02-03-26 - BR - TUE - Streamer Plans To Stay In Room For A Year Live - AI Creates Playlists To Maximize Your Goosebumps - McDonalds Issuing McNugget Caviar Bringing In Ralphie May

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – 02-03-26 – BR – TUE

Release Date: February 3, 2026
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Special Appearance: Ralphie Mavery

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Episode Overview

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness covers a wild spectrum of topics, from internet challenges to bizarre fast food trends and the ever-bizarre intersection of AI with daily life (and internet oddities). The hosts blend their typical raucous humor with pop culture commentary, local Arizona flavor, and plenty of off-color riffs, especially as they discuss viral internet stunts, AI-focused innovations, and food news. There's also a healthy dose of banter about McDonald's McNugget Caviar, AI-generated goosebump playlists, and some explicit explorations into the world of AI supermodels and dubious TikTok/Instagram trends.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Room Isolation Streamer Challenge

[08:27 – 11:04]

• Byron shares: A 49-year-old TikToker, Skip Boyce, from Utah, has started a project called “The Isolation Year,” living in a single room for a full year, live-streamed 24/7.

  • “I do not leave the room and my live stream remains active 24/7. I don’t bring in outside entertainment or unplanned interaction. I live, sleep, work out, read, write and spend my time here.” ([08:47] Byron)

• Hosts consider the social impact:

  • John marvels at the project’s discipline and the fat-loss potential:
    • “He’s a fat guy. He could lose 40 or 50. 60.” ([11:01] Byron)
    • “That’s a fifth grader, man.” ([11:04] John)

• Cultural commentary:

  • Discuss potential psychological effects as well as the contradiction of isolating from the world yet sharing an always-on feed.
    • “He’s cutting himself off from them, but he’s showing them him. So he’s presenting himself but cutting himself off from interaction.” ([10:46] John)

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2. AI-Generated Goosebump Playlists

[13:54 – 15:28]

• Byron introduces: A research team from Japan has developed headphones that track brainwaves to identify when a user gets goosebumps (“frisson”) from music; AI then builds playlists designed to maximize this physiological reaction.

  • “The AI decides if you’re truly enjoying a song or just listening casually. Once it learns what works, it pulls from thousands of songs to build the perfect goosebump-heavy list.” ([14:11] Byron)

• John debates the long-term effect:

  • “Wouldn’t this, if you had a playlist of goosebumps songs, make your bar for goosebumps eventually go up or just… You get numb to it.” ([14:41] John)
  • “That means all the songs that give you goosebumps will now mean that this is the static line for goosebumps. I need something more.” ([14:48] John)

• Brady chimes in:

  • “You need more and more.” ([15:05] Brady)

• Hosts reflect: The rise of technology trying to ‘hack’ emotional responses and its limits.

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3. McDonald's McNugget Caviar Launch

[15:35 – 18:53]

• News: McDonald's announces a new (limited) McNugget Caviar set. Comes with a tin of caviar, a caviar spoon, and a $25 gift card for McNuggets. Only available through an online contest.

  • “It’s the real deal that’s gonna make black people go crazy.” ([16:00] Ralphie Mavery, in character)

• Hosts riff:

  • Ralphie, channeling a classic Ralphie May impression, jokes about caviar’s “classy” reputation clashing humorously with McNuggets.
  • “Finally, I don't have to eat like one of them hoity toity people at Belvedere’s house. I get myself one of them McNuggets and dip it into caviar like I’ve been doing all my life.” ([16:13] Ralphie Mavery)

• Practical deets:

  • Only available through McNuggetCaviar.com; limited drop, includes a $25 gift card for the nugs; you have to enter to win. ([17:18 – 17:51] Byron & Ralphie)

• Hosts share caviar experiences:

  • John: “Ralphie’s the first person I ever ate caviar with… Pittsburgh caviar, that’s how you know we were going to a Steeler game. We were in our Steeler gear eating caviar. That’s what Steeler fans do. We’re classy.” ([18:06] John)

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4. AI Supermodels and Internet Deception

[20:14 – 23:09; 23:45 – 31:37]

• Byron introduces: A pair of AI-generated “conjoined twins” supermodels, Valeria and Camilla, have gone viral with over 280,000 followers, complete with fake backstories and fabricated childhood pics.

  • “They’re doing a backstory on them, like when they’re kids… I saw a picture of them at the Miami game…” ([20:40; 20:49] Byron)

• John on the power of AI & public gullibility:

  • “Very rarely is a miserable birth defect attractive. So I immediately thought, oh, this isn’t real. People are fooled. AI is going to—we’re doomed… If you can’t get it in your head to question smoking hot Siamese twins that you’re just now finding out about, you don’t understand how AI is going to dominate your life.” ([20:53; 21:10] John)

• Prolonged (raunchy) investigation:

  • The hosts spiral into an extended search for various AI-generated internet personalities (“Gracie Higgins”), debating their reality, poking at AI’s ability to create perfect “influencer” illusions, and begrudgingly admitting their own curiosity.
  • “She’s not real. Way too young there, though… That looks creepy young, actually… I think somebody’s copying it.” ([26:44] John, [26:46] Brett Vesely)

• Underlying warning:

  • Frequent reminders that, as AI graphics proliferate, audiences need to develop skepticism.
  • “That’s AI. Siamese twins. Look, if you have to say those are Siamese twins, I would definitely it’s AI… If you have to say those are Siamese twins I would definitely—it’s AI because have you seen Siamese twins? Very rarely are they like, wow, that one’s gorgeous.” ([21:23] John)

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5. Viral Products & Internet Trends

[19:17; 19:29 – 19:57]

• Kirkland x Nike "Costco Dunks" Sneaker Drop:
  • Byron describes a surprise sneaker collaboration, limited regional release, immediately resold at inflated prices.
    • “They put them in the stores in New York, California, Washington, and Oregon. $134.99… already up all over eBay.” ([19:43; 19:57] Byron)

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6. BRADY Report: News & Oddities

Interspersed throughout

• News nuggets include:
  • National Take a Cruise Day ([05:17] Byron)
  • Model T Ford facts ([06:03] Byron)
  • Dollar bill lifespans ([07:13] Byron)
  • “Random” food facts and comments on other viral TikTok news

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7. Classic Raunchy Bits & Street Justice Reaction Videos

[32:54 – 35:59]

• Street fight videos:
  • Live commentary over internet viral clips: “They just hit him with up the head. Big log. Right to the head. Now they’re dragging him into the garbage, which is the whole country, evidently!” ([32:56 – 33:05] John & Brett)
• Extreme gross-out vids:
  • From pregnant women doing burpees, to explicit medical oddities, and even an odd demonstration involving a condom and a watermelon, the hosts (unfiltered as always) comment in both horror and amusement.
    • “He’s cut out a watermelon and he’s banging it. And then he put a camera to the side and he finishes. He’s finished in the watermelon.” ([35:19 – 35:33] John)
    • “I’m not going to lie. That made me curious.” ([35:36] John)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On isolation streamer:
  • “He’s presenting himself but cutting himself off from interaction.” — John ([10:46])
• On the AI playlist:
  • “You can never get back to that height again. So now the Goosebump songs go away.” — John ([15:06])
• On McNugget Caviar:
  • “Finally, I don’t have to eat like one of them hoity toity people at Belvedere’s house. I get myself one of them McNuggets and dip it into caviar like I’ve been doing all my life.” — Ralphie Mavery ([16:13])
• On the danger of believing AI:
  • “If you can't get it in your head to question smoking hot Siamese twins that you’re just now finding out about, you don’t understand how AI is going to dominate your life.” — John ([21:10])
• On the bizarre world of viral food fads:
  • “They’re putting out caviar with nuggets. My God, Jay Z’s gonna explode.” — Ralphie Mavery ([16:59])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Time | |-----------------------------------------|-----------| | Isolation Streamer story | 08:27–11:04 | | AI Goosebump Playlists | 13:54–15:28 | | McDonald's McNugget Caviar | 15:35–18:53 | | Kirkland x Nike sneaker drop | 19:17–19:57 | | AI supermodels & Gracie Higgins | 20:14–31:37 | | Viral Street Justice clips | 32:54–35:59 | | Raunchy bizarre internet antics | 35:13–36:17 |

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Tone & Takeaways

The episode showcases Holmberg’s Morning Sickness at its most unfiltered: irreverent, boundary-pushing, and deeply skeptical of both AI and internet fads, yet fascinated (sometimes guiltily) by their reach and absurdity. While veering into the explicit, the hosts’ banter continuously pokes at how culture, tech, and food trends blend into the surreal in contemporary life.

Despite the chaotic humor, there are underlying notes of social caution—especially regarding AI's increasing ability to fool even savvy internet users. The hosts' antics serve both to entertain and, in their own crass way, warn listeners: Don't believe everything the internet (or your playlists, or even your meals) puts in front of you.

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Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[John (Homberg)]

Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com getting it in on time. Johnny with a legal ID. That's still a radio thing we have to do on the podcast now and again. I'm just gonna start calling it that. I'm tired of saying to people, do a radio show. Radio. Oh, don't just do a thing. Just a thing, I tell them. I do a podcast like awesome Semantics. And then I think of the Bobs, and I'm like, way to ruin it, boys. Way to ruin it. The free thing that no one wanted. And I can point down the hall and show you exactly why. Because you started doing that more often than you did the fun stuff, dummies. We'll work through this. I'm excited about the new crazy me turning bright red and getting fat. He's gonna have answers. Answers. I tell you, it's a whole new world rejuvenated. Anyway, it's time now for Brady to get. Wait a minute. I got a couple emails in There. This one's about Trump pooping his pants. AI says trump shart. Big effing deal. John says the old man crapped his pants. So what? I'm 56. I'm not even 80. I took the dogs for a walk last night at 5:30. Got around the first corner, let one out. I'm alone. I'm outside. Perfect. Nope. Massive, massive shark. You know damn well there's no way these dogs are turning around at the end of the block. So I even finished the walk in my own squishins. John was down on the thighs like mine, Wasn't it, John?

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Ralphie Mavery]

Hey.

[John (Homberg)]

Get it down there on those thighs and you're walking around. You feels like a nice lubricant for a while. And then it dries up like clay, like an adobe house. You don't want that in the hair. And then it turns into like mud the day after the rain and the sun. And then it cooks in the tire tread. And you're down there with. With one of those things that painters use, a scraper, trying to get it out of the hair. And it hurts. It doesn't feel good.

[Ralphie Mavery]

He considers shaving, but that would leave marks.

[John (Homberg)]

Stop crapping your pants, Pexa. It's time for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. It's brought to you by our friends [e-mail] saw their trucks riding around the other day. It's coming back from the casino, daylight driving back, and I'm like, look at that. Up and running on a Saturday morning, getting it done. Hopefully it was one of ours. They'll put some shades on your patios that look great, motorized or otherwise. They've got sales that will not look like you did it yourself.

[Byron]

Got a big week coming up next week.

[John (Homberg)]

What is it?

[Byron]

It's shade week.

[John (Homberg)]

What does that mean?

[Byron]

So the new warehouse has all the. All the shades that are made new in the box. They're blowing them out, up to 50.

[John (Homberg)]

Off, get them gone.

[Byron]

They want to clear it out for their orders. The new orders are coming in.

[John (Homberg)]

So you're basically saying, don't do anything this week. Wait, Shade week. Shade week. Shade week's coming.

[Brett Vesely]

Shady.

[John (Homberg)]

It's about to get shady. Phoenix.

[Byron]

Hey.

[John (Homberg)]

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[Byron]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[John (Homberg)]

Hi.

[Byron]

Happy national take a cruise day.

[John (Homberg)]

You're supposed to hop up and start cruising today.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[John (Homberg)]

Or just buy your cruise for later. You can't hit us spontaneously. Would take a cruise day in your car.

[Byron]

Take a little cruise.

[John (Homberg)]

Oh, oh.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought you're talking carnival.

[Ralphie Mavery]

I don't know.

[Byron]

Do that.

[Brett Vesely]

Hellcats unite.

[Byron]

Do that on the dolly steamboat.

[John (Homberg)]

I don't know if that's a good idea to just hit people over the head with that. Because you're right. Then the Hellcats start running down to the carnival. Gotta get milk.

[Byron]

Got a couple of basics.

[John (Homberg)]

National cruise Day. You have to know about that about three months in advance. Like, oh, yeah. And then you pick out, oh, we're gonna go on a cruise on February 3rd.

[Byron]

Not every model T was black for the first few years of production.

[John (Homberg)]

Great.

[Byron]

Came in gray, green, blue, and red.

[John (Homberg)]

I've seen the gray ones. Cheap paint.

[Byron]

I wonder if the. They're more expensive. What you like. The red and blue have to be more rare because you rarely.

[John (Homberg)]

Yep.

[Byron]

Really see them.

[John (Homberg)]

I don't see many Model Ts at all. Brady, if you're still seeing them, they're rare. But the red ones even check.

[Byron]

I wonder if Jackson had a Model T go up on the block.

[John (Homberg)]

They had that 1929 arrow, which I'd never even heard of. So that looked pretty cool. The guy hit a crack windshield. I put it in the New Vision auto glass commercial. And I was like, how do you fix that? He goes, new Vision. And because he. I knew him. And I'm like, really? The commercials that. He goes, yes. And then he said. I said that because of you. And I'm like, oh, can they really fix it? And goes, probably. It's just a piece of glass. So I don't know if that actually happened, but I put it in the commercial going, geez. That was his first thought too. You just get free dinner at Rhodesio Grill. Just for a 1929 arrow. You think that would be a lot more. Nah, they'll find it.

[Byron]

A dollar bill doesn't live as long as you might think. According to the Federal Reserve, each buck lasts about 7.2 years. Both the five and the ten dollar bills have shorter lifespans, just under six years. While the average for a hundred dollar bill lasts 24 years.

[Ralphie Mavery]

Really?

[John (Homberg)]

I gotta interrupt. My wisdom this morning has created a little bit of an issue. Maybe it's not a good idea when I'm. I'm wise.

[Brett Vesely]

Hang on.

[John (Homberg)]

Because it makes you guys like murderous. All my emails are coming in. They look like this. Says Homberg, bringer of wisdom and priceless insight into the world of golden aged women who are not content with the natural agings in life. So much so they seek to condemn the practice of golden age men fornicating with women more than half their senior. That's just him pointing out my wisdom. Then he says blasphemy. Such women of ill contempt should be put to the sword. Like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not that one. Or go pay some young D. Get some young D. Ladies. Golden girls, go buy it.

[Byron]

This 49 year old man on TikTok named Skip Boyce has launched a project called the Isolation Year. He's staying inside one room in his house without leaving unless it's an emergency for an entire year. He started back on January 10th, so he's over three weeks into it. His 365 day challenge. He says the rules are simple. I do not leave the room and my live stream remains active 24,7. I don't bring in outside entertainment or unplanned interaction. I live, sleep, work out, read, write and spend my time here.

[Brett Vesely]

This is kind of like Jenny Kim from back in the day.

[Byron]

He's like he's doing it. This isn't about shock value. I wanted to create a controlled environment to step away from the constant stimulation, reestablish discipline, rebuild habits around health, focus and accountability. He lives in Utah, used to own a construction business, lives with a family although his kids are adults. His isolation room is partially separated from the rest of the house. And used his skills to build his own setup. He has a bathroom, a shower, a makeshift gym and an elaborate live streaming setup. Not allowed to have any unhealthy foods, especially drinks, no soda, no alcohol or drugs. He's working with a virtual trainer to get in shape. Yeah, he's apparently tasked with tasked his wife with providing him the food.

[John (Homberg)]

Wow.

[Byron]

A lot of people are warning him that the isolation to this degree is not healthy. But Skip says that he spent a.

[John (Homberg)]

Couple of months preparing for this, but he's isolated. You won't hear them say that.

[Byron]

Yep. Post a picture of. I checked out the room's pretty decent sized room. But that'll be how long?

[Brett Vesely]

A year.

[Byron]

A year. 365 days.

[John (Homberg)]

It's hard for me to hear from people who tell. Tell me things aren't healthy and usually like, it's like me. It's like they're holding the Diet Coke while they do it or.

[Byron]

Right. But. But he's cutting himself off. But he's not. He's running a live stream.

[John (Homberg)]

Yeah, well, he's cutting himself off from them, but he's showing them him. So he's presenting himself but cutting himself off from interaction.

[Byron]

And he'll. He'll lose some weight. He's got. He's got room to lose.

[John (Homberg)]

He's a fat guy.

[Byron]

He could lose 40 or 50. 60.

[John (Homberg)]

Jesus, Brady, that's. That's borderline for you. 40 or 50 pounds overweight.

[Byron]

Okay.

[John (Homberg)]

He could lose a pound or 40. It's a lot. It's a fifth grader, man. By the way, proud of myself again. Salesman David downstairs says nope. Gonna get at least two calls from the principal today. Got the car, take the littles to school. Had KUPD on as I was working and it's getting a Bluey song ready to play for them. My 9, 7 and 5 year old heard 5 seconds of your show. And what they heard was you saying, now I've given you the answer and if you can put a finger up our butt from time to time. And then I turned it off. Well, they lost it. They've been repeating it minimum of 20, 20, 30 times before school and between the house and school. I tried to tell them to stop, but I was also laughing. So my Tuesday is ruined. I'll talk to the principal.

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[John (Homberg)]

Yeah, you're getting a call because your kids are gonna be numbers with 9.

[Brady]

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[John (Homberg)]

We don't understand why your kids, all three of them, keep talking about fingers in their butts. Now, I'm a reporting agent. I have to tell the authorities that this is what's going on at your house. It's my fault that your kids want to talk about thumbs up their butts. Well, they were going to do it anyway, right?

[Byron]

Right. A team of researchers in Japan came up with a new type of headphones that track your brain waves and learn what gives you goosebumps. Then an AI builds playlists based on the results.

[John (Homberg)]

Travis Scott I'll get them goosebumps every time.

[Byron]

Yeah, they look like normal earbuds, but with tiny electrodes that track neurons. The AI decides if you're truly enjoying a song or just listening to it casually. Once it learns that works, or what works, it pulls from thousands of songs to build a perfect goosebump heavy list. They say it worked best on musicians and people who describe themselves as being emotionally responsive to music.

[John (Homberg)]

Wouldn't this if you had a playlist of Goosebumps songs make your bar for goosebumps eventually go up or just.

[Byron]

Or you get numb to it.

[John (Homberg)]

That's what. That's what I just said. Yeah. That means that all the songs that give you goosebumps will now mean that. This is the static line for Goosebumps. I need something more.

[Byron]

But have you found that with a song that gives you goosebumps?

[John (Homberg)]

Sure, but I wouldn't listen to like 10 in a row that give me goosebumps like an opioid addict. Stop.

[Brady]

You need more and more.

[John (Homberg)]

You can never get back to that height again. So now the Goosebump songs go away. Comfortably numb. Absolutely still a Goosebumps song. But I don't play it all the time because I know that that will make it a non. I love that song. I used to call them round the blockers when they'd come on, you're almost home. You go around the block just to hear it instead of just driving right home.

[Byron]

But that's why you might have it. To give you the goosebumps.

[John (Homberg)]

Sure, but you got to keep them goosebumps special. You can't abuse it or it won't do it anymore.

[Byron]

McDonald's just announced a new limited run of McNugget Caviar, giving away tins of it next Tuesday at McNugget Caviar.com. but if you don't normally enjoy fish eggs, you won't like this.

[John (Homberg)]

Hey, Brady.

[Ralphie Mavery]

Hey, Mackie McDonald. Hi, it's Ralphie Mavery. Here for food toast. How you doing? Party good. It's good to see you again.

[Byron]

Really good.

[Ralphie Mavery]

Talk about that classy ass McDonald McNugget caviar. It's the real deal that's gonna make black people go crazy.

[Byron]

Put it on a cracker, Ralphie.

[Brady]

What do you do with it?

[Ralphie Mavery]

Put anything on a cracker. Crack is good. Speaking of how you do a toast. Yes, I put it on a cracker. No, dumbass. The story tells you put it on a McNugget. Finally, I don't have to eat like one of them hoity toity people at Belvedere's house. I get myself one of them McNuggets and dip it into caviar like I've been doing all my life. Been called a pig for Keep talking.

[Byron]

It's normal caviar and a McNugget branded tiny.

[John (Homberg)]

Ow.

[Byron]

They came up with the save the salty savory taste that makes it a great dipping sauce. They not pulling out idea out of nowhere. It blew up back in 2024, which I don't know.

[Ralphie Mavery]

Honey mustard and cat video went viral.

[Brady]

Blew up.

[Ralphie Mavery]

Yeah, that's what I forget.

[Byron]

Rihanna was trying it. Oh, and she showed. It shows her, like I said, going in there. It's got a pretty nice setup. Comes in a bag.

[Ralphie Mavery]

Black people don't love that. Like Ralphie said, you get chicken McNuggets, caviar. My God, Jay Z's gonna explode.

[Byron]

Each comes. Each tin comes with a mother of pearl caviar spoon. $25 gift card for the nugs.

[Ralphie Mavery]

I could get this through the drive through.

[Byron]

No, you have to go online. McNugget Caviar.com and they'll take entry starting at 9:00'. Clock.

[Ralphie Mavery]

It's gonna have to have, like, McDonald's 44. You get yourself some truffles on your french fries.

[Brett Vesely]

Wait a minute. So you get a 25 gift card for the McNuggets. So you're buying the caviar and then you got to buy your nuggets.

[Byron]

That has. No. You sign up at the McNugget Caviar, and only a limited amount of people will get this.

[Brett Vesely]

How much is it?

[Ralphie Mavery]

25 bucks.

[Byron]

25 bucks. Wow. Well, you get a 25 gift card, but it's a chance to win, starting.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, okay. All right. So you're not buying it.

[Byron]

It's a. Okay.

[Ralphie Mavery]

I'll be right back. I gotta go. I gotta go get.

[John (Homberg)]

Ralphie wants it. Ralphie's the first person I ever ate caviar with. I don't even know if he knew it was caviar. He's just eating just in front of us.

[Brett Vesely]

How was it?

[John (Homberg)]

I never had it. It's good. It's not.

[Byron]

It's salty.

[John (Homberg)]

It's got some salt, but if you eat it with the right stuff, like the. If you eat it with creme fraiche.

[Byron]

It comes with that too.

[John (Homberg)]

Sometimes. Yeah. You have to have the proper. The Englishman next to me calls it a biscuit. If you don't have it on a proper biscuit, which is essentially a cracker. But they were thicker. It was almost like zwieback toast.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[John (Homberg)]

Like the kid stuff. And then we ate it on that. It's crunchy and it killed the salt. If you have the right bread, because I've had it just plain. But Ralphie was just piling in his.

[Ralphie Mavery]

Gotta try this caviar. You gotta grow up home, Burke. You gotta. Someday you gotta grow up.

[John (Homberg)]

And we're at a line just crushing buckets of caviar. And it was good. It was in Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. Caviar it's like that's how you know we were going to a Steeler game. We were in our Steeler gear eating caviar because that's what Steeler fans do. We're classy. Not eating churros, cheese, pigs, cheese curds and pig food.

[Ralphie Mavery]

Caviar on sweet back toast.

[Byron]

Sneaker heads lost their mind over the weekend. I didn't see this, but there's a little secret collab that happened. Kirkland teamed up with Nike for the Costco dunks.

[John (Homberg)]

Nobody lost their minds.

[Byron]

Oh, yeah. There are ones on sale right now. They're asking five grand form. Here's the. The shoe that came out hideous. The skateboard. Yeah.

[John (Homberg)]

No, it's got Kirkland written on this.

[Byron]

They're only available. They. They put them in the stores and New York, California and Washington and Oregon. They're 134.99 mid.

[Brett Vesely]

They're already up all over eBay.

[John (Homberg)]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

600 bucks. 600. Five and a quarter.

[John (Homberg)]

They look like old Brooks shoes. Like the poor kids Brook shoes. Novelty.

[Byron]

We've got some new AI Supermodels.

[John (Homberg)]

All right.

[Byron]

Can join. Twins Valeria and Camilla are taking the Internet by the storm. They. AI produced them. They rolled out. They've got 280, 000 followers. Here's a. A quick, quick picture of them. Are those.

[John (Homberg)]

Are those. They're A.I.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John (Homberg)]

Because people are emailing me this picture of those two. Would you. And I'm like, I don't think that's real.

[Byron]

They're doing a backstory on them, like when they're kids. And now I'm just showing them. I. I saw a picture of him at the. A Miami game where the Heat.

[John (Homberg)]

I saw that one too. Somebody sent me that the other day.

[Byron]

You too?

[John (Homberg)]

They're. They're stunning. Conjoined twins. Very rarely is a miserable birth defect attractive. Like, they very rarely come out hot. So I immediately thought, oh, this isn't real. People are fooled. Oh, AI is going to. We're doomed. Because if you can't. If you can't get it in your head to question smoking hot Siamese twins that you're just now finding out about, you don't understand how AI is going to dominate your life because these girls aren't pretty yesterday, but they just happened to show up after AI was invented. We'd have known about them a few years ago through Instagram and stuff. We'd have found out about real. So if you're just now seeing it, there'd be documentaries.

[Byron]

There'd be.

[John (Homberg)]

Yeah, like that Gracie Higgins, the girl that does the Paging doctor Beats emergencies. You know those things. And her dudes will say, good girl. You do. I think she's real. And I'm like, no, look again. Because there's like, here's my mom when I was nine with me. And here we are now, and they're making out and stuff. And nobody's like, that's not happening. For real. That's AI and they're ridiculous. And then they get Grandma in on it. Here's three generations of. And like, stop it. That girl's so beautiful that we'd have heard about her before three years ago. She just showed up yesterday. That's AI. Siamese twins. Look, if you have to say those are Siamese twins, I would definitely it's AI because have you seen Siamese twins? Very rarely are they like, wow, that one's gorgeous. The both of them. Come on. So don't email me that one anymore. But yeah, they're putting a backstory on it because dummies are like, I think it's activities. I think I can find her. Somebody said, you ever notice when Brady's got a story about food, you have every fact. You answer every question. The homework is done. The research is finished. Sorry about anything else. We're lucky if it gets to the headline. It's very true. You have to sign up for that. And then there's going to be a winner.

[Ralphie Mavery]

It's a 25 gift card comes with it.

[John (Homberg)]

And it's in a tin. A McNugget. You'll see when it comes out.

[Byron]

It's sweet.

[John (Homberg)]

There's a crude drawing I made of it while I was talking. It's pretty accurate. All right. What do you got?

[Byron]

I got no.

[John (Homberg)]

All right. Oh, all right.

[Brett Vesely]

One second. Let me find them.

[John (Homberg)]

You could give us some of that Gracie Higgins in the meantime.

[Brady]

All right.

[John (Homberg)]

It's not normal. And it's AI And. And I highly recommend. I don't know what the page is called. Brady sent it to me. Pervert. Brady sent it to me. Check it out.

[Brady]

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[Byron]

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[John (Homberg)]

She might be real. And then she's got pictures of herself. Like, here's the nerdy girl from high school. Like, she's still pretty cute. Here I am today and it's like, oh my God. And tell me to go.

[Byron]

Are you?

[John (Homberg)]

No get on this here. Yeah, but Brady sent me this. So if you're saying. Where did John get all this perverted. It's not me. It was Brady and I just happen to remember it. Yeah. Oh, God. It's just not human. And that's the only song she plays.

[Brett Vesely]

She needs a Goosebumps.

[John (Homberg)]

Emergency. Emergency.

[Ralphie Mavery]

Aging doctor Beats.

[John (Homberg)]

Go to the next video. Go to the next one, Rich.

[Byron]

Jesus.

[John (Homberg)]

Yeah, I know.

[Brady]

She's a little different there.

[Brett Vesely]

This is the first time you've seen these?

[John (Homberg)]

You haven't seen Gracie yet.

[Byron]

Oh, wait.

[Brady]

It's not going on the page.

[John (Homberg)]

No, it's not, but it's going on yours. It's frozen on yours. You must have gotten something on your keyboard.

[Byron]

Oh.

[John (Homberg)]

Are you trying to get up there, too? Maybe that's the problem. Both of you are trying to jump on this.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm not going to interrupt. Are you kidding me?

[John (Homberg)]

Just do it, Gracie Higgins. Brady. Brady's the one that. And tell your wife Brady told Me about her.

[Ralphie Mavery]

I'm not.

[Byron]

What am I?

[Ralphie Mavery]

Why are you mad at me?

[Byron]

Mother daughter.

[John (Homberg)]

Yeah, find the mother daughter one. Oh, I've not seen the bikinis.

[Brett Vesely]

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[John (Homberg)]

She's not real.

[Brett Vesely]

Way too young there, though.

[John (Homberg)]

Not real.

[Brett Vesely]

That looks creepy young, actually. Or is that out of style? Is that the right one?

[John (Homberg)]

No, that's.

[Brett Vesely]

I think it's a different. Yeah, that's.

[John (Homberg)]

Somebody's abusing this one.

[Brett Vesely]

I think somebody's copying it.

[John (Homberg)]

Maybe she's not real, though. Yeah, go. Get out of there and find another one. Yeah, the one that's actual. Like, she's got two or three. Brady sent me a different one. You found the daughter? Well, they're on there too. You found a more perverted one? Hmm. Yeah, I don't know. Just. Just start. Stop. Stop at hig. We're just gonna stay here for a minute. I don't know which one it is. It's. Is that it?

[Larry McFeely]

There?

[John (Homberg)]

It is.

[Byron]

Which one?

[John (Homberg)]

I think it's the bottom one. All right, maybe not.

[Brady]

No post.

[John (Homberg)]

No. I don't know. Somebody's stealing her name. That's Higan's. Yeah. Either way, we'll find it later. But yeah, that one's different.

[Byron]

Maybe that one.

[John (Homberg)]

No, no, you'll find it eventually. Poor real Gracie Higgins, who's very pretty, but they turned her into an AI thing.

[Brett Vesely]

Just. Here you go.

[John (Homberg)]

You've got it. There it is. Fred has it on his phone.

[Brett Vesely]

You don't.

[John (Homberg)]

No, I have it on my. Brady, text it to me. So if I ever look for it, that's how I got it. I don't do. I don't have, like, my own Instagram, so it just. Whenever I. Whenever somebody sends me an Instagram thing, I just scroll because I've got the KUPD one. That's the only reason I can look at videos, but I never go on it to find them. It's you. You idiots send me videos and then I start scrol.

[Brady]

I'm pulling up. Let me see it again.

[John (Homberg)]

But I don't ever.

[Byron]

There's one posted yesterday where it's mom holding her when she's a baby.

[John (Homberg)]

And then they're familiar because every once in a while I go back to your text. Roll way back to your text. What does that today look like? Because I don't know how to. I'm too stupid. And don't care about social media, so I don't ever go on like.

[Brett Vesely]

I think she has a lot of different pages, but. Yeah, this is the one that.

[John (Homberg)]

This is the keeper, the paging doctor. Oh, good Lord. Yeah, this is Brady's gem. This is her doing all the Lord of the Ring charact. Oh, sweet Christ. What's this one? Grayson Higgs. Yeah. All right. That's. Not to get off of that.

[Byron]

So talented.

[John (Homberg)]

Show this.

[Ralphie Mavery]

Aging doctor.

[John (Homberg)]

Beats emergency. Emergency, usually.

[Brady]

Right there.

[John (Homberg)]

I'm done.

[Byron]

Their mom comes in painting.

[John (Homberg)]

Larry knows it.

[Byron]

Go to the.

[John (Homberg)]

Go to the one to go. The one with two people. Richard, there's. There. Yeah, that one. That's her and her sister. Maybe. I don't know what they're trying to pull off. They're like eight just. And now look at them. Now look at them together. It's just stupid.

[Byron]

What's that?

[John (Homberg)]

Oh, my Lord.

[Brett Vesely]

There's one with mom in there.

[John (Homberg)]

Oh, here she is on another. I haven't seen this one. On the mechanical pony at the. So this is the real one, or is this. No, there isn't a real one.

[Byron]

Okay, that's what I was wondering.

[John (Homberg)]

You said somebody. No, there's people who are named Gracie.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, they're going back and go to the middle one there. That's the one with Mom.

[John (Homberg)]

Rich is bad at masturbating. I know. All right.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's.

[John (Homberg)]

There's the one. There's mom and her in 2008. And here they are today. Good Christ. Thank you, AI.

[Brett Vesely]

Please don't be ugly.

[John (Homberg)]

Please don't be ugly.

[Brady]

Please.

[John (Homberg)]

All right, stop. Stop. Knock it off. Do the crazy one.

[Brady]

You said stay on it.

[Byron]

I'm not.

[Brett Vesely]

I can't follow these.

[Brady]

Yeah, he's got nothing better than that.

[Byron]

Dad. Dad was down there.

[John (Homberg)]

Oh, they show dad every once in a while. They do this thing where they do the. This is my mom, this is my dad, and this is me. There it is. Yeah, like David Beckham. She has a different dad. And like. Oh, she's making out with her dad. And then mom slaps. That's a new one. That's a new one. I haven't seen that one yet. There's her and mom dressed as Princess leia together in 2009. And here they are today jerking off. Lights Savers. You don't. Oh, my God.

[Ralphie Mavery]

This.

[John (Homberg)]

You started it.

[Byron]

I haven't seen that one.

[John (Homberg)]

Oh, you've seen them all.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that the one with Grandma and the three.

[John (Homberg)]

Come on.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that one. Yeah, yeah.

[John (Homberg)]

Three generations.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe that's what Rachel looks like.

[John (Homberg)]

Hey, look.

[Ralphie Mavery]

Good for her.

[John (Homberg)]

There they are. That's the one. The Incredibles. When they make out, they're dressed as the Incredibles, and then they start banging their boobs together, and then they go to kiss. It's so gross. So gross.

[Byron]

What the hell?

[John (Homberg)]

Why am I following this Grayson Higgs? I don't even know what following is. I wouldn't put it on the HMS page, but I. That's how I scroll. But it's because of you idiots. Him especially. Brady especially because he'll go.

[Brady]

Because it's in this room.

[John (Homberg)]

Sure.

[Brady]

Anything he does in this room, check it out.

[John (Homberg)]

He'll send me a funny video, and then I'm like, all right. And then I start scrolling. Followed by Brett Vesli, of course. What? But I don't have. Maybe I should get an Instagram page. But I'm not gonna, because I can't imagine what I'd be doing. I just have one so I can watch the video.

[Byron]

Don't do it, Dewey.

[John (Homberg)]

No, I won't. I just have one so I can watch the videos. I don't want to get involved in any of that. Okay. Jesus. What is that?

[Brett Vesely]

She's peeing in her mouth.

[Brady]

Oh, there's one.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, here, I'll jump out there.

[Brady]

Another one related to Grayson. This is a Natasha Nastasia.

[Byron]

Still.

[John (Homberg)]

Okay, come on. I thought we had.

[Byron]

Come on.

[John (Homberg)]

We're at work, boys. Let's go.

[Byron]

Come on.

[John (Homberg)]

Oh, my Lord. Wow. Focus. Come on. Turn it off.

[Brett Vesely]

It's only a podcast. Don't worry about it.

[John (Homberg)]

Yeah, that's right. Here's the podcast. We're allowed to do that. We'll put it up on our podcast video soon.

[Byron]

Wow.

[Brett Vesely]

Send me that link.

[John (Homberg)]

Yeah. Get the Brett's videos. For crying out loud. Man, oh, man. Guy said, I googled Gracie Higgins. It took me right to jerk, mate. Thanks.

[Brett Vesely]

It took us all to that place.

[John (Homberg)]

You're gonna get there eventually. Get around it. All right. Go ahead, bro.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. A little street justice here for you.

[John (Homberg)]

Well, there's a guy with us. Oh, they just hit him with up to the head. Big log. Right to the head. Now they're dragging him into the garbage, which is the whole country, evidently.

[Brett Vesely]

Pretty much.

[John (Homberg)]

What a dump. Holy smokes. Hit a dude in the top of the head with a log. Oh, here's a motorcycle that goes into a fence. He didn't see the fence. And he wrote it right square and right into it.

[Byron]

Wow. Bomb size.

[John (Homberg)]

Thank you. These are fast.

[Brett Vesely]

This one's for Brady. The boy sent this over for Brady Emergency.

[John (Homberg)]

All right, this is a. We're working out, doing some. Oh, it's a pregnant lady doing burpees and smashing her belly into the ground. And then it comes out retarded. All right, that's fine.

[Brett Vesely]

They sent that over for him.

[Byron]

Send. I do that and I'd get. What are you.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, they sent it for you.

[John (Homberg)]

Yeah, that was. He did say it was for you, But I did like that. I did like the burpees. Pregnant. That was not going to end well. I didn't picture the thing to be that disturbed. All right, all right. I don't know what's going on. We're in the snow. We've got a ring camera on somebody's patio. Here comes someone up the snow walk. Oh, he opens the door forward, a lovely man.

[Larry McFeely]

And then.

[John (Homberg)]

Whoa, wow. Did the whole close call.

[Byron]

He's gonna get like.

[Brett Vesely]

He went like, she saved his ass. Basically.

[John (Homberg)]

He opened the door for a lady, and then when he walked two more steps, a window fell right where he was. Would have killed him had she not. Had he not been chivalrous. See, he holds the door for a lady, which takes two seconds off. And then a window from the second floor falls right where he would have been. That would have chopped him all up. Holy cow. All right, all right.

[Brett Vesely]

Let's get to stuff.

[John (Homberg)]

We know we've got some.

[Brett Vesely]

Not really, but.

[John (Homberg)]

What is that?

[Brett Vesely]

Is that.

[John (Homberg)]

What is it? Somebody putting some sort of acid on the end of a micro penis that's coming. No, it's a hermaphrodite. So it's a penis where the lady button should be, and then there's a hole underneath, but the lady button is sort of a small penis. And then they're rubbing some sort of elixir on it and moistening it, but it's.

[Byron]

Wow.

[John (Homberg)]

What in the world am I looking at?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know. That's what I was trying to figure out.

[John (Homberg)]

That's like.

[Brady]

Gives China a run for her money.

[John (Homberg)]

I don't know what that means.

[Brett Vesely]

I wish it was pixelated.

[Byron]

That WWE rest.

[John (Homberg)]

Oh, China. That China. I thought you meant the whole country.

[Brady]

Oh, no, no.

[Brett Vesely]

I kind of thought the same.

[John (Homberg)]

I don't know what they're putting on there. All right, turn that off.

[Byron]

Wow. All right.

[Brett Vesely]

And then we'll just end with this one.

[John (Homberg)]

All right. Oh, it's a. Somebody's got a big white wiener in a watermelon.

[Brett Vesely]

But practicing safe sex.

[John (Homberg)]

That guy has a condom on.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[John (Homberg)]

He'S cut out a watermelon and he's banging it. And then he put a camera to the side and he finishes. He's finished in the watermelon.

[Byron]

We ate the watermelon.

[John (Homberg)]

That's what we got. I'm not gonna lie. That made me curious.

[Brett Vesely]

You gonna try a watermelon?

[John (Homberg)]

I think it might feel all right. You get that rind shape down around the edge so there's no rough spots.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, you gotta. You gotta.

[Byron]

What is that?

[Brady]

Miter it.

[Byron]

You gotta miter a champ.

[John (Homberg)]

Yeah, you can't have sharp corners. All right. Well, there you go. What a day. All right, that's enough. There's your BRADY Report, everybody. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98.

[Brett Vesely]

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