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John Holmberg
Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. A little five finger for you. Guy emailed and said, john, they're not going to try that trick again on the Indians with the pox and the blankets. There's a vaccine for. I'm not saying they're using one that's fixed and you can't do it. Then he said it would be a terrorist attack. Exactly.
Dick Toledo
It's not going to be any bird flus that shut down the country for a year and a half.
John Holmberg
Nothing about that.
Dick Toledo
Come on.
John Holmberg
And then a Navajo said the president over there of the Navajo Nation sided with Trump and made all the Navajos mad. So there's a little battle going on. Also noticed on Channel 3's website they're doing a name. The snowplow thing again.
Dick Toledo
Snowy MC Snowface.
John Holmberg
My favorite one from last year, if I remember correctly was Blizzo. I don't know why that one guy. I like that one a lot. Big fat machine pushing whitey out of the way. Blizzo. But it will be like sir Plows a lot. Or is that scoop There it is, right? Scoop there it is actually pretty good.
Dick Toledo
Houston.
John Holmberg
I should enter that.
Dick Toledo
Three or four days of snow and they don't even own a snowplow. The city.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Wow. New Orleans had 9 inches. We have no idea what's going on. But you know it's going to be like, I think they did it last year. They said, let me see if I can find it. Yeah. Last year they had three finalists. Snowbe. Juan Kenobi. Fast and flurious. Yeah. And Scuba Cobra. So just dads with 14 year old daughters were furiously typing in their hilarious. What was your entry, Brady? Yeah. What was your exactly? Scuba Cobra. The answer is clear. If you're a real person, it's Mr. Plow. Because the Simpsons episode will forever make a plow. Mr. Plow. That name again is Mr. Plow. Call Mr. Plow. Mr. Plow. That name again is Mr. Plow. Mr. Plow is the name of your plow machine. Not Blizzo, not Snowy, Juan Kenobi. It's Mr. Plow. And then underneath it says, that Name again is Mr. Plow.
Dick Toledo
By the way, many texts in a row about how you are now a certified member. Holy hell, Holmberg. That joke you said is effing killing me. You are now a certified Navajo. Get started on the paperwork for you to get your own CIB number.
John Holmberg
I don't want that. Do I get a little bit of that casino money.
Dick Toledo
I think that lets you free now.
John Holmberg
The hopies and Navajo's doing it. Yeah, the hopies. I think we were just looking it up. I want to be one of them. Pea posh. You guys have all the casinos. How can I make a Navajo joke in favor of pea posh? Yeah. Oh, no. I get a couple hula hoops and a hat, and I just join up. You can name the snowplow if you're interested. What's the deadline on that? February 3rd.
Dick Toledo
Get in. You got money? Got till Monday.
John Holmberg
Yeah, so be sure to get you.
Dick Toledo
Workshopping anything in the wheelhouse.
John Holmberg
Han snow low will fall out of your face shortly. I know. Anything that starts the anything, bro, you can just replace with Snow. Ugh. It's Mr. Plow. End of story. The guy driving it has to wear the coat. Simpsons fans know what I'm talking about. Mr. Plow coat says Mr. Plow on. He started that plowing company when Homer bought the snowplow. It's one of the funniest episodes Simpsons ever had. That commercial does. He got the commercial.
Dick Toledo
I don't have the commercial.
John Holmberg
The commercial's too good.
Dick Toledo
Hang on.
John Holmberg
And he had. I think he had.
Dick Toledo
Linda, you can get the jacket.
John Holmberg
The jacket is available. That's what I'm saying. You have to own Mr. Plow. The jacket. It's one of them. It's one of my favorite episodes. I think Conan O'Brien wrote that one. It's so. Is that it?
Dick Toledo
Hang on.
John Holmberg
Oh, if you find it, I'll wait for you. Oh, it's so good. There we are. It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on tv. Our driveway snowed in. Old man winter. That's right. I fill your driveways with ice and snow. What are you going to do about it? Nothing. That's what. Stop Mr.
Dick Toledo
Plow.
John Holmberg
Wow. Get out, you lousy season. All right. I'm towing. My head hurts. I have to lie down for a while. Yay. Hello, I'm Mr. Plow. Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snow blowers and the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow? Then call Klondike 5. Call now and receive a free T shirt. He could still surprise you. But I'm a real tightwad. Can I afford this remarkable system? Absolutely. My prices are so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
Dick Toledo
You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?
John Holmberg
Shut up, boy. So remember, call Mr. Plow. Dat's my name. That name again is Mr. Plough. The worst song ever. I love that episode more than anything. The name of the snowblower is Mr. Plow, not Hans Snowlow. Yeah, all you dad jokes can go away. It's Mr. Plow. God damn it. I win. I'm sorry, I get on that. I got off on a tangent on the Mr. Plow contest. And by the way, when you name it, do you get money or anything?
Dick Toledo
Yeah, what do you get out of this deal?
John Holmberg
We gotta start pulling back on this stuff where they act like they're giving us a gift and we're doing the work for someone else.
Dick Toledo
Giving the news our videos.
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah. Take your own pictures and we'll use them on the news. I'm like, that's your job.
Dick Toledo
No, we fired Len.
John Holmberg
We fired all the cameramen. You do it. Well, I got a murder on my phone and they're using. I didn't get paid for that. They used to pay a guy for that. We should have people bring their phones in here and play some music for us. Exactly. What the hell? Why are we doing it? Why don't you do this? There goes Sleepy Snow Biden. Snow Biden. See, that's coming. See that? Didn't.
Dick Toledo
Seven minutes that one took.
John Holmberg
We had actually moved on from that conversation and he still leapt in with the dad joke he could not wait to think of. Got it. Got it. My submission is Sleepy Snow Biden. No. Anyway, it's time for the hot releases. They're upon us right now. And you can get the hot releases delivered right to you in seconds. It's brought to you by our friends@newac.unit.com. get on that deal right now and you're going to save some money. You got money to save immediately a thousand bucks off if you just throw Holmberg in the promo code. That'll start you $1,000 under zero. And then you build your machine in three easy steps. Get that thing replaced before summer gets here. If you're thinking you're not going to make it through the summer, don't wait till it's too late. Please be smart, proactive. It's a genius thing to do. If it's over 10 or 12 years, you're pushing it, and that's all you got to know. And you knew that last summer. And plus, they're more effective and efficient. Like, your bills will go down because the new units are so much better than the old ones. Check it out right now. Homework is the promo code. Save money off the top and then save thousands. Save time. Buy online new AC unit, dot com. Who's first? Later.
Dick Toledo
Don't have a whole lot, but on Hulu on, I guess it's tonight, Wednesday night. Paradise on Hulu is a new political thriller starring Sterling K. You have two.
John Holmberg
Children, James and Leslie. Yes.
Dick Toledo
Also created by this is US Director.
John Holmberg
When did I see Cal Bradford alive? I walked the president to his room. When he turned in at 2204, Sterling came around. The president, or a guard of the.
Dick Toledo
President, plays a Secret Service agent and involves a murder in an exclusive community. Also stars James Marsden, Juliana Nicholson, and Sarah Shahi.
John Holmberg
Oh, I like Sarah Shahi. She's on that show called Sex Life, and she shows her boobs so much you get tired of them. Watch your mouth. She was the one who boned Tony Soprano in Las Vegas when he was on that. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, that one was. She's doing the peyote. Yeah, she's a special lady to be entrusted with. That's like, what, Showtime? I think maybe Netflix? I don't know.
Dick Toledo
You're gonna want to hear this.
John Holmberg
Well, she gets. She does. Brady's right? She gets after it in that show a lot. I don't know if she still looks.
Dick Toledo
The part, but back then, this trailer is very slow, but apparently it's got a lot of mystery and a lot of. A lot of twists to it.
John Holmberg
Okay.
Dick Toledo
Also out on Netflix is season two of Mo Comedian. God damn it. I forgot his name.
John Holmberg
The comedian. That's actually Mo himself.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, Mo himself.
John Holmberg
Oh, I know who this is. I forgot his name, too. It's just. It's Mexican.
Dick Toledo
Just come to terms with. He's. He's Middle Eastern.
John Holmberg
You're Mexican now. Feliz cumblanos. No, he's Mexican.
Dick Toledo
I just said Matt Rice. That is Matt.
John Holmberg
So he's Middle Eastern. He's got to cross the border to get back to America. Yeah, this might be funny.
Dick Toledo
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Or.
Dick Toledo
Or not.
John Holmberg
Totally. Troubling.
Dick Toledo
And also on Netflix. Season two of the Recruit. This was a decent show. It was a good time.
John Holmberg
Killer spying. I don't know.
Dick Toledo
This CIA recruit got in a bunch of trouble in season.
John Holmberg
Is it all karate?
Dick Toledo
This is all new. I haven't seen him do karate yet.
John Holmberg
Thanks for your sister.
Dick Toledo
Okay, so anyway. So that's on Netflix. Last night was the big premiere of the Bachelor. John, are you in on this one? I've stopped.
John Holmberg
When they got rid of the original host, it got weirder.
Dick Toledo
Grant Ellis is the guy.
John Holmberg
He's a good looking man. Now he gets to bone 30 ladies and pick one. I feel like the vibe of the group is like we're all kind of on the page. We're all. No, she's not gonna. Hi. You just know immediately that went. Nope, you're out.
Dick Toledo
Who is this?
John Holmberg
A new person? Is that a new girl?
Dick Toledo
Wait, a new girl? Hi.
John Holmberg
She must be. Is that his ex girlfriend? All right. Why are you here? She means business. She's here for a reason.
Dick Toledo
Oh, she's going down there.
John Holmberg
She's going down on him already. We were making hard eye contact. We definitely were. I was like, hey, holy cow. I still Grant for a second. She's not gonna win anyway. She's got wide face. Out. Out. Not compared to this one. Nope. Let's see. Okay, I am in on that. I got to see that. Ex girlfriend.
Dick Toledo
I'll be mad if I.
John Holmberg
Because all the other girls got mad because she's so hot. Hol's morning sickness.
Dick Toledo
Oh, this one's for Brady on CNN and the History Channel. The foods that built America. Yes.
John Holmberg
Can I take your order?
Dick Toledo
Tom Carville.
John Holmberg
Tom Carvel breaks down ice cream. Gets off. Hello. Soft serve. One culinary rep. That's how soft serve was invented. Truck broke down and it melted. So we sold it for cheap. Gets a 25, 000 investment. Wait, soft serve is just a little bit melted. Ice cream. I've been duped that it's just a little bit.
Dick Toledo
Was in a machine.
John Holmberg
McDonald's machines, because those never work. Yeah, they just give you soup. Yeah. Well, I had no idea.
Dick Toledo
Out on Hulu and ABC is a new documentary. Scamanda, or Scamanda is what they call it. Speaker at her church.
John Holmberg
What does she do? She got diagnosed with cancer. I heard the words. You have stage three blood cancer.
Dick Toledo
We thought she was God's gift.
John Holmberg
Was she faking? Oh, yes. Amanda.
Dick Toledo
Amanda told me she had cancer. I was so devastated.
John Holmberg
A beloved young Christian woman fighting a battle undeserved. We gave our hearts but she did the chemo or just shaved her head. She put their hands on. Prayed on her mega church. Oh, God, heal.
Dick Toledo
They laid. They laid on hands.
John Holmberg
I have cancer because I am now surrounded by the right people in my life.
Dick Toledo
There was just something inside of me just saying, this isn't right.
John Holmberg
She did or didn't have it. All of a sudden, it went dark. She was a liar. Somebody fake cancer. That's.
Dick Toledo
That's a real sickness. Was her business. Business was good.
John Holmberg
Wow.
Dick Toledo
On prime is movies. Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon called. You're cordially invited.
John Holmberg
He wrecks a wedding. Welcome home. Who's in the house? Daddy in the house. Big papa's in the house. Tell them I'll be there in three minutes. All right. We get it.
Dick Toledo
Yeah.
John Holmberg
This is a rom com. Yep.
Dick Toledo
Recycled. Apparently I missed this one last Friday. Star Trek section 31 is out on Paramount. Plus somebody wanted me to make sure I got this.
John Holmberg
If I haven't seen the first 30 sections, do I. Can I follow you? You've watched this already?
Dick Toledo
Yeah. And?
John Holmberg
Not good. Whoa. Not even a three star. Hey, everybody. This is a first. If Brady doesn't like something immediately that bad, it's maybe the worst pile of crap ever invented. You're not even giving it, like the. No, ceremonial. We tried.
Dick Toledo
You know, I.
John Holmberg
Right.
Dick Toledo
I watched the one series. There's so many different Star Trek series. I'm like, wow. Okay. So I dove into one, and it was pretty good. It was the Discovery one.
John Holmberg
I don't know what you're talking.
Dick Toledo
It was like four or five seasons. So because of that, you decided to do this.
John Holmberg
Check out section 31.
Dick Toledo
Yeah.
John Holmberg
What was that?
Dick Toledo
I knew nothing about section 31.
John Holmberg
And just boring.
Dick Toledo
Yeah.
John Holmberg
I'm gonna be mad at you. It's not good. Okay. You just did zero out of five stars.
Dick Toledo
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Oh, this is a first.
Dick Toledo
You kind of.
John Holmberg
I'll give it a one.
Dick Toledo
I'll give it a.
John Holmberg
Don't. Don't you back. You can't do it.
Dick Toledo
You can't do it. Yeah. The effort. We get it. One is still bad.
John Holmberg
There is a zero. You gave it a zero. And then you got nervous that you'd meet Michelle. Yo. Someday. And then you had to give her.
Dick Toledo
One is so much better. Now you say that one.
John Holmberg
Five. Yeah. So he can't do it. There is a zero. And it was your face. So I mean, that's amazing for him. Oh, yeah. Unbelievable.
Dick Toledo
Hey, that's it. We gotta.
John Holmberg
Yeah. All right. Our next one. Brett, go ahead. All right. We should Start out here with new music from the helicopters. Ooh, this is Leave a mark. I like the name.
Dick Toledo
They've been around a.
John Holmberg
It's gotta have a hook. I don't know if this is 80s 90s retro now. 70s kind of became like boring for me. Not bad though. I like the name a lot. I'll give you more for. How about Pentagram? Man, this is always good. Thunder Crest. Here we go. Oh, yeah, low end. What else would you expect from Pentagram? Well, I was damaged by. That's awful. All right, I was. Ryan. Welcome to play to you. It's a little taste bit. That was terrible. Getting ready for you fest. Here's new stuff from Dorothy. This is tombstone town. She's really pretty, isn't she? Yes, she is. Yeah. Boy, you got an evil heart full of venom. Dorsey's gonna be you fest May 3rd with slash slash. May or may not appear. Yeah, she's very true. It's a banjo. All right. It's kind of like Dorothy. We get to meet Dorothy. How about new stuff from Kill Switch? Engage. Who's singing? Jesse. Okay, this is. I believe it's Kill Switch. All right. You know, I know he was the original lead singer, but I still like Howard. Me too. Songs were better. It is what it is. Kill Switch. Very Kill Switch. All right, let's. Let's go to this one. How about Tate McRae? Yeah. She's sliding sports car. She is slut. She's gonna say a dirty word. Her face is like being masked by how great the rest of her looks and how she shows off. Right. She's distracting. But then when you look at her, you're like o her face. They stay away from her face. Cuz the rest of her is being on. Put on display for a reason.
Dick Toledo
She's definitely selling the music.
John Holmberg
Oh yeah. Oh, there's a song. I. I don't get too close to her face. And it isn't bad. It's just not. It's like a 20 footer. 20? It's a 20 footer. Yeah, it's. She's a 20 footer. I'll even go a little further and say she's a three pointer. In the NBA, we're 23 3. And I think the Pussycat Dolls are gonna sue her because the song is the exact same. So there you go. And we'll just skip that one because we did one for them. She's very proud of her body and should be. And then when you start looking deep. I'm proud of her body. 20 footer is pretty good. She's from. She's from downtown. That'll bring us to the game that is sweeping the nation. N word or F word? Today's selection is Ice Cube rolling at twilight. So this is a new Ice Cube. Who won? Did I win last? Oh, you won.
Dick Toledo
I've got a streak going last week, though, right? No, we didn't do it last week.
John Holmberg
Oh, okay. Huh.
Dick Toledo
Ice Cube. I'm gonna go mfer.
John Holmberg
Oh, Brady angry. N word. God, that was. That's pretty much where I wanted to go. I'll just go straight F word, then. Let's go. All right, here we go. I'm about to slide through, ride through and don't give a damn it. There it is.
Dick Toledo
Damn it.
John Holmberg
Strong, hard F word. The streak is over. Homburg wins. Is that a new rush? Yeah, that's new Cube just came out five days ago. Okay.
Dick Toledo
Oh, that's why.
John Holmberg
There it is. Gone. Away from the heavens up on your Brady, I've grown. No, he's not. He's not running from that. That's bread and butter. Whitey's gonna have those tune all the way up and skip that word when they sing along if they're smart. There you go, everybody. Those are your hot releases. It's 98 KUPD.
Dick Toledo
It's not weird.
John Holmberg
It's pretty cool, actually.
Dick Toledo
No membership fee.
John Holmberg
I have heard enough of this.
Summary of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona" Episode (January 28, 2025)
Hosted by John Holmberg with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" delivers a dynamic blend of humor, current events, and entertainment updates. This episode, titled "Hot Releases - Paradise Hulu - Mo S2 - The Recruit S2 - Brady Hated Star Trek Section 31 - Hellacopters - Dorothy - Killswitch Engage," aired on January 28, 2025, and offers a comprehensive look into various topics ranging from pop culture to listener interactions.
The episode kicks off with a discussion led by John Holmberg on unconventional methods of addressing societal issues, metaphorically referred to as "morning sickness." Holmberg remarks:
"The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. A little five finger for you." ([00:33])
He references a listener's email critiquing historical injustices, emphasizing the importance of not repeating past mistakes:
"There's a vaccine for. I'm not saying they're using one that's fixed and you can't do it. Then he said it would be a terrorist attack." ([00:33])
Dick Toledo interjects with concerns about potential crises:
"It's not going to be any bird flus that shut down the country for a year and a half." ([01:00])
The hosts delve into local politics, highlighting tensions within the Navajo Nation regarding political alliances:
"And then a Navajo said the president over there of the Navajo Nation sided with Trump and made all the Navajos mad." ([01:07])
Transitioning to a lighter topic, they discuss the ongoing snowplow naming contest on Channel 3's website. Holmberg passionately defends the iconic name from The Simpsons:
"If you're a real person, it's Mr. Plow... That name again is Mr. Plow." ([01:45])
The conversation humorously compares various entries like "Snowface," "Blizzo," and "Sleepy Snow Biden," ultimately championing "Mr. Plow" as the superior choice. Holmberg emphasizes the cultural significance of the name:
"It's one of the funniest episodes Simpsons ever had... Mr. Plow is the name of your plow machine." ([04:34])
Listeners are encouraged to participate, with a deadline set for February 3rd:
"If you're interested. What's the deadline on that? February 3rd." ([03:36])
Throughout the segment, Dick Toledo shares humorous text messages from listeners, including jokes about becoming a "certified Navajo" and the ensuing paperwork:
"You are now a certified Navajo. Get started on the paperwork for you to get your own CIB number." ([02:52])
Holmberg contemplates joining the Navajo community to enhance his snowplow humor:
"I want to be one of them... You can name the snowplow if you're interested." ([03:08])
Shifting gears, the hosts introduce the "hot releases" segment, featuring new music and promotional offers. They briefly mention a sponsor, emphasizing savings and efficiency:
"Homework is the promo code. Save money off the top and then save thousands. Save time." ([06:15])
The discussion moves to current and upcoming TV shows, with detailed insights into each:
Paradise on Hulu: A political thriller starring Sterling K. Johnson, involving a murder in an exclusive community.
"Paradise on Hulu is a new political thriller starring Sterling K. You have two." ([07:55])
Mo Season 2 on Netflix: Featuring the comedian Mo, the hosts humorously discuss his ethnic background and comedic style.
"The comedian. That's actually Mo himself... He's Middle Eastern." ([08:10])
The Recruit Season 2 on Netflix: Focused on a CIA recruit navigating complex missions.
"The Recruit... This CIA recruit got in a bunch of trouble in season." ([09:34])
The Bachelor on ABC: The premiere features a new host, Grant Ellis, and introduces an ex-girlfriend character, sparking humorous banter about contestant dynamics.
"Grant Ellis is the guy... She's going down on him already." ([10:22])
The Foods That Built America on CNN and History Channel: A historical culinary series hosted by Tom Carville.
"Tom Carville breaks down ice cream... Soft serve is just a little bit melted." ([11:25])
Scamanda Documentary on Hulu and ABC: Explores allegations of deceit within a Christian community.
"Amanda told me she had cancer... Somebody fake cancer." ([12:03])
Star Trek: Section 31 on Paramount: A polarizing addition to the Star Trek franchise, criticized by co-host Brady.
"If Brady doesn't like something immediately that bad, it's maybe the worst pile of crap ever invented." ([13:15])
The "hot releases" segment highlights new tracks from various artists, with the hosts providing critiques and personal opinions:
The Hellacopters: Featuring the track "Leave a Mark."
"I like the name a lot. I'll give you more for." ([14:40])
Dorothy: Showcasing "Tombstone Town," praised for her stage presence.
"She's really pretty, isn't she? Yes, she is." ([15:45])
Killswitch Engage: Introducing new music with nostalgic references to the band's earlier lineup.
"It is what it is. Kill Switch. Very Kill Switch." ([16:27])
Tate McRae: The co-hosts discuss her latest single "Sliding Sports Car," critiquing her appearance and lyrical content.
"She's a 20 footer. I'll even go a little further and say she's a three pointer." ([18:33])
In an engaging game segment, the hosts challenge each other to choose between using the N-word or F-word in a song lyric. They opt for the F-word, aligning with moderation and appropriateness standards.
"I'm about to slide through, ride through and don't give a damn it." ([19:42])
Dick Toledo remarks on breaking his winning streak:
"Damn it. The streak is over." ([20:05])
Holmberg concludes the segment with a playful jab:
"It's pretty cool, actually." ([20:37])
The episode wraps up with a recap of the hot releases and a final plug for 98 KUPD, maintaining the show's signature blend of humor and informative content.
"Those are your hot releases. It's 98 KUPD. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually." ([20:37])
Overall, this episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" offers a lively mix of humor, cultural commentary, and entertainment insights, enriched by interactive segments and listener engagement. The hosts' chemistry and candid discussions provide an entertaining experience for both regular listeners and newcomers.