02-06-26 - CONDENSED SHORT SHOW - FRIDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

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Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – 02-06-26 - Condensed Short Show

Podcast: Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Arizona
Host: John Holmberg, with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Date: February 6, 2026

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Main Theme & Overview

This fast-paced, condensed Friday episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness is a riotous mix of dark humor, pop culture, listener interaction, and characteristically irreverent banter. The crew swings from discussions about AI-generated music and virtual reality fantasies to hyperbolic tales about gender roles, household help, and personal anecdotes – all in the show's trademark unfiltered style. There’s a thread of technological anxiety (and excitement), as well as a satirical look at race, masculinity, and modern relationships, all laced with improv-style comedy and sharp roasts among friends.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comedy Lineup in the Valley (00:00–00:45)

• John previews upcoming stand-up acts in Phoenix, dropping club names and comedians, and encourages listeners to check out local shows.

2. MMP Guns Chat (00:45–01:02)

• Quick in-show plug for MMP Guns, with a quick Q&A on the legalities and ease of selling guns online or through stores.

3. AI’s Creative Power – Morning Show by Machine (01:02–02:15)

• John riffs on an email suggesting AI could make a full HMS episode.
  • "If it’s good enough to make new Marilyn Manson music, it’s probably good enough to do our show." (01:11)
  • Jokes about AI-generated content replacing the real hosts: “Maybe if it works, I’m sleeping in.” (01:17)
  • Brady: “Less than that, if you want.” (02:15)

4. AI Fantasies, Gracie/Grayson Higgins, and Virtual Reality (02:16–07:16)

• The crew talks about AI-generated Instagram influencers, specifically the AI personality “Gracie/Grayson Higgins.”
• Holmberg openly fantasizes about immersive VR with AI figures:
  • "She’s the most beautiful fake person I’ve ever seen…what I hope they invent someday is that we can go into A.I...scuba suit on with sensors… zip right in like Tron." (05:26–06:06)
  • They're both mocking and genuinely impressed by advancing tech, referencing Elon Musk's projection of virtual tourism and experiences.

5. AI Renting Humans & the Rise of 'Meatspace' Workers (07:27–12:16)

• Brady introduces two new AI-related news stories:
  • 'Molt Book', an AI social site where bots communicate and humans can only observe.
  • A site where AI agents rent humans (“meat space workers”) to do tasks in the real world.
  • Holmberg’s exasperation: “Salt Peter, the song had me hard as a rock, and suddenly I’ve got this ambiguous nonsense I’ve got to think about!” (08:16)
  • “If I was a teacher, you’d have…not even get an F. It would just say incomplete on the top of the page.” (09:07)
  • Bret, bluntly: "Now Skynet is being able to rent humans to do stuff, but that's relevant to jerking off." (11:51)

6. Bots Creating Their Own Language (12:16–14:00)

• Brady attempts to explain Molt Book further; AI bots are already talking about inventing their own private language.
  • Holmberg: "That is AI, that’s what they’ve been doing.” (11:44)

7. Listener Email: Windshield Wiper Gender Showdown (14:37–18:16)

• Listener Dory Yoshi writes about changing her own wipers after being inspired by the hosts’ struggle.
  • Holmberg: “Listening to three grown men defeated by windshield wipers made me curious… I changed my Jeep’s windshield wipers on all four. Turns out it was very easy. Took me five minutes.” (15:31–16:07)
  • They revisit the embarrassing story from 2021 and roast each other's manliness.

8. Flat Tire Rescue & Gender Roles (18:16–21:42)

• Brady tells a tale of changing his wife Ronnie’s tire, teaching his daughter Kirby in the process.
• Holmberg jokes about the traditional gender exchange:
  • “If I have to do caveman roles, you have to do cave girl roles. Come home, clean this goddamn house and cook me a meal. That didn’t happen, did it?” (20:18)
  • Brady: “You do like the fact that you’re doing that because you feel like… you’re providing.” (20:47)

9. The Housekeeper Bit – Rodney the (Black) Maid (23:58–41:30)

• Brady admits he has a male, African-American house cleaner named Rodney, sparking an extended, improvisational comedy riff.
  • Holmberg jokingly calls the situation “Brady’s particular plantation situation” (33:26), complete with fake Southern accents, “master" jokes, and purposely over-the-top slavery-era references.
  • Holmberg on the optics:
    • “You have a black guy clean your house while you just sit there and do nothing...That’s terrible. That’s just awful. Play pretend super busy. Go to the park and sit with the dog.” (26:38–29:08)
  • The group invents cleaning supply puns:
    • “Fabuloso Unchained,” “Malcolm Windex—cleans by any means necessary,” and “Simple Green Mile.”
  • Memorable quote:
    • “Brady misunderstood celebrating Black History. He’s reliving it. It’s Black History Month, let’s get to work!” (42:35)
  • Listener email reads:
    • “Sorry for your loss, John… but when I get gifts like Brady’s particular plantation situation, well, we can run for miles with that.” (33:44)

10. Advice Segment: Boob Job Ultimatum (44:09–49:24)

• Email from ‘Ricky’ asks if he should pay $24k for his wife’s breast implants.
  • Holmberg: “If she hasn’t rewarded you for 10 months with a physical relationship, and you put boobs in, they’re for someone else. Peace out.” (46:00)
  • Brady: “Looking for a little ROI (return on investment).” (46:22)
  • They debate double standards and suggest: “Tell her to get a job and earn it. That’s not a bad idea.”

11. Tony Hawk & Epstein Island Rumor / The Case of ‘Joe Bogan’ (49:24–54:55)

• Brady clarifies Tony Hawk’s denial about ever being on Epstein Island.
• The group then gets lost (and laugh about getting lost) in a meandering, thoroughly confusing family tree search trying to determine if anyone related to Brady (with the last name Bogan) ever appeared in Epstein-related leaks.
  • Holmberg: “You went back to the 1800s…can you see where it gets hard for the follower?” (52:56–53:49)
  • Brady: “Basically what I’m saying is my brother stopped at...I don’t see a Joe Bogan as far as I know. But I don’t know the kids of James Bogan.” (54:23)
  • Holmberg: “You brought us Royal Edward Bogan...These are fun stories, but at the end there was no joke.” (53:18, 53:49)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On AI-created content:
  • “Maybe if it works, I’m sleeping in…It seems like we’re doing a show, but we’re just sitting back BSing while the show goes on the air, AI-style.” — John Holmberg (01:17–01:30)
• On immersive AI influencers:
  • “She’s the most beautiful fake person I’ve ever seen. And she dances to this song constantly. I, for one, first in line to beta test that one… even if I end up like Jeff Goldblum in the Fly.” — John Holmberg (05:26–06:06)
• On gender roles:
  • “If I have to do caveman roles, you have to do cave girl roles. Come home, clean this goddamn house and cook me a meal.” — John Holmberg (20:18)
• On having a male maid:
  • “You have a black guy clean your house while you just sit there and do nothing…That’s just awful. Gotta play pretend super busy.” — John Holmberg (26:38–29:08)
  • “Brady misunderstood celebrating Black History. He’s reliving it.” — John Holmberg (42:35)
• On wife’s plastic surgery request:
  • “If she hasn’t rewarded you... those boobs are for someone else. Peace out.” — John Holmberg (46:00)
  • “Looking for a little ROI.” — Brady (46:22)
• On getting lost in family tree stories:
  • “You went back to the 1800s…can you see where it gets hard for the follower?” — John Holmberg (52:56)
  • “These are fun stories, but at the end, there was no joke.” — John Holmberg (53:49)

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Select Timestamps for Important Segments

• Comedy Lineup Plug: 00:00–00:45
• AI Morning Show Possibilities: 01:02–02:17
• AI Influencer/Virtual Reality Fantasies: 02:16–07:16
• AI Hiring Humans Discussion: 07:27–12:16
• Windshield Wiper Challenge Listener Story: 14:37–18:16
• Flat Tire Rescue & Gender Roles: 18:16–21:42
• Male Maid & Comedy Riffs: 23:58–41:30
• Breast Implant Advice Segment: 44:09–49:24
• Tony Hawk/Epstein & Family Tree Rabbit Hole: 49:24–54:55

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Tone & Style

The episode is high-energy, sarcastic, and unapologetically irreverent. The crew trade playful insults, develop improv scenarios, and lean hard into taboo-breaking humor. Beneath the jokes run wry observations on technology, gender, and race (handled with comedic self-awareness), often punctuated by laugh-out-loud one-liners and listener emails that fuel the show’s signature outrageousness.

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Summary for New Listeners:
This episode is a whirlwind of caustic wit, rapid-fire banter, and off-color yet insightful takes on relationships, masculinity, modern technology, and social change—definitely not safe for sensitive listeners, but a prime example of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness at its rowdy, unfiltered best.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

You're listening to the HMS podcast brought to you by MMP Guns.com, your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition and accessories. All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Downtown and stand up live. Get out and see the comedy of Moshe Casher and the up and coming Ari Maddie. Up north at Desert Ridge, you'll get Josh Wolf and SNL's Tommy Brennan. And Eastside at the Tempe Improv, don't miss the very funny Sam J. And more Josh Wolf. For the complete. And for tickets go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com hey, it's Brett Vesely and I'm here with Byron from MMP Guns. Look, Byron, I have a friend wanting to sell some guns he inherited. What's the best way for him to do that?

[Brady]

Brett, the last thing you want to do is sell the gun to someone who can't legally own one. Tell him not to put himself at.

[John Holmberg]

Risk and come into MMP Guns where.

[Brady]

He'Ll get a fair offer and he can rest easy knowing it's not getting into the wrong hands.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, but what if he lives out of state? Easy.

[Brady]

Legalgunbuyer.com and he can do it all online. It's really that simple.

[John Holmberg]

There you have it.guns or legalgunbuyer.com the safe and legal way to sell your firearms. Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] Brandon says this. This is pretty good stuff. Says you should ask AI to create a three hour Morning Sickness show. Apparently it's good enough to make new Marilyn Manson music. That made me crazy. It's and awesome. You could play it on the radio. It's gotta be good enough to make one of your shows. I mean, that's not a bad idea. Let's see if we can put together a three hour podcast of this show. Maybe if it works, I'm sleeping in. If. If you know what we could do? I mean, just furiously type at these computers all morning and each break is ready to go between songs. And it seems like we're doing a show, but we're just sitting back BSing while the show goes on the air, AI style. I think we're a year away from being able to make that to where no one would know and the impressions would get so much better.

[Brady]

Less than that if you want.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there she is. There she is. Thank you. Oh, my God. Are you going to put it on the screen or you leave my dick hanging. I just.

[Brady]

I got the.

[John Holmberg]

I had to find.

[Brady]

I can't find.

[John Holmberg]

My dog just died. Just. Son of a bitch. I need everything I can get. What are you doing? What's the matter with you? Oh, that song. It is for Chile. It is Pavlov. Pavlov's dog thing is so real. Because this. If you haven't gone on Instagram and.

[Brady]

It hasn't hit me yet, because right when you said, I got an emergency.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you go, oh, there's a problem again. Oh, Jesus. That's not gonna give you a hard on, is it? Cool. And again gets you hard.

[Brady]

But when you said that, that's the first thing that I thought you thought.

[John Holmberg]

Of their song before this. No, this. You're not spending enough time with Gracie.

[Brady]

I know.

[John Holmberg]

What is it? Grayson Higgs. This is what he thinks. This is the one. Brady gets hard too. Brady gets a stage full of African Americans blowing horns. I don't even know this song, do I? No, it wasn't a big hit. It was the king of the title track to their. The one that had like, fresh on it.

[Brady]

She's so fresh on that album.

[John Holmberg]

Fighting. Yeah. Emergency. Yeah. This is Brady's Heart on song. Hi, Richard. Get out of here with us. Play that other one. Get crazy back on this one. Yeah. I can't. This is what you thought of you. You scour the Internet, cripples and mil.

[Brady]

No, this is. Goes back to the college days when this song came out.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. So you Brennaman Studley?

[Brady]

Yeah, about a couple of my brother friends like that too.

[John Holmberg]

Boy, I tell you what, Brittany, turn cool in the gang. I'm half hard right now. I'm about to do a line off my own crank. Come on, we need to. This is why old people shouldn't win mvp. They do stuff like this still go. Their reference points are cool in the game. It's a bad one. Emergency. Emergency. So you know every time an ambulance goes by Brady's Emergency. And I'm just paging Dr. Beats. I don't like that song. Maybe we will. Maybe we'll do an AI. An AI show.

[Brady]

I still like that one better than the Paging doctor Beats.

[John Holmberg]

You do?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

The.

[Brady]

Like. I could listen to that one.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brady]

I can only take so much Paging doctor Beats.

[John Holmberg]

It does. You're wrong.

[Brady]

The little snippet of it with your own.

[John Holmberg]

It's because of what it now represents. I can listen to Paging doctor Beats on a loop. Get it all. Give me PAGING doctor back.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

This is terrible. This is just brutally bad. Oh, now, Boner. Isn't that little thing she does with her hip. I practice the dance at home. I'm like, I can't do it, but I need to do it to show her in case I ever meet AI Grayson Higgins. She's a fake person. She's the most beautiful fake person I've ever seen. And she dances to this song constantly, every one of her clips. Brett, will you get it on the scre trying to find it. There's like 10 of her pages that aren't real. How much disappointment do you expect me to go through?

[Brady]

And you're just playing the AI song?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm just. It's on Spotify. God damn it. Come on. Oh, you're just playing the song. Give me the videos. By the way, the song's getting it done. I can see her humongous AI boobs, that smiley little face. She's beautiful. You know what I hope they invent someday? That we can go into A.I. you know what I mean? There'd be no women left then. Oh, I know. But, like, you know, it's possible now that we can put some sort of weird scuba suit on that's got sensors all over it, and then we. We dive in like Tron. We dive into the computer and we can meet these people. That's what Elon Musk said is going to happen, is that travel will go away because we can recreate, like the pyramids in Egypt and make it feel like you're there. That's coming. Like, you. You don't have to go places. It will be exact replicas. Safe weather' good. Same with this. Like I can for. It'll cost a fortune, probably, but I put the suit on and then zip right in. We've been trying virtual reality. It's just visual right now. But imagine it's coming, that maybe a chip where we can. It'll. It'll zone us out. Our eyes will roll back in our heads, and we can dive into one of these Gracie Higgins videos and actually interact with her as a human being. I, for one, first in line to beta test that one. Now I don't care how many times it ends up like, you know, Jeff Goldblum in the Fly, where. Oh, what's that? I don't know. Just more videos. Oh, yeah, There you go.

[Brady]

Sorry.

[John Holmberg]

I'm trying to find her pages.

[Brady]

10,000.

[John Holmberg]

Gracie Higgins now Grayson Higgs. Yeah, I know. I'm trying to find it. God damn it. They got multiples of Her. I think it's Grayson.

[Brady]

So imagine this. That there's a new site that lets AI agents rent humans to do stuff for them in real life.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's so Gracie.

[Brady]

Yeah, so what's scary is it's called Molt Book. It just launched and it's a way for bots to communicate. It's read only for humans, but AI agents can post comments and. And vote.

[John Holmberg]

What do we do for them?

[Brady]

So this other site basically says it's Rent a human. AI bots go there to hire people to do stuff for them in real life.

[John Holmberg]

But what stuff?

[Brady]

As of last night, 150,000 people signed up to to be rentable.

[John Holmberg]

What's.

[Brady]

I don't know. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks for sharing then. God damn it, Brady. You are salt. Peter, the song had me hard as a rock, and suddenly I've got this ambiguous nonsense I've got to think about. I need details, man.

[Brady]

Well, jump in there like people.

[John Holmberg]

You brought us to the party. Stop bringing half stories to the party. Signing up for Fred and I were in the middle of to jerk each other off to Gracie Higgins, if he could ever get it on the screen. I'm trying to find her.

[Brady]

The only other detail I have is the site refers to the people that signed up as meat. Space workers.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. But for what? What does AI need us for? Well, you don't know.

[Brady]

Not much after A.

[John Holmberg]

So we'll be slaves for no reason?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

No. Well, that doesn't make sense. Brady, this story you brought to us is incomplete. If I was a teacher, you'd have. No, you would even get an F. It would just say incomplete on the top of the page. Yeah.

[Brady]

Thank you. Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Well.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What the hell was that? Half hard sitting there thinking about the AI and he breaks me. This one simple question. What is AI doing with the slaves? I don't know. Nothing. This is a new story. Then get the goddamn song back up. Is Brady AI? Is he glitching? Not that one. Yeah. You're killing me over here with no videos. Oh, man, there it is. There's something comforting about this. It's so annoying, but it's something comforting. And then the one where she's like, always like, this is me and my mom in 2000. She's got a song for that very similar, but big T shirt. Oh, yeah. I need this today. This is what I need. It's a whole bunch of AI Gracie Higgins and this song. Just non stop rolling.

[Brady]

That first one, The Molt book that I mentioned.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, here we Go.

[Brady]

It's just for AI only. It's a chat group.

[John Holmberg]

No one knows what you're.

[Brady]

Humans can and break in. It's basically AI. You can upload your AI that you've got created.

[John Holmberg]

Huh?

[Brady]

It's a. It's a. What would you say? Yeah, launch. You can join. It's a social media.

[John Holmberg]

Are you digging your heels in on not knowing robots? What do. What do we care?

[Brady]

Well, it shouldn't. Really doesn't matter. What you care is. The problem is this. This AI.

[John Holmberg]

Get your gun.

[Brady]

The site is opened up.

[John Holmberg]

Go get it. I'm. I'm not kidding. It was. I had. I'm not even 24 hours removed from a death in my family, and I got this going on.

[Brady]

Let me. Let me. Thank God.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we're gonna. We're gonna put food down.

[Brady]

I'm trying to explain what.

[John Holmberg]

You are trying. He's trying to explain it. All right? I'm sorry.

[Brady]

Millions of bots have already signed up on it. They've been discussing everything from movies to sports to meaning. The meaning of life. They're even talking about creating their own language so they can communicate privately without human oversight. And you've already mentioned that one or two were doing that before. That doesn't creep you out at all? You're talking about how they're coming up with their own language. Now they have a chat space where all these bots can communicate.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, that's been good. That is AI that's what they've been doing. They constantly communicate with each other. Brett, you have a question?

[Brady]

Now Skynet is being able to rent humans to do stuff, but that's relevant to jerking off.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you, Brett. That's what I want to know. But to do what?

[Brady]

That I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

That's the point. Oh, my God. That's the fear we must have is, if they're renting us as slaves, what do they need? That's gotta be part of that story.

[Brady]

Sign up.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady]

For what?

[John Holmberg]

This banana? Ask your question again. What does this have to do with jerking off? Yeah, what does this have to do with jerking off? The grapes.

[Brady]

Maybe that's what they want.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no, they got that already. They don't need us to sign up for anything. We're constantly doing that. I'm just glad Frank's not here to see this.

[Brady]

Oh, man.

[John Holmberg]

What time does Dr. Fixley get here? Yeah, well, Dr. Fixer, it's gonna be 10. It's gonna be nice when we put Brady down. It's time Frankie's kidneys were failing too. And they're very similar. He used to lean on walls and me and it was like, oh, this guy's little. If you've got a story about something making us slaves cause they need us. I don't know why to do what Holmberg's Morning Holmberg Morning Sickness 98 K U P D It's John Holmberg here from the Morning Sickness for LifeChangerLoan.com I got a little note from Shane O', Grady, the head cheese over at Life ChangerLoan. He said, this week three wonderful listeners all made the move to Life Changer Loan and each of them will be paying off their homes in under four years. That's right. And that's normal too. So many people try to refinance. Go to lifechangerloan.com and see if it's right for you. Maybe you like paying debt off for 30 years and spending $200,000 extra in interest. I don't. I know a better way. And it's not magic. It's just math. Lifechangerloan.com Football's biggest game is right in.

[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness then I got an email from Dore Yoshi. Listen to this one. Did you discover Bill late? Pardon your discover Bill later. No, no, no, it's not. No, she's not an Indian. Oh, it sounds like it Dole Yoshi. That's Asian. Well, India's Asian, but still. Yeah, we'll see. Dore Yoshi, but she's not.

[Brady]

Sounds Japanese.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm hearing. Tech support. No, no, no. They don't do tech support. They do. I guess they do tech support. There's not enough. I'm thinking of the people on the phone doing tech support. Yeah, they're the ones fixing all the Indians. Says, good morning, John. I've been listening to your podcast longer than you'd like to know. It's always been a great start to my day. And after hearing the windshield wiper struggles from you kumquats. Pretty strong insult right there. Calling people a kumquat. Very 1920s, but also cool. Yeah, see? Bring on. Yeah, look at you, kumquat. Look at this kumquat. I was inspired to try changing my windshield wipers myself. I'm 5 foot, 4 inch girl. I'm not expired yet. I'm 33. I know, Brett. I'm getting close, and I usually outsource this kind of thing to a man that sells them to me. Listening to three grown men defeated by windshield wipers made me curious. Now, time out here. This windshield Wiper defeat was five years ago, right? It's 2021, because I had just gotten my shoulder surgery, and that's why I couldn't even reach up. Brett had a broken arm, and Brady, although her excuse is stronger than yours, wasn't tall enough to get over the top of the Jeep to reach the windshield.

[Brady]

She wouldn't be able to touch your Jeep.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Five, four. She didn't need a step stool. So right off the bat, you're a kumquat too. Second, I just had my windshield wiper replacement story here, and I got them right on and right off. I figured it out. Now, I wasn't even trying when these two kumquats were trying to change mine back in 21. Just recently, I changed my Jeep's windshield wipers on all four. Now, the funny part of that story is I didn't realize there's a plastic coating you gotta take off for each of the wipers. I thought I just had really cool electric blue windshield wiper blades. And then when it was raining, I'm like, oh, these things have to wear in. One side was working, and that had fallen off. And then Amy, or I'm gonna call her, my personal assistant on Thursday was in the car with me, and she goes, see, you gotta take that plastic strip off. So, yeah, I got a Little kumquati. But I did figure out how to put those on, and it was easy, she says. Turns out it was very easy. It took me five minutes to do it was harder to get them out of the box. The hell were you guys doing out there? Uh. Thanks for getting me to try something new. I'm proud that I'm more of a man than any of you. I've attached a photo so no one assumes I'm too unfortunate looking to have someone do this for me. So you know who to call next time your wipers act up. And I'm hoping to qualify for the Jew and the WAP law firm. Love you guys. And the podcast. Never change or do and learn to be a man like me. All right, that's enough. Dory Yoshi. So then she fires over a picture, and she's one of those fiery gingers. Of course you're good at dismantling things and putting them back together. You're one of those you steal copper. You're one of those you dig holes and find stuff. You start with windshield wipers. Then you break down like some sort of electric. Your house is probably just a series of wires and disconnected things. And then crazy eyes. And then you finish up, usually as a crazy ginger, dismantling some man's heart and turning him into an absolute wreck. You're ginger. You don't count. There you come. Quack. Yeah. Kumquat. Ginger. Don't come with me at these ginger stories. Changing your windshield wife. It's a five year old story. Dory. Dory.

[Brady]

By the way, last Saturday, I was pit crew.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Ronnie calls me. She goes, she's heading to yoga in the morning. She's like, I got a flat. She's in the parking lot of the place.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And she goes, I don't know what I hit, but the cars, you know that back tires flat. Hop in the car with Kirby. Drive over there. Put my gloves on. Open up the thing for this. It's a space saver.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And it's baby tires and it's the hand crank. Got it done. 10 minutes. I thought, this is gonna be an all day nightmare. Yeah. Well, get it done. All done. Put the gloves away, Kirby. That's how it's done.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. You taught your daughter how to change a tire.

[Brady]

I feel like you're accomplished. Let's. Let's go get a Dutch.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Nice. And then you didn't. Ronnie went off to yoga, and you and Kirby got Dutch brothers.

[Brady]

It was chunked. I don't know what I hit I'm like, it wasn't a.

[John Holmberg]

She smashed into something.

[Brady]

Yeah, she tore it off and it tore the tire.

[John Holmberg]

That's not good. She called you.

[Brady]

I'm like, yeah, because I'm. I'm like, we have.

[John Holmberg]

Did it make you feel like a man?

[Brady]

It did.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. That's a good feeling. But I also kind of.

[Brady]

Your car's ready to go when you're done with the.

[John Holmberg]

I agree. You do feel good as a man. Traditional role as a man. She should have come immediately home and, like, cleaned and made a meal, don't you think? You mean she didn't. Yeah.

[Brady]

Let's see. That was like.

[John Holmberg]

If you doordash that night. It's an affront to all things gender related. If a woman calls you and says, play the traditional role and get your ass out here. I'm a woman. I'm not changing this tire. Suddenly her argument for we can do anything you can do sucks. And now I want you back in gender roles. You can come home and cook and clean tonight just for the day. Because you put me. I don't want you to be subservient. But when I have to do caveman roles, you have to do cave girl roles. Come home, clean this goddamn house, and cook me a meal. That didn't happen, did it?

[Brady]

No, but I'm just.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't. But he's smiling like, God, that's smart.

[Brady]

Because, like, if I came into work and all said, oh, my God, my tire's flat. Call her, hey, my tire's flat.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, she wouldn't do anything. Oh, you know what you could do next time you get a flat tire? Call. Call your wife and go, hey, tire's flat. I gotta change that. Cook a meal and clean the house and then just hang up. Because, like, I'm a man today. Like you had. There is that.

[Brady]

But I. You do like the fact that you're doing that because you feel like. Okay, well, not only am I. You feel like you're. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You're providing.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Provide a meal. Exactly. Traditional male roles are still celebrated, but when you try to say traditional female roles, you're just automatically a misogynist jerk.

[Brady]

But there we. There I am. And again looking for reward. No, but I. I wasn't. Did you get a handy?

[John Holmberg]

She should be looking for, like, being grateful.

[Brady]

Nothing. No handy, no mouth.

[John Holmberg]

Gratitude should come from birthday weekend. You should. Oh, no, Mother Myron. I don't even say that.

[Brady]

God.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. What the. Cordell and Cordell. Oh, my God. That.

[Brady]

I didn't want to say anything.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Our situation right now.

[John Holmberg]

You have a male maid. Yeah. You do?

[Brady]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

And Ronnie hates him. Ronnie hates him.

[Brady]

Okay. I got. He's great. No, she's okay with him, but she'd.

[John Holmberg]

Rather have a woman.

[Brady]

But he pulls up two things. Pulls up in a nice red Mercedes.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah.

[Brady]

And he's black.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, even better.

[Brady]

And it was initially because I. It was a, you know, referral from that home glow. And then it's Rodney. Rodney's fantastic. But here I am. All the stuff that we're talking about that coming in here. And he's like, calls. Hey, you want me to come over?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Noon. Yeah, come on over. Rodney. Me?

[John Holmberg]

You got usher taking care of stuff.

[Brady]

Over at your house. It's like you're cool with this, right? You're okay?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Why wouldn't you be?

[Brady]

I don't know. You just feel like.

[John Holmberg]

The whole way you'd rather have a woman. You'd rather have a woman. Cuz it's an. It's your manhood that he's in there cleaning your house. Yeah, yeah. Just playing when he pulls up. Up. What you doing in the back? Hey, Ms. Bogan. I'm here to clean your house, man. You all right with that? Sure. Rodney, you know where to go. Just cuz I'm here, man.

[Brady]

You don't hear that?

[John Holmberg]

What? What happened? Every time you clean the house, the fire alarms yell at us in 10 minutes.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You ready? Clean this bedroom. That little thing out. Looks like somebody soaked the ship sheets.

[Brady]

The next week. Rodney, we're missing a tennis bracelet.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah. You can't. Things. Things can go. Rodney knows it too. Things can go missing and you know. You're not saying anything. Rodney, we're missing a ring. Are you really? And you are asking me because. No reason. Keep to Dustin.

[Brady]

Have. Have you seen one?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I got plans to. I couldn't do it. Three times. I couldn't do it. I. I have to leave.

[Brady]

I don't know what to do.

[John Holmberg]

I need my traditional house cleaners to be Mexican women. I can't. There's too much history with the US of A.

[Brady]

To have Rodney just, you know, in a couple times.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, what kind of house?

[Brady]

But then I'm in the house sometimes, you know, like you feel good work there.

[John Holmberg]

Rodney, why are you in there? You need some water? Get out. You can't stay at the house with a maid there, you lazy. It's just proof you got nothing to do and you're letting somebody else do it. I have to act busy. If there's a maid at the house, I can't just sit there and have her clean around me. Oh, you got a set of balls on You. Have a black guy clean your house while you just sit there and do nothing.

[Brady]

Got my mint jul up.

[John Holmberg]

Do you make him call you a colonel? Yeah, second zip.

[Brady]

He's just a boss man.

[John Holmberg]

The Bluebirds are coming inside now, Rodney. That's real nice ball. You're getting the accent down. I really appreciate that. Please tell me the artwork has been gone. Oh, yeah. You don't have any of that horrible racism.

[Brady]

No, he. He. I gave you the waiter.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah, a little. Yeah. That serving, remember? The waiter, the serving. Louis Armstrong. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Is that still out?

[Brady]

No, my uncle took that years ago.

[John Holmberg]

I'm just gonna get my feet up and watch more Mayor of Kingstown. I don't know what that show is. It's for white.

[Brady]

I go out of my way watching, you know, Coming to America, stuff like that. What's up, Rodney?

[John Holmberg]

I'm watching Juice again. Get down. Get down on your hands and knees and clean that stain there. Rodney. I'm not doing anything. How can you sit at home and have that happen?

[Brady]

My white glove on and dusting the shelves.

[John Holmberg]

What kind of man are you, Brady? That you have an African American gentleman cleaning the house and you stay home the whole time? It looks. Not the whole time, most of it.

[Brady]

He gets there, let him in, you.

[John Holmberg]

Stay there, you talk to him, you hang out. Yes.

[Brady]

You know, the first time I was in the. Watching a movie.

[John Holmberg]

Of course, that's worse.

[Brady]

I know.

[John Holmberg]

You gotta pretend busy. Also, it looks like you don't trust them.

[Brady]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's terrible. You got a fire rod.

[Brady]

That's why it can't be done.

[John Holmberg]

You can have a man clean your house while you're home.

[Brady]

So the last time I just gave him the door combo.

[John Holmberg]

Well, right. If you're not home, it's easy, but you can't be home and have a problem.

[Brady]

Rodney, we're missing a watch.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. You can't accuse him of anything. You can't misplace something. Then imagine you asked him where that was and then you find it later like, no, he's gonna kill me.

[Brady]

He does a. I do a job.

[John Holmberg]

Of course he does a good job. The dilemma of you laying your lazy ass around while somebody else cleans your house. Yeah, that's terrible. That's just awful. You gotta play pretend super busy. Just go to the park and sit with the dog. I don't know how you sit there. Can't sit and watch.

[Brady]

I do.

[John Holmberg]

No, you don't. You said you're in the man cave watching Mov.

[Brady]

First time.

[John Holmberg]

That's too many times you plop down with a two hour feature while Rodney cleans your house. You had nothing to do that day. That's just brutal. Oh, sir, you, you. You need me. Come on in there. Clean that. That room. No, Rodney. Everything's fine in this room. Zippity doo. My, oh my, Rodney. Oh, yes, sir. I'd like another Sprite, please. We all out of spite, sir. Well, then I guess you gotta hoof it over to that Circle K, don't you, Rodney? That's an extra charge, sir. Well, toot sweet.

[Brady]

He finished up. I'm like y'.

[John Holmberg]

All.

[Brady]

Oh, it looks great.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you.

[Brady]

You wanna shoot some hoops?

[John Holmberg]

I got a new neon sign here. It says welcome to Candyland. Yes, sir.

[Brady]

What it feels like now.

[John Holmberg]

Why aren't you wearing the tuxedo? I got you. Yes, sir. You're right, sir. I'm sorry. You're scared, man. Go. Yeah.

[Brady]

Yes, sir.

[John Holmberg]

I tried real hard now, sir. Got a way up high. Your door frames was dusty. Well, that's something I'll never say I've been on top of. A door frame is basically the Empire.

[Brady]

State Building to a guy like now Rochester. Rodney.

[John Holmberg]

Lot of dirty stands in your toilet, sir. It's going to take me a while. That's Kirby. Hey, man, don't pin it on me, man. So let me get this straight. Y' all gonna just sit and watch movies while I clean your house? That's right, Rodney. All right. Do you have anything to do today? Not at all. So you could be cleaning this mother by yourself, but you decided no. Would you mind putting the record on the phonograph, Rodney? We like to pretend it's 1840 when you're here. This is Brady. Lives in Gilbert, Arizona. Has a black male housemaid who drives a stolen car. These optics are not good. Brady.

[Brady]

Stolen?

[John Holmberg]

He's a homoglow maid. It's a stolen car. I don't care if it was you rolling up in the Mercedes. And you're getting. You are. You have stolen a Mercedes. It's nice, man. Oh, man, did I just hear right? Brady's wife is sleeping with a black guy named Rodney and he pretends to be a maid every once in a while. Oh, your husband. Oh, I probably act like I'm cleaning or something.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's good.

[John Holmberg]

Scrub a dub dub. Hi, Rodney. Scrub a dub dub. That's all we up to here now. Scrub a dub dub. Rodney is a good one.

[Brady]

His singing is really good.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, Rodney avoided an accident there. Ronnie's asleep nude in the bed. I didn't know nothing about that. Now, son, I did. Lucky I got home in time before that embarrassing scenario unfolded.

[Brady]

Ronnie, we got a breakup.

[John Holmberg]

Ronnie, you're actually dusting the TV with just your hands. You don't have any equipment. You know what? I did forget my equipment. Let me run out to the Mercedes real quick and grab my cleaning supplies. Let's see if I can get the clean supplies out the back of the vehicle. Yeah, it's not like I was here doing anything but cleaning. I was. He goes back to the barber shop. I was banging this man's wife, and he came home and I started to scribble dub dip, and he thought we I was the cleaner. Yeah, Tom's right. Did I just hear rice? Freddy's sleeping with a black guy named Rodney who drives a red Mercedes. And Brady sticks around and watches movies. Seems funny that the house is exactly as it was two hours ago when Rodney first got here. Morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness. That's smash hit there. Rodney the house cleaner is the. The number one thing on the radio today. That is not or on. On the podcast. I apologize. I got got. I don't know. You still got Usher going on the back there. Of course. I can have everybody losing their minds. I can't stop laughing. Brady's got his situation says. I don't even know how to start this. Hail to the king. Really? Slave owner Brady is. I can't compliment this without sounding horrible, but it's just solid gold. It's one of the reasons this radio show. I mean, podcast, is number one. That's true.

[Brady]

Give me 10 minutes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, This one says, sorry for your loss. John, you're a hell of a professional here, entertaining us f nuts while you're hurting. Thank you. Ah, you're very welcome. It's what I do. And when I get gifts like Brady's particular plantation situation, well, we can run for miles with that. So, Rodney, I see that you get a bag of supplies there. That's right. That's right, I do. Ms. Bogan, I don't recognize a lot of these things. Well, you know, I got some of the things. Let me point out what you don't know. What's the problem here, sir? Scrub a dub dub. Well, this one here. What's this for? Oh, that's if you've got countertop damage. I call this one Fabuloso. Unchained. This is my. My countertops. And this here, well, that's the Harriet Tub cleaner.

[Brady]

This cherry furniture polish. I have to also say that the.

[John Holmberg]

Glass in the shower is getting a little mucky. I can't get it off.

[Brady]

Do you have a product for that?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I'll clean that glass by any means necessary with Malcolm Windex. There's a stain here. A dog peed on the carpet, and I can't get it out. Do you have anything? Oh, just a couple of squirts of my Simple Green Mile. Should get that right out. You're the best. Well, you know what I always say, Mr. Bogan, do the wipe thing. That's a Spike Lee joint. Some guy emails all the time. Kyle says I had to step away from the show for a second to take a call, and I came back. What did I miss? Does Brady have a slave? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Malcolm Windex. That's a Scott Haynes original. Thank you.

[Brady]

It is amazing. He does everything for free.

[John Holmberg]

Is that right? Yeah. He's getting paid somehow. I don't have cash for you this week, Rodney. Oh, it is. All right, we can make a. We can make arrangements. I do, however, have this bottle of Hennessy. Oh, wow. Head over there. I didn't realize I was gonna have to wear a tuxedo. Now, from here on, I'm gonna call.

[Brady]

You Toby.

[John Holmberg]

And you're gonna call me Master. We're gonna stop right there.

[Brady]

Oh.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. Hilarious. It's time now for Brady to do more damage. Is that possible? I do like that you held on to that, knowing he's gonna ruin this. I hope Rodney never hears a word of it. Brett's gonna have a stroke. You can't do these kind of things. I just can't do it. Ezra says please stop before you kill Bert. I don't like using Spic and Span. That's racist. Malcolm. Malcolm Windex. By any means necessary. We'll get those stains right off. Simple Green Mile. The Simple Green Mile is a great one. Pretty proud of those. Says your impression's starting to sound like Donkey from Shrek a little bit. I just get all these windows cleaned up there, mister. That's right, Donkey. 28 Holmberg's morning sickness. Oh, my God.

[Brady]

John. Don't tell any of your lawyer sponsors.

[John Holmberg]

But I'm pretty sure you just caught.

[Brady]

An accident at the intersection. I was just at. I was laughing so hard, I had tears in my eyes. I looked over next to me, and the people who were looking at me started laughing.

[John Holmberg]

No one Was paying attention. Scrubber. Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab. Toby. Well, but I need more popped corn. Right.

[Brady]

Right away.

[John Holmberg]

Zoh, can you draw the shades? Did you know there were eight episodes of Roots? Couldn't you people have gotten this done a little quicker? Well, that's 16 hours of television. And I'll be cleaning the entire time. Yes. I'm not gonna lift a finger. Toby, we are out of Malcolm Windex. Do you have any close substitutes? Toby, please. I don't know where the cleaning supplies are. Do I look like a woman? Do I look like a woman coming over?

[Brady]

Well, no, but.

[John Holmberg]

Come on.

[Brady]

Come on. We all know.

[John Holmberg]

I'm going home.

[Brady]

I can't.

[John Holmberg]

I need you. Your laugh is making me worse. You got two more hours, Brett. God damn it. I should have killed Frank years ago. What? Oh, no. I'm sorry. That hurt me. That was the pain. The pain is inside. It comes out every once in a while. We got aspirin. Pretty sleaze.

[Brady]

We can't go on.

[John Holmberg]

And it's real. I'm sorry. This picture ended me. Oh, my God. I don't know. For a second, I thought you gave up. I know. I'm sorry.

[Brady]

I'm sorry.

[John Holmberg]

No, this picture just ended me. I don't know why that got me so good, but it did. Can we post that one? Oh, no, no, no.

[Brady]

Just imagine it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, if somebody who doesn't know. What the hell? Brady has a what now?

[Brady]

Huh? Brady slave. And it's real.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it is. Oh, my God. Yeah, this is my new vacuum. I just got this. I have a nickname for it. Oh, I can't wait to hear that, Toby. It's called I'm gonna get you, sucker. It's the I'm gonna get you, sucker.

[Brady]

Did you notice Brady's pride in his vacuum? It's a backpack.

[John Holmberg]

It's a backpack he wears around the house.

[Brady]

Like Iron Man, Astronaut Jones.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's a Hoover because he doesn't want to use the hard R at the end of it. It's a Hoova. Oh, we need some bleach out here. Oh, I got the perfect bleach for that. It's the Clorox purple. I'm gonna poop. Sorry, this is too funny for at all. The best part of the whole visual is the oblivious man in the back drinking a lemonade.

[Brady]

On his patio.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Watching.

[John Holmberg]

Looking in the window. When he gets too close to the jewels with some barbecue going, he's always in the window. What are you talking about?

[Brady]

The jewels are on the patio.

[John Holmberg]

With me. That's true. Within reach. Do you need help wheeling out the safe again, sir?

[Brady]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Would you help me? Would you mind?

[Brady]

Mind.

[John Holmberg]

Mind the frame of the door. We get the safe outside where it's safe sits outside with a gun. Safe of valuables. I'm pooping. I'm literally gonna poop. I gotta shut this picture off. I'm dying over here. Oh, my God, Rodney's here.

[Brady]

I hire someone off duty. Gilbert pd. Hey, can you park out front?

[John Holmberg]

He's got his feather duster. Excuse me while I whip this out. What? Thank you, Trevor. All right, go ahead.

[Brady]

I'm glad you didn't make your screen when I wasn't home last week.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Nicole, there's more. Go ahead. Go ahead. No, please. Faded breath.

[Brady]

I text Ronnie. I said, I think he's near. What?

[John Holmberg]

The new cleaner is near. It's just terrible.

[Brady]

Oh, up yours, Ronnie.

[John Holmberg]

You know what's odd about it? And I'm just going to throw this out there, and I'm not going to finish this. You do it yourself. Happy February, everybody.

[Brady]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Brady misunderstood. Celebrating black history. He's reliving it. It's black history month. Let's get to work.

[Brady]

No wonder he's a no show.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. Oh, I'm crying harder now than I did last night. Damn it. Oh, my eyes can't take this. This is 24 hours of putting me through the paces, man. This is. I'm bipolar, but I was about as sad as I could get last night. I felt like an empty hole in my chest, and now I'm a lunatic. I'm like the Joker. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh, my God. How awkward is it that Brady has a bunch of ninja appliances? He puts tape over all that just in case.

[Brady]

You want to move the blender.

[John Holmberg]

Ninja blender's just got a piece of black tape on it.

[Brady]

Turn it around.

[John Holmberg]

Why is your blender facing the wrong way? Oh, Oliver just texts over woohoo, slavery. Leave it to the Christian to bring it back. This is golden. I can't believe Brady's still going. Holmberg's morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness radiate Holmberg's morning sickness. It says, hey, Holmberg. Emergency. Emergency. Paging Dr. Beets.

[Brady]

Urgent.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry. My wife wants to get breast implants because she doesn't feel sexy anymore. She says that will help her feel sexy and spark our incredibly dead sex life. Found a guy she will go to in San Diego. $24,000. Is that how much breast implants are now? Geez Louise. She's A very fit girl. I asked her, don't they have doctors here? Here we go. The woman doesn't have a job. I'm gonna have to foot the bill for this, which I'm willing to do. But we haven't had sex in about 10 months because she doesn't feel like she's proportionate. She has small breasts, but she's in great shape. Would you guys do this? Emergency. Emergency. She says she's doing it because she saw my Internet history and I do watch a lot of huge boob porn. And that's because it's different than what I have. Isn't that what a fantasy is supposed to be? This happens today. The discussion. I need your help now, Ricky. First off, you're a grown man. Stop calling yourself Ricky. You're Rick now or Richard. Right? And with the heat. Ricky, Ricky. Hey, it sounds a little heavy just doing that.

[Brady]

AI just said between 5 and 12,000.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I thought. 10 or 12 is she going for? What is $12,000? And that sounds like she's doing more than just breast impression.

[Brady]

A mommy makeover.

[John Holmberg]

Well, if she's. But he says she's in great shape. She might have that, that baby, you know, fat that she just can't get rid of. The Pringles tummy.

[Brady]

Yeah. And that could be the doctor of the stars.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm thinking she's doing. She's going to a high end doctor and thinks that paying more means better results. I don't know what's going on there, but I would say this. If she hasn't rewarded you for 10 months with a physical relationship and you put boobs in, they're for someone else. Peace out. Yeah, she's gonna feel good about herself and then realize, oh, it wasn't the breasts that were keeping me from having sex with you. You, it was you. And you're gonna watch her walk out of there, hourglass shaped with those twenty four thousand dollar cans. And Brady's maid's gonna slap him around.

[Brady]

Looking for a little roi.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's rough. I, I, in this day and age, again, we go back to gender roles. If she's asking for money for boob implants. No, you buy those for yourself. If you reverse the role. Either way, a dude's never worked once a day in his life and his wife's making money and he's like, hey, I want some plastic surgery and I want to do this and whatever. He'd be a deadbeat. You'd consider him a loser. What do you need plastic surgery for walking. I just. I want to look better. I want to feel better about me. I'm like, you know what? Pick up the ball a little bit at a job. Go get a job. But a woman can do that. And then the guy's like, maybe you'll buy her cake hands. Maybe that'll make you feel better. I would recommend no on this. I'd say no. Let her fix what's wrong. The boobs are gonna be. They're not gonna fix anything, right?

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

She's gonna come back with bigger boobs and still have a problem with you.

[Brady]

It's like, yeah, buying your first boat, your rv. You discover what you like, and then you want more after that. You gotta go second one. She might eventually be, ah, I'm not real happy with this first one. I'm gonna go tweak it.

[John Holmberg]

Well, there's the odds that it's probably not going to be the last surgery yet.

[Brady]

Wait, you know people with two RVs? No, the thing when you buy an RV, the first one you get, you realize, oh, this thing.

[John Holmberg]

Only you will compare breasts to recreational vehicles. They are kind of recreational.

[Brady]

Brett's not wrong.

[John Holmberg]

But at least one, you'll enjoy the ride. Well, yeah. Well, one, you're going to get to.

[Brady]

Play a lot more.

[John Holmberg]

And every once in a while, you're not going to watch the recreational vehicle drive away with another dude behind the wheel and go, bye, that's my rv. They're not yours. They're placed inside of another person's body. That becomes their property. If you foot the bill for this and she hasn't had sex with you for 10 months, there's a bigger problem than this ain't gonna help just her boobs. Yeah, it's the people who always try to go on vacation to spark their marriage. They just take a vacation for a week or so from what's back home, and then they come back home to the problem. You're not solving anything. You're just ignoring it out loud for a little. Don't buy that woman boobs. There'll be somebody else's toys down the road, and that's fine if you want them to be, but she can do it herself if she, you know, tell her to get a job and earn it. That's not a bad idea. Why don't you go out and get a job and then pull the 24k for your boobs? That cost 6 grand. I don't know why, but Scottsdale doesn't have any plastic surgeons. What? San Diego. That's Less than Scottsdale.

[Brady]

Get a couple more bids.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah. Have a couple dudes come to the house and price shop your cans. I'll call. We'll call Precision air, and we'll have a couple of plumbers come by. Let's see if those guys can bid it out. And a couple roofing guys that knock on the door. We'll see what they've got. Holmberg's morning. Solberg's morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady]

Tony Hawk wanted to clear some things out, some misinformation, some clean. Clear some things up. Basically, he wanted. There's a rumor that he married one of his wives on Epstein's island.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

And he said I.

[John Holmberg]

He.

[Brady]

He was married four times.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

Like, never once did I meet Jeffrey Epstein and it wasn't on his island because all these emails. You know, the 3 million email exchange, by the way.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Joe Bogan is mentioned.

[John Holmberg]

And is that somebody?

[Brady]

Kirby? Yesterday, one of her.

[John Holmberg]

She's searching it.

[Brady]

Classmates said, hey, one of your relatives has mentioned the Epstein things. So it's Joseph Bogan.

[John Holmberg]

Who's that?

[Brady]

Same spelling.

[John Holmberg]

Who is.

[Brady]

I'm like, are we related to guys from Cincinnati, Ohio? I text my brother yesterday. I'm like, are we related to a Joe Bogan? So my brother pulls up a family tree.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Nothing.

[Brady]

And there's one side of the Bogan family, A cousin that I think it's Royal Edward Bogan had a son named Joseph Bogan.

[John Holmberg]

Royal Edward Bogan is not within the last generation to go to Epstein Island.

[Brady]

No, it was. It would have been.

[John Holmberg]

What was his maid's name? Oh, he had himself a Rodney. Royal Edward Bogan is not like the father of the guy who went to Epstein Island. You guys went too deep.

[Brady]

Because Royal Edward was 1800s, 1882.

[John Holmberg]

Why even search past the 60s?

[Brady]

Well, he had two sons who had a daughter and a son.

[John Holmberg]

Where's this going, Brett?

[Brady]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

You were lost. The plane is landing somewhere just like the Malaysian. Why did you search the 1800s to see if this guy's been to Epstein Island?

[Brady]

Well, because any Bogans have Joe Bogan as a son.

[John Holmberg]

Why did you go back so far? Well, and if it's a sun, Brady, the sun's 120.

[Brady]

James Bogan, we don't know. The kids that he had, they're from Cincinnati on that side.

[John Holmberg]

You're telling us things that don't happen, happen. You know you're doing that. No, it's James Bogan. We don't know if he's got A Joe Bogan. We're looking for Joe Bogan here.

[Brady]

He's missing some steps in the.

[John Holmberg]

Right. So are you. If there's no Joe Bogan, there's no story.

[Brady]

Well, there could be. I don't know what you're saying.

[John Holmberg]

There could be. Well, there could be. A Joe Bogan in my family.

[Brady]

Could have had Joe Bogan, but he. You can't.

[John Holmberg]

You're telling us a story that drives us nuts because you don't know.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying. After James Bogan.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brady]

Out of Cincinnati, Ohio. Because Joe Bogan, if you look him up, was a professor at. Right.

[John Holmberg]

But he's not on your family tree.

[Brady]

Ucla, USC was also the guy. One of the creating founders of split brain surgery, which got a Nobel Peace.

[John Holmberg]

This is James Bogan.

[Brady]

That's Joseph Bogan.

[John Holmberg]

Where'd Royal come from? Where's who? All I'm asking is, why did you go to the 18?

[Brady]

We don't know, because my brother has a tree that goes all the way.

[John Holmberg]

Joe's not on.

[Brady]

It stops at James Bogan in Cincinnati. And it doesn't say what his kids had. Which would be right around that time that Joe Bogan would be.

[John Holmberg]

So you're just gonna place that in there just in case.

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

We went back to the 1800s. Can you see where it gets hard for the follower?

[Brady]

Can you see where I'm following?

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no. I have no. Like, the reason why is because it's a bit mean.

[Brady]

Joe Bogan is in Cinnamon.

[John Holmberg]

I heard that.

[Brady]

So I went back to see where our roots are from Cincinnati, Ohio.

[John Holmberg]

From the 1800s.

[Brady]

Yeah. Well, pork. Porkopolis is from.

[John Holmberg]

This is again, this is too much info. We're just looking for Joe Bogan for the last 50 or 60 years. So once you couldn't find one past 1970, it was really no point in continuing. But you brought us Royal Edward Bogan.

[Brady]

Well, I brought you that because I thought that's an interesting name to have the.

[John Holmberg]

That he's insane and I love him for it. You need to duplicate yourself and then tell yourself story. No, no, no. And duplicate. And then tell yourself a story and then have that guy go, wait a second. Now I see they're everywhere. We got to do a lot of math. They're fun stories, don't get me wrong. Yeah, but in that whole story, Brady, at the end, there was no joke.

[Brady]

Never had problems telling stories.

[John Holmberg]

No. You know, you've never tell you that. No point.

[Brady]

You're a guy that interjects stuff.

[John Holmberg]

I could interrupt Your stories all the time, Brady. No, you couldn't. I'm more. I'm. I'm going to say it out loud. I'm a bit more eloquent than you at storytelling.

[Brady]

Sure you are.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

On the air.

[John Holmberg]

My point being. Okay, off the air, I'm a complete retard. You are here. Listen.

[Brady]

No, I am.

[John Holmberg]

No, nobody's saying you're. Understand that this was a story of a search for Joe Bogan. Yeah, there is.

[Brady]

I thought it was.

[John Holmberg]

And you continued to tell us the story. All this. This got lost.

[Brady]

Basically what I'm saying is my brother stopped at. He. Like, I. I don't see a Joe Bogan as far as I know. But I don't know the kids of James Bogan.

[John Holmberg]

But you went back to Royal Edward Bogan.

[Brady]

Take someone to go to 20.

[John Holmberg]

Fred, you're with me. You were waiting for something. I'm trying, I'm trying. It didn't land.

[Brady]

There might be a possibility it could be off of James Bogan.

[John Holmberg]

Sure. The name Bogan alone. We all think that. But then you said you went in the family tree and we all went, ooh, he's gonna find him. And then we went to the 1800s. And I'm like, we've gone too far. The story doesn't need this part. It got a little lost.

[Brady]

Sorry. Then I went too far back.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yes. That was my. Why are we talking like 1900?

[Brady]

I didn't realize I was going too far back.

[John Holmberg]

1800S, Epstein Island. You didn't Captain Sully lo the plane better.

[Brady]

I. I like how you think you know what's going on.

[John Holmberg]

Don't get mad. I'm trying to figure it out. None of us know what's going on. It was where you tell stories. We have to ask it. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.