01-31-25 - FULL SHOW - FRIDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Date: January 31, 2025 | Release Date: January 31, 2025

Hosts:

• John Holmberg
• Brady Bogan
• Frank Caliendo
• Bret Vesely
• Dick Toledo

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1. Introduction

The episode kicks off with hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo diving straight into comedic banter, setting the tone for a lively and humor-filled morning show. Frank Caliendo joins in, adding his unique comedic flair to the mix.

2. Discussion on Ladonna Harvey and KTR News

Timestamp: [00:31] - [05:57]

• Impersonations and Humor: Brady Bogan shares an amusing email from a listener praising his impersonation of Ladonna Harvey from KTR News. The hosts humorously debate her loud and bombastic reporting style, comparing her to a female version of Dale and jesting about her overpowering presence.

  • Notable Quote:
    Brady Bogan [02:11]: "I find her to be endlessly entertaining and I don't understand exactly why. I really enjoy when she starts yelling and screaming."

3. Justin Tucker and Baltimore Ravens Satire

Timestamp: [05:31] - [14:59]

• Comedic Critique: The hosts launch into a satirical and irreverent discussion about Justin Tucker, the Baltimore Ravens' kicker. They mock his religious demeanor and fabricate humorous accusations about his personal life, blending sports commentary with edgy humor.

  • Notable Quote:
    Brady Bogan [06:50]: "Justin Tucker, if you haven't heard yet, of all the players, incredibly religious opera singer and field goal kicker Justin Tucker has six ladies who do massage therapy that all came out at the same time saying, 'Hey, he did that to me too.'"

4. Sports and Movie Talk: "The Survivor" and Rocky Marciano

Timestamp: [15:00] - [26:30]

• Movie Review: The hosts discuss a fictional or satirical movie titled "The Survivor," which intertwines historical events from Auschwitz with fictional boxing narratives involving Rocky Marciano. The conversation is laced with dark humor and irreverent takes on sensitive historical topics.

  • Notable Quote:
    Brady Bogan [16:55]: "This is Brady Report. We're taking the blood of Baron, the healthiest boy in the world, and injecting it into you."

5. Critique of DEI Policies

Timestamp: [26:30] - [35:59]

• Satirical Commentary: Brady Bogan expresses a strong, satirical critique of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) policies, using exaggerated and offensive humor to mock what he perceives as flawed implementations. The discussion includes controversial statements and hyperbolic scenarios illustrating his disdain.

  • Notable Quote:
    Brady Bogan [29:33]: "Stop coddling babies. Bingo. All right, thank you."

6. Satirical Air Traffic Control Scenario

Timestamp: [36:00] - [50:55]

• Fictional Narrative: The hosts create a fictional and absurd scenario where air traffic control personnel resemble drag performers, leading to chaotic and humorous outcomes like planes making unusual maneuvers. This segment blends aviation topics with drag culture for comedic effect.

  • Notable Quote:
    Brady Bogan [45:03]: "Don't hit the wrong button."

7. Science News Briefs

Timestamp: [50:55] - [57:00]

• Asteroid Alert: Brief discussion about a massive asteroid spotted by astronomers in Chile, detailing its size and the potential threat it poses to Earth. The hosts inject humor into the discussion, downplaying the seriousness with light-hearted commentary.

  • Notable Quote:
    Brady Bogan [54:53]: "It's a 100-meter asteroid. We have a 1.3% chance of it hitting Earth in 2032."

8. Listener Engagement and Promotions: Ufest Alumni Weekend

Timestamp: [57:00] - [86:04]

• Concert Promotion: John Holmberg and Brady Bogan promote the upcoming Ufest Alumni Weekend, highlighting various bands and encouraging listeners to participate. They discuss the challenges of ticket availability and share personal anecdotes related to past shows.

  • Notable Quote:
    John Holmberg [62:12]: "We have to pilfer some. The radio industry itself, just like, are we really?"

9. Calendo Squares Game Segment

Timestamp: [86:05] - [175:05]

• Interactive Game: The hosts engage in "Calendo Squares," a trivia-like game involving questions, true or false statements, and humorous exchanges. This segment features playful interactions, impersonations, and spontaneous humor, keeping listeners entertained.

  • Notable Quote:
    Brady Bogan [100:37]: "I have heard enough of this to you. PD Holmberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail."

10. Personal Anecdotes and Comedic Stories

Timestamp: [86:05] - [175:05]

• John Holmberg's Experience: John shares his challenging experience trying to find parking at Four Peaks during a packed event, leading to humorous reflections on attendee behavior and personal reactions.

  • Notable Quote:
    John Holmberg [124:03]: "I couldn't control it. I just thought it was a little guy with the fire hose. I got it out, but it was just terrible."

11. Birthday Celebrations and Personal Remarks

Timestamp: [147:22] - [176:57]

• Brady Bogan's Birthday: Brady humorously discusses his upcoming birthday, incorporating self-deprecating humor and interactions with co-hosts about age and personal milestones.

  • Notable Quote:
    Brady Bogan [154:47]: "Happy birthday to me."

12. Wrap-Up and Final Promotions

Timestamp: [175:58] - [176:58]

• Closing Remarks: The hosts conclude the episode by reiterating promotions for upcoming shows, Ufest tickets, and expressing gratitude towards listeners. They maintain the comedic tone until the very end, leaving listeners with final humorous exchanges.

  • Notable Quote:
    Brady Bogan [175:57]: "It's 98 KUPD. We need a girl, we need a boy. Hopefully our phones get us through it."

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers a blend of satirical humor, controversial jokes, and interactive segments that engage listeners with its irreverent take on current events, sports, and pop culture. The hosts' dynamic chemistry and willingness to push boundaries create an entertaining yet provocative listening experience.

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Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

War II Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Friday. It's 5:45. This is the morning sickness. My name is John. There's Brady, there's Brett, there's Big Dick Toledo, there's. She's always omnipresent. I got an email from a guy who says I was listening to the podcast and I was cracking up big time about Ladonna Harvey going in with you to the Rah Rah room. Your impersonation is nearly spot on. It's not. This used to be on the morning news in San Diego here, where I live. And you are correct, she is bombastic with those pipes. A female version of Dale. She would be louder than the PA announcer at the Suns game. Oh, we would need a microphone. Exactly. Grayson Allen for 1, 2, 3. Hey. Shazam. Time out, timberwolves who can also suck mag. Whoops. Excuse me. There it is. Timely done. Army cage here and you can't get enough of that one.

[Frank Caliendo]

Wonder if she gets calls from the coast Guard or something saying, you know, heavy fog today.

[Brady Bogan]

We can use your pipes, providing you no problem. All ships at sea listen to the D Hermes warning.

[John Holmberg]

Follow the voice.

[Brady Bogan]

Come towards me. I have Helen destroyed.

[Frank Caliendo]

I know exactly where to go.

[Brady Bogan]

I find her to be endlessly entertaining and I don't understand exactly why. I really enjoy when she starts yelling and screaming and she's just talking good stuff all the way around. I. I don't know. I get. I like her. So she'll be around. Poor Jim. Oh, he's got to try to compete with that voice. Whimpering I'm the daughter, Harvey, KTR News. And I'm. I'm with him. I'm Jim Sharp. Quivering bitch.

[Frank Caliendo]

Master Blaster.

[Brady Bogan]

In the morning, it's non stop for me when I first hear it, I don't know why that is.

[Frank Caliendo]

I'm picturing Jim on her shoulders.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. She's at home. Should we heard her out there. Like she's out. Every time she talks, people in Las Vegas are like, what is that rambling rumbling noise? These microphones are useless for a woman like me. Move them.

[Frank Caliendo]

New emergency alert system.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Hello, Mr. Wife Home? How dare you. I'm sorry, sir. I didn't. Look, sir, I don't know what that means. I don't exactly know what that means. It is, ma'am. That's what that means. KG News. I'm gonna call out of time. What time is your wife at home? Sam? I'm gonna crawl through this floor. I'm gonna tear your head off and crap down your neck. She turns into chest. She's just. She's morphing. She's powerful is what I'm saying. Am I clear? She's got. Are we clear? Are we clear? Crystal. Right. Suppose look at you.

[Frank Caliendo]

And you're.

[Brady Bogan]

Now you stand there in that incredibly white uniform and extend me a little courtesy. I have no idea what you're talking about. Individual person whose gender is not to be revealed through pronouns. No, clearly. I'm a w. I'm a lovely flower with needs and wants. Tender skin and a menstrual cycle. All right, I gotta go. I'm sorry I even bothered with this phone call. Just wanted to let you know. You wanted. You won a charity prize.

[Frank Caliendo]

You need me on the news?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Get down to places. Gym Sharp doesn't like to talk about. You want me on that news wall. You need me on that news. Well, we're gonna get sued. And I want it to happen. I want. I want a cease and desist. I. So he said, please stop doing crazy version of Nathan Jessup as the dunhole. I protect the news. Who's gonna do it? You, Sharp? You broomhead? We live in a world with news walls. And I protect those walls. Truth. I deliver the news in a certain manner that keeps you safe. Provides a blanket of news that only I can give. And you question the manner in which I provide it. Roller go traffic is okay, Ladonna. Whatever you say.

[John Holmberg]

It was quick.

[Brady Bogan]

I've already gotten the cease and desist really quickly. From whom? From Ladonna. Oh, no kidding. Already? Geez. Did she email you? Oh, shoot, she's just shouting it. You'd hear it coming down the street anyway. And they're a few miles away too. But it's still here. For the. It's bouncing off the mountains for those who don't know she's a new. A new voice in town.

[Frank Caliendo]

And she ordered a code red on.

[Brady Bogan]

Ned Foster big time. Anyway, yeah, that's just a thing. You listen to the news for a second to see that the world hasn't exploded. And you hear Ladonna start yelling the news out, start laughing. You've already got a request for Ladonna Jessup for the Square. Maybe that's a thing. Jessup may have to. She's an unknown, but we're definitely helping out. Hey, look, kjr, Congratulations. You get a ratings boost. It's not cuz Ladonna is so great. It's because we pushed our stuff over there. We have no problem with that. Wonder why? We got 4 years and 11 months to go. I mean, that's all I care about. Each month is another lap around the track. And also, I couldn't be happier today. I'm in a great mood. I mean, just an absolutely great mood because Justin. Justin Tucker, the kicker for the Ravens, can't stop whipping his religious dick out.

[John Holmberg]

There's a trend.

[Brady Bogan]

Ravens, Justin Tuggar, if you haven't heard yet, of all the players, incredibly religious opera singer and field goal kicker Justin Tucker has six ladies who do massage therapy that all came out at the same time going, hey, he did that to me too. That guy cannot stop on the tables of massage therapists. So Justin. Justin Tugger, always talking about the Lord, wears his cross, won't shut up about the Jesus. Also, when he's not talking about the Jesus, he's forcing his erection into the hands of a massage therapist. And that's a football thing. That's a football thing. Big time.

[Frank Caliendo]

I'm telling you. It's like, you know, the minute you start going to a variety, right, Find.

[John Holmberg]

One that'll beat you off and stick with it.

[Frank Caliendo]

Massage therapist.

[Brady Bogan]

Stick with it and show some discretion. It's like, I really like when they wonder if this one will do it. And then you start chasing around. Eventually you're gonna get one that goes, hey.

[Frank Caliendo]

Also, you know, at the same time, they're not traveling with you. So if they're on the road, all.

[Brady Bogan]

Right, how bad do you need a massage? You're at a radio, you're a kicker. I.

[Frank Caliendo]

And there's people on the staff.

[Brady Bogan]

There's got to be somebody that'll be like, I'll help you out, Justin, but I'm not going to jerk you off. And that's the problem. The people on the staff won't give him a jerk, and he doesn't like doing it. Himself anymore. And it's. He's got. He's got to be like, hey, I think it may be, oh, Figueroa, Figaro. Oh, you sing opera. Yeah. I'm just trying to impress you, so you give me a jerk. Would you mind that? I don't want to jerk you off. Okay. Pray with me. Pray with me. Justin Tucker. Maybe Deshaun Watson's gonna start going to church with him now or something. Anything bad that happens to Baltimore Ravens ein fin. Fine with. Even if these accusations are false, I'm gonna let this myth live forever. Justin Tucker. Hate him. Always have, always will. He's a good kicker, but this is. This is the best news I could ever get. And I'm. And I'm grateful to his Lord that he put him in these terrible situations to get his wang jerked by multiple people. I think it's fantastic. Justin Tuggar Deshawn.

[Frank Caliendo]

What do I do?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, don't ask him what to do. Oh, my beer. Why don't you get, like, 27 more ladies and then try to, like, make some of them bad people?

[Frank Caliendo]

You got to double.

[Brady Bogan]

You just gotta keep doing it, man. Do you. You do you. God bless. And I told my friend yesterday, the best part of this whole thing is as much as that guy talks about the Lord and his guidance and he won't shut up about religion, is that the one thing he's not gonna make it directly through the middle of the pearly gates. He's going wide right. Everybody doink, doink. Oh, that was Justin Tucker trying to get into heaven. He donked off.

[Frank Caliendo]

Doink, doink, double doink.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's too good. Too damn good. Too good. Oh, Justin died today. If you listen carefully, you'll hear him get into heaven.

[Frank Caliendo]

Tried to get in again.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's no good. No. A life no good. As the opera sings his way right into hell. And I don't care, Rick. I don't believe in either play, so it's easy for me to joke about. But, man, oh, man, when you decide to start telling everybody else how pious you are, like how wonderful you live your life and how clean you are, now you're out there getting handy. You know who's got.

[Frank Caliendo]

If you're gonna bet on anybody, you know that you'd hear how many players.

[Brady Bogan]

No people that loud are always. They're the ones that that dude wouldn't shut up about. He's going in the only time he heard inter. Like, Justin Tucker was a kicker who got interviewed because of his. I mean, he just doesn't Fit in in football. He's. He's gonna be a pastor when he's done.

[Frank Caliendo]

Stay clean. But.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but there's another strong. Butler's another one you gotta watch.

[Frank Caliendo]

He's the only one. I didn't realize.

[Brady Bogan]

He's just. He's old school. That guy Harrison Butler never did anything wrong. Everybody tried to be mad at him because they didn't like his views, but his views were his views, and none of them were wrong. And what he said at that commitment commencement speech a couple years ago, it's exactly what that school wanted to hear, which is a religious super school saying, hey, ladies, I don't know if you read the book we all talk about too much, but it's not a bad idea to stay home and raise your kids and be good at that. And most of you probably want to do that. Deep down. That's why you're.

[Frank Caliendo]

Don't look at it as a bad thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Right? Don't. Yeah, but he even said it. He's like, you probably want that more than a career. What's wrong with that? A family and all that. That's why we're at this Christian school. That's why you had me do this. I thought he was a little bit batty, but the people he was talking to, it made sense. But, yeah, that. That getting beat off by those massage therapist thing in footballs. There's. That's over 50% of them have at least done it. There's no way Justin Tucker's finding all these on his own. Desean Watson's finds. He's got a bird whispering, hey, man, this one over here got me. There's guys who are talking. Robert Kraft.

[Frank Caliendo]

There's a Rolodex.

[Brady Bogan]

Robert Kraft was doing it for much longer than the one time he got lazy and parked his powder blue Rolls Royce in front of that massage parlor in Florida. He wasn't even at home. And he was. And he was in a massage parlor trying to get a hand job. These guys know the places to go. You don't just show up in your powder blue Rolls.

[Frank Caliendo]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

And then go, what? They give hand jobs, too. That came on good authority, and probably, in my opinion, came on good authority from either Tiger woods or Tom Brady, who lived nearby that place. He was down in Tampa. I'm thinking Tom's like, Robert's like, I want a massage. It's like, all right, I got a place for you. Just. I wouldn't park the blue Rolls in front of it. That's going to turn some heads. But sure, if you Want to.

[Frank Caliendo]

He probably was mostly upset. I'm like, oh, no, now I got to get a new leaf, a new tenant in that building. He probably.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe. Bottom line is he knew 60 or 70 different places. And then one told on him. You just have to be. And it wasn't even the lady inside that told on him. People just saw us. Rolls Royce in front of the Tug House. That's a. Hey, Robert Kraft just got out of that Rolls Royce in front of the Tug House. And he went in. He went in. I'm calling the news. Rent a Sonata or something for the day and just drive it over there. Don't. Don't bring your Powder Bowl Rolls the girl to come to you.

[Frank Caliendo]

But Booby, I've been doing it for two years.

[Brady Bogan]

Why in the world is he going to the strip mall? Each team should have a rub and tug brought on staff. It would just keep a lot of things. Just when the Suns won all the games in 2020, when the bubble and the news broke, like, the Suns were terrible. Like, they got invited to the bubble for God knows what reason. They weren't a good team yet. And they went 8, 0 in the bubbles. You were like, they're almost in the playoffs. They might win this thing. And it came out that right before they got on that little streak, a hooker banged the entire team in one room in a day.

[Frank Caliendo]

Was she. She was just doing it, right? Or were they paying?

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, she was a. She was a. I don't know if they paid her, but she was an absolute. She was a professional. I don't know if she was charging them. Yeah, she just enjoyed the idea. She was, like, doing porn and taking money for sex. So, yeah, I don't know if she did that with them, but they snuck her into the bubble, which nobody was supposed to get in from the outside, and she boned the whole team. And the Suns went on a crazy run. It happens all the time. It's just.

[Frank Caliendo]

See, they were smart. They kept it to one person, not six.

[Brady Bogan]

But even then, when the. The Sons are sipping out of the same milk jug, literally, and they're all like, that was fun. I'm going to swim around in Chris Paul's mess. And then the next day, that's what they were doing. I know that's for. It's the two, but Justin Tuggar is a Raven, so it's. It's. Look, when Ravens fall, my heart grows a little bit. I'm happier. Ravens getting hand jobs on the reg and busted. I just. God damn it, I might cry a Little guys, you have to give me this one. It's. Oh, little Justin Tugger.

[Frank Caliendo]

Find out. It's the entire.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

Special teams.

[Brady Bogan]

My guy, Ben Snapper.

[Frank Caliendo]

We need a. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

People will fire. But what about Roethlisberger? That was two. And both of them were. You know. Ben Roethlisberger's crime was not rape. It was being mean to the girls. After he finished, he pulled a power move by a dude. He banged him, and then he got. And we have all had it. We all got that we got to get her out of here feeling. And then she left, thinking that it was love and he's powerful and everything else. And then he just left. He left in the. Well, the Reno one's the. Like, the biggest dick move you can make where he, you know, had the girl up there. I think he made a couple of promises about dinners and things like that. She's like, oh, my God, this is gonna happen. She emailed friends. I was with Ben Roethlisberger last night, and we're going to dinner tomorrow. He's here for the golf tournament. And it is just. I mean, I felt. And then. But in the background, you see his private jets leaving Reno a day early because I made a mistake. Oh, my God. I think I might have been raped. No, we just didn't want to see you again. You were. Everybody was in on it until he left. And then that thing that happened down in Georgia was just. He's just dumb. He went down there in his devil shirt hanging out at bars. And the girl that followed him from bar to bar, he took her into the bathroom, gave her the old lozenge. But he was dumb enough to have a couple of his own offensive linemen stand outside the room and guard it. I don't know why that girl's boyfriend couldn't get in there and see what was going on. I don't know why he didn't call Derek Jeter for some pointers or something. Hire him as a consultant. Derek Jeter needs to do a. Never got in trouble. They have a rookie symposium every year for every team. They go and talk to the new players. Here's what you got to look out for. And it's basically, hey, if you're going to get hand jobs at massage parlors, here's the places to go. They give him a list. We. We knew rookie used to come to the show all the time, and he gave us a list of, here's the. Here's the pizza parlors you should not go to. Here's the places that they do in house bookies and bets. And they're kind of tied to some nefarious criminal family activity and things. And he gave it. And he's like, look at this. The big list. And that's when we found out all that stuff. They told them where to go and where not to go. You're in a city where this happens. Don't go here. Don't go here. Don't go here. They seem normal, and they're gonna. They're gonna reach out to you. Do not go there. And that happens. So they just had Derek Jeter go around to all the sports teams. All right, guys, here's how it works. You're gonna want to bow in a lot of whores. You're a professional athlete. This should be part of the. This is part of the deal that isn't included in your contract. That. That is a benefit you will experience. Now, always have a gift basket at the ready, even for the ones who hate. Like, you want them out of the house so fast afterwards. You're gonna repaint the walls. Cause the smell is so strong, they get a gift basket. Ben needs to give away a jersey, a football, a couple of DVDs of his best moments, bottle of champagne, couple tickets to the game in the future, stuff like that. Oh, he. Oh, this is nice.

[John Holmberg]

Sweet.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's to say here, this is forever. Goodbye, you're done. Jeter never got in a scandal, and he boned everybody in New York. But Justin Tuggar is a kicker, and that makes everything different. Oh, it just joy. There's just so much joy from this, and I can't tell you how happy it makes me. More Ravens, please. And the best part is, it's a Raven scandal where no one actually died, which is a new thing for them. And I think that's even better. I mean, the only thing that died was the soul of Justice Tucker. He has to spend his eternity in hell. Now go ahead and ask forgiveness. I'm not gonna do it. You should ask for a trade. You should ask for a trade to another team. Go to the Browns. Oh, I've seen.

[Frank Caliendo]

No way you want to head to Miami.

[Brady Bogan]

I've seen several interviews with that idiot, and all he talks about is just, you know, a life of how hard it is to be in this and be a decent, you know, caring, religious man. Follow my. Gotta keep my convictions, huh? Huh? You know why he's so calm? I do. He just got a massage.

[Frank Caliendo]

Seems so relaxed.

[Brady Bogan]

He always had. Always had loose thighs and stuff for those kicks. Seemed like his leg was always rubbery. I laugh at your problems, Raven. Oh, I don't want Lamar Jackson to go out like that, though. I don't want him to have that. I want him to just keep sucking in the playoffs for like an eternity. Keep that team from ever winning anything. That's. Keep having your great regular seasons and dying in the playoffs. I'm fine with that. Ah, true joy. True joy. I did something. And also I needed the Justin Tugger news and Ravens falling from the sky because last night, on the recommendation of Jay up at React defense, I watched a movie called the Survivor with Ben Foster. Came out during the pandemic. I didn't know about it. It's a boxing movie, so to speak. It's Schindler's List with boxing. And Schindler's List is a comedy compared to this thing.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. So just when you thought you couldn't hate the Nazis a little more, this movie comes out and it's a true story about this. This Jewish guy in Auschwitz. It was a true boxer, a real boxer who was. His nickname was. It was the pride of Poland. And his nickname was the Survivor of Auschwitz. I can survive anything. His last name was Haft. And. And he had a girl he was with before the Nazis swiped everybody. And he's with this beautiful woman and he loved her, and it was a love story and all that. And then right in front of him, then the Nazis come rolling on and swipe her and stuff her in the back of a truck. And she's screaming, save me Hunts. Go Faith. You know, do all that stuff. And so it's a series of flashbacks and all this other stuff and. And him going. And he. When he wants to. You'd like it, Brett. Like, this is the thing. I know your. Your family and your side and your heritage sided with the Nazis. So this is tough for you to like. Well, what's so bad about Nazis? I can show you in this movie. My grandpa always told me that they did good work. And so I know that you. He fights Rocky Marciano. And the only reason he fights Rocky Marciano is to try to get attention nationally. So this woman who he lost before the war sees that he's still alive and reaches out to the. He wants to try to find her. He promised her I'd find her. I promised her I'd find her. And so he fights Rocky Marciano and Rocky Marciano beats the dog ass out of him, like, for. He just was. I don't think he was that great a boxer. So the reason he was Boxing was because in Auschwitz, one of the Nazi guards saw him fight another Nazi guard and pulled him off and he said, you like, you like fighting high? He goes, come with me. And he takes him into the woods and he starts to train him how to box. Then he might makes him fight other Jews. And whoever loses a fight gets shot in the ring right there. Oh, and so Gladiator. So it is Gladiator, but he gets special treatment because he doesn't lose. He beats up all the Jews they put in front of him. So the Jews start hating him because now he's killing people. Well, basically, yeah. He's murdering his own people.

[Frank Caliendo]

He doesn't have a choice.

[Brady Bogan]

No. And it's. Yeah, he's like, if I. And he does have it. And then they put him in there with guys he's friends with. He's like, I'm not gonna fight this guy. It's like, I need you to fight. I need to die. I want to die from a bullet. I don't want to go get that gas. So they start scrumming, knocks him on his ass, puts him out. And so you're just like, man, there's nothing at all about this movie that's going to have a humorous turn or there is a laugh in it, I'll tell you that. There's a funny joke. It's a. I'll say it. It's a good joke towards the end there. And he tells it at the end. And I actually laugh because you'd laugh at anything at that point. Ray's dad jokes become like Patrice O'Neill material. By the end of this thing, you just want something moderately light hearted. It's good, it's worth watching. The best part about it was, though, being a true story, not understanding what this. The terrors of the concentration camp and the things this man went through and the things he saw, the things he did to survive that were, you know, when he did the news story to try to get his name out there and told the reporter, this is what I did. All the Jews here back in America turned on him like, you son of a bitch. You're a traitor. You beat up other Jews to save yourself for the entertainment and financial gain of the Nazi guards at Auschwitz. And he did. And he said, I did what I had to do. You know, awful things happen. He did what I had to do. This movie is brutal. I go on rotten tomatoes user score 76. Like 24% of people went, meh. I don't know, wasn't that great? I'm like, Come on. You can't get 14% of people like Nazis. 24% or critics. 14% of the critics like Nazis, 24% of the casual viewers, like. Because all this is just making America.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Why do I got to watch all this? I don't know. Didn't seem like that big a deal to me. You like Nazis. If you don't. If you. If you even went online to say, you know, I've seen better. It's like Jesus Christmas. It's. You can't take a true story and tell them it was a little slow. It's like, no, it was. You just don't even review it. The people who go online and do user reviews. I'm going to go online and review this one. Not a big fan. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to splat this tomato. I'm going to give it a 2 out of 5 stars. Maybe they didn't see the whole movie through their hood, right? I mean, my favorite review said Ben Foster's performance was pretty great. Danny DeVito is hardly in this thing. Total disappointment. I'm like, that's why you watch the Nazi. True story is not enough. Jersey Mike's Danny DeVito wondering. He was in it for a minute. He produced it. Does that count? Nah. Needed more devito for me to really care about this Nazi problem. I don't know. Didn't. Didn't really paint the Nazis in a light that I. Not a good enough bad guy, I suppose, needs a better villain than the entire Nazi Third Reich. How do you even take the time in your life. How do you take the time in your life to go sit at a computer and review that? Like, I don't know. Didn't buy it. Like, it's. It's a true story. I don't know. It wasn't very flashy. And the flashback SC were in black and white. I don't care for black and white. So two out of five stars. This. Some of it was in Yiddish and I had to use the. I don't like reading my movies. This. I don't know how you. I don't know how you Just leave it alone. If you didn't like it, just walk away from it and go, this one isn't up for reviews so much as it is. You know, just watch it. Understand that this happened. You don't have to say, oh, it's one of the best movie. I'm not going to tell you. It's one of the best movies I've ever watched. But it is a. You know, if you're starting to get. You know, if time's starting to slip away and you're starting to think, you know, maybe we're a little hard on the Nazis. Watch this movie. You're like, nope, we. No, we were right. We were right. There wasn't. There's no. No shining little dot of light that makes you go, you know, if I just tear this paper here, maybe the Nazis weren't so bad. They were. They were worse than you thought. They were worse. That's what this movie makes you. It leaves you going, wow, they were worse than I thought. And I didn't have, like, any favorable views of Nazis. Worse than I thought. I walked away going, well, the Sons of Man had to pile another block on my bad Nazi grouping.

[Frank Caliendo]

Stories like that, it just questions like, man, how can you get into that mindset? Oh, I mean, you know, you just like to.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Are you talking about the reviewers or the movie itself? Because the reviewers.

[Frank Caliendo]

The story.

[Brady Bogan]

To me, the reviewers are worse than the Nazis. I think the Nazis are the one positive I came from. That is if anybody that sat there and said, not enough DeVito is worse than an actual Nazi. You don't talk about missing the point of any conversation at all. Any sort of point of history saying, I might have paid more attention if the guy from Always Sunny was in it more. Maybe if Charlie Day came out there, started to squeak and yak, that would have been fun. But for me, if you promise me to veto and you don't deliver, I really don't care about your Nazi concentration camp strike. It just doesn't add up. So there wasn't enough Marciano in it. You would like that. Marciano is just a. He's a machine. And it lends credibility to the world's fakest boxer of all time. And I'll give you that there's a reason why Rocky Marciano movie never was made. The top two boxers of all time. Rocky Marcia, Rocky Balboa, The Rockies, and R2. Yeah. Yeah. And not Haseem the Rock. Rock, man. He's not one of your guys.

[Frank Caliendo]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Anyway, it's just hilarious to me that anybody took the time to go, yeah, I get it. Enough with. Enough with the Jew movies. If you're not. If DeVito's not in it all the way through, let's. What. What's the point? What's it called again? The Survivor. But the reviews had me dying. It's like you walk away going, ben Foster was good, but I don't really buy the girl as his love interest. I'm like, what? Okay. Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

And if the. Based on a true story and they decided, you know what? It was actually one on one golfing matches that they were playing, but they decided to go with boxing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they made it death. Sports stuff, but I mean, if he knocked a guy down, he couldn't get back up. And then. And then, just for fun, they're like, let's try to. Let's try to get this guy killed. And the one Nazi guard that was making a fortune off him said, look, I got a lot of money on you tonight. They put him in there with a real boxer in the camp. And it goes like 35 rounds because they're going until somebody can't go no more. And he just wouldn't quit. And then, you know, just plug away. They just shoot him right there. And then the other. It's. It's brutal, but it's. You know, and then I just don't know how you walk away going, I need to hit the computer real quick and talk about my lack of devito problem. How did you leave feeling that way? I don't know how insensitive to. I got a lack of DeVito, didn't it? Hey, honey, give me a Red Vine. Didn't they say Danny DeVito was in this? It's like six minutes. I know. Total disappointment. Like, I want to watch these Nazis and Jews the whole time without the guy from Always Sunny in it. I need a little DeVito relief.

[Frank Caliendo]

I didn't like the soundtrack.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Who did the score for this? He's an idiot.

[Frank Caliendo]

Ugh.

[Brady Bogan]

Fake blood.

[Frank Caliendo]

Too much Neil Diamond.

[Brady Bogan]

You're just not a. Yeah, you're just not a. You're just not an individual. I care to know where's he going? Home. And get on the computer and, like, pen out a thing about our DeVito disappointment. You know, I was thinking the same thing. When we get home, I'm gonna get on there, I'm gonna rotten tomato a thing. Totally. Just people need to know that there's not a ton of devito. It's kind of false advertising. Just a ton of Nazis and Jews. And then DeVito's like. And then, come on. Rocky Marciano has no lines. Oh, what a travesty. It was me, actually, that wrote one of those men. How do you know Rocky Marciano? Brett's review would be like, how in the world do you have a movie around Rocky Marciano? What? And he don't got no lines. Has nothing to do with him, actually. No, no, no. He's in it. He's a crucial. He's a. He's a. What you'd call the fulcrum of the story is where the pivot points are. No, Marciano, you don't get my 15 bucks. Damn right. I go to the. I go to a manager and I complain. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Your Rocky Marciano movie sucks. It's about survivor of Auschwitz. No, it's about a Jew who's trying to get attention of a lady. And Rocky Masiano, put him in his place. That's what it's about.

[Frank Caliendo]

And then there. I mean, there are people out there like, that are just.

[John Holmberg]

You.

[Frank Caliendo]

You consider that entertainment?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I wasn't entertained. Right.

[Frank Caliendo]

But they don't get that.

[Brady Bogan]

They went to the movie about Auschwitz and was like, I felt gross after.

[Frank Caliendo]

That is not entertainment.

[Brady Bogan]

I wasn't. I. I didn't feel good. We couldn't even go to dinner afterwards. I mean, how could I? But it's. It's. It's a. You know, it's not the greatest movie I've ever seen, but I would never, ever come on and go, you know? Yeah. It didn't seem realistic. Like the. And then in the end. Okay, like, he's got a. Does. Does the girl he's been trying to do this for, is she. Did she live? He doesn't even know if she made it through the camps. She had to change her name, obviously. They ran to America. Not sure if she's here. Not sure if she died in the camps. Not anything.

[Frank Caliendo]

Married a German guy.

[John Holmberg]

There's DeVito.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the DeVito part. Yeah. So this is just the trigger. Give you two days training. Why would you help me win? Win? Boy, Chick.

[Frank Caliendo]

I'm just giving you a chance to.

[Brady Bogan]

Lose with a little dignity. It's really good. Marciano beats the tar out of this guy. Is that after Marciano? It's all kind of flashbacks, flash forwards. Yeah. So. And it basically is all to. The only reason this dude's doing this outside of Auschwitz is because that's what he knew at Auschwitz. And he's gotta. He's gotta be. They.

[Frank Caliendo]

Cooper, his nose.

[Brady Bogan]

He has no. He has to be famous to. For her to find him. That's the only way that, like, he. He's just. I just need to be in the papers. I gotta. I gotta be famous. So she knows I'm alive because he's. He. The only reason he lived, the only reason he survived the whole time is because the thought of being with her. Like, if she survives, I gotta be with her, so. Oh, yeah, I know. And when he's old, it's all busted up, so they didn't. They didn't. They didn't chew his nose up. See, this is what. You're one of those dip that's watching the movie for that. What a dumb thing to say. That is Cooper's nose. I hate bad prosthetics. Nazis 1, juice 0. Not watching it. Yeah, they did. They do make up for the fighting scenes. And as he aged, did he. Was he. Was he beat up because that's how he looked? Yes. Did they make Ben Foster look a little bit more like him? Yeah. It's not called Coopering his nose, though. It's just giving him prosthetics to look like the guy. You insensitive mother.

[Frank Caliendo]

76.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a reason 24% hated it. Cooper nose. Look at the makeup on this. That's the worst thing that's ever happened to man. What? The makeup. Not the Nazi Holocaust, The Coopering. Nothing worse. Nothing worse than bad makeup. I don't know. The Holocaust. Nah, it's just a movie. Kirby, let's go see that Bab Marley again. I can understand the Jamaicans more than this nonsense Yiddish that's going on. Did they Cooper his nose? You're one of them, Brady. You're one of the.

[Frank Caliendo]

I don't go fire that.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, I would have liked this. They didn't Cooper up and chew his nose up. It's the reason I hated Maestro. Can't get past that. Anyway, it is not an uplifting film. If you're looking for Feel Good smash for the weekend. No, but if you like to, you know, watch something that'll make your body ache for what the human experience is, it's. It's pretty remarkably good. And there's some sports in it for Brett, for Marciano. The Marc Marciano. How long's he in it? He's talked about an awful lot. He's in it for, I don't know, good 15, 20 minutes. I got 20 minutes of time to watch and then just turn it off. Then it starts bleeding into that whole Holocaust thing. All that Cooper knows stuff. I just. Let me see Rocky. The Holocaust really bogs down the Marciano parts. Gets in the way of the Marciano story. Spinning your tires and all that Jew mud. I see how you guys are. Well, I came to the wrong place to have this discussion. I'll be over with Ted Simons at PBS having a discussion with a real human being.

[Frank Caliendo]

It might have dropped down to 72.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Fred, stop reviewing it what? I opened multiple accounts. No DeVito, no Marciano. I mean, this is garbage. Where's De Niro if you're gonna have a boxing movie? Where is he? He's the bull. Anyway, I'll pick a better class of friends to have these conversations with. You guys aren't good with art house films. Jonathan just said these June Nose jokes really trigger John. Yeah, well, I. If you can't get past, you would think. Did you knows the guy? Come on. Do you not force through the trees, jackasses? This movie's not about the makeup. That doesn't happen when you punch.

[Frank Caliendo]

Unbelievable.

[Brady Bogan]

Stupid. Oh, right. Like they were all naked. They were in the 40s. No way. When I get home, I'm firing off a letter. The masses wasn't a big fan of that. DeVito's in the trailer long. He's in the movie. I'm gonna ask for my money back.

[Frank Caliendo]

Like a Jew money grab.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep, that's all it is. Levinson. Typical Barry Levinson. Typical. Typical. Slap together this garbage story and swipe cash from the people. Yeah, well, I took it as Jesus. The. The Nazis were actually worse than I'd given them credit for. But holding this kind of stuff, holding these stunts.

[Frank Caliendo]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

Just saying. Enough. Marciano. What do you end up. Well, you. I understand. Anyway, the Cooper is nose. Go get out in the hallway and go play with your blocks. Idiot. Put your helmet on. You're gonna hurt yourself. Let's get a wake up song. 585-9800 a good one and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD give us.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool actually.

[Frank Caliendo]

No membership fee.

[Brady Bogan]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Thank you. Miles to nowhere. It is. Yeah. It's a day before Brady's birthday is on a correct tomorrow.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Big fat day. All right. Good job. As I. People email me about the Justin Tucker thing, which I find hysterical. And everybody loves that stuff reading the details. Here's where I get annoyed so easily about stupid stuff. So. And hopefully, and this is my hope and I don't care left, right or otherwise, that the Trump mentality takes over a little bit in this area. The headline of this article says Justin Tucker accused of sexual misconduct. Eerily similar to Deshaun Watson's accusations. That headline's given you a pretty good gauge of what's going on, what the story's about to be. That's the headline right? Then it says, you know, it says, longtime Baltimore Ravens place kicker Justin Tuggar has been accused of inappropriate sexual behavior. Warning. What is described below could be triggering. The accusations are similar to those. Again, if you're already, like, four or five, if you were capable of being triggered by that, the headline lets you know it's not. You don't have to warn us. This might. This story about sexual misconduct might trigger some people with sexual history. Like, stop doing that. And if you're a person who gets triggered by those stories, don't read them and then blame the paper. Don't. Don't read them and blame24.7sports.com how dare you print such filth. You read it. You're the dirty one. It says it in the headline, Sexual misconduct. Expect in the story details of sexual misconduct. No, don't say anything.

[Frank Caliendo]

Triggering.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no. If I told you Justin Tucker got accused of sexual misconduct and you said, can't hear that triggers me, I'd understand that. But if I said, Justin Tucker's accused of sexual misconduct, turns out he was doing. Is this gonna bother you? I don't wanna trigger. If you're like, tell me more, tell me more. You're reading it. Yeah, yeah. If you go to the. He just. On the table, we'll do it like that. If you need it to be cutesy. But you don't need a warning for a story that the headline tells you. Here's for the kids. No, the kids don't need the headline. Then if they read it and then they get triggered, and then somebody calls the. You know, the writer and says, how dare you? It's like, no, how dare you? We all have stuff that makes us uncomfortable. It's not gonna wreck your life to read a story and then put it away. It didn't change your life. What are you all Selena Gomez now? Calm down. I gotta sit in the middle of this thing. I'm reading the whole story, and then in the middle, it stops.

[Frank Caliendo]

Is that, like, a word maybe to put in there for other licensed massage therapists to say, hey, you can jump in on this deal, too, and accuse Tucker.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you mean, if it triggers.

[Frank Caliendo]

You this, this time? Hey, he did that to me when I robbed him.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not. That.

[Frank Caliendo]

Me too.

[John Holmberg]

Movement.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That's. Again, I'm talking to the wrong group. That's not what triggering is. That's for the person not involved. It's not a code word to say, hey, we could piss off some shit pile on. Get some rape victims out there to really hate this story in a few months. So basically, it says, by the way, what's described as horrifying. Next sentence. They give you no, like, buffer zone to say, click out now. Next sentence. He exposed his genitals, brushed two of them against two of the massage therapists. He brushed his exposed penis against them and leaving what they believed to be ejaculate on the massage table after three of his treatments. Now, to me, that doesn't mean sexual misconduct. That means you were really good at the massage. I mean, really good. Did we. Did we have a little accident? Geez, I guess so. Nice job back there. I learned at the Nassar school and it paid. But stop putting that in. Stop being such. Pull the sticks out of your butts and stop being such Babies that. In the middle of a story where the headline says, this is about sexual misconduct, you have to be told, you might want to put this down, because here comes some details of sexual misconduct. The whole reason you're reading it is because it was about sexual misconduct. Nobody reads that headline and goes, wonder what this is about. Let's dive deeper into some. Oh, I've been. I've been triggered. My uncle. I gotta call the writer. I'm suing everybody. Quit coddling babies. Bingo. All right, thank you. You don't need to go crazy and celebrate it, but just stop it. I've read stories that are gonna. Look, if you've got trigger words that are so detrimental, don't go on the Internet. It's your fault for, you know, if you don't like dancing, don't go to dance clubs. That's basically what that is. Whenever I go down to Hayes at the Aria for the club, I ask him to turn all the lights on. Cause I have seizures when the lights flash. Well, then you can't go. That's just. That's not fair. So what, you have seizures because of strobe lights? Avoid strobe lights. It's not the strobe lights fault. It's you. I have to take away the fun for everyone because I have seizures with strobe lights. So we're gonna ask. Turn that off while I'm here. No. If you have allergies to peanuts, wear gloves on the plane. I want peanuts. That went away. I'm still thrilled at that one. For years, they told me I gotta take peanuts. Now they're just tossing peanuts out like crazy. It's okay again. Get over it. Get over it. Like peanut M and M's doesn't have a thing in the bag. It says, could Be triggering. It's not. Just don't, you know, stay away from it. It says Peanut on it. But, yeah, the story about Justin Tucker, you know, busting nuts all over the massage therapists. If that's triggering to you, stop at the headline. You got most of. You got most of what you need there. I can't hear it. I'll go with. There's a lady suing another woman in England because the one. And I think the one woman with the bumper sticker is classless. But it is funny. She says her bumper sticker said something like, try not to be a C word today. And her neighbor's like, ugh, I can't look at that. So instead of just asking her to take it off or saying it's kind of trashy or calling the police because it's not legal. Evidently, it's in England. It's not legal to have curse words on your bumper stickers. I don't think it's legal here either. And her argument is that the U is an asterisk, so it doesn't even say it for real. So instead.

[Frank Caliendo]

Because I guess even on the. Thinking about even back in the day where they had the mud flaps, it.

[Brady Bogan]

Just had to back off. Or a silhouette of a naked lady, they don't really usually have cuss words. If it has a cuss word on it, the cops can pull you over and say you've got some vulgar stuff on your car. You're not allowed to do that. But the lady didn't call the cops. She just called her lawyers and taking it to court. And they're like, all right, we gotta listen to it. She's evidently. It's destroyed her life from across the road. Instead of just, you know, not looking at where she knows. The problem is she can't stop looking at it and evidently can't go on with her life. I don't get it. People have lost their minds with the whole. It triggers me, so everybody has to bow down to what I do. And they're doing that now with that plane crash, too. The plane crash in Washington. They're starting to. And, you know, they're saying maybe it was a DEI problem. It's like, oh, no, I heard that. Here we go. Oh, here we go. It's somebody's fault. But let's not make it about that. Like, if transvestite. If Johnny from Airplane came in and address, and he's flitting around and banging into stuff, and it's like, okay, it's not the DEI thing. It's that you. There's a nut bag in your office and it's not like a brooch.

[Frank Caliendo]

Tear it out, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Somebody's eye was off the ball. And right now I can tell you, DEI or otherwise, if this is just a terrible accident where, you know, the air traffic control or the pilots or whoever missed something, then there was someone not qualified enough to be doing it. It's bottom line, they didn't follow all the steps. Doesn't matter if they now, it would. If they're like 0 qualify. If it turns out later, zero qualifications at all. We just wanted to hire somebody in a dress or somebody of a certain look or shape or whatever, and we didn't even look into it. Well, then, yeah, that's it. But let's not start going down that road when they're plucking bodies out of the Potomac left and right going, probably a DEI issue. If it is, let. Give it time is what I'm saying. Let it come out that it was. If we find out Reagan International Airport is nothing but, you know, a Village People concert up there at the air traffic that aren't qualified. Right. And then it's just like, I don't know how we got this job. What are these dots mean? Well, those are airplanes. Oh, my God, they're moving so fast. I can't. In the Navy. Stop. Focus. You guys, stop calling us guys. I don't know what to do. If it's. If it's that, then, yeah, you've got, you've. It's bad hiring practice. But somebody dropped the ball and I don't. Look, I don't care if a transvestite lands the plane or doesn't. If the plane crashes, I'm not going to say. Well, I knew it when I saw the guy in the dress. I don't know why it crashed yet. Let it all come out later. And if it is dei. Oh, Katie, bar the door. If the guy got a job and he's like the air traffic, the pilots.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, everyone was a DEI hire.

[Brady Bogan]

Turns out it's like a RuPaul's Drag Race is inside the plane and in the air traffic control. And then the, the Blackhawk and. Oh, no, no, no. We've had conversations in this room. There are people who are upset about the dei. I think certain companies dropping DEI practice and stuff like that. And they're very upset until you use a little logic with them and say, all right, well, then quit your job or just hire somebody who is. Who matches the qualifications of what you want rather than actually the job. Thing. Or I'll tell you what. I'll fire your husband and we'll replace him with a transvestite or somebody Just. Just to make sure that there's a number and it'll hit you at home. Now, if your husband got. If you're mad at dei, but your. Your white, capable husband came home, said, I got fired today because they wanted to put a tranny in my place, suddenly, I don't think you're asleep. Big into the DEI thing, as you think. And I don't think there's going to be like, some sweeping mass firing of trannies because they don't hire with diversity, equity, and inclusion. They do it on meritocracy or merit and stuff. You don't think it was a big dance party inside the control tower? All right, we got a lot of planes in the sky today, girls. All right. American Airlines 1307. Look out to your left. Looks like we got a Blackhawk down. Yeah. All right, all right, all right. Will you queer stop flitting around in.

[John Holmberg]

Here and land these planes?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the hard ass is back. Party pooper. Somebody say hard ass? You big fat Alaskan Airlines. Where have you been all my life? Looks like you're coming in hot. What the hell are you guys talking about in there? See that Runway in front of you? Slam it, baby. Those are directions. What the. I don't think that was going on, but, man, Fox News made you think it was.

[Frank Caliendo]

How's the cockpit?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Fox News did stuff that made it seem like they were like, boss, we got us some planes coming in. Jesus. Nobody's hiring 1800s, you know? It's. Nobody's there doing that. Oh, my God. The screen can't be good for my eyes.

[Frank Caliendo]

Don't bother him. Pilots, heads up. Just look around.

[Brady Bogan]

Jesus. Heads up. All right. Both of them. I just love when big cylindrical tubes slam into the earth. I need a nap. Wig is heavy.

[Frank Caliendo]

Flight 69.

[Brady Bogan]

Party. Celebrate, girls. 69s coming in the hotel. Oh, my God. Am I reading this right? Is your name Pilot Dick Harder? Where are you right now? We're about to. Sorry about that. We're about to land. Requesting permission to land where there's a goddamn Runway. What did you think I meant? You tell me. Let me just spread open those Runway legs and you can land right in the middle. Are you there? What? I wasn't listening. I was drinking mojito, about to put this thing on the freeway. Hey, what's your name? Sapphire. Look, I need to. I need to put the plane on the ground. Can you Turn the music down. I can't turn the music down.

[Frank Caliendo]

Break time.

[Brady Bogan]

Pilot Dick Hutter thinks we're gonna turn the music down. He's insane. What did you do before this? What do you think, baby? Oh, Jesus. God. Why did you even apply for the job? They were hiring. Jesse Waters was right. Stupid. We're all acting stupid all the time. Nobody used logic anymore at all. Tell you what it is. All those transvestites. Oh, maybe. I don't think so, but maybe. Give it a second before we start throwing that bomb up against the wall.

[Frank Caliendo]

Is that Tan France up there?

[Brady Bogan]

If we find out that they were like, all right, I don't want to land planes anymore. I'm bored. Let's have a Runway showdown or Padonkadonk dunk. What do you say? Put the dunk tank in the back. And all you'll. There's about 50 planes up here, and they're all heading towards me. I don't know what to do. Pipe down. We're having a padonkadonk donk. When you ladies are done with the penogadon dunk, can I get clearance from running out of gas? Okay, hold on. Just like Dick Harder's all over me today.

[Frank Caliendo]

There's 20 people with glow sticks on the Runway.

[Brady Bogan]

See that guy down there with the two orange sticks? Just waving him around. Yeah. Follow him, Magellan. What do you need me for?

[John Holmberg]

And it don't matter what you.

[Brady Bogan]

What are you guys gonna do when you land? Probably just go to the hotel. I gotta fly together in the morning. The Hottest club in D.C. right now is called Splish Splash. It's right next to Potomac. What are you talking about? You sound fat. I'm in shape. You know, I could work on it. No, I mean, like, P, H A T. Sick. You know what I'm saying? Like, you've got. Your knees look like a can of muffins. All right, we're officially out of gas. I gotta close this thing in. Is Dulles Airport open? How close is that? It's terrible. I'm watching last night, and I'm like, did we just turn a plane crash where people are still bobbing in the water into a political DEI talk? Is that real? Did somebody say bobbing? I like the way he thinks. We're bobbing and nobbing up here. What was that big. Ooh, was there fireworks? No. God damn it. The two plates just crashed into each other. Wasn't on my watch. I was talking to you.

[Frank Caliendo]

Just the mirrored ball reflections coming out of the air.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the Searchlights Sapphire. We're having trouble up here Sin because you guys turned. The search lights are strobes. That's me. I'm shooting a laser at you again. If that's happening. I don't see it that way, but that's the way it's being painted right now. We need to calm the F down. So enough with the. If this story triggers you after the headline mentions what would trigger you? Don't read it. And stop just making these wild accusations until we know for sure. Because that's the trouble we get into all the time, is screaming and yelling about what we think happened. And then that becomes the narrative of everybody arguing instead of just going, let's just see what happened. Remember the olden days when you just waited to see what happened and it didn't always work out? Kennedy, but you just kind of see. All right, what's the. Well, they'll lie to us. We have to. We have to. Our Judy, you know, our Hardy Boys mystery brains have to figure it all out before. And the only way we're figuring it out is the same way everybody else is, which is the same three news sources that everyone's got. Just wait and see. The. The Transportation Safety Board will have a story. If they get caught lying, we'll get them later. But if they hired a bunch of transvestites and it's DEI and they hide that from us, it'll come out the same way ejaculate does from Justin Tucker when they touch him. Justin Tucker's an idiot. It'll all come out, said the massage therapist man. It's just we live in a world of really stupid people that are reactionary and leap to conclusions and then make it their story and then nobody knows what really happened. Was it a DEI hire? We'll find out. Wouldn't you rather like, be right than crazy? No. It doesn't matter nowadays. It's been matter if you're right or not. Just get it out there. Was it true?

[Frank Caliendo]

I mean, both those stories are just that way.

[Brady Bogan]

Was it true? When that Yesterday somebody said to Trump, are you going to go visit? And he goes, what do you want me to go swimming? What am I gonna do? And he's right. And it kind of goes on what I said a few weeks ago. It's time we ended these presidential walkarounds of disasters. They're just in the way. They have to close roads and they slow things down. What am I supposed to do? I'm gonna go swimming in the Potomac. What am I gonna look at? I Can see what I know it's bad. I don't need to be there. I'll be there for the families who are still around. But again, I don't even know if he actually said that. So everybody's lost it. And how do you jump to that so fast? Like, how desperate are you that your. Your story has to be right before you just sit back and go? Both things might be true. Let's wait and see. You know, they blame DEI for the fires over there in California.

[Frank Caliendo]

It's been a hot topic, maybe.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, you're about to take a lap doing stuff like that, don't you? I'll get Jim Sharp and ladonna in here, teach you a lesson. Yeah, you heard it, right. Yeah. Thank God it's Friday. Yeah, no kidding. Send you to Hot Chop and make you dress like one of those vampires anyway. Yeah, so you got that. And then RFK's on there yesterday. And that was fun. Those. Those are actually kind of fun to watch. You get a few minutes of your day to watch these senators yelling at these people.

[Frank Caliendo]

RFK has to realize that this is going to happen. And he's still like, yep, I'm running.

[Brady Bogan]

I want it.

[Frank Caliendo]

Well, I mean, I've been appointed, but.

[Brady Bogan]

Have you watched all of them?

[Frank Caliendo]

Approval process.

[Brady Bogan]

They all know. I know it's not just him. If you go through that, you get attacked. So yesterday, I'm sitting there watching a little of the rfk, Elizabeth Warren, back and forth. And Elizabeth Warren, of course, the lady who's called herself a Native American. She's the whitest thing ever. And so Trump nicknamed her Pocahontas years ago, and it kind of stuck. And I think everybody on either side's like, she overstepped it there a little bit. And it's funny. So yesterday I get sent a meme of a side by side of RFK's making a face like something like he's trying to think, but it makes it look like he's pained. And there's Elizabeth Warren in the second shot, and it's kind of quiet for a second while it looks like he's thinking. And then Elizabeth Warren just goes. Like a minute. I was pissing myself. I'm like, AI rules. When it's right. I was peeing. It just made it look like, oh, she's gonna do this thing. And then she just. She just did the Indian howl from 50s movies. And he, oh, my God, I wish that was real. So, yeah, you'll get some fun out of it. But, yeah, there's everybody coming out against rfk. One of the stories was that he kept a diary, evidently, of all of his side squishes from his first marriage. And that first wife of his killed herself. And evidently she found his diary, and it had 37 different accounts, evidently kind of in detail about sex with other people. 37.

[Frank Caliendo]

That was his health journal.

[Brady Bogan]

37 different people. Right. That's how he was keeping healthy. I have to understand that sex keeps really health. I should have been going through my diary in the first place. It's mine. Yeah, I guess that's true. She's kind of a nosy bitch. CULB Morning sickness. 28. Can you repeat it? Holmberg's morning sickness. Then he says, oh, because she was abusing me. It was her fault. I was doing that. I think it's her fault. You were out there. 37 different women and keeping track of them in a diary and then keeping it in the house. Precisely what he said. Because she was talking about suicide in front of the kids and stuff. So he's like, well, he only way to get around that is go out and bone strange. So wait, not help your suicidal wife, who talks about it in front of the kids, but you thought that the solution to that was to go bone strange. Precisely. What do you want to do? Suck the blood out of leeches and small bears and use those vaccines? What we're doing. Okay, am I living in a fever dream or is this really happening? And how come that makes you, like, why would you. And that's to your point. Why would you want to sit there and go, so the diary with the 37 different broads. Well, in my defense, I'm a Kennedy. Oh, yeah. I like that. From the record, we all bone a lot of ladies. That's true. And also, I have abs. Oh, that. Yeah, that does make you healthy. Okay, he's qualified. I think he's in.

[Frank Caliendo]

You do look healthy.

[Brady Bogan]

He does look well, except for from the head up, where it looks like he's a. When some charity uses that thermometer to get to the top, and then the top explodes when they get all. His head looks a little bit like the top of that thermometer. And they've raised enough money. I have to take a little break. I've turned bright red, and I don't know what's going on. I think my head's about to pop like a zit. All right, we'll take a little break so Mr. Kennedy can dip his head in ice because it looks hot. It's hot. Very hot. Turns bright red. It's hot like an oven. Okay, let's take a little break here. We're gonna get back with RFK in a second. And during the break, do I have any instructions that I need to follow? Yeah, try not to anybody while you're out in the hallway. It seems like that's a problem.

[Frank Caliendo]

No more, Anthony.

[Brady Bogan]

I have to plead with Brett on that. I'm a Kennedy. If I get a break, I'm gonna estrange. It's hereditary. When I was 10 years old, my uncle was in the house, and he. Everybody and the maid. I. That's how I was raised. And then I had a worm in my head eating the hole, and now my head's gonna pop like my uncle and my dad. All right, 10 minute recess. That's good for five. I'll five ladies. In that time, he's got to take.

[Frank Caliendo]

The bear out of his car.

[Brady Bogan]

I got to get out. I have a whale tied to the top of my car. I found. Excuse me, Mr. Kenny. You found a whale? Yeah, I'm driving. He's down the beach, and I picked him up and I put him on the car. I mean, that kind of shit. You picked up a whale and tied it to your car once? Yeah. All right, we are going to take a break. We have. We got to get away from. Why is everybody upset about me entire whale? I wanted to investigate what was going on. And also, I did some things to the whale. Mr. Kennedy, are you. Are you saying that you may have that whale? Well, I'm not saying I may have. I'm saying I absolutely. That whale in your diary, why did you talk about this woman as a whale? That you stuffed your wiener and it was like having a tic tac tic tac in a hallway. I wasn't about a lady. In fairness, that was an actual whale. I shoved my wank to whale. And this one here, you were driving through New York, and you picked up what looked to be a dead bear. Yeah, I. That too. I wrote that's on page 41 of the diary. My wife found that. You. You the bear? Yeah. Anything I find that isn't moving, I. It. Take a break. I'm horny as hell talking about all this dirty stuff.

[Frank Caliendo]

The point is, you have to be in good shape in order to take on a bear.

[Brady Bogan]

Bottom line, you want me to be the health secretary, and I. I probably more women this weekend than you have your whole life, so I'm in better state. You could take a sample of the mung on the bottom of my wang and probably be A better vaccine than Covid because it's seen it all. That is true. He dips his wick a lot. Is probably immune to most things.

[John Holmberg]

Good on him.

[Brady Bogan]

Not Kennedy. I look like I'm sunburned. I've been sitting inside for four days.

[Frank Caliendo]

That's all I had to say. I'm a Kennedy.

[Brady Bogan]

That's it. Exactly. Gotta realize that it's in my blood, which is about to pour out of my head because look at me, turning bright red. I really like your wife. And curb your enthusiasm. Yeah, she's not. Not a big fan of mine. Uncle, dad, cousin. They're banging everybody. Uncles, actually. Even the cousins. Cousins like the one that got in trouble down there in Florida. Didn't even have Kennedy as a last name bone. And everybody. They're Kennedys. You can't put a Kennedy on a stand and start going. All right, let's talk about your sex life. We're gonna be here a while. Where do we begin? All right, if you want to. But I've got to explain. I'm gonna expose myself like I'm Justin Tucker. Mr. Kennedy, while we recount the acts of your sexual exploits, could you do us the decency of not masturbating? Well, you're the. You're the one telling all the dirty stories.

[Frank Caliendo]

Healthy prostate.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't you start doing that. It's a little rfk. Little rfk. Don't. He'll do it and then. It won't go away. It won't go away. This is my son. Little rfk. Junior. Junior. Junior. Junior. Pull your. Pull your pants out. Daddy. I like to watch that. Don't go sit on your mother's lap. Now you got nothing. Now you're silent. Okay, Pop. More like Stan Albert. Oh, no, no.

[Frank Caliendo]

It'd be okay, Father.

[Brady Bogan]

Huh? Let's not add that. Let's not. Let's not workshop your new character. It's not going to be good anyway. Let's not go for authenticity. I won't do it till I get the Boston accent down. If he's from Beantown, I'm gonna nail that. I think we live in New York anyway. Dumbass kid. Which one of the people? I vote it's your mom. Nothing. Suddenly he's like Baron Trump. He's mute.

[Frank Caliendo]

I didn't hear your question.

[Brady Bogan]

Justin Tucker might go to jail. Dreams do come true. Anyway, outside of that. I really do get a kick out of that, though. I remember watching that when I was in. I guess it was college when they had the Clarence Thomas hearings. That's when I First discovered, this stuff isn't. Isn't normal. These people aren't good at their jobs. And they did that interview, and we watched it in a class at MCC because the professors knew we were all losers. Like, let's just watch tv. You're at mcc. Yeah, it was a speech class, too. And the guy's like, I want to watch this. Do you guys mind? Like, not at all. In a room of 40 people who couldn't get into college, sat there and watched TV with a dude for three hours. And we did, and we watched the Clarence Thomas hearings. And I was blown away at all that crap that was going down and how focused they were on what he said to that lady about that coke can with a pubic hair on it. And it lasted forever. They would not let it go. And then it went into the, like, the big shock reveal of our day. I forget. That guy's Mr. Maness in that class. And the big shock of that day was we were hearing about that coke can. And then suddenly Anita Hill was the lady that was talking, said, and then he. And then he introduced me to some pornography and Strom Thurman. What kind of pornography are we talking about? I'm like, that's the right question. Someone named Long Dong Silver. And the whole class just went, yes, this is the best class I know. Wait a minute. The graphic Negro pornography of a man with a long doe. Go on, explain in graph detail. But this is going on now. And they argue, and there's something exciting about it. It's fun. Kennedy looking like he's gonna explode like a tick on the back of a hound. Doesn't seem comfortable. Elizabeth Warren's yelling at him about things he said and done. Oh, it's great. And you're right, Brady. Why would you sit and put yourself through that? And also, as a Kennedy, you know, the history of being public ain't so great. I just want to get my head out there. People that recognize me, I can't. I can't not be seen. Let me show you a couple of videos real quick. Make you kind of rethink this whole public figure move. Being a Kennedy, you should just get a pass at that point for that kind of those kind of questions. It's like, we know that's not allowed. Yeah, that's kind of like that movie I was telling you about, the Survivor. He'd been through so much, the wife, that he had looked at him and said, you get to do whatever you want. You've been through enough. You don't need me. Nagging you. And then she just basically say, I'm here when you need me. You got to go and do this thing with looking for that other lady. I get it. I'll be here when you're done. And it's kind of beautiful, really, when you think about it. It's like, look, I get it. You've got some demons. I love who you are, but I also know who you are, and I married it. So more people need to recognize that. And, boy, is that true. You marry a Kennedy. That Cheryl Hines over there married herself a Kennedy. Might have bit off a little more than she could chew, but she makes.

[Frank Caliendo]

A list every day.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she thinks I like. Yeah, she probably. Pros and cons are pretty heavy. The voice starts off on consciousness, but there's nothing you can do about that. Marty, honey, how are you whispering? You imagine that. That Kennedy whispering in your ear, I'm gonna nibble on your nipple now? No, just. Don't tell me. Just talk. Skip the words. You're my angel. I love. I love you very much. Shh. Just do the deed. Actions speak louder than your words. But, yeah, and then, you know, pros, cons, back and forth, a little bit.

[Frank Caliendo]

Loony still keeps the diary active.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Well, let me see his diary. And it's huge, right? What I do every day. Chapter 7000. The Volvo. Oh, no.

[Frank Caliendo]

That'll eventually be on display. One of those giant family Bibles. But it's the diary.

[Brady Bogan]

The Diary of RFK Junior Chapter 7500 Revelations. Oh, no. I found that if you eat enough of that, you. And put enough lemon juice in your mouth that you're immune to almost every disease except the one that makes you sound like this. And it is true. And all he has to do is, you know, when people start getting mad at him, everybody gets upset. So I'll go to the beach, take my shirt off, and give everybody great big thirst trap to get into. Women lose their minds of hating him. And then he goes to the beach and takes his shirt off. He's 70, and he starts lifting weights at Gold's gym. And got RFK's body turns into the guido situation over there with that guy that shot that other dude. Ladies can't control themselves. If you're hot, you get away with everything. RFK's an asshole. Have you seen him at the beach, though? Ladies, I know I effed that whale's head on the top of my car, but look, abs. He does have abs. It can't be all bad. I think vaccines cause all the problems in the World. Nobody should get him anymore. But those abs. I mean, he can't be all wrong with abs like that. He's a Kennedy for guessing. And he's a Kennedy for crying out loud. Something about him. Now you know why. They were my idols. Anyway, it's fun to watch. I don't know if he's gonna get in or not, but I want years and years of RFK junior to be on TV saying wacky stuff and somebody reading that diary. That diary's got to. It's got to be leaked out. 37 graphic accounts. Like he'd come home from, I gotta go to the bathroom, do some writing and just go and sit in the bathroom and pretend to poop while he wrote out the graphic details of another one nailed. While his suicidal wife stood in the kitchen going, we need to talk. This again. Enough. This is your fault. She found his diary. What's this, Robert? Detailed accounts of my affairs. Why you're. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Meg, this is my fault. Yeah, you're all depressing and suicidal. You don't want to help me. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Frank Caliendo]

Mom be lost.

[Brady Bogan]

An RFK Junior doesn't need to hear the Junior Junior Low rfk. He's struggling because you're just so depressed all the time. And that makes it so. I'm a Kennedy. I got a rotten bone on the side. Get my spirits up. And she did herself. And everybody hates him for it. But then he takes his shirt off, makes those honey traps online, and ladies like them again. That's the key to being like abs. I don't have the willpower to put the KitKats down and the Twixes to have good abs.

[Frank Caliendo]

Not gonna happen.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady. Brady. You can't get away with anything, my friend. Maybe Justin Tucker's got a six pack and get out of some of this. He's got a six pack. All right. Six accusers. Brett, what do you got on the big board of Musical Treat? I wake up. So I'm brought to you by Action Ride Shop. Getting ready to open store number two. That's right. It's gonna be over there on McDowell and Power. A big grand opening going on February 22nd. Keep an eye on all the socials for all that details. But in the meantime, just go to the main store, go to HQ over there at Gilbert Road in Southern. Get all your stuff ready for the snow or the trails. It's actionrideshop.com. this guy says my dad had a logbook of all his side pieces. Hundreds of pages. He just smashed He's a pilot. Smashed everywhere he went. But I have to ask you, William, even though that one was interesting, your 44 other emails this morning are a bit cloggy to my email and just, you know, succinct.

[Frank Caliendo]

My friend knocked one out of the park.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Okay. I just happened to click on one that was good. And then I just saw that there's probably 35 others underneath there. You gotta stop that. All right, what do you got on the list? Dope Aquabats, Danger Woman for ladonna. Ladonna Vol. Beat Warriors Call for Ladonna Avenged. Carry On. Five Finger Death Punch. Van Halen, Jerry Cantrell, Filter Snot Snooze Button. Because somebody's having a hard time waking up this morning. We'll get you going. Ministry. Screw that guy. You call them, say, snooze button. Get a hard time. That must have been a long time ago, because if you didn't have any fun at the dance party in the air traffic control room, you're not going to have a good day. You're not. You're. You're trying to have a bad start to the day. If that wasn't fun, Greg just emailed, said, dude, I have a crappy day at work yesterday. I'm in for another one today, and I woke up in a funk. But that bit at the drag party air traffic control tower made me laugh so hard my mood shifted. I appreciate it. It. That's what we do. You got to try to get out of your funk. RuPaul dance party, we'll bring you to the party. If you're going to be a wallflower and deadbeat through, that's your fault. Because that RuPaul air traffic control thing on the heels of a tragedy is hilarious. We took that, spun it on its head with glitter. If you can't have fun there, you can't have fun. Some things we say may be triggering. What do you. What do you want to do, Brett? I don't know. I mean, but most of it looks good. Yeah, it is a good list. That's a good. Other than the Devo song. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of that.

[Frank Caliendo]

That's a good list of their good songs.

[Brady Bogan]

So one of them. Full beats. Warriors call for Ladonna. Doesn't make sense, but I want it. Let's do some warriors call. Okay. It kind of goes hand in hand, too. Ladonna then. I watched that boxing movie last night, and it's about Mikhail Kessler. This song is about the. The great Danish fighter Mikel Kessler, because these dudes loved him. That's who they're singing about. People don't know what they're saying when they watch people at the concert try to sing the first few lines of this song. And nobody knows who Mikel Kessler is unless you were pretty deep into boxing in the late 2000s. The aughts, I believe we're calling that because we're from another time. Now, back then, the arts 2000 aughts, there was a man named Mikhail Kessler doing some damage in the ring. These guys write a song about him. Everybody lost their minds. But the Viking warrior Mickel Kessler will now brand his name. Nobody knows what they're saying. It's fun to watch the lip syncing. In the back of your head, you feel the fire again. Releasing as hell. You will not even hear the bell. Think you're strong but you don't stand a chance. Feel the power of a warrior. It's about one dude and this song was pretty popular. And Mikhail Kessler then ran into a much better fighter and his career pretty much ended. He's a good fighter, though. But when you're from Denmark or wherever the hell they're from, you get a guy that gets popular in boxing, you got to scream about it because that's not going to happen again. It's like the Italians, Brett. We've had two, you've had the Rockies. Been a long time. Hang on over. This says don't tell Brett. This is from Wikipedia for the Harry Hafta survivor Jew boxer story you were talking about. Half claimed that he was threatened by the Mafia and forced to throw the fight against Marciano. Jew news. That's what it is. Oh, no, no, it's. It's reality. And you Italians need to. Oh, wait a minute. Your Wikipedia page said you were five, nine. So you believe everything now. Don't even correct it. Don't even. Because you corrected it. It isn't Wikipedia. It's reality. It's the basis that when the mob controlled the boxing, allegedly all the champions were an undefeated Italian. Allegedly. David Vasquez says, john, you need to stop talking about RFK banging whales heads. You get all the black guys and Mexicans bonered up that that's a thing that the government's trying to do. And he's a Mexican, so he can say that. I just read him. But the fact you will not even open the door just a little bit to the idea that Rocky Marciano may have had. Of his 49 wins, 38 of them influenced by Some guys with guns. Out of your mind. He's probably the greatest fighter of all time. Probably. Please. Really? At the time we had what, eight weight classes, seven of them Italians. And most of the fights took place at Madison Square Garden or Brooklyn. We weren't leaving. Then we got that Las Vegas thing going. A lot of black guy started to pop up. Yeah. You're telling me Sugar Ray Robinson lost to Jake LaMotta legitimately? That's what I saw. No way. Watch the movie Sugar Ray. And they even said it in Raging Bull that Sugar Ray was getting threats from the mafia and he stood up to him. That was a DEI thing. But it was still Italian based. Cuz even in Raging Bull when they try to tell you the mafia may have had something to do with some of these Italians winning and stuff. When Sugar Ray stood up to him, Jake still beats him. Which makes it seem like it's more legitimate than truth. No way. Sugar Ray Robinson would have. Nobody knows more than Scorsese. I don't know. I think I can beat this guy. I think I can beat him. Hey, if you can't dare, Jake, we'll help out. No problem. Jake. I'll go talk to him right now. Hey, Sugar Ray.

[John Holmberg]

You like laying down?

[Brady Bogan]

Cuz you're gonna do it or else. He stood up and he got beat anyway. Come on. It is one of the biggest farces in American sports history by Sugar Ray Robinson. I agree. No. That Rocky Marciano was a great champion.

[Frank Caliendo]

You.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I'll argue with you. I will start this fight with you again. You can't change.

[Frank Caliendo]

It's in the book.

[Brady Bogan]

So you can certainly acknowledge it was a little bit slippery. The mob controlled boxing and suddenly this dude can't get beaten by anyone. 49. 0. Greatest boxer all time.

[Frank Caliendo]

Good run.

[Brady Bogan]

Akimashiana would beat Joe Lewis. No, he wouldn't. 175 years old. He wouldn't beat any. What? The following. This page. No kidding. What just happened? That's AI. No way, girl. And nobody wears that for a volleyball match. All right, stop showing those videos. I'm trying to do something over here. Let's do a little warriors call there. It's Volbeak for a real fighter. Mikel Kessler. Who? Not exactly. Because you know why? Unbelievable. He ran into a faster, better fighter and he lost legitimately. Didn't have the help of the Bonannos there. Making sure everybody laid down for old Rock. Fact. It's a Warriors call it a great song. It's 98 Kup.

[John Holmberg]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Frank Caliendo]

No membership fee.

[Brady Bogan]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Cruising right through another day. Tonight we get something going here at the station. It's pretty cool. It's you Fest alumni weekend because we're getting our you Fest tickets. They go on sale at 10:00 this morning. We'll give a few away before we go. They've been doing it. This is pretty cool. So all these bands that have played you Fest before will pop up there and you'll hear a thing going you Fest alumni weekend. Stuff like Godsmack, they offer you look at this list of people that have headlined our you festival. We put some shows together, man. Godsmack, the Offspring, Rise Against, Disturbed, Chevelle, Stone Sour. A lot of the UFEST artists that are playing this year will be there. All you have to do is listen and tap that track as the Bobs in Chicago continually try to make us digitally chase our wieners around on that app. But it works. Get on that app and at 98 Kupda, that's how you stream it. Or you can just go to the app each time you hear one of the ufest artists. This weekend, your chance to win tickets to this year's you Fest. They're on sale right now, so it starts today at 5. And I mean the list is forever. Anybody who's played, pretty much everybody who's ever played on KUPD has been part of our U Fests. Three Days Grace, House and Chains, Godsmack, Disturb, Papa Roach, I Prevail, Limp Bizkit, Chevelle, Rise Against. This is not the lineup, by the way, for this year. I'm just, just. I was gonna say I'm in. Sign me up. Yeah, we got some good ones this year. A Day to Remember. Cer, Mammoth, wvh. We Came as Romans, Dorothy. These are all good bands. Ozzy, because we comboed up you Fest and Ozfest. When Ozzy let us call it you Fest. Only you guys can do it. I'll change the name for you. We would change Ozfest to you Fest when it was here. Because Ozzy let us, Sharon let us. Ozzy didn't really. You guys can do it for a fee, right? I'm gonna talk to Sharon, but I.

[John Holmberg]

Don'T have a problem.

[Brady Bogan]

Get out there to do it anyway. So if you hear that this weekend, you'll be prompted tap that app, win prizes. It's not enough that we just give you solid entertainment regularly. We also give you Things that's called.

[John Holmberg]

Traffic Control Dance party.

[Brady Bogan]

Well. Well, there's that. You get that. That's free at the RuPaul dance party. But because. Because people in radio and suits are insecure, they also think that they have to hand you some money afterwards. Was that entertaining? Did you like it? Do you like us? We do. Here's a gift. Here's a gift. Thank you. How do we get people to listen? Well, we could put a good product on. No, no, no, no. We got to give them stuff. We could do that, too. But don't you think the good product's more important? I don't think people care. Okay.

[John Holmberg]

How do we get people to eat these sandwiches?

[Brady Bogan]

I wonder how you guys buried the entire industry. It's amazing here in these meetings, listening to you guys talk about what to do and. And watching radio just collapse into the earth, huh? Imagine that. It's fun to be the last one standing, though. It really is.

[John Holmberg]

Hopefully it will be in years to come.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't worry about it.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Frank Caliendo]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

All the wheels have fallen off. We're running on the rims. Eventually the heat will get to us. It'll burn up all the engine, but. And it isn't our fault. What happens?

[John Holmberg]

Do the wheels fall off at that point?

[Brady Bogan]

Look, at a certain point, we'll just be like. We'll just go do this in a garage. What do we need you for? I've said that in the meeting, right? You haven't set that up right now. That in the meeting. And they had another meeting without me afterwards.

[John Holmberg]

Frank's still got that house.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. I offered to buy all that equipment to him. Like, maybe we just do this ourselves. I like the people we work with, too. They're amazing. But I'm watching. We can pilfer some. The radio industry itself, just like, are we really? There's nobody doing anything other than running in fear. That's a fact. It's strange. Instead of just saying, hey, put engaging products on the air and take your chances. No, no, no, no. We can't do that. We need to send people to Paris for Taylor Swift or they won't like our morning show. Well, maybe your morning show's not good. No, no, no. That's not it.

[Frank Caliendo]

It's good with prizes.

[Brady Bogan]

It's good when you give Taylor Swift and it is for a few minutes. It's pretty good when they're like, hey, hey, it's Dirt Ball and Earwax in the morning in St. Louis. We're gonna send you to Paris. Go see Taylor Swift. Okay. I'LL listen for a little while for that. I'll tolerate you.

[John Holmberg]

They do that.

[Brady Bogan]

We couldn't even send them to Talking Stick to play golf, for God's sake. I don't know. Ridiculous. I don't know. That's a great question. Well, you guys can fly folks to Paris. Yeah. We can't have a golf tournament over there? Good God, no. Are you crazy? A golf tournament within a few miles of where you guys live, that's not. Hop on this plane, get your passport. We're taking you overseas. You heard of Charlie Hebdo? Probably won't happen again anyway. I don't understand it, but I listen to him and I giggle. It's time for Brady to give you all the news. Only Brady knows we call this the Brady Report. Brady reported.

[Frank Caliendo]

Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it.

[Brady Bogan]

Hi.

[Frank Caliendo]

Happy National Hot Chocolate Day.

[Brady Bogan]

I missed out there. Hadn't been cold enough this year for cocoa. We usually do it during Steeler games. You'll have a game, the night game that's cold enough where we break out the cocoa. And I think Aaron Manion tried to force some cocoa on us. S'mores and cocoa started to happen. It was like 71. Didn't work.

[Frank Caliendo]

Couple of basis fun facts. Squirrels hibernate so hard.

[John Holmberg]

How hard is it?

[Frank Caliendo]

You can juggle them without them waking up.

[Brady Bogan]

Really? Who found that out?

[Frank Caliendo]

You shouldn't juggle squirrels.

[Brady Bogan]

Somebody Gallagher walking through Central Park. And I'm gonna juggle them. This guy sleep. I think that's called being dead.

[Frank Caliendo]

They're in such a deep sleep.

[Brady Bogan]

I wonder if you ever just seen a squirrel sleeping out in the open.

[Frank Caliendo]

My guess, it's some guys that had them in captivity.

[Brady Bogan]

This is a fraternity thing. You found out.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, my gosh.

[Brady Bogan]

My guess is the Pikes found this out.

[Frank Caliendo]

Look, I'm juggling, bro.

[Brady Bogan]

Shrubs. You realize it. Dude, come in here for a second. What is it? Peg League Shrubs. Your three squirrels that we've held captive that we found in the yard. You can juggle them when they're high. We just better tell people. There this awesome.

[John Holmberg]

Which one of your fraternity bros would have known?

[Brady Bogan]

Wilty.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

Wilty would have done it.

[Brady Bogan]

Tank Bucket. Foot. Hairdo. Cheese lips. Everybody, come on in here. Cheese Lips.

[John Holmberg]

Cheetle.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Cheadle. Roger. Dude who hates nicknames. Sale Bush. Richie. The Shrub Branch man. Okay, I just say. Everybody come in here.

[Frank Caliendo]

The word Duds and Milk Duds came about because the company that created them tried to make them perfectly round but found it was impossible. So they all wound up being duds.

[Brady Bogan]

Duds don't go around.

[Frank Caliendo]

During a war between Austria and Turkey in 1788, two Austrian army factions accidentally got into a battle with each other where 10,000 soldiers were wounded and killed. Jeez, that's worse than the training thing we were talking about yesterday.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a pretty heavy number there.

[Frank Caliendo]

The current leader for. Current lead singer for Toto. And he was also the singer in the mid-80s was Joseph Williams. Is Joseph Williams right now? His father, John Williams.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, wow.

[Brady Bogan]

Star wars guy. Toto's the lead singer of Toto. Yeah, back in the day when they were. No, the new guy. Not hit making.

[Frank Caliendo]

He's the current singer, so.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Frank Caliendo]

Who was also the singer in the mid-80s.

[Brady Bogan]

Mid-80s. He's Arnel.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, so he was.

[Brady Bogan]

So he was not. Yeah, he's Arnel.

[John Holmberg]

He's the replacement.

[Brady Bogan]

He was an Africa.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no.

[Brady Bogan]

He sings it now, but so does Weezer. It's the same thing. So he's not. He's. He's Ripper. Yeah, he's Ripper Owens of Toto, but that's a good foot in the door. Hey, my dad's John Williamson. His player cards, right. He might write us a couple of things. Did Toto have any hits after 85? Let's see. They had one that was a slow one. They were Rosanna, Roseanne, Holds the Line. Hold the Line after. Those were all like, 80. 81. What else was there? What else was there? There was one like, slow after it, I think.

[Frank Caliendo]

The one they did one. It's kind of weird. It's Georgie Porgy.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you always talk about songs that no one knows as if they were saying like crazy. Just because you heard it on your speakers doesn't mean it. Oh, radio Georgie Porgy.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That was a.

[Frank Caliendo]

That was a season played on that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yacht rock they do.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That might have been one of those moments when yacht rock does a deep cut. They'll mention that every once in a. Nobody wants to hear deep cuts. The reason they weren't hits. It's a reason they weren't good.

[John Holmberg]

Pamela, I think that was one.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that was that.

[John Holmberg]

That one's from 88.

[Brady Bogan]

They did release that. I don't remember. Let Toto handle it. It's little Toto over here, too. I understand what you were doing, but being tone deaf and trying to sing the. I know what you were doing, Pamela. I see what he did. Just replaced. He broke up with Rosanna and replaced her with Pamela. Sounds like Richard Marx. Yeah. Wait, this is John Williams son. Does John Williams still admit that? I remember looking. Yeah. This was an attempt at a hit. Almost. We played it at Tony Roma's. A lot of that. All right.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah. The big nut from Ohio State.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

This guy named John Peters. He is handing out sixteen five hundred dollar scholarships to kids in the northwest. Ohio.

[Brady Bogan]

He's Brutus.

[Frank Caliendo]

No, they call. He's that fan they always show that's painted scarlet and gray, but he's like a Buckeye. They call him the Big Nut.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Frank Caliendo]

The guy started doing the games and his wife gave him the nickname because he's so intense.

[Brady Bogan]

Gotta have a nickname.

[Frank Caliendo]

She's called the First Lady Nut.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Frank Caliendo]

Is that how to be anyway?

[Brady Bogan]

How to be an Ohio and forget everyone's first name and just call them what you see? Glasses man.

[Frank Caliendo]

The dude's not super rich.

[Brady Bogan]

Dude in a shirt man.

[Frank Caliendo]

Shirt man worked at a whirlpool factory for four decades. So he's done a ton of money, but over the years he's handed out $330,000 in scholarships.

[John Holmberg]

A ton of money.

[Brady Bogan]

He has a ton of money. That's a lot of money. Till he was wearing his glasses. I call him Mr. Peepers.

[Frank Caliendo]

There's this dude in Arizona, Paul Guile Bolt. He was driving to LA this month to donate supplies to fire victims when he got a text that his dog Damian had been found eight years after he went missing. He lost him during a move from Massachusetts in 2017. Damien, the dog slipped off the leash in Oklahoma.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no.

[Frank Caliendo]

Paul stayed for a week trying to find him.

[Brady Bogan]

Brutal.

[Frank Caliendo]

Couldn't find him. The text this month came from an Oklahoma woman who scooped Damien up after almost hitting him on the road. She got him to the vet. They scanned the microchip. Paul made a U turn headed straight to Oklahoma to pick through those fire victims.

[Brady Bogan]

Wait, she just now almost hit him? She didn't scoop him up years ago.

[Frank Caliendo]

No, this. This just happened. Eight years.

[Brady Bogan]

This dog's been living rogue time. I mean, what is this? Nolan the dog? No kidding. Did he have his volleyball with him? Him? I don't know. His chip still worked. He's just been walking around with the Paiutes over there in Oklahoma. Hanging out, eating roadkill.

[Frank Caliendo]

Could have been house hopping.

[Brady Bogan]

How about this guy? Did he remember him? We need to film this.

[Frank Caliendo]

I know.

[Brady Bogan]

This is too good not to put on the Internet. How about that? He's just walking along the freeway. He'll come back. He'll come back. He'll come back. It's like Toledo. Yep. We should call this Daddy Will come back any day now Anyone just tick tock Stay by this gas station Any day now he didn't mean to drive.

[Frank Caliendo]

Away Any day now now it's time for some science news.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on, man. This was the other Toto hit. What is it? Is this the Georgie Portraits? There it is. Yeah. 86. Okay. It's John Williamson that. I don't.

[Frank Caliendo]

What's it called?

[Brady Bogan]

It. It'll be over. I'll be over you. Good Lord. Yeah, this is. That's not the Total Voice. That's not the Africa voice. Yeah, I don't. I don't know how many elite series they've had, but isn't this.

[Frank Caliendo]

And these guys this.

[Brady Bogan]

Quicksilver. Oh, I don't know.

[Frank Caliendo]

A movie like that. The Kevin Bacon Quick Silver Last night maybe.

[Brady Bogan]

What was that? Wrestling Quanto.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, Vision Quest.

[Brady Bogan]

Was it Vision Quest? No, Vision Quest was way before that. Yeah. Cuz that was a. That was a Madonna song was in that one.

[John Holmberg]

She had a couple.

[Frank Caliendo]

She had gambler and lunatic fringe.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Shoot, shoop.

[John Holmberg]

Whatever.

[Frank Caliendo]

Sh.

[Brady Bogan]

That put me in a mood right there. I want some soup. For some reason that sounded. I think it's because it makes me feel like I'm 90 and I shouldn't use my teeth. I'm too old to eat with teeth anymore.

[Frank Caliendo]

Hello, my friends, Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news. President Trump asked Elon Musk and SpaceX to go to go rescue the two astronauts that have been stuck on the space station.

[Brady Bogan]

I thought we had a plan that.

[Frank Caliendo]

Confused people because NASA already had plans in place to go there in March. Trump's like, well, Elon can go now. Now.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that true?

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody thought of this.

[Frank Caliendo]

Like, you just want to speed up.

[John Holmberg]

Another one to Biden.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll tell you exactly why Sleepy Joe doesn't know we have rockets. He still lives like the Flintstones. So I just said, does Elon have a rocket that we're not using?

[John Holmberg]

And he said, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Immediately. Elon came in, gave me a really hearty hello with his salute. Very hearty. A wave. You don't want to hire him as the grand marshal of a parade. It's just going to backfire, I'll tell you that right now. Now.

[Frank Caliendo]

He hailed a rocket.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Just hailed a rocket. I see. How old? You don't want Elon hailing cabs or rockets either. It's going to turn into that survivor mover.

[John Holmberg]

He's got to be great at hailing cabs. He's.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no Toledo. It's the opposite. You don't want to do that. You don't want to do it. That's the joke. Leave us alone. Leave it to the professionals. He held a rocket. The rocket's going to go get those guys. We're getting them back, Brad. We're going to bring him back. Joe had a plan. Everything he did was slow. He had to find the right transvestite and the right lesbian to shoot up to go get those two astronauts. Because otherwise, dei. So I'm gonna put up what you do. I'm gonna get two qualified people from Elon's, probably a couple of white guys, and go rescue those. But I don't think those people up there in space will care. And I think they're gonna come out of that space station and look into the rocket and say, oh, white guys. I'll wait for the transvestites to come. I don't think DEI is gonna matter. I think they just want to be rescued. It could be children. They don't care.

[Frank Caliendo]

A fossil hunter in Denmark found a pile of 66 million year old puke. Experts think a fish barfed it up back in the crustaceous period.

[Brady Bogan]

I saw a picture of this yesterday. Weird. And it's weird that it's been sitting there. Well, because it was underwater and they thought a fish puked it. Like dis. That's what I would think, except for it was thick. So it landed and then clayed over and then the water receded. Cuz evidently back then the SUV were running heavy. And then the water went away and some dude walking on a hike found it. 66 million year old picture of puke in the side. And they know it's puke. How good they've gotten. It's puke.

[Frank Caliendo]

Wonder if you could ever throw it down and use that. One of those jokes?

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's rock. It's made of rock.

[Frank Caliendo]

People wouldn't believe you and Robot news. China armed a drone and a robot dog with fireworks and let him duke it out. You gotta check this video out.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't even imagine what you just said. My brain doesn't do that. But I'm a robot dog and a what?

[Frank Caliendo]

In a drone robot with fireworks?

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[Frank Caliendo]

So it's like Roman candles, but they're, you know, to shoot. Like if they're gonna battle, this is what it would look like.

[Brady Bogan]

We're in suspense. Yeah, let's go. We got a screen.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Good. Christ. Really sold it. This better be good.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, it is.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. It's a drone and a robot dog in a fight. Now this Is okay, yeah. This is just military training for the future. That drone's taking a lot of punches. The dog's winning this. So it's a drone and a robot. And that robot dog is moving. Look at these. Oh, that thing. Capable. What does the future hold? And why do I want a war so bad? Won't be here, so it doesn't matter. Won't the next war be so awesome?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

We get to watch it. It'll be on tv. How do you know when you win?

[John Holmberg]

It'll be prime time. They'll sell the rights to it.

[Brady Bogan]

John, I think we're doing. We're too busy with this stuff to realize that China's just distracting us, saying, here's how we will fight you in future. But really all they're going to do is get on your TikTok and take your bank account. The real war is going to be in this little screen here.

[John Holmberg]

But imagine you'll have the war ticket.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you get the ticket? Oh, did you get tickets to the war? Watch the robots in the drones fight. Meanwhile, my quad box of the war. Your desert financial is just draining like crazy. And you're like, check out the robots. I think we're winning.

[Frank Caliendo]

Astronomers in Chile just spotted a massive asteroid with a 1.3% chance of hitting Earth in 2032.

[Brady Bogan]

1.3 million, not 1.3. A 1% chance. Okay. I thought. I'm like, oh, we were getting.

[Frank Caliendo]

They say it's around 100 meters, just over 300ft wide.

[John Holmberg]

3 million chance.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Not 1.3 million usually. Distance is crazy. It's close. Okay. 1% chance. We get bumped by this giant thing.

[Frank Caliendo]

That'S not big enough to be a planet killer. But it wouldn't be good if it hit. I said, they'll give it. They'll love. You know, the percentage will get a little bit better around 2028. So they'll get accurate. I think it could be. Oh, there's no chance it's gonna hit. Or it could increase.

[Brady Bogan]

Gotcha. So, so basically what you're saying is it either will or will right now. So it's 50. 50.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah. But if it did hit it. Destroy buildings up to nine miles away, shatter windows more than 60 miles away, trigger a massive earthquake, destroy a bunch of stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So we're hoping it hits, like, Korea. Thank you, doctor. Stuff's going. Getting wrecked on that one there.

[Frank Caliendo]

An asteroid half this size hit eastern Russia in 1908. Flattened 80 million trees over an area of 800 square miles.

[John Holmberg]

Is that the one that exploded in the air?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. I don't think they had video of it. 1908.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, 1908.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, pretty sure. Maybe a drawing or.

[Frank Caliendo]

I don't think that was.

[John Holmberg]

Never mind. They might have not.

[Frank Caliendo]

That's your science news.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it had the wrong thing up in. It doesn't matter. Go ahead.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah. This man who is obsessed with Bigfoot. Please be dead. His wife was like, all right, you can go hunting all you want. I respect that.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, please be dead. Please. Banging the neighborhood.

[Frank Caliendo]

He went on a Bigfoot hunt.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Pretty close. I'll tell you right now.

[Frank Caliendo]

As a wife discovered. Yeah, he went on a Bigfoot expedition in Washington.

[Brady Bogan]

But he got up there.

[Frank Caliendo]

Then he was moving over into British Columbia. It was like a week long trip. His camping partner was his ex wife.

[Brady Bogan]

Ah, he was the one.

[Frank Caliendo]

And the current wife found out about it. It's like oh okay.

[Brady Bogan]

So she was dumb enough to believe that she had a Bigfoot hunter at home who was taking a week off up in Vancouver every year. Every year. And basically just going and boning his ex wife for seven days. Yeah. Coming back empty handed. Guess what honey? No Bigfoot again this year. Well, it's not from a lack of looking. Dave, Great job. Oh, I looked. Oh, I looked everywhere. I did see some huge fuzzy stuff and I attacked it. I'm not gonna lie. If you find any hair on my clothes. That's when I was wrestling what I thought was a Bigfoot. The claws came out. I don't know what those scratches in my back as I was wrestling with a big. Can't explain the STDs though.

[Frank Caliendo]

In Bonita Springs, Florida, a woman was arrested over the weekend after throwing a brick through a window of a home. It was her ex boyfriend. She'd been banging on the door and they didn't answer. So she threw the brick through the window. Wasn't sure where it happened or who did it it until they looked at the brick. In the back of the brick there was engraved the phrase first date Sabrina.

[Brady Bogan]

Her name and their meaningful brick.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, it was a jet skiing date.

[Brady Bogan]

A memory brick.

[Frank Caliendo]

June 14, 2020. The last relationship stories. This 25 year old woman.

[Brady Bogan]

Before you go on. Yeah, Amy, who does the lost her home pet rescue thing with me on Thursdays and do them on run them on Friday morning things. And by the way, great dogs. It was Jack or Joey and Muffin. Yeah, they're a bonded pair. Their owners ran into some big trouble and put them in the lost Our home for a little while to basically say hey, we gotta like 90 days to resort our lives and we can't take care of these dogs. And then nothing worked out and they're like we gotta give them up. We can't afford these. Then they're great five year old dogs. But inside lost our home. You can buy tiles and put a message on it. Most people put on there I love you forever. And all this other stuff. There's one that made Amy and I think that we want to start a company called Sad Ass Bricks. Because one just said I let you down. Wow. And it's got more on it. And we walk by like did you read that sad ass brick back there? It's like the saddest thing. Most people are like a tribute. This dude's just blaming himself. I let you down. I never. Who never gave you a proper chance to be a real live dog. The whole thing was my fault. Then it says a miss you king. That's like some crazy. So Sad ass Bricks. People would actually do it to like get out their misery. This thing will make you tear up. So I understand commemorative bricks. But they can be used as weapons later if things don't go right. And some people can't handle their commemorative memory without making them a little too detailed.

[Frank Caliendo]

They've been better on the ground out front. Tropicana Field or if you know they sell those bricks like we did here in Chase.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Bad right now. I loved you. I never expected to actually see your brains leaking out of your head. I'll never forget. Go t. Max.

[John Holmberg]

Sadassbricks.com is available.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Sad Ass Bricks was a real thing. Then we ran into a guy who did engraving into wood. Like he made business cards out of real wood. And most of them were like sad for like memories of a friend or something like that. We're like Jesus kind of here's my cards. Like making little tombstones out of wood so you could remember your. All right. People like being sad. They like being reminded. Sadassbricks.com coming soon.

[Frank Caliendo]

This 25 year old woman named Rhiannon Evans just became the first person in the UK to plead guilty to cyber farting. She harassed her ex partner last month by sending a series of videos where she farted into her phone and laughed. She sent the initial video. She's then three more on December 22nd. Four more over the next few days.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

Cops got involved, told her to stop. She continued to send more videos on December 26, then again on New Year's Day. The Ex said the videos made her feel unsafe in her own home. Rannon's lawyer told a judge that the two women have. Have bad blood and she's been drinking. And she sent the text over WhatsApp. She admitted to the harassment. The judge sentenced her to probation. She has to go to a series of rehab sessions. Can't drink for 60 days.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. This. If Brady was to have written Sleepless in Seattle, that's how it would have been. Then I knew she was right for me when she started to send the fart videos unsolicited. So I flew to Seattle to find her. We stood on the space needle. It's you, isn't it?

[John Holmberg]

Recognize that anywhere?

[Brady Bogan]

Nora Efron, eat your heart out. This script's a lot better. Oh.

[Frank Caliendo]

I got two Brady videos.

[Brady Bogan]

Ronnie Kirby, I can't be with you anymore. I found my calling. She's in the car. I love her so much. She's the one behind all the fog. Brent Corando wants to know, can we change the title of something like, Brady confused the state of Arizona instead of the Brady report? Because was there something confused? I thought he had to. That confused me. All of Arizona confused the Brady report.

[Frank Caliendo]

First one's a little boxing match.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, here's the picture. The. The brick. I'm not going to say who does this. In memory of. And then the dog says, I regret that I failed you, and I am so sorry. That's his commemorative brick that you walked by. It lost her home. Everybody else is like, in memory of Lucy, I loved you. This is like our family dogs. In honor of Leto.

[John Holmberg]

You guys looked around first to make sure he wasn't there, right? Like doing a.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the biggest one.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

In memory of Cha Cha. I regret that I failed you, and I am so sorry. Can you guys put that on your wall? I guess you paid for it. All right, we got boxing and boxing video. Whoa. A little sucker punch on the break. These guys are. Oh, and then he just. Just flattens the. Oh, he's doing gang signs under those gloves. And then the other guy drops. What happened to him?

[Frank Caliendo]

He's making fun of him.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. Oh, I thought this guy's. Oh, he's in a full seizure. Yeah, the guy dressed as Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan. 1991 outfit he's wearing in the boxing ring. Neither of them well trained. That was a. That's one of those grudge matches that sometimes boxing rings that are a little bit skeptical. Yeah. Sketchy. We'll say. All right, you guys got a beat. Get it in Take it in the ring.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, maybe not.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's rue boxing. R U h. Pretty cool that he did the flop after to make fun of his dying opponent.

[Frank Caliendo]

Guy punches me when we're not fighting.

[Brady Bogan]

Show him.

[Frank Caliendo]

All right, next one's a NBA injury. Oh, it's Taylor Hendricks.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you do? Is it a broken down the court? Is this new? I haven't seen this.

[Frank Caliendo]

I haven't either.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay yourself. Here we go. Finals last year, Minnesota. Oh, Jesus. He goes to stop and his leg just disconnects at the knee.

[John Holmberg]

I think it's his shin.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it his shin or his knee? No, I think it's both.

[John Holmberg]

I think he dislocates his knee.

[Brady Bogan]

Looks like maybe the leg caught and it just stopped. He just. He. He hyper extends it and then it just buckles up. Oh, my God. I didn't know a knee could do that without any contact. Oh. Oh, it's folded sideways, too.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, God.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. No, we're not. I like that. Basketball players all. I come from the mean streets. I've seen a lot of blood. I've seen a lot of bad things. They see a dude's leg break and all of them walk away. That's witchcraft. I'm not even looking at.

[Frank Caliendo]

I can't help.

[Brady Bogan]

You're gonna need. You're gonna need a warlock to fix.

[Frank Caliendo]

That coach who haven't talked to in two months. This guy needs help.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, go over here for a little bit. That's out of my depth. I'm sorry, Tay. You're going to lay there for a minute. All right, Brett, what do you got? Friday morning. Here we go. All right, start off light with this one, but this is fitting for what's been going on. Oh, here comes a plane.

[John Holmberg]

Brad.

[Brady Bogan]

It's remote control still. Here's a remote control plane over a cornfield. Oh, and it hits a guy in the head.

[Frank Caliendo]

Big one.

[Brady Bogan]

The thing was going about 100 miles an hour. It's just cruising through. It's trying to land. And there's a guy in the Runway.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, he's dead.

[Brady Bogan]

He's not. He's not doing well. Those things got some weight to it. Yeah, and they're propellers. It's not a jet. Those propellers are spinning. Oh, that dude's. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

We need the after on that one.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't know that we do. This one's basically. Drugs are. Drugs are. Make you do some funny stuff. All right. Just in a supermarket of some sort. At a bar. She's at a bar and she's.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, she's naked.

[Brady Bogan]

She's naked, my friend. That's a naked Asian lady breaking all the bottles at this bar, taking them off the shelf. I assume she's Asian because she's small. She's pretty hot. That's a nice body. Well, here's a naked guy pulling the front of a car off in traffic. And he punched a car. He's just a naked. Here's a lady with a Brazilian butt lift walking around naked. What?

[John Holmberg]

Nope.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a man.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, that's a match, Bella.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. Is this what was going on inside that air traffic control? Yes. There's a set of humongous augmented breasts with dollar bills over the nipples. Here's a man putting his bottom on the mouth of a woman at a bus stop. And I put some mask on, too. All right, all right, all right. I can't watch what is happening. I can't watch that much anal Angus. Oh, here's a guy filming his nut bag popping. All right, that's enough, Brett. This is a compilation video. There's too much talk. All right, all right, how about this one? All right, let's sick. All right. Four gigantic fat ladies in red running down a beach, pretending to be Baywatch beauties, but they're all about £500 and. Oh, my God, it's. It's taken a turn where all these fat ladies are in some sort of a weird hippo triangle. Hungry Hungry Hippos. Only with oral sex. Each one of them. Oh, my God. Each one of them buried into the very, very Crisco flavored move that is in front of them. And they triangulated like the. It looks like the logo for Scientology, only fat.

[Frank Caliendo]

Or the Helping Hands one.

[Brady Bogan]

And we'll end here. It's been a while, man. It's not Ying and Yang. There's a third one. Oh, man. It's been a while since we've had a removal video.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no.

[Brady Bogan]

What are we taking off here? Oh, it's a penis being cut off. He's got a clamp on the bottom. That's a full out butcher knife. Oh, and he is slowly slicing off. Takes you a while. His penis. No, it's pretty, right? He can't get it all cut. Oh, he's got a little left hanging by it. Why?

[Frank Caliendo]

So was he sending us?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Hurry up. Why are you. This. What does he hit? Some gristle. Why won't that open?

[John Holmberg]

Join my Facebook group.

[Brady Bogan]

Sliding. He's sliding the blade across. 98%. It will not take. Dull blade. Yeah. Oh, my God. Brad, how much longer? Oh, there you go. Wow. Dangling around like a pinata. Now. I don't know what he's got it tied to. Oh, it's just. It's just repulsive. This is the worst. The worst moments, humanity. Oh, you can see like little tubes in it. Oh my Jesus Lord board. And he's just laying in a bed. Not a lot of blood because he clamped it off with some homemade thing at the bottom. And now he's got no peace. He cut it off. Listen to him. Diapers underneath. Yeah, maybe he's got a little plastic, like a puppy pee pad or something. Brady, when you cut your penis off, you can't wreck the sheets. Brady noticed the penis. That's why you rose colored glasses. You managed to. There you go. Grab the scenery. What else is in that room?

[Frank Caliendo]

I gotta look away.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't look at the penis part, but Miley's got some pee pads down. That's called responsibility. Three or five stars. That one made me cringe a little. Thanks, Bert. Yep.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, John, does Brady know his demographic is not based on 12 year olds sending fart videos? Or does he just make this stuff up as he goes? Whatever tells him.

[Brady Bogan]

Keep playing that mid-80s Toto song.

[Frank Caliendo]

That is a news story.

[Brady Bogan]

I think I'm falling in love with this lady. She's like Meg Ryan. I heard her farting on the phone and I. I flew to the Empire State Building and waited for her. She was in the bathroom. You're my ang. Yuck. And this was a hit. This is a sleepy tune. Sorry, no more Toto. That was it then they were done after that? Yeah, I think so. Then they made enough money playing on everybody else's albums. Oh my gosh.

[Frank Caliendo]

I know they were.

[Brady Bogan]

Waited 35 years for Weezer to make money for him again. Well, there you go, everybody. That's is your Brady Report. It's 98 KUPD.

[John Holmberg]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually.

[Frank Caliendo]

No membership fee.

[Brady Bogan]

I have heard enough of this. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Come on, man. It is Godsmeck right there. Bad religion. And if you're paying attention, starting after 5:00 today, that's one of our you Fest alumni. And we can do that thing on you Fest alumni weekend is upon us. So if you are listening and you hear one of those bands and you're listening on the app, you can tap that app, get yourself you Fest tickets and all sorts of other stuff you can load up and be ready to win just by listening on the app. Or 98kupd.com because why listen to the radio when you could make it your phone or the computer? I say go anywhere you want. Tap that app. Also want to do a quick hello to my friends out [e-mail] this morning they're doing a test, a brown level test. You're gonna like this one. It has started. There's about, I guess, like 30 people there. And they're listening as we go busting ass and taking names. Doing their big test for the next level up there at Tactical Black. That's a fun one for pun luncheon. Playing with knives. And they're doing it all day today. So go get them, gang. It's nice to. To see that group. That's a big group for a Friday morning. Frank Caliendo is here. Look at that. Brady. I brought him back.

[Frank Caliendo]

Big extravaganza weekend.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. It's Brady's big weekend.

[John Holmberg]

Sold out. All right.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, never mind. All right, well, thanks for passing, buddy. Let's end it now.

[John Holmberg]

Sold out. You know why?

[Brady Bogan]

I know why.

[John Holmberg]

Why? Because I showed up at Four Peaks.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Frank, you didn't even know what to say to that. Risked life and limbs. We'll get to that in a second, okay?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but I did add. I did add a March 9 show at the Tempe Improv because nobody can get tickets for this weekend now.

[Brady Bogan]

Really.

[John Holmberg]

So if you can't be improv.

[Brady Bogan]

March 9, why is such an arbitrary.

[John Holmberg]

I was looking for a day. I was available. I'm very busy.

[Brady Bogan]

March 9th was the one you doing a lot of.

[John Holmberg]

And I didn't want to do.

[Brady Bogan]

No doubt.

[John Holmberg]

It was just. They have bookings and I don't want to move people around or anything.

[Brady Bogan]

Can you do that?

[John Holmberg]

I've got. I've had people.

[Brady Bogan]

You've had the juice to get it happen to me. Who got.

[John Holmberg]

Who moved you?

[Brady Bogan]

Jamie Foxx, Cat Williams?

[John Holmberg]

Both.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Co headline.

[Brady Bogan]

Who moves Frank out of the way here in Phoenix?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know and I don't think about it in Phoenix, but life. I mean, I've been bumped at Letterman too, a couple times.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that makes sense because I mean, Letterman, they're stars and I. Right. Well, you're in. And amongst comedians, that's a different thing. When you've got, like, George Clooney going on a little long, it's like, well, you were on the Tonight show with Tom Cruise. If he decided to tell one more story, they're not gonna. Sorry about that, Tom. Can't listen to you anymore. We got Frank Caliano coming.

[John Holmberg]

Did happen with Jon Stewart. That was. Jon Stewart. Kept going on Letterman. He was talking and talking and talking. And they're backstage like, hey, maybe we're just gonna stick with Stewart. Yeah. Move you to another date. I'm like, I flew all the way out here, and it's near the end of Letterman. I mean, it's ending. It's getting close to ending. And they said it ended up where I did get on. They're like, do you want to do a different date, or do you want to just do three minutes ago? I'll do the three minutes.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you only did three minutes.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe seven.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it was probably, like, came out at the time. What year was it? Crushed it, then crushed.

[John Holmberg]

1985.

[Brady Bogan]

Just the height of all. The easiest.

[John Holmberg]

Michael J. Fox. I mean, tell me you built the time machine out of a DeLorean. Doc, this is heavy. Marty, why didn't we turn this back five minutes and tell Stuart to shut up?

[Brady Bogan]

And then, boom, you're done.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I just. I just went and I just turned it on. I was, like, doing the. It was like doing the squares, and we're trying. We're up against the break.

[Brady Bogan]

We gotta go. Heartbreak. And we got to get moving, so.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

How about that?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. The other one was Tina Fey. I was booked as the lead on Letterman. Tina Fey became open for that spot, and then they bumped me down.

[Brady Bogan]

You were.

[John Holmberg]

Which made sense.

[Brady Bogan]

You were the. Oh, no offense. Absolutely. That made sense.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, 100%.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not even.

[John Holmberg]

I was like, sucks, but I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

But being the lead on Letterman. You were going to be the. The first guest. Our first guest tonight.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding.

[John Holmberg]

I think that was the only time I was the lead guest, not as myself. And I still hate this.

[Brady Bogan]

The Madden one.

[John Holmberg]

The Mad.

[Brady Bogan]

I love that.

[John Holmberg]

Where I was the. I was the lead guest as John Madden over Ben Stiller. And he was doing all the movies at the time. That.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's.

[John Holmberg]

Now I'm directing Severance.

[Brady Bogan]

The reason I like that so much, too, was because Letterman was giggling like a little girl. And you could see like, you were eating that up, too, which is pretty cool. But, I mean, Letterman was.

[John Holmberg]

I took the chicken wing out of my pocket was. Do you always have a chicken wing? Yeah, babe.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't you. It was. That was a. That was a moment. Boy, you had quite a career. I'm sorry to see that you're there is true eulogy. And then later, you were doing a podcast with me in a closet, and.

[John Holmberg]

It was my Favorite time.

[Brady Bogan]

And it was mine, too. I enjoyed it. No, that was. That's. What a story. Now, speaking of stories, Frank wanted to meet.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, this is later already.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you want to wait?

[John Holmberg]

No, I. I'm ready. No, no, we should get it going just in case it happens again.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. We gotta keep things moving.

[John Holmberg]

I heard you tease.

[Brady Bogan]

I hate to even say that.

[John Holmberg]

I was being teased that night.

[Brady Bogan]

Keep it moving is not a problem.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know how people. How much people know about that. I don't really do much.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't do anything.

[John Holmberg]

Don't go anywhere. It's not. It's not that I don't enjoy being around people. I'm just awkward and I don't know what to say. And people.

[Brady Bogan]

You have social anxiety.

[John Holmberg]

I think it's Some of that. And people. It's. I don't mind. I actually like meeting people. It's fun, but people don't know how to act. To me, there's a lot of things where people stare.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And then you see him kind of turn this. I think that's Frank Calando, but he's shorter.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Or they trap you. Like, I noticed we're at Four Peaks. Like, you walked in the door and then a little crescent of two steps in stopped and made it so there was no ingress. You were no longer allowed in.

[John Holmberg]

Steel Curtain.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they curtained the Steel Curtain. It was Elsie Greenwood, Dennis Dirt, Winston, Joe Green, and whoever else was on that thing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So it was right in front of you. There were four guys that wouldn't let you take two more steps. And of course, one wouldn't stop doing Donald Trump, which is why I always tell people that. Oh, it was a good trumpet. I always tell people, like, don't do that. Don't attack me with impressions.

[John Holmberg]

A line is good.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

One line. And his line, he should have stopped at this.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And I've been like, that's great. But then he gave me the full bitch.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you get the full hunk.

[John Holmberg]

Like 37 minutes later, you come over like, hey, having fun?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he found me later. And he goes, I did my Trump for Frank. And I'm like, I'm sure he loved it. And then he said. I said it was better than yours. And I'm like, because Frank's a douche. That's funny. But that's. That was. And I'm like, God damn it. And he ate that up.

[John Holmberg]

I was looking for a thing to say, you know? Like, I know that he would bring that back to you. And then. Then you Would. Then you would come back at me.

[Brady Bogan]

He may as well been on a horse. He was so excited. Frank said, mine's better than yours. Hurrah. Shit. He just took off like, Jesus. You took a lot of pride.

[John Holmberg]

And his hair looked like he'd been on the horse.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So here's the story. I don't go out to a lot of places. I don't do a lot of things. I went just to spite you. I really went to Four Peaks. And as I pulled out of the driveway, I felt something in my stomach a little bit like I was pulling out of my neighborhood. And I'm like, eh, you know, maybe. I don't know, maybe I had a burp or something like that. I just, just kind of a feeling and I, I'm like, it's, I'm fine. It passed.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[John Holmberg]

But then I got about halfway to Four peaks. I've got 15 minutes in of a 30 minute ride and thunderstorm. You know when you have the feeling of the full on.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. Things happen, everything.

[John Holmberg]

There's a rumbling, there's a definite rumble. And I'm thinking, all right, I can, I'm gonna be able to fight through this. But then the contraction started getting closer and closer. Okay. So I get to Four Peaks and I'm thinking, okay, I can, I can do this. This could be just an in and out, a quick, a quick visit. I say hello, explain the situation to.

[Brady Bogan]

You, not feeling great. I wouldn't have believed you, by the way.

[John Holmberg]

You wouldn't have?

[Brady Bogan]

No. If you'd have come in and go, I don't feel so good. I just came by to say hi. And then you left. I been like, Frank had a thing.

[John Holmberg]

I think if you'd have seen me, I was pale, I looked in the mirror, very vampire. So I get there, it's packed. Like I could not, I don't, shouldn't say that because I.

[Brady Bogan]

You couldn't believe it.

[John Holmberg]

I couldn't. I was thoroughly impressed with your remote capabilities. Yeah, it was incredible.

[Brady Bogan]

I was impressed that everyone showed up at 6:00.

[John Holmberg]

That was, that was the thing. I was going to be there. I was going to be there about 6:30. There was no parking anywhere. I start to look for parking in the neighborhood around Four Peaks and It all says 24 hour monitored, only residents.

[Frank Caliendo]

You will be towed.

[Brady Bogan]

And you gotta walk 10 miles if you park all the way down the road. Yeah, it was a lot of people.

[John Holmberg]

Early, so I circled a little bit and as I'm circling going, I'm not gonna make it Anywhere. I thought about doing the illegal parking and then running in, but then that's a whole moment I don't want to share with anybody.

[Brady Bogan]

And hilarious.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. No, I would.

[Brady Bogan]

Have you been in the bathrooms in that place? No.

[John Holmberg]

Open season for everybody.

[Brady Bogan]

It is. People talk to you. One guy told me he left me in there once.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

How you doing, bro? How you doing, bro? I love you, man. I love you, Mike.

[John Holmberg]

Show.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't say that while our dicks are out.

[John Holmberg]

I really don't think anybody would have loved me at that point. I mean, that was one.

[Frank Caliendo]

Can I get a picture with you?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

No, take a picture with this. This is a mess. I just. This is.

[Brady Bogan]

Frank's doing his Oprah impression in there, screaming and gurgling.

[John Holmberg]

I was like, this is devastating. This is Pacific Palisades. This is how brutal that is.

[Brady Bogan]

Scorched her. Oh.

[John Holmberg]

Just. It was horrif. So I got. I. I thought about While I was circling, taking pictures of the parking and out front, like, I can't. I'm not going back. This is two trips I'm gonna make.

[Brady Bogan]

To the public too much.

[John Holmberg]

But I did. I. I emptied out.

[Brady Bogan]

You went home.

[John Holmberg]

I went home, cleaned up because I didn't think that would be a safe. I looked at. You know, Starbucks has singles.

[Brady Bogan]

You can't do that to people, man.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I didn't want to. I didn't. I'd done that before on the road, but then when they. When people know you, they listen at the door.

[Brady Bogan]

Do they? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I've had a guy with a cup.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Toledo. We saw Mike Ditka go into a stall, and Toledo pounded on the stall door for. I don't. What the hell's going on? He was drunk, and Toledo just literally double fist. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Because I'm like, hey, there's Mike Ditka. And I realized Toledo was a bad drunk.

[John Holmberg]

Here's a thousand bucks to go away.

[Brady Bogan]

How you doing, boys? And then. What the hell, dumbbears? I ran out of there because somebody's gonna think I did that. Toledo left, left.

[John Holmberg]

He always. Anytime I ever saw Dicka, he had a wad of cash. Literally thousands of dollars in a roll.

[Brady Bogan]

Really?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Just like a. Like a toilet paper roll of hundreds.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what he was using in there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah. Cleans up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Wipe my ass with these.

[John Holmberg]

So I get there, everything's fine after that. The. The event was tremendous.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Probably the best of was.

[Brady Bogan]

It was fun, and we appreciate you coming, but I wouldn't have believed you had you said, oh, I'm. I'm not feeling well. I gotta go. I'd have been laughing like, okay, off your go. But the fact that you showed up after with the story all the way home.

[John Holmberg]

I showed you texts from me to my wife. I'm gonna be home for a quick second.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Had some issues.

[Frank Caliendo]

Keep everyone out of the bathroom.

[John Holmberg]

You sh. You do shower after you're done.

[Brady Bogan]

Each one.

[John Holmberg]

I would have to shower, like, four times a day.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding. You go that well. I would shower four times a day. You can't walk around with rust butt as an adult. That's disgusting.

[John Holmberg]

I am a good cleaner.

[Brady Bogan]

Everybody thinks so. But again, my argument.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, I. I have a person. I met the guy. I met him at the Charlotte airport.

[Brady Bogan]

You know where they have the guys?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I said, you do a great job.

[Brady Bogan]

Guys in Charlotte, that'll wipe your ass.

[John Holmberg]

Not. That's not original. If you're a celebrity, that's not their first job. They hand out, like, the.

[Brady Bogan]

I love you, man. I do the best. So I'm gonna just.

[Frank Caliendo]

It would be an honor.

[Brady Bogan]

It would be an honor. I'm gonna put. I'm not gonna drive old people around on this cart anymore. I'm gonna follow you into the can. I'm gonna wipe your chest.

[John Holmberg]

No, they're the guys in the. In the bathroom.

[Brady Bogan]

The attendants at the Charlotte airport.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. They have them there, or they did. I don't vaccine them.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. But that's the worst place to be an attendant for bathrooms. Is the airport anywhere.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That's why they have awful.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, they pop them in your mouth and wipe you, and they.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no. God.

[John Holmberg]

I'm always totally weirded out by the attendant.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not a thing.

[John Holmberg]

I don't like that.

[Brady Bogan]

My rule for that is do not tip them. If we all stop tipping them, they'll stop showing up.

[John Holmberg]

I tip them to go away, but.

[Brady Bogan]

That'S what they're counting on.

[John Holmberg]

You know what we should do? We should go and be bathroom attendant somewhere.

[Brady Bogan]

I would love that. I would love that.

[John Holmberg]

And just make noises.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Just. Whoa. Sounds like everything's. You all right in there? For $100, I'll wipe it. Just talk to him.

[Frank Caliendo]

It's just mad.

[John Holmberg]

Here's the thing. You don't want to hear from the bathroom. Hey, I got an idea.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Or just before you hear the door come. You're in the stall and you say, that's a lot of blood. And then you come out, hey, how you doing? Let's open.

[John Holmberg]

Is it Pacino That's a lot of blood.

[Brady Bogan]

A lot of blood. We just do poop out character voices for no reason.

[John Holmberg]

That's a lot of blood in there.

[Brady Bogan]

What? God. Are you giving birth inch by inch.

[John Holmberg]

Foot by foot, yard by yard?

[Brady Bogan]

We are gonna take this dump while they're in there. The air freshener just goes over the top of the edge. Come on. I had to friend. I gotta live in this. Yeah, that would be great. So you don't. You don't even know why you had diarrhea on Tuesday night, but really. And just attacked you and it went away immediately?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it was just.

[Brady Bogan]

What did you eat? You remember everything.

[John Holmberg]

You know, I only eat like once a day, so I ate a bunch at once. And it just. I was pretty nervous. You think?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

You think that was that anxiety kicking in?

[Brady Bogan]

Anxious tummy? I don't people.

[John Holmberg]

I did eat some chocolate. That might have been it.

[Brady Bogan]

A little dairy? Assuming.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. We'll keep our eyes on that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm going to keep an eye on you for a minute.

[Frank Caliendo]

Would you like some chocolate right now?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I would like to test. I got some Godivas in my office if you want.

[John Holmberg]

I've been fine since. I mean, I think going to Four Peaks cured me. And I had Four Peaks.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, God. Yeah. Don't go to the bathroom there. And you're not a public bathroom guy. You don't pull over to take dumps, do you?

[John Holmberg]

I've had to. I don't like to.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you ever have to?

[John Holmberg]

I remember one time when I was doing colleges in the late early 2000s because I started in 96, probably about 1999, 2000. I was in Virginia and I had to pee so bad. I just. I was just. I finally found a gas station and I couldn't control it.

[Brady Bogan]

The pee.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it just went. I just. I got in there. I had never had that situation before. I didn't know what. It just started going. It was an outof body experience.

[Brady Bogan]

Were you out of your pants?

[John Holmberg]

It was like a little guy with the fire hose. I got it out, but it was.

[Brady Bogan]

Just out of control. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I just didn't know where it was. I just. I just.

[Brady Bogan]

Ah. It like attacked you.

[John Holmberg]

I just thought it like. I had to go, like ever had that where you have to go so bad it starts like burning on the inside. It needs to find its way out.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You know what's interesting?

[Brady Bogan]

Suck it back in.

[John Holmberg]

Earlier in the day that had happened to me. I had the tinkles the other day. Yeah. The same day.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Kidding.

[Brady Bogan]

Gosh.

[John Holmberg]

I'm starting to realize I have a lot more issues.

[Brady Bogan]

Probably get checked out. I'm never doing that. You and I have talked about this.

[John Holmberg]

I go to the doctor now.

[Brady Bogan]

But you go to the things.

[John Holmberg]

Because you got kids to do that.

[Brady Bogan]

That's why.

[John Holmberg]

I haven't done that yet.

[Brady Bogan]

People with kids think that they're the ones that always tell me, you gonna do that? Like, for what?

[John Holmberg]

I'm honestly ready to go.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm fine.

[John Holmberg]

The kids are. I like my kids. I think they're gonna be good on their own. I feel like I've. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I feel like I need to see grandkids.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I don't. Nah.

[Brady Bogan]

Not really. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And there's just too much worrying.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's ton of that. That's why I couldn't be one of the biggest reasons I could never be a parent. All I would do is worry all the time. And sound.

[John Holmberg]

I worry about my kids, what their life is gonna be.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that's no fun. And I don't have any interest in that whatsoever. Whatsoever at all. Did you watch any of the hearings yesterday with Bernie and RFK yelling at each other? It was like we wrote was. It was literally like you and I were just goofing around on something.

[John Holmberg]

I haven't seen it all yet. I've just seen a couple clips.

[Brady Bogan]

Those two voices yelling at each other are cartoons. There's no reason to see human that. It was almost like seeing when Mel Blank did the voices. And, like, there should be, like, I'll see the cartoon later. But this is when they. They did the audio. It is so hilarious that when they start fighting and they call each other Bob and Bernie and it's. They don't even say senator or sir. You gotta watch it. We'll incorporate that into the squares. We'll give you a little teaser on that. Frank is here. Desert Ridge. But you can't buy tickets.

[John Holmberg]

Sold out.

[Brady Bogan]

Sold out clean. And so you can't do it. But March 9, you can still get them. Desertridgeimprov.com probably no Tempe Improv. Oh, you're going to Tempe.

[John Holmberg]

I'm Tempe.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

It's closer to my house.

[Brady Bogan]

Tempe Improv. Just in case you have to take a dump. You can't. One drive.

[John Holmberg]

That's much better timing right there.

[Brady Bogan]

Have you ever wrecked the green room bathroom while you're doing a show? Oh, you got to start doing this at home, Frank.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

Planning, you know, evacuate.

[John Holmberg]

I usually do.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I usually do.

[Frank Caliendo]

I usually do but when something hits you.

[John Holmberg]

No, I don't. That's. Maybe that's why I don't leave the house.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Because you never know. I don't. I don't agree with that.

[John Holmberg]

It's something I forgot about years ago. Like, it's a traumatic experience.

[Brady Bogan]

And you left the house and dumped, and now you can't. And now that's why Tuesday night, when you were with all the people, nobody pushed you in a direction that made you feel uncomfortable. It was fairly. You were all right.

[John Holmberg]

It's never that. It's just. It's. It's sometimes that you do meet and.

[Brady Bogan]

Greets after your show. Still, you're probably not doing.

[John Holmberg]

Not as much, because I found I got a lot of colds.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you're getting sick.

[John Holmberg]

I was always getting sick. And I did that in Vegas when I was doing meet and greets after the Vegas shows.

[Brady Bogan]

I would.

[John Holmberg]

I would get a cold. Cold every three weeks.

[Brady Bogan]

Dirty people touching you.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

They can't have that.

[Frank Caliendo]

Shingles. He got it all.

[Brady Bogan]

And catch that, people. But maybe if you got shingles, you can still do the voices. I understand. The cold is.

[John Holmberg]

I had singles and I. I'll carry it. Come and let me put a band aid on you. I don't think that's what helps.

[Brady Bogan]

It did for me.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe you didn't have shingles.

[Brady Bogan]

I did.

[John Holmberg]

I had singles. Then I built the basement. I got all my lines. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. As a roofer.

[Brady Bogan]

What shingles? Oh, we had those shingles. Oh, roof tile. You're an idiot. All right, let's do an entertainment drill and let Frank go to the bathroom, and then we'll show him some stuff. We'll get an entertainment drill all the way. Frank's gonna be here for the Caliendo squares promoting the March 9 show, which then now means you're gonna come back in late February. Oh, mid February, or you think early?

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna come back because last time you got on me for not being around for a year.

[Brady Bogan]

You weren't here for a whole year. Year. Last year. I've seen you out of the house three or four times. Once we drove around together during COVID That was fun. And then we went to California Pizza Kitchen. I think we went to dinner with Lovett's once, and then we.

[John Holmberg]

Lunch with Love. It just ended with dinner.

[Brady Bogan]

No, we had. Oh, that's. We did have dinner. Two of them, too. And then the other one was when you and I saw lunch at the Biltmore.

[John Holmberg]

Lunch?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. We had lunch at the Biltmore and he got nervous because I was seeing all the gay guys coming out of the gym.

[John Holmberg]

And the lady, he just would glare, look at her.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, look at that.

[John Holmberg]

I can do it. Why? I'm famous.

[Brady Bogan]

I can say whatever I want.

[John Holmberg]

Unlike you two.

[Brady Bogan]

There was a lot of that. I can do it. I can do whatever I want. You guys would get arrested. Yeah. All right, Frank Caliendo joins us for the last hour. Do the entertainment drill next. It's 98.

[John Holmberg]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Frank Caliendo]

No membership fee. I have heard it.

[Brady Bogan]

Enough of this. Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. I took the punch. That's all it is. 9:13 Here in the morning sickness. It's time now for Brady and Frank Calendo. Ready for the Calendo Squares. If you want to get on an early and sit and wait on the phone, you can. Yeah. Open up. You just got done talking with Trip Rent. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What do you mean in a bug?

[Brady Bogan]

He asked you if you would come out to Seattle to do some radio for some failing stations out there. Do you know anything about Miranda Lambert? I'd like you to do some of her songs. Yeah, yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

He mentioned grooming, too.

[Brady Bogan]

I want to groom you. I'm going to traffic you. It's what I do anyway. Huh? Huh?

[John Holmberg]

You ever heard of Trips Island?

[Brady Bogan]

I'll send you out to my super special island. I just got it for a price. Used to be someone named. I think it was the kid from welcome back. Cotter Epstein.

[John Holmberg]

I don't remember Trip Reeve Island.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Yeah. Ooh. It's a TV show on Fox. Ew. Yeah. Who will win the heart of Trip Reeve on Trip Re. Violet? If you want to play the squares, they're coming up a little while. You can wait early and be on the Frank Squares. I think we're going to have Ufest tickets, I'm guessing, right? Yeah. 585 9, 800 is the number. We need a girl, we need a guy. And we'll do that while we do the entertainment drill, which is brought to you by our [e-mail], the home of tactical black, which I'm telling you right now. They're listening to us with their big level up training center that's going on. All the people getting in the brown level. They're going up to the next level. Frank was in the brown level on Friday. Had a little problem with that. That is. That is. That is a group of elite people. They've been training for a little while and they get in that thing. So they've got a whole day to go through all they've learned and then get that next level. When you level up, you get into the black training level. Holy smokes. It's fun. And basically you're doing all that stuff from day one. It's just getting muscle memory on it. They take care of you the whole way. Crawl, walk, run. And these people are in the middle of walking, heading towards running up there today. So keep it up, guys. And the price is just perfect. Two months of training right away. You get that for 199 bucks. And that's personal training. Training things you can't even imagine. Look at me, Frank. Got bruises all over my arm from a knife fight the other day. It was awesome. And did I win most of the time. It was a blast. So he taught me multiple attacker stuff on. When was that? Wednesday. Just.

[John Holmberg]

That's a real knife we used.

[Brady Bogan]

No, this was. They used dummy knives, but they have a few bladeless knives that are feel like knives but they don't penetrate or slice. And those are the cutting knives. And you gotta defend against those. And then a lot of them are like foam home ended. Okay. So they can't hurt you. But this is the. These are from banging arms with the knife attacker. Yeah, he's got a blockage. Oh, it's a blast. You should come with me sometime. I know you don't leave the house. I don't think you're gonna see. Here we go again. Why do I keep inviting him to things? They'd love to see you. They're going to your show. In fact, the Ackerman family's gonna see you.

[John Holmberg]

Are they really?

[Brady Bogan]

This weekend. Don't start any trouble with it because they'll start messing you up. Yeah, yeah. Don't do it. Reactdefense.com it's the home tactical black. Brady and Frank. Entertain me.

[Frank Caliendo]

2000American romance readers were polled and asked who they picture as the characters in their naughty books they're reading.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, they're reading dirty books when they.

[Frank Caliendo]

Read a romance novel. And then they cast the lead woman and the lead man.

[John Holmberg]

Based on what I learned the other day, on Tuesday being here, none of us.

[Brady Bogan]

We are all zero out of a thousand. I bet you Frank's name wasn't mentioned. I know yours wasn't. I know mine wasn't.

[Frank Caliendo]

As far as the women. Bradley picture.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

As far as the women Bradley Cooper.

[Frank Caliendo]

Momoa 26. You're doing Angelina Jolie. Oh, then Megan Fox, then Zendaya.

[Brady Bogan]

These are women saying this.

[Frank Caliendo]

Selena Gomez. These women are saying romance readers. I don't have it broken down. Well, but it's women. It's dominant.

[Brady Bogan]

No men are reading well because there's no picture. Okay, let me know. Real men, right? Read romance. Those are called homosexuals.

[Frank Caliendo]

And as for the men. Channing Tatum.

[Brady Bogan]

And they're real men. But the ones reading those, I mean, come on, let's be honest.

[Frank Caliendo]

Channing Tatum, Brad Pitt, Chris Hemsworth, Ryan Reynolds, Chris Evans.

[Brady Bogan]

The list.

[John Holmberg]

Jason Momoa.

[Frank Caliendo]

Gen Z. Romance readers. Zendaya and Timothy Chalamet.

[Brady Bogan]

Chalamet.

[Frank Caliendo]

I should met again.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know. We heard you.

[Frank Caliendo]

And then for boomers, Halle Berry. Thrillers here, Gen X, Angelina Channing.

[Brady Bogan]

Just do the thing. Just walk out of the room. Will you get me a Coke Thriller? Watch this frame. Look how well that works.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's bad.

[Brady Bogan]

It's fun for every. He's gonna come back in a second.

[John Holmberg]

Walk isn't worse than mine at that.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at that. Watch when he comes back for the coke.

[John Holmberg]

Just a little bit of a.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll start it again now when he gets going. Here it comes.

[John Holmberg]

Can I get one too? I don't understand.

[Brady Bogan]

Thanks, brother.

[John Holmberg]

Think this is the same thing we do with a super hot woman? Can I give me one of those Coke Zeros from the bottom shelf.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you know what? You're right. That's a good idea. Yeah, I think we're gonna do. We treat him like he's a really hot girl. It's the same kind of weird. He's gotta get you a Coke, Brady, you want one? We want to get you one too. There he is again. Hey, Thriller.

[John Holmberg]

What are you gonna do with that banana?

[Brady Bogan]

Hey. Hey, Thriller. My coke's warm. Take your shirt off and go get me another one.

[John Holmberg]

Take your shirt. Gosh, this show got better when Thriller got here. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Not me.

[Brady Bogan]

No, of course not.

[Frank Caliendo]

Amy Schumer said she spent three weeks and being sick from taking. Taking Ozempic. Yeah, she had a reaction to it.

[Brady Bogan]

It didn't work.

[Frank Caliendo]

Like I lost 30 pounds.

[Brady Bogan]

But it did work. But it did a lot. It had a lot to climb.

[John Holmberg]

It took her energy like I don't want in this. I don't want to be.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, oh, no, thank you.

[Frank Caliendo]

She did share though that she has a gene that makes her extremely prone to nausea called gdf.

[Brady Bogan]

When I see her life forms of the left contagious. She actually got the idea to take Ozempic When Brett saw her and he goes, oh, oh, oh.

[Frank Caliendo]

I got it.

[Brady Bogan]

This is Italian thing.

[Frank Caliendo]

The. The guys behind Stranger Things are putting together an adult version of it.

[John Holmberg]

Strangest Things.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Frank Caliendo]

Called the Burrows. It sounds like Stranger Things, but it's with old people.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Frank Caliendo]

It's basically a group of misfits who fight otherworldly cocoon, isn't it?

[Brady Bogan]

It's cocoon.

[Frank Caliendo]

I know because it's in the retirement community. Are you ready for the cast or.

[Brady Bogan]

So far, Joe Biden, the Upside Down. That's right.

[Frank Caliendo]

Gina Davis, living in the Upside Down.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Freddie can't hear who's living in the Upside Down. So leading the William Wilford Brim is going to be out there.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I was thinking.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Well, for he's 48 years old, you know, he was 40.

[John Holmberg]

GI Wilford Brunt.

[Brady Bogan]

48 in the cocoon. Oh.

[John Holmberg]

And 51.

[Brady Bogan]

And 51. Or 52 in the natural.

[John Holmberg]

You're kidding. No, that's like when they showed bunker.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. 44, 45 when that started.

[John Holmberg]

I'm 51.

[Brady Bogan]

You were Wilford Brimley's age. Brady will turn 60 tomorrow, far surpassing the Wilford Brimley age of cocoon. Wilford Brimley.

[Frank Caliendo]

Diabetes.

[John Holmberg]

With the diabetes.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. This is Brady right now doing his best Wilford Brimley impression at 60 was when Wilford looked like Brady does now when he was about 45. And Brady would have called him keyed or something like that. How you doing, Keith?

[Frank Caliendo]

They leaked some photos from Happy Gilmore 2. It just shows Adam Sandler in the hockey jersey and his caddy, Bad Bunny.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Bad Bunnies, huh?

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we took out all the stops for this one. It's gonna be really good.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it gives you a four iron to five irons or whatever you want. Huh.

[Frank Caliendo]

And Baboony, because he, you know, the first one did so well, he's nervous about it.

[Brady Bogan]

He doesn't care if his movies do well.

[John Holmberg]

It's Netflix.

[Brady Bogan]

You've seen his movies, right? You wouldn't know.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we just brinks truck and open it up. Yeah, I see which one of my friends I could get in here in a. A pretty little role that can do something that makes it national.

[Brady Bogan]

He has multiple single digit reviewed movies on Rotten Tomatoes. He doesn't care how they do they.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they're not even tomatoes. They're straight up manure.

[Brady Bogan]

Just have a manure splat.

[John Holmberg]

It's the same thing as the, as the tomato splatter, but brown.

[Frank Caliendo]

With a couple of celebrity deaths. Marion faithful. 78 years old. She passed away. And then Dick Button. It's how kids legendary ice skating kids.

[Brady Bogan]

Say the dick buttons dig button.

[Frank Caliendo]

95.

[Brady Bogan]

He passed away at 95. That's a tough week for the US skating squad that crash out there in Washington. Dick Buttons dies the next day. I didn't know he was still alive.

[John Holmberg]

What is it when people do that.

[Brady Bogan]

Buttons but ends we can't figure it out. Mountain button.

[John Holmberg]

I think I'll know where I come from.

[Brady Bogan]

You know who started it. I remember laughing in the mid to late 90s when Chris Rock talked about Bill Clinton. Clinton, Clinton, Clinton, Clinton. Always do a Clinton style up.

[John Holmberg]

I I, I hear when people say Titans.

[Brady Bogan]

Titans. Yeah. It drives me nuts. I did. There was a a group of girls on the news that had found a guy that looked like Jesus and he helped them. When and they're like we thought we found Jesus. And then the reporter goes. The girls took their walk on the mountain. And I'm like no, no, you, you graduated broadcast school. You've got to call it a mountain. The mountain. And if they go to the mountain again, they're going to look for him. Him. I'm not watching this ever again. Don't press that button.

[Frank Caliendo]

I try to break Kirby of that.

[Brady Bogan]

She does it.

[Frank Caliendo]

Not anymore.

[Brady Bogan]

She's been thoroughly beaten with butt hands. I would do it, but Danny is beaten out of me. And that's why I smoke so much weed. It masks the pain of my childhood frame. Would you like to go watch Bob Marley with me? Or maybe go see Tyler the creator and get high to the bee Jesus on the pineapple express watching the dragon fly over Tyler the creator at the Footprint Center. Puff puff give carbon herbs is starving. It's happening. We tease.

[John Holmberg]

I love it.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Those Frank Caliendo squares are coming up next. Gotta call again. These phones are oh broke. They're dropping. I saw them load up and then they dropped them to watch it again. Three people on hold and they just drop.

[Frank Caliendo]

Don't hit the wrong button.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not hitting the button. Who's in control of these buttons? When adult men do it, don't the kids hear and like Jesus? They sound stupid.

[John Holmberg]

And now the Academy award goes to Benjamin Button.

[Brady Bogan]

Benjamin Button. Bang.

[Frank Caliendo]

Broke out mountain.

[John Holmberg]

I'm hitting the tea hard just to.

[Brady Bogan]

I know it's early but Morgan Freeman announcing picture that you year and now the best picture of the year broke back mountain. Benjamin Button. Yeah, it's terrible but they don't hear it. They think that's normal. The Calendo squares are upon us. 5859-800. We need a girl. We need a boy. Hopefully our phones get us through it. It's 98 KUPD.

[John Holmberg]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually.

[Frank Caliendo]

No membership fee.

[Brady Bogan]

I have heard enough of this to you. PD Holmberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. There you go. A little that's disturbed. Is that another one of our ufest alumni bands? No, but they're coming anyway.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah?

[Brady Bogan]

No. No. They didn't play you Fest. I don't think so. I don't know. You gotta pay attention. Starting at 5 today, we'll get all that stuff together and it'll show up on your app. Just tap that app. What the hell? All the time. Chances are you're gonna be right and you can win all sorts of stuff all week in long for you Fest Alumni weekend. As the tickets are going on sale in 22 minutes and 28 seconds. You get them today at 98kpd.com Are you ready, Frank? It's matter. Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Thriller's here. Frank's here. Brady's here. Toledo has his computer plugged back in. You got your glasses on. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You don't know why I went into.

[Brady Bogan]

Look like Mr. Peepers. What was the dumb day? Oh, we asked Frank if he wanted to come to you Fest. Yeah. And then Brady goes. It'll be a day to remember. Why isn't anyone else laughing? Because Frank doesn't even know that's a band. It's true.

[John Holmberg]

True.

[Brady Bogan]

March 9th. Frank has tickets if you want to go. Tempeimprov.com as shows this weekend are all sold out. Like the commercial lies to you. Yeah, we had to edit some people out of that this week. Yesterday it ran after Frank's still here and Frank is.

[John Holmberg]

I showed up.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

And you heard about it might have been bad for him, but it was worse for me. This week.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's Frank's. There can be only one weekend as he's taken out every other comedian. So. Yeah, you can see it. But they're. If you don't have tickets now, you can't get them. But you can on March 9th. 10pmprov.com Thrill, are you ready?

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure I am. Let's do this at your Guadalupe squares, everybody. Here's Corey Thriller Wall. Thank you, Chancellor.

[Corey]

Let's begin the top of the left square. President Trump.

[John Holmberg]

I do have to say that I love when Jason Sudeikis over there Little Jason Sudeikis when he goes to his radio voice, it made it better. You did the off. The off screen voice and then the on screen voice. And it's on mic, off mic because we're doing audio. But it was tremendous. It was very good. The change is one of my favorites.

[Corey]

Oh, it's very kind. Thank you very much.

[John Holmberg]

No problem. It's the only compliment you'll ever. You'll ever get.

[Brady Bogan]

I just signed an executive order. Oh, we're gonna fix court. We're gonna. Whatever it takes. I think an executive order to get him a new leg. I think that's what we're gonna do again.

[John Holmberg]

We're gonna get you two legs. We're gonna get you two legs. We're gonna get fixed. The decent one.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

And then we're gonna. We're gonna. We're gonna triple up. We're gonna give you three. We're gonna give you three.

[Brady Bogan]

You're gonna have a third leg just like me.

[Corey]

Never had a third of my life.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. A third leg just like me. And the reason we're gonna do it is I've got RFK on this. We're spinning the blood of Baron, the healthiest boy in the world. We're gonna spin the blood of Baron. We're gonna inject it into you.

[John Holmberg]

Breaking news. Breaking news. Yes. Baron is now 7 foot 4. Oh, 7 foot 4.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. By the end of the show, he's probably going to be closer to 10ft. 10ft tall.

[John Holmberg]

10Ft tall.

[Brady Bogan]

Like.

[John Holmberg]

Like Bigfoot.

[Corey]

He should go NBA, shouldn't he?

[John Holmberg]

He would be. He's too big for the NBA.

[Brady Bogan]

Too big. He can't be in the NBA. They actually have a height limit. And Barrett's already passed it while we were talking.

[John Holmberg]

He can't. He hit his head on the rim. He did his head on the rim.

[Brady Bogan]

They'd have to move the rims up. Baron. It would be the end. Baron. A national Baron association would just be him playing against himself. That's right. That's right. National Baron association. Also the name of all the democratic women. The Baron association of ladies who are just dry and barren. Very dry. Elizabeth Warren. Very dry. Like the dirt. She comes from Pocahontas. Oh, man.

[Corey]

Let's hop on over. Now. The top, middle square. RFK Jr. And Bernie, join us.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. A little bit of a fight. And I don't want you to have to feel. That's something we deal with. I want you to know I find it to be a good.

[John Holmberg]

Are you Doing Morse code right now. Is that what you're doing? I'm supposed to read between the lines.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, I'm afflicted with a thing. Makes me sound a little like I can't breathe. And it makes.

[John Holmberg]

I have no idea what he said because for the record. Can somebody write this down?

[Brady Bogan]

Bernie, you took more money from the pharmaceuticals than anybody. Like sprouts.

[John Holmberg]

Can I interject from the square one over. It's actually painful to listen to him. It's actually not the real arcade, this one. It's very.

[Brady Bogan]

When I become a health secretary service leader, I'm good at. One of the first things we're going to do is stand over my cauldron. Double, double, boil, toil and trouble, and put it. And I'm going to fix Gory first, then me. First core, then me. I don't know what to do. What are you talking about? You don't know what to do about. I don't know. I don't know why I feel like this is so difficult for you.

[Corey]

Now, let me help you out a little bit. Let's hop on over to.

[Brady Bogan]

He understands.

[John Holmberg]

Could somebody turn on the sound because it's breaking up. It's breaking up.

[Brady Bogan]

Somebody is messing with my voice. I'm not being turned out at all.

[Corey]

Hopping on over now, at top right square, we have Robert Zeniro.

[Brady Bogan]

Up next, how many? How many got? De Niro's got a couple of us. A couple?

[Corey]

Recently.

[John Holmberg]

Multiplicity. You ever seen Multiplicity? Michael Keaton, Michael Caine, Michael Kane. Michael.

[Brady Bogan]

I know.

[John Holmberg]

It's that with a K. I don't want that.

[Brady Bogan]

Huh? Huh? She's just 16 years old. Yeah, the fourth one came out wrong. Fourth one came out wrong, huh?

[John Holmberg]

Not good.

[Brady Bogan]

Ah, fourth one came out like Corey. He had one, one De Niro, two, three. Ah, not so good.

[John Holmberg]

Are you talking to us?

[Brady Bogan]

You looking at me?

[John Holmberg]

Are you talking to us?

[Corey]

You're staring right back at me.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you want? Wait.

[John Holmberg]

Are you doing? You started to do the face and you realized you couldn't do it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I saw a head tilt.

[Brady Bogan]

Tilt your head. Come on.

[Corey]

I don't have the.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on.

[John Holmberg]

There it is. There it is. Very nice. You look like a parakeet looking for a cracker.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on.

[John Holmberg]

Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

In a new movie, we'll play multiple roles. Multiple roles. Oh, really? Not a professor.

[John Holmberg]

Role playing. We're going to role play.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You want to play Pulp Fiction.

[Corey]

I got to get a race somehow. Oh, boy. All right, now let's hop on over to the Middle left square. Patrick Mahomes, ahead of next week's.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I mean, I, I, I, I just think that everything that we're gonna. We're doing here is gonna be good for everybody, and we're just gonna. It's a team. A team game and.

[Brady Bogan]

What? What, what, What? I thought you were the lead singer. Molly Hatchet.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no.

[Brady Bogan]

You should sing this song. Trust me.

[John Holmberg]

No, you do.

[Brady Bogan]

Do it. All right. I don't think I can do it. I got RFK in my throat Trapped down the road Pop is running faster, man Money out of hoax self destruction.

[John Holmberg]

Well, how much more can we take.

[Brady Bogan]

With all of this corruption? What good with disaster every day?

[John Holmberg]

That was very good. Much better than I thought you could do.

[Brady Bogan]

Note to self in the future, rfk Patrick Mahomes can't be in the same squares. Yeah, he got in there and he stayed.

[John Holmberg]

That's one of those.

[Corey]

That's a historical line right there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Corey]

Well, I hope you're ready for next Sunday.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I mean, we got Travis, and everything is gonna be going as well as it can, and we're just gonna do our best.

[Brady Bogan]

Welcome. Welcome, welcome.

[Corey]

Who was that?

[John Holmberg]

Fozzie Bear. He's one half of me. If you take Kermit and you take Fozzie Bear and you put it in the middle of us, I mean.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Kermy, Kermy, I love you. Thought that was Amy Schumer showing up.

[John Holmberg]

That was the best joke of the whole day. That was a good one.

[Corey]

I think you're gonna go from a home to whiskey.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, now, Britney. Britney a good girl. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Baby Factory, that one. Yeah, she got a lot of them falling out of her.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, got to have her own team.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. One per trophy. I.

[John Holmberg]

There it is.

[Brady Bogan]

That's how it is. All right.

[Corey]

Congratulations on. Now to the middle square, birthday boy.

[Brady Bogan]

Brie.

[Corey]

Happy birthday, by the way.

[Brady Bogan]

Happy birthday to me. Everybody's talking about it. Everybody's talking about me can't believe a word this say I'm the Midnight Cowboy. All right. What do you get me for my birthday, Frank? Tickets to your show.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Nice.

[John Holmberg]

Sold out.

[Brady Bogan]

Sorry, can't make it. Anyway, it's all right. I'm going to see Ken Flores this week. I can't wait. Been waiting for it all year.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, dear.

[Brady Bogan]

My birthday boy weekend. He promised me he'd do a special set for me, so. Front row. What? Why is everybody staring at me? What's going on?

[Frank Caliendo]

It's a problem.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's been a birthday. No, not for me. I'll be a Ken Flores. No problems for this birthday boy. Why is the room so dead? Good one other Brady. This.

[John Holmberg]

Two Bradys would just laugh at each other.

[Brady Bogan]

How did you think of that? Let's get out of here. This place is dead anyway.

[Corey]

Well, I hope you enjoy a nice free show.

[Brady Bogan]

Hopefully. Yeah, it's gonna be good stuff.

[Corey]

Hopping over to the middle right square. We got Billy Bob and Jerry Jones.

[Brady Bogan]

Take it real quick for a second. You don't mind? There's something I have to tell you guys. If you haven't seen Landman yet. First off, I'm fantastic in it. Second, Jerry Jones. You're gonna win an Emmy for this.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I. I do believe that as the owner, man, general manager and coach of the Dallas Cowboys.

[Brady Bogan]

That's some serious acting right there.

[John Holmberg]

I'm doing well. I'm tearing up right now.

[Brady Bogan]

Brian Schottenheimer is a good hire. You've convinced me of that through acting.

[John Holmberg]

Well, we. We. We dumped it on a Friday.

[Brady Bogan]

Smart move, people.

[John Holmberg]

And then we tried to talk about something else on a Monday.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, will you be on Landman some more with me? Just come on out there and just be. I want to do you and Tom Petty. We'll start a band called the Box Masters. I think that's a great idea.

[John Holmberg]

I think it's a great idea.

[Brady Bogan]

Instrument.

[John Holmberg]

I don't. You can actually. I play the neck harp.

[Brady Bogan]

God damn it. That's amazing music right there. You do everything. I like everything. I think everything you do. I like. I like you.

[John Holmberg]

That's what.

[Brady Bogan]

I like you a lot. You remind me Angelina Jolie for some reason. I want to wear your blood on.

[John Holmberg]

I was gonna say. I can't make that happen.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's probably dusty. Well, it's got some age to it. I drink.

[John Holmberg]

Like in the mummy.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right, like mummy.

[John Holmberg]

But I'm old.

[Corey]

Well, we're still happy to have you watch Landman.

[Brady Bogan]

The Jerry Jones episode will just blow your mind. It's. It's. In fact, there's two scenes in my career that I touch. First one. So I'm banging Halle Berry now. Second one, Jerry Jones in that hospital room with John Ham.

[Corey]

Which is better?

[Brady Bogan]

Which one for jerkin? Yeah, I mean, that's clear. Halle Berry. Queer.

[John Holmberg]

All right, now the bottom left square.

[Corey]

We have Brady secrets. Greg, give us some.

[Frank Caliendo]

What's up, fellas? I'd have been 75 years old today, but I'm an R B singer. The reason I'm not turning 75 is because cocaine is a dangerous drug. And a lot of women, one in Particular was a super freak.

[Brady Bogan]

Super freak.

[Corey]

I have no idea.

[Brady Bogan]

Honestly. I was gonna guess.

[Frank Caliendo]

Give it to me, Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

I was gonna guess Hoyt in at first. Not kidding.

[Frank Caliendo]

Heaven's been good, bro.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody's gonna. And he said R and B. Like what? Not an R and B voice. No, that guy runs Coors Light across the country. Why Chappelle pick Charlie Murphy over Brady? I don't know. Okay, good luck with that one.

[Corey]

Now over to the bottom middle square. We have Morgan Freeman. Up next.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it once again appears they couldn't think of someone to fill the square, so they just went with Morgan Freeman.

[Brady Bogan]

It gets laser every week in this building. 4 years and 11 months before they retire. And I say one thing to all the people listening. That's four years and 11 months too long. Don't you wish they'd just go home now? What happens when we die? Then what? When Frank comes in that hope. I have a son. Morgan Freeman Jr. They could keep this nonsense up for the rest of their lives.

[John Holmberg]

I just realized My initials were M.F.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what I'm today years old when I realized it, too.

[John Holmberg]

Isn't that something?

[Brady Bogan]

Never really looked into that.

[John Holmberg]

I've been around for 450,000 years. And it's only today that I realize my initials existed simultaneously. Simultaneously with one of the worst things.

[Brady Bogan]

You could call someone. That's why I never carved my name into a tree, just by initials in a heart. That's why Sarah Allen hated me so much. S, A, M, F. I carved into the tree. And she broke up with me the next day. I now understand why Sarah Allen thought I said she was a mother. I clearly didn't.

[John Holmberg]

At least, that's not how I intended.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. But in hindsight, I did. Her mother almost said it. It's always good to see you, Morgan.

[John Holmberg]

And it's good to see you. We love having you here, as we love being here.

[Brady Bogan]

We do.

[John Holmberg]

We wish we could talk for RFK Jr.

[Brady Bogan]

I. I love that. Impress very much. And that's one of my favorite ones. Anybody on anything ever? Frank.

[John Holmberg]

And I can't wait for him to sing again.

[Brady Bogan]

Have requests? I'll do it. Anybody? Me and Bernie will sing together.

[Corey]

Oh, Barbie girl will be amazing.

[Brady Bogan]

You got it. That was quick. Oh, Aqua. Come on, Barbie. Let's go party over.

[Corey]

Now to the bottom right square. Our Lord and Savior, Trip Reeb.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Corey]

How you doing, Trip?

[Brady Bogan]

Not great great, but good if you're taking a survey. Somewhat. Okay. Yeah. Not absolutely all right. Mid to Fairland, Fair to Midlands. Something like that. Anyway, Frank, I want you to do my radio shows in Seattle.

[John Holmberg]

I'm busy. I'm busy.

[Brady Bogan]

So am I. And yet I find time.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I know.

[Brady Bogan]

So why don't you pop up? Yeah, bring the kids. We'll pay for it. You'd like to groom them? Kids or the rooms and the flights, you cover that. Otherwise, it's on me. Yeah, yeah. You drink? Are you a drinker? Oh, you quiet. He sells plasma for cash. I don't pay. Well, just one and possibly you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You. Country music guy.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I just realized what you were doing. But I was hypnotized by.

[Brady Bogan]

I did get hypnotized.

[John Holmberg]

You gotta be careful.

[Brady Bogan]

Look into my eyes. Yeah, you're getting very, very horrible. Horny.

[John Holmberg]

Something's turning to stone.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, what do you got? Who's on the phone there? We got Christina and Jay. Jay is there. J. Bell. Yeah, J. Bell. V.J. bell. He needs tickets. Where he can get him tickets.

[John Holmberg]

It's not.

[Brady Bogan]

Have a first name. Okay, that's it. All right. It's J. Bell. Christina, are you there? Yes, I'm here. All right, Christina, you're there. You're a girl. Pick a square. Go first. Go. Let's do Trump.

[Corey]

All righty.

[John Holmberg]

President Trump doesn't know how to play the game.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Start in the upper left corner is the worst choice. You know what?

[John Holmberg]

Upper left.

[Brady Bogan]

That's how popular we are. They changed the game of Tic Tac, though. The strategy completely changed because we're here.

[John Holmberg]

And this is the furthest left you're ever going to see me.

[Brady Bogan]

I would like to make a request to move the presidential square all the way over to the right.

[John Holmberg]

But if you put. If you put the picture of the squares in a mirror there, we're on the right.

[Brady Bogan]

That's exactly right.

[John Holmberg]

The right side of history.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. In the. Upside down. We're in the right spot, I think.

[John Holmberg]

Upside down world. Here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you see the crash of the airplanes? The people wanted me to go over there and I said, what, am I supposed to go swimming? I can't help this. That's true. That's an actual quote. It's a real thing I said.

[John Holmberg]

You really, really, really said that?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You did.

[John Holmberg]

What am I supposed to do?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. I'm not getting in that cold water.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not a swim teamer, and I'm not a screen.

[Corey]

Well, maybe you do know this. I got a question for you.

[John Holmberg]

Great transition, which I Think I'm not talking about the verbiage.

[Brady Bogan]

And because of transitions is why that plane crashed. DEI causing a lot of people shouldn't have had jobs. And now look at what happened. Now Nancy Kerrigan and Tanya Harding are fighting again. We don't know what's.

[John Holmberg]

And I've shopped at dei. I've gotten some outdoor clothing there, and it's not the best.

[Brady Bogan]

It's all right. A lot of dresses for camping.

[John Holmberg]

Madden that?

[Brady Bogan]

Not a thing. How about this?

[Corey]

The pine tree shilling coin from the 1650s is still classified as legal tender for the U.S. true or false?

[Brady Bogan]

I like to just butt in here and say I don't know anything about a pine tree shilling coin. But I do know about the new trump gold coin. 1995, limited edition. An amazing 47 and 45. You can get two coins.

[Corey]

What's the value on that?

[John Holmberg]

200%.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Corey]

Of what?

[Brady Bogan]

All of it. 200.

[John Holmberg]

Same answer, different wording.

[Brady Bogan]

Twice as well. That's why there's two of us. 200 is twice as much as everything.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. Double. Double your refreshment.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's what it's worth. Double.

[John Holmberg]

Double mid trump. Double double your president.

[Corey]

Oh, like the hamburglar.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the burglar. The Hamburglar. He's stealing burgers. He's taking burgers.

[Frank Caliendo]

Rebel, rebel.

[John Holmberg]

Rebel, rebel.

[Brady Bogan]

We don't like.

[John Holmberg]

And then Mayor McCheese over here, May McCheese doing a great job. And then Dei Grimace. We're looking for a purple guy. Why is he eating shakes? What's he doing? We. We don't need fat people or non people.

[Corey]

Before I confuse you any further, true or false on that?

[John Holmberg]

I wasn't confused. I was exactly right in the middle.

[Corey]

Are you mentally sharp?

[John Holmberg]

True.

[Brady Bogan]

I say true. Got to be true.

[Corey]

Although, do you agree or disagree with true?

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna agree.

[Frank Caliendo]

Correct.

[Corey]

X gets the square.

[Brady Bogan]

Excellent job, Christina. We, of course, got it right. We did it.

[Corey]

Off to J. Here, make your selection.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, in honor of Brady's birthday, by the way. Happy early birthday. Birthday, Brady.

[Corey]

There we go. Birthday boy.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady, birthday. The big six zero.

[Corey]

Is it 61 or 60?

[Brady Bogan]

60. That's what six zero is. Dumbass ass. I'm getting crotchety into my old age.

[Corey]

I thought you were just lying to feel better.

[Brady Bogan]

Nine years away from meeting your mom. Six.

[John Holmberg]

Nine.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. That's what I'm talking about.

[Corey]

She's way younger than that. What are you talking.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, not with me, she's not. She's always six, nine. All right. Same age. You keep Staying that exact same. Anyway, what I'm getting at here.

[Corey]

Well, let me ask you, in your infinite wisdom, given your older age, that's.

[Brady Bogan]

What you fell out of early.

[Corey]

That's right.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't. I order your mother. Every time I go to a Chinese restaurant, I get to 69. It's called the Toucan Chew. I like that. Jay likes my jokes. He's the only one.

[Corey]

Anyway, okay, so real quick for you, Brady. The phrase how come is short for how did it come about? And was a softer way of asking why?

[Brady Bogan]

Why what?

[Corey]

Exactly.

[John Holmberg]

Whoa.

[Brady Bogan]

Mind blown. What did you say? How come?

[Corey]

Exactly?

[Brady Bogan]

How did that come about?

[Corey]

Yes.

[Frank Caliendo]

Who's a second?

[Corey]

True or false?

[Brady Bogan]

They're all the same. True words don't matter.

[Corey]

Oh, really?

[Brady Bogan]

I made it 60 years on that philosophy.

[Corey]

Hear that in the Brady Report? For sure.

[John Holmberg]

I know.

[Corey]

All right, J. Do you agree or disagree?

[Brady Bogan]

Don't belabor it. I'll agree.

[John Holmberg]

Correct.

[Corey]

Circle gets the square.

[Brady Bogan]

Well done.

[Corey]

Log it off the middle. Back to Christina here. Selection.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. I'm gonna go Brady. Secret square.

[Corey]

Secret square.

[Brady Bogan]

She's a super freak super freak.

[Corey]

Who could it be?

[Brady Bogan]

Is it Rick James? You got me. Whoa. Now James Brown shows up.

[Frank Caliendo]

You obviously haven't listened to the song.

[Brady Bogan]

Turned into Rick James. Turned into James Brown. All right, sorry. Go ahead.

[Corey]

Now we go over to Jay. You could do the block with Mahomes if you'd like.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course.

[Corey]

All righty.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Corey]

Time to saddle up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

We're ready. You ready? I'm. I'm more ready for this than the Super Bowl.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Super Bowls are easy for you, though.

[John Holmberg]

Simple.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Corey]

You just show up and win.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, I just go out there and I reflect on what my teammates.

[Brady Bogan]

Are going to do.

[John Holmberg]

Coach does a great job and. And it's great to have you talk.

[Corey]

To the refs at all.

[John Holmberg]

No, I've never. I would never do something like that. Okay.

[Corey]

Just making sure.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but my coach is a walrus. Cuckoo to can't chew.

[Brady Bogan]

What'd you say?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I look a lot like your coach. It's true.

[John Holmberg]

Holy crap.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Bundle Ruski Man. Bundala save feel.

[John Holmberg]

Gold.

[Brady Bogan]

It's gold. What? I'm not in that.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Corey]

Before we confuse you any further, I got a question for you. The tears of joy emoji is the most popular emoji in 75 countries. True or false?

[John Holmberg]

Tears of joy. That's the smiley face with the tears? Yeah. Oh, you're miming it. Yes. Thanks.

[Corey]

You're more of a visual.

[John Holmberg]

Learner yeah, well. Well, that's. That's not most of the K UPD listenership.

[Frank Caliendo]

No.

[Corey]

I want to make sure you have a big game next Salty Mahomes.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, why am I saying how.

[Brady Bogan]

To become the villain? Yeah, that is true.

[John Holmberg]

I'm just out there some sleep.

[Brady Bogan]

This is an origin story that's developing.

[Corey]

Here, especially if you win next Sunday. You are the villain.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

Live long enough to be the villain or die the hero. Yeah, I don't know. I play football. I'm gonna go with. With true.

[Corey]

All right, Going false.

[Brady Bogan]

True. True.

[Corey]

Wait.

[Brady Bogan]

True.

[Corey]

Commitment.

[John Holmberg]

True. I looked him off.

[Frank Caliendo]

True.

[Corey]

Okay, it's a trick. It's all true.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, it's all true.

[Corey]

Now let's hop on over back to Jay. Do you agree or disagree with true?

[Brady Bogan]

I'll agree. I don't know much about correct. You get the block done. He did it. All right, next square win. She picks anything she wants.

[Corey]

Go for it. Christina, what are you thinking?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, here we go. Let's go. Trip Reed.

[Corey]

Hey, Trip Reed.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, Reed.

[Corey]

Mostly there.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, you have all the squares that Frank does at your disposal. And you chose Trip Reed and you didn't even say my name right.

[John Holmberg]

As a dyslexic.

[Brady Bogan]

Pick again. I don't want to play with you.

[Corey]

That's rare for him to say.

[Brady Bogan]

Pick again. F gets the square. Pick again.

[John Holmberg]

And I thought I was Salty Trip.

[Brady Bogan]

Read again. No, again. Top, middle. Take the daeros. Take another one. Bob and Bernie. Bob and Bernie exist.

[Frank Caliendo]

Exactly.

[Brady Bogan]

Just go Morgan Freeman. Then no, again. Pick again, Christina. And do it right this time. Okay. Rfk. There it is.

[Corey]

Howdy, fellas. How are you doing?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, we were doing well.

[Brady Bogan]

We were doing very well. I'm doing great. Help and has human services. I'm going to get Bobby. Bobby. What? What?

[John Holmberg]

Bobby.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Bobby All I want. You and I, we're at odds. I want everyone.

[John Holmberg]

We are at odds. But that's because you are completely insane. You're nuts.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no. Look, I look into my cauldron. I have ideas for vaccines. The blood of a whale that I found on the beach.

[John Holmberg]

Anyone have any idea what he just said?

[Brady Bogan]

Blood on a nobody fish thing.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody out here.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody science just found.

[John Holmberg]

Let's see your abs.

[Brady Bogan]

Look these. Holy. Look at that honey pot. They just found fossilite fish vomit for 66 million years ago. I put that. I had sex with it. And then I'm. Now I'm going to put it in my cauldron and we're going to make vaccines stop anything that comes our way in the future. Oh, you know that's true. You'll be quiet.

[John Holmberg]

And we're going to pay for this with all of your money.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll take all the money from every bottle of my money and we'll put it into whatever we need to do. And you. You're going to be on my. My team. Bernard.

[John Holmberg]

Very Tim Head.

[Brady Bogan]

Hypertension. It's causing all the bread. I'm going to explode like Kennedy's heads explode. And it's a matter of time before mine does.

[John Holmberg]

What's the question?

[Brady Bogan]

I'm the only Kennedy. I'm the only Kennedy left who has actually got a hole in his head and is still alive. Honey.

[John Holmberg]

Just like I need a hole in that.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady's. Hilarious.

[Corey]

Well, I got you both in the same room for once. Johnny Cakes and hoecakes both refer to the same culinary item. True or false.

[John Holmberg]

What was that? What did you say?

[Corey]

Johnny Cakes.

[Brady Bogan]

I have gotten Bernie way off his game.

[John Holmberg]

No, I looked eyes.

[Brady Bogan]

I locked eyes.

[John Holmberg]

You need RFK Junebug over there.

[Corey]

Johnny Cakes and a hoe cake. Cakes refer.

[Brady Bogan]

False.

[John Holmberg]

It's falsified.

[Brady Bogan]

It's false. Hoecakes are our Kennedy staple. We eat hoecakes like nobody love. Love the.

[John Holmberg]

Especially in the river.

[Brady Bogan]

Uncle Ted put one in water.

[Frank Caliendo]

That was an upside down hoecake.

[Corey]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

I love Brady's. L. I'm not trying to talk.

[John Holmberg]

I'm laughing at that.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you say true or false?

[Corey]

True or false. You're saying.

[Brady Bogan]

False.

[Corey]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Go with what we say. All right? Follow along.

[Corey]

Christina, do you agree or disagree?

[Brady Bogan]

Good guess. Christina, he said false, right?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I just know Brady tells a great joke. At the end of that, just ask. I disagree.

[Corey]

That is incorrect. Then.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, that means that Jay wins. For crying out loud. All right, hang on a second. Nice guy. Why is everybody always taken back by me? You don't hear me talk anymore.

[John Holmberg]

Why? I will tell you why.

[Brady Bogan]

Fire back.

[John Holmberg]

I'll tell you why. Because I'm trying to. I love Bobby Kennedy. He's a great guy. He's tremendous. Not in the environment. He's bad in the environment.

[Brady Bogan]

But.

[John Holmberg]

And he's almost as bad in the environment as he is in continuous speaking. But you're listening so hard. It's listening so hard to try and understand what you're saying that it's like somebody flipping around in the channels. You remember that? Flipping around other channels. I don't know what you're talking about.

[Brady Bogan]

In my head it's clear as a bell. In my.

[John Holmberg]

Sounds great. Sounds Great.

[Brady Bogan]

I hear everything crystal clear. You don't.

[John Holmberg]

I heard he man and I'm ready to turn Cringer into battle cat and.

[Brady Bogan]

Point your magic sword at me. It turned me back into a guy who could speak something.

[John Holmberg]

Sentences sorceress. Even the sorceress couldn't help RFK Jr.

[Brady Bogan]

Suddenly RFK became the mighty Maya Angelou.

[Frank Caliendo]

He does.

[John Holmberg]

He does remember with those cheeks. Those insert cheeks. He does remind me of Skeletor. It worries me.

[Brady Bogan]

I liked how you looked at me while I did that. I did. I did. It was very strange. It's odd. Yeah. Corey. It's a strange day.

[Corey]

Very much so. But that's not a bad thing.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's always good. I enjoy it. I like my rfk. I'm sticking with that for four years.

[John Holmberg]

It is really hard to do anything off of it. It's great.

[Brady Bogan]

There's nothing you can do.

[John Holmberg]

No. It's like you just stumble to try and figure out what's happening.

[Brady Bogan]

What's he doing. And I wonder if that's happening in real life.

[John Holmberg]

I think it is.

[Brady Bogan]

I do things difficult. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I think he's fun. I like he picks up roadkill and he does stuff to it. Who can ask for more than that in your public figures? That's it.

[John Holmberg]

Who can ask for anything more? Who can ask for anything more?

[Brady Bogan]

There you go. See? You're doing it.

[John Holmberg]

I was saving mine from earlier.

[Brady Bogan]

Why? Because yours was so good. I couldn't. Yours is great. Now we get both do it.

[John Holmberg]

But I don't want mine to become yours.

[Brady Bogan]

And I don't want yours to become mine.

[John Holmberg]

And I don't want ours to come.

[Brady Bogan]

People are going to crash.

[John Holmberg]

Oh my God.

[Brady Bogan]

Why is this needs to be a show in Seattle.

[John Holmberg]

Why is there.

[Frank Caliendo]

Why is there such a pile up.

[Brady Bogan]

Of Traffic on the i10 Kennedy Morning show coming at you live from Phoenix, Arizona.

[John Holmberg]

Traffic on the fives.

[Brady Bogan]

Watch out if in a convertible. I have bad traffic news anyway. They could take it out there. You're done. Corey. You got anything going on this weekend?

[Corey]

Just as humans Basketball.

[Brady Bogan]

That's nothing. Don't bring it up ever again. And then you know I can't get with that Brady's big fat birthday this weekend. Happy birthday to Brady also fest tickets now on sale at 98kupd.com thank you, John.

[Frank Caliendo]

I share a birthday with someone I didn't know Als Matt. Happy birthday.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it Als Matt's birthday?

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You should take him out Brady. Yeah, you should. Well to for his birthday. Not the way you not Italian.

[John Holmberg]

Be careful Brad. Be careful. What are you doing over here?

[Brady Bogan]

Right eyes.

[John Holmberg]

Watch him out.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett's got to go paint some houses this weekend. That's it. Frank's show, March 9, 10pm prev.com that's it. We're done. We're done. The week is over, everybody. Have yourselves a great week. Don't forget ufest [e-mail] we're done. Have yourselves a glorious Friday. We'll see you tomorrow in the morning.

[John Holmberg]

Is that weird? It's pretty cool, actually.

[Frank Caliendo]

No membership fees.

[Brady Bogan]

I have heard enough of this.