02-02-26 - Man Leaves Wife For His Biological Mother Who Gave Him Up For Adoption At 19yo - Boxer Throws Toupee Into Crowd After Getting It Punched Off His Head

Summary

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Episode Summary

Episode: 02-02-26
Date: February 2, 2026
Host: John Holmberg, with Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo. Guest: Zachary Ray (son of Suns announcer Kevin Ray)

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Overview

This lively episode swings from Arizona sports analysis to jaw-dropping and comedic takes on a truly bizarre viral news story: a man leaving his wife for his biological mother, whom he met as an adult. The morning crew, joined by “Nepo baby” Zachary Ray, riffs through uncomfortable laughter, incredulity, and signature irreverent banter, before swapping wild stories about boxing, wigs, and age-gap couplings.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Sports Talk: Arizona Cardinals New Offensive Coordinator

[03:39 – 05:35]

• The Cardinals have hired Mike LaFleur as their Offensive Coordinator, notable for his Rams/Shanahan lineage.
  • Holmberg: "Cardinal fans can get a little excited…better than the Vance Joseph thing that was floating around." [03:57]
  • The main knock: LaFleur never called plays for the Rams (Sean McVay did).
• Discussion about whether the Cardinals will stick with Kyler Murray at QB.
  • Zachary Ray: "You gotta figure out the quarterback." [05:40]
  • General agreement that Kyler is likely to "run it back" because of his contract.

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2. The Viral Story: Man Leaves Wife for Biological Mother

[07:46 – 16:22, 18:48 – 20:39, 27:02 – 28:29, 34:55 – 35:41]

• Holmberg introduces a news item: a man, Ben, finds his biological mom, Kim West (who gave him up for adoption at 19). After meeting as adults, their reunion turns sexual. He divorces his wife to be with his mother.
  • Holmberg reads the key line: "What should have been an emotional meeting between mother and son immediately turned sexual." [09:37]
  • Zachary Ray's shocked aside: "Oh, my God." [09:54]
• The crew is both horrified and fascinated, with plenty of comic discomfort and incredulity.
  • Brett: "What pornhub video were you watching this weekend?" [10:00]
  • Holmberg: "He hosed the wife a couple times, like, it's just not the same as where I came is what he said." [10:12]
• The social, legal, and moral absurdity are debated:
  • Holmberg notes, "If it was a dude immediately going to jail...he's like, nah, we gotta put you away forever." [15:19]
  • They joke about the "genetic sexual attraction" label in the news and whether this ever goes the other way (i.e., fathers & daughters—answer: almost never).
  • Zachary Ray: "Never. Never." (Pressed about 'feeling' that kind of connection) [13:35]
• They speculate on the psychology and ramifications:
  • "Just know that that lady you're meeting online, when you have that instant connection, could be from the past and might be your mother." – Holmberg [14:26]
• The group’s ultimate take:
  • “Picture your mother right now…now picture her reverse cowgirl. Can you do it? Is it possible? Most…That’s proof. If you’re normal…If not nauseous, drive your car off a bridge…” – Holmberg [19:08]

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3. Age-Gap & Cougar Tales: Zach’s Stories

[20:25 – 24:38]

• Holmberg wheels from incest to the more palatable topic of age-gap dating.
  • Zach admits, at 20, he dated a 42-year-old when he worked at a Scottsdale bar.
    • “There’s been a 42 year old.” – Zachary Ray [21:04]
    • “Nice kill, kid.” – Holmberg [21:09]
    • “Did she groom you?” – Brady, in jest [22:47]
  • The gang ribs Zach for his "cougar conquest," urging him to reconnect for a “reunion.”
    • “We should have a reunion…If she’s pushing 50 and still at the pub and grub…” – Holmberg [23:28]

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4. Outrageous Sports Moment: Boxer Throws Toupee into Crowd

[29:19 – 34:16]

• They hilariously recount how boxer Gerald "Big Baby" Miller got his toupee knocked off in a bout, then nonchalantly threw it into the crowd.
  • “Instead of trying to flatten it back down, he threw it into the crowd.” – Holmberg [30:28]
  • Zach adds: “Did you see the guy who caught it courtside? Oh, my God.” [30:39]
• The parallels to WNBA player Natasha Cloud losing her hair extension during a game are discussed, riffing on the different reactions in men’s vs. women’s sports.
  • “See, this is why men’s sports has a sense of humor about itself. If your hair falls off…it’s immediately funny..." – Holmberg [37:19]

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5. General Humor, Camaraderie, and Notable Moments

• In-between topics, the group banters on:
  • Holmberg and Brady clown on each other and on Zach’s “Nepo baby” status.
  • Zach’s mother-support and affectionate relationship: “When’s the last time you called your mom, Zach? This morning.” [41:54]
• They joke about over-sharing and boundaries, riffing on unhealthy family dynamics given the day’s topic.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the viral story’s twist:
  "What should have been an emotional meeting between mother and son immediately turned sexual."
  — John Holmberg, reading the article [09:37]

• Disbelief:
  "Oh, my God."
  — Zachary Ray [09:54]

• Explaining the ‘connection’:
  "Of course you feel connected. He fell out of your honeyhole. Everybody who's been in there, you have a connection with. He was in there the longest."
  — John Holmberg [15:31]

• On navigating mother-son “romance”:
  "I'm leaving you. I found someone else."
  — John Holmberg, jokingly enacting the break-up [17:29]

• On the toupee snafu:
  "His hair flaps on an uppercut, and the guy punched him, starts laughing…he has to peel it off…then chucks it into the crowd, which is the worst and yet greatest souvenir in the history of sports."
  — John Holmberg [31:37]

• On the difference between men's and women's sports reactions:
  "A man's hair falls off on a pay per view fight and he's the laughingstock…with his arms in the air smiling… A woman's weave comes off, she runs off the court and cries."
  — John Holmberg [37:19]

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Timestamps of Key Segments

| Time | Topic / Segment | |--------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:39 | Cardinals hire Mike LaFleur; coaching talk; Kyler discussion | | 07:46 | Introduction of viral "man marries mom" story | | 09:37 | Key article quote; room reaction | | 15:19 | Double-standards, legality of mother-son incest, role reversal | | 19:08 | “Picture your mother…” – Holmberg’s ultimate disgust test | | 21:04 | Zach admits to dating a 42-year-old at 20 | | 30:28 | Boxer Gerald Miller’s toupee incident recounted | | 31:37 | The “greatest souvenir” line | | 37:19 | Gender difference in handling on-court hair malfunctions | | 41:54 | Zach jokes about calling his mom every morning |

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Recap

• Theme: The show blends sports talk with “news you can’t not react to”—from jaw-dropping real-life taboos to hilarious sports mishaps.
• Tone: Outrageous, irreverent, and hilarious—typical of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness.
• Best For: Listeners who enjoy boundary-pushing comedy, wild news, and raw, unsanitized morning banter.

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Listen if you want…

• Unfiltered, comedic disbelief at the world’s most shocking stories
• Ragging on Arizona sports and QB drama
• Gnarly sports anecdotes (fit for a barstool, not the boardroom)
• Nervey, candid guest interplay—especially from Zach Ray’s “cougar” chronicles

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Transcript

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[John Holmberg]

Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com aupd Arizona's real rock. Oh, Larry King gets me every time. And then I have purchased Brady's present. He has arrived and it's the young boy, Zachary. You have a young boy staring at you the entire morning, Brady Zachary. He's a good looking twink. Zach is here. It's Kevin Ray, son's announcer. It's his son and he is here in Kevin's stead because Kevin is it was his birthday yesterday as well. And so he was going to come in and you saw it last night, Zach, when I said, kevin, you want to come in and play Brady Gro later? You win cash and prizes for your birthday and you saw him start to hem and haw and like, if you don't want to go, just say, I don't want to go. I don't want to go. And I'm like, all right, well then we just won't go. And then Zach's like, I'll do it. Like he Heard Cash and prizes so well. That's a nice gift for Brady.

[Brady]

Said he studied well.

[John Holmberg]

Good. I don't know what the topics are yet, but I hope you're ready. Zach's ready. Are you a qualified broadcaster, Zach? Do you think you're good at this? All right, hop on over and sit in that chair, and we'll let you play along for a little bit. Don't get too mouthy, though.

[Brady]

He's been pacing like a tiger.

[John Holmberg]

This is that Nepo baby thing right here. This is the. Just go on this one right here.

[Brady]

Use your announcer voice, too.

[John Holmberg]

Don't do that. Not like Brady does. It's too obvious, everybody. Zachary. This would be like having Al McCoy's son. Did he have a son? God, that would have been Don Swayze. That Don. Yeah. It's kind of the Timu. Kevin Ray is here. We like it. What? He's here. Are you ready?

[Brady]

You get up in that mic.

[John Holmberg]

Third breast. Are you in or out? Yeah, he just doesn't have with his dad's guy. He's just. He's just not. He's not just not the same. I miss Kevin already. Yeah, you got to get right on that saying. Like, it's Tanner. That's his buddy. I spent a lot of time with Zach and the boys over there at the Sunset.

[Brady]

Well, he got on that.

[John Holmberg]

Now he's on it. Yeah, the people are mad at Brett. I'm winning the third boob debate, by the way, on the online. They're mad at Brett for not for being bougie about the third breast. Said if Margot Robbie grew one, you'd play with it.

[Brett Vesely]

I take her to the doctor and get that thing.

[John Holmberg]

You would play with it first. Anyway, I'm tired of talking to you about this Bo boob.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm out.

[John Holmberg]

It's not.

[Brett Vesely]

It is.

[Brady]

It's underarm.

[John Holmberg]

That's disgusting. Here's a fun one.

[Brady]

Sweaty.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, by the way, we've got, you know, a proxy of a sports broadcaster. The Cardinals made their hire this weekend. They got their guides again. Brother. Family thing of the coach of the packers, LaFleur. This one's Mark. Mike. That's right. It's another M. Sorry, Matt. Mike. Mike. Mike LaFleur. And so the Cardinals actually, you know, through all this process of nobody wanting the job, landed a pretty good get. That's not a bad choice. It's better than the Vance Joseph thing that was floating around. Cardinal fans can get a little excited about, like, the Rams offensive coordinator, but here's the rub on him. He's Never called to play for the Rams. It's always been Sean McVeigh. So he's not the offensive coordinator, play caller. He's just the guy running the practice. Sean McVeigh told him prior to that job, he was the OC with the new York jets on the Aaron Rodgers year. That was a terrible offense, and that was eerie.

[Brady]

Got hurt to work with Aaron that much?

[John Holmberg]

No, but that's when you need your OC to be something, because guess what? He's walking into a situation that isn't much better than what he had without Aaron in New York. It was Zach Wilson as quarterback. Yeah. It was horrible. So, you know. And then the next year, he did have Aaron and the offense was okay, but they weren't very good. And then he. Off he went. So his resume looks pretty because he's a Rams guy, but we'll have to see. He seems to be the guy and he's got the name and the pedigree, and he comes from the Shanahan thing. So Cardinal fans can be a little excited. That's a little excitement as opposed to.

[Brady]

I think, the most.

[John Holmberg]

You're still a Cardinals fan at the.

[Brady]

End of the day, though, and you got a coach.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Well, yeah, you got, you know, you got something. We'll see. I don't know if they're going to be any good with it or not, and I guess we'll have to find out that they're serious as a team because now it's all about who they put on the field. But, yeah, Cardinal fans, congratulations.

[Brady]

Coming down to the line, they needed to pull the trigger.

[John Holmberg]

Not a terrible weekend for them. Well, yeah, they were the last ones. All the jobs are full now. Say. What are you saying, Zach? No, I got.

[Zachary Ray]

You got to figure out the quarterback.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. That's the biggest problem. That's Zach Ray. That's Kevin Ray, son. He's broadcasting.

[Brady]

Who would you go after?

[Zachary Ray]

I think they're going to run it back with Kyler.

[John Holmberg]

I do, too. It's too much money not to. Are you. Have you ever sat in on a son's game, like Father Sunday, where you sat on your dad's lap while he called the game? Have you? Yes. And they let you talk for a little bit. Did you call a play and that.

[Zachary Ray]

Like maybe 30 seconds, one of those.

[John Holmberg]

Awful moments where they make the kids time out?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, you're. Oh. On the air. Yeah. Then you didn't, like, do a.

[Zachary Ray]

It was like 30 seconds. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Was it Steve Nash days? Do you remember the call?

[Zachary Ray]

The Nashty days.

[John Holmberg]

No kidding. And you were.

[Zachary Ray]

Didn't sound like that.

[John Holmberg]

Boom goes the dynamite.

[Zachary Ray]

Didn't sound like that. No. But I don't know.

[Brady]

That sounded pretty accurate to the.

[John Holmberg]

To the boom room.

[Brady]

Boom room.

[Zachary Ray]

I remember the first time that he made the boom room call. I was at home watching, and I looked at the screen and I was like, what did he just.

[John Holmberg]

My dad just said the boom.

[Zachary Ray]

And I texted Tanner, of all people.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Zachary Ray]

Like, why did he just say that? And now that's.

[John Holmberg]

It's his thing now. That's going to be T shirts and stuff.

[Zachary Ray]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

And they.

[Zachary Ray]

They even last week or two weeks ago, the Sun's Instagram had posted, like, a bunch of memes. It was like, where were you the first time K. Ray called the boom room?

[John Holmberg]

Really? Yeah. And people remember this?

[Zachary Ray]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Sad, sad lives.

[Brady]

And what's the background? How did he just come up with boom room?

[Zachary Ray]

It just. It just.

[John Holmberg]

It just fell out of his face.

[Zachary Ray]

And ej, ej, even on the air was like, what did you just say? Yeah, it's stuck.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And there it is. Now he's forced to do it.

[Zachary Ray]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

The boomerang.

[Zachary Ray]

There's even an account on son's Twitter that counts every time and each player that he calls it for.

[John Holmberg]

How about that?

[Zachary Ray]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Interesting.

[Zachary Ray]

I'll. I'll send it to you.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know that. Yeah, it's not normal. Speaking of not normal. And, Zach, I don't want you to feel uncomfortable, but this room gets weird sometimes.

[Zachary Ray]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I want to. I want to be less. I want to find all the things no one's talking about on news that would be talking about it if we weren't so crazy. That's my new goal. That's my February goal, is that everybody else is talking about this, but if it wasn't going on, here's the news we would be talking about. I'm going to just read the first couple of paragraphs. Okay. There's a sentence that I think will stand out, and I have a feeling you'll all react. So Mary Mann once explained why he left his wife. And then it became a viral sensation. So Kim west had given birth to a son called Ben when she was 19, and she was in California. She was in college, and she was, you know, studying to be. I don't even know what. But she was in college very. Before placing him up for adoption around a week later. She was from the United Kingdom, so she was studying in California, got knocked up, had the baby, put it up for adoption. In 2013, Ben the baby decided to seek out his biological mother for the first time. Found her, and they've stayed in contact the whole time. Sort of a nice story.

[Brady]

So she had the baby in what year?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady]

So the kid was. I mean, he was like 20 or something. Were in college.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady]

Yeah. Okay.

[John Holmberg]

But it says, in 2013, Ben founder. And they've had phone calls and everything else. Then they decided, you know what? It was a few years later, we need to. We need to meet. It was like 2014, 2015, couple years after they'd first. We need to meet up together. So they tried to arrange times, and here's the sentence that I think is going to stand out. See if you can catch the subtleties. Okay. However, that meeting was different than they expected. What should have been an emotional meeting between mother and son immediately turned sexual.

[Brady]

Yep. I knew that was my call.

[John Holmberg]

Was it your call?

[Brady]

Yeah. If you would ask me what's gonna happen.

[Brett Vesely]

Called your shot on that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You put that on your knee.

[Brady]

I was gonna go. That bad.

[John Holmberg]

Ben admitted the encounters were so mind blowing, he felt compelled to leave his wife of two years.

[Zachary Ray]

Oh, my God.

[Brady]

For mommy.

[John Holmberg]

Because he could no longer be intimate with his wife because he could only think of his mom.

[Brett Vesely]

What pornhub video were you watching this weekend?

[Zachary Ray]

Mind blowing, this.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's bad enough that the whole time you're like, this is my biological mom, and this is tight. It'll never be the same.

[Brett Vesely]

You're so much bigger than your father.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. And then you go back to your wife, and you're like, how'd it go? She's great. I love my new mom. When you can't tell your wife, like, I boned her. It was awesome. And then. So then he goes back into his wife. Yeah. He goes back into his wife. Well, yeah, because he had to. He had to break it off. He hosed the wife a couple times, like, it's just not the same as. As where I came is what he said. It's crazy. And so he breaks it off with his wife, hoping mom felt the same way. Oh, no, she does. I became even more aware of the fact that she thought I was spending too much time. This is the mom talking Too much time with Ben. His wife started to get suspicious. She would constantly call him when I. When he. When we were together, supposedly at lunch. Eventually, he admitted she was giving him a lot of grief about the time they were spending. And she calls you mummy girlfriend, which they probably laughed. And then she blew him. It says incestuous relationships, of course, are illegal in almost every country and that's scary to almost to say almost. But they spoke about wanting to have kids and I think maybe we should step in. I think maybe it's time as a society calling Dr. Lynn yeah.

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[John Holmberg]

53342 morning sickness they don't think their situation is incest. It's a genetic sexual attraction they say supposedly occurs when relatives who meet for the first time as adults experience knew each other right. But they have a connection and they confuse it for sex yeah, for, like, love. Like, intimate love.

[Brady]

They felt that, right, Zach?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Zachary Ray]

Never. Never.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I want to tell you something. I'm glad you're here today.

[Zachary Ray]

All right?

[John Holmberg]

Because the woman that you think is your mom has not been your mom the whole time. We have your real mom here now. Come on, bring her in. She's hot. She's willing to do it if you are. We've paid her a lot of money. Yeah, they said we're. We're like peas in a pod. We were meant to be together. And I know people will say we're disgusting, and that should be able to control our feelings, but when you're hit by love so consuming, you're willing to give up everything for it, and you must fight.

[Zachary Ray]

And this is her. That's my saying that. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That's mom talking.

[Brady]

No pictures.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Of. Of Ben. There's Ben. He's a. You know, he looks a little like some dude. He looks a little incestuous to begin with, to be honest with you. The eyes are a little far.

[Brady]

He's happy.

[John Holmberg]

And. Yeah, I don't think there is a picture mom, because, I mean, why would she do that? But. Yeah. So just know that that lady you're meeting online, when you have that instant connection, could be from the past and might be your mother. And you know who's happiest about this is Bill Belichick. Because now his relationship doesn't seem so strange. No, not at all. You know what's weird about this? So she never happens with daughters. Daughters, first off, very rarely seek out their dads and then meet them. And, like, they usually get mad. They show up mad. Like, they yell, where? Where were you my whole life? They don't, like, feel a sexual connection with them. This is clearly a crazy older woman. And, like, the dude, like, somebody needs to get involved in this, like, immediate.

[Brady]

You're saying it's not fair the dad has to groom the daughter.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, and then he'd get in trouble. So that's my point, what I'm getting at. Why isn't this lady immediately thrown in jail the way a man would be if his daughter met him after 20 years?

[Brady]

Because there was some grooming.

[John Holmberg]

Well, sure, there are phone calls. And, like, God, I just feel so connected. Well, of course you feel connected. He fell out of your honeyhole. Everybody who's been in there, you have a connection with. He was in there the longest.

[Zachary Ray]

But.

[John Holmberg]

There'S no police involved. The whole story's like, we're supposed to just go. That's the way things work.

[Brett Vesely]

That's love.

[John Holmberg]

It's love. You can't stop love. Can't start it like a car, can't stop it like a. With a bullet. But if it was a dude immediately going to jail, even if it's not illegal in that country, he's like, nah, we gotta put you away forever.

[Brett Vesely]

How old are they again?

[John Holmberg]

Or he's. Well, it didn't really say. She was nine. I never really gave. Like 2013 is when they found each other and he had been married, I.

[Brady]

Think, in 2040, you know, 2242.

[John Holmberg]

Well, she was 19.

[Brady]

19.

[John Holmberg]

So yeah, there's a 20 year gap there. That's not so bad.

[Zachary Ray]

It's pretty good age gap.

[Brady]

2038.

[John Holmberg]

So she's expired. Yeah, she's not.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, then what's he doing?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, exactly. Just find a mother his own age. Ew.

[Zachary Ray]

Ew.

[John Holmberg]

That's disgusting. Why not a sister? You know, date inside the family. You got to do it with somebody your own age. A pervert. Yeah, he says he was. He had to tell his wife.

[Brady]

We've had a couple of those.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brady]

Where the brother and sister.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they meet online, separate, 22 years later.

[Brett Vesely]

Where in Indiana is this?

[John Holmberg]

No, this is in the United Kingdom. So it's. It says Ben admitted his infidelity to his wife days after meeting his mother and soon moved in with his mom. They took him about.

[Brady]

Moved into her flat.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, moved into Michigan. Who?

[Zachary Ray]

What? They've got accent.

[John Holmberg]

Well, he doesn't. She does.

[Zachary Ray]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Which is really sexy.

[Brady]

So he moved from England, Michigan.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady]

Or the other way around.

[John Holmberg]

He was in California.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

She moved back to England, and then now they're in Michigan together. So when he found her, she was back home in England and he was adopted in California.

[Brady]

Can she get instant US Citizenship if they.

[John Holmberg]

For marrying her son? Yeah, it's a good question. I don't know. I don't know.

[Brady]

I think it'll work.

[John Holmberg]

Could you imagine breaking that to your wife? I'm leaving you. I found someone else. Oh, my God.

[Brady]

Who is she?

[John Holmberg]

Is it Angela, my friend from work? No. God, no. Yuck. That would be gross. It's my mom.

[Brett Vesely]

What's mom look like? Do you got a picture?

[John Holmberg]

No, no pictures of mom. She's hot.

[Brady]

I bet you he broke that news just for another woman. Didn't tell.

[John Holmberg]

You gotta tell. You gotta say it's your mother.

[Brady]

You think I could see him leaving those details out? I'm just waiting for another woman for right now. Buying time.

[John Holmberg]

I think when you're driving around practicing that speech you go through both the one with her with the mom reveal.

[Brady]

And without them saying you want to lay out the whole nine yards. You wanna.

[John Holmberg]

I think that's scorched earth. And you have to let her off the hook by saying you can't just say I left you.

[Brady]

I think it's the better approach.

[John Holmberg]

And then later she finds out it was his mother.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Like she's gonna kill everybody.

[Zachary Ray]

And then wait, he was married, right?

[John Holmberg]

He was married. Yes.

[Brady]

Left his young.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. That's who he has to leave. His beautiful young brother.

[Zachary Ray]

Those legal papers had to be a little off. Are gonna be really crazy.

[John Holmberg]

It's not gonna be a normal ending. But just. Just know in this day and age it's easy to do a little research. Maybe hire a PI and say, you know, if you're not real sure that your. Your husband and mom are actually at lunch and you. You catch them at the days in.

[Brady]

And where is. Where is dad in the mix? I mean, you know, he was actually.

[John Holmberg]

Just a. I don't know that you're asking too many biblical questions. Here's the thing. I want everybody listening to do right now. Close your eyes. Picture your mom. Oh, there it is. That's it. No, I think that's mom. That's mom. I think that's the happy couple. Brett. Brett.

[Brett Vesely]

Found him.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What are you doing? Picture your mother right now. Just go ahead and then now picture her reverse cowgirl. Can you do it? Is it possible? Most. That's proof. If you're normal, if you're immediately gonna. You're nauseous. If you're not nauseous, drive your car off a bridge immediately and get off my planet.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean what kind of pig was he married to to leave her for this? Yeah. No, I.

[John Holmberg]

Older broad. And how normal is the next relationship for the ex wife?

[Brady]

These are actors.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I was married for a little while. Oh, how did that. What? Didn't work out?

[Zachary Ray]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Oh he left me for his mother. Okay. Check. We're leaving. She's not you. You can never date again.

[Zachary Ray]

The original wife.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. She's a mess forever like you said. I love it.

[Brady]

We'd like to do an article on you guys.

[John Holmberg]

Great. Well that's the funn about this is that they called.

[Zachary Ray]

They submitted this story themselves.

[John Holmberg]

Well, they called a. I think it was a publishing house. They had a. They want to write a book about this. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

How about that 50s.

[John Holmberg]

Well that's just disgusting.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What you doing that is repulsive. That. That turned my stomach almost more than the fact that's his mother? Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Inspired milk.

[John Holmberg]

Zach, have you ever dated a woman your mother's age?

[Zachary Ray]

No.

[John Holmberg]

But you would. No, you wouldn't.

[Zachary Ray]

Not saying I would.

[John Holmberg]

Hot woman. You're not gonna hold a guy, are you?

[Zachary Ray]

Huh?

[John Holmberg]

How old are you?

[Zachary Ray]

Almost 26.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Yeah. You're not ruling that it's close. And again, just like the same story, just Ben and mom. I mean, if it's just your mom's friend and you meet at lunch, he'd go 52. You do it. 50. What's the. What's the cutoff? Because she's here today we've got a whole gaggle of women in their 50s. If you name the right age, she'll come in.

[Zachary Ray]

There's been a 42 year old.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, how old were you? Nice kill, kid.

[Brett Vesely]

20.

[John Holmberg]

Nice. The Ray Killers. No kidding. How did that happen? Tell us all.

[Brady]

McCoy was. Chad.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, McCoy. That's mine. Give me that piece. Was he on the other side? High five.

[Brett Vesely]

Zr.

[John Holmberg]

Shazam. What a shot. What a burger.

[Zachary Ray]

Just hands up.

[John Holmberg]

No. What? McCoy wasn't there? No, he wasn't it. Move your head out of the way. I can't see your cans. Take her to the boot room. No, McCoy. McCoy was not there. Wouldn't it be great though? That would have been awesome.

[Zachary Ray]

Just off the side call.

[John Holmberg]

He's calling it. Oh, even better. Zachary Mounts. Yes. He's in. Playing very little defense. Shazam. He's hard. The McCoy call would have been awesome.

[Zachary Ray]

Imagine that though.

[John Holmberg]

I am trying, but joking. How do you meet a woman twice your age and talk her into it? At 20? She was recently divorced.

[Brady]

Couple of drinks.

[John Holmberg]

This was when you were working at the bar in Scottsdale. That's. I know what you're up to. He worked at a bar in Scottsdale. And it was a cougar party. No, just by herself. Just gaggle of girls sitting in the bar. One takes a liking to the young stud behind the bar washing dishes. Were you smooth or was she just jokes. Just recently divorced.

[Zachary Ray]

Maybe a month working with me.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, all right. Kid's a killer.

[Brady]

She groomed you?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Zachary Ray]

No.

[John Holmberg]

And you didn't after a couple of times called it off. All right. He's just throwing up hand signals. You brought it up. If you bring it up in this room, you gotta play. I did and you answered, so I appreciate that. It's son's announcer prodigy after too.

[Zachary Ray]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brady]

He's got along.

[John Holmberg]

He doesn't like this.

[Brady]

Like it's not you, it's me.

[John Holmberg]

That's all right.

[Brady]

I feel you're. My mom. I can't.

[John Holmberg]

You want to go out with her again? We'll pay for it.

[Zachary Ray]

Not anymore. No.

[John Holmberg]

No. Is she crazy?

[Zachary Ray]

No. He's been there.

[John Holmberg]

He's been done that, you know, years ago, six years ago.

[Brady]

Years, baby.

[John Holmberg]

He spend ages. You wanna have her? We should have a reunion. What do you think she's doing? She's still working in bars.

[Zachary Ray]

I have no idea.

[John Holmberg]

That's even hotter. Like if she's pushing 50 and she's over at the pub and grub or something.

[Brady]

Dirty drummer.

[John Holmberg]

She's at the drummer.

[Brett Vesely]

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[Zachary Ray]

What'S the what's the Irish.

[John Holmberg]

Bar in Gilbert Seamus no, that's downtown.

[Brady]

That's downtown. It's Fibber McGee.

[Zachary Ray]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if that's real. Is that where she works? All right, well, if you were 42 and you boned a young man at a bar in Scottsdale, just call us today, please. Let us know if it still burns. It's crazy. Pretty great. She had two boobs or three?

[Zachary Ray]

She. Three.

[John Holmberg]

Three. She had a third can. I like it. I like it. Yeah. I said everybody's coming in with their calls for you for Al McCoy. Oh, yeah, that. Let's get a 42 year old on top of him. But he's still giving her the death ray. Shazam. I like it. Yeah, I think you should. 23andMe everybody you've ever thought of dating, you know, there isn't an ounce of anytime you're.

[Brady]

Why are we hitting it off so much?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. If you get too much chemistry, like, you're like, this is great. And like, in Zach's case, it can be an older lady and you just don't even understand, like, why are we so connected? Like, this is awesome. You're probably related is what I'm learning. That's probably something to it that you're like, you might have. You might have hit it off with someone and then gone. Yeah, there's a history that we don't even understand here. You're related to her. It could be your mom. Check it out. Especially if you're adopted. You got to do extra work if you're adopted to make sure that the person. A relative. It's disgusting.

[Brady]

It seems like we see it more in the. The brother and sister combo.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they find each other states. And you're right, though. They find the news. And that's the craziest part.

[Brady]

It's like, no, you're not doing an article.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, no, thank you. We heard you guys might be mother and son. That's not important here. But sure enough, that happens more than you think. But just, you know, take a look across the room this morning while you're eating your grapefruit and go, wonder if that's my sister. If you were ever adopted, and you might not know you were adopted, be careful. You also could have one of those situations where your family lied to you the whole time and you're not really your dad's daughter. You know, one of those deals or son. And then you're out there and you find that, you know, that lady who's about 20 years older, product of a mistress or something like that, kept it like, Dave Grohl's got that side baby with that lady.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right.

[Zachary Ray]

Whatever happened with that?

[John Holmberg]

They're fine now.

[Zachary Ray]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

This guy says guys like that with.

[Brady]

Grohl or even, you know, Ozzy back in the day. How many that you find out, like, later.

[John Holmberg]

There's a baby that shows up. This one says, you're doing the Lord's work. Jewburg. Nobody at KTAR Ladonna, they'd never cover this story. That's exactly right. They're too busy riling you up about ice. That's enough. I don't know about this Zach guy, going around banging all these old broads. Can't you get young snooch? Oh, he can't.

[Brady]

He's mixing it in a relationship now.

[John Holmberg]

Are you in a relationship right now? No.

[Zachary Ray]

Open man.

[John Holmberg]

All right. All ages can apply, right? Yeah.

[Zachary Ray]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Six years ago. She's 48 now, so let's keep that. Keep it together. I'm for it. This one says, oh, no, I can't do that one right now. It's not in the right spot. I just had to get that out. That's right. I'll get it out. That's right. That's fair enough. Not applicable to Zach Hammer and all those elderly women. It is. Yeah. Zachary is here today instead. And that is our gift to Brady for Brady Graw. Later. Are you looking to win any prizes later? You're going to sit in, answer trivia questions with Brady.

[Brady]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

About just random topics. And whatever you win, you'll be winning a prize for your father. You don't get to keep it.

[Zachary Ray]

Yeah, not for me.

[John Holmberg]

In the past, there's been sauce motos, which are little clips that go on your air conditioning vents in your cart. You can put your sauces to dip your chicken fingers in.

[Zachary Ray]

Okay, totally true.

[Brady]

You got some nugs in the car.

[John Holmberg]

You got nuggets. Brandy knows. If you've got nugs and no dip, you're fumbling.

[Zachary Ray]

Sauce Moto. What's the best nugget?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, wow.

[Zachary Ray]

Where from?

[John Holmberg]

You've just made him so hard.

[Brady]

Called WTF. It's on Buckeye in 12th street downtown.

[Zachary Ray]

Never heard of it.

[Brady]

They got some good nugs.

[John Holmberg]

You got to learn early, Zach, that if you're going to be in this room, you cannot distract him with what are the best nugs. Because.

[Brady]

Or food.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You know, how to hypnotize old people is basically what I learned. One thing I know about Zach, who.

[Brady]

Makes good planks, they're bigger than nuggets. Opened a can of work.

[John Holmberg]

He didn't even hear me say, don't ask him those. His brain's just been going.

[Brady]

Those are good. Those are good planks.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Nobody cares about this.

[Brady]

Great question, Zach.

[John Holmberg]

All right, now, did anybody else see this weekend, the greatest boxing situation in the history of boxing?

[Zachary Ray]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

Gerald Miller. His hairpiece, Big Baby, got punched off of his head, and instead of trying to flatten it back down, he threw it into the crowd.

[Zachary Ray]

Well, did you see the guy who caught it?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Zachary Ray]

Courtside. Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

It's insane. Yeah.

[Zachary Ray]

No, there's a. There's a video. I'll have to send it to you.

[Brady]

Pull it up.

[Zachary Ray]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I have had a mouthpiece fall out at a boxing match and land next to me.

[Zachary Ray]

Really?

[John Holmberg]

It's really cool. It was an undercard fight. I was on the second row ringside, and a kid got. Just smashed and his mouthpiece shot out and landed not. Not in my seat, but two seats over, and there it was. And some guy came. Nobody touched it. Nobody wanted. It's gross. Yeah. And then. So some guy came over from a corner. I don't even know if it was that guy's corner. And just picked it up with his gloved hands and walked away.

[Zachary Ray]

The guy that tossed it to. There's a video. He's sitting there ringside. I don't think that he had anyone sitting next to him. And he's just the two paces in there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you keep that, right? Yeah. That doesn't go back. That is.

[Brady]

And he won the fight.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. No, it was a. It was a. Did he win it? Yeah, it was a. Miller won a.

[Brady]

Split decision, but he lost his toupee.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, the guy who hit him watched his hair flap. If you haven't seen the video, it's great. His hair flaps on an uppercut, and the guy punched him, starts laughing. Yeah. And it's just. And he has to peel it off, and the line of glue is still there, and he just chucks it into the crowd, which is the worst and yet greatest souvenir in the history of sports.

[Brady]

He explained that after the fight, he lost his real hair two days earlier when he accidentally washed it with ammonia bleach instead of shampoo. No way. Then he added, I'm a comedian. You have to make fun of yourself.

[John Holmberg]

Can't be real. Just shave it off. Then he didn't lose his hair from washing with ammonia bleach. That fight would have been canceled.

[Brady]

It's pretty light there.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. But. All right. Just bleached his head. That doesn't have that. And then he just. I mean, this dude just knocking that hairpiece off, and then he starts laughing and. But he rips his hairpiece off and chucks it, because what else are you gonna do?

[Zachary Ray]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

But he's lying. He went bald. You don't. Two days ago. I'll tell you this right now, as a bald man. Two days ago, if I'd lost my hair. Let's say if I lost my hair Friday, I wouldn't have had it replaced.

[Brett Vesely]

No. You're shaving your head today. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Like. And you guys wouldn't notice with a Velcro dinner plate. Yeah, yeah.

[Zachary Ray]

The top of it. Like, he kept whatever that is.

[John Holmberg]

That's glue. Yeah, yeah. He kept what was left. Whatever the ammonia bleach did left a nice little border for him to glue his new hair to, and he had to go find it. And plus, you're gonna go into a boxing ring, you're sweating. You'd be so concerned the whole time, your corner would have to say, you did what? Now, see, man, I washed my hair with bleach and ammonia, and then I got no hair. It's like, well, you're just gonna fight without hair? No, I can't let the people see me that way. And then he. And so his corner would have been like, you're going to be distracted the whole time with iba or I. Whoever.

[Brady]

The guy, he's boxing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Could he protest?

[John Holmberg]

Why?

[Brady]

Illegal equipment in the room.

[John Holmberg]

I think it gave him a benefit, an advantage.

[Brady]

If he headbutt him a couple of.

[John Holmberg]

Times, I'll tell you right now, as many times as I've been in sparring matches and things, a dude goes in clearly with a toupee. It's my goal. I don't care if I lose this fight. I'm going to swing for that thing constantly. I'm not working the body once. I'm going away from the game plan. That toupee is going to at least half fly off.

[Brady]

It's all uppercuts.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's nothing but uppercuts and strong, whippy hook shots to try to top his head.

[Brett Vesely]

Why is he washing his hair with bleach and ammonia?

[John Holmberg]

Why is it even close to the shower?

[Brett Vesely]

Is he out of Clarol or something?

[John Holmberg]

What the hell is wrong with this idiot? Even in the shower, do you have ammonia bleach?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, and then confuse it for shampoo. It's just a lie. He just lied. He's lost his hair and he's been wearing a toupee the whole time, but not anymore. Now he's free as a bald man.

[Zachary Ray]

It was almost like the. The Jaylen Brown thing.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Zachary Ray]

Remember with the spray paint?

[John Holmberg]

Pretty great. He sprayed it on. It reminded me of the wnba. Now this is how cool dudes are versus women in the wnba. What's her name? Got her hair pulled off in the middle of a thing and her weave. And then she grabbed her head and ran off the court in the middle of the game. Her hair fell off.

[Zachary Ray]

Natasha Cloud.

[John Holmberg]

I don't. Come on, man. Okay. What are you doing? What are you auditioning?

[Zachary Ray]

I know more.

[John Holmberg]

I know more WNBA than you do. I hope so.

[Zachary Ray]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I'm a straight male. It's crazy.

[Brady]

She went to the broom room.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. It was nicotine. It was. It was Natasha Cloud. We all know. Yeah, that's her. Yeah, that's the one. So she runs off. Her hair fell off. Someone in the front row and she left the game. Like, where'd she go? It's like, oh, is this. Her hair wouldn't come back, right? No. She was horrified and someone in the front row teased her and got kicked out. A man's hair falls off on a pay per view fight and he's the laughingstock of all the boxing. And there he is with his arms in the air smiling like, you can have it. Yeah, this is the shot. This is the. I'm a lot, but this is the game. Her hair fell off. Watch out. I got to go.

[Zachary Ray]

Oh, no.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no.

[Zachary Ray]

She gonna go.

[John Holmberg]

Head to the back. Yeah, she just left. You can't do that. She had to go glue her hair back on.

[FanDuel Announcer]

I'm out.

[John Holmberg]

Called.

[Brett Vesely]

You have time out for weaves.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

League is ridiculous.

[Comedy Announcer]

Holberg's morning sickness.

[John Holmberg]

Holberg's morning sickness.

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[Brett Vesely]

Cancel it.

[John Holmberg]

Now and then they kick the guy out of the game for teasing her.

[Brett Vesely]

He should be happy about that.

[John Holmberg]

Well, thank God. Instead, she should have picked her weave up and thrown it into the crowd. It would have been a souvenir.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

To one of the owners of Title 9 Sports Bar. And it would have been a fantastic. I loved every second of that. But see, this is why men's sports has a sense of humor about itself. If your hair falls off in the middle of anything, it's immediately funny, especially if you grab it. Can you imagine that happened in a football game? It's like, you know, we've had just.

[Brady]

A couple of strands been used.

[John Holmberg]

Well, sure, Palomalu's been tackled by his hair, but if it all came off, you would understand because it's attached to his head. But if you found out that Palomalu had a weave and somebody tackled and it came out and was like, it's a weave.

[Brady]

Everybody take his helmet off.

[John Holmberg]

A cry, and then Troy grabs the weave and runs into the locker room, you'd be like, oh, Troy's never going to come back again. This isn't good.

[Zachary Ray]

That would be the craziest NFL.

[John Holmberg]

Like, like, hey, why'd you do that?

[Zachary Ray]

If Troy Palomalo just had fake hair.

[John Holmberg]

The whole time when they had us all fooled, we'd hate him. We'd be mad at him, his identity. Then they show that lady's weave. Why wear a wig during a sporting event? It just doesn't add up. You're gonna sweat. It's gonna come off. It's just strange. Just strange. I don't understand any of it. But he won.

[Brady]

I think she paid, you know, decent money for that Wii that if, especially if I'm in basketball or football, I want a good weave.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

WNBA money. So she doesn't have a good week.

[John Holmberg]

She's. And Natasha's not a superstar.

[Zachary Ray]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So it's a mid level dollar store. It's dollar store.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Zachary Ray]

If you do get that. Where you put that, is that ebay or toupee?

[Brady]

I was just gonna Check to see.

[John Holmberg]

If it's up by the wayside. Weave in a full. Let's go back a story. Yeah. One of my cop buddies just text me and said, how for you to leave your wife for your mom. It says, can you imagine? And everybody do what the police say. That's what I mean. We're in a time when it's time to protest everything. But the cop just emailed me and said, can you imagine eating the. You came out of. Oh, my God. We'll be right back, everybody. We'll be right back. The first time you're like, all right, go get me some mama.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Zachary Ray]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's just like your dad. You remember. Tell me about Daddy.

[Brady]

It was years ago.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you have his hands and his fingers. And his fingers. It tickles the same as it did 19 years.

[Brady]

You have his tongue.

[John Holmberg]

You remind me of him so much.

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My turn.

[John Holmberg]

Tell me more about him. Thank you. I love you, Mom.

[Brady]

Just don't have time to talk.

[John Holmberg]

Mother's Day. They have, like, romantic weekends. Anyway, the officer asked, so I had to do it. An officer asked, I complied. I had my hands up. He asked me a question, I answered it. That's what you do with the police. He said, can you imagine eating the. You came out of. My hands, went up, and I answered the officer's question. That's all I do here. Yes, officer. I can't imagine that. I'm gonna lay down for you.

[Brady]

That's the right person.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna be in a fetal position. The mom had to be like, you know, he's kissing her neck, and she's like, oh, this is weird. And then he's. And then her chest. Okay, maybe. And as he works to the stomach, she had to, like, grab his head and go, I don't think this is a good idea.

[Brett Vesely]

Idea.

[John Holmberg]

No. I want to give you pleasure.

[Brett Vesely]

Or she pulled it up.

[Brady]

When they first contacted each other, you know, and then sent a picture, he's like, I'm kind of attracted to you.

[Zachary Ray]

Who reached out to who again?

[John Holmberg]

Well, he found her. Okay. But they didn't do that.

[Zachary Ray]

He.

[John Holmberg]

They. He found her. And then when they met, they're like, oh, the energy in the room is so much more than they did.

[Brady]

Some correspond, some pen.

[Brett Vesely]

They did.

[John Holmberg]

They did. They. But there wasn't sexual. They didn't know it was sexual till they were together. Yeah. When they arranged a time. And they probably had some odd flirtatious things. They're like, was that what I think it was? Does this wanna. And then. Yeah.

[Brady]

And Then it was Hammer time.

[John Holmberg]

And then it was and it remains Hammer time to this day. Yep, yep, they're in love. Anyway, picture your mom. Call your mom today. I say, everybody. When's the last time you called your mom, Zach? This morning. Did you call her this morning?

[Brady]

She's up early, man.

[John Holmberg]

What'd you call her this morning? Yeah. You got here at 5:50.

[Zachary Ray]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You called her before. Oh, hold on. Is she in the bed with you? What the hell? You called her the see you later. What for?

[Zachary Ray]

Say hi. At 6, she gets up.

[Brady]

Did you pack your lunch?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. What are you doing? What are you wearing?

[Brady]

She packed your lunch?

[John Holmberg]

Did she pack your lunch?

[Zachary Ray]

Relax.

[John Holmberg]

No, I mean that. That's a euphemism for did she pack your lunch? Oh. Anyway, it's fun having you, Zach.

[Brett Vesely]

She's listening.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Is she listening? Did you call her to tell her meatloaf tonight I want to come home and smell bacon in the house?

[Brady]

What'd you ask her? Did you ask her some stuff? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What do you call your mom today? Really? You just called her. That's lovely. What a nice thing. Nobody does that. It's really nice.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You called your mom at 6 to just say, have a nice day?

[Zachary Ray]

She gets up the same time I do.

[John Holmberg]

All right, shoot. All right, all right, tell me more.

[Brady]

New story starting to open up.

[John Holmberg]

Keep going, Keep talking. That's good stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

You didn't call Marcy this morning?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

At four in the morning?

[John Holmberg]

No, I talked to Bunny yesterday, rolled over and I said, sorry I woke.

[Brady]

Bunny called me yesterday afternoon. Wish me a happy birthday.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, it's your birthday. That's nice. Yeah. Brady. We used to tease Brady because he sent his mom those chocolate covered strawberries for which is sexy.

[Zachary Ray]

Really?

[John Holmberg]

For Mother's Day, he would send his mom chocolate. No, it wasn't Mother's Day. It was Valentine's Day. Mother's Day.

[Brady]

They do them both.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, geez. Yeah, but you missed it.

[Zachary Ray]

Well, Brand.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Zachary Ray]

Oh, Sherry.

[John Holmberg]

He had a deal. Oh, yeah, Sherry from down at the arena.

[Brady]

She made him.

[Zachary Ray]

Oh, this. Anyway.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's nice. And yeah, to Zach's mom, everybody. She's got it coming.

[Brady]

Can we call her?

[John Holmberg]

Call and say hi?

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[Brady]

Have you met his mom?

[John Holmberg]

I don't think I've ever. I don't think so. I don't think I've ever been on the phone with my mom at 6 in the morning.

[Zachary Ray]

Morning.

[John Holmberg]

Ever.

[Zachary Ray]

No, that was. That wasn't the question.

[John Holmberg]

I know, but I don't think I've ever, like, I'll ring her up now. Yeah.

[Brady]

You wouldn't think of reaching out at that early. But if you knew she was up, you would.

[John Holmberg]

I would. Have to be an emergency. She would think someone's dead. If her phone rang at 6 and it was me, she's like, oh, that's.

[Brady]

Because you don't know. But normally, like, he knows Monday morning.

[John Holmberg]

Quick, call the mom at 6.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't call anybody at 6 in the morning.

[John Holmberg]

Me neither.

[Brett Vesely]

Doesn't matter who.

[Brady]

He could be doing a bed check with his mom.

[John Holmberg]

I can hear.

[Brett Vesely]

Just roll over.

[Brady]

Who you with?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, who's in there? That's nice. All right, well, there you go. Zach, you're a better person than all of us.

[Brady]

You're not with your other son.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Zachary Ray]

Good callback. Good call.

[John Holmberg]

That's solid. He's jealous his mom's cheating on him with his brother. There's no boundaries over there. Brett, what do you got on the big board of Musical Treats?

[Brett Vesely]

Wake up song time. And we got a ton of stuff up here. Apparently it's Robert DiLeo's birthday.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, from Stone Temple Fire.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. So Cracker man. On the list, Mastodon, Motionless and Wide Ice, Nine Kills, Fozzie, Rage against the Machine, Lamb of God, Van Halen, Megadeth, Shinedown, Body Count, and Avenge Sevenfold.

[John Holmberg]

Said so. My first words I heard this morning on the radio was, can you imagine eating the. That you came out of? Sorry to start your day like that, but go back and listen to podcast. You'll catch the entirety of the story. The British mother, her son, or found love 19 years after. Yikes. Yeah, we'll get a little STP. Let's do cracker Man. That's a good one. That's a good solid one. Get that started.

[Brady]

Obscure Birthday. I. I know you'll know this one.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

He's would have been 87 today. Robert Mandan.

[John Holmberg]

Robert Mandan from Soap. That was Chester Tate. Yeah. Still alive.

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Robert Mandan. Soap was a great show. Hilarious. Speaking of great shows in American history, also this weekend kind of came and went with all the things going on. Nobody paid attention to the facts. The great Desmond Wilson.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

From Sanford and Son has passed away.

[Brady]

79 years old.

[John Holmberg]

That's. You didn't watch any Sanford and Son. You missed out on all of it. So there's whole stations dedicated to Sanford. You need to watch at least a couple episodes of. Of the greatest comedian of all time. And we'll. When we're off here, we'll play the clip of when Fred Sanford. This is how different TV was in the 70s when he was in court. You remember that one? Oh, yeah. It's a legendary classic television scene.

[Zachary Ray]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Where they used to. It's pretty. Everybody Google it today. Fred Sanford, Sanford and Son for Lamont in Court. And do it for Lamont. It was the. It won the Emmy for comedy, best comedy series, like two or three years in a row. It was the. One of the funniest shows you'll ever watch. I wasn't alive when it was on, but reruns.

[Brett Vesely]

He's not gonna do any more job fairs anymore, apparently.

[John Holmberg]

No, he can't. That was who I used to always lean on when I was the voice of Kiss 12:30. That's how it works. Cracker man for Lamont. We'll throw that out there for Robert Daleo, who's 60 years old. Stone Temple pilots have a 60 year old out. Zach's asking what his wife looks like. How old is she? It's Cracker man, everybody. It's 98 Kup. Wake him up. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.