02-06-25 - Entertainment Drill - THU - w/Dale Hellestrae - Dale's Score Prediction For The Super Bowl - More Hits On Brady's Butt Hygiene

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode 02-06-25 Summary

Release Date: February 6, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Guests: Dale Hellistray, Larry McFeely
Broadcasted on: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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1. Welcome and Introduction

The episode kicks off with Dick Toledo promoting a FanDuel bonus bet offer (00:00). Brady Bogen then announces the live streaming of Holmberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com (00:35), leading into the main discussions of the day.

2. Sports Talk: Super Bowl Predictions

The primary focus centers on the upcoming Super Bowl, with guests Dale Hellistray and Brady Bogen delving into team performances, player predictions, and scoring forecasts.

• Team Preferences and Rivalries:

  • Brady expresses a strong dislike for the Philadelphia team, citing negative experiences and disdain for the city's ambiance:

    "I hate their fans. I hate the city. It's an awesome dirty there. There's a ton of funeral homes... I played there 12 years, never saw the sun. The fans are ridiculous." (01:07)

  • Dale counters by sharing thoughts on Kansas City, hoping they don't secure a third consecutive Super Bowl win:

    "You got your two in a row. Steelers have two in a row. Patriots have two in a row." (01:44)

• Scoring Predictions:

  • The duo debates potential final scores, with Dale leaning towards the Eagles dominating:

    "I think Philly's got the advantage, and Saquon Barkley will break a couple long runs." (06:54)

  • Brady suggests a tight game with specific scores:

    "How about a 31, 31, 27. 31." (07:13)

• Player Highlights:

  • Saquon Barkley's performance is highlighted, anticipating impactful runs against the Chiefs' formidable offensive line:

    "Saquon Barkley will break a couple long runs. Just... we saw it against Washington." (06:54)

3. Super Bowl Experiences and Anecdotes

Brady shares a personal Super Bowl experience, highlighting the challenges of playing with a new football and the high-pressure environment:

"I go out there, we're snapping from the 10 yard line and I just go to. To move it like I like it and it like squirts out of my hand. I'm like, what?" (03:07)

4. Promotions and Commercial Segments

The show incorporates various promotional segments seamlessly into the conversation:

• ReactDefense.com Promotion:

  • Dale discusses his experience with crowd work at the Phoenix Open and promotes ReactDefense.com, emphasizing tactical self-defense training:

    "Reactdefense.com it is the place to go. It teaches you all that stuff." (09:34)

• Prestige Billiards Commercial:

  • A humorous exchange leads to a live promo where Brady delivers the necessary lines for Prestige Billiards AZ:

    "Prestige, billiards, az.com. that's it." (08:59)

5. Celebrity News: Howie Mandel and Bill Burr Apology

Larry McFeely brings up a noteworthy moment where Howie Mandel apologizes to Bill Burr on his podcast, leading to discussions about celebrity interactions and personal grudges:

"Howie Mandel used his Tuesday's podcast episode to apologize to Bill Burr." (11:43)

"I'm so happy that that whole thing happened. What, that Brady washed his ass?" (12:04)

6. Personal Jabs and Humor

The hosts engage in playful banter and ribbing, particularly focusing on personal traits and appearances:

• Dale critiques Giselle Bunching's appearance, humorously suggesting she resembles him when viewed sideways:

  "Turn her sideways, Brett. Let's get... she looks like me." (16:14)

• Brady and Dale exchange light-hearted insults, adding a humorous layer to the conversation:

  "You're an asshole for even bringing this up." (12:34)
  "I have high standards, Dan." (17:15)

7. Community and Listener Engagement

The episode touches upon local sports figures and community members, encouraging listener interaction and highlighting local sports stories.

• Dale mentions Carl Withers from Dobson High School Mustang and promotes local sports coverage:

  "He can come cuck the Dale interview. I don't need more Mustangs in here." (17:51)

8. Closing Remarks

The show wraps up with Larry McFeely making a humorous final comment about someone's attire:

"Oh, you have eight inches of butt crack." (18:33)

John Holmberg signs off, reminding listeners to tune in the next day for another engaging episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Brady on Disliking Philadelphia:

  "I hate their fans. I hate the city... The fans are ridiculous." (01:07)

• Dale on Super Bowl Advantage:

  "Philly's got the advantage, and Saquon Barkley will break a couple long runs." (06:54)

• Brady's Super Bowl Snap Struggle:

  "I just go to. To move it like I like it and it like squirts out of my hand. I'm like, what?" (03:07)

• Dale Promoting ReactDefense.com:

  "Reactdefense.com it is the place to go. It teaches you all that stuff." (09:34)

• Humorous Promotion Delivery:

  "Prestige, billiards, az.com. that's it." (08:59)

• Celebrity Apology Discussion:

  "I'm so happy that that whole thing happened. What, that Brady washed his ass?" (12:04)

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Key Takeaways

• Super Bowl Insights: In-depth analysis of team performances, player impacts, and scoring predictions, with a focus on the Eagles and Chiefs.

• Personal Stories: Hosts share personal anecdotes related to their sports careers, adding authenticity and relatability.

• Engaging Promotions: Seamless integration of promotional content, maintaining listener engagement without disrupting the flow.

• Humorous Banter: Light-hearted exchanges and jokes keep the atmosphere entertaining and lively.

• Community Focus: Emphasis on local sports figures and events fosters a strong connection with the Arizona listener base.

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness continues to deliver a blend of sports commentary, humor, and community engagement, making it a staple for Arizona's morning radio listeners.

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Timestamp Links:

• 00:00
• 00:35
• 01:07
• 01:44
• 03:07
• 06:54
• 07:13
• 08:59
• 09:34
• 11:43
• 12:04
• 16:14
• 17:15
• 17:51
• 18:33

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Transcript

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com all right, away we go.

[Dale Hellistray]

Dale Hellistray is here on Thursday as he is always. Sports talk is what we're supposed to be doing.

[Brady]

Yeah. Let's go to sports.

[Dale Hellistray]

You got a little event going on this week. You got the Phoenix Open here in town.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Dale Hellistray]

Over in New Orleans. There's the super bowl. And of course the Suns are here back at home. And you're upset about super bowl why?

[Brady]

Well, it's. Well, what's the lesser two evils?

[Dale Hellistray]

I don't see the Chiefs as evil.

[Brady]

I don't hate any team in the National Football League except for the Philadelphia.

[Dale Hellistray]

Oh, well, that's true.

[Brady]

I hate their fans. I hate the city. It's an awesome dirty there. There's a, there's a ton of funeral homes. There's more funeral homes than there are restaurants. I played there 12 years, never saw the sun. The fans are ridiculous.

[Dale Hellistray]

They're just. It's an awful city.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Dale Hellistray]

Kansas City is not a great place. But it isn't that.

[Brady]

But here's the reason that and I don't dislike Kansas City. It's just the fact that I'm hoping that they don't win three in a row because.

[Dale Hellistray]

Because it screws you guys.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistray]

Yeah. You got your two in a row. Steelers have two in a row. Patriots have two in a row.

[Brady]

Nobody.

[Dale Hellistray]

Packers, nobody's been there three times in a row.

[Brady]

No. Well, I think New England did. I think the Giants game were three in a row. I think that was three in a row.

[Dale Hellistray]

Or was it one of three? They've been there three times in a row. But they already came in one and one.

[Brady]

It might have been.

[Dale Hellistray]

Nobody's been two and. Oh, and gone a third time.

[Brady]

Right, right. And. And Kansas City has that chance. And.

[Dale Hellistray]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You know, a little pride in that. That nobody's done it.

[Dale Hellistray]

But don't you. Aren't those records. Isn't it supposed to happen?

[Brady]

All my scoring records? Yeah, they're. They're all meant to be broken.

[Dale Hellistray]

You're snapping records. How many?

[Brady]

They didn't.

[Dale Hellistray]

The Cowboys didn't even punt in any.

[Brady]

Of the Super Bowls. You did a lot of extra points. Scary thing. Okay, okay. First super bowl out in Pasadena, it was supposed to be here.

[Dale Hellistray]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Then the Martin is a King Day holiday. I'm like, you know, childhood dream.

[Dale Hellistray]

You don't get to go home.

[Brady]

What? Even a dream because there's no NFL team here. So not even a shot at a Super Bowl.

[Dale Hellistray]

Yeah, because the Cardinals moved while you were in Buffalo. You were already in the league.

[Brady]

Yeah. And. And so supposed to be out here gets moved to the Pasadena. What they don't tell you. So I go out, we're three and out, first drive from our 10 yard line. And what they don't tell you is the first hundred plays of every super bowl, there's a new ball used.

[Dale Hellistray]

Taken right out of 100 plays.

[Brady]

And then they auction them off and they give them away.

[Dale Hellistray]

Every play has a new ball game.

[Brady]

Use super bowl footballs. And so I go. And you know what if what a ball feels like coming straight out of the box. Yeah. And so I go out there, we're snapping from the 10 yard line and I just go to. To move it like I like it and it like squirts out of my hand. I'm like, what?

[Dale Hellistray]

This thing's.

[Brady]

My first super bowl snap. And I'm like, oh my. I. I tried to get a grip on the ball and I'm like, oh my, please.

[Dale Hellistray]

Oh, you're a nerve. So it's in your head immediately.

[Brady]

Yes, immediately. As soon as it squirted out of my hand, I'm like, oh my. And. And they rushed it. Steve Tasker actually got a hand on it. It went about 25, 30 yards. Because he.

[Dale Hellistray]

Because the punt.

[Brady]

Yeah, the punt did. Because our first round pick didn't block it, buddy. Who's that?

[Dale Hellistray]

Who's the first round?

[Brady]

Robert Jones. Oh, Robert Jones, first round middle linebacker. Didn't want to play special teams, was lazy and he missed.

[Dale Hellistray]

Steve Task, hall of Fame.

[Brady]

Yeah. And so that was my introduction into Super Bowls. So. So obviously in the, in the next couple we went to, if you practice with them a little bit. Okay. But usually back then there wasn't a.

[Dale Hellistray]

Kick, so they don't tell you that. So there is that moment where a team that's been there before has that little advantage.

[Brady]

Yes. You know that.

[Dale Hellistray]

No kidding.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Dale Hellistray]

How about that?

[Brady]

Yeah, that's the thing. I mean, for about eight seconds there, my sphincter was. Was. Was like Brady. Yeah, like Brady.

[Dale Hellistray]

Nothing getting in dirty.

[Brady]

Hey, it was clean as a thistle.

[Dale Hellistray]

You know what that means? And Bronco fans are mad. Broncos did two in a row, too.

[Brady]

All right, all right. Oh, okay. All right.

[Dale Hellistray]

This one's for John. So the helicopter a little harder.

[Brady]

So. No, if you're asking me who I can cheer for, I. It's hard.

[Dale Hellistray]

I'm not asking you, just that. I'm asking you to pick a final score because that's going to be your fanduel bet for the. For the Super Bowl. A final.

[Brady]

See, I see. I. I see Barkley Go Saquon going off.

[Dale Hellistray]

Yeah. You think Saquon makes. This is a Philly game.

[Brady]

I think. I think. I think.

[Dale Hellistray]

Sorry, Philly fans.

[Brady]

I think Philly again, it pains me. I've been hitting the helmet with a battery from that Veterans Stadium from some of those idiots and. Oh, you got hit with one. Oh, yeah.

[Dale Hellistray]

They chucked that many batteries that they even took it out on the long swapper.

[Brady]

They just threw it into the crowd.

[Dale Hellistray]

We hadn't hit that one yet.

[Brady]

But. But the thing is.

[Dale Hellistray]

Frankenstein. Oh, that'll end it.

[Brady]

Oh, that's how you're gonna pop off. Go back to your phone.

[Dale Hellistray]

Yeah. Brady's texting. Somebody's texting somebody. He's dismissed himself from the conversation until that moment where he could kick you in the neck.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Dale Hellistray]

Yeah.

[Brady]

No, but we had to go the whole game with our helmet on. And that's uncomfortable. Yeah. Because you just never know when a battery is going to come at you.

[Dale Hellistray]

So, final score. I think you're right about Saquon.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistray]

I think this Philly team's offensive line will win the game.

[Brady]

Yeah, I do, too.

[Dale Hellistray]

And it pains me that now that you're on the same page as me, how long I must be. But the. Yeah, I think that line is too good. It's seven deep. Everybody's 330.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistray]

There's a 26 pound advantage at every position on their line. That's insane.

[Brady]

Their tackles are absolute huge.

[Dale Hellistray]

And when the dude went out in the championship game, they replaced him with an exact replica. The guy was 6, 5, 3, 31. And I'm like, you can't. And now he's fresh.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistray]

Like, maybe he's a little quicker with his feet, but this is an insane line. And that's where Super Bowls get one.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistray]

In games you're trying to keep the ball away from the other team's offense. I think Philly's got the advantage, and.

[Brady]

Saquon Barkley will break a couple long runs. Just. Just. We saw it against Washington. I mean, first play of the game. You know, Saquon's getting the ball. You know they're going to give to Saquon.

[Dale Hellistray]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And yet, bam. The left tackle took out three dudes.

[Dale Hellistray]

All on the line. So what's the final. Do you think it. Do you think it gets out of hand or you think they keep.

[Brady]

No, no, no. I can. I can see. How about a 31, 31, 27. 31.

[Dale Hellistray]

27 Eagles.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistray]

And I will put $100 on that, on FanDuel, and I will let you know that picking the exact score should be probably the over plus six. 20,000.

[Brady]

No.

[Dale Hellistray]

Yeah. Well, I think over.

[Brady]

It's 46.

[Dale Hellistray]

I think everybody thinks that it's good. Well, the Chiefs weren't lighting up the scoreboard, and the Eagles goal is to keep the ball. Sorry.

[Larry McFeely]

48.

[Dale Hellistray]

The clock has got to be ticking.

[Brady]

So I would probably.

[Dale Hellistray]

I'd probably put it like 24, 20. I'd say the Eagles will win it that way. And it won't be that close because the Eagles beat teams. Well, they can run you up, though. They did it to the Redskins.

[Brady]

Well, they. They can, but Kansas City ain't gonna allow that to happen. And they'll have a chance at the end and. Oh, well, that's all right. Well, there it is.

[Dale Hellistray]

And then the Phoenix Open. You're going to that.

[Brady]

Yeah. And I'm going to be hanging out the KPD suite for a little bit now.

[Dale Hellistray]

Are you going to pop up there, you think now that you're an earner, maybe we'll get you in the sweet invite Now, I don't think we have a wristband for you. We can get a beach towel and write Phoenix Open on it. See, we can wrap around your arm.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistray]

Well, there you go. And Meathead, who owns Prestige Billiards, has asked me if you would do something for him on your first day. Can you get Dale to say prestige billiards az.com and then do an Evil Empire laugh? He wants to use it in a commercial. Here we go.

[Brady]

Who's the evil empire? I don't.

[Dale Hellistray]

Just like one of those kind of laughs.

[Brady]

Okay. That's a lot of words to say.

[Dale Hellistray]

Prestige. Three. Actually, it's three. Well, it's not even words. Comm isn't a word. It's. It's two. Words. Az and then dot com. Prestige, prestige, billiards, az dot com. That's all he needs you to do. And then laugh, right? Ready?

[Brady]

Three, two, one.

[Dale Hellistray]

Oh, for Christ.

[Brady]

Don't interrupt my commercial. Prestige, billiards, az.com. that's it.

[Dale Hellistray]

There you go, meathead.

[Brady]

See? One take. I'm one take.

[Dale Hellistray]

It was pretty good. I don't know that that was one take. It was an awful lot of rehearsal. It's an awful lot going on in between that morning sickness.

[Brady]

Medicate Kup Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Dale Hellistray]

Brady, do you have another insult for Dale before we invite you back in?

[Brady]

So many Frankenstein that's not even your own. You're copying mongoloid over there.

[Dale Hellistray]

He remembered the word yes. Brady, it's time now for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail], the home of tactical black self defense is out there. Leslie, look at this. Dale, look at these arms.

[Brady]

I see that.

[Dale Hellistray]

All busted up. We had a great thing. We did crowd work because I'm going to the Phoenix Open. So what we did was put me in a crowd of people and somebody go, hey, you're Hallberg from kupd. I'm like, hey, how are you? And then there's four or five other guys that'll start getting a little close. My job is to, like, basically kind of assess who's got a weapon, okay? Because one of them would. And what do you do when you're surrounded and somebody decides to go crazy? So I didn't know which one would have a bat, an ax, a knife, or anything like that until a bat.

[Brady]

Or an axe in the Phoenix Open.

[Dale Hellistray]

Before you get in that whole pile of people that's standing outside, Softest target in all of America, okay? There's 75,000 people standing outside. Decide to go through security, okay? So then they'd start. We'd start swinging, and I'm like, that's the guy I gotta fight. And then you start, oh, it was a blast. But it was crowd work. Basically saying if something were to go wrong and you are basically pinned in between other people, the worst thing you gotta worry about is stampedes and all that stuff. And then you gotta recognize where you're.

[Brady]

Gotta keep your balance.

[Dale Hellistray]

Keep your balance. Stay up.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistray]

Do everything.

[Brady]

Oh, you don't want do anything but go down.

[Dale Hellistray]

And the best phrase I know in my life, thanks to these guys, destroy the operator. Whoever's got that thing that's making a mess, he needs to be the one that goes down. Oh, we had a Great time yesterday.

[Brady]

A lot of spoozes all over your house.

[Dale Hellistray]

And this is good because this means I was defending properly.

[Brady]

Really?

[Dale Hellistray]

Oh, yeah, because you're breaking bones with yours. Oh, it was a blast. We had a great time yesterday. So you got to get out there. Reactdefense.com it is the place to go. Teaches you all that stuff. You get into situations and in fact, they had just recently a cop come in with a scenario, said, this just happened at work. We need to figure something out. And you work around, you know, the guns. And that one. I had that shotgun to my head. And you try to figure it out from the ground. Amazing scenarios, and they have them from true life events. You're not going to get this training anywhere else. 199 bucks for two months. You are not getting that price anywhere else. And all you got to do is go to reactdefense.com it's the home of Tactical Black, Brady and Dale. Entertain me.

[Larry McFeely]

Howie Mandel used his Tuesday's podcast episode to apologize to Bill Burr.

[Dale Hellistray]

No, no kidding.

[Larry McFeely]

Says, I feel horrible. I'm sorry. I only tried to do something good. I legitimately thought I was doing something nice. I swear to you, I thought it was funny.

[Dale Hellistray]

No. Larry McFeely's sneaking in.

[Brady]

I was gonna say, look at that evil smile.

[Dale Hellistray]

I'm just. I'm so happy that that whole thing happened. What, that Brady washed his ass? Yes. Yeah. Finally, everybody, that the Bill Burr. Oh, Billy Corgan thing happened because, you know, Billy Corgan is kind of an. Well, Bill Byrd did not like it.

[Brady]

I know.

[Dale Hellistray]

Oh, you're happy that it happened that way? Yeah. You know, like, Billy Corgan walks in, and he looks at me, he goes, you're an asshole. Yeah. Why did you do this?

[Brady]

Great.

[Dale Hellistray]

This is great. Yeah. I love the line, though, that is that they're supposedly from the same father and they look quite a bit alike, but neither will the dad named them both Bill now. What a hillbilly.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistray]

It's like, once Billy wants Bill, who cares? Like, he just didn't care. It's crazy. And Bill Burr was basically like, you're a jerk for even bringing this up. It was a good. It's a good podcast if you like a little tension, because it was there.

[Larry McFeely]

Tom Brady says he wouldn't mind if the Chiefs win the super bowl just because it's nice to see someone else get all the hate. But then he said, you know, to be in this country and not to cheer for excellence is beyond me.

[Dale Hellistray]

I understand that.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistray]

And that's the Thing that bothers me about the Patriots and the Chiefs. I like the Chiefs, not as, like a fan, but I like what they're doing because I think a real dynasty comes along every 12, 15 years. The Patriots dynasty, the first 10 years tainted. When they kept going for another 10, you're like, oh, they didn't need all that help. But all the stuff that they did early made them the enemy the Cowboys were. Everybody hated the Cowboys. Who didn't love the Cowboys? But you still recognized as a great football team.

[Brady]

Right.

[Dale Hellistray]

And they're not doing anything shady. The Lakers, same thing. Hated Magic Johnson for years. Hated Kareem. But you. The reason you hated him is because you couldn't beat them. They were that good. The 49ers, the Steelers, all those dynasties that happened were just unbeatable teams. The Patriots were cheating, and they got caught cheating a couple times. It's hard not to put them in that category of, like, you're not legitimate.

[Brady]

What I would tell you about the Kansas Chiefs is obviously this entire week's been talked about the officiating and how Mahomes gets favorable calls and all that. And I was thinking back to the 90s.

[Dale Hellistray]

Yeah.

[Brady]

So, Michael, I would play for the Cowboys from 88 to 97 or something. 88, 89. 90, 91. Nobody ever said anything about his pass routes.

[Dale Hellistray]

Right.

[Brady]

All of a sudden we start winning in 92. And now. Well, now he pushes off every. Yeah. And once you start having.

[Dale Hellistray]

Once you can't. Being. You're. You're not getting stopped. You have an excuse as to why.

[Brady]

Right.

[Dale Hellistray]

And you're just getting beat.

[Brady]

And the one thing about Mahomes is I would always say this. He does sell. Now, as an official, I wouldn't reward him. Right. Bubbles? There have been a lot of focus on it.

[Dale Hellistray]

Yeah. I don't disagree with that.

[Larry McFeely]

Dale has some more Brady news.

[Dale Hellistray]

All right.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, kind of a bi partisan crowd.

[Dale Hellistray]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Giselle Bunching.

[Dale Hellistray]

You don't know that's Tom Brady's?

[Brady]

No, I know that. I just didn't know how to pronounce her last name. I call her Giselle Brady. And then once you're married to him.

[Dale Hellistray]

You didn't even give her the right.

[Brady]

To keep her last name. No. You get married, you take the husband's name.

[Dale Hellistray]

No kidding.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistray]

Wow.

[Brady]

But. So she's a mom, but we don't know much more than that. There's no word yet on the actual birth date or the sex of the baby. What we do know is that this is Giselle's first Child or first sexual experience with Joaquin Valente, the taekwondo instructor. Is that who it is?

[Dale Hellistray]

Yeah, the one that she was. Her sexual experience. Well, I don't think that's. I think Dale might have read that.

[Brady]

All right. She has two other kids with ex husband Tom Brady. 15 year old and a 12 year old. Just sells. 44 years old and pushing out babies at 44. But she doesn't look 44. Just like I don't look 62.

[Dale Hellistray]

Look at her again. Just like John, look at her face.

[Brady]

You think she looks 44? She looks.

[Dale Hellistray]

She's got a little bit of my nose.

[Brady]

No, I will never be able to look at her the same.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

No.

[Dale Hellistray]

I'm going to wreck it for you. She turns to the side. You're going to see a little of me. Yeah. Got a little bit of homburg nose on me.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellistray]

Sideways. Don't be fooled by the smoke and mirror face on.

[Brady]

Sure.

[Dale Hellistray]

Turn her sideways, Brett. Turn her sideways. Let's get. The reason that she doesn't take a lot of pictures with that beak to the side is because it looks like mine. It's true.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't think you'll find it.

[Brady]

There's one in those pictures.

[Dale Hellistray]

Look at the size of that schnoz.

[Brady]

There's nothing. Pictures that reminds me of John Holmberg.

[Larry McFeely]

There it is.

[Dale Hellistray]

There it is.

[Brady]

Oh, that is not.

[Dale Hellistray]

No, that's a good picture. But I think that's been photoshopped.

[Larry McFeely]

He's not gonna let it just.

[Dale Hellistray]

Even in South Park. I've been saying this about her for years, but in south park they're like, Tom Brady was married to a supermodel who kind of looks like a dude. You can kind of tell it right here. Look. Even straight on that. She's got a big nose.

[Larry McFeely]

She does the backstroke.

[Brady]

It looks like 5 11. I mean, she's as tall as you are, right?

[Dale Hellistray]

She's got the same size nose. You're basically describing me. I'm 6ft. She's 5 11.

[Brady]

You are pretty much the same.

[Dale Hellistray]

I am 6ft.

[Brady]

Oh, here we go. There's. There.

[Dale Hellistray]

Look at the second picture. Big ass nose on her. She looks like me.

[Brady]

Wow. You guys are. You guys are harsh.

[Dale Hellistray]

I have high standards, Dan.

[Brady]

I only.

[Dale Hellistray]

I only salute excellence. I mean, like Tom Brady said, three.

[Brady]

Ugliest guys I know and you're casting the spurs. Look at that.

[Dale Hellistray]

That one's not bad. That's Photoshopped too. But that's still a big honker.

[Brady]

How do you know that's photoshopped? That's her birthday.

[Dale Hellistray]

I like that one. That makes me want Froot Loops. Anyway, Dale Hellas tray. Star of the Dale and Dale Show. Who's the other guy again? Carl Withers.

[Brady]

Steve McCollan. Dobson High School Mustang. He came. He's. He's younger than you are. I walked in your footsteps.

[Dale Hellistray]

That's right. Failed.

[Brady]

It's still mad at a couple coaches there for kicking him off. Certain places who isn't?

[Dale Hellistray]

WTV, VTV.

[Brady]

WTS.

[Dale Hellistray]

That's the one. Oh, wtsntv.com. yeah. Okay. And you can listen to that every day.

[Brady]

Yeah. He said you invited him on. You said, hey, you should come down here.

[Dale Hellistray]

Oh, he can come down. Yeah, sure.

[Brady]

Well, would. Would you give him a microphone? Like, would you.

[Dale Hellistray]

No, no, no. He'd sit and watch. He can come cuck the Dale interview. I don't need more Mustangs in here. It's already slow enough. We're done. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a great Thursday. We'll see you tomorrow on the morning sickness.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, you have eight inches of butt crack.