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John Holmberg
The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Let's do it. Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Thursday Already it is the morning sickness. How are you? My name's John. There's Brady. There's Brett. There's big Dick Toledo. Off we go for another glorious day here in paradise. And Brady's fresh off his rah rah room experience. He's covered in the blood of a man who no longer has a rah rah room cherry. Good for you, kid. Brady is a rah rah room veteran now.
Brady Bogan
We get a full report here. What's going on?
John Holmberg
Yeah, we should get a full review.
Brett
Not worthy.
John Holmberg
A full review of Brady's rah rah room experience starts now. Go.
Brett
It was outstanding.
John Holmberg
Told you. It's ridiculous how many stars.
Brett
You're greeted by at least eight people before you get to the door.
John Holmberg
That's the greatest part.
Brett
How are you? There's a handshake outside of the stadium. Welcome, guys. Glad you're here.
John Holmberg
Yeah, bunches of them. And then somebody walks through the door. Yeah, I've been. I've been through it a few times, but it always amazes. It's just one of those things. Just, you know, you get somebody, you know who's got one of these things, you got to get in there. I told the guy who sends us the list of band names, he keeps track of them all year and then sends us at the end of the year. All the times we said, that's a good band name. Told him I'd take him. I think his name's Devin. I said, I'll take you later. That he. He's chomping at the bit. Got the email and said, oh, if you're gonna take Brady, you should take me at least. And I'm like, you know what? I did say I would. So I've gotta I've got him lined up. I'm taking strangers. So Brady's been scratched off the riff raff list. Brett, you're close. I'm working on your special occasion, and I just don't know what else to do about Toledo or. I mean, what special occasions? Like, I don't know, Brady announces national.
Brady Bogan
Bread Day or something.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Alex covers his rent, which is due in a couple of days. Yeah, I just. I mean, the man eats Salisbury steak. Why take him in for this glorious meal? That's satisfaction to him.
Brett
Will he appreciate the wagyu tartar?
John Holmberg
Yes, exactly. Brady. Can. Can the riff raff appreciate the tartar? It is a bougie cool place. Yeah, everybody. The staff is awesome. It's fun.
Brett
You walk into Hollywood.
John Holmberg
Nice.
Brady Bogan
Now the question is.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Who's a better guest, Brady or Dale?
John Holmberg
Oh, well. Well, Brady don't listen. Okay. Yeah. Hey, Brady, there's someone in the. I think your car's getting towed. You should run outside real quick and check. I'll say only. Well, gosh, it was. Both were enjoyable.
Brady Bogan
Okay.
John Holmberg
As guests, this is kind of like I feel like I'm on Love Connection right now, and if I pick one, well, we won't pay for it. No, no, no. It was Brady's birthday presentation. We went on a night that was wildly busy, which has not happened. Like, it was even getting in. They kept telling us, probably not gonna get him. Like, really? And then they were nice enough, but we just kind of snuck in and sat at the bar. But, geez, who was a better guy? Who would I go? Yes. It's hard to say because this was a. This was a treat for Brady, and Dale was very fast to kick in with his credit card. So when you're looking at it from that perspective, I mean, Brady cost monetary. Brady cost me a fortune.
Brady Bogan
So is Brady needed a redo then, you know.
John Holmberg
Well, yeah, like, not a special occasion one. And I just don't know if that's going to happen. Let's. Dale's a bigger fan of the suns, so he gets talking about the suns more. Brady and I have known each other longer, so we have more talking points to go back and forth with. Brady's intentionally funnier than Dale. Dale's accidentally funnier than Brady. I'm gonna go ahead and say, ooh, this is hard. Brett, that's a tough question. I'm gonna give the nod right now to Brady. For real. That's right. Brady is the. Brady is the better guess, better date. Although both would be dateable again, I would take Brady because there was less complaining. And Brady walks faster, so Brady is in. All right.
Brett
I can stand longer maybe.
John Holmberg
And Brady can hang out in my. I've got. I've carved out a little niche for myself, the sommelier and some of the people I've gotten to know down there kind of make me happy in a corner that I've, like a cliff and norm spot.
Brady Bogan
Okay. All right.
John Holmberg
Yeah. So I think I'll go with Brady. Because Brady could stand up. Dale had to sit down all the time. I'm going with Brady. All right. Brady is the better guest.
Brady Bogan
Congratulations, Brady.
John Holmberg
The more favorable Rah Rah room companion. Ah, the Rah Rah room. The bougie place.
Brett
And on your way to the seats, you walk down the hallway, and you go by two or three other bougie places.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Yeah. There's a bunch of stuff under the arena, but Rah Rah room bougie. But there's, like, club access to. The next one is. Yeah, that was pretty bougie. They got a lot of, like, underground stuff going on.
Brady Bogan
If that's got a club down there or something or.
John Holmberg
I mean, two clubs.
Brady Bogan
Oh, no kidding.
John Holmberg
Well, one big, like, huge club, and then two food and drink hangouts.
Brady Bogan
Okay.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett
But now I'm curious about. At the end of the night, Ishbia comes in.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett
Shakes hands with a couple of people real quick. And then Beeline gets out back room. And I'm curious. There's some kind of sweet back room setup.
John Holmberg
There is. What we found out last night, though, was phenomenal. And I didn't know this. This is amazing. Technically, you could kill someone in the Rah Rah room and no one can tell. Yeah, we were. We were told by one of the staff members that the entire staff. And I don't know if this is part of it. We didn't sign anything. Is they have to sign an NDA to not talk about who was in there and what they were doing. So basically what it is is really wealthy people who are in the Rah Rah room want anonymity for the horrible things they're doing inside of there from the staff. So the staff can't go on Instagram and go, I saw Brady Bogan last night sucking on John's toes. You know, they can't tell the tales of the things they've seen. Or if you go in there with a hooker, nobody can rat you out. Nobody can film it.
Brady Bogan
My kind of place.
John Holmberg
Yeah, it's very. And there's pictures of Sinatra on the wall. It's very much Your kind of place someday, Brit.
Brett
Piles of cocaine everywhere.
John Holmberg
Yeah, that's what. Like, if somebody started doing bumps off your wang, the staff can't do a thing about it.
Brady Bogan
It's like Studio 54 back in the day. It's just kind of like it's exclusive. Out of sight, out of mind.
John Holmberg
Kind of feels like when she told us that, we both were like, why would you need that? And then you realize there's billionaires in there sometimes and you don't know who they're with. Some hooker, some. Some like. I don't know if it's. I felt very Epstein about the whole thing after she said that. And it made me like it even more when I. When I found out about that. I'm like, oh, boy.
Brady Bogan
Any of the players ever roll through?
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Oh, okay.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I' yeah, the players roll through. The last time when I was in there with Kevin Ray, last time, the player that rolled through was Mason Plumlee. That doesn't count. In two games, he has two points more than me, so. Screw you, Mason Plumlee. You drive me nuts. Yeah, that's pretty neat, though. But I'm glad Brady enjoyed it. It was a birthday extravaganza for him. Said, do they have a cuck chair, John in the Rahra room? Then you could take to lead, or you can just sit down and watch everybody have a good time. That's a good idea, writer. That's true. This is Alex. Paying his rent's the only way Toledo can even reach for his wallet in there. Otherwise he won't have it. That's the thing. It's like Toledo's got a lot of bills to pay for other people. I don't see him diving deep into the capital one card, you know, but that was it.
Brett
I don't know.
John Holmberg
You know, life change, changer loan. Oh, yeah. He's got. He's got good credit because of his. His lady. He showed up on that one. He's got a lot on his plate. He is on. Yeah, he did the life change alone thing, so his credit's good. So. And that means you gotta.
Brett
You might have some of that fantasy football cash.
John Holmberg
Oh, that's right. He has never paid anybody for one of those fantasy football scam leads he runs every year. And maybe Toledo is kind of a good one. You know what? Maybe he can go in there and reveal his secrets to the staff about his fantasy football misgivings. It's almost like having a therapist. They can't even. They can't tell on you unless you commit a terrible crime. Yeah. You can admit to anything. I told that I believe her name is Susan. I told the waitress that you and I were going to do it right there in the bathroom. And she goes, well, go ahead. Like we can have a salacious, fiery gay relationship down under here and you can't talk about it. I can do it right. Yep. Sign papers. Like that's amazing. That makes it cool. Yeah. Very Italian moment. That. Very mommy. It's like we're gonna kill somebody. Yeah, well, we're going to kill somebody. And we did kill somebody. Both have to be. Well, one has to be reported, the other is questionable. And like if that, if we said we're going to kill Toledo, like okay. And we. And then Toledo turns up dead, then I think the, the NDA doesn't apply. Pretty cool. And I wonder, NDA or what? You just lose your job. Like what would be the payback? Like, because NDA I would think NDAs usually include.
Brett
Yeah. Is it more expensive than just losing your job?
John Holmberg
Yeah, I would think you get knocked down with some money too. Anyway, it's awesome. And Brady got his birthday present last night. A little taste.
Brady Bogan
Should have took him to the Boom Boom Room afterwards.
John Holmberg
I was thinking about that and then you screwed me up because I didn't realize we were. We got there, we drank. I drank a lot, but not like kind of slow pace drinking. We stayed for the first half. We were down there being what we watched the third quarter and a little bit of the fourth from the seats. Spent most of the time in the room and I was drinking the whole time. And I've been on my new schedule of staying up all night and stuff. I went back to the H and H ranch across the street just to grab my keys. Really sat on the couch, started to watch an old game show and the next thing you know it was 3:30 in the morning. I'm like, ha. Brady put me back on sleeping at night. I fell asleep at like 11:15. It was like, no. This is what I've been fighting. 2025 has been the year of no alarm clocks at all.
Brett
Bad series of pressure luck.
John Holmberg
No pressure luck's over at 10. I didn't get in for that. Body Language and Blockbusters. Body Language with Jill Whelan and Larry Dallas from three companies. Remember Richard Klein? Body Language wasn't on very long. It's basically charades. Not very good and. But that's two in a row on the Buzzer Network and then they show Blockbusters and then it gets into some silly old stuff and I usually flip out then. But I like the old game shows. Started watching some body language. And you remember Jill Whelan from Love Boat?
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
John Holmberg
She was the one who ruined it at the end there. She was Captain Stubing's daughter. And then she got older. Anyway, she was on there. And C. She was a C last Captain. She was. Yo, she was gross. Yeah. Nobody wanted to see her. Holmberg's morning sickness. Holmberg's Morning Sickness. 28 KUPD. Holmberg's Morning Sickness. And then next thing you know, TV's on, and I'm like, huh? Like, God damn it, Brady, you slow drank me into sleeping at night again.
Brett
That GHB drug kicked in late.
John Holmberg
It was. Yeah, your Spanish fly. And my. My toes were pruny, and. And I had Cheeto fingers. What. What the hell happened last night?
Brett
Incredible night last night.
John Holmberg
Brett there. And on the fridge, written in Cheeto dust was, I love you. And I'm like, oh, Brady raped me. And nobody at the rah rah room could say anything.
Brett
I don't know what you're talking about.
John Holmberg
Yeah, it was not good, but, yeah, I slept. Damn you. And I don't like that at all. I'm doing my best to keep that. This new schedule has been phenomenal. Fantastic. Something else great happened yesterday, and I showed Brady some other. Some people out there. You're about to roll your eyes, but deal with it. I just found out yesterday a new way of texting. I'm fascinated.
Brett
And I haven't cracked a code, and.
John Holmberg
He can't figure it out. You never have to lift your finger off the keyboard.
Brady Bogan
Oh, the swiping.
John Holmberg
Yeah, that's.
Brady Bogan
That's the only way Matthia text.
John Holmberg
It's crazy.
Brady Bogan
And I don't understand it because she's, like, playing connect the dots.
John Holmberg
Yeah, you just.
Brett
You just slide your finger.
John Holmberg
You just.
Brett
It's like a Ouija board.
John Holmberg
It is like a Ouija board.
Brady Bogan
That's all she does.
John Holmberg
And it's so fast.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, she could text faster than I can just doing the buttons.
John Holmberg
And I'm very fast just pumping the buttons out. But that's like a typewriter compared to, like, a computer. And now I'm. Now I was showing Brady last night, and it was. It was sad.
Brady Bogan
You were the two old guys sitting there. Wow, look at this.
John Holmberg
And then I showed. There was a lady that was standing behind us, and I said, do you know about this? Jay and Josh up at Tactical Black yesterday were showing me that. Jay's like, you. You know, his wife was thumb. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. With all the letters. And then he goes, is that. And I'm like, I don't even know another option. He goes, you don't know about the swiping. I'm like, no. And he shows me. And I tried to show Brady and it was like trying to teach a dog to spell. Just a mess. And then I grabbed his phone to.
Brett
See if it was the first time I did. I got three words and then I never got it back. But I'm lifting my thumb.
John Holmberg
I think, yeah, you gotta stop. Yeah, you keep your finger on the screen the whole time. I had no idea. I had no idea. And you can't do it either now.
Brady Bogan
I tried it and she just zings through. She could write War and peace in 10 minutes. And me, I'm screwing everything up.
John Holmberg
It's gibberish. I texted Jay and Josh last night just to say thank you and then just to get words in. I've try it if you don't know. But if you do know about it, just ignore us for a second if you didn't know about it. It's. It's the most eye opening thing. Everybody's going to try again.
Brady Bogan
We're the old guys over here. Trying to do swipe texting.
John Holmberg
I just watched his eyes go, oh, boy, here we go. Got to give it another run. Swipe texting. And you know what's crazy? Yeah. And that's the thing. We both were texting challenge. I found out when I had Brady's phone in my hand that he doesn't say the F word ever because duck came up every time. I'm like, what the duck is going on? And I'm just whipping it and it. And it corrects.
Brady Bogan
There was one time I actually meant to type duck and it came up the other one and I'm like, wait, no, no, I had to keep correcting.
John Holmberg
Well, that's my classic story about how my phone works. When I tried to type my. The words Aunt Joan in, that's the day I realized that ant and another word with unt in it. Or you know, they're pronounced different, but they're spelled the same. And my dad was none too pleased about me calling his sister that over and over in the text.
Brady Bogan
Yes, I can see that.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Are we having Christmas at Joan's house? That's my sister, you son of a bitch. What did I do? And then I read it back and like, oh, no, I didn't mean it that way. Ant and that word are spelled almost exactly alike. I'm just learning that. But yeah, my. The Swipe text thing is just.
Brady Bogan
So when we were going back and forth yesterday with all the different names, were you swipe texting, or was that.
John Holmberg
Actually still thumbs up driving, man.
Brady Bogan
That's impressive.
John Holmberg
It makes it easier to text and drive, which has been my dream. I've tried so hard to be a decent citizen about texting and driving. I've tried so hard now with the new slide technique, Even without it, I just can't stop. I want to, and eventually, hopefully, I'll just kill myself with it and I don't hurt anyone else. But you know whose fault it is? All you people out there. Because I'm driving down the road and every car I look into, somebody's got their phone in their hand and they're doing it. I'm like, why are they. If they're doing it, why shouldn't I? It's a terrible habit. It's. It's worse than smoking. It's. It's. It's almost as bad as drugs texting. But I do. And yesterday, while we were doing our name that dog game, we had a terrible text thread going yesterday about naming a dog. And it was. It was hilarious, but it was terrible. I mean. I mean, we're not gonna. Misogyny, I believe. Massive amounts of racism in every direction, you know, cruelty to animals and humans. Anything you can come up with. There's four of us on this thing, and it devolved into naming a dog the worst names you can think of. And while you're driving and doing it and you keep coming up with new ones. It's hilarious.
Brady Bogan
Was it playing over your speakers in the car?
John Holmberg
Like, over Apple CarPlay? Okay.
Brady Bogan
Can't imagine next to the light.
John Holmberg
Oh, my God, the Jeep just shouting.
Brady Bogan
Out, yeah, horrible names.
John Holmberg
Emick face is not gonna. Yeah, My. My. My car doesn't beep, but, yeah, so I'm flying through and I'm just. Zip, zip, zip, zip. It was brand new. Yeah, it's. It's easier to text and drive with the swipe technique. And I know. I know you're in booze. I know if you knew about it, this is old. I just found out about it and found out about it from a guy in his 60s. So, yeah, it's not like this old man, young man thing. It's just nobody teaches you these things. You got to find them your own way. This one says Samsung had it forever. It's the only way I text. I try to teach my husband. He's an Apple person, and he won't do it. Yeah, I think there's some people that are just. I typed the ladders one at a time, God damn it. Because that's how I was raised. Uh, it's old school. You might as well be cave drawing. Yeah, I couldn't. I can't believe how awesome it was to do to be part of that. Says not lifting your fingers to text. Now, Brady will have enough strength to do 13 push ups before the show. If you remember, Brady claimed he could do 12 push ups first thing in the morning. That was a long time ago. Crazy. And then, of course, I got Sean Phils, who says, a little early for your Robin Leach lifestyle this morning. That's right. Lifestyles of the rich and famous. I took Brady the rah rah room and he was impressed.
Brett
Broomhead's already chimed in, take me.
John Holmberg
He wants to go. He did. Nope. Next one up is Ladonna Harvey.
Brady Bogan
She said, yeah, you don't want to get yelled at if you don't bring her.
John Holmberg
I'll just tell the bartender of the waitress. I'm like, I'm gonna go ahead and have the 8 ounce filet and brace yourselves. And I'm Ladena Herman. Now have the cop salad.
Brett
42 ounces.
John Holmberg
42 ounce Tomahawk steak food. Ladana, put the bone in a bag for Sharp. He's my dog. Go home and feed the pet. La hurric. She's got pipes. I'm jealous. I don't know. None of us have her. I'm Jim Sharpcade, Chair News. Good morning. Wake up, Merrigan. She's like a drill sergeant.
Brady Bogan
She's the drill sergeant. Full metal jacket.
John Holmberg
So how's your night last night, Ladonna? I don't know, Jim. Where are you from? Paige? Arizona. Paige? Well, it's up there. Squeers and stairs and haven't seen any horns. Okay, we'll be right back with weather and John rollers traffic in a moment. Maybe first say so. Chad, quit dictating the direction of this program. Ladonna don't want to do traffic. Ladonna's not doing traffic. I'm King Kong. I'm King Kong up in this mother KTO news. Right back, more LA down. Harvey yelling at Jim Sharp in a moment. I'm taking her first just because if she finds out I took broom head, all hell's gonna break loose. That lady, she's making Beth quake in her boots. She's. She's making Beth over there at Kez's dick shrink. And it's an amazing. It's an amazing pipes on that lady.
Brett
In Fact, let's check in at the. The Rah Rah room right now with Jim Cross down there.
John Holmberg
Oh, he's retired. Yeah. Brady, I don't do that anymore. Jim Cross, KTR News. Standing outside an empty building at 4 in the morning. Go yourself. Anyway, KTR's got something going. First time in radio I've heard a new voice. Jesus Christ. What's going on? She's got pipes, that lady. Anyway, yeah, swipe, texting. That's the future. Of course, everybody's chambering on about the. The thing that happened last year. Last night at Reagan International up in Washington, D.C. crazy video of that plane crash. And they're in the Potomac. And then I. You know, I'm weird. Like, the worst part of that to me is if you did, like, because they were saying they were searching for survivors, they found like 25, like, searching for survivors. You imagine you survived the plane crash because they were pretty close to the ground when that helicopter hit them. And to me, I'm not. My BS meter is not up. This looks like to be a mistake. But Blackhawks and jets have so many systems on each one to know when something's too close. The fact that they collided, I mean, there's some sort of part of me that says something intentional happened here. You have to really F up twice.
Brett
So it wasn't. The Black Hawk wasn't on the Runway.
John Holmberg
No, it was. You haven't seen the video? No, it's in the air. It was.
Brady Bogan
They were on a training mission.
John Holmberg
They said they're landing and a Blackhawk helicopter just flies into T bombs it.
Brett
Yeah, I saw it split the plane, and I couldn't.
John Holmberg
I've talked to pilots and, you know, just. And the one guy that told me said, the one thing we fear is fire. And he goes, but there's so much technology on jets now that you can't really have problems. It's usually pilot error. The other thing was spatial discombobulation. I forgot what they call that. You get. The pilot can sometimes not know if he's right side up or upside down and it'll hit him in a second. Or he thinks he's going straight and he's turning dead left. And he has no idea. And he just. It's. Yeah. Spatial. Spatial disassociation. I remember what they call it morning sickness. Holes. Morning sickness. But he's like. Those things kind of happen. And that's like, really where. It's a thing. He's. And then his other thing was. And sometimes man made things just fail. And he said, so you know, you get into that. Yeah. This is. Oh this is currently.
Brady Bogan
Show the video.
John Holmberg
Video after this. The. But to me a Blackhawk helicopter is from what I've been told by pilots about as technologically advanced as anything you can imagine. And. And the thing's about to land. It's going over the Potomac and it just hits the plane in the air.
Brett
Wow.
John Holmberg
And then a crazy video. And. But, but the jet. The American Airlines Eagle thing that the little. It's the. The baby jets that they fly that has technology on it that would sense something close. I don't know that the jack can get out of the way if one.
Brett
I don't know looks like there's.
John Holmberg
It's not going up. And that's the only. When I first heard this I thought to myself oh, the helicopter was raising up and hit the bottom of the plane. But there's always stuff on planes that say, you know, I watch a lot of air disasters. Terrain, terrain pull up and if it's within a few hundred feet the plane's gonna freak the F out that you've got an incoming. Something especially as big as a Blackhawk helicopter. Boy, that's hard to say without sound careful. Said something terrible. And then the Blackhawk has that technology. So I would. I'm not. I'm a conspiracy nut. I'm not ruling out that somebody did this. This is too. There's too much going on. I mean our cars. We have Waymo. Our cars know when something's too close to just veer off or dip or do whatever. Unless both computers did the same thing to avoid the other. There's just so much technology on each aircraft for them to collide the way they did seems strange to me especially.
Brett
You know, going over. You know you're. The airport area. I mean the first thing you're doing is kind of you're thinking is looking around. Even when you're.
John Holmberg
Yeah. And it's Washington D.C. so the next thing in your brain is who's on that plane? Was there a politician? I know they have us skater. Yeah.
Brady Bogan
That was the big one. The figures about this morning.
John Holmberg
2. Two Russians from their skating team from years ago. They meddled.
Brett
They won a World Championship in 94.
John Holmberg
They died on the plane. They know that for sure. And then they said a bunch of us skating members and I don't know if it was management but a plane landing in D.C. hit by a Blackhawk helicopter. It just seems. It seems far fetched to believe that we're still making those mistakes.
Brett
Yeah.
John Holmberg
But it does. And and again, you know, the conspiracy theorists to me would say, well, it doesn't happen all the time, which makes it their excuse. I don't know. This one seems to be a load fishy. Who was on there? Was there a businessman we wanted taken care of? Russian skaters. That means there's other Russians on there. Something. Something ain't right. That one. It smells a little. But I mean, my worst. The thing for me was you survive it and you land in the Potomac in January, I can't even imagine that you might have survived the crash.
Brett
That's what they're Even when.
John Holmberg
And then froze seconds later in that.
Brett
Horrible color in the crew, you know, luckily, the Hudson.
John Holmberg
Yeah, that was in January, too.
Brett
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Yeah. They said the water in the Hudson was freezing, but it was only about calf deep because they were standing on that wing. It is a. You know, it's. You know, and again, my brain goes down that road. Maybe it is just simply a mistake, just a goof, you know, and you want to. You just want to. You want to believe as a person who flies, you know, as all of us kind of just hop on that plane and cross our fingers and, you know, take. Take a chance. We want to believe that that's not possible, that those mistakes have been rectified through technology. You just don't want to believe you're going to sit on that thing. And if something happens like that, it's like, we've got things to cover this. Right. You don't want to believe it's that fragile because that's a fragile situation. Where at the airport, of all places, another thing going side by side, and that's another deal. Why was that helicopter in that space going left and right when everybody else is going north and south? Yeah. I don't know. This one smells.
Brett
And again, you look at that video from the distance, it looks like you can clearly see that it's a helicopter. Looks like it has visual, you know, can see the plane.
John Holmberg
You would think so. You would think so. And then, yeah, the other crazy in me, and I don't want to stir this up, but this is where my brain works, so I'm sharing it with you, is that we've had a couple of guys who are the military dude down in New Orleans that was trained and was a, you know, respected military guy radicalized by ISIS and drove his car down the street New Year's Eve, and he was one of ours until he wasn't. And then you find out that the pilot and the Black Hawk grabs hold of it and says, we're doing this, boys. Like what? And you find out he's. He's a double agent. And I watched too many Bond movies as a kid to not think that that stuff can't be possible. And I think I want that to be true.
Brett
It's gotta be on the list of.
John Holmberg
Possibilities because it unlocks a fear in me that this, this is. We're still that fragile when we fly, that they're not 100% solid about where the other planes are. And I. You know, on air disasters, they talk about, you know, they call them near misses, which is a hit if you do the English right. But they're always like, oh, we were. We were then 700 yards of each other. And they consider that too close.
Brett
It's like the 21 foot rule.
John Holmberg
Yeah, exactly. The planes. Yeah. Because he makes a turn, you're like, we can't get out of the way. But, you know, they know when the plane starts beeping, you're too close. You're too close. You get somebody in your airspace, the. Your air traffic control is right there. There's a. There's an air disasters episode. I think it was in la, where a US Air jet like the Eagle that land or that didn't land yesterday in D.C. was on the Runway and got a little lost in the shuffle with the air traffic controllers and was just sitting there waiting its turn. And they landed a plane on top of it because he was supposed to not be on the Runway yet, but he pulled out. And then one guy right before in the recording goes, Where's US Air 1870? And the guy goes, oh, my God. And that's the last thing you hear because then this other plane just goes right over the top and blew up. Two planes. One big passenger jet and one little one. My buddy Billy was in Detroit flying to Pittsburgh in 1990 on a snowy mess of a night. And the pilot got lost and pulled out onto a Runway. And another plane took. Took it, cut the top of it off with its wing and its jet. And Billy said, just. Just hear a horrible noise. He survived this horrible noise and then just flames all through the thing because if I wasn't wearing my leather jacket, I'd have been torched. And then he. He's the one who told me, never tell a woman never to wear pantyhose or anything. You know, that like polyester ish type burns to your body. And he goes, and that fuel isn't fire. It's the air is on fire. You don't see it. And he said, we're walking through, and you can't figure out how come the air. Like, you can't. It's. Yeah, you can't touch it. The air is literally on fire. So then you'll sit and reach for something in your arm will burst into flames. Because you stay on fire, the air doesn't show it. You light on fire. And he's like, my coat was keeping me from that. And he said, I was watching people just go up in flames. He woke up after the thing turned, looked. There was a guy sitting next to him whose head was hanging off. And he's like, I'm. I don't know what just happened, but I'm alive. And the door cracked open. Everybody got out. So he was on that. So, yeah. And that's an air disasters, too. I always text Billy. I'm like, your air disaster is on. Like, that's his. Like, that's his time on Growing Pains. No, he was on a Northwest flight.
Brett
Northwest, yeah.
John Holmberg
But it was. It's. It's crazy scary to think that because we all take our chance flying, we all go to the airport and just trust that this one's going to be all right. You just don't want it to be. You want your disaster to be legitimate, you know, if a terrorist is going to take the plane, you want it to be obvious what happened. You don't want ambiguity and flying. So I don't know, man. That's a tough one to watch. And then again, crashing in the Potomac. When I was a little boy, I had a dream about a little guy, smaller than me, laying in the water. And I could see the Washington Monument and the White House in my dream. And I had it every night for days and days and days. I wake up crying. I tell my mom, that little boy's in the water and he's dying, and nobody knows, and there's divers and there's no one. And then this plane crashed. I think it was 1979 or 1980, in the Potomac. And they found a little kid laying in the water. And my mom was sobbing. She goes, is this what you've been talking about? I'm like, I don't know what this means.
Brett
Freaky.
John Holmberg
But it was really weird that I'd had that dream. And I kept telling her, I said, he's in this riverbed. It's where the President lives. I was 6 or 7. And she's like, that's crazy. She still talks about that to this day. She's like, you told me about that little boy in the water, and he lived If I remember right, they found him. So it's creepy. So I don't know. It's to me before it turns into this, you know, conspiracy thirst trap, I just. I hear the words Washington, D.C. plane crash, that can't happen anymore. We've almost been promised that they won't do this anymore and no survivors and we don't know who's on the plane. And it. It reeks of something else.
Brett
It looks deliberate.
John Holmberg
If it was a news helicopter, okay, But a Blackhawk, and all they are is technology. I don't know. This one stings. This is a Stinger. And then again, maybe it just didn't work. We've seen Blackhawks do some stuff. When we tried to get bin Laden, one of them just laid itself on its side coming into the compound. We left it behind. We blew it up. So they didn't. But again, we blew it up because it's so full of technology, we didn't want them to have it. Do they still build those here? Or they kill that plant though. Not sure.
Brady Bogan
Those are Apaches in the same Apache longbow.
John Holmberg
I thought that was.
Brett
I think a Blackhawk is a different color.
John Holmberg
Yeah. It's a tough one to watch if you haven't seen the video yet. Yeah, you're gonna watch it because we're all human and we're gross. But like Brady just saw it for the first time. It's. It's cringe worthy to have to see that stuff. So my thoughts are we're going to hear some more about this or we're not. But my guess is somebody important's on that plane and we won't hear about that for a couple more days. There'll be somebody of like, importance to a thing. Not necessarily a senator or something like that, but somebody that was a linchpin to a thing. My guess is this is a potential takeout and 63 other people were casualties based on this or the dude in the Blackhawk helicopter went nuts. I don't know. It seems too easy to be like whoopsie because there's going to be a lot of investigating. And I didn't realize they closed airports for that. What are the planes that are right behind that one about to land? Do they just go right over it?
Brett
They water and they'll take him to another airport.
John Holmberg
I know, but if you're the next plane and you're in final circle around, you get out of there.
Brett
Yep.
John Holmberg
You can't land over the top of what just happened. Like, not even the next guy anyway. It's not good. But I don't like thinking that way. And my brain immediately goes, oh boy, here's the unraveling. We're going to have troops flying to Ukraine or something here soon to open the doors because something happened on that plane. I hope I'm wrong. Let's get a wake up song. Five eight, five nine, eight hundred. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KVD. Wake up. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.
Brett
No membership fee.
John Holmberg
I have heard enough of this.
Summary of Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona (Episode: January 30, 2025)
Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, delivered an engaging and multifaceted episode on January 30, 2025. Hosted by John Holmberg with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, the show navigated through a variety of topics ranging from exclusive venue experiences and technological advancements to a suspicious aviation incident. This summary encapsulates the key discussions, insights, and humorous exchanges that defined the episode.
The episode opened with John Holmberg welcoming listeners and introducing Brady Bogen’s recent experience in the Rah Rah Room, an exclusive and upscale area within a venue. Holmberg humorously remarked, “Brady is a Rah Rah room veteran now” (00:35), setting the stage for an in-depth discussion about the exclusivity and operations of the Rah Rah Room.
Brett Vesely provided a detailed account of the Rah Rah Room's hospitality, stating, “You're greeted by at least eight people before you get to the door” (01:22). This emphasis on high-touch service highlighted the premium nature of the experience offered to patrons.
The conversation naturally transitioned into a debate about guest preferences, specifically comparing Brady Bogen and another guest, Dale. Holmberg posed the question, “Who's a better guest, Brady or Dale?” (02:53). After a lively discussion, Holmberg concluded, “I'm going with Brady because Brady could stand up. Dale had to sit down all the time” (05:07), favoring Brady for his endurance and engaging personality.
The hosts delved deeper into the Rah Rah Room’s operations, uncovering unsettling aspects of its exclusivity. Holmberg revealed, “We found out last night [...] they have to sign an NDA to not talk about who was in there and what they were doing” (06:07). This non-disclosure agreement (NDA) ensures that staff cannot reveal any activities or individuals present in the Rah Rah Room, raising concerns about potential illicit or unethical behaviors being concealed.
John Holmberg speculated on the implications of such secrecy, stating, “It's really wealthy people who are in the Rah Rah room want anonymity for the horrible things they're doing” (06:56). This led to a discussion about the moral and legal ramifications of enforcing strict confidentiality in exclusive venues.
Transitioning from exclusive venues to technology, Holmberg introduced his recent encounter with swipe texting. He shared, “I just found out a new way of texting. I'm fascinated” (12:17), expressing both intrigue and frustration with the new method compared to traditional typing.
Brady Bogen humorously criticized the swipe technique, remarking, “She could write War and Peace in 10 minutes” (14:15), highlighting the challenges older generations face in adapting to new communication tools. The hosts discussed the efficiency and potential dangers of swipe texting, especially concerning texting while driving. Holmberg candidly admitted his struggle, saying, “I've tried so hard now with the new slide technique, even without it, I just can't stop” (15:45).
The segment underscored the generational gap in technology adoption and sparked laughter over their collective fumbling with the swipe interface, making the discussion relatable to listeners navigating similar transitions.
A significant portion of the episode was dedicated to analyzing a recent plane crash involving a Blackhawk helicopter and an American Airlines flight in Washington D.C. Holmberg expressed skepticism about the official reports, pondering whether the incident was purely accidental or if there were underlying motives. He stated, “This looks like to be a mistake” (21:54) and later questioned, “You have to really F up twice” (22:07), hinting at possible intentional interference.
Brett Vesely and Brady Bogen joined Holmberg in dissecting the event, discussing factors like advanced aviation technology and the improbability of such a collision occurring without human error or malintent. Holmberg shared personal anecdotes and theories, including a childhood dream eerily resembling the crash, saying, “I had a dream about a little guy laying in the water [...] then this plane crashed” (31:47).
The hosts debated the likelihood of conspiracy theories surrounding the crash, considering elements like NDAs within the aviation industry and potential involvement of high-profile individuals. Holmberg speculated, “Maybe it is just simply a mistake, just a goof,” but couldn’t entirely dismiss the possibility of intentional actions behind the collision (27:17).
Throughout the episode, Holmberg and his co-hosts interspersed serious discussions with light-hearted humor and relatable anecdotes. For instance, Holmberg shared his late-night activities post-Rah Rah Room experience, humorously blaming Brady for his disrupted sleep schedule: “Brady put me back on sleeping at night” (10:16).
The hosts also engaged in playful banter about fantasy football scams and personal quirks, such as Holmberg’s struggle with autocorrect miscommunications: “I told the waitress that you and I were going to do it right there in the bathroom” (12:27). These moments added a personable and entertaining layer to the episode, keeping listeners engaged and amused.
As the episode neared its end, Holmberg reflected on the day's discussions, particularly the unsettling nature of the recent plane crash. He expressed a blend of fear and curiosity, stating, “We want to believe that that's not possible, that those mistakes have been rectified through technology” (25:33).
The hosts concluded with a mix of skepticism and hope, contemplating future developments related to the crash and the broader implications for aviation safety. Holmberg humorously shifted the focus back to the show’s branding, reinforcing their identity: “Holmberg's Morning Sickness. 28 KUPD” (19:37).
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Conclusion
The January 30th episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully balanced humor, critical analysis, and speculative intrigue. From dissecting the exclusivity and potential secrecy of the Rah Rah Room to grappling with modern texting challenges and questioning the authenticity of a recent aviation disaster, the hosts provided a compelling narrative that entertained and provoked thoughtful consideration. Their ability to weave personal anecdotes with broader societal issues ensured a dynamic and memorable listening experience for their audience.