01-30-25 - Entertainment Drill - THU - w/Dale Hellestrae - Dale Has Story Of New Little House Reboot And Lacy Chabert's Hallmark Line

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (January 30, 2025)

Host/Author: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Episode Title: Entertainment Drill - THU - w/Dale Hellestrae
Release Date: January 30, 2025

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Introduction and Guest Welcome

The January 30, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness kicked off with the usual energetic banter among the hosts—Dick Toledo, Brett, Dale Hellestrae, and Brady Bogen. Despite initial technical hiccups and interruptions, the team smoothly transitioned to welcome guest Dale Hellestrae, setting the stage for an engaging "Entertainment Drill" segment.

React Defense Promotion

Before delving into entertainment news, Brady Bogen took a moment to promote ReactDefense.com, emphasizing the importance of tactical self-defense training. He recounted a compelling story to illustrate the value of their courses:

“The best thing you could do... is just pull over, get away from it, get his license, call the cops, it's too big for you.”
— Brady Bogen [03:00]

This real-life scenario underscored the practical skills attendees could gain, such as knife defense and gun retention, aimed at handling multiple attackers and high-stress situations effectively.

Leonardo DiCaprio’s New Relationship

The conversation swiftly moved to Hollywood buzz, focusing on Leonardo DiCaprio's latest relationship:

“She's 26 and he stuck around. His number has always been 25. Breakup.”
— Dale Hellestrae [05:07]

The hosts humorously debated DiCaprio's choice of a younger partner, Vittoria Seretti, a 26-year-old Italian model. They playfully speculated on his friends' opinions, suggesting she has him "completely whipped." The banter highlighted the show's signature blend of humor and pop culture commentary.

Netflix’s "Little House on the Prairie" Reboot

A significant portion of the episode was dedicated to the exciting news that Netflix is rebooting the beloved series "Little House on the Prairie." The hosts expressed varied opinions and nostalgic memories related to the original show:

“Netflix is rebooting Little House on the Prairie. God, I can't wait for that one.”
— Brett [06:52]

“A new version will be part hopeful family drama, part epic survival tale and part origin story of the American West.”
— Brett [07:48]

They reminisced about watching the original series, sharing personal anecdotes about family viewing habits and the show's impact on their childhoods. The discussion also touched on potential casting and the new show's thematic directions, blending historical authenticity with modern storytelling.

Lacy Chabert’s Hallmark Holiday Products

Shifting to seasonal news, the hosts highlighted Lacy Chabert's Hallmark ventures:

“Is releasing a lot of products next holiday season. That includes cards, ornaments, and other entertaining essentials.”
— Brett [08:11]

Known as the "Queen of Hallmark," Lacy Chabert is expanding her product line for the holidays, which the hosts enthusiastically endorsed. They praised the variety and quality of the upcoming merchandise, positioning it as a must-have for festive celebrations.

Monica Lewinsky’s New Podcast

In a surprising twist, the conversation veered towards political and social topics with the announcement of Monica Lewinsky’s inaugural podcast:

“Lewinsky is launching her first podcast.”
— Dale Hellestrae [09:40]

The hosts briefly discussed the podcast titled "Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky," likely touching upon themes of personal growth and public perception. The segment was delivered with characteristic humor, integrating Lewinsky's historical context into the show's lighthearted narrative.

Personal Anecdotes and Banter

Throughout the episode, the hosts shared personal stories and engaged in playful teasing, enriching the listener's experience with relatable humor:

“Lacy, KT and the Ingalls family. Yeah, the Little House in the Prairie was on every Sunday at my house.”
— C [08:31]

This blend of personal insight and humor fostered a sense of camaraderie among the hosts, making the content more engaging for the audience.

EOS Fitness Promotion

As the show neared its conclusion, a promotional segment for EOS Fitness was seamlessly integrated:

“If you want to go out there. Mayo Boulevard in the loop 101. Head on out there from 5 to 7.”
— C [10:48]

The hosts encouraged listeners to visit the EOS Fitness location for exclusive offers, including Disturbed tickets and branded merchandise. This segment exemplified the show's ability to balance entertainment with community engagement and sponsorships.

Conclusion

The episode wrapped up with the hosts exchanging final humorous remarks and inviting listeners to tune in the next day. The seamless blend of entertainment news, personal anecdotes, and promotional content encapsulated the vibrant and dynamic spirit of Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• “She's 26 and he stuck around. His number has always been 25. Breakup.” — Dale Hellestrae [05:07]
• “Netflix is rebooting Little House on the Prairie. God, I can't wait for that one.” — Brett [06:52]
• “A new version will be part hopeful family drama, part epic survival tale and part origin story of the American West.” — Brett [07:48]
• “Lewinsky is launching her first podcast.” — Dale Hellestrae [09:40]
• “If you want to go out there. Mayo Boulevard in the loop 101. Head on out there from 5 to 7.” — C [10:48]

This structured and detailed summary captures the essence of the episode, highlighting key discussions, insights, and the hosts' engaging interactions, making it a valuable overview for those who haven't listened to the full broadcast.

Transcript

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett]

The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail.

[C]

This is what I had to do to you the whole day. All right, calm down, everybody. We're back on the air there. Dale's screaming and yelling at top of his lungs and Brett's got trouble. It is? Yes, you, you.

[Dale]

Yeah, exactly.

[C]

I'm the ring master. Okay, now calm everything down. Here we go.

[Brett]

Before we go any further, you got the bill in your phone?

[C]

Yes. I was giving a grief about this game. It was $38.

[Brett]

38.

[C]

Hilarious.

[Brett]

Okay, $38. And then I had one drink because I was driving.

[C]

Yeah, and you had some water and.

[Dale]

Some of that heavenly water.

[Brett]

And you had four dog pound burgers that you didn't pay for any that I bought for you, did you?

[C]

Yes, the last meal. But you ditched free half. I gave you credit when you broke your credit card out. I paid for half of that meal along with Tom. Jesus Christ.

[Brett]

I might not bring you to the rah rah.

[C]

Well, you don't have to worry about getting in there again. You'd be smashed up against the windows looking in.

[Brett]

You're getting all that attention. What I also love is John. Did he do this last night? He just wanders around. Like all of a sudden we're in another room. I'm like, we don't belong in here. Yeah, we do.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. In the aren. I'll walk you through other places. Yeah, yeah, I'll wander.

[Brett]

They don't got any good food.

[C]

No, they didn't have anything in there. Yeah, we wandered in and out of some stuff. Yeah, that is true. I'll take you into other places that seem off limits and then we just act like you've been there.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[C]

Anyway, what was the other thing?

[Brett]

Right before we went to break, you.

[C]

Wanted to yell at me about? You said something right before and I'm like, all right, we'll talk about that in a second. I forgot what it was.

[Dale]

It's too much yelling.

[C]

Me. There was a lot that.

[Brett]

That real sexy girl that's suing.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, he's upset about the Uber. How many Ubers have you not been allowed to get in?

[Brett]

But I don't order the small Uber.

[C]

Right. You know better.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[C]

See, and that's all it is, is personal responsibility to say, I'm not fitting. I'm not getting in an Ultima.

[Brett]

No.

[C]

Like I was going to drive to the Suns game and just to watch you get in and out of my Jeep, which I would find hilarious even just thinking about it. It's not going to be easy for you.

[Brett]

Were you driven in comfort? Yeah.

[C]

Your car's very nice. Got a nice Lincoln. It was very nice car. Yeah. And he drove. I liked the horn blast to start to start the evening. Very classic.

[Brady]

That's how he called his date out.

[C]

It was very classy.

[Brett]

I've done that all my time.

[C]

I just saw him pull into the cul de sac and I just heard that thing going and I'm like, this is the only way this can work. Hilarious. It's time for Brady to give you all the news. Only Brady knows we call this. No, wait, that's the other thing. It's the entertainment drill. Sorry, I started the show over. It's the entertainment Drill. Brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. I was in there yesterday having a blast with, with the guys. And I'm telling you right now, this situation where people just popping in there, it's $199 for what you're getting is amazing. I would have paid 100 bucks for yesterday's session alone. We did knife defense training. Multiple attackers. You start realizing if you're in a situation where there's somebody in front of you, behind you, that you know chasing them around is the worst idea in the world. And told the story about somebody who is a member up there who was driving down the road and the car in front of him started to chuck good sized rocks at other cars driving down Scottsdale Road. And he got. Yeah, he got next to him because he's like, I'm at the light now. This guy's chucking rocks at my car. This is wildly dangerous. These weren't little rocks. And he said, if the dangerous thing in your brain is a lot of guys will be like, I'm. I carry. So I'M going to take, I'm going to chase him down and do stuff. You don't know if that guy's got a gun. The best thing you could do and what this guy did was just pull over, get away from it, get his license, call the cops, it's too big for you. And also, you don't want to go shooting willy nilly at some guy because you've lost your mind because you carry and miss or hit him, injure him and he's like, oh, I threw him out. I didn't even know I hit the car. And now you're some wild renegade that's firing away. Yes. There are ways to protect yourself that are smarter than others. And man, it's the best Brett Careys you have, you have your thing and you went in there with me that time and they taught you gun retention, which was eye opening. The things you learn there are. You cannot get it anywhere else. And right now, two months for 199 bucks. Insane. So get on this thing right now. Go sign up today. Reactdefense.com the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Dale]

Leonardo DiCaprio's friends think his new girlfriend, 26 year old Italian model Vittoria Seretti has him completely whipped.

[C]

Well, she's 26 and he stuck around. His number has always been 25. Breakup.

[Dale]

Right. So they said they and he doesn't care.

[C]

Looks like Warren Beatty. Warren Beatty. Eventually.

[Dale]

Just very devoted to this woman.

[C]

Good for him.

[Brett]

At some point we're talking about moving in of just bouncing around 24 year olds. 60, 50.

[C]

He's my age, he's 51.

[Brett]

I think at some point, don't you? Kind of probably.

[C]

That would be an awful lot.

[Brett]

They all got issues.

[C]

Oh yeah. But you know, they're doing it. They're volunteering to be his temporary girlfriend. So.

[Dale]

But you're right, it never, you know, once they hit the 26.

[C]

He's been dumping them at 26. So.

[Brady]

Well, he's worried about the gray sweats and everything else and you know, wearing pajamas to the store and all that stuff. 24 year olds aren't doing that. 24 is keeping it tight.

[C]

And when 24 year olds wear pajamas to the store, it's like, well, that doesn't look so bad. Right? Yeah.

[Dale]

Dale's excited about his story.

[C]

Okay, go ahead.

[Brett]

Oh, God. First of all, what happened to your face? Is that the knife fighting? Yeah.

[C]

Oh, I was shaving and I cut myself.

[Brett]

What about under your eye?

[C]

What's wrong with under my eye? Oh, I'm I slept wrong. Brady screwed up my schedule last night. We were drinking early and I went to bed at a regular time and did my sleeping. I don't know. I don't know what you.

[Brett]

I don't know. You look like you got knife Nick.

[C]

Oh, did I get. I might have gotten punched. Yeah, I might have gotten hit yesterday. Fighting. I don't know.

[Brett]

I mean, elbows.

[C]

I got some bruises.

[Brett]

Yeah, I mean, when you're as ugly as you are, it's hard to notice those things.

[C]

But yet you did.

[Brett]

Yeah. Let's see here. This Brady just scoured the Internet. Yep. Netflix is rebooting Little House on the Prairie. God, I can't wait for that one.

[C]

Yeah.

[Brett]

The original series told kind of a true story of the Ingalls family.

[C]

Ingalls.

[Brett]

Ingalls family who lived in a farm in Minnesota in the late 1800s.

[C]

Are you not familiar with them?

[Brett]

Yeah, but I.

[Dale]

You talked about that show a lot.

[Brett]

Yeah, I. Well, I. I used to have a crush on that Melissa Gilbert. Yeah, because I was about same age, sir. Why is anything that you don't like like Nelly?

[C]

Yeah, I'm assuming she was kind of cross eyed.

[Brett]

It was loosely based on the books of Laura Ingalls wilder. Ran from 74 to 83.

[C]

That's right.

[Brett]

A Netflix executive says a new version will be quote, part hopeful family drama.

[C]

Now. You'll love it.

[Brett]

Part epic survival tale and part origin story of the America West. Yeah, no word yet on cast.

[Dale]

It's gonna be a little more hardcore or start date.

[Brett]

It streams on Peacock.

[C]

Remember when Mary went Blind?

[Brett]

That's a.

[C]

Those were some great. Why didn't.

[Dale]

Here's another story.

[C]

Just read the headline stories for him.

[Brett]

Yeah. Queen of Hallmark, Lacy Chabert.

[C]

She bear.

[Brett]

Shea bear. How do you know all this?

[C]

Because I can read.

[Brett]

Is releasing a lot of products next holiday season. That includes cards, ornaments and other entertaining essentials.

[C]

Yep.

[Dale]

So excited about that, aren't you, Dale?

[Brady]

Well, that's some news, Dale.

[C]

Thanks for that. Yeah. Good job, Dale.

[Brett]

I can start researching.

[C]

You need to start bringing your own stories setting you up to fail. Lacy, KT and the Ingalls family. Yeah, the Little House in the Prairie was on every Sunday at my house. That was a big deal. My sister would not. My dad liked it too, because he liked Michael Landon. He was an old west guy. He loved that stuff. That how that was a big deal at my place.

[Brett]

But did your sister go off the deep end or something?

[Monica]

No.

[C]

Yeah, she's nuts.

[Brett]

I mean, I would thought watching the Little House and the Player Might keep her.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, she was like 7 and 8. We didn't see the signs once that went off the air.

[Brett]

You see the first sign right when.

[C]

Little House got canceled.

[Brady]

She's a bigger fan of Chico.

[C]

Yeah, she went to Chico and the Man. That is an evil villain laugh. Jesus Christ.

[Monica]

I feel like I gotta put my.

[C]

Hand in my wallet when I hear that laugh. Man, oh, man. You should be petting a bald cat with that. All right, you done? Yeah. That's it.

[Brett]

Yeah. Come on. You got one more.

[C]

Something else in there other than Monica.

[Dale]

Lewinsky is launching her first podcast.

[C]

Now we got something.

[Brady]

You should have had that one, Dale.

[C]

Yeah. Dale, Jeez.

[Brett]

What do you know about Monica Brady?

[Dale]

It's called Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky. She had a little affair.

[Brett]

With who?

[Monica]

It's called Choking it down with Monica. Dale, I was president when you were a Super bowl champion. I do not remember you at the White House. I don't. I don't remember you being there.

[Brett]

I remember because we were there shortly after.

[Monica]

I do. I know the Cowboys were there, but I was not paying attention to anything there.

[Dale]

That's a nice tie. Where'd you get it?

[Monica]

Well, you don't need to know why the stains or the bubbles are on it. But it's all right. Don't you worry about my clothes. Take it to the dry cleaner. That's what I always say. It's good to see you guys. Dale, nice to meet you for the first time ever.

[Brett]

Screw you, Bill. Yeah, well, shaking his hand. Got a picture with him.

[C]

No kidding. Is it hung in your house? Proudly.

[Brett]

My wife put in a frame.

[C]

All three meetings or just.

[Brett]

We only went once.

[C]

No kidding. So you mock it.

[Brett]

We had one parade and the White House once.

[Dale]

Was it the first one?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[C]

No kid. And then there's the rest were just like.

[Brett]

You know what? This is getting old.

[C]

Wow.

[Brett]

This big and old.

[C]

All right, that's enough of you. You're done here. We're done with this one. All right, let's get out of here. Brett, tonight at EOS Fitness. If you want to go out there. Mayo Boulevard in the loop 101. Head on out there from 5 to 7. Brett's got all sorts of stuff he's gonna have Disturbed tickets now that's coming up here in May. A bunch of EOS swag. And you can get memberships like crazy. So Brett. Brett will hook you up with KUPD stuff and. And the rest is easy. Five till seven tonight.

[Brett]

You're working out, Brad.

[C]

That'S out of the question, Dale. Are you crazy?

[Dale]

He'll be on the treadmill the whole time.

[C]

He'll point you in the right direction, and then that's all. That's all he needs to do. And we're all done.

[Brady]

Sign up over there.

[C]

You guys have a great day. And I guess we'll see you tomorrow. Right here in the morning sickness.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[Brett]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Dick Toledo]

No membership fees.

[Dale]

I have heard enough.