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And the doctor that was doing the story said, yeah, you know that in the womb. See, you're going to learn today and it's not going to have anything to do with Mexicans or ice or Trump or it's going to be this and you're going to walk away and you're going to tell this story later and then somebody's Going to go ice. You can't get away from it. We all have teats in the womb. A line of milks that could be potential. I guess so, Brady, because this lady's boob just showed up when she started growing milkers for the baby. Octomom had to be chapped. A third one popped out. So there's potential that you can actually reawaken them. Reawaken your line of milk ducts that were part of you earlier. And one. That's what, like, a third nipple is. And a lot of times it's like you. It just kind of pops out. She had it and it was like half under her armpit. She woke. It's an incredible story and beautiful, really, when you think about it, because what's better than just a surprise breast? A brand new one that you didn't have to pay for? Women go to great lengths. Paid thousands and thousands of dollars to get breasts. This lady just grew one in a couple hours. Depends on how it looks, though, too. Yeah. Well, what's the secret, though? Because if we could harvest how she did it and then, like, scooch it over, you know, it didn't come out saggy and weird. It's brand new. So you think it's nice and perky and I do. I would like to. I would like to think that. Brett, I don't know why you want to put a wet blanket on this amazing. I'm just saying. Medical anomaly. Oh, what's this broad look like? We got a picture. All right. Now that's where we run into some trouble. See, there you go. I'm going to show it to you and you're going to be a bigot. She's Asian, so he doesn't think she's. She got the teu Boob. Yeah, she had a te. Don't do that. Don't. Stop it. Sorry to wreck your fantasy over here. Yeah, she's. Do they show it? No, not in the picture. So the jaw dropping discovery came when the consultant dropped. Her name's Mommy Yaz. She went to mommy's room and she had given birth. Standard practice to help new moms get the hang of breastfeeding. She said, I breastfed my first baby 1 1/2 years. Saying, oh, I knew what this is about. The nurse isn't going to say anything new to me. But as the two chatted, the consultant mentioned that some women develop the extra breasts. And she goes, it's funny you should say that. And there it was, the invisible strip of tissue. It runs down both sides of the body from the armpits to the groin. And everyone's got it in the womb. And some people are born with tiny amounts of leftover tissue that will stay dormant like little volcanoes. Pregnancy, however, will flip the switch for a lady. And the surge of hormones targets breast tissue receptors. So if you've got one that is dormant but active, you can grow a boob. And I've never heard of this before, but I'm for it. She already suspected. She developed some sort of extra breast tissue after noticing a stubborn patch of fat under her armpit that was kind of like. That's weird. Must be part of the pregnancy. And then after a nipple appeared and was ready to milk. Wait, the boobs under her arm. What's kind of. Come on. It's. Give her a break. She's new. So that's like a total recall. Yeah, that's what I'm hoping for. All right. But it's not that we have to start. They start somewhere. Somewhere there's a certain look get used to. If a girl lifted her arm up, she's like, smell here. And like, well, there's a boob in there. It's. It's like Easter. Oh, top. Little boobs in your arms. Like, watch this. And then she goes, bloop, bloop. And they just show up. You're like, there's boobs everywhere. If I told you right now, Brett, I. I met a girl this weekend. Boobs everywhere. You'd be like, tell me more. You're not like, where were they? You're. You want. I will now, after hearing about under boob. You're not the kind of under boob you want, man. You're already down on them. I could see one detached from a woman and think it was awesome. Not in, like, a Dexter way, but you know what I mean? That would be interesting to see if. Change it up. What do you mean with the boobs located, you know, in some other. Like you said, under the boob with that. Brett's like, he's not down with that. It's a third breast. Beggars can't be choosers here, boys. She's got two in the normal spots, and then the third one shows up. You're like, that's kind of neat. Sounds kind of sloppy to me. Unbelievable. There's no pleasing anybody. Ice. Ouch. Just get back to the politics. That's all anybody cares about. Let's do. We'll do a protest. But she's got two normal boobs. And then, like. Like a speakeasy look. And it's down. What's that doing there? You of all people would be good with an under boob. If it's the third one, I'm not okay with it. If it's her regular boob and it's under, like. Well, that's not where that. So what happens if it' like a C or something? A C cup hanging under there. Then she's walking around like this. Or. Flapjack. Yeah, there you go. It wouldn't be. It's. It's like an hour old. They don't come out flapjacks. Women ruin them over time. You ever seen that? Like a Batman? The old Batman series. You know, the TV show. Last one. Yeah, yeah. Remember as. Remember your. Remember when you were young and you. You were a kid and everything was neat? You got to get that back, Brett, because remember when Batman would walk over to a. Like a little statue and push it down and a whole wall would open up? You didn't even know there was a room back there. Cave. That's the third. That's what this is. It's. This is third boob that you're like, whoa. She hits, you know, the Shakespeare bust and pushes his nose down. And the next thing you know, third boob. And it's like, look at that. I can put him anywhere. You're crazy. Adam must be out on armpit can. He would not see, Adam. Armpit cans are out of all. He'd be pulling out shark repellent on that at. No, he would. He would take it back, Adam. I think I'm going in. I can motorboat in two different spaces. I just need a little deodorant for the third. Extra memories, Batman. You get right guard for cans now. I am excited about I ladies. I am. I'm a feminist. If you want to grow a third boob anywhere in your body, I'm not going to judge it. I. I think that it's. You're just. You're trying to talk about pleasing the man. Nothing pleasing about that, Robin. I was with an amazing woman last night. She lifted her armpit. Holy smokes, Batman. What are you doing there? And there was a third breast. I didn't know what to do at first. I stared for a while and then realized it was filled with milk. Nutrients for a young baby boy. I pretended to be that baby boy and was fed thoroughly. Holy leche frio. What? Out with ice, Robin. That's enough of that in my basement. Now to the secret Batcave. The Batcave was secret. Everything we used to do when we were kids like all little hidden compartments. Look what I found. A lady grew a third boob in a day, and you're saying you're talking about two places to motorboat? You go over there. What happens when the boob has bo? It doesn't. It's under the arm. Yeah. First off, she's like Chinese or something. She already smells like food. I don't you think hair's gonna be hanging off at you? See, there you go. What is wrong with you? I don't agree with that. I think the boob takes over and it just. You brought it up. Why can't. Why can't you guys be positive and think, what if it's perfect and what if it's not? No. Go with the other way. Football's biggest game is right in front of us, and you've still got time to get in on the action. 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And guy's coming out and he's got his protest upside down American flag, and he's got a sign, ice out, won't stop. That's his one sign, and it's attached to a full upside down American flag. And then he had another sign I couldn't read. But he. You know what was funny? He had all this stuff and he was walking across. I was gonna go down the street and wander over. He was leaving his house right about. I don't know how to be. Language five, I guess. And I'm sitting there and watching him. I'm like, well, he's. He didn't have to wait for the light. Like, just start. Ah. I just get mad and start walking around. Everybody's got to stop. He didn't. He hit the button. And I just heard 14 seconds. That thing talks to you. Tell him something. Don't walk. Don't walk. And he's listening to it. I'm like, you've got all your protests. You're not a very good protester. Like, protesting. And now you're listening to this, to the walk, don't walk. Just get that upside down flag up and start walking around. Everybody would be like, half people will be like, yay for you. And half people like, oh, this asshole here. But you're gonna walk across. You don't need to stop for red lights. You got your protest flag and you're. And he was in his little suit. He was. He was not quite angry yet. That's a ideal protester. He was a very Organ the law, sorta. And then what he did was. That was great because my top on the Bronco was down. And I looked at him and I just. Because I was staring. I was reading a sign and stuff. And I looked up at him and he's staring right at me. And I'm like, how you doing? Good. How you doing? Good. You're not that mad. You're about to just go crazy. Quarter mile down the road where I passed all those other people standing. You're about to lose your mind. But right now, things aren't so bad, are they? And I wanted to say to him, I'm like, it's not really that bad if you can walk to it and you're not mad, but you're only mad when you get there. Like you seem pretty okay. Like things aren't that bad. Like we can make them a lot worse by being crazy. They don't seem that bad when you leave your house. And he was like straightening his coat. He had a scarf on. And I'm like, you took time to wear a scarf and it's not even, it's not even cold. That was a aesthetic. That was a look to be smooth out there. He looked like. Was it a soccer fan? I would assume if I went back into this guy's house, I would go into his. In his room and on the bed or the floor would be other outfits he was gonna wear. I was like, nah, this isn't working. And that to me is the fun part of the whole. I'm furious. Like if you're really furious, you just put whatever's closest and you run out with your upside down American flag. This dude had like an outfit and it was just a nice sport jacket, girl. Yeah, he might. And that's another thing I was thinking might be. And that's the real thing I was thinking. He was thinking maybe he's gonna meet somebody who. They have a lot in common. Yeah. The only thing I really need in common is the Steelers. You can have your political views and be like, you know what, that's great. Good for you. Do you like Steelers? I do. All right, then that's. We're gonna get along just fine as long as you're not. Well, even if you are insane, you still. I'll steer it back to Steeler talk and we'll be good because I can do that all day long. But yeah, I don't, I don't think anybody's that fired up until they get to where the fire is. And it was, it was kind of a nice little. It's kind of like going to the ball game. You got your signs and everything. Your under control fanatic. Yeah, it is kind of that. That is a good, A good analogy. It's like he was leaving his house in his little outfit that he, he looked nice. I'll give him credit. Nice pair of like new dark blue jeans, kind of a brownish sport coat with a white button up shirt and a scarf. Like a mascot, not an ascot so much. You know, it's like, you know, when Brad Pitt wants to save the world, he puts this. He wears silk sky. Nice little stabs. Nice little kind of almost. I don't know. It was kind of one of Those almost see through curtain type material. That mesh lace almost. You going over for a dinner party? Yeah, but he. But on the way over, he's gonna stop and scream at people for a little bit and then he's gonna. And then his day is good. And then I always wonder how that has to end. Everything I said, okay, it's 8 o'. Clock. I'll see you guys tomorrow. It's the. It's the two dogs that are guarding the sheep. Morning, Ralph. It's. They're angry only when they want to be in the. It's like a dance floor to wedding. Nobody dances off the floor. They all. They have to walk to that little weird wooden square, take it to the park, the 14 by 14 parquet. And then once you step off of it, if you're dancing, you're an insane person. And that's kind of what the protesting looked like. But I was, you know, that was good. At least they kept it in a spot. Yeah, there were like 40 people on Central in front of some government building and they're standing just really. And then at 8:00, I am hungry. And they left. Good one. I think we got her done. And they had to be a little upset because traffic on Saturday up and down central wasn't good. There's nobody out. Really changed the world. They did. They died. Well, and then. And then the guy in the ascot's like, anybody want to go get some Thai food? Yeah, sure. It sounds nice. They don't need Mexicans at Thai food places. That sounds good. I know a girl there is. Got three cans. Oh, and that guy says, yeah, this is a good point, Jonathan. That dude had nothing to be mad at. He's living in that neighborhood. Rich mother effer. That is true. He was coming out of one of them like brownstone looking place. It was actually further down than Lex. It was by the spaghetti company. They have those. They're like a million South. Yeah, yeah, South. They have like a million and a half dollars for. I've looked at those before and I was surprised how much they were. Morning sickness. 28. Can you repe one final football game and it's the biggest on the calendar. But you've still got time to get in on the action. With Underdog, it's dictatolito from the morning sickness. And playing on Underdog is so easy. Go to the app, pick players to go higher or lower on their stats. Get those picks right and you could win 5,000 times your money. So one last game with my team and I'm still riding Sam Darnold, Coober cup and JSN to all go higher on their stats. 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Don't miss the very funny Sam J. And more Josh Wolf. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness here's the news we would be talking about. I'm going to just read the first couple of paragraphs. Okay. There's a sentence that I think will stand out and I have a feeling you'll all react. So married man once explained why he left his wife and then it became a viral sensation. So Kim west had given birth to a son called Ben when she was 19 and she was in California. She was in college and she was, you know, studying to be I don't even know what but she was in college very before placing him up for adoption around a week later. She was from the United Kingdom, so she was studying in California, got knocked up, had the baby, put it up for adoption in 2013. Then Ben the baby decided to seek out his biological mother for the first time Founder and they've stayed in contact the whole time. Sort of a nice story. So she had the baby in what year? I don't know. So the kid was, I mean he was like 20 or something. Were in college I don't know. Yeah, okay. But it says in 2013, Ben founder. And they've had phone calls and everything else. Then they decided, you know what? It was a few years later, we need to meet. It was like 2014, 2015, a couple years after they had first, we need to meet up together. So they tried to arrange times. And here's the sentence that I think is going to stand out. See if you can catch the subtleties. Okay. However, that meeting was different than they expected. What should have been an emotional meeting between mother and son immediately turned sexual. Yep. I knew that was my call. Was it your call? Yeah. If you would ask me what's going to happen. Called your shot on that one. You put that on your. To go that bad. Ben admitted the encounters were so mind blowing, he felt compelled to leave his wife of two years. Oh my God. For mommy. Cuz he could no longer be intimate with his wife because he could only think of his mom. What pornhub video were you watching this weekend? Mind blowing, this. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's bad enough that the whole time you're like, this is my biological mom and this is tight. It'll never be the same. You're so much bigger than your father. Exactly. And then you go back to your wife and you're like, how'd it go? Oh, she's great. I love my new mom. When you can't tell your wife, like, I boned her. It was awesome. And then. So then he goes back into his wife. Yeah. He goes back into his wife. Well, yeah, because he had to. He had to break it off. He hosed the wife a couple times. Like, it's just not the same as. As where I came is what he said. It's crazy. And so he breaks it off with his wife, hoping mom felt the same way. Oh, no, she does. I became even more aware of the fact that she thought I was spending too much time. This is the mom talking. Too much time with Ben. His wife started to get suspicious. She would constantly call him when I. When he. When we were together, supposedly at lunch. Eventually he admitted she was giving him a lot of grief about the time they were spending. And she calls you mummy girlfriend, which they probably laughed. And then she blew him. It says incestuous relationships, of course, are illegal in almost every country. And that's scary to say almost. But they spoke about wanting to have kids, and I think maybe we should step in. I think maybe it's time as a Society calling Dr. Lynn. Yeah. They don't think their situation is Incest. It's a genetic sexual attraction they say supposedly occurs when relatives who meet for the first time as adults experience never knew each other. Right. But they have a connection, and they confuse it for sex. Yeah. For, like, love. Like, intimate love. They felt that. Right, Zach? Yeah. Never. Never. Well, I want to tell you something. I'm glad you're here today. All right? Because the woman that you think is your mom has not been your mom the whole time. We have your real mom here now. Come on, bring her in. She's hot. She' willing to do it if you are. We've paid her a lot of money. Yeah. They said we're. We're like peas in a pod. We were meant to be together. And I know people will say we're disgusting, and that should be able to control our feelings, but when you're hit by love so consuming, you're willing to give up everything for it. And you must fight. And this is her. That's my saying that. Yeah, that's mom talking. No pictures. Yeah. Of. Of Ben. There's Ben. He's a. You know, he looks a little, like, handsome dude. He looks a little incestuous to begin with, to be honest with you. Eyes are a little far. He's happy. And. Yeah, I don't think there is a picture mom, because, I mean, why would she do that? But. Yeah. So just know that that lady you're meeting online, when you have that instant connection, could be from the past and might be your mother. And you know who's happiest about this is Bill Belichick. Because now his relationship doesn't seem so strange. Oh, not at all. You know what's weird about this? So she never happens with daughters. Daughters, first off, very rarely seek out their dads and then meet them. And, like, they usually get mad. They show up mad. Like, they yell, where. Where were you my whole life? They don't, like, feel a sexual connection with them. This is clearly a crazy older woman. And, like, the dude, like, somebody needs to get involved in this, like, immediately. You're saying it's not fair the dad has to groom the daughter. Yeah, and then he'd get in trouble. And that's my point. What I'm getting at is why isn't this lady immediately thrown in jail the way a man would be if his daughter met him after 20 years? Because there was some grooming. Well, sure. Their phone calls and, like, God, I just feel so connected. Well, of course you feel connected. He fell out of your honey hole. Everybody who's been in there you have a connection with. He was in there the longest, but there's no police involved. The whole story is like we're supposed to just go, oh, that's the way things work. That's love. It's love. You can't stop love. Can't start it like a car, can't stop it like a. With a bullet. But if it was a dude immediately going to jail, even if it's not illegal in that country, he's like, nah, we gotta put you away forever. How old are they again? Or he's. Well, it didn't really say. She was nine. I never really gave. Like 2013 is when they found each other and he had been married, I think in 2040, you know, 2242. Well, she was 19. 19. So yeah. So it was a 20 year gap there. That's not so bad. It's pretty good age gap. 2038. So she's expired. Yeah, she's not. Well, then what's he doing? Doing. Yeah, exactly. Just find a mother his own age. E, that's disgusting. Why not a sister? You know, date inside the family. You got to do it. But with somebody your own age. A pervert. Yeah, he says he was. He had to tell his wife. We've had a couple of those. What? Where the brother and sister. Yeah. They meet online. Separate, 22 years later. Where in Indiana is this? No, this is in United Kingdom. So it's the. It says Ben admitted his infidelity to his wife days after meeting his mother and soon moved in with his mom. Took him about. Moved into her flat. Yeah, moved into Michigan. Who. What, they've got accents? Well, he doesn't. She does. Okay. Which is really sexy. So he moved from England to Michigan. Michigan, no. Or the other way around. He was in California. Okay. She moved back to England and then now they're in Michigan together. So when he found her, she was back home in England and he was adopted in California. Can she get instant US Citizenship if they. For Mary and her son? Yeah, it's a good question. I don't know. I don't know. I think it'll work. Could you imagine breaking that to your wife? I'm leaving you. I found someone else. Oh, my God. Who is she? Is it Angela? My friend from work? Work? No. God, no. Yuck. That would be gross. It's my mom. What's mom look like? Do you get a picture? No. No pictures of Mom. She's hot. I bet you he broke that news just for another woman. Didn't tell. You gotta tell. You gotta Say it's your mother. You think I could see him leaving those details out? I'm just leaving you for another woman for right now. Buying time. I think when you're driving around practicing that speech, you go through both. Both the one with her with the mom reveal and without them saying, you want to lay out the whole nine yards. You wanna. I think that's scorched earth. And you have to let her off the hook by saying you can't just say. I think it's the better approach. And then later she finds out it was his mother. Yeah, like she's gonna kill everybody. No, wait. He was married, right? He was married. Yes. Left his young. Yeah. That's who he has to leave. His beautiful young brother. Those legal pages. Papers had to be a little off. Are going to be really crazy. It's not going to be a normal ending. But just, just know in this day and age, it's easy to do a little research, maybe hire a PI and say, you know, if you're not real sure that your. Your husband and mom are actually at lunch and you. You catch him at the day's end and where is. Where is dad in the mix? I mean, you know, he was actually just a. I don't know that you're asking too many biblical questions. Question. The Renaissance Festival is back. Weekends now through March 29th. Be ready to have a great time. Amazing adventure awaits the entire family. New shows, shopping, jousting, nights, non stop feasting. Leave your cares behind. Happiness reigns at the Renaissance Festival. It's fun and affordable. Visit now through March 20th. 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His hairpiece, big baby, got punched off of his head, and instead of trying to flatten it back down, he threw it into the crowd. Well, did you see the guy who caught it? No, courtside. Oh, my God. It's insane. Yeah. No, there's a. There's a video I'll have to send you. Pull it up. Yeah. I have had a mouthpiece fall out at a boxing match and land next to me. Really, really cool. It's an undercard fight. I was on the second row ringside, and a kid got just smashed and his mouthpiece shot out and landed not. Not in my seat, but two seats over. And there it was. And some guy came. Nobody touched it. Nobody wanted. It's gross. Yeah. And then. So some guy came over from a corner. I don't even know if it was that guy's corner, and just picked it up with his gloved hands and walked away. Well, the guy that shot tossed it to. There's a video. He's sitting there ringside. I don't think that he had anyone sitting next to him. And he's just the two bases sitting there. Yeah. You keep that, right? Yeah. That doesn't go back. That is. And he won the fight. Oh, yeah. You know, it was a. It was a. Did he win it? Yeah, it was a. Miller won a split decision, but he lost his toupee. Yeah. Well, the guy who hit him watched his hair flap. If you haven't seen the video, it's great. His hair flaps on an uppercut, and the guy punched him, starts laughing. Yeah. And it's just. And he has to peel it off, and the line of glue is still there. And he just chucks it into the crowd, which is the worst and yet greatest souvenir in the history of sports. He explained that after the fight, he lost his real hair two days earlier when he accidentally washed it with ammonia bleach instead of shampoo. No way. Then he added, I'm a comedian. You have to make fun of yourself. Can't be real. Just shave it off. Then he didn't lose his hair from washing with ammonia bleach. That fight would have been canceled. It's pretty light there. Okay, but. Right. He's bleached his head. That doesn't have that. And then he just. I mean, this dude just knocking that hairpiece off, and then he starts laughing, but he rips his hairpiece off and chucks it because. What else are you gonna do? Oh, my God. But he's lying. He went bald. You don't. Two days ago. I'll tell you this right now, as a bald man. Ammonia bleach. Two days ago, if I'd lost my hair. Let's say if I lost my hair Friday, I wouldn't have had it replaced. No. You're shaving your head today. Yeah. And you guys wouldn't notice with a Velcro dinner plate. Yeah, yeah. The top of it. Like, he kept whatever that is. That's glue. Yeah. Yeah. He kept what was left. Whatever the ammonia bleach did left a nice little border for him to glue his new hair to, and he had to go find it. And plus, you're gonna go into a boxing ring, you're sweating. You'd be so concerned the whole time, your corner would have to say, you did what? Now, see, man, I washed my hair with bleach and ammonia, and then I got no hair. It's like, well, you're just gonna fight without hair? No, I can't let the people see me that way. And then he. And so his corner would have been like, you're going to be distracted the whole time or I. Whoever. The guy's boxing. Yeah. Can he protest? Why? Illegal equipment in the room gave him a benefit, an advantage if he head. Bought him a couple of times. I'll tell you right now, as many times as I've been in sparring matches and things, a dude goes in, clearly with a toupee. It's my goal. I don't care if I lose this fight. I'm going to swing for that thing constantly. I'm not working the body once. I'm going away from the game plan. That toupee is going to at least half fly off. It's all uppercuts. Yeah, it's nothing but uppercuts and strong, whippy hook shots to try to top his head. Why is he washing his hair with bleach and ammonia? Why is it even close to the shower? Is he out of Clarol or something? What the hell is wrong with this idiot? Even in the shower, do you have ammonia bleach? Yeah. I mean, and then confuse it for shampoo. It's just a lie. He just lied. He lost his hair and he's been wearing a toupee the whole time. But not anymore. Now he's free as a bald man. Well, it's almost like the. The Jaylen Brown thing. Oh, yeah. Remember with the spray paint? Pretty great. He sprayed it on. It reminded me of the wnba. Now, this is how cool Dudes are versus women in the wnba. What's her name? Got her hair pulled off in the middle of a thing, got her weave, and then she grabbed her head and ran off the court. Court. In the middle of the game. Her hair fell off. Natasha Cloud. I don't. Come on, man. Okay. Really? What are you doing? What are you auditioning? I know more. I know more WNBA than you do. I hope so. Yeah. I'm a straight male. It's crazy. She went to the broom room. Yes. It was nicot. It was. It was Natasha Cloud. We all know. Yeah, that's her. Yeah, that's one. So she runs off. Her hair fell off. Off someone in the front row and she left the game. Like, where'd she go? I was like, oh, is this. Her hair wouldn't come back. Right. You know, she was horrified. And someone in the front row teased her and got kicked out. A man's hair falls off on a pay per view fight and he's the laughing stock of all the boxing. And there he is with his arms in the air, smiling like you can have it. Yeah, this is the shot. This is the. On a lot, but this is the game. Wnba through the round. Her hair fell off. Watch out. I got to go. That. Oh, no. Oh, no. She going to go. Head to the back. Yeah, she just left. You can't do that. She had to go glue her hair back on. I'm out. Called. You have time out for weaves. Yes. League is ridiculous. Cancel it now and then they kicked the guy out of the game for teasing her. He should be happy about that. Well, thank God. Instead she should have picked her weave up and thrown it into the crowd. It would have been a souvenir. Oh, yeah. To one of the owners of Title 9 Sports Bar. And it would have been a fantastic. I loved every second of that. But see, this is why men's sports has a sense of humor about itself. If your hair falls off in the middle of anything, it's immediately funny, especially if you grab it. Can you imagine that happen in a football game? It's like, you know, we've had just a couple of strands been used. Well, sure, Palomalu's been tackled by his hair, but if it all came off, you would understand because it's attached to his head. But if you found out that Palomalu had a weave and somebody tackled and it came out, it's like it's a weave. Everybody take his helmet off and cry. And then Troy grabs the weave and runs into the locker room. You'd Be like, oh, Troy's never gonna come back again. This isn't good. Holmberg's morning sickness. Couple of basis fun facts. The hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe. Octo preference refers to the eight points. But the thorpe is a mystery. One theory claims that it comes from an old English word for village because it looks like a village surrounded by eight fields. The crown jewels contain the two biggest cut diamonds on earth. They both came from the culinan diamond. 3,106 carats. It was found in South Africa in 1905. All right, last one is you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from two miles away. Who can? You. You think I can't? Yeah. You don't have to. Unless I'm on one side. Yeah. Do you have your hearing aid going? Yeah. You're not going to hear that whale heart. How would I know, Brady, if you heard the blue whales have heart? If I was just in a. What do you hear? Near, far, wherever you stick your head under the water. That's what he gotta do. Yep. Like, what was that? What was that, bro? I heard a blue whale. And you gotta convince the people you're surfing with it's a blue whale within two miles or heard it. Like he's lost. He's. Zach gets it. Cuz we. We hear it every day. But hearing him having a new guy sit here going, come on, what's wrong with him? Well, also, how close are you to a blue whale? That. Two miles. Two miles. Are you going to be in a position in the ocean? If you're any closer, get out. If you're any closer, you know you want to stay out of the way. Brady loves to dive and freestyle swim in the ocean. And occasionally when he hears the. The. The haunting heartbeat of a blue whale, he has to get back in the boat. We gotta get out of the water. Why? I just heard a blue whale's heartbeat. There's no way Brady would treat that like the. Like the lifeguards in Jaws. Everybody out of the water. You can't. No, you can't. That's one of those facts you throw out there and nobody's ever gonna check up on it. That's just garbage. I've heard it. You haven't. Nobody ever has. And if they did, they didn't know. They just thought somebody dropped some. Something. You can't hear a blue whale's heartbeat for two miles unless you're another blue whale. Lion's roar is five miles. Come on. What? No. Yeah, that's what they say, I've been in the mgm. I've been in the MGM where they had lions. And people are like, lions are freaking out. You can't hear them. In the. In the casino you can hear lions roar. No, you can't. I've been in rooms with lions. Lions. And they're roaring. And I had to go run to see it because I couldn't hear it. I wanted to get closer. I wouldn't. Five miles away. Read it to lead. I know it'll be up there. But again, these are those facts that Brady and all his zoo animal people throw out. And none of them are quantifiable. I know none of that. That was what I was saying. A lion's roar is incredibly powerful, capable of being heard from as far as five miles, eight kilometers away. No. It is considered as one of the loudest sounds made by any animal reaching up to a home. 114 decibels. You. We would hear it at the zoo. We're close enough. Yeah. Nope. Never heard one. Nope. They're not allowed to. I've ridden my bike with you. They got shot by the zoo Papago. They got shot callers. That's fine. They still roar like a bar. See, this is why these. They do not. This is why the COVID Clear and get us out of that lawsuit. I was. I was joking. King, you're an idiot. You can hear a car start for over 20 miles. You can't. You just. You know what you did? You know what these dummies did that somebody heard we eat it. And then they got in one of those weird Toyotas and they just drove and they. Five miles later they saw a lion. That has to be the one. And then they thought you took that five miles away. It's a garbage ghost in the darkness or something. Garbage. Where did you learn that garbage? Stat. Columbus Zoo. At the zoo. Jack. Hannah told you that nonsense. Five miles. If you're within five miles of a zoo, you'd hear it. Yeah, you can. I mean, you could hear it outside. No, you couldn't. From the Columbus zoo. You know, 33. You could. No, you couldn't. You couldn't. That's exactly what they sound like, too. It's a line at the zoo. Thank you. It's in one line with Hair Lip. He ate jelly beans. And. Yeah, he was born with a cleft palate. Those are. Those are stats that are just stupid people. Stats that get thrown out and then. But you know, this is how you know you're boring is when you throw one out and People go, yeah, and they just move on with their life. I don't want to hear another word that guy says. So you just agree with them instead of. What I do is like, that's. That's absolute horse. You need. You need to have it proved. Let's. Let's stand outside. I'll just. We'll drive right up Galvin Parkway and stand outside the zoo. Cue the lion. Yeah. Ow. Hours, and I'll just stare, make sure they could get it to roar. Then you'll be going. Maybe that was it. Yeah. You go inside and you pay somebody a couple hundred bucks. Go get that lion pissed off. If I hear it, I'll give Brady my car. We wouldn't. I'll make some calls. It's a garbage stat for uninteresting people. It's a test, actually. What Brady just gave you was a fun fact, is if you want somebody to stop talking to you, give them that one and they'll walk away. That's great. I'm gonna go talk to somebody else for a little while. You just nod your head and go, yeah. Cool. You know that the roar of a lion can be heard for over five miles? This guy's an idiot. All right. Say, it's nice meeting you, Brody. You too. My man can hear a whale's heartbeat for two miles in the water. That's not like Zach said. When is that ever going to affect me? Ever? Why do I care? John, I gotta say, I played Papago one time, and I know it's not five miles, but I heard those lines. Lions. No, you didn't. You heard a car go. First off, don't bull. You're cruddy. I heard it once. Stories. When there's freeways closer. You heard cars. There's too much noise in the air around here for a lion's roar to cut through the. The noise pollution. Jackass says it was very early morning with no cars driving by. Very quiet. Also, Happy Monday and let's go, Hawks. He's a CEO. That's why he read it. So he's retarded, too. He just put that one in. Yeah. Your neighbor Laser just texted and says sometimes at night I can hear Brady's heartbeat, but then the CPAP turns on and drowns it out. Yeah, that's probably true. It gets a little loud at your place. We're going to go stand by that. That zoo. We'll go in the zoo. There'll be no. There'll be no lions roar. If they do, we won't hear it. Oh, you can Hear it? You can't. You have to be close. I would say you have to be thousand feet. Oh, for sure. Yeah. In the zoo. Quarter miles. In the zoo. Yeah. And even still, you'd be like, what was that? Five miles? That's insane. Think about it. In the Serengetti, it's pretty flat. Golfing at Papago, I guess, Right? I believe it. That guy didn't hear somebody's hellcat. I got to get there early in the morning. Somebody texted that in also. Wouldn't you then hear everything on the Savannah? Yes. Oh, yeah. You hear lots of sounds, but I. The lion roar is the loudest one. Hey, wait a minute. That was at least five miles away. That was five miles away. I think that's one of those kookaburras. It's a ceiling bird. Holmberg's morning sickness. All right, here we go. Who's on the phone to start? We'll start with Don. Don, are you there? Yeah. Welcome to Brady Gras 2026. Say Happy Birthday to Brady and then by, by a proxy, to Kevin Ray. Happy birthday, Brady and Kevin Ray. That's right. Thank you. That's Kevin Ray's son, Zach, representing his dad, Kevin. All right, gentlemen, discuss as a tandem, the three of. What is your name again? Don. What do you do for a living? Mechanic. A mechanic. All right, Don, you and Brady and Zach will now discuss which topic you'd like. General knowledge, geography, science, history, food and drink, pop culture, sports, animals, literature, comedy, kid friendly, math, technology. Pick a topic for the Wonder Bible. Good discussion so far between the teammates. See, Ray, once you pick the first topic. Let's go. Let's go. Geography, Geography to start it off, for the Wonder Bible. All right, you don't have to buzz in or anything, but discuss between the three of you. Here we go. In what country would you find? Mount Kilimanjaro. And what country is Mount Kilimanjaro? Discuss it if you need to, Don. If you're on your phone. Well, no. Africa to continent. South Africa. South Africa. Yes. Don, do you like that he wants to go with Brady right away. Don's checked in and said whatever. Brady says you like South Africa, too? Oh, say goodbye to the Wonder Bible. Tanzania. Hands and. Oh, don't do that, Brady. Don't. Oh, that was your second guess. And don't lie to me. And don't think that the Tasmanian Devil didn't spin in your head when I said Tanzania. And it's not even close. Sorry about that, Don. These guys did nothing for you. No Wonder Bible for Anyone? Goodbye, Don. Next on the list, I believe it's Isaiah. Isaiah, are you there? There? Yeah. Very excited on a Monday. Isaiah, say hi to Brady and Zach. You are playing Brady girl. Brady. Yo. Okay. All right. Just keep Isaiah on. Also, I'd just been reminded by Sherry, the Jew from the Suns, that last night it was Zach's job to bring a cake to the after the game thing for so Kevin could have a nice cake and we'd sing Happy Birthday to him. Him screwed Sherry out of some cake. Sherry didn't get it and Zach didn't get it, so it was the worst birthday party I've ever been to. And everybody left but me and Sherry and Mark. It was bad. All right. Sorry, Sherry. What's his name? Isaiah. What do you do for a living, Isaiah? I'm around. All right. What's that? What's that? I like that answer. What are you getting? B. 100 grand a year. Being around. Oh, yeah. You know, another time out. Are you a drug dealer? No. Connoisseur of goods. Yeah. You're a drug user? Tweaker. You're a tweaker. Stealing stuff. Are you in meth right now? No, not right now. It's too early. Okay. You got to draw lines. You got to draw lines. Pharmaceutical category. I don't know what you guys are going to do with this one. All right, here we go. You've already used geography. Sorry. Sorry. You were terrible at it. Pick another topic, please. Let's go with the general knowledge. General knowledge. Let's do food, Said the crackhead. When? When you feel great. Tax season's coming up here. I'm sure you got your W2s. What do you write for? Occupation on your tax. Oh, you're not paying taxes. Who am I fooling? What is your occupation? Employed. Just. You just write employee. For employment. You write employed. You just answer it with yes. Yes. It works out. Yeah. They call back. What was your answer? What was your last job, Isaiah? Last job? I worked at a bakery. So you were cooking? No, I was baking. All right. I was putting my fingers in the dope. Okay. Can only imagine how. Baking. All right, here we go. Good luck. Would you like to know what you're playing for, John? Yes. What are we playing for, Richard? All right, John. Boys, you're playing for the bowl light. Turn your toilet into a nightlight. It's ocean activated. Handy toilet light. Soft white light, won't wake you. It has auto on, off, and it fits in the toilet. It easily hooks on and comes in seven colors. Yeah, so do I and it is currently at 35 off 12.94 on the. As seen on TV. All right, are we ready? Isaiah and the boys, it's time for a little bit of. What was it? General knowledge. All right, we'll start with this question. What is the world's largest retailer as of 2026? Amazon. Oh, Jesus Christ. The crackhead says Amazon. Do you want to go with him? Yeah, let's go with it. Yeah, he's very excited. I think we might have to give. I'm sorry. Walmart still holds it all. Walmart's still the one. I like Isaiah. He's uncracked, so he's at a disadvantage. Let's try another one. I think he'll know this one, Isaiah. Yeah, one more. Yeah, that's right. To bounce us back, Isaiah has to answer this. Right? Okay, Isaiah, what day of the week does the Jewish Sabbath begin? Oh, let's say, oh, Saturday, Friday. I am not getting any help. Nope, this is just you. Okay, okay, okay, okay. One second. I'll tell you right now. You've said it. What is it? Oh, let's say, type fast. Google, hurry up. Let's say Saturday. Oh, it was the other one. It was Friday. Sorry about that. All right, well. No, no. Google says yes. No, you don't. He's lost his mind. All right. No. Anyway, you've got plenty of time to shower up and go to the des and get your check. Yeah, exactly. Enjoy the blade today. Holmberg's morning sickness. All right, next one. We got tweaky back. Philip. Isaiah. Oh, Isaiah. Isaiah, you're back. Yeah. Okay, great. It's not because you had somewhere to be. You have plenty of time on your hands. He's employed. He's employed. Yeah, yeah. Yes, I'm working right now as I'm speaking to you guys. Are you. How much you selling it for? I know normally a guy like you says, I'm working right now and his mouth is full, so I'm surprised you're talking on the phone. All right, here we go. The topic that you would like. We've already gotten rid of music. We've got movies, we've got tv. What else we got still in the list? Sports, science, tech. What do you got, boys? Let's go. Movies. Movies? You want to go with movies, Isaiah? I don't think it's going to last longer. I don't think this matters too much. Oh, I'll laugh around. All right, here we go. Which of the Harry Potter films is the highest grossing? And I don't need the full name. Just go 1, 2, 3, whatever. Which of the. I'll give you multiple choice. 1, 2, 3, or 4. If I say something, is that my final answer? No answer the guys. Yeah. If I ask a number, can you check the name of it? Yeah. Is four Order of Phoenix? It is. I'm gonna go four. He says four. Really? Four in. Because. What was it? Goblet of Fire? Order of Phoenix was the one with Robert Pattinson. Yeah. Isaiah likes the Sorcerer's Stone. Yeah. Because he likes anything rock shaped. Because Order of Phoenix was the first one that Voldemort appeared in. I want to pick it up. Okay, let's go with Order of Phoenix. Order the Phoenix, number four. You all right with that, Isaiah? He says Sorcerer's Stone. Well, he's pretty. He's pretty. What do you think? Yeah. When's the last time he's got all day? He probably watches it three or four times a week. Fine. Let's go. Yeah. Sorcerer's Stone. From Isaiah the lunatic. I'm sorry. No, it was the Deathly Hallows Part 2. The second one was the biggest. Oh, we're keeping him on the line for a little bit. Let's. All right. The same rules apply as last time. If you answer this, it comes back to you win again. Right. So just. You. All right, Isaiah. Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm not. All right, here we go. Who played Barbie in the 2023 movie of the same name? Oh. Oh, my God. Are you typing it? Don't be a dick, Isaiah. Play along. No typing. I'm promised no typing artist. Same name as the Barbie. Who played Barbie? You're asking your phone right in front of us. No, I swear. I swear I'm not. I swear. He's got two phones. He's got two phones. Yeah. Let's see, man. No, I really ain't. I wish I looking it up. I can't get no help, no hint. Who played Barbie, like, two years ago? Mar. Everywhere. What you say? Mar. Roy? Something like that. It's something like that because you're reading it, but nice job, jackass. You're the worst actor I've ever been on the phone with. All right. Was it Margot Roby? That seems to be something that popped into my brain the second the phone started. Said, all right. All right, Jackass. Isaiah. Here we go. We're going to try, I'll give you that. That's one. You guys are back on the board with Isaiah. I want to get him the prize. What are we playing for? The Drain stuff. That's what he needs. Something under anything that comes out from underneath the sink, he needs. That solves it. All right, here we go. Ready? Who played Oppenheimer in Oppenheimer? Is it still just him? No, it's all you, Killian Murphy. Is this the group effort? Effort? Yeah, yeah. Hold on. Let's. No, no, no. Go ahead. I don't know. Oh, good. I'm glad you joined the group then. Thanks for announcing. Is this a group effort? Because I don't know. I love it. Brady, you like his answer? All right. That's right. I believe it is. Let's check with Isaiah. What does your phone say? Yeah, did you get that one? I can't use my phone right now. Hands free. Liar. All right, here we go. Oppenheimer. Yeah, Barbenheimer. That's right. Same weekend that Barbie and Oppenheimer came. It was Barbenheimer. All right, let's go. Isaiah. Oh, getting out of the car. Are you okay, Isaiah? Yes, I'm cool right now. One second. I'm ready though. Here we go. Sounds like the chirping. Name one of the three kittens in Disney's the Aristocrats. Wow, You read it wrong. I said pussy. One of the three kittens in Disney's Aristocrats. Let's go with. He wants to go with. Are you guys going with. You want the crackheads? Brady. Brady knows. I'll go with Brady. Final answer. Brady, he's yours. And final answer. He'd like to go with Brady's answer pussy as his final answer. This guy's out of his brain. I love him. Where are you? I'm driving. I'm at the food truck in front of your guys office. Oh, awesome. All right. Is that that red dot on Brady's head? What's going on? Can I suggest maybe a throw in prize if Isaiah makes it all the way? What do you mean makes it all the way? They're not getting past this. Will you take Isaiah to the Rah room? Hell no. Oh, my God. Jeez. Mine don't take him down there. Take him to the Boom boom room. Take him to boom Boom Room. Anything. Brady, I go. I don't know. I'll give you. I'll give you multiple choice. All right, ready? After sun, Marie, Miranda, Carey. I like Marie. I'm leaning towards Marie, but Isaiah, what about you? Yeah, after sun, Miranda, Carrie, Marie. Let's. Let's go with Marie. He likes Marie. Isaiah, you good with Marie or you still want to lean on. Oh, Miranda. He likes Miranda. That was his favorite one. Yeah, sounds like a. What? You know, it's like a cat's name from a Disney special. Yeah, I have a feeling you would call Isaiah and go, I'm so sorry. Your entire family was killed last night. Been a terrible, terrible mix up. You're the one with the brain cancer. I did like Miranda. And this is a guy who probably accidentally watched the Aristocrats yesterday. Let's go with it. Miranda. All right, we'll go with Miranda. All right. Miranda's the final answer from the three. It was Marie. Are you guys listening to the crackhead Trust you idiots. All right, sorry. We're gonna let you go now. Isaiah, you're in sense. He did the that on purpose. Yeah, says John. I know this is the point and I still love the segment, but God, am I dumber for having to listen. Isaiah is out there with us driving around. He's in a car. He's in 2 tons of moving metal legally operating a vehicle. Hopefully he was parked. Yeah, he's. He's flying. What was the. What was the guy with the leg? Kenny. Kenny. Kenny is a safer driver than. Yeah, everything about Kenny seems safer now. Maybe not before. I wonder if Kenny was swerving to avoid Isaiah and that's how his leg fell off. All right, you got one more. Careful in that hell. All right, we'll try one more. It's John. John, are you there? Yes, it's John. Are you also on crack cocaine, John, or are we clear? I am not. All right. I am not. Happy birthday, Brady. Thank you. Birthday K. Ray. Thank you. Would you like to go? I'll let you guys pick. Anything you want. Anytime. Topic. Any of them. What do you got? We'll go with Brady. What do you think, man? Drink wants go back to food and drink. Food and drink. Food and drink is okay. Another pul. Itching for some animals. All right, I'll just. Yeah, let's go. Some animals. Animals again. I got them right in the first place. Well, you didn't. You actually never said that. You. You said it's not an animal. It was determined that that's a mammal and was animal. It's not an animal. It's a mammal. And when they asked animals besides that, the question was longest, not biggest. That's different too. And then the anteater is the. The other one that they say and you never said that. And how long is the blue whale? It's a. It's a large tongue, but it also said animal. And then the thing and I read it that they don't consider it that a Tongue in a blue whale's mouth. Gosh. All right. It's similar, but it's a pal or a plate for food. Smashing. Okay. It's different than the tongues we're talking about. And I knew he'd get cocky about it because he can't be wrong about animals and often is. All right, we'll go with animals then. Ready? Here we go. What are we playing for? Yeah, what are we playing for there? Oh, find the prize. Well, I've got something if we still want to give the. The chemicals there. No. Oh, that's a cool fan, though. Playing for the turbo pump, John. 1999. This automatic cordless powered liquid transfer pump has an auto stop sensor that detects when a tank is full. You can transfer gas, water, oil, and more without the mess. Transfer over a gall in just seconds. Run out of gas. That's pretty neat. Could have used that. We can get Isaiah back on the phone. He'd have all the uses for that thing. That's neat. All right, here we go. Animals. John, are you there still? Yes, I'm still here. All right. Yep. On average, within 10 either direction. How many teeth does a dolphin have? 10 on either direction. Yeah, I'll give you 10. I'll give you a leeway of 20. Really? If you're within 20, I'll give a lot. There. It's got to be a lot. There's a lot. I'll tell you it's a lot. You said 10 to 12. If you're within. I'll even say if you're within 20 on either end. I'll give it to you on 20. 20 on either side. 80 seemed like 40 on. I'm gonna tell you, shooting low. I'm gonna just give you the hint that you're shooting low. Shooting low on each side. I'm gonna double it. Go with 180. Not doubled, but whatever. But you know, it's good Isaiah math. I'll go a hundred. He says a hundred teeth. I was gonna say 95. 95. John, what do you think? What's the difference? I'm thinking. I still wanna. Yeah, right. We'll go with Brady. We'll go with 100. Brady says 100. You're all right with that? Yeah. I should have gone with any of them. 240 teeth in a dolphin's mouth. I'll give you another chance. That's a tough one. Let's go again. Cool. Thank you. All right, let's try again. What color are flamingos when they're black? Born? I'll ask it Right now. White. White. Black, Gray or pink? White. Black. Gray or pink? Yeah. Why is this funny? What's racist about this? I was. I'm laughing at him laughing. I'm going with white. It's a white like white. I was gonna go gray, but he likes gray. John, do you have an answer? I like gray, too. I like gray, too. All right, gray is correct. Gray is correct. That's one, boys. Nice job. Nice job. There we go. All right, all right. What is the bird featured on the flag of Mexico? And seeing them a lot with these ice protests. The bird on the flag of Mexico. Golden eagle. Golden eagle. And the eagle. You like eagles? Yeah, I like that too, man. Eagle is correct. Well done. Eagle is right. Nicely done. Here we go, boys. It's three, right? Yep. Playing for that weird, Weird tweaky, right? Yeah. I'll give you one. We'll win at three. I don't have time for this anymore. How many brains? And I'll give you within one. Does a giant pacific octopus have? How many brains? Oh, I've heard this. I've heard this before. It is multiple. Well, that would be the brains. Brains is the dead giveaway with that. Like, how many brains, can I ask, is within 10? Yep, within 10. I'll give it to you within 10. Within 10. Oh, within 10. Yeah, I know there was like, it's at least. At least seven. It's six or seven. Well, if I'm giving it to you within. And I'm not Googling anything either, too, by the way. Ways. By the way, guys, I was initially going to say six. Now I'm just going to take away my within 10. If you guys are going to guess that low. If there's eight legs, would there be one for each leg? And then. Okay. Brain would be 9 or 9. 9. Let's go 9. Like 9. 9. I don't know if there's a brain per leg, but nine is correct. Well done. I didn't like to end on that one. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.
This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness dives into the crew’s unique blend of irreverent humor, odd news stories, audience interaction, and deadpan banter. Topics range from bizarre medical phenomena and uncomfortable viral news to pop culture quiz games with listeners. Throughout, host John Holmberg and regulars Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo keep the pace brisk and the tone playfully caustic, poking fun at each other, their callers, and the world at large.
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| Segment | Approx. Timestamp | |---------------------------------------------------------|-------------------| | Bizarre Third Boob Story | 01:11–08:28 | | Protesting for Fashion | 11:24–16:24 | | Incestuous Viral News, ‘Genetic Attraction’ | 18:12–27:57 | | Boxing Hairpiece Incident | 29:27–35:34 | | Animal/Loudest/Weird Science Facts | 35:52–41:32 | | Listener Call-In Quiz (“Brady Gras 2026”) | 43:38–62:15 |
Best enjoyed if you like your morning radio with a side of thoughtful immaturity, snark, and Arizona-local flavor.