01-28-25 - BR - TUE - w/Frank Caliendo - Jim Rome Does To Catch A Predator - List Of Sexiest Jobs In 2025 Includes Teacher - List Of Fave Super Bowl Foods By State - Watching Bret's Vids w/Frank

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Release Date: January 28, 2025
Host/Author: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Guest: Frank Caliendo

Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, delivered an engaging and laughter-filled episode on January 28, 2025. Hosted by John Holmberg with the assistance of Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, the show featured comedian Frank Caliendo as a special guest. The episode seamlessly blended humor, pop culture commentary, and interactive segments, ensuring listeners were both entertained and informed.

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1. Welcome and Guest Introduction (00:00 - 06:16)

The episode kicked off with Dick Toledo promoting a FanDuel bonus offer, setting a lively tone. Shortly after, Frank Caliendo joined the hosts to promote his upcoming performances at Desert Ridge Improv. His enthusiasm was palpable as he invited listeners to attend his shows, humorously navigating conversations around upcoming events.

Notable Quote:

Frank Caliendo (00:33): "Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail."

2. Parody Segment: Jim Rome’s "To Catch a Predator" (06:17 - 11:15)

The hosts delved into a comedic parody of Jim Rome's attempts to mirror the popular show "To Catch a Predator." Frank Caliendo portrayed exaggerated scenarios, including humorous and absurd interactions involving the show's format.

Notable Quote:

Frank Caliendo (02:00): "You have sex with a 15-year-old. You said so."

3. Sexiest Jobs in 2025 (11:03 - 16:33)

A segment was dedicated to discussing the Sexiest Jobs in 2025, based on a survey of 2,000 single individuals. The rankings highlighted healthcare professionals, athletes, first responders, and lawyers as the most attractive professions.

Notable Quote:

Frank Caliendo (11:15): "Number one was health care. That sexy doctor was voted the sexiest job overall."

4. Super Bowl Favorites: Foods by State (16:20 - 22:50)

The hosts explored the Favorite Super Bowl Foods by State, offering a humorous take on regional preferences. Arizona topped the list with "Glizzy's hot dogs," sparking a light-hearted debate about the practicality and abundance of hot dog preparations for the event.

Notable Quote:

Frank Caliendo (16:46): "18 for 18 states. Buffalo Chicken Diploma was number one. Arizona. It's Glizzy's hot dogs."

5. Groundhog Day and National Chocolate Cake Day (07:09 - 14:35)

A playful discussion ensued around Groundhog Day traditions and the overlap with National Chocolate Cake Day and International Holocaust Remembrance Day. The hosts humorously conflated these observances, leading to amusing misunderstandings and jokes about scheduling and event promotions.

Notable Quote:

Frank Caliendo (09:16): "We're going to put it immediately. I'm putting a tariff on dirt."

6. The Potato Museum Segment (25:04 - 29:56)

One of the episode's highlights was the Potato Museum segment, where the hosts toured a fictional museum dedicated to potatoes. This segment was filled with quirky humor, including jokes about potato skins, crispy chips, and playful interactions about exhibit displays.

Notable Quote:

Frank Caliendo (28:42): "Papas fritas. That's how I got it. Reverse engineered French fries in Spanish to get papas fritas."

7. AI and Pop Culture Mashups (20:16 - 27:59)

The conversation shifted to the integration of Artificial Intelligence in creating pop culture mashups. The hosts humorously imagined scenarios where public figures like Donald Trump and Kamala Harris engage in unexpected interactions, blending reality with AI-generated fiction for comedic effect.

Notable Quote:

Frank Caliendo (20:48): "Like I've seen Trump and Kamala make out. And I watch Putin and Trump make out, which is hilarious."

8. Viewer Interaction and Final Thoughts (29:53 - 30:52)

In the final moments, the hosts wrapped up with reflections on the day's discussions, maintaining their signature humor. Frank Caliendo expressed his enjoyment of the episode, joking about future visits to the Potato Museum and teasing upcoming content.

Notable Quote:

Frank Caliendo (30:05): "That's the potato factory of jokes. I shouldn't have enjoyed it, but I really had a good time."

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully combined humor, topical discussions, and interactive segments to engage listeners from start to finish. Frank Caliendo's comedic flair complemented the hosts' dynamic interactions, making the show a memorable experience for both regulars and new listeners alike. Whether discussing the sexiest jobs, Super Bowl snacks, or the whimsical Potato Museum, the episode delivered a blend of entertainment and laughter that resonates with Arizona's morning commuters.

Transcript

[Dick Toledo]

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[Frank Caliendo]

Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Frank Caliendo joins us this morning, hanging out because he is promoting hardcore. Oh yeah, Hardcore. Frank. Desert Ridge Improv this Friday and Saturday. Be there. I'm going Desert Ranger Prom.

[Brady]

You're thinking about going?

[Frank Caliendo]

Not to your show? No, I'm just gonna hang around this mall. Let's walk around. Hey kids. There's a comedian here tonight if you want to go to the show. Let me walk you around inside. I'll show you the green room. It's way in the back.

[Brady]

How come you ordered some cookies?

[Frank Caliendo]

No.

[Brady]

No reason.

[Frank Caliendo]

Is there a paradise cookie around? Who wants a cookie? I do. I'll split it with you.

[Brady]

Somehow I remember I don't know where I was, but I was on the radio somewhere. Not as good as this. And it was To Catch a Predator, but with Jim Rome. And it just turned into that. Enjoying those cookies. How great is that? Why are you not wearing any clothes? Buenos dias, senor.

[Frank Caliendo]

That I would watch for months.

[Brady]

How great is this?

[Frank Caliendo]

When in Rome. Great. Buenos dias, amigo. And Bebo Cookies. Bueno.

[Ralphie]

See?

[Frank Caliendo]

You have sex with a 15 year old. You said so.

[Brady]

Como se d? Say cookies.

[Unknown Speaker]

And fuego.

[Brady]

And fuego.

[Ralphie]

See?

[Frank Caliendo]

Great. Let me hit the translate. You were going to bone a teen. Comprehende.

[Brady]

Grab the fish wrap because this dude is going to the slammer. From being a slammer to going to the slammer.

[Frank Caliendo]

Ouch. You were going to grab an underage vine and hang on. I would watch when in Rome for months. Like it could be its own channel. Just on a loop. Like the chive. Got another one. Great work. You see that? You'd be so surprised. You'd actually be nude waiting to have sex with a teen and Rome. You'd be excited for half a second. Jim Rome. Is that your daughter or something?

[Brady]

I can Tell how excited you are by the giant boner.

[Frank Caliendo]

Ebas al goona adolescente. That means you're gonna bang a teen.

[Brady]

How great? By the way, how great is the Spanish language? You can say something that not everybody understands in the us.

[Frank Caliendo]

Great job. Great work.

[Brady]

Traba hondo excellente.

[Frank Caliendo]

Good word.

[Brady]

Close enoughar mucho.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yes, that I would. That's too good not to watch. We gotta get him doing more stuff anyway. Rome's not done.

[Brady]

Pull up. Great take.

[Frank Caliendo]

Great take.

[Brady]

In Spanish.

[Frank Caliendo]

It can't be bueno, taco. Damn it. Maybe taco, bueno, taco, bueno, Santiago buena. Great take. See, you have no boundaries. You brought burrito. What is it?

[Brady]

Grand toma.

[Frank Caliendo]

It's even. That's better than great take.

[Brady]

Grand thoma.

[Frank Caliendo]

Grand thoma is the great take of grand thoma. Say great take. Great take.

[Brady]

He's like a great take.

[Frank Caliendo]

Great.

[Brady]

It'd be. It would be explained. It wouldn't be thoma. Granite.

[Frank Caliendo]

Why? Because isn't the adjective after according to the interwebs? Screw on. Toma.

[Brady]

Toma. Gron.

[Frank Caliendo]

Don't question the Google. Don't question the Googs. Googs knows all. It knows when you question him. It knows when you are sleeping. It knows when you are awake.

[Brady]

Google is the clause. It is Saint Nick is Google. He sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake. Dude is omniscient.

[Frank Caliendo]

He knows when you are awake. He knows when you have a great take. Guantoma. See Grantoma.

[Dick Toledo]

Frank's right, though. That is a double verb.

[Brady]

I believe in.

[Frank Caliendo]

In Spanish. You don't know Gran opinion. Don't you question the Googs. It's a thing I would like to tell you.

[Brady]

What, man? I went to Grantham one time, man. Had a great time.

[Frank Caliendo]

You were in Grande.

[Brady]

Grande.

[Frank Caliendo]

Wasn't it a race? You went to a. Like a. There was an F1 in grandma.

[Brady]

Do it right there, man.

[Frank Caliendo]

Grand toma five. That was fun. I remember watching that on TV. I'm like, maybe I'm into this sport. We gotta get him back too. He's another one. He's doing stuff now everywhere. But it's like. Yeah, but the thing about Gruden right now that's bugging me is that he just shows up to things.

[Brady]

You see him with the snake yesterday? Yes.

[Frank Caliendo]

Like, that's what I'm talking about. It's like he's just there. Like, why is this happening? And why is Gruden part of it? When I met him with you, he had a semblance of. I don't know boundaries or borders. And now it feels like he'll dress as a clown if you want him to. And he would.

[Brady]

Tell you what, man. You enjoying those cookies?

[Frank Caliendo]

What's that thing he says when he the big Nice. Yes. Anyway. Stop it, Frank. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. Brought to you by Desert Ridge Improv. Frank Caliendo Friday and Saturday night desertridgeimprov.com plenty of tickets still available.

[Brady]

I tell you what, man.

[Frank Caliendo]

There's a few. Are there? Not many usually at this Friday's almost.

[Brady]

Friday's on the verge of being sold out on early Saturday.

[Frank Caliendo]

Now you're good. It'll be done. You're done after today. But it is bright if you want to grab those tickets. It's up there at Desert Ridge.

[Brady]

You ever held a python, man?

[Frank Caliendo]

I have. Yeah.

[Brady]

I thought you had, man. You knocked that one out of the park. I set that up. I thought. Am I gonna have to do the punchline? No, Holmberg knew it.

[Frank Caliendo]

Mustache, nose stash.

[Brady]

New man.

[Frank Caliendo]

If it's double entendre, the stache picks it up like it's a web of gravity.

[Brady]

You think he did that joke in here? Oh, yeah, man.

[Frank Caliendo]

I'm holding this python.

[Brady]

It's not the first time I've held one of these pythons, let me tell you. Why does it seem so small? I thought they said a big python. Man, how long and white this thing is.

[Frank Caliendo]

How you doing? Python is 12. I didn't know, man. I didn't know, man. Quantuma. He was gonna bang that python. We all know it was gonna happen. How many times does, like, snakes talk to each other? Go. I get fake jerked off by one more hippie. It's not funny. They still think it's funny. Me too. And we're all named Monty. We're over that as well. Stop naming us Monty.

[Brady]

You ever been to India and stuffed in a bas you ran? That happen?

[Frank Caliendo]

Every time I hear a flute, man, my stuff starts floating in the air.

[Brady]

I mean, that's two double entendres there. The flute and the snake.

[Frank Caliendo]

Man, when somebody blows a horn, I get a little bit pepped up, come out of the basket. Anyway, it's time now for Brady to give you the news. Brady, Ricky, Tikki Tabby man reported.

[Unknown Speaker]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Frank Caliendo]

Hi.

[Unknown Speaker]

Happy National Kazoo Day.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, God. Don't take.

[Brady]

Greetings, dumb dumbs. Oh, Guzzi.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah. Different day.

[Brady]

Bonnie. Why'd you do that to my wife?

[Frank Caliendo]

What was yesterday, Brady? You said Something. And it was ridiculous. And then people were like, is Brady going to mention that it's also International Holocaust Remembrance Day? He's like, no, it's peanut butter jelly time. We're not talking about that.

[Brady]

I like that. You could have ended the sentences. Remember yesterday when you said something ridiculous?

[Frank Caliendo]

Show's over credits. Go ahead.

[Unknown Speaker]

A couple of basis fun facts. Miami International Airport is the port of entry for about 90% of the nation's imported cut flowers.

[Frank Caliendo]

We imp.

[Brady]

I thought you were gonna. I thought you were gonna jump on port of entry.

[Frank Caliendo]

This the mustache makes you think the port of. Hey. Oh, hey. Miami port of Entry. That sounds nice. Underage. They have a section for just this. The little kids coming into the country. Why do we import flowers?

[Brady]

Don't. You can't grow them here then, you know. Yeah, you can't grow them here anymore because they're diverting the water into the ocean and you can't.

[Frank Caliendo]

You can't do it.

[Unknown Speaker]

You can't do it.

[Brady]

We can't grow flowers.

[Frank Caliendo]

The environmentalists have taken. So we have to import flowers. Well, that's got to change. Put a tariff on those flowers.

[Brady]

We're going to put it immediately. I'm putting a tariff on dirt.

[Dick Toledo]

Yesterday was National Chocolate Cake Day.

[Frank Caliendo]

That was it. Chocolate Cake Day. And people like. It's also International Holocaust Remembrance Day. Not to me it's not Chocolate Cake Day.

[Brady]

Why can't it be both?

[Frank Caliendo]

And then our special guest always comes down at those moments from heaven.

[Ralphie]

Hey, Frank, how you doing? It's good to be here. National Chocolate Cake Day. Yesterday I had myself a chocolate cake in honor of the Jews. So I worked them both in, Frankie. That's how I got that. What are you looking at my mustache?

[Brady]

No, it's just a really good.

[Ralphie]

Yes, it is, Frank. Tell a Brady. Hot chocolate cake. Jew Day.

[Unknown Speaker]

You too, Ralphie.

[Ralphie]

Yeah, that's what I said. All right, I gotta go. Good. See again, Frank.

[Brady]

In a minute, Ralphie. The mayor of Heaven.

[Ralphie]

That's right. Keep working on that. We'll put a hard hat on, build a better joke. Okay, I gotta go. All right. See you later.

[Unknown Speaker]

The first Got Milk ad was directed by Michael Bay. History expert has to answer who shot Alexander Hamilton with the radio?

[Frank Caliendo]

All the food in his mouth. Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

No radio.

[Frank Caliendo]

Raymond Burr. I said Raymond, isn't it?

[Unknown Speaker]

Couldn't pronounce. He had peanut butter in his mouth.

[Frank Caliendo]

Perry Mason.

[Unknown Speaker]

He needed milk.

[Frank Caliendo]

Holmberg's morning sickness. That was a Michael Bay joint.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yep.

[Frank Caliendo]

Who knew? Interesting.

[Dick Toledo]

Scaled down, I would imagine from what his original idea was.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, yeah. Three hours and then a love story that doesn't add up. And you wanted an infomercial.

[Unknown Speaker]

30 minute.

[Frank Caliendo]

And then for no reason at all. Pearl harbor is the least important part of Pearl harbor.

[Unknown Speaker]

Someone pulled 2,000 single people to find the sexiest jobs in 2025.

[Frank Caliendo]

Disc jockey. Yeah. Just take myself off the list.

[Unknown Speaker]

Wasn't on the list.

[Frank Caliendo]

I mean, it would have killed the entire study.

[Unknown Speaker]

Number one was health care. That sexy doctor was voted the sexiest job overall. Nurse.

[Brady]

Sex.

[Frank Caliendo]

Women. Yeah, I was gonna say it's a money thing.

[Unknown Speaker]

It's 2,000 single people. So it was a mix. Professional athlete education was number two.

[Frank Caliendo]

Nobody wants to marry teachers and professors. Not sexy.

[Unknown Speaker]

Sexy.

[Frank Caliendo]

Usually you're a little overweight and your hair is short and bad.

[Unknown Speaker]

First responders were number three.

[Frank Caliendo]

Okay. Yes. Firefighters and cops and paramedics. Very sexy.

[Unknown Speaker]

Law was next.

[Frank Caliendo]

You have a.

[Unknown Speaker]

You have lawyers.

[Frank Caliendo]

Toledo's lady friend is a very beautiful woman who teaches. She's the one. You've seen her friends at work. Yeah, she's at school. Right. You looked at your watch? Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

There's probably three in the entire school.

[Frank Caliendo]

That's. That's a pretty good number. Yeah, because most of the time, teachers are like, think back at your high school. There was maybe one. Yeah, maybe one.

[Brady]

This is Waylon.

[Frank Caliendo]

You remember who it is? Oh, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I also have a theory. So in her end of Mesa, a lot of the schools have a lot of Mormon teachers, because the ladies are. That's where they get their. Their teachers from is from byu, Idaho. And so young.

[Frank Caliendo]

The.

[Dick Toledo]

The teachers are, what you're saying, attractive. You give them a few years to get into that Mormon relationship.

[Brady]

Yeah, I'm from byu, Idaho.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I just performed recently.

[Frank Caliendo]

Really?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Crushing it.

[Frank Caliendo]

How the. Did that go? They loved your stuff.

[Brady]

I used to. I got years and years ago, when the people ask me if I was clean, I'm like, I got a standing ovation at byu, at Brigham Young.

[Frank Caliendo]

I wouldn't be able.

[Brady]

And then I would say, even Cosby didn't get that.

[Frank Caliendo]

And now they couldn't stand up. Yeah, he'd been with him the night.

[Brady]

Before, and I don't even have the mustache. Could you imagine with the mustache, with the side.

[Frank Caliendo]

Take a drink. So you got a standing ovation at Brigham Young.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

That's pretty.

[Brady]

From the whole. Young Steve Young.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, my God.

[Brady]

Ran around a little bit and then threw me in.

[Frank Caliendo]

Stood. I thought it was a crowd. It was actually Brigham.

[Brady]

He's related to Brigham.

[Frank Caliendo]

I know. He's like, fourth down, right?

[Brady]

Yeah. Fourth down.

[Frank Caliendo]

Nice punt.

[Brady]

Is that on purpose?

[Frank Caliendo]

I know. It accidentally came out. It happens.

[Unknown Speaker]

Peter makes it very clear they're not a fan of the actual groundhog amongst Honey Phil. They don't want him to use the real animal. So they've come up with a solution.

[Brady]

Use you just Brady.

[Frank Caliendo]

Just hold Brady in there. Six or seven people to hoist Brady up. Winter. And then he just goes back in the hall.

[Ralphie]

Spring.

[Dick Toledo]

Baron Trump could do it.

[Frank Caliendo]

He just folks up.

[Brady]

Some of you know I have a giant son. A giant son who lifts groundhogs out of their shadows. Baron.

[Unknown Speaker]

Their idea this year is to retire punks Tawny Phil. Find a little sanctuary for him to live. And they'll provide a giant vegan weather reveal cake every year.

[Brady]

What a great idea. Wait.

[Unknown Speaker]

Inside the cake. What if it looks blue?

[Brady]

Hold on. What if it looks like Punxsuttoni? Phil. And you think it's punct.

[Frank Caliendo]

Fill.

[Brady]

And then you take a knife to it like this.

[Frank Caliendo]

Let's see if it's gonna be winter.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yet instead of it's blue.

[Frank Caliendo]

You kill it if it screams it's winter.

[Unknown Speaker]

Six more weeks of winter if it's blue. And then if it's pink come.

[Frank Caliendo]

This is a dumb idea that PETA can stuff up their ass.

[Unknown Speaker]

0 chance of happening.

[Frank Caliendo]

Society said the groundhog is not being abused. It's having the greatest life of a groundhog ever.

[Brady]

And Brian Doyle Murray's there.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah. They're the whole cake.

[Ralphie]

They said that would be cake.

[Unknown Speaker]

According to a report out of the UK A mix up involving British nuclear subs almost kicked off an international incident with Russia. The UK Navy was scanning for sounds of enemy activity underwater. Thought they heard a Russian drone sub.

[Frank Caliendo]

Cool.

[Unknown Speaker]

The same sound was heard at least twice. So they started freaking out. The they thought Russia was dropping listening devices on the ocean floor to track Britain's nuclear subs. But after analyzing the sounds they now think it might have been something else. They said it might have been a whale fart.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh. All right. Okay. I thought he was just gonna leave us there. Experts thought it was something else.

[Ralphie]

We'll be right back.

[Frank Caliendo]

Ellipsis News.

[Unknown Speaker]

They've been mistaken for subs before it. The whale farts.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah. All right. Whale farts. You. We were dying to get to that story.

[Brady]

Can you leave us hanging with just cliffhangers? Oh yeah. But on purpose.

[Frank Caliendo]

No. Not on purpose. It wouldn't work.

[Dick Toledo]

We called him. What was it last week? The dangling modifier.

[Frank Caliendo]

The dangling modifier.

[Brady]

You know it's a good morning when you have tears. In your eyes like Jerry Jones. Oh, goodness.

[Frank Caliendo]

Constantly over saturated eyes.

[Brady]

Thanks for this because I was on the verge of grand toma.

[Frank Caliendo]

See? Grand toma you just threw at me. My mother had a grand total machine in the hospital for four months. Grand maltoma.

[Unknown Speaker]

Someone put together a list of the favorite super bowl foods for every state. Come on down, Ralphie.

[Ralphie]

Here we go. I'm back for fat guy news. Fight that, Frank. You lost all that weight. You were no longer in the club. Hot garbage. Being all skinny, but your head stayed the same. Lollipop, lollipop. You look like a giant lollipop. Lollipop, lollipop. An unlikable weird flesh lollipop.

[Brady]

PEZ dispenser.

[Unknown Speaker]

18 for 18 states. Buffalo Chicken Diploma was number one. Arizona. It's Glizzy's hot dogs.

[Frank Caliendo]

That's our best hot dog food.

[Brady]

I just got hot dog though.

[Frank Caliendo]

Who's busting hot dogs out for Super Bowl?

[Brady]

I'm not, apparently. I've never done anybody's house and seen.

[Frank Caliendo]

A mountain of hot dogs like you guys. Go help yourself. Nobody ever prepares loads of hot dogs for guests. Like stores do.

[Brady]

You know, like maybe it's people visiting gas stations.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

On their way to.

[Frank Caliendo]

We got to get something. Can't come empty. 24. Five hot dogs. I've never seen that.

[Unknown Speaker]

There's three states that they call them funeral potatoes or cheesy potatoes.

[Frank Caliendo]

All the Mormon states.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Wyoming, Idaho.

[Dick Toledo]

But they're good.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, they are.

[Ralphie]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

The only other one that is weird is the Nola. It's a soup. It's like a German soup. Potato and cream. And that's how sassage.

[Ralphie]

You had me a cream pretty. I'll eat that all day.

[Brady]

Isn't Aren't avocados one of the most consumed things? Super Bowl Sunday for dips.

[Ralphie]

I'll eat it.

[Dick Toledo]

That's why they always have a Super bowl ad, right? Avocado Mexico.

[Ralphie]

I dip my avocados in dip. That makes it he best. I could dip in a dip my avocados and ranch and then just throw the avocado away.

[Unknown Speaker]

And Wendy's lick. It is turning out Thin mint Frosty on February 21st.

[Frank Caliendo]

They did that last year. Yeah.

[Ralphie]

I thought I was in heaven already, but Brady just put me back. All right, I gotta go. See you guys.

[Frank Caliendo]

Takes a lot to get him up there. That's an auto harp.

[Unknown Speaker]

There's a 25 year old dude in Texas. Could be facing charges after a video showed him using a three month old baby.

[Brady]

I wanted to be done. Yeah, yeah. See, it just proves that it can happen on accident.

[Frank Caliendo]

The day after Holocaust Remembrance Day, Frank, for no reason, in the middle of a story, just hiled Brady just to tell him to stop. But yeah, you need a new signal.

[Unknown Speaker]

A tick tock video. He used his three month old baby to clear the snow off his car.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, you can't do that. You can't use an infant to clean off the snow. Oh, yeah, I mean you can, but.

[Brady]

I think the different things I've used.

[Unknown Speaker]

It happened in Portland.

[Frank Caliendo]

To clean snow off. You've used a human being.

[Brady]

No, I've never used a child.

[Unknown Speaker]

Trying to be funny with it, but it looks a little aggressive. Well, that's what people thought.

[Frank Caliendo]

I mean, it's probably hilarious.

[Unknown Speaker]

And then he might have survived the tide pod challenge early on. And then the kid, the guy that he's a father now.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, he's. It is funny.

[Brady]

He's closed.

[Frank Caliendo]

I'll tell you right now, the reason this is bad is not because the baby's cleaning the windshield. It's because that guy looks like that, right? If he was a decent looking member of society, if he was hot, frosty. He looks like when John Belushi did Samurai Snowplow. He's got the same hair as Belushi doing the samurai thing.

[Brady]

That's not anything different than somebody just playing with their kid, though. It just happens to be right. Utilizing.

[Unknown Speaker]

You know, you're gonna get people he can't use.

[Frank Caliendo]

What's the.

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Dick Toledo]

That's the address screen. Yeah, I got something there. After this video, that's the next video up.

[Brady]

That's correct. Karate Kid with boobs.

[Frank Caliendo]

Karate girl in lingerie. It's not real.

[Brady]

I want it to be.

[Frank Caliendo]

I want it to be as well. That's why AI is so great. Because things we've always wanted will be real. Like sexy karate. We've all thought, God karate just. It's so neat. If it was sexier, I'd totally involve myself.

[Dick Toledo]

Things we didn't know. We need.

[Frank Caliendo]

Morning sickness. 98 Holmberg's morning sickness. Yeah.

[Brady]

Are people still doing that kissing? AI, that was for a couple days. Like there was. They can make two people kiss that shouldn't be kissing. Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Like I've seen Trump. Kamala.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, I've seen Trump and Kamala make out.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

And I watch Putin and Trump make out, which is hilarious.

[Brady]

And that's real though.

[Frank Caliendo]

That did happen. Yeah. That wasn't AI. That was just yesterday. There was a couple. But yeah, I saw that.

[Brady]

You want to play Russian nesting Biden, too.

[Frank Caliendo]

Biden made out with.

[Brady]

When I was a young man growing up in Scranton, Pennsylvania. The end.

[Frank Caliendo]

I wrote a book. My autobiography. Page one. What.

[Brady]

Page? Page one. What?

[Frank Caliendo]

Who's kissing here? Oh, it's. This guy's kissing the supermodel in AI.

[Brady]

It is.

[Frank Caliendo]

See, I want to do that. That's hot. Actually, something about that whole thing is kind of sexy. This. This nerdy dude is making out with amazing women.

[Dick Toledo]

There you go. There's your app.

[Frank Caliendo]

I v A CR.

[Brady]

Las Vegas. Vegas days in Vegas.

[Frank Caliendo]

We're gonna Reviva Las Vegas. We're doing it again. The. Yeah. All right. Reviva. I gotta write that down because I'm gonna make myself do that.

[Dick Toledo]

Pick FAP and Reviva.

[Frank Caliendo]

All right, Vic. FAP's amazing. That's. There's nothing I can control. What's.

[Brady]

What's that?

[Frank Caliendo]

It's Tick Tock porn you'll never look at. No, I'll look at porn on. Tick Tock is fic. Fap. And so it's basically an app. Yeah, every. I don't have the app, but I have a guy named Kevin sent me his. So I was scrolling through him like, this is ridiculous. And it's just like, people. What they do on TikTok. TikTok only, like, naked. It's. It's strangely interesting as well as filthy, but it's.

[Brady]

So it's sexual or it's just.

[Frank Caliendo]

It can be just okay. Depends on your mood, I suppose.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

I don't know what you're doing with it.

[Brady]

What are the searches?

[Frank Caliendo]

I certainly don't care, but if you'd like to fix FAP and make it educational, you could do that, too.

[Brady]

Gotcha.

[Frank Caliendo]

I prefer the first option, which is, yes, it's sexual. There's a few of them. You're just like. What are you thinking? Just, like, gross. Well, that's true of all things. So, like, she's just disgusting and she thinks people want to watch her, and I did, so I guess she was right. No, they don't get, like, fetishy. I'm sure you could find it. But they have, you know, just doing dirty.

[Brady]

Just clean, dirty stuff.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, like. But like, not like. Yeah, not like stuffing toes or, you know, doing weird things.

[Unknown Speaker]

Speaking of, Brett, the basics.

[Frank Caliendo]

You got any videos, Brett? You don't got any?

[Unknown Speaker]

No.

[Frank Caliendo]

All right, here we go.

[Brady]

Let's just look at.

[Frank Caliendo]

Watch the tv.

[Brady]

Let's just look at Brady's.

[Unknown Speaker]

Let's see the kids scrub the windshield.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, that was cute. Let's see what Brett's got. Not Cute. We'll start with this. Let's see. What snowblowers. Brett has a little motorcycle action. Guy walking down the street and he said, goes a motorcycle? Oh, you don't see it? Come on. But a car goes the other way. And half the motorcyclist is on the mirror.

[Unknown Speaker]

That was just the limb.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, my God. Yeah, that's just his. His arm. It's just a. He clips the side of a car and some of them comes off and you don't see it. It's just. Oh, that's horrible. That's a mystery. That's an M. Night Shyamalan video you just did.

[Unknown Speaker]

He kept going.

[Frank Caliendo]

What do you do, guys? Arms stuck to your car. You didn't do anything. It's kind of his fault.

[Brady]

I see Shred people.

[Frank Caliendo]

We'll go over here. Oh, it's a topless girl. She's fairly attractive.

[Brady]

It's gonna be a guy.

[Frank Caliendo]

That's what I was thinking too, Harry. Armpit. So she's ital. That hair is like one of those. It looks like her vagina. Her vagina's wearing one of those Russian hats. Yeah, she's got it. What kind of hair situation is this?

[Brady]

I see sweetums from the Muppets. Hey, guys, wait for me. Holy crap.

[Frank Caliendo]

Ass crack. All the way through.

[Brady]

It is. Why?

[Frank Caliendo]

Why indeed.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a little bit of Waldo the Magnificent in there.

[Frank Caliendo]

There is no God. It looks like somebody stepped on a. Like a ding Dong.

[Unknown Speaker]

That does look like.

[Brady]

It does look like. There is some sort of small animal that's been turned into a rug. Wait a second.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah. Who said Patrick? Starfish.

[Brady]

That is exactly it.

[Frank Caliendo]

I'm not seeing Patrick. I see the shit.

[Brady]

Put it back to that spot. The sp. The shit Right there.

[Unknown Speaker]

It's black.

[Frank Caliendo]

There it is. No, I guess it has that. I see once you say it. Hey, SpongeBob. Patrick.

[Ralphie]

What did you do? You're all dirty and in someone's ass.

[Brady]

God. Why not?

[Ralphie]

We have to ban another episode.

[Frank Caliendo]

Wow. Okay.

[Brady]

Maybe get off the screen.

[Frank Caliendo]

No, I want to stare at that for months. What is it?

[Brady]

And then.

[Frank Caliendo]

Do you see your armpits? I noticed her armpits were really hairy, so I didn't know. I didn't know we were going out road, though. She doesn't have any hygiene.

[Brady]

And then this one Bailey sent over.

[Frank Caliendo]

Since Brady missed everything yesterday. The Holocaust remembrance. I don't know if I want to watch this. Oh. Oh. It's a guy dressed as a Nazi banging his head against a wall. Is it a woman? That's A woman. It's a woman dressed as a Nazi. I got you this time. Okay, so there's a African American serviceman talking to the Nazi.

[Brady]

I think it's.

[Frank Caliendo]

And she's yelling Heigl and Beetlejuice. Let's just skip ahead here.

[Unknown Speaker]

It's an audition.

[Frank Caliendo]

My whole Courtney Love.

[Brady]

Courtney.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh. So we're looking at. They're doing. They're building a story that the Nazis beat the Americans. And then she's like. She's demanding to do sexual things to this American serviceman. And she's saying rather vulgar stuff about. This is one you haven't seen before. No, I don't think. And then our American serviceman is contemplating having sex with this Nazi.

[Dick Toledo]

What are you doing?

[Frank Caliendo]

She went Seinfeld. Yeah. This is bad.

[Unknown Speaker]

This is acting.

[Frank Caliendo]

Taylor Sheridan's worst work. He's got a picture of Hitler.

[Dick Toledo]

He's gonna stick his wing through it.

[Frank Caliendo]

And he put his wiener. Now the fear. The black man has taken his gigantic.

[Ralphie]

Okay.

[Unknown Speaker]

Why is that so brilliant?

[Frank Caliendo]

So he put his wiener through the back of Hitler's head and out his mouth through the picture. And now she's performing on the Furious photograph with a massive black.

[Brady]

I tell you what, man. Similar to the snake video I did yesterday. Man.

[Frank Caliendo]

Now a Nazi. I don't know what I'm looking at. This is a fever dream. And there's just a close up. We'll just sit in there. That was how he taught her a lesson. Yeah. Yeah.

[Brady]

I feel.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Educated when I come.

[Frank Caliendo]

And that is why. And you know what? I can see it right now even though you can't because I've done this radio thing a long time. All the kids at BYU are standing up and clapping. We're getting byu, Rexburg. We're getting our stand up ovation or standing ovation next.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that the one with. That's the one with the potato museum, I think.

[Frank Caliendo]

Okay. That may be the worst beginning of a conversation I have ever heard. Oh, that's the place next to the potato museum. I'll go in the other room and kill myself.

[Brady]

Grand Toma. Grand toma.

[Frank Caliendo]

Thanks for bringing me the potato museum. Chatter.

[Brady]

Great work, Toma. Auto.

[Frank Caliendo]

Let's take a look in this room. This is where we shave down the taters and make chips. Behold. Over here is the skins. You know them from Potato skins for all you folks scoring at home. Great work, Grantoma. Oh, you Spanish people. Potato. I don't know how you say it. How do you say potatoes? Potato Oats.

[Brady]

Papas.

[Frank Caliendo]

Papas. Is that right?

[Dick Toledo]

Papas Fritas.

[Brady]

Papas fritas. That's how I got it. Reverse engineered French fries in Spanish to get papas fritas.

[Frank Caliendo]

Great. You didn't pay extra, so you cannot go to the fry room in the potato museum. But it exists. Trust me. And it is marvelous. Greatest, greatest museum ever.

[Brady]

Over here is the hero they worship. Mr.

[Frank Caliendo]

Potato Head is our God. Piel de papa, the potato skin. Great work, Grantoma. Yeah, Nobody's ever started a sentence and wanted that conversation to continue to go, oh, that's right next to the potato museum. Oh, yeah. Bye. Most boring man ever. That's next to the cardboard factory. Such a fan of. Anyway, well, there you go. Congratulations, everybody. That video was unique. I don't know if we can use that for the top 10. Yeah, something about it's disturbing. Yeah, it's. But it's not racist. No. In the end, the blacks win.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

[Frank Caliendo]

Absolutely. And Hitler gets his. Yes.

[Unknown Speaker]

I mean, score one USA People getting together.

[Frank Caliendo]

That is making America great again. Like, 70 years later, we're still mad.

[Brady]

At it coming together.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, that's exactly right. Brett, if you ever want to tame a crazy, sexy Nazi broad, shove your wang through the back of Hitler's head and make her go to work.

[Brady]

Courtney fits like a Glo.

[Frank Caliendo]

That one got me. It's so dumb. And that's almost the potato factory of jokes. I shouldn't have enjoyed it, but I really had a good time, and I may go back. I'm gonna talk about it with others. I never thought I'd. Have you guys ever been to that potato museum? It's like, shut up. No, trust me. It's like Lord of the Dance up there. There you go. That's your Brady report. It's 98.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[Brady]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Dick Toledo]

No membership fee.

[Frank Caliendo]

I have heard enough of this.