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Brett Vesely
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Kevin Ray
Still streaming H's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com get the entertainment drill out of the way before we do that. Ladies and gentlemen, Kevin Ray. Sun set in the whole damn morning and didn't annoy us hardly at all. Excellent job.
Brady
I failed him. I failed him.
Kevin Ray
You did. You failed him at the end?
Zach
Yep.
Kevin Ray
When you said Omar Khan, general manager of the Steelers, was the snake.
Zach
Keep the end, don't drop the end.
Kevin Ray
That's right, dropping. And don't ever drop the end. In this room, if they say drop the end, like, no, I crossed him.
Brady
Over with sheer con.
Kevin Ray
I don't know what you mean. You can make an excuse all you want, it's just still a loss. Work harder next time. And know your jungle Book. That's what I say. But you say the words jungle book and then say drop the end. I have to stop the room and say, I want to keep our jobs here. Boys, don't do that. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends at the Schwartz Laser Eye Center. Your dad also. Yeah, Kevin Ray. I've been there. They take care of everybody. The official team doc for the Suns and the Diamondbacks. And they'll give you that consultation you've been aiming for. Get those glasses and contacts out of your life for good and go see what Dr. Jay Schwartz has in store for you. Get a plan together, get your vision back without those crutches and get you on the path of seeing super clear and super bright in no time at all. What are you waiting for? Teamidoc.com it's the Schwartz Laser Eye Center. Brady, Entertain me.
Brady
NHL NHL tickets have gone up increased. They're selling a lot more this year.
Kevin Ray
Not increased in value, but they have better sales sales ticket sales.
Brady
And on the according to the platform seatgeek they think the one reason is because of the show he did. Rivalry.
Kevin Ray
Oh yeah, you think that's why people are going to hockey games?
Brady
I don't try to analyze three different week long periods during the season so far. Compared it with the same time last year. Ticket sales were up 24% the same time in the first episode air of.
Kevin Ray
The HBO this may be the first time. This is the first time I think that the gay agenda is revealed and actually is real. Because if they think that two dudes bfing constantly on a Netflix special is going to make me go geez, you know, I haven't seen the Mammoth and Hurricanes play in a while. I better go get some tickets.
Brady
There's an increase of first time purchasers and no way. Solo ticket sales.
Zach
Solo ticket sales.
Kevin Ray
Dudes to go beat off the hockey players.
Zach
I was initially gonna say it's a lot of girlfriends dragging their boys.
Kevin Ray
That could be that girls might be interested now because they think that hockey players all do it after the game. There's hardly any hockey in that series. A little bit.
Zach
It's apparently like 5% hockey.
Kevin Ray
It's 95% porn. I mean I could barely finish so gay. Well these guys. Please just turn the other one around so I can pretend better. They're in good shape. I'll tell they're they look fantastic, you know, playing tummy sticks on tv. But I'd rather I wanted a little hockey on it. You want to watch a good hockey show at Shoresy? It's a great hockey show. Letter Kenny too. But Shoresy is. Yeah, it's classic.
Brady
Watch some Shorzy Universal announced Friday that the forthcoming sequel of the Fast and Furious franchise has got a title. Fast forever is this 11 now 10.
Brett Vesely
11.
Brady
Is it 10?
Zach
I think they had the last one.
Brett Vesely
Fast 10 or something.
Brady
No, the last one was fast 10.
Zach
Yeah, that's right.
Kevin Ray
Number 11.
Zach
I wonder if they're gonna go to space again this time.
Kevin Ray
That was pretty awesome.
Zach
It's ridiculous.
Kevin Ray
We're off in space now, aren't we?
Announcer
Did he do the dive out of space back into the atmosphere on that one?
Kevin Ray
They jumped back to Earth from outer space in a Camaro. Yeah. Or said, go to.
Zach
Last good one was fast five.
Kevin Ray
Yeah, that was a good one.
Brady
Which one was that?
Zach
When they're in. When they're in Rio.
Kevin Ray
Oh, that's right. They were good.
Zach
That was actually the last good one.
Kevin Ray
I think the last good one was Tokyo Drift. Nobody likes it. It's underrated.
Zach
Well, because it's not.
Kevin Ray
All the cast was gone. Yeah.
Announcer
It's not canon.
Kevin Ray
Yeah, that's right. That's right. He's not wrong.
Brady
Kim Kardashian is reportedly dating F1 star Lewis Hamilton, who was linked with Kendra Kendall Jenner a decade ago.
Kevin Ray
No. Slamming a couple of the same family. Is that a thing? Could you do that? What, you bang a sister and then a few years later, bang the other one? I mean, in relationships, maybe you do it on the sly, but you'd never, like, come back to the family and go, I'm back, but I'm with this one.
Zach
Well, there's been a lot of family talk.
Kevin Ray
Hey. Yeah. Oh, it's good to see you. We missed you when you were boning my other daughter. We never thought we'd see you again.
Brett Vesely
Unless it's not Chloe.
Kevin Ray
Yeah, that's. That's like a heated rivalry.
Brady
Evidently, Elon Musk is upset at Matt Damon's movie coming out, the Odyssey, because Helen of Troy is. Is black.
Kevin Ray
Oh, he doesn't like that.
Brady
Yeah, he's like. Well, it's not accurate historically.
Kevin Ray
Face that launch. That's what, a thousand ships.
Brady
Yeah.
Kevin Ray
Elon says, cannot be a black woman.
Brady
Yeah, well, he said they described her in the Iliad. She's blonde hair.
Kevin Ray
Is she real?
Brady
Fair skin.
Kevin Ray
Helen of Troy claiming she's a real person or. I don't know that story. I know that she's the one that.
Announcer
Yeah. I don't know if she's real either.
Kevin Ray
She was so hot, war started. But Elon's basically saying, no way a black girl would have this, and that's because he's South African and they're racist.
Brady
Molly Ringwald says the classic John Hughes teen movie shouldn't be remade. Hughes didn't want them remade anyway. No, but a lot of them, they'd have to change it up. A lot of stuff wouldn't work in there today.
Kevin Ray
Pretty universal, don't you think?
Brady
It'd be cancelable. Some of the material, like Breakfast Club.
Kevin Ray
Doesn'T have anything that's too.
Zach
I was gonna say what part.
Kevin Ray
They're sort of evergreen.
Brett Vesely
He puts his face in her skirt.
Kevin Ray
Oh, yeah, but he was. It was gross when he did it.
Brett Vesely
No, I know, but I'm just saying.
Kevin Ray
Like, it was now.
Brett Vesely
It would be cancelable, though.
Kevin Ray
Yeah, but I think it was then. Like, I don't think you were allowed to put your face in woman's skirt back then.
Brett Vesely
Think about all those 80s movies.
Kevin Ray
Oh, sure, people did it. Yeah, yeah, but I'm pretty sure it was frowned upon.
Brett Vesely
Well, yeah, but I'm just saying, movie.
Kevin Ray
Wise, if it wasn't, I'd have been doing it, is what I'm saying. I didn't know that you could do that. If I did, I'd have taken my chances. He was a gross character. So I think that. I think people would be like, you can't do that. I think that holds up. I think Breakfast Clubs, I don't know.
Brett Vesely
Which one's, like, Home Alone, Borrowing the underpants.
Kevin Ray
Maybe that Sixteen Candles.
Brady
That's guts.
Kevin Ray
It'll bar your underpants. And then. Oh, and then the rape scene of the prom queen in the car.
Brady
Yeah.
Announcer
Did I like it?
Kevin Ray
Yeah. Yeah. He bones her and then she turns and says, did I like that? Yeah. They couldn't do that.
Brady
Deftones sold most of their music rights to Warner Music Group. What do you think they unloaded?
Kevin Ray
Deftones?
Brady
Yeah.
Kevin Ray
100 million, half mil.
Brett Vesely
60 or.
Brady
I mean, between 41 million to 75.
Kevin Ray
Deftones. That's pretty good. All right. That it?
Brady
Yeah.
Kevin Ray
Are you sure? What were you gonna do? He was looking down. This is a constant.
Brady
Belichick's girlfriend, Jordan. Huge bash for him on the same day as the football hall of Fame induction ceremony.
Kevin Ray
Didn't get in. Yeah, she's throwing one back at it. She's going to make it an Instagram moment.
Brady
Maybe we can get some invites.
Kevin Ray
And you know who doesn't care? Bill Belichick. Getting all that sweet, young boom. I don't care about any trophies. I got plenty of those. He's fine. He's everyone's idol. No one's allowed to say so, but everybody's like, he's eating wheels of Puhl. Oh, man, he is. He's getting the donkey milk all day, tons of it. And does not care. I read an article this weekend where he was. Do not care what anybody thinks of this. And I am living the happiest I've ever been. It's never. Bill Belichick smiles constantly. When did you ever see that? Ever?
Brett Vesely
Why wouldn't you look at that?
Kevin Ray
Exactly. You're supposed to say it's gross. Ew. But like, Zach knows when you bone somebody like three times your age, it can be fun. Age is a number. People are happy. Big whoop.
Zach
Well, there was a thing going around that that's why the voters didn't vote them in.
Kevin Ray
Yeah. Rumors. With a. Oh, it's part of it. The 24 year old.
Byron
Yeah.
Kevin Ray
I mean, it's more Spygate, but they probably threw in there. And then he'd bring that girl along with that little girl. Well, that's the bigger problem is all those old players are like, got to bring their wives in and then that's a constant reminder of their age and they're going to get mad. He's not allowed over at anybody's house anymore. You can't have. Not at all. You can't bring your 24 year old cheerleader girlfriend to your 70 year olds. Yeah, like, this is my new one. I love that her parents like him so much. They didn't. That wasn't even awkward. And they're in their 40s.
Brett Vesely
It's better than the deadbeat musician she was probably dating before that.
Kevin Ray
Exactly.
Brett Vesely
Got a job and money.
Kevin Ray
They're happy.
Brady
Happy.
Kevin Ray
Who are we to say anything?
Brady
Are they from Boston?
Kevin Ray
Who the. They could be. Could be Pat's fans. There's a good chance. Wicked awesome Tommy's coming over.
Brady
Tommy.
Kevin Ray
Yeah.
Zach
Bring him over anytime.
Kevin Ray
It's. Yeah. Happiness is great. Would you find it odd if Kevin suddenly brought home a girl your age?
Zach
I mean.
Byron
No.
Kevin Ray
You know why? It would be good for you. She got friends.
Announcer
There you go.
Brady
Yeah.
Announcer
Double date with Pops.
Kevin Ray
Yeah. I mean, the way you tried to have those old ladies and her friends meet your dad when you were boning those old ladies anyway. Not plural.
Zach
Not plural.
Kevin Ray
All right. Yeah, we were pretty consistent with that one. You're right. That's right. It was hitting that real hard. Good stuff. Kevin Ray's son Zach joined us in Kevin Stead this morning. It was nice. Nice job. Kevin Jr. Brady. Happy birthday. That's it for us.
Brady
Thank you.
Kevin Ray
Oh, one other thing before we go. We announced the U Fest for September. The tickets are going on sale Friday at 10 and it's Godsmack, Stone Temple Pilots and Dorothy headline in that show. That's gonna be great. This Sunday at Copper Blues. Look at this. Listen to this. You want to. You want to win an arcade system From Prestige billiards, $150 gift card from oh Money Pawn and MMP Guns a cap Capita snowboard from Action Ride Shop, new mattress from boring mattress, $300 carpet cleaning service from Zerorez, $100 gift basket from raising canes, $200 gift card from Crazy Girls Cabaret includes lap dances and thousands of dollars literally in gift cards. And you want to come down and help out the Humane Society. We're having a Super bowl viewing party at Copper Blues downtown. All of those things will be given away down there with our football pool. So you can do that, help out the Humane Society, watch squares, get a couple squares, get everything together. We'll be giving stuff away. And when I say thousands of dollars in gift cards, I mean it. And it'll just be random. Like, what's the score at 4 minutes and 20 seconds left in the second quarter. Boom, boom. Whoever's got it, we don't have to wait for the ends of quarters. Reach into the bag and see what you win. Just pulling out prizes. You could win a thousand bucks. You could win a snowboarding. We'll just have piles of them in a bucket. I call your name, I go over to you, pull it out. We're going to do that. And that'll be all Sunday at Copper Blues downtown. Our super bowl party is back, and I made sure to make it worth your while, so plan accordingly. We're done. Larry's next. We'll see you tomorrow. So long, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect 98.
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This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" (February 2, 2026) is all about the latest entertainment news, pop culture debates, and lighthearted banter among the hosts. Key discussions include the naming of the next Fast & Furious movie, the continuing legacy and controversy around classic John Hughes films, reactions to increasing NHL ticket sales, celebrity relationship rumors, and a couple of quirky pop culture hot takes.
On hockey ticket sales and gay agenda (03:17):
"If they think that two dudes bf-ing constantly on a Netflix special is going to make me go, ‘Geez, you know, I haven't seen the Mammoth and Hurricanes play in a while. I better go get some tickets.’"
— Kevin Ray
On the Fast franchise’s absurdity (05:00):
"They jumped back to Earth from outer space in a Camaro. Yeah."
— Kevin Ray
On redoing John Hughes films and cancel culture (07:11):
“He puts his face in her skirt.”
— Brett Vesely
“I think people would be like, ‘You can't do that.’ ...I think Breakfast Club’s, I don’t know.”
— Kevin Ray
On Belichick’s dating life (09:48):
"He's everyone's idol. No one's allowed to say so, but everybody's like, he's eating wheels of Puhl. ...He does not care, and I am living the happiest I've ever been."
— Kevin Ray
| Segment | Timestamp | |---------------------------------------|---------------| | NHL ticket sales & streaming impact | 02:39 – 04:27 | | Fast & Furious 11 title & debate | 04:27 – 05:23 | | Kardashian/Hamilton dating rumors | 05:23 – 06:02 | | Elon Musk & 'Odyssey' casting | 06:02 – 06:45 | | John Hughes films/cancel culture | 06:45 – 08:09 | | Deftones sell music catalog | 08:09 – 08:31 | | Belichick & Hall of Fame rumors | 08:31 – 11:10 | | Local events & sign-off banter | 11:25 – 12:56 |
The tone was sarcastic, irreverent, and lively, with regular joke-cracking and friendly digs at each other and pop culture at large. In-jokes, bold humor, and some edgy commentary characterized the conversational flow, keeping with Holmberg's Morning Sickness's "question and disturb" ethos.
Perfect for listeners who enjoy rowdy banter and a skewering take on the week's entertainment headlines.