02-02-26 - Artist's ICE Protests May Have Turned Us Off On Grammys - Woman Gives Birth And Then Grows Third Boob And Begins Producing Milk And It's Not That Rare - John Saw A Protester Carrying His Sign Walking To A Protest Point

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Arizona

Episode: 02-02-26 – “Artist's ICE Protests May Have Turned Us Off On Grammys – Woman Grows Third Boob – Protesters, Award Show Oddities”
Date: February 2, 2026
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Overview

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness starts with birthday celebrations and tales of raucous weekends, then transitions into a lively breakdown of the Grammy Awards, hammering on political tangents and the pitfalls of mixing social protest with entertainment. The crew also dives hilariously and curiously into a story of a woman who grew a third breast after childbirth. The episode closes by poking fun at protest culture, highlighting a run-in John had with a would-be protester in downtown Phoenix.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Birthday Banter and Wild Weekends

• The show starts with jokes about Brady's birthday and sharing stories of partying.
  • John recounts a night out with Suns announcer Kevin Ray, a wild round of drinks, and an unexpected morning after.

    “There was a lot going on. And then the next thing I knew, I was opening the door and the sun was up. It was a fun night. It was exciting—one of the best times I’ve had in a long time.” (03:17)

• Concert highlights: John is blown away by the band Nothing More, praising their Van Buren show as potentially making them “the biggest band in rock” had it been released in an earlier era.

  “If it was 1999 to 2004, this might be the biggest band in rock. They have everything you need. Anthemic, stadium music, a ripped singer that owns the room.” (04:22)

• Brady shares about tequila and sangria at Hooters, celebrating his birthday responsibly.

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2. Grammy Awards Recap: Protest Fatigue & Old Guard

• Discussion pivots to the previous night’s Grammys, layered with social and ICE protests that the hosts find grating.
• John confesses he avoided the live show, opting instead for online highlights due to expected over-politicization.

  “I had a feeling with ICE being involved in everything that this one was going to be a rough watch. So I let the Internet give it to me this morning, which it did. I got everything I needed.” (09:19)

• Notable moments dissected:
  • Cher’s Song-of-the-Year Goof: The hosts mock Cher’s confusion on stage and suggest it might be intentional for viral appeal.

    “She stood on the thing and said, ‘And the song of the year goes to...’ and just stands there and stares. And she goes, ‘Oh, they told me it would be on the teleprompter. Then what’s in the envelope?’” (11:04)

    • John jokes about award shows dragging out elderly stars:

      “I hate when people over 50 try to be relevant… Quit rolling their old ass out there.” (13:14)

  • Musical Highlights: Post Malone and Slash’s tribute to Ozzy is universally praised, recommended as the only must-watch segment.

    “If you do get a chance today… watch the Post Malone Slash... tribute to Ozzy. Just ridiculous. That was really good. Post Malone did an amazing job.” (20:48)

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3. Politics and Protest Overload

• Fatigue with award shows using their platforms for political statements (specifically anti-ICE remarks) dominates this segment.
  • Brady observes:

    “It was, you know, it was ‘f*** ICE’ and most of them, consensus on that. Some were slightly more subtle.” (19:13)

• John expresses why he, and perhaps many viewers, tune out:

  “You can’t have flippant, light, fun anymore without somebody going up—by the way, reminder, a lot of awful things going on. I’m like, ‘That’s why we tune into this stuff.’” (18:33)

• The hosts comment that even when just trying to enjoy music, political posturing keeps popping up.
• Discussion of how the NFL clamps down on halftime performances to avoid similar occurrences (re: Bad Bunny needing to stay non-political).

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4. Weird News: The Woman Who Grew a Third Boob

• The hosts latch onto the bizarre, viral headline—one of those water-cooler stories you can’t ignore.
  • John breaks down the phenomenon:

    “A lady gave birth to her baby and went to sleep afterwards and woke up with a fully grown third breast with a nipple on it... And the doctor said… in the womb… we all have teats in a line… and sometimes, pregnancy reawakens one.” (22:35)

  • The conversation detours into wild speculation about the looks and placement of the extra breast, referencing sci-fi (Total Recall), and devolves into a comedic debate about the pros and cons of “armpit boob.”

    “If I told you right now, Brett, I met a girl this weekend—boobs everywhere. You’d be like, ‘Tell me more!’” (27:37) “It’s a pop-up boob. Pops up in your parking lot. You would run down there and try it. That’s all I’m saying—it’s a pop-up boob.” (35:53)

  • Brett is not on board:

    “Sounds kind of sloppy to me. What happens if it’s got B.O.?” (28:18)

• John tries to bring optimism:

  “Why can’t you guys be positive and think, what if it’s perfect? ...Even if you hug her, you’re already on second base.” (33:07)

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5. Protest Culture: The Organized Protester

• John shares an “only-in-Phoenix” moment: spotting a man, decked out in upscale attire and protest gear, meekly obeying the crosswalk signal on his way to a demonstration.

  “You’re not a very good protester. Like, protesting, you’re listening to the walk/don’t walk... Just get that upside down flag up and start walking... But you’re only mad when you get there. You seem pretty okay.” (37:02, 39:04)

• The group riffs on the performative nature of modern protests and the tendency for even angry activism to have an air of routine or vanity.
• “It was kind of a nice little [moment] ... Like going to the ball game. You got your signs, you’re under control. Fanatic, yeah, it is kind of that… It’s like he was leaving his house in his little outfit...” (40:44)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “There was talk of pegging—and not me, but just—it got... there was some stuff happening.” —John (03:40)
• “If Post Malone and Slash are together, you watch. That’s the rule.” —Brady (20:48)
• “I miss the days where… you didn’t have to tie in all the politics and stuff. And stories like the one I saw this morning—a lady gave birth… and woke up with a third breast. And the doctor says, ‘Yeah, that can happen!’” —John (23:08)
• “If you have a third boob, it has to line up with the other. I don’t want no freak show.” —Brett (36:55)
• “He took time to wear a scarf and it’s not even cold!” —John on the protester’s attire (39:36)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Birthday & Weekend Tales: 01:11 – 08:32
• Grammy Awards Recap & Cher Discussion: 09:18 – 14:13
• Musical Performances Worth Watching: 20:48
• Award Shows & Political Fatigue: 16:14 – 20:23
• Third Boob Story & Absurd Banter: 22:29 – 36:15
• Protester Story & Activism Satire: 37:19 – 43:14

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Conclusion

This episode serves a healthy mix of personal storytelling, pop culture analysis, and irreverent but sometimes insightful commentary on society’s need to bring politics into everything, especially award shows. The comedic highlight is the crew’s off-the-rails debate about an unexpected third boob, which serves as the perfect palate cleanser between heavier topics. If you’re looking for a rundown on why the Grammys feel less and less essential—and want to laugh at the thought of “pop-up boobs” and dapper yet mild-mannered protesters—this is a classic HMS episode not to miss.

Transcript

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[John Holmberg]

Still streaming Homburg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Monday. It is 5:45 this. It's the Morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett. Big Dick Toledo's around here somewhere. And we're still in the throes of Brady's big fat birthday yesterday. Today, Brady Gro a little later. Also, Suns announcer Kevin Ray's birthday. You share a birthday with him?

[Byron]

She coming in?

[John Holmberg]

I asked him to come in and he said no.

[Byron]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

And his son Zach said, I'll do it. And so for your birthday, I have given you a young boy. He'll be in here in just a little while representing. Yeah, he's a proxy for Kevin when we play Brady Gro. And yeah, Brett even said it. He said, zach Ray. So I'm buying that a present. And like, I agree, he's not. It's no reason for that. So we won't. Yeah, we won't be. He'll be here if we if you win prizes later today with Brady Gro, then we'll buy Kevin something. If. If Zach participates enough. But we'll. We'll. We'll leave it up to the. Where the cash were the guy paying for it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, about this.

[John Holmberg]

Already spent a fortune on Kevin Friday at the. At the Suns game. After the game, we hung out at the Rah Rah Room. And the next thing, I'm buying bottles of champagne. I actually didn't. My buddy Brink stepped in and paid for the whole damn thing. But I'm ordering. I'll say that I'm ordering champagne. And we're watching again. I always go back to it. I wish. Like, I wish I was around with Al McCoy's day back with the Suns and his one jackass brand liability friend that, like, Kevin's got me as his brand liability friend. He's a. Like, there's no reason to be seen in public with me. It could be a problem. Al McCoy had to have one of those dudes where he just got absolutely faced with. And everybody can't tell anybody this happened. But let's just put it this way. And Kevin wasn't involved in this. The drinking didn't stop. I didn't see. Yeah. There was a lot going on. And then the next thing I knew, I was opening the door and the sun was up. It was a fun night. It was a. It was exciting. One of the best times I've had in a long time.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that why Kevin's not coming in?

[John Holmberg]

It's one of the reasons. A little bit afraid. Well, he didn't go to. He wasn't part of that. He was part of the beginning of it.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

And then there was. There was. Look, there was talk of pegging and not me. But just. It got. There was some stuff happening. It was.

[Brett Vesely]

Happy birthday, Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Happy birthday. That was for you. We did that for you. Great.

[Byron]

Appreciate that.

[John Holmberg]

Not talk of pegging you unless that's what you wanted for your birthday.

[Byron]

But it wasn't.

[John Holmberg]

It's quite an interesting night. And then Saturday I got to Larry McFeely, had tickets to go see Nothing more. Right. And he asked me if I wanted to go along. And then he had a family emergency. So I went down there again with my paying friend Dr. Brink, and I think I watched my new favorite band live. That band is. There's. I was blown away and I was so tired from the night before, and I was like, I don't even know if I want to do this. And just energized. It was unbelievable. And the people who were there will know. That was a special night at the Van Buren. It was in incredible. And I've seen them, you know, they've done a Ufest force here and there and this, that, and the other. But at Van Buren, that, like, one song after another. Their set was perfect. I had Larry and I got to have pizza before the show with the guy, the manager, Mark, and he's like, I think you guys will be happy. He said, we've hit a flow. There's, like, a thing going right now. This band's here. I feel bad because I think if it was 1999 to 2004, this might be the biggest band in rock. They have everything you need. They've got anthems. They've got stuff that should be played in stadiums. They look great. Their singer is just this ripped God on stage, and he just owns the room. He'd be. If it was the 80s, oh, my God, he'd be everywhere. He'd be. MTV would eat this band alive. They were so good. I actually walked out and Brink did, too. He didn't know much about him. And I. I said, I think that might be my new favorite band. I'd never given them tons of time, just enough to know I like him, but, oh, my God, was that show good.

[Byron]

How's Larry?

[John Holmberg]

So Larry just had a little. His dad had a little episode, so he was with us. Okay. Yeah. He had to leave in the middle, and so I ended up going with Brink. And then we were supposed to go backstage. It was so good. I had backstage everything. I was supposed to go to this meet and greet with the band, and we were going to do this thing, and Brink and I looked at each other and I said, that was so good. The last thing I want to do right now is go stand in an awkward situation and maybe say something dumb, which I tend to do to the band, and then have the whole night ruined. You know, because I did that with Chevelle that time. I told them that they were everybody's second favorite band. And it was a compliment saying that you're. No one's like, oh, my God, Chevelle, but everybody loves you. There's, like, people who don't like this band that like this band. You're still second. And then vice versa. They're always in the mix because they're so good. And I was trying to compliment. And the next thing you know, I'd spent five minutes explaining myself, and I walked away going, well, the whole night's ruined. I didn't want to do that again, because that's what I do. And so we left.

[Byron]

People had favorite bands list. You guys are on.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, but you're never tops. Wait, let me explain that. Like, let's say Ozzy's their favorite. You're in there. And then the next person can say, oh, that's fine. But I like the second I like Kid Rock and Chevelle like you. What I was saying was you're not you. We can't just put you. So you're everywhere. Oh, I think. Thanks. And I'm like, oh, crap. But you're right. Yes. You know what I mean? I know exactly what I'm saying to him. You guys know what I'm talking about. Well, I think some people were some people's favorite.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you can name an outlier and I would do that. Like, oh, there's all. Every. Every average has an outlier. That doesn't make it right. Like, oh boy, here we go. I'm a jackass. So. But yeah, so I just said. I tend to be stupid on that. And we walked out and it was great. And I've been listening to him ever since. Awesome. So, yeah, it was a lot of. A lot of driving around and a lot of going place to place. But this weekend was one of my favorite weekends I've had in a long time. Lots of suns games, lots of fun. Casino got involved.

[Byron]

The weather was amazing.

[John Holmberg]

There was dancing, there was tick tock, y'.

[Byron]

All.

[John Holmberg]

Brett was everywhere. Yeah, I know. I don't know. It was a good time. It was great. There was photographs. There was. There was. There's a gap of time. I found out at the casino that they don't serve alcohol after 2 o' clock in the morning. I didn't know that they stopped.

[Byron]

Didn't know that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I figured the casino just kept rolling like Vegas. They don't. You got to start Arizona loss. So we made the rule. So we'll go back at 6. And we did found stuff to do. Apologies to the IHOP waiter. I'm sure that was annoying. But either way, what a great, fun weekend. Great times. And you know, last night I went back to the sun. It was. It was for you too. I celebrated your birthday like no other. It was amazing. I had a great Brady birthday weekend.

[Byron]

I pushed the kidney a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

Did you?

[Byron]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Doing.

[Byron]

I had a shot of tequila.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, boy.

[Byron]

And a glass of sangria.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Wow. Yeah, you're all right.

[Byron]

And an ultra on Friday night at Hooters.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Oh, you went to Hooters went to.

[Byron]

The ASU baseball golf outing invited by Tom Sizer. And then afterwards had. He's like, I'll buy you a beer.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, be careful now. We can't have you exploding on your birthday. For crying out loud.

[Byron]

I passed out too.

[John Holmberg]

Al. Al.

[Byron]

I woke up.

[John Holmberg]

I'll blow up on your birthday. Even came back here in the middle of the night, raided my office of alcohol. There's no alcohol. It was fun. We had a good time.

[Byron]

Went to the zoo on Saturday.

[John Holmberg]

That's exciting.

[Byron]

A lot of animal encounters.

[John Holmberg]

I think my weekend might have been better.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe. I don't know. And then last night at the Suns game, I did that and I've watched the Grammys the last few years. They've been good. But I had a feeling with Ice being involved in everything that this one was going to be a rough watch. So I let the Internet give it to me this morning, which it did. I got everything I needed. I saw the Post Malone Ozzy thing. I saw Chapel Roan's nipple dress. I saw. And if she's going to make a lot more appearances on musical specials I'm. I'm going to check out of most of them. I'll. I'll.

[Byron]

I like cover it up on the presentation.

[John Holmberg]

I like pretty much everything. Yeah but I like pretty much everything musically. You can throw a genre at me side from country that I'll be all right with but I can't. I don't know what it is about looking at her. She bugs me. It just drives me. It drives me bananas looking at her. So yeah had that.

[Byron]

You're. You're pretty much right. I. I watched a bulk of Iranian Kirby added on because her Tyler the creator was up for a couple of nominations.

[John Holmberg]

Gotta see if her guy performances.

[Byron]

It was probably the most I've watched the Grammys in the last couple years.

[John Holmberg]

I've watched a lot lately. They've been good the last few years.

[Byron]

And the performances not bad. I mean at the end the tribute when Post Malone and slash.

[John Holmberg]

That's awesome. I watched that first Smith. That was his deal that was on the couch this morning sitting there thumbing through what went on last night. I'm like oh, I watched the Grammy stuff and here's the thing and you watched it in the office today that I saw earlier. Cher was giving the song of the year. I think it was.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And how how old shares what 80? And she's still got her.

[Byron]

And she received an award herself.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure.

[John Holmberg]

But she's how many Grammy and She's been nominated for an Oscar. She's been a Tony.

[Byron]

She has the egot.

[John Holmberg]

How many? I don't know. I don't think so. How many award shows has she watched to where she doesn't know how to do it? She stood on the thing and said, and the song of the year goes to. And then she just stands there and stares. And she goes, oh, they told me it would be on the teleprompter. Then what's in the envelope? So she opens the envelope and the song was called Luther Vandross. And it was just called Luther, I believe. No, was it? And she goes, oh, the winner is Luther Vandross. He's been dead for 20 years. And then she's like, oh, yeah. And everybody's like, oh, my gosh.

[Brett Vesely]

But why are they rolling her old ass out there?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she still looks okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Still.

[Byron]

Because she got an icon award or something like that. I forget what it was.

[Brett Vesely]

But again, why is she out there doing the, you know, best. Best song.

[John Holmberg]

Give it to someone else.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

I'm with you. Because. Yeah, that. I don't know why either. And she still doesn't know how award shows work?

[Byron]

Tony Mitchell said, pass. I'll just sit in my chair. Give me an award.

[John Holmberg]

See, I think people like Cher do what she did last night on purpose, I think, because then it cost well, you know, because then it goes viral and we're talking about share every. A lot of people have. Like, she's all over the news this morning, like, there's a Cher goof this up. And I think there's a certain aspect of being bigger than the show when you're a goof. Remember when Travolta or. Well, la. What was that? No, no. Well, Travolta is known for it. But then they. The. When they announced the wrong Best Picture that year. Oh, yeah. And they had to stop in the middle and go, we didn't win. We didn't win. It was actually to the Korean movie or whatever.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And it was. And everybody's like, oh, but nobody remembers. Like, everybody remembers the goof. It was Warren Beatty, Faye Dunaway. And they were like this. I don't know. Is this right? And like, you've been to a million shows. Quit rolling again. It's like sports. I don't want old people doing it. I know it makes old people feel good, but I hate when people over 50 are. Try to be relevant. And that's in movies. It's different in movies. It's 70, but they roll their old ass out there. And everybody's like, oh, nostalgia, nostalgia. It's just gonna be disappointing. And then it is, stop that. Stop the relevance. It's always them. Remember Elizabeth Taylor, they drug her ass out in 2001 to announce best picture at the Golden Globes.

[Byron]

She says it before and she just.

[John Holmberg]

Opened, she just went out, walked out and opened up the envelope and went gladiator. And everybody's like, oh. And then they rolled through all the nominees because they had to. Like I said, gladiator. It was like, well, this is. You've destroyed it, you dumb old bag of bones. I like when old people stop being like, they need to just be old. Just stay there, just stop it. And and more importantly, old viewers need to stop being excited to see them. It's time to put them away. Put them in homes like you did your parents. Put them away. Don't let them touch stuff they can't drive anymore. Don't let him run an award show. And the biggest award of the night. I got some 90 year old chandelier standing on stage trying to know.

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[John Holmberg]

You got Sydney Sweeney. Think of it. Think of all the people you could have put up there that would draw an eyes share. You're just surprised she's still alive.

[Brett Vesely]

Did she sing Shotgun Blues?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she went out and she did a couple Volbeat songs. It was actually that part was pretty good. Counting all the in the room. Yeah. And then. Yeah, I was supposed to be on the teleprompter. Just read the guy. Why did we give you an envelope? You've seen these shows, but I think deep down.

[Byron]

And performing. Performing for the first time ever at the Grammys. Reba McIntyre.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't want to see her either. I know she looks like Jeff Dunham's puppets. I just think that Cher did that on purpose. Certain aspect tells me it's like, look, Cher, you're gonna get all over. You'll be everywhere tomorrow if you just act silly. Just be a silly, dopey Cher. And she did it too, like, perfectly. And I'm like, I don't know if I believe either way, the Grammys. And I knew it would be, you know, look, it's the Grammys with Trevor Noah and it was gonna be ice heavy. And I don't wanna do politics. I don't wanna. I don't wanna have it be part of it. And I knew it was gonna be. Everybody was gonna yell, f ice. Everybody was gonna Bruno Mars. Did he do it too? You don't know?

[Byron]

He did not.

[John Holmberg]

Well, good, because he's high as a kite. He's high as a kite. Yeah, he's. He's high and he's having fun and he doesn't care about the other stuff. He'll internalize all that other crap. And that's fine. You can have your opinions about it. But stop it. Stop yelling because then now what do I read this morning? Also, Trevor Noah made a joke about Epstein island with Clinton and Trump, and Trump immediately, because he's watching, threw out a tweet saying he's going to sue Trevor Noah. He's talentless. He may be worse than Jimmy Kimmel. And it's this big long diatribe from Trump And I'm like, I can't have any fun. I want out. I talked to someone this weekend who at their work, they're like, I can't believe you didn't go to the ice protest. And she's like, I was just busy being me today. Oh, God. And, like, you know, she's like, I'm just not going to get political. It's so refreshing to hear people say, I don't want to be trapped in this anymore. And that's kind of how I feel. The Grammys have been that way for a long time.

[Byron]

It was. I mean, performances are so good. I don't know if. I mean, I know it'll never change, but to have the stance on whatever.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but you can't have an award show in the middle of moments. And we've got this moment happening with ice, and the. You know, we got a social strife. So the second you get into that and then you have an award show, I'm dodging that award show. It's gonna be awful.

[Byron]

It's like a lot of things, though.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, everybody. You know, back in the day, it was always like, oh, the Oscars are on. The Grammys are. Oh, I forgot it was on last night.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Until people started showing me the chapel dress.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Other than that, I had no clue at chapel.

[John Holmberg]

Roan's boob. Yeah. Is the more important part. But, yeah, I just. You can't have. You can't have flippant light, like, fun anymore without somebody going up. By the way, reminder. There's a lot of awful things going on. I'm like, that's why we tune into this stuff. Do I go to music?

[Brett Vesely]

That's why I don't tune in.

[John Holmberg]

That's. Now I. Just the opposite. But I. I listen to music because it's an escape from all this stuff. And so the music's great. And then you got somebody telling you that you're an idiot, like, the person you love. Their music is starting to scream out about whatever it is they scream out about. I don't want. I don't care.

[Brett Vesely]

Did anyone go off the rails? As far as.

[John Holmberg]

I'm sure I didn't. That's the best thing about the way I watched speeches.

[Byron]

You know, it was f ice and a lot. Most of them, consensus on that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Byron]

And there are. Some were slightly more subtle on it, but most of them would say something like that Bad Bunny didn't say that. He just said, ice out. And people were wearing ice out pins.

[John Holmberg]

They all are on the same page. But that's the best thing about the Internet is I didn't have to sit through all of it. Yeah. I got the pick and choose moments and I watched. I watched what I needed this morning at about quarter after four. It's great.

[Byron]

Nothing to it, but I thought, you know, when Bad Bunny was up there. It'll be interesting because knowing the NFL halftime thing. Yeah. Like there'll. There'll be some Americans that are like there already are. I know. It just seems like it magnify more. Hopefully it doesn't.

[John Holmberg]

Well, he, he won't be allowed to say anything political. The NFL.

[Byron]

Yeah, he wasn't allowed. Kept going back to him wanting him to perform. But under also they made it look the super bowl contract. You cannot perform anything.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Byron]

Before this.

[John Holmberg]

He probably doesn't want to because he's working on a whole thing.

[Byron]

Well, he brought out a. A band. Trevor Noah brought a band to the table.

[John Holmberg]

But he's got to rehearse everything like to be a stage right now. And I'm pretty sure that they're focused on one thing. Yeah, it's. It's just, it's. Think about it. We could be talking about Grammy fun. This. It's. No, it's like, oh, I didn't watch because Billie Eilish is mad at everybody. But they did that. If you do get a chance today, sans all the political crap, watch the Post Malone Slash.

[Byron]

Good one.

[John Holmberg]

They Bruno Mars tribute to Ozzy. A tribute to Ozzy for all the people here. Just ridiculous. That was really good. And Post Malone did an amazing job. It was. It was pretty awesome. So. And Slash came out and he's playing. It was good. That was a neat thing. So Grammys come and go and now we're dealing with punk's Tony Phil, who's already been pulled out of his hole on Groundhog's Day. And it is going to be six more weeks of winter. It's already established out there. They're just going to be freezing. And by the way, today it'll be 82 degrees. So we don't need some groundhog coming out of the dirt. It's fantastic.

[Byron]

35. Correct.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. He's not. There's no scientific anything to this, but.

[Byron]

If you average all of the other, you know, Buckeye Chuck or Staten island Chuck, they're 52% correct.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Let's not start saying Ohio has a better thing.

[Byron]

It's not.

[John Holmberg]

You are the. You are your Ohio Chuck is the TEMU of Punxsutawney Phil. Punxsutawney Phil wins And he's not even very good at what he does.

[Brett Vesely]

The hell's Ohio Chuck?

[John Holmberg]

Exactly.

[Byron]

Buckeye Chuck. I don't even know if that's Ohio.

[John Holmberg]

You think it isn't? Your shirt says Buckeyes on it right now. You think somebody else. I don't know Buckeye Chuck.

[Byron]

There's also General Bull Beauregard.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there's. And they're all dumb. Every one of them except Punks of Tony Phil is dumb. It's the Teemu version. Sad attempt to try to do the exact same thing.

[Byron]

They won't go back to the original tradition after the prediction. They eat it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you got to eat it. They used to eat it. They don't anymore. He lives in a lap of luxury that punks a Tony filled. But it's supposed to be wintry for.

[Byron]

They said he was tender. Quite tender.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Well, I've never had groundhog before. I'm not sure I would. But it's just. Yeah, that's a silly tradition. But I hate more now that other states think that they've got a thing that's equal to it and just stop it. Kill Groundhog Chuck. Or what a Buckeye Chuck. Kill that Staten Island Phil dead. Yeah. Larry the Lizard down in Tucson or whatever we do. Kill that idea. There's one. There doesn't need to be more. Stop with the. The. The bad copycats of the things. And it's just I miss the days where. And I don't know that I maybe I think back of, you know, the 1,000 years we've been on the air of when you'd come to work and it was. You didn't have to tie in all the politics and stuff and stories like the one I saw this morning that I learned something and also it was ridiculous used to be where you'd go and it was awesome. A lady gave birth to her baby and went to sleep afterwards and woke up with a fully grown third breast with a nipple on it. And the doctor that was doing the story said, yeah, you know that in the womb. See, you're going to learn today. And it's not going to have anything to do with Mexicans or ice or Trump or it's going to be this and you're going to walk away and you're going to tell this story later. And then somebody's going to go, you can't get away from it. We all have teats in the womb.

[Byron]

A line of milks that could be potential.

[John Holmberg]

I guess so, Brady, because this lady's boob just showed up when she started growing milkers for the baby, Octomom had to be chapped. A third one popped out. So there's potential that you can actually reawaken them up. Reawaken your line of milk ducts that were part of you earlier. And one. That's what, like, a third nipple is. And a lot of times it's like you. It just kind of pops out. She had it, and it was like, half under her armpit. She woke. It's an incredible story and beautiful, really, when you think about it, because. And what's better than just a surprise breast? A brand new one that you didn't have to pay for? Women go to great lengths. Paid thousands and thousands of dollars to get breasts. This lady just grew one in a couple hours.

[Brett Vesely]

Depends on how it looks, though, too.

[John Holmberg]

Ah, well, what's the secret, though? Because if we could harvest how she did it and then, like, scooch it over, you know, it didn't come out saggy and weird. It's brand new.

[Brett Vesely]

So you think it's nice and perky, and I do.

[John Holmberg]

I would like to. I would like to think that. Brett, I don't know why you want to put a wet blanket on this amazing.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm just saying.

[John Holmberg]

Medical anomaly.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, what's this broad look like? Do we got a picture?

[John Holmberg]

All right, now that's where we run into some trouble.

[Brett Vesely]

See, there you go.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna show it to you, and you're gonna be a bigot. She's Asian, so he doesn't think she's.

[Brett Vesely]

She got the teemu Boob.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she got a teemo.

[Byron]

Boo.

[John Holmberg]

Don't do that. Don't. Stop it.

[Brett Vesely]

Sorry to wreck your fantasy over here.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Did they show it?

[John Holmberg]

No, not in the picture. So the jaw dropping discovery came when the consultant dropped. Her name's Mommy. Yas went to mommy's room, and she had given birth. Standard practice to help new moms get the hang of breastfeeding. She said, I breastfed my first baby 1 1/2 years. So, you know, I. I knew what this is about. The nurse isn't going to say anything new to me. But as the two chatted, the consultant mentioned that some women develop the extra breasts. And she goes, it's funny you should say that. And there it was, the invisible strip of tissue. It runs down both sides of the body from the armpits to the groin. And everyone's got it in the womb. And some people are born with tiny amounts of leftover tissue that will stay dormant like little volcanoes. Pregnancy, however, will flip the switch for a lady and the surge of hormones targets breast tissue receptors. So if you've got one that is dormant but active, you can grow a boob. And I've never heard of this before, but I'm for it. She already suspected. She developed some sort of extra breast tissue after noticing a stubborn patch of fat under her armpit that was kind of like. That's weird. Must be part of the pregnancy. And then after a nipple appeared and was ready to milk.

[Brett Vesely]

Wait, the boobs under our arm?

[John Holmberg]

What's kind of. Come on. It's. Give her a break. She's new.

[Brett Vesely]

So that I was, like, a total recall.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I'm hoping for.

[John Holmberg]

All right. But it's not that we have to start.

[Brett Vesely]

They start somewhere.

[John Holmberg]

Somewhere there's a third. Look, get used to. If a girl lifted her arm up, it's like, smell here. And like, well, there's a boob in there. It's. It's like Easter. Oh, little boobs in your arms, like, watch this. And then she goes. And they just show up. You're like, there's boobs. If I told you right now, Brett, I. I met a girl this weekend. Boobs everywhere. You'd be like, tell me more. You're not, like, where were they? You're.

[Byron]

You want.

[Brett Vesely]

I will now, after hearing about under boob.

[John Holmberg]

You're under boob.

[Brett Vesely]

You want to see?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man. You're already down on them. I could see one detached from a woman and think it was awesome. Not like a Dexter way, but you know what I mean.

[Byron]

That would be interesting to see if.

[John Holmberg]

Of course, it would change it up. What do you mean?

[Byron]

With the boobs located, you know, in some other. Like you said, under the boob with that. Brett's like, he's not down with that.

[John Holmberg]

It's a third breast. Beggars can't be choosers here, boy. She's got two in the normal spots, and then the third one shows up. You're like, that's kind of neat.

[Brett Vesely]

Sounds kind of sloppy to me.

[John Holmberg]

Unbelievable. There's no pleasing anybody. Ice out. Just get back to the politics. That's all anybody cares about. Let's do. We'll do a protest. But she's got two normal boobs, and then like. Like a speakeasy look, and it's down. What's that doing there?

[Brett Vesely]

You of all people would be good with an under boob.

[John Holmberg]

If it's a third one, I'm not okay with it. If it's her regular boob and it's under like. Well, that's not where that's at.

[Brett Vesely]

So what happens if it's like a C or something, A C cup hanging under there and then she's walking around like this.

[Byron]

Or flapjack.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there you go. It wouldn't be. It's like an hour old. They don't come out flapjacks. Women ruin them over time.

[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

You ever seen that? Like a Batman. The old Batman series? You know, the TV show, last one? Yeah, yeah. Remember as Remember your Remember when you were young and you were a kid and everything was neat? You got to get that back breath because remember when Batman would walk over to a like A little statue and push it down, and a whole wall would open up. You didn't even know there was a room back there.

[Byron]

Cave.

[John Holmberg]

That's the third. That's what this is. It's. This is third boob that you're like, whoa. She hits, you know, the Shakespeare bust and pushes his nose down. And the next thing you know, third boob. And it's like, look at that. I can put them anywhere. Ah, you're crazy.

[Brett Vesely]

Adam must be out on armpit can.

[John Holmberg]

He would not see.

[Brett Vesely]

Armpit cans are out of all.

[Byron]

He'd be pulling out shark repellent on that.

[John Holmberg]

No, he wouldn't. He would you take it back, Adam. I think I'm going in. I can motorboat in two different spaces. I just need a little deodorant for the third.

[Byron]

There you go. Extra memories. Batman.

[Brett Vesely]

You get right guard for cans now.

[John Holmberg]

I am excited about. I. Ladies. I am. I'm a feminist. If you want to grow a third boob anywhere in your body, I'm not going to judge it. I. I think that it's. You're just. You're trying to talk about pleasing the man.

[Brett Vesely]

Nothing pleasing about that, Robin.

[John Holmberg]

I was with an amazing woman last night. She lifted her armpit.

[Byron]

Holy smok.

[John Holmberg]

Smokes. Batman. What are you doing there? And there was a third breast. I didn't know what to do at first. I stared for a while and then realized it was filled with milk. Nutrients for a young baby boy. I pretended to be that baby boy and was fed thoroughly.

[Byron]

Holy leche Frio.

[John Holmberg]

What? Out with ice, Robin. That's enough of that. In my basement. Now to the secret bat cave. The bat cave was secret. Everything we used to do when we were kids, like all little hidden compartments. Look what I found. A lady grew a third boob in a day.

[Brett Vesely]

And you're saying you're talking about two places to motorboat. You go over there. What happens when the boob has bo?

[John Holmberg]

It doesn't.

[Brett Vesely]

It's under the arm.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

First off, she's, like, Chinese or something. She already smells. Come on.

[Byron]

You think hair's gonna be hanging off at.

[John Holmberg]

You See? There you go, too.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What is wrong with you, man?

[Byron]

I don't agree that I think the boob takes over and it just.

[John Holmberg]

You brought it up. Why can't. Why can't you guys be positive and think, what if it's perfect?

[Brett Vesely]

And what if it's not? No.

[John Holmberg]

Go with the other way. Find it to be perfect. It's a. It's an extra.

[Byron]

It's still an adjustment.

[John Holmberg]

John, if I gave you change for $100 and the change was 60 bucks and I accidentally gave you four twenties and you didn't find the fourth one till it was like wadded up in the bottom and it smelled funny, it's still an extra 20. Same with breasts. No, an extra one is a good one.

[Brett Vesely]

No, because what happens? Like she's gonna be walking around like Randy from A Christmas Story. Can't put her arm down and stuff.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brett Vesely]

No, that's.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, she doesn't. Of all people shouldn't need to walk around doing anything. Lay down, put your arms over your head.

[Byron]

She has two of them under each arm.

[Brett Vesely]

She can walk around kids too. So there you go.

[John Holmberg]

She needs to lay down.

[Brett Vesely]

Are not perfect.

[John Holmberg]

There's the. There is an issue. There you go. She can walk around with her arms.

[Brett Vesely]

I can't put my arms down, Mom.

[John Holmberg]

You guys are making her do jobs. All she has to do is lay down and get photographed. That's it.

[Brett Vesely]

I seen the picture. I don't want to see her later on getting photographed. So there you go.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's bigotry. No, it's not. Like Asian women.

[Brett Vesely]

Nope, not it.

[John Holmberg]

She's actually kind of a pretty Asian lady. Not that they're. That's a bad.

[Brett Vesely]

With how many kids?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. I'm not gonna marry her. Just since she's got three cans and one showed up. Her husband's happy. Okay. She grows a brand new vagina on the back of her knee.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, that's disgusting too.

[John Holmberg]

What? It's brand new. Ah, it's like finding a car in your garage. This isn't my car.

[Brett Vesely]

Jim Rose Sideshow Circus.

[John Holmberg]

Are you watching what is happening? I'm not saying you'll walk her down the aisle the second and call your. Your local. Somebody did. Well, he didn't. Now he got the gift of the three boob girl. Look, you get a brand new vagina on the back of your knee. I'm using it. Not. I'm not marrying this sideshow. But I am gonna use that. Something wrong with you guys. You're too negative. This guy says, typical Jew. How did that happen? Just wants a little more for free. You don't need that.

[Brett Vesely]

Here's the point.

[John Holmberg]

Come on. I'm with Bert. I'm not Jewish. Sound like it. And I have a big nose. Stop it. Yeah, triple double Ds. Come on. There's some people who are getting it. This guy says I'm kind of with Brett on the pit. Okay. Yeah, that's not A nice name.

[Brett Vesely]

Armpit.

[Byron]

Can you have it somewhere else?

[John Holmberg]

Of course. Armpit cans are bad. But when one just pops up out of the blue and it's like, look back. Okay, so go back to my theory of when restaurants just explode into a parking lot and drive away and you're like, that's some of the best food. If it's the same thing. If a shocking barbecue place just pulls up here and puts a pop up. It's a pop up boob. It pops up in your. In your parking lot. You would run down there and try it. That's all I'm saying. It's a pop up boob.

[Byron]

I would say it.

[John Holmberg]

You give it a run. You give it a run. As many things as we've watched on videos in this room and we're still disgusted by it, this one says, john, I understand what you mean. No matter what extra is, it's extra, and you take advantage of that. Even if you hug her, you're already on second base.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

You don't even have to. It's true. I said, burt never tossed to the pause and tossed from total Recall. Hypocrites. Nope.

[Brett Vesely]

Because that boo was in the right space. Right in the middle.

[John Holmberg]

He needs.

[Brett Vesely]

It wasn't under an armpit. Yes, absolutely.

[John Holmberg]

Some symmetry.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

If you have a third boob, it has to line up with you.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't want no freak show.

[John Holmberg]

What if it is lined up? It's just. She's got to lift her arm up a little bit or she's gonna.

[Brett Vesely]

No, because then she's sweating on it and just.

[John Holmberg]

It's just.

[Brett Vesely]

That's hot to go down there and motorboat. And it's just better like Bo.

[John Holmberg]

Glistening, glistening, sweaty breast. Agree to disagree, Brett.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's fine.

[John Holmberg]

You know what? We can't have these convers, so let's go back to politics where it's just easier to get along. I said I saw something hilarious. I was driving down, down to downtown Phoenix. I think it was Saturday, and I'm going down Central, and I saw. I was at the light at, like, Lexington and Central, I think, is what it was. And guys coming out, and he's got his protest upside down American flag, and he's got a sign, ice out, won't stop. That's his one sign, and it's attached to a full upside down American flag. And then he had another sign I couldn't read, but he. You know what was funny? He had all this stuff, and he was walking across. I was gonna go down the street and wander over. He was leaving his house right about. I don't know how to be, like, five, I guess. And I'm sitting there and watching him. I'm like, well, he's. He didn't have to wait for the light. Like, just start. I just get mad and start walking around. Everybody's gotta stop.

[Brett Vesely]

He didn't.

[John Holmberg]

He hit the button. And I just heard, 14 seconds. That thing talks to you. Tell him, don't walk. Don't walk. And he's listening to it. I'm like, you've got all your pro. You're not a very good protester. Like, protesting. And you're listening to this, to the walk, don't walk. Just get that upside down, flag up and start walking around. Everybody would be like, half people be like, yay for you. And happy. Like, oh, this here. But you're gonna walk. You don't need to stop for red lights. You got your protest flag and you're. And he was in his little suit. It was. It was not quite angry yet.

[Byron]

That's a ideal protester.

[John Holmberg]

He was a very organized sort of. And then what he did was. That was great because my top on the Bronco was down. And I looked at him and I just. Because I was staring. I was reading a sign and stuff. And I looked up at him, and he's staring right at me. And I'm like, how you doing? Good. How you doing?

[Byron]

Good.

[John Holmberg]

You're not that mad. You're about to just go crazy. Quarter mile down the road where I passed all those other people standing, but you're about to lose your mind. But right now, you're to.

[Byron]

About.

[John Holmberg]

Things aren't so bad, are they? And I wanted to say to him, I'm like, it's not really that bad if you can walk to it. And you're not mad, but you're only mad when you get there. You seem pretty okay. Like, things aren't that bad. Like, we can make them a lot worse by being crazy. They don't seem that bad when you leave your house. And he was, like, straightening his coat. He had a scarf on. And I'm like, you took time to wear a scarf and it's not even. It's not even cold. That was a aesthetic that was a.

[Brett Vesely]

Bit smooth out there.

[John Holmberg]

He looked like.

[Byron]

Was it a soccer fan?

[John Holmberg]

I would assume if I went back into this guy's house, I would go into his. In his room, and on the bed or the floor would be other outfits he was going to wear. It's like, nah, this isn't working. And that to me is the fun part of the whole. I'm furious. Like, if you're really furious, you just put whatever's closest and you run out with your upside down American flag. This dude had like an outfit and it was just a nice sport jacket, girl. Yeah, he might. And that's another thing I was thinking might be. And that's the real thing I was thinking. He was thinking maybe he's going to meet somebody who. They have a lot in common.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

The only thing I really need in common is the Steelers. You can have your political views and be like, you know what?

[Byron]

That's great.

[John Holmberg]

Good for you. Do you like Steelers? I do. All right. And that's. We're going to get along just fine as long as you're not. Well, even if you are insane, you still. I'll steer it back to Steeler talk and we'll be good because I can do that all day long. But yeah, I don't, I don't think anybody's that fired up until they get to where the fire is. And it was, it was kind of a nice little.

[Byron]

It's kind of like going to the ball game. You got your signs and everything.

[John Holmberg]

You're under control fanatic. Yeah, it is kind of that, that is a good, good analogy. It's like he was leaving his house in his little outfit that he, he looked nice. I'll give him credit. Nice pair of like new dark blue jeans as a kind of a brownish sport coat with a white button up shirt and a scarf. Like a. Not an ascot so much. You know, it's like, you know, when Brad Pitt wants to save the world, he puts this. He wears a little. Yeah, it was a nice little kind of almost. I don't know, it was kind of one of those almost see through curtain type material. That mesh lace. Almost.

[Byron]

You going over for a dinner party?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but he, but on the way over he's gonna stop and scream at people for a little bit and then he's gonna. And then his day is good. And then I always wonder how that has to end. I changed everything. I said, okay, it's 8 o'. Clock. I'll see you guys tomorrow. It's the. It's the two dogs that are guarding the sheep. Morning, Ralph. It's. They're angry only when they want to be in the. It's like a dance floor at a wedding. Nobody dances off the floor. They all. They have to walk to that little weird wooden square, take it to the park, the 14 by 14 parquet and then once you step off of it, if you're dancing, you're an insane person. And that's kind of what the protesting looked like. But I was. You know, that was good.

[Byron]

At least they kept it in a spot.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there were like 40 people on Central in front of some government building. And they're standing just really. And then at 8:00', clock, like, I'm hungry. And they left.

[Byron]

Good one.

[John Holmberg]

I think we got her done. And they had to be a little upset because traffic on Saturday up and down Central wasn't good. There's nobody out.

[Brett Vesely]

Really changed the world. They did.

[John Holmberg]

They died. Well, and then. And then the guy in the ascot's like, anybody want to go get some Thai food? Yeah, sure. It sounds nice. They don't need Mexicans at Thai food places. That sounds good. I know a girl there has got three cans. Oh, and that guy says, yeah, this is a good point, Jonathan. That dude had nothing to be mad at. He's living in that neighborhood. Rich mother effer. That is true. He was coming out of one of them like brownstone looking place. It was actually further down than Lex. It was by the Spaghetti Company. They have those. They're like a million South. Yeah, yeah, South. They have like a million and a half dollars for. I've looked at those before them. I was surprised how much they were. They might even be more now with a 1500 dollar. I was a while ago. At least downtown HOAs are 12, 1500 bucks pretty regularly.

[Byron]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And I'm. That includes cable.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, well then.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you get cable. Everybody loves cable.

[Byron]

It did it. One lakh.

[John Holmberg]

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