02-02-26 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness (98 KUPD) – Arizona

Episode: 02-02-26 – FULL SHOW – MONDAY
Date: February 2, 2026
Host(s): John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Special Guest: Zach Ray (son of Suns announcer Kevin Ray)

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Episode Overview

This episode is a lively, often irreverent Monday edition packed with birthday celebrations, wild weekend tales, pop culture tangents (especially on the Grammys and the Super Bowl), ribald hypotheticals, local sports talk, and the infamous "Brady Gro" birthday trivia game. With John’s unfiltered humor steering the show, the crew explores everything from third boobs to Groundhog Day, protest etiquette, and the logistics of milking a donkey. The episode also features Zach Ray sitting in as a proxy for his dad, Kevin Ray, adding a "nepo baby" twist to the proceedings.

Main Themes:

• Birthday shenanigans and weekend recaps
• Pop culture/award show criticism (Grammys, Super Bowl halftime, political rants)
• Absurd hypothetical debates (extra breasts, animal trivia)
• Local sports with insider conversations
• The "Brady Gro" Birthday Game, integrating listeners
• Classic Morning Sickness unpredictability and laughs

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Key Topics, Segments & Memorable Moments

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1. Brady’s Big Birthday and Wild Weekend Recap

Time Stamp: 02:11–09:00

• The show opens with John congratulating Brady on his birthday and recounting the previous weekend’s debauchery, including a Suns game “rah rah room” party and a mind-blowing Nothing More concert.
  • "There's no reason to be seen in public with me. It could be a problem." – John (03:20)
• John shares a story about ordering champagne, staying up until sunrise, and the perils of being someone else's "brand liability."
• Brady describes his tamer weekend involving the zoo, animal encounters, and mild drinking despite kidney concerns.

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2. Generational Music vs. Political Fatigue at the Grammys

Time Stamp: 09:25–20:45

• Recap and critique of the Grammys, celebrity fails (Cher announcing the wrong winner), and the show’s political overtones.
  • "Stop that. Stop the relevance. It's always them. Remember Elizabeth Taylor? They drug her ass out..." – John (14:24)
• John rants about old celebrities being trotted out at award shows; the group discusses Cher's mistakes and the viral aftermath.
• Discussion about musicians seeming more outspoken on political issues, specifically ICE, and John’s desire for escapism in music award shows.
  • "You can't have flippant fun anymore without somebody going up, 'By the way, reminder, there's a lot of awful things going on.'" – John (17:54)
• Debate about whether they continue to watch these events or catch up later selectively via internet clips.

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3. Groundhog Day and Silly Traditions

Time Stamp: 20:08–23:29

• Banter about Groundhog Day accuracy and the rivalry between Punxsutawney Phil and lesser-known imitators (like Buckeye Chuck).
• Playful regional ribbing between John and Brady (Ohio vs. Arizona).
• Jabs at silly traditions and copycat events, questioning their relevance.

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4. Absurd News & "Third Boob" Hypothetical

Time Stamp: 23:31–33:39

• John shares a genuinely bizarre news story: a woman grows a functional third breast after childbirth.
• Entertaining panel debate: Would you be into a surprise, armpit-located breast? Is all “extra” good?
  • "What's better than just a surprise breast? A brand new one you didn't have to pay for." – John (25:23)
• Multiple one-liners and callbacks to Total Recall, Adam West’s secret Batcave, and armpit BO.
  • "If a girl lifted her arm up, it's like, smell here. And like, well, there’s a boob in there." – John (28:13)

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5. Protest Etiquette & Social Observations

Time Stamp: 36:40–42:34

• John describes seeing a protester, ironically well-dressed, waiting for the crosswalk, and how this undercuts the image of guerrilla activism.
• Satirical comparison between protesting and going to a ball game or showing up at a wedding dance floor.
  • "If you're really furious, you just put whatever’s closest and run out..." – John (40:01)
• Speculation that protest gatherings may just be a new form of socializing, not actual angry activism.

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6. Genetic Sexual Attraction (Mother-Son Relationship) Shocker

Time Stamp: 52:55–58:40

• John tells the true story of a man who met his biological mother as an adult and they developed a romantic/sexual relationship—provoking both horror and fascination from the hosts.
  • "What should have been an emotional meeting between mother and son immediately turned sexual." – John (53:37)
• The group explores the “genetic sexual attraction” phenomenon, implications for the ex-wife, and why such stories are less criminalized for women.
  • "If it was a dude, immediately going to jail…" – John (58:03)

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7. Brady and Zach Ray: Age-Gap Dating Confessions

Time Stamp: 62:36–66:36

• Zach Ray, on-air, admits to dating a 42-year-old woman when he was 20, leading John and Brett into playful ribbing about “cougar” encounters and the universality of age in relationships.
  • "Tell us all... she was just recently divorced." – John
• Zach handles the pointed, sometimes awkward, questions with wit and humor.

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8. Sports & Local Updates (Cardinals, Suns, Boxing, Weaves & Toupees)

Time Stamp: 47:35–77:14

• Cardinals hire new (but not play-calling) offensive coordinator; analysis of team prospects.
• Stories about Suns games, announcer call catchphrases (the “boom room”), and the social media culture around catchphrases.
• John discusses witnessing a boxing match where a hairpiece (toupee) was knocked off, leading to comparisons with WNBA weave malfunctions.
  • "A man’s hair falls off on pay-per-view… and there he is with his arms in the air, smiling, like 'You can have it.'"
• Relating this to how men vs. women handle embarrassment in sports.

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9. Animal Facts Debunked & Hilarious Debates

Time Stamp: 91:01–98:49

• Brady claims you can hear a blue whale’s heartbeat from two miles; John and the group enthusiastically mock the dubious “zoo keeper facts.”
• Similar challenge to the claim that a lion’s roar can be heard for five miles.
  • "No, you can't. I've been in rooms with lions…” – John (95:50)
• Brady’s wrong answers and overconfident animal trivia become a running punchline for the rest of the episode.

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10. Brady Gro: Birthday Trivia Game w/Call-Ins; Prizes

Time Stamp: 120:03–170:24

• Annual tradition: call-in birthday game show with Brady, Zach Ray, and listeners as a team.

• Trivia covers general knowledge, geography, animals, food, and drink. Callers are often… colorful.

• Incorrect answers, slow debates, and technical mishaps (plus John’s impatience) provide extended comedy.

  Highlights:

  • Failing to determine the longest-tongued animal (Brady guesses blue whale instead of giraffe)
  • Debates over cheese made from donkey milk (pule), Japanese food presentation (incorrect guesses: sushi), and the snake in The Jungle Book (Brady: “Khan,” answer: “Kaa”)
  • Winning and losing as a “team” and poking fun at how little everyone knows despite claiming expertise (esp. Brady on animals and food)

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11. Entertainment Drill & Fast Takes

Time Stamp: 172:53–181:38

• News bits: NHL tickets up due to the (supposedly) sexy gay Netflix hockey documentary; predictions about the lasting cultural impact of Fast & Furious movies (“Fast Forever”, #11);
• Elon Musk’s take on Helen of Troy casting, Molly Ringwald's defense of not remaking John Hughes movies, Deftones selling music rights, and commentary on Bill Belichick’s relationship with a 24-year-old.
  • "He’s getting that donkey milk all day…” – John

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12. Super Bowl Viewing Party Event Plug

Time Stamp: 181:38–end

• John plugs KUPD's upcoming Super Bowl event:
  • Giveaways: arcade system, gift cards, snowboards, a mattress, and more.
  • All to benefit the Humane Society.

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Notable Quotes

• John Holmberg:
  • “You can’t have flippant fun anymore without somebody going up, ‘By the way, reminder, there’s a lot of awful things going on.’”
  • “What’s better than just a surprise breast? A brand new one you didn’t have to pay for.”
  • “Stop with the bad copycats of things… there’s one!”
• Brady Bogen:
  • “I think the lion roar is the loudest one.”
  • “Has anybody ever had donkey cheese?”
• Zach Ray (on age-gap dating):
  • “There’s been a 42-year-old… I was 20. The Ray Killers.”
• On mother-son genetic sexual attraction:
  • “If you’re not nauseous, just drive your car off a bridge immediately and get off my planet.” – John (61:24)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Brady’s Birthday Weekend Review: 02:11–09:00
• Grammys Recap & Rant: 09:25–20:45
• Groundhog Day Traditions: 20:08–23:29
• Third Boob Hypothetical: 23:31–33:39
• Protest Etiquette: 36:40–42:34
• Genetic Sexual Attraction Story: 52:55–58:40
• Zach Ray Cougar Tale: 62:36–66:36
• Animal Fact Debates: 91:01–98:49
• Brady Gro Game: 120:03–170:24
• Entertainment Drill: 172:53–181:38

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Tone and Language

• Fast-paced, freewheeling, frequently irreverent
• Lots of playful, sometimes edgy banter and ribbing
• A blend of pop culture satire, blue-collar humor, and local Arizona flavor
• Unafraid to tackle taboo or “cringe” topics with tongue in cheek

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For New Listeners

If you like morning shows that are equal parts wild unscripted humor, Arizona sports, and hot takes on pop culture with a generous helping of absurd “what if” debates, Holmberg’s Morning Sickness delivers. This episode is a particularly “classic” edition loaded with laughs, running gags, and unpredictable detours (with a local twist and a birthday party vibe). The team’s chemistry is on full display, and special guest Zach Ray gives a peek behind the Suns’ media curtain—and into the world of accidentally dating women twice his age!

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(Time-stamped quotes and topics per listener request; sections skip over commercials and non-content sections; intact with original speaker tone and humor.)

Transcript

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[Brady]

Out.

[John Holmberg]

Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Monday. It is 5:45 this. It's the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett. Big Dick Toledo's around here somewhere. And we're still in the throes of Brady's big fat birthday yesterday. Today, Brady Gro a little later. Also, son's announcer Kevin Ray's birthday. You share a birthday with him.

[Brady]

She coming in.

[John Holmberg]

I asked him to come in, and he said no.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

And his son Zach said, I'll do it. And so for your birthday, I have given you a young boy. He'll be in here in just a little while representing. Yeah, he's a proxy for Kevin when we play great Brady Gro. And yeah, Brett even said it. He said, zach Ray, I'm buying that a present. And like, I agree. He's not. It's no reason for that. So we won't. Yeah, we won't be. He'll be here. If. If you win prizes later today with Brady Gro, then we'll buy Kevin something. If. If Zach participates enough. But we'll. We'll leave it up to the. We're the cash. We're the guys paying for it.

[Brady]

Yeah, I don't know about this.

[John Holmberg]

Already spent a fortune on Kevin Friday at the. At the Suns game. After the game, we hung out at the Rah Rah Room. And the next thing, I'm buying bottles of champagne. I actually didn't. My buddy Brink stepped in and paid for the whole damn thing. But I'm ordering. I'll say that I'm ordering champagne. And we're watching again. I always go back to it. I wish, like, I wish I was around with Al McCoy's day back with the Suns and his one jackass brand liability friend that, like, Kevin's got me as his brand liability friend. He's a. Like, there's no reason to be seen in public with me. It could be a problem. Al McCoy had to have one of those dudes where he just got absolutely faced with. And everybody can't tell anybody this happened. But let's just put it this way. And Kevin wasn't involved in this. The drinking didn't stop. I didn't see. Yeah, there was a lot going on. And then the next thing I knew, I was opening the door and the sun was up. It was a fun night. It was a. It was exciting. One of the best times I've had in a long time.

[Brett Vesely]

Does that, like, Kevin's not coming in.

[John Holmberg]

It's one of the reasons Kevin is a little bit afraid. Well, he didn't go to. He wasn't part of that. He was part of the beginning of it.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

And then there was. There was. Look, there was talk of pegging and. Not me, but just. It got. There was some stuff happening. It was.

[Brett Vesely]

Happy birthday, Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Happy birthday. That was for you. We did that for you.

[Brady]

Great. Appreciate that.

[John Holmberg]

Not talk of pegging you, unless that's what you wanted for your birthday.

[Brady]

But it wasn't.

[John Holmberg]

It's quite an interesting night. And then Saturday, I got to. Larry McFeely, had tickets to go see Nothing More. Right. And he asked me if I wanted to go along. And then he had a family emergency. So I went down there again with my paying friend Dr. Brink, and I think I watched my new favorite band live. That band is. There's. I was blown away, and I was so tired from the night before, and I was like, I don't even know if I want to do this. And just energized. It was unbelievable. And the people who were there will know. That was a special night at the Van Buren. It was incredible. And I've seen them. You know, they've done a U fest for us here and there and this, that, and the other. But at Van Buren, that, like, one song after another set was perfect. I had Larry and I got to have pizza before the show with the guy, the manager, Mark, and he's like, I think you guys will be happy. Said, we've hit a flow. There's, like, a thing going right now. This band's here. I feel bad because I think if it was 1999 to 2004, this might be the biggest band in rock. They have everything you need. They've got anthems. They've got stuff that should be played in stadiums. They look great. Their singer is just this ripped God on stage, and he just owns the room. He'd be. If it was the 80s, oh, my God, he'd be everywhere. He'd be. MTV would eat this band a lot. But they were so good. I actually walked out, and Brink did, too. He didn't know much about him. And I. I said, I think that might be my new favorite band. I'd never given them tons of time, Just enough to know I like them. But, oh, my God, was that show good.

[Brady]

How's Larry?

[John Holmberg]

So Larry just had his. His dad had a little episode, so he was with us.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. He had to leave in the middle, and so I ended up going with Brink and then we were supposed to go backstage. It was so good. I had backstage everything. I was supposed to go to this meet and greet with the band, and we were going to do this thing, and Brink and I looked at each other and I said, that was so good. The last thing I want to do right now is go stand in an awkward situation and maybe say something dumb, which I tend to do to the band, and then have the whole night ruined. You know, because I did that with Chevelle that time. I told them that they were everybody's second favorite band. And there was a compliment saying that you're. No one's like, oh, my God, Chevelle, but everybody loves you. There's, like, people who don't like this band that like this band, you're still second. And then vice versa. They're always in the mix because they're so good. And I was trying to compliment. And the next thing you know, I'd spent five minutes explaining myself, and I walked away going, well, the whole night's ruined. I didn't want to do that again because that's what I do. And so we left.

[Brady]

People had favorite bands list. You guys are on it.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, but you're never tops. And I was like, wait, let me explain that. Like, let's say Ozzy's their favorite. You're in there. And then the next person can say, oh, that's fine.

[Brady]

But I like second.

[John Holmberg]

I like Kid Rock and Chevelle. Like, you. What I was saying was, you're not you. We can't just put you. So you're everywhere. Oh, I think. Thanks. And I'm like, oh, crap. But you're right. Yes. You know what I mean? I kept saying that to him. You guys know what I'm talking about. Well, I think some people were some people's favorite. Okay, yeah, you can name an outlier. And I would do that. Like, oh, there's all. Every. Every average has an outlier. That doesn't make it right. Like, oh, boy, here we go. I'm a jackass. So. But yeah, so I just said, I tend to be stupid on that. And we walked out and it was great. And I've been listening to him ever since. It's awesome. So, yeah, it was a lot of. A lot of driving around and a lot of going place to place. But this weekend was one of my favorite weekends I've had in a long time. Lots of Sons games, lots of fun. Casino got involved.

[Brady]

The weather was amazing.

[John Holmberg]

There was dancing. There was tick tock, y'. All. Brett Was everywhere. Yeah, I know. I don't know. It was a good time. It was great. There was photographs, there was. There was. There's a gap of time. I found out at the casino that they don't serve alcohol after 2 o' clock in the morning. I didn't know that they stopped.

[Brady]

Didn't know that either.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I figured the casino just kept rolling.

[Brett Vesely]

It's like Vegas.

[John Holmberg]

They don't. You gotta start.

[Brady]

Arizona loss.

[John Holmberg]

So we made the rule. So we'll go back at 6. And we did found stuff to do. Apologies to the IHOP waiter. I'm sure that was annoying. But either way, what a great fun weekend. Great times. And you know, last night I went back to the sun stand.

[Brady]

It was.

[John Holmberg]

It was for you too. I celebrated your birthday like no other. It was amazing. I had a great Brady birthday weekend.

[Brady]

I pushed the kidney a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

Did you?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Doing.

[Brady]

I had a shot of tequila.

[John Holmberg]

Oh boy.

[Brady]

And a glass of sangria.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Wow. Yeah, you're right.

[Brady]

And an ultra on Friday night at Hooters.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Oh, you went to Hooters?

[Brady]

Went to the ASU baseball golf outing. Invited by Tom Sizer. And then afterwards he's like, I'll buy you a beer.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, be careful now. We can't have you exploding on your birthday, for crying out loud.

[Brady]

I passed out too, Alan. I woke up.

[John Holmberg]

I'll blow up on your birthday. Even came back here in the middle of the night and raided my office of alcohol. There's no alcohol. It was fun. We had a good time.

[Brady]

Went to the zoo on Saturday.

[John Holmberg]

That's exciting.

[Brady]

A lot of animal encounters.

[John Holmberg]

I think my weekend might have been better.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, maybe a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe.

[FanDuel Announcer]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

And then last night at the Suns game, I did that. And I've watched the Grammys the last few years. They've been good. But I had a feeling with Ice being involved in everything that this one was going to be a rough watch. So I'd let the Internet give it to me this morning, which it did. I got everything I needed. I saw the Post Malone Ozzy thing. I saw Chapel Roan's nipple dress. I saw. And if she's going to make a lot more appearances on musical specials, I'm. I'm going to check out of most of them. I'll. I'll.

[Brady]

I like cover it up on the presentation.

[John Holmberg]

I like pretty much everything. Yeah, but I like pretty much everything musically. You can throw a genre at me side from country that I'd be all right with, but I can't. I don't know what it is about looking at her. She bugs me. It just drives me. It drives me bananas looking at her. So, yeah, had that.

[Brady]

You're pretty much right. I watched a bulk of Iranian Kirby added on because her Tyler the creator was up for a couple of nominations.

[John Holmberg]

Got to see if her guy performances.

[Brady]

It was probably the most I've watched the Grammys in the last couple years.

[John Holmberg]

I've watched a lot lately. They've been good the last few years.

[Brady]

And the performances. Not bad. I mean, at the end the tribute when post Malone and slash.

[John Holmberg]

Awesome. I watched that first. That was his deal. That was on the couch this morning. Sitting there thumbing through what. What went on last night. I'm like, oh, yeah, let's take. I'd watch the Grammy stuff. And here's the thing. And you watched it in the office today that I saw earlier. Cher was giving the song of the year. I think it was.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And how old? Cher's what, 80? And she's still got her.

[Brady]

And she received an award herself.

[John Holmberg]

Sure. But she's how many Grammy. And she's been nominated for an Oscar. She's been a Tony.

[Brady]

She has the egot.

[John Holmberg]

How many? I don't know. I don't think so. How many award shows has she watched to where she doesn't know how to do it? She stood on the thing and said, and the song of the year goes to. And then she just stands there and stares and she goes, oh, they told me it would be on the teleprompter. Then what's in the envelope? So she opens the envelope and the song was called Luther Vandross. And Kendall Martin was just called Luther, I believe. No, was it? And she goes, oh, the winner is Luther Vandross. He's been dead for 20 years. And then she's like, oh, yeah. And everybody's like, oh, my gosh. But rolling her old ass out there.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

She still looks okay for a foul.

[Brady]

Because she got an icon award or something like that. I forget what it was.

[Brett Vesely]

But again, why is she out there doing the, you know, best. Best song.

[John Holmberg]

Give it to someone else. Right. I'm with you.

[Brett Vesely]

Because.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that. I don't know why either. And she still doesn't know how award shows work.

[Brady]

Joni Mitchell said, pass. I'll just sit in my chair. Give me an award.

[John Holmberg]

See, I think people like Cher do what she did last night on purpose, I think. Because then it goes. Well, you know, because then it goes viral and we're talking about share A lot of people have like she's all over the news this morning. Like there's a share goof this up. And I think there's a certain aspect of being bigger than the show when you're a goof. Remember when Travolta or well, la. What was that? No, no. Well, Travolta is known for it. But then they the when they announced the wrong best Picture that year.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And they had to stop in the middle and go we didn't win, we didn't win. It was actually to the Korean movie or whatever. Yeah. And it was. And everybody's like, oh, but nobody remembers. Everybody remembers the goof. It was Warren Beatty, Faye Dunaway. And they were like this, I don't know, is this right? And like you've been to a million shows. Quit rolling again. It's like sports. I don't want old people doing it. I know it makes old people feel good, but I hate when people over 50 are try to be relevant. And that's in movies. It's different in movies. It's 70. But they roll their old ass out there and everybody's like, oh, nostalgia, nostalgia. Like it's just gonna be disappointing. And then it is, stop that. Stop the relevance. It's always them. Remember Elizabeth Taylor? They drug her ass out in 2001 to announce best Picture at the Golden Globes.

[Brady]

She says it before and she just.

[John Holmberg]

Opened, she just went out, walked out and opened up the envelope and went Gladiator. And everybody's like, oh. And then they rolled through all the nominees because they had to. Like I said gladiator. And it was like, well, this is. You've destroyed it, you dumb old bag of bones. I like when old people stop being. I like they need to just be old. Just stay there. Just stop it. And and more importantly, old viewers need to stop being excited to see them. It's time to put them away. Put them in homes like you did your parents. Put them away. Don't let them touch stuff. They can't drive anymore. Don't let them run an award show. And the biggest award of the night. I got some 90 year old chandelier standing on stage trying to. No, you got Sydney Sweeney. Think of it. Think of all the people you could have put up there that would drawn eyes. Share. You're just surprised she's still alive.

[Brett Vesely]

Did she sing Shotgun Blues?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she went out and she did a couple Volbeat songs. It was actually that part was pretty good. Counting all the in the room. I'm not alone. Yeah. And Then, yeah, supposed to be on the teleprompter. Just read the. Why did we give you an envelope? You've seen these shows, but I think deep down.

[Brady]

And performing. Performing for the first time ever at the Grammys, Reba McIntyre.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't want to see her either. I know she looks like Jeff Dunham's puppets. I just think that Cher did that on purpose. Certain aspect tells me it's like, look, sir, you're gonna get all over. You'll be everywhere tomorrow if you just act silly. Just be a silly, dopey share. And she did it too, like perfectly. And I'm like, I don't know if I believe either way, the Grammys. And I knew it would be, you know, look, it's the Grammys with Trevor Noah and it was going to be ice heavy. And I don't want to do politics. I don't want to. I don't want to have it be part of it. And I knew it was going to be. Everybody was going to yell, f ice. Everybody was going to be. Did he do it too?

[Brady]

He did not.

[John Holmberg]

Well, good, because he's high as a kite. He's high as a kite. Yeah, he's high and he's having fun and he doesn't care about the other stuff. He'll internalize all that other crap. And that's fine. You can have your opinions about it. But stop it. Stop yelling because then. Now what do I read this morning? Also, Trevor Noah made a joke about Epstein island with Clinton and Trump. And Trump immediately, cuz he's watching, threw out a tweet saying he's gonna sue. Trevor Noah, he's talentless. He may be worse than Jimmy Kimmel. And it's this big long diatribe from Trump and I'm like, can't have any fun. I want out. I talked to someone this weekend who at their work, they're like, I can't believe you didn't go to the ICE protest. And she's like, I was just busy being me today. Oh God. And like, you know, she's like, I'm just not going to get political. It's so refreshing to hear people say, I don't want to be trapped in this anymore. And that's kind of my thought. The Grammys have been that way for a long time.

[Brady]

It was.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, you can't have.

[Brady]

Performances are so good. I don't know if. I mean, I know it'll never change, but to have the stance on whatever.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but you can't have an award show in the middle of moments, and we've got this moment happening with ice and the. You know, we got a social strife. So the second you get into that and then you have an award show, I'm dodging that award show. It's gonna be awful. It's.

[Brett Vesely]

It's like a lot of things, though. I mean, everybody. You know, back in the day, it was always like, oh, the Oscars are on.

[John Holmberg]

The Grammys are.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I forgot it was on last night.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Until people started showing me the chapel dress.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Other than that, I had no clue at chapel. Roan's boob.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Is the more important part. But, yeah. I just. You can't have. You can't have flippant, light, like fun anymore without somebody going up, by the way. Reminder. There's a lot of awful things going on. I'm like, that's why we tune into this stuff. So why go to music?

[Brett Vesely]

That's why I don't tune in.

[John Holmberg]

That's. Now I. Just the opposite. But I. I listen to music because it's an escape from all this stuff. And so the music's great. And then you got somebody telling you that you're an idiot. Like, the person you love. Their music is starting to scream out about whatever it is they scream out about. I don't want. I don't care.

[Brett Vesely]

Did anyone go off the rails? As far as.

[John Holmberg]

I'm sure I didn't. That's the best thing about the way I watch speeches.

[Brady]

It was, you know, it was f ice and a lot. Most of them. Consensus on that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And there. Some were slightly more subtle on it, but most of them would say something like that. Bad Bunny didn't say that. He just said, ice out. And people were wearing ice out pins.

[John Holmberg]

They all are on the same page. But that's the best thing about the Internet is I didn't have to sit through all of it. I got the pick and choose moments, and I watched. I watched what I needed this morning at about quarter after four.

[Zach Ray]

It's great.

[Brady]

But I thought, you know, when Bad Bunny was up there. It'll be interesting because knowing the NFL halftime thing. Yeah. Like, there'll be some Americans that are.

[John Holmberg]

Like, there already are.

[Brady]

I know. It just seems like it magnified more. Hopefully it doesn't.

[John Holmberg]

Well, he's. He won't be allowed to say anything political. The NFL.

[Brady]

Yeah. He wasn't allowed. Kept going back to him, wanting him to perform. But under. Also, they made it look. The super bowl contract. You cannot perform anything.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady]

Before this.

[John Holmberg]

He probably doesn't want to because he's working on a whole thing.

[Brady]

Well, he brought out a. A band. Trevor Noah brought a band to the.

[John Holmberg]

Table, but he's got to rehearse everything, like to be a stage right now. And I'm pretty sure that they're focused on one thing. Yeah, it's, it's just, it's. Think about it. We could be talking about, like, Grammy fun stage. No, it's like, oh, I didn't watch because Billie Eilish is mad at everybody. But they did that. If you do get a chance today stands all the political crap. Watch the Post Malone Slash.

[Zach Ray]

Good one.

[John Holmberg]

They Bruno Mars tribute to Ozzy. A tribute to Ozzy for all the people here. Just ridiculous. That was really good. And Post Malone did an amazing job. It was. It was pretty awesome. So. And Slash came out and he's playing. It was good. That was a neat thing. So Grammys come and go. And now we're dealing with punk's Tony Phil, who's already been pulled out of his hole on Groundhog's Day. And it is going to be six more weeks of winter. It's already established out there. They're just going to be freezing. And by the way, today it'll be 82 degrees. So we don't need some Groundhog coming out of the dirt. It's fantastic.

[Brady]

35% correct.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's not. There's no scientific anything to this, but.

[Brady]

If you average all of the other, you know, Buckeye Chuck or Staten island Chuck, they're 52% correct.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, let's not start saying Ohio has a better thing. It's just. It's not. You are the. You are your Ohio Chuck is the Teemu of Punxsutawney Phil Punxaton Phil wins. And he's not even very good at what he does.

[Brett Vesely]

The hell's Ohio Chuck?

[John Holmberg]

Exactly.

[Brady]

Buckeye Chuck. I don't even know if that's Ohio or not.

[John Holmberg]

You think it isn't? Your shirt says Buckeyes on it right now. You think somebody else. I don't know. Buckeye Chuck.

[Brady]

There's also General Bull Beauregard.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there's. And they're all dumb. Morning sickness radiate.

[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's Morning Sickness Every one of them except Punks of Tony Phil is dumb. It's the Teemu version. Sad attempt to try to do the exact same thing.

[Brady]

They won't go back to the original tradition after the prediction.

[John Holmberg]

They eat it. Yeah, you gotta eat it. They used to eat it. They don't anymore. He lives in a lap of luxury that punks a Tony fill. But it's supposed to be wintry for.

[Brady]

They said he was tender. Quite tender.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Well, I've never had groundhog before. I'm not sure I would, but it's just. Yeah, that's a silly tradition. But I hate more now that other states think that they've got a thing that's equal to it and just stop it. Kill Groundhog Chuck or what a Buckeye Chuck. Kill that Staten Island Phil go dead. Yeah, Larry the Lizard down in Tucson or whatever we do kill that idea. There's one. There doesn't need to be more. Stop with the. The. The bad copycats of the things. And it's just I miss the days where. And I don't know that I maybe I think back of, you know, the 1,000 years we've been on the air of when you'd come to work and it was. You didn't have to tie in all the politics and stuff and stories like the one I saw this morning that I learned something and also, it was ridiculous. Used to be where you'd go and it was awesome. A lady gave birth to her baby and went to sleep afterwards and woke up with a fully grown third breast with a nipple on it. And the doctor that was doing the story said, yeah, you know that in the womb. See, you're going to learn today. And it's not going to have anything to do with Mexicans or ice or Trump or it's going to be this. And you're going to walk away and you're going to tell this story later and then somebody's going to go, you can't get away from it. We all have teats in the womb.

[Brady]

A line of milks that could be potential.

[John Holmberg]

Guess so, Brady, because this lady's boob just showed up. But when she started growing milkers for.

[Brady]

The baby, Octomom had to be chapped.

[John Holmberg]

A third one popped out. So there's potential that you can actually reawaken them up. Reawaken your line of milk ducts that were part of you earlier. And one. That's what like a third nipple is. And a lot of times it's like you. It just kind of pops out. She had it and it was like half under her armpit. She woke. It's an incredible story and beautiful really, when you think about it, because. And what's better than just a surprise breast? A brand new one that you didn't have to pay for. Women go to great lengths, paid thousands and thousands of dollars to get breasts. This lady just grew one in a couple hours.

[Brett Vesely]

Depends on how it looks though, too.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Well, what's the secret, though? Because if we could harvest how she did it and then like scooch it over, you know, it didn't come out saggy and weird. It's brand new.

[Brett Vesely]

So you think it's nice and perky and I do.

[John Holmberg]

I would like to. I would like to think that. Brett, I don't know why you want to put a wet blanket on this amazing.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm just saying.

[John Holmberg]

Medical anomaly.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, what's this broad look like? Do we got a picture?

[John Holmberg]

All right, now that's where we run into some trouble. See, there you go. I'm gonna show it to you, and you're gonna be a bigot. She's Asian, so he doesn't think she's.

[Brett Vesely]

She got the teemu boob.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. She had a team. Don't do that. Don't.

[Brady]

Stop it.

[Brett Vesely]

Sorry to wreck your fantasy over here.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Do they show it?

[John Holmberg]

No, not in the picture. So the jaw dropping discovery came when the consultant dropped. Her name's Mommy. Yaz went to mommy's room and she had given birth. Standard practice to help new moms get the hang of breastfeeding. She said, I breastfed my first baby 1 1/2 years. So, you know, I. I knew what this is about. The nurse isn't going to say anything new to me. But as the two chatted, the consultant mentioned that some women develop the extra breasts. And she goes, it's funny you should say that. And there it was, the invisible strip of tissue. It runs down both sides of the body from the armpits to the groin. And everyone's got it in the womb. And some people are born with tiny amounts of leftover tissue that will stay dormant like little volcanoes. Pregnancy, however, will flip the switch for a lady. And the surge of hormones targets breast tissue receptors. So if you've got one that is dormant but active, you can grow a boob. And I've never heard of this before, but I'm for it. She already suspected she developed some sort of extra breast tissue after noticing a stubborn patch of fat under her armpit that was kind of like. That's weird. Must be part of the pregnancy. And then after a nipple appeared and was ready to milk.

[Brett Vesely]

Wait, the boobs under her arm.

[John Holmberg]

What's kind of. Come on. It's. Give her a break. She's new. It's a new boob.

[Brett Vesely]

So that I was like a total recall.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I'm hoping for.

[John Holmberg]

All right. But it's not that we have to start.

[Brett Vesely]

They start somewhere.

[John Holmberg]

Somewhere there's a third. Look, get used to. If a girl lifted her arm up, it's like, smell here. And like, well, there's a boob in there. It's. It's like Easter. Oh, little boobs in your arms. Like, watch this. And then she goes, bloop. And they just show up. You're like, there's boobs. If I told you right now, Brett, I. I met a girl this weekend. Boobs everywhere. You'd Be like, tell me more. You're not, like, where were they? You're.

[FanDuel Announcer]

You want.

[Brett Vesely]

I will now, after hearing about under boob.

[John Holmberg]

You're not the kind of under boob.

[Brady]

You want to see.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man. You're already down on them. I could see one detached from a woman and think it was awesome. Not in, like, a Dexter way, but you know what I mean.

[Brady]

That would be interesting to see if.

[John Holmberg]

Of course, it would change it up. What do you mean with the boobs.

[Brady]

Located, you know, in some other. Like you said, under the boob with that. Brett's like, he's not down with that.

[John Holmberg]

It's a third breast. Beggars can't be choosers here, boys. She's got two in the normal spots, and then the third one shows up. You're like, that's kind of neat.

[Brett Vesely]

Sounds kind of sloppy to me.

[John Holmberg]

Unbelievable. There's no pleasing anybody. Ice out. Just get back to the politics. That's all anybody cares about. Let's do. We'll do a protest. But she's got two normal boobs, and then like. Like a speakeasy. Look, and it's down. What's that doing there?

[Brett Vesely]

You of all people would be good with an under boob.

[John Holmberg]

If it's a third one, I'm not okay with it. If it's her regular boob and it's under, like. Well, that's not where that.

[Brett Vesely]

So what happens if it's like a C or something, A C cup hanging under there? Then she's walking around like this.

[Brady]

Or flapjack.

[Caller/Contestant]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go.

[Zach Ray]

It wouldn't be.

[John Holmberg]

It's like an hour old. They don't come out flapjacks. Women ruin them over time. You ever seen that? Like that Batman. The old Batman series. You know, the TV show, last one. Yeah, yeah. Remember as. Remember your. Remember when you were young and you were a kid and everything was neat? You got to get that back, Brett, because remember when Batman would walk over to a. Like a little statue and push it down and a whole wall would open up? You didn't even know there was a room back there.

[Brady]

Cave.

[John Holmberg]

That's the third. That's what this is. It's. This is third boob that you're like, whoa. She hits, you know, the Shakespeare bust and pushes his nose down. And the next thing you know, third boob, and it's like, look at that. I can put him anywhere. Ah, you're crazy.

[Brett Vesely]

Adam must be out on armpit can.

[John Holmberg]

He would not see. Armpit cans are out of all.

[Brady]

He'd be pulling out shark repellent on that.

[John Holmberg]

And no, he wouldn't. He would. You take it back, Adam. I think I'm going in. I can motor build in two different spaces. I just need a little deodorant for the third.

[Brady]

There's no extra memories, Batman.

[Brett Vesely]

You get right guard for cans. Now.

[John Holmberg]

I am excited about I. Ladies. I am. I'm a feminist. If you want to grow a third boob anywhere in your body, I'm not going to judge it. I think that it's. You're just. You're trying to talk about pleasing the man.

[Brett Vesely]

Nothing pleasing about that, Robin.

[John Holmberg]

I was with an amazing woman last night. She lifted her armpit. Holy smokes. What are you doing there? And there was a third breast. I didn't know what to do at first. I stared for a while and then realized it was filled with milk. Nutrients for a young baby boy. I pretended to be that baby boy and was fed thoroughly.

[Brady]

Holy leche Frio.

[John Holmberg]

What? Out with ice, Robin. That's enough of that in my basement. Now to the secret bat cave. The bat cave was secret. Everything we used to do when we were kids, like all little hidden compartments. Look what I found. A lady grew a third boob in a day.

[Brett Vesely]

And you're saying you're talking about two places to motorboat?

[FanDuel Announcer]

You go over there.

[Brett Vesely]

What happens when the boob has bo?

[John Holmberg]

It doesn't.

[Brett Vesely]

It's under the arm.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

First off, she's, like, Chinese or something. She already smells like food.

[Brady]

I don't even think hair's gonna be hanging off.

[John Holmberg]

See, there you go, too. What is wrong with you?

[Brady]

I don't agree with that. I think the boob takes over and it just.

[John Holmberg]

You brought it up. Why can't. Why can't you guys be positive and think, what if it's perfect?

[Brett Vesely]

And what if it's not?

[John Holmberg]

No. Go with the other way. Find it to be perfect. It's a. It's an extra.

[Brady]

It's still an adjustment, John.

[John Holmberg]

If I gave you change for a hundred dollars and the change was 60 bucks, and I accidentally gave you four. Four twenties, and you didn't find the fourth one till it was, like, wadded up in the bottom and it smelled funny, it's still an extra 20. Same with breasts. No, an extra one is a good one.

[Brett Vesely]

No, because what happens? Like, she's gonna be walking around like Randy from A Christmas Story, can't put her arm down and stuff.

[John Holmberg]

What? No, that's. Oh, she doesn't. You of all people shouldn't need to walk around doing anything. Lay Down. Put your arms over your head.

[Brady]

She has two of them under each arm. She can walk around.

[Brett Vesely]

Countermeas got kids too. So there you go.

[John Holmberg]

She needs to lay down, which means they're not. There's the. There is an issue. There you go. She can walk around with her arms down. Mom, you guys are making her do jobs. All she has to do is lay down and get photographed. That's it.

[Brett Vesely]

I seen the picture. I don't want to see her later on getting photographed. So there you go.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's the bigotry. No, it's not. Like Asian women.

[Brett Vesely]

Nope, not it.

[John Holmberg]

She's actually kind of a pretty Asian lady. Not that they're. That's a bad.

[Brett Vesely]

With how many kids?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. I'm not gonna marry her. Just said she's got three cans and one showed up and her husband's happy. Okay, she grows a brand new vagina on the back of her knee.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, that's disgusting too.

[John Holmberg]

What? It's brand new. Ah, it's like finding a car in your garage. This isn't my car. I know.

[Brett Vesely]

Jim Rose Sideshow circuits.

[John Holmberg]

Are you watching what has happened to you? I'm not saying you'll walk her down the aisle the second and call your. Your. Your local. Somebody did. Well, he didn't. Now he got the gift of the three boob girl. Look, you get a brand new vagina on the back of your knee. I'm using it. Not. I'm not marrying this sideshow. But I am gonna use that. Something wrong with you guys. You're too negative. This guy says, typical Jew. How did that happen? Just wants a little more for free. You don't need that. Here's the point. Come on. I'm with Bert. I'm not Jewish. Sound like it. And I have a big nose.

[Brady]

Stop it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, triple double Ds. Come on. There's some people who are getting it. This guy says, I'm kind of with Brett on the pit. Okay. Yeah, that's not a nice name.

[Brett Vesely]

Armpit cans.

[Brady]

Could you have it somewhere else?

[John Holmberg]

Of course Armpit cans are bad, but when one just pops up out of the blue and it's like Brady's back.

[Brady]

Look back at them.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, so then go to my theory of when restaurants just explode into a parking lot and drive away and you're like, that's some of the best food. If it's the same thing. If a shocking barbecue place just pulls up here and puts a pop up. It's a pop up boob. It pops up in Your. In your parking lot, you would run down there and try it. That's all I'm saying. It's a pop up boob.

[Brady]

I would see it.

[John Holmberg]

You give it a run. You give it a run. As many things as we've watched on videos in this room, and we're still disgusted by it, this one says, john, I understand what you mean. No matter what extra is, it's extra. And you take advantage of that. Even if you hug her, you're already on second base. That's right. You don't even have to. It's true. Burt never tossed the pause and tossed from total recall. Hypocrites.

[Brady]

Nope.

[Brett Vesely]

Because that boo was in the right space. Right in the middle.

[John Holmberg]

He needs.

[Brett Vesely]

It wasn't under an armpit. Yes, absolutely.

[John Holmberg]

Some symmetry with his breast. If you have a third boob, it has to line up with the other.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't want no freak show.

[John Holmberg]

What if it is lined up? It's just. She's got to lift her arm up a little bit or she's got a.

[Brett Vesely]

Problem because then she's sweating on it and just.

[John Holmberg]

It's just that hot too.

[Brett Vesely]

Go down there and motorboat. And it just sounds like Bo.

[John Holmberg]

Glistening, glistening, sweaty breast. Agree to disagree, Brett.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's fine.

[John Holmberg]

You know what? We can't have these conversations, so let's go back to politics where it's just easier to get along. I said I saw something hilarious. I was driving down, down to downtown Phoenix. I think it was Saturday, and I'm going down Central, and I saw. I was at the light at like, Lexington and Central, I think, is what it was. And guys coming out, and he's got his protest upside down American flag. And he's got a sign, ice out, won't stop. That's his one sign, and it's attached to a full upside down American flag. And then he had another sign I couldn't read, but he, you know, it was funny. He had all this stuff. And he was walking across. I was gonna go down the street and wander over. He was leaving his house right about. I don't know how to be like five, I guess. And I'm sitting there and watching him. I'm like, well, he's. He didn't have to wait for the light. Like, just start. I just get mad and start walking around. Everybody's gotta stop.

[FanDuel Announcer]

He didn't.

[John Holmberg]

He hit the button. And I just heard 14 seconds. That thing talks to you. Tell him don't walk. Don't walk. And he's listening to it. I'm like, you've got all your pro. You're not a very good protester. Like, protesting. And you're listening to this, to the walk. Don't walk. Just get that upside down flag up and start walking around. Everybody would be like, half people be like, yay for you. And have people like, oh, this here. But you're gonna walk. You don't need to stop for red lights. You got your protest flag and you're. And he was in his little suit. It was. It was not quite angry yet.

[Brady]

That's a ideal protester.

[John Holmberg]

He was a very organized sort of. And then what he did was. That was great because my top on the Bronco was down. And I looked at him and I just. Because I was staring. I was reading a sign and stuff. And I looked up at him, and he's staring right at me. And I'm like, how you doing? Good. How you doing?

[Brady]

Good.

[John Holmberg]

You're not that mad. You're about to just go crazy. Quarter mile down the road where I passed all those other people standing, but you're about to lose your mind. But right now, you're. Things aren't so bad, are they? And I wanted to say to him, I'm like, it's not really that bad if you can walk to it. And you're not mad, but you're only mad when you get there. You seem pretty okay. Like, things aren't that bad. Like, we can make them a lot worse by being crazy. They don't seem that bad when you leave your house. And he was, like, straightening his coat. He had a scarf on. And I'm like, you took time to wear a scarf and it's not even. It's not even cold. That was a aesthetic.

[Brett Vesely]

That was a smooth out there.

[John Holmberg]

He looked like.

[Brady]

Was it a soccer fan?

[John Holmberg]

I would assume if I went back into this guy's house, I would go into his. In his room, and on the bed or the floor would be other outfits he was gonna wear. It's like, nah, this isn't working. And that, to me, is the fun part of the whole. I'm furious. Like, if you're really furious, you just put whatever's closest and you run out with your upside down American flag. This dude had, like, an outfit, and it was just a nice sport jacket. Yeah, he might. And that's another thing I was thinking might be. And that's the real thing I was thinking. He was thinking maybe he was gonna meet somebody who. They have a lot in common. Y. The only thing I really need in common is the Steelers you can have your political views and be like, you know what?

[Brady]

That's great.

[John Holmberg]

Good for you. Do you like Steelers?

[Zach Ray]

I do.

[John Holmberg]

All right, then that's. We're gonna get along just fine.

[Caller/Contestant]

As.

[John Holmberg]

Long as you're not. Well, even if you are insane, you still. I'll steer it back to Steeler talk and we'll be good because I can do that all day long. But yeah, I don't, I don't think anybody's that fired up until they get to where the fire is. And it was, it was kind of a nice little.

[Brady]

It's kind of like going to the ball game. You got your signs and everything, you're under control.

[John Holmberg]

And then you gave fanatic. Yeah, it is kind of that, that is a good, good analogy. It's like he was leaving his house in his little outfit that he, he looked nice. I'll give him credit. Nice pair of like new dark blue jeans as a kind of a brownish sport coat with a white button up shirt and a scarf. Like a. Was it nice? Not as much. You know, it's like, you know, when Brad Pitt wants to save the world, he puts the silk sky. It's a nice little kind of almost. I don't know, it's kind of one of those almost see through curtain type material. That mesh lace, almost.

[Brady]

You going over for a dinner party? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But on the way over, he's gonna stop and scream at people for a little bit and then he's gonna. And then his day is good. And then I always wonder how that has to end. I'm not fair. I changed everything I said. Okay, it's eight o'. Clock. I'll see you guys tomorrow. It's the, it's the two dogs that are guarding the sheep. Morning, Ralph. It's. They're angry only when they want to be in the. It's like a dance floor at a wedding. Nobody dances off the floor. They all. They have to walk to that little weird wooden square, take it to the parquet, the 14 by 14 parquet. And then once you step off of it, if you're dancing, you're an insane person. And that's kind of what the protesting looked like. But I was, you know, that was good.

[Brady]

At least they kept it in a spot.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, There are like 40 people on Central in front of some government building and they're standing just really. And then at 8:00', clock, like, I'm hungry. And they left.

[Brady]

Good one.

[John Holmberg]

High five. I think we got her done. And I had to be a little upset because traffic on Saturday up and down central wasn't good. Most there's nobody out really changed the world. They did. They died. Well and then. And then the guy in the ascot's like, anybody want to go get some Thai food? Yeah, sure. It sounds nice. They don't need Mexicans at Thai food places. That sounds good. I know a girl there has got three cans. Oh, and that guy says yeah, this is a good point, Jonathan. That dude had nothing to be mad at. He's living in that neighborhood. Rich mother effer. That is true. He was coming out of one of them like brownstone looking place. It was actually further down than Lex. It was by the spaghetti company. They have those. They're like a million south. Yeah, yeah, South. They have like a million and a half dollars for. I've looked at those before and I was surprised how much they were. It might even be more now with a 1500$. I was a while ago at least downtown HOAs are 121500 bucks pretty regularly.

[Brady]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And I'm. That includes cable.

[Brady]

Oh, well then.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you get cable. Everybody loves cable.

[Brady]

It didn't one lax.

[John Holmberg]

That's nice. I didn't know that. That's. Oh, now that changes everything. And you're getting free cable. What kind of. Why are you protesting this country for Christ's sake? You give me free television, couple tickets to a ball game and I'm gonna be quiet about everything else anyway. What a weekend. I'm still smiling, beaming in fact. Your young boy present is outside. He says, I'm. I'm parked outside. When you're done talking about third third breasts, don't you come in here with attitude. Zach Ray. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[Zach Ray]

98.

[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

Oh, Larry King gets me every time. And then I have purchased Brady's present. He has arrived and it's the young boy, Zachary. You have a young boy staring at you the entire morning. Brady Zachary. He's a good looking twink. Zach is here. It's Kevin Ray, son's announcer. It's his son and he is here in Kevin's stead. Because Kevin is. It was his birthday yesterday as well, and so he was going to come in and you saw it last night, Zach, when I said, kevin, you want to come in and play Brady Gro later? You win cash and prizes for your birthday and you saw him start to hem and haw and like, if you don't want to go, just say, I don't want to go. I don't want to go. They're like, all right, well the language won't go. And then Zach's like, I'll do it. Like he heard cash and prizes. So well, that's a nice gift for.

[Brady]

Brady said he studied well.

[John Holmberg]

Good. I don't know what the topics are yet, but I hope you're ready. Zach's ready. Are You a qualified broadcaster, Zach? Do you think you're good at this? All right, hop on over and sit in that chair, and we'll let you play along for a little bit. Don't get too mouthy, though.

[Brady]

He's been pacing like a tiger.

[John Holmberg]

This is that Nepo baby thing right here. This is the. Just go on this one right here.

[Brady]

Use your announcer voice, too.

[John Holmberg]

Don't do that. Not like Brady does. It's too obvious. Everybody at Zach Ray. This would be like having Al McCoy's son on. Did he have a son? God, that would have been Don Swayze. That Don. Yeah. It's kind of the Timu. Kevin Ray is here. We like him. Get what? He's here. Are you ready?

[Brady]

You get up in that mic.

[John Holmberg]

Third breast. Are you in or out? Yeah, he just doesn't have what his dad's got.

[Zach Ray]

He's just.

[John Holmberg]

He's just not. He's not just not the same. I miss Kevin already. Yeah, you got to get right on that thing like it's Tanner. That's his buddy. I spent a lot of time with Zach and the boys over there at the Sunset.

[Brady]

Well, he got on that.

[John Holmberg]

Now he's on it. Yeah, the people are mad at Brett. I'm winning the third boob debate, by the way, on the online. They're mad at Brett for not for being bougie about the third breast. Said if Margot Robbie grew one, you'd play with it.

[Brett Vesely]

I take her to the doctor and get that thing.

[John Holmberg]

You would play with it first. Anyway, I'm tired of talking to you.

[Brett Vesely]

About this bo boob.

[Zach Ray]

I'm out.

[John Holmberg]

It's not.

[Brett Vesely]

It is.

[John Holmberg]

It's underarmed. That's disgusting. Here's a fun one.

[Brady]

Sweaty.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, by the way, we've got, you know, the proxy of a sports broadcaster. The Cardinals made their. Their hire this weekend. They got. They got their guy. It's again, brother family thing of the coach of the Packers, LaFleur. This one's Mark Mike. That's right. It's another round. Like Matt. Mike. Mike. Mike.

[Zach Ray]

What's up?

[John Holmberg]

And so the Cardinals actually, you know, through all this process of nobody wanting the job, landed a pretty good get. That's not a bad. It's better than the Vance Joseph thing that was floating around. Cardinal fans can get a little excited about, like, the Rams offensive coordinator, but here's the rub on him. He's never called to play for the Rams. It's always been Sean McVeigh. So he's not the offensive coordinator, play caller. He's just A guy running the practice, Sean McVeigh, told him prior to that job, he was the OC with the new York jets on the Aaron Rodgers year. That was a terrible offense. And that was eerie. Got hurt.

[Brady]

You get to work with Aaron that much?

[John Holmberg]

No, but that's when you need your OC to be something. Cause guess what? He's walking into a situation that isn't much better than what he had without Aaron. In New York, it was Zach Wilson as quarterback. Yeah. It was horrible. So, you know. And then the next year, he did have Aaron and the offense was okay, but they weren't very good. And then he. Off he went. So his resume looks pretty because he's a Rams guy, but we'll have to see. He seems to be the guy and he's got the name and the pedigree, and he comes from the Shanahan thing. So Cardinal fans can be a little excited. That's a little excitement as opposed to.

[Brady]

I think, the most.

[John Holmberg]

You're still a Cardinals fan at the.

[Brett Vesely]

End of the day, though.

[Brady]

And you got a coach.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well. Yeah, you got. Well, you know, you got something. We'll see. I don't know if they're going to be any good with it or not. And I guess we'll have to find out that they're serious as a team because now it's all about who they put on the field. But, yeah, Cardinal fans, congratulations.

[Brady]

Coming down to the line, they needed to pull the trigger.

[John Holmberg]

Not a terrible weekend for them. Well, yeah, they were the last ones. All the jobs are full now. Say. What are you saying, Zach? No, I got.

[Zach Ray]

You got to figure out the quarterback.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. That's the biggest problem. That's Zach Ray. That's Kevin Ray's son. He's broadcasting.

[Brady]

Who would you go after?

[Zach Ray]

I think they're going to run it back with Kyler.

[John Holmberg]

I do, too. It's too much money not to.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Are you. Have you ever sat in on a son's game, like Father Sunday, where you sat on your dad's lap while he called the game? Have you?

[Brady]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

And they let you talk for a little bit? Did you call a play and that, like maybe 30 seconds, one of those awful moments where they make the kids time out? Yeah.

[Zach Ray]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you're. Oh. On the air. Yeah. Then you didn't, like, do a.

[Zach Ray]

It was like 30 seconds. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Was it Steve Nash days? Do you remember the call?

[Zach Ray]

The Nashty days?

[John Holmberg]

No kidding. And you were okay.

[Zach Ray]

Didn't sound like that.

[John Holmberg]

Boom goes the dynamite.

[Zach Ray]

Didn't sound like that. No, but I don't know.

[Brady]

That sounded pretty accurate to the.

[John Holmberg]

To the boom room.

[Zach Ray]

Boom room. I remember the first time that he made the boom room call. I was at home watching, and I looked at the screen and I was like, what did he just.

[John Holmberg]

My dad just said the boom.

[Zach Ray]

And I texted Tanner, of all people.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Zach Ray]

He was like, why did he just say that? And now that's a.

[John Holmberg]

It's his thing now.

[Zach Ray]

That's.

[John Holmberg]

There's going to be T shirts and stuff.

[Zach Ray]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

I'm all in.

[Brady]

They.

[Zach Ray]

They. Even last week or two weeks ago, the Sun's Instagram had posted, like, a bunch of memes. It was like, where were you the first time Kray called the boom room?

[John Holmberg]

Really? Yeah. And people remember this? Yeah. Sad, sad lives.

[Brady]

And what's the background? How did he just come up with boom room?

[Zach Ray]

It just. It just.

[John Holmberg]

It just fell out of his face.

[Zach Ray]

And ej, ej, even on the air was like, what did you just say? Yes, it's stuck.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And there it is. Now he's forced to do it. Yeah, the boomer.

[Zach Ray]

There's even an account on Sun's Twitter that counts every time and each player that he calls it for.

[John Holmberg]

How about that?

[Zach Ray]

Yeah, interesting. I'll. I'll send it to you.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know that. Yeah, it's not normal. Speaking of not normal. And, Zach, I don't want you to feel uncomfortable, but this room gets weird sometimes. Yeah. I want to. I want to be less. I want to find all the things no one's talking about on news that would be talking about it if we weren't so crazy. That's my new goal. That's my February goal, is that everybody else is talking about this, but if it wasn't going on, here's the news we would be talking about. I'm going to just read the first couple of paragraphs. Okay. There's a sentence that I think will stand out, and I have a feeling you'll all react. So Mary man once explained why he left his wife, and then it became a viral sensation. So Kim west had given birth to a son called Ben when she was 19. And she was in California. She was in college, and she was, you know, studying to be. I don't even know what. But she was in college very. Before placing him up for adoption around a week later. She was from the United Kingdom, so she was studying in California, got knocked up, had the baby, put it up for adoption. In 2013, Ben the baby decided to seek out his biological mother for the first time. Founder and they've stayed in contact the whole time. Sort of a nice story.

[Brady]

So she had the baby in what year?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Zach Ray]

Know.

[Brady]

So the kid was. I mean, he was like 20 or something. Were in college.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Zach Ray]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

But it says, in 2013, Ben founder. And they've had phone calls and everything else. Then they decided, you know what? It was a few years later. We need to. We need to meet. It was like 2014, 2015. A couple years after. They'd first, we need to meet up together. So they tried to arrange times. And here's the sentence that I think is going to stand out. See if you can catch the subtleties. Okay. However, that meeting was different than they expected. What should have been an emotional meeting between mother and son immediately turned sexual.

[Brady]

Yep. I knew I was. That was my kill.

[John Holmberg]

Was it your call?

[Brady]

Yeah. If you would ask me what's gonna happen.

[Brett Vesely]

Called your shot on that.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You put that on your. Ben admitted the encounters were so mind blowing, he felt compelled to leave his wife of two years.

[Zach Ray]

Oh, my God.

[Brady]

For mommy.

[John Holmberg]

Because he could no longer be intimate with his wife because he could only think of his mom.

[Brett Vesely]

What pornhub video were you watching this weekend?

[Zach Ray]

Mind blowing, this.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's bad enough that the whole time you're like, this is my biological mom and this is tight. It'll never be the same.

[Brett Vesely]

You're so much bigger than your father.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. And then you go back to your wife and you're like, how'd it go? She's great. I love my new mom. When you can't tell your wife, like, I boned her. It was awesome. And then. So then he goes back into his wife. Yeah. He goes back into his wife. Well, yeah, because he had to. He had to break it off. He hosed the wife a couple times. Like, it's just not the same as. As where I came, is what he said. It's crazy. And so he breaks it off with his wife, hoping mom felt the same way. Oh, no, she does. I became even more aware of the fact that she thought I was spending too much time. This is the mom talking. Too much time with Ben. His wife started to get suspicious. She would constantly call him when I. When he. When we were together, supposedly at lunch. Eventually, he admitted she was giving him a lot of grief about the time they were spending. And she calls you mummy girlfriend, which they probably laughed. And then she blew him. It says incestuous relationships, of course, are illegal in almost every country. And that's scary and to. To say almost, but they spoke about wanting to have kids, and I think maybe we should step in. I think maybe it's time, as a Society calling Dr. Lynn. Yeah. They don't think their situation is incest. It's a genetic sexual attraction they say supposedly occurs when relatives who meet for the first time as adults experience. They never knew each other, but they have a connection, and they confuse it. It for sex. Yeah, for, like, love. Like, intimate love, they said.

[Brady]

You felt that, right, Zach?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Zach Ray]

Never.

[John Holmberg]

Never, Never. Well, I want to tell you something, Zach. I'm glad you're here today. All right? Because the woman that you think is your mom has not been your mom the whole time. We have your real mom here now. Come on, bring her in. She's hot. She's willing to do it if you are. We've paid her a lot of money. Yeah. They said we're. We're like peas in a pod. We were meant to be together. And I know people will say we're disgusting, and that should be able to control our feelings, but when you're hit by love so consuming, you're willing to give up everything for it. And you must fight.

[Zach Ray]

And this is her. That's mom saying that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's mom talking.

[Brady]

No pictures.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, of. Of Ben. There's Ben. He's a. You know, he looks a little like some dudes. He looks a little incestuous to begin with, to be honest with you. His eyes are a little far.

[Brady]

He's happy.

[John Holmberg]

And. Yeah, I don't think there is a picture mom, because, I mean, why would she do that? But. Yeah. So just know that that lady you're meeting online, when you have that instant connection, could be from the past and might be your mother. And you know who's happiest about this is Bill Belichick. Because now his relationship doesn't seem so strange.

[Zach Ray]

Oh, not at all, actually.

[John Holmberg]

You know what's weird about this? So she never happens with daughters. Daughters, first off, very rarely seek out their dads and then meet them. And, like, they usually get mad. They show up mad. Like, they yell, where. Where were you my whole life? They don't, like, feel a sexual connection with them. This is clearly a crazy older woman. And, like, the dude, like, somebody needs to get involved in this, like, immediately.

[Brady]

You're saying it's not fair the dad has to groom the daughter.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, and then he'd get in trouble. That's my point. What I'm getting at, why isn't this lady immediately thrown in jail? The way a man would be if his daughter met him after 20 years.

[Brady]

Because there was some grooming.

[John Holmberg]

Well, sure. Their phone calls. Oh my God, I just feel so connected. Well, of course you feel connected. He fell out of your honeyhole. Everybody who's been in there, you have a connection with. He was in there the longest. But there's no police involved. The whole story's like we're supposed to just go. That's the way things work.

[Brett Vesely]

That's love.

[Brady]

It's love.

[John Holmberg]

You can't stop love. Can't start it like a car, can't stop it like a. With a bullet. But if it was a dude immediately going to jail, even if it's not illegal in that country, he's like, nah, we gotta put you away forever.

[Brett Vesely]

How old are they again?

[John Holmberg]

Or he's. Well, it didn't really say. She was nine. I never really gave. Like 2013 is when they found each other.

[Brady]

And he had been married in 2040, you know, 2242.

[John Holmberg]

Well, she was 19.

[Brady]

19.

[John Holmberg]

So yeah. So there's a 20 year gap there. That's not so bad.

[Zach Ray]

It's pretty good. Age gap.

[Brady]

2038.

[Brett Vesely]

So she's expired.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she's not.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, then what's he doing?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, exactly. Just find a mother his own age. That's disgusting. Why not a sister? You know, date inside the family. You got to do it with somebody your own age. A pervert. Yeah, he says he was. He had to tell his wife.

[Brady]

We've had a couple of those. Well, what, with a brother and sister?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. They meet online. Separate.

[Brady]

Two years later.

[Brett Vesely]

Where in Indiana is this?

[John Holmberg]

No, this is in the United Kingdom. So it's. It says Ben admitted his infidelity to his wife days after meeting his mother and soon moved in with his mom. That took him about.

[Brady]

Moved into her flat.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, moved into Michigan. Who? What?

[Zach Ray]

They've got accent.

[John Holmberg]

Well, he doesn't. She does.

[Zach Ray]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Which is really sexy.

[Brady]

So he moved from England.

[John Holmberg]

Come on.

[Brady]

Michigan.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady]

Or the other way around.

[John Holmberg]

He was in California.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

She moved back to England and then now they're in Michigan together. So when he found her, she was back home in England and he was adopted in California.

[Brady]

Can she get instant US Citizenship if they.

[John Holmberg]

For marrying her son? Yeah, it's a good question. I don't know. I don't know.

[Brady]

I think it'll work.

[John Holmberg]

Could you imagine breaking that to your wife? I'm leaving you. I found someone else. Oh, my God.

[Brady]

Who is she?

[John Holmberg]

Is it it Angela, my friend from work? No. God, no. Yuck. That Would be gross. It's my mom.

[Brett Vesely]

What's mom look like to get a picture?

[John Holmberg]

No, no pictures of mom. She's hot.

[Brady]

I bet you he broke that news just for another woman. Didn't tell.

[John Holmberg]

You gotta tell. You gotta say it's your mother.

[Brady]

You think I could see him leaving those details out? I'm just leaving you for another woman for right now. Buying time.

[John Holmberg]

I think when you're driving around practicing that speech, you go through both the one with her with the mom reveal.

[Brady]

And without them saying, you want to lay out the whole nine yards. You want to.

[John Holmberg]

I think that's scorched earth. And you have to let her off the hook by saying you can't just say I left you.

[Brady]

I think it's the better approach.

[John Holmberg]

And then later she finds out it was his mother. Yeah, like she's gonna kill everybody.

[Zach Ray]

No, wait. He was married, right?

[John Holmberg]

He was married, yes.

[Brady]

Left his young brother.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's who he has to leave. His beautiful young bride.

[Zach Ray]

Those legal papers.

[John Holmberg]

Papers had to be a little off.

[Zach Ray]

Are gonna be really crazy.

[John Holmberg]

It's not gonna be a normal ending. But just. Just know in this day and age, it's easy to do a little research. Maybe hire a PI and say, you know, if you're not real sure that your. Your husband and mom are actually at lunch and you. You catch him at the days in.

[Brady]

And where is. Where is dad in the mix? I mean, you know, he was actually.

[John Holmberg]

Just a. I don't know that further. You're asking too many biblical questions.

[Brady]

Question.

[John Holmberg]

Here's the thing I want everybody listening to do right now. Close your eyes. Picture your mom.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that as.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there it is. That's it. No, I think that's mom.

[Brett Vesely]

That's mom.

[John Holmberg]

I think that's the happy couple. Brett. Brett. Found him.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. What are you doing?

[John Holmberg]

Picture your mother right now. Just go ahead and then now picture her reverse cowgirl. Can you do it? Is it possible? Most. That's proof. If you're normal. If you're immediately going to. You're nauseous. If you're not nauseous, just drive your car off a bridge immediately and get off my planet.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, what kind of pig was he married to to leave her for this?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, No, I. This older broad. And how normal is the next relationship for the ex wife?

[Brady]

These are actors.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I was married for a little while. Oh, how did that. What? Didn't work out? No. Oh, he left me for his mother. Okay.

[Zach Ray]

Check.

[John Holmberg]

We're leaving. She's not you. You can never date again.

[Zach Ray]

The original wife.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. She's a mess forever, like you said. I love it.

[Brady]

We'd like to do an article on you guys.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, great. Well, that's funny thing about this is that they called.

[Zach Ray]

They submitted this story themselves.

[John Holmberg]

Well, they called a. I think it was a publishing house. They had a. They want to write a book about this. Yeah, how about that?

[Brett Vesely]

50S.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's just disgusting.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What's he doing that is repulsive. That. That turned my stomach. Almost more than the fact it's his mother.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Expired milk. Zach, have you ever dated a woman your mother's age? Marriage?

[Zach Ray]

No.

[John Holmberg]

But you would. No, you wouldn't.

[Zach Ray]

Not saying I would.

[John Holmberg]

Hot woman. How old a guy are you?

[Zach Ray]

Huh?

[John Holmberg]

How old are you?

[Zach Ray]

Almost 26.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Yeah. You're not ruling that it's close. And again, just like the same story, just Ben and mom. I mean, if it's just your mom's friend and you meet at lunch, he'd go 52. You do it. 50. What's the. What's the cut off? Cuz she's here today. We've got a whole gaggle of women in their 50s. If you name the right age, she'll come in.

[Zach Ray]

There's been a 42 year old.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, how old were you? Nice kill, kid. 20. Nice. The Ray Killers. No kidding. How did that happen? Tell us all.

[Brady]

McCoy was. Chad.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, McCoy. That's mine. Give me that piece.

[Brady]

Boom room.

[John Holmberg]

Was he on the other side? High five.

[Brett Vesely]

Zr.

[John Holmberg]

Shazam. What a shot. What a burger.

[Zach Ray]

Just hands up.

[John Holmberg]

No. What? McCoy wasn't there. No, he wasn't it. Move your head out of the way. I can't see your cans. Take her to the boot room. No, McCoy. McCoy is not there. Wouldn't have been great though. That would have been awesome.

[Zach Ray]

I think off the side call.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's calling it. Oh, even better. Zach. Ray mounts. Yes, he's in. Playing very little defense. Shazam. He's hard. The McCoy call would have been awesome. Imagine that though. I am trying, but joking. How do you meet a woman twice your age and talk her into it? At 20? She was recently divorced.

[Brady]

Couple of drinks.

[John Holmberg]

This was when you were working at the bar in Scottsdale. That's. I know what you're up to. He worked at a bar in Scottsdale. And it was a cougar party. No, just by herself. Just gaggle of girls sitting in the bar. One takes a liking to the young stud behind the bar washing dishes. Were you smooth or was she just jokes. Just recently divorced.

[Zach Ray]

Maybe a month working with Me.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, all right. Kid's a killer.

[Brady]

She groomed you?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. No, and you didn't after a couple of times called it off. All right? He's just throwing up hand signals. You brought it up. If you bring it up in this room, you gotta play. I did and you answered, so I appreciate that.

[Zach Ray]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It's son's announcer prodigy.

[Zach Ray]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah. He's got along.

[John Holmberg]

He doesn't like this.

[Brady]

Like, it's not you, it's me.

[John Holmberg]

That's all right.

[Brady]

I feel. You're my mom. I can't.

[John Holmberg]

You want to go out with her again? We'll pay for it.

[Zach Ray]

Not anymore. No.

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[John Holmberg]

She crazy.

[Zach Ray]

No, he's been there.

[Brett Vesely]

He's been done that, you know, years.

[John Holmberg]

Ago, six years ago.

[Brady]

Years, baby.

[John Holmberg]

You spend ages. You wanna have. We should have a reunion. What do you think she's doing? She's still working in bars.

[Zach Ray]

I have no idea.

[John Holmberg]

That's even hotter. Like, if she's pushing 50 and she's over at the pub and grub or something.

[Brady]

Dirty drummer.

[John Holmberg]

She's at the Drummer. Holmberg's. Morning sickness. I used to have.

[Zach Ray]

What's the. What's the Irish bar in Gilbert?

[Brady]

Seamus.

[John Holmberg]

No, that's downtown.

[Brady]

That's downtown. It's fiber McGee.

[Zach Ray]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if that's real. Is that where she works? All right, well, if you were 42 and you boned a young man at a bar in Scottsdale, just call us today, please. Let us know if it still burns. It's crazy.

[Brady]

Pretty crazy.

[John Holmberg]

She had two boobs or three?

[Zach Ray]

She. Three.

[John Holmberg]

Three. She had a third can underneath. I like it. I like it. Yeah. I said everybody's coming in with their calls for you, for Al McCoy. Oh, yeah, Zach. He's got a 42 year old on top of him, but he's still giving her the death ray. Shazam. I like it. Yeah, I think you should. 23andMe everybody you've ever thought of dating, you know, there isn't an ounce of anytime.

[Brady]

Why are we hitting it off so much?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. If you get too much chemistry, like, you're like, this is great. And like, in Zach's case, it can be an older lady and you just don't even understand, like, why are we so connected? Like, this is awesome. You're probably related is what I'm learning. There's probably something to it that you're like. You might have. You might have hit it off with someone and then gone. Yeah, there's a history that we don't even understand here. You're Related to her. It could be your mom. Check it out. Especially if you're adopted, you got to do extra work if you're adopted to make sure that the person that would be a relative. It's disgusting.

[Brady]

It seems like we see it more in the. The brother and sister combo.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. They find each other different states. And you're right, though. They find the news. And that's the craziest part.

[Brady]

It's like, no, you're not doing an article.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, no, thank you. We heard you guys might be mother and son. That's not important here. But sure enough, that happens more than you think. But just, you know, take a look across the. The room this morning while you're eating your grapefruit and go, wonder if that's my sister. If you were ever adopted, and you might not know you were adopted, be careful. You also could have one of those situations where your family lied to you the whole time and you're not really your dad's daughter. You know, one of those deals or son. And then you're out there and you find that, you know, that lady who's about 20 years older, product of a mistress or something like that, Kept it like, Dave Grohl's got that side baby with that lady.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

Whatever happened with that, they're fine now.

[Zach Ray]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

This guy says guys like that with.

[Brady]

Grohl or even, you know, Ozzy back in the day. How many that you find out later.

[John Holmberg]

There's a baby that shows. This one says you're doing the Lord's work. Jewburg. Nobody at KTAR Ladonna, they'd never cover this story. That's exactly right. They're too busy riling you up about ice. That's enough. I don't know about this Zach guy, going around banging all these old broads. Can't you get young Snooch? Oh, he can. He's mixing.

[Brady]

Are you in a relationship now?

[John Holmberg]

Are you in a relationship right now? No.

[Zach Ray]

Open man.

[John Holmberg]

All right. All ages can apply, right?

[Brett Vesely]

42 is good.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Zach Ray]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Six years ago. She's 48 now, so let's keep that. Keep it together. I'm for it. This one says, oh, no, I can't do that one right now. It's not in the right spot. I just had to get that out. That's right. I'll get it out. That's right. Not applicable to Zach Hammer and all those elderly women. It is. Yeah. Zach Ray is here today instead. And that is our gift to Brady for Brady Graw. Later. Are you looking to win any prizes later? You're going to sit in, answer trivia questions with Brady about just random topics, and whatever you win, you'll be winning a prize for your father. You don't get to keep it.

[Zach Ray]

Yeah, not for me.

[John Holmberg]

In the past, there's been sauce motos, which are little clips that go on your air conditioning vents in your cart. You can put your sauces to dip your chicken fingers in. Totally.

[Brady]

You get nugs in the car.

[John Holmberg]

You get nugs. Brandy knows. If you've got nugs and no dip, you're fumbling.

[Zach Ray]

Sauce moto that. What's the best nugget?

[John Holmberg]

O. Wow.

[Zach Ray]

Where from?

[John Holmberg]

You've just made him so hard. Does he.

[Brady]

It's called WTF. It's on Buckeye in 12th street downtown.

[Zach Ray]

Never heard of it.

[Brady]

They got some good nugs.

[John Holmberg]

All right, you got to learn early, Zach, that if you're going to be in this room, you cannot distract him with what are the best food nugs because.

[Brady]

Or.

[Zach Ray]

Food.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you know, how to hypnotize old people is basically what I'm learning. One thing I know about that.

[Brady]

Who makes good planks? They're bigger than nuts.

[John Holmberg]

Opened again. He didn't even hear me say, don't ask him those. His brain's just been going, planks are different.

[Brady]

Those are good. Those are good planks.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Nobody cares about this.

[Brady]

Great question, Zach.

[John Holmberg]

All right, now, did anybody else see this weekend the greatest boxing situation in the history boxing today?

[Zach Ray]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

Gerald Miller, his hairpiece, Big Baby, got punched off of his head, and instead of trying to flatten it back down, he threw it into the crowd.

[Zach Ray]

Well, did you see the guy who caught it?

[John Holmberg]

No, courtside.

[Zach Ray]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

It's insane.

[Zach Ray]

Yeah, no, there's a. There's a video I'll have to send you.

[Brady]

Pull it up.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I have had. Had a mouthpiece fall out at a boxing match and land next to me. Really, really cool. It was an undercard fight. I was on this second row ringside, and a kid got just smashed and his mouthpiece shot out and landed not. Not in my seat, but two seats over, and there it was. And some guy came. Nobody touched it. Nobody wanted. It's gross. Yeah. And then so some guy came over from a corner, I don't even know if it was that guy's corner, and just picked it up with his gloved hands and walked away.

[Zach Ray]

Well, tossed it to. There's a video. He's sitting there ringside. I don't think that he had anyone sitting Next to him, and he's just.

[John Holmberg]

The two paces. Yeah, you keep that, right? Yeah. That doesn't go back. That is.

[Brady]

And he won the fight.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. You know, it was a. It was a. Did he win it? Yeah, it was a. Miller won a.

[Brady]

Split decision, but he lost his toupee.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, the guy who hit him watched his hair flap. If you haven't seen the video, it's great. His hair flaps on an uppercut, and the guy punched him, starts laughing. Yeah. And it's just. And he has to peel it off, and the line of glue is still there. And he just chucks it into the crowd, which is the worst and yet greatest souvenir in the history of sports.

[Brady]

He explained that after the fight, he lost his real hair two days earlier when he accidentally washed it with ammonia bleach instead of shampoo.

[John Holmberg]

No way.

[Brady]

Then he had. I'm a comedian that you have to make fun of yourself.

[John Holmberg]

Can't be real. Just shave it off. Then he didn't lose his hair from washing with ammonia bleach. That fight would have been canceled.

[Brady]

It's pretty light there.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

But.

[John Holmberg]

All right, it's bleached his head. That doesn't have that. And then he just. I mean, this dude just knocking that hairpiece off, and then he starts laughing and. But he rips his hairpiece off and chucks it, because what else are you gonna do?

[Zach Ray]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

But he's lying. He went bald. You don't. Two days ago. I'll tell you this right now, as a bald man. Two days ago, if I'd lost my hair. Let's say if I lost my hair Friday, I wouldn't have had it replaced.

[Brett Vesely]

No. You're shaving your head today. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And you guys wouldn't notice with a Velcro dinner plate. Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Ray]

The top of it. Like, he kept. Whatever that is.

[John Holmberg]

That's glue.

[Zach Ray]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. He kept what was left. Whatever the ammonia bleach did left a nice little border for him to glue his new hair to, and he had to go find it. And plus, you're gonna go into a boxing ring, you're sweating. You'd be so concerned the whole time, your corner would have to say, you did what? Now, see, man, I washed my hair with bleach and ammonia, and then I got no hair. It's like, well, you're just gonna fight without hair? No, I can't let the people see me that way. And then he. And so his corner would have been like, you're gonna be distracted the whole time.

[Brady]

Did Iba or I, whoever. The guy's boxing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Could he protest?

[John Holmberg]

Why?

[Brady]

Illegal equipment in the room.

[John Holmberg]

A benefit, an advantage.

[Brady]

If he headbutt him a couple of times.

[John Holmberg]

I'll tell you right now, as many times as I've been in sparring matches and things, a dude goes in clearly with a toupee. It's my goal. I don't care if I lose this fight, I'm going to swing for that thing constantly. I'm not working the body once. I'm going away from the game plan. That toupee is going to at least half fly off.

[Brady]

It's all uppercuts.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's nothing but uppercuts and strong whippy hook shots to try to top his head.

[Brett Vesely]

Why is he washing his hair with bleach and ammonia?

[John Holmberg]

Why is it even close to the shower?

[Brett Vesely]

Is he out of Clairol or something?

[John Holmberg]

What the hell is wrong with this idiot? Even in the shower do you have ammonia bleach? Yeah, I mean, and then confuse it for shampoo. It's just a lie. He just lied. He lost his hair and he's been wearing a toupee the whole time. But not anymore. Now he's free as a bald man.

[Zach Ray]

It was almost like the. The Jalen Brown thing.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, remember with the spray paint? Pretty great. He sprayed it on. It reminded me of the wnba. Now this is how cool dudes are versus women in the wnba. What's her name? Got her hair pulled off in the middle of a thing and then she grabbed her head and ran off the court in the middle of the game. Her hair fell off.

[Zach Ray]

Natasha Cloud.

[John Holmberg]

I don't. Come on, man. Okay. What are you doing?

[Zach Ray]

Really?

[John Holmberg]

What are you doing? What are you auditioning? I know more. I know more WNBA than you do. I hope so. Yeah. I'm a straight male. That's crazy.

[Brady]

She went to the broom.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. It was Natasha Cloud. We all know.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's her.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's the one. So she runs off. Her hair fell off someone in the front row and she left the game. Like, where'd she go? I was like, oh, is this. Her hair wouldn't come back, right? No, she was horrified and someone in the front row Easter and got kicked out. A man's hair falls off on a pay per view fight and he's the laughing stock of all the boxing. And there he is with his arms in the air, smiling like you can have it. Yeah, this is the shot.

[Zach Ray]

This is the.

[John Holmberg]

On a lot, but this is the game. Through the rim. Her hair fell off Watch how I got to go. Oh, no. Oh, no.

[Caller/Contestant]

She gonna go.

[John Holmberg]

Head to the back. Yeah, she just left. Left. You can't do that. She had to go glue her hair back on.

[Brett Vesely]

Timeout called timeout for weaves.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

This league is ridiculous.

[John Holmberg]

Cancel it now.

[Caller/Contestant]

And then.

[John Holmberg]

They kicked the guy out of the game for teasing her.

[Brett Vesely]

He should be happy about that.

[John Holmberg]

Thank God. Instead, she should have picked her weave up and thrown it into the crowd. It would have been a souvenir.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

To one of the owners of Title 9 Sports Bar. And it would have been a fantastic. I loved every second of that. Let's see. This is why men's sports has a sense of humor about itself. If your hair falls off in the middle of anything, it's immediately funny, especially if you grab it. Can you imagine that happened in a football game? It's like, you know, we've had just.

[Brady]

A couple of strands been used.

[John Holmberg]

Well, sure, Paloma Lou's been tackled by his hair, but if it all came off, you would understand because it's attached to his head. But if you found out that Palomalu had a weave and somebody tackled and it came out and was like, it's a weave.

[Brady]

Everybody take his helmet off and cry.

[John Holmberg]

And then Troy grabs the weave and runs into the locker room, you'd be like, oh, Troy's never gonna come back again. This isn't good.

[Zach Ray]

That would be the craziest NFL.

[John Holmberg]

Like, hey, why'd you do that?

[Zach Ray]

If Troy Palomalo just had fake hair.

[John Holmberg]

The whole time when he had us all fooled, we'd hate him. We'd be mad at him, his identity. Then they show that ladies weave. Why wear a wig during a sporting event? It just doesn't add up. You're gonna sweat. It's gonna come off. It's just strange. Just strange. I don't understand any of it, but he won't.

[Brady]

I think you paid, you know, decent money for that weave, that if. Especially if I'm in basketball or football, I want a good weave.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

WNBA money. So she doesn't have a good week.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she's. And Natasha's not a superstar.

[Zach Ray]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So it's a mid level. That's Dollar Store. It's Dollar Store.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Zach Ray]

If you do get that, where you put that. Is that ebay or the toupee?

[Brady]

I was just gonna check and see if it's by the wayside.

[John Holmberg]

Weave in a full. Let's go back a story. Yeah. One of my cop buddies just text me and said, how good was that for you? To leave your wife or your mom. It says, can you imagine? And everybody do what the police say. That's what I mean. We're in a time when it's time to protest everything. But the cop just emailed me and said, can you imagine eating the. You came out of. Oh, my God. We'll be right back, everybody. We'll be right back. Yeah. The first time, you're like, all right. Going to get me some mama.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. Oh, it's just like your dad. You remember. Tell me about Daddy.

[Brady]

It was years ago.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you have his hands and his fingers. And his fingers. It tickles the same as it did 19 years.

[Brett Vesely]

You have his tongue.

[John Holmberg]

You remind me of him so much. My turn. Tell me more about him. Thank you. I love you, Mom.

[Brady]

Just don't have time to talk.

[John Holmberg]

Mother's Day. They have, like, romantic weekends. Anyway. Anyway, the officer asked, so I had to do it. An officer asked, I complied. I had my hands up. He asked me a question, I answered it. That's what you do with the police. He said, can you imagine eating the. You came out of. My hands, went up, and I answered the officer's question. That's all I do here. Yes, officer. I can't imagine that. And I'm gonna lay down for you.

[Brady]

That's the right person.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna be in a fetal position. The mom had to be like, you know, he's kissing her neck, and she's like, oh, this is weird. And then her chest. Okay, maybe. And as he works to the stomach, she had to, like, grab his head and go, I don't think this is a good idea. No, I want to give you pleasure.

[Brett Vesely]

Or she pulled it up when they.

[Brady]

First contacted each other, you know, and then sent a picture. It's like, I'm kind of attracted to you.

[Zach Ray]

Who reached out to who again?

[John Holmberg]

Well, he found her. Okay. But they didn't do that.

[Zach Ray]

He.

[John Holmberg]

They. He found her. And then when they met, they're like, oh, the energy in the room is so much more than I thought they did.

[Brady]

Some correspond, some pen.

[FanDuel Announcer]

They did.

[John Holmberg]

They did. But there wasn't sexual. They didn't know it was sexual till they were together. Yeah. When they arranged a time. And they probably had some odd flirtatious things. They're like, was that what I think it was? Does this wanna. And then. Yeah.

[Brady]

And then it was hammer time.

[John Holmberg]

And then it was. And it remains hammer time to this day. Yep. Yep. They're in love. Anyway, picture your mom. Call your mom today. I say, everybody, when's the last time you called your mom, Zach?

[Zach Ray]

This morning.

[John Holmberg]

Did you call her this morning?

[Brady]

She's up early. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What'd you call her this morning? Yeah, you. You got here at 5:50.

[Zach Ray]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You called her before. Oh, hold on. Is she in the bed with you? What the hell? What for?

[Zach Ray]

Say hi. At 6, she gets up.

[Brady]

Did she pack your lunch?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. What are you doing? What are you wearing?

[Brady]

She packed your lunch?

[John Holmberg]

Did she pack your lunch?

[Zach Ray]

Relax. No.

[John Holmberg]

And that. That's a euphemism for did she pack your lunch?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh.

[John Holmberg]

Anyway, it's fun having you, Zach.

[Brett Vesely]

She's listening.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Is she listening? Did you call her to tell her meatloaf tonight? I want to come home and smell bacon in the house.

[Brady]

What'd you ask her? Did you ask her some stuff?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. What do you call your mom today?

[Brett Vesely]

Really?

[John Holmberg]

You just called her? That's lovely. What a nice thing. Nobody does that. That's really nice.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You called your mom at 6. Did you say, have a nice day?

[Zach Ray]

She gets up the same time I do.

[John Holmberg]

All right, tell me more.

[Brady]

This new story's starting to open up.

[John Holmberg]

Keep going, Keep talking. That's good stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

You didn't call Marcy this morning?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

At four in the morning?

[Zach Ray]

Morning.

[John Holmberg]

No, I talked to Bunny yesterday. Rolled over and I said, sorry, I.

[Brady]

Woke Bunny called me yesterday afternoon. Wish me a happy birthday?

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, it's your birthday. That's nice. Yeah. Brady. We used to tease Brady because he sent his mom those chocolate covered strawberries for which is sexy.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Really?

[John Holmberg]

For Mother's Day, he would send his mom chocolate. No, it wasn't Mother's Day. It was Valentine's Day. Mother's Day.

[Brady]

They do them both.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, geez. Yeah, but you missed it. Well, Brent.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Zach Ray]

Oh, Sherry.

[John Holmberg]

He had a deal. Oh, yeah, Sherry from down at the arena.

[Brady]

She made him.

[Zach Ray]

Oh, did she?

[John Holmberg]

Anyway. Well, that's nice. And yeah, to Zach's mom, everybody. She's got it going on.

[Brady]

Can we call her?

[John Holmberg]

Call her and say hi? No.

[Brady]

Have you met his mom?

[John Holmberg]

I don't think I've ever. I don't think so. I don't think I've ever been on the phone with my mom at 6 in the morning.

[Caller/Contestant]

Morning.

[John Holmberg]

Ever?

[Zach Ray]

No, that was. That wasn't the question.

[John Holmberg]

I know, but I don't think I've ever liked. I'll ring her up now.

[Brady]

Yeah. You wouldn't think of reaching out at that early. But if you knew she was up, you would.

[John Holmberg]

I would. Have to be an emergency. She would think someone's dead if her phone rang at 6 and it was me. She's like, oh, that's because you don't know.

[Brady]

But normally, like, he knows Monday morning, quick.

[John Holmberg]

Called the mom at 6.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't call anybody at 6 in the morning.

[John Holmberg]

Me neither. Doesn't matter who.

[Brady]

He could be doing a bed check with his mom.

[John Holmberg]

Sure.

[Brett Vesely]

Just roll over.

[Brady]

Who you with?

[John Holmberg]

Who's in there? That's nice. All right, well, there you go, Zach. You're a better person than all of us.

[Brady]

You're not with your other son.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Zach Ray]

Good callback.

[Brady]

Good call.

[John Holmberg]

That's solid. He's jealous his mom's cheating on him with his brother. There's no boundaries over there. Brett, what do you got on the big board of musical treats?

[Brett Vesely]

All right, wake up. Song time. And we got a ton of stuff up here. Apparently it's Robert Daleo's birthday.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, from Stone Temple.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. So Cracker man on the list. Mastodon, Motionless and Wide Ice Nine Kills, Fozzie, Rage against the Machine, Lamb of God, Van Halen, Megadeth, Shinedown, Body Count, and Avenge Sevenfold.

[John Holmberg]

Said so. My first words I heard this morning on the radio was, can you imagine eating the. That you came out of? Sorry to start your day like that, but go back and listen to podcast. You'll catch the entirety of the story.

[Zach Ray]

Story.

[John Holmberg]

The British mother, her son or found love 19 years after. Yikes. Yeah, we'll get a little STP. Let's do cracker Man. That's a good one. That's a good solid one. Get that started.

[Brady]

Obscure Birthday. I. I know you'll know this.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

He's would have been 87 today. Robert Mandan.

[John Holmberg]

Robert Mandan from Soap. That was Chester Tate. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Still alive.

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Robert Mandan. Soap was a great show. Show. Hilarious. Speaking of great shows in American history. Also this weekend kind of came and went with all the things going on. Nobody paid attention to the facts. The great Desmond Wilson.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

From Sanford and Son has passed away.

[Brady]

So now 79 years old.

[John Holmberg]

That's. You didn't watch any Sanford and Son. You missed out on all of it. So there's whole stations you big dedicated to Sanford. You need to watch at least a couple episodes. Episodes of the greatest comedian of all time. And we'll. When we're off here, we'll play the clip of when Fred Sanford. This is how different TV was in the 70s when he was in court. You remember that one?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It's a legendary classic television scene.

[Zach Ray]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Where they used to. It's pretty. Everybody Google it today. Fred Sanford. Sanford and son for Lamont in court. And do it for Lamont. It was the. It won the Emmy for comedy, best comedy series like two or three years in a row. It was the one of the funniest shows you'll ever watch. I. I wasn't alive when it was on, but reruns.

[Brett Vesely]

He's not gonna do any more job fairs anymore, apparently.

[John Holmberg]

No, he can't. That was who I used to always lean on when I was the voice of Kiss 12:30. That's how it works. Cracker man for Lamont. We'll throw that out there for Robert de Leo, who's 60 years old. Stone Temple pilots have a 60 year old old. Zach's asking what his wife looks like. How old is she? It's Cracker man, everybody. It's 98 Kup. Wake him up. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98k. Still streaming. Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] I gotta say, we got a couple of things we gotta announce. Get my paperwork straight. This one says, john, it was great running into you on Saturday. Nothing more. Show says, like I said that night, I didn't think you guys looked gay in your Bronco at all. I've had that problem. It's just with Mark though, my friend Mark, when we're in there, we get people who think we're gay. Otherwise, it's great. Says I'm also the guy who got hit on by a gay guy. A gay guy in front of my wife that night. Started complimenting my wife. On the other hand, said, you and Larry look like a great couple. Signed Marcus. Well, thank you. It was nice to see you. It was a great show. That was an amazing concert. I didn't expect it to be as good as it was. It was as good as I've ever seen any band of Van Buren. We just have to start praising that place like crazy. That's the best venue in the city by a ton. I want to say this because I always do. Tony just emailed and said shout out to Boss, our best friend for 13 years. We had to put him down Friday. He's going to be missed, but he's no longer suffering. Rest in peace, Boss, our old friend. That means all you listeners out there have to give extra cookies and extra love to your pets today in honor of Boss. Everybody gets a cookie for Boss. Now before the Brady Report. By the way, those of you just tuning in, special guest today. Sitting in for Kevin Ray, son's announcer is his son Zachary and we're gonna play because Zach and or Kevin and Brady share the same birthday. That's right. You got a nickname. Welcome. That's awesome. Nobody likes nicknames. Brady still thinks that. People do. They screwed up everything. Oh, you have the same birthday as his dad, Kevin. And Kevin was going to come in, play Brady Gro today for prizes. And Zach is sitting in, but he's too drunk. Well, Kevin doesn't want to do it. He just. No. I wish there was an excuse. He just said, I do not want to do that. I'm like, ok, fair enough. Before we get to the Brady Report.

[Brady]

Am I brand liability?

[John Holmberg]

No. God, no.

[Brady]

I would think so.

[John Holmberg]

No, for Kevin is brand liability to you. Okay, yeah, we have a. And again, like I said, I just went to a show Saturday that was unreal. Didn't expect it to be. This might be one of those too. We're calling it Ufest 2026 and it's happening in September on the 12th. So it's the day after all the 25th anniversary celebrations of 911 and. And take a breath and go get a concert. In the next day, the 12th of September, we're going to have Dorothy open up Stone Temple Pilots and Godsmack rolling out at the Talking Stick Resort Amphitheater. That's going to be a fun everybody gets it right show. Drink, dance, be merry, have fun. It's September 12th. Tickets are going on sale this Friday if you guys are interested. It's going to start at 10am Friday morning and you can check it all out. 98kupd.com Ufest 2026 that's a fun one. Quick, easy. Get the three big bands in, they do their thing. That's a hit festival by the way too. That's a greatest. If you haven't seen Dorothy yet, that's a pretty solid band. Were they at a U fest a couple years ago?

[Brett Vesely]

Dorothy?

[FanDuel Announcer]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's was it last year. Was it last year? I was gonna say it's been.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

All right, Dorothy, good stuff. So you got that going for you. Nice job. Are you ready, Brady?

[Zach Ray]

Ready.

[John Holmberg]

It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. It's brought to bear friends at allpro/allprochade.com they'll take care of you and all your shady needs. If you've got a space in your house that has too much sun glare, whatever, a TV on your back patio and you want to fix that, All Pro Shade is the place to go. All pro shade.com Brady reported.

[Brady]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix.

[John Holmberg]

Hello, world.

[Brady]

Happy National Groundhog Day Day.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brady]

It's also National Tater Tot Day.

[John Holmberg]

I had the experience of sitting across from a Russian girl at IHOP who looked at the menu and said, what is this? And pointed to one of the pictures. And I said, what are you pointing at? It was like a breakfast. Like, what are you pointing at? This here. What is this? She didn't have that second accent. I made it that thick the other day. And I said, what are you pointing at? And we all started laughing at it. And she. She goes, these here? And I'm like, those are hash browns. Hash browns. I'm like, it's potatoes. You had potatoes in Russia. That's probably all you ate.

[Brady]

No, we only made them for vodka.

[John Holmberg]

We wouldn't allow you, Mick. That's exactly what I was like.

[Brady]

That's.

[John Holmberg]

Your whole country's like major export. Like, we pull them out of the ground and you eat like apple. You don't do dirt slices. Again, an IHOP International house in the. Yeah, well, I brought a Russian, so it's international. It's what the. What's called Hash browns. Yeah. You going to eat those? Yes.

[Brady]

It probably changed the world.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. I think so. Yeah, that's right. I've never had the. I don't know how to tell you, but each. Each bite of changing experience, each bite of hash browns makes me orgasm. This America, I love it here. She wasn't that foreign, but she didn't know what hash browns were. And that threw me off. I'm like, what the golden brown potato House bigot.

[Brett Vesely]

How'd she look?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, she's nice. She's a pretty girl. What are you talking about? She's didn't know what potatoes are. Dumb. Dumb. She's a visitor to our land. They don't have hash browns. Consider yourself lucky. You run around protesting everything thing. We've got hash browns. There's people who've lived here for a couple years, didn't even know what they were. I don't know what that is. And then at one point she said to me, where do you live? And I told him, how much was house? Like, Jesus, this is a. Like, I think I'm being abducted. What is hash brown? You just eat potato out of ground. Like decent person cooking. Yuck. It's very strange, but I enjoyed it.

[Brady]

Anyway, sorry, couple of basis fun facts. The hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe. Octo preference refers to the eight points. But the Thorpe is a mystery. One theory claims that it comes from an old English word for village because it looks like a village surrounded by eight fields.

[John Holmberg]

What's going on here?

[Brady]

The crown jewels contain the two biggest cut diamonds on earth. They both came from the cooling and diamond, which is 3,106 carats. It was found in South Africa in 1905. All right, last one is you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from two miles away.

[John Holmberg]

Who can?

[Brady]

You.

[John Holmberg]

You think I can't? Yeah. You don't have to.

[Brady]

On one side.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Do you have your hearing aid going? Yeah. You're not gonna hear that whale's heart.

[Brady]

Heart.

[John Holmberg]

How would I know, Brady, if you.

[Brady]

Heard the blue whales have heart?

[John Holmberg]

If I was just in a. What do you hear? Near, far, where you put.

[Brady]

You stick your head under the water.

[John Holmberg]

That's what he got. Yep.

[Brady]

Like, what was that?

[John Holmberg]

What was that, bro?

[Brady]

I heard a blue whale.

[John Holmberg]

And you got to convince the people you're surfing with it's a blue whale within two miles. I heard it. Like, he's lost. He's bruh.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Zach gets it because we. We hear it every day.

[John Holmberg]

But hearing him having a new guy sit here going, come on, what's wrong with him?

[Zach Ray]

Well, also, how close are you to a blue whale?

[John Holmberg]

Two miles. Two miles.

[Zach Ray]

Going to be in a position in the ocean.

[Brady]

If you're any closer, get out. If you're any closer, you know, stay out of the way.

[John Holmberg]

Brady loves to dive and freestyle swim in the ocean. And occasionally when he hears the. The haunting heartbeat of a blue whale, he has to get back in the boat.

[Brady]

We gotta get outta the water. Why? I just heard a blue whale's heartbeat.

[John Holmberg]

There's no way Brady would treat that like the. Like the lifeguards in Jaws. Everybody out of the water. You can't. No, you can't. That's one of those facts you throw out there and nobody's ever gonna check up on it. That's just garbage.

[Brady]

I've heard it, Joe.

[John Holmberg]

You haven't. Nobody ever has. And if they did, they didn't know. They just thought somebody dropped something. Something. You can't hear a blue whale's heartbeat for two miles unless you're another blue whale.

[Brady]

Lions roar is five miles.

[John Holmberg]

Come on.

[FanDuel Announcer]

What?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's what they say.

[John Holmberg]

I've been in the mgm. I've been in the MGM where they had lions. And people are like, lions are freaking out. You can't hear them. In the. In the casino.

[Brady]

You can hear lions roar.

[John Holmberg]

No, you can't. I've been in rooms with lions and they're roaring and I had to go run to see it because I couldn't hear it. I wanted to get closer. I wouldn't. Five miles away.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Read it to lead.

[John Holmberg]

I know it'll be up there. But again, these are those facts that Brady and all his zoo animal people throw out. And none of them are quantifiable.

[FanDuel Announcer]

I know none of that. That was what I was saying. A lion's roar is incredibly powerful, capable of being heard from as far as five miles, eight kilometers away.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[FanDuel Announcer]

It is considered as one of the loudest sounds made by any animal reaching up to 114 ducks decibels.

[Brett Vesely]

You.

[John Holmberg]

We would hear it at the zoo. We're close enough.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Nope.

[Brett Vesely]

Never heard one.

[John Holmberg]

Nope.

[Brady]

They're not allowed to.

[John Holmberg]

I've ridden my bike with you.

[Brady]

They got shot by the zoo. They got shot callers.

[John Holmberg]

That's fine. They still roar like a bar. See, this is why these.

[Brady]

They do not.

[John Holmberg]

This is why the COVID Clear. Get us out of that lawsuit.

[Brady]

I was. I was joking.

[John Holmberg]

You're an idiot. You can hear a car steering throw for 20 miles. They can't. You just. You know what you did? You know what these dummies did that somebody heard, well, we eat it. And then they got in one of those weird Toyotas and they just drove. And five miles later they saw a lion. That has to be the one. And then they thought you took that five miles away. It's a garbage.

[FanDuel Announcer]

The ghost in the darkness or something.

[John Holmberg]

Garbage. Where did you learn that garbage? Stat.

[Brady]

Columbus.

[John Holmberg]

Zoom Zoo. Jack. Hannah told you that nonsense. If you're within five miles of a zoo, you'd hear it.

[Brady]

Yeah, you can. I mean, you could hear it outside.

[John Holmberg]

No, you couldn't.

[Brady]

From the Columbus Zoo. You know.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady]

33.

[John Holmberg]

You could. No, you couldn't. You couldn't.

[Brady]

That's exactly what they sound like, too.

[John Holmberg]

There's a retarded lion.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Thank you.

[Brady]

It's in one line with a hair lip.

[John Holmberg]

He ate jelly beans.

[Zach Ray]

And.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he was born with a cleft palate. Those are. Those are stats that are just stupid people. Stats that get thrown out and then. But you know, this is how you know you're boring is when you throw one out and people go, yeah. And they just move on with their life. I don't want to hear another word that guy says. You just agree with him instead of. What I do is like, that's. That's absolute horse.

[Brady]

You need. You need to have it proved.

[John Holmberg]

Let's let's stand outside. I'll just. We'll drive right up Galvin Parkway and stand outside the zoo.

[Brady]

Cue the lion.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Hours when I'll just stare.

[Brady]

If they could get it to roar.

[John Holmberg]

Then you'll be going. Maybe that was it. Yeah. You go inside and you pay somebody a couple hundred bucks. Go get that line pissed off. If I hear it, I'll give Brady my car. We wouldn't.

[Brady]

I'll make some calls.

[John Holmberg]

It's a garbage stat for uninteresting people. It's a test, actually. What Brady just gave you was a fun fact. Is if you want somebody to stop talking to you, give them that one and they'll walk away. That's great. I'm gonna go talk to someone else.

[Brady]

For bit a little. You just nod your head and go. Yeah. Cool.

[John Holmberg]

You know that the roar of a lion can be heard for over five miles? This guy's an idiot.

[FanDuel Announcer]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Say, that's nice meeting you, Brody.

[Brady]

You too. My man can hear a whale's heartbeat.

[John Holmberg]

For two miles in the water. That's not like Zach said. When is that ever going to affect me? Ever? Why do I care?

[Brady]

Well, maybe this will affect Zach. There was a random poll that asked 4,000 people to weigh in. Which holiday character would win if they all went in a free for all fight. Here's where it goes. So Easter Bunny, the groundhog.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Wait a minute.

[Brady]

Easter Santa?

[FanDuel Announcer]

Easter Bunny's best or worst?

[Brady]

What do you mean?

[FanDuel Announcer]

Best fighter or worst fighter?

[Brady]

Who would take. Who would win? This is the leprechaun from St. Patty's Day. Well, that's not happening.

[Brett Vesely]

Hold on.

[John Holmberg]

This is the rankings of all of our phony.

[Brady]

Yes. And if they were fighting, if they had a. So this would be the champion.

[John Holmberg]

So it's the champion. And then the top 10 Ring magazine's top fighters.

[Brady]

And here's my. My only problem is someone brought in the tooth fairy. There's no holiday.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Breakdown characters.

[Brady]

But they included the.

[John Holmberg]

But just mythical. Like visitors to your home, right?

[Brady]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, to the kid without a tooth, there's. It's a. That's a holiday.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Holiday every time you lose one.

[John Holmberg]

And tooth fairy is probably the most. The hardest one to hit. I would guess like a mosquito.

[Brady]

And maybe he's defensive. He.

[John Holmberg]

He throwing. You have a male tooth fairy?

[FanDuel Announcer]

Wow.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Zach Ray]

Those three.

[FanDuel Announcer]

You gendered him.

[John Holmberg]

Do you have a male or female tooth fairy?

[Brady]

I'm just basing it off the. Do you think it's a man Santa Claus movie? Huh?

[FanDuel Announcer]

Basing it.

[John Holmberg]

Don't base it off that you're doing when you were a kid. Male or female tooth fairy.

[Zach Ray]

I'm basing it off the Dwayne Johnson movie.

[Brady]

Yeah, that one too.

[John Holmberg]

Well, okay. Well, you were 50 when that came out, so that didn't. That was not when you're supposed to make your tooth fairy choices. Well, when you were.

[Brady]

I probably went. Yeah. With male.

[John Holmberg]

You went with a man.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

No kidding. Because did everybody do that in my abroad too?

[Brady]

Not going to female dentist.

[John Holmberg]

It wasn't a dentist.

[Brady]

Tooth fairy.

[John Holmberg]

No, she's not a dentist.

[Brady]

And you also didn't have that clarity at four.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And you weren't that women shouldn't work. You weren't that. Well, I lost my tooth and women shouldn't work.

[Brady]

Yeah, I thought it was.

[John Holmberg]

That's gay.

[Zach Ray]

If it's. Out of those three, I'm going with the.

[John Holmberg]

For the fighting.

[Zach Ray]

The Easter Bunny.

[John Holmberg]

I think the bunny wins it.

[Zach Ray]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I think Santa's got them all.

[Brett Vesely]

All.

[Brady]

Well, if it was those 42 believe Santa would come out kicks everybody.

[Zach Ray]

You never said Santa.

[FanDuel Announcer]

I don't think he said.

[Brady]

But then 25 say love wins Cupid.

[John Holmberg]

Valentine Cupid has a weapon. Any gets from 14, said the leprechaun. No, too drunk, but loves fighting. Can't hurt him. Magic.

[Brady]

Also, he said he'd tell him to meet me outside the other end of the rainbow where they all would be destroyed.

[John Holmberg]

I think the leprechaun has more power than you think because you can't hurt him.

[Brady]

11% said Punxsutawney Phil would gnaw out.

[John Holmberg]

That doesn't make any sense. He shouldn't even be in this. Morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady]

4% believe the two fairies. Fairy magical pars. Maybe spit baby teeth at you.

[John Holmberg]

I never once assumed someone else had a man Tooth fairy. My tooth fairy is always like tinkerbelly. Kind of hot, too. I picture, like a sexy one. That's you kind of.3 and a half.

[Brady]

Percent said the Easter Bunny has a violent evil side which would maul the rest of the holiday characters.

[John Holmberg]

I don't care about this anymore. When your tooth fairy showed up in your mind, it was just a guy with wings.

[Brady]

Like, tell you the truth, I probably never really pictured them. I just, you know, I was happy. They're so dough money.

[John Holmberg]

But you thought a dude did it.

[Brady]

Yeah, I always. I always. The pictures that I saw of the tooth fairy, I think were.

[John Holmberg]

So you did picture.

[Brady]

Like in a storybook.

[FanDuel Announcer]

You saw pictures.

[John Holmberg]

He's got some.

[Brady]

Hear the story of the tooth Fairy.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And the Tooth fairy would lean down to bridge and go. You can hear a lion's roar for five miles. I'll never forget that.

[Zach Ray]

Man. Man.

[Brady]

Yeah. I always heard it was.

[John Holmberg]

That's interesting. I wonder how many people thought it was. I never even thought to question it. I wonder how many people thought Tooth Fairy was a fella. I think of all fairies as women. Except for down at kdkb. They're obviously.

[Brett Vesely]

That goes both ways.

[John Holmberg]

It's a different kind of fairy.

[FanDuel Announcer]

And when you're riding in your Bronco.

[John Holmberg]

And then when Mark's with me in the Bronco. The ferry ride. The ferryman.

[Brady]

Huh.

[John Holmberg]

I learned something about you, Brady.

[Brady]

Automakers in the US have been introducing all sorts of new trucks and SUVs. But minivan sales surged 2021 in 2025 because the millennial dads lead the demand for the cars.

[John Holmberg]

Huh.

[Brett Vesely]

They're usually a mom car.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. John.

[FanDuel Announcer]

I gotta say, I played Papago one time and I know it's not five miles, but I heard those lions.

[John Holmberg]

No, you didn't. You heard a car go by. First off. Don't bull. You're cruddy. I heard it once. Stories when there's freeways closer. You heard cars. There's too much noise in the air around here for a lion's roar to cut through the noise pollution.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Jackass says it was very early morning with no cars driving by. Very quiet.

[John Holmberg]

It also.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Happy Monday and let's go Hawks.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brett Vesely]

That's why you read it.

[John Holmberg]

So he's just put that one in.

[Brady]

There's a Philippine Airline, a 777Boeing Airlines that was taken off from Los Angeles flying to Manila. And a little about an hour into the flight, complete lavatory flushing system failure.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Brady]

So the crew had to scoop it out. Scoop. Because it's a 15 hour flight.

[Brett Vesely]

I'd quit.

[Brady]

Scoop. Human waste.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Right?

[John Holmberg]

What do you mean? The crew from there. From there. You just. Anybody needs to use this. Put a bag in the toilet in.

[Brady]

There and they have to scoop.

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[FanDuel Announcer]

No. What he said.

[John Holmberg]

You make the people poop in a.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Bag and make it more convenient.

[John Holmberg]

Tie it up and they put it in a.

[Caller/Contestant]

A.

[John Holmberg]

In a igloo cooler or something somewhere in the back of the plane.

[Brady]

Just a mess.

[John Holmberg]

And who's still the guy who's gonna deuce on a 15 hour flight when they tell you it doesn't flush? I'm doing it.

[Brady]

That would be an interesting stat. Like on a 15 hour flight.

[John Holmberg]

How many people are dropping on my flight to Australia, which was about 16, 17 hours. There were people. There was a dude who went twice in front of me. He got up and went to the bathroom room. They feed you five times. So some people like Brady wouldn't make it. Like he eats and poops like two seconds later because he can't control the sphincter. So this guy goes to the bathroom, doesn't come back for like eight minutes. I'm like, he's poop.

[Brady]

I'm not bagging it either. They're scooping.

[John Holmberg]

You're bagging.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

By the way, I don't know how this happened. It said Holmberg, if there was a real tooth fair, you'd have met him. Because that big Jew nose would have smelled that bag of quarters. How do I get get want to get punched for the tooth fairy? And it's just a big nose. There's no reason to throw the middle in there. I'm not Brett.

[Brady]

I know you want to eventually stroll around nothing but tracksuits. Oh, yeah, there's a new one available. Amtrak is getting into fashion. They're selling a limited edition tracksuit that includes a zip up jacket and joggers got pants, jacket, the whole thing, and a sleep mask. Purchase the Amtrak antrap the Amtrak store for $279. Check out. Where's the website? Amtrak store, amtrak.com.

[John Holmberg]

Got it. So you're seeing it firsthand? Yeah, it's going on for years. Your neighbor Laser just texted and says, sometimes at night I can hear Brady's heartbeat. But then the CPAP turns on and drowns it out. Yeah, that's probably true. It gets a little loud at your place. We're gonna go stand by that. That zoo. We'll go in the zoo. There'll be no. There'll be no lions roaring. If they do, we won't hear it.

[Brady]

Oh, you can hear it.

[John Holmberg]

You can't. You have to be close. I would say you have to be thousand feet.

[Brady]

Oh, for sure.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. In the zoo.

[Brady]

But I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And even still, you'd be like, what was that? Five miles? That's insane.

[Brady]

You think about it. In the Serengeti, it's pretty flat.

[Zach Ray]

Golfing at Papago, I guess, Right?

[John Holmberg]

I believe it. That guy didn't hear somebody's hellcat.

[Brady]

I gotta get there early in the morning.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Somebody texted that in also. Wouldn't you then hear everything on the savannah?

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. You hear lots of sounds, but I. The lion roar is the loudest one.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, wait a minute.

[Brady]

That was at least five miles away.

[John Holmberg]

Five miles Away. I think that's one of those kookaburras. It's a ceiling bird. So sorry. Garbage.

[Brady]

I just have two videos.

[Zach Ray]

See it?

[Brady]

But the one is the boxing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we already did it. We already talked about. So you only have one. Learn to eliminate trim. As trim as you. So. You all right?

[Brady]

Yeah. Ready?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. It's a fight.

[Brady]

It's a fight. It's one of the drifting car things.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. And the guys are fist guys getting.

[Brady]

Them out of the way.

[John Holmberg]

All right, so we got people drifting in circles. And then there's some dude standing in the middle of the drifting track. All right, let's go to that. Oh, and the guy just starts. Wow.

[Brady]

He just hits him down.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, and then you're gonna get hit by a car. Oh, little skinny dude. This is in Africa or something more of Brady's culture. And here comes more. Yeah, he just hits a guy. That's all this is. Nobody gets hit by the car.

[Zach Ray]

This was on Mill Ave. That guy probably could have heard it better from Papago than the.

[John Holmberg]

You see? And both ironically happening in Africa. The lion and this drifting race that's going on in the middle of Nairobi. Why does he hit him? Just.

[Brady]

Just to get out of the way.

[John Holmberg]

Is that his son standing? Yes, it was. Yeah, it might have been a son. He's protecting his son. All right, thanks for that. All right, you ready to go, Brett?

[Brady]

Sure.

[John Holmberg]

Let's tease young Zach. And we're dark web videos of Monday. Here we go. Get ready, Zach. These can sometimes go sideways. And it start off looking directly into somebody's anus. It's a close up of an anus. Oh, she's putting a sex toy into the anus. Seems to be the basics at this point. There's not a whole lot going on. Oh, she just pooped. She just pooped a little bit. It was for the camera. The best part was they had plans to be like, sexy where she was shown. And then she was gonna fart or something like a fetish video. And it got really bad. And then a little poop came out. What do people do for Internet? Viral stuff is great. Whatever she had planned before wasn't gonna be as big as that. All right, we're in a dash cam video. Dash cam flight. Well, here comes a guy, got a motorcycle. Head on into the. And he goes right to sleep. He does. He's so drunk that he crashed on the car, landed on the hood, and then went into a nice sleep position. He's not even hurt.

[Brady]

How about that Sleep shock.

[John Holmberg]

Do you think that people who are wrong way drivers see all the other cars and think, man, there's a lot of wrong way drivers.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Like, I wonder what goes through their mind.

[Brady]

What are these jackasses?

[John Holmberg]

Everybody's going the wrong way but me.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Or why do I only have one lane and everybody else has five?

[John Holmberg]

It has to dawn on you for a second that everybody else is wrong until you realize, well, wait a minute, it's me. Usually it's too late when you were.

[Brady]

Driving the opposite way.

[John Holmberg]

That's a terrible question. We covered it already. You don't have to talk to him every time. He likes new people. All right, all right. This one just says, wait, like a little gathering. There's people. It looks like India. There's a guy running around in front of a crowd of what, families and stuff. And he's got his hand in his ass. Oh, is he got massive diarrhea. And he steps right over a child and sprays a kid curry, man.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It's their food. And in India that's normal.

[FanDuel Announcer]

I don't know if that was a child. I think that might have been a full grown grown woman.

[John Holmberg]

You think? Yeah. This dude comes out of a restaurant to a bunch of people sitting down, waiting.

[Brady]

I guess mom was definitely over there on the side.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe they just live outside the restaurant. But this guy's liquid. Just liquid eyes all on top.

[Brady]

Yeah, because it's on her pants.

[Zach Ray]

Yeah, look at the pants. Oh.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, good lord. They're so used to diarrhea. In India, nobody got out of his way. Like, you make way for a dude pooping and running it, you.

[Brady]

No big deal.

[Brett Vesely]

The water, they got to bathe.

[John Holmberg]

I know. Make it. Well, that's where he was going to go take a quick bath. Oh, parachute video. And he's going into some water and he's got. He's going to miss the water. He missed the water. He skipped out.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Oh.

[Caller/Contestant]

Oh, his leg is in half.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, not worth it. All right, that's good one. We hit the edge of the water he's supposed to land in, and it's from his knee over. Just went dead left. Yikes. All right. Oh, I don't know what that is.

[FanDuel Announcer]

This guy lost his toilet.

[Brett Vesely]

Now this guy lost his vape pen.

[John Holmberg]

In a pile of. It's a sewer. And see if it still works in the toilet. And they took the toilet off of where the toilet goes and reached into whatever the hole is in the ground where the toilet is. He's got his glove on.

[Zach Ray]

First guy said, hit it and see.

[John Holmberg]

If it still works. Yeah. Oh, is that his vape pennies pulling out of massive amounts of chili and poop and he's just toying around with the poop. Just pick up your vape pen and wash it if you're going to keep it. Oh, oh, he's going to slogan. Why is it all in slow mo like an assassination?

[FanDuel Announcer]

Oh, they're in a ballpark.

[John Holmberg]

Looks like they're the Royal Stadium. He's going to wash it off.

[Caller/Contestant]

And.

[John Holmberg]

He'S going to use it, isn't he? Oh, the slow mo is just building tension for when he puts that in his mouth. Please don't do this. Please do not.

[Zach Ray]

It's gonna hit his left.

[John Holmberg]

Please do not do this. Oh, he's blowing smoke out that redneck smokes poop. You look at his face. That's a guy that would do that. Oh, my Lord. That's incredible. Oh, yeah, that's vomiting. I don't know what that is. That same guy? No, no, it's a different dude. All right, so that's what we got. Thanks, Brad.

[FanDuel Announcer]

All right, we just got this one sent in. Oh, as if we've seen this. Our girl, Libby Dunn. Oh, she stepped into the batter's box against.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Paul Skeens. Her boyfriend, super pitcher Paul Skeens is going to pitch to the beautiful Livy Dunn son, his girlfriend. What if he lost control and ended it? Oh, she's standing in the batter's box. Do you have it on yours? Look at those. Look at her.

[Brady]

She's gonna take him deep.

[John Holmberg]

She is college students. All right. She's spectacular. She's in her little viore tights. Yeah, schemes. Throws pure heat. She doesn't move the bat. Gotta swing the bat to get a hit, Libby. Look at that body. My God. God, I wouldn't even risk it. No, he's throwing 100 miles an hour at his girlfriend. And just in the off chance that.

[Zach Ray]

Imagine right to the hip.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Even if he's 80, 70%, that's still an 80 mile an hour fast.

[John Holmberg]

He's standing on a like a fake mound that could slide out from under him. And then he loses control and he heads Levy Dunn and it's over. Don't do that. You've got a beautiful girlfriend. Don't throw things at her.

[FanDuel Announcer]

How about her for stepping in, though?

[John Holmberg]

Chuck it out at ugly broads. Now Paul Skeen's going to like, I'll take the ugliest girl in the audience right now. Stand in there, grab a bat, I'm going to throw at you. And then give her a little high heat and see if she can get out of the way.

[Brett Vesely]

The.

[Zach Ray]

The mom from the. The story from earlier.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Get that lady out there for you to stand in there and get brushed back a couple of times by.

[Brady]

Ever step into the box?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but like her son does. Nice. Anyway, thank you. It's 8:20. We've got Brady Gro with special guests guest Kevin Ray's son. They share a birthday. I offered Kevin prizes from our regular birthday game that we play when it's one of our birthdays. We take prizes off of Home Shopping Network and the qvc. And if you get our quiz right, five questions, you get one of the prizes from the shopping networks. And it's worked out great. There's been some Moo Moos. There's been. There's been a lot of good. I want an awesome all in one knife.

[Brady]

One year.

[John Holmberg]

You got a purse. That was a Cincinnati bank.

[Brady]

Other than that, I've been skunked.

[John Holmberg]

No, you got Sauce Motos.

[Brady]

Well, Sauce Moto in the. But there's been years here.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Yeah. Well, you can't win them all.

[Brady]

Let's go, Z Ray.

[John Holmberg]

All right, we're gonna stand out. We're gonna stand outside and listen for lions roars. Well, Brady awkwardly. Brady's almost the pilot from Airplane. Gives a little nickname. What'd you do when you're driving on the other way? You ever see a grown man?

[Brady]

You've been in the studio before it.

[John Holmberg]

We got Brady Rock coming up in just moments. It's 98KUPD, Arizona's most powerful rock media station. He said fully erect. 98K. Still streaming Homburg's morning sickness [e-mail]. Ah, people are dumb. There you go. How are you? That's the message for Monday. It is very exciting. Brady's birthday yesterday. We're doing Brady Gro. Got a special guest today filling in for Kevin Ray. It was his birthday. Sons announcer Kevin Ray still recovering from the big weekend and the Clippers destruction of the Suns last night. But nice little three gamer. Two out of three at home or actually three out of four. Right? Three out of four here in the last week. A busy week for the Suns and the Clippers just kind of wore them out less. That's fine. Go three and one on those little stretches. You're going to be good. But Kevin was going to come in, said he didn't want to. His son Zach said, I'll do it. And so Zach's here today for no reason at all other than to represent Kevin Ray and our glorious game.

[Zach Ray]

Yeah, Repp. The name.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. Repping the Ray name. That's right. You're doing a nice job.

[Zach Ray]

Thank you.

[John Holmberg]

Learned a lot about him today. A lot about him.

[Brady]

Yeah, we have.

[John Holmberg]

He's into old broads anyway. All right, we move on. If you want to play with us, we're going to get you a prize too. Toledo. Getting all the prizes together with as seen on tv. What's on the home show. We got to turn the TV on, find out what's on Home shopping network during the break. HSN QVC fashion hour going on right now. Usually that's pretty true. Super bowl week. So they're going to start messing around with, you know, NFL pajamas usually are up there. We'll have an option. We'll see what they're doing on QVC and Home shopping Network. And if you get the five questions right and you will not only have Brady along with you as a partner, but you'll have the Ray name represented by Zach. Three people answering five questions. If all five questions are answered, all three people get the prize that is up for grabs. And we'll see what it is. Brady Gro. B Rady Gro. We're spelling with Y B R a Y. We'll throw the ray in the middle of Brady. Brady Gro is coming your way right now. 585-9800. If you want to play, you're going to win because this is easy. Three people can't get five questions right. And no phones. Even the people on the phone can't use their phones.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, there is a time limit.

[John Holmberg]

There is a time. I can't just sit and wait for the guy on the phone to pull up my phone.

[Brady]

The lion.

[Zach Ray]

That's okay.

[John Holmberg]

You'll hear him. Don't worry about it. We don't know. He doesn't need telephones. We can talk to you for $5. If he scoots over a little bit, he'll get an extra little few feet on his five mile roars horse. Can't be done. We'll find out who wins Brady Gro coming up next. It's 98. Holmberg's morning sickness. And here we go, everybody. It is time. Haven't played it for a year. Can't wait to play it. Today, Brady Gro. Brady celebrates yet another birthday and frankly, we didn't think this one was going to happen.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm just as shocked as you.

[John Holmberg]

You, Brett and I went out for drinks after last year's Brady grow and say, well, that was a good last one. I think we did a nice job.

[Brett Vesely]

Spill one out for our homie.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we spilled one out for Brady, cuz. And he made it through the year, which is this. Every day's a gift, Brady. That sure is. Every day's a gift with you. And we are joined by Kevin Ray's son Zach, filling in for Kevin Ray. As his birthday was yesterday, I offered up Brady Gro to him. He said, no, thank you, but Kevin has his glorious young son, Zach Jack, who said, I'll be Brady's gift today, and he will help. And if in fact any prizes are won today, Brett Toledo and I will pool our money together and buy three of said prize.

[Brady]

One.

[John Holmberg]

One for Brady.

[Brady]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

One for Kevin Ray. One for the caller. Good luck, Zach. It's nice of you to do this for your dad.

[Zach Ray]

Yep. Happy to be here.

[John Holmberg]

And it's a great way to get out of buying him a present.

[Zach Ray]

Pretty much, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Because he got him a very thoughtless gift. What'd you get your dad for your birthday? Oh, I just did it. Said, what did you get your dad for your birthday? And Zach goes, Amazon gift cards. He loves Amazon. Well, you mean a present with thought.

[Zach Ray]

Well, there's something else to it.

[John Holmberg]

What is it? Don't worry about it. What are you, personal? What? What did you get your dad? Shoes. Shoes.

[Zach Ray]

Doesn't have enough of those.

[John Holmberg]

I know he's got a lot of those. Are they used?

[Zach Ray]

Yeah, I just took them out of my.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not sure how you're operating here. Why wouldn't you tell us?

[FanDuel Announcer]

Wait, is K. Ray like you? Does he.

[John Holmberg]

He's got a lot of shoes.

[FanDuel Announcer]

A lot of shoes.

[Zach Ray]

A lot of tennis shoes.

[John Holmberg]

We're tennis shoe idiots. You guys both had good ones last night. You had the books. I love those.

[Zach Ray]

Yeah. Yep.

[John Holmberg]

Kevin had some solid ones as well. Yeah, we're all. We're shoe weirdos. We're ready to go. Toledo's got all the prizes ready to go. Brett has the phones loaded up. Brady Gras is here. And there are three people involved now. And whether or not Brady Gro will have a winner, five questions will be asked. I have the table of contents, and I will offer a subject. You will answer a couple questions from that. If you get three from that subject in a row, we move on to the. Well, actually, we'll stay in each one. We'll go five for each topic. I think we can do this. All right.

[Brady]

Got it.

[John Holmberg]

The subjects today, General knowledge, geography, science, history, food and drink, you should do well there. Pop culture, sports, animals. You should do well there. Literature, humorous, kid friendly.

[Brett Vesely]

You should do well there.

[John Holmberg]

You should weather random mass technology and. Yeah. And you can only use each category one time. So pick wisely based on the prize. See if you can get these things right. Are we ready, Toledo? What are we playing for? To start it all off.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Start it all off. John, we're going with. Let me pull it up on the screen here.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Can't do it. Never mind.

[John Holmberg]

Well, this isn't going well at all. Usually print.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Playing for the Wonder Bible. The printer isn't working right now.

[John Holmberg]

The Wonder Bible.

[FanDuel Announcer]

The Wonder Bible is a handheld Bible, John, on compact and lightweight audio player that is portable and convenient. This Bible contains the complete King James version, including the Old and New Testament.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Gospels, psalms, letters and more. Easy push button controls let you skip fast forward or rewind your favorite chapter or book. Pause or continue where you left off. A pleasant voice reads the book for you. Ideal for the visually challenged.

[Brady]

Skip.

[John Holmberg]

Who's the man? Who's the the. Who's the pleasant voice? General AI guy. There it is. That's the Wonder Bible. And it looks like a calculator for some reason. It does.

[FanDuel Announcer]

It looks like a little pocket version of.

[Brady]

Maybe you punch in the verse.

[John Holmberg]

Well, how do you know if you haven't read the Bible?

[Brady]

You just do random.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you just.

[Zach Ray]

If it was yours, who do you want the voice to be?

[John Holmberg]

Me. For the Bible, probably Freddie Roach. One of the train. Like a trainer of B. Boxing trainer. In the beginning I was probably just somebody with maybe Michael J. Tyson. No, I don't want Tyson in there. I just want Freddie. Stephen Hawking. I think I could do a few hours of that one. That'd be pretty good. Then the Lord speak. To keep your slaves happy, you must regularly beat them. It's in the Bible. Pacino would be good. Then Jesus was on the cross. How damn Jews. Please, no improvising, Mr. Eppino. It was the Jews. They did it. All right, here we go. Who's on the phone?

[Brett Vesely]

To start, we'll start with Don.

[John Holmberg]

Don, are you there?

[Caller/Contestant]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Welcome to Brady Gras 2026. Say Happy Birthday to Brady and then by via proxy to Kevin Ray.

[Caller/Contestant]

Happy birthday, Brady and Kevin Ray.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. Thank you. That's Kevin Ray's son Zach, representing his day, Kevin. All right, gentlemen, discuss as a tandem, the three of. What is your name again? Don. What do you do for a living?

[Caller/Contestant]

Mechanic.

[John Holmberg]

A mechanic. All right, Don, you and Brady and Zach will now discuss which Topic you'd like. General knowledge, geography, science, history, food and drink, pop culture, sports, animals, literature, comedy, Kid friendly, Math, technology. Pick a topic for the Wonder Bible. Good discussion so far going on between the teammates.

[Brady]

See, Ray, once you pick the first topic.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Let's go.

[Brett Vesely]

Let's go.

[Zach Ray]

Geography.

[John Holmberg]

Geography to start it off, for the Wonder Bible. All right, you don't have to buzz in or anything, but discuss between the three of you. Here we go. In what country would you find Mount Kilimanjaro? In what country is Mount Kilimanjaro? Discuss it if you need to, Don. If you're on your phone. Well, no.

[Brady]

Africa.

[John Holmberg]

It's a continent.

[Brady]

South Africa.

[John Holmberg]

South Africa.

[Zach Ray]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Don. Do you like that? He wants to go with Brady right away. Don's checked in and said whatever. Brady says. You like South Africa, too? Oh, say goodbye to the Wonder Bible. Tanzania. Hands and. Oh, don't do that, Brady. Don't. Oh, that was your second guess? And don't lie to me. And don't think that the Tasmanian Devil didn't spin in your head when I said Tanzania. That's not even close. Sorry about that, Don. These guys did nothing for you. No Wonder Bible for anyone. Goodbye, Don. Next on the list, I believe it's Isaiah. Isaiah, are you there?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Very excited on a Monday. Isaiah, say hi to Brady and Zach. You are playing Brady Groff.

[Caller/Contestant]

Brady, you.

[Brady]

Okay?

[FanDuel Announcer]

All right, just keep Isaiah on.

[John Holmberg]

Also, I've just been reminded by Sherry, the Jew from the Suns, that last night it was Zach's job to bring a cake to the after the game thing for so Kevin could have a nice cake and we'd sing Happy Birthday to him.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Him screwed Sherry out of some cake.

[John Holmberg]

Sherry didn't get it and Zach didn't get it, so it was the worst birthday party I've ever been to. And everybody left but me and Sherry and Mark. It was bad. All right. Sorry, Sherry. What's his name? Isaiah. What do you do for a living, Isaiah? I'm around. All right. What's that? What's that game?

[Zach Ray]

I like that answer.

[John Holmberg]

What are you getting? Bib. 100 grand a year. Being around.

[Caller/Contestant]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You know, another time out. Are you a drug dealer?

[Caller/Contestant]

No, no, no, no. Connoisseur of goods.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You're a drug user?

[Brett Vesely]

Tweaker.

[John Holmberg]

You're a tweaker. Stealing stuff. Are you in meth right now?

[Caller/Contestant]

No, not right now.

[Brady]

It's too early.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Oh, no, you gotta have. You gotta draw lines. You gotta draw lines.

[Brady]

Pharmaceutical category.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what you guys are gonna do with this one. Right, here we go. You've already used geography. Sorry, you were terrible at it. Pick another topic, please.

[Brady]

Let's go with general knowledge.

[John Holmberg]

General knowledge. Let's do food, said the crackhead. When. When you feel tax season's coming up here, I'm sure you got your W2s. What do you write for? Occupation. On your tax. Oh, you're not paying taxes. Who am I for? What is your occupation? Just. You just write employed. For employment. You write employed. You just answer it with yes.

[Zach Ray]

Yes.

[Caller/Contestant]

It works out.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Caller/Contestant]

They call back.

[John Holmberg]

What was your answer? What was your last job, Isaiah?

[Caller/Contestant]

Last job? I worked at a bakery.

[John Holmberg]

So you were cooking?

[Caller/Contestant]

No, I was baking.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Caller/Contestant]

I was putting my fingers in the dough.

[Zach Ray]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

I can only imagine how. Baking. All right, here we go. Good luck.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Would you like to know what you're playing for, John?

[John Holmberg]

Yes, what are we playing for, Richard?

[FanDuel Announcer]

All right, John, boys, you're playing for the bowl light. Turn your toilet into a night light. It's motion activated. Handy toilet light. Soft, white light, won't wake you. It has auto on, off, and it fits in the toilet. It easily hooks on and comes in seven colors.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, so do I.

[FanDuel Announcer]

And it is currently at 35 off. 12.94 on the as seen on TV.

[John Holmberg]

All right, are we ready? Isaiah and the boys, it's time for a little bit of. What was it? General knowledge. All right, we'll start with this question. What is the world's largest retailer as of 2026?

[Caller/Contestant]

Amazon.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Jesus Christ. The crackhead says Amazon. Do you want to go with him?

[Brady]

Yeah, let's go with him.

[John Holmberg]

He's very excited. I think we might have to give him. I'm sorry, Walmart still holds it all. Walmart's still the one. I like Isaiah. He's on crack, so he's at a disadvantage. Let's try another one. I think he'll know this one. Isaiah. One more. Yeah, that's right. To bounce us back, Isaiah has to answer this. Right? Okay, Isaiah, what day of the week does the Jewish Sabbath begin?

[Brady]

Oh.

[Caller/Contestant]

Let'S say O. Saturday, Friday. I am not getting any help.

[John Holmberg]

Nope, this is just you.

[Caller/Contestant]

Okay, okay, one second.

[John Holmberg]

I'll tell you right now. You've said it. What is it?

[Caller/Contestant]

Oh, let's say type faster on Google.

[John Holmberg]

And come hurry up.

[Caller/Contestant]

Let's say Saturday.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it was the other one. It was Friday. Sorry about that.

[Caller/Contestant]

All right, well, no, no. Google says yes.

[John Holmberg]

No, you don't. He's lost his mind. Mind. All right. No. Anyway, you've got plenty of time to shower up and go to the des and get your check. Thank you for. Yeah, exactly. Enjoy the blade today. There you go. All right, next one on the line. Can't be different than that.

[Brett Vesely]

Justin?

[John Holmberg]

Justin, are you there?

[Caller/Contestant]

What up, guys?

[John Holmberg]

All right, Justin, say happy birthday to Brady and Kevin Ray's son, Zach.

[Caller/Contestant]

Happy birthday, my fellow Aquarians.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you're an Aquarius, too.

[Brady]

Thank you, brother. Let's do this. Let's get on to animals.

[John Holmberg]

When is your birthday? Calm down. When's your birthday?

[Caller/Contestant]

Brady, that was awesome. That was exactly what I was gonna say was animals. And it's the 24th, Homer.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, 24th of July or January? Sorry.

[Caller/Contestant]

I mean, it's not July yet.

[Brady]

The weather.

[John Holmberg]

I know. I'm working on it. All right, look, I just dealt with Isaiah for a little bit. Give me a break. Here we go. Animals is what you've chosen. All right.

[Brady]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, animals. Here we go. What is the only mammal capable of flight? True flight. Only mammal capable of true flight. I'll give you a couple of choices.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

The ostrich. The bat. The peregrine falcon. I'll just leave it there.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Caller/Contestant]

Oh, it's definitely gonna be the bat.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's the bat. It's the bat. Don't get cocky, Brady. It is the bat. I gave you the easiest three ever. You were blank when I read the question. I had to give the option because your eyes were dead and gone, my friend. All right, that's one. I just wanted some success here. All right, question two. Let's go. What animal on the planet has the longest tongue?

[Caller/Contestant]

Giraffe.

[John Holmberg]

He likes the giraffe long, but then.

[Brady]

You go pretty big. What?

[John Holmberg]

Pretty long?

[FanDuel Announcer]

Like mammal.

[John Holmberg]

It says what animal has the longest tongue? The anteater. Well, that's a good answer right there.

[Brady]

Anteater has a long.

[Caller/Contestant]

Come on, guys, help me out here.

[Zach Ray]

Yeah, I was gonna say we're here.

[Brady]

What about a blue whale?

[FanDuel Announcer]

Whale.

[John Holmberg]

A blue whale probably has a pretty good sized tongue. Is it long or is it just wide? Is it thick?

[Brady]

Oh, it'd be all habitat.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Does it just have those fins that.

[Zach Ray]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Let's go with giraffe, guys. This guy's barking.

[FanDuel Announcer]

He's taking his choice.

[Zach Ray]

Go draft.

[John Holmberg]

Everybody wants to go giraffe.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady's not sure.

[John Holmberg]

You don't like this one, Brady? It is Brady Gro. Would you like to go out on your own? Break up with the team one.

[Brett Vesely]

It's your day, chief.

[John Holmberg]

Come on. You have final say here. Big Fella game's named after.

[FanDuel Announcer]

We're only on till 10.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Come on. You gotta go make a decision. Be a man.

[Brady]

I'm gonna go with my call. The blue whale.

[John Holmberg]

The blue whale.

[Brett Vesely]

How do we do when we divide.

[John Holmberg]

This 2v1, Brady's the final answer.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

He's jumping away from the team. He's team captain. Team captain says blue whale.

[Brett Vesely]

Well.

[John Holmberg]

Giraffe. Correct answer. I know. Sorry about that. I didn't. Sorry. We're gonna let you go. Ready? Screwed. Everybody on. How about that? Wow. That was rude.

[Brady]

I don't believe that.

[John Holmberg]

All right, next one up.

[FanDuel Announcer]

I don't believe that.

[John Holmberg]

Guess we'll finish it off with Philip. Philip, are you there?

[Caller/Contestant]

Good morning.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Say happy birthday. There you go. Happy birthday to you as well. Well, what are we playing for now? Toledo.

[FanDuel Announcer]

You're playing for the Arctic hat. Keeps you cool and comfortable through the day. It's the number one bestseller in clothing on the as seen on tv. Evaporative cooling liner. Works just using water and keeps your head 20 degree cooler during the hot summer months. Keeps you cool and comfortable throughout the day. The wet liner with cold water to charge and ring out the excess. Will keep you cool no matter how hot it is outside.

[Brady]

Great for tennis and golf.

[John Holmberg]

And Philip, what do you do for a living?

[Caller/Contestant]

I work for ups.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, so you're outside a lot.

[Brett Vesely]

You could use this.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Correct.

[John Holmberg]

Probably already has. Great for you.

[FanDuel Announcer]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

This is really good for you. All right, let's get right to it. The topics remaining as you've blown it with animals. Brady. And that was big time. I'd still say pop culture, history, food and drink, sports literature, which I think you should have. He likes food. Like food and drink. Food and drink it is. All right. This is a wheelhouse for you, my friend. You should be all over place the this. Let's start easy. What is the main ingredient in hummus?

[Brady]

Chickpeas.

[John Holmberg]

Everybody says chickpeas. These guys know it. Nice work, Philip. What do you weigh.

[Caller/Contestant]

200?

[John Holmberg]

He's kind of guessing.

[Brett Vesely]

He's jumping in and out of a truck all day.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's true. All right. You're not a fat guy. That was fast that you got that answer. All right.

[Caller/Contestant]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

What is the meat used in a shepherd's pie? Lamb likes lamb.

[Caller/Contestant]

Is it ground lamb or beef?

[John Holmberg]

Ground lamb.

[Brady]

It's lamb.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Why do you get so cocky when you know. Because I. You can just still answer with little jovial kind of toast.

[Brady]

Cottage pie would be.

[John Holmberg]

All right, that's two. Two for Three. Nice job. Here we go.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Is this for the win?

[John Holmberg]

You said no. 5.

[Brady]

You got to get 3 in one category.

[John Holmberg]

Go. What is the rarest and most spent expensive spice in the world by weight?

[Caller/Contestant]

Saffron.

[John Holmberg]

Saffron.

[Brady]

I like that answer.

[John Holmberg]

Saffron.

[Zach Ray]

He's saying it that fast? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What do you think? It's saffron.

[Caller/Contestant]

I'm a home cook as well.

[John Holmberg]

Brady, you like saffron?

[FanDuel Announcer]

Oh, food.

[John Holmberg]

Guys, saffron is correct. That's three out of five here. We're getting closer and closer to winning whatever the hell that was you were talking about.

[Brett Vesely]

Hat.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the arctic hat. All right.

[Brady]

I was gonna say Little Debbie. Swiss roll.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go.

[Brady]

Volume. It's really.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brady]

Expensive.

[John Holmberg]

Christ. Which country invented ice cream? You should know this. Which country invented ice cream? The arrogance has wiped away to the thousand yard gaze.

[Caller/Contestant]

Slightest clue? I haven't the slightest.

[John Holmberg]

He's out on this one. No help from Philip. Which country? China invented ice cream. Chinese known known for their ice cream. Italians saying he's got China, Italy, gelato.

[Brady]

And then. But I was thinking, did the Swiss jump in there or the cold?

[John Holmberg]

You think that? See now I would think. And I'm. I don't. I haven't looked the answer yet. That that would be a warmer nation that would invent ice cream to cool it off. Yeah. I wouldn't think that Switzerland would be.

[Brady]

They got some warm months.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Zach Ray]

Thanks.

[John Holmberg]

Ian Schwartz, Rick Steves. All of a sudden they got themselves a day to travel there and they crave the cool.

[Caller/Contestant]

All right, so he gave us a clue. He said warm.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't.

[Caller/Contestant]

So I went to slide his poor an idea. Brady, where you at?

[Brady]

Or ice cream.

[John Holmberg]

Let's just say Kevin Ray, son of Kevin. Zero.

[Caller/Contestant]

Help. Thank you.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. He said Italy on July.

[Brady]

Yeah, but there's a difference between ice cream and gelato.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Then there's froyo.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Caller/Contestant]

I'd go older.

[John Holmberg]

Froyo I think is probably Middle Eastern.

[Zach Ray]

And what was the initial one that you said? What's his name again?

[Brett Vesely]

Philip.

[Zach Ray]

Philip.

[Brady]

Philip. What are you thinking?

[John Holmberg]

China?

[Caller/Contestant]

I don't know, some. Something old China or you think it's, I don't know, Rome or Egypt.

[John Holmberg]

Think of a dairy rich area. Yeah, like simplify and Maybe you're overthinking it.

[Brady]

Yeah. Maybe it came out of Wisconsin.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, that wouldn't be a country.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but it's in a country. He'll figure it out eventually. Let him. Let him do the building blocks. That's right. Wisconsin would be the U.S. yeah.

[Brady]

Very region of.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brady]

Dairy.

[John Holmberg]

It's a very.

[Brady]

The dairy land.

[John Holmberg]

1 of 1 50th of the United States. This is taking too goddamn long. We'd need an answer.

[Caller/Contestant]

Yeah, I mean, I'm going with. With China.

[John Holmberg]

What do you think? Philip likes his old answers. China. Brady likes Wisconsin, and that's going along. And Zach likes Italy. The country of Wisconsin, huh? Yeah. The beautiful. Oh, God. And get your passport and your flight years ago. Oh, my God. I know. The. The ancient.

[Caller/Contestant]

Let's go China.

[John Holmberg]

He likes China.

[FanDuel Announcer]

All right.

[Brady]

Let's go China.

[John Holmberg]

He wants to go with China. China. China invented ice cream. Well, you gave him enough time to look it up online, so. Genius. China is right. One more. One more. You looked it up, Philip.

[Brett Vesely]

That's all right.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Giving him a time limit or are you?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we'll get to a time limit. Number five.

[FanDuel Announcer]

What are we sad on this one?

[John Holmberg]

What do we plan for again?

[FanDuel Announcer]

The Arctic.

[John Holmberg]

The Arctic. Oh, my goodness.

[FanDuel Announcer]

1999.

[John Holmberg]

$20. Everybody gets one.

[Zach Ray]

Keeps it cool.

[John Holmberg]

Kevin has to wear it at the next sun's broadcast up there in. In Portland. All right. Yeah. All right. Here we go. Good luck, boys. For the win. And Brady Gro. What is the name of the Japanese art of preparing and presenting food? Oh, my gosh. Preparation.

[Zach Ray]

Oh.

[John Holmberg]

And presentation of food. The Japanese.

[Caller/Contestant]

Help me out, Brady.

[Brady]

Brady, I've been thinking.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna throw out origami. I don't even want you guys go down that road. I know. And also, Brady will fire off ching ching, bing bang in a second, knowing that that isn't Japanese. But he will say it just to fill the air.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Thank you for those.

[John Holmberg]

Are both fans. Yeah.

[Brady]

Would it be sushi?

[John Holmberg]

Sushi is an actual food. Is that the name of the presentation and preparation. That's a valid thought. It's a word, you know, in Japanese. And that's what we're looking for.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Zach Ray]

Brady knows it.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't say he knows it or he doesn't know it. He just said sushi. Is that the sushi, the Japanese art, Raw fish?

[Brady]

Or is that the point of making.

[John Holmberg]

That preparation and presentation of food?

[Caller/Contestant]

Well, I looked it up, but being a sound moral fiber, I'm not going to say it.

[John Holmberg]

Don't look, Brady. He already looked.

[Caller/Contestant]

Yeah, he did.

[John Holmberg]

But you can tell him he's not right. You get one chance to say, brady, don't say sushi. Or yes, Brady, say sushi. I'll give you that right now. He says, don't say sushi. It is Sort of to say sushi.

[Caller/Contestant]

Where are you at, Ray Jr?

[Zach Ray]

I feel like it ends in shimi somehow.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

Like sashimi.

[John Holmberg]

No, you're just thinking of the menu. Yeah, I think of the entire. The entirety of it.

[Caller/Contestant]

John, we're never gonna get it. We might as well just wrap this up.

[Zach Ray]

Does it end in.

[John Holmberg]

Is it.

[Zach Ray]

Does it?

[John Holmberg]

I would have accepted Benny on feng shui. It ends in suke. I will give you a hint.

[Caller/Contestant]

Morisuke.

[John Holmberg]

He just said it. Never mind. He blew it for everyone. Now it's ruined. All right, Screw you. We're doing another one. And, Philip, you don't get any more words ready.

[Zach Ray]

So it's just me and Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. What is the cheese traditionally made from? The milk of a donkey.

[Brady]

Wisconsin.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, cheese. What country of donkey. What great band name. What is the cheese traditionally made from the milk of a donke.

[Brady]

Of a donkey.

[John Holmberg]

Or as a street donkey, as people sometimes say.

[Zach Ray]

It's not Gouda, is it?

[John Holmberg]

And Gouda come from Donkeys. From a donkey's te. Another great band name. Jesus Christ. See, that was why I preempted Ching Ching, bing bang Bad. The cheese traditionally made from the milk of a donkey. What you doing down there? I ain't know when them donkeys makes milk monster.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Just to clarify, this is a real thing, right?

[John Holmberg]

Very.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Donkey cheese.

[Caller/Contestant]

I milked a donkey once.

[John Holmberg]

Tell me all about it.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Somebody's been waiting for confessional.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know anything. Honestly, I didn't know you could milk a donkey.

[FanDuel Announcer]

I'll go along with that.

[John Holmberg]

I thought donkey unmilkable.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Is there horse cheese then, too?

[John Holmberg]

I have no idea. I'm not eating it.

[Zach Ray]

Googling it, probably.

[John Holmberg]

Donkey cheese. Brady, we need an answer. It starts with a P. Brady, I need this. starts with a P and it ends.

[FanDuel Announcer]

With an E. I'm about to tee off.

[John Holmberg]

He says, yeah, he's got to go. He's got. He's on the. It's over, Papago. Listening to the lion's roar. P ends in an E.

[Brady]

Jeez, you.

[Caller/Contestant]

Call yourself a foodie?

[John Holmberg]

Let me give you. Oh, never mind.

[Brady]

Have you had donkey cheese? Never knew it exists.

[Caller/Contestant]

Of course you haven't.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Zach Ray]

I was gonna say pimento, but that's.

[John Holmberg]

Why Zach called his mom this morning. So she needed more donkey cheese. The fridge empty.

[Brady]

God. Starts with a P. This would be a good.

[John Holmberg]

Ends with an E. And I'll give you a hint.

[Caller/Contestant]

I didn't Google this one, and I know it.

[John Holmberg]

You do let him win the Arctic hat.

[Caller/Contestant]

I did Fire off the other four answers.

[John Holmberg]

It is true as a chef.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I'll give you a hint. Starts with P, ends with an E. Here's the hint. Here's it. Not you. You're out. You cheat. You'll never get it.

[Caller/Contestant]

I was honest about cheating.

[John Holmberg]

P, E. You'll never get it. You see what I'm doing?

[Brady]

Doing?

[John Holmberg]

No, don't eyebrow raise your ceiling tiles.

[FanDuel Announcer]

No, no.

[Brady]

Let it go.

[John Holmberg]

Let it go. I like to watch it. I have to do play by play. It's radio, for God's sake. His little face got excited like he was pretending to know something. But deep down, his eyes never lie. They're always looking into the distance.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Moment when. When his face brightens up like that. And now it's gone.

[John Holmberg]

It's gone. See, that's that. But here's the thing. You got to learn.

[Caller/Contestant]

Learn.

[John Holmberg]

He does the facial things, like, he's hard at work, but his eyes are dead. Dead and cold like a shark. You can see them like a doll's eyes. And that's when you know there's nothing there.

[FanDuel Announcer]

25 years of looking into those eyes.

[John Holmberg]

Let's try Zach. P ends in an E. You'll never get it. I'm gonna give you five seconds, then I have to wrap it up on question five. You guys had this. You had Arctic hats. You were practically wearing them. They were. We were fitting in for Arctic hats.

[Brady]

Shoes.

[John Holmberg]

You have a suggestion? Look at those shoes. Yeah, there's a gay guy on TV in red shoes. Brady, don't get distracted by the tv. Come on, give me an answer. Name a cheese, for Christ's sake. Starts with a P, ends in an E. You'll never get it.

[Brett Vesely]

Go back to the gay guy.

[John Holmberg]

A word. Zach, do you have a word for me?

[Zach Ray]

I was gonna say pimento before you said the peel.

[John Holmberg]

No, he was gonna say pimento cheese, which I think comes.

[Caller/Contestant]

He just said it.

[John Holmberg]

Pimento. Donkeys.

[Brady]

But it doesn't end with a. An E. That's right.

[John Holmberg]

He just went through the whole word and realized. No, he. At the end.

[Zach Ray]

Phillips.

[John Holmberg]

He said. You just said it.

[Brady]

I know I did. Did I just say it or Zach said.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God.

[Caller/Contestant]

Zach said it.

[John Holmberg]

Neither one of you guys. Incorrect. Nobody said it's hooley.

[Caller/Contestant]

All right, fellas.

[John Holmberg]

Adios, Philip. All right, fellas, that was enough of you. Sitting silent. Way puli, P, U, L, E. I never even heard. Or PUL like mule cheese. Pul. Mule donkey.

[FanDuel Announcer]

What was the.

[Brett Vesely]

You'll never get it?

[John Holmberg]

U. I was spelling it for you'll Never get it.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Cao Cavallo is horse cheese, by the way.

[John Holmberg]

Don't even know where that comes from. I didn't know horses had nipples.

[Brady]

Do they?

[Zach Ray]

They have to.

[John Holmberg]

They don't breastfeed.

[Zach Ray]

Well, they milk something.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you can milk a stallion. I've seen that in eighth grade. True.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[FanDuel Announcer]

I don't know. Gemini's telling me it's cacio cavallo.

[John Holmberg]

That's the horse cheese. Well, there you go.

[Zach Ray]

Arctic hats for anyone.

[John Holmberg]

All right, we're gonna do another round. I'm gonna get you. We gotta get somebody a prize here. Skipping what we're ready to. That's right. Yeah. Try some on the way home. Milk a donkey and churn it up at home. And your big cheese churner, Brady Gro for his birthday going very poorly. Very poor. Kohlberg's mornings. Mornings sickness. Hol's morning sickness. All right, donkey, get your dick out. We're going to make some cheese. Oh, Shrek, I just woke up. I don't know if I'm performing cheese move this morning. Do it. There's a high price on that cheese, Donkey. And I'm getting that milk from you. Oh, I can barely walk. Shrek jerked me off twice today. But we make a lot of money on poulet.

[FanDuel Announcer]

I'm guessing HSA or.

[John Holmberg]

Huh?

[Brady]

Huh?

[FanDuel Announcer]

Home Shopping Network is out.

[John Holmberg]

What do you mean? Oh, yeah, I'm seeing the prices on the home shopping network. $2,000 cruddy bracelets. And they're ugly.

[Zach Ray]

It's lab grown.

[John Holmberg]

Come on. Yeah, well, so it's Brady's new kidney. And we're not selling those. All right. Oh, here we go. More. Oh, man, this one is awesome. Right now on the Home Shopping Network, we can look at that. This. It's Professor Amos 32 ounce Superfast Liquid Drain Cleaner. Two pack for $27. Now that I can get behind. That's what we're playing for. Was this duct tape over the actual label? Over the label of the thing?

[Zach Ray]

Maybe it is.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Look like it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, they have simulated clear drain on the. On the screen right now. Yeah, they duct taped down on the bottom. You can't show that on TV because it's Drano. They're comparing how bad Drano is is versus Professor Amos. And the. The drain here that they're showing is filled with rocks and garbage. I didn't think that's what Drano cleans out.

[Brett Vesely]

You got bigger problems than that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's. You know who's piling in here.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Listen to Jed Brady.

[John Holmberg]

You got rocks in garbage what are you. The thing. Why are you pooping rocks?

[Zach Ray]

They should really be selling the shoes.

[Brady]

Kidney stones. Spitting out. Just draining. Just clogging the drain up.

[John Holmberg]

I can't imagine that you're using your bathroom at home. If you're doing this. You were in a hospital. Usually.

[Brady]

He's got it.

[John Holmberg]

He's pouring Drano on the rocks. And hair. Where did they get so much? Oh, my God. And you know what? Professor Amos's stuff is moving those rocks.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Well, this is a good one, guys. You're getting this. We'll throw this in. And Toledo will give a second prize for round two of Brady Groff for his birthday. The big Brady birthday celebration moves on today. And the quiz is ahead of us. Zach Ray joins us in his father's stead to win prizes for birthday boy Kevin Ray as well. Brett, who's on line one? Let's go.

[Brett Vesely]

We have Kenny on line one.

[John Holmberg]

Kenny, are you there?

[Caller/Contestant]

Yes, sir, I'm here. How you guys doing? Happy birthday, Brady.

[Brady]

Thank you, Kenny.

[John Holmberg]

There you go. Kenny, what are you.

[Caller/Contestant]

Happy birthday, K. Ray. But you know what? Yesterday was also my birthday.

[John Holmberg]

This is perfect. It's Kenny Brady, Kevin Ray. All right. How old were you?

[Caller/Contestant]

47.

[John Holmberg]

47. Things working out at 47?

[Caller/Contestant]

Well, not really, but I lost my leg six years ago in a motorcycle accident. But I'm doing all right. It's been six years. I'm doing great.

[John Holmberg]

Are you?

[Caller/Contestant]

Yeah, as much as I can be.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Okay. I was just gonna say, because you can say you're doing great, but you'd rather have your leg back, right?

[Caller/Contestant]

Well, of course.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. I'm just making sure that you're not crazy. All right. Yeah. Are you driving right now?

[Caller/Contestant]

Yes, sir, I am.

[John Holmberg]

Did you have to learn to drive with the left. Did you lose your left or right leg?

[Caller/Contestant]

Oh, well, I have to only be an automatic, so.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, you can't drive a clutch. We knew that. But I'm saying. But is it. Was it your left leg that went away?

[Caller/Contestant]

Yeah, my left leg.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, so you're still good driving with your right foot.

[FanDuel Announcer]

How far down?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, how far did you. How. How much legs there?

[Caller/Contestant]

It's below. It's above the knee. They took the whole knee.

[John Holmberg]

How about that? I'll tell you. Sell your bikes. Would you still ride?

[Zach Ray]

You know what?

[Caller/Contestant]

I. I talked. I'm little Raz. I don't know if you remember or not, but I email you quite a bit.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Oh, you're little rats. Yeah, that's you. Yeah.

[FanDuel Announcer]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Used to be full size Grass. But, you know. All right, here we go. All right, here we go, my friend. Guys, topics still. We'll go with. Let's see, movies, tv, music, sports. I think we've got. We haven't done history yet. Tech, pick a topic.

[Caller/Contestant]

Let's do music.

[John Holmberg]

He likes music.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

He's firing off some music. I don't know what this is. I'm just gonna find it here. Music quiz is. And we'll start with. Oops. Oh, my God. It says I'm on a dangerous site. And the computer just asked me not to play this game here. I'm gonna do it anyway. Okay.

[Caller/Contestant]

That's automatic winner.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. How many. How many Grammys does Beyonce have? 27. 29. 32. 38 Grammys for Beyonce.

[Zach Ray]

I think it's 32.

[John Holmberg]

You know what? Zach thinks 32.

[Caller/Contestant]

I'm thinking 32.

[John Holmberg]

Everybody wants 32. Zach might have planted that. All right, Nice job, boys.

[Brady]

32 is correct, Z. Ray.

[John Holmberg]

Nice job. All right, number two. Question number two. Wow, that's a tough one. We have. You know, I don't want to do that one right now. What? Irish singer and women's rights activist died July 26, 2023.

[Caller/Contestant]

3. 2023.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, come on, guys.

[Brady]

Was it either Dolores or was it the cyan?

[John Holmberg]

Irish singer and women's rights activist died my birthday, July 26, 2023.

[Caller/Contestant]

D. I have no clue.

[John Holmberg]

No clue.

[Zach Ray]

I'm gonna go.

[John Holmberg]

Afraid.

[Caller/Contestant]

Whatever.

[John Holmberg]

Whatever he's saying. Dolores O'Reardon from. From the Cranberries.

[Brett Vesely]

Zach.

[John Holmberg]

Nothing.

[Caller/Contestant]

She died in 2018.

[John Holmberg]

Dolores O'Reardon did.

[Caller/Contestant]

Wasn't it 2018?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. You're a big fan. You're a huge fan. So who you say?

[Caller/Contestant]

Ah, you know what? Let's go, Dolores.

[John Holmberg]

That's fine.

[Brady]

Oh, Reardon.

[John Holmberg]

Is that what it is you're going with? That's your final answer?

[Brady]

Oh, that's what I'm leaning.

[Caller/Contestant]

That's up to Brady.

[Brady]

Final answer.

[John Holmberg]

Final answer. Unfortunately, Sinead o' Connor was here, and Brady had the second one in his tongue, and he spit it out. All right, well, you've had bigger disappointments in life, so I'm sorry, we're gonna let you go. Thanks for calling. Yeah. All right, we'll see you later. Happy birthday. 47. Most of them made it, by the way. Most of them made it all 47 years.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Texters had a lot of questions for him.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, we all do. Yeah. What do you do with. Yeah, he's stumpy. All right, next one.

[Brett Vesely]

We got tweaky back Philip. Isaiah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Isaiah. Isaiah. You're back. Yeah. Okay, great. It's not because you had somewhere to be. You have plenty of time on your hands.

[Zach Ray]

He's employed. He's employed.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller/Contestant]

Yes, I'm working right now as I'm speaking to you guys.

[John Holmberg]

Are you. How much you selling it for?

[Caller/Contestant]

Enough.

[John Holmberg]

All right, normally a guy like you says, I'm working right now, and his mouth is full, so I'm surprised you're talking on the phone. All right, here we go. The topic that you would like. We've already gotten rid of music. We've got movies, we've got tv. What else we got still in the list? Sports, science, tech. What do you got, boys?

[Zach Ray]

Let's go. Movies.

[John Holmberg]

Movies? You want to go with movies, Isaiah? I don't think it's going to last longer. I don't think this matters too much.

[Caller/Contestant]

Oh, I'll laugh around.

[John Holmberg]

All right, here we go. Which of the Harry Potter films is the highest grossing? And I don't need the full name. Just go 1, 2, 3, whatever. Which of the. I'll give you multiple choice. 1. 1, 2, 3, or 4.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Wow.

[Caller/Contestant]

Oh, if I say something, is that my final answer?

[John Holmberg]

No, discuss my answer. The guys. Yeah.

[Zach Ray]

If I ask a number, can you check the name?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Zach Ray]

Is for Order of Phoenix.

[John Holmberg]

It is.

[Zach Ray]

I'm gonna go four.

[John Holmberg]

He says four.

[Brady]

Really? Foreign, because. What was it? Goblet of Fire.

[Zach Ray]

Order of Phoenix was the one with Robert Pattinson. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Isaiah likes the Sorcerer's Stone.

[Caller/Contestant]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Because he likes anything rock shaped.

[Zach Ray]

Because Order of Phoenix was the first one that Voldemort appeared in.

[John Holmberg]

I want to pick it up.

[Brady]

Okay, let's go with Order of Phoenix.

[John Holmberg]

Order of the Phoenix. Number four. You all right with that, Isaiah? He says Sorcerer's Stone.

[Brady]

Well, he's pretty at it. What do you think?

[John Holmberg]

But yeah. When's the last time he's got all day? He probably watches it three or four times a week.

[Zach Ray]

Fine.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Let's go.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Sorcerer's Stone from Isaiah the lunatic. I'm sorry. No, it was the Deathly Hallows Part 2. The second one was the biggest. Oh, we're keeping him on the line for a little bit. Let's. All right. The same rules apply as last time. If you answer this, it comes back to you. Win again. Right. So just. You all right, Isaiah.

[Caller/Contestant]

Okay, I'm ready.

[John Holmberg]

Ready.

[Caller/Contestant]

I'm ready.

[John Holmberg]

I'm. I'm not. Here we go. Who played Barbie in the 2023 movie of the same name?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh.

[John Holmberg]

My.

[Zach Ray]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

Are you typing it? Don't be a dick, Isaiah. Play along.

[Caller/Contestant]

No typing.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm promise.

[Caller/Contestant]

No typing artist. Same name as the Barbie. Who played Barbie?

[Brett Vesely]

Me?

[John Holmberg]

You're asking your phone right in front of us.

[Brady]

No, I swear.

[Caller/Contestant]

I swear I'm not.

[Brett Vesely]

I swear.

[FanDuel Announcer]

He's got two phones.

[Zach Ray]

He's got two phones.

[Caller/Contestant]

No, I really ain't. I wish I looking it up. I can't get no help, no hint.

[John Holmberg]

Who played Barbie, like two years ago?

[Brady]

Mar.

[John Holmberg]

Everywhere. What'd you say?

[Caller/Contestant]

Margot Roby. Something like that.

[John Holmberg]

It's something like that because you're reading it, but nice job, jackass. You're the worst actor I've ever been on the phone with. All right. Was it Margot Roby? That seems to be something that popped into my brain the second the phone said. All right. All right, Jackass. Isaiah, here we go. We're going to try, I'll give you that. That's one. You guys are back on the board with Isaiah. I want to get him the prize. What are we playing for? The drain stuff. That's what he needs. Something under anything that comes out from underneath the sink, he needs.

[Brady]

That solves it.

[John Holmberg]

All right, here we go.

[Caller/Contestant]

Ready?

[John Holmberg]

Who played Oppenheimer in Oppenheimer?

[Zach Ray]

Is it still just him?

[John Holmberg]

No, it's all you.

[Zach Ray]

Killian Murphy.

[Caller/Contestant]

Is this the group effort?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brady]

Hold on, let's.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no.

[Brady]

Go ahead.

[Caller/Contestant]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, good. I'm glad you joined the group then. Thanks for announcing. Is this a group effort? Because I don't know.

[Brady]

I love it.

[John Holmberg]

Brady, you like his answer? That's right. I believe it is.

[Brady]

Let's check with Isaiah.

[FanDuel Announcer]

What does your phone say?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, did you get that one?

[Caller/Contestant]

I can't use my phone right now. Hands free.

[John Holmberg]

All right, here we go.

[Brett Vesely]

Oppenheimer.

[Zach Ray]

Yeah, Barbenheimer.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Zach Ray]

Same weekend that Barbie and Oppenheimer came, it was Barbenheimer.

[John Holmberg]

All right, let's go.

[Brady]

Isaiah.

[John Holmberg]

Getting out of the car. Are you okay, Isaiah?

[Caller/Contestant]

Yes, I'm cool right now. One second. I'm ready, though.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go.

[Brett Vesely]

Sounds like the chirping.

[John Holmberg]

Name one of the three kittens in Disney's the Aristocrat.

[Brady]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

You read it wrong.

[Caller/Contestant]

I said.

[John Holmberg]

One of the three kittens in Disney's Aristocrats.

[Caller/Contestant]

Let's go with.

[John Holmberg]

He wants to go with. Are you guys going with? You want the crackheads? Pussy.

[Caller/Contestant]

Brady knows. I'll go with Brady. Final answer.

[John Holmberg]

Brady, he's yours. And final answer.

[Brady]

Okay, well, that's bigger. Yeah, that's what we're going with.

[John Holmberg]

He would like to Go with Brady's answer as his final answer. This guy's out of his brain. I love him. Where are you?

[Caller/Contestant]

I'm driving. I'm at the food truck in front of your guys office.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, awesome. Is that that red dot on Brady's head? What's going on?

[FanDuel Announcer]

Just maybe a throw in prize if Isaiah makes it all the way.

[John Holmberg]

What do you mean makes it all the way? They're not getting past this.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Will you take Isaiah to the Rah Rah room?

[John Holmberg]

Hell no. Oh my God.

[Brady]

Jeez.

[John Holmberg]

Mine don't take him down there.

[Brett Vesely]

Take him to the boom boom room.

[John Holmberg]

And take him to boom boom room. Anything Brady?

[Brady]

I going? I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I'll give you. I'll give you multiple choice. All right, ready? After sun, Marie, Miranda Carey.

[Zach Ray]

Like Marie.

[Brady]

I'm leaning towards Marie, but.

[Zach Ray]

Isaiah, what about you?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, after sun, Miranda, Carrie, Marie.

[Brady]

Let's. Let's go with Marie.

[John Holmberg]

He likes Marie. Yeah, Isaiah, you good with Marie or you still want to lean on pussy?

[Zach Ray]

See?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Miranda, he likes Miranda. That was his favorite one.

[Caller/Contestant]

Sounds like a. Yeah, sounds like a what?

[John Holmberg]

You know, like a cat's name from a Disney special.

[Caller/Contestant]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I have a feeling you would call Isaiah and go, I'm so sorry. Your entire family was killed last night. You. Been a terrible, terrible mix up. You're the one with the brain cancer. Jumped in there really quickly, did like Miranda. And this is a guy who probably accidentally watched the Aristocrats yesterday.

[Caller/Contestant]

Oh, let's go with it. Miranda.

[Brady]

All right, we'll go with Miranda.

[Brett Vesely]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Miranda's the final answer from the three. Yes, it was Marie. Are you guys listening to the crackhead? Of course. Trust you idiots. All right, sorry. We're gonna let you go now. Isaiah, you're insane.

[Brady]

He did that that on purpose.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Yeah, Dexter says John, I know this is the point and I still love the segment, but God, am I dumber for having listened that whole time.

[John Holmberg]

Isaiah is out there with us driving around. He's in a car. He's in 2 tons of moving metal, legally operating a vehicle.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Hopefully he was parked.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's.

[Brett Vesely]

He's flying.

[John Holmberg]

What was the.

[Zach Ray]

What was the guy with the leg?

[Brett Vesely]

Kenny.

[John Holmberg]

Kenny?

[Zach Ray]

Kenny is a safer driver than.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, everything about Kenny seems safer now. Now maybe not before. I wonder if Kenny was swerving to avoid Isaiah and that's how his leg fell off. All right, got one more.

[Brady]

Careful in that health.

[John Holmberg]

All right, we'll try one more.

[Brett Vesely]

It's John.

[John Holmberg]

John, are you there?

[Caller/Contestant]

Yes, it's John.

[John Holmberg]

Are you also on crack cocaine? John, or are we clear?

[Caller/Contestant]

I am not.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Caller/Contestant]

I am not. Happy birthday, Brady.

[Brady]

Thank you.

[Caller/Contestant]

Birthday K. Ray.

[John Holmberg]

Would you like to go? I'll let you guys pick anything you want. Anything. Topic. Any of them. What do you got?

[Caller/Contestant]

We'll go with Brady. What do you think, man?

[John Holmberg]

He's not a topic. Let's go back to food and drink.

[Brady]

Food and drink.

[John Holmberg]

Food and drink. Is it okay.

[Brady]

Another puli.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Itching for some animals.

[John Holmberg]

All right, I'll just.

[Brady]

Yeah, let's go. Some animals.

[John Holmberg]

Animals again.

[Brady]

I got them right in the first place.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you didn't. You actually never said that. You said, but it's not an animal. It was determined that that's a mammal. And the question was animal. It's not an animal animal. It's a mammal. And when they asked animals besides that, the question was longest, not biggest. That's different too. And then the anteater is the. The other one that they say. And you never said that.

[Brady]

And how long is the blue whale?

[John Holmberg]

It's a. It's a large tongue, but it also said animal. And then the thing and I read it that they don't consider it that a tongue in a blue whale's mouth.

[Brady]

Gotcha. All right.

[John Holmberg]

It's similar, but it's a pal or a plate for food. Smell mashing.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Different than the tongues we're talking about. And I knew he'd get cocky about it because he can't be wrong about animals and often is. All right, we'll go with animals then. Ready? Here we go.

[Brett Vesely]

What are we playing for?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, what are we playing for there? Oh, find the prize.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Well, I've got something if we still want to give the. The chemicals there.

[John Holmberg]

No. Oh, that's a cool fan, though.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Playing for the turbo pump, John. 1999. This automatic cordless powered liquid transfer pump has an auto stop sensor that detects when a tank is full. You can transfer gas, water, oil, and more without the mess. Transfer over a gall in just seconds.

[Brady]

Run out of gas.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's pretty neat.

[Brett Vesely]

Could have used that.

[John Holmberg]

Too bad. We can get Isaiah back on the phone. He'd have all the uses for that thing. That's neat. All right, here we go. Animals. John, are you there still?

[Caller/Contestant]

Yes, I'm still here.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Yep. On average, within 10 either direction. How many teeth does a dolphin have? Have.

[Zach Ray]

10 on either direction.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'll give you 10. I'll give you a leeway of 20. Really? If you're within 20, I'll give it.

[Caller/Contestant]

Got to be a lot. There's got to be a lot.

[John Holmberg]

There's a lot. I'll tell you it's a lot.

[Zach Ray]

You said 10 to 12.

[John Holmberg]

If you're within. I'll even say if you're within 20 on either end. I'll give it to you on 20. 20 on either side.

[Caller/Contestant]

80.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna tell you. Shooting low. I'm gonna just give you the hint that you're shooting low.

[Zach Ray]

Shooting low on each.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna double it.

[Caller/Contestant]

Go with 180.

[John Holmberg]

180.

[Caller/Contestant]

Not double, but whatever.

[John Holmberg]

It's not double, but, you know, it's good Isaiah math.

[Brady]

I'll go a hundred.

[John Holmberg]

He says 100 teeth.

[Zach Ray]

I was gonna say 95.

[John Holmberg]

95. John, what do you think?

[Brett Vesely]

What's the difference?

[Caller/Contestant]

I'm thinking. I still wanna. Yeah, right. We'll go with Brady. We'll go with 100.

[John Holmberg]

Brady says 100. You're all right with that?

[Zach Ray]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I should have gone with any of them. 240 teeth in a dolphin's mouth. I'll give you another chance. That's a tough one. Let's go again. Cool.

[Caller/Contestant]

Thank you.

[John Holmberg]

All right, let's try again. What color are flamingos when they're born? I'll ask her right now. White, White, black, gray or pink? White. Black. Gray or pink? Yeah. Why is this funny? What's racist about this?

[Brett Vesely]

I was.

[John Holmberg]

I'm laughing at him laughing.

[Brady]

I'm going with white.

[John Holmberg]

It's a white like white. I was gonna go gray, but he likes gray. John, do you have an answer?

[Caller/Contestant]

I like gray, too. I like gray, too.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Gray is correct. Gray is correct. That's one, boys. Nice job.

[Brady]

Nice job.

[John Holmberg]

There we go.

[Zach Ray]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

All right. What is the bird featured on the flag of Mexico? And seeing them a lot with these ice protests. The bird on the flag of Mexico?

[Brady]

Golden eagle.

[Caller/Contestant]

Golden eagle and the eagle.

[John Holmberg]

You like eagles?

[Caller/Contestant]

Yeah, I like that too, man.

[John Holmberg]

Eagle is correct. Well done. Eagle is right. Nicely done. Here we go, boys. It's three, right?

[Zach Ray]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

Playing for that weird. Weird tweaky, right? Yeah. I'll give you one. We'll win at three. I don't have time for this anymore. How many brains, and I'll give you within one. Does a giant Pacific octopus have? How many brains?

[Caller/Contestant]

Oh, I've heard this. I've heard this before. It is multiple.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that would be the brains. Brains is the dead giveaway with that. Like, how many brains, can I ask, is within 10? Yep, within 10. I'll give it to you within 10.

[Zach Ray]

Within 10.

[Caller/Contestant]

Oh, within 10. Yeah, I know there was, like, it's at least. At least seven. It's six or seven.

[John Holmberg]

Well, if I'm giving it to you within.

[Caller/Contestant]

I'm not Googling anything either, too, by the way.

[Brett Vesely]

Ways.

[Zach Ray]

By the way, guys, I was initially gonna say 6.

[John Holmberg]

Now I'm just gonna take away my within 10. If you guys are gonna guess that. Well.

[Brady]

If there's eight legs, would there be one for each leg? And then.

[Zach Ray]

Okay.

[Brady]

Brain would be 9 or 9.

[Zach Ray]

9. Let's go 9.

[John Holmberg]

Like 9.

[Caller/Contestant]

9.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if there's a brain per leg, but nine is correct. Well done. I didn't like to end. All right, that's a good one. What was the name of the snake in the Jungle Book? This is for the win Book tattoo. You have a Jungle Book tattoo?

[Caller/Contestant]

I do. On my chest. The original tiger is raja from the 50s.

[John Holmberg]

No kidding.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Right?

[John Holmberg]

And you don't remember the snake's name and you memorialize. Oh, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

Know it.

[Caller/Contestant]

No, it's up like that. And I do remember. This was one of my. My kids are grown and older, but they love the Jungle Book. I used to watch it and read the books to them.

[John Holmberg]

Man, none of this is an answer.

[Brady]

Yeah, Mowgli, you got bab Baloo. See? Orangutan or King Louie.

[Caller/Contestant]

It was something really simple, though, man. It was like. Like jaw or. It's not Ra or something like that.

[Brady]

It is with it.

[Caller/Contestant]

I think it's car. Yep, I think it's car.

[Brady]

Brady, Is that right?

[John Holmberg]

He's a Jungle Book tattoo on his chest. Is it Khan? Is it Khan?

[Brady]

Raja Khan.

[John Holmberg]

Let's go with you like Khan?

[Brady]

Yeah, let's go with Khan.

[John Holmberg]

Everybody good with Khan?

[Caller/Contestant]

I'm, like, dropping the N, man. I think it's all right.

[John Holmberg]

We know that. That's all right. We understand. Most of our listeners do.

[Caller/Contestant]

That one was for you, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

All right, we gotta go. Khan or Kah? Brady, you have final answer. Let's drop the N. Okay, we'll drop the. Drop the N. Are you sure?

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Brady, you have the final answer for the win. It's your birthday. You're the only one that can decide this properly.

[Brady]

I'm going with Khan.

[John Holmberg]

He's going with Khan. It's ka.

[Brett Vesely]

You should have dropped the S. What.

[John Holmberg]

An unfortunate nightmare for everybody. Sorry, Jon, John, thanks for winning. Loser. Brady, the birthday boy wrecks it for everyone.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Thanks for saving us money.

[John Holmberg]

No prizes. And who's the big winner on your birthday? Toledo. Brett and John. $0.

[Brady]

Great job. I'm glad it worked out.

[John Holmberg]

It did for all of us. It's actually excellent. Nice job. Yeah, that was. That was about every year, Con. No, now don't start being a baby like you did with rock. You've gotten plenty of gifts. We all play on our birthdays the whole time. I didn't about any to blame this year. Every year I've done that question in.

[Zach Ray]

The first round when you announced it and he was like, oh, I knew that.

[John Holmberg]

I knew that. That's how it always. Well, there you go. It was fun, though. Nice job. And hopefully that crackhead calls back another time and tells us he's all better.

[Brady]

Should have known.

[John Holmberg]

Drop the N. You drop the N. The phrase. The pays man. There it goes. The 2026 version of Brady Gro is over. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station, east said, fully erect. Still streaming, Homberg's Morning sickness [e-mail] get the Entertainment Drill out of the way before we do that. Ladies and gentlemen, Kevin Ray. Sun set in the whole damn morning and didn't annoy us hardly at all. Excellent job.

[Brady]

I failed him. I failed him.

[John Holmberg]

You did. You failed him at the end.

[Zach Ray]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

When you said Omar Khan, general manager of the Steelers, was the snake.

[Zach Ray]

Keep the end, don't drop the end.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. Dropping ends. Don't ever drop the end in this room. If they say drop the end, like.

[Brady]

No, I crossed him over with sheer con.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what you mean. You can make an excuse all you want. It's still a loss. Work harder next time. And know your jungle Book. That's what I say. But you say the words jungle book and then say drop the N. I have to stop the room and say, I want to keep our jobs here. But, boys, don't do that. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends at the Schwartz Laser Eye Center. Your dad also. Yeah, Kevin Ray. I've been there. They take care of everybody. The official team doc for the Suns and the Diamondbacks. And they'll give you that consultation you've been aiming for. Get those glasses and contacts out of your life for good. And go see what Dr. Jay Schwartz has in store for you. Get a plan together, get your vision back without those crutches, watches, and get you on the path of seeing super clear and super bright in no time at all. What are you waiting for? Teamidoc.com it's the Schwartz Laser Eye Center. Brady, entertain me.

[Brady]

NHL. NHL tickets have gone up. Increased. They're selling a lot more this year.

[John Holmberg]

Not increased in value. But they have better sales sales ticket.

[Brady]

Sales and on the according to the platform seatgeek. They think the one reason is because of the show he did. Rivalry.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah. You think that's why people are going to hockey games?

[Brady]

I don't try to analyze three different week long periods during the season so far compared it with same time last year. Ticket sales are up 24% the same time when the first episode air of the HBO.

[John Holmberg]

This may be the first time. This is the first time I think that the gay agenda is revealed and actually is real. Because if they think that two dudes bfing constantly on a Netflix special is going to make me go, geez, you know, I haven't seen the Mammoths and Hurricanes play in a while. I better go get some tickets.

[Brady]

There is an increase of first time purchasers and no way. Solo ticket sales.

[Zach Ray]

Solo ticket sales.

[John Holmberg]

Dudes, you go beat off the hockey players. Players.

[Zach Ray]

I was initially going to say it's a lot of girlfriends dragging their boys.

[John Holmberg]

That could be. The girls might be interested now because they think that hockey players all do it after the game. There's hardly any hockey in that series. A little bit.

[Zach Ray]

It's apparently like 5% hockey.

[John Holmberg]

It's 95% porn. I mean I could barely finish. It was so gay. Well, these guys. Please just turn the other one around so I can pretend better.

[Brett Vesely]

Better.

[John Holmberg]

They're in good shape.

[Brady]

I'll tell.

[John Holmberg]

They're. They look fantastic, you know, playing tummy sticks on tv. But I'd. I wanted a little hockey on it. You want to watch a good hockey show at shsy? It's a great hockey show letter Kenny too. But shy is. Yeah, it's classic. Watch some shy.

[Brady]

Universal announced Friday that the forthcoming sequel of the Fast and Furious franchise, guys has got a title Fast forever.

[Brett Vesely]

Is this 11 now 10.

[John Holmberg]

11. Is it 10? I think they had.

[Brett Vesely]

Was the last one fast 10 or something?

[Brady]

No, the last one was fast 10.

[Zach Ray]

Yeah, that's right.

[John Holmberg]

Number 11. I wonder if they're going to go.

[Zach Ray]

To space again this time.

[John Holmberg]

That was pretty awesome.

[Zach Ray]

It's ridiculous.

[John Holmberg]

We're off in space now, aren't we?

[FanDuel Announcer]

Did he do the Felix dive out of space back into the atmosphere?

[John Holmberg]

That one? They jumped back to earth from outer space in a Camaro.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I wish I'd go to.

[Zach Ray]

Last good one was fast five.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that was a good one.

[Brady]

Which one was that?

[Zach Ray]

When they're in. When they're in Rio.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's right. They were.

[Zach Ray]

That was actually the last good one.

[John Holmberg]

I think the last good one. Was Tokyo Drift. Nobody likes it.

[Zach Ray]

It's underrated because it's not.

[John Holmberg]

All the cast was gone.

[FanDuel Announcer]

It's not canon.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's right. That's right. He's not wrong.

[Brady]

Kim Kardashian is reportedly dating F1 star Lewis Hamilton, who was linked with Kendra Kendall Jenner a decade later to go.

[John Holmberg]

No slamming a couple of the same family. Is that a thing? Could you do that? What, you bang a sister and then a few years later, bang the other one? I mean, in relationships, maybe you do it on the sly, but you'd never, like, come back to the family and go, I'm back. But with this one.

[Zach Ray]

Well, there's been a lot of family talk.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, it's good to see you. We missed you when you were boning my other daughter. We never thought we'd see you again.

[Brett Vesely]

This is not Chloe.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's. That's like a heated rivalry.

[Brady]

Evidently, Elon Musk is upset at Matt Damon's movie coming out, the Odyssey, because Helen of Troy is. Is black.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you don't like that?

[Brady]

Yeah, he's like, well, it's not accurate historically.

[John Holmberg]

Face that launch. That's what, a thousand ships?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Elon says, cannot be a black woman.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, he said. They described her in the Iliad. She's blonde hair.

[John Holmberg]

Is she real?

[Brady]

Fair skin.

[John Holmberg]

I think Helen of Troy claiming she's a real person or. I don't know that story. I know that she's the one that.

[FanDuel Announcer]

I don't know if she's real either.

[John Holmberg]

She was so hot. War started. But Elon's basically saying, no way a black girl would have this. And that's because he's South African and they're racist.

[Brady]

Molly Ringwald says the classic John Hughes. Hughes teen movies shouldn't be remade. Hughes didn't want them remade anyway. No, but a lot of them, they'd have to change it up. A lot of stuff wouldn't work in there today.

[John Holmberg]

They're pretty universal.

[Brady]

Don't you think it'd be cancelable? Some of the material, like Breakfast Club.

[John Holmberg]

Doesn'T have anything that's too.

[Zach Ray]

I was gonna say what part.

[John Holmberg]

They're sort of evergreen.

[Brett Vesely]

He puts his face in her skirt.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, but he was. It was gross when he did it.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I know, but I'm just saying.

[John Holmberg]

Like, it was now be cancelable, though. Yeah, but I think it was then, like, I don't think you were allowed to put your face in woman's skirt back then.

[Brett Vesely]

Think about all those 80s movies.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, sure, people did it. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure it was frowned upon.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, yeah, but I'm just saying, movie.

[John Holmberg]

Wise, if it wasn't, I'd have been doing it, is what I'm saying. I didn't know that you could do that. If I did, I'd have taken my chances. He was a gross character. So I think that. I think people would be like, you can't do that.

[Brady]

That.

[John Holmberg]

I think that holds up. I think breakfast, clubs, go. I don't know which one's like, Home.

[Brett Vesely]

Alone, bar on the underpants.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe that Sixteen Candles.

[Brady]

That's guts.

[John Holmberg]

It'll bar your underpants. And then. Oh, and then the rape scene of the prom queen in the car.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[FanDuel Announcer]

Did I like it?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah. She. He bones her and then she turns and says, did I like that? Yeah. They couldn't do that.

[Brady]

Deftones sold most of their music rights to Warner Music Group. What do you think they unloaded Deftones? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

100 million half mil.

[Brett Vesely]

60 or.

[Brady]

I mean, between 41 million to 75.

[John Holmberg]

Deftones. That's pretty good. All right. Is that it?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Are you sure? What were you gonna do? He was looking down. This is a constant.

[Brady]

Belichick's girlfriend, George Gordon, she's planning a huge bash for him on the same day as the Football hall of Fame induction ceremony.

[John Holmberg]

He didn't get in. Yeah, she's throwing one back at it. She's gonna make it an Instagram moment.

[Brady]

Maybe we can get some invites.

[John Holmberg]

And you know who doesn't care? Bill Belichick. Not one bit. Getting all that sweet young boom. I don't care about any trophies. I got plenty of those. He's fine. He's everyone's idol. No one's allowed to say so, but everybody's like, he's eating wheels of pu. Oh, man, he is. He's getting the donkey milk all day, tons of it, and does not care. I read an article this weekend where he was do not care what anybody thinks of this. And I am living the happiest I've ever been. It's never Bill Belichick smiles constantly. When did you ever see that? Ever? Why wouldn't you look at that, Lee? You're supposed to say it's gross. Ew. But, like, Zach knows when you bone somebody like, three times, your age is a number. People are happy. Big whoop.

[Zach Ray]

Well, there was a thing going around that that's why the voters didn't vote them in.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. There's something else that rumors.

[Brady]

Oh, it's part of it.

[John Holmberg]

The 24 year old. Yeah. I Mean, it's more Spygate, but they probably threw in there and then he'd bring that girl along. My wife. Pretty little girl. Well, that's the bigger problem is all those old players, like you got to bring their wives in and then that's a constant reminder of their age and they're going to get mad. He's not allowed over at anybody's house anymore. At all. You can't have. Not at all. You can't bring your 24 year old cheerleader girlfriend to your 70 year old's. Yeah, like this is my new one. I love that her parents like him so much. They didn't. That wasn't even awkward. And they're in their 40s.

[Brett Vesely]

It's better than the deadbeat musician she was probably dating before that. He's got a job and money.

[John Holmberg]

They're happy. Who are we to say anything?

[Brady]

Are they from Boston?

[John Holmberg]

Who though? They could be. It could be Pat's fans. There's a good chance.

[Brady]

Wicked awesome.

[John Holmberg]

Tommy's coming over. Tommy? Yeah.

[Zach Ray]

Bring him over anytime.

[John Holmberg]

It's. Yeah. Happiness is great. Would you find it odd if Kevin suddenly brought home a girl your age? I mean. No. You know why? It would be good for you. She got friends.

[Brett Vesely]

Friends.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Double date with Pops.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I mean, the way you tried to have those old ladies and her friends meet your death when you were boning those old ladies anyway. Not plural.

[Zach Ray]

Not plural.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Yeah, we were pretty consistent with that one. You're right. That's right. It was hitting that real hard. Good stuff. Kevin Ray's son Zach joined us in Kevin Stead this morning. It was nice. Nice job. Kevin Jr. Brady. Happy birthday. That's it for.

[Brady]

Thank you.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, one other thing before we go. We announced the U Fest for September. The tickets are going on sale Friday at 10. And it's God Smack, Stone Temple Pilots and Dorothy headlining that show. That's going to be great. This Sunday at Copper Blues. Look at this. Listen to this. You want to. You want to win an arcade system from Prestige Billiards. $150 gift card from oh Money Pawn and MMP Guns. A cap Capita snowboard from Action Ride Shop. New mattress from Boring Mattress. $300 carpet cleaning service from Zerorez. $100 gift basket from Raising K Canes. 200 gift card from Crazy Girls Cabaret. Includes lap dances and thousands of dollars literally in gift cards. And you want to come down and help out the Humane Society. We're having a Super bowl viewing party at Copper Blues downtown. All of those things will be given away down there with our football pool. So you can do that, help out the Humane Society, Watch squares, get a couple squares, get everything together. We'll be giving stuff away. And when I say thousands of dollars in gift cards, I mean it. And it'll just be random. Like, what's the score at 4 minutes and 20 seconds left in the second quarter. Boom, boom. Whoever's got it, we don't have to wait for the ends of quarters. Reach into the bag and see what you win. Just pulling out prizes, you could win a thousand bucks. You could win a snowboarding. We're just have piles of them in a bucket. I call your name, I go over to you, pull it out. We're going to do that. And that'll be all Sunday at Copper Blues downtown. Our super bowl party is back and I made sure to make it worth your while, so plan accordingly. We're done. Larry's next. We'll see you tomorrow. So long. Arizona's most powerful rock station. He said fully erected.