01-31-25 - Guad Squares - w/Frank Caliendo - Trumps - RFKjr And Bernie - DeNiro - Patrick Mahomes - Birthday Brady - Billy Bob And Jerry Jones - Morgan Freeman

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: January 31, 2025 Guest: Frank Caliendo Release Date: January 31, 2025

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Arizona's top-rated morning radio show, Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, brought an engaging and humorous episode on January 31, 2025. Hosted by John Holmberg, with regular co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, the show aimed to entertain, question, and occasionally disturb its listeners through a mix of comedy, current events, and interactive segments. This particular episode featured comedian Frank Caliendo and delved into a variety of topics, including political satire, sports commentary, and birthday celebrations.

1. Welcome and Introductions

The episode kicked off with Brady Bogen making light-hearted remarks about traditional treatments for morning sickness, setting a comedic tone for the show.

Brady Bogen [00:33]:

"The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. There you go. A little that's disturbed."

2. You Fest Weekend and Ticket Sales

A significant portion of the episode focused on promoting the upcoming You Fest Weekend, with hosts encouraging listeners to purchase tickets through the 98KUPD platform. The urgency and excitement were palpable as tickets went on sale during the broadcast.

Brady Bogen [00:50]:

"Starting at 5 today, we'll get all that stuff together and it'll show up on your app... Chances are you're going to be right and you can win all sorts of stuff all weekend long for You Fest alumni weekend."

3. Guest Appearance: Frank Caliendo

Frank Caliendo, the featured guest, interacted dynamically with the hosts, bringing his unique comedic flair to the show. His segment included impersonations and humorous takes on various topics.

Frank Caliendo [02:46]:

"I just signed an executive order. Oh, we're going to fix Corey. We're going to... get him a new leg."

4. Interactive Game Segment: "Squares"

The hosts engaged in an interactive game segment called "Squares," where they discussed and humorously dissected contemporary figures and cultural references. The segment included mentions of:

• President Trump
• Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (RFK Jr.)
• Bernie Sanders
• Robert De Niro
• Patrick Mahomes
• Billy Bob and Jerry Jones

Corey Walsh [02:19]:

"I love, love when Jason Sudeikis... it was very good. The change is one of my favorite."

Frank Caliendo [03:03]:

"You're going to have a third leg just like me."

5. Political and Pop Culture Satire

The hosts delved into political satire, discussing figures like President Trump and RFK Jr., blending humor with sharp observations.

Morgan Freeman (Impersonated) [02:19]:

"President Trump."

Brady Bogen [03:07]:

"Because Frank doesn't even know that's a band. It's true."

6. Sports Commentary: Patrick Mahomes

Patrick Mahomes was a focal point in the sports discussion, with the hosts speculating humorously about his future and the implications of his size in the NFL.

Frank Caliendo [03:26]:

"By the end of the show, he's probably going to be closer to 10ft tall."

Corey Walsh [06:40]:

"Everything that we're going to be doing here is going to be good for everybody. It's a team game."

7. Birthday Celebrations: Brady's Birthday

A heartfelt yet comedic segment celebrated Brady Bogen's birthday, intertwining jokes about aging and personal anecdotes.

Brady's Birthday [08:39]:

"Happy birthday to me. Everybody's talking about it. Everybody's talking about me."

8. Segment with Billy Bob and Jerry Jones

The hosts humorously discussed their acting prowess related to Billy Bob Thornton's character in the movie "Landman," intertwining real-life figures like Jerry Jones.

Frank Caliendo [10:14]:

"I've got RFK on this. We're spinning the blood of Baron... injecting it into you."

Corey Walsh [10:22]:

"As the owner, man, general manager and coach of the Dallas Cowboys."

9. Engaging Audience Participation

Listeners actively participated through call-ins, choosing squares and responding to true or false questions posed by Morgan Freeman (Impersonated), adding an interactive layer to the show.

Morgan Freeman [17:12]:

"The phrase 'Tears of Joy' emoji is the most popular emoji in 75 countries. True or false?"

Frank Caliendo [17:58]:

"That's why there's two of us. 200% is twice as much as everything."

10. Humorous Banter and Closing Remarks

The episode concluded with more light-hearted banter, birthday wishes, and reminders about upcoming shows and events, leaving listeners entertained and looking forward to future broadcasts.

Brady Bogen [30:49]:

"Frank's show March 9, 10pm prev.com that's it. We're done. We're done."

Corey Walsh [31:10]:

"I have heard enough of this."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Brady Bogen [00:33]:

  "The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail."

• Frank Caliendo [02:46]:

  "I just signed an executive order. Oh, we're going to fix Corey."

• Corey Walsh [06:40]:

  "It's a team game."

• Brady's Birthday [08:39]:

  "Happy birthday to me. Everybody's talking about it."

• Morgan Freeman [17:12]:

  "The phrase 'Tears of Joy' emoji is the most popular emoji in 75 countries. True or false?"

Insights and Themes

• Humor and Satire: The show thrives on comedic exchanges, often using satire to comment on political figures and current events.

• Audience Engagement: Interactive segments like "Squares" and listener call-ins keep the audience actively involved.

• Pop Culture References: Frequent mentions of celebrities, athletes, and cultural icons resonate with a broad listener base.

• Community and Celebrations: Hosting Brady's birthday and promoting local events like You Fest Weekend foster a sense of community.

Conclusion

The January 31, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness successfully blended humor, interactive segments, and topical discussions to engage its Arizona audience. With guest Frank Caliendo adding his comedic talent and the hosts' dynamic banter, the show provided an entertaining start to the day. Listeners left with laughter, insightful satire, and anticipation for upcoming events and future episodes.

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Stay tuned to Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM to catch more engaging conversations and entertaining segments.

Transcript

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[Brady]

Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. There you go. A little that's disturbed. Is that another one of our you Fest alumni? No, but they're coming anyway.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh yeah. No, no, they didn't play you Fest.

[Brady]

I don't think so. I don't know. You got to pay attention. Starting at 5 today, we'll get all that stuff together and it'll show up on your app. Just tap that app anyway. What the hell. All the time. Chances are you're going to be right and you can win all sorts of stuff all weekend long for you Fest alumni weekend. As the tickets are going on sale in 22 minutes and 28 seconds. You get them today at 98kupd.com are you ready? Frank Smatter. Okay.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Frank Smatter]

All right.

[Brady]

Thrillers here. Frank's here, Brady's here. Toledo has his computer plugged back in. You got your glasses on. Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

You don't know why I went into.

[Brady's Birthday]

Look like Mr. Peepers.

[Brady]

What was the dumb day? Oh, we asked Frank if he wanted to come to you Fest. Yeah. And Brady goes.

[Brady's Birthday]

It'll be a day to remember. Why is anyone else laughing?

[Brady]

Because Frank doesn't even know that's a band. It's true. True. March 9th Frank has tickets if you want to go tempeimprov.com his shows this weekend are all sold out. Like the commercial lies to you. Yeah, we had to edit some people out of that this week. Yesterday it ran after Frank's still here and Frank is.

[Corey Walsh]

I showed up.

[Brady]

That's right.

[Corey Walsh]

You heard about it might have been bad for him, but it was worse.

[Brady]

For me this week. Yeah, it's Frank's. There can be only one weekend as he's taken out every other comedian. So yeah, you can see it. But if you don't have tickets now, you can't get them. But you can on 3-9-10pmprev.com thriller, you ready? Yep. Sure am. Let's do this at your Guadalupe squares, everybody. Here's Corey thriller Walsh.

[Morgan Freeman]

Thank you, chancellor. Let's begin the top left square. President Trump.

[Corey Walsh]

I do have to say that I love, love when Jason sudeikis over there, little Jason sudeikis when he goes to his radio voice. It made it better. You did the off. The off screen voice and then the on screen voice and it's on mic. Off mic because we're doing audio. But it was tremendous. It was very good. The change is one of my favorite.

[Morgan Freeman]

Oh, it's very kind. Thank you very much.

[Corey Walsh]

No problem. It's the only compliment you'll ever, you'll ever get.

[Frank Smatter]

I just signed an executive order. Oh, we're going to fix Corey. We're going to. Whatever it takes. I think an executive order to get him a new leg. I think that's what we're going to do again.

[Corey Walsh]

We're going to get you two legs. We're going to get you two legs. We're going to get. Fix the decent one.

[Frank Smatter]

That's right.

[Corey Walsh]

And then we're going to. We're going to. We're going to dribble up. We're going to give you three. We're going to give you three.

[Frank Smatter]

You're going to have a third leg just like me.

[Morgan Freeman]

Never had a third in my life.

[Brady]

That's right.

[Frank Smatter]

A third leg just like me. And the reason we're going to do it is I've got RFK on this. We're spinning the blood of Baron, the healthiest boy in the world. We're going to spin the blood of Baron. We're going to inject it into you.

[Corey Walsh]

Breaking news. Breaking news. Yes. Baron is now 7 foot 4. Oh, 7 foot 4.

[Frank Smatter]

That's right. By the end of the show, he's probably going to be closer to 10ft tall. 10ft tall.

[Corey Walsh]

10Ft tall,. Like bigger foot.

[Morgan Freeman]

He should go NBA, shouldn't he?

[Corey Walsh]

He would be. He's too big for the NBA.

[Frank Smatter]

He's too big. He can't be in the NBA. They actually have a height limit and Barrett's already passed it while we were talking.

[Corey Walsh]

He can't. He hit his head on the rim. He did his head on the rim.

[Frank Smatter]

They'd have to move the rims up. Baron. It would be the end. Baron. A national baron association would just be him playing against himself. That's right. That's right. National baron association. Also the name of all the democratic women, the barren association of Ladies who are just dry and barren.

[Brady]

Yuck.

[Frank Smatter]

Yeah, very dry. Elizabeth Warren. Very dry. Like the dirt she comes from. Volcantes.

[Brady]

Oh, man.

[Morgan Freeman]

Let's hop on over. Now, the top, middle square, RFK Jr. And Bernie, join us.

[Brady]

Yeah, a little bit of a fight, and I don't want you to have to feel like that's something we deal with. I want you to know, but I find it to be a good. Are you doing what's called right now? Is that what you're doing? I'm supposed to read between the lines. I, I, I have, you know, I'm affected with a thing. Makes me sad a little, like I can't breathe. And it makes. I have no idea what he said because for the record, can somebody write this down? Bernie, you took more money from the pharmaceuticals than anybody in.

[Corey Walsh]

Can I interject from the square one, over. It's actually painful to listen to him. It's actually not the real RK, this one. It's very.

[Brady]

When I become Health Secretary Service leader, I'm good at. One of the first things we're going to do is stand over my cauldron. Double, double, boil, toil and trouble and put it. And I'm going to fix G first, then me. First Cor, then me. Nobody. I don't know what to do. What are you talking about, you don't know what to do? Think about trying to fill in the pause. I don't know. I don't know why I feel like this is so difficult for you.

[Morgan Freeman]

Let me help you out a little bit. Let's hop on over to.

[Brady]

He understands.

[Corey Walsh]

Could somebody turn on the sound because it's breaking up. It's breaking up.

[Brady]

Somebody is messing with my voice. I'm not being turned at all.

[Morgan Freeman]

Hopping on over now. Top right square, we have Robert De Niro up next.

[Brady]

How many? How many got? De Niro's got a couple of them.

[Morgan Freeman]

There's a couple of them recently.

[Brady]

Multiplicity. You ever seen Multiplicity? Michael Keane. Michael Caine. Michael Kane. Michael. I noticed that with a K. Stop. I don't want that. Huh? Huh? She's just 16 years old. Yeah, the fourth one came out wrong. Fourth one came out wrong. Huh?

[Corey Walsh]

Not good.

[Brady]

Ah, fourth one came out like Corey had one, one, dinero. Two, three. Ah, not so good. Are you talking to us? You looking at me? Are you talking to us?

[Morgan Freeman]

You're staring right back at me.

[Brady]

Wait. Are you doing. You started to do the face and you realized you couldn't do it.

[Morgan Freeman]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You started. I saw a head tilt.

[Frank Smatter]

Sorry.

[Brady]

Tilt your head Come on.

[Morgan Freeman]

I don't have the Thriller.

[Brady]

Come on.

[Corey Walsh]

There it is. There it is.

[Brady]

Very nice. You look like a parakeet looking for a cracker.

[Corey Walsh]

Come on.

[Frank Smatter]

I don't know.

[Corey Walsh]

Come on.

[Brady]

In a new movie, we'll play multiple roles.

[Frank Smatter]

Multiple roles?

[Morgan Freeman]

Oh, really?

[Brady]

Nutty Professor. Role playing. We're going to role play. I've read. Oh, yeah? You want to play Pulp Fiction?

[Morgan Freeman]

I got to get a raise somehow. Oh, boy. All right, now let's hop on over to the middle left square, Patrick Mahomes, ahead of next week's game.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, well, I mean, I just think that everything that we're going to be doing here is going to be good for everybody. And we're just going to. It's a team game and. What? What, What?

[Brady]

I thought you were the lead singer. Molly Hatchet.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, no.

[Brady]

You should sing this song. Trust me.

[Corey Walsh]

No, you did. Let me do it.

[Brady's Birthday]

All right.

[Brady]

I don't think I can do it. I got an RFK in my throat Drop down the rope I got the.

[Corey Walsh]

Battle to the flyer copies running faster.

[Brady]

Man Money out of ho. Look. Self destruction.

[Corey Walsh]

Well, much more can we take with.

[Brady]

All of this corruption. What does that Chuck every day.

[Corey Walsh]

That was very good. Much better than I thought you could do.

[Brady]

Note to self in the future.

[Morgan Freeman]

Yes.

[Brady]

Rfk. Patrick Mahomes can't be in the same squares. Yeah, he got in there and he stayed. That's one of those.

[Morgan Freeman]

That's a historical line right there.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Morgan Freeman]

Well, I hope you're ready for next Sunday.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, I mean, we got Travis and everything is going to be going as. By as well as it can. And we're. We're just going to do our best.

[Brady]

Welcome. Welcome.

[Morgan Freeman]

Who was that?

[Corey Walsh]

Fozzie Bear. He's one half of me. If you take Kermit and you take Fozzie Bear and you put it in the middle of us. I mean.

[Brady]

Taylor Swift.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, Kermit.

[Brady]

Kermit, I love you, mate. That was Amy Schumer showing up.

[Corey Walsh]

That was the best joke of the whole day. That was a good one.

[Morgan Freeman]

I think you're gonna go from a home.

[Brady]

Whiskey. No.

[Corey Walsh]

Now, Britney, Britney. She's a good girl. Yeah.

[Brady]

Baby Factory, that one. Yeah. She's got a lot of them falling out of her.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, well, gotta have her own team.

[Brady]

Yeah. One per trophy. I say.

[Corey Walsh]

There it is.

[Brady]

That's how it is.

[Morgan Freeman]

All right. Congratulations on. Now to the middle square, birthday boy Brini.

[Brady]

Happy birthday, by the way.

[Brady's Birthday]

Happy birthday to me. Everybody's talking about it. Everybody's talking about me. Can't Believe a word they're saying. I'm the Midnight Cowboy.

[Brady]

All right.

[Brady's Birthday]

What do you get me for my birthday, Frank? Tickets to your show.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

Nice. Sold out. Sorry, can't make it. Anyway.

[Brady's Birthday]

It's all right. I'm going to see Ken Flores this week. I can't wait. Been waiting for it all year.

[Brady]

Oh, dear.

[Brady's Birthday]

My birthday boy weekend, he promised me he'd do a special set for me, so.

[Brady]

Friend.

[Corey Walsh]

Bro. What?

[Brady's Birthday]

Why is everybody staring at me? What's going on?

[Corey Walsh]

It's a problem.

[Brady]

No, it's been an update.

[Brady's Birthday]

No, not for me. I'll be a Ken Flores. No problems for this birthday boy.

[Corey Walsh]

Why is the room so dead?

[Brady]

Good.

[Brady's Birthday]

One other Brady.

[Corey Walsh]

Two Bradys would just laugh at each other. How did you think of that?

[Brady's Birthday]

Let's get out of here. This place is dead anyway.

[Brady]

Damn it.

[Morgan Freeman]

Well, I hope you enjoy a nice free show. Hopefully.

[Brady's Birthday]

Yeah, it's gonna be good, Stu.

[Morgan Freeman]

To the middle right square, we got Billy Bob and Jerry Jones.

[Brady]

Take it real quick for a second. You don't mind? There's something I have to tell you guys. If you haven't seen Landman yet. First off, I'm fantastic in it. Second, Jerry Jones. You're gonna win an Emmy for this. Morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Corey Walsh]

Well, I. I do believe that as the owner, man, general manager and coach of the Dallas Cowboys.

[Brady]

That's some serious acting right there.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm doing well. I'm tearing up right now.

[Brady]

Brian Schottenheimer is a good hire. You've convinced me of that through acting.

[Corey Walsh]

Well, we. We dumped it on a Friday.

[Brady]

Smart move, people.

[Corey Walsh]

And then we tried to talk about something else on a Monday.

[Brady]

Hey, will you be on Landman some more with me? Just come on out there and just be.

[Corey Walsh]

I want to do.

[Brady]

You and Tom Petty, we'll start a band called the Boxmasters.

[Corey Walsh]

I think that's a good idea.

[Brady]

I think it's a great idea.

[Corey Walsh]

I think it's a great idea.

[Brady]

You play an instrument?

[Corey Walsh]

I don't.

[Brady]

You can actually.

[Corey Walsh]

I play the neck harp.

[Brady]

God damn it. That's amazing music right there. You do everything. I like everything. I think everything you do. I like. I like you, that's what. I like you a lot. You remind me of Angelina Jolie for some reason. I want to wear your blood on my.

[Corey Walsh]

I was going to say. I can't make that happen.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's probably dusty. Well, it's got some age to it. I drink.

[Corey Walsh]

Like in the mummy?

[Brady]

That's right, like mummy.

[Corey Walsh]

But I'm old.

[Morgan Freeman]

Well, we're still happy to have you.

[Brady]

Watch Landman, the Jerry Jones episode. Just blow your mind. It's. It's. In fact, there's two scenes in my career that I touched. First one, so I'm banging Halle Berry now. Second one, Jerry Jones in that hospital room with John Ham.

[Morgan Freeman]

Which is better?

[Brady]

Which one? For jerking. Yeah, I mean, that's clear. Halle Berry. Queer.

[Morgan Freeman]

All right, now the bottom left square, we have Brady secrets. Greg, give us a hand.

[Brady]

What's up, fellas?

[Corey Walsh]

I've been 75 years old today, but I'm an R B singer. The reason I'm not turning 75 is because cocaine is a dangerous drug. And a lot of women, one in particular was a super freak.

[Brady]

Super freak?

[Morgan Freeman]

No idea.

[Brady]

Honestly, I was gonna get. Give it to me, Brady. I was gonna guess Hoyt Axton at first. Not kidding. Heaven's been good, bro. Nobody's gonna. And he said R B? Like what? Not an R and B voice? No, that guy runs Coors Light across the country. Why Chappelle pick Charlie Murphy over Brady? I don't know. Okay, good luck with that one.

[Morgan Freeman]

Now over to the bottom middle square. We have Morgan Free.

[Brady]

Well, it once again appears they couldn't think of someone to fill the square, so they just went with Morgan Freeman. It gets lazier every week in this building. 4 years and 11 months before they retire. And I say one thing to all the people listening, that's four years and 11 months too long. Don't you wish they'd just go home now? What happens when we die? Then what? When Frank comes in? Better hope I have a son. Morgan Freeman Jr. They could keep this nonsense up for the rest of their lives. I just realized My initials were M.F. you know what? I'm today years old when I realized it, too. Isn't that something? Never really looked into that. I've been around for 450,000 years, and it's only today that I realized my initials existed simultaneously with one of the worst things you could call someone.

[Corey Walsh]

Why?

[Brady]

I never carved my name into a tree just by initials and a heart. That's why Sarah Allen hated me so much. S A, M, F. I carved into the tree. And she broke up with me the next day. I now understand why Cassera Allen thought I said she was a mother. I clearly didn't. At least that's not how I intended. That's right. But in hindsight, I dimmed her mother almost said it. It's always good to see you, Morgan. And it's good to see you.

[Morgan Freeman]

We love having you Here, Ash.

[Brady]

We love being here. We do. We wish we could talk for RFK Jr. I. I love that. Impress very much. That's one of my favorite ones. Anybody knows on anything ever, Frank. And I can't wait for him to sing again. Have requests. I'll do it. Anybody? Me and Bernie will sing together.

[Morgan Freeman]

Oh, Barbie girl will be amazing.

[Brady]

You got it. That was quick. Oh, Aqua. Come on, Barbie. Let's go. Party.

[Morgan Freeman]

Over. Now to the bottom right square, our Lord and Savior, Tripp Reeb.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Morgan Freeman]

How you doing, Tripp?

[Brady]

Not great, but good if you're taking a survey. Somewhat okay. Not absolutely. All right. Mid to Fairland, Fair to Midlands. Something like that. Anyway, Frank, I want you to do my radio shows in Seattle.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm busy. I'm busy.

[Brady]

So am I. And yet I find time. Yeah, I know.

[Brady's Birthday]

So why don't you pop up?

[Brady]

Yeah. Bring the kids. We'll pay for it.

[Corey Walsh]

Like the Grim.

[Brady]

Except the kids are the rooms and the flights. You cover that. Otherwise, it's on me. Yeah, yeah. You drink? Are you a drinker? Oh, you quiet. He sells plasma for cash. I don't pay. Well, just one. And possibly you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You. Country music guy.

[Corey Walsh]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I just realized what you were doing.

[Brady]

But I was hypnotized by.

[Frank Smatter]

I did hypnotize.

[Brady]

You gotta be careful looking at my eyes. Yeah, you're getting very, very horny. Something's turning to stone. All right. What do you got? Who's on the phone there? We got Christina and Jay. Jay is there J. Bell? Yeah, J. Bell. V.J. bell. He needs tickets. Where he can get him tickets.

[Tripp Reed]

It's not the first name.

[Brady]

Okay, that's it. All right. It's J. Bell. Christina, are you there?

[Tripp Reed]

Yes, I'm here.

[Brady]

All right, Christina, you're there. You're a girl. Pick a square. Go first. Go.

[Tripp Reed]

Let's do Trump.

[Morgan Freeman]

All righty. President Trump.

[Corey Walsh]

Someone doesn't know how to play the game.

[Frank Smatter]

That's right. Start in the upper left corner. It's the worst choice. But you know what?

[Corey Walsh]

Upper left.

[Frank Smatter]

That's how popular we are. They changed the game of Tic Tac. The strategy completely changed because we're here.

[Corey Walsh]

And this is the furthest left you're ever going to see me.

[Frank Smatter]

I would like to make a request to move the presidential square all the way over to the right.

[Corey Walsh]

But if you put. If you put the picture of the squares in a mirror, we're on.

[Frank Smatter]

The right is exactly right.

[Corey Walsh]

The right side of history.

[Frank Smatter]

That's right. In the Upside down. We're in the right spot, I think.

[Corey Walsh]

Upside down world. Here we go.

[Frank Smatter]

Did you see the crash of the airplanes? That people wanted me to go over there and I said, what, am I supposed to go swimming? I can't help this. That's true. That's an actual quote. It's a real thing I said.

[Corey Walsh]

You really, really, really said that? Yeah.

[Frank Smatter]

You did.

[Corey Walsh]

What am I supposed to do?

[Frank Smatter]

I don't know. I'm not getting in that cold water.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm not a swim teamer. And I'm not a screaming.

[Morgan Freeman]

Well, maybe you do know this. I got a question for you.

[Corey Walsh]

Great transition. Which I think. I'm not talking about the verbiage.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Frank Smatter]

And because of transitions is why that plane crashed. The ei causing a lot of people shouldn't have had jobs. And now look at what happened. And Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding are fighting again. We don't know what's happening.

[Corey Walsh]

And I've shopped at dei. I've gotten some outdoor clothing there. And it's not the best. It's all right.

[Frank Smatter]

A lot of dresses for camping. Not into that. Not a thing.

[Morgan Freeman]

How about this? The pine tree shilling coin from the 1650s is still classified as legal tender for the U.S. true or false?

[Frank Smatter]

I like to just butt in here and say I don't know anything about a pine tree shilling coin. But I do know about the new Trump gold coin. 1995, limited edition. An amazing 47 and 45. You can get two coins.

[Morgan Freeman]

What's the value on that?

[Corey Walsh]

200%.

[Frank Smatter]

That's right.

[Morgan Freeman]

Of what?

[Frank Smatter]

All of it. 200%.

[Corey Walsh]

Same answer, different wording.

[Frank Smatter]

Twice as well. That's why there's two of us. 200% is twice as much as everything.

[Corey Walsh]

Exactly. Double double your refreshment.

[Frank Smatter]

And that's what it's worth.

[Brady]

Double.

[Corey Walsh]

Double mid trump. Double double your president.

[Morgan Freeman]

Oh, at the Hamburglar?

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, the burglar. The damn burglar. He's stealing burgers. He's taking burgers. Rubble. Rubble. Rebel rubble.

[Brady]

We don't like.

[Corey Walsh]

And then Mayor McCheese over here may make cheese. Doing a great job. And then DEI Grimace. We're looking for a purple guy. Why is he eating shakes? What's he doing? We don't need fat people or non people.

[Morgan Freeman]

Before I confuse you any further, True or false on that?

[Corey Walsh]

I wasn't confused. I was exactly right in the money.

[Morgan Freeman]

Are you mentally sharp?

[Brady]

True.

[Frank Smatter]

I say true. It's gotta be true. Although those two.

[Morgan Freeman]

Do you agree or disagree with true?

[Tripp Reed]

I'm gonna agree Correct.

[Morgan Freeman]

X gets the square.

[Frank Smatter]

Excellent job, Christina. We, of course, got it right. We did it.

[Morgan Freeman]

Off to J. Here, make your selection.

[Tripp Reed]

Well, in honor of Brady's birthday, by the way. Happy early birthday. Birthday, Brady.

[Morgan Freeman]

There we go. Birthday.

[Brady's Birthday]

Happy birthday. The big six zero.

[Morgan Freeman]

Is it 61 or 60?

[Corey Walsh]

60.

[Morgan Freeman]

That's.

[Brady's Birthday]

What's six? Zero is, dumbass. I'm getting crotchety into my old age.

[Morgan Freeman]

I thought you were just lying to feel better.

[Brady's Birthday]

Nine years away from meeting your mom. Six.

[Corey Walsh]

Nine.

[Brady's Birthday]

All right.

[Brady]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Morgan Freeman]

She's way younger than that. What are you talking.

[Brady's Birthday]

Yeah, well, not with me, she's not. She's always six.

[Corey Walsh]

Nine.

[Brady's Birthday]

All right. Same age. You keep staying that exact same. Anyway, what I'm getting at here.

[Morgan Freeman]

Well, let me ask you, in your infinite wisdom, given your older age, that's.

[Brady's Birthday]

What you fell out of early.

[Morgan Freeman]

That's right.

[Brady's Birthday]

I didn't. I order your mother. Every time I go to a Chinese restaurant, I get to 69. It's called the Toucan Chew. I like that. Jay likes my jokes. He's the only one. Anyway.

[Morgan Freeman]

Okay, so real quick for you, Brady. The phrase how come is short for how did it come about? And was a softer way of asking why?

[Brady's Birthday]

Why what?

[Morgan Freeman]

Exactly.

[Frank Smatter]

Whoa.

[Brady]

Mind blown. Holmberg's morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness. 98. Can you repeat the. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady's Birthday]

What did you say? How come?

[Morgan Freeman]

Exactly?

[Brady's Birthday]

How did that come about?

[Morgan Freeman]

Yes.

[Corey Walsh]

Who's second?

[Morgan Freeman]

True or false?

[Brady's Birthday]

They're all the same. True words don't matter.

[Morgan Freeman]

Oh, really?

[Brady's Birthday]

I made it 60 years on that philosophy.

[Morgan Freeman]

Hear that in the Brady Report for sure.

[Brady's Birthday]

I know.

[Morgan Freeman]

All right, Jay, do you agree or disagree?

[Brady's Birthday]

Don't belabor it.

[Tripp Reed]

I'll agree.

[Morgan Freeman]

Correct. Circle gets the square.

[Brady]

Well done.

[Morgan Freeman]

Log it off the middle. Back to Christina here for your selection.

[Brady]

Come on.

[Tripp Reed]

I'm gonna go Brady. Secret square.

[Morgan Freeman]

Secret square.

[Brady]

She's a super freak super freak.

[Morgan Freeman]

Who could it be?

[Tripp Reed]

Is it Rick James?

[Brady]

You got me.

[Tripp Reed]

Whoa.

[Brady]

Now, James Brown shows.

[Corey Walsh]

You obviously haven't listened to the song.

[Brady]

Turned into Rick James. Turned into James Brown. All right, sorry. Go ahead.

[Morgan Freeman]

Now we go over to Jay. You could do the block with Mahomes if you'd like.

[Tripp Reed]

Of course.

[Morgan Freeman]

All righty.

[Frank Smatter]

All right.

[Morgan Freeman]

Time to saddle up.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, we're ready. You ready? I'm more ready for this than Super Bowl.

[Brady]

Oh, wow.

[Morgan Freeman]

Okay.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Super Bowls are easy for you, though.

[Corey Walsh]

Simple.

[Morgan Freeman]

Yeah, you just show up and win.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah. I mean, I just go out there and I reflect on what my teammates are going to Do. Coach does a great job, and it's.

[Morgan Freeman]

Great to have you talk to the refs at all.

[Corey Walsh]

No, I would never do something like that.

[Morgan Freeman]

Okay. Just making sure.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, but my coach is a walrus. Cuckoo Kachoo Toucan Chew.

[Brady's Birthday]

What'd you say?

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Brady's Birthday]

I look a lot like your coach. It's true.

[Corey Walsh]

Holy crap.

[Brady's Birthday]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Bundaloruski man.

[Brady's Birthday]

Bundala Save.

[Corey Walsh]

Feel gold.

[Brady's Birthday]

It's gold.

[Corey Walsh]

What?

[Brady's Birthday]

I'm not in that.

[Corey Walsh]

I don't know.

[Morgan Freeman]

Before we confuse you any further, we.

[Brady]

Got a question for you.

[Morgan Freeman]

The Tears of Joy emoji is the most popular emoji in 75 countries. True or false?

[Corey Walsh]

Tears of Joy. That's the smiley face with the tears. Oh, you're miming it.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Corey Walsh]

Thanks.

[Morgan Freeman]

You're more of a visual learner.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, well, that's not most of the KUPD listenership. No.

[Morgan Freeman]

I want to make sure you have a big game next.

[Corey Walsh]

I want you to focus in Salty, my home. I mean, what am I saying? How did I become the villain?

[Brady]

Yeah, that is true.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm just out there. Some sleep.

[Brady]

This is an origin story that's developing.

[Morgan Freeman]

Here, especially if you win next Sunday. You are the villain.

[Brady]

That's right.

[Corey Walsh]

Live long enough to be the villain or die the hero. Yeah. I don't know. I play football. I'm gonna go with true.

[Morgan Freeman]

All right, Going false.

[Brady]

True. True.

[Morgan Freeman]

Wait.

[Corey Walsh]

True. I looked him off. True.

[Morgan Freeman]

Okay, it's a trick. It's all true.

[Corey Walsh]

Okay, it's all true.

[Morgan Freeman]

Now let's hop on over back to Jay. Do you agree or disagree with true?

[Tripp Reed]

I'll agree. I don't know much about.

[Brady]

Correct. You get the block done. He did it. All right, next square win. She picks anything she wants.

[Morgan Freeman]

Go for it. Christina, what are you thinking?

[Tripp Reed]

Oh, here we go. Let's go, Trip Reed.

[Morgan Freeman]

Hey, Trip Reed.

[Brady]

Hey, Reed.

[Morgan Freeman]

You're mostly there.

[Brady]

I mean, you have all the squares that Frank does at your disposal, and you chose Tripp Reed. I didn't even say my name right.

[Corey Walsh]

As a dyslexic.

[Brady]

Pick again. I don't want to play with you.

[Morgan Freeman]

That's rare for him to say.

[Tripp Reed]

Sorry, Tripp.

[Brady]

Pick again. F gets the square. Pick again.

[Corey Walsh]

And I thought I was salty.

[Tripp Reed]

Trip, read again.

[Brady]

No, again. Top, middle. Take the dineros. Take another one.

[Tripp Reed]

Bob and Bernie.

[Brady]

Bob and Bernie, Exactly.

[Tripp Reed]

Just go, Morgan Freeman.

[Brady]

Then. No. Pick again. Pick again, Christina. And do it right this time.

[Tripp Reed]

Okay. Rfk.

[Brady]

There it is.

[Morgan Freeman]

Howdy, fellas. How are you? Doing well.

[Brady]

Yeah, we were doing well. We were doing very well. I'm Doing great. Help and has human services. I'm gonna get a job. Bobby. Bobby. Yeah, Bobby. How about all I want? You and I, we're at odds. We are at odds. But that's because you are completely insane. You're nuts. No, look, I look into my cauldron. I have ideas for vaccines. The blood of a whale that I found on the beach. Anyone have any idea what he just said? Blood on the nobody fish thing. Nobody out here. Nobody science just found. Let's see your abs. Look at these.

[Corey Walsh]

Holy.

[Brady]

Look at that honey pot. They just found fossilized fish vomit for 66 million years ago. I put that. I had sex with it. And then I'm. Now I'm going to put it in my cauldron and we're going to make vaccines stop. Anything comes our way in the future, and we're gonna pay for this with all of your money. We'll take all the money from every bottle of my money and we'll put it into whatever we need to do. And you. You're gonna be on my. My team. Bernard Very 10 hypertension. It's causing all the bread. I'm gonna explode like Kennedy's heads explode, and it's a matter of time before it mine does. What's the question? I'm the only Kennedy. I'm the only Kennedy left who has actually got a hole in his.

[Brady's Birthday]

Honey.

[Corey Walsh]

Just like I need a hole in that.

[Brady]

Brady's. Hilarious.

[Morgan Freeman]

Oh, well, I got you both in the same room for once. Johnny cakes and hoecakes both refer to the same culinary item. True or false?

[Brady]

Uh, what was that? What did you say?

[Morgan Freeman]

Johnny cake Cakes.

[Brady]

I've gotten Bernie way off his game. No, I looked eyes. I locked eyes with. You need rfk June bug over there.

[Morgan Freeman]

Johnny cakes and hoe cakes refer to false.

[Brady]

False. It's falsified. It's false. Hoecakes are our Kennedy staple. We eat hoecakes like nobody love the. Especially in the river. Uncle Ted put one in.

[Corey Walsh]

That was an upside down hoecake.

[Morgan Freeman]

Okay.

[Brady]

Did you say true or false?

[Morgan Freeman]

True or false.

[Brady]

You're saying he said false. Okay, go with what we said.

[Morgan Freeman]

All right.

[Brady]

Follow along.

[Morgan Freeman]

Christina, do you agree or disagree?

[Brady]

Good guess. Christina.

[Tripp Reed]

He said false, right?

[Corey Walsh]

I don't know.

[Brady]

I don't know. Brady told a great joke at the end of that. Just ask.

[Tripp Reed]

I disagree.

[Morgan Freeman]

That is incorrect. Then.

[Brady]

All right. That means that Jay wins. For crying out loud. I couldn't believe. Hang on a second. Nice job. Why is everybody always taking that by me? You don't want to hear me Talk anymore. Why? I will tell you why. Fire back.

[Corey Walsh]

I'll tell you why. Because I'm trying to. I love Bobby Kennedy. He's a great guy. Not in the environment. He's bad in the environment. But. And he's almost as bad in the environment as he is in continuous speaking. But you're listening so hard it's listening so hard to try and understand what you're saying that it's like somebody flipping around in the channels. You remember that? Flipping around in the channels.

[Brady]

I don't know what you're talking about. In my head, it's clear as a bell. In my.

[Corey Walsh]

Sounds great. Sounds great.

[Brady]

I hear everything crystal clear. You don't.

[Corey Walsh]

I heard he man. And I'm ready to turn cringer into battle cat.

[Brady]

Yeah. Pull your magic sword at me and turn me back into a guy who could speak sentences.

[Corey Walsh]

Sorceress. Even the sorceress couldn't help RFK Jr.

[Frank Smatter]

Suddenly, RFK became the mighty Maya Angelou.

[Corey Walsh]

He does. He does remember with those cheeks, those inset cheeks. He does remind me of Skeletor at where he's me.

[Brady]

I liked how you looked at me while I did that. I did.

[Corey Walsh]

I did.

[Brady]

It was very strange. It's odd. Yeah. Corey. It's a strange day.

[Morgan Freeman]

Very much so. But that's not a bad thing.

[Brady]

No, it's always good. I enjoy it. I like my rfk. I'm sticking with that for four years. It is. It is really hard to do anything off of it. It's great. There's nothing you can do to.

[Corey Walsh]

No.

[Brady]

It's like you just stumbled at trying to figure out what's happening, what's he doing. And I wonder if that's happening in real life. I think it is. I do. Difficult. Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I think he's fun. I like. He picks up roadkill and he does stuff to it. Who can ask for more than that when you're public Figures. That's it.

[Corey Walsh]

Who can ask for anything more? Who can ask for anything more?

[Brady]

There you go. See, you're doing it.

[Corey Walsh]

I was saving mine from earlier.

[Brady]

Why? Because yours was so good. I didn't want. Yours is great too. Well, now we could both do it.

[Corey Walsh]

But I don't want mine to become yours.

[Brady]

I don't want yours to become mine.

[Corey Walsh]

And I don't want ours to become.

[Brady]

People are gonna crash.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh my God.

[Brady]

Why is this. This needs to be a show in Seattle.

[Corey Walsh]

Why is there. Why is there such a pile up.

[Brady]

Of Traffic on the i10A Kennedy Morning show coming at you live from Phoenix, Arizona.

[Corey Walsh]

Traffic on the fives.

[Brady]

Watch out in a convertible. I have a bad traffic. No. Anyway, they could take it out there. You're done. Corey, you got anything going on this weekend?

[Morgan Freeman]

Just as women's basketball.

[Brady]

That's nothing. Don't bring it up ever again. And then you know I can't compete with that. Brady's big fat birthday this week. And happy birthday to Brady. Also Fest tickets Now on sale at 98kupd.com thank you, John.

[Corey Walsh]

I share a birthday with someone I didn't know. Als Matt. Happy birthday.

[Brady]

Is it Als Matt's birthday? Yeah. You should take him out, Brady. Yeah, you should. Well to for his birthday. Not the way you not Italian.

[Corey Walsh]

Be careful. What are you doing over here? Right guys, watch your mouth.

[Brady]

Brett's got to go paint some houses. That's it. Frank's show March 9, 10pm prev.com that's it. We're done. We're done. The week is over everybody. Have yourselves a great week. Don't forget you fest [e-mail] we're done. Have yourselves a glorious Friday. We'll see you tomorrow in the morning. Shake and sell off.

[Corey Walsh]

Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool actually.

[Dick Toledo]

No membership fee.

[Corey Walsh]

I have heard enough of this.