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Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Release Date: February 3, 2025

Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, and John Holmberg
Platform: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Duration: Approximately 58 minutes

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1. Sex Robots and Their Cultural Impact

Timestamp: 00:35 – 02:05

The episode kicks off with Brady Bogen discussing the burgeoning topic of sex robots, spurred by his daughter's interest in the movie The Companion. Brady critiques the societal obsession with artificial intelligence and sex robots, drawing parallels to classic science fiction narratives like The Terminator and 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Notable Quote:

Brady (00:35): "It's science fiction. Always tells us what's going to happen later and whether we're comfortable with it or not."

2. Critique of Modern Media and Social Issues

Timestamp: 02:05 – 04:24

Brady and Brett delve into the hypocrisy and superficiality they perceive in current media, using RuPaul and Justin Trudeau as examples. They express frustration over one-star reviews and the lack of depth in contemporary discussions about technology and society.

3. The Grammys: Inclusivity vs. Authentic Representation

Timestamp: 05:13 – 19:52

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to critiquing the recent Grammy Awards. The hosts express disappointment over the lack of viewership and question the effectiveness of Trevor Noah's hosting. They highlight performances by artists like Dochi, Lady Gaga, and Shakira, contending that the show emphasizes superficial inclusivity without genuine representation.

Notable Quotes:

Brady (06:28): "Trevor Noah is the South African Jimmy Fallon, pretty quick. He's Jimmy Fallon of South Africa."
Brady (09:17): "They sign you to a record deal and they didn't give me anything. And then I didn't have any job skills."

Key Points:

• Trevor Noah's Controversial Hosting:
  The hosts criticize Trevor Noah for making offensive jokes during his monologue, particularly targeting Drake and Colombian stereotypes. They believe his attempts at humor fall flat and alienate portions of the audience.

  Notable Quote:

  Brady (31:18): "Shakira is the greatest thing out of Colombia. That's not a felony. Oh, that's racist."

• Performer Critiques:
  Performances by artists such as Chappelle Roan and Dochi are dissected for their lack of originality and over-the-top antics, which the hosts feel detract from the music itself.

  Notable Quote:

  Brady (15:02): "Yeah. And then they had Chaperone do her live performance to the Pink Pony Club. Catchy song. Not a big fan of hers."

• Inclusivity Debate:
  While the Grammys promote inclusivity, the hosts argue that it often feels performative rather than substantive, missing the mark in truly representing diverse voices.

4. Modern Music's Homogenization and Lack of Creativity

Timestamp: 19:10 – 27:14

Brady leads a scathing critique of contemporary music, particularly spotlighting the Grammys' choices. He laments the lack of innovation, comparing today's music unfavorably to the vibrant and diverse sounds of past decades. The discussion touches on the perceived decline in rock music's influence and the rise of what he terms "cookie-cutter" pop music.

Notable Quotes:

Brady (20:58): "The Grammys. It's just this homogenized. We've done this cookie cutter crap, and there's like two artists."
Brady (21:47): "I have no idea. They don't even televise it. It might as well be best foreign language album."

5. Kanye West's Absence and Bianca's Provocative Appearance

Timestamp: 28:13 – 35:49

The conversation shifts to Kanye West's absence from the Grammys, which he attributes to strained relationships with the organizers. Instead, his wife Bianca makes a striking appearance, dressed provocatively, sparking discussions about celebrity image and personal branding.

Notable Quotes:

Brady (28:41): "Bianca showed up last night in a. In a fur coat. And he gets out of the car and you're like, oh, Bianca's all covered up. And then they just drops the coat."
Brady (30:46): "Bianca's naked and not even a thong. And she's walking around taking pictures. And really well, all right."

6. UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell's Controversial Remarks on Hitler

Timestamp: 37:07 – 44:44

The hosts discuss Bryce Mitchell, a UFC fighter who publicly expressed admiration for Adolf Hitler, leading to widespread backlash. They critique Mitchell's comments and the ensuing apology, highlighting the challenges of freedom of speech versus public accountability.

Notable Quotes:

Brady (39:20): "He said that Hitler was essentially just a good guy. You know, had a drug problem, got addicted to meth."
Brady (41:42): "The word Nazi should come with... 'Are you sure?'"

7. Proposals for Technological Solutions to Curb Offensive Language

Timestamp: 44:44 – 56:14

In response to the offensive remarks made by public figures, Brady proposes innovative technological solutions to prevent the use of hate words like "Nazi" and "Hitler" in digital communications. His ideas include:

• Word Blockers:
  Implementing text filters that prompt users to confirm before sending offensive words.

  Notable Quote:

  Brady (41:42): "The word Nazi should come with... 'Are you sure?'"

• Alcohol-Detection Mechanisms:
  Suggesting that phones incorporate blood alcohol content (BAC) sensors to prevent users from sending harmful messages while intoxicated.

  Notable Quote:

  Brady (41:42): "Your thumbs and your hands should... while they touch the phone should give you a blood alcohol reading."

8. Closing Remarks and Promotions

Timestamp: 56:14 – 58:02

As the episode wraps up, the hosts briefly promote local businesses, notably the Action Ride Shop, encouraging listeners to visit their new location. They also continue their playful banter about recent topics, reinforcing the show's blend of humor and critical commentary.

Notable Quote:

Brett (56:03): "He's selling stuff. Yes, yeah, some stuff. Yes."

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Summary:

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, the hosts traverse a wide array of topics, from the ethical implications of sex robots and the superficial inclusivity of the Grammy Awards to the controversial statements of public figures like Trevor Noah and UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell. They express a clear discontent with modern music's lack of creativity and the entertainment industry's tendency towards performative gestures over substantive change. Amidst their critiques, the hosts propose technological innovations aimed at curbing hate speech, reflecting their desire for a more respectful and thoughtful public discourse. The episode concludes with light-hearted promotions and continued humor, maintaining the show's characteristic blend of entertainment and insightful commentary.

Listener Takeaways:

• A critical perspective on the current state of music and entertainment.
• Concerns over the portrayal and acceptance of controversial figures in media.
• Innovative ideas for reducing offensive language in digital communications.
• An ongoing dialogue about the balance between inclusivity and genuine representation in popular culture.

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness continues to challenge listeners with its unabashed critique of contemporary issues, blending humor with thoughtful analysis to provoke discussion and reflection.

Transcript

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[Brady]

Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com it's miles to nowhere, everybody. Thank you quite kindly, Miles to Nowhere for our amazing theme song for 2025. You can see them all over the valley, by the way there. Pop up and do stuff constantly. Guy says, good morning sickness. Yes, you're a misogynist and a bigot and a lot of other things. You're an equal opportunity offender. And it's funny because it's true. Last week I laughed so hard at RuPaul and her crew up in that tower. And of course, Justin Tuggar. God, that's still just even reading those words, I get so happy thinking about another Baltimore Raven in tears. Uh, when you guys were going off on sex robots, my my 18 year old daughter came to me and told me that she was going to see the movie the Companion. I was still listening to your sex Robots. I find out it's a group of young adults who go to a cabin for the weekend and one of them has brought a companion robot. Anyways, one star reviews can obviously speak for themselves and solve their own problems. But don't see this. Keep pouring the bruise for, for the puppers. Leslie. Yeah, the Companion is a, you know, it's the tester for people to say, well, you guys watch anything about the naked ladies and fake robot? It's science fiction. Always tells us what's going to happen later and whether we're comfortable with it or not.

[Brett]

So look at the Terminator.

[Brady]

Exactly. Exactly. And oh, look at, you know, space. Was it 2001?

[Brett]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

The whole thing was about artificial intelligence. Can't unplug it. And they've been telling us about this stuff for years. There's an actual phrase for it and I don't remember what it is, but it's a term where you're introduced to a concept that's so Far fetched through art or film or books or whatever. And then when it finally happens, you're like, oh, yeah, I know about that. So it doesn't surprise you if the.

[John]

Manchurian happened a lot over the years?

[Brady]

Well, if the Manchurian Candidate just occurred in real life, we wouldn't. But it makes sense to us because, oh, this is. We've already dealt with this once or twice. Seen this in movies, so it doesn't seem crazy. They actually have like a phrase for it. I can't remember what it is, but so, yeah, that's, you know, we'll start seeing a lot more sex robot ideas, and we've seen a few. She was a great movie about artificial intelligence girlfriends and how it screws with guys. The. The real doll was a thing a while ago. It didn't interact, but it was just a sex doll that looked like a human being. The guy considered it. His girlfriend took it to family events and stuff. Yeah, they'll indoctrinate you. They'll. They'll introduce the ideas. All the emails coming in are like, my God, Sophie was traded. Now my fries receipt is worthless again. That's true. You're gonna get tickets for WNBA game to go. Actually watch the Mercury play without Sophie Cunningham. And that all that is to me is a fries receipt. This one says, Caitlin Clark just dropped the charges against her stalker because she's always the one that wanted all the attention. Now that's ruined. And how about that guy Brian Doyle, the one that got in trouble for telling Caitlin Clark, hey, I hope to be following you for a while. And it was like, creepy weirdo. How so? He put out a post that said, welcome Sophie with two thumbs ups. And he was hung in the town square. You're not allowed to quarter. Hey, Sophie, welcome to Indianapolis. Can't wait to cover you in a thumbs up. And they're like, ah, he clearly means to put those thumbs in Sophie. Let's kill him. And they did. They. You're not allowed to like any of the WNBA players because if you do, they get mad. Especially if you're like, God, you're also attractive. Ah, that's not why we're here.

[John]

If you're a man, for sure.

[Brady]

Oh. If you're a woman, it's amazing. You're supposed to, but. But they don't do that crap. Deep down, they're mad at Sophie because she's a traitor. She likes that deep. They're not eyeballing her. They like the ones like Diana Taurasi. The ones that they get. Diana Taurasi is sort of the lesbian Taylor Swift to the wnba because they look at her and go, I could pull that out of a bar. They're not intimidated by her physically at all.

[Brett]

Why would you want to?

[Brady]

No, I know. Look, I don't understand anything about that lifestyle. I don't understand why you're a girl who wants to be with other girls, but you want one that looks like a boy. None of it. I've talked to lesbians about this. I'm like, how come you don't like men, but you like your women to look like them?

[Brett]

Do you ever get an answer?

[Brady]

They can't answer it. I've not had one answer it. They just laugh. Buy me another Modelo. My car rides. I like you. You're funny. If you were a woman, I'd bang you. Yeah, I know. Because I look like what you like. It's strange, isn't it? It's just the dick, then. No, no, no. I'm like, I don't understand.

[Brett]

And they don't either, apparently.

[Brady]

No, they don't. They just go with what they like. You know, there's a very strange kind of juxtaposition of dudes. Oh, geez. That one looks like Justin Bieber. I think I like her. I don't understand it. It doesn't make sense to me. Speaking of lesbianism and stuff, watched the Grammys last night and they snuck in a few. Here's the thing about the Grammys, and nobody watched it. The these shows don't get any ratings at all anymore. My theory is Trevor Noah is human Ambien. Amazing. Oh, it's amazing. He's the South African Jimmy Fallon pretty quick. He's Jimmy Fallon of South Africa. He just. Amazing. What a great performance. What a great performance. Amazing. Like, all right, not everything's been great so far, Especially when Janelle Monae tried to do Michael Jackson stuff that was absolutely terrible.

[Brett]

I literally forgot it was on this morning. I woke up and got. Oh, Beyonce.

[Brady]

Okay. Most of America doesn't watch him. But last night there they, you know, they had Chapel, Roan and Lady Gaga, and there's a lot of gay. Like, they're still, like, grabbing hold of that thing. And then the one that I really like, Dochi, she was up there and she said something about being inspirational, too. I just hope someday out there there's a young African American girl that sees me winning this Grammy and thinks to herself, it is possible. So when people tell you you can't do it cause you're black and whatever, and I looked around that room. And I'm like, I don't think that's happening anymore. I'm not so sure. There's record executives going, what a catchy tune. It's not one of those blacks, is it? Yes, sir, it is. It's a black woman singing. Yeah. And they just hang up immediately. I'm pretty sure the record industry is. I don't want to. These black people entertaining me with song and dance. It's never been. That's never been a thing. So I didn't understand like that ham handed approach to basically say that the record industry is racist and they don't.

[John]

Take care of the artists.

[Brady]

Well, that was the thing that Chapel Roan said. And they clapped like crazy. She went up and gave her speech about how they don't have health insurance for people after like a record company signed someone. She got signed when she was really young and she's like, and they didn't have health insurance for me. So when I was initially kind of launched back into the world after I lost my first record deal, I didn't have health insurance or job skills. And I'm like, that used to be called suffering for your art. That used to be like. And then Trevor Noah was like, amazing, what a great speech. I'm like, was it because as a comedian, do you expect the comedy clubs to pay your health care if you don't make it? Because that's essentially what she's saying. I got signed, it didn't work out, they bumped me.

[John]

You need to give us a fair wage.

[Brady]

Yeah, what? A fair wage. You need to make good music. That's not. Yeah, that's not. Whole point of being in music is that the struggle is that if they're paying you to not make money, that's bad business. I thought. And the whole place stood up and people were crying, like, what? You don't get health insurance and a fair wage if you're not making any cash. That's the whole point. They signed me to a record deal and they didn't give me anything. And then I didn't have any job skills. I'm like, yeah, because you went in. And when I started in radio, I didn't have health insurance because I was part time and I had to bust my ass to do something about it. And there were other people who left because they didn't have health insurance. Like, I can't do this anymore. I'm like, I get it, but not everybody's just gonna hand you stuff just because you got hired. Besides that, you were 16, didn't your parents have health insurance. You shouldn't have. I'm an actor.

[John]

I don't have any jobs right now.

[Brady]

I need health insurance. Well, if you get sagging, you get insurance, which is pretty solid. And I think that's what they're complaining about is that all you have to do is be a member of the union and get a job or two. Yeah, you do. But they can do that more. It's better than paying for health insurance. But she started saying, I was 16 when I got signed. I'm like, then your mom and dad had health insurance. You're good. You recovered. I didn't have a backup plan. None of this is anybody's fault but yours. And here you are winning a Grammy. I think it's. I think you're okay. And then I started. And then they had Chaperone do her live performance to the Pink Pony Club. Catchy song. Not a big fan of hers.

[John]

That's the first time I've heard oh, really? Chappelle Roan.

[Brady]

And she's good, but she's annoying. Like, she looks like Boy George if he exploded in a Sephora. So she's crawling around like she's gonna perform oral sex on the female guitarist. A lot of the. She's very gay. She likes being really out out there. Gay. And then I realized that women have pretty much. Lady Gaga went up and said that transgender people aren't invisible. And, like, no, they're not. They're super visible. They're hilarious a lot of the times and that we can't do. And so, you know, the easy. The easy applause lines of, like, don't discriminate. And everybody. Everybody's voice should be heard. And it's like, yeah, you're like the ninth gay person I've seen on this stage. I think this industry is, like, awesome support for you guys. And then I realized why so many women. Janelle Monae, Chappelle Roan, Billie Eilish. There are tons of Shakira. I don't think she's a lesbian. I'm saying lesbian stuff. All these lesbians that are in the music industry, the kind of women are taking over music, and it's because they finally figured out what men have been doing for years. You start boning lots of ladies, and you can start writing great songs. All of them performed, like, dirty slut, lady on lady, sex acts on stage. And I'm like, there you go. This is what men have been doing for years. Pretending to, you know, perform oral sex on a chick on stage. And everybody. Oh, man. The Led Zeppelin's cool. Now the ladies are doing it. They're getting all the attention. That's the key to music, evidently, is cunnilingus. I think that's. I think that's what we're looking at for hit songs. Pink Pony Club, Meh. Okay. As I watched the Grammys, I realized something. And also, oh, by the way, all I heard about was inclusion and love and not discriminating and treating each other with respect. Record of the year. Song of the year, Ain't like us by Kendrick Lamar. Which a good portion of it is just telling Drake that he's a pedophile and he's gonna get sued for that. Drake is suing him for millions. Because the whole thing is just this hatred towards Drake. It has the N word in it about 145 times. And they're like, inclusion don't cast people out by their race. And oh, Record of the year, Kendrick Lamar ain't like us. Like, that song is like the meanest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[Brett]

It's a catchy song.

[Brady]

Oh, it's catch, catchy. But you know the part where he goes, better do it a minor. I'm like, it's talking about Drake banging young girls by name. It mentions Drake saying, hey, if he dates your sister, watch out for your younger sister, because he'll probably her too. It's all just an accusation that Drake bangs young girls. Song of the year, Record of the year on inclusion night. And everybody's voice needs to be heard and don't be a racist. And I'm like, I. I'm very confused. By is a catchy tune.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I didn't like it when I first heard it because I first heard it yesterday.

[Brett]

Oh, that's the first time.

[Brady]

Yeah. And I listened and I'm like, this is pretty much garbage. And then the next time I threw him, like, not so bad. And then I listened again a third time and I'm like, I kind of like this. And the reason I like it. I'm waiting for Drake's follow up rebuttal. Yeah, there's going to be the debate of music, but it wasn't kind or inclusive or friendly. Like the whole night tried to be. The other thing they did last night was raise money for the fires in L. A. Which is nice, but it is awfully hard to look at Dr. Dre. Billion dollars, Taylor Swift, billion dollars, Jay Z, Beyonce, billion dollars and have them beg us for money. It was like when I went to that thing when Jerry Colangelo was asking for donations for the hall of fame for basketball. And I sat with, you know, Tom Chambers was there, all these, you know, NBA players and all this stuff. And I'm like, how come none of them are raising their hand? Why are these dudes from the NBA not supporting the hall of Fame? And I'm gonna kick in. I'll do it. But Jerry has enough money to make this thing float. And he's standing next to John Calipari and a couple other super basketball names are like, we really need your help. I'm like, I don't know that you do. I'm pretty sure you guys got this. Why do I have to bid on a trip to Italy that's worth 5,000 buc and you're starting it at 10,000 in the auction. I'll get that on my own. I don't plan on visiting the hall of fame that much.

[John]

But it's not a write off, bro.

[Brady]

Yeah, if I get. It's true. If I. That's fine. If I get the $10,000 trip to Italy through your auction, that's only worth $5,000, do I get a lifetime past his hall of Fame for keeping it alive a little bit? Because I didn't see Tom Chambers hand go up. You know who end up buying the trip to Italy? Jerry Colangelo.

[Brett]

He got his own trip.

[Brady]

No one bid on it. People don't like billionaires asking them for money. I don't care.

[Brett]

I don't blame them.

[Brady]

And that isn't one of those, you know, you know, I'm. I hate money kind of thing. It's just one of the. It's hard for billionaire to go, I need you. I need your help. And I'm like, I need your help.

[John]

But I'll give it to Trevor Noah.

[Brady]

He.

[John]

He was pressuring the corporate corporations up and hiring the music industry. There's a lot of companies here attending. And also you guys here at the table. All the stars.

[Brady]

Yeah. Kick in.

[John]

Here's the we out at the table.

[Brady]

I also had a problem donate with that. It was just theirs. Morning sickness. 98 kupd Holmberg's morning sickness. In the past, you know, well, just even in the recent past, there's still. There's still South Carolina and North Carolina and parts of Georgia and Florida that got smashed by that hurricane that nobody's given a penny to outside of, you know, taxes and Red Cross and emergency relief. They didn't really. They weren't going to do that unless their. Their house started on fire. So Los Angeles getting saved by Los Angeles Okay, I get that. And I'm fine with donating the money, but it does come across a little bit like we're the only ones who have ever had a problem. There's a lot of stuff going on, and I've never seen the Grammys go that hard on raising money for anything. They'll occasionally bring up charities and stuff, but every break, don't forget the QR code that's in the corner of your screen. You viewing tonight need to give back so we can help out LA. And I'm all for helping out LA, but I got. I got $6 billion on five different camera shots. What are they kicking? Let me know. They're in on this too. Give me a. Have Taylor raise her hand and go, trevor, over here and say, I'm going to give $100 million to this. Like, holy crap. Dr. Dre loves Los Angeles up and down. Have him kick in and go, I'm going to give 50 million tonight. Oh, that would be motivational.

[John]

The public, they. They throw out a number that the viewing audience donated last night. What do you think that was?

[Brady]

Brett, how much do you think the entire viewing audience of the Grammys being hounded all night long to please give to the LA fires? 10 mil, thereabouts. Not bad. Nice.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Brady]

And you think music's biggest night? 7 million.

[John]

And he kept mentioning companies that were donating. But, John, you made the point that they're not going to say that amount because they want to wait until they get more recognition for it.

[Brady]

They want individual recognition when. If Dr. Dre gives 50 million, he wants people to know Dr. Dre gave 50 million.

[Brett]

As he should, though. It's 50 million. You know, that kind of money.

[Brady]

But they're not doing that anonymously. They're doing that for their own gains later. But really, what a great guy. Kind of.

[John]

They could have taken time for as much as they're using to donate every break. Yeah, why not throw that in? Hey, Dr. Dre just threw in 5 million. Now, the other people at the table, right?

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, it would have been huge. But you don't want to put that. It's not for them to give. That was their night. Celebrate Kendrick Lamar calling drake a pedophile 300 times in a song and give him a look. I loved it. Here's another thing I don't like. I'm 52 years old. Brady just turned 60 on Saturday. Old men. At this point in my life, I should watch the Grammys and say, ah, turn that rickety nonsense down. Yuck. Instead, I'm like, where's the energy? Like, nothing about music today makes me feel like, Jesus, they've taken it to another level. And if anything, it's gotten more boring and backwards. The thing I like the most, the one that Dochi won her award, and it sounded like an old salt and pepper or Missy Elliott type, so it was like a throwback rap. Everything's so sleepy and kind of, like, done before. They act like they're inventing new things. When Chapel Roan's crawling around on the stage with her ass out, acting like she's going to perform, it's the same package. Well, she's acting like she's going to perform oral sex on one of her. And I'm like, this. Like, MTV did this in 1991. Like, and then the late 90s when they lost their minds, when Madonna and, you know, Christina Aguilera and they made out, like, oh, my God. And now it's like, you guys aren't breaking new ground. Your music is boring. Where's the. Where's the old man? Turn it down. Music that doesn't exist. And my dad used to go, turn this garbage off. It's just noise. I wanted that. I wanted that to be my natural progression into old man. And I'm just like, turn it up. Well, I mean, let's go.

[Brett]

You look at it, we're a rock station. So I'm just looking at the rock categories here, and they're. They're right up here. The Beatles won best rock performance.

[Brady]

Yeah. Well, it's. Yeah. I mean, it's the Grammys. Every time anybody turns to the Grammys.

[Brett]

For rock album of the year was the Rolling Stones.

[Brady]

Yeah, they. They don't understand and never have. And by the way, to all of us who sit back and go to Grammy, rock has never been a part of it. It's. It's pop. It's a pop music festival. And the reason.

[John]

And they've rotated the audience, the 13,000 people that vote. The President was saying, we put a whole new crop in there.

[Brady]

That's fine.

[John]

Got rid of the boomers, basically.

[Brady]

Well, they don't understand what rock music is. So it's just familiarity at that point.

[Brett]

That's rock song Broken man by Annie Clark. I don't even know who that is.

[Brady]

I've never heard.

[Brett]

I've never heard that song.

[Brady]

I don't know what that is. Yeah. Rock music in the Grammys, that's. That's something, you know, that nobody even needs to look into. They don't even televise it. It Might as well be best foreign language album. Yeah, it's. But still, where is the. Where is the old man in me to scream this garbage? Turn it down. It's just. It's a cacophony of crap.

[Brett]

Well, I think that's the Chapel Roan stuff now.

[Brady]

Yeah, but it is. It's just pop music. But it's the same pop music I listened to when I was younger. It's like, I understood when my dad was like, what in the hell is going on with Boy George? And, like this. Like, he saw stuff and he's like, no, what is it? Beach Boys and Fabian and, like, it was all clean. Now it's just. It's just the same. It's. Nothing is new. There's no uniqueness to modern music. Kendrick Lamar calling a rival a pedophile, I guess is kind of cool, but that's been going on for 40 years now. That's not. You know, I think Easy E and the boys in NWA started all that.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

It doesn't make sense to me that as old people, we don't hear it and just go, ah, these kids today with it. It's all sleepy. It's not too loud. It's not over the top. It's not too fast. My dad watching, you know, Poison and. And seeing albums that I had, I'm like, it's just a bunch of dudes dressed as ladies. The hell's going on here? And then you'd worry the boy gays, like, watching this TV channel where all the boys look like ladies. They're gorgeous. And, I mean, Twisted Sister. And he couldn't. He couldn't look at TV. Good God. What. And he was in his 30s. The hell's going on? I'm 50, and I want these kids to turn it up a notch. You guys aren't. You're. You're slowing it down. Way too much folk music. What the hell is Ranganugan? What was that one band?

[John]

I have no idea.

[Brady]

They were best new artists.

[John]

Didn't even get introduced.

[Brady]

The sleepiest I've ever heard.

[John]

It went right from the commercial to.

[Brady]

Them and Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars singing ballads. I felt like I was watching Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers, only in, like, some sort of weird bizarro world. It's just. It's just a really boring time for all music because it's just this homogenized. We've done this cookie cutter crap, and there's, like, two artists, and everybody's good. They can sing great singers. Nobody's doing anything special. And I Don't know. There's like. There's no. There's no movement in music that makes you think, like, Taylor Swift is the best thing of all time. Beyonce, I guess she's good. I don't know. It seems a little bit like that whole thing. And I know nobody watches the Grammys anymore because you don't want to hear. You don't want to sit there and have your person of their favorite song tell you that, you know, you voted wrong. Or, like, the last thing I want is them talking to me about their feelings. And I don't care. That's what your music's for. You're supposed to think about that. Don't go up on stage and tell me that you know you hate me. Like, I like your music. And I don't like you, though, because you think different than me. Like, oh. Because that's essentially what happens. I don't like Lady Gaga. And whoever did Lady Gaga's hair last night, I want to thank them for. And you know who else should thank them? The family of the artist who did Lady Gaga's hair last night. Because I don't think Marilyn Manson uses that person anymore. So they got a job again making her look exactly like Brian Warner, only she thought it was a beautiful look. Whereas at least Marilyn Manson had the decency to say, I'm gonna scare people. She's wandering around like, this is a hot. Like, nope, it's terrible. You look crazy. And Bruno and Gaga had a song. Boring. It's fine. Good singers, they can sing, but boring. It's just. I wanted to be an older man screaming at kids to turn it down. And I'm actually saying, will you turn something up? Pick up the pace here, guys. Because it's a whole generation of people who've been on Xanax since they were five, and it's starting to show. That's. Look up the new best new artist category. Ranganugan never heard, but one of them looked like when the Flintstones had a rock band and they had that weird hair that went like the dude in the band.

[John]

I'm like, the way outs or.

[Brady]

No, I don't know which one it was, but they just had the hair. The hair was like the. Straight across their eyes and real long in the back and just looked terribly stupid. Hanger Nugent. I wasn't sure what Hanger. Hanger Ranger. Hanging. I forgot what they were called. There it is. Cargo Rugan. Cargo Cargon Karangan Karagabin.

[Brett]

Play.

[Brady]

Play a song by that band.

[Brett]

I got a copy and Paste.

[Brady]

Yeah, because you're not.

[Brett]

I don't even know how to pronounce.

[Brady]

How to say it. That's the word. Like, who's. Yeah. Who's helping them with marketing? That. It's a name. You. Here. This is. This is their sleepy crap.

[Brett]

I don't even know just the top one.

[Brady]

Yeah, whatever they got, like, it is sleepy. Like sushi. Like a weird sushi restaurant. Background music definitely being Tom Burton. Escher.

[Brett]

The hell is this?

[Brady]

Yeah, this is the best new artist. This is what they got coming up the pipe.

[Brett]

This is instrumental.

[Brady]

It doesn't sound.

[John]

It is.

[Brady]

Does this sound new to you?

[Brett]

No, it sounds like seven. It sounds like a theme for a TV. 70s TV show.

[Brady]

I halfway expect Isaac Hayes to show up.

[Brett]

Yeah, it's like the sequel to Beretta or something from back in the day.

[Brady]

It was the spin off from Beretta called the Parrot. Yeah, that's. That's like, where's my. Where's my moment to scream? Turn it down. Turn that crap down. The only reason I'm telling you to turn it down is because it's boring. I want to be offended by music. I don't want it to bore me.

[Brett]

Who's Doshi or whatever?

[Brady]

No, do. She's actually good. She's like a throwback. Like, she raps like it's 1992. Oh, really? Cool. She was good.

[Brett]

Benson Boone.

[Brady]

Benson Boone is some. He looks like a pedophile in somebody's gymnastics tights. He does a lot of flips, man.

[John]

Did he flip.

[Brady]

He does some flips, but still, he's dressed like McConaughey, and I don't know what. I wouldn't even put him that. Matthew McConaughey is clearly a heterosexual male. This dude's pants.

[John]

JLO was sitting at his table.

[Brady]

Yeah. No way that he's got that. It was weird, but he. I guess he was on American Idol, and he had a huge hit this year. Benson Boone. He used to dress normal, and now he's in. He went to Elton John's garage sale and picked up a few tights from the 70s.

[Brett]

He looks normal in that picture.

[Brady]

Yeah. No, he said when he first came out, he was completely beautiful. Things is this song. You know this. But again, everything is so boring. Like, you're not offended when your kids play this in their room? You think, oh, my kid's boring?

[John]

I'm thinking, yeah, well, that's been going.

[Brady]

On for, like, since the Xanax kids grew up. We had stuff that made our parents mad. This is stuff you can. This is the other problem is moms and kids want to be friends.

[Dick Toledo]

Things he can take away.

[Brady]

You, you shouldn't like your kid's music. In fact, you shouldn't. And you certainly shouldn't be bored by it.

[Brett]

Kurt Vesing hated my music.

[Brady]

Of course he did. That's the natural progression. When your dad turns 40, he looks at you and goes, these queers flitting around there with their dumb flying V guitars. You're an idiot. And he was right. She looked back at all that stuff and like, Jesus, that stuff was garbage. He wasn't wrong. Flock of Seagulls. There's always supposed to be something that makes. And I guess when Benson Boone does his I'm in the tightest pants you've ever seen flips off of pianos. Some dads were like, ugh, the hell.

[Brett]

Do you do flip off a piano than that?

[John]

Here's a half camera.

[Brady]

He has a poppier. Yeah. Anyway, the big star of the whole thing last night was Kanye west, who didn't even get to go into the Grammys. But that wife of his island, she's special. She's an angel, that Bianca. Sensory. If you haven't paid attention, just open your Internet feed today. You'll find a picture of her. She decided to show up to a Grammys red carpet event. Did not get into the Grammys because Connie's not allowed in anymore.

[John]

No, they're saying that's not true. He was there. They just walked the red carpet and left.

[Brady]

He's not. He's not getting a table at the Grammys anymore. He's allowed to go, but he's not getting the. He's not getting the treatment. So Kanye leaves because he's like, I'm going to make a statement, but the truth of the matter is Connie gets to sit with us. He ain't doing that. He doesn't get that Kanye up because they can't trust him. If Taylor Swift beats Beyonce for album of the year, he's going up there and he's got a naked lady with him. So Bianca showed up last night in a. In a fur coat. And he gets out of the car and you're like, oh, Bianca's all covered up. And then they just drops the coach. You got nothing on. Absolutely nothing on. Like a sheer nothing. And that's just to say, I've got clothes. Right?

[Brett]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

[Brady]

It is see through and not see through. It is transparent vagina, boobies, nipples. And she's walking around taking pictures and really well, all right. Bianca's naked and not even a thong.

[Brett]

Looking good, too.

[Brady]

Looks great. Looks really good. Okay, you P.D. holmberg's morning sickness. And deep down, every guy's sitting there thinking, that's what I need to walk around the house too.

[Brett]

Yeah, look at those sweats over there.

[Brady]

Yeah, look at that. Cheetos on her fingers crushing a quesadilla that we got through doordash. It's all over her hair, and she's the one going, what a slut. Yeah, that's right. Ooh, who would want that? But Kanye has this lady brainwashed. I mean, how do you find her? How do you. What do you like to do with your free time? Yeah.

[Leslie]

Walk around naked in public.

[Brady]

Marry me. Yeah, they did. And she does it.

[Brett]

He's the most exciting part of the Grammys.

[Brady]

Without question. You know, love him or hate him, he's the only one like, what's going on with the. And I'm looking every time. I'm like, Kanye's. Kanye's wife gonna show up in anything. And last night, nope, here's my vagina.

[John]

What other ones are just doing, you know, some cleavage, A lot of dresses that are. It looks like the thing could fall down.

[Brady]

She.

[John]

It's just out there.

[Brady]

That's been going forever.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

The nudity just flat out shown up to an event with nothing on. That's new. And this generation also sucks because they're mad at Trevor Noah for being too controversial last night. I'm like, that dude is as controversial as a glass of water.

[John]

About what?

[Brady]

Well, his jokes were way out of line, Brady. Way out of line. He said that the Grammy winners were voted on by the Grammy voting recording Academy, which is 13,000 members, and also 20 million illegals get to vote as well. Oh. Oh, big laughs. I thought, why bring that in? No, no. Big laughs. Dochi rolled her eyes, and the Internet noticed. And then he said, shakira is also here tonight, and she's the greatest thing out of Colombia. That's not a felony. Oh, that's racist. So racist. The Colombians. Colombians are known for more than just cocaine. Here, take a second and name it. Nope. Nothing else comes to mind.

[John]

Coffee.

[Brady]

Okay. I'll give you that. Juan Valdez. Nice job. Cocaine is next, but usually in the coffee. A couple kilos packed into each thing slung over Juan's donkey as they walk it out of the mountains. And then it was too far because he even made a joke about himself. Says, there's few changes in Washington, so I'm gonna enjoy tonight. It's probably my last time I get to host anything in this country. And everybody. Well, that's enough of you. Trevor Noah. Your illegal immigrant comment. Poor taste. Even Dochi rolled her eyes. Next one says Trevor Noah already with illegal immigrants. We're 20. We're 20 minutes into the show. It's gonna be a long night. Shakira is the only thing that came out of Columbia that's not a class A felony. Really, bro? That's comedy to you.

[Brett]

I'll name something else other than Juan Valdez.

[Brady]

I. I actually don't think Trevor Noah is funny at all. And I'm like, that's a good one.

[Brett]

Trevor Noah is the modern day white braid white Wayne Brady.

[Brady]

He is Wayne Brady. Looks like Dave Chappelle compared to Trevor. No. What did Trevor Noah mean with those immigrant jokes? It's not landing. Yeah, bro. This one says obsessed with how unfunny. Obsessed with how unfunny Chappelle Roan thinks Trevor Noah is. Love it. Why did Trevor Noah need to say 20 million illegal immigrants are voting at the Grammys? Pretty damn stupid. Signed Patricia Guadalupe. Trevor Noah just pissed me off with that Columbia joke. Read the effing room, jerk. So this group of inclusive loving people that all are, you know all about making sure that nobody boy get them on the Internet and they hear something they don't like, they will that person up. Trevor Noah's too controversial for you. You've got to hate every single day you're alive.

[John]

Columbia is a great college.

[Brady]

I don't know what right I. I don't know who you are. That thought Trevor knows a little over the top tonight. And this is to you're you're not going to make it through the afternoon. Says Grammys are great. Nothing like seeing someone saying, except everyone as long as you're thinking the exact same way as him, that's exactly perfect. Except everyone. Everyone. Don't judge. Let everyone in your life. Unless of course they have thoughts that disagree with you. Then, you know, charge them out and try to get them fired from their jobs. And if they slip up, even if they are on your side and they slip up a little bit, say something you don't like and that stick in your ass starts to vibrate. Get them fired, they can never work again. They did try that again. I noticed that the Golden Globes Hollywood kind of understood that maybe this whole preachy thing wasn't gonna fly anymore. Grammys trying to slip it back in a little. It's gonna get worse because they have a guy to hate and that's what they really love doing over there in the entertainment industry is hating. They're, they're, they're really good at that. They're good at telling you to love everything, but also hate rules the day because if they don't like something, boy, they let it know. But Trevor Noah being too controversial is a world I don't want to. If Trevor Noah even pushes your buttons, Shakira is the best thing to come out of Colombia. That isn't a class A felony.

[Brett]

It's brilliant.

[Brady]

It's a fact. There were no question about it. And here's the other thing. Unless you smuggled her in, she's legal. And the coffee you can actually steal from Colombia, and that's like against the rules. Shakira can float freely back and forth from this. She's worldwide. And Shakira, I don't know what kind of medicine she's on.

[John]

Keep getting younger.

[Brady]

She looks like she's 13 now. I don't know. Reversing this Benjamin Button of Columbia. And I'll say this. Trevor Noah's right. That cocaine keeps you young. But whatever she's doing now, she needs to give some of that Ranganoon van because they're like 18 and they look like they're 60.

[John]

Yeah, the grand Young Beaver boys.

[Brady]

Her kids. One was a girl.

[John]

What?

[Brady]

Ranganoon? Yeah, that one of them was a girl. There you go, man. There's the moment. I've been waiting on.

[John]

Shakira's kids.

[Brady]

Oh, I thought you said no. Ranganoon is who I'm talking. I didn't see that. I don't care about their kids. I, I don't see kids. I'm like Haley Joel Osment. I don't see your children and I don't want to ever wait until they're adults. Then I can talk to them all. I, you know, I don't want to hang around your kids. It's weird. But yeah, Trevor Noah pissing people off is just. That's a, that's a world. Like, George Carlin would burst into flames if he ever heard that Trevor Noah was too controversial to host something. He's just too out there. What. What if Trevor Noah is too far? Who's going to host that thing? Caleb from Shriners? He's the only one left. Like, he's the only one that can't offend you. And he'll piss somebody off with a bone breaking joke.

[John]

Answer is nobody, Nobody wins.

[Brady]

Nobody can host Trevor Noah pisses. And we bow down to the complainers. There's Always people who are, you know, sticks up their ass. Humorless weirdos. And then the Internet gave them voice, and then they unite. Like, it used to be when you had a stick up your ass and you didn't like a joke at home, you just kind of barked at the walls or whoever was in your house. Now you go online and say, did anybody else get mad at that? And then a whole gaggle of people who were mad at it find you on Reddit, and now you feel like you've got some movement and it's a bunch of sticks up their asses. People. Doesn't make sense. Meanwhile, that's sort of why I'm starting to like Kanye a little bit. And then you go back to that Nazi thing. Yeah, straight. But he's got that naked wife, and he's sharing her with us. Like, a lot of times you'll see a guy and his wife. You're like, I'd like to see his wife naked. But you're never gonna. Like, sometimes you'll see a guy with a hot wife, and she'll bend over and try to look down her shirt. You try to sneak a peek or something. Everybody's done it. But just imagine if, like, she just showed up naked, like, to dinner. I had dinner with Brady on Saturday. It's like, nobody's wife showed up naked. Nobody. Nobody in the whole restaurant. We saw Mark Curtis. His wife was fully clothed. Like, sometimes you look at a guy's like, man, that wife has Kanye. You're like, kanye's wife's pretty hot. Yeah, I've seen her vagina a lot.

[Brett]

So Vincent said, I donate more if I get pictures of Bianca. Bianca.

[Brady]

I mean, eventually he's gonna let her touch. Like, we're gonna be able to touch her. Go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah, I can touch her. Yeah. All right.

[John]

Is that. Yes.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna touch her. Your wife's not wearing any clothes. You know that? Yeah. All right, Kanye. Thanks. Had a lot of friends, a lot of hot wives. Never once have I've seen the husband. Okay. With complete and total nudity at the stake 44, but I'm all in.

[John]

He kind of got in some hot water with the tweets this weekend, too.

[Brady]

Well, he's not stable. Clearly, his wife, and that's what it said.

[John]

So he must have been off the meds again.

[Brady]

I don't know that he's ever had meds. I don't know when Kanye was on the meds. Like, I don't know. I don't remember a time where, like, Kanye's really got it together right now. This seems sensible. Like, every time I've seen him, he's been bananas. He breaks up with Kim Kardashian, probably because she was dressed like Nanook compared to this one. I need a lady wears less clothes. Yeah. Less than Kim Kardashian. Yeah. All right, here's one. Looks like her, only nude, and he married her, and he's sharing her with us. So I got to give it to tip the cap to him. He's sharing her with us, which is very nice. Speaking of Nazis, I guess you saw that this weekend that UFC fighter Brian Mitchell says, name Brian Mitchell, Bryce Mitchell. He had to apologize because this is always a bad moment in your life when your PR team comes to you and says, bryce, you're gonna have to apologize. That whole thing you said about how great Hitler was, people want to hear from you. It's like you got to phone it in at that point. He basically says he knows how many people died in the Holocaust, and Hitler did a lot of evil things. That was his apologist. I realized that I'm not a Nazi. I don't condone what Hitler did. But earlier in the week, he said that Hitler was essentially just a good guy. You know, had a drug problem, got addicted to meth, and then wanted to purify Germany by kicking out greedy Jews, destroying his country, and turning everyone gay. That's a tough one to turn around. That's a tough one to go. Ah, you know, that was. I shouldn't have said that. Dana White said he was the dumbest person he's ever heard talk. But they're not going to fire him, because somehow or another, that holds into the freedom of speech thing. You're allowed to say it, but there are no there. There could be repercussions. But again, my rule. And for those of you who want to argue his point, the second you type the Z in Nazi on your post, reconsider. In fact, computers should be. They should come equipped with. When you type the word Nazi, when you hit Send, it gives you an are you sure? Right? Like some things, when you click on them, it says, are you sure Delete all this. Yes. If the word Nazis. And we have the technology to recognize when the word Nazi has been typed. You know, I'm sure of it. Whatever.

[John]

The autocorrect, just go right to Nazareth or.

[Brady]

Well, because you can fix that. Something where the text itself is. Even the text got, hey, hey, hey, you sure about this? And then click yes, and just go, are you over 18. Yes. Put people through the ringer when they're about to send out the word Nazi. It should be. We should have some stop gap in everyone's life. Because you could get drunk and fire off Nazi to somebody and realize the next day that was terrible. And your phone should stop you. Two things phones should have. It shouldn't be allowed to use it. Your thumbs and your hands should. While they touch the phone should give you a blood alcohol reading that. We have technology for that. I'm sure, too. So while you're holding your phone, your BAC should register. And if it's over point one, you're not allowed to call anybody. You can't make a phone call. You can't make a text. That, and especially after midnight. So it's got a bac on it. And it's like you're. You've been drinking and you're trying to text that girl that. I'm gonna stop you for that. I'm gonna help you out. You're not making any phone calls or texts tonight at 1:00. Your BAC is. You're legally drunk. I can't allow it. And then the Nazi thing. Naz. And when you hit the Z, your phone pops. Are you sure? Before you even finish the word. Ah, yes. I. Are you very sure? Yes. Yes. And that way you have to jump through at least three or four hoops before you realize I probably shouldn't be saying it. The word Nazi should come with. I know this is ironic. A little flag.

[Brett]

Wait a minute.

[Brady]

Yeah. It just pops up on your phone. I'm gonna send this to your boss. That's the other thing your phone should do. It should be a little rat. So I'm gonna. Would you send this to your boss? No. Delete it. I'm helping you out, bro. Thanks, phone. You're welcome. The word Hitler also involved in your text. The phone should go, are you sure? Did you proofread this? Are you sure? Yes. And then people. Then there's no apologizing. Bryce Mitchell can't come back the next day and go, I don't know what I was doing. Like, no, no. The phone asks you if you mean this twice before you sent your Hitler Nazi tweets out. K U P D Holmberg's morning sickness. It asks you twice. That's true. So we're not gonna. Your apology kind of falls on deaf ears. You have to own this. So I think that's. You know, I'd probably be a billionaire if I could up with the Nazi Hitler blocker. You Got porn blocker for kids. You got dirty word blocker for kids. Nazi Hitler. Are you sure? For all of us Is. There's a time or two. Maybe the N word should get thrown in there too, if you're gonna start bombing that one around hard R. Yeah.

[Brett]

I was just gonna say for comedy purposes. Yeah's okay.

[Brady]

Yeah. Black people wouldn't live a day without making the A come up. I like when my black friends will knock that out to me every once in a while. And I. I even struggled to throw the haha sticker on there. Haha. I just let those go. I hope I laugh at home. Good one. Thanks, guys. Thanks for including me. Yeah. The two big N words. Your phone should probably stop you. I mean, they ask you what your ethnicity is when you get a phone on the little application. Right. If you're white, your phone automatically comes with that whole Nazi blocker thing and not saying you can't do it. Just giving you a couple little bumps there at the end. Positive about this. Yeah. Would you send this to your boss? Delete.

[John]

What if they just gave you a list check, you know, words that you.

[Brady]

Wish your phone would stop you from.

[John]

Sending and you can set it on the phone phrases.

[Brady]

You're a C word, honey. Like, oh, geez, that's to someone you care about. You can't do that. Yeah. Little. Little blocks that you get to check out. But I don't think people who like saying Nazi and Hitler are ever going to check those boxes. The phone company and, you know, just looking out for you should probably have the Nazi blocker on the phone. It just comes standard with all Apple iPhones. And it doesn't stop you. It just asks you. You meant this, right? The word Nazis in this. Are you good with that? Yes. Send. Okay. And then it should come up after you hit. Yes. Another little window should come and go. It's your funeral. Like a friend would. All right, you go ahead.

[Brett]

Good luck.

[Brady]

Spew that out. Because if I started to scream out the window, Brady, I'm gonna say some things outside this window about Hitler being Okay. You would stop.

[Leslie]

You sure you want to do this?

[Brady]

I'm positive.

[Leslie]

Okay. It's your funeral.

[Brady]

And then I go outside and just shout to a crowd that I think Hitler's. Okay. That's. That's the.

[John]

If you're gonna do it, let's mic it up.

[Brady]

Right. But you're gonna be there like. And if I told you, here's my plan. See that crowd of people out there? I'm gonna give them. I'm gonna scream my name. First of all, I'm gonna identify myself, and then I'm gonna start shouting out how much I loved Hitler and how he wasn't such a bad idea. A good friend says, you sure about that? Get out of the way.

[Leslie]

All right, I tried.

[Brady]

That's all I'm asking. A decent person says, I'm gonna go out and scream to this crowd out loud after I identify myself and say my name a few times. And then put a picture up of me smiling in Sedona. And then I'm gonna say something about Hitler being good, and then.

[Leslie]

Are you sure about that?

[Brady]

Well, you don't think I should?

[Leslie]

I just need to cool off here, bro.

[Brady]

Maybe Brady's right. And that's all it is. The cooling off period for Nazi and Hitler tests, this guy says. Interesting to see if Elon's okay with this blocker you're suggesting after his little salute. Yeah, no, there's. There's you. Any friend of Elon's would have said, you need to stop that wave. It's not what you think it is. Exactly. What? It doesn't matter what we think. What you're doing looks weird. Stop it. Especially, don't pound your heart first. You can't do it. And he could have had, like. He had his moments to say oops and just lay low. But then he went on about Hitler jokes and stuff like, oh, boy, Elon's autism's in again. Starting to roll out there on the spectrum and shout out the bad boys. All good ideas. Should have kept Sophie Cunningham. Nazi blocker. And everyone needs a naked wife. That's it. Naked wife, morning sickness, solving the world's problems. Most of our wives won't even walk around the house dressed up in what Bianca Century walked around last night. Like, I. I don't know if Matthia would just walk naked all day in the house. Probably not. Ask her. I'm going, what are you doing with all these clothes on? Kanye's wife doesn't wear clothes. And see, she's gonna go put more clothes on.

[Leslie]

Is that what you want? Just a naked sex slave?

[Brett]

Yes.

[Brady]

You're making a lot of sense. Yeah, I think that is what I want. I've never heard it that way, but.

[John]

When do you start?

[Brett]

Well, is Megan gonna do that?

[Brady]

Nobody's gonna do that. No. Only she's the first and only one that's ever done it. No one's ever gonna do that. And ask him to do it. Ask him today and say, ronnie, we gotta live a little bit more like.

[Leslie]

Kanye, I'm gonna need you to walk around this house. Son's clothes. What about Kirby? Bianca doesn't care. Kanye's got four kids. Let's unrobe here. Let's get it down this robe, walk around, do some dishes or something.

[Brady]

Problem is, most people don't want to see their wife walking around naked.

[Brett]

The gray sweats and the stained T shirt. Cheeto dust all over it the last.

[Brady]

Time you washed that thing. What's it to you? I don't know. Bianca doesn't have to do laundry.

[Brett]

I just sleep and I. Oh, God, I got to sleep with you.

[Brady]

Then why does your shirt smell like corn nuts?

[Leslie]

That's my body smell.

[Brady]

Oh, God. Go wash that thing. Let's do a little Bianca, get rid of that shirt and all the rest of your shirts and just walk around naked. And then, of course, a woman would.

[Leslie]

Go, why don't you walk around naked?

[Brady]

Cause you don't want that, right? Well, you think you're welcome.

[John]

You just say the word.

[Brady]

Yeah, I'll do it. You want me to walk around this house naked? Okay.

[Leslie]

You're a pig.

[Brady]

Yes. You knew that. When did you think I flipped a switch from pig to not a pig? I've always been a pig. Remember the dude you had to fight off the first couple dates? That's still me. Remember the guy that wouldn't hug you because he had a boner from hugging you? Still there. Still that guy.

[John]

I still got some fighting.

[Brady]

Yeah, we're all Rocky 6. I don't know. I think I still got a couple of rounds in me.

[Leslie]

Put your pants on.

[Brady]

That's all we'd hear if we. Bianca censoring around a little bit. Hello.

[Leslie]

Go put your goddamn pants. It's disgusting. You have a zit on your ass.

[Brady]

Thank you for pointing out everything. I hate you.

[Leslie]

You should stop picking at it.

[Brady]

What? I don't want it on the couch.

[Leslie]

Oh, now your ass zits bleeding. Get in the bathroom. Put some damn pants on.

[Brady]

Brady's would be bad because he doesn't shower after a poo. So comes out with rust button. Plops that down on the couch, everything's getting ruined.

[Leslie]

Now I gotta bleach the cushions again. Thanks, Brady.

[John]

It's a brown couch.

[Leslie]

It's the big whoops.

[Brady]

As long as it doesn't stink.

[Leslie]

I'm Brady Sensory. I walked the house nude, much to the delight of that wife of mine.

[Brady]

Yeah, people always say it's about the kids, but Connie's got four of them. Bianca's. Well, I've seen her pull his kids out of a car like she's got him for the weekend. Kanye's not even there. Kim has to be miserable as Bianca. And like, TMZ is catching her taking those kids places. Like, we went over to the water world, and stepmom didn't wear any clothes. But it was fun. We had a fun day. It is hard to be the woman that made Kim Kardashian look like a nun compared to you. And Kim Kardashian, she's really reserved compared to Bianca Sensory. Cause I've seen her over. It's unbelievable to make Kim Kardashian the buttoned up Mormon compared to your new wife. I don't know where you find one of those, but God damn it. Nudity around the house? Not such a bad idea. And think about it, ladies. No matter who your husband is and how fat or ugly or gross you've gotten, he still wants to see you naked, right? Absolutely. He's attracted to you. Take your clothes off. We should all have Bianca Sensory Day around the house. We should let this little angel have a holiday. Uh. Oh, honey, it's February 3rd. You know what that means?

[Leslie]

No.

[Brady]

It's Bianca Sensory Day again. You can wear this dress so long as you don't have one of those Chatty Cathy strings hanging out of your body somewhere. I'd like to see you naked for the whole day. They would fake it. They would wear a tampon just to fake it. Sorry, it kind of surprised me. You're 61 years old.

[Leslie]

Yeah, just.

[Brady]

I don't.

[Leslie]

Took me by surprise.

[Brett]

It's three times this week.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's all right. It's February. It's Bianca Sensory Month.

[Leslie]

I'm having one of those heavy flows for 28 or more days.

[Brady]

We can push it into March. Yeah. Imagine if a woman said that. I want you to go to this dinner totally nude, and then afterwards, we're gonna have sex in the car. I'd be at Phoenix City Grill with my Dingler app. I'll have the. Just the. I guess the Bethany home salad'll do. And then I'm gonna take my pee pee and move it into the car. It's too good. 741. What do you got on the big board of musical treats over there? Bert, wake up.

[Brett]

So I'm brought to you by Action Ride Shop. I got a text from Josh last night. Now, we've been talking about the big grand opening being February 22nd on Action Ride shop number two. Actually, soft opening. He's going to be doing so tomorrow. You can Go in and check out the new store right over there on.

[Brady]

Is he selling stuff?

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah, some stuff. Yes.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Brett]

Yeah. Because it's a soft opening, but the big grand opening, February 22nd. Make sure you mark your calendars. We'll definitely be hanging out.

[Brady]

I gave him an accidental promotion yesterday. I pulled over to get a little water on my ride. I rode a lot yesterday. And I pulled over and the guy goes, nice bike. Like, yeah, where'd you get it? And I said, Action Ride Shop out in Mesa. He goes, I'm never out there. Is that a good. I'm like, best shop in the city. And I start giving him the commercial. The guy's like, how much is that bike? And I lied and said, like, half the price of what it normally is, just so he'd go over to Josh and see. And then Josh will give you a deal if you say, I met John on the trails. There was a guy who recognized me Saturday. Helmet, glasses, sweatshirt. I'm riding down the sidewalk and I hear, hey, Holmes. Like, how did you. I'm in a helmet. The nose. Oh, yeah, right. That's right. The eclipse that followed your bicycle. We've been. We watched you come down the mountain. We knew it was you from way up there. The shadow, he wasn't sure.

[John]

He was following you for an hour just to make sure.

[Brady]

I came down and there was, like, Asian tourists in the sidewalk taking pictures. Mountain, great shadow. Shapewreck, panther. Like, that was my nose shot, you jackass.

[Brett]

But in the meantime, you can go to the og, the HQ over there on Gilbert Road and Southern Action Ride Shop. Gonna take care of you not only on the trails, but also on the mountains. So.

[Brady]

Actionrideshop.com Scott Haynes says, remember Clippy, the paperclips that used to help you through?

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Bring Clippy back and say, hey, you just said Hitler and Nazi. Might want to rethink that. Then he shrugs and gives you a Nazi salute when it's all over. Okay. His little paperclip hand goes up.

[Leslie]

See, Kyle.

[Brady]

Enjoy your job search. What do you got on the board.

[Brett]

There on the list from what we were talking about this morning? Waylon Jennings, Dukes of Hazzard.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

Mud Vein stained, Motley Crue, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Van Halen, Can Trill, Parkway Drive, Drowning Pool Ministry Filter, Marilyn Manson, Deep Six for Lady Gaga and Bush.

[Brady]

Somebody else suggested a lot of, like, if you could get homosexuals on cameras at the Phoenix Open, like, graphically French kissing. Every time a camera's on, there's always a cup and people be like, what the hell is going on in Phoenix? Like, just to let everybody feel like it's just some weird, you know, Sodom and Gomorrah thing we got going on over here. And that'll keep those. Keep those buttoned up weirdos who are tired of the snow from coming out here when they see our city this week because it's gonna shine on tv, man.

[Brett]

Do Judas Priest Hunt if you want to. Want the gays up there.

[Brady]

Elementary. Leather is not a bad idea. Something's got a gift that TV can't show. How beautiful this place is for four solid days and not expect half a Rochester to want to be here. Yuck. All right, we'll do it. Hell bent for leather it is. You got to get that one. I think, to listen. And I'm fine with that. It's old. It's got a little bit of that. Not so sure if they're Nazis or homosexuals. Look to it. Confederate flags and a lot of. A lot of this. Get over to that Phoenix hill. You see a camera that says CBS on it. Don't ever stop honking. Loads of it. Keep it up. Make everybody back in New York think that we're crazy. Keep them at home. You got it Ready to go?

[Brett]

Yep.

[Brady]

Let's do it. Hell bent for leather, everybody. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erected.