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02-06-23 - WWBD - w/Craig Gass - Questions Coming In For Craig - He's Going Bald Should He Buy Hair Plugs or New Cans For Wife - His Wife's Hair Smells Bad - Wesley Has Medical Prob w/Sex Should He Give Wife Free Pass
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - What Would Brady Do? - Monday February 6, 2023
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John Holmberg
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Check out the Desert Ridge Improv on Thursday to see the Shindig show with Jimmy Shin and special guest Tom Arnold as well as Chris Austin. Key Friday through Sunday. Stand Up Live has funny man Tony Baker Friday and Saturday. And the Tempe Improv features Dan Levy on Thursday and the brilliant Frank Caliendo on Sunday. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com all right, I've got a few questions we're gonna get to for Craig and then we'll get one. There's gotta be some jazz. There's a couple of good ones in here I've, I've, I've edited, I've added, I've helped. And we'll just include it in. What would Brady Do? As we speak right now. What would Brady do? That's right. What would Brady do? The most moral man in all of Phoenix is here to solve your problems. And the questions I have from some listeners here and from me. This one's from me. I like this one. I've rented my Airbnb to a family of Eagles fans. What do you suggest I use to get the smell out after they leave? Oh, my God. You can ask any of the Chiefs. Can I get you on camera asking the question? So it's not me asking it. I'll do it. Yeah, you'd say, hey, a friend of mine has this question. Hold me up, I'll do it. This one says every office in America. You can ask either team. Every office in America has the employee that makes them nervous that someday he's going to snap, known as the office weirdo. Who is that on your team? That's a great question. That's a really good question. That's a similar. Because they could have some fun with that if they wanted that. Because everybody's got an office weirdo. Every time you say it, you're like, we know who every guy in this room is thinking of the person when we say office weirdo without, you know, naming him. It's a great question. Greg Wilson. Yeah. Loves Cody chopping it up. He's cleaning the corners of the floor with his face. You know what's funny? I think Greg is here this week. Is he? Well, we'll bring him in. I'm performing at Stir Crazy on Thursday. I think he's there the next day. All right, well, maybe. Depends on behavior, right? Yeah. And then he'll be at the chop house. Which one of the Eagles or Chiefs players, depending on who you ask, is more likely going to be notorious in this game for the play that ruins everything. Ooh. Ask that of any team, either one. Ask them obviously, about the other team. Right. You're not going to say, yeah, who's going to wreck it for them? Who's going to wreck it for them? Yeah, you don't have anybody. And that I can tell you right now from my experience, you're not going to get them. No. They're a quality team. You know, they're really. We just got to be mind our own business. No one will get anyone A. And it's funny, cuz this whole thing becomes a Jedi mind trick. How do I go around, get around them, their diplomacy. O.J. simpson said, you're going to win the game. Does that make you want to throw it? Hey, Twitter world, Twitter world. I got Eagles going to win this game. Craig not going to win. And if I got to be honest, you know what bothers me is that he's always right on everything. He's never wrong. Like, you watch me, like, Jesus, he's making great points. Stop making great points. I feel like he's gonna snap. I got this whole, what do you say about Roe versus Wade? I disagree. You know, this whole Roe versus Wade thing, I think they got this thing wrong, if I'm gonna be honest. I think women have the right to choose unless it comes down to who they Date or what they wear, fellas, you know what I'm talking about. I don't think you should be allowed to kill anything until it's like in its 30s. I guess comes down to I don't know where life begins, but I know where it ends. Have a good holiday. All right, let's see. I'm just, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. The last one, when the Bills were playing their final playoff game, his patio was decked out. Yeah. For this big party. He's the only one there. Yeah, well, he's the only one that'll be on camera. There's people behind camera like, I love OJ's parties, but I'm not going to, I'm not going on camera. Probably hundreds of people on the other side of the camera having a party and nobody. Anyway, key party. That being said, any of you in this room this week, you're out at a restaurant. Yes. I'd be best friends with him in seconds. Absolutely. Yes, absolutely. 100 for the story. Yeah, you do it for the story. That's another question. And ask one of the running backs for either team, if OJ Simpson took you under his wing and gave you football advice and wanted to hang out, would you go meet with him now? I'm not trying to be a puss. You're being a puss. But these are the kind of questions, the OJ questions where someone could get. Quit talking about. Yeah. Yes. They know what you're doing. But I, I admire the question. It's a great question. It's a great question. O.J. simpson, O.J. at the Bar, screwdriver. What do you offer? It's a good one. OJ says you're going to win the game. Do you throw it now? Yeah. Does that make you kind of want to throw it? Yeah. Yeah, I like that. I like renting the Eagles fans and getting the smell out. How do you get the smell? Huh? The office employee is a good one. You've got some gems here, Craig. If you get in tonight, that's how it works. I remember Russell Wilson, notoriously robotic. Yeah. Well, he's not a human being. And I thought, I'm going to sneak in a joke, make him laugh. Yeah. Then when I get him to laugh, I'll throw in a question when he puts his guard down. And the thing that made him laugh was I said, russell, my name is Craig Gass. I'm a stand up comedian. Anyone who knows you knows that you're a man of faith. Am I Right. And he said, absolutely. And I said, okay. Have you ever seen Cam Chancellor hit somebody so hard that you went, oh, my God, we gotta pray for that guy? And he started laughing. And I go, all right. And Russell, who on the Seahawks most needs to go to church? And he went, I'm not touching that. Like, he thought about it for a second and said, I'm not touching that. He's got his list. He knows he's got his list. Yeah, it's a. It's a tough one because they're so cut and dry. And then they kind of want it to be fun, but then they take all the fun away. But we're going to get you a few. We'll get you some more. If you have anything, we can farm over Holmberg@98cupid.com and we can give them to Craig Gass as he wanders around this evening looking for people to annoy, which is what you're going to do. What are your questions? You got all lined up? You got anything good about the Eagles fans? Is the focus. That's what I want, the whole video, because I want every video to be. A couple years ago, my focus was my birthday is always two weeks after the Super Bowl. I walked around to all the Rams and Patriots players and said, my birthday's in two weeks. How do I look like you in two weeks. That's pretty solid. And there was a guy from the Rams who said, pray to Jesus before I even finished the question. But the best response was Rob Gronkowski, who looked at me and he went, oh. And he looked me up and down and he said, how long do you have? And I said. And I put the microphone in his face, and I went, two weeks. And he goes, oh, wow, okay. Like, off the top. Thousand burpees a day. And I go, what? And I put the mic back in his face. He goes, yeah, that thousand, like, for sure. 14,000 burpees put you over the top. Like, I'm gonna go from this to Gronk to Gronk in two weeks. I don't think it's possible. He. He probably believes it. Yeah. Yeah. A thousand burpees a day. That's hilarious. To start. To start to kick you off. That's the first thing. The first thing. You're not done. Your workout's not over. It's time for what would Brady do? As we work through these questions, it's brought to you by our friends at Mo Money Pond. MMP Guns right inside there. If you want to go down there and do like Brett did and build your own. They've got that whole system in place for you. Save some money doing that and learn a whole bunch about the gun you're actually getting. Learn how to clean it, learn how to handle it, learn all of its mechanics. Easy enough. They're all certified and ready to go. Plus they got all that great stuff inside their store, which is brand new and beautiful on 12th street in Indian School, Mo. Money pawn.com. brady, are you ready? Ready. Craig, you can help at any time. All right. Dear Brady, hair plugs and hair treatment. I'm 30, I'm balding fast, and I have a flat, weird bald head. Or spruce up the fiance's cans. Now. A recent. A friend of mine recently just had hair plugs put in. How do they look? About. Nothing's happening yet. About 15 grand. Have you ever. There's a cancer costume of new things available. There's a new gel that's. Yeah. Don't trust it if you're already bald. It doesn't work. Chia spread. It grows your hair naturally. No, it doesn't. That's. You're watching too much late night tv. I realized by asking this question that there may be a potential advertiser here at the station. But have you ever seen it work? Well, not for people going from bald to something, but for people. Yeah. So thin hair. If they've got hair. Yeah. And they. They fix it. Yeah, I've seen that work out. Well, we have one guy that swears by the capulous. You wear that hat. Yeah. You got to wear it twice a day. I think you do the red light hats. Yeah. And that's proven therapy to keep hair healthy. But wait, what's going on in the cap? Is there something in the cap? It's red light therapy. Red lights in there. So it works if you, like, stimulate. Brett's got great hair. And if he, you know, if he wore that, his hair would be healthier. But if you're bald, like Brady and me and you, it's there. You got nothing. Because that would be called a cure and there isn't one. Or do you get his fiance new cans? What would you do? You got a flat, weird bald head. Well, how. How far along is he going to say. Okay, as far as what? Because. Yeah, with the hair loss, like if it's completely gone. Because then that. That's a total change when you put that. Replacements. Which is the conversation. It's the conversation we're having right now. Yeah. That, that if you're fully bald, it might be a Waste of money. That's right. But if you're just thinning. Starting to thin now you touch it up. If. If you're just starting to thin a little bit and it's showing, I would touch it up, but I don't think it'll run you 15 grand. The only hesitation on the fiance thing is if she get. Gets him before she's. You're married. Yeah, you got to do. No, no, fiance. You got to do it. You don't trust her. Well, girls are. Man, they don't have a horse. Girls are. All a sudden she's. You're dropping that money on her. Not to everybody. Yeah, come on. Not with Devin Booker in town. No, I'm not doing it with Booker. Halloween, just handing them out to everybody that shows up just a dirty slut. You know how women are. And you're plunking out the money early on. You're setting a precedence for what you're gonna have for the rest of them. How about this? She pays for her own cans, you pay for your own hair. I don't hear her offering up money for your hair. So you pay for your hair. And if she wants to buy her own cans, she can do that. And I know that seems like a bad idea, but Brady's right. You never buy. You never send a woman to school and you never buy her cans. Fact. Well, you know what that broad's gonna say? Well, you are gonna enjoy em too, so you should kick in for a while. Yeah, well, then what a Chicago Steven. You know that broads did. He's loaded with those. Yeah. Two hours in, he opens his mouth and goes, well, you know the broads are gonna do. And when you get in the age. Welcome to Brett. Sour spoiled milk. Yeah. He says, yeah, it's great theory. He's like, men age like wine and women age like milk. She's expired. I'm not racist, but let me say something. Oh, if I was, that'd be hilarious. The. Yeah, don't. You don't do that. Especially for a fiance. I don't even think you should buy your wife cans. I think in this day and age of all this equality and nonsense, you should not be the one responsible. And if you do, you get paperwork says you get one back. But every woman listening on the split, you get a half. Every woman listening to this is thinking the same thing about the guy getting the hair treatment. What are you trying to look better for if you're engaged? Like, why not just personal stuff? I mean, you get the same thing with boobs. Here's the good point. Then the difference would be like if, if you turn around, if you said, I, I'm thinking about getting my hair tweaked. Yeah. Getting a piece. And she says, I love your hair the way that it's at, but it's not. What do you say that way? Would you go to, would you get the hair done? Yeah. Because if his, if he's got, if I had, if I didn't have. I think your hair looks great. Yeah. Yeah. What the reason why I'm saying that you can tell the woman that's like, I love your breasts. Yeah. I think they're great right now. They're still. Come on. No woman believes that. Well, I know no woman believes that. Whatever you're saying, it's like you. And you don't believe it either. If you're saying, God, these, these are the best breasts ever. But if you want to add to them, it's like a house. It's like 3,000 square foot house you love, but you're like somebody wants to throw on 1100 square feet. You're going to take that spinners on your car. Yeah, it is, it's, it's. You're going to be all for it. No. And I don't care what your wife's boobs look like right now. If she said she wanted to make them bigger and a little bit stronger, you'd be like, yeah, that's okay. It's very tempting. But she should pay for that kick in half. Yeah. Get one back. You got to be smart about this. I just love that the girl is going to look better and it's. Oh man. But you know what happens when they look better, Right? That's a good point too. Craig's making, if you put cans in her and your big flat bald head still hanging around a couple of years, she's going to look at you like I can upgrade in a heartbeat over a rock head here. Rock. Get your hair done. You got somebody else for the glutes. You've got a good bald head, don't you, Craig, under that hat? Yeah, it's round. Well, it's shaved and you don't have lumps or a flat. No. Yeah. I feel sorry for those guys that lose their hair and they've got lunky heads because. Weird shaped heads. Absolutely. Because my head is actually pretty good shape, which I'm fortunate because I have no hair. It's weird shape head. Guys listening this right now going, oh no, they know you can put an entire meal on it. Like A table. It's like flat on top and it's weird. Dear Brady, my wife decided she doesn't want to shave down there anymore. She's going old school. At first it was sort of fun. But let me tell you this. The men of the 70s evidently had zero sensitivity to smell. Because that hair holds everything. That fish video you guys have been talking about, by the way. Send it to me, Brett. I think it could have starred my wife. It was a lady in it, Harry. Anyway, I want to talk to her about it, but she's big on this thing. What do you suggest, Tyler? Talk to her about it. Don't be afraid to. We'll get in the shower and scrub it up. Don't go down on her. After hiking and a day at the house, make sure she showered up and put some prel in there. Yeah, some Aussie hair salad, maybe. Style it up. If you're gonna have it, make it work 100%. Right about the hair, that it retains the smell. Absolutely. Yeah. Because it's just soaking in all the pee drippings. Same thing with butt hair. Same thing with butt hair. Very true. If your wife has butt hair, kill yourself. Accumulate part hair. My wife's butt hair, she lets go rogue. And I'm a little. No, you lost me at wife's butt hair. She should be managing that. But if she decided to go with the full. She's tired of it. You know, my wife Pele still has a hairy butt. I don't. I don't know if she's tired of it. She's just going for a new thing. Yeah, she needs to save herself. It's. It's. It's better to do it to groom it. Well, you can groom it. You gotta wash it. And it's on him to not be so excited every time she gets all fired up. Can't help myself. You get in the shower first. Cause that thing stinks. Just tell her. She'd tell you. But does that mean that she's not cleanly. I mean, she's. She's not keeping it clean. It means both of them are gross. Because she's willing to let him go down there without washing it. And he's willing to do it. Well, we saw the trout lady. Exactly. So the two of them are discussed. She was groomed. Yeah, she was, actually. And then make it a fun thing to family activity. Yeah, let's. Let's groom it together. I'll come for the whole family. Yeah, let's get down there with the kids. Some Aussie. Aussie hair salon. Spice it up. Yeah. And we'll get some hair salon. My bush is scary. We're gonna fix that today, Trevor. Oh, good. You're right at eye height, too. You can really eyeball the lines. Get the head and shoulders in there and scrub it. Scrub it. God, mom, you really stink down there. This is a phrase that every woman shouldn't know. And it's the fact that she's like, go ahead. It starts pushing the top of your head down there. Older, you might need some. Sell some blooms. Whatever you need. This guy said he would switch her body wash with a bottle of Nair. Yeah, that's actually a good idea. I like that idea. Great line. Teach that broad something. That's right. Anyway, keep it clean. You're both a couple of pigs. I ain't gonna shave it down there no more. Who announces that? Well, you should shave. What's going on? I ain't doing that no more. Hygiene is now secondary. I think she's announcing to let him know. I think she's in her mind. She thinks. She thinks she's being respectful by making the announcement instead of just doing it, not saying anything about it. She's trying to let him know, like, hey, I'm just. I'm gonna grow this thing out. I've decided I don't want to. I'm not gonna wash it. And you're still gonna do stuff. She's trying to communicate. It sounds like hillbilly communication. Bad message. Yeah. By scent. Yeah. She's announcing the Y is closed, man. Thank God. So wash. Wash your wife's bee. Yes, it's John Holmberg here, and it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins and my home group and Doug Hopkins dot com. 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Only at Hooters, the original wing joint. Since 1983, dear Brady, my wife has asked me for a free pass for sex. You're gonna like this one. Uh oh. But there's a reason I have a physical condition that makes sex not at all work for me. Oh, no, not erectile dysfunction. It's just my entire ability to have sex is nearly impossible. It's been 15 months since we've done anything. It's a problem for me in a huge way. I want her to be happy. She's a sexual woman. I can't do the oral thing because it's just frustrating. We've just stopped everything. Why is the oral thing. That's too many questions. Yes, I would assume it's frustrating because it has to stop there. Or maybe the frustrating is that she's not able to finish. Or maybe she's not excited about it because she knows. Yeah, because she wants more than just that. Maybe he lost his tongue in an accident. That could be too. That's very possible. She's hung on for dear life, and she's had a wish. No tongue. Your pelvis doesn't work anymore. Does she have a specific person that she wants to. I don't know yet. So she doesn't want to leave me, but she definitely wants sex. She's young, she's healthy. I can't stand the thought of her with another man, but I can't give her what she needs. I honestly haven't talked to anyone about this. What would Brady do? Wes, dude, how great of a contest would this be for the morning show? Bang. Wes, Life not a contest because we've already got a winner. Toledo no more. Yeah, we've talked about it before. If that would ever happen to shut down, I. I would say I can't make you. I'd feel bad to feel like you have to be celibate the whole time or can't have any action. That's not fair. I wouldn't ask out of anyone to do that on the other side either. Right? So I think you got to. If. If you can stay together and have, like, an open marriage, which is tougher, or you got to just let it go. Let her have at it. She doesn't want to leave you. Hey, Omar, it's yours truly. Hey, O.T. what's up? You Know, I've been thinking a lot about what you guys are talking about with this gentleman, this listener. I love that you guys share these stories. What would you do to the wife who had this problem? Well, I don't understand why in situations like this where the woman is asking for something that you're not able to oblige with, why we don't just stab these bitches. And what's this listener's name? What's his name? Wes. Wesley. Wesley. If you don't have any extra. I have extras. I'm just saying. All right. Well, the advice from OJ is always good with the OJ's final solution. I'm just saying. OJ's marital counseling. Always. I would just cut the bitch's head off. It's a solved problem. I've always found the best way to get a girl off is to scare them by threatening their life. They always get wet, if you know what I mean. Anyways, I'm just saying it was just a really bad period on Nicole's porch is what we're saying. Oh, yeah. She just, you know, she was just going through a tough time and, you know, you gotta settle your marital differences, you know? Yes. And if someone else gets involved, they gotta go to office. I'm just saying I gotta get that guy. Do you think you couldn't do it? Your pelvis stops working for some reason, like you can't make the motions. I'm not. I wouldn't ask my wife to stay with me through thick or thin on that. But if she says, I don't want to leave those desires. But that would be a tough one. Yeah, I'd have to. Unbelievably tough one. Yeah. Hopefully I would maybe adjust to it, but I don't think she comes back like, limping exactly. Just. Yeah, that'd be a tough one. Oh, just gas comes back. Yeah. You don't know. I'm so tired. God, was she hanging out with Lex Steele all weekend or what? All day? Oh, you know, we made a deal, remember? Oh, right, the dicks. How was it? And that was just very tired. That was just a backup. I noticed you have a lot of appointments. Even the starters. I gotta go to bed. It's 5:30. I know. I gotta bed. Remember that girl? That girl that came out and said that she'd had sex with all the sons. Yeah, yeah. And she's like. Yeah. And she named all the players and described this easy. And then they got good and they're going to bring her back. That was when they sucked that was in the late season round. She slept with all of them and then they went no in the bubble and came back to the championship the next year. Yep. Yeah. I don't know Brett, you would. What would. But would Brett do? This is always a good one. What would Brett do if your pelvis doesn't work no more? These broads, these bloods. Hang myself. Would you just kill yourself? What's the point of going on exactly. West Brett has suggest. You know, it's not. That's why we play. What would Brady do? What are we gonna do? Your pelvis don't work. What are you still wandering my earth? Exactly. There's a rope. What use are you now? Yes, good point. Get it fixed, man. I don't know. What? Well, you do whatever you can to try to get it fixed, but. Yeah, it sounds like, you know, what if. What if it he has another year left of living? No, but like it's been 15 months and it takes. What is he though? Yeah, like he can't move it at all Bedridden or what does funct like nothing works right. So maybe just so his cranks doesn't. I don't know. I don't want to get into it too much with him because if that's the case, she can just jump up there and these are questions you should ask the Chiefs or Eagles tonight. Wesley can't bang his wife. Yeah. My friend Wesley cannot have sex physically anymore. Wesley, can you also send a phone number? Yeah. We'd like to talk to your wife a little bit about this and see what she's going through. Maybe take her to lunch and then, you know, give her a good railing. Fill her up with advice. Yeah. We want to rail your wife for you, Wesley. We'll do would be an honor. We love our listeners that much. We'll take the misery from you and we'll place it right inside. We'll just bury the pain in your wife. Oh, God. You've been in the bathroom quite a while, hon. Yeah, Wes, it's. I'm just full. I gotta be honest. You never did that when we were married. I just need to lay down. You wanna go to a movie or something? Wes, can I borrow your wheelchair? You have an ice pack? What do you mean you can't sit down? What does that mean? I was giving Brady's voice. What's. What do you mean you can't sit down? Just. Wesley, you don't understand. I mean this was. Have you been to blacked.com? because I have. Oh, no. What's on that website. Honey, I need to talk to you about some of your searches. Yeah, she's sorry, Wesley. I feel bad. The guy's sitting home listening for the advice and we're like, Wesley's talking to his feet. Is it his wife or his fiance? His wife. His wife. Every once in a while she gets a text. She looks at her phone, just smiles. Oh, what was that? Gotta go. I gotta go. Do you want to finish watching your Honors? The new ones out? No, no, I don't want to watch it anymore. I'll be back. I know. Wheels on in an hour. You're gonna be back. I know where you're going. She comes back. Let me just grab this shoehorn. What do you need the shoehorn? Are you cooking over at Carol's? What's with all the butterfly? We're cooking butter. And the drill. What? We're making very hardware based cookies. We're mixing. I know what you're doing. That's every day she leaves the house. Wes is gonna say that. What's up? You're not going to Carol's. I know where you're going. What a horrible predicament. Have you been eating Little Debbie's or cream stuff all over here? Look. Cream. Yes, I was creampied. Oh, okay. That sounds delicious. Yes. Okay. Good night, Wesley. It's four in the afternoon. Good night, Wesley. I know where you been. Your nose is bleeding. Oh, my God. Has it still got blood on it? It should be that door sound. Over and over and over again. It's six in the morning. Where are you going? I know where you're going. Miserable, maybe. Breath. Right? See? Someone spilled milk in the toilet again. I know what you're. I know what you're doing. I can't take it. That's a lifelong thing. If you're not gonna fix it on your own, that is a lifelong thing. And that's. This sound is gonna break your heart every time. Over and over and over. Wes, can I borrow 20 bucks for valet? I've got to go park in an apartment. I know where. Yeah, here's my. Where you're going. Goodbye. Everybody gets to watch your honor uninterrupted, which is a good show. Don't forget your birth control. Yeah, it's pretty. Or Wesley. A hanger, Towels, butter. I. I know what you're going to do. Wesley is really looking for advice. He's just sitting next to his radio like tears just welling up. Wesley, you just have to accept your role. And I think, Craig, you had the best advice. Just get that fixed. Get it fixed. Figure out how to get it fixed. And then also, the other word that comes up a lot in these situations is just acceptance. This is your situation. Make the most of it by recognizing you can't go any further than this. So get great at the oral thing. Be the greatest oral guy that ever lived. Tough to carry. You want to please them, but you should do that. And if she's not pleased by it, just that, try harder. Then hang yourself. But don't. Don't take Brett's advice until at least December. You got to put in a good 10 months of work here. 10 months of, like, you really burying it down there. If there's a story of a mass shooting. Yeah. Oh, no, it's. Look, he's going, this guy's shooting blanks. There's nothing about this guy shooting. And I scared us. I can't even do that. I ain't afraid of anything. Leslie's shooting. It's like. Yeah, it just looked like his gun's throwing up a little bit. Holmberg for three. Thank you. From downtown. There you go. That is what Brady did. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98. 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