02-05-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 02-05-25 Release Date: February 5, 2025 Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogan, Brett Fetting, and Dick Toledo

Introduction In the February 5, 2025 episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show (98 KUPD), host John Holmberg, alongside Brady Bogan, Brett Fetting, and Dick Toledo, dives into a range of controversial and humorous topics. The episode blends sharp social commentary with offbeat humor, aiming to entertain and provoke thought among its listeners.

Protests and City Image Manipulation The episode opens with a heated discussion about recent protests in Phoenix, particularly those involving Mexican demonstrators. John Holmberg sarcastically praises the protesters for drawing negative national attention to the city:

John Holmberg [00:35]: "Let's hear it for the Mexicans putting us on national news, marching around over there by the Cardinal Stadium, protesting, getting pepper sprayed. Now that is fantastic work to make people from the Midwest and everything else think this is an out of control disaster."

He suggests that these protests are an over-the-top effort to tarnish Phoenix's image, comparing them to previous attempts to maintain the city's reputation.

Immigration and Racial Tensions Brady Bogan continues the conversation by mocking the responses to immigration and racial issues in Phoenix:

Brady Bogan [02:49]: "The problem is going to be that CBS won't. Yeah. Give us Maryville. Where's the blimp shots of Maryville? That's what I want to know."

The hosts express frustration over how media coverage portrays the city, emphasizing a desire to keep negative attention at bay by highlighting artificial problems rather than genuine community issues.

Transgender Athletes and Sports Controversy A significant portion of the episode focuses on transgender athletes in sports. Brady and Brett Fetting debate the fairness and practicality of allowing transgender individuals to compete in gender-specific sports categories:

Brady Bogan [123:53]: "I don't think a transgender man should be able to swap out, as we saw in the Olympics, and box women of the same way. 140 pound man is stronger than 140 pound woman. It is not even."

Brett Fetting [125:05]: "Imagine if Caitlyn Jenner did it in the 30s, 25 or 30, said, I'm switching out. That would."

The hosts argue that biological differences provide unfair advantages in competitive sports, citing examples from boxing and the Olympics. They express skepticism about the actual number of transgender athletes and downplay the significance of the issue, suggesting it's a minor factor in the broader sports landscape.

Marital Issues and Hitman Discussions One of the more controversial segments involves a fictional and exaggerated discussion about spouses hiring hitmen to kill each other. Brady Bogan humorously speculates on the mechanics and success rates of such schemes:

Brady Bogan [36:33]: "But they know. Like, there's people in a car right now going like, you know, people who got flowers and sympathy from co-workers because their wife died. They never got busted."

Brady Bogan [49:07]: "I'm coming from the victim. Oh, yeah. I'm worried that could come to me, that I'll have a hitman find me."

The conversation satirizes the idea of marital distrust, blending dark humor with an absurd take on relationship dynamics. The hosts joke about life insurance policies and the perceived value of individuals within marriages, further highlighting their cynical view of commitment.

Food and Strange Advertising The discussion shifts to food-related topics, including McDonald's promotion strategies and odd product offerings:

Brett Fetting [95:02]: "That's Grimace's uncle. To promote the Shamrock Shake. He's been throughout the time of McDonald's."

Brady Bogan [97:25]: "This is your swan song. Through a hit. You die through a hit."

The hosts critique fast-food marketing tactics, referencing Uncle O. Grimace and the introduction of new shake flavors. They humorously dissect advertising ploys, emphasizing the absurdity of certain promotional gimmicks.

Trivia and Rock Wars Interactive segments like trivia and Rock Wars add an engaging layer to the show. During the trivia portion, John Holmberg correctly answers a math-related question about fractions:

John Holmberg [146:25]: "Numerators."

Celebrating his win, the hosts transition into a discussion about perfect days, Super Bowl prop bets, and the influence of media on perceptions of sports events.

Entertainment Drill and Promotions The episode features an "Entertainment Drill" segment, promoting self-defense training with a satirical twist:

Brady Bogan [138:14]: "Reactdefense.com it's the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment."

The hosts mockingly endorse various businesses, blending genuine promotions with their characteristic humor and sarcasm.

Closing Remarks As the episode nears its end, the conversation circles back to ongoing themes of distrust and societal issues, maintaining the show's blend of humor and critique:

Brady Bogan [139:40]: "You're going to have State Farm in stickers on the back of pickup trucks in old English."

The hosts wrap up with light-hearted banter, ensuring the episode remains entertaining while touching on contentious topics.

Notable Quotes

• John Holmberg [00:35]: "Let's hear it for the Mexicans putting us on national news... That's almost as good as our Confederate flag idea to keep the weirdos from rolling."

• Brady Bogan [36:33]: "I'm coming from the victim. Oh, yeah. I'm worried that could come to me, that I'll have a hitman find me."

• Brady Bogan [123:53]: "I don't think a transgender man should be able to swap out, as we saw in the Olympics, and box women of the same way."

Conclusion This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" exemplifies the show's approach to blending provocative social commentary with humor. Through discussions ranging from protests and immigration to transgender athletes and marital distrust, John Holmberg and his co-hosts deliver a content-rich, albeit controversial, morning show aimed at engaging and challenging their Arizona audience.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Wednesday. It is 5:45. This is the Morning Sickness. My name's John. There's Brady. There's Brett. There's big Dick Toledo. Let's get her going. Another glorious perfect day begins here in Paradise. And I say that with guests and visitors nearby. And first things first, let's say thank you. My plea the other day to get Mesa involved in our city and our news and our coverage kind of sort of. Yesterday some dude jumped in the canal. But let's hear it for the Mexicans who I didn't even ask for. Let's hear it for the Mexicans putting us on national news, marching around over there by the Cardinal Stadium, protesting, getting pepper sprayed. Now that is fantastic work to make people from the Midwest and everything else think this is an out of control disaster. Excellent work, Mexicans. I didn't even think about you guys getting out there and marching around during the Phoenix Open. So our city, which will glow this week with weather and golf and beauty and, you know, the shots of McDowell Mountain and the golf course and the perfect day, didn't even think about racial strife. That's something we can put on TV an awful lot to keep the weirdos away. Excellent job. That's almost as good as our Confederate flag idea to keep the weirdos from rolling. And I saw a study yesterday that we're top four or five and still people moving here like it's a destination. And the worst part is it's Generation Z. That's the one moving here the fastest. They love it here. Oh, we got to keep this at bay, everybody. So Mexicans keep up those more cops. I didn't even think of you guys. Great job pepper spraying the protesters last night. This is all if this is all a show, you guys are going above and beyond my request to make it look like this place is a cesspool. And we all know deep down it's a glorious place that everyone should want to move to. I know. I know. This is between us. Don't you? You're right, Brad. I got a little excited. Yeah, I got a little excited.

[Brett Fetting]

See if I can get to get a message to Jim Nance. If they're covering the golf instead of showing the Grand Canyon. Show the protest.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they want.

[Dick Toledo]

CBS won't.

[Brady Bogan]

The problem is going to be that CBS won't. Yeah. Give us Maryville. Where's the blimp shots of Maryville? That's what I want to know. Yeah, CBS has.

[Brett Fetting]

Here's some areas you want to check.

[Brady Bogan]

Out, if you could. Nance is not in control of that. But if he said a lot of problems here in this city, friends, if he could break us out like a, you know, a crime breakdown of the. Of the area. Didn't even think of that. I've been sitting there thinking just, you know, tiny little hints that we have Confederate flag stuff. The horns were such a great idea, you know, driving around with that. We did bring this into the mix, but didn't even think of protesting. Excellent job, Mexicans. Excellent job. Thank you. Immigrants. A day without immigrants. I mean, come on. This was the most that I say we give ICE the day off and let them have Immigrant Day. You guys can wander around and take one of anything you want. How about that? Just limit item to one and you immigrants can have anything you want. That was beautiful work. It was on FOX National. It was on cnn. It wasn't even that big a protest, but they were getting pepper sprayed and that's good tv and that'll scare away tons of Californians and so many organizations, too. So I didn't even notice that. What do you mean?

[Brett Fetting]

Those were. The protesters were two or three different organizations I never heard of.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I'm not reading any of their signs. I have no interest in their plight. However, I do know what they're doing for me, which is spectacular. We're keeping away Midwestern old people and young Californians all in one felt swoop. How did we not think of Mexican protests? If we could rile up the blacks a little bit and have a march around downtown again, that would be pretty amazing. And to get Logan Paul to bust up a mall, even that was rough. When Logan Paul took the BLM protesters to Scottsdale Fashion Square, the outside shots of that gorgeous. You had. There's nothing you can do with a camera that doesn't make Scottsdale fashion square in that area look good even when there's a protest and windows being broken. It just looks like a beautiful area being ruined. It didn't match Cardinals stadium. And here's the other thing. I thought of this last night. I'm wondering. And maybe a cop can email me. You get a gaggle of white protesters, right? Like, let's say the proud boys, okay, start marching around. They start running around in groups, and the cops come out and they've got pepper spray. Is there a dial on the pepper spray for white people versus Mexicans? Because I would assume you gotta turn up to about eight for Mexicans to actually have pepper spray. Yeah, the spice factor. And they're like, God forbid Thai or Indian people ever protest. We don't have. They'll just absorb it and like, wave their food in the air and make it more incredibly inedible. But I wondered that. It's like white people. Pepper spray has to disperse us a lot faster than it does Mexicans. Mexicans can take the heat. It's almost like the game hot ones.

[Dick Toledo]

I think, for the white people. I think they switch over. They reload to the rubber bullets. Like that one dude that got jacked in the nuts down there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they just. Because pepper spray would kill us, right? Yeah, yeah. They just hit us with beanbags and.

[Brett Fetting]

Rubber bullets and everyone else around there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's true. Yeah. You can't do that. You can't. Yeah, that's probably true. It would be lawsuits if you pepper spray of white people because, yeah, like, you know, maybe just like salt and pepper spray, like you just too much spice. But for Mexicans, when they hit them with that pepper spray, watch some of them just walk right through the cloud. And I'm like, yeah, that guy, you need to dial that up to about nine to get him down. That guy likes his salsa. Salsa. But excellent, excellent work last night. And, you know, the news loves to cover that stuff. I didn't. Two nights in a row. We had one in Glendale and then yesterday up by the. I don't know why you're also marching in Glendale. I mean, isn't that kind of just getting in your own people's way? I mean, if you're going to make a mark, do it down there on 24th street and Camelback or something. You really want some. Some work done. Although that would be scary. I just don't understand why Mexicans marching in front of Westgate, isn't that just kind of making people that look like you and agree with you angry I mean, I think that's really all it is. Most people at Westgate are. Are on your side.

[Brett Fetting]

They are building Barbie land out there.

[Brady Bogan]

Building. Right. Think about that. Who's building it? You're just. You're. You're making a mess of things out there. Either way, great job. It was on the news and now that had to kill a little bit of it. They said, yeah, like, we got 56,000 Californians in the last year to relocate here. Like, God damn it.

[Dick Toledo]

That is 56,000.

[Brady Bogan]

That is not good. That is not good. You gotta slow that down. They're running out of there. I don't know. Most of them are still. Most of them are still. Still smoking. You know, there's still some of their stuff is still kind of embers and still run over here and act like this is their. Their rest. We need to make them uncomfortable. And. And man, oh, man, I just smiled. I was beaming. Ear. Where's the protest tonight? I might. I might. Brown face. I might Brown face and head down there. You'll know it's me when I'll be the first one down. When they even break out the pepper spray guns. They haven't even shot them yet.

[Dick Toledo]

Gonna change the horn on the jeep and get down there.

[Brady Bogan]

I might. I might roll down there I go. What's up? It's a. You guys want to make a mark peel lean and get this to them. Get this word to them. Someone who's kind of in between us and waste management open. Sure would look ugly with you guys marching around it, huh? Don't you think maybe, you know, just somewhere out in that area, just start. I don't even know what that is. If that's a lot of people say that, just get out there and start march. And then CBS would have to acknowledge a lot of the spectators were interrupted by protests marching down the beautiful road here in Scottsdale. And we have to delay the beginning of. Because of the pepper spray. Like, oh, what up, Holmes? Nice jacket. Guess what. Guess what. All those weirdos in Buffalo who can't get their lives together just saw.

[Emily]

I'm not moving out there. That place is crazy. The Mexicans have taken over.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you scare all those weird white women who just broke up with their boyfriend that want to leave Rochester and they think this is the Oz. It isn't. So thank you to our immigrant friends for evidently having the exact same idea I had. And let's get on the news for bad things for a few days so we can keep all these weirdos out. Let them move to New Mexico. How come Californians never look at Albuquerque like they can fix that?

[Dick Toledo]

There is no fixing that.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I know. That's the problems we have got to start putting on tv. Maryvale. Maryvale needs to be. Whenever they ask for Chamber of Commerce. We need to change the Chamber of Commerce for tourism ads. Show Sedona, show the beautiful resorts around here for, like, you know, what's Phoenix like? Just homeless shots. We need to bring that zone back downtown.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Not the radio station, but the. You know, where the homeless encampment was. We need to bring that back. Get that on tv.

[Brett Fetting]

Bed and Breakfast in Guadalupe.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no, no. We're not bringing people in. We're showing them why they shouldn't come. You don't want to start saying bed and breakfast. They'll get the idea. You just want to show them reasons to skip us, even on their plan. They don't even look at Phoenix anymore.

[Dick Toledo]

Imagine the commercials. Maryvale, the crown jewel of the Valley.

[Brady Bogan]

Maryvale. Look, it's close to all the stuff you think is good. Yeah, it's right over here. And then just, like, a shot of Camelback. And then, like, man, that's close. I don't like that at all. The bad neighborhoods of Phoenix, and don't even say there's places to stay. That'll give them an idea to go to, you know, Trivago and start searching out and find the real stuff that's just for us. We've got to slow this down. Tourism's one thing. When you. When you put us on tv. I lived it at Tony Roma's. It couldn't have been more real. Every spring, snow, people showed up sad and depressed because they just had a breakup and they were all white. They hadn't seen the sun in months, and Phoenix was gonna change their lives. And they brought a bunch of bad ideas and a whole bunch of ugly here and then just started trying to make it more like their place.

[Emily]

That's not how it works in Smithport, Pennsylvania.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like, what are the. What are you talking about? You left for a reason. That is one thing I didn't understand about the protesters last night in Glendale. You're saying you want to be here and stuff, and you're upset about the current situation. I gotcha. That makes sense to me. What's with the Mexican flag all over? You don't want to go back. You don't want ice to deport you, but you can't stop waving the flag of the place you're trying to stay away from. I Get your heritage. I understand that part, but isn't that America in itself? Like, wave the American flag again for waste management purposes, keep waving that Mexican flag, fire a few guns, and I have no problem with that. All of it. This noise needs to be on TV constantly. Oh, my favorite part of your protest last night. Burnouts. Fantastic job. In the middle of the whole thing.

[Brett Fetting]

At the parking lot doing the spin.

[Brady Bogan]

It turned into burnouts and drifting. And I'm like, this. This is proof that they're doing this for me.

[Dick Toledo]

But that's not going to help, because then people from California.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's Fast and Furious type thing.

[Dick Toledo]

That's cool.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a good point. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

So we got to knock that off.

[Brady Bogan]

But it is kind of funny.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, it is.

[Brady Bogan]

For a real protest sake. Like, you never saw Dr. Martin Luther King's protest. Turned into, like, all right, everybody getting you hoofed isn't. Start spinning. It never happened. Like, he didn't march on Selma and then everybody hopped into cars and started to rip them around. Maybe they just didn't show it. But I don't. I don't remember burnouts and donuts.

[Dick Toledo]

You and the Impala.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's a good spin. I have a dream owning Apollo like that someday. I don't remember real serious protests ending with burnouts and, you know, drifting. Maybe that's just the new modern way. I don't remember the Watch riots going, all right, take a break. I got this thing with a drop. You put it, you know, spin this thing. I don't remember that ever happening. Their protests kind of make me laugh a little bit. Hilarious.

[Brett Fetting]

You're right about the flag thing. The difference of that protest would be if there's other immigrants that came out there, like a group of Iraqi people that have been living here for years, and they're flying their flags. How would that go?

[Brady Bogan]

Pretty pissed off, right? You know, man, Unless it's just, oh, they agree. If we're trying to put them back in Iraq and they're like, no Iraqi flag. It doesn't make sense. I understand you love your heritage and all that. Everybody should. And I get your plight. Makes sense that you're upset with current situation. I don't live it, so it doesn't bother me. I'm not going to pretend to understand your. I don't. But I know that if I'm trying to stay here, first things first, I'm going to start embracing this place. The place I escaped is not going to be the place I, you know, I'm waving my flag and he didn't escape it because of, you know, like, war. You know, stuff that was just so horrible, you had to. It's a bad place to live, and the money's better here. That's essentially why you left. So don't wave that flag anymore. Although if you're going to do it, do it over in Scottsdale right now. Please, for God's sakes, get up there. The you know what mall. Awesome for burnouts. Awesome and drifting. And also some good marching and some scaring some white folks. Is that Desert Ridge? It's fantastic. The gigantic areas, although they do have a lot of curbs. You could still work that out in the middle. You could do some serious protest burnouts up there at Desert Ridge. I mean, really get it together. That Seneca Capri. Oh, my God, that parking lot's massive.

[Brett Fetting]

You could make a real statement up at Carolyn.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, people lose their minds.

[Brett Fetting]

Cobblestone streets.

[Brady Bogan]

You want to get up there and make some real. You start marching around Mexican flags up at Kierland. Those old ladies with snare drum faces and those weird turkey waddle necks that haven't been fixed yet. Oh, my Lord.

[Emily]

What's going on? And I. This is not why we moved here from Dayton.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it isn't, is it? Get closer to them. Maybe they'll move back. It's spring in Dayton.

[Brett Fetting]

You start rescheduling facials, you're going to be in real. Yeah, we've done in the spotlight for sure.

[Brady Bogan]

We've done a pretty good job of pricing out most of the weirdos. Like, the one good news that keeps coming out of Phoenix lately is that the housing prices are too high. Doug Hopkins and crew keep that up, right? Get those prices to unaffordable levels. You never hear this problem when they show the pebble beach golf tournament on tv and it's on the.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah, they never have to worry.

[Brady Bogan]

I never have to worry about people rolling up there and going, that looks nice. Nobody in Buffalo or Rochester. Dayton ever looks at pebble beach and.

[Emily]

Says, we're gonna relocate and start our lives over in Pebble Beach.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you're not. You better bring a couple million dollars and then another couple million.

[Brett Fetting]

Even Clint Eastwood wasn't enough attraction, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Clint was too low. He's like a C. Lister there financially. Yeah, we need to start showing up. But damn it all. Mexicans proud of you. Don't like the Mexican flag thing. But that's for another day. We've got a lot. We got. Barrett Jackson was just here. A lot of people popping in. Snowbirds are Thinking about staying now. Now it's time to scare them away. Excellent job, Mexicans.

[Dick Toledo]

Chris Clark mentioned that Mesa did their part by bringing their comedy show downtown there a couple weeks ago.

[Brady Bogan]

They did have that. That was a pretty good. It didn't get enough attention. It was over. And they tried to blame the guy from 12 West. The brewery guy? Yeah, that. He. He booked a dude who makes.

[Brett Fetting]

There's a woman too.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, was it. I thought it was a guy. I don't even know. It was a comedian. I don't really know, but evidently he's controversial Comedian was there at the. They have a little, like, stage.

[Dick Toledo]

It's like a downstairs area.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like a private lounge.

[Dick Toledo]

Ish.

[Brady Bogan]

Kind of like a speakeasy. Almost done. And they. And then so some Nazis thought, cool. And they started to march around out front like, they. This place is awesome. And then they're like, oh, no. It brought out the wrong element. And they blamed the guy. And he's like, I didn't. I didn't know that it was gonna bring out Nazis. I. How many times do I serve Nazis in a day and not know it? They just got a little loud. We. We don't like Nazis. And it was like, all right. And then try to blame him. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not. It's not his fault.

[Brady Bogan]

Key to that guy's success is never bringing that comedian back. Don't double down on this. You'll lose your brewery. And they make good beer. They do places. Good food, too. Yeah. I haven't been there for the food because it's in Mesa. Food good. It's. Yeah, I've had their beer plenty of times, and I really liked it. Yeah, so we've done that. That didn't get enough. You know what, man, I hate to say this. Let's start percolating there. Proud boys. That's, you know, like what Trump said. Where are my proud boys at? What are you guys up to? It would be cool to see you just walk around somewhere in a group with a sign.

[Dick Toledo]

I need Troy Hayden on this. I don't know what he's doing over there.

[Brady Bogan]

12. Well, Channel 12's always asking us to film stuff. It's. You know what? Get a few proud boys walking around Desert Ridge and then just walk through. Don't. Don't make us stink. Don't wreck our beautiful town. Just appear. Appear like a mirage to the people from Rochester.

[Emily]

Got a problem with Mexicans in the West, Val? And then that Scottsdale just covered in Nazis. Maybe we should look into Albuquerque or Santa Fe.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Do it. Do it. Sedona is stunning. They won't build new houses. Geniuses. They won't build apartments. Geniuses. They can't move. Oh, that place is like that lockdown. They can't. Sedona is so smart. How smart are they? Sedona is so smart that they won't build anything new. And they can't even have people who work at their resorts and stores live near it. The guy you mean import them? My bartender lived in Prescott. Had to drive over the mountain every day to come to. He goes, nobody can afford to work here or live here and work here. The Safeway employees that, like, they're six in a button and a house, like, you can't do it. They're like, living and living here is almost impossible.

[Dick Toledo]

All the Chris Valenzuelas are in one house.

[Brady Bogan]

So they're driving like there's one road in and one road out. Everybody bitches about one thing in Sedona's. The traffic. They're not fixing that. They're like, nope. No new builds. No. None of that stuff. We're not gonna accommodate more people. It's brilliant. And Sedona is the most gorgeous thing Arizona's got going. Better than even the Grand Canyon, which you can't. You know, they wisely said no houses here, but Sedona basically is just stunning. You can visit again. It's the bar. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. And then we slowly roll out.

[Emily]

I want to know how much it would cost to live here.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you don't. Couple million bu. And you got to tolerate traffic every weekend. And it's kind of miserable to live here. So don't.

[Brett Fetting]

The whole place gets Ren Fair traffic.

[Brady Bogan]

It does. The whole place is an Airbnb now. Like, nobody actually lives in Sedona anymore. They just rent their houses. We need to start doing that. Phoenix, I'm proud of you. Looking good so far, Mexicans. Why this? Little late on the Cardinal Stadium. Let's roll it on over to the waste management, and you're going to catch some pepper spray. But you guys proved last night that you're fine with that. That didn't bother you? Got in your cars and you started doing donuts. Even the news girl from Channel 12 last night was out there. And it was 45 minutes after they sprayed the pepper spray. And they're sitting. There's a guy in the back just doing donuts. I'm like, doesn't seem to affect them. Like, a super high end Very, very hot. Scoville Factor of 10. Great stuff. We need to start showing up. We are all full up Phoenix. And I know you're gonna have a few of those people who don't understand what I'm saying.

[Emily]

That radioed person is a jerk. He's talking about proud boys.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Get the message. I don't want them to actually have any power. I just want them to show up now and again. When Californians and Rochesterians start thinking about coming back, we're full. We're all full up. Let's go.

[Brett Fetting]

A couple of wicked pisses down here.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, Boston and Philly. I got so nervous a couple years ago, and Philadelphia showed up for the Super Bowl. I'm like, those efforts are gonna stay. They see Philadelphia and this, they're not going home. Would you? That's literally like getting a lottery ticket in Maryville. It says, you want a house in Paradise Valley. You think you're gonna go, I'm staying in Maryville. No way. You're out.

[Dick Toledo]

Fernando Mendoza says, Desert Ridge. John, that brings heat to beans like me. We're out here hiding out.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, that's your own problem. I'm not here to help you out getting paperwork.

[Brett Fetting]

Don't mention our neighborhood.

[Brady Bogan]

I just want Phoenix to be, like, a massive country club. It's tough to get in. And sometimes you look around, you're like, I'm not sure I want in.

[Dick Toledo]

Gilbert has taken.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. There was something on the other day where women were mad that men were showing up. There was, like, an article that said, oh, dudes were showing up to hot yoga. And the ladies were like, ugh. And the one lady on the. She's like, this is ours. Like, we don't need you here. Men just working, like, stretching before and grunting and.

[Brett Fetting]

Oh, yeah. Cause they're so noisy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And I'm like, well, then why can't we say we didn't want you on the Masters golf course the whole time? Why? Every time we have something we don't want you on, it's misogyny. And when you don't want it, it's like, woman's rights. Shut up. I'm all for you saying no men allowed. Great. But dudes wanted to go in and do, like, yoga, and they're going, every once in a while, a guy will make a guy trying it for the.

[Brett Fetting]

First couple of times.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not easy.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And Pilates. Like, we don't need you in here with Pilates. Like, oh, I didn't see a sign that said, no men. We Wouldn't have shown up. But dudes doing pilates were like, it's the only place to do it. And the women got mad. And so we just want it to be a man free zone with all your noises and your grunts. And then when. And the one lady was all upset and she goes, we get it. You're stronger than us. And one of the. Cause one of the guys, when he came in, his pre workout was to do push ups and then lift some weights a little bit. Just like loosen this. So we went over and he always grabs like the heaviest ones. I'm like, yeah. Cause probably the heaviest ones in there are £20. So we get it. You're strong. Okay? And she was throwing a fit. And they're like, we should have our own clubs. I'm like, yeah, you. And guess what would never happen. We'd build a better Pilates studio for only men. And you guys would stand outside pissed off.

[Dick Toledo]

You want. You want a woman's only place? Just go to the Mercury game.

[Brady Bogan]

You're fine.

[Dick Toledo]

There's gonna be no men there. You're dialed in.

[Brett Fetting]

But a bad idea to do like pre yoga classes before the game.

[Brady Bogan]

You want to hear some grunting? The worst part is.

[Emily]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

The women that do this aroma, they never want, like, they don't want just women. They want a place that's is women that look like us. They don't want to just ban men. They want to ban. Like, they would do the mercury thing until they saw the mercury. We don't want to be here either. This is almost like being with the guys. They want a place where it's like, no, no.

[Brett Fetting]

Been to the hot yoga before the game.

[Brady Bogan]

Just a lot of nice snatch in there. Thanks, Susan. Yeah, no, I take out. Look at all that snatch. You know, I'm looking at all that stretched out, you know, Pooter. Thanks. You get a couple free Mercury tickets at the Fry's and then an hour session at the old Pilates. Pronounced Pilates, Susan. Whatever. I like going in there. Pilates ladies start doing all those sweaty splits, and the place smells like a fish market. I'm it. But really, what? They're prostats. They want to. They want a room of women who look exactly like them. You know, they all have the same kind of socioeconomic vibe. They don't want dudes in there and everything. So let us have our thing. Why did the news cover that with a wink and a smile? It sure be nice to have men not show up here. It's like, yeah, we've Been saying that about you for years. With golf and all sorts of stuff and places. We want to hang out and, like, you guys show up with picket signs. They did it at the goddamn Masters.

[Emily]

We went in. We went.

[Brady Bogan]

We don't want you in.

[Emily]

But we went in.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, why? We said, no.

[Emily]

We don't have golf courses like this.

[Brady Bogan]

What's stopping you? Go build one and make it all women. You would never see men protesting the all women Augusta because it would be half finished and then it would. It wouldn't be anywhere near as cool Unless you hired a bunch of male architects. Yeah, they can't do it.

[Brett Fetting]

They get bent out of shape, too. Even on the. At a country club. Whatever. You know, ladies day is one day of the week. The rest is like. But it's co ed. I mean, you could still.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we let in. Yeah. But it's easy for them to start screaming, we don't want. We want no men here. And we're like, okay. We don't throw a fit. You don't see a line of dudes outside of curves ever. We got to get in this ladies only gym. No, Never, ever, ever start a men's only gym. Watch how fast ladies that won't happen. Start putting their faces with their cuppy hands around their eyes into the windows.

[Emily]

What's going on in there?

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's our fault as men, too, because for the most part, every time we've started a men's only thing, it usually ends into some sort of weird escort service hand job situation with a bunch of massage parlor people. We very rarely have.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah, we've kind of ruined that guy. Yoga would turn out.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Whenever we say men only, the women plaster their faces up against the window because they know somewhere inside that men's only Pilates studio, somebody's getting a hand job for 50 bucks. Like, they're kid. We're.

[Emily]

What are they up to?

[Brady Bogan]

That's really what they're saying.

[Emily]

I gotta keep an eye on him.

[Brady Bogan]

That's our fault. That's dude's fault.

[Dick Toledo]

Yoga.

[Brady Bogan]

We've been the ones. Well, that's just gay. If you're worried your husband's gay, yoga, you shouldn't even go put your face up against the window. Just really consider why you think that and then move on.

[Emily]

I'm pretty sure he's doing gay things at the yoga.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, and you want to catch him or you just. Why don't you just leave before you catch him? That's like saying, I want to see his guts. Like, I don't know if his guts.

[Emily]

Are good, I should open up.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't want to see that. That's gross.

[Emily]

Then he poked my head in there. It wasn't hot yoga at all. It was a bunch of anal sex and men. I knew it.

[Brady Bogan]

You did. Why did you need to investigate that? If you even have an inkling that you're. He's lying to you about his. Like that guy yesterday. He's not golfing at all. He's just boning on gay guys. This is John. You're thinking two dimensional. The reason the Mexicans protested. Protested at Westgate is because of happy hour. They went to happy hour after work, started drinking, decided it would be a good idea to protest. Is that right? They got a little in it and goes, you know what? I got a flag in my car, and I've got some magic markers.

[Dick Toledo]

Give me another Bud Light, and let's go.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, let's do this. I don't even know what. I don't. That's. I see that a lot. I don't know. But again, don't get mad at me. I'm white. This doesn't affect me.

[Brett Fetting]

Oh, it does.

[Emily]

It affects your pocketbook.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it doesn't. I'm fine. I don't buy a lot of lettuce. Strawberries. I can't stand strawberries. Keep picking those.

[Dick Toledo]

Brady doesn't care.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I'm out of this because I don't buy a lot of lettuce. I'll. I'll order a lettuce. But it's so, you know, if it raises my price for my burger. $0.12 to have Trevor and. And Braden pick it. Okay, that's not gonna kill me. You're gonna spend $45 for a head of lettuce? I don't spend a dollar for head of lettuce. Now you think I'm gonna kick in another 44? Not happening. I'll just eliminate lettuce from my life. Then you can be healthy. I don't go to a lot of Mexican restaurants where lettuce is the top seller. I don't. You know, it's. It's in there. I don't think that's a problem for me. Who's gonna pick all the lemons? I don't know. Somebody's gonna. They'll just fall off. Eventually, they just fall off.

[Dick Toledo]

Staple salad's not around anymore, so if.

[Brady Bogan]

I need lemons, I got lemon trees. So you don't understand. It doesn't affect me. That's not me bragging. It just. I've lived the Life. To get away from it.

[Brett Fetting]

The bubble that in.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Can't help.

[Brett Fetting]

Everything's moving pretty smooth right now.

[Brady Bogan]

Thank you. Yeah. Yard everything. People hate hearing that. Things are working out really well. I'm doing. I'm doing fine. And I got lemon trees. I can pick them myself. I won't, but I can usually hire some neighborhood kids, give them a few bucks, go in there and shake the tree. Although I have picked my own lemons. And I don't know how you guys do that. Those thorns are unbelievable. Become immune to it.

[Brett Fetting]

I have my lemon orange tree now. Half orange, half lemon.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what screws those up, though? They start blending each other, and they taste like terrible fruits.

[Brett Fetting]

We got. We had orange lemon.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they're gross. I thought that would be a good idea. Yeah. They can't not cross contaminate.

[Brett Fetting]

You know, one eventually has to take over, I think.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, and then.

[Brett Fetting]

But still, that wasn't the intention of that tree. That was supposed to be just a lemon tree.

[Brady Bogan]

And oranges dominated it, much like the Mexicans here. It just started showing up the next thing you know.

[Brett Fetting]

It's kind of cool to see.

[Brady Bogan]

It's true. I had a. Was that one of bougainvilleas that they did?

[Dick Toledo]

Those are the worst.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they are. But no, it wasn't bougainville. It was hibiscus. And they had planted it to be sun devil colors. They started to, like, artificially manufacture the flowers to come up. Yeah, maroon and gold. Pretty cool. Until maroon and gold started fighting. And then it turned into this weird kind of puke brown. Strange mix. At first it was, you know, yellow flower, beautiful maroon stripes. Like, that's ASU's gonna have these all over the place. And then about two months later, the maroon started to get like. Like the way Spawn shows up. Just this gummy, weird color ruined it. So I hired some people to pull those out of my pots. I'm not doing it. And it was for a low fee, too. Probably weren't licensed or bonded. But the job got done. So be it. Nice job out there. I did. I did get curious about the pepper spray, though. It has to be. And I also think that if we started to shoot darts at the ones that claim to be migrant workers. I don't. After reaching into a lemon tree to try to get a lemon from the middle, you come out of that thing as a white person bleeding like nobody's business. You got thorns under your thumbnails. And it's the worst thing. All I did was pick one. You see those videos of people in lemon just ripping them off while this machine shakes the tree and just pulling them.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah, that. That tree shaker.

[Brady Bogan]

They're completely unafraid of the thorns. So if we. If the cops started just, like, shooting darts and we're just sticking. They don't. They're impervious to that stuff. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

We had a lime tree for a while, and I would go out there to get a lime for my vodka soda. I'm like, oh, great.

[Brady Bogan]

God damn it. Oh, yeah, Those trees.

[Dick Toledo]

Quit drinking.

[Brady Bogan]

They fight bad. If you're an alcoholic, you want to dress your drink up as an alcoholic, you should have to pick your own limes, because it'll stop you from drinking fast. The worst. Just one more gin and tonic. Where's the limes? Out there in that shark's mouth. Give me water. There's one lime in the middle. You got to pluck all the ones on the outside. Yeah. And then next thing you know, you're just. I drink nothing but herbal teas.

[Dick Toledo]

I'll take an Aquafina, please.

[Brady Bogan]

I used to be an alcoholic, so I had to pick my own fruit. God damn it. Is that how you lost your arm? It is. I'm an amputee now. Because of alcohol. Sort of. Anyway, waste management open. It really gets going today. Golf channels turning on today. They're turning on the cameras today and starting to cover it a little bit today, so. And I'm talking about the people that will watch. Wealthy weirdos in California, People not so happy in the Midwest sitting there. And especially, I mean, it's the perfect storm. It's 80 degrees here. Ice, rain, misery for all of the states we don't want to interact with. Philadelphia, middle Pennsylvania, all of Ohio, Indiana. Oh, just down the list of, like, all of them. You don't want them to be here. And now they're gonna start looking. Already got enough trouble on our roads with people driving wrong. We need to start dragging their asses in here.

[Emily]

That's not how we drive in Buffalo.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, God. But you're not there anymore. Drive like us.

[Brett Fetting]

Although the one good thing is there is a bigger event kind of going on that's focusing on the Super Orleans a little bit.

[Brady Bogan]

They don't. Yeah. But it's only for that day.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

New Orleans, they prep early.

[Brett Fetting]

They had a safest town in the world.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know about that right now.

[Brett Fetting]

You see what they say?

[Brady Bogan]

But they. They really did a good job of letting people know, maybe you shouldn't come here. They did that on New Year's Day. Maybe, maybe no one's a little scary. Maybe we don't have everything all wrapped up. All right, we scared away all Rochester. Let's put super bowl on now. We're young city, we're dumb. We keep thinking that when people come here and stay, it's a good thing. We're wrong. We all made it in time. Shut the door behind you. This is a country club now. Members only. Let's get a wake up song. 585 9, 800 a good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUP, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98 still streaming Hombre's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com thank you Miles to nowhere. It is, it's lovely. What a. What a fun way to wake up. Got an email from a guy that said thank you John, for being the only sensible member of the media and saying that why asking the Mexicans why they're protesting in Glendale and you said quote, aren't you just getting in your own people's way? My Mexican wife was delayed in getting home for like an hour and get dinner forever. She worked a 12 hour day and came home furious. F off protesters. Exactly. You blocked a hard working one of your own from getting home and making her white husband dinner. That's from Craig. I don't understand protesting out there. Another guy said, I am Mexican and I don't understand why they waved a Mexican flag at protests about staying here either. Yeah, it's above my pay grade. I haven't figured that whole thing out at all because I've never seen anybody like getting on a plane to go back, waving the flag, excited. But when they're here, they wave it, scream that they're here. I get it. I want you here. I got no problem with you guys being here. I just don't get waving that flag like you'd think that that would. The only thing I see is like oodles and oodles of people running towards the United States and I don't see a whole lot of flags being waved. I don't see a whole lot of heritage being put on display at that moment. I understand, I get it. But if I went over Sweden, started to say I want things to be my way and started waving the American flag, I think they'd shoot me. That's in the shootings seems kind of counterproductive, that's all. Here's a where my brain is right now and this is a weird thing to bring up and I've Been kind of tap dancing how to do it. I watch a lot of murder shows. And last night on the ID Channel, three in a row, overnight, staying up all night overnight, three in a row, all of them. And they had a whole show. I forget what it was called. Like, hitman, whatever, blah, blah, blah. And all three people were like two men, one woman. Hiring a hitman to kill their spouse. Right? Prices range from like $4,000. That was kind of the messy Ohio one to 22,000 something. And then a promise of a car for a lady in Humboldt County, California. And then somewhere in the middle, like 17,000 for some people in the Midwest. They all got caught. And they all got caught pretty similar ways that the hitman kind of chickened out and told one of them, told a friend, and the friend said he could get a hitman. So it was like, there are too many people involved. And then the story started to get around. Like, you know, I helped Susan hire a hitman. And, you know, you can't. You can't bring Brady. And I want to. I want to kill, you know, the middleman. I'm going to kill her. Do you know anybody? And then the next thing you know, you get somebody with morals is going to end up in that. You got to do that all one to one. That can't be a triangulation. You can't barter that down. I'll tell you what. I'll trade you this for that if you can get me a hit man. You got too many people involved, Brett.

[Dick Toledo]

Knows anybody nowadays?

[Brady Bogan]

No, you can't. It made me wonder, though, that there's a television show with the title of it dedicated to people hiring hitmen to kill their wife or husband. How many? Well, I need statistics on this, Brett. I don't know what. You can go to the Mob Bureau of Stats. How many times does it work? How many people out there right now did it and didn't get caught?

[Dick Toledo]

Well, that's just it. How do you know?

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. But they know. Like, there's people in a car right now going like, you know, people who got flowers and sympathy poon from co workers because their wife died. They never got busted. Because if there's a show to talk about, how many times it's happened where it didn't work. There's an entire population of people who have succeeded at this.

[Brett Fetting]

And you're talking about multiple angles, whether it's an accident, whether it's shooting.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no, no. We're talking about hitman. You hire someone to kill yourself.

[Brett Fetting]

I know, but I'm saying the hitman has different.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know how. I'm just saying, if you hire harder.

[Brett Fetting]

To track, if it's a shooting, why say, oh, my wife was. You know, you see how many cases that. Oh, no, no, Was broke.

[Brady Bogan]

You're not going to get an actual statistic. Yeah, you're going to get a guess. But I'm saying, like, what is the percentage? But the math adds up that if there's this many that have. If there's this many hitmen for hire, that means it's a business happening. It's happening. How often is it? Do you get caught more often than not. Or is it the other way?

[Dick Toledo]

You'll never know.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll never know.

[Dick Toledo]

I mean, look at Lambisis.

[Brady Bogan]

Tim Lambisis. That's exactly right. Now he got his hitman, got cold feet. Wasn't he a cop? Like, I think he hired a cop or something. 10 grand. Lead singer of Austrian Death Machine, and nobody likes to talk about his other stuff. He stepped up a little bit. Yeah. Throw some more money. Come on, 10,000. You got money, right? I think. But, you know, it didn't work for him, but when does it. And that's scary to think about because it's, you know, it's an. It's a service provided by a certain group of people. And it seems real easy, according to the ID Channel, to find someone that'll say they'll do it, and then usually it isn't because the guy gets, you know, they get cold feet and it doesn't happen. And then somebody starts mouthing off, where's my money? And they want their, you know, you do a down payment. Evidently, according to the ID Network, you give them half upfront, half when the job's done.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what I hear.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what. Brett may or may not know some of the inner workings of this. But then I started to think, well, if that's going on and the hitman didn't get the job done, you. And you got busted because you started shouting about money and the person you wanted dead is still alive. How often does it work? How often does somebody just go, great job. You give them the other half, Nobody ever speaks of it again, and it's over. I mean, it's hard.

[Brett Fetting]

How often does the grifting happen? I need half down. Give them.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, sure. That's the risk you take. Oh, and majority of the time, call about it. Yeah, you can. And they do. A lot of the times, that's what the ID Channel says. They hire a hitman he leaves town. You talk to the person you tried to hire through, and they're like, I don't know where he is. And the next thing you know, you're. You're saying you got robbed. Because a lot of the times, the people who are hiring to kill are trying to get money through an insurance policy. They're broke. So the reason they're killing, or the bigger one, is they've got a ton of money they don't want to give to the other person, and they want them gone so that way they can have everything for themselves. But the hitman takes off, and they're like, well, without. With this guy still around, I need my money back. So then they start barking about money, and then somebody spills the beans. It's rarely the person who hired. It's the one afterwards. The person who knows that shouldn't. You know, like, if I hired Brett to do the hit and Brady was in the room, you're gonna be the one that screws it all up, because you'll tell Ronnie John hired Brett to kill someone. And Ron would be like, that's wrong.

[Emily]

Yeah, I told him I'd keep it quiet.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I never made that promise. And the next thing you know, I'm getting tailed all over the city, and Brett and I are in cuffs together going, hey, Brady's mother, River, this. You know, he mad at you. They involved too many people. But in order for this, like, there's nobody that says, ah, hitman never work. It doesn't work. It's. It happens so much. There's a TV show about it, and they have, evidently, loads of stories to tell. Tomorrow on Hitman Marathon. The Hitman marathon. That's. That's 20 of them. So I'm just curious, like, because there's somebody out there listening right now. We have a big enough audience. Somebody out there listening right. Knows this is uncomfortable. Everybody at work thinks my wife died of poisoning. Like, she.

[Brett Fetting]

What do you think of a percentage of a person that, like, they run into? I'm like, you know what? I'll do it. Like.

[Brady Bogan]

Like just some guy.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah. There's like, oh, for five grand, yeah, I'll do it.

[Emily]

I don't need that person.

[Brady Bogan]

You hire some hobo for 5,000 bucks and.

[Dick Toledo]

And you get what you pay for.

[Brady Bogan]

You get what you pay for. You gotta hire professionals. What Brett's saying. And he's available for weddings.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, I never said that I'm available.

[Brady Bogan]

DJ your wedding, if you know what I mean. It's his way of painting houses. I'm not saying it should be a thing. I'm saying I would like to know, because I know it is. I know for a fact that in Paradise Valley, there's a few dead husbands or dead wives that everybody gave, you know, at the funeral. So sad. So sad. But deep down, this dude, you know, did the work, got rid of the girl. Because that's usually how it works in the. If it were to work out on all these shows that somebody spills the beans on, it's smooth sailing from that point on. They don't make it, you know, it's usually just like a random hit. And the mistake is made when they don't get her or him. But the one with the. Like, this lady had some jewels. He's like, break into the house. She'll be there, go and start rifling through the jewels. When she comes out, kill her, guys, like, you got it, he said, and keep the jewels. That was part of the payment. Well, he hired someone that the wife actually knew. So the dude's standing in the bedroom. She knew him. She got away. It's Fargo. You know, she starts running around. Next thing you know, it turns into this blood trail. And like, oh, no. She runs the neighbor's house. And it was interesting. And all I thought was, well, these are always interesting to me. What about the times it works? We'll never know. Like Brett said, if you're good at goes away.

[Brett Fetting]

But I told her not to rent that wood chipper.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. Start questioning the widows at work is what I'm saying. If you got a lady there. That took a lot of.

[Emily]

It's just so sudden. We lost him in a burglary attempt.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, I know what's going on around here.

[Emily]

It was so sad.

[Brady Bogan]

Me and my new husband, Trent. He got on Trent pretty quick. What was he doing before again? He was cleaning the pool.

[Dick Toledo]

I see you're a secretary driving a Bentley now.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. A pretty healthy insurance policy there, didn't he? For a lady who wasn't working ever, and suddenly living the high life with the pool boy. How often has it worked? Look around your family. Start asking questions. That's all I'm saying. Everybody's got a family member who has a dead aunt or uncle. That kind of was like. That was mysterious. Not necessarily. That was murder. Mysterious like that. Just that death kind of shocked all of us.

[Dick Toledo]

It was murder.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, maybe. I mean, we're fascinated by murder. There's murder. Shows dominate.

[Dick Toledo]

There's networks dedicated to it for the most part.

[Brady Bogan]

I watch one constantly.

[Dick Toledo]

So does my wife.

[Brady Bogan]

The ID Network is all about, like, horrible things people have done, and those are the ones we caught. And then, like, footage. And we talked to them, like, so, you know, maybe go home and talk to your spouse today. You thinking about killing me at all? No.

[Emily]

Why would I do such a thing?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. I think you would do it.

[Brett Fetting]

Just asking.

[Brady Bogan]

We see each other an awful lot.

[Dick Toledo]

A lot of times it's like they found Jethro at a bar or something and offered him 500 bucks to go off.

[Brady Bogan]

Get what you pay for. Exactly. And when you. And in that situation, you have to talk to someone else that goes, I know a guy. Now you've got three people involved. You can't do that. You have to meet an actual hitman for this to work. Like, a real, like, Kluklinski, that. The Iceman? Yeah, that dude was a hitman for the mob and then for hire. So if you ran into, you know, the Iceman and at a bar and said, so what do you do? For a link, he'd tell you, I'm a murderer. Oh, really? For a fee. Okay, well, do you have a card?

[Dick Toledo]

And he was checking my Instagram page.

[Brady Bogan]

See, my work on Instagram. I do a lot of my art. I'll photograph. I'll do whatever you need. I. I do weddings. So I'm just curious, like, the percentage of that. Like, they catch him a lot, but it can't be a 0% success rate. There's got to be an awful lot of hitmen that got it done. The wife or husband raked in everything they wanted and moved on with their lives. And on top of it, got a load of sympathy for it. You show up to work with a dead wife or dead husband, and everybody's like, oh, the last thing they're going to do is go, I think you did it. Like, even if they did think you had something to do with it, like me talking right now, you sure are happy. Yeah. Megan turns up dead today. This conversation is going to get you. Like, the cops always think it's the husband or the wife. Your friends don't, but the cops do every time. The first person to suspect is the husband, the boyfriend, the wife, or the girlfriend. That's a thing. And they'd go, oh, you're talking an awful lot about hitmen. And, like, I was curious about something. It doesn't look good now that, you know, if I came home to a bloody mess or Brady did in even this conversation here. Brady went home. Slaughter festival, like you guys were.

[Emily]

I wasn't Talking about it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. But you didn't interrupt him. Like, everything you do now is suspect. Everything. It's interesting. Interesting because I'd watch that channel, too. Like, guys on their deathbeds going, I remember my old wife 40 years ago. Yeah. I offered her. No kidding? Tip of the cap. Well done. How much? At the time, it was 12,000. It equates to about 35,000. That's a good number. That's pretty good. But a lot of those dudes out in. You know. And it was either that or a prenup. You get a prenup. That way you don't have to pay him as much. That's almost like a financial hitman. You don't get a prenup, and you're living in a house over there on the Biltmore, and she gets fed up with you and starts talking about doing other stuff. Or he gets fed up with you and you start wanting his money. Like, it's. It's. I don't even think it breaks down to, like, men do it more than women. Because According to the ID channel, it's about 50. 50. The murder comes from either direction. Brady's nervous. I can see it. His eyes extend. Jesus. Ronnie's gonna kill me.

[Brett Fetting]

I gotta get my money back.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a lot of that. Oh, and I scare you right now. The lottery, insurance, inheritance, and just general hate. Those are the top four. And there's a few of them left. Like, I don't want to share this. This is my. Yeah, there was one girl that won a. It wasn't the lottery, but it was a sum of money through, like, a drawing and a lottery system type thing. And she didn't tell her husband. He found out about it and he wanted some. Next thing you know, he's got two, like, chunks of lead in his neck, and he's telling somebody through a whiteboard at the hospital. It was her. Like, he was. She didn't finish him. And it was over, like, $20,000. It wasn't much, but it was hers. Like, she. This is. I'm keeping this, and I want to share this with you. Things aren't going so great. And then I fell under the honey pot, and now you want. No. Usually the word half gets involved. So if you're in that situation right now, take a peek. You're not gonna kill me, are you?

[Dick Toledo]

And remember, you get what you pay for. That's all I'm gonna say.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, Brett's taking the approach of the actual person who's going to hire Hitman. I'M saying, just be curious that a hitman may be looking at you. I watch too many murder shows, but there's an awful lot of these stories. Just be curious. That's all Brett's saying, find the right guy. I'm saying, well, if you're gonna do it well. No, I'm not. I'm not talking from the perspective of the person hiring.

[Brett Fetting]

Don't mess around.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm coming from the victim.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't cheap out.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not gonna hire anybody to kill anyone. I'm not. I'm coming from the perspective of the victim. Oh, yeah. I'm worried that could come to me, that I'll have a hitman find me. Yeah, don't.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't get the great value.

[Brady Bogan]

He's still going about the hiring process. I don't think. I don't think you should try to help people. I don't know. All right. I'm trying to help him the other way. Saying, don't trust your wife. She's trying to kill you is what I'm saying. You're saying, hey, if you're gonna kill her, do it. Strike first and do it right.

[Dick Toledo]

Cobra Kai, strike first.

[Brady Bogan]

Do it right the first time. And by the way, if you want it done right, do it yourself.

[Dick Toledo]

And there's only one person involved.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, See, and you can't talk about this stuff because people like, see, I wasn't worried about you and Megan, John, but now I am. Bring up that she wants to have an unfortunate. No, no, no. I'm not saying I would. I'm saying she's going to try to kill me. That. That is very reasonable. That is a feasible thought to me. What?

[Dick Toledo]

Megan's gonna kill you?

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. After watching all these shows? Absolutely. It doesn't cross my mind.

[Brett Fetting]

Is she watching them, too?

[Brady Bogan]

Nah, sometimes not as much as me because I'm up all night. So I'm watching in the middle of the night a lot of these things, and then your brain starts working. You're alone. A little isolation thing. You're like, that is trying to kill me. Like, it runs through your head. Like, shoot. No reason for. Also, you know, personal insecurities start coming into play. It's like, what the hell do I offer to her life alive. Like, it's. I'm, like, dead. She's got a better world. A, it's without me, and B, she's got everything. Me dead. I mean, who's going to do laundry? It's. It's horrifying. You think? I know what dog gets, what pill I Have no idea. But I'm not that necessary because if I die, there's actually a little nice bump in pay. Like, the payout goes up, everything becomes one person's thing, and you can live with whoever you really like. I don't see it happening on my end. The other way for sure. If you put a percentage on it. 95% chance she'd kill me. 5 to 7% I'd kill her. And that's only. And again, a lot of it has to do with I don't want to go to jail. Like the black crank and stuff scares me to death. Like, that is a deterrent. Women don't have that. They just go make friends. It's like being at a Curves, you know, they're all women's. Awesome place. Like Postina without the wines. Postina would jenk them. You're just drinking piss instead. Yeah. And they seem happy about it. Yeah, I'm just, you know, just saying. Yeah. Brady's gotten conspicuously quiet. It's running through his head right now.

[Emily]

She's gonna kill me.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's a good thing, that I've done my job. Brett sounds like he's got a punch card. You get the fifth one, and you got a meatball sub. Next one's free. Good for you, kid. Good for you. I would like to suggest. And I'm not, you know, I'm not your consigliere or anything. Stop getting married. This is four, three times. Not charming, but I think it's happening a lot more than we know. In order to necessitate an entire show where executives at a network said, there's so many hitman shows, we need to put a. We need to focus singularly on that for a specific show. And they have a show about it. And I think it said. It said season seven or something. When I look like Jesus Christ, they're doing 13 a year, seven years in a row. Be warned, a lot of them are people who don't want to leave because then they have to divide time with kids so they'll actually kill the spouse so they get full custody. It's crazy. So, you know, go through work today, find that sad dude in the corner whose wife died and just start asking a couple what happened, because nobody ever gets into the. What's going on? I don't want to talk about it. Of course you don't. You're murdered. What? Just see what his eyes do.

[Brett Fetting]

She fell on a knife.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It's like the end of the O.J. documentary when the guy looked over at O.J. and said, what happened that night? And O.J. goes, what'd you think? And he goes, it could have been a friend. And told him. But I told him the truth. I said, I think you did it. And then OJ Fessed up. Shouldn't come to the door with a knife. She'd still be alive. And his friends are. Oh, my God. I didn't expect that. And then he left. So, anyway, just keeping it out there. Women, they're not off the hook on this one. You're the one who do most of the killing. There's a whole. There's an entire channel of women losing it on their husbands. When wives kill or something, I forget what it's called. But they just love killing us. And I don't blame them. Makes sense to me.

[Emily]

Jackass.

[Brady Bogan]

Home again. Every time you hear the garage door open, you know he's about to come in. Oh, Christ, the grunt. They don't even like us grunting in yoga class. They want to ban us from that. Brady, make a couple of. Just be inquisitive about this. Your eyes are telling a story. Brady sat back in his chair and listened to this. Like this was educational. A lot of people out there doing the same thing, making a lot of good points. We don't think a hitman's coming for us. That's Eric. You know what makes everyone a better spouse? The assumption there's a hitman coming for you. Makes everybody a little bit better at being a husband or a wife. Man, she might be trying to kill me. I better turn it up a notch. Here's some flowers, honey.

[Emily]

Oh, I gotta make a phone call.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Guido, not today. No.

[Emily]

Things are going really good today.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. You got it. Mrs. Bogan.

[Emily]

I made you a pulled pork sandwich. Oh, my God, Brady, that's so nice. But I ate it on the way home. Guido, I'm gonna need some help tonight.

[Brady Bogan]

Did he eat the sandwich again?

[Emily]

He did.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm on my way. Mrs. Bogan? Yeah? I would never think. I would never think that Brady would kill Ronnie. But I think Ronnie would kill you. You, I'm not so sure about. 50. 50. I think you have it in you. And I think definitely Mathias.

[Dick Toledo]

She definitely does.

[Brady Bogan]

You're gonna have. You're gonna live forever. The two of you. Always worried that the other one's thinking about killing. You can't have that imbalance. I think you have to have that 50. 50 balance on this bitch might kill me. And she has to feel the same about you. You can't be comfortable that the Person you live with every day isn't going to eventually want to kill you.

[Dick Toledo]

Sleep with one eye open.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the key to a happy. You should write a book. The key to a happy marriage is always assume there's a hit around the corner for both of you.

[Brett Fetting]

Do's and don'ts.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe a couple of, you know, accidental, on purpose hits gone wrong to remind.

[Emily]

Her, hey, this guy tried to kill me.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't say Brett. Brett Brady. We need to look at Brett and say Brett. Congratulations. You have the perfect. Can you PD Holmberg's morning sickness. Both of you are about halfway in, halfway out of killing each other. I've seen Mathias look at you in my eyes. Yeah. Oh, no. She's got it in her. Oh, yeah. 100%.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm not denying that.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at fat, happy, and dumb over here, thinking it'd never happen to him. He's gonna end up with his head on a pipe.

[Brett Fetting]

Oh, well.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, well.

[Emily]

Valerie.

[Brady Bogan]

Murder is wrong.

[Emily]

The Bible tells me so.

[Brady Bogan]

Getting murdered full of. The Bible's full of that. Keep your eyes open. That's a boy. You know, this little talk led me somewhere, and I really like that. I look to Brett, go to couples counseling. They never talk about that. You guys should always think about the other one almost killing you. Fitty, fitty.

[Brett Fetting]

As long as you know. I know.

[Brady Bogan]

Always be on alert that she'll do it. Oh, and maybe just have a girl that's like a little bit. A little bit. She would do this like you have it in your brain. You know what relationship I don't trust. She would never even think about killing me. Oh, yes, she would. You're oblivious. He's got his dad. You might as well just lay down next time you see her. You should drive a hearse just to be ahead of the program, just to be overly prepared. All right. I like this Brett. I'm gonna. We're gonna start charging people to call Brett. How's my marriage? How can I make my marriage better? Introduce her to a friend that has a silver sidearm.

[Emily]

Your friend carried that gun. It's all silver.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he gets some things done around.

[Emily]

Why do you. Why have you befriended him?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. And just have that guy come through the house and look at things like pictures, equipment, like expensive stuff. Hey, Brett, how much does this cost? Oh, that was about $85,000. Put it on the list. And don't ever explain why he said that, because he gets to keep some stuff in the house if he gets the job. And then if you're at home and she brings home a guy with a silver sidearm.

[Emily]

This is a guy I met over at the gym.

[Brady Bogan]

How you doing? How you doing, Veslie? How you doing? And Ms. Vesli. How much is this?

[Emily]

Oh, you can have that when the work's done. I'm gonna hire him for some stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett, I know what's going on around here.

[Brett Fetting]

We have an appraiser coming over as.

[Brady Bogan]

Often as Brady answers the door. How easy it would be for Ronnie to get a Mormon missionary. She'd get a Mormon missionary to just show up and stand with you. He doesn't even have to knock.

[Emily]

Oh, a new friend awaits. Hi, friend.

[Brady Bogan]

How are you? Hi. Are you Brady Bogan?

[Emily]

Sure enough am.

[Brady Bogan]

Easiest day of my life. Normally have to chase him.

[Brett Fetting]

Ow.

[Emily]

Hey, that didn't get all the way through here. Put it closer to the hole you already made. That's better.

[Dick Toledo]

Just trying to help.

[Emily]

Just trying to help out my new friend Ronnie. And bleeding out in the porch again.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't have it in the back of your mind. She'd kill you.

[Brett Fetting]

Not right now. Have you.

[Brady Bogan]

You never have feared that. You need to fear it regularly. I think it was gone. Are you more valuable to her alive than dead? Honestly? See, the fact. Yeah, the fact. The thought process. No, she'd be fine. No, she would not be fine financially if you died. Do you have an insurance policy?

[Dick Toledo]

He's canceling it right now.

[Brett Fetting]

It's not like.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you have. Do you have credit cards? Because they'll give you a kick out when you die. Do you have anything at this work that says, yeah, yeah, you get.

[Dick Toledo]

I think we all do here?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. That's why I'm honest with myself and he's not. He thinks he has value at the house and he doesn't listen. Are you conversationally so valuable intangible things.

[Brett Fetting]

That I bring to the.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I'm saying. And you know what they are. Because every time I see Ronnie, she's like, thank you, John. When I say Brady, you just don't listen. I never hear her go, brady's just the best conversationalist. And all he does is listen to me and care. All she does is talk about the things you don't do.

[Dick Toledo]

Because the company has insurance, life insurance on all of us. And you can up. Up it in. Like when we do our benefits every year, and my thigh's always. Did you up it. Hell, no.

[Brady Bogan]

Hell, no. I don't have an insurance. I don't have an insurance.

[Dick Toledo]

They canceled my Ass.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You want to. You're not getting any state farm insurance from my ass. That's dumb. For the kids. You kid isn't going to get that. Especially Now Kirby's pushing 18 couple years. So now your insurance policy would be for her. So if anything, you're in that you're in the green zone.

[Brett Fetting]

Both of them. Mike.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You're here.

[Brett Fetting]

Get together.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Good is gone.

[Brady Bogan]

I certainly. Yeah. Do you think you add an intrinsic value that's just non murderable? No. Me neither. Oh, come on. That you can't be replaced easily tomorrow.

[Dick Toledo]

Not at all.

[Brady Bogan]

You think that you're so. Yeah. You especially wander around there thinking that you just did wander.

[Emily]

Nobody could ever replace these haunches.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. In a day, she's. She's a beautiful woman. In a day. Absolutely. So you walk in there thinking you add anything to this party is silly. You should be worried. We all should be worried. No, not at all.

[Brett Fetting]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Why.

[Brett Fetting]

Why would I go around.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't say that. You go around worried, it should be in your brain. I could tell the way this conversation was unfolding, the way you were looking at me. You didn't have a word to say. This is horrifying.

[Emily]

I'm gonna go ahead and start humming Valdere.

[Brady Bogan]

No way. You gotta be valuable. And I don't know where my value lies.

[Dick Toledo]

You and me both.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I'm affable. I'm enjoyable to a certain degree. I wouldn't want to live with me every day. And if it started coming down to it, getting rid of me is not a bad idea. You know who should really be worried? Frank Calienda, that wife of his. That's like her brother's super Italian. Like more than Brett, like by a lot. That dude is Uncle Vito.

[Brett Fetting]

You got.

[Brady Bogan]

Caliendo is one that should be worried every single day. His value.

[Brett Fetting]

But he's part of the family too.

[Brady Bogan]

Who do you think gets killed fastest? Outsiders.

[Dick Toledo]

No, but that's his brother in law too, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

So that's not immediate. Immediate. I mean that's, you know, hey, it's.

[Brady Bogan]

Anything for his sister. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

What are you gonna do.

[Brett Fetting]

Right now?

[Brady Bogan]

He'd be a great earner. Dead, she gets everything you think she doesn't have. There's policies. He's. He's one that should work. So just, you know, I watch a lot of murder shows. I think think a little different. And I've discovered through this morning's talk that Brady's marriage is in huge trouble. And Brett's is the best. I've ever seen. I would have never thought that. Like yesterday he asked me. I'm like, no. Nope. I should have been killed years ago. No. Insured. You have an insurance policy on yourself?

[Emily]

No.

[Dick Toledo]

Why would I do that?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't either. That's stupid. I don't know why people say that like you don't have life insurance. What happens if some. What happens if that means she killed me? You get in a car accident. Shouldn't be worried about how much she gets. I went to Susie downstairs and asked.

[Dick Toledo]

Her to take the insurance.

[Brady Bogan]

The company get rid of it.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I don't want that.

[Brady Bogan]

I want to check for zero to show. Can I do that? Just a reminder.

[Dick Toledo]

Keep myself safe.

[Brady Bogan]

Life insurance.

[Emily]

What happens if you die? What happens to me?

[Brady Bogan]

You're worried about the payout. What happens to you in my brain is I hope that you can't go on because emotionally you've been destroyed. Your first question is how much do I get in just the scenario? No insurance policies?

[Dick Toledo]

No.

[Brett Fetting]

Well, if you do, you just change the beneficiary.

[Brady Bogan]

Huh? You just don't have it.

[Brett Fetting]

Get it?

[Brady Bogan]

Just don't have it. Then. Then she's going to kill you. She's angry.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah. You're screwed either way.

[Brady Bogan]

You are replaceable. You walk home every day just working the outfit and occasionally turning some fuse boxes on and off. That's about all your good, good for fact.

[Emily]

I like him enough.

[Brady Bogan]

Like that's basically it until she does it. She's not worried you're going to hire a hitman. So she's living free and easy. Matthias worried.

[Brett Fetting]

And that's when it happens.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Matias worried constantly about it. She's on her best behavior.

[Dick Toledo]

Both of us are.

[Brady Bogan]

And so are you. That's a good point because I could see Matthia. Totally. Oh yeah? Yeah. Haven't had it with you. I've done with this jackass. And that's what keeps you two ticking. Absolutely beautiful. Really, when you think about it. It's quite pretty. I think it's fantastic. But I just wondered how often it worked. Also, another thing that statistically evidently didn't work is the NFL's message to us in the backs of the end zone. Let's say end racism. Those will no longer be. They're getting. It's going to say choose love. And it takes all of us now, but end race. The NFL is back on racism. Being alive and well, I guess. I don't know what that is. I thought for sure painting that on a football field would be the end of it. Especially this year earlier, when I watched the Seahawks play the Rams. Now I forget. The safety for the Seahawks mashed the Rams receiver up by the goal post and said F U N word. And it got picked up on the. On the. He was standing where it said end races. I've never heard the N word more in my life than at a. An NFL game. I was sitting front row at. In the back of the end zone in Pittsburgh. Every time they were in that end zone, you heard it. It was a lot.

[Brett Fetting]

Well, there's some people upset on Sunday about the national anthem thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Now what they're going to do both. Well, they've been doing that for years.

[Brett Fetting]

But I guess evidently this one is the biggest stage and like, why isn't it supposed to be. And yeah, you know, for creating unity or whatever.

[Brady Bogan]

But can't have division. That's racism. We have one, and you have one is actual racism, and you can't keep doing it. Like, everybody'd be tired of the Dominicans and all that stuff. When does it end?

[Dick Toledo]

When you watch hockey or baseball and they play one of the Canadian teams. Then you got to listen to that thing first. It's like, oh, I don't even know.

[Brady Bogan]

What the hell travel exactly. It's like when they have football games down in Mexico. I gotta listen to that thing. Come on, lift. Every voice is the black national anthem. The other ones, but they're painting over end racism and then just saying, choose love, but go get a. You know, go. Go take one of those $75,000 tickets that the Cardinals sell in the back of the end zone and count how many times you hear the N word while they're standing next to a sign that says end racism. So it was a little counterproductive. Remember when the NFL used to care about breast cancer, but then they got. The contract expired with Susan G. Come and they weren't. So they just don't do it anymore. For a while there, it was just all from the heart, like, wow, they're wearing pink shoes. And. And then you found out later, oh, it's a. It's a marketing partnership with the NFL and Susan G. Komen.

[Brett Fetting]

And now it's just the catch or whatever. The early.

[Brady Bogan]

They do the cancer one. Yeah, but it's just. Yeah. Early catch because that's a different foundation that now pays for that advertising.

[Brett Fetting]

And that's for everybody.

[Brady Bogan]

Everything. That's exactly. Well, you know, crucial catch is there is their way of saying, this is our. Our fundraiser. Susan G. Coleman got a grand total of like a million dollars in the 10 years that they did advertising, because that's what it was with the NFL. And then the contract expired. It wasn't valuable to them. Wasn't valuable in the NFL. Now they don't care about breast cancer. They started another thing. So it's kind of strange when the NFL does this. We're gonna stop this end racism thing. It's not working. Or we just care about something else now. Choose love. Stop it. This one says the one guy in the room doesn't have to worry about a hitman is Toledo. Because you know, his son would be the one to do it and he can't do any job. Right. That's true. Yeah. Everybody. You know what? This is going to upset some insurance companies. Everyone today should. Can't women or men cancel your life insurance policies? Or like Brady said, just swing it over to only the kids.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, but depending on how young the kids are, the wife's still going to be controlling it.

[Brady Bogan]

And you got to put it in some sort of trust till they're like 18. The wife doesn't get any. Can't tap it.

[Dick Toledo]

This one.

[Brady Bogan]

Just cancel it.

[Dick Toledo]

Christopher Dewitt says Ronnie's playing the long game. She's killing him with his diet.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, he's doing. He's. He's so involved in that. That. But I think there's an arrogance to think that your wife wouldn't kill you. I think there's an arrogance to that. Like, no, I can't. Please. What. What would she do without me? That's the. If that runs through your head at all. You're the dumbest mother in the world. What would she do without you? Smile, enjoy life. Have fun. Not have to pick up your shoes every five seconds. That's what she'd do without you. And then she'd replace you with a similar. A replicant of sorts until she got tired of him. Black widow herself right out of that too. You should always think she might kill me. And that's the key to a healthy life. Also, end racism.

[Dick Toledo]

Did you see Shawn Rockefeller?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no. What'd he say? He's blind, you know, and it's a single again. And maybe that's a good thing. I'd probably be one of those dead guys. Cause I never saw it coming. That's very true. If you're blind, don't date out. No reason for your blind. How easy that would be because she's going to get tired of you too. This guy says, I recently found out my wife was waiting for me to die and was sticking around in the Hopes I would because of health issues that I've got. Dumb thought because of my injuries from my time in the military. It would cause me to just suddenly die. It was mostly the meds. I was taking severe pain from all that broken back I had that injuries and things like that. She's a moron. I was worth way more dead than I was alive to her. Or at least was. The moment she said she was leaving me, I took her off the policy. Funny part was she had put her mother on as a secondary. She thinks. She still thinks she's going to get money if and when I die. My son is now the only beneficiary. My sister is second. Great show. Once again. You've opened my eyes, Jim. That's right. Right? That's right. I say it all the time with life change alone. Same with your marriage. It's not magic, it's just math. Start looking into what your value is here or there. And then watch some ID channel and then do a little side eye over there and go. This makes a whole lot of sense. She starts seeing this. This is just giving ide. It's different for women too, because they can replace us easier. You single? They're not doing any better than that. None of us. No. Wander around trying to. It's gonna be a tough, tough wander around with half of our money gone or some dead lady in our history. Women don't want to be part of that. Got a dead wife. The next lady that comes in might be crazy. Easy. What are you laughing at? Vasquez?

[Dick Toledo]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Uhoh. I'm just grinding up. I worry about him.

[Brett Fetting]

You're talking too much.

[Brady Bogan]

He's saying too many things. Don't mean to. Oh, jeez. Just talking about insurance and stuff. It says. I don't want to sound like a racist, but imagine the murder rate in the West Valley if they had more life insurance than they did car washes. That's very true. And I don't know that that's racist. There's a lot of white car. But I see what you're saying. Jesus. There'd be a whole lot more. Like there'd be State Farm in stickers on the back of pickup trucks in old English. They would be celebrating the insurance companies anyway. What do you got on the big board of musical treats out there? Brett with the perfect. You're like the Dr. Phil of marriage. I'm gonna only go to you. You gotta make her think that the axe is about to drop.

[Brett Fetting]

Trust each other.

[Dick Toledo]

That's right.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it isn't about it you trust each other just fine.

[Dick Toledo]

I trust her.

[Brady Bogan]

You trust each other 100%. You get K. You get murder and trust confused.

[Brett Fetting]

I do.

[Brady Bogan]

You can trust someone and murder them just like they can trust you. And like you're not going to step out and do anything like that. Murder is different. Murders, money. Murder is like independence. It's not about trusting. Trust that they won't kill you. Never do that.

[Brett Fetting]

No.

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, right there by the Hawes trailhead. Go ahead and check them out. Big grand opening happening February 22nd. John and I'll be hanging out with you guys.

[Brett Fetting]

That's the hard opening there.

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

Of the actionrideshop.com you guys need a wife like mine. This says my wife would never ever hire a hitman. I do everything for her. I take care of our kid by myself. I take care of her. I'm a trophy husband and I am more valuable alive than dead. Signed Nathan Sutherland. Yeah, that's exactly right. And you knew it. So you knew that that doesn't exist. Brady. Fired off the Nathan Sutherland joke first. That's the only way you can count on your wife not trying to kill you as she's in a coma. And even still, look what happened. Bitch still got him thrown in jail. He's in jail. She still, you know, didn't stand her birth control.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, on the list, Judas Priest, Megadeth, Sepultura, the Cult, Motorhead, Brugera, Electric Call Boys, new one, Iron Maiden.

[Brady Bogan]

What's Brugira?

[Dick Toledo]

That's that. I think it's a Mexican metal band. Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Van Halen's gotta be Bruhillia.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I think it's something like that.

[Brady Bogan]

We won't do that.

[Dick Toledo]

Van Halen finished what you started. For the Hitman, a motorhead killed by Death. For The Hitman Authority 0 Mexican radio for all the protests going on.

[Brady Bogan]

Keep it up. Do it in Scottsdale, though. Do it somewhere. We'll see on TV nationally the Waste Management open when it's interrupted today by protesters and the immigrants. Amazing news story. Incredible coverage. And Buffalo stays home. Buffalo and Philly and Kansas City and Yucky Yuck Indiana and Springfield and your place on all of Ohio and most of Pennsylvania. And they stay home. Mexicans are running that place. It's too bad, too. It looks beautiful. That's what I want. Everyone watching the TV this week says, too bad place is gorgeous. Look at it visually. And they've just ruined it. Overrun with migrants and national white pride people. We didn't see that everywhere. Again, I'm not saying we mean it. I'm just saying when the TV cameras are on, wave like Elon and just keep Buffalo out and everybody here will understand. Jesus. What's going on in Phoenix? We'll get a little bad press, but that's good. I like the bruh area because I haven't heard it yet. Is it good? Oh, this was. What's henchado Chingazos?

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know. You should probably look that up because I have no idea.

[Brady Bogan]

Chingazos is like a throw down. Han do. I don't have my. I don't think my duolingo is up to that word yet. Hechando la migra. I know. And that's another brujille. Maybe we just go with Electric Callboy, since that's just gonna be guaranteed awesome.

[Dick Toledo]

Making or throwing, so probably throwing.

[Brady Bogan]

Throwing. Chingazos. That's throwing fists. Yeah. Hey, chando, is. Is.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know if it's clean in Spanish or not. I have no idea.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think there's any rules against it.

[Dick Toledo]

Pick it. That's your call boy. Or Roger.

[Brady Bogan]

Ah. I'm gonna let you choose. It's your moment. Shine. You make so many good decisions. Your 50, 50 marriage. You. You're my guiding light. You're my North Star.

[Dick Toledo]

I do kind of want to hear that. That electric call that we played yesterday for the Wake up song.

[Brady Bogan]

We go for the.

[Dick Toledo]

The new releases.

[Brady Bogan]

The new Electric Call boy there. All right, we'll go with that. And bruharia, again, you've been sent home, so to speak. You'll not be part of this. This morning. You do have to say. I do have to admit. I have to stop watching all those crime shows because he just realized, Jesus, this is happening at an unreasonable clip. And these are the ones we all caught. These are the failures. We're watching all the failures. There's success stories out there all over the place. They ain't gonna get their own TV show for succeeding. He got a fail for it to be a show. Otherwise, it doesn't have an ending. Nothing more disappointing. Than spending an hour on people magazine investigates. And at the end, they're like, it wasn't him. What? Ah, who did it? We don't know yet. Keep your eyes open. B O L O. They say be on the lookout. Bolo. My bolo. I watched an hour so you could tell me to get some work. The hell am I doing on the couch here? And you got me now I'm searching for murderers. Bolo. I need an ending, God damn it. I need a murderer. I need that kid in the interrogation room to break down and say why his fat mother did this. And then the fat mother in the.

[Emily]

Room going, I just protected my baby.

[Brady Bogan]

And then, ah, One of the two of them did it. They both knew, though. Everybody goes to jail, but all you're watching there is the strikeouts. Six, seven networks, 24 hours a day, murder shows strikeouts. There's a lot of them that are getting away with it.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That's all I'm saying. Are you ready? Yep. Eskimo callboy that we call electric cowboy. Oh, what's. What was the Eskimo part?

[Dick Toledo]

There wasn't an Eskimo park.

[Brady Bogan]

I thought there was an Eskimo elevator up. What's the eskimo band? I don't know. Is there another one with Eskimo something, or didn't they have a song called eskimo something?

[Dick Toledo]

They might have, but they had we got the moves was the big one.

[Brady Bogan]

Thought they had some Eskimo song. I don't know if it's okay to say Eskimo anymore. I think they changed the name.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, as long as you're not talking about them living in igloos and stuff, you're probably.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they do, though.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, well, all right.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, you can't talk about their house, whitey. Eskimos don't live in igloos. That's racist. Now. I don't know. I'm not. I'm not saying all of them do, but I don't know anybody not Eskimo living in an igloo. Not all eskimos live in igloos, but all igloos are inhabited by eskimos. Fair.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Probably Eskimo is a derogatory term. All right. All Inuits don't live in igloos. But all igloos are occupied by Inuits. We don't even have igloos anymore. Yes, you do. You tell me. I walk the tundras of Alaska. I won't see one bubble dome of ice.

[Emily]

Fine.

[Brady Bogan]

What am I Thinking of there's an Eskimo something I don't. Electric Cowboy had an Eskimo song. We'll look into it. It's all right. Do this one, though. It's Electric Cowboy. Yes. Elevator operator. Arizona's most powerful rocket radio station. He said fully erect. 98kgpt still streaming Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] here in the morning 6. The emails are flowing in right now. Says John, you got me thinking. My grandma died suddenly and mysteriously. My grandpa got up one morning, went to work, and she was still asleep. Sleep. He came home for lunch. She was still in bed and dead. We all thought it was a heart attack, but my grandpa was Jewish and she wasn't. And he faced great shame from his family for marrying a non Jew. I'm wondering if he had the Jew mob take her down now. Brian, I'll go ahead and answer that for you.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, you can. You can speak on this.

[Brady Bogan]

That happened. Let me speak from. From that crew. Yeah, that. That happened. Hey, Homeberg, you got me thinking now. To. My uncle accidentally ran himself over with his own truck. There was an investigation. My aunt was so distraught, she got all the support. We coddled her for six solid years as a sad widow. Her new boyfriend then was hospitalized for accidentally ingesting a chemical. He had his esophagus burned out. His stomach was ruined, and he lived for a little while. But then he did finally pass. He left a note, however, that said, I put nothing in my own drink. Cryptic. It is actually one of those shows you're talking about. It was also a Dateline episode. We were all oblivious until she did it again. Mike Brett's marriage is perfect. This guy says, I just asked my wife if I died, what's the first thing you'd get rid of? Without hesitation, she said, that stupid room of toys. I collect action figures. But that's beside the point. She had an immediate answer. You're dead, bro. She has thought about this.

[Dick Toledo]

You're dead.

[Brady Bogan]

Chief Brett's marriage is perfect. It's the only one that is. Vincent taught everybody a lesson. You think if I asked Ronnie right now? It's the first thing you do. If Brady died. Oh, those beer cans are gone.

[Dick Toledo]

They're gonna be at the recycling place tomorrow.

[Brady Bogan]

Immediately. Like before the. Before the coroner even has your sheeted body pulled out of the house. There's trash cans just with beer can noises in them, clearing out the shelves. Truth. Well, Chuck Powell. Our old buddy Chuck Powell, his dad. Boy, I'm pretty sure she's Trying to kill me. The woman he was with. He's like, dad, I don't know what you're saying. I'm sick all the time. I'm. I should be healthy as a horse. I can't figure out what's going on. She was poisoning him slowly, trying to kill him.

[Dick Toledo]

Sixth sense style with the little Pine Sol and stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Little tiny bits. A little bit. Keeping him sick. Keeping him sick. Keeping him sick. She was trying to kill him.

[Dick Toledo]

Him.

[Brady Bogan]

And he's like, they. And I think it was Pal's sister, confronted her and said, we know what you're doing. This man is not. This is not how the doctors are. Like, we can't figure out why you're always sick. You go to the doctor all the time. They can't figure it out. And finally they confronted her and it stopped. I got better, like, immediately after. He stayed with her, too. Oh. Idiot. I gotta. I gotta leave her. Oh. Pal's story about his dad is. That woman trying to kill him is hysterical. Circle. They are full Southern Illinois people of hillbilly status 10. It's pretty amazing. So. And just saying. Brett, we got our eyes on you. You're doing great. Some guy says to me, you'll be fine, John. Women love stray dogs and ugly guys that make them laugh. And I'm like, so you're telling me to kill? I can't think of it from a man's rational perspective. Girls are like, derp. He's cute. I'll keep him. Yeah. I don't know. I think. I think you're underestimating their juice. Edward. It's time for the Brady Report. All the news that only Brady knows. And you do it now. Brady report it.

[Brett Fetting]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Brady Bogan]

Hi.

[Brett Fetting]

Happy National Fart Day.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Fetting]

Farts have been very important throughout history, John.

[Dick Toledo]

There we go.

[Brady Bogan]

Boy.

[Brett Fetting]

The Jewish War, written by Josephus. During Passover celebration of 44 BC, a Roman soldier exposed his naked backside and farted and spoke some inappropriate words to a group of Jews who reacted by stoning all the soldiers in sight.

[Brady Bogan]

Probably more the words than the farting.

[Brett Fetting]

The soldiers called back up and a riot broke out, and it led to the death of 10,000 people. Mostly Jews.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Which is why, in the meaning of life, that the threat was often. I fart in your general direction.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah. 1781, Ben Franklin wrote a poem, Fart proudly. It was an essay, actually. He would only share it with his close friends.

[Brady Bogan]

Farts or the poem.

[Brett Fetting]

The poem.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Because it was classless and Ben had a reputation it was off brand. So Ben made people laugh by saying. I also wrote this.

[Brett Fetting]

Rats are very impressive breeders. With one pair having the potential produce 15,000 descendants in one year.

[Brady Bogan]

Jesus.

[Brett Fetting]

That's because young rats reach sexual maturity and just two or three months old.

[Brady Bogan]

That's pretty good. So in a couple months they can make more rats. Yep. Pretty impressive. To landlord over. Did you go down to Tucson yesterday? No. You didn't make it? No.

[John Holmberg]

Gotta reschedule because the apartment complex isn't ready for the big move yet.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, I thought he had an interview or something.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Did he have a job interview? That's. Yeah. Yes. Yes, he did. How's an apartment complex not ready for someone to.

[John Holmberg]

When? I've been telling them about this since December.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. Huh.

[Brett Fetting]

An ox is just a cow that's been domesticated. Most likely castrated. A trained and trained to pull stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, a cow wouldn't be castrated.

[Brett Fetting]

No, they're saying.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you're saying there would be a. You're the one who heard it from.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah, well. But they're saying an ox.

[Brady Bogan]

Who's there? You're the one.

[Brett Fetting]

Farmers.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Yeah, that was. That was your defense to cows. Don't get castrated. Just the words and ox.

[Brett Fetting]

A domesticated cow you call a working cow is called an ox.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, but they can't. Can't castrate a cow.

[Brett Fetting]

Cow a bowl.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, there you go. Just clearing it up, that's all. Just got a little confused. Brady get all indignant when you say something confusing.

[Brett Fetting]

Well, if that includes all cows, I'm saying like a bull would be a cow, right?

[Brady Bogan]

What? Okay, I'm just making it clear.

[Brett Fetting]

A poll of what? America's perfect day.

[Dick Toledo]

Pissy.

[Brady Bogan]

You know why? Because he's first time his lies. He's worried about getting murdered.

[John Holmberg]

And it's national fart days.

[Brady Bogan]

Got a lot going on. Started making sense to him about 15, 20 minutes ago. Wait a minute.

[Emily]

That stinks.

[Brett Fetting]

A new poll Ass people asked America what the perfect day would look like.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh boy.

[Brett Fetting]

6 hours and 54 minutes of sleep. 2 hours of eating. 3 hours of family time.

[Dick Toledo]

No.

[Brett Fetting]

1 hour and 24 minutes hanging out with friends. 1 hour and 6 minutes hang with pets.

[Brady Bogan]

This is dumb.

[Brett Fetting]

3 hours and 6 minutes watching TV.

[Brady Bogan]

Where's the blowjobs in the lottery wins?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

A perfect day. And you.

[Brett Fetting]

1 hour and 24 minutes spent on hobbies.

[Brady Bogan]

You spent. Look you. First off, they asked a bunch of really lame people what a perfect day is. If an hour and a Half of it is hanging out with you. Oh, just being friendly with. But no. Where's my lottery win? Where's jackpots? Where's blowjobs?

[Brett Fetting]

48 minutes of exercise. 48 minutes exercise. Shopping.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Just constant. You can't get away from people wanting to blow you.

[Brett Fetting]

42 minute nap.

[Brady Bogan]

You already slept for seven hours?

[Brett Fetting]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

That an eight for two.

[Dick Toledo]

42 minute nap. Why not 40 minutes or 45 minutes?

[Brady Bogan]

They regulated through. Every lame person asks.

[Dick Toledo]

These people suck.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Average.

[Brady Bogan]

What's your perfect day?

[Brett Fetting]

Average person says they expect to have 16 perfect days in 2025.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. So dumb. Someone says, what's your perfect day? And you're like 6 hours and 44 minutes of sleep. Why did you wake up? Blowjob. Somebody's blowing me. That's. That's the start to a perfect day. And if it. Your day has no chance of being perfect. If you aren't blown awake then 53 minutes. Damn it. A relative you don't know dies and you get $6 million. And that's the while you're getting blown. You get that call if you want a perfect day. Not just nice day.

[John Holmberg]

Your perfect day involves death.

[Brady Bogan]

Somebody's death. As long as I benefit from it.

[Dick Toledo]

Absolutely.

[Brett Fetting]

It's a busy day. That perfect day.

[Brady Bogan]

What? That's three minutes is all I've covered.

[Brett Fetting]

No, I'm saying their list that they have.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, look. Calling friends and having lunch. Dumb.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a bunch of broads answers.

[Brady Bogan]

It is. That's a postinos y. We interviewed 100 boring Gilbert moms on what their perfect day was. And that's why blowjobs weren't mentioned.

[Emily]

That's not part of a perfect day.

[Brett Fetting]

That's. That's horrible.

[Brady Bogan]

Christ.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what happens when you move to Gilbert.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you moving to Gilbert? You're close to a different part. Hell no.

[John Holmberg]

A more open part of me.

[Dick Toledo]

I'd be selling house.

[Brady Bogan]

But if somebody says, what's your perfect day? And you don't start it off with, all right, well, I'm laying there sleeping. I'm feeling pretty good about my sleep. I might be in rem and suddenly somebody's giving me an old Fashioned. My eyes open and I see that. Like, this is a perfect day. What a start to a perfect day. Phone rings right as she's getting painted. Hello. Do you remember Uncle Ronald? No. He left you $5 billion. This is a perfect day. Last thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna start this creative. Like spend an hour and 34 minutes just hanging Out. Did anybody win a lottery or anything? No.

[Emily]

No. Thanks.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the worst day ever. That sounds like a day I avoid. Chores.

[Brett Fetting]

Busy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Workouts, chores, hanging out with friends. Dumb. I can do that every day. How's that? Perfect.

[Brett Fetting]

Another poll asked people what their least and favorite month is. January is the least favorite, right? February 2nd.

[Brady Bogan]

I was going to say your least month. Your least favorite and favorite month.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah. Favorite month.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like September, December, September, October, October. Yeah. Then December, all the sports at once.

[Brett Fetting]

Then May, then June.

[Brady Bogan]

Weather turns. It's really nice.

[Brett Fetting]

But after the January and February, August.

[Brady Bogan]

Is the third most favorite or least favorite.

[John Holmberg]

It's the hottest month usually.

[Brady Bogan]

January is probably my least favorite month. It just feels like it resets to more grind. Yeah. Yeah. Like you're back to zero. It's like you climbed a hill and then you're back at the bottom of the hill. January feels like the beginning. Here we go again. What does this garbage year have in store for me? Me. How come I didn't wake up with a blowjob in a lottery win? Do you remember Aunt Agnes? No, I don't. Hold on. I have to towel off someone here real quick. I've started a perfect day. And Agnes passed away unexpectedly and left you everything good. Christ. Really? Oh, that right. There's a perfect day. And then you just kind of hang out. Oh, and then you get to call your work and tell everybody. You can all off now. And Agnes dot I'm out.

[John Holmberg]

That I think is everyone's perfect day. Perfect day being able to tell off your boss with no repercussions because you're moving on.

[Brady Bogan]

Then you put a thong on and rollerblade around a lake and you go home. It's a perfect day. Yep. Just to tell everybody I can do whatever I want anytime I want.

[John Holmberg]

Brett, you got a song ready for your perfect day?

[Brady Bogan]

It's for you, Aunt Agnes. It's like sparklers hanging out of my ass. I Perfect day does not include two hours of eating and friendly time.

[Brett Fetting]

A drunk driver in Connecticut was so hammered on Saturday, he didn't realize he was missing a tire. Somewhere near Greenwich, Connecticut. Someone called the cops around 11pm they said a car on the i95 was driving on three wheels and it was all over the road. The driver was 28 year old Hector Estrella. Cops caught up with him, confirmed with him that you're missing a tire. They said his car was emitting plumes of smoke, sparks. He was only going about 30mph, but swerving all over the place. And then he sped up to 70. Turn the lights on. The two cops had to box him in to get him to stop. Reeked of booze. His eyes were bloodshot. Eventually admitted that he'd been drinking and smoking weed. Despite all the smoke, he said he was unaware that he's driving on a rim.

[Brady Bogan]

That'll stand out. You're gonna get caught.

[Brett Fetting]

There's his mug shot. And there's a little stain on the jacket. That's yak.

[Brady Bogan]

No, he threw up a little bit.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah, it's orange in the color picture.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Yuck.

[Brett Fetting]

Here's another one. Couple of teens thought this would be a funny prank and put it on TikTok.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, Ben says, you know, my completely perfect day was ruined because I started with a bj. I haven't won the lottery yet, though. But it got wrecked when I heard Brady tell a useless story about perfect days that are complete BS. That's exactly right. 100 boring wives of Gilbert were surveyed.

[Emily]

Just a couple of drinks with friends, a nap.

[Brady Bogan]

What you unambitious lot.

[Brett Fetting]

So Kane Villarreal and lane Burch. Kane's 19, Lane's 18. These two gentlemen thought it would be hilarious for a little TikTok prank. Let's go by this elementary school and there's a couple of kids walking home after school. Seven and a nine year old. And they said, hey, you kids want to be kidnapped?

[Brady Bogan]

Pretty straightforward.

[Brett Fetting]

Kids took off. God. Ran back to the house, told the parents what happened. They called the cops, and the boys were basically saying, hey, we thought it'd be a funny tick tock.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, not a lot of kidnappers start with a. Do you wanna. Yeah, they just do it. They're not really into what you want. You want to get kidnapped? Not today, thanks. All right, next. Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

Just give me coffee, dinner.

[Brady Bogan]

I am. Here's my card.

[Brett Fetting]

In food news, McDonald's is bringing back Uncle O. Grimy.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what that is. Who's that guy?

[Brett Fetting]

That's Grimace's uncle. To promote the Shamrock Shake. He's been throughout the time. I think he's been in three or four.

[Brady Bogan]

He's been throughout time.

[Brett Fetting]

Throughout the time of McDonald's.

[Emily]

He is forever. He is the father, the Son and the holy Ghost. He is Uncle Grimacey. Oh, Grimace. What's his name?

[Brett Fetting]

Uncle O. Grimacey.

[Emily]

Oh, that's good stuff, Freddie. And he comes by, promotes the Shamrock Shake. Because he's green.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Emily]

Right. Because he's drunk like most uncles.

[Brett Fetting]

First time he showed up in 1975.

[Emily]

He'S like, you know, What?

[Brett Fetting]

Must have been seen since the, by the way, mid-80s.

[John Holmberg]

Curious placement of the shake in this middle one makes it look like they're both giving you the finger.

[Emily]

Hey, S. Here's the thing about Uncle O. Grimacey is that he's an uncle. And he, like all ASU girls see when they see him, is a big green drunk guy that reminds them of a thumb that's coming their way. You're about to get thumbed, Theresa, by your big drunk green uncle. You get that shamrock shake in my belly and I'll let you thumb me.

[John Holmberg]

Is that what happened with your uncle?

[Emily]

Oh, my God. My uncle handled me badly with a shake. Whenever I see a fat drunk coming at me, I think uncle and son.

[Brady Bogan]

Ah.

[Emily]

And I just run when we go. Go get those, Freddie. Gotta prepare very soon. How come Grimace can't do it? Why don't they have purple shakes?

[Brett Fetting]

They do.

[Emily]

They do.

[Brett Fetting]

You have a Grimace shake and that actually helped sales of McDonald's about 10%. Since the spring of 2023, they've gone up purple shakes flavors. Purple shakes.

[Emily]

Eggplant.

[Brett Fetting]

I haven't had.

[Emily]

No, don't start that. I'll turn you off.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah, I haven't had the purple shake yet. I want to get a Grimace.

[Emily]

What's the flavor of purple? What are you from the inner city? Purple's not a flavor.

[Brett Fetting]

It is plum.

[Emily]

Plum shakes.

[Dick Toledo]

There's some ceiling tiles.

[Emily]

That's right. You, Brady. My perfect day would be if you drop dead right now. All right, I gotta go.

[Brett Fetting]

How about a Hormel Pep pepperoni pizza?

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Fetting]

The pepperonis are shaped hearts for Valentine's Day.

[Emily]

I already love my pizza. I don't even remind me.

[John Holmberg]

Ralphie, the Grimace shake is berry flavored.

[Emily]

Berry. See, Brady, that's all you had to do.

[Brady Bogan]

Purple.

[Emily]

Thanks a lot, Debrady.

[Brett Fetting]

What kind of shake you want?

[Emily]

I'll have the flavor. And I gotta go. The food News is pissing me off.

[Dick Toledo]

That never happens. He never gets pissed at food News.

[Brady Bogan]

You're messing around with flavors.

[Dick Toledo]

Way to go, Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

Purple flavor flavor. Purple drink.

[Brett Fetting]

Aldi, the grocery store, have you had.

[Brady Bogan]

A Grimace purple drink?

[Brett Fetting]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I said. Just ask. Don't yell at me. I'm just asking a question.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know that.

[Brett Fetting]

I got.

[Dick Toledo]

Too bad Bradin isn't here. We could ever bring some.

[Brady Bogan]

We don't have anybody to go get a stuffing brattle. We do. Who can we enslave downstairs like we. There's nobody that's.

[John Holmberg]

There is a new guy. Have a new.

[Brady Bogan]

We get the new guy. Who's the new guy?

[Brett Fetting]

The new general sales manager.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that guy.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah. We can put him to work.

[Brady Bogan]

What's his name? Neil.

[Brett Fetting]

Nick.

[Brady Bogan]

Nick.

[Brett Fetting]

He's new me.

[John Holmberg]

If you're listening, we require Grimace shakes.

[Brady Bogan]

Just pop downstairs and tell Brattle and to go get us food and stuff. She'd do it because she's poor and needed it.

[John Holmberg]

You think Maga Emily would. Would no do that.

[Brady Bogan]

She feeds herself. That was the good thing about Brattle. And it's like you say, hey, go get us some sodas. Can I get something like. Yeah, sure. That's all she'd go for. Like a ho h. She'd show up and like, get you anything for a free meal. Now we don't have any desperate pours downstairs like we used to, so all the.

[Brett Fetting]

The stores are catching a little heat because they have some children's toys that are available there. Plush. Some plushies. And one of them's a dog with a bone. And the people say, do you see what this dog and the bone, what it's looking like? And there's a picture of it. No, definitely phallic.

[Brady Bogan]

Little pillow boner.

[Brett Fetting]

Get a little boner.

[Brady Bogan]

Reggie says, since you talk about getting killed by your wife, your boy Grady sounds a little on edge. I think he might snap.

[Dick Toledo]

Grady's in trouble.

[Brady Bogan]

Hashtag goals.

[John Holmberg]

Someone just sent this in on text. Also, since next week's Valentine's Day, say, hey, Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

Romance of the Dollar General General. Show your love this Valentine's Day with a surf and turf from Dollar General. It's a. What is that? Sardines. Boone. Strawberry Hill on a red Solo cup.

[Brett Fetting]

Those Vienna.

[Brady Bogan]

Vienna sausage, 7.99.

[Brett Fetting]

That's solid.

[John Holmberg]

You get one candle.

[Dick Toledo]

Maybe. Imagine the broad you're scoring with that. Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

She tries hard.

[Dick Toledo]

No, she wouldn't.

[Brady Bogan]

But she smells like sardines. Oh, gosh, that's.

[Dick Toledo]

That's for the Mercury fan in your life.

[Brady Bogan]

My dad used to crack those with that little weird rolled sardines open. Put butter on white bread and lay those dead fish across the top of the buttered bread and eat them like in front of people. Like, that's sadistic. You don't do that in front of people. You don't take a bite a half of fish. You don't realize that. So sardines. Dead fish. Yeah. There's no like any fish meaning to them and salt and like an olive stink and fish. And he put them on buttered brush bread. It's Swedish. Swedish. People eat garbage food. Just crap. Absolute crap food Put enough salt on it, they'll eat a shoe.

[John Holmberg]

Only thing I've ever done out of a can was smoke clams and oysters.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, come on.

[Brett Fetting]

Come on, man.

[Brady Bogan]

That's such trash.

[Brett Fetting]

It was on one of our camp houses or, you know, the regular food for someone. KUPD staff might have been that they ate clams. They'd eat the smoke. Poked oysters out of the rollback cans.

[John Holmberg]

Not a fan.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Oh, if you key open a can and start eating seafood. Get off my planet.

[Brett Fetting]

Got a couple of radio videos.

[Brady Bogan]

No, first.

[Brett Fetting]

First one's a dude on motorcycle kissing the curb.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Oh, he's doing a wheelie, though. He's. He's showing off a little bit. Oh, bad, bad wheelie. Out of control.

[Brett Fetting]

Ow.

[Brady Bogan]

Sideways. Face down on the curb.

[Brett Fetting]

Smash.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man.

[Emily]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

He. The only thing that hits the curb is his face. Oh, my Lord. That noise is. That's American History X without the other guy.

[Dick Toledo]

That movie makes me cringe.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't. I don't think I've ever watched it. Yeah, I don't think my eyes have allowed me to finish.

[Dick Toledo]

I kind of look away.

[Brady Bogan]

Do the show it will.

[Dick Toledo]

They show his head going.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't. I don't. All I see is his foot lift and my head turns away. I can't. Yeah, I've tried to, like. Okay, just watch. Can't do it.

[Brett Fetting]

Next one is a show at India's SeaWorld. And after today's fun fact, this is ox skiing.

[Brady Bogan]

But here's the problem with India's SeaWorld. You can't see the whales in the dirt water. It's brown water.

[Brett Fetting]

Pond, pond, world.

[Brady Bogan]

It is. That was exactly what I picked, Richard. So they're in the water and then the two oxen running across the poop covered water. It is poop water. There's a dude water skiing between the oxen. Where's this India? And he is water skiing. Hanging the tails. You'll never see Brad and the oxen. Oh. Oh, it's just disgusting. That country tree last Wednesday. Oh, man. It's a fun weekend night, John. Oh, my God.

[Brett Fetting]

Couple of gals biking and stopping to do a selfie near a train.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no, no.

[Brett Fetting]

It happens pretty quick.

[Brady Bogan]

They're standing there next to train tracks taking selfies while one goes by. Is she too close? Oh, that one is. Oh, was that lady's head? Yes, she just bent over taking a selfie by the train. There is a South park where people were taking. Were posing in front of trains and they were getting run over like crazy because it was the new Internet trend. South park was kidding. It's now reality. Take a selfie before the train. This is ridiculous. Anyone who didn't believe Darwin was right needs to just reassess ass. Oh, my God. And how do you go to that funeral and have people tell you it's a part of God's plan? Like, stop it. She died doing what she, like, died doing. She was loving biking and had wonderful day enjoying modern engineering. And then of course, God took that angel. Like, really? He couldn't just do it in her sleep. When in the world will you go to a funeral and go, what? What a dumb. That was like, can somebody give an honest speech at a funeral? You heard how she died, right? This was stupid. If it wasn't a train, it was something else. Who raised her hoops? Raise your hand if you're her parents. Great. Shame on you.

[Brett Fetting]

Looks like I need new helmet.

[Brady Bogan]

What an idiot. Anyway, I'm not glad she's dead, but I'm glad she didn't kill me in the process of knowing her.

[Brett Fetting]

It said she survived.

[Brady Bogan]

It did?

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

She's alive.

[Brett Fetting]

It. It kind of says, drinking out of Australia. Yeah, bad selfie, that, but survived.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the other two survived. This the picture taker? There's no way they want to get hit in the head. Really?

[Brett Fetting]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, good.

[Brett Fetting]

Just says it in the comment.

[Brady Bogan]

Then you can tell her to her face, you dumb moron. Twain picture. Yeah, great. Good job. Now what's part of the plan? You just got maimed doing what you love. How come no one ever says that? How come when you get run over on your bike and you just love biking. Oh, I love biking. And you fall and break your spine. No one ever says, well, at least you were incapacitated doing what you loved. No one ever tells a living guy that you have to die doing what you love for people to glorify it. Well, he was turned into a vegetable doing what he loved. I hate that phrase so much. And dying doing what they loved. What if he lived and he was just, like, unable to do anything ever again? Well, then he was put into a vegetative quadriplegic state doing what he loved. Let's ask him if he. If he thinks that's true. Did you. Would you do this? You love doing what you. You love that day, right? He said, no. No. Twice. He's just ringing a bell. Salamanca. No, he says he didn't die. He didn't get incapacitated doing what he loved. Would you do it again? And have the same results because you love the act so much. No, again. We gotta stop that stupid phrase. Died doing what he loves. Loved. You know what he used to love doing? Finishing the act. He loved doing. That was the best part of it. We got all the way to the end. Britain. I like mountain biking, but I've never turned to him in the middle and go, yeah, if we got killed right now, I'd be fine with it. Never. Brett, what do you got?

[Dick Toledo]

All right, we got a couple. We had a couple for Brady. This one was especially sent over for Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, boy.

[Dick Toledo]

No, no, you'll. This is an elephant scratching a stomach.

[Brady Bogan]

Scratching Brady's stomach. Where'd you get this?

[Brett Fetting]

Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. With this giant. Wow. Did you just say. I've seen this.

[Brett Fetting]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

That's probably an admission. You don't shout that out.

[Emily]

Oh, yeah, this old chestnut. I watch it twice a day.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at the size of that elephant.

[John Holmberg]

How about the control?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, no kidding, man. Impressive.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. That's awesome.

[John Holmberg]

You said perfect day earlier, John.

[Brady Bogan]

There it is. Wake up with one of those. Not an elephant, but one. You know what I mean?

[Dick Toledo]

And Donovan sent this. Donovan sent this one over. Since Brady loves Kenny Loggins so much.

[Brady Bogan]

That half a man. It looks like. Oh, Jesus. It's a nude, completely deformed thing and also transsexual. It is a half a man with little tiny, nubby legs doing. Wow. It was doing sexy dances. All right, let me. Let me tell. Whatever. It was doing sexy dances with its deformed. What is that? Thalidomide? Is that what causes this and turned from sexy dances into some guy boning it? It is. This is illegal. No one should possess this. Look at its little penis.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

This is the mysterious case of Natalia Grace gone wrong. This is so wrong. Natalia Grace is a new documentary.

[Dick Toledo]

I mean, I should just send it there because I don't think I'm gonna.

[Brady Bogan]

Be able to talk. What in the. Okay, let me watch that again. Because it starts off just trying to tease us with a deformed person doing sexy dances. And the legs are like pipe cleaners. And it's a. It's a. It's. It's a dude with walking on his hands because he's gotten a lower body in a bunch of different dresses and then hypercuts right into this deformed thing. Wow. Blowing Dave Attell for some reason. Like, you know what would be a 69 position? If there was a lower half to the thing. It's just a six. And then I guess you call that reverse cowgirl but it's more just trapped. Suitcase.

[Brett Fetting]

Davitel's going to town, though.

[Brady Bogan]

And a tail is like liking. You can actually feel that in her. His shoulders. Good crush. Christ. Well, at least he died doing what he loved. Yes. That makes the top 10. That's in the.

[Dick Toledo]

Put that in the fire.

[Brady Bogan]

My God. All right. You're not supposed to those. Those things are supposed to. Divergence. Wow.

[Dick Toledo]

Then there's this one.

[Brady Bogan]

It's little tiny traffic. Oh, a person just smashed into somebody's car. Like a human body.

[Brett Fetting]

Looks like it's. It's weird.

[Brady Bogan]

This guy trying to cross the road. He gets hit by another car. And then he sells him antifreeze. Looks.

[Brett Fetting]

It's weird.

[Brady Bogan]

Then the guy gets up and tries to give him. Yeah, maybe it is fake, but I don't know. That's pretty good. If it is. My windshields are pretty tough. He doesn't seem even worried, but Russians are tough. I've.

[Dick Toledo]

And let's see.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, show me that thing again real quick. I want to see that dancing around again. I haven't gotten. I haven't. Well, I haven't absorbed the entire. The entirety of it. I'm still. The shock's gone. And now I can look for details. What's all over his walls? Pause that.

[Brett Fetting]

It's women.

[Brady Bogan]

Was one Jody Foster? I think that's Jody Foster in the bottom, right? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you might be right.

[Brady Bogan]

There's this collage of. Or is it pictures of women on.

[John Holmberg]

The wall from like the 60s?

[Brady Bogan]

Also, why the king size bed? Why a king size? You could be in a crib. Looks proportional. No. You think maybe it's just because of what it's next to, how big he.

[John Holmberg]

Looks next to it?

[Brady Bogan]

I guess.

[John Holmberg]

I think that's a toddler bed.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it could be a single. It just looks like a king size next to the thing. All right.

[John Holmberg]

Same with the dresser. That dresser isn't that big.

[Brady Bogan]

Head to toe. You know what this is a result of? Have disappointed parents at birth. That's why this. This thing's life went so sideways.

[Dick Toledo]

So this thing starts making cash.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, it's strong. Upper body strength is ridiculous. And then there goes right into that. And it takes you a second because it's transvestite also. So it's wearing women's clothes and has makeup on and long hair. And then so like David's hell and David and then the anal wiener. Oh, my God. This is the worst day in that person's life. Just when you thought things couldn't get worse.

[Dick Toledo]

And no, I Will not send this one out to anyone.

[Brady Bogan]

Those things are supposed to divergence. Actually, those things are supposed to be put into a fire.

[Dick Toledo]

You know, that's early on in life.

[Brady Bogan]

Not allowed to.

[Dick Toledo]

I can't top that one. We're just.

[Brett Fetting]

And that's your wild, wild world.

[Brady Bogan]

Give me another one. Give me one more.

[Dick Toledo]

You want another one?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, go ahead. None of that. Oh, okay. Show me the last video. Well, we go cleanse my palate a little.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay. Here's a bulge in the stomach like.

[Brady Bogan]

That lump Kenny Loggins. Brady follows. It's just a head and a puddle of skin no one should be.

[Brett Fetting]

He needs love.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no. That isn't love, Brady. What you just watched is not love. That's not a Valentine's. Oh. This is a lady stuffing something in her bottom. It's a toy. And you can see it in her tummy. It's all the way up in her skinny body. And her tummy is showing the. Oh, my gosh, that thing's big. It's going way up by her rib cage. Wow. That looks like Alien. That's pretty neat. So much more attractive than the other one, though. That's art compared to the last thing. Yeah. When you've got all the limbs and it's not. It's not that you lost him in a wreck. Those weren't nubs. Those were deformities.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That should have gone out in the Wednesday blue bit. Like when the parents saw it the first time. I went, put that in the blue bin. We're gonna try again. That one's way beyond repair. That's not just like a little problem. That's not. That's. Why is Wild America playing. I'm doing that. Well, because we don't know what that was.

[Dick Toledo]

It was pretty wild.

[Brett Fetting]

The elephant opened it up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And the parents didn't do a good job with her. Him. Imagine being the dad of that thing. That's my little fella right here. He's got a deformity. Oh, yeah. And then he's. Why are you wearing eye makeup, Cuz? Dad, I think I'm in the bot. I'm in the wrong body. We know you're in the wrong body. Nobody should want this body.

[Brett Fetting]

You have to have a body.

[Brady Bogan]

I want to take it in the ass on the Internet. Oh, sweet Jesus, don't do this to me.

[Brett Fetting]

See the cash I'm making?

[Brady Bogan]

How much more disappointment can you provide? You know what that dad never said. The two proudest moments of my life. I've. The day I got married and the birth of my. That thing he pays his rent. The birth of Peter over here. I told you to call me Patricia. I will never do it. You are Peter, the deformed boy.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, somebody's mad at our videos.

[Brady Bogan]

Why? Oh, because of horrible things that are happening. People say this. These morons. Who are they talking to? Just talking. These morons think they're on a talk show or radio. No one can see what they're talking about. Listening to six year old men to watch porno is disgusting. I change the channel every morning when they start doing this. Yeah, but you come back for the words earlier, don't you? All right. It is gross to watch Brady watch porn. That's kind of the fun of it. But it isn't porn. If this is porn to you, you're the weirdo. I welcome you to leave the station because you're crazy if you thought that was sexually exciting. An elephant scratching its belly with its huge penis. I'm painting a mental picture for you. If you call that porn, you're the problem. Listening to a 60 year old man watch porn, that is gross. We're not doing that. I didn't say, hey, Brett, put up something sexy so we can watch Brady get half hard. Then you'd be onto something. I do like that though. Anyway, I'm creeped out by that thing. Not sure I like that. There you go, everybody. That is your Brady Report. It's 98K, upd, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming. Homberg's Morning sickness online at 98k UK. How do we get on that? It's Papa Roach right there. Getting away with murder. There's a theme today.

[Dick Toledo]

I crucifix.

[Brady Bogan]

Somebody said you guys were watching the deformed Trans ladies, man. Having sex. I don't know if any of you heard it, but in the background Dick Toledo mumbled. At least he probably pays his rent on time. I did not hear that. Toledo with a gem. Most of the time when he's talking, we want to turn it down. And when he's. When he knocks us out of the yard, it's a mumble. Come on, man. If you're going to participate, participate. Just don't talk over everybody and try to keep it limited to one Toledo quote a day. Speaking of trans, I did some research. Yeah, that's right, Brady. I did some research yesterday. You know, what's that? That's right. Well, research is when you are interested in something and then you look deeper into it and ask a couple of questions. Am I on the right page here. I know my personal feelings about the whole transgender athlete situation. In fact, I know exactly how I feel about the entire transgender situation. And I'll tell you, I don't care what you do, but I do think that a lot of you are goofed up. I think all things can be true at once. Tons of people that think they're trans are just mentally deranged and some of them are getting a bad rap because the mentally deranged ones make it harder for them. All things can be true at once. They're not a homogenized group of single thoughts, thought, mono thinking human beings who just happen to have one thing in common. Some are awesome, some are assholes, some are confused, deranged mental patients. And some are people going through a real struggle. That's a very real thing. We shouldn't make them all one big thing unless it's this sports deal. And I also know how I feel about that. I don't think a transgender man should be able to swap out, as we saw in the Olympics, and box women of the same way. 140 pound man is stronger than 140 pound woman. It is not even. I've been in the boxing ring just sparring with a woman who is a hundred and about 155 pounds and she was looking to like be a pro. And all I did was run defense. My job was to run defense and then occasionally pin her in a corner and put weight on her. She tried to punch her way out. I wasn't allowed to hit her. Why? They said I'd kill her. I'm not that strong. But the worry was. And it's also a bad look, look, I'm not going to stand in there and punch a woman, but I got to, I'll do it. At tactical black, we get into those situations where it's self defense. It's usually man versus women because, you know, it's clearly an advantage of strength. Some of those ladies up there, by the way, you don't want to get punched by them. There's a few of them that look, look little. They'll. It's like getting hit by rebar. They're awful. One lady couldn't stop finding my solar plexus and knocking the wind out of me every time I tried. And I wasn't going 100%, neither was she. But fair enough. But I do know that in a real battle of sport, fighting a man and a woman, it's an automatic unfair advantage. So I'm sitting there thinking, trump's talking about like banning it all together. And there's this uproar the left and there was some meeting yesterday in downtown Chicago or somewhere and they had a big trans. Was New York. They had some big trans march and they were screaming whatever. And so I looked into it. Take a guess at its peak, how many athletes we were protecting in the United States from wanting to play sports at its peak. In the entire 337 million people that live in this country, how many are we talking about that have caused this uproar to where we're arguing about this?

[Brett Fetting]

5.

[Brady Bogan]

With that 17. At its peak, it hovers usually somewhere between 8, 9 people. That is what this big mess is all about. The argument against that is, oh, there are a ton of people that want to but won't because they're afraid. They're in the shadows. So my. All right, so let's take a look at this number. How many trans people are currently in high school or College?

[Brett Fetting]

Currently 19.

[Brady Bogan]

Brace is 19. You, you, seven. We're in the thousands there, boys. We're not. 19 and seven would have been 26 combined. You're getting, you're getting closer. But how many of that thousand looking to play sports? Now we're back into your numbers. This whole thing, three is literally, maybe is literally about at its max, give or take 30 people. That is a ridiculous amount of time we're spending and money that we're spending arguing about 30 people. Start your own sport, do something else, do whatever. But it just basically comes down to saying no, you're not allowed to do this. Maybe somewhere, someday, sometime you will. But right now, no, no, we haven't figured out the logistics of this. And we're not going to bend over backwards for essentially 12 people that have legitimate concerns to get into something. Now you get into tennis and you get it and you play tennis. And that's what they were saying. What about non contact sports? There's a massive advantage in tennis. Watch a man serve versus a woman serve. And the man doesn't have to be a muscular. A lot of times the skinnier dudes are the ones that. And just. It's like baseball. Sure, Tim Lincent was 5:11 and weighed about 145 pounds and could throw the ball 100 miles an hour because of his. It broke him. It took six years for his arm and body to fail at that kind of torque. But that dude had the ability to whip. Randy Johnson is no muscular specimen. He's all leverage and size and angles. That's why a seven foot man can throw a ball 104 miles an hour. It wasn't because he was lifting weights or he had. He was just built that way. But because of his male body structure. A woman who's 7ft tall is not going to be able to do the same things. She just doesn't have that core strength, I guess. So we're talking about maybe I'll give you 20 people total in the entire United States and we're all afraid to say no. Just turn it off. No. It doesn't make sense to me that we're wasting this much time and this much energy on the trans athletic when literally at any given time there are three or four that are truly screwing things up. And it's obvious when that one that was swimming was winning everything.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

How in the world do we not just sit back and go, oh, that's just. It's no longer a competitive record. Smashed one after another after another. It's just not right. Serena Williams got in trouble for saying, oh, you can't have it like a man is like I would. She said that at one point she'd lose to the top 200 male ranked players. And everybody's like, you're out of your mind. She goes, guys, it's a different Animal. She said, 200 is pushing it. I might lose to the top 400. She goes, It's a different. And that was Serena who was just dominating women's sports with her. But she still did not. If she was the size she was, which was £185 at one point and had male body structure and physical makeup, you imagine her serve because she was pumping like 120s at people occasionally. Now men in tennis will serve at.

[Brett Fetting]

140 occasions serves one thing and then the other is covering the court.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, covering ground. That's beyond just the ability to serve it past somebody. But if a man decided to wear a dress and play tennis, it's going to take a year or two for all those ladies to catch up to 135 coming at him. And that's a reasonable assessment of a serve of a male serve who's good enough to play in that stuff. Now if he's hitting 135, he could beat a lot of men. But still.

[Brett Fetting]

And we haven't had a woman yet try to go over on the men's tour. You try. You know that's the other Anakus Horson at one time and just got wanted to go over the, the golf side of it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So I, I don't even care about whether or not it can or can't happen. Currently, this whole entire argument is.

[Brett Fetting]

And I'm not. And you're wouldn't be either. I don't think opposed to it. If a woman is good enough to.

[Brady Bogan]

Play in the men's side, 100% opposed to it, it's not going to happen. If it would happen, it would have happened by now.

[Brett Fetting]

That's what I. But I'm not. I'm not opposed to it.

[Brady Bogan]

I am. I watch the Olympics. The last thing that will ever happen is that a woman will hold the world record for fastest hundred meters. It's never going to occur. They can't compete. The Olympics are the only, the last bastion of. We get it. They're the only ones that admit it. There's a male category and a female category and that's the way it has to be. And then we start messing with that in the Olympics. We're like, well, it used to be. And now it's, no, no, no, we can't do this. It's. They tried it with that Iranian boxer and she ended up trouncing women. And the women in the ring were like, we're afraid for our lives. We've never been hit like that.

[Dick Toledo]

I can't blame them.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I've never been hit like that in my life. The cool part was when that thing would flex afterwards and you're like, yeah, there's a whole lot of man in that. Still. It was. And you know what else? You're wrong. I'm just saying you're deranged if you think that it's a good idea for you to take your former male body into female sports. That's the argument nobody talks about, is the idea that, yeah, okay, I'd love to play sports. But in there, if you're of sound mind and you just feel like you're trapped in the wrong body, the last thing you want to do is use your advantage physically. There's something wrong with you to want to play sports and be trans.

[Brett Fetting]

Imagine if Caitlyn Jenner did it in the 30s, 25 or 30, said, I'm switching out. That would.

[Brady Bogan]

Then you'd see some records fall in the ladies decathlon. It just doesn't make sense to me. And that's the thing that makes us all have to take a step back and realize, oh, divisive topics make us argue over nothing while real things get thrown all around while we don't pay attention. We're arguing over essentially as many fingers as you have amount of people on whether or not. This is a topic. It's not even a topic.

[Brett Fetting]

And that's just the sports side.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Brett Fetting]

And you add in the bathrooms in high schools, all that stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

How many is it affecting? Right. Like 17 people wanted to play sports in college and in high school. School that were trans athletes that were part of this. 17. Now I'm sure there's articles out there that will say that was 17,000. I don't. I don't believe that to be true. The percentage is not. But 17 is. Who really was like this. This thing. And I know it starts somewhere, but it has to start bigger than that. If like nine Swedish people got mad that we felt like there was racism, you wouldn't pay attention to it.

[Dick Toledo]

Not at all.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a lot more than 17 little people in the world, and we still concessions for them. We're not making it easier for them to play sports, are we? We're not letting them in there. We're not. They'd get hurt. Like if a little tiny guy came in and said, I want to play basketball, he's getting cut. The ball's bigger than you.

[Dick Toledo]

There's only a few spud webs out there and stuff like that.

[Brady Bogan]

You're talking about a guy who's five nine, five four to five Muggs. He was five three Mugsy Bogues. I'm talking about, like, Brad Williams. He's like, it's not fair. I don't get to play sports. Well, that isn't bigotry. It's just you get killed out there. Start your own little tiny people league. Well, there's not enough of us. Well, sorry. 17. I was blown away. I actually had it in my mind we'd be in the high hundreds. And when the number came up, 17, I was like, that can't be right.

[Brett Fetting]

Amazing.

[Brady Bogan]

17 people, for the most part. At its peak week, I thought it was a lot more than that. Yeah, we're vying for a position on a team. Well, actually playing. We're actually involved. So maybe there are more that wanted to. But 17 were actually involved in it, that were creating this big thing. 17. And Adam Wick says, to your point, it is a political wedge. Politicians get their base energized. Fox and CNN viewers love it. That's all it is. We have to stop. Just sit back and go. They should just state your. They be more open as a human being. That should. Don't tap dance. No, they shouldn't. It's insane to. To be a man who used to be a man who wants to be A woman now. And the first thing they want to do is clobber women in a boxing ring. There's something wrong with that person. And now that we know that, it's like, you know, you couldn't even field a. A full football team without two way players in the entire nation of trans athletes. It's a non factor. Put this one to bed. It doesn't make sense at all. And everybody that says, I'll get these emails. Brittney Griner. That's. But look, I've watched Britney Griner is six feet something seven, eight inches tall, people. You think she's a man. Have you seen her play basketball? That is so clearly a woman. It's painful. Can't dunk.

[Dick Toledo]

She's six'eight yeah, but you got DeAndre on the other, other end too.

[Brady Bogan]

DeAndre was. Look the other. I got to give DeAndre his props the other night.

[Dick Toledo]

He did? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

23 and 20. I mean he's. He made. They made him look like Wilt Chamberlain the other night.

[Brett Fetting]

Oh, he's showing up for this game.

[Brady Bogan]

And he can dunk. He just doesn't. He's mentally soft. But Britney Griner and people make that joke. It's like, no, put her in a men's. Like she tried to. She tried to mouth off that she could play in a. Remember Ronda Rousey?

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah. Just her numbers in the WNBA aren't like. It's not like she's having 50.

[Brady Bogan]

No. She can't even dominate the WNBA. Ronda Rousey started mouthing off at her peak that she could beat Floyd Mayweather in a fight. Remember she's the best challenge, best pound for pound boxer, fighter in the world. And she started mouthing off. You would hit a woman, Floyd, Why don't you come at me? And Floyd's an asshole. But it's like, you don't want this Rhonda. And then she got her head knocked off by Holly Holm. It's like you can't even beat all the women. Don't start talking about beating Floyd Mayweather. We have to do a little Etch A Sketch to a lot of people's brains with this propaganda nonsense and just shake them free. Just go. Stop thinking that this is the thing. It's not. You're living in fantasy. 17. Just throw that number at them next time. Trans athletes should have a chance. 17 is the number. We're talking about 17 people. If it were a business, it would fail immediately because you're only appealing to 17 human beings.

[Emily]

What about the entire community?

[Brady Bogan]

Community don't get me wrong, you get the entire community of trans people playing sports and you have like Olympics. Trans Olympics. I'm viewing, I'm watching that all day.

[Brett Fetting]

Probably enough.

[Brady Bogan]

I will watch that. Well, I mean, think about it. You're trans.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And you're not even athletic. But you can get in. You get in because there's not a lot of you. Your odds of scoring a medal are pretty high at the first few games.

[Brett Fetting]

But that's why it might not be as good as you think. Think.

[Brady Bogan]

But the outfits. Hilarious.

[Brett Fetting]

Sure. The opening ceremony and all that stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Plus trans people who aren't very athletic trying to do like gymnastics for the very first time. It would be like when that, when that Australian lady tried to do the hip hop Olympics and you just realized, nobody does hip hop. Nobody does hip hop in Australia. There's a reason why she made it to the Australian hip hop team. They didn't know. We've been working on this for 50 years. Over here. Here. That was her first week. Hilarious. The only one I remember. Ray gunn. Good stuff. Anyway. 17. I wish it was two more. So we say, no, no, no, no. 19. But that's all there was. So everybody just calm the F down. And if you're trans out there and you're thinking, well, this isn't a good conversation. No, you're not allowed to play sports.

[Brett Fetting]

Where does it stand right now? Know. I don't know. Like as far as. Are they. I mean, is the. They allowed to compete? Have they changed it?

[Brady Bogan]

Try out for a men's team if you're a man and a woman's team if you're a woman and if you used to be a man and you're a woman and you try out, something's wrong with you. You want to beat up girls. Just because you feel like you're one doesn't mean that you can't ignore the truth of it. It's just such a weird topic. But that's going to be in the news today because Trump's signing something and it's on the heels of the Title 9 sports bar that's opening up on Mel Rose down there on 7th Avenue. It's an all woman sports bar. It's on the. Yeah, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

What's going there?

[Brady Bogan]

Look, women. But I give them credit. Good.

[Dick Toledo]

Stay out of ours.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. They opened up their own. You know what you won't see going in there? Man? None of them. You want an all woman. Yeah. If you want to try to get.

[Dick Toledo]

In, let's go for lunch.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, boy.

[Dick Toledo]

Let's go for lunch today.

[Brady Bogan]

Go ahead, boys. Well, maybe today because there's no women's sports. What do they show when there's no women's on the View?

[Brett Fetting]

Classics.

[Brady Bogan]

The view. I think that's it. The classics. That's right. Nova and Chris Everett.

[Dick Toledo]

There's classics in women's sport.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

The problem is we as men don't jerk off to our sports. You're going to have a problem there.

[Brett Fetting]

With, oh, there's going to be a lot of beach volleyball.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a lot of beach volleyball. A lot of swampy check chairs. Hopefully you didn't do cloth interior, because that's going to get wrecked fast over there.

[Brett Fetting]

You go for the slap fights.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't wait to get over to title nine. They're showing live porn. No, that's just girls volleyball. I know. We're not sexually aroused by our sports. That's the. That's the fun part. Never once.

[Brett Fetting]

Two beers and sardines.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't sit with Brady and watch the Bungles and. And Steelers game, and then midway through, like in the downtime, I just look at Brady and go, hey, Brady, you want to Joe Burrow as much as I do? Because that happens at Mercury Games all the time.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, with those frosted tips he was wearing for a little while, I think.

[Brady Bogan]

He might have banged me. Anyway, 17, that's the number. We got a Rock wars coming up in just a little bit. We'll get right to it. It's 98 KUPD. Don't fall for the height. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station, Eastern, said fully ECT. Still streaming. H's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com the radio advertising absolutely works. There's no question about it. By the way, soul Hat. How about that? Throw that. Solid. Yeah, very solid. That's a forgotten gem from 1994, but Bone Crusher is one that'll get you moving. That's going on the bike list. But yeah, advertising and radio. If you're thinking about a business advert, this is the place to go. Call one of our many. I don't know what they call them anymore. Sales advocates of something. We're not allowed to call them sales people anymore. They're sales reps. No, no, that's gone too. No, there's a whole new thing now. I forget what they call them, but yeah, they have a new account executive still. Okay. Salespeople treat like what you call them like, you know, like they're a race. We used to like to be called black, but now, we're not like. Wait a minute. What? Everything we do is.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, it's like Larry's not a program director.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Dick Toledo]

What is he?

[Brady Bogan]

A market integrated something. And that's the same thing downstairs. They throw the word integrated marketing something or others. You're a salesperson. All right, I'm just gonna go call you a stewardess to piss everyone off. But it works. We got a good sales staff. The advertising works. Why do I say that? Listen to this. I just got a text, said I heard you guys talking about the All Women's sports bar opening in Phoenix. I said I've been looking to retire this year. Can you tell me exactly where that is? Signed every Subaru salesman at Camelback Subaru. That's right. See now you. They all want to go down there, hand their cards out. They'll retire in a week if they. If they have heavily and they heard about it here. It works. Your business will thrive. You're welcome, Title 9 Sports Park. You're welcome, Subaru dealers of America. We've combined the two. That's the integrated part of what we do here. Meshing two needs together to where one, one group can retire and the other can live. I mean, huge. Huge. But if you do work at a Subaru dealership, it's over there in Melbourne Rose district. It's like 7th Avenue and like just south of Indian School, Camelback kind of area. And you're gonna love it over there. You love it over there. I don't know where they're gonna put it, but they've got some.

[Brett Fetting]

I'd set up a deal where you could have a couple of cars, brand new ones, just parked outside on display.

[Brady Bogan]

Can you imagine one of those inflatable whippy men stand outside.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Rainbow. Oh, forget about it. Marketing brilliance at Title nine two. Brand new showroom. Subaru sitting outside like marine swords as you walk into the door.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, there wouldn't be any swords there, though.

[Brady Bogan]

You understand my point.

[Brett Fetting]

Foresters up on there.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you get two hunter green Foresters with double roofs. Oh, my God. And the tips are touching. I know that's not going to happen there either, but the tips are touching as they create the awning as you walk into the new women's sports bar. We're. We're slamming some Subaru steel out the door today. No Subaru dealers are going to be. We're out of stock. Yeah, get on down there now. Now, the fact we haven't joined these two together already, coupled them or scissored them as it were, phenomenal or you take one Subaru and you park it north and the other and you park it real close facing south. And then you open the doors and the doors are scissoring. Ah, genius, genius. Anyway, radio advertising, you'll get results. And those. Title 9 sportsman talking about us on Cupd pissing me off. But I gotta tell you, that's pretty goddamn good idea. I don't want to give them credit for nothing, but call the Subaru people, see if they'll park one outside. See if they'll park one outside. The only problem's gonna be when everybody files out a little bit drunk from that all girls lesbian sports bar downtown. And they go to the parking lot. We've got two Subarus parked in there. And then the parking lot is another 45. No, everybody's going to be trying to get into the wrong car.

[Brett Fetting]

Old school sign. Just like the kfc. Bucket rolls around, you got Stark, his Charlie rolling like the big boy.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, you're taking it too far, okay? No, Fish bucket will. The chum bucket will not hang above the sports bar. Now, now, no, now see, I had good ideas. Now you're just being insensitive. You're just being a jerk. It is not the chum bucket. Although, God damn, it's another good idea. And Plankton running around. I'd go to that. That'd be hilarious. But anyway, Brady's got the. Got the torch for this week's Rock Horse two weeks in a row. Horrifying. And as he wobbles around in his seat, anxious to tell us his topic. I can only. Can only imagine how stupid this is going to be. But again, an email said, my guess is Brady's going to choose trans athlete. Let's see if he's doing the last thing he heard topic. Go ahead. He is.

[Brett Fetting]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, good. That's two weeks in a row. The listeners get on me about this.

[Brett Fetting]

Your song. Oh, that is playing when your wife hires a hitman. Oh, it's just like the end of Sopranos. What song plays?

[Brady Bogan]

As you've been. We talked about earlier this morning. Your spouse is going to kill you.

[Brett Fetting]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

This is your journey.

[Dick Toledo]

We're banning that.

[Brady Bogan]

The last thing is I would pick that one. It's the one. So essentially it's the one you want to close the doors with if your wife strikes you or the one that she's picking.

[Brett Fetting]

The wife strikes you. And this song is playing.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. A song. Song for you to hear while your wife's hitman finally gets you.

[Dick Toledo]

So it's your swan song, basically.

[Brady Bogan]

Your swan song.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Through a hit. You die through a hit. Not through some sort of magical, you.

[Brett Fetting]

Know, like pictures playing that. That, you know, and people would know that song's playing also.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Pick. Pick how she kills you. Also pick how when you realize that this song's playing like it's. How about this? Change a little bit. So it's the song that will start in your head once you realize your wife has killed. Killed you. How about that? The one that will start going in your head going, oh my God. You know, it's your revelation moment, the song that starts as your closing credits because you just realize how. How this movie ends for you. And yeah, Brett's got it. I'm sure Brett already knows the answer because he's been thinking about this for a while.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know we're on equal footing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know. Oh, she's thinking about it. She's got a song. Oh, I'm sure. If you have any suggestions on hitman theme songs, songs. 5859800 good ones to get us all going. And we'll. We'll see if you can do it. You can text. I'm thinking 97936. You can email [e-mail] closing credits. If your movie ended with your spouse killing you, the song you choose. All right. I kind of like that Brady that's got a little thought to it.

[Dick Toledo]

And what happened to him?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. Somebody must be texting him. It's 9:27 Rock Horse. Coming up next, morning sickness medication. Holmberg's morning sickness. It's time for the weekly battle of musical supremacy known only as Rock wars to you by our friends at Mo Money Pawn. Shorter long term collateral loans from $10 to over 100,000American dollars. No credit needed. Top dollar paid. The entire process. Just taking several minutes. Mo Money pawn.com 12th street and Indian School. Now Brady has decided to hop aboard the idea. I think it's been resting in his mind since I planted the seed this morning. After watching three murder shows last night about how often spouses hire hitmen to kill their spouses and get caught. It led me to think, how many times do people do this and not get caught? It's a business. Sometimes it fails, sometimes it goes well. We don't ever hear about the ones when they don't get caught. So I planned it in Brady's mind. And I think he finally realizes that he is much more valuable to society dead than he is alive. Especially around the house. Like most of Us. We also discovered that Brett has the perfect marriage because at any given time, each spouse is a little bit worried about the other one killing him. That keeps you on your toes, Mrs. Smith. They always say that it keeps the relationship fresh. Yeah, yeah. Nobody ever gets complacent, Throws sweatpants on when they think the other guy's 50. 50 on whether or not they should even be alive. I like half of it. But this sweat with the sweatpants and a. How many case of these you going to eat today? Oh, it's going to clean my gun for a little bit.

[Emily]

Me too.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. All right. I see what you're up to. Embrace says we should do a theme song for when you do realize. At the very moment you realize. This is it. She's. She got me. She hired a hitman. And I know exactly what's going on. The Revelation song. What would you. Who'd you like to start? Ready?

[Brett Fetting]

Brett. Open it up.

[Dick Toledo]

Come on. I don't even really think I need.

[Brady Bogan]

To go anywhere over here.

[Dick Toledo]

And now the end is near. And so I face the final curtain. It's the chairman of the board.

[Brady Bogan]

My way. This runs through your head. If your wife kills you, you lived.

[Dick Toledo]

A life that's full.

[Brady Bogan]

You died your way. She killed you. And this is your way.

[Dick Toledo]

I did my life. Life my way.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, if you did, you would be. She'd be the one getting killed.

[Dick Toledo]

Not necessarily. This is why they've got wearing the sweats and everything. Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

You're tipping your cat.

[Dick Toledo]

Peace out. I'm done.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm out of here. This is what Brady would put out. A silver lining.

[John Holmberg]

Like your chef's kiss to being killed.

[Dick Toledo]

No, this is. This is a perfect thing. Perfect way to end.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. But then again, it's interesting. It's a great song. It's always good to have Sinatra make an appearance. And ever since Brett's been on the show. Show. It happens quite a lot. All right. You want me to go next? Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a. A beautiful thing that. That my. My song would happen because it would take me right back to not only someone. I look almost identical to. Squ. The first. That too. The first without. Now you've planted another thing. It's the theme to spongebob. As my brain plays a trick on me. God damn it, Brain. Hilarious.

[Emily]

Are you ready?

[Brady Bogan]

I want my last words.

[Emily]

Went good one brain.

[Brady Bogan]

The first words of the song are, guess I got what I deserved. We all remember it from the very end of Breaking Bad. Baby blue. Just the camera circled over Him. I probably had some sort of cinematic thought because when I saw Walter White laying dead in the lab, I thought, he looks a lot like me. That's what I'm gonna look like dead.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought you were gonna do Haba and Ali Nakiva.

[Brady Bogan]

Hawa.

[Dick Toledo]

That the.

[Brady Bogan]

The bad finger. Baby Blue for me and Walter White. We go the exact same way, too. When she finds my lap and realizes that she's got to get rid of me. It's a great song. My Baby Blue.

[Dick Toledo]

I forgot that song.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that was a great ending, Brady. We all know. We know this. Just play it.

[Brett Fetting]

Just play it.

[Brady Bogan]

Makes this about him being there.

[Brett Fetting]

Payback for Ronnie.

[Brady Bogan]

Whenever he travels, he sent sends this song to the next person he's gonna see. And now he's sending this off to Jesus.

[Emily]

Keep a light on for me there, Gat.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, we're late today. So, John Gordon, you have to pick a number between one and three, which will be you Final call or trivia. Okay, number one.

[John Holmberg]

Trivia.

[Brady Bogan]

Trivia. All right. Buzzing with your answer. If you get it with your. Wait. Buzzing with your name. And they get your answer. If you get it right, then you win this week's Rock Wars Trivia. Brady could win three weeks in a row.

[John Holmberg]

Christ, I marked four questions. I'm just trying to get the right one here.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, go.

[John Holmberg]

In the fascinating world of fractions out. What is the term for the digit that appears above John?

[Brady Bogan]

I said super John. Genius numerator. Correct? Yes.

[Brett Fetting]

Damn it, yes.

[Dick Toledo]

As soon as you said fractions, I'm like mouth good.

[Brady Bogan]

Numerators today. Well, Baby Blue coming at you after the break. You got excited about that answer. Well, because I knew a math answer which was very rare. That hasn't happened since eighth grade.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, after you ran earlier this week.

[Brady Bogan]

I thought you were out after eighth grade. I missed all the math questions. Questions. All of them. There you go. It's 945. I've won rock Wars. What would you have chosen, John Brett? Sinatra would have got. All right. Baby Blue. Bad, Bad Fingers. A good song. We'll get that one out. Next, we got an entertainment drill coming up. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully ere still streaming Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail]. We were busy looking at pictures. Sorry. Sorry about that, everybody. We were getting weird. It is. That's such a great song, man. Oh, man, is that so? It makes me want to watch Breaking Bad again. Paul and I were talking. Best wishes to Paul. Our. Our big guy Paul in the building at a little medical emergency yesterday and he's laid up now. I mean, to no one's surprise, however. Still don't like it when the day. Like I always said about Ralphie May when the call came, the news wasn't unexpected. It was when it happened. Like you weren't nobody's like, hey, gotta call Ralphie's. Ralphie's past. We all knew Paul has eaten pulse. Now it's time for real friends to tell Paul the truth. It's time to invest in lettuce, friend. You can't keep expanding at your age and your height. I read something yesterday that deep vein thrombosis and pulmonary embolisms happen in fat people with high blood pressure and tall guys. No, no, we're not talking about that. And in tall guys, that's not diverticulitis. What the hell did you say that.

[John Holmberg]

That deep veins thrombosis and all that.

[Brady Bogan]

Not even related one's. One's. What's wrong with him? Somebody talk to him about it.

[Emily]

You're so stupid.

[Brady Bogan]

You're so stupid. It's because we had Rosie Perez in the room for a second. Toledo caught it. Don't throw me off with that crap. Toledo diverticulitis. I'm not a doctor. I just knew about the one thing I'd read. It's tall people and fat people and he's both. So if we really care about him, you're like, you're too fat and you're too tall and you can only change one of those things. Thanks. But anyway, we were talking about what if you could just get your mind and take away a memory just to relive it again. Mostly TV shows or movies. What would it be? Because we both have friends re watching Breaking Bad. It's like if you could go back and watch that for the first time. I know yours is Sopranos for sure.

[Dick Toledo]

100, but it's Breaking Bad's right up there.

[Brady Bogan]

Breaking Bad Sopranos. If you could go back and feel that. That I don't know what's going to happen feeling again. Ah, so. And Paul almost lived it. He woke up in the hospital this morning and fired off a truly Paul text to all of us to let us know he's feeling better, complete with slurs and name calling and all sorts of stuff. So Paul's feeling good again, which is great, but we got to get him back in the mix. That's not good. Also, somebody said John in the trivia question. You answered that math so fast. I didn't know you were Jewish and Asian. All right, that's an numerator. Denominator. Those are easy ones. It's time now. Oh, and if you do have high blood pressure and you're six five, you're going to die of blood clots. So go to the hospital day, get that checked out. DVT is horrifying. Deep vein thrombosis, pulmonary embolisms. I'm getting to that. Don't worry about that. You're going to run around thinking that that's going to be normal if your legs hurt. My. My sister killed my uncle from dvt. Killed him dead. I still blame her for. For it. There's no investigation ever. But he was complaining that his legs hurt. She decided to say, well, I'm a massage therapist in training. She rubbed on his thighs and calves. Two days later, his heart blew up because she loosened up the clots. That's my theory, because I'm right. He was bouncing around, healthy as can be, 52 years old. I got a little pain in my calves, might sit down too long. I sit at the office all day. That's the sign DVT strikes guys who sit down for long periods. Periods of time. Be careful. Those are spooky ones. So Paul had. He escaped. He escaped it having clots in his body. You escaped that stuff. You get to the hospital just in time. Otherwise it's going to grab you. So just a quick one if you like it.

[Brett Fetting]

He was able to drive there?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Don't stand up fast. That's all. If your legs start hurting. And don't hang around my sister. She'll rub those out and you'll die. She used to rub things out for guys and good things would happen. And then she killed my uncle. Before we get to the entertainment drill, John Gordon has fired this over. Cancel whatever plans you had for July 4th and start booking this thing. You're gonna go to Villa park in Birmingham, England. It's Black Sabbaths. Back to the beginning. The last Black Sabbath live performance ever. Now, I know that sounds like. Why would I watch that? Wait till you hear this. You got Geezer, Butler, Naomi's there, Ozzy's there, Bill Ward. Black Sabbath is back on stage together, also performing along with being in the band. Ozzy Osbourne will do it. Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, Gojira, Alice in Chains, Hailstorm, Lamb of God, Anthrax and Mastodon. That's a day show. One day. Also special guest, Billy Corgan, Dave Draiman, Duff McKagan, Lizzie Hale, Jake E. Lee, Jonathan Davis from Korn. Fred Durst, KK Downing. Oh my God. Mike Borden, Faith no More. Papa Emeritus is going. I didn't know from Ghost. Oh my God. Sammy Hagar, slash Sleep Token. Tom Morello, Wolfgang Van Halen. This is just everyone who's going to be. That is the most epic rock show that has ever existed. July 5th, Birmingham, UK. Wow.

[Brett Fetting]

Is that a just all in one.

[Brady Bogan]

Day or is that July 5th? That's all it says. There's a July 5th show. Now all those people at the end are starting at 6am you know the Dave Draiman and that they're just gonna be special guests and stuff. I'm sure that's. Yeah, they're not getting their time on stage but they'll be moving in out back to the beginning. Check it out. Just got it. Was that announced today? That is unreal. And the best part for me is I'd leave right before Black Sabbath because I don't care to see them. I'd beat the traffic out of there. The whole reason everybody'd go. I'd be walking the other way. It would look like I'm a firefighter in 911 when Black Sabbath went on. I'd be the only one going the other direction. Sabbath is on. Hurry up before Sweet Leaf comes up. I already saw Ozzy. I need to see. That's enough. I'll hear it on my drive home, traffic free. And then you'll hear people going. But you couldn't have missed Black Sabbath. Won't say that I missed it. See you. Anyway, so head on out to that. That's amazing. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. Training. The deal is that you get personalized hands on right in front of your training for $199 for two solid months of everything they've got to offer their schedules right [e-mail] you can get involved in their cardio class, their elite training, the self defense stuff. You've got core work if you're older person. They've turned that silver Sheepdogs thing into basically like retired police officers all head in there, keep their skills hunt. It's amazing stuff. Like I told you, I was there on Monday and we worked out a scenario that if I was on the ground and somebody put a shotgun to my head in any direction, what would you do? And I watched these magicians work out a scenario on how this Is the best possible way. You have to be concerned. This is craziness, Brady. Just got to be concerned. When you put the barrel away from you, when you pull it down next to the ground, there's a blast radius at that point because the gun's going off. So what's the safest way to keep that barrel from hitting the ground and then actually doing more damage to you, Even though you got missed by the shot? Shot they grabbed. Think we got something together. And keep in mind, and this is the fun part, it included punching the bad guy in the nuts. Oh, it worked awesome. The gun moved in, his nuts fell. It's very fast. And they'll probably have something new with that when I go there later today. Pretty awesome. You learn, you walk away saying, if this scenario ever hits me, I kind of at least have a thought in my head. It's crazy. And the best defense for anything. One of the trainers up there was walking. He's a younger kid was walking home, and somebody pulled over and said, hey, kid, you want to ride? And open the door right there. And he was walking against the. You know, it was his neighborhood. So he's walking against traffic. So the passenger door opens and the guy starts to get out. Luckily, he's been trained really well. He's one of the trainers now. Kicks the door, smashes the guy and starts running. And people would say, how's that self defense? I'm like, because he got to stand there and tell me the story without a scratch on him. Best self defense in the world is he didn't have to use anything other than his feet to get out of there. Recognize your situations. It's all crazy. You never know. It's called being prepared, not paranoid. Reactdefense.com it's the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brett Fetting]

Yesterday, the news broke that Marcus Jordan, Michael's son got popped for dui. And when we saw the story, it said his Lamborghini was caught on railroad tracks. Yeah, like, what do you do? High center? No, he turned onto the track.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we thought he was going over the tracks. Yeah, he turned on to the tracks, started to drive down the train tracks, and then got the one of the rails underneath. So it's tilting to the side and.

[Brett Fetting]

You can see the DUI body cam.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it was a dui.

[Brett Fetting]

No, he's dui. And he was pretty agitated. But he didn't, you know, wasn't.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't see it. I thought he was just, you know, just was what he was. I thought what I saw was a guy Trying not to act drunk. That's.

[Brett Fetting]

They asked me if you drink. Yeah, a little.

[Brady Bogan]

A little.

[Brett Fetting]

A little. And then, you know, they also were searching his pockets, and then he said to him, if they'd like to check under my nuts as the guy searching. They found a little bag. They checked his pockets. Found a little baggie of cocaine.

[Brady Bogan]

Did they?

[Brett Fetting]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't see that part.

[Brett Fetting]

So he was charged with a DUI crash, with property damage, possession of cocaine, and resisting an officer without violence.

[Brady Bogan]

Huh.

[Brett Fetting]

He was released a few hours later. And yes, he was wearing Air Jordans, if you're wondering.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course he was. He gets them for free. I bet you Michael's starting to rethink that whole Marcus for Jimmy Butler trade he made about 25 years ago. Jimmy Butler is Michael Jordan's son. You heard it here. Stamp it. It's a fact.

[John Holmberg]

Been hearing it here for 10 years.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a fact. Fact. It's a fact.

[Brett Fetting]

Adrien Brody was talking about when he's on the set of the Brutalist that a makeup artist mistaken his prostate, his nose for a prosthetic nose. She started putting makeup removal on it.

[Brady Bogan]

He's trying to pull his giant nose off. Yeah. Oh, poor bastard.

[Brett Fetting]

No, it's real love.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Poor guy. He does have a huge honker. And that's from me. You hear me tell you? You got a big nose. You got a big ass nose. You got a beak. You're Toucan Sam.

[Brett Fetting]

A lot of props.

[Brady Bogan]

Not that. At least Bradley's could get thrown out. You have one of them maestro noses, we call it in the biz.

[Brett Fetting]

There's some prop bets out for the Super Bowl. Travis Kelsey proposes to Taylor Swift after the game.

[John Holmberg]

We had that one the last two years.

[Brady Bogan]

But you can't have that. That be real. That can't be a money bet. Because why wouldn't Travis Kelsey place everything he owns on it? True. Or tell his friend. Put your house, your car. It's a. It's a bet that can be manipulated.

[Brett Fetting]

A coach or player will cry during the national anthem. Quarterback catches a pass.

[Brady Bogan]

Where are these prop bets?

[Brett Fetting]

It doesn't say.

[Brady Bogan]

But. It doesn't say what? Because I don't like. Fanduel does real ones.

[Brett Fetting]

There's prop bets on Fanduel.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not sure if those are not those, because the prop. Like those are bets you can do at your house. But you can't put coach or player. Christ. Because if I was the long snapper for the Chiefs. Honey, gather everything we own and bet that I. That a Player or coach will cry during the national anthem and I will run to a camera sobbing. Who will the MVP mention, huh?

[John Holmberg]

Won't those just be even money?

[Brady Bogan]

So you still double your money. Yeah, that's true.

[Brett Fetting]

Who will the MVP mention first? God or Jesus? Favorite.

[John Holmberg]

If it's Mahomes, it's God.

[Dick Toledo]

It's God.

[Brady Bogan]

Molly Hatchet.

[Brett Fetting]

And then there's always, I think Fanduel have this one.

[Emily]

Get out there.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna do that Molly Hatch thing. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I want to just thanks all things possible. Molly Hatchet. If we're from my problem, win another.

[Brett Fetting]

Super bowl the color of Gatorade. Port on the winning coach Green.

[Brady Bogan]

Again, manipulated. So those bets are kind of. They're not going to be sanctioned on a real betting place. And they probably won't pay in money. They'll pay in credits.

[Dick Toledo]

Sure, a few people know those.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, because there's too many people that know. Like the guy who pours Gatorade, right? Well, he doesn't even if it's a 5050 bet, if he's got $1,000, he just got $2,000.

[Dick Toledo]

He's probably telling Jimmy the Nose he's going to tell Tommy Two eyes.

[Brady Bogan]

And then Tommy Two eyes will tell him. Thanks, kid, for being our insider. His 10K.

[Dick Toledo]

Exactly.

[Brady Bogan]

Because these guys just put the whole Bergen street business on. You know, we made $2 million on Blue Gatorade. Oh, no.

[Brett Fetting]

In another survey about the Super Bowl, 13% of Americans say God cares which team wins the Super Bowl. And 19% believe that God determines the winner.

[Brady Bogan]

19% of the 13% or 19% total. Thank God.

[Brett Fetting]

The people surveyed.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

LUNA ON Fanduel. What's an octopus? You're better, you know, Says player to.

[Brady Bogan]

Record an octopus in football. In the game.

[John Holmberg]

During the game.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Saquon Jaylen, A.J. brown. Travis Kelce, Dallas.

[Brett Fetting]

Catch a run.

[Brady Bogan]

That's too many.

[John Holmberg]

Like octopus. I don't know what an octopus is.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't either. Google that. That's what I'm looking for. What the hell's an octopus? I have no idea. I'm trying to think like the number eight would be involved in all of them.

[Brett Fetting]

They take out eight cheerleaders on the.

[Brady Bogan]

Sidelines, impregnate eight girls. An octopus. You know what it is? Here it is.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's a two point conversion.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, gives an eight. Oh, that's new to me. The octopus. A player scores a touchdown and also gets the two point conversion. Well, Saquon Barkley's the One I'd bet there. Yeah, exactly. That's neat. I might bet that just because it's new and exciting and fun. John, you smell good. Nice. He just wandered over here with.

[Brett Fetting]

Not like the other days.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Most of the times. You stink. Man up in his game. Half a woody there. There you go. Yeah, the football bets are weird because they're.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm not finding any weird problems you're not getting.

[Brady Bogan]

We don't get the ones that can be manipulated. That's. That's for house bets.

[Brett Fetting]

I'd guess they'd have the Gatorade bet.

[Brady Bogan]

Why? Like we just said, the guy's loading the thing. They bet their house. The dude in charge of Gatorade would be like, we can make this happen. They can't do it. It's a manipulated bet. Like, nobody would sanction.

[Dick Toledo]

You know the right person. You're good, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't mean nothing. I'm just saying.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And you might know a guy who knows a guy, and the next thing you know, that trickles down to, like, a billion bets on the Gatorade color. They wouldn't.

[Dick Toledo]

They would pay nothing.

[Brady Bogan]

They wouldn't risk that. That. It's 10:12. We're all done here. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a fantastic day. We'll see you tomorrow. Right here in the morning sickness. Hello, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98.