Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (02-03-23)

Podcast Information:

• Title: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
• Host/Author: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
• Description: Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD is Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show. John Holmberg attempts to entertain, question, and disturb as many listeners as possible with assistance from Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo. Tune in or log onto 98KUPD (97.9fm, the 98KUPD app or www.98kupd.com) weekdays 5:30a-10a.
• Episode: February 3, 2023
• Title of Episode: Cussing Brady Dropped F Bombs On The Course To A Group Of Slow Players to John's Delight - Terminally Ill Man Makes Agreement w/Wife To End Suffering So She Comes Back Shoots Him In Head

1. Introduction and Golfing Antics

Timestamp: [01:24 - 07:00]

John Holmberg opens the episode with a lively recount of a recent golfing experience involving him, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, Eric Bryan, and their friend Doug King. The group faced significant delays due to slow-playing golfers, particularly an elderly gentleman who became increasingly frustrated.

• John Holmberg: Describes the crowded golf course and slow players. He humorously details how he and Brady almost went to jail due to Brady's aggressive language towards the slow golfers.
  • “Brady said a cuss word to another person in a threatening manner. There's nothing you haven't lived until you've heard Brady say you're half hole behind.” ([02:02])

Key Interaction:

• As the group progresses, Brady's mounting frustration culminates in him shouting, “Hurry the up.” ([04:21])
• John relishes Brady dropping the "F bomb," marking a rare and entertaining moment for him.
  • “The first thing I said was, Brady said the F word today.” ([04:36])

2. Escalation and Tension on the Golf Course

Timestamp: [07:00 - 15:00]

The tension escalates when the elderly golfer confronts the group, leading to a heated exchange filled with profanity and threats.

• John Holmberg: Shares how Brady's outburst escalated the situation, resulting in nearly violent retaliation.
  • “We were going to kill a man, though.” ([04:00])
• Eric Bryan: Highlights the improbability of retaliation, noting the golfer's reaction.
  • “Your mother smells like juice, you piece of. Move on.” ([05:42])
• Doug King: Expresses disbelief that the incident wasn’t recorded.
  • “Nobody recorded this.” ([05:46])

Conflict Resolution:

• The confrontation reaches a peak when the golfer’s son intervenes, defusing the situation by expressing distress over his father's aggression.
  • “Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.” ([05:30])

3. Reflections on Violence and Self-Control

Timestamp: [15:00 - 18:00]

John reflects on potential violent outcomes and the importance of self-control in heated moments.

• John Holmberg: Describes scenarios where physical altercations could escalate, drawing parallels to past experiences.
  • “I thought we were going to kill that old man.” ([07:00])
• Eric Bryan: Questions the need for aggression, emphasizing the futility of violence.
  • “You don’t know who you just walked up to.” ([17:58])

4. Personal Anecdotes and Broader Discussions

Timestamp: [18:00 - 27:00]

The conversation shifts towards broader, more personal topics, including euthanasia and the moral dilemmas surrounding it.

• John Holmberg: Shares a poignant story about a man who, terminally ill, made an agreement with his wife to end his suffering. The discussion delves into the complexities and emotional weight of such decisions.
  • “She agrees. She's doing her husband's bidding. She's euthanizing him like you would a puppy.” ([20:13])
• Eric Bryan: Challenges the methods described, suggesting less violent means of euthanasia.
  • “She probably doesn't have the strength to smother.” ([22:27])
• John Holmberg: Explores the emotional burden on family members forced to make life-and-death decisions.
  • “Nobody's wiping my ass unless it's... if the doctor says it's forever.” ([24:01])

Moral and Ethical Implications:

• The hosts debate the legality and morality of euthanasia, highlighting the emotional and legal consequences for those involved.
  • “We should have the euthanize me rule.” ([26:03])

5. Humor Amidst Heavy Topics

Timestamp: [27:00 - 30:00]

Despite the heavy themes, the hosts intersperse humor and light-hearted banter to maintain the show's entertaining tone.

• John Holmberg: References classic comedy moments to lighten the mood.
  • “That's the one in Iowa was not. The 66-year-old woman...” ([23:18])
• Stefan and Eric Bryan: Engage in playful exchanges about the discussed topics, blending humor with the serious nature of the conversation.
  • “Don't drown yourself.” ([28:54])

6. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Segments

Timestamp: [30:00 - 30:57]

John wraps up the episode by mentioning upcoming performances and events, maintaining the show's engaging and community-focused spirit.

• John Holmberg: Announces future comedy shows and encourages listener participation.
  • “We'll talk about the Chinese balloon in a second. Give us a wake-up song.” ([30:32])
• Dick Toledo and Michael Rappaport: Participate in promotional segments, keeping the energy upbeat as the episode concludes.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• John Holmberg: “Brady said a cuss word to another person in a threatening manner.” ([02:02])
• Brady Bogan: “Hurry the up.” ([04:21])
• John Holmberg: “Brady's a different dude now.” ([04:35])
• Eric Bryan: “You must be hearing things.” ([05:30])
• John Holmberg: “I thought we were going to kill that old man.” ([07:00])
• John Holmberg: “A woman arrested for killing her terminally ill husband in a Florida hospital.” ([20:45])
• John Holmberg: “She should have a pillow over him.” ([22:44])
• John Holmberg: “We should have that euthanize me rule.” ([26:03])

Conclusion

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, listeners are treated to a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and serious discussions. From the high-stakes tension on a crowded golf course to the deeply emotional topic of euthanasia, John Holmberg and his co-hosts navigate a range of topics with their characteristic mix of irreverence and sincerity. The episode underscores the show's commitment to entertaining and engaging its audience while tackling complex and sometimes controversial subjects.