01-29-26 - Entertainment Drill - THU - w/Dale Hellestrae - Bruce Willis Doesn't Know He Has Dementia - Number Of Artists Have Canceled Plans To Be On Kid Rock's Tour After Minn Comments

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Entertainment Drill – THU – w/ Dale Hellestrae

Date: January 29, 2026
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, Dale Hellestrae (guest), Doug Hopkins (guest)
Theme: Entertainment news, personal banter, and pop-culture commentary with comedic edge

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness focuses on pop culture headlines, celebrity news, and tongue-in-cheek social commentary. Regular hosts John Holmberg, joined by Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, are joined by guest Dale Hellestrae and recurring presence Doug Hopkins. The group riffs on current events, football woes, Bruce Willis’s dementia diagnosis, fallout from Kid Rock’s controversial festival, and quirky takes on celebrity-driven popcorn memorabilia—all filtered through the show’s irreverent, quick-witted banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

A. Light-Hearted Banter & Football Woes

• Cardinals Fan Fatigue:

  • John (01:24): “I got all these emails from people… ‘I’m finally done with it and I’m happy.’ First year he took off from being a Cardinal fan and he’s like, ‘I enjoyed Sundays again.’”
  • Doug Hopkins, a fan of both the Jets and Cardinals, feels the pain of rooting for struggling franchises.
  • The hosts joke about the good (or not so great) stadium seats their friends have, shifting into making fun of being stuck behind tall players or having bad views—“Unless you’re 7’4, you’re not seeing anything.” (03:19)

• Commercial Banter:

  • Running gag about John’s TV commercial with Doug Hopkins recruiting more business—sometimes for the wrong reasons.
  • Over-the-top jokes about women being “moist” from seeing the ad, and carpets needing replacement as a result.
  • “The ladies were so moist…” (04:24, John)
  • "You know, going in there with a fountain of youth. Yes, it's because of you, brother." (02:59, John)

B. Bruce Willis’s Dementia (Entertainment News)

• Bruce Willis Unaware of His Dementia:
  • Doug: “Bruce Willis. His wife says he doesn’t know he has dementia, which she’s really happy about.” (06:18)
  • John: “Isn’t that dementia point, isn’t it?” (06:24)
  • Hosts discuss the comparative kindness of letting the person be happily unaware, referencing real-life family experiences with dementia.
  • Co-host story (06:47): "Well, we went through that with my mom and my brother would correct her… I said, let her be on the cruise."

C. Kid Rock Festival Fallout & PC Culture

• Artists Leaving Kid Rock’s Tour:
  • Doug: “Two more people have dropped out of Kid Rock’s Rock the Country festival because of the comments he’s made in the past.” (07:13)
  • John: “If you signed up for Kid Rock’s festival in the first place, you should have known you’re doing it for attention. If you’re pulling out… you were doing it to get attention.” (07:22)
  • Artists named: Morgan Wade, Carter Faith. “Ludacris dropped out.” (07:36)
  • Ludacris had been listed by mistake; possible appearance elsewhere.
• Commentary on Outrage:
  • John lampoons retroactive offense: “Clutch my pearls, I can’t believe what he sent you. You were doing it to get attention...Exactly what I was getting into.” (07:49)

D. Bruce Springsteen’s "Streets of Minneapolis"

• Political Lyrics & Minnesota Protests:
  • Doug: “Bruce Springsteen dropped a song called ‘Streets of Minneapolis.’ ...He refers to the ICE agents as federal thugs. King Trump’s private army.” (08:07)
  • John: “Not that Steve Miller—joking, the singer, the joker.” (08:27)
  • Tom Morello also headlining a protest concert.
  • Panel jokes about political activism, risk of violence, and further unrest in the city.

E. Ironic Popcorn Swag: “Melania” Movie

• Limited Edition Popcorn Bucket:
  • Film "Melania" arriving in theaters January 30th.
  • “You get the large bucket with Melania forever.” (10:38, Doug)
  • Banter about “reaching into her bucket,” objectification, and observation on novelty memorabilia reselling almost instantly.
  • John’s playful objection: “I hate the words unlimited food. What’s wrong with limited? Limited edition.” (10:28)

F. Dating, Sex, and Divisive Politics

• Riff on Dating Across Political Divides:
  • John: “The day we lost focus is the day that men stopped wanting to have sex with women because of their political views.” (11:09)
  • “If there was a hot girl working at Tony Roma’s when I was there and she’s like, ‘I am Muslim and I hate it here and I hate capitalism.’ Me too. But I’d like to bone you.” (11:42)
  • Satirical lament about how political differences have become deal-breakers for romance, compared to prior generations just caring about hookup potential.
  • “You seen the snooch on that thing? She might talk me into liberal stuff. She might talk me into Republican stuff. I’m getting what I need to.” (13:12, John)
  • Hosts riff about the limits: “She was too dumb to have sex with… but I did eventually end up talking to that girl. And he was right. She was too dumb after.” (13:27, John)

G. Generation Change & Parental Advice

• Hopes for the Youth:
  • John (14:09): “That’s the way we lost it. Train your kids better. That’s what I say. I should have been a dad. I’d have raised a good one that would have been phoning one of them socialists and giggling with me.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On commercials and perceived attractiveness

  • “The ladies were so moist…” — John, on his real estate ad appearance (04:24)
  • “Get a tile house, for God’s sakes, if you’re going to sit through that.” — John (05:10)

• On Bruce Willis’s dementia

  • “Isn’t that dementia’s point, isn’t it?” — John (06:24)
  • “Why would you keep telling somebody with dementia they got dementia?” — John (06:29)

• On Kid Rock festival fallout

  • “If you signed up for Kid Rock’s festival in the first place, you should have known you’re doing it for attention…” — John (07:22)

• On limited-edition popcorn memorabilia

  • “Because that’s what you want. Just reach into her bucket.” — John (10:41)

• On sex and politics

  • “The day we lost focus is the day that men stopped wanting to have sex with women because of their political views.” — John (11:09)
  • “I’d have simped my way right through… Just means I banged the socialist and I can tell my friends about it later.” — John (11:42)
  • “You seen the snooch on that thing? She might talk me into liberal stuff. She might talk me into Republican stuff. I’m getting what I need to.” — John (13:12)

• On generational shifts

  • “I should have been a dad. I’d have raised a good one that would have been phoning one of them socialists and giggling with me. High five, daddy. Did you nail that socialist? I did. Good stuff. Did you get her out of her turban?” — John (14:09)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:24 – Cardinals fan exasperation and escaping the struggle
• 03:19 – Stadium seating jokes and sports banter
• 04:24 – John’s commercial, jokes about attractiveness and audience response
• 06:18 – Bruce Willis’s dementia discussed
• 07:13 – Kid Rock’s festival fallout and performers leaving
• 08:07 – Bruce Springsteen’s protest song and political lyrics
• 10:28 – “Melania” popcorn bucket and novelty item culture
• 11:09 – John’s observations on romance, politics, and generational differences
• 13:12 – Satire about doing anything for an attractive woman
• 14:09 – Reflective joke on teaching the next generation

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent, fast-paced, heavy use of sarcasm and exaggeration
• Comedic, sometimes crude, but always self-aware
• Blends real-life anecdotes with tongue-in-cheek commentary on pop culture

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For New Listeners

This episode is a typical slice of HMS—blunt, quick-witted, and unafraid to poke fun at celebrities, current affairs, or themselves. While the insults and crude jokes are tongue-in-cheek, the crew’s banter often sneaks in genuine observations about life and media. If you appreciate bawdy, unapologetic comedy with a sharp edge, this episode delivers top-tier entertainment news in classic HMS fashion.

Transcript

[John Holberg]

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[Co-host or Friend]

Homberg's morning sickness, the old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail.

[John Holberg]

It's just about time for that entertainment drill. But sports is going.

[Co-host or Friend]

Why can't the Cardinals be something, John?

[John Holberg]

I don't know. It's never going to happen. I got all these emails from people who are like, I'm finally done with it and I'm happy. First year he took off from being a Cardinal fan and he's like, I enjoyed Sundays again. Doug Hopkins.

[Co-host or Friend]

Watch other stuff.

[John Holberg]

Hopkins texts me and he goes, jets and Cardinals, my two teams. Because he's from New York. And he goes, I got the one, two punch with that. Yeah, he's got that one. Goes, that's fun.

[Co-host or Friend]

Well, at least he's got the house going.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, you know what? You're good at something, dad. Stick with it. Don't talk about football anymore, though. But yeah, the. Maybe it's Doug Hopkins. Jets, Cardinals, Suns fan.

[Co-host or Friend]

Interesting trend.

[John Holberg]

Maybe you're.

[Co-host or Friend]

I will tell you this. I. I'm very happy. Sunday football is over.

[John Holberg]

Why?

[Co-host or Friend]

Because I don't have to see your commercial anymore. And I saw you. And I saw you. I only saw you once or twice.

[John Holberg]

And I'm like, no, it's not.

[Co-host or Friend]

John thinks that he looks good.

[John Holberg]

I do. Next to Doug. Come on.

[Co-host or Friend]

Wow.

[Doug Hopkins]

Miss America.

[Co-host or Friend]

See, I'm. I don't know Doug, so I'm not gonna diss.

[John Holberg]

Well, you were dissing him a little bit by saying that John thinks he looks good, and I appreciate that. Well, I say that I agree with you. It looked good. I look good in that spot. It was really well lit.

[Doug Hopkins]

It's a good father son combo.

[John Holberg]

They think Doug's my dad.

[Co-host or Friend]

Where?

[John Holberg]

Some guy. I told him, he said, it's so great. 25 plus years of doing this job and you've been a staple in the Valley. And now your son's involved in the business. And he melted. The guy wasn't kidding. And he goes, what? He goes, the guy in the commercials? Like, I assume that's your. And I start dying. Like, when Doug tells me. I'm like, ah, we're one year apart.

[Co-host or Friend]

So this time, I thought that Doug was your dad.

[John Holberg]

And I told Doug, I said, that's not because I look good. No, that's not on me. You know, going in there with a fountain of youth. Yes, it's because of you, brother.

[Co-host or Friend]

Poor Doug.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, poor Doug.

[Co-host or Friend]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

But he's doing fine.

[Co-host or Friend]

Yeah, Doug's doing fine.

[John Holberg]

He's a Jets fan. He's a Cardinals fan. That'll gray your hair a little faster.

[Co-host or Friend]

He's got better seats than you at the Sun's game.

[John Holberg]

He's got great seats. Yeah. Well, actually, no, he doesn't. They're good seats, but they're behind the visitor's bench. And unless you're 7 4, you're not seeing anything.

[Co-host or Friend]

Really?

[John Holberg]

Okay, yeah. Doug yells at me about that, but I'm like, I'm gonna.

[Co-host or Friend]

It's like I understood the Cowboys stadium. They have the field suites.

[John Holberg]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Friend]

You're looking at butts.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, it's.

[Co-host or Friend]

Well, no, not cheerleaders, but you're looking at players.

[John Holberg]

But that's what you're looking at. I'm looking at the cheerleader.

[Co-host or Friend]

I'm talking about, hey, 50 yard line.

[John Holberg]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Friend]

Field suite.

[John Holberg]

Can't see a thing.

[Co-host or Friend]

Expensive. You see nothing. Yeah, you're watching it on tv.

[John Holberg]

Football. I'm gonna miss it. It's our first weekend without it in a long time. I'll do some spots with Doug here. Coming up. So you can get him in the summer for baseball. That'll be good. And maybe the suns.

[Co-host or Friend]

Doug.

[John Holberg]

I'll talk to Doug.

[Co-host or Friend]

Doug.

[John Holberg]

Oh, I was on his spots, and the phone rang off the.

[Co-host or Friend]

Ouch. Get him off.

[John Holberg]

No, no, no. Yeah, get him off. I can't control my wife. Please. I'll buy a house. You can buy my house. Just get that. Get that sexy beast off those TVs.

[Co-host or Friend]

Do you not ever speak up?

[John Holberg]

You know what's crazy about this? This is the thing that Doug told me that and it's true, is that he said he was going to houses that called because they saw me on the commercials with them. They're like, oh, wow, homework. I listen to him and they called up and Doug's like, it was amazing. Like a hundred percent of the people that referenced the commercial I was in. Yeah, Doug went in. Well, no, Doug went in. No, there's no qualifying Doug buys your house as is. But one of the as is things was they had to replace the carpet because of all the squirting from my commercial. The ladies were so moist.

[Co-host or Friend]

About you, John. It's the one thing you have been very honest about is how ugly you are. And it's a redeeming quality.

[John Holberg]

Yes.

[Co-host or Friend]

And. But you are. So when you act like this is.

[John Holberg]

Is. Hey, look, I'm not acting nausea. I can't help it when the ladies. When it starts gushing and wrecking, you know, the fibers of your carpet and get a tile house, for God's sakes, if you're going to sit through that. But yeah, they tried to sell the house. And Doug's like, I gotta. I gotta replace all the carpet in your house as is. And so what happened?

[Doug Hopkins]

Policy.

[John Holberg]

Oh, my wife just turned into Vesuvius. Whenever your commercials with that kid came.

[Co-host or Friend]

On, does he keep track of how many teeth some of these people have when they, you know, they say, listen.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, well, a lot of that's true, too. A lot of ladies were knocking their teeth out. He'll like me better.

[Co-host or Friend]

You're right.

[John Holberg]

That is true. Like, if I'm just gummy.

[Co-host or Friend]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

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[Doug Hopkins]

Bruce Willis. His wife says he doesn't know he has dementia, which she's really happy about.

[John Holberg]

Isn't that dementia point, isn't it?

[Co-host or Friend]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

Dale doesn't still very much present in his body.

[John Holberg]

Dale's totally unaware of it and it makes him happier, I think. Yeah. Why would you keep telling somebody with dementia they got dementia?

[Doug Hopkins]

She's being a wife, if I remember it anyway.

[John Holberg]

By the way, you've got dementia. I do. You don't remember anything from yesterday? No, but I thought today's still a good day.

[Co-host or Friend]

Well, we went through that with my mom and my brother would correct her like, she's like, how did you find me? I'm out here on this cruise. Well, mom, you're not. Yeah, okay.

[John Holberg]

How's the cruise going?

[Co-host or Friend]

I said, let her be on the cruise.

[John Holberg]

Just start screwing around, put a little hat on. I'm the admiral.

[Co-host or Friend]

I flew ahead. Helicopter out here to see you, Mom.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, just start playing, cruise, take her on an excursion, mountain biking, whatever you want to do.

[Doug Hopkins]

I guess. Two more people have dropped out of Kid Rock's Rock the Country festival because of the comments he's made in the past. Just him.

[John Holberg]

Oh, if you, if you signed up for Kid Rocks festival in the first place, you should have known you're doing it for attention. If you're pulling out, nobody. Who pulled out?

[Co-host or Friend]

What's he doing and who pulled out? Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

Morgan Wade and Carter Faith. Ludacris dropped out.

[John Holberg]

Ludacris was part of the Kid Rock.

[Doug Hopkins]

Showed the original booking a mix up. But I think Ludacris will be here for the waste management for the open.

[John Holberg]

Either way. If you agreed to do the Kid Rock show in the beginning and then later said, oh, clutch my pearls, I can't believe what he sent you. You were doing it to get attention like Charlie Sheen's girlfriend. Exactly what I was getting into. The Matt Lauer lady.

[Doug Hopkins]

Come on.

[John Holberg]

He raped me. And then after the fifth time we had sex, I said, I've got to stop this.

[Doug Hopkins]

Bruce Springsteen dropped a song called Streets of Minneapolis.

[John Holberg]

Oh, Jesus.

[Co-host or Friend]

I got.

[Doug Hopkins]

That's just got a couple of things in there. He refers to the ice agents as federal thugs. King Trump's private army. He accuses Steve Miller and Kristi Gnome of telling dirty lies.

[John Holberg]

Steve Miller. Not that.

[Doug Hopkins]

Deaths of Steven. Stephen Miller. What?

[John Holberg]

Yeah, not that. Joking in the singer the joker. Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

And Tom Murillo will headline a concert on solidary and resistance to defend Minnesota.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, that's what we need. More crowds in Minnesota. I think that's a good idea happening.

[Doug Hopkins]

At the first Avenue venue in Minneapolis.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, great idea.

[Co-host or Friend]

Are they gonna pray to couple of the. The pedos up there too and say this who are supporting.

[John Holberg]

Oh my God. Yeah. That was a wild turn. The pedophiles are going up too. Dale showing his colors. I just don't think we should. I just don't think we should have big crowds in Minnesota for a couple of weeks. Yeah, let's calm down a little bit. Calm it down. No reason to escalate.

[Doug Hopkins]

Ice tea. Change the cop killer lyrics to ice killer.

[John Holberg]

Make some money off.

[Doug Hopkins]

I said it worked at Los Angeles. But he said, you know, basically if something goes down, he says, I think it. We're heading in some ugly terrain.

[John Holberg]

Sure.

[Doug Hopkins]

Black people really ain't got nothing to do with it. It's bad. I think the moment somebody shoots an ice agent, it's gonna be bad.

[John Holberg]

Oh, it's gonna be. That's why I say de escalate.

[Doug Hopkins]

He goes, I just. That's how I protested.

[John Holberg]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

Knock it off.

[John Holberg]

Just please stop. That's enough. Cooler heads will prevail later. We'll find out who was right and wrong in the end. Hopefully the whole point of the justice thing will happen. If it doesn't, whatever. But calm down.

[Doug Hopkins]

Dale's got a hard hitting story opportunity.

[Co-host or Friend]

I'm just curious. So you print all these out when.

[John Holberg]

Like they'll do your story. Pick them out or just had the.

[Co-host or Friend]

Stack just have the staff.

[Doug Hopkins]

Because hand picked.

[Co-host or Friend]

Because he looks at him is like, oh, this first time I've seen it.

[John Holberg]

Probably.

[Co-host or Friend]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

It's your. It's your job to Siphon.

[Co-host or Friend]

All right, January 30th, new film Melania is coming to your theaters. And limited edition popcorn bucket available.

[John Holberg]

Jesus Christ.

[Co-host or Friend]

She's. She's beautiful.

[John Holberg]

She is. But I hate the words unlimited food. What's wrong with limited? Limited edition.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

And you get never ending popcorn.

[Doug Hopkins]

You get the large bucket with Melania forever.

[John Holberg]

Yeah. Because that's what you want. Just reach into her bucket.

[Co-host or Friend]

Pull up.

[John Holberg]

I wouldn't mind that. I'm not seeing a problem. I wouldn't mind that.

[Co-host or Friend]

Yeah. I don't know what the problem is there, but it'll be 12.99 at theaters that are showing the film. The novelty items are already shown up on ebay.

[John Holberg]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Friend]

John. So you can go there and get one.

[John Holberg]

Get one of your big popcorn buckets.

[Doug Hopkins]

Starts tomorrow.

[John Holberg]

Here's the thing. I think that's wrong with the world. Okay. And it starts with.

[Co-host or Friend]

Is this from your Jewish perspective?

[John Holberg]

Yeah, it's from all of them. I'm putting it as that. Australia. All of it. Yeah. The day we lost focus is the day that men stopped wanting to have sex with women because of their political views. If you don't think Melania Trump would be a good role because she. Because she's. Yeah. And you're like, I would never have sex with somebody who thinks that way. You didn't live the proper life.

[Co-host or Friend]

Johnny. Because that might be the smartest thing you've ever.

[John Holberg]

If there was a hot girl working at Tony Roma's when I was there and she. She's like, I am Muslim and I hate it here and I hate capitalism. Me too. But I'd like to bone you. Yeah, but she wants to have sex. I would have pretended to be everything. She liked to do it. I'd have simped my way right through. Doesn't mean we're getting married. Just means I banged the socialist and I can tell my friends about it later. You nailed her. None of my friends would have said. But her political views. They'd have all given me a high five. Nowadays, hot girls differ from you and you hate them. It doesn't make sense.

[Co-host or Friend]

Or is it the hot girls don't like you because you're political?

[John Holberg]

Well, that's always something. They're always looking for a reason not to have sex with you. We're always looking. We used to always be looking for a reason to have sex with them.

[Doug Hopkins]

If you found out with a girl that loves country music.

[John Holberg]

If Dua Lipa came to me, goes, I'll have sex with guys with one foot. The next noise you'd hear is a Dremel. It wouldn't even be like, okay, I'll be right back. You just hear. Yeah, yeah. Put some fire and tar on this. I gotta go talk to Dua.

[Doug Hopkins]

I was choking.

[Co-host or Friend]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

I like. I like people with two feet. Okay, I'll be right back. Tape. Just masking tape. Right back on. Yeah, yeah. I'd Frankenstein a foot back on there. I'm back to her. You'll do anything for me.

[Co-host or Friend]

Yup.

[John Holberg]

What about her political views? I don't care. You seen the snooch on that thing? She might talk me into liberal stuff. She might talk me into Republican stuff. I'm getting what I need to. That is where we lost our. Our youth.

[Doug Hopkins]

So after this protest, we're getting it on.

[John Holberg]

Yeah. I remember getting mad at a guy once because a hot girl said something and he was gonna boner. And he goes, I couldn't have sex with her. She was too dumb. Like, isn't that the whole point? That makes it easier, doesn't it? But I did eventually end up talking to that girl. And he was right. She was too dumb after. Yeah. Chuck was too dumb to have sex with was an actual real thing.

[Co-host or Friend]

Really?

[John Holberg]

Yeah. Yeah. Not like I was rolling in the opportunity.

[Co-host or Friend]

I was gonna say, you.

[John Holberg]

You can't be spending four or five minutes with her. You're like, he's right. This is maybe the dumbest person I've ever sat in a room with. Yeah. Like, mentally retarded people were like, no, this one's not very bright.

[Co-host or Friend]

Wow. Yeah.

[John Holberg]

So there you go, Larry. It's the way we lost it. Train your kids better. That's what I say. I should have been a dad. I'd have raised a good one. I raised a good one. That would have been phoning one of them socialists and giggling with me. High five, daddy. Did you nail that socialist? I did. Good stuff. Did you get her out of her turban? Anyway, Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a fantastic Thursday. We'll see you tomorrow. The morning sickness. Hello. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Doug Hopkins]

No membership fees.

[John Holberg]

I have heard enough of this. It's John Holberg here and it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of my home group and doughins.com 2026. Brand new year. That usually means every one of us says something like, this is the year I blank. And then we insert some strange goal. Let me tell you this. Most of the time, you're not going to do it. This year, I'm going to call TV's Doug Hawkins. He will buy your home as is. You can start eyeballing houses that are already upgraded. So fresh starts for 20 are waiting for you at your keyboard. Start the process right now online, doughkins.com or sing Hopkins 1-800-sale now.