02-04-25 - More 90s Music Reactions - Ken's Wife Emails In That She Found Out He Gave Her Hep C And He's Been Boning Dudes Their Entire Marriage - Hacker Admits To News Show That Passwords Are Pointless And How Easily He Can Get Your Phone Data

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: February 4, 2025 - "More 90s Music Reactions - Ken's Wife Emails In That She Found Out He Gave Her Hep C And He's Been Boning Dudes Their Entire Marriage - Hacker Admits To News Show That Passwords Are Pointless And How Easily He Can Get Your Phone Data"

Release Date: February 4, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Platform: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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1. Introduction to 90s Music Reacts

[00:00 - 01:00]

The episode begins with Dick Toledo promptly promoting FanDuel's latest offer, which the hosts quickly move past to dive into nostalgia for 90s music. John Holmberg reminisces about playing Stabbing Westward's "Miles to Nowhere" back in 1998.

Holmberg (00:35):
"Thank you very much. Miles to nowhere. Stabbing Westward was 1998 coming on. That was pretty fun."

This sparks a conversation among the hosts about the industrial pop scene of the late 90s, with Brady Bogen mentioning bands like Gravity Kills.

Brady (01:08):
"That was that kind of pop industrial thing that they were trying to remember."

2. Listener Emails and the "Ken's Wife" Story

[01:07 - 31:07]

The focal point of the episode is an email from a distressed listener whose wife reveals that her husband, Ken, transmitted her Hepatitis C (Hep C) and has been unfaithful with men throughout their marriage. The hosts engage in a candid and often irreverent discussion about the implications of the email.

Listener Email Overview:

• The email, sent anonymously from Tolleson, addresses Ken directly.
• Accusations include Ken transmitting Hep C, infidelity with men, and using his wife as a "beard."
• The wife expresses deep resentment and betrayal, cursing Ken with derogatory terms.

Key Discussions and Quotes:

Holmberg on the Email's Content (06:00):
"She hasn't touched anyone the entire time we've been together. So I confronted him, and he broke down and told me that our entire relationship, he has had sex with men on occasion."

Co-Hosts' Reactions:

• John Holmberg exhibits a mix of humor and schadenfreude towards Ken's predicament.

  Holmberg (07:10):
  "I hope it rots and falls off. What did we have to do with that?"

• Brady Bogen and Bret Vesely contribute to the banter, discussing potential stereotypes and the tragicomic nature of Ken's situation.

Brady (11:44):
"Some ladies think they can... try to over sex the guy that was a little bit effeminate and was surprised he still liked men because she tried to just blow it out of him."

Holmberg on Relationship Dynamics (22:01):
"You want kids, go find somebody that wants kids. If you don't want kids, don't have kids because someone you want or someone you're with wants them."

Notable Moments:

• Holmberg navigates through derogatory language used in the email, showcasing the hosts' unfiltered and provocative style.
• The conversation touches on themes of honesty in relationships, the consequences of deceit, and the challenges faced by individuals in hiding their true selves.

Holmberg's Empathy with Ken (18:00):
"Ken, if I'm you, you know, keep it together. Thanks for listening. You don't fit the demo at all. But I really appreciate."

Impact of the Email:

• The hosts use the email as a springboard to discuss broader societal issues, including sexual health, honesty in marriages, and the stigmatization of LGBTQ+ individuals.

3. Hacker's Revelation on Password Security

[31:07 - 43:52]

Transitioning from personal relationships to technological concerns, the hosts discuss a news segment featuring a hacker who declares that passwords are "pointless." This segment highlights the vulnerabilities in modern digital security.

Key Points:

• The hacker demonstrated how easily he can access phone data without needing passwords.
• He showcased a device capable of stealing information from nearby phones, bypassing security measures like Face ID.
• The conversation moves towards practical advice and skepticism about digital security measures.

Holmberg on Hacker's Claim (33:24):
"He said, I can steal stuff standing next to you because there's nothing. Absolutely. I don't need your passwords."

Discussion on Protection Measures:

• The hosts debate the effectiveness of current security protocols and whether additional safeguards are necessary.

  Holmberg (39:39):
  "If your password is password, you haven't changed it, right?"

Brady's Input on Security (38:00):
"If you're, you know, your daughter's name, birthday and an exclamation point, you're going to get found out."

Holmberg's Frustration (34:41):
"Once I go full Ken. Oh, the burn. That's the hep C. You can really taste it right now."

Closing Thoughts on Security (43:52):

• The hosts express a resigned attitude towards the inevitability of hacking, emphasizing the need for personal vigilance.

  Holmberg (43:52):
  "And a portish head, too. Anyway, thanks for the email, lady, but we did not do that. Ken did it a lot."

4. Wrap-Up and Final Remarks

[43:52 - End]

As the episode concludes, the hosts briefly touch upon the continuous challenges posed by both personal betrayals and technological threats. They reiterate the importance of honesty in relationships and caution listeners about the ease with which personal data can be compromised.

Holmberg's Final Take (44:20):
"All right, let's do a little danzig then. It's a long road back from hell there, Ken."

The episode wraps with a blend of humor, frustration, and a touch of empathy, characteristic of Holmberg's candid and provocative style.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Holmberg (00:35):
  "Miles to nowhere. Stabbing Westward was 1998 coming on. That was pretty fun."

• Holmberg (07:10):
  "I hope it rots and falls off. What did we have to do with that?"

• Brady (11:44):
  "Some ladies think they can... try to over sex the guy that was a little bit effeminate..."

• Holmberg (18:00):
  "Ken, if I'm you, you know, keep it together. Thanks for listening. You don't fit the demo at all."

• Holmberg (33:24):
  "He said, I can steal stuff standing next to you because there's nothing. Absolutely. I don't need your passwords."

• Holmberg (39:39):
  "If your password is password, you haven't changed it, right?"

• Holmberg (43:52):
  "All right, let's do a little danzig then. It's a long road back from hell there, Ken."

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Conclusion

This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona" masterfully intertwines nostalgia with pressing personal and technological issues. Through lively discussions and unfiltered reactions, the hosts engage listeners in topics ranging from the reminiscence of 90s industrial music to the complexities of marital deceit and modern digital security threats. The inclusion of direct quotes with timestamps provides authenticity and captures the essence of the show's dynamic and provocative nature.

Transcript

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[Holmberg]

Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com bone bone, bone, bone bone. Thank you very much. Miles to nowhere. Stabbing westward was 1998 coming on. That was pretty fun. And then they disappeared. Because they didn't. They were no good. Turns out, as it turns out, that wasn't. Was that. This says that was in 98. That can't be right. Stabbing Westward.

[Brady]

That's pretty close.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

If it was before that, it was that. That was that kind of pop industrial thing that they were trying to remember. Gravity Kills was in there. And you know bands like that.

[Holmberg]

I don't remember that being part of my radio days.

[Brady]

I remember that because you were playing towel stuff.

[John]

Maybe you weren't there yet, bro.

[Holmberg]

I wasn't there. This one says, john, I'm feeling attacked. I loved the Zone. Some DJ let me in the studio once and gave me his own T shirt and a Spin Doctor cd. Well, I mean, how could we ruin that? What a core memory. You ready for a good email? I got. This is a gem. We got a couple of these. Hang on. Oh, this guy said, this isn't it. This is a different one. Said, I recently moved to Texas from Arizona for work opportunities. I'm currently working out before going to work and I'm dying listening online. When that song came on and you said her jaw unhinged like a snake almost made me fall over on the treadmill. I love you and I'm still forever grateful your support for first responders. I'll do my best to get you to blow up East Texas and I'll never stop listening. Sending some patches and challenge coins your way. Keep it up, Kyle. Thank you, Kyle. Always nice to hear from those guys out there in East Texas. We're trying to be bigger in East Texas. Our corporate bosses have said, what can we do to make you bigger in Amarillo, Fredericksburg and stuff. We'll try as hard as we can, but no. There's always a song that made a girl unhinge her jaw. The other one that the. There was a girl at the Zone who was an intern and this was like 97. Who. If you heard pose. Angry Johnny and you were just in the vicinity, you were going to have oral sex. You were going. You were. If you were at Applebee's, everyone had.

[John]

A copy of in the building.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, you're just. You were going to have oral sex with. I believe her name was Andy. You were going to have oral sex with Andy. I, however, never did because my friend was having most of it. But Angry Johnny was. This girl would drop everything like she went into a trance. And unfortunately, it's my name. I should have been the one getting most of the blowjobs. Jezebel. This is terrible. Gets going. It's kind of sexy. I want to kill you. You'll get it. You heard it. I want to blow you.

[Brady]

Hey. All right.

[Holmberg]

Then she paused and say away. This is a. Like a sushi house mix. This girl. If she was like. If she was juggling chainsaws and this song came on, they'd all hit the ground. She'd go zombie eyes and just find the nearest direction. Must smoke. Yeah, this. This was. I can do it with this one. Got her post. PO is cute. Yeah, but that's all she had. She had a song that told us she was going to blow us away, and then she disappeared from the face of the earth. There was another one that a girl that I didn't ever. Well, of course I didn't, but I didn't His. This guy that was dating this girl band called Star 69 and they had a one hit song. And this was one where he's like, dude, if I put that on, ask anything I want. Ass, mouth, hands. All I have to do is ask. That song goes on. I've got three and a half minutes. Yeah. Star six nine. Yeah, I remember that girl. We would jokingly put the. Oh, here she comes. And we put it on in our rooms.

[Eddie]

Oh, hey, what's going on?

[Holmberg]

Eddie.

[Brady]

Can'T find stuff.

[Holmberg]

If she was eating breadsticks. She'd kill herself if that song came on. Because she'd just jam it all the way in there. If she was. God forbid. She was sweeping a floor. The whole broom was going in.

[John]

She passed away at Sam's club in 19.

[Holmberg]

Yep. Yeah, she died. She died at the. Yeah, the breadsticks they used to have. She actually passed away at The. She was getting some PVC pipe at the Home Depot, and the song came on, and it was tragic, terrifying. I think it was called Star 69. I'm pretty sure that's. That's right. They didn't have much. Another one was a band called Black Lab.

[Brady]

Oh, I remember. We played down here.

[Holmberg]

Black Lab had a. Had a. Like a. Kind of a rock song. That's pretty good. You don't know what that means. Listen to this. This. You're gonna love this. Email came flying in yesterday. Hey, guys. And it starts, hey, guys. And it's from a woman. I didn't know that because she doesn't actually sign it. It's from a Gmail address that just kind of goes haywire. Says it's your. Your biggest fan. And Tolleson is named Ken, and he's a son of a bitch. I've been married to him for 16 years. I just got my results back from the gynecologist, and I have something that's incurable hepatitis. Hep C. I'll tell you this because Ken gave it to me. She's throwing his last name in there. I'm not gonna say it. Just trying to get him identified. Ken gave it to me. I haven't touched anyone the entire time we've been together. So I confronted him, and he broke down and told me that our entire relationship, he has had sex with men on occasion. He's not actually going golfing. As it turns out, he's spending a lot of his Saturdays with men. This dirty F word. N word homo effort has used me as a beard for the best years of my life. Never wanted kids. Now it's too late, and I'm ruined for the future. So I hope you're listening this morning. Ken. Last name. And I hope all your work friends hear this too. Ken is a dirty homo F word with hepatitis. Here's the best part. Nor at this point, normally you get a sincerely or like, thanks for listening. F you guys, too.

[Brady]

What do we do?

[Holmberg]

I don't know. How did we get involved just for. Because Ken found us hilarious.

[John]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Holmberg]

Well, you deserve it.

[John]

Wow.

[Holmberg]

I hope it rots and falls off. What did we have to do with that? Here's what I say to that.

[John]

We're telling them how to spend a Saturday.

[Holmberg]

After your salutations. Thank God for Ken. Good work, kid. Ruining her for the rest of society. Can't blame your homosexual husband's favorite morning show for why you have hepatitis. We didn't make him gay.

[Brady]

I mean, he started listening to you at the Zone?

[Holmberg]

Maybe at the Zone. That kind of turned him gay? A little bit. A little bit of that. That could be. All right, I take a little bit of that back. Anonymous lady, I'm sorry you've got hepatitis, but don't. Don't lash out at me. The world didn't give it to you. Just be mad at Ken.

[John]

Did you have some good times with Ken?

[Holmberg]

Well, you know, I'll give her that. Right? It must be hard looking back now. Yeah, because everything she thinks back of is like, remember when Ken went to the bathroom too long at that dinner we were enjoying? He was probably getting some dirty peen in. I'll be right back. Andrea. I've got to go pee pee Ken. I'm having the best night of my life, okay? And then he just goes, now I'm having the best night of my life, too.

[John]

She had no idea. What? What's with the feather boas?

[Eddie]

Why does he.

[John]

Like.

[Holmberg]

You know when you meet a couple and you don't want to tell the wife that her husband's gay, but you know it, like, right away? Look, you see somebody who's dating a gay guy every once in a while. Every once in a while, you'll see, like, she doesn't know, does she? And everybody else seems to know.

[Eddie]

He's my best friend.

[Holmberg]

Oh, God. Does he ever give you grief about stuff you want to do?

[Eddie]

No, he wants to do everything I want to do.

[Holmberg]

You're dating a gay guy you don't like. That's not normal.

[John]

Go shopping.

[Holmberg]

I see it a lot. Like, you're like, oh, she doesn't know. She doesn't know. She's so happy. So you don't tell her, but you're gonna end up with a hep C. Because he likes to play nut clackers. You don't. You don't supply him the materials he needs for enjoyment. When he reaches around and feels air, he's disappointed. Ah, shoot. He wants to come around a set of hips and go, bingo, there it is. But it's not my fault you got hep C. I'm sorry you have it. But there were clues.

[John]

It doesn't sound like they're gonna stay together.

[Holmberg]

I don't think so. I think it's hard to stay together when your wife calls you a homo. F word. N word. Yeah, that's a tough one. Like, if I was ever in a fight. I don't think I've ever been in a fight with anybody that said you homo. F word. N word. Geez, those tough to Come back from that. You kind of hate me. I think everything else is probably repair.

[Brady]

When he didn't have a Tupac CD in there, he had a Portishead cd, and he just. That. Is that one of the first signs?

[Holmberg]

I. There's signs, but, yeah, I think there's. There's some stuff you could see. Like, you go back. She sits calmly and looks back and goes, oh, my God. He knew more about purses than me. Like, there's. There's going to be some signs over the last 16 years where Ken was letting you know, you know, if anybody mentioned the prostate. Ken had a lot to talk about. Like, he knew every. The ins and outs of the whole thing. Every time he'd say, use two fingers, like, that's what Brett reacted like my grandmother. John, stop.

[John]

Every time Cher was in town, right?

[Holmberg]

He screams when he stood on the chair and you killed the spider. There were signs. You had to. Donovan says, all right. Oh, Ken. No. To be fair, though, taking it in the ass is a lot better than golf. Golf sucks. I don't. Yeah, there's days when I feel like you could take it in the ass and have a nicer time than a golf around a golf. He wasn't golfing, John, but he was putting it in a hole. That's true. And probably he got some filthy. 16 years he was playing with fire, and he finally brought it home to you. This one says, hold on, Chancellor. So HMS made someone gay. Not her being fat and gross and not giving enough mouth hugs. Gay guys don't need more mouth hugs to make it stop happening. You can't blow the gay away, ladies.

[Brady]

I know I didn't email that in.

[Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness, but here's the thing. Some ladies think they can. I've watched a lot of TV shows and a lot of, like those, you know, those old Sally Jesse's and Donahue's and things like that where she tried to over sex the guy that was a little bit effeminate and was surprised he still liked men because she tried to just blow it out of him. That's a great scam.

[Brady]

Is that what it takes?

[Holmberg]

Yeah, that's. That's a great. Just start saying, I think I like dudes. You got to try to blow this out of me and just fool her for a year or two. Now I'm still interested in butts. Dudes, butts.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God. I've got to try harder.

[Holmberg]

I know. I hate blaming you, but I think it's true. I think you have to try harder. You're the only woman I find attractive.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Holmberg]

It's working. It's. No, it's not working. We gotta do it again. But poor Ken. So, Ken, if, you know, you're driving around out there listening, because he evidently is a big fan, and you got hepatitis C and you're in a fight with your wife, just know that you have a home here. I mean, don't get too close. I mean, I want to catch it, but. And don't use my glass. Guess don't touch my stuff. But now you can live your true self. You are kind of a son of a bitch. That is kind of me to break out the poop wiener for your wife.

[John]

You know, tough news.

[Holmberg]

That's tough news. The gynecologist tells you you got hepatitis 2. Now, maybe. Hold on a second. Oh, he did confess. I was gonna say maybe she picked it up some other way, but he did say, I've been doing. I'm on the download. Dirty, sly homosexual behaviors for the last 16 years of our marriage. You knew. There's signs. And, you know, it's a good time for ladies to assess the situation. Look at your husband and go, is he gay? And then answer a few questions. I mean, look, there's times when it's probably. I don't. I asked. I asked my gay neighbors. I'm like, I don't give off any gay vibes at all. And both of them are like, none. I'm like, really? I'm like, not a little. Like, because it was almost offensive. Like, none. And I'm like, would I make it in the gay community? And, like, people would want to bang you, but you're not, like, really? Like, you're not what we want. I'm like, no kidding? Like, nothing about you is gay. I'm like, I'm afraid of snakes. Like, yeah, A lot of guys are like, okay. Like, I have fears that are kind of girlish. I'm not handy at all. Like, yeah. Nothing about it. Ken had a few. I'd like to have Ken call us and talk to us, because I guarantee you, I think the call would start with. All right, first things first.

[John]

Hello? Ken, put the top up in the Miata.

[Holmberg]

We can't hear you. He's poor and gay. He still has a Miata. The top doesn't go up. It's a 90. I got a 92 Miata. That's terrifying.

[Brady]

Turn down the Portishead.

[Holmberg]

And I can't play portish head any. Is it still on? Hey, guys, my bitch wife emailed you this morning. And I don't know what that whore's thinking. I'm all mad. She says you're gay, Ken. This is my favorite part. Wow. This makes my jaw unhinged like a snake. Leave it to the other girls. I just have one thing to say to you guys. Ken, you have. Take that out of your mouth. We can't hear you.

[Brady]

Like Ken told us.

[Holmberg]

She hit me on the station. I can't believe. Sorry. As a rogue penis went by, I had to blow that. I don't know what she's talking about, you guys. I gave her the best years of her life. Just. Sorry. I was at a bus stop for a second. I had to get some work done. Anyway, I was mostly loyal to her. I never had sex with another woman, so she. Sorry. The bus driver gave me the eye. Anyway, I don't know how she got hep C, but it's not from me. I was a. I'm all man, Brady. That's what you need to know. All man. Sorry. Homeless guy. Anyway. What a bitch calls me the homo. F word. N word. Hold on a second. Moon's over Miami. Please. I'm at the Denny.

[John]

It sounds delicious, Ken.

[Holmberg]

Oh, it's delicious. All right, you know what? Cancel my moons over my hammy. I'm full. It's been a long morning. Can we go home? My wife now, she never noticed Brett. The whole time we were together, I made her face away. Yeah, it's so gross to see those boobies bouncing around uncontrollably. Where's the hair? I used to always put a fur coat on her so I could pretend she was like, Brady. Oh, boy. Hey, Brady. Close your eyes. Through the phone. I'm a pro.

[John]

Wow.

[Holmberg]

Sorry. I got married to have a beer. So what are you supposed to do about that? How dare you email my favorite station? Well, thanks for calling, Ken. I just drove by a soccer practice. I'm sorry. They're all.

[John]

Rising. Everyone's rising.

[Holmberg]

The phoenix rising. Watch this. Like a seal blowing horns. She should have known I could get her whole foot in my mouth. I mean, please. The times were there.

[John]

You're going to the waist, man. And should open.

[Holmberg]

Am I ever. I gotta find a new fella and maybe a new wife. But I've got hepatitis C, so wrap me up. Goodbye. Ken. That's enough. And a portish head, too. Anyway, thanks for the email, lady, but we did not do that. Ken did it a lot.

[Brady]

Gulp.

[Holmberg]

I wonder if Ken. And now I want to know more. I want to just sit with them. Do they Go to couples there, do they try to save this? Doesn't sound like it, but you're kind of now two hepatitis C people, so maybe my advice, you just accept that you married a guy who's got this. It's out in the open now. You got the hepatitis C. He's got it. You can't catch it twice.

[John]

What if Ken's like one of those dudes and Brett's video, the guy's in the back of the pickup truck in the mid afternoon, in the hotel, mid afternoon, fisting. Yeah, that.

[Holmberg]

Maybe. Maybe Ken's one of them. Let me ask you this anonymous mean lady with hepatitis C. Now, before the gynecologist, were you happy? Fair question.

[John]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Now you can keep all that happiness if you just accept that Ken's got to take. Take a pipe every once in a while. And he's probably gonna pull back a little bit now because I'm guessing that he was using your gynecologist visits to see if he had any sex diseases. Guys do that, by the way. We don't know. I had a friend do that all the time. Well, actually used to work here. I wait for the girl I'm dating to have a gynecology visit. I don't ever take STD tests. I think that's dangerous.

[Brady]

Michael wants to know, any chance at Kenza dei Air traffic controller.

[Holmberg]

Oh, I was up in the tower, but I wasn't working. I couldn't see the screens from my perspective. You know what I'm saying? So if you were having it all, everybody's got hep C now Ken's out in the open. You were happy before the gynecologist. You find out that your whole life's been a lie. Maybe you just erase all that and you stay with Ken and swap H or hep C back and forth while he goes out and hands it to the world. Nothing. I don't know, it just seems like all the deceit is going to be hard to get over. However, were you happy before and now that you know Ken's true self, maybe you could show a little grace to Ken and say, you know, he's been living a lie with you for the last 16 years.

[Brady]

Also, the worst part is how many very well dressed black men listening to Portis said, well, we don't know if he's going. Well, calling him the homeowner.

[Holmberg]

I'm calling him the N word. I think she might just be me.

[Brady]

Okay, I was gonna say because Ken's in for it today with his co workers.

[Holmberg]

My first assumption was also that. And then I'm like, that's what I thought.

[John]

I don't know. I'm picturing Ken to be like Lamar from Revenge of the nerds right now.

[Holmberg]

That might be my immediate bigotry. May be kicking, saying, I don't think we're huge in the African American homosexual community. So I think maybe he's just a white guy and she's just throwing all the slurs at him right now because she's mad.

[Brady]

But the N word.

[Holmberg]

I don't. I don't get it either. Maybe she likes rap. I don't know. But she's. She's bombing him with bad words in our emails. I can't imagine what he's heard.

[Brady]

Oh, man.

[Holmberg]

Probably every. Everything in the book. So maybe you just said she wanted kids. If she wanted kids and he didn't, that's on her. Yeah, you can't blame people when you're with somebody that says, I don't want kids, and then 20 years later, you're like, you son of a. No, you had a chance. You. You stuck around. That's it. I. I've always thought that.

[John]

That's why I was saying, I don't know if she's always been, you know, that could have been just.

[Holmberg]

Well, no, now she's looked over. Now she's looking at everything. Everything's got a spotlight on it. So now she's like, oh, that's why he didn't want kids. He only liked butt babies and stuff like that. Yeah, I don't. You know, I won't go so far as to say that then. And if she's blaming him for no kids, that's on her. She should have left. Because if your whole goal was to try to change his mind, how's that different than what he was doing?

[John]

Yep.

[Holmberg]

Any woman that says, he wouldn't give me kids, he didn't want them. Well, why did you stay? Because I thought eventually change his mind. Well, then he thought the same of you. Like, you may have wanted kids, and he thought, I don't. So eventually you'll come. Come around to my way of thinking. How come it's wrong when he does it, not when you do it.

[John]

Don't settle on either side, either situation.

[Holmberg]

You want kids, go find somebody that wants kids. If you don't want kids, don't have kids because someone you want or someone you're with wants them.

[John]

And don't give them kids because you're like, you know what? She wants to have a kid.

[Holmberg]

Guy said yesterday. And what would Brady do you told $1300 guy not to tell us he's going to lose a friend and now you're telling hep C chicken to stay. Difference is $1300 stolen is not contagious. And it isn't going to happen every time. This is different. Now they've got hep C. I mean sickness. 98K. You PD Holmberg's morning sickness. If I found out, you know, got the aids, I'm going to stick with somebody who's got aids so we don't have to worry about that. You know, you got the hep C. Why farm it out? You're going to be. You got to tell everybody that. It just eliminates all those problems. Like the $1300 thief guy doesn't have to tell everybody he's friends with forever. I stole thirteen hundred dollars from a friend once. You have to tell all your partners in the future that you've got hepatitis. You have to keep that thirteen hundred dollar thing secret forever if you want. Can't keep hepatitis secret forever. Ken tried, trust me. It didn't work. And it poured his head entered porters in forever.

[Brady]

Did you guys play that too?

[Holmberg]

No. Probably. And I just blanked it out. I probably wasn't there when that was going on. In fact, I probably didn't know because you automatically get a BJ with every time it plays, so you don't even recognize when it's on. But thanks for the email, lady. That was again, opening doors. That happened before with this song. So I. I don't even remember the first time I heard it. This. This is Florida said.

[Brady]

You've heard this song? Really?

[John]

I think so.

[Brady]

Man. This song was huge in that community.

[Holmberg]

It was. And they're all high as a kite.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

The room smells a little bit like bleach and feces. And everybody seemed fine with like lava lamps and clothes. Yeah. I wandered into a bar in Scottsdale and this.

[Brady]

This was big for that.

[Holmberg]

I remember this name.

[Brady]

Lounge music.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. It was cat eye.

[Brady]

Oh yeah.

[Holmberg]

Remember Cat eye. And this was on. And I'm like, I thought this was kind of a cool kids bar. And this is on. And there was a lot of dudes infested. Ken probably was there then they wouldn't let me in because I had tennis shoes on.

[Brady]

Really?

[Holmberg]

Yeah. You can't come in with. Oh, and also had a hat with a logo. No hats with logos. No tennis shoes. And I'm like, is it a gang thing? The guy goes, no. What is it? It was a fashion thing. The Ken was there, but that Wasn't a notorious gay bar. It's like a pool tables and stuff. Yeah, but this was on in there and things got weird. Like, this was the siren to the anal symptoms. Corn.

[John]

Like cat eyes. They spent some time in the cat eye.

[Holmberg]

Corn. It changed night to night. I was there twice. One time it was just a bunch of bros. And then the next time it was this. I remember I asked, who was I with?

[Brady]

They played industrial music. One night they played this. Another night I was with a friend.

[Holmberg]

Of mine named Chris. And he goes, we were here last week. This was cool. It was weird tonight. And I said, who the hell is? And he told me. Then I looked into Portis because honestly, I thought I liked this.

[John]

That's the one. It's off like Stetson in that area in Oldtown. Scott Tales at Canada.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, it used to be over. Yeah.

[John]

Okay. Yeah.

[Brady]

Then I think they moved it down by, like, where babes was and stuff like that.

[Holmberg]

Oh, did they? I don't know. Anyway, and if Brett's right and the guy. And she is appropriately slurring him for his race, he wasn't golfing. Come on. Brady would have known him. He was caddying. He would have been the one. Maybe he was like Bagger vancing around. Wait a minute.

[John]

I played with.

[Holmberg]

You know, Kenny's the guy. You know, the black guy that golfs. If he's regularly on a. You know, I've got another foursome today. Maybe even didn't say he was golfing just as soon. Hi. I gotta leave, Andrea. I've got another foursome today.

[Eddie]

Have fun golfing.

[Holmberg]

What? I just told her I had a.

[Eddie]

What are you so surprised for?

[Holmberg]

He's telling you every Saturday how to force him at noon.

[Eddie]

I thought it was golf.

[Holmberg]

Why would I golf?

[John]

And he was always short. One guy was always a threesome, and.

[Holmberg]

Then she always had that. His friend when they'd go to dinner.

[Eddie]

You must be great at golf, Ken.

[Holmberg]

Why's that?

[Eddie]

Cause your friend that you golf with always calls you a Tiger.

[Holmberg]

I'll be right back, Tiger.

[Eddie]

He's the best golfer ever, and I'm blind to what's really happening in my life. Can I call you Tiger?

[Holmberg]

I'd prefer if you did it. I leave that just up to the guys in my foursomes.

[Eddie]

I get it. It's a golf thing.

[Holmberg]

Yes. That's it. That's it. She's so stupid. Just keep washing those dishes, doll.

[Eddie]

And then I also noticed that Ken had a celiac disease or something. But instead of, like, dairy or food it seemed like every time he had sex with me, he threw up and it was a systemic disorder.

[Holmberg]

Oh, God, I've got a grin and bear. I'm done.

[John]

Still walks out every day with the golf bag on his shoulder.

[Holmberg]

He never had the golf bag.

[Eddie]

Take a nap. I'll take it off.

[Holmberg]

Never had a golf bag.

[Eddie]

Where do you keep your clubs?

[Brady]

I rent in my pants.

[Eddie]

You're so funny.

[Holmberg]

He never went. He never told her golf. She missed. She misunderstood. Foursome the whole time.

[John]

Your friend with a longer shaft is on the line.

[Holmberg]

Oh, my God. He's got such a huge shaft and his balls go forever.

[Eddie]

He sounds like he's really good at it.

[Holmberg]

He is.

[Eddie]

I think he golf. He never says the word golf, though. And he doesn't have any clubs.

[Holmberg]

Why do you think I golf all the time? Anyway, it's noon. I'm gonna be late for my foursome.

[Eddie]

They let you wear jock straps on the outside at the foursome?

[Holmberg]

Not for long they don't. Don't worry about it. I'll take it off when I get there.

[Eddie]

Bye, Cat. I love you.

[Holmberg]

Bye, bitch. You people in your lives.

[John]

That's a doozy.

[Holmberg]

That's a doozy. All right. That is a doozy. Thanks for sharing. Once again, we really appreciate your time, but my Christ. Maybe Ken is also Asian.

[John]

Oh, yeah?

[Holmberg]

Does he be good at golf?

[John]

Like to golf? Yeah, a popular sport.

[Holmberg]

This guy says. I was a guard at the supermax for a long time. It wouldn't surprise me if Ken was black. Almost all the guy on guy sex acts were black dudes railing each other, so. Well, in fairness.

[Brady]

See, I called it.

[Holmberg]

There's a. I suppose if you want to. If that's your March Madness moment of the year. But the. In fairness, there's a disproportionate amount of black guys in jail, so all the sex that is in jail is probably mostly black choices. Yeah. I mean, yeah, you're limited in your options. It's either that or those angry Mexicans. And if you're gonna do it, go for it. I say. Anyway, thanks, Anonymous lady who I don't know. And Ken. Ken, if I'm you, you know, keep it together. Thanks for listening. You don't fit the demo at all. But I really appreciate. We'll take all kinds. I have no problem with what's going on in your world. Just try to keep it, you know, don't spread the hep C any further. Poor Ken. 16 years. Why would you do that? Live 16 years of your life being gay but not wanting to be gay. That's how traumatic that actually nowadays. Well, I know it's like in the.

[Brady]

60S and 50s, like Rock Hudson.

[Holmberg]

But again, stuff. I went to that 1 in 10 thing and it kind of opened my eyes to the idea why people don't tell. And it's usually their family. Like they're worried that their parents will not accept. There's a lot of times religion's involved. A lot of the times there's. There's a factor of my mom and dad won't love me anymore, but they just can't help themselves. So they're, you know, so they play pretend their life is normal and they go off on the side. So if you just sit and think 16, it's eventually gotta happen, right? I don't know how many people have done it till they're dead. Like on their deathbeds. They're like got away with it the whole time. I can't imagine that it doesn't eventually just reveal itself. But yeah, that 1 in 10 thing was like crazy. You're like, I think same way she was like, nowadays it's almost cooler.

[Brady]

I mean, you got Lil Nas X out there doing his thing.

[Holmberg]

But there's a large segment of the black population, they're the ones who kind of invented the phrase down low that were doing it and it was, you know, it's just frowned upon. Like their friends would. They were worried their friends would leave them, you know, get their ass kicked by their buddies that, you know, they, you know, so they just kept it quiet. They're like, I guess that makes sense. But for 16 years, I don't know what Ken's. Ken, email us. We're fine with you. I don't care what color you are. But why is she calling you an N word? What are you gonna do? Just makes me realize that my boring, mundane, ride my bike, do nothing. Watch OJ documentaries. Life ain't so bad.

[John]

Buzzer Network.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. Love the buzzer, Love that Match game. Love tons of it. Watching Blockbusters and just all seems so easy. And then I worry about the things I see here where it's this. There's a hacker that was on last night on a news thing I was watching and he just, he gave up how easy it is to tap into your phone. My phone, I think, has been hacked again. I'm getting a ton of emails saying I owe somebody money for that. I haven't paid my icloud bill. And I'm like, my icloud bill? Isn't that part of the apple thing? If you don't pay it. We lock out your icloud, send money here. And I'm like, no. And then you have 30 minutes. Your phone's going to close up, and then my phone shuts down. Have you gotten those? Or just that your phone is inoperable for one hour? That's starting to happen quite a bit. I just. As you are not allowed to use your phone for one hour, and my phone won't work for an hour.

[Brady]

What porn sites are you going to? I mean, aren't you just going to.

[Holmberg]

Basics like, Ken, ain't nothing gonna stop. I got an infection too. It just happens. My phone has hep C and I gave it to it. I put my hep C is in that phone because of me and me only. I do the basics and still warns me, but now I'm getting all these weird warnings. So then I'm watching this thing about this hacker last night. He's like, yeah, you can sit and worry about what websites you go to. He goes, I can steal stuff standing next to you because there's nothing. Absolutely. I don't need your passwords. Your passwords do nothing. He goes, all I need is you close to me and I can make it happen. I'm like, that's not good at all. And you're telling people that that's it. That is.

[John]

So you've seen it in the movies?

[Holmberg]

Yeah, no, he basically said it. He goes, I don't even need you, like, in the same room. I just need you nearby. Morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness. If you ever got close to me, I can have it. He has a thing in his wallet that can grab all the information. Your phone, store it, and then he can put it in something later.

[Brady]

That rfi. Yeah, whatever it is.

[Holmberg]

And that's the. That's. That's the baby stuff. The things he's doing with just like grabbing your email. Through your email, he can get into your computer. It doesn't matter who you are, what your passwords are, anything, and just do it. And he's like, hackers are 10 steps ahead of the people trying to stop it. Great. So I don't really care about any of that. So we're all gonna lose all our money from hacking. And so far, so long as my bank accounts stay the same and my credit card's not getting used like crazy, I'll stick through it. If you're just in there to watch me beat off, have at it. I don't know. There's a lot of better options out there than you hacking into my phone and watching me. You're the one getting punished on that deal. No one. No one wants to see this thing. Getting it.

[Brady]

Getting it all with the Ken face.

[Holmberg]

Oh, man. Once. Once I go full Ken. Oh, the burn. That's the hep C. You can really taste it right now. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Stir it. Put some sugar in it. It's good. It's hep C, not hi C. Thirsty kids. Oh. Mmm. It's filled with hepatitis C. That's what the astronauts eat. Yeah. If you're. If you're hacking into my phone to get into the. The camera and see what's what, have at it. All you gotta do is text me and go, hey, I'm gonna steal your bank account information. Let's just send me a few dick shots. And you in the throes of passion and, like, prove it. And then move my bank account a little bit. And he moves it. I'm like, all right, here you go. There's a whole bunch of me doing that.

[John]

What do you need?

[Holmberg]

How much do you need? Do you want close ups? Do you want, like, me to pinky some out? What do you want me to do? I have no issues with that. So if you're not moving my bank accounts around, I don't care what you're doing with my phone, you know, buying houses on my Social Security. That's going to come back. I'll figure that out. Just don't hit my immediacy. And I've had my identity stolen several times. It is kind of a pain in the ass, but so far so good that they haven't gotten into the money. They've started fake businesses. That's the only thing I've had happen. I got two or three fake businesses floating around Social Security numbers that are mine. And shows up on my taxes every year. I got to write a letter every year. These aren't my businesses. I don't know what to do. I don't know how to tell you that. Every year, irs. And then every year still happens. Every year I get it. Every year I get paperwork, tax information on my painting company and my party supply house. And I'm like, for seven years I've told you, and this dude's making money.

[Brady]

I was gonna say, are you profitable?

[Holmberg]

Well, the painting company has been fairly consistent. I think it's. I think it's a front. I actually went on the party planning thing. He's changed the name of it since, but I went to his website. How hard is it for the IRS to Go get him. Go. Stop this like he's got a website. He's. He's. He's planning weddings. This is easy.

[Brady]

Oh, we should hire him to plan Gfest for us.

[Holmberg]

When. When I get. If I get my paperwork this year, I'll bring the name in and we'll hire him to do a job and then we'll just beat him into the earth because. Stop it. He's in Wyoming or Kansas or something. He's moved around. The painting company's in Wyoming too. It's easy. It's a pain in the ass at tax time. I have to write a couple letters. That's it. So if you're hacking my. This hacker on there. If you're hacking my phone and you're shutting me out for an hour and I come back and all my bank numbers are the same. I'm fine. Don't steal my money if you want to watch me beat off. Okay? You're the only one on the planet that wants to see that.

[John]

You've got eight opportunities a day.

[Holmberg]

You've got options. I mean, I'll open the blinds. Just come on. What's wrong with you? The weirdest thing about you isn't that you want to steal money. Like, I'm in your phone. Okay? I can see what you're doing. Do you want a close up of that? Okay, I got a pro.

[Brady]

Yeah, an iPhone pro. Here.

[Holmberg]

I'll do weird stuff. Better.

[Brady]

Cameras.

[John]

I want to be able to speak to you.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, talk to me. While I was. Go. I'll put an earpiece in. Stop doing that with your thumb. Why? I like it. Don't put. Oh, God. Don't. Don't sniff it. Hey, look, you're the one eavesdropping. You get what you get. You don't go to the movies and tell them not to do the stuff that's on the screen. That's essentially what you're doing here. This is a reality show that you broke into. It doesn't bother me. But this dude, I mean. And I think I've just resigned myself to the fact that that's just what it is. Like, I can sit back and go, I've got passwords that are really difficult. I was like, okay, the dude last night on that thing. I don't need passwords. That's silly. Because everybody's like, I. Most people have it. It's easy. And if you. If you have an easy password, basic hackers can get you. You don't need that with them.

[Brady]

If your password is password, you haven't Changed it, right?

[Holmberg]

If you're, you know, your daughter's name, birthday and an exclamation point, you're going to get found out. You gotta have X's and like foreign words and all that crazy crap, but you know, it doesn't matter. Like this dude, like last night he proved it. He said while the guy, he was BBC again while he's sitting there interviewing the hacker, he goes, what could you do to me? And he goes, you want me to do it right now? And he goes, yeah. And he goes, all right. He put his hand in his hoodie, he reached out and he goes, I've got all your information. He's like, what? And he goes, it just buzzed in my hand. I got all your information. He's like, what do you have? And he goes like just a machine that I carry around. It's like a little. It's about size of a cell phone. It just hits, sucks out everything of the nearest phone. I got everything you need. And then he put it in a computer and showed him, you bank here. This is your history, These are your texts. This is like I got you. And I'm like, oh my God. That's.

[Brady]

Is there any protection against it?

[Holmberg]

Did he say or. You have to wrap your phone in that weird foily stuff to keep it in. It helps.

[John]

Just like the wallets for credit cards.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, he has to do work with that. But the other thing he' it. He's. He's in the hackers convention in Vegas. Yeah, they have one where they. They sell their latest things. It's amazing. This dude was. The dude literally had built a little machine that if you want I can aim it at you and I'll. If you've got anything open, I get it. Like if you have anything that's happening on your phone right now that you're just not. Like if your phone is currently, you know, past the password or face ID thing he's in. And he did do that. He goes, open your phone. He goes, okay. So he opened it and he put it back. And the guy goes, I got everything. He's like, what? He goes, I got everything. Once you face ID open that. I got everything. Really? He goes, yep. He goes, how far do you have to be away? And he goes, 10, 15ft. He said, there can be a wall between us. Can't be metal. Like, holy Christ. And he's. And he wasn't like blurred out. It's creepy. So we've lost that battle. My hope is that hackers, all they want to do is watch Me tug it? Because that's funny to me. I've seen myself do that. I do not make good faces. Like Sam Kinison said years ago, you see yourself having sex. You think you look good until you watch it and play back. And you realize that if it was at a zoo, they'd put you down because those polar bears are sick. Something's wrong. You make faces. Yeah, I'll. I'll put a video out for you that way. This one says, have you ever thought of submitting a video of yourself and your own depravity to Brett? Make it anonymous and see if anyone can recognize you. If Brett recognizes me by penis, there's.

[Brady]

Bigger problems than that.

[Holmberg]

Huge issues. Or you get an anonymous video of a guy jerking off, and you immediately come to me. Is this you? No. What are you, like, the risk you're taking by even asking me, like, why are you. Who is that? I thought it was you. Why? I don't know. I thought you'd do that. I would never send you a jerk off video. What is going on in your world that you're getting these hackers? Sure. Sure can. I believe Brett can talk. Anyway, just be careful out there. What do you got on the big board of musical treats over there?

[Brady]

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[Holmberg]

Luke from Icon just text and said just threaten to send pictures of you doing that if they touch your bank account. Use it as a weapon. I'm like, okay, so you want one, Luke? I'll send one to Luke. I think Luke from ICON just asked me for a jerk off video. I'll do it.

[Eddie]

What'd you shoot today, Ken?

[Holmberg]

Another 69.

[Eddie]

Gosh, you're good at golf.

[Holmberg]

What on the list?

[Brady]

Pennywise, Manson Parkway Drive, Anthrax kills, which engage Jerry Catcher all down Danzig. Long way back from hell for Ken. I mean, that's kind of probably. Is it? I think so.

[Holmberg]

It's extreme. You're gonna know what he's dealing with.

[Brady]

He gave the hep C. He's being called the homo F word with the N word. That's a long way back from hell.

[Holmberg]

That's a pretty strong coupling of words. Well, that's a lot of hate in two words. In fairness, she hates him. Yeah, so it's like a crime of passion. She's allowed to use those words because she absolutely hates that guy. So the homo F word. N word combo. Oh, yeah. Seems justified here. Justifiable homicide. Verbal homicide. I think that's what that is. Whatever you want to throw up there, let's do that. You want to do a long Way back from hell by dance?

[Brady]

Ken needs it.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, he does. He's listening. Probably burning when he pees. If you're in the bathroom right now trying to punch one of those coffee colored urines out, why, he's five minutes from teeing off. He sure is early. Tea times.

[Eddie]

Are you golfing?

[Holmberg]

What?

[Eddie]

Why do you always question that?

[Holmberg]

I've gotta go. Bye. Bitch.

[Eddie]

He's so fun, Ken.

[Holmberg]

All right, let's do a little danzig then. It's a long road back from hell there, Ken. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.