitchen staff is probably not here legally. So, like, you're mad, but you know why they're there. In the back of your mind, it turns out, I'll say it, They're Jews running the place. And that's why there's a money laundering thing. Of course we want to be racist. Let's go all the way around the block.

[A]

You can say that, though.

[C]

I can talk about that. It's a J word. Sure. But they wouldn't have gotten caught. So must have been some Irishman got involved or something.

[B]

One of us. Like sports betting or something.

[C]

I don't know. That big a raid they get. You got to be putting some serious money in, especially all 15 stories. That's an awful large sports gambling operation considering we all have sports books in our hands now. Yeah, it's.

[B]

I'm just trying to think of.

[C]

Yeah, it used to be something like bookies and like, this place is the place to go. And they could, you know, now, I mean, you'd have to be doing something pretty crazy. Now there possibly some sort of illegal gambling thing going on. That's way bigger than. And you can imagine, but it's pretty. It's pretty big deal. Yeah. They said that it was also related to ID theft. They were stealing people's credit card information. You know, let's start betting. I said, I say the owner was cleaning money for the Jewish mob. It's a hunch maybe. Is there a Jewish mob here in Phoenix? They've been quiet. That's awesome. And they run zits.

[A]

That's the way it's supposed to be.

[C]

That's exactly how it's supposed to be.

[A]

I just can't believe they rounded up so many zips over there.

[C]

Now. Hold on. You can't. That's not what happened.

[A]

It is.

[C]

They round up all the zips, all 12. Look how horrible the zips are. Part of some sort of a racist raid. I love the zips. I hope they don't get in trouble. But. Yeah, so it's weird. And I don't know if they're gonna stay open or what happened, but I was. I was so close, and I didn't do it. I just. Because of this stupid glop. You can hear it living in my throat. I'm just like. I'm just gonna lay down and rest some. I can't.

[B]

Every time I can't get to them, All John.

[C]

Well, plus, I know I want to go, but I don't want to go to him after. I want to be there for the birth. I don't want to go chase. It's like women. You don't want to chase one. You want them to like you. You want them to reach out to you every once in a while. You want. You want to. You know, it's not. Dudes who chase are always like standing alone at the end or screaming at something stupid. You want them to. You want it to happen naturally. I don't want to go to it after it's happened. That's. That's dumb. Anybody can do that. I want to be in the mix. And adjacent to Pepper bowling.

[A]

They haven't posted anything on their page since December, so, like their Facebook. See if there's. Oh, we'll be open today.

[C]

Yeah. I wonder if they are.

[A]

Yeah, I don't know.

[C]

That's a good question. Yeah. I don't know. It's. It's a very strange thing that happened, but, God, I was close. I was so going. Hanson had you text me an hour earlier. There's a chance. I was feeling pretty good when I left work. I was just coughing a little bit, but I'm like, I'm just tired and I'm like, I'll just go home and clean it up. I go lay down for a little bit. Take one more of those dayquil things that's supposed to keep you awake, but doesn't. You just went away for a couple hours and, and, And I get it. And Hanson was there. Dad. Son of a. Could have been me.

[A]

So was he there for it? Was he there during the.

[C]

He was. He was. He and his buddy were there for a. He got somebody else to go with him and they were going like some 80 year old man for. At his work and the raid happened. Yeah, he's good to go.

[A]

Probably got a free meal out of it.

[C]

Yeah. I wonder if they.

[A]

Oh, for sure they're not checking out, you know. Yeah.

[C]

Everybody out. I wonder how much you've finished. Did you get a togo. Homeland Security. Could you reach over and get one of those Styrofoam?

[A]

I need a refill over here real quick.

[C]

I got half a Zipperita and I just ordered one. Come on. Zipperitas will knock you down. Those are good.

[A]

Never had one.

[C]

They are. They're. They're candy. You're gonna get a headache. They're all sugar, but they are good. They come in tiny glasses and they're good. And zips by Bethany Holman 16th Street. They used to have like a beautiful staff. Like, they hired like beautiful women. So then actually, what's weird, thinking back, me and my buddy Chuck Powell used to go there all the time and he always tried to have sex with the servers and stuff. And I always have the rule like, you know, don't bang the help. That's not so. You know, you see him outside of the building, maybe, but you can't. They're. They're designed to be nice. But he ended up banging the help, actually. Anyway, she turned out to be a little bit crazy, but shocking.

[A]

Chuck, come on.

[C]

Well, yeah, exactly. But when we were there, we were wondering how such a average wings and sports bar had. And we're not kidding, like Megan Fox supermodel servers. Like, how are they pulling this off? Just dawned on me. Now they're paying a whole bunch extra with that money laundering thing. Whatever they were doing was working. Never once did I think there's an illegal immigration problem. I thought there was some sort of a modeling program going on in the back. Like, I had no clue. But I do like that Phoenix is cooler. We didn't go crazy. Probably will, because now, now everybody sees the after stuff and that's what makes you mad. Nobody's really mad at the beginning. If you were nobody there, how many.

[B]

Other places like zips are wondering?

[C]

This isn't a nice thing, though. But it's going to seem like it. So that's what everybody's going to be mad about. Nobody's going to actually read, oh, it could be a money laundering deal or, you know, maybe a sports gambling thing or maybe they're just. Nobody's going to read that in this culture. Everybody's going to think, oh, they attacked the kitchen staff and that they're. They're raiding people. And I don't. We don't know, but people showed up last night after the fact and started screaming about it and go home. And I was like, maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. ICE just kind of tagged along. Evidently. I don't know. I wasn't there.

[A]

They didn't walk out with any Chris Balance.

[C]

Whale is. No, I mean, if they did boxes of stuff, dude deserved it. Like if, if they went in for boxes of Jew papers and they left with a couple Mexicans, then of course, then, yeah, I sound terrible. But I'm just saying what everybody thinks and won't say. It's. It's. If you're, if you're mad about immigration and you think it was an immigration raid, you know, deep down. There's probably a bunch of illegals working in there, and that's what makes you want to defend it. But that wasn't even about that as far as what I've seen. But again, I don't know because I wasn't there, but I almost was. I could have had firsthand knowledge. You ever talk to people who are actually at the birth of one of those things and almost always they're like, it's not at all what happened. And everything we see is crazy. We got videos running around of ICE handcuffing babies and stuff and there. And it's on major news networks and it's all over Instagram and all your feeds and all that stuff. And it turns out it was a cop playing cops and robbers, was his three year old son. And they said, ice, what are they handcuffing kids for? It just turns into crazy. Which is why we can't even come close to believing anything unless we're there. So all this said as a decent citizen of the United States of America, a cooperative one, one of those privileged whites they talk about a lot. I would like someone from Homeland Security or maybe even ICE to email me holmberg08kupd.com and tell me where you're gonna go today. I want to be there. I want to watch this stuff. I accounting. Nobody's going to be more open and honest about it than me. I'm not going to try to. I have no agenda, frankly, I live a life where I just don't care that much. So if I'm at the Zips, I'd be like, how the hell about this? And you're not going to get pushback, you're just going to get an observer. That's what I've done my whole life is observed things. And then I make up my mind about like, well, that was weird or whatever and then I go home. Yeah, that's what Adam's saying. What I'm saying, isn't it racist that protesters showed up assuming it was an ICE raid? What are they trying to say about zips? Yeah, that's it. If you went there thinking, oh, I said you assumed that there was a bunch of illegals there. You're the problem.

[B]

They're. They're trying to protect them, but. Yeah, but they do.

[C]

But this, the. The mere assumption that they thought that's a. Oh, that had to be what they're doing because we all know that staff's a bunch of Mexicans. That's. You're the racist.

[A]

It's a slippery Slope.

[C]

See, you can't, and you're a problem generally. I did not.

[B]

It is a slippery slope.

[C]

All right, all right. Idiot.

[A]

Hey, I just want to wait and use that one.

[C]

And let me be clear. I don't want to get hit with a pepper ball. So I do want to be adjacent. And also, if I got hit with a. If I'm adjacent to pepper balls flying and one hits me, I'd be like, well, this is my fault. I'm in pepperball country. You stand on the freeway, you might get hit by a car. You stand in pepper ball lanes, you might get popped with the pepper ball. But I definitely want to be there. Definitely want to be part of this. So a Homeland Security officer, if you would be so kind as to just tip me, I'll be quiet about it. I'm a good soldier.

[B]

Well, if you want to help John on the business side, go to Zips for lunch today.

[C]

Why? What if they were money laundering? What am I supporting them? I'm not going to do that again. I don't care if you're up to no good in your business and you get busted. I'm not going to go there and support you because I'm crazy. And I think that it was an ICE raid. It wasn't. I mean, ICE was like, hey, guys, can we go? Treat me like ice. Homeland Security. Where are you going today? I want to buy you guys lunch. And also, where are you going today? I want to buy you lunch. I mean, I got suggestions, but my first thought also was ice. But then when they left with boxes of papers, you're like, oh, this is something they've been thinking about. Yeah, they're thinking. Yeah, they're thinking it's something completely different. And then a bunch of liberal hippies showed up and started screaming, go home. And like, well, they're not even here for that. I watched one yesterday where there was a IC AC Department. And these people get out of a truck, and they're ic ac. And this hippie couple screaming at him, get out of here. Nobody wants you here.

[B]

Ice.

[C]

They were not ice. Ah, you're hanging around a supermarket. What the hell's wrong with go home? They're screaming, hey, we're not ice. We're ic ac. Yeah, but you're driving that black truck, and you're not. And you're not. How dare. You're on the Internet. And they go after the guy, and he's like, Internet crimes against children. We're here nabbing a pedophile. That's what likely story and the guy wouldn't let him have it. No, it's ice, and we don't want. You really? Go home. And he's like, yeah, okay. You should be ashamed. You're on the Internet and he's filming the guy. He's like, you're on the Internet. You should be ashamed. Most. Most ICE guys cover their face. You're right here on the Internet. How do you feel about that? And he goes, I feel great. I'm with icac. It's not ice. Yeah. The unlikely story. And this hippie is lost, lost in his own narrative in his head that everybody. He wants to be ice. Must be ice. The guy's stopping Internet crimes against children. But it's almost ice. There's like, I see your hand's close enough.

[A]

Sheba Hut. Give him the afternoon off or what?

[C]

Oh, Sheba Hut wouldn't hire this loser.

[B]

It wasn't a staged video either.

[C]

No, because the cop just kept. He put his arms up, and he just got in his car. Like, this guy's not like, it was. It wasn't hilarious enough to be staged or confrontational. The guy's just like, are you kidding me? He's like, no, no, we're just. We're icac. Yeah, that's what they. Sure you are. He's like, just stop. I think I'm going, I got to get in my car. He goes. And then he. And then. Then he spun the whole thing at the end. And he goes, yeah, like some pedophiles hanging out here at the Bromart all day. And that's the name of the, like, store.

[A]

The Bromart.

[C]

Yeah. Well, it's B R O U G or something. It's like one of those Midwestern. I don't know what it was. Some dump. And he's like, yeah, the pedophiles hang out all sorts of places. You don't expect. That's the point. That's what pedophiles do. Yeah. You don't know. I see almost ac. Whatever that is, Isaac. But I want. That's why I want to be there for these things. I don't watch the news anymore. I don't want to find out my information secondhand from people like, oh, was there. Like, I want to be there. I want to be the one that stands and watches and says, holy cow. And then I. You know, being one of those privileged whites, I usually can walk up to a cop and go, what the hell happened in here? And then they'll tell me. I've had that happen several times.

[B]

But don't tell anyone.

[C]

There's something, something. Check out homework's morning sickness [e-mail] Holerg's Morning Sickness. I've had. I've had a cop recognize me when he's nabbing somebody downtown. He's like, hey, Hberg, what's going on? I'm like, what the hell happened here? And he's just like, ah, this guy did this and he's on drugs. And he. I'm like, okay, I didn't know if you're supposed to tell me or not, but he told me, and then I could tell everybody. I was there. I was that guy did that to that guy. This doesn't have anything to do with, like, race. Maybe it does, but zips is up to no good. And I hope it doesn't affect the constant flow of zipperitas and chicken wings, because the zips by my house is full every day. Like, it doesn't seem like that place ever has a hiccup. Like, even when the sports world is kind of closed up, even this Sunday, there'll be no football. That zips will have people all over it. It's because their wings are good. My friend Joe took me there one time, and it was like, dollar pizza night. Need, like, a slice of pizza for a buck. And, you know, it made Peter Piper look like Bianco. It was like. And I just thought, I don't think you should do this dollar pizza night anymore, because I'd rather eat the box this came out of. My buddy Joe was like, it was great. I'm like, ah, that's not good. But for a dollar, people will, you know, but they don't, evidently, need to make it better. Yeah, but when. Yeah, when Chuck and I used to go there, it's starting to add up now. That staff was getting money extra from something I bet you. Years in the making. I want to know everything. Still haven't gotten an email from any of those guys? Just one. David says, I'm a brown guy, and I think this is good stuff. I would watch this every day. Yes. As long as it's on the TV or not getting too violent, I'm all in. Yeah, I have a guy says, I'm at Homeland Security and I trust you a ton, but I can't tell you when we do stuff. If anything happens, I'm liable. I just can't do it. I'm not asking you to tell me what you're gonna do. I'm saying wink. Where you going for lunch today? You bring in the boys. That's all. You can answer that innocuous question.

[B]

Where should I go to lunch today?

[C]

What would be a good place recommended by my friend at Homeland Security for lunch today? What you thinking? There's a place called Goldie's that they. That discuss the owner. That's the owner.

[B]

Yeah, they start gold for a long time.

[C]

Goldie's is will that get rated as well, it's same deli.

[B]

It's a sports bar in Scottsdale.

[C]

Brady knows these guys.

[A]

It was a test.

[C]

You know them all. Anyway, it's just. Yeah, I don't want to show up to this stuff after. And by the way, everybody's saying that they think Zips are closed. They told all the customers to leave, they grabbed documents, they shut the doors and they locked it up. The place would just turn over employees like crazy. This is that same James guy lives by one he said but there were never Mexicans there. And that's what I remember. It was just a bunch of. A bunch of good looking in the back there. Well no, I remember I never looked into the back but I also I assumed it was mostly Mexican in the back. That's just my assumption at most restaurants I'm going to but all the staff was when I went there this is probably 10 years ago. They were all beautiful people and for a little sports bar on 16th and Bethany it was like that's strange. They can't be pulling in beautiful people money like girls that look like this didn't need to work unless something else was going on somewhere.

[A]

The old was a Santan brewery before that or something.

[C]

No, that was. That was a standalone by itself next to it. Oh the Zips is in the. In the center. 16th Bethany. Now that's a blue fish water place or clear water, I don't want to call it. Yeah, it's so I don't know and also if there's some ice guys out there where's. What's for lunch? Like what do you. What's for what's for lunch? Joseph says you're shown your true colors. Says I want to buy you lunch and I'm a good soldier. John. I want to buy a bunch of unlawful fascists lunch. By the way, not all protesters are hippie. Sure, Joseph, I get it. I'm. I'm not bashing you. I'll buy you lunch too if you tell me where you guys are going to go nuts. I'll follow you around for a minute. But yeah, I don't buy we're into the fascist thing. I'm not. Don't don't bother me with that word. Because most of you can't define it. And it isn't. It's not. If you're allowed to run around and scream at the police. There's no fascist state. That's. That's just not a thing. You can be upset at the way things are going. But let's not say Nazi in fascism anymore, because it's just not. You're just throwing out. You're throwing out the buzzwords from the choreographed last one. You know, you seem to get ground with that. I don't think all the cops are. I know a bunch of the. I know two or three dudes who work for ice and they're scared to death that people are going to kill them just for doing their jobs. And I don't get it. And if you do any history on fascism, this is the exact same operation that was going on with your guy Barack. Exactly. Same dudes in charge. Tom Holman was Barack's man. They were deporting people like crazy back then. I'm for it. I don't think it's fascism. I think it broke the rules. You don't have to be rough on them. But, yeah, I don't get why it all swung. That's why I want to be at the zips when it goes down. But the words Nazi. In fact, you lose me when you start screaming that. Because that's extremes. That's when a woman fights, and they say you always. Dot, dot, dot. All right, here we go. I'm gonna hear about stuff that doesn't matter, but you throw the word Nazi at me, and I immediately dismiss it. You throw the word fascist at me, immediately dismiss it, because it ain't. You can't. You can't email radio shows about fascism being running rampant. They'd find you and they'd get you. So it's not a thing. This one says, go back to Guadalupe and just hang out. How is that place not look like it's on fire from tear gas? Well, they got a loophole.

[B]

Nobody messes with Guadalupe.

[C]

It's its own country. Yeah, Guadalupe is like a little sovereign Indian res, kind of a hybrid. Here's an interesting fact about Guadalupe that I learned while I was there from the Yaqui tribe. There's another area of their tribal land that goes from the United States into Mexico and can't be policed. It crosses the border, and they can cross freely once they get to that. And my cop friend, that was a DEA guy, said it was the number one distribution place to Move drugs across the border because they can't police it, really. And then the. The deal was when they left the reservation to come down to Guadalupe, that's when they had to get them, and they had to be pretty damn sure that they were getting the right people. So it was. It was moving. It was moving. It was. It was nice. A nice little wagon train of stuff going on with that one. I was like, that's one of the dudes that worked for DEA that I knew. Had a partner come over from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and he was working the worst spots in Pittsburgh. And he's like. He was like. Came over here thinking it's a resort town. He quit because it was so helpless of the trafficking that was going on. He's like, I don't even know how you guys are.

[B]

I forget what show. It was like a 2020 or whatever. They just random people coming over the border.

[C]

Everyone's muelling pills, everybody. And that's what the dude said. He goes, we are, like, the scrutiny that we're under to try to nab anybody bringing drugs across. If we miss one, we're racist, we're fired. And he's like, we are. It's. We're done. So they had to be so sure. And he's just like, it was too much pressure and he left. He went back like, I can't do it. This place is nuts. So we've kept it quiet. But I want to be there. And I don't. I don't want to support fascism. I don't. And I don't want to support illegal immigration. I don't. Here's another thing I think is kind of neat. The school. One of the schools downtown that has, you know, a high population of people who are a little bit worried. They've offered zoom classes because some of the parents are, like, not real comfortable sitting in line for my kids at pickup, like, because they're Drive line. You're a sitting duck. And some of them are like, oh, so all I'd do if I was ICE instead of being crazy is go to that school and find out which kids have missed the last four or five days, but they're on the zoom. And then go dab them, not the kids, but, you know, the little pricks walk. You don't need to go wait in line. I'm not saying that because that's what I want, but if I worked for ice, that's what I do, get my quotas up. I just. I honestly, I just. I. I want to be part of this. Not necessarily Ice. They want to be close to it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Now, we'll see. We'll see. What's going on? Says word on the street is zips is going to open today. But their hours. All right, Burner. That's a nice. Theirs will be slanted. That doesn't even make sense.

[B]

No, yeah, it does a little bit.

[C]

And I mean, for Brett. Yeah. I don't know. But anyway. Well, we'll see. But their wings are still good. And the zipperitas will flow again. I'm just gonna find out. Yeah. This one's more of that Danny's car wash thing. Remember that was like, that dude got in trouble for having a couple, and then they raided him and found out, like, everybody there was doing stuff, and that guy had to go to jail because they warned him a couple times, like, don't. And then.

[B]

Yeah, And I think they found some stuff, too.

[C]

Oh, sure. But they were like, we see you're up to this. Don't do it anymore. You've got a problem hiring illegals. And we caught you. And they gave him that chance. And then.

[B]

Because if you're paying, you know, cash under the table.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And all of a sudden it's, you know, if that were the case and it's 15 places, that starts to add up.

[C]

Yeah. All right, here's what he says. Matt says, hey, by the way, I'm the guy with the Eminem super bowl nipple problem for. What would Brady do?

[A]

I remember that one.

[B]

I don't either.

[C]

Maybe I haven't read it yet. Might be in the pile. Says I was managing its zips. I wonder why he got fired. Next sentence might have something to do with it. Those Jews are not giving extra dimes to any of the staff. I can assure you of that. Maybe you're not one of the hot ones. Like, maybe you're just a guy that they would let go. I don't know.

[B]

When I called in an hour before a shift. Not gonna make it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And the guy that's mad at me that says I'm a good soldier and that upset him. I am. I'm a compliant person again. When you don't care, you live a more carefree life. That's what don't care. And carefree, hand in hand. Now I pay attention. I'm knowledgeable. I'm not ignorant to everything. But I really don't care. That's. You just have to deal with people like me. I'm just like, okay, is this gonna get me in any way? Fascism, like, all right, I'm not interested in this at all anymore. I'm gonna walk away. It's kind of neat to watch the cops go to work though. All those people are innocent. I don't know. They have due process. They'll figure it out. Nobody gets it anymore, okay? You're nuts. I'm walking away. I don't care that much, but I am. I'm a good soldier. If ICE guys want to tell me where they're going to have lunch, I'm. We're going to have lunch there today. Force. I just went to the. I think that's Zips. I went to down at Park Central Mall with Dale Hellstrain a couple weeks ago. Very nice. Staff was better looking than it should be. And it was like a Tuesday and it was pretty full. I didn't even know there was still a Park Central Mall. I gotta be honest with you, when Dale said boy one Opera Central, I'm like, where's that? It's huge. There's an Eos Fitness and then the Park Central Mall. Zips and I don't know what else is in there. The parking stunk, but outside of that.

[B]

Used to be a Starbucks in there.

[C]

I think there is. I don't know, something like that, but I don't even know that. I thought they tore that down. It was. I've driven by that a million times. I look, I'm like.

[A]

It doesn't look like it did though. I mean, it's kind of changed a.

[C]

Lot, but I didn't know what it was. What it. I thought it was businesses. There's like, you know, offices. No, they're. They got wings. Actually had a really good last time.

[B]

I was a piece of dips. Tom Brannaman, Scottsdale 1. He loved that one up in Via Dave Ventura.

[C]

And why meet me at Zips, I bet you. Because it was zipperitas and the staff was better looking cash and it was free of.

[A]

Never mind.

[C]

Yeah, I don't want to go to the one downtown Brady. Now you and I both know what kind of weirdos frequent that place. I mean, the Ice Dragons down there, they call them the Nice because they're filled with ice cream and that's not ice, not vanilla running out of their mouth. I'm not going down to City Brady. Meet me in Scottsdale. Oops. And yeah, so yeah, not all protesters are hippies. There isn't fascism running wild. We all have to calm the F down. You don't even know like that guy's yelling at me, saying, I'm a good soldier for homelands. Maybe it was A terrible crime being committed in there. And everybody just assumes because the news has you blind, it was a nice raid. Yeah. That you don't know. That might have been a terrible, terrible crime at the place. But we don't know. I like it, though.

[B]

What if ended up being child trafficking?

[C]

Yes. What if at Homeland Security needed the documents that they kept? I don't know what they do with child trafficking. They have paperwork probably. Again, I'm not ignorant to it. I just don't care that much.

[B]

They had cameras in the bathrooms.

[C]

Yeah, what if. Yeah, what if it's that? But everybody just assumes it's Minnesota Junior and we're gonna lose our minds when the police show up. Now they do show up in powerful numbers. That's a lot of people. 30 dudes rolling into his zips. I think the three of us could probably get what they got done.

[B]

And they did it to all locations.

[C]

They did it to almost all of them. And then one of the zips got a heads up from another zips. God, this sounds terrible.

[A]

I'm loving it.

[C]

And they're like, hey, they're on their way to all of us. Which means that they all were into the same thing, that they knew if they're getting us, they're gonna get all of us. There's some more to this than just like the.

[B]

They're like, should we do one at a time or. Let's just nip it in the bud right now. Let's get it done.

[C]

Get them all in, boys, while you're working. Anyway, what's for lunch? That's my code to all of the massive law enforcement raids. I want to be close to one. No, I don't consider it fascism. Like, it's fun. Fun shizm. I call it the zips eating wings and stuff. And you've got a. You got wing juice all over your lips and fingers and you're screaming about fascism. Just check yourself for a second. You're going craz fascism, man. My fingers are covered in.

[B]

Did they have ready made signs going too on the protest?

[C]

Yeah, and that's the thing that gets me. Where do you get these things printed up so damn fast? You have to be sitting at home waiting for this. You're. You're a freak if you've got a 30 foot banner. Scanners on 30 foot banners that say ice isn't welcome or Where'd you get that? Like you've been sitting on that. Keiko's is fast, but yeah, they are not that fast. I'm telling you, man, fascism. I Need my other plate for all. It's all you can eat. Hurry up. She's a fascist too. I mean, I told her I need more wet naps too. She's a fascist with the wet naps. This one says if zips is afraid to open after what happened, it'll prove one thing. They're all yellow. All right, everybody, that's enough. Those people are. There's a guy driving. Well, what we do. He's right. 6:20. You can be mad at me all you want. It's nothing phases me. I'm fine with it. So I just find it. I think everybody's gotten hysterical. Not in a funny way either. It's like you're getting too crazy. But you can tell me right now as a compliant citizen. But I wouldn't want to know what lunch you need to be at today. This one says you're a compliant U.S. citizen. John. I'm not going to hear about you attacking things that say ice on them. For example, the machines in front of the circle case. Those things have to go. This guy says, you know, Long Long's a scrambling today. Yeah, that's that. Business has boomed. You know what another one is? And I don't want to disparage them. Those two hippies, those dudes, they're called two hippies. And they got stores all over the place. And I never see anybody in there. Like they just popped up like two hippies making burgers. They're everywhere. They've been around. For what?

[A]

Burgers.

[C]

It's like a little shack and it's like. It looks like a beach cabana. And they serve hamburgers and they're good.

[B]

How about that?

[C]

But there's like. Well, there's like 16 of them. And they came. America's taco shop. Showed up and left real fast. There were 300 of those in like a weekend. And then they were gone. So those are the ones I look at. Like Long Wong. Just been around for a long time and there's a bunch of them. And for a while their Long wongs was like six dozen wings for 12 bucks. How are you people making it? How many chickens have to die for a saw buck plus two? You seem to be okay with that. And native New Yorker went for a while. They're selling dime wings. Maybe it's all wing places. I'm just gonna. I'm gonna do it. The people who scream fashion. But maybe it's just every place that serves wings is up to no good. They figured out a loophole and Homeland Security finally spotted it. I'M telling you right now, when spring comes along, I'm gonna get in the. I'm gonna get in the sun and brown up and wear some green pants and just walk around and hope that someday I get nab so I can meet Kristi Noem in that hat. I like when she wears that hat. I wouldn't mind Kristy Noem putting me on a plane.

[B]

I think I've seen her in the hat.

[C]

You haven't. It's all she does is wear the hat. She wears the hat everywhere. Every time she's around. She's in the commercials. She's in the hat. She's always in the hat. The hat's great.

[A]

I just saw a picture.

[C]

Let's see. Baseball hat. Oh, I would. They would be like, are you a citizen? It's like if she was in the car, I'd pretend to be the most illegal. Oh, Christie Noem in the hat. She's always in that hat. All right, Tim Flannery will close with your email. Sounds like Brett's gonna have a zippity doo dot time today. That's for the raid. Unzips. That's double bad. Knock it off.

[B]

Awesome.

[C]

Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585 9, 800. A good one and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KVD. Wake up. Hey.

[B]

It's not we. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[C]

I have heard enough of this. Homberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. And I want to talk to you about something that's very personal. Your body.

[A]

Remember?

[C]

It's your body. And no one should touch you in a way that you feel is wrong. I'll get anybody who tries it.

[B]

It's not that easy, Orko. It's hard for a young person to.

[C]

Admit that he or she has been touc touched in a bad way. If you've been touched that way, don't be ashamed. Tell someone you trust, like your parents, your doctor, your teacher or counselor, or your minister or rabbi. Right, Orko? Right. Walker told me I have aids. Is this homebug contestant of the day here on the Price is Right? Nicole Slap. Damn. This still shouldn't be a thing. It never gets old. It's terrible.

[A]

Don't make fun of her name.

[C]

They did that. My favorite part of that is Brett just didn't hear it. He looked her up and found her.

[A]

I tried to add her as a.

[C]

Friend on Instagram and that's That's. Yeah, but she said no. Yeah, she knew.

[B]

Did she win? I can't remember.

[C]

Well, Brady, it doesn't matter. And maybe she wins. In my book, she's a life winner. She's made it this far with that last name. But the. Then we found out that all the people in On Price Is Right during COVID were actors. Because that's what she was. She was an actress who. They didn't pull you out of the crowd then. Everybody's got their theories about Zips, man. Everybody. And there's some good ones. This guy says, google the owner's divorce. This dude and his wife are going 15 rounds in court for the last 10 years because they've got a lot of money to split. I suspect the wife went for the financial jugular. Here it says. Also, I recently have gotten a lot of calls coming to me about approved loans and documents ready to be signed. I just thought it was a scam. But all my credit card information is well known at the Zip, so it got me curious. Maybe one of those deals. This one says, john, you're absolutely right. There's something else going on up here in Northern Arizona. We had an HSI raid at the Colt Grill chain nationwide due to drugs and child trafficking. Everybody's just nuts over immigration and political buzzwords. But there could be a seriously ominous reason why that was rated the way it was. For example, maybe some employees had an idea to fly planes into a military installation like they did in the USS Arizona. You know, Zips. I'm like, all right, not caring mostly equates to being carefree. Yeah, but not. And I agree with that. Not caring. It doesn't mean being ignorant. Be aware, don't care. That's my message. If I was dressed up as, like, a bear, I'd be at elementary school. Hey, kids, be aware, but don't care. If I can give you any sage advice as a guy getting up there.

[B]

The Jay Cutler Bear.

[C]

I'm comfortable in my own shoes. Yeah, but you understand what's going on. Stay. Oh, he's just. I'm the Chuck Pal Bear. Stay aware of current events, but don't care. Stay for the laughs. Yeah, I said. And there's the other thing. Is that. Why does the news cover these kids who leave high school in these walkouts? I'm as wide as they come. And I would have walked right out of class. They gave me the opportunity to protest. I had to protest at anything. Back then, freedom for whites would have been like, we're marching out of something. We're Leaving school, like, yep. What for? Freedom for whites. We're against it. Like, I'm going outside. I don't want to be here anymore.

[A]

What for? It doesn't matter.

[C]

Don't care. So think about Tempe Tavern. Have them call up the guys from Zips and go, here's how you get out of this. They've been raided a couple times. They're still open.

[A]

I was there last weekend.

[C]

Were you really?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Went in there on trolling Friday night. Yeah, it was empty. There was like five people in there.

[C]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

See that place has got. How the doors, how they didn't change the name is beyond.

[A]

I went in, I was like, is that place still even open? And we went in. I'm like, okay.

[C]

This guy says, you'd think Tucson would be in the news every night with Ice Stories. But they sit quietly with the number one basketball team in America, 21 0. What's down there in Tucson in the way? Here's the thing about Tucson and ice though. You have sometimes look at your garage and go. Or a closet and stuff. And you're like, I gotta clean this. But Jesus Christ, this is what it.

[B]

We'll do that one last.

[C]

Get to this later. This is gonna be all day. Tucson's gonna take forever when they get that. Yeah, I'm not interested in that. That seems like an awful lot. And then a guy emailed me and said, where'd it go? He just talked to his lawyer friend yesterday about this and he goes, what's going on? And he said, I'll be. As the attorney, I'll tell you this. A few things can be deduced from the information that we've got. First off, absolute biggest nugget of information that this was a coordinated 15 location raid at one establishment by Homeland Security. They're distinct from enforcement and removal operations. ERO is ultimately enforcing civil. Civil immigration matters even when they do raids on multiple locations. Hsi, on the other hand, is the same rank as dea, FBI. They really don't care about the fact anyone is documented or not. If they're involved, it's about who's getting paid. In other words, I'd be happy to bet anyone that this was an operation targeting the owners and corporate entity that owns zips. I would bet the investigation's been going on for at least a year, if not more. I'm guessing you're going to see in the coming days felony federal charges like money laundering, document fraud, and violations of the Immigration Control and Reform Act. That'll be against the owners and corporate entity that owns the restaurant. That's his guess as a lawyer.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But the reason I read that is because I'm sure hoping that people don't just watch what's going on and want their Instagram feeds to fill up with how active they are and make this about something that it isn't. Wait for the dust to settle before you go out there and get pepper balled over what turns out to be some owner that was laundering money. Has nothing to do with why you're angry.

[A]

Nah, go get pepper balled. I want to see it.

[C]

But if you do, if you do, be sure to have your Instagram feed rolling. Absolutely. Like that broad that tried to pick up a flashbang in Minnesota. I don't know which side she was on, but she's running around screaming, medic. Like she's in a war zone, like, what? The medics aren't here. What are you talking about? Medic. Medic. You watched Saving Private Ryan last night.

[A]

I don't think Hawkeye's gonna show up anytime soon.

[C]

I was in the shower watching Margaret. I don't think that you scream medic unless you, like, she. They literally think they're like a military operation that's got a medic's tent and, like, you know they're gonna evacuate. And I. Chopper. No, you coordinated assault, picked up a flashbang, you moron, and it blew up and knocked your fingers off. Be aware. Don't care. See where Karen gets you crazy? Look at it and go, this is ridiculous. Wants for dinner, not zips. Here's stuff. You just be aware. Just know that what's going on and. And calm down. Here's a fun one. And, Brady, you should know about this. This happened in your hood. See that dude in Gilbert?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That was drugging his wife.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then letting dudes come over and have sex with her.

[A]

What?

[B]

And, yeah. Multiple pictures, loads of them.

[C]

And Reddit ads. He'd knock her out and go on Reddit and go, all right, we got about an hour and a half. Anybody in? And they'd show up. I don't know what's worse, the dude drugging her or the guys in the car on the way over.

[B]

And then her finally discovering, I don't think something's right here.

[C]

She's the one who called the cops. She found his Reddit ads. That's how she. That's how he got busted. He left his computer on the Reddit.

[B]

Fell asleep for a long time.

[C]

Her ass always hurt. And she's like, ugh. And she turned the computer on to like do some pinterest. And the next thing you know, she's got like, wait a tick. That's my ass. And I have been extra sleepy. Yeah. Dude is. I think we maybe have to put him into the category of like our first one of the year.

[B]

Yeah, that would be a shame.

[C]

But I don't know who to put in there.

[B]

Shame him or the 15 others.

[C]

The dudes that rolled over to the house. Like the Nathan Sutherlands of the world that came by. I mean, this is a sinner comes before you and begged for forgiveness. Yeah, I. I don't.

[A]

All the above.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I think.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm pretty sure all of it applies here. We don't have the names of the other guys, but yeah, she. She called the cops and she's like, I went through my husband's phone and there were pictures of me and they were asking if they want to have sex with this. And people showed up and they arrested another guy too. But. So the investigation was in December. She contacted the cops. She's using her husband's phone now. If you are. Look, I don't want to defend this guy or give him hints or clues, but Brett, in the future, if you're selling your sleepy wife for sex and she says, can I see your phone for a second? No.

[A]

No. You have a burner.

[C]

You have a burner.

[A]

What are you doing?

[C]

What are you doing? Letting that be the day to day phone. First off. Boo says anyway, she's using her phone not to send some transactions through jitterbug. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Or just pigeons. Like, be smart. He's 38 years old and she's found it. It was in October and so she reported and found the photos and video of her being sexually assaulted by guys she's never seen before. She had no memory of any of it. According to the documents, the victim was hesitant to come forward because of her husband. Was like, look, I'll take the kids and say, you're in on this.

[B]

Yeah. Threaten to take the kids.

[C]

And the Gilbert cops, they say this is tremendous courage. And it is by the woman. This is insane to come forward and this is as bad as it gets. Investigators believe the assaults happened over the course of a year. And he recorded each encounter. And on January 3rd, he was arrested and booked into the thing. 12 charges. And I mean, anything you can tag onto this dude. They also arrested a 41 year old man who was allegedly involved in one of them. He was booked on one count of assault. During an interview with detectives, the suspect reported admitting to using Reddit to message other people to meet up. Up as friends. And then he's like, I needed a lawyer. His name's being withheld, though, so we can't really put him through shame yet. But that was over there in beautiful downtown Gilbert. You probably know that guy. You've probably wandered up to his door and bothered him about.

[B]

Good guy.

[C]

Yeah, probably. Yeah. Didn't seem like that. I would have never guessed. I don't have Reddit. I never go on that.

[B]

That I was aware.

[A]

His wife's always sleepy, but, you know, don't care.

[C]

Okay. I'm keeping out of that. Those are those moments where I'm like, wait, he did what now?

[B]

But when I first. When I saw that over the weekend, I mean, where is that?

[C]

Yeah, you wanted to walk over and meet them. You're busy bodying over to that house.

[B]

It's got to be in these. It's got to be in the shady parts of Gilbert.

[C]

You think?

[B]

No, that's what my thought is. But, yeah, you just don't know.

[C]

I look for that stuff. I look for age, name, and then if I. If, like. And then immediately think, I wonder if he's a listener. Like, those are the. I automatically see criminals and think, I wonder if he's on, like, our Facebook or Instagram or something. I never look, but I should. Is he following one?

[B]

There was a guy the other day.

[C]

I'm like, oh, I've seen a couple where I'm like, oh, we lost one. Yeah, we lost one. Yeah, I see that. I don't see a lot of. You know, sometimes. Yeah, no, there's a few. That's pretty obvious. It's like, you might as well just go on the KUPD stickers.

[A]

Four people already are sympathetic listeners. Was she hot, bro?

[C]

I see. That's not good. My first.

[B]

Determine how bad it is.

[C]

I've gotten to this. I've gotten to this weird stage in my life where I'm like, was I ever at that guy's house? I'm like, I'm clear. What's the story? Like, I don't want to know if it's. Unless it's real close to me. I'm like, all right, do I have to explain anything? I've never. I don't think that would be something I'd be. Again, that's an. It's so easy to avoid.

[B]

But to be in a picture, you know, randomly taking a lot of all the pictures you've taken over the years.

[C]

But never with a incapacitated naked lady that I Saw on the Internet and said, I'm gonna go over to that guy.

[B]

Oh, this would be hilarious.

[A]

She recognized her own ass.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Impressive.

[C]

That's me getting railed in there. And she wasn't picking up. She said I was using my husband's phone. No, you weren't. You were going through it. And good thing. But ladies, don't get all excited and think that we're all doing that and start searching your man's phone. Most of us are not. You know, we're happy when you're asleep. We're not going to rustle that up. We're like, good. A little time. Got a little time. But for. For crying out loud, who? I don't know. I honestly think the dude driving over is even worse than the guy offering it up. Like, he's taking. Because they're doing contact.

[B]

Other guys going over to dude's house.

[C]

There was a market for it. That's crazy. Now what is the. I mean, the reward to the risk on that is zero. Hey, I just talked to her.

[B]

You want to bone some guy's wife.

[C]

Talk to your wife. She's married to a crazy person. There's a good chance she's crazy, too. Have a sit down and just say, look, I've been thinking. I want to watch you get nailed by a bunch of dudes. And I know I want to do it legally. Like, and if she says no, then. All right, don't. But don't knock her out. At least give her fair warning, because if you have that talk with her, and then you still have that wild eye look, and she's gonna go, he's gonna knock me out and do this anyway. At least give her a chance to escape.

[B]

It's crazy, but that's a little weird in self because every one of those guys needs to be nailed. I mean, if she's. Oh, yeah. And imagine trying that.

[C]

How dumb are you? Yeah, Like, Brady, you and I. I'm like, hey, I got a friend of mine's got his wife passed out. I'm gonna go have sex with her.

[B]

Sure.

[C]

And then the two of us go over there, and the guy starts filming it. We're, like, throwing thumbs up and, like, we're going to jail. Eiffel Tower, no matter what. Like, it's. You're only gonna enjoy that for a few minutes, and then you're going to just. Somebody's gonna find that somebody's been lit. Like they said, it's been going on for over a year. Some dude was the first one that, like, you know, just I'm here about the Reddit ad. Yeah, she's out. You got 20 minutes. Go. All right, scramble back there. I'm just gonna film you. Yeah, that's fine. And he's been living with this for a year, waiting for the other shoe to drop, because you know it's gonna. These creeps need to be like. Like, if you're on the tape banging the incapacitated lady, call me a fascist, but do we really need a court hearing for that?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Diddy got a safe house in Gilbert.

[C]

Isn't that one of those things? We can just bring back the guillotine and just go, that dude right there. Or I can be reformed. It's too late.

[B]

You go over to this place, you order anchovy pizza. That's the code.

[C]

Yeah, I don't know what the. That used to be the old school. Now they just go on Reddit and go, she's asleep, interested. And people are like, yup. And nobody says, hey, this guy's selling his wife.

[B]

Like, no, the thing is, he facetimes the dude here.

[C]

Yeah, see here, she's out like a light, and he starts pushing her around. She ain't waking up in nothing. But no one on. Give me five minutes. No one on Reddit turned it in.

[B]

That's an open discussion, isn't it?

[C]

And also, oh, yeah, you can get. I know you got to search for it, so I guess it's hard to find, but people were. And the dude was accommodating. And then were they paying or was.

[A]

This just for his.

[C]

It could be for some cookery, maybe a couple bucks, maybe some wings.

[B]

Yeah, they didn't talk about money exchanging.

[C]

But what if ZIPS is involved?

[B]

It goes all the way back.

[C]

All the way back to that.

[A]

Ooh, there's enough wives of Postinos who are willing to cheat. You don't need a passed out broad.

[C]

Bros. How much fun is that? Don't you? Again, I go back to that. You want a woman?

[B]

Fish in a barrel.

[C]

You want a woman to text you and talk to you and reach out to you every once in a dead woman laying on a ground, like, she'll do.

[B]

Terrible.

[A]

William says the same thing. She's obviously got issues. If she didn't know her husband's been drugging her for a year.

[B]

Well.

[C]

Yeah, maybe. I suppose. I'm not gonna blame her. She didn't know she was getting till she's waking up. I just knocked out. Like, when you wake up from not expecting to go to sleep, you should have a couple of questions.

[A]

You think she wanted to her life coach or something?

[C]

You know, I mean, I'm just so tired.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I wake up so sore.

[C]

Like, I worked out and you wash the sheets every time I. That's so sweet.

[B]

She.

[C]

Yeah. I'm not gonna blame her for anything, but I wake up from unexpected naps a couple of times. I didn't know I was going to sleep. I woke up really weird. I'm thinking something, something ring. Camera didn't kiss. Like, there's so much going on. Said you guys always talk crap about Maryvale on the west side. Take the west side over Bill Cosby's east side eight days a week. Yeah, I'm with you on that one. I'm just surprised they don't turn that.

[B]

Stuff in on the west side.

[A]

The.

[C]

Just the breath. Yeah. There you got that snitch thing you always do. Nobody tells it's going on, but you guys won't tell on each other. Yeah, that. But, man, fact of the matter, so many things slipped through the cracks on this. That dude's balls were huge. To even consider trying. And then going on the computer and then taking videos. Like, everything he did was designed to be awful. And he found a couple other people. He says Backpage.com got destroyed, but Reddit lives. Backpage was infinitely more useful for legal stuff than Reddit has ever been. I don't know. Every time I go to Reddit, it's about somebody struggling with their relationship or I don't even know what Reddit's for.

[A]

It's like listening to a Shinedown song.

[C]

Yeah. Everybody's sad on Reddit every time I'm there. Maybe it's just what I search. Like, I search out what's a lot.

[B]

Of lists and, like, what did you like when you were.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Well, they did in the 90s. Yeah. I think it's all just dependent on you, like, what you end up with. But. There's. Yeah, it's just weird. The whole world's gone crazy, and the only one you could be close to is Nathan Sutherland, the Christian rapper that got nabbed years ago for this. But at least. Good Lord. At least Nathan Sutherland was monogamous. He wasn't selling her, for crying out loud. Nathan Hay tried to keep it under wraps, but made the terrible error of impregnating the comatose patient. It is nuts, man. That's going to be a TV show. Our grandparents are just spinning their graves. But someday that's going to catch a necrophiliac. Is going to be a television show someday. Like, Some dude on Reddit will put. They'll put out fake ads that hey, I'm working at the morgue. Anybody want a warm one while right before they freeze up? And then dudes will show up with, you know, lube and like $20. And then. Chris Hand, how you doing tonight? To catch a Necro.

[A]

It's like Kill Bill all over again.

[C]

I know.

[B]

Have you seen that doc documentary?

[C]

Documentary?

[B]

Yeah, on Chris Hansen.

[C]

Oh, he. Well, they. They think he's a bad dude. I didn't see.

[B]

Well, yeah, it kind of. At least the guy leaves it up to you to decide. What do you think?

[C]

Well, Chris, some of the stuff.

[B]

Because what I mean, the one main thing is, is this kid's life was ruined. He was 18 and he was meeting up with a 15 year old girl. And in the state next door. It's legal. The parents knew. It just. It got out of hand.

[C]

Here's the thing.

[B]

But then they showed how, you know, there's all these vigilante operations that are going on now.

[C]

I'm forever on Chris Hansen's side. A, it was amazing entertainment and B, what you just said was illegal. 18 year olds crossing state lines to meet 15 year olds.

[B]

He didn't. It was just in state that it was at.

[A]

Right.

[C]

He wasn't in the same state. So he crossed state lines to get to where he was in the state.

[B]

He in the state was.

[C]

So he crossed state lines to see her? No, he had to. Brady, if he lived in another state.

[B]

They were just saying the next state over. Right? It was.

[A]

Well, that's.

[C]

Did he live in one of those states?

[B]

He lived in a state where it wasn't.

[C]

Right. So he crossed state lines and took his state laws to another place. That's crossing state. Yeah, he's an idiot. So his life got ruined. Yeah, he's 18, she's 15. But if they were in one place. All right, well, he still did something not so great. You got to be careful. Look, 15 year olds, you don't know when you're 18, offering you online. It's right there.

[B]

Stop.

[C]

That's it. Stop. If you ever cross anything that says welcome to and it's another state in the union and you're on your way to meet someone who's 15, you're doing something dumb. It's so easy to avoid all of this. And I know there's nuance and things, but that one, right after Chris Hansen's fault, the dude showed up to a sting. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, catch a necrophiliac is going to be a show. And then they got mad at Chris Hansen because he got a little high and mighty on himself there when that show was going gangbusters. And then he started to bone around on his wife and stuff. And they caught him in a. In kind of a really bad spot.

[B]

They didn't really go on that. But the thing that was the demise of the show is that one person.

[C]

Basically off themselves because technically nobody was. No, there was no duper. You want to talk about fascism? That NBC show was basically showing people doing guilty stuff and going up there you go, you're free to go. And they were guilty of. Because they technically didn't do anything. They were talking to somebody over 18, but they thought they were under. And then once you go to court and they're like, yeah, but she was old enough, so nothing bad. It's crazy. This guy is throwing out a name is who he thinks the Gilbert guy is. And I'm not gonna say it because the local.

[B]

They put the guy's name out.

[C]

No, they didn't. The local football team will sue me if I say this name. It's not that funny idea, though. Way to shame him. No, they said story. They said they're holding it off.

[B]

There's no picture of the guy. Maybe it was a picture of one of the guys that went over there.

[C]

No, they. Well, maybe I don't know. The guy who was at Zips yesterday that I was supposed to meet said I ordered my pizza and a zipper reader to go. You can't get a zipper reader to go. Brian said didn't get anything and I already paid. The Homeland Security told all of us not to pay. And don't ask for to go boxes. Just get the F out. So you lost your money. Can't get a zipper reader to go in Vegas. Yeah, it's. It's a mixed up. But yeah. Boy, if Alvar Holmberg was still alive, that old man would be super duper confused as to what is on. What the hell. Yeah, you go on the Internet and you ask people to come over and bang your sleeping wife. I don't even want to bang my wife. Why would I want to watch it? It's. It's weird. We know too much. We know way too much. I don't even think that would have been news. I think that would have just been something that was like, that's just awful. We're not doing that. Like, that would have been. The newspapers would have just skipped that. Back when my grandpa was wrong and nobody needs to know about this. We caught him. We're good. That's all you really need to do. And here's the thing I think we can all agree on. Bring us all back home.

[A]

We're gonna find something. Thank God.

[C]

Common ground, Brett. That's what. That's what Johnny's here to do.

[A]

I'm hoping help you out.

[C]

Johnny's here to soothe salve wounds, make everybody all agree on something. If we could all agree on things, we'd all be like, you know what? Let's relax and exhale. We can all agree that there's absolutely no reason to have the Pro bowl anymore because Shadur Sanders is now one of the quarterbacks. If the players don't want it, why are we still having anything to do with it? So Shador Sanders was just named to the Pro bowl because no one else would do it. Drake May can't go. Josh Allen is hurt. Joe Burrow. What's the dude. Trevor Lawrence.

[A]

Bonex can't go.

[C]

All of them unavailable. C.J. stroud, Aaron Rodgers. Go down the list of guys who had better years than Shador Sanders. All of them. And Shador's like, I'll do it. And they said, all right, grab a hat. And they sent him to the Pro Bowl. He's a Pro Bowler.

[A]

Where is the Pro bowl this year?

[C]

I don't even know. That's back in Hawaii, I think. Seven touchdowns, 10 interceptions, 1400 yards. And he's like, well, this is one of the good ones. Justin Herbert. Like, I can rattle off everybody except Geno Smith.

[B]

And so he's one of the quarterbacks. Who's the other one?

[C]

Well, they still. The three that were named. Oh, yeah. They just signed him off a practice squad. He's available. The three that got picked were May, Allen and Herbert. Those were the. And then all of them are like, we're not going to that.

[A]

Well, it's in San Francisco. It's not much of a vacation.

[C]

Oh, wow. So Shador is going to head up there because why wouldn't you? So Shadur Sanders is a Pro Bowl. That is terrible. There's only like, three quarterbacks worse than him in the afc, and they're terrible. Even Jake Browning played pretty well for the Bengals. At least, you know, he couldn't. As good as Chanel.

[B]

A couple of games in Flacco.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Philip Rivers. He came in and went, put him back in there. That's fun. Put that old weirdo in there. There's something. Something. Check out homework's morning sickness [e-mail] com. Holmberg's Morning Sickness. That's how bad that great meme that came out yesterday. How bad is the Bill's job at Philip Rivers Pulled out of consideration. He hasn't pulled out of anything. That guy's got like 40 kids. And also the NFL's in a little conspiracy mode again because back in, before the season started in September, they put out a graphic of Santa Clara Stadium, the Super bowl logo, big Lombardi Trophy, and they had one player from each team walking towards the stadium. Right. So. And Saquon Barkley was like kind of the guy centered in the back of the crowd of players. And there's TJ Watt and, And you know, all these guys walking towards the stadium. Who's right up front? Sam Darnold and Drake 5-1-2 going in. And they're like, come on. Yeah, yeah. They're like, oh, it's been rigged from the jump. Of course, everything's a conspiracy now. You can't just have a coincidence anymore. But my God. Yeah, it's a, it's. I mean, if you look at the picture, it's pretty great. It's. And it's, you know, they're like, nevermind. The colors are pretty consistent. But here's the, the, like the deep shot of it, you know, and it's just the whole thing. And then you get up close and who are the first two dudes going in? Drake, May and Sam Darnold walking right into the stadium. Maybe they know they did that after the fact. No, it was on September 8th. Yeah, little things like that. But there's no coincidences anymore. Everybody wants everything to be a conspiracy.

[B]

And Trump's not going too far.

[C]

Too many.

[B]

Too far of a travel.

[C]

Yeah, it's too many miles.

[A]

Air force one, Vincent McMahon do that artwork.

[C]

It's starting to feel that way. But again, we're all in on everything again, just because they had to have somebody up there. And who would have thought I'll draw that.

[A]

Patrick Mahomes, like if.

[C]

Because if it was me and it's not fixed, I'd be like, it's going to be. I'll put Darnold and May up close and close enough to them as Malik neighbors from the Giants. So I mean, but he's second tier. Those are the first two. And then if I was drawing that, I'd be like, I'll put a couple guys. No way they'll make it. Turns out, guy hit it. It is the first super bowl where both teams started the year at 50 to 1. Odds of getting to The super bowl, they've never had teams with worse odds than that.

[A]

Toledo put his bat in early.

[C]

No kidding. He should have gotten on that early. Nobody saw this coming. But also, like to have the odds that Shador Sanders was in the. The Pro bowl, that would have been a trillion to one. But he didn't get voted in. So I'm sure that the betting apps would have been like, no, no, no, no, no. You can't just show up. But that's what's going to happen. This is our first weekend without football in 23 weeks.

[B]

Said that to Kirby yesterday. Like a Monday night.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

His first Monday night.

[C]

You got to taste that because you.

[B]

Had Indiana last week.

[C]

Yeah, you got to taste that a little bit and kind of recognize that this is our next few months.

[A]

Now you got to talk to your wives.

[C]

Oh, no, you don't. And then also.

[A]

Or go get a.

[C]

That's horrifying.

[A]

We're gonna get a zipperina.

[C]

There's that. Yeah. It's all caving in around us.

[B]

Where do I go?

[C]

Some. Some guys can't talk to their wives because they're out cold and busy. Yeah. The world's getting crazy. And then yesterday, we did a thing. Brett, get your. Get your fingers ready to start typing this in. Remember how we did the. The genres of music where you're more than likely to be a philanderer and jazz came up number one, which was kind of surprising to all of us. Then I saw a thing that said, these are the top nine songs, and I don't know why they only didn't. Although this one jumps up to 21. So they had the top nine listed. 21 seductive tracks to. To have sex with, not sex with the track. You know what I'm saying? And some of these are like. And you know who's not on there again? Same bands we were talking about. The Angels of Death, and. Yeah. Yeah, they're not on there. Surprisingly not there. But Sex with Me by Rihanna, which is a solid one if you grab that. That's. That's number 12. But all the way back, like number 21. And it kind of stinks to have to be the 21st one. It's called Folded by Kehlani.

[A]

This one's on there, though, right?

[C]

Who's it.

[B]

This.

[C]

The Rihanna one. Oh, no, it's not.

[A]

It's not.

[C]

Lou's not on there. Not being too old. No, they have old. They've always ready.

[A]

All right, what. What do you want me to pull up here?

[C]

Try the number 21, which is folded By Kani K E H L A N I and I. I've not heard it, but it's. These are tracks to set the mood. And we did that yesterday and it was all jazz stuff. There's Kehlani trying to have sex. All right, baby. Get to it. Kehlani.

[B]

Jesus.

[C]

Oh, it's about it. She's trying to get her ex back. That's fine. I could. I could have that in the background with some candles. Candles. And then another one was Skin by Dijon. D I J O N I don't know any of these. I want to, though.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

Still no.

[A]

That's all Daisy.

[C]

You think this is.

[A]

You don't.

[C]

Got a good rhythm.

[A]

Blow my mind with this one.

[C]

A white guy can keep the beat to this pun. P He's blowing. All right. That's not terrible. I don't think you know who's on there. Is the song Closer. Not that one by Kings of Leon, which surprised me. And that was in the top 10. Where was that? The sixth. This is dripping with sexual tension. Caleb Followell's rugged vocals yearn for a lover over a dark throbbing bass line. Gritty, sultry tone captures the obsessive pull of desire consumed by sobs or the subs.

[A]

No. Porta Sad.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Brady probably heard I do that one.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

This is. This is biting people in the lips and stuff. Music. Yeah. This is not rough, but it's a little bit pushy. Cinemax soundtrack. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I like it though.

[A]

There's a ramp shade in the way. You don't ever see the money.

[B]

It's just.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's boring.

[C]

Brett knows it. You could have directed a cinema. The two of us could have directed an amazing Cinemax movie.

[A]

Yeah. Why is there a plant on the.

[C]

Coffee table right there? Right as she spreads her legs, the camera swings across and there's like a jewelry box on the counter. I get the metaphor. The box. Block the box. But come on. I like this. And a number. Wicked Games by the Weekend. Not Chris Isaac.

[B]

But it's the Chris Isaac cover.

[C]

I don't know. No, says it's from. I love the Weekend. I think he's great. But he did Wicked Games and Wicked Game is the Chris Isaac. So if you got the weekend. Dark and moody, irresistibly alluring Strike from the house of Balloons. Tormented yet undeniably sexy is lost on a drug fueled self destructive path Given into desires that are all consuming and toxic. I left my girl back home I don't love her no more he has driving.

[B]

Dirty man.

[C]

He cusses Able. And then the number one one was Rocket by Beyonce, I think. And I heard that one. I'm not a Beyonce guy. She's got a song called Rocket. She said this is the number one song according to this.

[A]

This should be the clean version.

[C]

To have sex to let me sit this bag. Everything's just for white guys to keep a rhythm. Yeah, it's like it's slow enough. You can kind of do the rock.

[B]

Okay, I'm finished.

[C]

Would Brady make it through the song?

[A]

Six and a half minutes, man.

[C]

To me, this is going. These are the types of songs where it's all pre planned. Like she's got to go get dressed up. You got candles.

[A]

You have a Spotify playlist.

[C]

Already said.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

And it just kind of rolls and she comes out and slowly takes her clothes off. And then you kiss for a minute it. And stop all that. Drink champagne. It's like an awful lot going on. You can't just grab hold of her and start hammering away like from Minimum Wage by they Might Be Giants and just get it out of the way. We're almost done.

[A]

I still like more of the old school stuff.

[C]

Oh, me too. This isn't a. A road head song.

[A]

This one popped up. How about this?

[C]

Oh, Isley Brothers, man. This is on there too.

[A]

Oh, is it?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Isley Brothers. Veron too. This one is where you go. Oh, is it? Yeah, yeah. This is the SOS between the sheets. Yeah, yeah. This is number seven. This is sweet. And again. This is kiss.

[A]

12:30 right there.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Super. Then big papa pops in your head every once picture of that big fat, lisping weirdo. You here. All right. Next to me. Ladies, if you hear a dude playing this, it's a move.

[A]

Don't fall asleep.

[C]

I got it on Reddit. We're all right. Yeah. All of these though are like. They're the ones that like play Minimum Wage by they Might Be Giants, cuz that's mine. It's fantastic. It's a great sex song. Gets right to the point. And you got it. Yeah, it's a great one. And this is. This is minimum wage. Yeah. And it's over.

[B]

Good night.

[C]

Good night, honey. 18 second song and I can get behind. Play it again. Oh, man, that gets me excited.

[A]

Oh, we still got 15 seconds left.

[C]

It has a long fade. That's for cleanup. Minimum wage. Yeah. I like the whip. She should be finished now. You should be asleep now. That's one of that should be on the list. That's an announcement.

[A]

Tom wants to know what about Celebrate Me Home for Brady?

[C]

That's for Brady's solo act. He likes sending songs to ladies. Reminded him he'll be there in a minute. By the way, you can get a Zipperita to go. I didn't know that. Being told that on a regular basis. You didn't get one.

[B]

Maybe that's what they got busted for. It's illegal.

[C]

This guy says there's no sleep token on their sleep token. Gets the ladies soaked. I don't know about that. Do they? I don't know. Mazzy Star. That's. That's Fade into you is one of the. That was the go to in the 90s. My God. God.

[B]

You mentioned what we were talking about yesterday. That Janet Jackson song.

[C]

Oh, that whole album. If this thing.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Forget it. You're boning your chicks. Went bananas with it. Her voice, unbelievable. There was a girl when I worked at the Zone who was showing me stuff, how to work things. When I first got there. When we played this. No.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

That phone mama started to, like, get squirty. I just want to show you how this works. Bone bone. What? Why does it get so humid in here? Does it smell like butterscotch and like chulas and clove cigarettes? Clove cigarettes. And what is this? Boom Boom's gonna rub the bone bone. No. So she was showing me this and we played this song and she just sat in her chair. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. She just. The song came on and she just leaned back in the. With the air chair and she just kind of closed her eyes and let the song happen. I was just in the room, like, I guess I'll wait this out. Like, no noise, no talking. She got all enveloped in it. This one had some. This got some life on it made into a good one. I watched a girl try to do that in karaoke.

[A]

This was another one that somebody was suggesting when I brought up the Portishead.

[C]

I don't know this one.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, yes, I do. Oh, I do. Lori box. Forgot about this one. This one's got a lot of percussion and it's gonna throw me off. Steady beat. This is a. And then. Yeah, it's too long. Forgot all about this one. We're putting together a list. Give me a reason to love you. Yeah, that's a solid one. All right. Put that on this. And then everybody always says the enigma thing. But that one was more. I don't know. That one seemed middle aged to me when it was happening.

[A]

She got the monks also. I Think it's the beat.

[C]

You don't want to find out that your partner was Catholic and something terrible happened to him. And then somebody start playing this.

[A]

By Father Dale's house.

[C]

Yeah, Cranked. Father Dale was. This was on a loop in his head. Just can't stop being horny. So many kids. It's their fault. They shouldn't parade these high school kids around me all the time. I need to put the Lord in them.

[A]

Literally.

[C]

I'm gonna do it tonight for Snickers and a Coke. And then I'd walk by and it's like. But not that one. That one is weird looking, like, hi, Father Dale. Keep walking, watermelon toothpick boy. I'm interested in the Lord. He's not interested in you. I could have gone in there and, like, I'm. I'm on fire for Jesus. Like, there's like a hundred thousand other religions you should choose. Aren't you a Jew? Like, wait a minute. Yeah, That's a good one, too.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Bone in. Music is always a list people have. You're right. But these are all the ones where you got to prepare anyone of them spontaneous. Bam. Like, closer by Nine Inch Nails is one that people just boing. Girls like that one because it's just so graphic. Anyway, fun little list. And that's something we can all get along with, too. We don't need ice raids and homeland security to constantly occupy our minds. We can start thinking about things we all like. Football hating Shador Sanders and sex. Like, that's what we bond on. We all bond on that. You know who could bring us all together in peace and harmony? It ain't religion. It's porn. Sure, you'd have some outliers. There's always that. That's an unintelligent person always telling you that there's a few outsiders. But for the most part, the average, if you're a critical thinker, would say that most people enjoy sex. Sex and porn is a massive industry, and nobody is going to fight you over which porn you like. We can agree to disagree that if Brett likes fat, Italian, hairy girls and I like fit, gorgeous senoritas, you're not going to be mad at me for that. But if I say I like Republican gals. Fascism.

[A]

Here's the 90s, baby. Making music and slow jam. No, this is just some. I found it. Little Usher for you.

[C]

Oh, boy. I was at the Usher show.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I was the only white guy in there, and I can. I could dance. So the ladies were.

[B]

There's the dude's Key Sweat from yesterday. That was his go to.

[A]

Oh, this one here.

[C]

Those ladies were so impressed with me dancing at that Usher show. Because I was just copying what the dude did in front of me. I was about a half beat behind. You can move for a white boy. Like, I guess. I don't know. I'm just doing what he's doing.

[A]

She's gonna take you home.

[C]

All this, yo, she was. She had to fit in her purse. She was a biggin. Everything's all preparation.

[A]

Oh, here's your song. That's the one you were talking about.

[C]

Oh, the video, too. Janet Jackson.

[A]

Were you singing this back to her at that concert?

[C]

Anytime. This is the one. I screamed her name. Well, no. If was when I actually screamed at her. I was front row. I shouted at her. I couldn't control it. I was like a teenager watching the Beatles back in the Ed Sullivan Show. I lost my mind. And she has a dude come up on stage from the crowd and sits him in a chair and ties him to it and then sings this. And that's the way love goes.

[B]

The New Edition.

[C]

And I was volunteering. I thought my head was gonna explode. I was screaming, pick me, pick me. But I think it was predetermined. That's what I like. I felt like Father Dale again. Just walked right by me. New Edition. When they were with Johnny Gill. Johnny Gill ruined New Edition. I know all their songs were good. And they're rub you the right way.

[A]

All right.

[C]

We were getting to it. Calm down. All the rest of them were kind of, like, smooth. And then Johnny Gil came in and just started to rape.

[A]

It's like the Teddy Bender walking in the door.

[C]

What's he yelling about?

[A]

You got. You got what I need.

[C]

He was. The other guys were like, everything's wet and good. You know who he is? He's Leroy Jenkins of sex. He just drove into the dry ass. So we were all going, well.

[B]

Damn.

[C]

It, my ass is dry. It didn't even spit on it. Sorry. I digress.

[B]

Forgot about Funny how Janet again.

[C]

I know. Oh, no. Janet has some.

[A]

I remember this one.

[C]

Janet was H. Town knocking boots. This is a Kiss 1230 right here. Kiss 1230. The rhythm of the city. I know it's early in the morning, but this one is for all the ladies. Like H. Town tells you, kicking it with my boy. Ladies, why don't you put down that coffee, turn around. Cause your breath smells terrible. And give your man what he's good for before he goes off to work this morning. Go wash your booty that's what I'm saying, my friend. Kiss 12:30, rhythm of the city. Let's knock boots. I can do it. I can still do. I. You know what? We need to just start Kiss 12:30 over again.

[A]

We do.

[C]

Get back in there and I'll do all that and be fun. They have those soundtracks for sex that people making. That was a good one. 21 list. 21 was pretty solid, though. We can put it up there or something. You guys already have your list. But I always find that fascinating. What one person says, but nobody ever argues. It never gets political. CNN and FOX both agree that knocking boot probably pretty good for love making.

[B]

So let's on the list.

[C]

Let's start there. Let's go back to the foundation of man and say that, you know, that's what we all agree on. And let's start working there instead of pepper balling each other every time they close the zips because you don't know what's going on, but you're mad about everything.

[A]

Here's the white guy list.

[C]

What? Mario? Speed wagons.

[A]

The old school love making music.

[C]

Jesus, you're gonna break her hip hips. You got a woman who wants this underneath there? She's gonna shatter like mummy dust.

[B]

Mario's on. How many times?

[A]

Twice.

[C]

So far it says old school lovemaking music. And right there, I'm out. The words old school and lovemaking shouldn't be with each other.

[A]

And Kevin Cronin should not be listed anywhere near that.

[C]

Girls love me. She's drier than a box of salt teens. If this gets her even a little, I only wish I had the strength to let it show. I tell myself that I can't hold on forever. All right, I can't listen to that because I know the words. And now it makes me freak out, because the reason I know the words, my mom used to listen to that stuff all the time.

[A]

There's the other one.

[C]

Little did I know, this one I like. I'll break some hips for this. You should have seen by the look in my eyes, baby. Here's the problem, though. It reminds me of my kitchen in Albuquerque. My mom listening to Kob, trying to win a cruise. Buster Hyman in the water. But you didn't listen. This is my mom's baby making music. I can't have this. Dance.

[A]

Can't see Dan walking in the bedroom singing this tomorrow.

[C]

My dad probably. Oh, gross. My dad probably did that. Yeah, my dad probably won that.

[B]

Man, Marcy, bend over with Cronin's hair that long throw.

[C]

Oh, I wonder if my parents did that, like when we weren't home. And then this song would come on, they'd look at each other and wink in front of us at dinner and stuff. My dad's just in a groove, just slamming it, whispering in her hand. Here we go, Marcy, keep on loving you. Do it again. All right. I need another song. Give me a break. What time do the kids come home? I don't know. I love this one. This is one. I like this one. Look it.

[A]

You want this one? Yeah.

[C]

Oh, boy. Yeah. This is parents, bro. She made me think of my mom and dad, Think about you. I bet you my dad did this one. Yep. My dad was rolling Marcy to this. God damn it. And he's probably still doing it. Like, to that new wife. Oh, no.

[B]

Bill Withers Me.

[C]

Oh, Use Me's phenomenal.

[B]

Hell, yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

This one, Bill Withers is pretty phenomenal. Regardless.

[C]

Yeah, this is a good one. All right, that's enough. Enough of Megan, Dan and Marcy and my mom.

[A]

Beautiful songs about some Donna Summer.

[C]

Oh, man, This is solid.

[A]

This is the 16 minute version. This is man design.

[C]

Jesus, what do I need? I need a. I know. I need a table of Gatorade next to the 16 minutes. Got my electrolytes, my goddamn avatar.

[B]

I just saw her. She's coming to one of the casinos.

[C]

In the next episode.

[B]

Yeah, she's dead. Oh, no, it's dead.

[C]

I don't think she is, man. Again, I'd be impressed. Shady McCoy moment there. One of them's gonna be there.

[B]

What's the difference?

[C]

What do you got on the big board of musical treats there, Bert? See, we can all look at happiness like. We can all unite over this. And people, Republicans, Democrats, everybody in their cars, all crazy about ice and pepper balls and everything else else, have this conversation. This is a good one. Just debate whether or not REO Speedwagon is a good one for love making for your parents.

[B]

Think of that.

[C]

No, don't do that. Stop doing that. I'd rather get pepper ball than the cronin hair. I would do a suicide pepper ball right between my own eyes. Get out of the room. What's with the wig?

[A]

All right. On the list. Pantera, Ozzy, It's a Raid for zips. Cold Chamber, Loco, Stone Sour, Three Days Grace, Riot. For everything going on AC DC Money talks for zips. Hell yeah. I don't care anymore. For everything going on the Void from Parkway Drive. Great song.

[C]

Let's do It's a Raid.

[A]

It's a Raid.

[C]

It's a Raid for Zips. Is that a good one? No, Ozzy's.

[A]

That's Post Malone.

[C]

Oh, is it?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I haven't heard it. All right. Did you like it? Ozzy and Post Malone? I don't know that I know this one.

[A]

And Mike Patton turns 58 today.

[C]

Oh, no kidding. Oh, boy. Which one we're gonna do with him?

[B]

Mr. Be aggressive?

[C]

No, no. Mr. Bundle. No. Be Aggressive's good. End of the World is a good sex song. That's a great stripper dirty sex song. That. That should be on people's list, too. This one. All right, we'll start that one. End of the World by Faith no.

[A]

More is Edge of the World.

[C]

Edge of the World. I'm sorry.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

This one. You know this one?

[A]

I think so. Here it is.

[C]

We'll go with this one. Maybe a little Edge of the World out there. This one has some. We're on the vibe. We might as well keep it up. Kiss 12:30. Here's a bunch of white crackers and one of them's a homosexual. Let's fit in the ball, The city. Unless you're one of them filthy gays. Oh, that's disgusting. On the download.

[B]

Hey, it's not weird.

[C]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[B]

No membership fee.

[C]

I have heard enough of this. Homberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. People are saying that they think they've got Brett's playlist. Pretty much figured out what for sex. I'm pretty sure this one's on there. This is a solid. Oh, yeah, I can imagine. Brett's on him. I'm the pucky QB known as McMahon, the Super bowl shovel. I got no plan. I just throw my body all over.

[A]

By the way, it wouldn't be with.

[C]

My wife, because she would leave. You know what? She's a Packers fan. You should make her a bet next year when the Bears and Packers play that you get to bone her any way you want. With this plane in the background. If the Bears.

[A]

What if she wins? Music or something.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Yeah. You got to wear a Packer's hat and take it in the ass like the rest of them. How about that? I think about this. Or there's the other one, too. Obviously, that Brett would.

[B]

The Green Bay song. I'm sure they have one.

[C]

This is the other one that. Oh, yeah. Woods up over. So outside of that. Yeah, those are good. Mine would be the Pittsburgh Polka. I don't think the Pennsylvania Poco would work.

[A]

She just wrote I dry up real quick.

[C]

Oh, no. There'd have to be. She's not wrong. Think of the. How crucified a team would be today, releasing the Super Bowl Shuffle. Keep in mind, the Bears released that in December of 1985. They didn't even got into the playoffs yet. They were going to the playoffs. They had one loss. They. That year. But they released that as the playoffs began. ESPN didn't exist. That just proved we were more fun back in 1985. Like, our parents were awesome. Because nobody was like, oh, the arrogance. Can you believe it? That's bulletin board material. And it was. And they still kicked your ass. But, like, Stephen A. Smith would have gone nuts on his show. The absolute, a gratosity of what these guys are doing out there trying to pull this off. You gotta make the playoffs.

[B]

Burnt.

[C]

Win again. He'd lose his mind over it.

[A]

What do you remember? Remember this one?

[C]

Oh, boy. Yeah. This is the Aaron Dickerson one, right? Everybody tried it for a minute.

[B]

Ram it.

[C]

Yeah. The Rams were feeling pretty good about themselves there, and they did ram it and then didn't get to the Super Bowl. And Eric Dickerson is in that one. That's a good one. But they didn't get to Super Bowl. And everybody's like, maybe we shouldn't do this anymore. It's kind of embarrassing when you don't actually do it. But the. The arrogance of throwing that out there before the playoffs started. They pulled it off doing the Super Bowl Shuffle.

[B]

I didn't realize that today's media.

[C]

No, no, no, no. Today's media would have lost their mind. And it was a top 20 hit.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

It wasn't just Chicago. America ate it alive. Nuts nowadays. Oh, it would have been just. They. They'd have been crucified. That's all the media would have talked to him about that. Were like, do you guys think that, you know what. What do the other teams think? I'm. I'm sure they asked questions, but nobody cared. Now. It would have been like they'd had to apologize. And it was not sportsmanlike and classless, and it was just bravado on display. It was great.

[B]

Haven't been able to do the shuffle after.

[C]

Yeah, no, that's it. No. Maybe that was their curse that they. You know. But still. What are you gonna do?

[A]

Still got one. I'm good.

[C]

You got you 40 years ago. Patriots wearing it 40 years ago as well. They're back for the 12th time. I know you guys still have that. That one win. Got a couple appearances.

[A]

Hey, none of Our teams have got it there as many times. The Patriots at this point.

[C]

No, that's true. We still have as many wins, but yeah, 12 go six and six in the Super Bowl. You're. You're in a lot of Super super bowls. There's been 48 without them. This is Super Bowl 60. That says something. It is time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report, and it's brought to you by allprochade.com allprochade.com Putting the shades up where you want them to be because it is sunny here all the time. 72 degrees again today. Another glorious day. Put that shade up, get that glare out of your face, watch TV on your back patio. Basically make a room outside your house right off the back patio a beautiful thing. And they'll take care of you. They'll make it look right, too. Not just some haphazard shade that goes up. They make it look beautiful. The motorized shades are still available all over the place. They can do the blinds. They can do window coverings. You get it over there. They'll make it look right and they'll do what we've been trying to do since the beginning of time, block out the sun. AllProche.com Brady report it good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. Hi.

[B]

Happy National Chocolate Cake Day Day that ain't so bad. Couple Basis Fun facts A psychological phenomenon called the pratfall effect says that if someone finds you attractive doing something embarrassing, it makes you more attractive to them.

[C]

If you show vulner vulnerability physically. So you fall down in front of a hot girl. I want to have sex with that. That tangle foot. I don't think that would work.

[D]

Throwing some portish head in your pratfall effect.

[C]

Because I don't think you stand up from the pratfall effect feeling pretty strong. You feel like you ever see somebody just walk along and trip for no reason and they just kind of. They always look back at the ground like the ground did it.

[B]

He's handsome.

[C]

And everybody goes. Nobody ever goes, oh, there's the man of my dreams. He can barely make his.

[B]

I knew right then.

[C]

His feet tangle up on the ground. Gravity destroys him. Him. Exactly what I've been looking for.

[B]

Where the Wild Things Are was originally going to be called where the Wild Horses Are until Maurice Sendak realized he couldn't draw horses. The flag of the Philippines is flipped upside down when at a state of war.

[C]

Wait a minute. Say that again again.

[B]

The Philippines. They fly their flag upside Down.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[D]

How many times that happened?

[C]

Philippines don't get. You know, they're not picking a lot of fights or getting picked on. We do that. It's the distress flag, right? The upside down one.

[B]

A scientist in Antarctica tried to murder one of his co workers because he kept spoiling the ends of books he wanted to read. It's the first arrest for an attempted murder ever in Antarctica. Okay. Some reports suggest that alcohol was involved.

[C]

Just edgy Antarctic behavior I think is involved.

[B]

Cabin fever.

[C]

You can't really. When the only thing you have is books, you're not really getting the. The DirecTV stream. YouTube TVs not kicking in now. I bet you they're. Well, I bet you they got pretty good Internet.

[D]

I would think so.

[C]

Again, one of the weirdest conspiracies in the world. Every single country in the world, enemy, friend or otherwise, have agreed to never explore Antarctica. What is in there? That they all know something's there and they're like, nope, don't touch it. I think it's where the dragons and the spaceships are.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Someone tweeted image of a note that was left for a person who was hired to clean the home of the folks. And the note said to our cleaner, we had. We hid 100 many ducks around the apartment. We do this to ensure the job well done.

[C]

What a dick.

[B]

Please leave all the ducks in this jar. There are also photos of some of the hidden ducks. It's unclear if the person who posted it was a cleaner or the person who hired the cleaner. Cleaner was just a friend, but that went on and went viral. Majority of the people were very upset at that.

[C]

Look, if you're happy with the job, you know it. You don't need a test. You walk in and you go, they didn't do a very good job. Or they did do a good job. I got that homoglow thing for the rental house. I. I found a great cleaner out of that. I also know that the one dude that was terrible at it was the worst ever.

[D]

Same company.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But I got this one lady, she's showing up today. In fact, she's great. She's there for a couple hours, she gets done. I'm not.

[B]

It took three and got one. Yeah.

[C]

I'm not looking forward to like repaint the place. Just make it clean and smell nice and like the bathrooms are good. Keep it tidy.

[B]

There's a new museum that just opened up in Van Vancouver, British Columbia, called the Museum of Personal Failure. It's a pop up for now. Not permanent. The Person behind it was Museum A in Collins. Yeah, she just did a temporary museum, hoping it becomes permanent, but she came up with the idea after a recent breakup, so. Failed relationship. She put posters up around Vancouver with the headline Failures Wanted. So the museum features a dead plant, a divorced woman's wedding dress, failed art projects, an entire wall of rejected job applications and Producers Out Producers album that never went anywhere.

[C]

That's a good idea.

[B]

And she said the whole thing is about rejection. Yep. And failures. It happens.

[C]

We all face it.

[B]

It's a celebration of the fact that failure is okay.

[C]

It isn't, though.

[B]

Everyone fails. It's the only way you learn and grow.

[D]

Right, John? John's right, though.

[C]

Failure's not okay. But it's going to happen. The second you start saying that's all right, you take a step backwards again.

[B]

Well, I understand what she's saying on that.

[C]

That it's.

[B]

Yeah, you're gonna fail.

[C]

Don't define your life. Right.

[B]

Don't survive this.

[C]

Again, from the movie Whiplash, the two most dangerous words in the English language are a good job.

[B]

We got some guy that was clearing the roads near Kansas City. The snow yesterday with snow plow. And somebody shot at him. Ice happened around 9am Nope, it was a guy. Little road rage.

[C]

Just checking. Didn't know this.

[B]

Might have been clearing the roads a little slow or something. They eventually tracked him down about 15 miles away. He admitted he shot at the plow. Charges are pending.

[C]

Mr. Plow. Mr. Plow. That name again.

[B]

Got a guy in Brownsville, Texas, that's in trouble. He was swiping smart toilets out of the warehouse and selling them. Over 400 smart toilets.

[C]

He stole 400? No one noticed.

[D]

They weren't installed.

[B]

You take like two pallets at a.

[C]

Time in the warehouse. Why would they be installed?

[D]

Well, I'm just saying.

[C]

What a pinhead. Worst investigator ever.

[B]

$400,000 worth of toilets.

[C]

That's disturbing. Where did I. Where do I get my hands on one of those?

[B]

Yeah, well, people were getting their hands on through Offer Up.

[C]

Those things are awesome.

[B]

Offer up in Reddit and Facebook Marketplace.

[C]

Those toilets are life.

[B]

I was looking at them.

[C]

Life changing.

[B]

We're getting. We're getting them, man.

[C]

No, I got. I got one on order. I just got to get the electricity put in, and I haven't gotten around to it.

[A]

The Internet. Smart toilets you can buy. You can buy.

[C]

I even know what that means.

[A]

Drowsy Gilbert broads with their ass in the air. Anything on the Internet.

[C]

Even drowsy breath. Incapacitated. I mean, have at the prom queen. She's sleeping.

[A]

Happened.

[C]

That happens on the Internet right here in Gilbert. This place is going crazy. I don't want to be here much longer.

[B]

According to a new survey of Gen z adults ages 18 to 29, 20 say they have asked AI chat bots about STIs or STDs. Oh, and 10 admit they've asked the AI chatbot to help diagnose an STD.

[C]

Does this look infected? AI.

[D]

Can you analyze this photo?

[C]

What do you think?

[B]

Among the gen zers who asked AI and then later got tested, 31 said the chat bot misdiagnosed them.

[C]

It's not a doctor.

[B]

Even though more than half say they included photos along with all the symptoms and they were experiencing.

[C]

If you are taking pictures of bumps on your wiener, take his shots with the doctor because that doesn't happen. Just that's not from laundry detergent.

[A]

I just want to see chat. GPT said you got a bumpy crank. What do you think?

[C]

Well, first off, let's analyze what's going on here. Jesus, an aggressive AI. You just took a picture of your bumpy dick and sent it to me. What do you think I'm gonna say to you? I was kind of hoping you'd say it was my laundry detergent or maybe I rubbed up against the stucco wall. Did you? No. Well, then you got an std, dumbass. Oh, you misdiagnosed me. It was my detergent.

[B]

No, that's a bottle stuck on it.

[C]

What were you doing having sex with barbed wire? Go to the doctor.

[B]

There's a website that looked at all these different categories to figure out the best cities for dating in the US they analyzed 110 of the largest US cities, determine which one's the best for dating. Considering stuff like dating opportunities, cost of living, quality of life and interest in dating, there's something.

[C]

Something. Check out Homework's Morning Sickness podcast at 98kupd.com Morning Sickness.

[B]

The top 10. Buffalo, New York. Number 10. St. Louis, Missouri. Number 9.

[C]

I go to Dale Hellistry's thing about Buffalo. When he lived there for a couple years, that's when he realized that tan fat is better than white fat.

[B]

Again, if you have a category of interest in dating, I bet you there's there's a lot of people in Buffalo interested in dating. If they ew, but they can't how they look.

[C]

Yeah, because nobody wants to date.

[B]

Got a high interest.

[C]

You're from Buffalo.

[B]

Chicago was number eight.

[C]

Wouldn't say high interest. Pretty high volume because interest would mean they're getting dates. This is a group of people that are undateable.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

This is quantity over quality.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Washington, D.C. number seven. Atlanta, Georgia. Number six.

[A]

Where's Tucson?

[B]

Cleveland, Ohio. Number five.

[D]

If Cleveland's on there, Tucson's.

[C]

Well, it's all lake effect snow and terrible crime.

[B]

Number four.

[C]

See?

[B]

Boston. Number three.

[A]

Oh, that should be number one.

[C]

It's terrible crime. And Pittsburgh.

[B]

Number two.

[C]

Just hideous humans.

[B]

Number one. Rochester, New York.

[C]

Yeah. On the lake.

[D]

Rochester's on the lake. I thought it was like.

[B]

It is amazing. How many lake has he go down the.

[C]

The.

[B]

You know, 10 through 14. You got Seattle, Cincinnati River, Portland, Oregon, and Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

[C]

Just gross. Untanned.

[B]

And then san francisco.

[C]

Number 15, untanned, fat white. Dc not so much, but maybe Atlanta, too.

[B]

But coming in last at 110th, it's Colorado Springs.

[C]

Outdoorsy, active. You know, people always think Colorado is cold and snowy, but it's, like, got as many sunny days as we do.

[B]

A poll of 2,000 U.S. adults who own a dog found that 87% consider their canine to be their best pal. 97% consider them to be as much a member of the family as anyone else.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

And three quarters have shared dialogue with their fairy friends. And they say they use a different voice. A dog voice.

[C]

I speak to my dog. I. I don't cry easily. But the other day, somebody sent me a video of a guy, and he had his black lab.

[D]

Just a blind one.

[C]

No. Oh, as a black.

[B]

Just the one buying a toilet.

[C]

No, no. I'll finish the story if you guys shut up up the thing. And he's staring into the camera. He's got the thing on the camera, and the dog's face is staring right at it. And he goes, I need you to know this. You're my best friend. I like you more than any other human. And you need to realize that you are the greatest thing that I've got. And I'm looking at it, and the dog's just staring at the camera with these loving eyes. He's not, like, doing anything special. And the dog looks away for a second like, okay. And I just went. I'm done. I burst into flame. I was a mess. I was a disaster. I'm like, that's beautiful. And he just wanted to tell his dog and hope, look, I'm going again. Hope. It registered with him. Like, you don't understand, but I do. Because you think about it from a dog's perspective. He's like, you're. You're my world. Like, the dog's like, Best friend. That's it. You're everything.

[D]

You have to have had that moment with.

[C]

Oh, I have him with Bus and Jack. All of them. All of them. Eventually, I make eye contact, and I'm little Frankie, who's blind and old. And I had that moment with him on the couch a while back. And I'm. I just stared at him. I'm like, I had to. I put my mouth right on his ear because he can't hear very well. And I've talked high because he doesn't hear low tones. You know, you're the greatest thing I've ever had in my life with. And his little ears pop up. I don't know what he knows, but you just want to tell them they're the best. And my tears rolling down my face when that dude's telling his black lab. I just need to let you know this. And I'm like, oh, and waterworks.

[D]

Are all your dogs cuddlers?

[C]

No, not all of them. Jack's neurodivergent. He's got all sorts of altitudes.

[B]

He's on the spectrum.

[C]

He is on the spectrum. Like, he makes decisions sometimes around the house. So he'll just go, like, I don't go there anymore. So instead of jumping, we have to move it. You have to move a full table, like a side table for him to come in a room. Now, if it's next to the couch.

[D]

Looks at it, and he stops.

[C]

Yeah, he just stands in the other room. Move it four feet. And then he'll come onto the couch. It's not blocking anything, but he doesn't like it there. And it can't be close. It has to be like a foot away. And it has to be like 4ft to the right for him to. Some days. And then sometimes just. He just stands in one room and he's like, I'm not to going. Going in there. And he stands. He'll get on the couch and just face the wall. Just like, kind of. And he'll look at. Every once in a while, it's like he looks away. He's these Asperger's. He's hilarious, but he's got it. He's neurodivergent. Like, no doubt. Bus, not so much. Bus is the cuddler. Bus won't let me. Bus will sit. He's on me. If I sit down, he's on top of me.

[D]

Well, just. Just 100 pounds of torpedo.

[C]

He just. And he finds me immediately, like, okay, we're sitting. And then it's like, you're not Going anywhere for a while. God forbid I lay down. He's a belt. This goes right across. And I have no problem with it because he's better than anything I know on the planet. See, look at. My eyes are welling up. Nothing better.

[B]

Now it's time for a Brady video.

[C]

All you guys suck compared to my dogs.

[D]

Brady, wipe that tear away.

[C]

You're okay. It's tough, right? Knock him down.

[B]

First one's a video from Toledo's favorite tie bar when he's in Thailand.

[C]

Oh, over in the lady boy bars. Here we go. Ironic that car pulls in right when you talk about this car with a house on the back of it.

[D]

All right.

[C]

Oh, geez. It's a lady boy bar, and the dude's just punching one of the lady boys. She was dancing. Oh, but you don't want a messy forget. That's a lady boy. And she fights back. Oh, she's winning. Oh, my God. Okay. Lady boy bar fight is long.

[B]

Barely anybody.

[C]

Oh, she's trying to expose the penis as the guy's trying to. But I think you're in Thailand. You know, it's about a 50, 50 shot that the dancers are waned. Oh, this chick is front kicking like crazy. He can't take her. She's taking plenty of shots. She's still standing it. She's like, do coo, Kim. She's not gonna make it through the night, but she's gonna put on a show. That guy lands, like, eight shots, and the lady boy gets up and starts winning the fight. Nobody helping. Because they all know you don't mess with the lady boy. They've been through a lot.

[B]

Bumped into another lady boy.

[C]

And dude, that lady boy just held his drink up like, don't spill this Toledo. You gotta go go for that. Quit going for jungles.

[D]

And we were in Krabby, and there's a big bar like, get in there by there.

[C]

Take the boy.

[D]

I think Alex actually went to a lady boy bar because he was younger, but he was. We were walking around downtown crabby.

[C]

Oh, you think that was a problem in Thailand? His age? Well, even six, he'd have been in there dancing. Yeah, lady boys are. That's why you go to Thailand and he goes there for the architecture. Sure.

[D]

Temples.

[B]

Next one's. This is gonna be entertainment.

[D]

Yeah, Brett called it already.

[C]

This is gonna be stupid. It's a little tiny AI under a hand dryer in a public restaurant.

[D]

Oh, yeah, you can guess what.

[C]

He's a foot tall. Brady, what about this did you think was.

[A]

Well, play it let's see.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. It's gonna knock down the middle.

[D]

I want to hear your explanation.

[C]

Yeah, what is it?

[B]

Just. It's funny.

[C]

Is it for you and Kirby or for all us humans? Happens.

[B]

Play it.

[C]

All right, here we go on the men's bathrooms. Got this. I just want to see what it does. That thing just shot me straight through the wall. Like a pop balloon. Exactly. You gotta know better.

[A]

What the.

[C]

It's a one foot person. Nothing about this was gonna be this was my point playing.

[B]

I know that guy.

[C]

Playing cartoons.

[D]

It's sora.

[C]

So it's all beyond AI guy. It's the stupidest thing.

[B]

Well, I'm sorry.

[C]

Well, you should be. That's the stupidest one of all of them.

[D]

What happens when you send me videos at 6:30 in the morning? Ah, an hour.

[C]

There's a gem. Did Kirby send you that and you felt bad telling her it stunk?

[B]

No.

[C]

All right. Do you ever tell Kirby that that video is stupid? Don't ever send your dad stuff like that again.

[B]

All the time.

[C]

Everything she said, she says that to him.

[B]

Great stuff, dad.

[C]

Back off, man. I'm trying to get through school. Just thought you want to see a one foot man go through a wall from a hand dryer.

[B]

She gets nothing but the finest hilarity.

[C]

I'm sure of it. You're a regular still in Mara. All right, Brett, give us something real.

[A]

Well, this is real. We'll stick with Brady's little people thing though.

[C]

Oh, it's midgets. All right, we're fighting. They're in a boxing ring. Ring. Oh, he got a little tiny baby ring. It's wrestling pro.

[B]

Whoa.

[C]

The athleticism on these midgets. He just does this four spins around his head and then they throw each other to the ground. Those are some athletic.

[B]

I was on a car show.

[C]

Wow. It was like he picked him up and spun him like pizza dough. That was cool. All right. It's an old lady in a cowboy hat and a dress. Here comes a dude in a cow outfit. On all fours. Horse. She's gonna peck the cow, isn't she? She's a biggin. She's a country. She's healthy. Oh, all right. She's got the utters of the cow out. One of the udders is the man's penis. Oh, God. What's going on? She's milking the cow. Okay. She's gonna have sex with the utters. Okay. Her top's off. It's better than I expected. I thought those would be a lot worse. Now she's trying to get the milk out with her mouth.

[A]

She's got the tug jug down here too.

[C]

Oh, she does. She's got. She's got the finishing jug. Is that called a tug jug?

[A]

I guess so. I don't know.

[C]

That was it. Some ladies blowing a guy in a cow outfit.

[A]

All right, fine. All right, fine.

[C]

No, I enjoyed the laughing. I just expected. Okay. Oh, no.

[B]

Rubber mallet.

[C]

Oh, there's a little lady reverse cowgirl on a guy on the couch, and she takes a rubber mallet hammer and just swings it into his exposed, undefended balls. Oh, my God. And she's giggling how. What in the world? Oh, man. Never be within arm's reach of hardware. Kill it. Go. There's a guy on a chair. Oh, geez. I'm sorry. That's right. He's standing on a chair, and he's about to fall into a table. It looks like he's like Chris Angel. Oh, and he slips off the thing and smashes his face on the table. That was worth it. That was worth it because he's a douche. And you can tell douche faceplants are always good.

[A]

And then here's a little motorcycle action here.

[C]

Okay. Oh, it hit a truck head on. Flames burst into flames.

[A]

The truck.

[C]

The truck flipped over, hitting the motorcycle. That's how hard it is.

[A]

Hit that ditch, too.

[C]

Oh, my goodness. Jesus. I didn't know that could happen.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Sell your motorcycles today. Oh, my God.

[A]

And let's just go for the big finish.

[C]

It just can't be worth it.

[B]

Arby's special.

[A]

Time for lunch.

[C]

Oh, no. All right. The word Arby's is never good in Brett's videos. That doesn't mean it's time.

[A]

Oh, just wait.

[C]

We have the meat. Oh, she's at an actual Arby's. Oh. Oh, no. She's. Oh, she pooped her pants at the Arby's and reached in.

[B]

It's not real.

[C]

Started to play with it. She's pooping at the Arby's. She reaches into her Lululemons and then starts eating it. And it goes to the. Come on.

[B]

Ringing the bell.

[A]

Did you see the end?

[B]

Oh, yeah, she's empty.

[C]

Oh, she's reaching down and getting her own poop.

[A]

Watch her spread it.

[C]

Oh, no. Oh, there's a poop in her. Oh, Not. No. What's that? Oh, she just starts eating her own poop. Come on.

[A]

That might make the top 10.

[C]

Oh, my God. If she was Asian, I would have thrown up because I have trouble with them. Oh, no. This is the world we live in. They walk amongst us. Brady, that was in an Arby's.

[B]

Rather see a midget fly through the wall.

[C]

Yeah, the AI now seems nice. What would you rather see in real life? A getting abused through drywall or a lady eating her own poo? Yeah, it's tough that you would sacrifice.

[B]

I guess I go for. I go for the poop.

[C]

Yeah, me too.

[B]

It's not hurting.

[A]

You'd rather watch that?

[C]

It doesn't.

[A]

Bye, midget.

[C]

Goodbye. It doesn't hurt anyone.

[A]

Yes, it does. My eyes, My stomach.

[B]

She could get poisoned though.

[C]

Yeah, but she's doing it to herself. The midget getting thrown through a wall through an aggressive hand dryer is. Oh, they're out there, Brady. They're out there. Restaurants you've eaten at. The guy who sat in the chair before you may have reached down and eaten his own poop. Probability is low. But it's out there. There. It exists. I don't want to be here anymore. I really don't. Can we get Xenu to show up? Can you Scientologists get the 747s on the way and pick us up? Can somebody do something?

[B]

Can that black hole. Can they meet?

[C]

Oh, call Maroon.

[B]

I do the need them the collide so you can have this Zero gravity day.

[C]

Said Carter emails and says. I love the talk of all that baby making music you guys had earlier led right into genital mutilation. This is why you're the best last. It's true. The number one for a long time. And that's exactly why it's these 90 degree hairpin turns. That's enough of that. There goes your Brady report, everybody. It's 98.

[B]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fee.

[C]

I have heard enough of this. Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw a him in jail. We're just kind of laughing at the idea that it is our 25th anniversary this year and because like we're.

[B]

I'm.

[C]

I'm working on something. But no one here at the station, like nobody's going to pay for anything. Like the. The radio business that runs us is out of money completely. Like they're. They're running so many upside down stations that the ones that win have to pay for those. So we get nothing. So it'll be on my dime. And we just came up with a great idea and I'd love to hear you guys and your thoughts on it. Remember for our 21st birthday, which got delayed a little bit. So we made it our 22nd birthday. We flew everybody up on a private jet. Got rooms at Resorts World. Got concert to shine down. We went and saw Adam Ray live at the Comedy Store. Poolside cabana all day at the Aria. Hanging out, drinking, having a great time. It was amazing. Private jet home. Everybody walked away going, that is a class operation.

[B]

Now shots of waffle House liquor.

[C]

Oh, yeah, I brought that waffle waffle liquor. That was great. Eggo liquor was phenomenal. It was a great week. A lot of fun. Good group of people. We had an odd number of limbs because one of the dudes had one leg, Peg.

[A]

Oh, yeah, Peg was awesome.

[C]

And he was a great guy. Miss him? He never contacted after, like, we broke.

[A]

Up right after the random one said an eos.

[C]

And he wasn't mad at you?

[A]

No, he was great.

[C]

He had a blast. Okay, good. Because the chick that brought him was mad at the end at another chick. Leave it to that. Yeah, two girls got. So we're thinking, like, for the new one. Since the station won't pay for it, I have to foot the bill ourselves. That we put together the dirtiest Vegas trip in the history of trips where we give five or six listeners a trip to Vegas. Except for can't do the private jet, we're thinking maybe Greyhound. God, only one person. Like, you can't bring a guest and all the winners have to share a room at Circus Circus. Would you still go?

[B]

Who's in?

[C]

Yeah, who's raise a hand.

[B]

If there's a lot.

[C]

The 25th anniversary would be like, oh, boy. And I want to come back down. One person. Like, I don't know. We went with nine and we came back with eight. Like, what happened? We don't know. He's still up there. But yeah, we're putting it together. So we'll get something together. I've got a couple ideas, but everything I say is like. Like, if it costs more than a hundred dollars, though, like, they just start lighting fires and. So you thought Zips was laundering money. I don't know what's going on up there. And. And you know, you know where our headquarters are. Minneapolis. Probably going to get ready.

[B]

They're busy.

[C]

They're busy avoiding it anyway, so we're working on that for you. 25th anniversaries are always good. And man, we need to just do an entire station of love making music because my emails won't stop. That's all I've been answering this morning. If you've got. We'll put a Whole playlist. Maybe Valentine's Day, that's what we'll do.

[B]

That's good.

[C]

It'll be around 12:30.

[A]

Guy come in, host it for us.

[C]

Kiss 12:30s. KUPD. Love making morning. Yeah, I like that a lot. Yeah. We don't have to play because, boy, the suggestion. And that one guy came in with. Who was the band?

[A]

Sleep Token.

[C]

Sleep Token. It was a little sleepy.

[A]

He put the broad to sleep.

[C]

But I could see. Yeah, we weren't like. But he was like, this is a good one. It gets every. He made the bold claim. Every woman age 21 to 35 moistens up to this. They better be standing in the rain because it was a little bit slow. But we'll throw them all in there. Valentine's Day's right around the corner. Incredible. So get on that. On top of it all, Sydney Sweeney has pulled off one of the greatest things I've seen in a long time. And I'm proud of her top. Well, yeah, she went up to.

[B]

She did.

[C]

She put a bunch of bras up on the Hollywood sign, and she got a permit to film and all this. But you're not allowed to touch the letters. I didn't know that.

[A]

Touch.

[C]

She knew that.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, the greatest. And. But everybody's acting like, oh, she's gonna get in huge trouble. She's loving every second of this. That's the best thing ever.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

She's showing, like. So Sydney Sweeney started her, like. It's like a lingerie bra thing. The problem is.

[B]

Is it cern.

[C]

Syrn?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

The problem is she's the model for it. Nobody's gonna look like that. Like, if this. Like, I wouldn't. That is. You have to have a very specific set of cans to make Sydney Sweeney's stuff look right.

[B]

Well, maybe they'll have other women modeling the stuff too.

[C]

They better.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

This is the first time I've ever been four. Like, show a fat girl in that. Because it's not.

[A]

That's what's gonna happen. It's gonna be pigs.

[C]

Well, pigs have to get involved. It's the way we work now. But, I mean, you gotta remember that Sydney Sweeney has such an incredible body right now. Like, that's the body of choice that we're looking past that Sometimes she looks downsy. Like, that's okay. Nobody's. That's winning. And I blame her for that whole movement on the Internet of hot girls with down syndrome walking around. That whole AI thing that gets going. You know, you see that girl walking through the mall.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And they show her from behind. Just walking like, my God, that's the most beautiful. And then it turns around and she's got down syndrome. And nobody says, oh, that's terrible. Everybody's like, turn around again. There's something wrong with all of us. But Sydney Sweeney is. Everybody's acting like, oh, she's in trouble. She's got this going on. And. No, there's no trouble here.

[B]

Pay the fine.

[C]

Yeah. And get all the free advertising ever just for putting bras on the Hollywood sign. And by the way, who would have seen that? You wouldn't have been driving along down there in Hollywood.

[B]

You wouldn't have seen the. From the picture.

[C]

Yeah. Basically, the only way to actually know what was up there. Like, there's something on the. Oh, it's all you. There's something up there on the.

[B]

Oh, And I'm not sure they can. I don't know if they could prevent her from using the photo.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

Well, that would be the only thing.

[C]

Look, they're showing all the videos. Yeah, they're showing all the videos of her getting. Ah, I'm up there. I'm not supposed to be doing this.

[B]

It's.

[C]

It's brilliant marketing. And here we are. It's free advertising for syrn, which I didn't know existed till she did this stunt. It's brilliant. And that's what radio used to do. Radio used to take the risk to get everybody to yell at them. So we get free advertising for stuff. And then we could pay for trips to Vegas rather than put you up five at a time in one room. Circus Circus still awesome. I think it would be a good trip. I think we could make it work. I think. I think all of us heading to Vegas, this James McCarthy. I got a whole bunch of people. I'm in. All right, if you guys want to bunk up in some sort of weird Circus Circus hostel. Now, here's something you wouldn't realize. I ain't staying there. I'll be over at the Aria.

[A]

We'll catch up with you eventually.

[B]

Yeah, we should rent an RV that sleeps six.

[C]

No, we shouldn't. There's the.

[B]

Yeah, we'll give Funk House.

[C]

How about that? We'll see if the rv. Brett used to know some people over at the Cruise America. Yeah, we'll have. Maybe we'll give you guys an RV voucher. Pick each other up and get out there. We'll meet you there. I'm not getting in an RV with those.

[A]

I'm not signing my name on that.

[C]

No, no, no, That'll be. That'll be the company that says yes to it. They'll get a bunch of advertising, but my God. So, yeah, the world's worst 25th anniversary might be happening. And of course, I already know the lawyers in. Are they here? They get wind of this, they'll put. They'll put the brakes on this. And a heartbeat. So we'll do it anyway.

[B]

Well, they're not gonna get wind of it.

[C]

Yeah, well, they're getting wind. I understand he's having some sort of a weird RV to circus circus thing. What happens if one of the listeners slices the head off another one? Well, geez, I think there's a bigger problem there than our legalities. Well, we can get in trouble for that. Can we get in trouble for that? Anytime. No matter what, it's always a risk. If somebody cuts someone's head off and you're nearby or involved, you're probably gonna get bumped for that. So, again, and I have never done this in 25 years. I have to ask you listeners that at all KUPD events. I'd like you to. And I didn't know we had to say it out loud out. Refrain from cutting each other's heads off or mass shootings. That's another thing we got to get insurance for. We don't have to, but our lawyers are idiots. Anyway, keep. Keep your ears open for that. That's all I'm saying. And then you can be a winner and, you know, brag about that trip to Circus Circus for your boy Brett. Crandall's in on that. I'm so. Would Brady be in the same room? I can't sleep with Darth. Darth Brady, cpap? No. Brady would have his own space. Just you listeners would sleep. You think we're staying with you guys?

[A]

Imagine if we had Crandall and Bailey in the same room.

[C]

No. Didn't you hear my story earlier about the guy that was putting his wife to sleep in Gilbert? You think I'm trusting you guys? You're gonna roofie all of us. But we all be a winner, and that's important. Maybe you run out of circus circus like a king. Wouldn't it be amazing if Circus Circus paid? I don't even know. I've never been in the casino.

[A]

I don't know know.

[C]

I think you can get, like, polio at Circus Circus. I think I'm not. All the stuff in there. So old. It's neat. Have you been in it? I've not been in the casino and played, but I've been in There, like this is.

[A]

And that's inside.

[C]

It's like living.

[A]

I was like 12, I think, when that was the only place I could go. My parents brought me up to.

[C]

It's like cotton candy come to life. It's Willy Wonka with like a wink and a nod. Like, there's. There's champagne rooms.

[B]

I mean, when I went through it, he's definitely set up for families.

[C]

Oh, yeah, but like, families that look at you, like, watch my kids for five minutes. Like that kind of thing. Anyway, we have winners all around. In fact, we have one in my hand right here. Her name's Julie Luge. Lua Loogie. Could be Loogie. L O U G E. What do you think? Laug Loud. Log, Log, log.

[A]

Frenchies. And everybody's in already.

[C]

A bunch of people that don't do this Greyhound.

[B]

Hell yeah.

[A]

I'm all in.

[C]

I'd ride on a greyhound with you loons. Although that story in Canada, that dude cut that lady's head off on a greyhound. Maybe. I don't know, Julie Lou, what are.

[B]

The odds of that happening again?

[C]

Love Lightning twice. Maybe on a Trailways, but not a greyhound twice. Julie Loogie won Three Days Grace. She's the VIP winner to that Three Days Grace thing we released. Keep your eyes open for the that ears peeled and all you app listeners, you can win that kind of stuff as well. We got hot releases coming up in a little bit where we plan our 25th anniversary that our station doesn't want to do. It's 98.

[B]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[C]

I have heard enough of this. Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

That'S weird. I don't like that phone. Just. Brady just brought up STDs because that's what he usually does when there's a song on Fascinating talks. He loves them. He won't shut up about it. And because you said that, I turned my phone on and hit a little button there. And it first story was top five schools with std, STD rates. And because they've been on top of the list before, they have sent this particular outlet a cease and desist forever mentioning them. So number one was a school called Attorney Stop University, but otherwise known as asu. They were number one, according to this, that they're the. They're back to be in a party school, which I say, all right, good job. ASU is number one back. Back on top man, which is Fantastic. We used to be the school everybody went to. It was like they're. It was the safety school for everyone. And then they got all serious about business and now they're back on top for being the STD school. And that's what we were known for. And that's when we were great. And that's when football was good. Look what. Look what happened. Football got good again. STD rates shot through the roof. You get a good football team and your college campus becomes more fun. They were terrible while they were trying to be a business school. And now look at them. Good for you, asu. Iowa is second. And I would say that's just because there's nothing else to do.

[D]

And empty cornfields.

[B]

What's going on?

[C]

I can't imagine that. Yeah, I don't. Yeah. Arizona was 17th. U of A. Keeping it alive, but not Grandpa. ASU. Number one in the nation.

[D]

ASU is so huge.

[C]

Now, tell me when the last time ASU topped any of the polls ever?

[D]

When they used to do the college girl playgroup, Playboy issue.

[C]

The Tempe 12. Yeah, that's right. That was the last time. And back when we were a party school and the STDs were number one. Back when we're number one. Let's put ASU back on the map. They got to quit putting cease and desist letters out to these organizations that.

[A]

Say they're at the top of the poll.

[B]

Number one on two. Two separate polls. Because you're.

[C]

Oh, that's. That's a different poll. Yeah, that's coaches and AP people at number two. Coaches and AP poll have ASU on top. Where's Iowa in your poll?

[B]

Not even in the 20.

[C]

Wow. One of them. The one I had was.

[D]

Somebody gotta look at the methodology.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Who knows?

[B]

Yeah. Who's picking on yours by volume or by. I mean, ASU is the largest college. Right.

[C]

Mine was std.

[D]

Check ASU.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Stdcheck.com was the one that got. That seems like a legitimate source. Yeah, it was Iowa, Florida State, Alabama and Auburn.

[D]

It's not a URL you choose if you're just a couple of punks trying to throw up a website.

[C]

No, no. You're pretty specifically stuck to focusing on STDs. You're not going to drift off into, like, what do you guys think of this ICE situation? Like, Minneapolis has an STD problem and an ice issue.

[D]

That's one of the sub articles.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Let's check. How many ice agents have STDs? I don't. They're not gonna get into. Yeah, you were pretty specific, but there you go. Doxed me with STDs. Number one ASU. Congrats, gang. And to the ladies out there, that's pretty good stuff. You know, so long as it's not the. The heavy hitters like. And hepatitis is cured. That's another one. I was talking to a doctor the other day. He goes, hep C, that used to be a mess. He said, come in. Now I can get rid of it in a weekend. Like no kids getting. It's getting easier to just to free up, go crazy. So go get them asu. I'm proud of you. I wonder, you know what they never do community colleges, which, you know, half the reason some of those girls have to go there is because they got those. Oh, mesa is abs.

[D]

It's a glorified high school, isn't it?

[C]

No, it's actually a really good school. It's a good community college. But I'll tell you this. There's an awful lot of people there there that made some bad decisions in high school. That made it. So their first year in college has to be mcc. And a lot of those things are related to bumps.

[D]

Tell me about it. Restaurant workers living in my house.

[C]

He didn't have the bumps, though.

[D]

No.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

As far as you know. But he's not an MCC student either.

[D]

No, but he's thinking about it.

[C]

Well, that doesn't make him a student. No, no, we're all. I mean, I'm thinking about it.

[A]

He thought about paying rent in Tucson too, but, you know, he didn't go that far.

[D]

He does think about a lot.

[C]

Feeding is delicious. He might as well be there. Yeah. I'm thinking about being an astronaut, but I'm not doing anything about it. So I'm not gonna be an astronaut. I want to be a nurse. You going to school for that?

[B]

No.

[C]

Then you're not going to be a nurse.

[B]

Is he still making jeans? Yeah.

[C]

Is he still making the pants?

[B]

Make us.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Well, you never got your measurements.

[B]

Oh, that's true.

[C]

Yeah, there's a reason. Where does he get the denim?

[D]

Oh, he's got a huge thing of denim at the house.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Just in a roll.

[D]

Not in a roll, but it's all. It's like all folded up and stuff. So.

[C]

Yeah, he.

[D]

He made himself two pairs of jeans.

[C]

Made another out of old jeans.

[D]

No, he cut them and he bought.

[C]

A big roll of denim. Yeah. And it just sits at your house.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Waiting for orders.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And he's thinking about going to community college. He's gonna live with you forever.

[D]

He isn't great at yet and he's still working on is the, is the buckle or the, the button in the front.

[C]

The most crucial part of jeans.

[D]

I know but he's got the loops and everything. He just wears belt with it.

[A]

So.

[C]

But he can't, he can't get a button right.

[D]

He gets a zipper and everything is just the, the top button.

[C]

So these are Appalachian pants that have no button. You just tie a rope around it.

[D]

Yeah. Beverly Hillbillies pants.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

You need to just, you need to just cut ties.

[A]

Leave Alex Versace alone.

[C]

Jesus. It's enough. And he came home with a roll of denim and you were like, what's going on?

[D]

Just he had a whole bin full of like fabric.

[C]

Fascinating.

[A]

Where'd he get the money for that?

[C]

Yeah, Doordash.

[D]

Christmas money last year.

[C]

And it just sits at the house.

[B]

Going out of biz.

[C]

And he did that.

[D]

He did that. His mom took him there and.

[C]

And then so he comes home and just doesn't sew.

[D]

Well, he's been working a lot, John.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Which there's.

[C]

Hold on. That's the point.

[D]

There is orders. He's got one and he's got another buddy that's got one. Lisa wants him to, to fix a pair of her pants.

[C]

Well hem and some stuff is nice so he could start like a little.

[D]

I, I tried to get him to do that.

[C]

Come here. High five. Give me a hug. This is. But can you imagine, can you imagine being like, oh, being faced with this.

[B]

Get a tough shed Taylor shop.

[D]

It was 14 months of him, not me, trying to keep it together sanity wise. And he's been earning money and he's.

[B]

Been going the right direction, is going.

[C]

A better direction for the past couple of months. What's up? But I don't like that you're, you know. Still think he's a student in college just because he's thinking about it.

[D]

Fair point.

[C]

Oh, he's an MCC kid. Oh yeah.

[B]

Father. A father can dream.

[C]

John thinks about it all the time.

[A]

You're thinking about banging Dua Lipa too.

[C]

You know that's true. I do have the father. Lots of Dua Lipa and I not only banging, but getting married and loving each other for the rest of our lives. That's different than like reality, bro. Yeah, bro. I'm thinking about being the dean of a college. Oh well, aspirations. They're fun. You want a pair of pants that don't buckle? Yes. Who doesn't?

[D]

It's all part of the process.

[C]

No, like, then you can't make pants yet if you can't make pants. That button. They're not pants.

[B]

It's a rivet.

[C]

It's a beginning. Doesn't seem hard.

[D]

Well, there's snaps, buttons.

[C]

Oh, I understand all the buckling material. Sure, sure, whatever. But go with the basics.

[D]

I don't know which one's the easiest.

[C]

And which one's hardest. You're new. Fire off a basic one he did.

[D]

It's called rope.

[C]

He's a Jethro. Jethro Clampet Pant the drawstring. I'm dying for a pair of these redneck waiters. They're going to be all, I want this so bad.

[D]

They are roomy in the leg.

[C]

I'll say that. The big balloon pants, he just makes giant.

[D]

I want to see wearing the Jethros, not like icp.

[C]

Tell you what, they're. I'm going to throw in a pair of Toledo custom jeans for everybody who wins our contest for Vegas. You have to wear the Toledo jeans all the way around. Circus Circus.

[D]

Winston wants him to.

[C]

Bring your own ropes. Winston wants him to make him pants, get some measurements.

[B]

He goes, just take a 55 gallon drum.

[D]

He says, hold on. I want the whole Canadian tuxedo. I want a sleeveless Canadian.

[C]

Oh, Winston, you have to. How many buttons are on this coat? The kid will just staple it together. That's kid going to school. He's thinking about it. So. Yeah. Yeah, he is. He's. He's mastering some things.

[B]

Kind of designer. He's making pants.

[C]

But, you know, 18 months we talked about MCC and he goes, tell me about it. Like, why are your kids going to school? No, but he talks about it a lot. Just kick him out. Just kick him out.

[D]

There's a. There's a learning curve in that.

[C]

I'm fine with leaving him in the house.

[D]

I'm not against it.

[C]

Just. That's hilarious. I had a rule that I had to waste my dad's money at college. College. In order to stay at the house. So I did. Was no different than what he did. I had no goals. I was working in a restaurant and I'd take a couple classes over at a community college nearby and just keep going.

[D]

That's where I. I would like him to at least dip his toes in the water. He tried it down a View of A. And Japanese was hard. The other college classes were hard.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Because they were scheduled at the time.

[C]

That he wasn't waking up doing that. Matt Silcox says, hey, can you name those? Almost Genesis. I like that. You finish DIY the ending.

[D]

Just make it fancy and go A L, M O, s. How about this?

[C]

This is a good idea. He sews up some jeans, right? And then as part of the gimmick, in the pockets are all the buckles and attachments. And then you. You pick the one you want and it would feel like you're part of it. Just because he can't do that yet. He can make the loops for the ropes. Oh, my God. I've never been happy to be childless. Seems awesome. At least you could take Brady's approach and want your kid to live with you forever.

[D]

Yeah, I don't want that.

[C]

Yeah, he does. I can't. I hope. I hope.

[D]

And to be fair, Alex doesn't want that either. He just doesn't know how to get out.

[C]

He does. Yeah, he. He. Look, he wants it as much as he wants his two year associates from mcc. He's not doing anything about.

[B]

About it.

[C]

Kirby's thinking about going to college. Out of state.

[B]

Out of state? Out of the country.

[C]

Out of the country.

[B]

She'd love to. She's looking at a.

[C]

You're going to send her out of the country?

[B]

She for sure would like to do a semester.

[C]

Well, that means she's going if she wants to do it. Kirby wants.

[A]

Kirby gets it.

[C]

Yeah. You're going to a semester. But do they. Do they offer that at Ohio?

[A]

Like an exchange student?

[C]

Oh, no kidding.

[B]

Yeah, most universities he's.

[C]

No, I know. Scooch over and do that. I had my friend's kids do that, but how about that? So you're going to kill yourself if she's not in the house every day. You're not. You are not going to be. All right? You are not going to. You're going to go. You know where he's going to live? Wherever she goes to school. Oh, yeah. I'm going to wrap it up.

[B]

Be calling in from Berlin.

[C]

You. You. You will. You will not be good. When does she make this announcement so we can brace ourselves? You're fragile as it is.

[B]

Well, you. Well, she has to commit May 1. I mean, for sure. I mean, getting close. Things gotta be. Yeah. That's got to be a done deal.

[C]

And then you get three more months with her. You're gonna be a mess. You're gonna be a disaster.

[A]

Poor Kenny and Laser. They're gonna have to deal with Brady.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh. Oh, man.

[C]

Oh. You're just gonna be hanging around high schools looking for girls that look like her and just want to be her dad. Yeah, you are. Can I call you Kirby Derps?

[B]

Please leave me like that old man that took you on the boat.

[C]

His kid died and he wanted a new one, so he picked me. I got to go on boats with him.

[A]

He's always got Caitlin.

[C]

Oh, that's true. That girl you kidnapped this summer.

[B]

I forgot about her.

[C]

Oh, my God, you're a disaster. Well, maybe we can have Toledo's kid fashion you a really nice noose with one of his rope belts. Oh, I'm sorry. I digress. I was supposed to do something else. We got the hot releases that'll come up next. It's 98 KUPD.

[B]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[C]

I have heard enough of this. Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. It's time for the hot releases. That's where we give you all the new TV stuff. All the entertainment that heads your direction usually comes out. They announce it on Tuesdays and used to always be on Tuesday. Now it's all week long, so you can just keep your eyes open for all the stuff. Few good things that we've talked about on this that we've knocked out of the yard that the whole AI thing Brett's got going on music has changed my entire algorithm for music for sure. Still not available on itunes, though. They got a few.

[D]

Just a couple.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

It's hard to find, but I'm starting to like AI Music more than new music. So this will be a feature that year or so from now. Pretty much going to get dominated by the fakes. But let's find out what's real for now. What's your hot releases? Toledo? You do the first thing.

[D]

All right.

[B]

50,000 songs a day.

[C]

I know. Well, that's now. Just imagine when they get good at it. All right, ladies.

[D]

Ladies and Gilbert, it's back. Bridgerton, Season four, part one.

[A]

I know.

[C]

That's the noise Gilbert makes. I should like great gossip. The social season might look a little different.

[D]

This will be out on Thursday. Thursday, start streaming.

[C]

Dearest gentle reader. Yeah, I know I would.

[A]

I won't be doing a Thursday.

[C]

Notorious gentleman Benedict Bridgeton. He must bow to that most powerful of forces. Mothers, you simply must marry. You'd have not met the right young lady. I am charting a little venturesome course filled with rebel dress.

[D]

They are all right on Disney plus.

[C]

Lady, this just won't do. I need nudity.

[D]

All right on Disney the latest from Marvel.

[C]

Has anybody in this room sat through.

[A]

A. Bridgerton never even turned on the credits.

[C]

I watched that through it.

[D]

I've watched it.

[C]

I haven't watched a whole episode the same. Oh, you've. Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Like, I've been in the room and she. As she's watching it, like, making dinner and stuff, and I'm like, don't you have two TVs?

[C]

Yeah, you gotta get different.

[D]

Well, I'm making dinner, so she's watching on Mean one.

[C]

Have not either. Very.

[A]

Who's making dinner? Get out.

[C]

It's nasty, but it's not it. There's moments of it where you're like, okay, I see what you're into. But four seasons of it, and it's just. I mean, remember how Cinemax was frustrating?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

This is like that, only.

[A]

Oh, this is Cinemax porn.

[C]

It's. It's less than because it's almost kind of cute. It's. There's a lot of. What, Brady? That noise. There's a lot of that. Like, when people get caught in rooms. Oh, no, there simply won't do. And then it's just, like, diverse, which was to be the opposite of the time they're actually playing. And nobody likes reality of Bridgerton. When you're like, well, this would never happen. Those. Those guys wouldn't be allowed in there.

[D]

It's the chick from Gray's Anatomy. She writes it all. So. Oh, she gets to be a little saucy on this one because she can't on network tv.

[C]

Funny to guys, I think, but I don't know any dudes that like Bridgerton. That's like a friend deal breaker.

[A]

Not on this either, but building.

[C]

And no dude has ever sat. Oh, that's true. No dude, no. Again, it's a friend deal breaker. Like, if we're all sitting there and Larry's like, did you guys watch Bridgerton last night? We were like, come on.

[A]

You don't think Stubbings jumping in the Broncos start talking to you about most.

[B]

Of the guys in engineering?

[C]

And maybe Mark might be at home with his wife while she's watching and, like, just tolerate it. That would be my guess. But I don't think Mark. Mark's never once going, you got to catch up with Bridgerton. Season three is awesome. Like, no guy's safe. That it is so specifically girl. And you notice when girls have something like that, we never try to get in on it.

[A]

No, we leave.

[C]

We leave. Like, we let you have it. Hint, hint.

[B]

20 years ago, there'd be Bridgerton viewing.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Didn't you say Mark did that with friends?

[C]

Friends, yeah. He did that with a Ross and Rachel kiss night with a big. They had chips and dip and everything. All right.

[D]

On Disney plus, the latest from the Marvel universe is Wonder Man. Story behind this is Hollywood actor Simon Williams is thrust into the world of superheroes as he gets powers of his own and becomes the new superhero. Wonder Man.

[C]

He's real superhero. Yeah.

[A]

Is this a new character or is this one that has never. Okay.

[D]

As far as I know it's a.

[C]

New character, but it's marvel.

[D]

Ben Kingsley is part of it.

[C]

Used to be a terrorist. He wants to help, so he wants to be a good superhero.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Let's not give him any strange energy to bring. I love Ben Kingsley. Both have a lot of riding on this. Simon, is he playing the character he.

[B]

Was in Iron man because he was an actor?

[D]

Yeah. I don't know if. If it is or not, I would look like so. But yeah.

[C]

So if it would be like if George Clooney suddenly had superpowers.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

But except I think Simon is a struggling actor.

[C]

Was not exactly. So it's what Hollywood stars wish they could do is actually get real superpowers. And that's why superhero power, the self importance of actors, actors on display.

[D]

And that debuts tonight on Disney Plus Shrinking Season 3 is out this week.

[C]

Great show, Great show.

[D]

Better re watching.

[B]

Thank God.

[C]

There he is. It is. It's Harrison Ford. Soon I'm going to play soccer in Connecticut. How you dealing with it? All I want is for her to live with me. That's Brady.

[B]

Weird looking.

[C]

Make whatever mistakes a young woman, woman in her 70s might make. Well, that sounds healthy. I know I got to move on, but I'm so stuck.

[B]

Man.

[C]

Wife dead, his kids moving off to college.

[A]

Life is going to keep demonstrating what you need most.

[C]

And then Harrison Ford's just ridiculous. It's such a good show if you like it.

[D]

Brady, I do wish for a story arc like that with you where you're seeing a therapist.

[C]

Yeah. Smart.

[D]

And you're going through. You're going through a period of hookers and stuff out by your pool.

[C]

No, it be. It would be great. But like he's very neighborly. Like the neighborhood neighbors and him tie. It's very much the Brady.

[D]

Because you know your neighbors, they're nosy.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Except let them think Laser's nosy. So you'd be the nosy neighbor.

[C]

You take in a black guy and let him live in your house like he did as he grew up. And it's very Much like you.

[D]

Would you would 100 invest in his food truck?

[C]

100. He got a food truck and he bought into it. And then he boned his daughter, which.

[D]

You'Re missing is a gay friend.

[C]

Yeah, that's true. Get you one of those.

[D]

Do you have any prospects?

[A]

Let's go down the hall, get them.

[C]

Yeah, we'll get one. We'll get there.

[B]

Over.

[C]

That's true. Get a therapist.

[D]

Bring Mo back into your life.

[C]

We need a therapist. And a homosexual. And the Brady becomes shrinking.

[B]

Michael J.

[D]

Fox is in this season, too.

[C]

About that. Yeah, Michael, he is. As a regular. Yep. I don't know if I can watch that.

[D]

So you can start streaming that tomorrow on Apple tv. Plus really is the wrecking crew. Jason Momoa and Dave Batista have teamed up for a.

[C]

This doesn't happen already in movie on Prime. Well, this was in theaters only like a week ago.

[B]

I can't have two guys who look.

[A]

Like they eat steroid pancakes for breakfast.

[C]

Turning my island into Beirut. Detective, that is uncalled for. Are you gaslighting us?

[A]

You want to tell me why the.

[B]

Yakuza wants you dead?

[C]

This is. This would have been the biggest movie in the 80s.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

The two badass cops and their angry chief.

[D]

And then this debuted, I think officially last night, but they were playing it after football on Sunday. Memory of a Killer On Fox.

[B]

Yeah. Dr. Dreamy.

[D]

Yeah. Patrick Dempsey, he's. Yeah, he's a killer, but his. His memory's gone. He's getting dementia.

[C]

He's a murderer with dementia.

[D]

Like a hitman.

[C]

He's a hitman, but he's not sure who he's supposed to kill.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Who's hiring that guy?

[D]

Well, that's part of his struggle.

[C]

Christopher Malta Santi. All right, how about.

[D]

How about Christopher making the full silver and everything?

[C]

It's been 25 years since the Sopranos, so there's some silver hair now.

[D]

And then last night, the next. The latest season of American Idol with new judges for you all to explore historic halls. Gary Underwood's back.

[C]

Stars that have graduated from Idol. You. Lionel's back.

[B]

Lionel.

[C]

The same judges.

[B]

Was.

[D]

Was Carrie last year?

[B]

I thought. I thought.

[C]

I don't think. Ok. Perry was. Wow.

[D]

So Carrie is back.

[C]

All right, great.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And that's it. That's all I got.

[C]

Brett, what do you got for music?

[A]

All right, how about new music from Shine?

[D]

Excuse me.

[A]

I've been waiting for this one.

[C]

All right.

[A]

Wrath of the Hammer.

[C]

I don't know. Shine. High pitcher Brow. Here it comes.

[D]

Going high pitch.

[C]

Pop. I'M going big growler. Here comes.

[D]

I was hoping the answer.

[C]

Tight. No, it was the gutter. High pitches are ponies running across a field. Low pitches, wolves.

[D]

Oh, that's fair.

[C]

If the video shows wolves.

[D]

Pay enough attention to the video.

[C]

Thor's hammer and, well, Thor's hammer immediately. But if you're doing ponies across a fantasy field. If you're doing ponies across a fantasy field, then you're going to get to high pitch. Thank you. Larry just handed me a note for Brett. Here you go. There it is. Don't say it. He's a horrible man. It wasn't that. We can't have that band. We can't do it.

[A]

I would just skip that one.

[C]

That wasn't.

[A]

Anyway, here's new stuff from Rob Zombie.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

Album should be hitting stores very shortly. I don't have the exact Release date, but February 27th. This is. I am a rock and roller.

[C]

Okay. When you go on the road, it makes you crazy.

[B]

Crazy.

[C]

What? Makeshift. Okay.

[A]

It's radio version.

[C]

Okay, we're good. Come on. Area. I'm a navigator. I'm a space invader. Yeah. Maybe Rob still got him. All right. Interesting.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

His shows are still great.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Good props.

[A]

He's been hit or miss on, you know, some of the songs lately, so.

[C]

It'S beyond formula at this point. It's just.

[A]

We'll get to that one in a minute. Here's new music from TI okay. Let him know.

[B]

All right.

[C]

Safe.

[A]

Don't know.

[C]

Pharrell Williamson just got knighted. Did he? Running through the red light Won't pull over till I'm dead Right. R to the sun ride can up by no bedtime Ain't gonna get no. I like T.I. i'm scared, though.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't blame.

[C]

Lyrics are gonna get us in trouble. I like it.

[A]

This is the soft pink truth.

[C]

Is this real?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Time inside. The violent.

[C]

The violet not violent.

[A]

You wanna be violent after hearing this.

[C]

Oh. The soft Pink Truth is the name of the band.

[D]

Just sit down the hall band.

[C]

Do they ever talk?

[B]

This is over.

[C]

Here we go. Here's the soft pink truth. Are they hot? Oh. What's going on, Brett? I don't know. What? It's just people cutting steaks and stuff on a screen.

[A]

What?

[C]

The worms?

[A]

I was thinking reason I brought it up in truth.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So there's nothing going on there?

[C]

No, not really. Just nothing.

[A]

Just the visuals.

[B]

No going through a wall.

[C]

Yeah. No. That's worse than the thing Brady did earlier.

[A]

Here's new stuff from Mammoth. It's the video just came out. But it's on the the last album. The end. This is one of a kind.

[C]

Wolfie getting it done here. Well, if he's put all that weight back on. Did he get skinny? It's like jelly roll. He tried for a minute. He's jelly rolled up again.

[B]

Mom's a good cook.

[C]

Oh yeah. Valerie can.

[D]

Is that Mary Theater Part of that. That look like some of the shots.

[A]

Might have been Mar.

[C]

Does look like mar. It is.

[A]

Cuz he was here in December.

[C]

Yeah. No, that's got a second.

[D]

Not that.

[A]

No, the Mar has a second story.

[C]

A big one though. That's not. All right, we're in bad. Nice job, mammoth.

[A]

All right, let's get into some AI stuff.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

There you go.

[C]

Can you take my Bung hole Tonight by Glenda Fairbach. Why is it. What am I missing on Glenda Fairbach? Glenn Deferbach. I don't know how it works. Can you take my bunghole tonight? 1960s pop hit. I'm feeling quite wild I want to break the chains with appetites untried Hiding all my fears I don't want to fight can you take my bun hold tonight Take my bun.

[A]

Fun.

[C]

Sing along. I will squeeze so tight. Can you take my Catchy.

[A]

I spread my cheeks Presenting presenter type look.

[C]

Come on.

[B]

I think she get the Serena doing.

[A]

How about Nothing else matters is a 70s soul song.

[C]

Oh, all right. By Wonder Alica. Metallica hit. That's a 70 soul song. Put it on the list. Couldn't be much more from the heart forever Truck. Trust in who we are and nothing else matters. Here we go. Never open myself these ways evidently was number one on the Billboard Hot 177.

[D]

Looks like one of those K tel.

[C]

And nothing else matters. Trust I seek and I find in.

[A]

You this kills it.

[C]

Yeah. That's awesome. Every day for us. Something new. Like it because you can sing along right away. Better. Let's get to the. Let's get to the brain. Taking it back to the church. I'm in on this. Damn. All right, Wonder Alica. You can look that up.

[A]

Let's do. Let's do a little John as a 50s soul version. Get your finger ready because you know this, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So.

[C]

All right. Still going to screw it up. I don't know how this one's going to start. 3, 6, 9. Damn. She fine. Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping she can sock it to me one more time. And roll.

[B]

Get low, get low get low, get low, get low to the window, to.

[C]

The wall to the sweat drop down my ball. That was fun until I screwed up, man.

[D]

Damn, Jordan ears.

[C]

Oh, that was a cool version.

[B]

Yeah, that is good.

[C]

And that's Lil John Little John's get low 50 soul, 50 soul version. I think they'd have said Skeet Skeet Mother effers in the 50 soul version, but that might have caused some as.

[A]

The delay caught up. Are we ready?

[C]

We're good.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. All right. N word or F word?

[A]

This is Ice Cube Ain't got no Haters. Featuring Too Short. Now, I skipped the very beginning because I'm just getting into the song because the front talking is just all.

[C]

Yeah, there's a lot of.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're getting into the song now.

[C]

I think it was. Is it me or was it. No, we had a time last week, but I think.

[A]

I think it was one. Yeah.

[D]

Which means it reverts.

[C]

And that was Brady. That's right. All right, what do you got?

[B]

I'll go with. Oh, mfer.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Hard.

[B]

Damn it.

[C]

Angry. N word. All right.

[D]

Too Short Ain't on In with the colloquial. N words.

[C]

We're going.

[A]

All right.

[C]

Ready? Got a friendly one. All right, here we go. Y ain't got no haters Everybody love Black cash dark vader, you and your woman love to see me coming Come through Bumping little kids running, chasing me.

[B]

Down like the ice cream truck these police, they never light me up I'm.

[C]

That baby that's a friendly N word. That's a friendly N word. Well done, Richard. I didn't expect it to come at me so soft.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Yeah, it's very gentle. Kind of happy in that song, right?

[C]

That was nice. Yeah, I actually enjoyed that. That was a fun, fun one. Thanks. All right. There you go. Damn it. Take me my bunghole tonight and then wonder Alica. Yeah, those are my key.

[A]

And Little John, too.

[C]

Yeah, those are all good. It did sound like John Legend covering a metal hit, which actually people would listen to. Thanks, Greg. Lucero said that. That's very true. I like that. All right. Yeah. AI has taken over, and I'm liking every second. There you go. Those are your hot releases, everybody. Stuff for you to go get shrinking if you're not on. That show is fantastic. From the beginning. It's just a great. Every character is someone you want to be friends with. They're all great. Love that show. That's the best one of the week. It's 98.

[B]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership Fees.

[C]

I have heard enough of this. Homburg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. All right. It is. Let's get out of here, shall we? We don't have much time. Evidently the big headline just popped up all over the place. The people in charge of the Doomsday Clock moved at four seconds.

[A]

I'm out of here. Peace out, guys.

[C]

In the last year, it's an 80 year old clock. We are now 85 minutes to midnight. Midnight. So let's do some quick math, because four minutes is a big jump, right? Four seconds or four seconds. I'm sorry, four seconds is a big jump. So we're 85 minutes away. It says it's now. Wait a minute. What did that say? It said it was four minutes closer. Four seconds closer to midnight than it was in 2025. So if they're moving four seconds a year, a year, we're all going to be just fine. Don't worry about it.

[A]

Can Bruce Dickinson sing that fast with that?

[C]

I mean, that's 85 seconds. 60 or one time. 25. That's 15. So that's 15 years. It moves every minute. If it's moving four seconds a year. And that's a. Evidently a pretty healthy jump. So if it's moving that 15 year. Yeah, it takes 15 years to move a minute. We're not. No, nobody on the planet's gonna be here by the time it hits zero. Unless they jump it up like two minutes at a time.

[B]

Time.

[C]

And then isn't that just pushing it? Like then you're just. That's. Then. Then it. It doesn't mean anything is what I'm saying. It's designed to scare you 150 years every 10 minutes.

[B]

Every 10 minutes.

[C]

Don't worry about it. If they're moving, forcing. Here's the other thing. They only announce this thing when things are awful. The only time I ever hear about the Doomsday Clock is when the news cycle is in K chaos. It's more ways to scare you to death and signal you to be panicked. That way you will, what, tune back into news. You'll click on stuff. Once news became commercialized, it became entertainment and it became a necessity to make you have to watch.

[B]

I don't believe the clocks made by Rolex.

[C]

No, no. It's built by. It's best. It's by the atomic scientists who, you know, they're the ones who argue science all the time and then they come up with this Sesame street clock. And they move it with a hand and go see, like you did that. Move it back. No. Well, if you just moved it the other way, you could give us good news. Why don't you ever do that? There isn't any. There's no good news. You're telling me Amazon prime didn't move that clock back a little bit because it's easier to be alive today than it's ever been in. It's all.

[B]

This positive energy. Santa shows up, you know, I've seen the movies.

[C]

Yeah, exactly. If we all start wishing Mary for Mary, stupid Mary for Mary, Mary Tyler Moore, Mary Christmas.

[B]

Oh, oh, the merrier.

[C]

Look, bottom line, they never move it back. They only bring it up when our news cycles are bad. I already got emails on us. Would you believe this? Things are not right. Like, ugh, they prey on us.

[B]

Have there been.

[C]

They never go backwards.

[A]

It's all about clicks.

[C]

It is all about clicks. It's all about advertising dollars and it's all about the news jumping on it. It's crazy. So the people that have already emailed me this. Have you seen this? What does that mean? I have a doomsday clock and we're 25 years away.

[A]

What does.

[C]

It doesn't mean anything.

[A]

It's called Jay Cutler and find out.

[C]

Yeah, exactly. Like I said earlier, my character for kids, be aware but don't care. Don't be ignorant, don't ignore the world, but stop caring so much. Caring's getting us all in trouble. By the way, I'd also like to take a little credit that there was a news story that came out that 14% of Arizona's educators left the profession until 24 and 25. That's 8,600 jobs says, I wonder how many of those 8,600 you had an influence on quitting, John? Maybe 8,500. I'd like to take credit for all but 100 of them. I think I've been saying that for years and finally the teachers have done it. Quit your job.

[B]

100 retired.

[C]

Well, yeah, maybe. Yeah. The 100 that, you know, went through the whole system and said, that's enough, good night. They took their hard candies and their bitterness and they left. Brilliant that. I have been on the forefront of telling teachers to quit and hear the Here they go. Stop caring so much. It is. Don't let the news fool you. It's easier to be alive today than it has ever been ever. We are more convenienced and have more rights than we have ever had. But when inconvenience makes its Presence known. We get crazy. We don't like being inconvenienced and we take it as some sort of a fascist crazy move. It's not. There's a lot of wrong stuff going on too. But let's focus on it. That clock moves.

[A]

Moves.

[C]

Some dude reached up and moved it. Look in this terrible. It's almost midnight. You're doing that. Stop it. Well, no, if I watch. I moved it myself. Yeah, that's just a clock that you can make it whatever time you want. I mean, I moved it back. You feel better?

[B]

He bumped into it.

[C]

Doomsday clock needs to go. We've assessed a lot of things. That Amazon deal is pretty awesome. Like 10 more minutes. We added 10 minutes. That's not fun news. Oh, it drives me nuts having a debate now with a guy on online scientists say I normally like science. That's not science. That's psychic Bull crap. It's 1001. It's time now for the entertainment drill. And it's brought to you by our friends at the Schwartz Laser Eye Center. I had a guy email me already, said he took my test while he was driving trying to read that license plate in the car in front of him and he couldn't do it. So he didn't realize how bad it was. I've never even thought about it. So he's got his appointment right now and you should do the exact same thing. Do my test if you're on the road right now, look at the car in front of you and try to read that license plate without squinting or straining. Or take your glasses off and see how bad it's gotten. Can you read the plate in front of you? If you can't, there ain't no problem with that. Dr. J. Schwartz will get you all fixed up. He'll have a plan for you, whether it's Lasik, you know, a new prescription, if you're interested in keeping the glasses, or you can get out of those completely. Lens replacement is the route I'd look into. That is awesome. See if you're a candidate and what you're a candidate for and get that 2020 vision back on your face. It's awesome stuff. And they are the best. They got me seeing. They can do the exact same for you. TeamIDoc.com get your complimentary consultation right away. They are the official eye doctors for the Suns and Diamondbacks, so you can trust these guys. It's Dr. Jay Schwartz and the Schwartz Laser Eye Center, Brady Entertainment.

[B]

The Ken doll will be celebrating 65th birthday in March. March you know Ken has a full name. No, Ken Sean Carson. No, it's named after the. The founder. Mattel's co founders, Ruth and Elliot Handler.

[C]

It's not Kenneth, they say.

[B]

Yeah, Kenneth Sean Carson.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. And Barbie was after their daughter.

[C]

Barbie, I'm guessing there's her name. Barbara. Barbara Sean Carson. So it's Barbara Carson or the other brother and sister.

[A]

Yeah, that's kind of creepy.

[C]

Oh, wait. Father and daughter.

[B]

The son of Mattel co founders Ruth and Elliot Handler.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Barbie was named after their daughter.

[C]

Okay, so their brother and sister.

[A]

Yeah, still creepy.

[C]

How many times have we smashed them together not knowing that he's Gonna celebrate.

[B]

His 65th year by doing 65 new things.

[C]

Ken.

[B]

Yeah, Ken.

[C]

He's exploring. We always knew. Turn into. We've always known. Ken. We've always known.

[B]

Some New Yorkers got upset because the Empire State Building shined bright red, white and blue. Blue lights the top of it.

[C]

They lit it up like a bomb pop.

[B]

Patriots won the AFC championship.

[C]

Oh, yeah, you can't do that in New York. What are they doing?

[B]

Yeah, well, evidently they lit it up last year when Seattle won the NFC championship.

[C]

Why don't they do the Seahawks?

[B]

They also went bathe it in green for the Eagles when they won the nfc.

[C]

Oh, you said last. Last year meaning last week. They did it for Seattle too, too.

[B]

Yeah, they did for Seattle. They did for the Eagles in the past year.

[C]

So they did it for both this year.

[B]

Yeah, well, evidently they said they're okay with those two teams. But you don't bring the Patriots.

[C]

They shouldn't do it for any of us.

[B]

Shouldn't.

[C]

No, you're right. But that's where the NFL headquarters are. They're in the Empire State.

[A]

Oh, are they?

[C]

Yeah, well, they have several, but there's an office inside there.

[B]

Did you see the Wall Street Journal or, you know, had the full page ad from Kanye apologizing to the Jews? Yep. He says, I'm not a Nazi or an anti anti Semite anymore. I love Jewish people. I regret and am deeply mortified by my actions in that state and am committed to accountability, treatment, and meaningful change. Well, that's.

[C]

That's nice. Does he put some clothes on that wife of his yet?

[B]

He credits his wife Bianca for his.

[C]

Recovery from Jew Hayden.

[A]

Do you accept his apology?

[C]

Yeah. Again. Do you be aware? Don't care. Like Kanye was just obviously crazy. I didn't.

[B]

He bought a full page ad.

[C]

Yeah, I didn't take what he said for. For like any worth at all. Everything he said were the rants of a crazy man. So when he started screaming about Jews, it's like, oh, he's off the rails. Did he mean it? I had no idea. But I just don't listen to crazy people, so it never was an effect on. I didn't think Jews were that upset either. And I'm pretty much like, oh, Kanye's gone nuts.

[B]

Lost.

[C]

Here we go again.

[B]

Yeah, it was expensive, too.

[C]

Yeah. Cost him a ton of the Adidas money and 500 mil there. Yeah. I have to think that crazy people going crazy are going to do it again. And when a naked lady is the reason why you got better from hating the Jews, I have a feeling there's just going to be an upswing eventually. Again, he's more of a doomsday clock than the actual doomsday clock. We should have a. We're 85 seconds from Kanye losing it against the Jews again. We just. We just ticked four seconds back. Okay, thanks, Bianca. She just gave him, like, the BJ of a lifetime in a yarmulke, and he's like, oh, this is great.

[A]

Great.

[B]

Sign this letter I wrote.

[C]

Yeah, we need to get the money back. But that naked lady that he's got wandering around as some sort of strange slave, she's not the voice of reason either. So I take everything from the Kanye camp with a grain of salt. When the naked lady says he. He doesn't hate Jews anymore, I look at the bigger picture.

[B]

How many times do you think the Eagles have performed without Joe Walsh since 1975? Twice. Joined.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

One time.

[C]

Once.

[B]

And it happened this week. This past week.

[C]

It just now happened. The streak is over. He's the Lou Gehrig of rock music.

[B]

On Saturday, their performance, they're doing a residency in the Sphere. Yeah, in Vegas. He had a flu.

[C]

Could make it.

[B]

Vince Gill and Deacon Fry handled most of Walsh's parts. Next show is Friday.

[C]

Is he going to be back? We'll see.

[A]

They might as well move in there.

[C]

Yeah, they're there.

[A]

They played there now.

[C]

They're there a lot.

[B]

Well, I mean, the other. I said it last week is Metallica.

[C]

Metallica's looking for 2027.

[A]

Oh, I know, but it seems like they've been playing there for, like, two or three years now.

[C]

The Eagles. And did you see back in. Well, no, I know they come back, but yeah, they're. They've been there a lot.

[A]

Staple.

[C]

Yeah, they're Them and Fish the Dead or back and forth with that. And then the actor who played the guy, the savage Michael Orr. Remember the movie Blindside? See what happened?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

He just passed out in his house and went on life support. Nobody really said what happened. I'm guessing heart attack.

[B]

Evidently. Put his thumbs up to his wife. He wasn't doing anything for a while.

[C]

Throw a thumbs up and you're on life support. I'm not so sure that's thumbs up material. Not dead yet is all.

[B]

That means rooting for the best cpr.

[C]

Yes. She's gonna take him in. We're gonna take this savage in. We're gonna make him better with human medicine. Worst movie I've ever seen. Just the most offensive thing you could ever watch. There you go. Larry's not offended. He wasn't offended by Kanye either. He's Jewish. Everybody looked at that and went, and anybody who moved the needle in their own lives based on Kanye. Kanye probably wasn't altogether sound anyway. But I'm glad he doesn't hate the Jews anymore. I'm sure they're going to be real quick to welcome him back with open arms.

[B]

Red still kept his Yeezys.

[C]

Most of the time, people who hate the Jews can say, sorry about that. And the Jews are like, no big deal. They're very. Come on.

[B]

Juju.

[C]

They've been dealing with Hamas for years, going, we won't do it. We're sorry, we won't. And then they do it again. So I'm pretty sure Kanye is off the main menu. Not kosher Larry's coming up next. He's completely kosher blessed this morning, and he will take you through your glorious afternoon and get you all ready. If you're nice to Larry, he's nice to you. He might give you stuff. If you listen carefully, he'll hand it right over. So be nice to him. We'll see you guys tomorrow right here in the morning. Sickness solo.

[B]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[C]

No membership fee. I have heard enough of this.