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John Holmberg
Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Wednesday. It is 5:45. This is the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady. There's Brett. There's ladonna, Herbie. Then there's big Dick Toledo. Can't get enough of her, man. She just dominates him. Poor Jim dominates Sharp. Listen to Jim try to deliver some news. And then she comes on and just pounds through my subwoofer. It's great.
Brady
I think I might sit out in the car longer. I just, I get in, hang with.
John Holmberg
She's commanding. I'll say that.
Brett
You got a pair of 15s in your car, man, it's gonna bust the windows out.
Brady
I mean, I heard her introduction, you know, a couple weeks ago.
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah, you need to. Yeah.
Brady
She's like, oh, they got the enforcer.
John Holmberg
She puts it out. Yeah, she's the teacher that. When she spoke. Everybody shut up. Sharp is now like the art teacher who's like, oh, okay, this guy's here on some sort of DEI program. Anyway, it's funny to hear. If you want to hear it, it's on another station. We'll give you a second. Go ahead. But you'll be back. He'll be back, and you'll be back. She commands the room. That's all I'm saying. She commands the room. Pretty outrageous. It is the heels of our fun Homeburg bound beer release last night. Thanks to Four Peaks for having us out. And everybody that showed up crowded was packed. Last night was crazy busy. So I don't know, if it was just us, I think they might have been having a really good night. And we were there. Thank you. I'm going to. But man, oh, man, the place was packed. So we had a nice, a nice evening. The beer was flowing and all good for our friends. At the Humane Society, the puppies they brought.
Brett
Did you take one home? Oh, no, I saw that one.
John Holmberg
Oh, man. It was close call. No, was. You know what? It didn't call to me, but I wanted to hold on to those guys forever. They were adorable. The puppies were so cute. And so they were out there and people. And those dogs are as good as adopted right now. So it's been. It was an impressive thing. We had a good time. So thanks for Peaks. I did. I talked to Casey over there. She's. She's in charge of stuff. And she said, I love this. And she goes, we got a one star review online. And I said, you did? And I said, for what? And she said, look. And she showed me the one star review. And in the comments of this one star review. Now, keep in mind, there's beer, they've got good food, Service is great. TVs everywhere, atmosphere is cool. It's got this old reputation. It's, you know, it's got history. One star review just says, John Holmberg. Somebody got on there. I am the one star. Like, I took away all their potential stars, but still one. And then evidently, when they post pictures of me doing stuff with the puppies or like just hanging out with people, this lady goes on and she says, trash human being. Same lady to trash human being. I can't believe you associate with him. Does wonders for your. Oh, he's such a misogynist. Does wonders for your women's charities. What are you doing about women's charities? And I'm like, well, leave it up to some broad to email in that some guy's got to do better with women's charities. I mean, what am I supposed to do? Everything, ladies. Nothing.
Brett
We do it for the dogs.
John Holmberg
That's right. And by the way, not against Four Peaks or anything, but one of the leading causes for women's problems, his bars. I don't think that you should have, you know, I don't think that you should be barking up the. The beer manufacturer for domestic violence charities. You know, just. They should probably just. It's. It's a leading cause of, you know, your issue. But, yeah, how about you do something for women's charities instead of asking a guy to fix it for you. I can't do anything about that. I mean, Jesus Christ. I know. You need a man to finish everything.
Brady
She went out that night with a goal in mind. She was going to put that view up.
Brett
Maybe we should do it at Postino's next year.
John Holmberg
Yeah, we should have. So.
Brett
So we do it for the women, for the ladies.
John Holmberg
Yes, ladies, I know you need help with your charities. It's not really working out for you. So you need a guy to take over. I'm your man. I'm tired of these one star reviews calling me a misogynist. You broads need a man in charge of your charity so you can make some money. So I had no problem trying to piss her off more. I was like, can you give me her info? I would like to call her and just go, hey, you know, you okay? You don't have to like me. I just. That always almost defuses people who are flexing in the mirror and then get on their computer and flex a little more and they get back in the mirror and flex more and feel great about themselves. And they've never once actually talked to the people they're, you know. One star review. I. You can't enjoy the delicious nachos or chicken wings at Four Peaks because I set foot there. That's ridiculous. One star.
Brett
I bet there was no tan line on her ring finger.
Brady
Not a one new respond and say, you know, sorry you feel that way. We'd love you to come back. Here's some Lume.
John Holmberg
We don't want to smell you again. And by the way, cough up all your cat furballs before you get them. We don't hear you hacking in the back corner. But I couldn't get enough of that. I don't know why that I was just tickled pink at me. Like, for some reason that was better than some sort of like an award saying best radio show as some lady giving a restaurant a one star review. Because I was in it.
Brett
Is it on Yelp or is it on their website?
John Holmberg
It's on their side. I think it's great. Great. I have no, like, it was a. I beamed with pride. There's something wrong with me because I'm like, all right, I can take down a restaurant just for showing up. This is amazing. Goal achieved. But yeah, you can't. You can't be screaming about women's rights, charities and. And domestic battery and all this other stuff to a place that predominantly just focuses in on serving beer.
Brady
Could you imagine? It's the opposite of like the. The pizza. Guy barstool going around. Guy Fieri going to restaurant. You go down and actually shuts down after.
John Holmberg
The better part is that I could go and go, pizza was great. 5 out of 5 stars. 1 star. Never go there again. He ate some of their food.
Brady
That guy ruined it.
John Holmberg
Look at him. He's in there Drinking and eating like a human being. Yeah. So that was my highlight of the night. We had a lot of nice people. Bon Jovi got us some stuff. I got a. A Jerome Bettis Funko Pop. I got a.
Brady
That guy has. He's a. I think Santa Claus.
John Holmberg
Yeah. No, don't you always. Great.
Brett
And then I was bringing presents.
John Holmberg
These people that took their Jeep. A Jeep guy who took his Jeep 4 wheeling out at the Sunflower Mine and brought back a piece of a tree. And then they put the Holmberg Bound logo in the tree. Like he carved out like a. Like a chunk of tree.
Brady
I saw. That was neat.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Like, how cool is that? They took so much time. And that's so much, so much nicer than going online and just saying one star asshole. You know that? So just made me realize not. You can't please everybody. And some people are gonna hate you. And it'll make you laugh harder when they do. But you know me enjoying nachos at Four Peaks is gonna make that lady crazy forever. Guess where I'm going every day until Four Peaks ask me to stop showing up. The day it's a problem is when it. When the shift happens and the one star reviews, because you're there, you know, outweigh the positive ones. Like, the place could be packed. But for every person that's there enjoying Holmberg Bound and helping out the charity, there's two people at home that'll never go there again because I dared set foot in their establishment. John Holmberg, one star review. She wasn't even reviewing me, just reviewing them for knowing me. It's not their fault. They're good people. If you don't like me, you can't blame them still, you know, they'll still do good stuff and pack their restaurant with a charitable cause. She can't see the Force through the trees. So she's just mad at me because she hates me. And that I don't understand because I hate a lot of people. My dental hygienist yesterday was a fill in. I had a cleaning. And she went on and on about having her dad, who's in his 80s, when she found out I worked at KPD, said, oh, my dad used to say squirt me, baby, all the time. And right, I got squirt. I can't understand that guy. She couldn't understand. She goes, and you know, he did so much for the Boys and Girls club dental situation. And I'm like, you know what, John, Bite your tongue. Because as much as I hate that guy, that is True. And there's no reason to crap on that. I don't hate the Boys and Girls Club for doing business with that crook. I would never, you know, look down on anybody given to that charity just because I can't stand the guy that was, you know, doing it. But he did a lot for that. And there's, you know, two things can be true at once. I can hate you and you can do good things. I would never give a poor review to the Boys and Girls Club because the charity person they chose to partner with for so many years was a crooked pile of crap. But he did a lot for them.
Brady
But your dentist got a one star review after.
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah. I went on there like, how dare you? How dare you get in my mouth and start talking about that? She was sweet, super nice lady. But she started talking about Pratt, not knowing that I. That were enemies. But it was, you know. But again, when I see somebody doing a charity event, I can hate them top to bottom. I go, all right, but you know what? That place is doing a nice thing. He just happens to be there. Can't stop him from living. I'm not going to review the establishment now. Next week at Four Peaks, we're having an anti women rally. So I think that's Brittney Griner got traded in the wnba. So we're going to have a super celebration. Oh, what a day for Arizona.
Brady
They made it 27 picks. What they get for Grant, I don't.
John Holmberg
I think she just signed free agents signed somewhere else. Yeah. So she unfollowed the mercury, and that was the big sign. And I'm like, people follow the mercury. And then off she went to Atlanta to play for a team called the Dream, which I found out yesterday existed. So nice job, Brittany. We'll see you later. The Atlanta Dream. And it took me a second, like, what the hell? Atlanta? Oh, Martin Luther King. Yeah, they named it after Speech, I guess, which I don't believe was even in Atlanta. He was. But just call her. I can't call him.
Brett
The Kings trying to find this review.
John Holmberg
Oh, it's on there somewhere. Maybe they deleted it because it was one star and it was meaningless. But anyway, so the Mercury made another trade for somebody who plays for the Connecticut sun. And now you got that lady. And evidently she was good at girls basketball. Exactly. The girls basketball. So I got her. So you got to learn somebody's name. Nobody will know who that is in a couple of weeks. Then Brittany will be in Atlanta. And all I'm thinking is, hey, Sons, what the going on why is the Mercury the active trade team here? What's. What's happening?
Brett
They won three in a row.
John Holmberg
Yeah, they're on.
Brett
There we go.
John Holmberg
Eight of the last 10. And they're. You know. But they're beating garbage teams. I got to hear about. I think it was Alicia. Aisha Taylor. I think the. I think the Aisha Taylor from Whose Line Is it Anyway.
Brady
I'm glad she's doing so.
John Holmberg
The host of Whose Line is coming down and she's gonna play a little basketball for the Mercury.
Brady
Like her?
John Holmberg
She's great. She's been in here a couple times. She's very funny. A pretty lady. I didn't know. I guess they can just draft comedians who host TV shows. Cause Aisha Taylor's coming. She's good. She's. If you watch Whose Line Is It Anyway, she was great. My favorite host of that show was a guy named Clive Anderson in England. But Aisha was my second. I liked when Drew Carey. It's just a funny show. But Aisha being. And now she's a point guard for the Mercury and Britain Griner plays for the Dre. I'm not talking about any Suns news. Meanwhile. Well, they kind of flounder around and tonight will be. But Brady and I are going. You're going with me, right? We're going to the Suns game tonight to watch an actually very important game for them because they're playing a team that matters so. Well, we'll see. But Mercury News dominated the sports landscape yesterday. That was very upsetting. But again, I hate the Mercury. I think it's silly, but I hung out with Sophie Cunningham the other night. I don't think she knows that I'm not a big fan of her league. I'm not against girls basketball. I'm against that league. I think it's been poorly run and it's filled with a lot of barking for no reason. I like this three on three singer moves.
Brady
Last year, just when an opportunity.
John Holmberg
I thought, look, it's.
Brady
I think a lot of people thought that.
John Holmberg
What, the Mercury?
Brady
No, just wnba. Just seeing, you know, the Caitlin Clark thing.
John Holmberg
Oh, wow. That. You know that again, she's interesting. She's a good player. People get mad when you don't like a league. I don't like the league. Holmberg's morning sickness. I think it's been. Again, it's the least. You call me a misogynist. The least feminist thing in sports is the wnba. It's. It's funded by the men's league and they scream and yell that they want this, that and like, well, go out on your own. Well, we can't. And stop saying that men aren't doing anything for your league when they're paying for it. And you want to. You know, it's not fair to act like you're something that's not you. You would fail without it. So acknowledge what it is. It's a league that wouldn't survive if it wasn't being, you know, funded by the other league. So start your own. And I like this three on three thing you do. I think it's great.
Brady
I was just gonna. Is it over or is it starting?
John Holmberg
They got the three on three league and the. And the girls are getting paid a little more because it's a private venture. And it's good. It's good. I think that's a great thing because they're, you know, they can play. It's just the way they're doing it is trying to emulate what the NBA. NBA is boring. Like, you can. That's the thing you can say because nobody gets mad when you're like, hey, the NBA is in big trouble right now. It sucks because they've changed the games to just chuck in threes and it's boring to watch. Trust me, I know. I watch a lot of games and it is a boring league right now. So the NBA sort of sucks right now because it's not entertaining. WNBA is the same way. But you can't say that about them or your misogynist. You just can't. You can't. You can't dislike their league. Which is why I hate it more, is because they're not playing on an even field. If you start criticizing them, they say you hate women. They deserve criticism too. They're in the sports world. I criticize all the men's sports. Nobody ever says anything about hating an entire group of people. But when the NBA is bad, which it is right now, bash it all. It's horrible right now. It's impossible. I have to choke down watching some teams and it's hard to get people to be interested. You can't watch any basketball games because they're all boring. Aside from Oklahoma City and Cleveland. You're not going to get entertained at all watching somebody who's not your team. You got. It's. It's a bad product at WNBA has been that way forever. The minute you say it, you have to be on eggshells because it's like, well, you can't say that about them. It's ladies.
Brady
The threes are a Little more exciting. The times I've seen for the wnba, because they're rarely made. And when you see them, like.
John Holmberg
That's right. It's like a moon landing.
Brady
Yeah.
John Holmberg
It's very rare. And when you see it, you know, that was special stuff. That was special. Yeah, that was. We. We got to see one. Yeah. It's like a 60 yard field goal. It's like, my God. You're not gonna say, well, we paid our ticket price to see that. That was kind of neat. So. Yeah. You just can't. And that's my problem. If you were. If it was even. You want to be treated the same way as all the other leagues, then stop complaining. When. When. When a reporter says to a great, hey, I hope you stay here forever. I'll be watching you. When a reporter says, you're fantastic, you can tell, you know, Jimmy Butler, that he's good looking in a press conference and nobody loses their mind. You do it to Caitlin Clark, you lose your job for a year.
Brett
And it's not even her. Is it? Like, she's not going after.
John Holmberg
She didn't care at all.
Brett
That's what I'm saying.
John Holmberg
Just this weird overlord strangeness of, like, protection against anybody saying anything they don't like. It's this.
Brady
That guy is still in prison.
John Holmberg
Yeah, he. And he was a writer for, like, 30 years. Oh, he's a weirdo. Like, maybe he said a weird thing, but is that was it? Was she threatened at all? Anyway, I don't care. I've got a lot on my mind today because I've been watching that Selena Gomez cry festival for, like, I keep watching it over and over, and everybody is like, there's people coming to her defense. If you haven't seen it yet, you can pull it up. Brett. The Selena Gomez thing. She's crying about immigration status. Now, what I didn't know but learned yesterday about Selena Gomez, when she kept saying, my people. My people. I thought you meant Martin Short and Steve Martin. Because she's on that show. Like those are. Or her agents or her. Her representation. Like her people. Huh? You're on Only Murders in the Building, and I don't see you, like, you know, bringing horchata and waving a Mexican flag. I'm not real sure. You're constantly doing the. But I get it. Her mom was. One of her parents came here illegally and the other. And I think her father was here illegally, but her mom was smuggled in in the back of a truck, so it means something to her. But she goes on and on and on and on and starts crying. And there's a ring light and a camera set up, and I just don't think it's authentic. Whenever you go and set up the camera. Yeah. When you prep to cry, are you really that sad? And there's people coming toward. She's. Be empathetic for her. She's. She's lived this cause. And I'm like, okay, I'm empathetic for that, but I'm not like, what is. What was going on in her day? What does anybody. That's what the Internet. There's no authenticity to it. If Brady suddenly had a thing and he said, I'm just going to go online and set up my ring camera, I want my face to look good. I got. I can't be like, you know, I need to look like I'm in soft light. So let's make sure I've got a good angle. I also don't want to look fat, so I'm gonna have this just at the right angle. Okay. Record. And there's nothing about that where there are multiple takes. Yeah, but she's an actress, so it doesn't. And I don't know what she's saying, but she's staring at. Like you're not moving around. Like you're keeping in frame. You know, you don't. You don't come out of the camera frame. You know exactly where to stay, to be.
Brady
Well, she's a professional sad.
John Holmberg
I know, but that's the thing. Professional crying isn't real crying, is it? It's just. And I. You know, she can have her feelings about this, but it doesn't seem. And then she just kept saying, I don't know what to do. Well, then why are you doing this video? This is what you've chosen as your strength is to sob openly and act like you've got something. Play it for me. Listen to her go. Just wanted to say that I'm so sorry. Did she vote for Trump or something? All my people are getting attacked. The children. I don't know what year she's watching. They don't understand.
Brett
She needs to make a message.
John Holmberg
I'm so sorry. That's not the message. I don't know what to do. I'll try everything, I promise. Oh, my God. I know. And so. But doesn't. This. Doesn't look. Doesn't.
Brady
And she took it down.
John Holmberg
Of course she did. Because she looks loony. Doesn't this express, like, a massive helplessness like you like to me? If that's your position on Something. And that's your answer to it. It's a weakness. I understand. Like. Like, if I had a thing of like. Like, if I just cried instead of saying, hey, I'll do my part. We have the Homeberg bound release. We do a dog charity thing. We hope for the best. We know it's not good. There's a lot of problems, but I'm not going to sit and just get on the air and go like so many dogs that don't have hopes. We'll be right back with a little more social D after this. It's like, if I'm doing my job in the midst of sobbing to you, does anybody buy it? It's weird.
Brady
It came out strong. I mean, that was not really old, you know, like.
John Holmberg
Well, Brett made a good point, though. If you're going to go that far, put the makeup on. Yeah.
Brett
I mean, come on.
John Holmberg
But I'll counter to that. She didn't even put makeup on. It must be ring light. But she. Ring light. Her skin was even, so there was a ring light involved somehow. I just. It just. To me, it's like everybody's like, oh, she's got a. What a brave. I'm like, this is. This is not brave. I remember hearing when Hillary Clinton lost the election in 2016, she wrote that she went into the bathroom and cried. And I'm like, oh, then I'm glad you're not president. I don't want a president that breaks down in tears when they don't get their way. That's like the worst weakness of all time.
Brett
And she's on the show with two of the whitest guys ever, Steve Martin and Martin Lawrence. I mean, Martin Short. I mean, Martin Lawrence is not.
John Holmberg
That would have changed. And you would have had to say only murders in the building.
Brett
I mean, if she was on a show with Edward James almost or something.
John Holmberg
Okay, I'm sure she may do this, but I just don't buy any more Internet tears where you don't leave the camera. Like, if you're in hysterics and you're so overwhelmed by a situation, the last thing most people can do is hold still for the shot. You know, when, if I've ever been in tears, unless I see my head's down and my hands, I can't. I'm not holding still. I'm gonna stay in frame. Stay in frame. Like, it's just so authentic. Yeah. It's so inauthentic. It's so bad. But there's like, now everybody's running to a rescue. And all I say is, whatever side she's on in this, which I think is the, you know, the immigration and no deportations and leave people alone thing, it's not a good look for that side's power to cry. And that's your answer. Like, I think that's like, I just don't understand. I think that's a weakness of truly, honestly, of the left. The right's crazy, but the left is weak because when they don't get their way, they get so emotional that they look like, okay, Jesus Christ, nothing's gonna get done. If this is what happens. When you lost it. Yeah, you've lost it. You've lost it. Whenever you're in an argument with your wife and she's losing women, you do this. Call me a misogynist on Four Peaks website all you want. When you're losing an argument, the waterworks show up real fast. And then suddenly it makes a guy feel like, oh, Christ, looks like I'm beating her. Whenever you're in public and your wife starts to get wobbly and we've all been there, like, oh, boy, what did I do? You just don't even seem to care. Like, they don't have control from that moment on of anything that's really going on in their bodies. Emotions take over, and that's when you're least rational. When you're emotional and you're making decisions Levy breaks, it's almost always a bad decision. Never at a car dealership. Would you go into the office with the guy doing the loan? Oh, boy, this is such a bad idea. All right, where do I sign? You make bad choices when you're crying. That's it.
Brett
Running to her side. Sephora should have ran to her side, man. She looked terrible.
John Holmberg
I think.
Brady
I don't care. I'm just gonna sign.
John Holmberg
Everyone on the left has to start shaking each other, going, will you stop saying it's the end of the world? And quit crying publicly, for Christ's sake. Show a little backbone. Get on that Instagram and go, hey, the pricks that are getting this done are pissing me off. Show some strength. It's like, all right, turn this. This is some lunatic losing her mind. You get on that Instagram and you make a statement. If you feel like, I've got to tell everybody how I feel about this sobbing, that's just for you. To me, it seemed like that video that everybody's losing their mind over is just so she gets attention about what a wonderful person. Oh, my God, it meant so much to her. Nobody's going to do anything because of that. Nobody watched that and said, selena Gomez is sad. I've got to get up. And it's a call to action. But if Selena Gomez said, here's my plan, here's what I'm going to do. Because I don't like what I see.
Brady
I've been on the border for three years.
John Holmberg
I don't need her going down there, firing away. Although I'd pay for that. Her and Martin Short and Steve Martin. I just. I just think that if you went down, said, hey, we got to come up with something. I'm going to have this. I'm going to open up a forum on my Internet every day for people so we can spitball ideas. Because I think a lot of us are unhappy with what's going on. That shows strength to me. That shows. But just sobbing about. I don't know what to do. It's just weak. Weak.
Brett
I wonder how many times it took to get the right kind of crying. Ugly face.
John Holmberg
Yeah. And. Yeah, the bitter beer look. And she still looks cute. Yeah, she looks. I know. I know. And I don't find Selena Gomez to be an attractive lady, frankly. I think her face is too small for her head. And I don't know why that. But that's just my personal feeling. I'm ugly. She'd say so out loud so I can say so back. I don't think she's ugly. But her face, like, if you were.
Brady
It's interesting.
John Holmberg
It's too little.
Brady
Yeah.
John Holmberg
And if you drew it in an art class, you'd get, like a C because it's. It's not proportionate to the size of her head.
Brett
That's not wrestling in the C. But that's.
John Holmberg
No, no, don't do that. No. If you do her C and hand it into Mr. Sharp in art class. I don't think this is good. They should hand these in anymore.
Brett
Although it's very detailed, Donovan says crying like that is. Is so emotional. Is basically emotional manipulation.
John Holmberg
Is. And when people cry to try to get you to do something, you're not logical either. Because men will do anything to stop a woman from crying, especially a partially beautiful one with money. Holmberg's morning sickness. Like, if she starts crying, like, what can I do to help you? Like, what can I do to help you? And because they're not, they know we know that this is gonna go down. Isn't gonna get worse. Sports. Cause she's not gonna clear her own tanks here. This is gonna get weirder and weirder until Somebody steps and says, I got this. It's a lack of control and a lack of strength to.
Brady
At least Sally Struthers had a purpose for her crying.
John Holmberg
Look, she was standing.
Brady
She's like, look, I'm crying. You can help. Yeah, you can help stop us.
John Holmberg
But there's where I think that if you send a fat white woman where there's no food, she's gonna end up crying. You gotta go shopping.
Brady
Look how well it worked.
John Holmberg
Yeah. You know who wasn't crying? Those hungry kids around her. Like, what's with the fat white lady? Like, why is she sobbing so much? She's hungry. I see. Yeah. You know, I don't even know where I live, lady.
Brady
She was making it rain on tv, and.
John Holmberg
Right. But had she ever gone on television and just start on an Internet thing? Just started sobbing, what to do. They're all hungry. It's like, should we feed them to know I'm sad? Oh, do you want to. Do you want a hug? Is that what this is about? Yeah. This one says, stop giving these liberal Trans World airline trainees. Oh, I see. Airtime. My girlfriend is all feeling sorry for Selena. So from now on, when I finish too quickly in bed, I'm just gonna start crying and say, I don't know what to do. Is this the problem? Sorry I did it so quick. It's just. If you would never tolerate that at work, you would never tolerate that in your home life. When something's not going well, somebody just emotionally. There's that Seinfeld episode where he's dating that girl that cries. She drops her hot dog and she starts crying. It's like. The whole episode's dedicated to broads who cry too much. And, oh, my God, she's doing. He's like, there, there. Everything's going to be okay. It's. It's about them. Whenever somebody cries on the Internet, and it doesn't cry. Go from like, hey, Brady, what's going on? Where I get hit with a sledgehammer like. Like, he has a reason to cry. Shut up. Before I give you a reason to cry. You do something about it. You don't. You know? And that is one thing. I'm. I'm not a big fan of it, but remember when John Boehner cried and he's a political guy, and it was just over a song, and we're all like, we gotta get this guy away from anything important. He's not stable. I don't see crying as stability. Atheaters. It's. And I understand sometimes.
Brady
Ladies, get your One cry.
John Holmberg
We've. We forgive you every once in a while, ladies, you cry. If a dude starts crying, there's nothing funnier to me. Funerals, dead animals, family tragedies. Guys can cry.
Brett
Brian Song for me, too.
John Holmberg
Movies. Yes.
Brady
I'll give him. I'll give them hall of fame too, a little bit.
John Holmberg
But if you just start crying a.
Brett
Couple tears, though, but not sobbing like.
Brady
That, they're talking about the journey.
John Holmberg
You start crying because you watched a news story that you didn't agree with, and you go online and you can still. You can't stop. Like a man. Crying is like this bull ends now. And then. And then you settle down and you do it like you come up with a plan that's just too much. But it's everywhere. And this video is like. Some people are like. Most people like me are kind of laughing like, okay, crocodile tears. This is all. If you set up a. You're acting and this is not real and you're not going to do anything. You want attention for yourself. But there's this follow up. The View had a big thing. All these ladies that go on and on saying, you've got to be nicer to her about this. Women want to be able to openly weep because what Brett said, it's emotional manipulation, and we as men have to stop it. Like the Godfather said, come in my office, cry like a woman. We realize what that. Remember how weak Johnny Fontaine was going into his office crying, and the Godfather was going to help him until he started acting like a. Yeah, you can act like a man. Act like a man. Yeah. Tears are weak. It's a weakness your body has. We all. We all can do it, but it is a. At your weakest times, you weep. You weep. And to put it on film is sad and pathetic. This one says. You know what I say? If you don't like what's going on, then deport yourself. See you. Have fun in Mexico. I don't think that's what she said. And again, that may be. That may be the rights overreaction of a little bit too big a stick to carry around when somebody's upset about something. Well, I agree. Selena Gomez may be overdoing it. So is deporting her just for being sad.
Brett
He's saying she should depart.
John Holmberg
I know. Get out of my country for crying like that. Have a plan.
Brett
Don't like it. Pack up your ass and get out.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't. Yeah.
Brady
She'S got that. The company that she started for mental illness and.
John Holmberg
Yeah, well, she's an opportunity right there. She should probably. She should, as Brett says, enroll. Whatever it is, go through admission. Yeah. Go sign up over there, Selena. Do yourself a favor. Probably won't. She started. By the way. You're not gonna have to pay for anything. It's going to be free. So you go through your little cry rehab, and I find it like we've had. And again, when we, Brady and I came here from the station that this place used to call the gay station, which is now Katie. Kbs. Congratulations. They took that as the gayest station I've ever seen. But the Zone was kind of the. This. The. A little bit more femme Metro. Yeah. Too cool. It was cool and gay. And, you know, they were trying not to be. So it was even worse. And, you know, you experience a little more emotional stuff.
Brady
He thought, okay, you'd think this is a little sensitive.
John Holmberg
You'd think that place would have been the one.
Brady
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Full of tears, especially. Came over to the kupd and they're like, he works at the game over bringing this gay guy over from. Gonna play matchbox 20. And I'm like, I'm not bringing the music. I didn't fit in over there either. Not because I'm such a dude. It's just. It was a station that had. So I'll. I'll do my best. I like this music and everything else. And within like a week, I'd seen two grown men crying over, like, problems in relationships and at work. They didn't even button it down. Here. Yes.
Brady
Oh, yeah.
John Holmberg
And then Brady and I were looking at each other like, where? At the gay. I didn't see this many tears at the gay station. I remember Dave Smiley was the morning host at the Zone. And he cried on the air once. And all the girls from sales went in and hugged him. Cause he broke up with his girlfriend. And on the air. On the air was frying. Yeah. He called her, I just gonna miss my sweetie baby pumpkin pie. And that is an exact quote of a man in tears. He misses sweetie baby pumpkin pie. And. And he clicks out and they play. They start playing Tal Bachman or something stupid. And then these girls ran in and hugged him. And I'm like, is this what we've become, Kutch?
Brett
That's smooth.
John Holmberg
And that was what the thing was. You realized he is manipulating them. Yes. I came here like bunch of homos. Chick rock. I've never seen more crying men than when my first three years working in this building. This rock thing and this.
Brady
I couldn't believe some of the. In some of the bands that we.
John Holmberg
Oh, my God. And the reasons they cried and like.
Brady
It was baby fits.
John Holmberg
Baby fits that. And we're like, Jesus Christ, Brady. We're the most manly ones in this building. And that's pathetic. You know, you can cry over some terrible news. Toledo was crying in the hall once, and I, you know, I start laughing immediately and see a guy crying. I think that's hilarious. And then you're like, what's going on? And he found out his mom had had some thing. And I remember just grabbing. I'm like, get out of here. You gotta go. Yeah. Like, you're not. This is not a good place for you. Like, there's no reason for you to cry up and down the halls and make everybody else feel like, oh, he's. He's gonna make terrible choices. Crying in public is not. It's never like something people say, oh, just let that happen. It makes everybody uncomfortable. It's a weak moment for the group. So Selena can stop.
Brett
You can't read this, but I'm pretty.
John Holmberg
No, you're bad. All right. By the way, David Vasquez, our most disgusting listener and probably the one that should be getting one star reviews, says that lady that reviewed you over there said, I bet one star Karen's just mad because her wife got caught banging the neighbor with a radiator hose. Yeah, probably Some. Some lesbian wandered in on a lady with a ratty at her hose. Good stuff. And then the one I can't read starts. Okay, yeah, this can't be done. I told you. I'll just. I'll do it this way, Brad.
Brett
See if you can do it.
John Holmberg
It says if she really wanted to help, she'd pull out her fat teats and start the force and let you fill in the blanks. Krista Witt. I do.
Brett
That would be a challenging one to tell me.
John Holmberg
I just blanked, though. I redacted some things, but not sure that's a good either. Again, the left is too emotional. They cry over. Over politics and things they can't. And the rights are a little too reactionary to just drub them away or want their shirts off. We got a real divide in this country. But I'm all for the shirts off part. Remember, I preferred the way we treated the Internet when Leave Britney Alone guy was on there. And we all realized that crying for a camera is not a good look ever. No matter what. You just don't hit record and then start crying. You better be crying when it starts. Like, I can't control It.
Brady
I just want to let you guys.
John Holmberg
Know I'm a mess. It's all about you. There's nothing about the cause. It's all about Selena Gomez is sad. Oh, it's stupid. I hate the Internet. I hate social media so much. It's changed us completely. It's changed how we behave. It's changed what we accept. Crying at work should never be changed.
Brady
What you're feeling, you know, Everyone knows.
John Holmberg
Right? And that's the other thing. We're way too into other people's feelings and, like, accepting them. If you're crying at work, I want you out. You're no good to me here, Wedge. Get out. If Wedge started crying in Star Wars, I don't know what he's doing. Stay on target. Get out of here, Wedge. You're no good to me. It would have made sense when Luke said that to him. Luke didn't even tolerate him. He just got winged. You're no. Get out of here, Wedge. You're no good to me. Wedge wasn't crying. Wedge's ship was crashing in deep space, and he's like. He just drove away, like, I better get back to baseball or I'm going to die. And now one tear came out of Wedge. And if Wedge isn't crying, you shouldn't be either. Did anyone die? Is tomorrow your last day on the planet or is your pet dying? There's moments. Did you just watch the Mr. Rogers documentary? I cried like a bitch. But you know what I did when that documentary was over? I sat in the theater a little longer and tried to dry it up and de puff so I didn't walk out in public and have people think I was a lunatic.
Brett
Should have broke out your iPhone and videoed it all.
John Holmberg
Yeah, because that would have been. I couldn't stop crying even though the movie's over. You can cry while the movie's on, but if you're still crying in the car, you've lost it. You just.
Brady
There's a screw something else that's going on.
John Holmberg
Yeah, all right. Chris DeWitt ain't wrong. John. Like John said, jesus Christ, you guys, if she was hot enough, she could have told me Hitler had some points and I'd listen. So the problem with immigration is that there's not a hot enough Mexican crying for guys to start shouting. That's what I was to start having some action. Now, if she was hot, like super hot, and started to talk about Hitler a little bit. I've said it before. I'll say it again. Dua lipa starts telling me that ISIS is. I can be radicalized, I believe, very quickly.
Brady
Yeah.
Brett
Margot Robbie walked in talking about it. Where do I sign up for the Third Reich? I'm here.
John Holmberg
I mean, her Give me a penny. Was radical optimism. Radicalizations right there in the. Anyway, let's get right to a wake up song, shall we? And stop crying. If you're crying right now, knock it off. It's a weakness. Nobody. We got to stop that crap. We got to stop saying to everybody. No. Their emotions are important. They are important, but there's also an importance to go. You're crying. Get out of here. It's embarrassing to you and everyone around you. Stop it.
Brady
They're important. They're just not that important to me on camera.
John Holmberg
Yeah, compose yourself. Control your world a little bit. Crying out loud. See, people get diagnosed with AIDS that don't cry that hard. It's about them. Let's get a wake up song. 5, 8, 5 9, 800. A good one and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up.
Brady
It's not weird.
John Holmberg
It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: January 29, 2025 Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo Release Date: January 29, 2025
1. Introduction and Event Recap
Timestamp: 00:33 – 02:19
John Holmberg kicks off the episode by sharing highlights from the recent Holmberg Bound beer release event held at Four Peaks. The event was a success with a packed crowd, flowing beer, and adorable puppies from the Humane Society contributing to a joyful atmosphere.
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2. The One-Star Review Saga
Timestamp: 02:19 – 07:14
John delves into a troubling one-star review Four Peaks received, attributing it directly to his presence. The reviewer's backlash centers on Holmberg's alleged misogynistic behavior, accusing him of undermining women's charities. John expresses frustration over being personally targeted, emphasizing that his involvement was meant to support the charity.
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3. Britney Griner’s Move to Atlanta Dream and WNBA Critique
Timestamp: 10:09 – 16:07
The conversation shifts to Britney Griner signing with the Atlanta Dream, prompting a broader critique of the Women's National Basketball Association (WNBA). John expresses skepticism about the league's management and performance, highlighting perceived shortcomings in funding and organizational structure.
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4. Selena Gomez’s Crying Video on Deportations: Authenticity and Impact
Timestamp: 16:07 – 35:38
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to dissecting Selena Gomez’s emotional video addressing deportations. John criticizes the perceived insincerity and performative aspects of her display, arguing that it lacks authenticity and serves more as emotional manipulation than a genuine call to action.
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5. Reflections on Emotional Expression in Media and Workplace
Timestamp: 35:38 – 38:25
John reflects on his past experiences working at radio stations, recalling instances where emotional displays, particularly crying, were prevalent among colleagues. He contrasts these experiences with his current perspectives, advocating for emotional control and perceiving public displays of emotion as unprofessional and detrimental.
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6. Listener Interactions and Closing Remarks
Timestamp: 38:05 – 38:25
The episode concludes with John addressing listener comments, particularly targeting David Vasquez, whom he describes disparagingly. John reiterates his stance on emotional expression, emphasizing the importance of strength and composure over displays of vulnerability.
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Conclusion
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona, John Holmberg and his co-hosts navigate a range of topics centered around public perception, authenticity, and societal expectations of emotional expression. From addressing personal criticisms through online reviews to critiquing major public figures and their actions, the discussion underscores a consistent theme of valuing strength and authenticity over performative displays of emotion.
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This comprehensive summary encapsulates the key discussions and insights from the January 29, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona, providing a clear overview for those who haven't tuned in.