02-03-26 - Entertainment Drill - TUE - New Book On Bernie Sanders Says He Once Built A Device To Achieve Shattering Orgasms

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Entertainment Drill

Episode: 02-03-26 – New Book On Bernie Sanders & Shattering Orgasms

Date: February 3, 2026
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, Philip Stafford
Main Theme:
This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness dives into the whirlwind of entertainment news, led by the headline-grabbing revelation from a new book claiming Bernie Sanders once built a device to achieve “cosmos-shattering orgasms.” With irreverence and their trademark edgy humor, the crew riff on the story, joke about politics, and wind through other entertainment headlines including Super Bowl halftime show controversies and upcoming betting stats.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Bernie Sanders & The Orgasm Contraption

Timestamps: 04:12 – 08:59

• Revelation: Philip Stafford introduces an upcoming book, “Bernie for Burlington,” claiming Bernie Sanders built a device for “cosmos-shattering orgasms.”

• Wilhelm Reich Influence: The crew discuss Reich’s theory of liberation via enhanced climaxes and the infamous “Orgone Accumulator.”

• Comic Bernie Impressions: Brady, channeling his inner Bernie, riffs on a socialized orgasm device:

  “Not only I benefit from this dildo, but everyone in the neighborhood also gets a piece of my Bernie dilda.” (04:29 – Brady as Bernie)

• Imagery Escalation: The guys let loose with over-the-top euphemisms and Sanders impersonations, including:

  “My orgasms are earth shattering... Looks like a Krispy Kreme when I’m done with you.” (04:55 – Brady as Bernie)
  “Picture that today while you drink your latte. Bernie’s froth, that’s what I call it.” (05:19 – Brady as Bernie)

• Historical Rabbit Hole:

  • They mention Reich’s Orgon Accumulator and its mythos—energy-collecting, supposed to unleash sexual potency.
  • Brady imagines Bernie offering the device as a communal good:

    “Not just for me, I don’t believe in capitalism. It’s literally for everyone.” (06:48 – Brady as Bernie)

• Satirical Spin on Politics:

  • Jokes about what a Sanders presidency could look like (“dildos and orgasms for everybody” 04:42).
  • Bernie-voice riffs about “flocking” the neighborhood and presidential campaign promises involving batteries for smoke detectors.

• Memorable quote:

  “I’m ejaculating Bernie Sanders. I’m running for president, 2028.” (08:20 – Brady as Bernie)

  • The room breaks at this, identifying it as likely material for their recurring “squares” segment.

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2. Super Bowl Betting & Halftime Shows

Timestamps: 09:15 – 12:40

• Super Bowl Wagers:

  • Philip shares the American Gaming Association’s Super Bowl insights:

    “We’re gonna spend about $1.76 billion on Super Bowl betting.” (09:15)

  • General astonishment at the sheer amount of money gambled on a single game.

• Halftime Show Awareness:

  • A survey shows 6 in 10 Americans know who Bad Bunny is.
  • Discussion of alternative “Turning Point USA All American Halftime Show” with Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Bryce, and Gabby Barrett.

• Worst Super Bowl Halftime Shows (Ranked):

  • #5: Black Eyed Peas (audio issues)

    “It was so loud... you know when somebody turns their radio up too loud and they don’t have good speakers? It was that.” (11:01 – Dan)

  • #4: Blues Brothers (should have retired after John Belushi)
  • #3: Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake (“Nipplegate;” note on Timberlake not being penalized)
  • #2: The “Disney” halftime shows (1991, 1995, 2000, before big-budget productions)
    • “Once Pepsi sponsored the halftime show and started putting a few hundred million into it, it changed. Now Apple does it and it's a billion dollars.” (12:13 – Dan)
  • #1: Coldplay/Maroon 5 (Super Bowl 53, Adam Levine shows his nipples)

    “Yeah, he did. He... his mom porn. It was boring, but he wasn’t terrible.” (12:33 – Dan)

• Lady Gaga Callback:

  • Brief jab at Lady Gaga’s “floating” entrance:

    “Not good.” (12:39 – Dan)

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3. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Orgasms for everyone. That’s my program.” (04:42 – Brady as Bernie)
• “Picture me with a whole gut of tummy puddles...” (06:48 – Brady as Bernie)
• “I decorated most of it in the Christmas time. They said, we need you to flock the streets. And I would do it.” (07:11 – Brady as Bernie)
• “I enjoy this. I love ejaculating Bernie Sanders. God, I should rephrase that. It’s disgusting. But breakfast should be over by now.” (07:18 – Brady as Bernie)
• “Look, not just for me. I don’t believe in capitalism. It’s literally for everyone.” (06:48 – Brady as Bernie)
• “I see that in the squares this week, probably.” (08:43 – Brett)

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4. Closing Tributes and Personal Notes

Timestamps: 13:07 – 13:38

• Dan offers condolences for “Odo,” a listener’s/friend’s dog who passed, ending the show on a compassionate note.

  “Raise a glass and throw a cookie in your dog’s mouth for Odo... The gems, they come and they go. They don’t last long.” (13:10 – Dan)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• Bernie Sanders Device/Book Segment: 04:12 – 08:59
• Super Bowl Betting Stats: 09:15 – 09:31
• Halftime Show (Alternative & Worst Lists): 09:40 – 12:40
• Dog Tribute (Odo): 13:07 – 13:38

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Tone & Language

The episode is fast-paced, irreverent, and laced with adult humor and satire, particularly around the Bernie Sanders story. The hosts freely riff, impersonate, and escalate jokes into bawdy territory. Satire, whimsy, and a willingness to poke fun at both political and pop culture figures remain constant throughout.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode:

Expect a blend of raunchy political satire (centered on a wild Bernie Sanders claim), candid sports entertainment chat, and the usual camaraderie-driven banter. Highlights include outrageous Bernie impersonations, quirky takes on Super Bowl pop culture, and a moment of sincerity for a listener’s lost pet. The Entertainment Drill lives up to its promise: nothing is off limits, and nothing (including Bernie’s “frothy” legacy) is sacred.

Transcript

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[Brady]

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[Dan]

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[Brady]

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[Dan]

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[Philip Stafford]

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[Dan]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Philip Stafford]

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[Dan]

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[Brady]

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[Dan]

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[Brady]

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[Philip Stafford]

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[Brady]

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[Philip Stafford]

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[Dan]

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[Brady]

Yeah, yeah.

[Philip Stafford]

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[Dan]

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[Brady]

But you can.

[Dan]

Man, it's amazing when you and I don't know, maybe not maybe now they got all this technology coming that way too, that the readers are out. It is unreal the stuff they've got.

[Philip Stafford]

And that's what I hear they say, like, no more readers.

[Brady]

Yeah, it used to be like you.

[Dan]

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[Brady]

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[Dan]

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[Brady]

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[Dan]

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[Philip Stafford]

Open up strong with a upcoming book that's coming out called Bernie for Burlington. Sure. It's about Bernie Sanders and how he once built himself a device so he could achieve cosmos. Cosmos. Shattering orgasms.

[Brady]

That's right. I built the dildo for Bernie. We built it up there in Vermont. And it's social dildo, too. So, Brett, not only I benefit from this dildo, but everyone in the neighborhood also gets a piece of my Bernie dilda.

[Dan]

Wow.

[Brady]

Orgasms for everyone. That's my program. I didn't think of this part. I would have been President of the United States had I said, you know, we don't pay off your student loans and do all that stuff. Health care for all. How about dildos and orgasms for everybody? I would have been president for the next 30 years.

[Brett Vesely]

I'd have voted for you.

[Brady]

Oh, my God, Brady. My. My orgasms are earth shattering. One time, Dan, it looks like a Krispy Kreme. When I'm done with you. You coded. It's an unbelievable orgasm. I'm like a pig, Brady. I'm like a bovine. What do they call those things? Not bovine. Bovine's a bovine is a cow. Yeah. What do they call the pigs anyway? I'm like that swine. 30 minutes. That's how long Bernie Sanders. 30 minutes.

[Philip Stafford]

You take a giant ball. I'm a ball.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's right. Both speaking. And you know, I. I ejaculate waves. It's frothy and forever. That's right. Picture that today while you drink your latte. Bernie's froth. That's what I call it. It's an amazing. Oh, God.

[Philip Stafford]

So you ready for this?

[Dan]

I've been ready.

[Brady]

Here we go.

[Philip Stafford]

Dan Shazam is a poet and journalist. He's the guy that authored the book Froth. And he talks about how when Bernie was younger, he was a follower of the father of freed love in his youth. Heavily influenced by the controversial sex therapist Wilhelm Reich.

[Brady]

The Third Reich.

[Philip Stafford]

According to this guy, Reich believed that liberation could be achieved via enhanced climaxes.

[Brady]

Do you remember, Brett, when back in. Of course. The Kennedys have had many tragedies. But do you remember. Do you remember Mary Jo Kopechnik? Yes. She was. She was with Ted Kennedy and drowned. It was big scandal.

[Dan]

She drowned.

[Brady]

I was with her sister, Susie. Joe Kopechny and I drowned her as well. But we never went to the lake. It was with my massive river of ejaculate.

[Philip Stafford]

Wright built a device called the Orgon accumulator.

[Brady]

That's right.

[Philip Stafford]

Supposedly collected Energy to be later released in the form of explosive orgasms.

[Brady]

That's right, Brady.

[Philip Stafford]

So Bernie, inspired by it, built his own.

[Brady]

I built one at home. With wood wire. That's right.

[Philip Stafford]

Spikes.

[Brady]

Was amazing.

[Philip Stafford]

And he slept on it to channel the energy into his body.

[Brady]

That's right. I would sleep on spikes. And you couldn't believe the orgasms. Unbelievable. It's unreal. Picture me with a whole gut of tummy puddles on picture. Yeah. Then I called all the neighborhoods I got. Look, not just for me. I don't believe in capitalism. It's literally for everyone.

[Philip Stafford]

You were the Vermont decorator.

[Brady]

Yeah. Come one, come all. I say yes. I decorated most of it in the Christmas time. They said, we need you to flock the streets. And I would do it.

[Brett Vesely]

Bernie North.

[Brady]

Now, that was. That's right, Bernie. North, south, east and west. I'll tell you anyway, that's what being a libertarian is, to shoot your stuff all over everyone. Because it's. It's not. It's not just for the reds and the blues. Brady. I enjoy this. I love ejaculating Bernie Sanders. God, I should rephrase that. It's disgusting. But breakfast should be over by now. If you. Look, I'm not against this, but right now, talking about the things I'm talking about as Bernie Sanders at 10am Unless you're black, you should be done with breakfast already. Fred laughed at that. Because it's very late. That's right. And get that fixed, for God's sakes. What are you doing? That's what I would do if a president. I wouldn't help the inner cities. I wouldn't help the inner cities with the finances. That's silly. But I would buy them all batteries and small step stool. A small step stool because I know you don't have vaulted ceilings. You get up there and fix that damn thing. These ceiling birds have got to be stopped.

[Brett Vesely]

9 v for every 9 v for.

[Brady]

The entire urban community. We gotta fix this. The scourge. Then I come over and I'd be like, let's test it. Okay. It's beeping. Did you. You gotta blow on the sensor and then you're done with that. Blow on me and you'll drown in it. I'm ejaculating Bernie Sanders. I'm running for president. 2028.

[Brett Vesely]

I see that in the squares this week, probably.

[Dan]

I think I burned it.

[Brady]

What more can he do?

[Dan]

Oh, well.

[Brady]

Thinking. We've got to figure it out. We got till Friday.

[Dan]

Write it down.

[Philip Stafford]

What if he pulls that machine out Every now and then. Still, you know what? Time to give it a whirl.

[Brady]

You know what's amazing is both me and the current president are just making a mess of our underpants. Trump's taking down his thighs. And here I am, Niagara Falls in my Aries underpants. Have the days of the week on them. Keep them in order.

[Philip Stafford]

According to the American Gaming association, we're gonna spend about 1.76 billion on super bowl betting.

[Dan]

Good Lord.

[Brady]

Really?

[Philip Stafford]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

My economy's all screwed up. This country, apparently.

[Brady]

Wow. One game.

[Philip Stafford]

That includes legal, regulated sportsbooks.

[Dan]

And what we're doing. Smokes, man.

[Philip Stafford]

They did a survey about the halftime. Six in 10Americans know who Bad Bunny is. And the alternative show. You mentioned it. The. What's it called? The Turning Point. It's Kid Rock, Brantley, Gilbert Lee Bryce and Gabby Barrett. They'll headline the Turning Point USA All American Halftime Show.

[Dan]

Okay, calm down.

[Brady]

And then for the end, I will be the pyrotechnic, so to speak.

[Brett Vesely]

You're the grand finale.

[Dan]

Be the grand finale.

[Brady]

As I coat the entire crowd an American chisholm. I'm making myself sick.

[Philip Stafford]

Here's a.

[Brady]

And now here's an old man jerking it. That old man happens to be me. Watch out, world, because here I come. Bernie's coming.

[Philip Stafford]

The five worst halftime shows. Super bowl halftime show. Diana Ross, Modern era.

[Dan]

Super Bowl 30.

[Philip Stafford]

Diana Ross was. Is in there, but not in the top five, I think.

[Dan]

Which ones are really, really okay.

[Philip Stafford]

So Black Eyed Peas is number five.

[Dan]

Yeah, I was at that.

[Philip Stafford]

They said the audio issues.

[Brady]

Horrible.

[Philip Stafford]

Were bad.

[Dan]

I went and got a drink.

[Brady]

I left.

[Dan]

I didn't even care to see it. It was.

[Philip Stafford]

And I forgot Slash and Usher.

[Brady]

It was so loud.

[Dan]

I mean, it was so intensely loud.

[Brady]

It was just.

[Dan]

I mean, you know when somebody turns their radio up too loud and they don't have good speakers?

[Brady]

It was that.

[Philip Stafford]

Super Bowl 31 was number four. That's the blues Brothers.

[Dan]

Oh, dear God.

[Philip Stafford]

They really should have retired the act when John Belushi died.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Oh, Jim Belushi, Dan Aykroyd and John Goodman.

[Philip Stafford]

Number three. They're saying it was the Janet Jackson, Justin timberlake. Super Bowl 38 disagreements. The gripe was mostly about how Janet got blackballed from showing her bejeweled Nipple. The Bridges Spears didn't. Nothing happened to Justin Timberlake, really.

[Dan]

Aerosmith, Britney Spears, Diddy Nelly, Kid Rock.

[Philip Stafford]

And Jessica Simpson said we're featured in that halftime.

[Dan]

I don't remember that one.

[Philip Stafford]

Number two was the Disney halftime shows. The Super Bowl 2529 and 34. That's before they really started trying 1991, 95 and 2000. You had the first one was New Kids on the Block. Second was Tony Bennett and Patti LaBelle hyping Disneyland's new Indiana Jones ride. Then the third was Phil Collins, Christina Aguilera and Enrique Iglesias.

[Dan]

Once Pepsi sponsored the halftime show and started putting a few hundred million into it, it'd be changed. And now Apple does it and it's a billion dollars. So number one, the worst one ever. I still lean on that Diana Ross thing.

[Philip Stafford]

That was Super Bowl 53 just recently. Coldplay, Maroon 5, Adam Levine showing his nipples.

[Dan]

Yeah, he did. He his mom porn. It was boring, but he wasn't terrible.

[Philip Stafford]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Dan]

I guess they when Fat Lady Gaga floated down from the top of the Reliant Stadium in her like in that awful outfit that she didn't work out for her performance. Not good. Anyway, I'm not going to read this. This one says how would Bernie nut on an underarm boob? All right, this show's over. It's like those are the requests we don't take.

[Brady]

I'm not going to read it, Philip Stafford. But I'll tell everybody.

[Dan]

Pour one out for Odo. Cookies. Cookies and treats for Odo. Because he's got his. I just read the thing right before we went on the air. And Odo, Odo, raise a glass and throw a cookie in your dog's mouth for Odo. The gems, they, they come and they go. They don't last long. And I'll be more than happy to tip one out. Hug my puppies for your loss. So sorry, Odo. One of the good ones. It's 10:10. We're all done.

[Brady]

Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a fan tastic Tuesday.

[Dan]

We'll see you tomorrow on the Morning sickness.

[Brady]

So long.

[Dan]

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