02-07-25 - Entertainment Drill - FRI - List Of Americas Top Favorite Movies Topped By Forest Gump Much To Corey's Chagrin - Ozzy To Perform At Final Sabbath Show

Summary

Summary of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona" Podcast Episode

Title: Entertainment Drill - FRI - List Of America's Top Favorite Movies Topped By Forrest Gump Much To Corey's Chagrin - Ozzy To Perform At Final Sabbath Show
Host: John Holmberg
Guests: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, Corey Walsh, Unnamed Pollster, "Donald Trump" (guest appearance)
Release Date: February 7, 2025

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Introduction

In this lively episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg, along with his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delve into a variety of entertaining topics. The show offers a blend of humor, pop culture commentary, and interactive segments designed to engage and amuse the Arizona audience.

America's Top Favorite Movies

Main Discussion

The episode kicks off with a discussion about America's all-time favorite movies, as revealed by a recent poll. The list includes beloved classics, but not without sparking some heated opinions among the hosts.

• Top Movies Highlighted:

  • "Home Alone" (Parts 1 & 2): Dominates the list, with playful banter surrounding Donald Trump's humorous claims of appearing in the films.
  • "Dirty Dancing"
  • "The Lion King"
  • "Titanic"
  • "The Wizard of Oz"
  • "The Godfather"
  • "Star Wars"
  • "Fast and Furious"
  • "John Wick"
  • "Rocky"

• Controversial Pick - "Forrest Gump": Corey Walsh expresses strong dislike for "Forrest Gump," citing the protagonist's braces as a source of irritation. The discussion escalates into a humorous critique of the film's portrayal of characters:

  Corey Walsh (05:28): "I hate that movie. It is such a lie."
  Brady Bogen (05:38): "Jenny is the meanest character in movie history. She's worse than the Wicked Witch."
  Corey Walsh (06:31): "You don't tell a kid that."

  The hosts mockingly dissect the character of Jenny, labeling her as a "clinical sociopath" and one of the worst movie villains, while Corey laments the unrealistic elements of the film.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogen (07:40): "Corey hated Forrest Gump because that prick got better."
• Corey Walsh (08:21): "That movie's a nightmare."

Super Bowl Drunkenness Poll

Poll Results and Analysis

An Unnamed Pollster presents findings on which NFL team fans are expected to be the most intoxicated during the Super Bowl. The conversation humorously critiques the drinking habits associated with different fan bases.

• Top Drunkest Fans:

  1. Ravens Fans
  2. Raiders Fans
  3. Giants Fans
  4. Bills Fans
  5. Tied: Vikings, Jets, Cowboys, Packers, Bears, Eagles

• Additional Insights:

  • Cowboys Fans: Noted for frequently missing parts of the game due to excessive drinking.
  • Eagles Fans: Follow closely behind the Cowboys in terms of intoxication levels.

Notable Quotes:

• Unnamed Pollster (03:13): "According to the poll, 29% of people will be polling for Philly opposed to 22% for Kansas City."
• Brady Bogen (04:33): "They’ll be drinking their sorrows away watching a Super Bowl that they're once again not in."

Ozzy to Perform at Final Sabbath Show

Event Details and Host Reactions

The hosts discuss the impending final performance of Ozzy Osbourne with Black Sabbath, highlighting concerns about his health and performance capabilities.

• Key Points:
  • Final Performance Date: July 5th
  • Health Concerns: Ozzy may not be able to stand due to Parkinson's disease, leading to speculation about his stage setup.
  • Brady Bogen’s Take: Suggests that Ozzy won't be singing, possibly being "proped up" on stage and humorously mentions sponsorship by Lazy Boy.

Notable Quotes:

• Unnamed Pollster (09:22): "Ozzy will be hitting the stage. The final performance on July 5th."
• Brady Bogen (10:07): "He can't stand up because Parkinson's put him in a chair now."

The "Donald Trump" Segment

Humorous Guest Appearance

A guest impersonating Donald Trump adds a satirical layer to the show, humorously claiming to have been part of several popular movies and making tongue-in-cheek remarks about the poll results.

• Key Highlights:
  • Claims involvement in "Home Alone" series and "Muppets in Manhattan."
  • Playfully disputes the legitimacy of poll rankings.

Notable Quotes:

• Donald Trump (02:43): "America voted me again. And it was even for like best popcorn trump popcorn. Greatest popcorn."
• Donald Trump (05:05): "America's all-time favorite movies."

Interactive Segments and Listener Engagement

Guadalupe Squares Promotion

Brady Bogen and Corey Walsh promote the Guadalupe Squares, encouraging listeners to participate for a chance to win prizes. The segment emphasizes the interactive nature of the show and its connection with the audience.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogen (02:43): "We're looking for participants for the Guadalupe Squares. Dial 585-9800 to join in."

Closing Remarks

As the episode wraps up, the hosts tease upcoming segments and maintain a light-hearted, humorous tone, ensuring listeners stay engaged and entertained.

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Note: This summary captures the essence of the episode, focusing on key discussions, humorous exchanges, and interactive elements. Listeners can expect a blend of pop culture commentary, playful banter, and engaging promotions in this installment of Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

Transcript

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[Melissa]

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[Brady]

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[Corey Walsh]

Hey, how you doing?

[Brady]

I always want to say Adam Walsh. You're not even familiar with that.

[Corey Walsh]

No, the only one. I know that.

[Brady]

That's. That's good. You. We the reason you're not Adam Walsh. Just because you're actually here.

[Corey Walsh]

Yes.

[Brady]

Adam's the one who started basically America's Most Wanted. His dad was John.

[Corey Walsh]

I know that one.

[Brady]

That's the Adam. That's why I always want to say Adam Walsh.

[Corey Walsh]

I always wonder, I'm like, does he owe me money? I hope he does.

[Brady]

Me.

[Corey Walsh]

No, no, no. I say Adam.

[Brady]

Oh, I see.

[Corey Walsh]

Maybe smile. We're like family.

[Brady]

I hope maybe deep down you could try to find. I don't think you're still getting paid on the Adam story, though. You're trying to glom in on that. You're. You're insane. That means the Guadalupe Squares are right around the corner. So get your dialing fingers ready and you can be part of that 585-9800. You can be part of the Squares. They're coming. It's the NFL football Super bowl squares today. So we need a girl, we need a boy. We'll get those together. In the meantime, Brady will entertain us all with the entertainment drill brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. Get yourself involved in that thing for $199. Two months of training, everything they offer, it's on a schedule right there at their website, all their classes, everything they've got. 199 bucks, by the way. You can get involved in this Thing with personal training, it's not just showing up at the gym and doing your own thing. You're part of this system, hands on training that's right in front of you. You're not getting that price anywhere else. It breaks down to around a little over a buck for every class. They are. It's insane. You're not going to do every class, but that's pretty amazing. So you get to pick and choose so many things to get get in great shape, learn a lot of new things about yourself and learn some self defense that is tried and true. Hundreds and hundreds of years of experience teaching it to you. It's awesome. Reactdefense.com Price you can't beat become a better version of you. A sheepdog, not a sheep. It's the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Unnamed Pollster]

According to a new poll, America has voted 43Americans.

[Donald Trump]

I can finish this sentence for you. America voted me again. And it was even for like best popcorn trump popcorn. Greatest popcorn.

[Unnamed Pollster]

And you're in that percentage because 48% of Americans say they definitely will watch the Super Bowl.

[Donald Trump]

You're actually going, I'm actually gonna be the first president at the Super Bowl. Brady. Amazing. I believe that gonna be unbelievable. Nobody's ever had the courage to go, I'm going and I'm rooting for Patrick Mahomes. I don't like Philadelphia. Quitters used to be the capital and then they quit on it. They broke the bell. And when they broke the bell, they broke my heart. So I'm out.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Well, according to the poll, 29% of people will be polling for Philly opposed to 22% for Kansas City.

[Corey Walsh]

Keep note. Who said that?

[Brady]

What do you mean?

[Corey Walsh]

I'm just saying, like, if you're a Philly fan and you want Philly to win, I don't want to talk to you.

[Brady]

Well, if you're a Philly fan and you want them to win, that's going hand to hand. Right? That's.

[Corey Walsh]

Well, no, there are other people who are like, I want Philly to win because I don't want the Chiefs to win. You know.

[Brady]

Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. You're just rooting against something rather than for something. Yeah. Nobody likes that you're rooting for Philadelphia.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, exactly.

[Brady]

It seems like that city should be rooted against constantly. But if you're rooting against the Chiefs, there's just not a good enough villain in this story.

[Corey Walsh]

No, not yet.

[Unnamed Pollster]

I like this one. This poll found that what NFL team fans are going to be the drunkest On Super Bowl Philadelphia.

[Unnamed Guest]

Yeah.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Nope. They found the top five. Coming in at number five is a six way tie. Well, is that a tie? Three and a half drinks. Vikings, Jets, Cowboys, Packers, Bears and Eagles.

[Unnamed Guest]

Three and a half drinks.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Bills fans, number four.

[Unnamed Guest]

Numbers.

[Brady]

Finish your drink.

[Unnamed Pollster]

3.6 drinks. Giants are number three. Raiders are number two. And the drunkest fans during the game will be the Ravens fans.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Drunk in the tears.

[Brady]

Oh, that made me so happy you saying that. Because now I'm thinking of them drinking their sorrows away watching a. A Super bowl that they're once again not in a day after Lamar Jackson isn't the MVP every everything. And Justin Tuggers out there, he's getting caught doing horrible stuff. Oh, this is all good.

[Unnamed Pollster]

I said cowboy fans are also most likely to miss part of the game because they drank too much. Eagles are next on the list.

[Brady]

All right.

[Unnamed Pollster]

America once again has voted.

[Donald Trump]

Let me take over from here, buddy. I don't know what this is about, but I know I want it. So thank you, America. It's a mandate, Brady. They call that a man.

[Unnamed Pollster]

America's all time favorite movies.

[Donald Trump]

Well, there it is. I was in Home Alone 2 and I think maybe even Home Alone 1. I don't remember, but I was in one of the two of them. I was in it. America's favorite movie. Home alone one and two and they went to two hoping that I was in it again like I was in one.

[Unnamed Pollster]

The average American believes they've watched their favorite movie 38 times.

[Donald Trump]

I also believe that I was in Muppets in Manhattan. I think I was in that as well. Great movie. Number three.

[Unnamed Pollster]

You want the top five or top ten?

[Donald Trump]

I already gave you three.

[Brady]

You just give me a couple more.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Top five. Dirty Dancing.

[Brady]

America's favorite movie. Yeah, America. Pick it up.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Number four, the Lion King.

[Brady]

It's a great movie.

[Corey Walsh]

That's good.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Number three.

[Brady]

It's a great movie.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, of course.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Titanic.

[Brady]

Okay, calm down.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Number two, the wizard of Oz.

[Corey Walsh]

How old are the participants?

[Brady]

Well, that's.

[Unnamed Pollster]

That stands the generations.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, it's still good, but we've gone beyond, right?

[Unnamed Pollster]

Godfather number one.

[Brady]

Is it Forrest Gump. Wow. Boo.

[Corey Walsh]

I hate that movie personally.

[Brady]

Do you? Why? Because of the braces. Oh, because of the leg.

[Corey Walsh]

Faster, they'll fall off.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Did you try that?

[Brady]

Yes. Corey, for the win.

[Corey Walsh]

That movie.

[Brady]

Run faster, they'll fall off.

[Corey Walsh]

I hate that movie. It is such a lie.

[Brady]

Corey, Thriller Walls for the win with Run faster they'll fall off being the world's largest lie.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Brett, number two.

[Brady]

Did you Try it. Did you put the braces on? You started hauling ass down?

[Corey Walsh]

I had the braces.

[Brady]

You had to wear the braces.

[Corey Walsh]

Mine were plastic, not metal, but yes.

[Brady]

You even had the cheaper version. Well, forest mom did some work your mom wouldn't do?

[Corey Walsh]

No.

[Brady]

So you put the braces on and said there's a chance if I just try harder.

[Corey Walsh]

Exactly.

[Brady]

Forest mom.

[Corey Walsh]

You don't tell a kid that.

[Unnamed Pollster]

I remember my brother had to wear them, but he couldn't. It was to go to bed. They put him in the braces to feet because it would. They would duck out kind of spread. So they put them in braces to straighten the feet out. That's just kind of sleeping.

[Brady]

Your parents were doing that. So we didn't. So they didn't embarrass them at the country club? They'd have put Corey in the attic.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Brady]

God's sakes, he couldn't even handle your. Your brother being duck toed without some sort of contraption. Corey would have been slaughtered at birth. They put him out. What do you think your parents would have done if he'd have fallen out? They'd have kept him in an iron lung or something.

[Unnamed Pollster]

No, he'd have been all right.

[Brady]

I don't know. Fine show attraction in the backyard for in charge admission.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Yeah, we'd make some money off him.

[Brady]

Corey hated Forrest Gump because that prick got better.

[Corey Walsh]

The whole movie's a nightmare.

[Brady]

Well, it is a bad like it is. You know it to me. I didn't. I didn't like it when it came out because it became a movie about AIDS and people didn't really. That was such a ham handed ending to be like a disease they don't know. And I'm like, oh, this whole thing's about aids because she had. Jenny was a slut and got what she deserved essentially was what the movie said.

[Unnamed Pollster]

She was so mean to him.

[Brady]

She's the meanest character in movie history. She's worse than the Wicked Witch. Watch Forrest Gump with the idea that Jenny is a narcissistic, passive aggressive abuser.

[Corey Walsh]

What about the girl from Castaway who ditched him when he came back?

[Brady]

Horrible woman.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Helen Hunt.

[Brady]

Helen Hunt, yeah. Horrible woman. Chuck Nolan.

[Unnamed Guest]

As bad as Jenny though.

[Brady]

Jenny's the worst. Jenny is a clinical sociopath who when only she needed that crippled kind of mentally challenged guy milked when she had hit rock bottom. She was the same as what's her name from Casino. Just an insane person. Ginger. Yeah, it was. Jenny's the. One of the worst movie villains in the history of Movies.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Godfather was number 10, Star Wars 9.

[Unnamed Guest]

Fake news, fast and Furious.

[Brady]

No, no.

[Unnamed Guest]

See, there you go. You just. It is not legitimate.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Now, Home Alone. Skip it.

[Donald Trump]

I knew that was in there.

[Unnamed Pollster]

John Wick, 6.

[Unnamed Guest]

You might as well just skip it.

[Donald Trump]

I knew Home Alone would eventually break through.

[Unnamed Pollster]

The rock got in there. Rocky was 15. Crap.

[Brady]

Come on.

[Unnamed Guest]

Need a new news source.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah. I would burn it. I would cancel this news service. Brady, that one. Rocky at 15, Godfather at 10, and.

[Unnamed Guest]

Fast and Furious is a seven. Come on.

[Brady]

Come on.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Ozzy will be hitting the stage. The final performance on July 5th. We talked about that.

[Brady]

He won't be standing up.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Show. He will not be standing up.

[Melissa]

It's right. Chloe's right.

[Unnamed Pollster]

I mean, walk.

[Melissa]

You can't. You can't just run it away. I tried it in the. Parkinson's got worse, mate. Brady.

[Unnamed Pollster]

Yes, sir?

[Melissa]

I put my braces on. The doctor said you've got to wear this for the rest of your life. I'll show you. I said, forrest Gump has the plan and went right outside. And sharing also.

[Unnamed Pollster]

You can't do that.

[Melissa]

You have to stop. When I did it anyway. And look at me now. I can't even walk. Corey's right.

[Unnamed Pollster]

We'll get you to segue.

[Melissa]

You, Tom Hanks. You, you, you, you, you. You. You made people who feel bad about themselves worse. Let's kill Tom Hanks.

[Donald Trump]

Corey, what do you say?

[Corey Walsh]

I mean, he's had a long enough career. We could do it.

[Melissa]

Yeah. I think we're done with him, Right?

[Corey Walsh]

He's done.

[Unnamed Pollster]

On your marks. Get set, go.

[Melissa]

I'll race it. I'll race it to the corner. They come so it hurts.

[Corey Walsh]

Can I pay you to do it for me?

[Brady]

Yeah. He can't stand up because Parkinson's put him in a chair now. And they're still going to do that Black Sabbath show. And Ozzy's gonna do a set on his own.

[Unnamed Guest]

So he's gonna put him, like, in the Goblin Roses throne or something.

[Brady]

Well, they'll prop him up on something big. And he won't be singing. He hasn't sung for 15 years anyway.

[Unnamed Pollster]

He'll be sponsored by Lazy Boy.

[Donald Trump]

All right.

[Brady]

That's rude. Corey can hear you.

[Corey Walsh]

Thought you're gonna say lay's for a second.

[Brady]

Lay's Potato chips.

[Donald Trump]

I'd go to that.

[Corey Walsh]

As brittle as a chip.

[Brady]

Corey's on fire today. I like it when you make those jokes. We gotta hurry now. Look at how late we are with your wacky interruptions. 5, 8, 5, 9, 800 we'll do the Guadalupe squares next. It's 98, KUPD, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[Unnamed Pollster]

98.