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Brett Vesli
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Co-host
Well, it looks like the. Looks like Greenland is going to be part of the USA sooner than we thought.
Brady
Oh, yeah.
Co-host
They're getting a gift. And this gift is meant to ease some of the unwarranted stress and threats you're experiencing from U.S. president Trump. Neil Young is giving everyone in Greenland free access to his full music catalog.
Brady
Oh, my God. Greenland. We're so sorry. This is the worst thing that could happen.
Co-host
They will be asking for our help.
Brady
It's a Trojan horse. Neil Young Songs at the ready screaming at you, calm you down She's a cinnamon girl. Every state of Just attacked. Why did they put us through Dish Misery. That's the Dutch. But they're close. They are.
Brett Vesli
He almost sounds like Michael Caine.
Brady
No, that's the Dutch guy.
Brett Vesli
No, the. The Neil Young there.
Brady
What? She's a Santa Mango. That's just the Dutch guys. Mole. No, that's a Dutchman.
Brett Vesli
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brady
Because they own them and I don't know how they sound up and nobody knows what Greenland is. Yeah, Michael Caine is a Dutchman. If you just add a little bit more X.
Co-host
The teaser is out for the Faces of Death remake. Came out yesterday. It will hit the theaters in April. Stars Daiquiri Montgomery from Stranger Things, Barbie Ferreira from euphoria and Charlie XCX.
Brady
Oh, yeah, she's.
Co-host
If you remember that 80s gem, Faces of Death. Oh, yeah. Weren't there a couple of them?
Brady
There were. There were several. We couldn't tell if they were real or not. But we watch it every day on the Internet now.
Co-host
Yeah.
Brady
Why do you need to do it?
Brett Vesli
What's the point of it?
Brady
Well, the monkey scene is people believe. I think that's a real one.
Co-host
I think. No, that monkey one is real.
Brady
It looks like they eat the monkey brains right on the bottom of the table.
Co-host
We've got a reservation for six, remember?
Brady
What? Yeah, and that's the thing that we're like, why did they allow them to film the whole night?
Co-host
It.
Brady
It seems. Yeah, it doesn't. I remember it was hard to get a copy of that in high school and stuff. And Chris Wellock got it.
Co-host
I got Faces of Death.
Brady
Like eight of us went over to his house and all of us. I Was like crying Box video was.
Co-host
Always out of it.
Brady
I was like, 17, and I'm crying because that monkey scene disturbed me. I was upset.
Co-host
Monday was the 40th anniversary of Super Bowl 20.
Brady
That's right, Bears.
Co-host
And up for auction right now at Golden Dot Co. Is Ditka's original sweater.
Brady
Vest from what he wore from the game.
Co-host
From the game.
Brady
Authentic?
Co-host
Are we sure it's authentic? It. The vest comes with a signed letter from Ditka himself confirming that this was a game. Warm, worn vest from January 26, 1986. Right now, the current bid's $82,000. Little rich Brett.
Brett Vesli
Yeah, I was like, I'm out.
Co-host
The auction house says this wasn't Nike or Reebok or. Or some. Someone telling a coach what to wear. This was his uniform.
Brady
Yeah.
Co-host
He was going to wear it every time.
Brady
Yeah.
Co-host
Didn't know this fun fact about Happy Days. Anson Williams. Potsy, who played Potsy? Yeah, his. He was second cousins to the guy that invented the Heimlich maneuver.
Brady
Is that a thing?
Co-host
Dr. Henry Heimlich?
Brady
No, I know that's a thing, but I'm like, does it matter that second.
Co-host
Well, after Heimlich was invented in 1974, yeah. Williams used the Hollywood connections to get Dr. Heimlich onto the Merv Griffin show, where he demonstrated for millions of people.
Brady
If it weren't for Potsy, it would have taken longer for people to learn it.
Co-host
And that's what Potts. He says. He said the. The creators and the cast of Happy Days have helped save more lives than any other program in history.
Brett Vesli
Just thinks, first time we've had Potsy news.
Co-host
Yeah.
Brady
And positive news. If you'd have placed a bet, I'd have said, next time we have Potsy news, it'll be the passing of Anson Williams. But no way off.
Co-host
Potsy did Invent something in 2018 called alert drops for drowsy drivers, but it doesn't seem to be for sale anymore.
Brady
Oh, wait a minute. What's that? The keep you alert.
Co-host
Yeah.
Brady
Oh, do they still have that thing in cars? When you look down, the car all, like, flip out?
Co-host
They do on. Well, it's. It's some. On the Ford and Lincoln, they got a thing called Blues Cruise. Well, if you turn it on, lane departure.
Brady
Oh, I have that. On mine.
Co-host
It'll let you know. If your eyes are looking down, it'll automatically steer for you, but if you're not looking straight ahead.
Brady
And it's called Blues Cruise.
Co-host
Yeah.
Brady
Really?
Co-host
Yeah.
Brady
Are you just making that up?
Co-host
No.
Brady
Okay. Why is it called Blues Cruise.
Co-host
It's what they call it.
Brady
Or is it what you call it?
Co-host
No, I'm gonna look that up.
Brady
I don't think you're wrong, but it doesn't seem right either. And your face is telling me you're kind of making it up.
Brett Vesli
He didn't get the ceiling tiles in.
Brady
So nobody did. That dumb guy kind of thousand yard gaze. Like was that. Because it doesn't make any sense if you're looking down. Why they would call it Blues Cruise. But. Maybe. But it seems like a name that doesn't match.
Co-host
Google says it's just heads up display.
Brady
Yeah. I think you call it Blues Cruise.
Announcer
Heads up, eyes out.
Brady
Yeah.
Co-host
Yeah. No, if I set the cruise control on, it has a technology basically that will steer. Keep the car in the lane.
Brady
Yeah.
Co-host
Do turns.
Brady
Yeah.
Co-host
But you have the minute. If you look away for 10 or 15 seconds straight ahead.
Brady
Believe that. Just don't think it's called Blues Cruise. I think you've come up with that. You've convinced.
Co-host
No, I haven't.
Brady
Where did you hear that?
Co-host
At the Lincoln dealership.
Brady
I'm kidding. I think he's crazy again.
Co-host
Maybe they sent me away with that. Did you Google Blues know who you are.
Brady
And they bet you he'll start calling A good thing Brady's not the second cousin to Heimlich or we'd have never figured it out. We'd just be ramming each other in the ass trying not to choke.
Co-host
Brett. I'm sorry. You're gonna have to pay a premium. But the BTS comeback tour is completely sold out in North America. Damn it. And Europe.
Brett Vesli
I didn't know they were gone.
Brady
Yeah.
Brett Vesli
Even have a comeback Tour.
Co-host
There's only 12 cities in North America.
Brady
Yeah. They went to the military.
Co-host
Oh, really? Yeah. They got.
Brady
They got forced into the military for a couple years. So then they had to come back. And I still struggled thinking that there is a lot of American girls that are into Korean boys. I've never seen it in my life. It just throws me off. I've never gone to a. When I was a kid, I never went into anybody's. Like a girl's bedroom and seen a poster of Pat Morita. I just didn't ever think that the young American girls were into the Asians. But things have changed.
Brett Vesli
To me, it's like the Chris Valenzuelas. They all look alike.
Brady
Okay. That's. The Chris Valenzuelas all looked wildly different. Oh, did they? Yes.
Co-host
Both teams for the Super Bowl Seahawks. And the Patriots are avoiding the 49ers training facility because there's an ongoing investigation on that substation that's near there. That's throwing off.
Brady
Yeah, they've been blaming that thing next to the facility for the 49ers on why they have so many tendon tears on the team. They've got some weird thing next to where they practice. Yeah, strange. Okay. You found Blues Cruise. Blues Cruise is hand free.
Co-host
No, s just Blue Cruise.
Brady
Blue Cruise is hands free highway driving.
Brett Vesli
She's on her way to a BTS concert. Look at that.
Brady
You got an Asian lady. Yeah. Agent. Asian lady driving. Which they're basically using her to say, look, don't be afraid. The car's got it. Their. Their model is an Asian woman. Like, don't worry. The car's driving 2020.
Co-host
Sorry, I threw an.
Brady
Well, yeah, but it isn't about dropping your head.
Co-host
No, it is.
Brady
Oh, it has that feature too. If you don't. If you're not looking for it.
Co-host
Monitors your head position. I have it on my car.
Brady
No, no. But I never like why they call it. It's Bluetooth something.
Brett Vesli
Blue Cruise.
Brady
No, I know. That's what I'm saying. Why the blue? I don't understand.
Co-host
Ford.
Brady
Oh, it's Ford. Okay, now we're seeing it.
Co-host
Oh, is that why.
Brady
That's all I'm asking.
Co-host
I had no idea Blues Cruise.
Brady
I just expected that dog to help me solve crimes. There an Asian version of Blues Clues.
Co-host
That's not a good feature to show.
Brady
Yeah, they're just suck coffee and not steering. Well, if you're gonna watch out the window. Grab the wheel, I guess. So how lazy are you? These hands of mine need to be on my lap. I wish this car did it itself. But if it makes you stare out the window, just drive.
Co-host
Yeah, I'm trying to get that. I'm seeing if I can cut that part out of it. You know, detach it. Just like a. You can turn your screen into a tv.
Brady
Don't do that.
Co-host
I'm just kidding. I did it.
Brady
There's a guy named James who I want to. I will answer your email later. He thinks that I'm. He says somebody is controlling you. He thinks I'm being controlled. He says, I love these. Someone is pulling your strings, John. This is not advertising. This is not about a radio station. This is about integrity as a US citizen. Saying that I witnessed a murder in Minnesota and I won't condemn it. I condemn it. I don't know what happened. But neither do you.
Co-host
Right?
Brady
You think you know what happened. I want to know what happened before I start losing my mind. I think it was terrible. I'll start there. But I'm not going off the clips and what I heard because I can look, you can tell me what you know and I can turn the channel and somebody will tell me the exact opposite. And just because you believe one side doesn't mean the other is wrong and vice versa. So I choose to be the giant panda I've become.
Co-host
Enjoy your checks.
Brady
Which is be aware but don't care because I'm not gonna change. I hate it. Nothing to do. It's 10:14. Larry's coming up next. He's being puppeted by someone today, that's for sure. Sponsored by Ford Blue Cruise. When Larry looks down, the radio shuts off. We're done. You guys have yourselves a great one. We'll see you tomorrow on the morning sickness.
Co-host
It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.
Brady
I heard enough of this.
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This episode of the Entertainment Drill blends signature irreverent banter with oddball news, entertainment stories, and offbeat facts. The crew—John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo—riff on unexpected music gestures, a macabre film remake, Super Bowl memorabilia, surprising celebrity connections, and the quirks of modern automotive technology.
This episode offers a smorgasbord of strange facts, sports nostalgia, and comedic group dynamics—all in the signature irreverent style that defines Holmberg’s Morning Sickness. Perfect for listeners who like their morning show with a side of skepticism and a lot of laughs.