02-05-26 - BR - THU - It's Natl Fart Day And Fun Facts On Smithsonian And Mustard - Former Employee Breaks Into Little Caesars And Starts Selling Pizzas - Olive Garden Employee Dies Sticking Head In Fryer

Summary

---

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – February 5, 2026

Episode Title:
02-05-26 - BR - THU - It's Natl Fart Day And Fun Facts On Smithsonian And Mustard - Former Employee Breaks Into Little Caesars And Starts Selling Pizzas - Olive Garden Employee Dies Sticking Head In Fryer

Hosts:
John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

---

Episode Overview

This episode dives into a lively, irreverent mix of bizarre news stories, oddball historical tidbits, and the hosts’ signature comedic takes. Spanning topics like National Fart Day celebrations, AI's impact on music and film, a Little Caesars break-in with a twist, and an Olive Garden tragedy, the crew delivers laughs, dark humor, and social commentary at Arizona’s top morning show pace.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Rise of AI in Music, Movies, and Law (00:55–06:32)

• AI-Generated Media:
  Holmberg reflects on a listener’s disillusionment after discovering a “Marilyn Manson” song he liked was AI-generated, not real.
• AI in Everyday Life:
  Holmberg details using ChatGPT for legal advice—finding it surprisingly accurate and cost-saving:

  "I have one sheets that [it] wrote out to help me discuss the topic easier … you just go, I don't understand this. Give it to me in layman's terms, hit me with … and two and a half years ago didn't even exist." (02:13)

• Societal Fears:
  The conversation humorously spirals into “Alex Jones” territory, joking about AI as a replacement for God, referencing conspiracy theories and philosophical musings.
• Quote:

  "Wait till they write a movie with no real stars. Wait till they do a podcast … And now it's writing songs. We're done." – Holmberg (02:11)

2. National Fart Day and Odd Fun Facts (08:01–10:23)

• Celebration of the Day:
  Brady announces it’s both National Shower with a Friend Day and National Fart Day.
• Fun Fact Blitz:
  • Charles de Gaulle was nicknamed "the Great Asparagus."
  • The man who started the Smithsonian never visited America.
  • French’s mustard was British-owned until 2017.
  • West Coast vs. East Coast butter stick shapes are different due to historical butter presses.
• Quote:

  "You can't lead with it. Only time farts are funny is when they're unexpected. If you come in and fart on me, it's not funny." – Holmberg (08:28)

3. Crime Stories: Little Caesars & Olive Garden (10:25–18:00)

Little Caesars Break-In (10:25–15:22)

• Story:
  An ex-employee broke into a closed Little Caesars, made and sold pizzas, pocketing the cash. He got caught only after returning to repeat the stunt and fighting with a present employee.
• Discussion:
  The gang guesses his appearance (“weedy white guy,” “Southern Jeff Spicoli”)—are shocked to find he’s Black.
• Quote:

  "We thought a shift started, man." – (15:22, on why the man might have been working at midnight)

Olive Garden Tragedy (16:41–18:19)

• Story:
  An employee in Williamsport, PA, committed suicide by diving headfirst into a commercial fryer; survived initially but died later in the hospital.
• Discussion:
  The crew discusses the horror, pain, and compares fryer burns to other notorious injuries.

4. More Curious Headlines (19:07–22:56)

• ED Honey Recall:
  Honey in Virginia recalled for containing Cialis’s active ingredient—touted for energy but included undisclosed side effects.

• 150-Year-Old Booze Discovery:
  Archaeologists uncover a full bottle from the 1870s in Utah; experts taste it and report fruit and “age” notes.

• NFL Stadium World Record:
  Brian Fowler attends 56 NFL games in one season, sets stadium-visiting record.

---

Notable Quotes & Moments

• On AI and the Future:

  "In our never-ending quest to understand where we came from, we will create our creator." – Holmberg (05:01)

• On Fart Humor:

  "Only time farts are funny when they're unexpected. If you come in and fart on me, it's not funny." – Holmberg (08:28)

• On Elevators:

  "Isn't it shocking how much we trust elevators?" – Holmberg (31:38)

• A Classic:

  "Brady the Pooh is gonna... When the podcast really gets rolling. Breathe the Pooh." – Holmberg (24:37)

---

Timestamps for Key Segments

• AI Discussion / Society’s Future: 00:55–06:32
• National Fart Day & Fun Facts: 08:01–10:23
• Little Caesars Break-In: 10:25–15:22
• Olive Garden Fryer Incident: 16:41–18:19
• ED Honey Recall: 19:07–20:16
• Utah Booze Discovery: 20:38–21:53
• NFL Stadium Record: 22:03–22:53
• Radiovids & More Oddity: 24:19–34:16

---

Radio Videos & Visual Oddities (24:19–34:16)

A hallmark of Brady’s segment, the crew narrates and reacts to odd, often cringe-worthy viral clips:

• Fights (including a one-legged man in a wheelchair winning a brawl)
• A woman farting directly into another woman’s face for National Fart Day (33:04)
• Dangerous elevator mishaps and more

---

Tone & Style

The show is fast, unapologetically irreverent, and fiercely funny, with constant ribbing among hosts. Even dark stories are delivered with a satirical, shock-comedy edge, while audience banter and the hosts’ authentic reactions keep the pace lively and unpredictable.

---

Summary for Non-Listeners

This episode typifies Holmberg’s Morning Sickness: an energetic burst of news weirdness, random facts, and raw humor. Whether discussing AI fears, bodily humor holidays, or truly bizarre news stories, the hosts keep things both relatable and outrageous—making this a perfect distillation of the show’s anything-goes spirit.

---

Transcript

[A]

You're listening to the HMS podcast brought to you by MMP guns.com your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition and accessories.

[B]

Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] I feel so alone. Gonna end up a big old pile of them bones. I wonder what that sounds like on the podcast. Me just blabbing along with the song. Probably terrible. You're on the Homework's Morning Sickness podcast right now. Just. You're just getting the. The live radio recording of the podcast happening now. You're a privy to that. You still listen on the terrestrial way as this podcast now is broadcast all over the [e-mail] and everywhere you get your podcasts. I'm going to keep pushing it, but this little endeavor we got going on right now is the live recording. Fun. Taped before a live studio audience.

[C]

That's this.

[B]

Sure. It's real. It's real. Is it? See, there's the other thing. Guy emailed me goes, oh, my faith in humanity is destroyed. You guys dropped that Manson song yesterday. I loved it. I looked it up all over the place. Not on Apple. I wanted it on the playlist. I used Google, Spotify. Nothing on this song that should have been a clue, but it wasn't. I looked at the video. I reviewed the channel it was uploaded from on YouTube. Even the channel it came from, all the songs don't exist. It made me realize music's dead, boys. And I hail our robot overlord. Signed Alex. Yeah, you know what's going to be even more amazing? There's two years ago you wouldn't have said, well, they'll write a song better than any professional songwriter. It's going to be better and you'll trust me, you'll like it. Wait till they write a movie with no real stars in it. Wait till they do a podcast. And they already do. That is more insight than anything else. I sat last night again, I had my friend who needed a lawyer. And so every time I have any legal questions at all, ChatGPT is amazing. Like, I have one sheets that wrote out to help me discuss the topic easier and understand law and how to be fair and how to understand it was so crystal clear. And all you have to do is go, I don't understand this. Give it to me in layman's terms, hit me with and no problem. And two and a half years ago didn't even exist. And now I can sit in and for free, ask legal questions top to bottom and get really good answers and ask it like 11. It's got everything. And we never guessed. And now it's writing songs. We're done.

[C]

But you know how they do the. Like, journalist will monitor and do a news.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And they say it's like 40%.

[B]

Sure, sure, sure.

[C]

The fact. Does that work on the legal side?

[B]

Like, you take it to another lawyer. How accurate is that at this point? It just walks you through.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then you go to a real lawyer and go, how do I do? You don't have to sit in a lawyer's office for hours and hours and hours because they charge by the hour.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You can cut out a lot of it. Because if it's. Even if it's 50%. Right. You just cut 50% of the bill. It walked me through a thing last year that when I went to the real lawyer, I was like, here's what I've been doing. And they're like, you did everything perfect. I'm like, chachi pt And I'm like, all of it. And he's like, yeah, everything you did was right. He goes, here's what I would do here next. And I'm like, perfect little human element at the end. But it's crazy. You get into, like, legal stuff, and it's really easy. That's the basic beginnings. And again, keep in mind, it didn't exist for us three, two and a half years ago. It wasn't even, like, a thought. Alexa was the closest thing we had, and she could just tell us when her next dentist appointment was. This is nuts. So now that songs are that way. Yeah. And we've been loving on the. The jokey, you know, turn it into a soul song for a while. Never thought it would be, like, now give us an original, like, from one of our favorites. And it's better than anything they've ever put out. Oh, that's scary.

[C]

The movie thing will be interesting because then will people still pay the same amount? It'll cut down a lot of revenue, don't you think, in a way, or is it just going to be all you?

[B]

I don't think anybody knows. Yeah, I think it's just. We're just going to ride this wave and then see where it crests and we'll be on it. Because if the movies are great, if, like right now. My friend was a movie reviewer, I used to ask him all the time. He'd see like eight or nine movies a week, and I'd be like, how many of them a year? Give me a percentage. How many are. Are great. He's five. That Is a great year.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

And I'm like, so for every 100 movies you watch, five are good. He goes, no, five are really good. I said, how many are just good? And he goes, maybe the lower 2, 3%. More. 10% will keep me interested. 90% are bad. Now imagine if that even flipped to 50. 50. And movies were almost always good.

[C]

We're not leaving the house. No.

[B]

Wally.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Got a little screen in front of you. You've already been shown what it's gonna look like. Got a screen in front of you staring at it. It entertains you constantly. You don't need actors. Everybody's in the all and we just get plugged into the farm. It's crazy.

[C]

Just like that, you know, we're talking about the headphones that I think was Japanese company that gives you goosebumps, the music stuff to keep you in there.

[B]

Keep raising that.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Next thing you know, goosebumps are going to turn into orgasms because porn's right behind you. Here I'm getting my red face and starting to gain a little weight.

[C]

Where are the men, country? Where are the men in this world? What the hell have we become?

[B]

Yeah. I'm Alex Jones. It's, you know, what we do. This is what people did when they wrote the Bible. I don't understand anything. So I'm going to create something called the God of the gaps. And what I don't understand, I'll just place God there. We're going to do that with AI. I don't get it. AI's got it. Leave it to him. Again. I forget which philosopher it was, but if you just throw out one, I'll go with it. Who said in our never ending quest to understand where we came from, we will create our creator? And it feels like that's kind of what's going on. That sounds again. Here I go. Look at how red I've gone. I've gone nuts. I've gone nuts. I'm Alex Jones Jr. Now we just.

[C]

Offer our children up to the system with the fluoride and the water and the GMO hurting them and we let fat perverts grab them at the airport to train them for the pedophile government.

[B]

Tell you the whole time, Brett, why don't you listen? This Marilyn Manson thing's got me confused, so I'm all in on it, but yikes. Let's get to it. It's time for the Brady Report. He doesn't like these conversations. Good news is you're the oldest one.

[C]

I want to rebuild building seven.

[B]

Be Easy. You know what? That's simple. Building seven and AI together. Forget it. I'm gonna party with that cowboy. It's time for the Bray Report. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] yeah, you're gonna want some shade. Don't get any sunlight on any of this stuff. Let's just stand in the shade and just enjoy our days while they're here. And sit and listen to fake music and watch fake TV shows on our big fake houses and our fake TVs with real shade.

[C]

That.

[B]

That's what we'll do. The sun. We can't fake the sun, can we? Probably. And we actually can. We got sunbed stuff. All pro. Shade will get you out there. You get that back patio up to snuff to where you're not sitting in the middle of a glary nightmare. You've got added space. Your outdoor space will become part of your home and that is attractive to buyers if you sell and just adds property value. AllProchade.com that's where you go. Brady reported.

[C]

Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix.

[B]

Hello world. Hi.

[C]

Happy National Shower with a Friend Day. And National Fart Day.

[B]

Not at the same.

[C]

Don't get it confused with National Past Gas Day. That was in January.

[D]

I don't remember you celebrating.

[A]

God, you clarified that.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. National Fart Day.

[C]

To celebrate. Farts are funny.

[B]

Not all of them.

[C]

Got a couple of bases.

[B]

You can't lead with it if a fart. The only thing. Only time farts are funny when they're unexpected. If you come in and fart on me, it's not funny.

[C]

No.

[B]

Nobody's laughing but you. And then you're gonna be bleeding. It's not good.

[C]

20Th century French stud Charles de Gaulle was nicknamed the Great Asparagus because he was 6 foot 5, had a really high forehead and a nose. James Smith, he's the man who donated the money to the US to start the Smithsonian. Was British and he never visited America. And no one knows exactly why he decided to give his US the his fortune basically to start the Smithsonian.

[B]

Oh, no one knows why he lives.

[C]

In England the whole time. Never went to the United States. Said I'm leaving it when he died. Left his entire fortune to the U.S. no kidding. French's American mustard was owned by a British company for 90 years until 2017 when McCormick and Company acquired it and brought it back to America. Was it where it was originally invented in 1904? Yeah.

[B]

These are some head scratching. Real things Brady's throwing at us Today.

[C]

East coast and west coast butter are different.

[B]

Well, that's the rap battle they're big on. Biggie Smalls vs. Tupac on the butter knives.

[D]

At the difference.

[C]

West coast butter sticks are shorter and thicker, and all goes back to the butter presses. Different dairies used in the mid-1900s.

[A]

And it's still the same today.

[C]

Yeah. Wow. You can get both, though. You can get the elongated butter stick.

[D]

But does that mean it's from one coast?

[C]

That must be an east coast butter stick. All right, We got a former employee of a Little Caesars. This happened in Kingston, North Carolina. He broke in after the restaurant closed. Jonathan Hackett is his name. Opened the place back up, started selling pies, pocketed all the money. No word on how many pieces he sold.

[B]

He just went in and went to work?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And nobody there noticed?

[C]

No, they closed it.

[B]

It's the Chris Valenzuela. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, wait.

[B]

The whole place was shut down, but he had all the dough, and so he went in. Ingredients.

[C]

Yeah. After it closed. Open.

[B]

Oh, I thought you meant it was like, shut down. How do you do this?

[C]

No, I got you.

[B]

Okay. So everything was already in there.

[C]

Yeah. Football's biggest game is right in front of us, and you've still got time to get in on the action. With Underdog, it's Brady from the morning sickness. And playing on Underdog is so easy. Go to the app, pick players to go higher or lower on their stats, and if your picks are right, you could win 5,000 times your money. I'm going to go higher on Sam Darnold passing yards. So download the Underdog app today and use promo code HMS to score $75 in fantasy bonus bonus entries when you play your first $5. Underdog make picks win money must be 18 plus, 19 plus in Alabama and Nebraska, 19 plus in Colorado for some games, 21 plus in Arizona, Massachusetts and Virginia. And present in state where underdog Fantasy operates. Terms apply. See assets.underdogfantasy.com web play and getterms. Underscore dfs underscore.HTML for details. Offer not valid in Maryland, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Ohio and Pennsylvania. Insert with your play. Call 1-800-GAMBLER or visit www.ncpgambling.org. in New York, call the 24.7hope line at 1-877-8-HOPE text Hope NY to 467369.

[B]

Holmberg's Morning Sickness. And no one noticed that the Little Caesars was open at midnight for the first time ever.

[C]

Got the word out.

[D]

Well, that's open up.

[B]

You Want a pie?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

That's how you.

[C]

How do you get the word out?

[B]

This dude's a genius. Oh, I guess that's true. Facebook it out there. But I. When I worked at Tony roma's in the 90s, you couldn't crack that door without an alarm going crazy. The owners show up.

[D]

He's got the code.

[B]

Probably has. He worked there?

[C]

Former employee.

[B]

Oh. They didn't change the codes.

[D]

It's like us going back to the.

[B]

Old building, and they never changed those codes. We could have been shot.

[A]

Did you go in there?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Walked right in. Yeah. It was like a year or two after we had moved out of the old building. 80809. It was worn off to the. Everybody's thumbs had done it. I walked right in. The back door was already open, so I didn't need the second code. And I walked right in the building, like, how you doing, guys? Looking at me like, huh? I didn't realize it was a house now. Guy just had nothing but computers everywhere. And I walked around for a little. He's done a lot of work upstairs. Had, like, a little kitchen he built and bedroom where Chuck's office was. Yeah. Wow. And I went back downstairs, and I waved to him as I walked out, and he just watched me. Didn't do a thing. I walked into my car and I called Larry. I took a couple videos of me getting in there. And, yeah, they don't change the code. You can go in. But I didn't make pizzas or start doing a radio show. That would have been crazy.

[C]

It was a successful night for. He got caught because he went back in on Sunday to try to open it back up a second time. One of the employees happened to be there, had to see him get in. They got into a fight. They tried to stop him from breaking.

[B]

In, but I'm dying.

[C]

His injuries were bad enough that the cops took him to the hospital and to jail.

[D]

Well, he got his ass beat.

[C]

Yeah. He's facing three felony charges. Breaking the entry, larceny, and obtaining property by false pretenses. There was a curfew in the effect. In effect in that area because they got over a foot of snow that weekend. Jonathan Hackett described the perp.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Got a mug shot. He's a total 41 years old.

[B]

41. 41. Where was it?

[C]

In Kinston, North Carolina.

[B]

Okay. Sheesh. Bullet point headline. Give it to me. I get 41. Kingston, North Carolina.

[C]

Ex employee broke into Little Caesars and started making pizzas.

[B]

Trying to figure out the Little Caesars twice. He did it twice. That's a weedy.

[A]

That's a white. I'm going. Southern Jeff Spicoli.

[B]

I'm going. A little Kenny Powers look to this guy.

[D]

I'm going. He just missed out on being on the latest season of Moonshiners.

[B]

All right, so we all think redneck. Oh, yeah. Whitey. Okay. Brady. Black guy. I would have never guessed. Ah, you know what the dead giveaway is? He was working in the middle of the night.

[A]

We thought a shift started, man.

[B]

Back to work for nothing. Just to just effing the man. Oh, for crying out loud. We all blew that one. I thought for sure that that has weedy white guy written all over it. Oh, my goodness. Oh, that's a. A terrible. We got fooled by the slider, boys. That was a Vince. Whoa. That was a terrible swing. He didn't expect that pitch at all. Made him look foolish as a Greg Maddox. Standing up there putting one by you. Just standing with a bat on his shoulder. No idea what was coming. Get ready for baseball season.

[C]

There's a new project happening in Sussex, England. They're converting a public restroom to a Mexican restaurant. El Chingaro and Casa Mex have are doing a collaboration, and they're converting this building in England that used to be a public bathroom. Yeah. You go in there multiple, like a station, and a lot of people made the comment. We're not surprised.

[B]

It's a picture of a bathroom.

[A]

Speaking of National Fart Day.

[B]

Yeah, there it is. There's your National Fart Day story.

[C]

This happened at Olive Garden in Williamsport, Pennsylvania. Got an employee that attempted suicide, and it was successful.

[B]

So it wasn't an attempt. It was an actual suicide.

[C]

Yeah, successful suicide.

[B]

That's right.

[C]

Dove headfirst into the Friars.

[D]

Started with an attempt.

[B]

Yeah. The attempt is the dive. The suicide is the friar in one of those big vats.

[C]

Well, it was.

[B]

Or, like, not the ones enough.

[C]

So where he could get the head and shoulders.

[B]

He just French fried his face.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, basically. And he stayed in it long enough, evidently.

[C]

How much for a little bit. They got him to the hospital, and then he died.

[B]

Because we're not talking about, like, a McDonald's fryer.

[D]

It's got to be like an industrial.

[C]

Yeah, it's probably four baskets or so.

[B]

Well, you know, that's. That's a McDonald's.

[C]

Yeah, I know. But you. You take them out. You got a whole.

[B]

So he just bent over and put his face in a fryer until his head was dead.

[C]

Well, he was alive when they got well.

[B]

Yeah, because I'm sure that his body.

[C]

Said no and then it went into shock and done.

[B]

When you worked at the restaurant did you ever get any of that fryer grease on your hands coming out of the fryer?

[C]

No.

[B]

You never got dirty back there? Did you ever deep fry? I'm sure you were back.

[C]

Oh no. You got little burns on the.

[B]

But did you ever go in and work the fryer for a night?

[C]

Yeah, not for the night but. But I put stuff in there but yeah but I never worked I. I knew working it is try to avoid.

[B]

When you work with a friar eventually you're.

[C]

You're gonna get hit.

[B]

Not only gonna get hit, they become gloves on their own.

[C]

Yeah well that's what they said. Who was it? Was the. Was it not Joe Coy but someone was talking about where you get the hands where the. In the Philippines.

[B]

Oh yeah. They just put them in the slide.

[C]

Their hands in the oil.

[B]

You can eventually like these these trolls in the kitchens could touch it but not with their faces. Yeah, I can't imagine that's the worst Burning alive fire ants and getting chopped in half used to be my 3 least now VAT of French fry oil to the neck up self induced. Come on now.

[C]

Got a bunch of honey that just got recalled after the FDA found an ingredient meant for treating Ed. It's made by a company in Virginia called a Carco and they claim it's specially formulated honey that gives you more energy.

[D]

We talked about this gas station honey.

[C]

Exactly the pretty much I think the same thing. The FDA tested samples found it had tadalafil in it. The active ingredient in Cialis. Some side effects include dizziness, headaches, blood pressure spikes, boners. Yep. You'd probably wouldn't confuse it with a normal jar of honey because it looks like like a medicine bottle but just says says energy support on it. If you have photo but they've recalled a lot of it. Expiration date on it's October of 2028.

[B]

Finally you're paying attention to that.

[D]

Honey doesn't expire.

[B]

I didn't think you knew.

[C]

Well that's what I said. I said exactly what Toledo said. I didn't know honey expired.

[B]

Well you didn't know your sauce expired. Vincent said I'm going to go back and listen. Did you hear Brady's heavy breath when you said deep fried face French fried man. It's the boy aquarium fried barbacoa French fried man.

[C]

A bottle of booze was discovered in Utah and it's 150 years old. Dates back to the 1870s or 80s.

[D]

They said, boss sauce on it.

[C]

The US Forest Service land. They found it by a ski resort. Actual archaeological team exhumed it. And one of them said it was full. Still had a cork in it.

[A]

They needed the archaeological team to tell them.

[B]

I liked that the quote started with. The guy said it just made the quote funnier.

[C]

So they brought it to us like.

[B]

They did that in the story when they wrote it. He said. Did he say that? Well, yeah, no. I'm doing word for work.

[D]

Quoting it.

[B]

I'm quoting it exactly. Got to do it that way.

[C]

They got High West, Utah's oldest legal distillery, to analyze the bottle's contents. And someone there tasted it.

[B]

How'd it go?

[C]

Guy said it had a little bit of it. Didn't smell like gasoline, didn't smell like tobacco spit. He said the flavor was fruity. There's a little bit of leather. There's quite a bit of age on it, whatever that meant.

[A]

Yeah, it's 150 years old.

[B]

Yeah, the ages come on. It came with this.

[C]

But how do you taste age? I guess you.

[B]

Oh, you taste age. A steak that's been sitting out for a week, you're gonna taste that age.

[C]

The experts said it appears to be a low alcohol beer. Oh. They're hoping to recreate the beverage using the yeast. And congratulations to Brian Fowler. He broke the Guinness world record title for most NFL games attended in a single season. 56. As well as the record for the fastest time to visit all NFL stadiums. Did 72 days, 20 hours and 56 minute minutes.

[D]

And he gets what for this world record?

[B]

Just attention.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's what everybody craves.

[C]

It's. So if you're clicks retired and he. You got a decent amount of dough.

[B]

That sounds like a nice little fun jaunt.

[C]

Yeah. The guy filmed it every game.

[B]

There you go. You can't redistribute that or get sued. The whole thing will backfire on him.

[D]

But.

[A]

Football's biggest game is right in front of us, and you've still got time to get in on the action. With Underdog, it's Brett Vesley from the morning sickness. And playing on Underdog is just so easy. Go to the app, pick players to go higher or lower on their stats, and if you get your picks right, you could win 5, 000 times your money. Now, I'm gonna go with both quarterbacks, Drake May and of course, Sam Darnold, to go higher on their passing touchdowns. Now, new apps drop daily. So download the Underdog app today and use a promo code HMS to SC $5 in fantasy bonus entries when you play your first $5 underdog make picks win money must be 18 +, 19 in Alabama, Nebraska, 19 in Colorado for some games, 21+ in Arizona, Massachusetts, and Virginia and present in a state where underdog fantasy operates. Terms apply. See assets.underdogfantasy.com web playand getterms._dfs_.HTML for details offer not valid in Maryland, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, and Pennsylvania. Concerned with your play, call 1-800-GAMBLER or visit www.ncpgambling.org in New York, call 24. 7 Hope 877-8-HOPE NY or text Hope NY 467-369.

[B]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[C]

Couple of radio videos.

[B]

Okay, you're very tender today. There's something wrong. You all right?

[C]

First one.

[A]

Start.

[B]

Turn into him. Isn't he.

[D]

It's the Winnie the Pooh.

[B]

People say nothing is impossible, but I knew nothing all day.

[C]

First one.

[B]

Brady the Pooh is gonna. We have to change it when the podcast really gets rolling. Breathe the Pooh.

[D]

It's his report.

[B]

He's so tender. Gilbert is now known as the Thousand Acre Woods.

[D]

The Tender Report.

[B]

Hello, friends. I'm a bear of small mind. All right, go ahead.

[C]

Here we go. It's looks like a.

[B]

Okay, I don't know what this is. There's a guy holding another dude upside down. Am I getting.

[C]

Yeah, that's part of it.

[B]

The guy's got a guy in the suplex. Oh, he's got a second, throws him down. The other guy picks him up by the legs. Oh, they're dancing and fighting. Then he does a little shuffle, a little shoe shine there, and then drop the guy like a bad habit with a right hook.

[C]

Looks like a Sugar Ray.

[B]

Yeah, it was a. It was an ugly version.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, it was a really bad version. What Ali used to do with the. The foot shuffle. Kick, kick, kick. Right.

[D]

But it was a distraction.

[B]

Yeah, it worked just enough that the other guy stood and stared at it. I was like, what the. Why are you dancing? He turned into the sandman for a second, then he apolloed his ass. All right. Oh, no.

[C]

A cripple step into the local. Local dentist's office in this town, wherever they live.

[D]

It's inescapable.

[B]

This is terrible. This is in a very, very poor nation. A guy is sitting on a kindergartner's chair outside with his mouth open, and another guy in a Hawaiian shirt.

[C]

Dennis. Chair. John, is it?

[B]

It is now.

[D]

I guess he's holding string.

[B]

And he's got a string tied to a elderly black man's tooth. And he's like he's going to pull this right out, isn't he's got one tooth left on each side of his mouth.

[C]

That's it. Oh, the sound.

[B]

Oh, the noise.

[C]

Look at that root gnaw.

[B]

This dude's not used to that. He's got one tooth. Oh, pull it again. Here, listen for the noise. When the tooth comes out, you can't miss it. Oh, man.

[C]

No thank you.

[B]

This white dude flew all the way over there just to pull the tooth out of that guy. And he's still not punching him.

[C]

White. He ain't.

[B]

Wait, that dude is, Isn't he? The dentist isn't white.

[C]

Nope.

[B]

He's just whiter than the guy in the chair knees. I don't know what that means, Richard.

[C]

He's got dirty knees.

[B]

By the equator he's tan. Look everybody, there's no showers. His knees get dirty. That dude's not. He's white.

[C]

No.

[B]

No self respecting man in Africa is wearing that outfit. And I know that's saying something like from a Jimmy Buffett, that dude is a Christian missionary.

[D]

Nope.

[B]

Look at the hands. I'm looking at his hands. Look at his face right there. All right, there it is. All right. Yeah, he's just a lot lighter than the guy who's pulling the tooth. Well, at least it isn't racism. At least it was black on black dentistry. Black on black dentistry. Because that is not how you're supposed to do that. Man. Oh man. All right, that hurts. Tooth pulling is not good.

[A]

All right, all right. Crandall's feed must have been over into Brady's for a minute.

[B]

Oh, no, no. This is a giant headed crippled girl.

[D]

It is.

[B]

That's Ken Young on a body of like a 9 year old. Her head is the size of a 35 BF Goodrich.

[C]

That's what I, I saw her and.

[D]

I just know it's not. It's. I'm hoping it is.

[A]

And we just, we just had the, the fight before. Well, here's another fight.

[B]

A couple of dudes.

[D]

Oh, in the hood. This is gonna be worse.

[B]

Guy in a wheelchair, he's got no legs and he, and he takes a swing and a guy standing in front of him. Oh, and it's a full fight. He's the kimbo slice of cripples. He's just throwing bombs in the front yard on a guy.

[A]

I don't know if it's clean, so.

[B]

Just keep it down. All Right. And now Don Cheadle gets back up to hit the guy in the wheelchair. But wheelchair Kimbo slice, ducks it, don't know how, throws a punch. He's Somehow or another, he's still standing, and he can't stand up.

[D]

He's got one leg.

[B]

Dude has one leg and he beat up a man. Wow. So beaten up, he can't even. Now he can't walk. I've never seen a man win in a wheelchair before. I did witness once a midget with one arm beat my friend Kevin at a game of pool. And that was, up until that video, the most amazing crippled thing I'd ever seen. One arm try to play pool with one arm. Now with a midget's hand. And he had little step stool he'd run around with. And he beat Kevin Manion at a game of pool in a way no one could ever explain. $100. Fetish time.

[C]

Oh, foot file.

[B]

I got a guy in a. In a mask, and he's licking a woman's foot while she does the foot file over the balls of her feet. Now, good news is her feet are pretty clean. She's flaking a little, but it's not terrible. Could be worse. And this guy's really enjoying it. And she's in a onesie.

[C]

She's.

[D]

She might be packing.

[B]

No, she's just got a thick one. This dude's mouth is wide open while this lady pumices off the bottom of her toes and the balls of her feet into his mouth. He's liking that too much. What the hell is going on in the hell.

[A]

Here's a nice save of a dog.

[B]

All right, good dog's leash.

[A]

Got caught in the elevator.

[B]

Got caught in the. Oh, yeah, I've seen this. Where? This is crazy Pekingese. His leash is in there and hangs him. And the dude grabs and realizes, oh, we're about to lose. We got to get this leash off. And down goes the elevator. And the dog. He's got to break that leash, or the dog's neck's gonna break. Hurry, dog. Don't fight back. Hurry. Oh, he's pulling on that thing. He saved the dog. The leash is free. He did it. Little Pekingese makes it. Oh, that's cool. That made me happy.

[A]

See, I got some good stuff in here, too.

[B]

That was nice. That was uplifting. Yeah. See if you can find Savannah Guthrie's mom in the next video.

[A]

I don't think this.

[B]

Oh, God. There's a naked man with a mask on in the middle of a town square performance. Signs And a lady's got a big old pair of boots on. She's gonna kick him square in the ding ding. Oh, right in the ding ding. In front of a bunch. Yeah, a bunch of people saw this. The second kick, square to the ball. She is accurate.

[D]

That's like, a nice place. That's like, man.

[B]

Oh, now he's kissing her feet. Yeah.

[C]

There's probably Amsterdam.

[B]

There's gigantic curtains and like.

[D]

Like. Is that bunting?

[B]

Like the Met gala, for God's sake.

[A]

This one's kind of scary.

[C]

All right.

[A]

We're in an elevator almost 20 stories.

[B]

Oh, my God. Dude's in the elevator. He's shutting the door. He's got his groceries. And it starts to go a little faster than expected. Hits the button, and we go. It's going real fast. Doors are open for no reason, too. And it's just. Oh, he's trying to hit every button to stop this. It looks like it's going up.

[C]

Is it?

[A]

Yeah, it is.

[B]

Oh. It was flying up, and then it crashed. So it went all the way to the top floor. Oh, my goodness.

[A]

And then we'll just. For Brady's day today, isn't it?

[B]

Hold on. Isn't it shocking how much we trust elevators? Isn't it just amazing?

[A]

Wow. It's all about convenience again.

[B]

It is.

[A]

Climb the stairs.

[B]

We don't ever think of going 550.

[C]

Every time I ride them, do you? A little bit.

[B]

That must be a weight thing. I don't.

[C]

I had a girl that I knew in college. She was in San Francisco, and it was. It was two stories, and she. Both her legs snapped. Compound fractures.

[B]

Because the elevator dropped.

[C]

Dropped.

[B]

Oh, we trust.

[C]

And I think about that every.

[B]

Because then you go to. You get excited when you get, like, to the aria in Vegas. You're like, oh, I'm the 54th floor.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Which is technically the 44th, because they don't have the 40s. Right. But 44 floors is 450ft. And you just climb in a little box that you trust has the pulleys, and everybody's been keeping an eye on it, and you just hover. We don't. Because we can't see out of them. I don't think we think about it. It's just like a little room. Keeps us safe. And they're very safe. But I get. Brady thinks about it a lot.

[C]

Yeah. That's why I jump up every time it stops.

[B]

I like the ones who get in that feel like they're the wrong elevator for the shaft. Like, you get in and it starts wobbling around. You're like, oh, I can. I can surf this for a second.

[C]

The stopping too floor. Whatever.

[B]

Love it. We trust them too much. All right, what do you got?

[A]

This one came through today. It's for Brady's big day today.

[D]

All right.

[B]

It's one relatively attractive woman with her face buried into the leopard skin pants of a fat woman. Well, she just blasts ass into her face. Broke wind in here. That's right.

[C]

That's right.

[B]

All right, get the Eddie Murphy raw at the end. Let's take another look at the fart day, ladies. Her face is on the butthole with one of those sound effects mics that amps. Somebody Broke wind. Either way, she's got her nose too close to that lady's butt.

[A]

Absolutely.

[B]

So there we go.

[C]

All right.

[B]

There you go.

[C]

She could die, couldn't she? Take that methane in.

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

What.

[B]

You think that's murder?

[D]

Yeah, man.

[B]

What are you referencing? What? What? What? What have you heard? Do you think that's real? You can die from that?

[C]

Oh, I think you. No, I don't think you can die from that.

[B]

All right, you've almost said you think. You almost dug in on that.

[C]

You were gonna go down methane, a lot of methane.

[B]

Yeah, but you were about to start telling a story. Just.

[C]

I had a buddy die inhaling a farm.

[D]

That's not part of your type 5.

[B]

No, that isn't it. Don't do that. Don't make up. Your Type Fives made up are terrible.

[C]

It's a cold day.

[B]

No, all right, it's. You don't need to worry about. Josh Wolf is going to join us a little bit. Is he here yet?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

All right. Josh is. Great. We'll bring Josh Wolf in next. It's 98 KUPD, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98 kupt.