02-06-26 - BR - FRI - Thoughts Of Brady's Housecleaner Rodney Dominate The Whole Report - Sci News On Curing Jetlag And Size Of Jupiter

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness (02-06-26)

Theme & Purpose:
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness is dominated by wild, comedic riffing centered around Brady’s new housecleaner, Rodney. The episode blends irreverent racial satire, listener reactions, and the usual blend of offbeat news and science stories. The banter highlights the show’s signature of edgy comedy and camaraderie between John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, with plenty of memorable laughs and outrageous moments.

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1. The Rodney the Housecleaner Bit (00:41 - 19:00)

Main Segment: Brady's "Plantation" Scenario

• Premise: The team jokes repeatedly about Brady's new housecleaner Rodney, crafting an extended bit comparing the situation to a modern-day "plantation" scenario, with repeated callbacks to racially-loaded cleaning product puns and historical references.
• Comic Skit: Holmberg and co. improvise dialogue between "Rodney" the housecleaner and "Ms. Bogan," inventing punny cleaning product names:
  • "Fabuloso Unchained" for countertops
  • "Harriet Tub Cleaner"
  • "Malcolm Windex... I'll clean that glass by any means necessary" (02:30)
  • "A couple of squirts of my simple Green Mile should get that right out." (02:40)
  • "Do the wipe thing. That’s a Spike Lee joint." (02:44)

Notable Quotes & Reactions:

• Holmberg:
  • "Slave owner Brady is... I can't compliment this without sounding horrible, but it's just solid gold. It's one of the reasons this radio show... podcast... is number one." (01:16)
  • "When I get gifts like Brady's particular plantation situation, we can run for miles with that." (01:36)
• Banter about pay:
  • Brady: "I don't have cash for you this week, Rodney."
    Rodney (Holmberg): "It's all right. We can make arrangements. I do, however, have this bottle of Hennessy." (03:32–03:44)
• Listener Emails:
  • Reference Kyle’s email: "Does Brady have a slave?" and Holmberg's response, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Malcolm Windex. That's a Scott Haynes original. Thank you." (03:00)
• On the edge of taste:
  • "I don't like using Spick and Span. That's racist." (04:36)
  • Cracking up to the point of worrying for co-host Bret’s health: "Please stop before you kill Bert."

Reactions and Escalation:

• Recurrent fits of laughter, escalating into physical distress.
• Listeners send in AI-generated images of Rodney as a black man in a French maid outfit, which sends the hosts into further hysterics (11:20, 14:03).
  • "It’s just a black man dressed as a maid... Actually looks like your house. Oh my God." (11:53)
• The segment becomes a running joke about Black History Month:
  • "Brady misunderstood celebrating black history. He's reliving it." (19:18)
• Constant awareness of the bit's controversy and absurdity, especially Brady's obliviousness.
  • "Brady’s just being oblivious with his new maid." (23:36)
  • "Leave it to the Christian to bring it back. This is golden." (20:15)

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2. Brady Report: Fun Facts & News (05:45 - 10:00, 20:41 - 30:50)

Quirky Holidays (05:45)

• "Happy Bubblegum Day. Happy National Chopsticks Day and National Work Naked Day."

Historical Oddities

• Supreme Court Justice Samuel Chase:
  • Nicknamed 'Old Bacon Face', once impeached, acquitted, remained in office.
• U.S. Presidents’ Heights:
  • No president under 5’9” in over a century.
  • "Joe Biden was six foot tall. Donald Trump, six two. If Kamala Harris won the presidency, she would have gotten it at five four." (06:44)
  • "She's short and drunk... She's drunk. Like, I thought they were being mean. There’s a couple times where I’m thinking she might be." (07:07)
• "Guardians of the Galaxy" in China:
  • Retitled as "Interplanetary Unusual Attacking Team." (08:00)

Super Bowl Pizza Stats

• Top pizza-ordering states for Super Bowl: Delaware (#1), Michigan, Pennsylvania, Florida, Ohio, with Arizona at #6. (13:45)
• Discussion of betting squares and best/worst numbers for Super Bowl pools. (08:22)

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3. Science and Weird News (20:41 - 30:50)

Jet Lag Cure (20:41)

• Japanese researchers develop a drug to reset the internal clock (tested on mice).
  • Hosts joke about how to test jet lag in mice: "Don't you have to ask them how you're feeling? You can't just like blood test jet lag, can you?" (21:11)
• Debate whether jet lag is real or self-inflicted:
  • "I think it's invented." (22:10, Holmberg)
  • Stories of long flights and adjusting to time change.

Cheese and Alzheimer's (23:58, 25:48)

• 25-year study: "Eating cheese might prevent Alzheimer's," but unclear amounts/requirements.

Astronomy: Jupiter Update (26:14)

• New findings show Jupiter is smaller than previously thought:
  • "It's around 89,000 miles wide, 83,000 miles pole to pole."
  • Discussion of how many Earths fit inside Jupiter; now about 1100, down from higher estimates.
  • "The good news is the size of Uranus remains the same." (27:01, Brady quip)

Space News (27:15)

• A newly discovered black hole at the University of Oregon out-energies Star Wars' Death Star by a trillion times. (27:27)
• Dismissal of sci-fi power comparisons.

Iguana Pizza in Florida (28:26)

• Freezing weather causes iguanas to drop from trees; local pizzeria puts iguana on the menu.
  • "Gross." (29:25)

Olympic Medal Values (29:29)

• Gold medal: $2300, silver $1400, bronze $50 (mostly copper).

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4. Wild Listener Interactions & Running Jokes (Throughout)

• Listeners send in AI and Photoshop images of Brady's housecleaner, stoking more riffing and chaos. (11:20, 14:03, 16:08)
• Ongoing callbacks to "plantation Brady," "Malcolm Windex," and assorted fictional cleaning products.
• Commentary on absurdity:
  • "This is not how a slave street is always subservient. We've gone buck wild." (24:14)
• Jokes about vacationing with Caitlin and Rodney as laborers. (30:23)

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5. Extremely NSFW Video Segment (32:03 - 37:24)

WARNING: The closing segment involves extreme, graphic "video roundups"
The crew watches and describes shock videos involving:

• Sexually explicit acts with food, bodily functions, and objects
• Disgusting behavior at public events (e.g., a drunk woman in a porta-potty at the Phoenix Open)
• Holmberg and others react with revulsion and incredulity:
  • "Oh, humans, be better." (32:56)
  • "Smoking kills. What was that?" (33:47)
  • "Is that a woman's labia? He's sawing on him with a pocket knife. He's cutting them right off." (34:04)
  • "She pooped an entire youth league soccer ball." (36:59)
• Segment displays the show's penchant for pushing boundaries on air.

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6. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Holmberg:
  • "When I get gifts like Brady's particular plantation situation, we can run for miles with that." (01:36)
  • "Brady misunderstood celebrating black history. He's reliving it." (19:18)
• Brady (on his vacuum):
  • "It's a backpack he wears around the house. Like Iron Man, Astronaut Jones." (16:50)
• On the science news riff:
  • "I think jet lag is as mental as it is real. Because you're gonna be tired. You were sitting around doing nothing all day." (22:27)
• Listener email reaction:
  • "Don't tell any of your lawyer sponsors, but I'm pretty sure you just caused an accident at the intersection. I was laughing so hard, I had tears in my eyes." (14:08)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Rodney Housecleaner Bit & Racial Parodies: 00:41 – 19:00 (primary highlight)

  • Key pun skit: 02:10 – 04:36
  • Listener AI photo reactions: 11:20, 14:03, 16:08
  • Black History Month jokes and reflection: 19:18

• Brady Report – Fun Facts, Super Bowl, Pizza, News: 05:45 – 10:00, 13:43 – 14:50, 20:41 – 30:50

• Science News (Jet Lag, Jupiter, Cheese/Alzheimer’s): 20:41 – 27:15

• Listener Emails & Running Gags: Throughout, esp. 11:20, 14:08, 23:36

• NSFW Video Segment: 32:03 – 37:24 (WARNING: Highly graphic)

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Tone and Style

• Comedic, irreverent, edgy, unfiltered.
• Relies heavily on improvisation, sarcasm, and parody, with moments bordering on dangerously offensive, but underscored by the cast’s chemistry and willingness to push humor into shocking territory.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a classic example of Holmberg's Morning Sickness at its wildest—with rapid-fire bits, running jokes, and a willingness to lampoon anything and everything, from racial stereotypes (with self-awareness) to crass internet videos. If you like edgy humor and fearlessness on morning radio, this episode delivers, but be prepared: nothing is sacred, and the crew pushes every boundary they can find.

Transcript

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Or on.

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On the po. I apologize. I got. I don't know. You still got Usher going on the back there. Of course. I can have everybody losing their minds. I can't stop laughing. Brady's got his situation says. I don't know how to start this. Hail to the King.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Slave owner Brady is. I can't compliment this without sounding horrible, but it's just solid gold. It's one of the reasons this radio show. I mean, podcast, is number one. That's true.

[B]

Give me 10 minutes.

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Yeah.

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Be ready.

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This one says, sorry for your loss, John. You're a hell of a professional here, entertaining us f nuts while you're hurting. Thank you. Ah, you're very welcome. It's what I do. And when I get gifts like Brady's particular plantation situation, well, we can run for miles with that. So, Rodney, I see that you get a bag of supplies there. That's right. That's right, I do. Ms. Bogan, I don't recognize a lot of these things. Well, some of the things. Let me point out what you don't know. What's the problem here, sir? Scrub it up.

[B]

Well, this one here.

[C]

What's this for?

[A]

Oh, that's if you've got countertop damage. I call this one Fabuloso Unchained. This is my countertop. And this here, well, that's the Harriet Tub cleaner.

[B]

This cherry furniture polish. I have to also say that the.

[A]

Glass in the shower is getting a little mucky. I can't get it off.

[B]

Do you have a product for that?

[A]

Oh, I'll clean that glass by any means necessary with Malcolm Windex. There's a stain here. Dog peed on the carpet, and I.

[B]

Can'T get it out.

[A]

Do you have anything well, just a couple of squirts of my simple Green Mile should get that right out. You're the best. Well, you know what I always say, Mr. Bogan, do the wipe thing. That's a spike le joint. Some guy emails all the time. Kyle says I had to step away from the show for a second to take a call and I came back. What did I miss? Does Brady have a slave? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Malcolm Windex. That's a Scott Haynes original. Thank you.

[B]

It is amazing. Does everything for free.

[A]

Is that right? Yeah, he's getting paid somehow.

[B]

I don't have cash for you this week, Rodney.

[A]

Oh, it is all right. We can make a. We can make arrangements. I do, however, have this bottle of Hennessy.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[A]

Head over there. I didn't realize I was going to have to wear a tuxedo. Now from here on, I'm going to.

[B]

Call you Toby.

[A]

And you're going to call me. Stop right there. Oh my God. Hilarious. It's time now for Brady to do more damage. Is that possible? I do like that you held on to that knowing he's going to ruin this. Oh, Rodney never hears a word of it. Brett's going to have a stroke. You can't do these kind of things. I can't do this. You just can't do it. That's what says. Please stop before you kill Bert. I don't like using Spick and Span. That's racist.

[B]

Malcolm. Malcolm Windex.

[A]

By any means necessary. We'll get those stains right off. Simple Green Mile. The Simple Green Mile is a great one. Pretty proud of those. Since your impression's starting to sound like Donkey from Shrek a little bit. I just get all these windows cleaned up there, mister.

[B]

That's right, Donkey.

[A]

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[B]

Good Friday morning to Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it.

[A]

Hi.

[B]

Happy Bubblegum Day. Happy National Chopsticks Day and National Work Naked Day.

[A]

Hey, hey. I'm not doing.

[B]

Give me a minute.

[A]

Listening.

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Yeah. Couple of basic fun facts. Supreme Court Justice Samuel Chase had a nickname, old bacon face. 1765-1785. He was supreme Court judge and he was impeached. His crime at the time was letting his partisan leanings affect his court decisions. But he was later acquitted and remained in office.

[A]

Old Bacon Vase.

[B]

We don't have any more nicknames.

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No, we don't call people that anymore. Now we just say asshole or Ftard or something. We've lost our originality.

[B]

There hasn't been a U.S. president under five foot nine in over 100 years.

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Good.

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The last one was William McKinley, who was five seven. He's present from 1897 through 1901. Joe Biden was six foot tall. Donald Trump six two. And if Kamala Harris won the presidency, she would have gotten it. Five, four.

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She's short and drunk. I watched an interview with her again a couple weeks ago. Oh, I thought it was mean. I thought the Republicans were mean to her about the drunk thing. I just don't think she's eloquent. I think when she's on a teleprompter speech, you know, she was like, the convention. She did great. When she's on her own. Oof. And they let her go on this thing. And I'm like, that. She's drunk. Like, I thought they were being mean. There's a couple times where I'm thinking she might be. And by the way, everybody who keeps sending me pictures side by sides of Joe Biden and Alice Cooper, I said that about two weeks ago, that they look similar because we were laughing. Evidently. It's been an Internet thing for a while. They're twins. They might be the same person. It's weird. Amy has a Alice Cooper album in her office. I can't go in there and see anything but Joe Biden. Not Joe Jill. It's weird.

[B]

In China, Guardians of the Galaxy is called Interplanetary Unusual Attacking Team. Jesus. Imagine if we had the Cleveland Interplanetary Unusual Attacking Team instead of the Guardians. If you're planning on buying some super bowl squares.

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Sure.

[B]

At a house party. Here are the best numbers, the best squares are oh, 7, 7, 0, 30 and oh, 3.

[A]

My Hopkins squares. I got 3, 7, 1, 0, oh, 7. I got great numbers for this. And he's got a good box. It was.

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The worst are 2, 2, 5, 5, 2, 5, 52 and 8.

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822 is immediate death. And 8, 8. Yeah, you can't win with 8. It had to be 38 to 28 or that would be a crazy score. Although didn't the. Did the Seahawks who mopped up the Broncos and they only scored eight points.

[C]

Those Seahawks.

[A]

Those Seahawks, 43 to 8. Yeah. And people are saying that's the same thing that's going to happen this weekend. I think it's gonna be close it.

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According to the poll that YouGov did, 47% of Americans have no opinion about who should win. And of the ones that do, 29 are pulling for the Seahawks. 16% are rooting for the Patriots.

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Yeah.

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8% aren't sure.

[C]

It's a Patriots bias.

[A]

I think here's the thing about the Patriots that made me. I wanted the Seahawks to win because I just want them to win. I hate the Patriots. I don't hate them like I used to, but I hate them. And then. And then I saw an interview with that little turd Josh McDaniels. I'm like, oh, yeah, he can't have another ring.

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

We gotta seance. Have to beat this for the Josh McDaniels smug factor to get. He can't go. He was Belichick's toady. If he gets another ring, he's legitimized.

[C]

Two head coaching jobs. He left the Raiders hanging.

[A]

Oh, he screwed the Colts. Remember? He just. He took the job and left. He pulled the Belichick. He copied Belichick top to bottom. And then he was Brady's OC and you're like, that's all you are. When all these other places and couldn't win. And in Denver and then Oakland and Vegas, where I don't remember. He was just a douche. Gets fired from. Those are like, ah, you're nothing. Goes back and gets another quarterback and turns him into a possible mvp. It starts to lean that the kid might know what he's doing, but he can't have another ring. Oh, that little turd. Remember when he went to Denver and he wore the cutoff hoodies like his idol? Oh, he made me sick. That little.

[C]

With the neck cut out, too. Not just the sleeves, the neck cut out.

[A]

Ooh, did I hate him. And then seeing that little interview yesterday I was like, ah, yesterday when I had to put my dog down, it was the second worst thing I had to watch, which was Josh McDaniels talking for a little while.

[B]

50 Cent, 56% of people plan on watching the game. That's 21% say definitely not, 15% said probably not, and 8% aren't sure. All right, here's a rundown of the top 10 states that order the most pizza on Super Bowl Sunday.

[A]

Kyle Pierce just sent over a picture of Rodney.

[B]

What? Send that to me.

[C]

I'll put it on the screen for Brady.

[A]

I can't stop because of the stupid love thing.

[B]

Stop it. Send it over.

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It's just a black man dressed as a maid. He's got the black and white dress on.

[B]

It's French made. Exactly.

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Actually looks like your house. Oh my God. It says, I just got a picture of Brady's slave.

[B]

Well, I'm gonna get a call this week. Not gonna make it. Not gonna be able to make it.

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I'm sorry. It's cuz everybody's gonna be hiring him. That's why you gotta double his pay.

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For one week just for today alone.

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Yeah, give him the bonus. Give him the.

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness. I'm sorry, Kyle. You son of a. That one I didn't expect. As my emails crop up while Brady reads I click on these five states.

[B]

That order the most pizza on Super Bowl Sunday.

[A]

Oh, Arizona's got to be up.

[B]

Number five. Well, Arizona was number six.

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Yeah, we're pizza crazy.

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Number five, Ohio. Number four, Florida. Three Pennsylvania. Two Michigan. And number one was Delaware.

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Delaware? Oh, per capita, not very big, but. Oh, my God.

[C]

John. Don't tell any of your lawyer sponsors, but I'm pretty sure you just caused an accident at the intersection. I was just at. I was laughing so hard, I had tears in my eyes. I looked over next to me and the people who were looking at me started laughing. No one was paying attention.

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Baby.

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Tell me which one.

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Toast, Toby. Well, what? I need more popped corn. Right.

[B]

Right away.

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Zo.

[C]

Can you draw the shades?

[A]

Did you know there were eight episodes of Roots? Couldn't you people have gotten this done a little quicker? Well, that's 16 hours of television, and I'll be cleaning the entire time. Yes. I'm not gonna lift a finger. Toby, we are out of Malcolm Windex. Do you have any close substitutes to. I don't know where the cleaning supplies are?

[B]

Do I look like a woman?

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Do I look like a woman coming over? Well, no, but.

[B]

Come on. Come on.

[C]

We all know.

[A]

I'm going home.

[B]

I can't.

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Your laugh is making me worse. You got two more hours, Brett. God damn it. I should have killed Frank years ago. What? Oh, no.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[A]

That hurt me. That was the pain. The pain is inside. It comes out every once in a while. We got aspirin. Pretty sleaze.

[B]

They can't go on.

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And it's real. Oh, I'm sorry. This picture ended me. Oh, my God. For a second, I thought you gave up. I know. I'm sorry.

[B]

I'm sorry.

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No, this picture just ended me. I don't know why that got me so good, but it did. Can we post that one? Oh, no, no, no.

[B]

Just imagine it.

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Yeah, if somebody who doesn't know what the hell Brady has a what now?

[B]

Brady slave. And it's real. Well, it is.

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Oh, my God. Yeah, this is my new vacuum. I just got this. I have a nickname for it. Oh, I can't wait to hear that. Toby, it's cold. I'm gonna get you, sucker.

[B]

It's the.

[A]

I'm gonna get you, sucker.

[C]

Did you notice Brady's pride in his vacuum?

[B]

It's a backpack. It's a backpack he wears around the house. Like Iron Man, Astronaut Jones.

[A]

Yeah, it's a Hoover. Because he doesn't want to use the.

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Hard R at the end of it.

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Oh, we need some bleach out here. Oh, I got the perfect bleach for that. It's the Clorox purple. I'm gonna. I'm gonna poop. Sorry. This is too funny. For no reason. The best part of the whole visual is the oblivious man in the back drinking elimination.

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On his patio.

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Yeah.

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Watching.

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Looking in the window. When he gets too close to the jewels with some barbecue going, he's always in the window.

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What are you talking about? The jewels are on the patio with me within reach.

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Do you need help wheeling out the safe again, sir? Yes, would you help me? Would you mind. Mind the frame of the door. We get the safe outside where it's safe. He sits outside with a gun. Safe of valuables. I'm pooping. I'm literally gonna poop. I gotta shut this picture off. I'm dying over here. Oh, my God, Rodney's here.

[B]

I hire someone off duty. Gilbert pd. Hey, can you park out front?

[A]

He's got his feather duster. Excuse me while I whip this out. What? Thank you, Trevor. All right, go ahead.

[B]

I'm glad you didn't make your screen when I wasn't home last week.

[A]

Oh, no, there was more. Go ahead. Go ahead, please. Faded breath.

[B]

I text Ronnie. I said, I think he's near. What?

[A]

The new cleaner is near. It's just terrible.

[B]

Oh, up here's Ronnie.

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You know what's odd about it? And I'm just going to throw this out there. I'm not going to finish this. You do it yourself. Happy February, everybody.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Brady misunderstood celebrating black history. He's reliving it. It's black history month. Let's get to work.

[B]

No wonder he's a no show.

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Oh, my God. Oh, I'm crying harder now than I did last night. Damn it. Oh, my eyes can't take this. This is 24 hours of putting me through the paces, man. This is. I'm bipolar, but I was about as sad as I could get last night. I felt like an empty hole in my chest. And now I'm a lunatic. I'm like the Joker.

[B]

Oh, my God. Oh.

[A]

Oh, my God. How awkward is it that Brady has a bunch of ninja appliances? He puts tape over all just in case.

[B]

You wanna move the blender.

[A]

Ninja blender's just got a piece of black tape over it. Turn it around. Why is your blender facing the wrong way? Oh, Oliver just takes over. Woohoo. Slavery. Leave it to the Christian to bring it back. This is golden. I can't believe Brady is still going. All right, sorry. Brad, please do your.

[B]

Now it's time for some science news. Hello, my friends, Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news. We might finally have a cure for jet lag. Researchers in Japan came up with a drug that resets your internal clock and moves it forward. They've only tested in mice. They say it could be a game changer. A 25 year study.

[C]

We gave mice jet lag on purpose.

[A]

Yeah. Don't you have to ask them how you're feeling? You can't just like blood test jet lag, can you?

[B]

No. They put them in a plane and.

[A]

They'Re like, oh, Jesus, I gotta get.

[B]

They put, Put someone first class business.

[A]

I don't get jet lag. I don't. I'm one of the lucky ones that doesn't get it. Yeah, no, I. We got out of the plane, it was great. The sun was up.

[B]

Maybe it's the full day difference. I don't know.

[A]

Don't know. I don't.

[C]

It was weird timing. When we went to Thailand, it was the same thing because we landed like in the morning.

[A]

It's weird.

[C]

And it was like, okay, it's just a day.

[A]

I. I can't sleep on a plane. So I stayed up the whole flight.

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I got off, can't sleep comfortably.

[A]

But I did Sydney, bounce over to Cannes. Another three hours in the air. We landed. I'm like, I don't even know what time it is, but here we are, hold an all nighter last week. Something's wrong with me. I don't need sleep anymore. But that was when I was like, I'm good, and went to the beach and laid there and I took like an hour nap. I never felt that, like, I don't know what people talk about.

[B]

I think it, I think it hits people. I think it's obviously harder than other people.

[A]

I think it's invented.

[B]

That could be.

[C]

I think you tell yourself, I think.

[A]

It'S completely invented that if you're on a long flight, you can look forward to not feeling good at the.

[B]

They always recommend if you're going over to, you know, if you went over the pond to Europe or. Yeah, don't go to bed when you land. Take an afternoon nap or something like that. That's true.

[A]

No matter what. But I think jet lag is as mental as it is real. Because you're gonna be tired. You were sitting around doing nothing all day. And then the time changes. You're gonna be confused. And I think if you tell yourself, oh, I've got jet lag, it just Immediately gives you an excuse for every feeling. You've got to be tired. You can look, I bucked up. I think we flew for 18 hours and went right to the beach and played for a while and I did. You know, you relax a little on the beach that the job. But man, I loved that place. I could have stayed. I could have done 24 and then. And you know the cool thing was cuz I left at midnight and got there a day later at 8 in the morning. It felt like a 7 or 8 hour flight cuz you never see the sun. You're flying against it. So it. It comes up normal. So it just felt like a really long night. We were in the air for a long.

[B]

It was.

[A]

Yeah, you can talk yourself out of Jetta. Crandall's driving around Gilbert and just snapped this photo.

[C]

Oh no.

[B]

Jesus.

[A]

Will you please stop AI Rodney in the lady made outfits in front of the red cars.

[C]

That's a red Mercedes coupe. That's the coop.

[A]

Come on, come on.

[C]

Make Rodney a little taller too.

[A]

Give Rodney some. God damn it. Give the man some pride. Winston just texted goes man, y' all are on one today. Like no, Brady's just being oblivious with his new maid and he said I just invented a new word perception list and I think that's it. That's Brady's production company.

[B]

A 25 year study found that eating cheese might prevent Alzheimer's. People with.

[C]

What happened?

[A]

What the hell? Sorry. We're having fun today, Brady.

[B]

Play along.

[A]

This is not how a slave street is always subservient. We've gone buck wild. That's. I love it. I think it's hilarious. I'm sorry. Go on.

[B]

That's all right. That's your science news.

[A]

Oh, come on man.

[B]

Oh well, let's. Let's get to the video.

[A]

So you say eating all that cheese keeps another story.

[B]

Oh, I got three more but do it. Get through them.

[A]

Yeah. No, no, no. The Alzheimer's thing. I want to hear that.

[C]

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[A]

Holmberg's Morning Sickness the cheese and all.

[B]

Times it said you're it will lower your genetic risk if you eat a lot of full fat cheese.

[A]

Like what's a lot though?

[B]

You're going to be £400.

[A]

Yeah, I was going to say you'll have.

[B]

I don't know. It didn't have a.

[A]

They don't give like amounts. Yeah, like a ratio or something. All right.

[B]

Jupiter is a lot smaller than we thought.

[A]

I saw that. It's going to change a ton of stuff.

[B]

He changed the textbooks.

[A]

Yeah, but.

[B]

Well, it's around 89, 000 miles wide. 83, 000 miles pole to pole.

[A]

And what did they say it was.

[B]

Like 1100, about 5 miles?

[C]

1100, I think that's what I read.

[A]

And fit inside Jupiter is what they thought. And it shrunk down quite a bit.

[B]

Well, five miles off the first number and 15 off the second number.

[A]

Yeah, that's big. That's a lot when you're talking about something that big.

[B]

But from 89000 miles to now 1321.

[A]

Earths will fit in Jupiter. And that's the old Jupiter. I think now it's 1100. I think that's what I read. Wow. We were a couple hundred Earths. It's cold, it's strong. I swear I was in the water.

[B]

The good news is the size of Uranus remains the same.

[C]

Christ.

[A]

Let'S go back to Rodney.

[C]

Such a good that' wanted to continue.

[A]

Such a Good morning way to manhole cover that fun.

[B]

Now I'm thinking about my Star wars news. A team in the University of Oregon found a supermassive black hole. Still science. It is spewing more energy than the Death Star.

[A]

Death Star's not real.

[B]

Thank you. Star wars nerds have Calculated how powerful the death star would be in real life. The black hole they studied has been burping up the remains of a shredded star for about four years. They say the amount of energy is kicking out at least a trillion times stronger than the death star.

[A]

Huh.

[C]

Still have no basis.

[A]

Take their word for it. Because one's a toy.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

There's a new delicacy in Florida at this pizza restaurant.

[A]

Isn't it sort of like saying my finger gun can do this? It's like it can shoot like a trillion mile an hour.

[C]

Pew pews.

[A]

Yeah. And then the black hole is a trillion times stronger than my Pew pews. That I imagine. And we've lost Brad. He's sleeping in the corner. Let him be.

[B]

Buck's coal fired pizza.

[A]

Is this still star wars news?

[B]

Oh, that's your science.

[C]

Oh, there we go.

[B]

Go. They're featuring iguana pizza because the cold weather in Florida, it's been freezing. The iguanas, they've been falling out of trees. So this trapper brought in a couple of them and they decided to put them on pizza.

[A]

They're killing them and eating them.

[B]

The tails.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

And they're still alive, right?

[C]

They don't freeze to death just hibernating, right?

[B]

Yeah. But some of them have died.

[A]

Oh, my God. Well, yeah, the ones on the pizzas.

[B]

And then some people actually. I mean, this guy's a trapper.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I think some people want them off the.

[A]

I saw a guy on TV that was very funny. It was. They were frozen and he found like 40 of them. And he laid down in a bag and he put. He covered himself with them.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And his body warmth. And they started to kind of. A couple of them started. He was bringing him back to life, basically. It was neat.

[B]

I saw another guy in a pickup truck and it was just full of these frozen iguanas. There's a picture of the guy eating the pizza.

[A]

Gross.

[B]

And finally, here's a little. How much the Olympic medals would be worth this year for the winter Olympics. What would your guess a gold medal is worth? Around. What if you just were to scrap?

[A]

They're not real gold. Most of the time. They're plated silver. Oh, really? Well, they have the plate around a silver medal. That's what they used to do.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And they never made pure chunks of gold, so the weight was different. But usually it was about, I don't know, 4004. 4 or $5,000.

[B]

2300 for the gold.

[A]

All right. Gold's at 404. 4900, is it? 49. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Silver medals are worth 1400. And the bronze 50 bucks. $5 and 60.

[A]

Yeah, bronze is worthless. They might as well make them out of copper.

[B]

That's what they are basically. Bronze plated. And the rest is mostly copper.

[A]

Oh, you remember his last vacation spray? Gonna take Caitlin and Rodney on vacation so they can go pick strawberries together. He didn't write strawberries. I changed it.

[B]

No, I won't go.

[A]

Why wouldn't somebody else to do it?

[C]

This just in from Winston as well. Yeah, well, Gen. What a way to close out the first week of black history today.

[A]

Exactly. Thank you, Winston. Oh, my Lord. All right, videos. Assume you got videos. Plantation Brady. AI, Stop it. Everyone stop it. That is enough. William says, how long has Brady had a black male maid? And what else is he hiding from us? God, I don't know. But when it. When it reveals itself.

[C]

And isn't it. It's like it's never like.

[A]

Well, I like how he started.

[C]

That's what I was gonna say, because.

[A]

All I was talking about was gender roles. And he goes, well, here we go. And I watched your arms go like. I gotta tell it, because I said no woman would want a man as a maid. And I didn't know that that was what I was setting up.

[B]

I was waiting for the right time.

[A]

Now you found it. Fantabulous. Anyway, do you have any videos? Nope. Brett, on you.

[B]

It's Friday.

[A]

Trying to keep your composure. Okay, we'll start with these. All right. God damn it.

[C]

Oh, geez.

[A]

Oh, is that a turd? There's a woman in a bed. I think it's like a sausage. Okay, good. She's holding the sausage, but it's. Oh, she's got a. She's got a dipping. The dipping sauce is some man milk that has been. Oh, she took the sausage and some guy finished in a. In a. In a little Tupper to go try. Oh, he's still going. Look at that little guy. There's a tiny little penis and he's just. He's finishing up all over her, and she's just eating sausage while he. Oh, this dude's shooting constantly.

[C]

That two finger man.

[A]

He's got a little wiener, but that thing is full. All right, time for breakfast. Oh, no. All right, we got one of those things opening up somebody's B hole, and they've poured in whipped cream and Cocoa Puffs. She's eating Cocoa Puffs out of somebody's butt with a speculum that opens their butt up the size of a baseball. Come on, humans, be better. All right, next we have.

[B]

Oh, cigarette butts.

[A]

What is going on? What's happening? Somebody's smoking with their vagina as an ashtray. There's hundreds of cigarettes inside of her. Her vagina. And every time she coughs like she's pouring the ashtray into herself. We didn't see that to start it. And then she starts to open it up and there's just cigarettes inside. Oh, man. Smoking kills. What was that? All right. Oh, man, I'm having a tough 24 sounding. Oh, we got a guy's got something. Is that a snot? A butter knife in his urethra. The whole thing. Yes. Oh, my God. It was a full butter knife in a man's.

[B]

And no blood.

[A]

Oh, no. That's just. What in the world? What in the wide wild world. All right, this one. Jesus Christmas. All right, here's another one. This guy's cutting off his penis. Or is those balls?

[B]

Nope.

[A]

Oh, what is that? Is that a woman's labia? Yeah. Oh, it's a woman's labia. Just sawing on him. He's sawing on with a pocket knife. He's sawing on him with a pocket knife. He's cutting them right off. Off they go. Oh, he's cleaning it up. Oh, what is that? What's going on with her genitals? They're not.

[C]

Top part.

[A]

It's like a.

[B]

She's got a. She's got both of them.

[A]

She's got a little tiny pee pee head where her lady button should be.

[C]

And a massive tie it off, massive.

[A]

Set of labia, which probably would have been scrotum skin. So this is like a hermaphrodite just took a raven's crest and sawed off.

[B]

What's he looking to catch the.

[A]

Yeah, you gotta get the details. The D train on it. Well, he's doing some work. He's a at home DIY guy. Oh, my God. Yeah, they laid down on a map of the subway system. Okay, next. There's a girl in a Porta John. Oh.

[B]

Right out of the.

[A]

She's so drunk. This is happening at the Phoenix Open. She put her hand in the Porta John and now she's eating it. Now she's eating it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

She's got her whole hand in her mouth and she is so drunk.

[B]

She's not that ugly either.

[A]

She looks a little like Madeline or the girl that used to work here. Oh, my God. She reached into the well used Porta John toilet. Oh, Lord. I can't look at that.

[B]

She died.

[A]

She's dead. Yeah, she's definitely dead. I've never seen anybody that drunk before that she's going back in, and her friends are filming it instead of stopping her. Like, you pick your friend up when their hand starts going into the Porta John. That's.

[B]

Oh, she lost fantasy football. That was a punishment.

[A]

Oh, and we'll just end with this. All right. The lady with her legs open, and she's gonna. She's in a red lingerie. She's got some soccer balls, something similar, toy soccer balls. And she's got her whole hand in her butthole.

[B]

Now, I've seen.

[A]

I've seen something like this. And her hand is in her butthole now, and she's reaching in and out of there. That's the noise you're hearing at home. Now she's gonna take one of these toy soccer balls and put it in there. Now she's popping it out of her bottom. One little red soccer ball just came out. That's nice. That was cute. Oh, here comes a second. Oh, now she's got a blue one. A blue one's coming up.

[B]

First two were red.

[A]

This one's bigger. Wow. This one's like a kid's.

[B]

This is a.

[A]

This is a youth league soccer ball.

[B]

All right.

[A]

The butt. The butt struggled with the blue one. The blue one's a little big. It came back in.

[C]

That close up was a little much.

[A]

It looks like a Monster's Inc.

[C]

Eye.

[A]

It's coming out. Oh, here comes the youth soccer ball. That's what me and my dog, Jack Ham play with. Another one? Or is that the roses? Congratulations. Well, I'm there. She pooped an entire youth league soccer ball. I believe those are eight. I forget what the dimensions. 12 inch in diameter, I think. Is that what they don't remember?

[B]

She won her pool.

[A]

Yeah. I play that with my dog, Jack Ham. I call him Ronaldo, because if there's a soccer boy, he starts hitting it with his feet. He's really good at it. And then you go to try to kick it, and he blocks with his hands. And I'm like, you are a soccer master and can't use your hands. He's the only thing he's got. And then. So he'll try to pick it up, but it's just a little too big. The youth soccer ball that goes in that lady's butt is just enough for him to carry.

[B]

Actually, he could. That's not hands.

[A]

It's not hands.

[B]

It's his feet.

[A]

Thank you. There you go, everybody. That is your Brady Report. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erected.